| Session Start: Fri Mar 24 19:33:11 2000 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is '<DeRaptor> golden bitch?' | ||
| *** Set by Locdog07 on Fri Mar 24 19:34:22 | ||
| DarkonZero | Hekko! | |
|---|---|---|
| Locdog07 | Ugh. | |
| Locdog07 | Hiya DZ. | |
| MeltingMan | Hey there, DZ. | |
| DeRaptor | ewww | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'ohwow!.wav' | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | oh, Hi DZ... | |
| DeRaptor | that ewww wasn't for you, really. | |
| Locdog07 | Heh. | |
| DarkonZero | Why do I always arrive when something was said and it happens to be disgusting? | |
| DeRaptor | fish is slang for non-tetrapod vertebrate, right...right? | |
| DeRaptor | WHY ARE YOU ALL STARING AT ME! | |
| Locdog07 | My "Ugh" was, though. | |
| * Locdog07 stares at De | ||
| Locdog07 | I'm trying to bend you, like a spoon. | |
| * DarkonZero would stare at De...but stares at the wall instead...... | ||
| Locdog07 | No, the wall is impossible to bend, and you are dumb for thinking that you can. | |
| * DeRaptor laughs at DZ's ignorance. | ||
| DarkonZero | That's me! | |
| MeltingMan | Heehee | |
| DarkonZero | WAH WAH Waaaaaaaah! | |
| Locdog07 | Uhh...is that a baby with a stutter? | |
| Locdog07 | W-w-w-w-waaaaaaaaaaaah! | |
| DarkonZero | Uh,....you go ahead and think that. | |
| Locdog07 | I will. | |
| DarkonZero | Good. | |
| * DeRaptor bends Loc, like a pretzel. | ||
| DarkonZero | Now that's settled. | |
| * Locdog07 is bent. | ||
| DarkonZero | Wow....... | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'ohwow!.wav' | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | He got bent. | |
| Locdog07 | Bent and twisted. | |
| DarKrow | Late Hey DZ | |
| Locdog07 | She span me right round. Like a record, baby. | |
| DeRaptor | twisted, even. | |
| MeltingMan | Heheheh | |
| Locdog07 | Uh, yeah. I said twisted. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh...I didn't see that DK was here. | |
| * Locdog07 dances on his own grave... | ||
| * DarkonZero joins in. | ||
| Locdog07 | Whoo! | |
| * Locdog07 sets up a karaoke on his tombstone | ||
| DarkonZero | Dancing on someone's grave is fun. | |
| Locdog07 | Oh, wait...this is your grave, DZ. | |
| Locdog07 | Sorry. | |
| DarkonZero | Well.....whatever. | |
| DarkonZero | It's still fun. | |
| Locdog07 | Heh. | |
| Locdog07 | You bet. | |
| MeltingMan | Wow.....but....whose barried in your grave? | |
| MeltingMan | burried, even | |
| MeltingMan | Oh..... | |
| MeltingMan | Then what's DZ doing out here? | |
| Locdog07 | Even your fleas are doing it. | |
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | I got fleas? | |
| DarkonZero | Wow. | |
| Locdog07 | Oh...those are *my* fleas. | |
| DarkonZero | NEATO! | |
| Locdog07 | Damnit. | |
| Locdog07 | I hate being a dog. | |
| DarKrow | WHASSUP! DZ! | |
| MeltingMan | It's a Dog's Life....oh wait. | |
| DarkonZero | Wh..ass..up? | |
| Locdog07 | It is. | |
| DarKrow | yeah | |
| DarKrow | WHASSUP! | |
| DarKrow | WHAAAAAASAAAAAAAAAAP! | |
| DarkonZero | Wha Sap? | |
| Locdog07 | It's shrot for "What a sap you are, DZ" | |
| Locdog07 | short. | |
| DarkonZero | SHROT! | |
| DarKrow | you didn't see the Bud Light commercial during the super bowl huh? | |
| Locdog07 | SHROT! C'MOB! | |
| DarkonZero | DK...I saw the CN one 35 times. | |
| DeRaptor | why do I have five people d/ling my mp3s while I'm only d/ling one? | |
| DarkonZero | HAHAHAHAHAHA! | |
| Locdog07 | Because you're so popular, De. Have a cookie. | |
| DarkonZero | Wait.... | |
| DarkonZero | HAHAHAHAHAHA! | |
| DarKrow | LOL | |
| Locdog07 | Uhhh. | |
| DeRaptor | feh | |
| DeRaptor | what's the url for the whassup commercial again? | |
| Locdog07 | Yes, it is hilarious...I'm sure. | |
| MeltingMan | www.adcritic.com | |
| Locdog07 | Here it is, De. | |
| Locdog07 | Darn :P | |
| Locdog07 | I was gonna DCC it. | |
| MeltingMan | Oops....beat you to it. :P | |
| Locdog07 | Ah well. | |
| Locdog07 | :P | |
| DarkonZero | >:P | |
| DarkonZero | I felt left out. | |
| MeltingMan | It's a tongue-fest! Stick out your tongue! | |
| Locdog07 | You feel a lot of things, DZ. | |
| * DarKrow makes some popcorn... the kind with the pour over butter | ||
| DarKrow | BRB | |
| MeltingMan | Oh wow | |
| DarkonZero | Yes...I feel the Force. | |
| DeRaptor | heheh | |
| * DarkonZero uses the Force to neuter Loc. | ||
| Locdog07 | !!! | |
| DarkonZero | There...I feel better. | |
| Locdog07 | Ah well. It was gonna happen sooner or later. | |
| * DarKrow mournes Loc's nuts | ||
| MeltingMan | Eek.....how come they never did that in any of the SW movies? | |
| DarKrow | A shame | |
| Locdog07 | At least it happened with someone whose touch is as tender as a chainsaw cutting through a couch. | |
| DarKrow | Now there shall never be any little Locdogs | |
| *** Cal-Crowe is on IRC | ||
| *** Cal-Crowe has joined #Deep13 | ||
| Locdog07 | Who would want those? | |
| DarKrow | I supposes that a good thing | |
| DarkonZero | CALI! | |
| * MeltingMan ponders "Leatherface: The Vet" | ||
| Cal-Crowe | Howdy! | |
| Cal-Crowe | DEEZEE! | |
| DarKrow | Hey Cal | |
| DarkonZero | HOODY! | |
| Locdog07 | Hi Cal. It's "Loc Is Neutered" Day. | |
| DarKrow | Loc just got neutered | |
| Cal-Crowe | Oh? | |
| Locdog07 | Yep. | |
| DarKrow | hmmm | |
| * DarKrow gets out his little old GENE SPLICING KIT! | ||
| * DarKrow steals some of Loc's blood | ||
| DeRaptor | I thought he already was... | |
| Locdog07 | Feel free to eat some of the cake made completely out of my own brand of Dogs Meat. | |
| Locdog07 | I got better, De. | |
| MeltingMan | We can neuter you, too, Cal. | |
| DeRaptor | Oh, this time they got rid of his ovaries.. | |
| Locdog07 | Y- HEY! | |
| * Locdog07 mutters | ||
| DarKrow | hehe | |
| DarkonZero | Wait.... | |
| Cal-Crowe | NO! | |
| * DarKrow injects Loc genetic matter into an egg cell | ||
| * DarKrow lets it incubate | ||
| DeRaptor | .... | |
| DeRaptor | Cal has....those things?! | |
| MeltingMan | Eek....hermaprodog07 | |
| Cal-Crowe | NO NEUTERING! | |
| DeRaptor | ()_() | |
| MeltingMan | Cal has many things. | |
| * DarKrow ends up creating.... | ||
| *** MiniLoc has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * Locdog07 picks up Cal and looks | ||
| * DarkonZero goes to the corner....and "drains the wizard". | ||
| DarKrow | MiniLoc | |
| MeltingMan | Eek! | |
| Locdog07 | Hey, De, those do look kinda like...uh..."()_()" | |
| Cal-Crowe | <Kitana> one neuter= one k-line | |
| DarKrow | BRB | |
| DeRaptor | AAAAH! | |
| * Locdog07 feels between Cal's legs. | ||
| Locdog07 | Cough. | |
| * DarkonZero returns from the corner. | ||
| Cal-Crowe | <MrB> You are evading a neutering | |
| DarkonZero | I feel better. | |
| * MeltingMan wonders if Mr. B Natural had one... | ||
| * DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like TV's Frank! | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| Cal-Crowe | <omega> ur u goin 2 newtur me? | |
| Locdog07 | Ewww | |
| *** jasoN has left IRC | ||
| DarKrow | BAK | |
| Locdog07 | Neuter, the new Pokemon. Unfortunately, it's one of a kind. Very rare. | |
| Cal-Crowe | Mr B. Natural.... | |
| DarKrow | Loc, meet MiniLoc | |
| DarKrow | He is exaclty like you in all respects | |
| Locdog07 | Uh, hi MiniLoc. | |
| DarKrow | but 1/8th your size | |
| Locdog07 | Where's your British teeth? | |
| * DarkonZero punches MiniLoc. | ||
| Cal-Crowe | * Mini-Loc bites De | |
| * Locdog07 picks up MiniLoc and runs around with him on his shoulders | ||
| DarkonZero | There. | |
| * DeRaptor nueters pikachu but can't figure out how to start... | ||
| Locdog07 | Ummm. | |
| MiniLoc | WHEEE | |
| Locdog07 | It *is* like me. | |
| * DeRaptor just opens it up, ripping out any organ that looks even vaguely like a uterus. | ||
| Locdog07 | Okay, stop screaming. | |
| DeRaptor | woops, was that a stomach? My bad. | |
| * MiniLoc shuts up | ||
| MeltingMan | OH.....man.... | |
| Locdog07 | De, you're touching Pikachu in places that nobody has ever done so before. | |
| DarkonZero | HAHAHAHAHAHA! | |
| * MiniLoc walks around | ||
| DarKrow | isn't he cute | |
| * Locdog07 puts a diaper on MiniLoc | ||
| DarkonZero | De's going places no one else would wanna touch. | |
| DeRaptor | yeah, its lower intestine. | |
| DeRaptor | ...which is now on the floor. yeeha. | |
| * Locdog07 slips on the lower intestine | ||
| Locdog07 | Dammit, De. | |
| Locdog07 | Be careful with those things. | |
| * MiniLoc plays with the lower intestine | ||
| * Cal-Crowe makes grilled pokeburgers | ||
| Locdog07 | Awwww. | |
| * Locdog07 scribbles a face on the lower intestine | ||
| Locdog07 | It's a doll. | |
| Locdog07 | Have fun. | |
| DarkonZero | Watch out.....don't wanna step in the pokecrap. | |
| * MiniLoc eats the lower intestine | ||
| DarKrow | eeew | |
| * Locdog07 thinks MiniLoc and the lower intestine are like Linus and his security blanke-...oh... | ||
| * MeltingMan remembers the zombie intestines that admire themselves in the mirror in "Brain Dead" | ||
| Cal-Crowe | hehe | |
| Locdog07 | Heheh. | |
| DarkonZero | Even intestines think they look good! | |
| Locdog07 | Those intestines. | |
| Locdog07 | Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em. | |
| DarkonZero | They're so vain! | |
| Locdog07 | They're always saying "Does my butt look big in this?" | |
| DarKrow | They probably think this song is about them | |
| Locdog07 | Heheh. | |
| MeltingMan | Hehe....yipe | |
| * MiniLoc hugs Loc | ||
| Locdog07 | Hmmm. | |
| Locdog07 | It's too sociable to be me. | |
| DarKrow | well | |
| DarKrow | I did take some genetic liberties | |
| Locdog07 | No genetic liberty taking before Christmas morning, young man. | |
| * Cal-Crowe drills a hole in the floor | ||
| Locdog07 | Cal knows that the girls' locker room is below this room. | |
| DarKrow | sorry | |
| Cal-Crowe | Yep | |
| * DarKrow takes a peek | ||
| DarKrow | aww | |
| DarKrow | it's all humans | |
| Cal-Crowe | Why is there a girl's locker room under #Deep13? | |
| Locdog07 | Ugh. | |
| DarKrow | Why can't I find some nice bird ladies | |
| Locdog07 | It's the girls' locker room for #omega. | |
| * MiniLoc looks and falls in | ||
| MiniLoc | EEEEEE! | |
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| * Locdog07 thinks he should introduce DK to Rita sometime. | ||
| Locdog07 | EEEEEE!!! | |
| DarKrow | UH-OH! | |
| Locdog07 | The cry of the Banshee. | |
| DarkonZero | WOOHOO! | |
| Cal-Crowe | Want to hear a story that is VERY gross? | |
| * MiniLoc falls and lands on a bench | ||
| DarKrow | NO! | |
| * DeRaptor ponders shipping DarKrow off to irc.avians.net | ||
| Locdog07 | Is it your biography, Cal? | |
| DarkonZero | Cal and his ptty stories. | |
| Cal-Crowe | NO! | |
| DarkonZero | potty even | |
| Locdog07 | ptty! | |
| Locdog07 | putty stories. | |
| Locdog07 | petty stories. | |
| Locdog07 | pitty stories. | |
| Cal-Crowe | pwettty | |
| DarkonZero | Potty. | |
| * MiniLoc gets hit by a girl and flies up into Deep13 | ||
| Locdog07 | Wow. He got touched by a girl. He is SO not me. | |
| MiniLoc | ow\ | |
| DarKrow | not in a good way | |
| DeRaptor | telly, Cal. | |
| DeRaptor | MiniLocs can fly? | |
| DarKrow | Aww | |
| * Locdog07 sits round a campfire and listens to Cal | ||
| * Locdog07 looks at the wings on MiniLoc | ||
| * DarKrow sits and roasts marshmallows | ||
| MiniLoc | ow | |
| DarKrow | He got hit | |
| Locdog07 | How come he has wings on his butt? | |
| * MeltingMan waits for a story about the horrible comber of comb mountain.... | ||
| Locdog07 | And that gave him wings? | |
| Locdog07 | Heheh | |
| DarKrow | no... | |
| Locdog07 | The Oasis of the Headless Mad Comber of Comb Mountain | |
| DarKrow | that was me. some of my blood got in there | |
| Locdog07 | Hooks for feet. | |
| Locdog07 | Eyes made of wood. | |
| MeltingMan | Hold on.....I've got a scary story.....I don't know how it goes but it ends "And there....on the handle....was....A HOOK!" Scary, ain't it! | |
| Locdog07 | heheheh | |
| Cal-Crowe | One day, this guy with lepersy and he came to a football game with his friend. He sits next to his friend. His friend starts vomiting. He asks if he should movie. The other guy says its ok, he was vomiting because the guy behind him was dipping his nachoes in the leper's neck. | |
| Locdog07 | lepersy. | |
| MeltingMan | Leper do | |
| Locdog07 | movie. | |
| Locdog07 | nachoes. | |
| Cal-Crowe | doh | |
| DarkonZero | Movie? | |
| Locdog07 | The story is gross because of the typos. | |
| Cal-Crowe | movie-> move | |
| * MeltingMan chuckles.... | ||
| DarkonZero | Typos! | |
| * DarkonZero pukes. | ||
| * Locdog07 dips his nachos in MM's neck | ||
| Locdog07 | Oh, wait, that's your butt... | |
| Cal-Crowe | Yum | |
| Locdog07 | Hey, MiniLoc, want some nachos? | |
| MeltingMan | You should make sure before you dip. | |
| * Locdog07 force-feeds MiniLoc | ||
| MiniLoc | MMMMMMM! | |
| DarKrow | eeew | |
| * MiniLoc spits up on Loc | ||
| Cal-Crowe | MiniLoc, that is ass-cheese. | |
| * DarkonZero really pukes. | ||
| Locdog07 | Oh my. | |
| * DarKrow vomits | ||
| * Cal-Crowe blows chunks | ||
| MeltingMan | Welcome to Puke Days! Home of the Technicolor Yawn! | |
| * Locdog07 laughs at the chaos he has created | ||
| Locdog07 | I'm king of the world! | |
| * MiniLoc bites Loc | ||
| DarkonZero | Never put "ass" and "cheese" together. | |
| Locdog07 | Ow. | |
| * DeRaptor dips nachos in Melty's neck. | ||
| * MeltingMan laughs | ||
| Locdog07 | Maybe not. | |
| * Locdog07 ages the ass-cheese. | ||
| Cal-Crowe | asscheese | |
| Locdog07 | Mmm. | |
| MeltingMan | Oh....oh my.... | |
| Locdog07 | This...here...Anakin guy.... | |
| DeRaptor | These newfangled nachos really aren't very good. | |
| MeltingMan | Heheheh.... | |
| Cal-Crowe | was arrested | |
| Locdog07 | William Shatner sings from The Best Of Weird Al | |
| MeltingMan | They're the nachos of the future! | |
| Cal-Crowe | hehe | |
| DarKrow | speaking of Weird Al.... | |
| DarKrow | I'm GONNA SEE WEIRD AL! | |
| DarKrow | LIVE | |
| Cal-Crowe | Hap......py......birth......day......to.....you.... | |
| MeltingMan | "Weird Bill" Shatner | |
| * DeRaptor throws the nachos away. | ||
| DarKrow | HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA | |
| Cal-Crowe | Yay. | |
| Locdog07 | Neato, DK. | |
| Cal-Crowe | Which day? | |
| DarKrow | sometime in May | |
| DarKrow | at the Keswick Theater | |
| Cal-Crowe | Keswick? | |
| DarKrow | yes | |
| DarkonZero | no | |
| DarKrow | in Philly | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'peeweetheme.wav' | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| * MeltingMan ponders a "Philly Steak and Ass-Cheese Sandwich" | ||
| * Cal-Crowe listens to his Weird Al mp3s | ||
| * Locdog07 listens to his...two...Weird Al mp3s.... | ||
| Locdog07 | Oh, wait, three | |
| DarKrow | Idiot | |
| MeltingMan | I have trouble "listening" to Weird Al...the videos are the funny part. | |
| DarKrow | Melty, it's a Cheesesteak | |
| DarKrow | not Philly steak-and-cheese | |
| MeltingMan | Cheesesteak is the star of "Colossus and the Headhunters" | |
| * MiniLoc falls over and dies | ||
| DarKrow | eep | |
| *** MiniLoc has quit IRC (BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!) | ||
| Locdog07 | Aww. | |
| Locdog07 | Well, all the more to eat. | |
| * Locdog07 suckles off MiniLoc's corpse like a pig | ||
| * Cal-Crowe listens to "UHF" (The Song) | ||
| DeRaptor | mmmm.....food. | |
| MeltingMan | His name's Machiste.....prounced "Cheese Steak" | |
| DarKrow | melty... it's all one word | |
| DarKrow | I live in Philly | |
| MeltingMan | Ah.... | |
| MeltingMan | Excuse me. | |
| Cal-Crowe | MM: On DVD, there's a collection of all videos from 1983-1996 | |
| DarKrow | k | |
| Cal-Crowe | It's just missing Pentiums and Saga Begins | |
| Locdog07 | Hmm. | |
| MeltingMan | I've got most of them on tape already from MTV. | |
| DarKrow | I like Pentiums | |
| DarKrow | my fav though is FAT | |
| * Locdog07 sits on DK's head | ||
| DarKrow | OW! | |
| Locdog07 | Sorry. | |
| Locdog07 | GIMME BACK MY SON!!! | |
| DarKrow | fat ass | |
| * DeRaptor wonders how much stuff Melty tapes. | ||
| DarKrow | ahem... Clone | |
| Cal-Crowe | Dare To Be Stupid and Pretty Fly For A Rabbi are great | |
| Locdog07 | GIMME BACK MY CLONE!!! | |
| DarKrow | no | |
| * Locdog07 stands up | ||
| Locdog07 | Oh, poo. | |
| DarKrow | I closed his window | |
| * Cal-Crowe listens to "Amish Paradise" | ||
| DarkonZero | MM tapes alot of stuff. | |
| Locdog07 | Heh. | |
| Locdog07 | You mean he suffocated? | |
| MeltingMan | Mostly crap. | |
| Cal-Crowe | I taped ALTV 2000 | |
| DarKrow | no... | |
| Locdog07 | Isn't that the HHGTTG listing for Earth, MM? | |
| DarKrow | I closed his mIRC window | |
| Locdog07 | Revised edition. | |
| MeltingMan | HHGTTG? | |
| Locdog07 | Hitch-Hiker's Guide. | |
| MeltingMan | Ah....heheh | |
| DeRaptor | Qrap! | |
| Locdog07 | Heh. Whoo! | |
| DeRaptor | It would be a more accurate description than "Mostly Harmless", that's for sure. | |
| * DeRaptor remembers DK is a newer version of the guide and asks him what the entry for Earth is. | ||
| Locdog07 | Oh, you betcha. | |
| DarKrow | Earth: Mostly Dangerous - Too many morons | |
| * Locdog07 looks in DK's files... | ||
| Locdog07 | Wow, DK, your files are filled with blood... | |
| Locdog07 | Oh...so I'm not supposed to literally *open* you? | |
| Locdog07 | Darn. | |
| Locdog07 | Someone a vet? | |
| * Cal-Crowe listens to "The Alternative Polka" | ||
| DeRaptor | Howabout...um...Brain Guy's planet? | |
| Locdog07 | Didn't that get blown up? | |
| DeRaptor | yeah. stupid Mike. | |
| Locdog07 | Chunky head. | |
| * Cal-Crowe plays the bagpipes | ||
| MeltingMan | They fixed the planet, I think. | |
| DarkonZero | Him and his baking soda bomb. | |
| Locdog07 | They did? | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah...they did. | |
| Locdog07 | Oh...yeah, they musta. | |
| Locdog07 | Still. | |
| DarkonZero | Then the other 2 became raging Packers fans. | |
| * Locdog07 wonders if they were the only three Brain Guys... | ||
| DarkonZero | Observer, I mean. | |
| Cal-Crowe | Of course! | |
| Locdog07 | Cal is in hyper-mode. | |
| DarkonZero | That reminds me.... | |
| DarkonZero | De....are you still ahead of us? | |
| Cal-Crowe | Whatdoyoumeanloc? | |
| Locdog07 | Hmmm. | |
| * Locdog07 gives Cal some sugar and caffeine. | ||
| Locdog07 | caffiene... | |
| Locdog07 | or whatever it is. | |
| DarkonZero | Caffine. | |
| Locdog07 | :P | |
| Cal-Crowe | MMMM | |
| DarkonZero | >:P | |
| * MeltingMan stares at DZ. | ||
| DeRaptor | I'm not still ahead of you, so don't ask. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....SHEESH! | |
| DarkonZero | >:P | |
| * Cal-Crowe tortures DZ | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'evilisafoot.wav' | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| * Cal-Crowe forces DZ to listen to Vanilla Ice songs. | ||
| DarkonZero | Hahah! | |
| Locdog07 | Wow. | |
| DarkonZero | You can't! | |
| DarkonZero | >:P | |
| Cal-Crowe | I am. | |
| DarkonZero | >:P | |
| DarkonZero | You can't! | |
| Cal-Crowe | You're locked in that room. | |
| DarkonZero | You can't! | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'toobad.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Hahah! | |
| * Cal-Crowe turns the volume VERY HIGH | ||
| DarkonZero | Hahah! | |
| DarkonZero | You can't! | |
| * Cal-Crowe points a gun to DZ's head | ||
| Cal-Crowe | LISTEN! | |
| DarkonZero | NO! | |
| * MeltingMan remembers hearing on "Behind the Music" that Vanilla's real name is something like "Martin Van Winkle".... | ||
| DarkonZero | >:P | |
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| DarkonZero | It is. | |
| DarkonZero | Actually... | |
| Cal-Crowe | oh well | |
| * Locdog07 listens to the Theme from Shaft | ||
| DarkonZero | I think it's Robert. | |
| Locdog07 | I hope they have this in Shaft 2000 | |
| MeltingMan | He should fall asleep for 100 years. | |
| * Cal-Crowe switches the Cd player with a nude poster of Joe Don Baker | ||
| * Locdog07 is suddenly not neutered | ||
| Locdog07 | Somehow that poster cured me. | |
| DarKrow | ?! | |
| * Cal-Crowe watches DZ try to get out | ||
| Locdog07 | I think it must have been so arousing... | |
| DarkonZero | CC...I gouged my eyes out. | |
| MeltingMan | Heheh...eek | |
| DarKrow | GAAAAAAAAAAAAH! | |
| Cal-Crowe | HAHA | |
| DarkonZero | LOC....NO! | |
| Locdog07 | Welcome back, fellas! | |
| * Locdog07 gives his men a hug | ||
| MeltingMan | I'm so weirded out right now.... | |
| Locdog07 | Thankyou, Mr. Baker! | |
| Cal-Crowe | It's really Delta Burke with Joe Don's head | |
| * Locdog07 gives the poster a thankyou hump | ||
| MeltingMan | For making us laugh at love....again | |
| Locdog07 | Ah. | |
| Locdog07 | Better. | |
| DarkonZero | Well... | |
| DarkonZero | That fuel my nightmares for year to come. | |
| Locdog07 | So much that you can't spell. | |
| DarkonZero | fueled even' | |
| DarkonZero | Yes. | |
| MeltingMan | Yeah....start thinkinb about Mr. T....that'll help, DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | That | |
| Locdog07 | Wow. | |
| MeltingMan | thinking, even | |
| Locdog07 | I think I'm suddenly neutered again. | |
| Locdog07 | Thanks MM. | |
| DarkonZero | T left me. | |
| *** Locdog07 changes topic to '<DarkonZero> T left me.' | ||
| DarkonZero | He helluva lives N. | |
| * MeltingMan laughs | ||
| Locdog07 | lives N! | |
| DarkonZero | Loves even | |
| *** DeRaptor has left IRC | ||
| *** DeRaptor has quit IRC (Read error to DeRaptor[207.204.201.140]: Connection reset by peer) | ||
| * Cal-Crowe pours hot cheese on DZ | ||
| MeltingMan | N Lives by night | |
| DarKrow | I made a Mr. T skin for The Sims | |
| *** Locdog07 changes topic to '<DarkonZero> T left me. He helluva lives N.' | ||
| Locdog07 | DK, are you a member of www.thesims.com ? | |
| DarKrow | yes | |
| DarkonZero | Thanks Loc.....you're a true....uh...something or other. | |
| Locdog07 | Have you been there lately? | |
| DarKrow | where's your MST3k family | |
| DarKrow | no... | |
| Locdog07 | The family picked by Maxis for "Cool Story" is MINE!!! | |
| Locdog07 | Picked by Maxis themselves!!! | |
| Locdog07 | I'M THE GOD!!! | |
| Locdog07 | I'M THE GOD!!!!!! | |
| MeltingMan | Heheh | |
| * MeltingMan worships Loc.... | ||
| Locdog07 | Stop it. | |
| * MeltingMan sacrifices...um...something... | ||
| DarkonZero | Worship LOc....to death! | |
| Locdog07 | LOc. | |
| Cal-Crowe | If I got The Sims, I'd make them super smart and sociopaths | |
| DarkonZero | Yes LOc! | |
| MeltingMan | LO c! | |
| Cal-Crowe | Lo C sounds like a rapper | |
| Locdog07 | So go to www.thesims.com, DK, and see the proof which you cannot deny. | |
| Locdog07 | Top right corner. | |
| Locdog07 | Cool Story. | |
| Locdog07 | NO!!! | |
| Locdog07 | THEY CHANGED IT!!!!!!! | |
| Locdog07 | DAMN THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
| DarkonZero | HAHAhAHAAHAHA! | |
| MeltingMan | Oh.... :P | |
| Locdog07 | ...Torgo laugh. | |
| DarkonZero | Yes... | |
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| MeltingMan | I bet Torgo had something to do with the change. | |
| Locdog07 | Why'd they change it? | |
| Locdog07 | "The Master wouldn't approve of The Sims..." | |
| Locdog07 | Someone should make The Master's Lodge for The Sims | |
| Cal-Crowe | "ThIs HaS bEeN cHaNgEd By ToRgO: | |
| Cal-Crowe | " | |
| MeltingMan | Hey....make a sim family for The M....d'oh | |
| MeltingMan | Heheh' | |
| Locdog07 | Mwahahaha. | |
| MeltingMan | It would be hard to make Torgo's knees big enough... | |
| Locdog07 | Yeah. | |
| Cal-Crowe | hehe | |
| Locdog07 | why were his knees big, anyway? | |
| MeltingMan | I'm not checking. | |
| *** DarKrow has left IRC | ||
| *** DarKrow has quit IRC (Ping timeout for DarKrow[client-151-197-121-87.bellatlantic.net]) | ||
| Cal-Crowe | GAH | |
| DarkonZero | Torgo does major weightlifting. | |
| Cal-Crowe | Peer is on a rampage | |
| Locdog07 | I mean...it couldn't be because of his role as The Master's servant...because when Mike was the servant...his knees were fine. | |
| *** DeRaptor is on IRC | ||
| *** DeRaptor has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * Locdog07 wonders how Torgo ended up at The Master's Lodge | ||
| Locdog07 | Heya | |
| *** Locdog07 sets mode: +o DeRaptor | ||
| DarkonZero | WB. | |
| Cal-Crowe | hey De | |
| MeltingMan | I think they were hiring and "Big Knees" happened to be a plus. | |
| Locdog07 | heheheh | |
| Locdog07 | brb | |
| Cal-Crowe | Loc, if you try to figure out the plot of Manos, you'll go insane | |
| MeltingMan | k | |
| Locdog07 | I already am, Cal | |
| Locdog07 | brb | |
| DarkonZero | There was a plot? | |
| Cal-Crowe | oh | |
| Cal-Crowe | nevermindthen | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'nirvana.wav' | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| * DeRaptor burps | ||
| Locdog07 | back | |
| MeltingMan | wb | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm... | |
| DarkonZero | De burps...Loc returns.... | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| * DeRaptor wishes she hadn't gotten peanut chewed up stuff in one of her surgical holes...yech | ||
| Locdog07 | Yes. | |
| Cal-Crowe | surgica- wait...I don't want to knoew | |
| Locdog07 | Heh. | |
| Locdog07 | Ewwww. | |
| DarkonZero | The peanutty taste will last for years. | |
| Locdog07 | She was neutered, too, ya see. | |
| Locdog07 | So... | |
| MeltingMan | Oh wow... | |
| * MeltingMan laughs. | ||
| Cal-Crowe | Why did you have surgical holes? | |
| DeRaptor | wisdom toothes | |
| MeltingMan | I don't even want to know....peanuts...ick...I've gone too far. | |
| Cal-Crowe | Ick | |
| * Cal-Crowe shows off his wisdom teeth | ||
| Locdog07 | Peanuts fitting themselves into your holes. | |
| DeRaptor | ACK! | |
| Cal-Crowe | BOO! | |
| MeltingMan | I'm never eating peanuts again...until I forget about this incident... | |
| Locdog07 | heehee | |
| Locdog07 | brb | |
| MeltingMan | k | |
| DeRaptor | It was just a hole in my gum! | |
| DarkonZero | Luckily I got lost....so I'm safe. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.......is it normal to feel music? | |
| Cal-Crowe | DZ, De has holes from where her wisdom teeth were. They are filled with peanuts now. | |
| DarkonZero | CC...like I didn't know... | |
| Locdog07 | back | |
| MeltingMan | wb | |
| DeRaptor | they WERE. | |
| Locdog07 | Cal is a De encylcopedia. | |
| [Cal-Crowe SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | cyclo | |
| * MeltingMan remembers the R&S episode where Ren's teeth rot out....and he ends up with nothing but stinky holes. | ||
| [Cal-Crowe SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | Heheh. | |
| Locdog07 | Tooth Beaver. | |
| MeltingMan | I love my Tooth Beaver. | |
| [Cal-Crowe SOUND] | ||
| [Cal-Crowe SOUND] | ||
| [Cal-Crowe SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | I already have Brak's gas. | |
| [Cal-Crowe SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | In your surgical holes? | |
| [Cal-Crowe SOUND] | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'monkey.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| [Cal-Crowe SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | okay... | |
| [Cal-Crowe SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | Quiet. | |
| Cal-Crowe | SEX TIME LOOKIE LOOKIE! | |
| DarkonZero | The hell? | |
| * MeltingMan stares at Cal. | ||
| DarkonZero | Cal watching porn again. | |
| Cal-Crowe | SEX TIME LOOKIE LOOKIE! | |
| MeltingMan | No...filming porn. | |
| [Cal-Crowe SOUND] | ||
| Cal-Crowe | snack.wav | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm... | |
| Locdog07 | I'm the one who came up with SEX TIME LOOKIE LOOKIE | |
| Locdog07 | Worship me. | |
| MeltingMan | Heheheh....be proud.... | |
| DarkonZero | Naw.... | |
| Locdog07 | Danr. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'damn_you.wav' | ||
| [Cal-Crowe SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | Darn. | |
| DarkonZero | I worship only.....uh......stuff. | |
| *** jasoN is on IRC | ||
| *** jasoN has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * jasoN jasons in | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| Cal-Crowe | N! | |
| Cal-Crowe | WAZZUP! | |
| DarkonZero | WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP! | |
| DeRaptor | Hey, N. | |
| Locdog07 | Hey 'soN | |
| jasoN | WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP! | |
| jasoN | how's everyone doing this evening? | |
| DarkonZero | N...more MP3s? | |
| jasoN | sure | |
| [Cal-Crowe SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Oh..and I'm fine. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'returnofthekillertomatoes.wav' | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'bikini.wav' | ||
| [Cal-Crowe SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | Anyone good at translating spanish? | |
| Cal-Crowe | Yes No | |
| * MeltingMan looks up.... | ||
| MeltingMan | HI N! | |
| Locdog07 | uhhh | |
| jasoN | hey | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 *** Ghoul-ku changes topic to 'I love you Goku (this topic was set by many hot women, not Goku)' | |
| * Pump DCC up to 999999999 bytes | ||
| Cal-Crowe | 9,1Quote:1,9 * Malon chisels away at the cement in her mouth <UrbanD> greid = WOMAN ?? <Malon> Yes... <Malon> I be woman...<UrbanD> wow, i didn't see that coming.<UrbanD> since when have you been a woman??<Malon> hmm, couple minutes ago | |
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm.....Meps hookers will be angry. | |
| Cal-Crowe | 9,1Quote:1,9 <DarKrow> STOP THE DAMN QUOTES! | |
| Cal-Crowe | 9,1Quote:1,9 <BIshmael> son! <jasoNic> mom! <superspy> You're both stupid. | |
| Cal-Crowe | 9,1Quote:1,9 <TheCambot> Ling, are you sure you were using IRC and not, like, Minesweeper? | |
| DeRaptor | How many hot woman can set a single topic? | |
| Cal-Crowe | 9,1Quote:1,9 * DeRaptor uses Cal's arms as crowbars to pry open N's secret stash of nuts. | |
| Cal-Crowe | 9,1Quote:1,9 <TheCambot> Ling, are you sure you were using IRC and not, like, Minesweeper? | |
| Cal-Crowe | 9,1Quote:1,9 <UrbanD> for the love of god, enough with the quotes! | |
| jasoN | 7 | |
| Cal-Crowe | 9,1Quote:1,9 <BobIshmael> PEOPLE ARE DYING ALL AROUND YOU! AND ALL YOU CAN THINK OF IS GUMMI BEARS AND SEX! | |
| Cal-Crowe | 9,1Quote:1,9 <DarkonZero> BLASPHEMY!!! | |
| Locdog07 | How many hot women can screw in a light bulb? | |
| DeRaptor | For that matter, how many hot women can screw in a lightbulb?....I bet some people would pay to find out...erk. | |
| Cal-Crowe | 10,000 | |
| DeRaptor | DAH! | |
| Locdog07 | Grrr. Deeeeee. | |
| Cal-Crowe | 9,1Quote:1,9 <omega> i say f*ck you and leave me alone <gamma> Omega: saying "f*ck you and leave me alone" isn't going to make us f*ck you or leave you alone. | |
| MeltingMan | Eek. | |
| DeRaptor | Stop that. | |
| Cal-Crowe | 9,1Quote:1,9 <BobIshmael> PEOPLE ARE DYING ALL AROUND YOU! AND ALL YOU CAN THINK OF IS GUMMI BEARS AND SEX! | |
| jasoN | i have personally seen seven hot women set a topic | |
| Cal-Crowe | 9,1Quote:1,9 <MeltingMan> Sqirrels...those who use them take command...those who don't....DIE!!!!!!!! | |
| *** carlitos has joined #Deep13 | ||
| Cal-Crowe | 9,1Quote:1,9 <DarkonZero> BLASPHEMY!!! | |
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| * jasoN throws Cal-Crowe helluva far away! | ||
| Cal-Crowe | HOLA! | |
| MeltingMan | Hey there, Carl! | |
| * Locdog07 wonders how many hot women can screw-...nevermind | ||
| jasoN | carlito! | |
| Cal-Crowe | Que vargas | |
| DarkonZero | Carlito's Way! | |
| MeltingMan | Carlito Bandito! | |
| DeRaptor | heeey, My dad brought home the Army of Darkness DVD...now I can see it. | |
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | Oooh. | |
| jasoN | Carlitos, that's german, right? | |
| DarkonZero | AOD RULES! | |
| Cal-Crowe | carlitos is IRcap6@host-216-77-219-105.fll.bellsouth.net * *** | |
| Cal-Crowe | carlitos on #funzone #Deep13 #Madison #ChatZone | |
| DarkonZero | As I stated yesterday. | |
| jasoN | De -is it the double set, or the old one? | |
| carlitos | ich spreche ihre sprache nicht gut, bitte english | |
| * DeRaptor slaps Loc for following her statement up with the painfully obvious thing before she could make a joke about it. | ||
| DarkonZero | I still gotta find the double set. | |
| jasoN | the double set rocks | |
| * Locdog07 slaps De for...being De. | ||
| Cal-Crowe | Mach leousot masa chezmas> | |
| jasoN | the cut scenes are nifty | |
| DeRaptor | grrr. | |
| Locdog07 | Grrrr. | |
| * DeRaptor kicks Loc. | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'locbark.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| * Locdog07 punches De | ||
| DeRaptor | SHADDAP! | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'roar.wav' | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| MeltingMan | Oh.....violence! | |
| * Locdog07 yelps and hides | ||
| Cal-Crowe | El da toro santa maria? | |
| * DeRaptor wrings Loc's neck. | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'meow.wav' | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| MeltingMan | Use Tai Kwon Doe.....those who don't....DIE! | |
| DarkonZero | The director's cut vid shows how the movie was supposed to be released. | |
| * Locdog07 sniffles and chokes to death | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| jasoN | does it have the cut scenes though? or is it just the directors cut? | |
| Locdog07 | Is Army Of Darkness the one where the eyeball flies into the woman's mouth? | |
| Cal-Crowe | Que paravos? HAHAHAHAHA! Masa menchas loco pasa cebesa! | |
| DarkonZero | N...it has the cut scenes. | |
| jasoN | cool | |
| carlitos | coño, de que hablan aki? | |
| jasoN | usually they dont put them on the video | |
| *** DarKrow is on IRC | ||
| DarkonZero | They're on after the cred. | |
| Cal-Crowe | coño, de que hablan aki? | |
| Locdog07 | Street cred. | |
| jasoN | cool | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'banana.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | The original beginning sorta bites. | |
| DarkonZero | But the ending rules! | |
| *** DarKrow has joined #Deep13 | ||
| Locdog07 | Hmmm. | |
| Locdog07 | wb DK | |
| Cal-Crowe | DEEKAY! | |
| DarKrow | Hey | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +o DarKrow | ||
| * Locdog07 sings "Deek, Deek Ay...Deek, Deek Ay..." a-la Diabolik | ||
| DarKrow | Loc... I was at thesims.com and didn't see your MST family | |
| Locdog07 | That's right. | |
| jasoN | DK. | |
| DarKrow | Hey N | |
| Cal-Crowe | carlitos, coño, de que hablan aki? | |
| MeltingMan | heheh...I like the music in Diabolik. | |
| Cal-Crowe | Deep Deep Down... | |
| DarKrow | Di Di Daaaaaaaaaaah | |
| Locdog07 | "No, she wasn't Hitler!" | |
| * DeRaptor goes around biting. | ||
| DarKrow | What did I miss | |
| Locdog07 | De is Hitler. | |
| MeltingMan | No one but you, Deep down! Bury me deep down! | |
| DarKrow | OW! | |
| Locdog07 | DK, http://www.thesims.com/us/index.html?action=viewfamily&subject=MSTie&owner=Locdog07 | |
| DeRaptor | No, I'm Stalin! Geez! | |
| jasoN | you missed Loc giving me all your collectable plates | |
| DarKrow | I'm Lenin! | |
| DarkonZero | I'm Judas! | |
| Locdog07 | It's hard to tell, that moustache is hanging off, De. | |
| MeltingMan | I'm McCartney.... | |
| MeltingMan | Oh....not Lennon. | |
| * Locdog07 peels the moustache off De's chin... | ||
| DarkonZero | I'm Sci-fi! | |
| DarkonZero | Wait... | |
| Locdog07 | And you put it in a weird place... | |
| * DarkonZero kills himself. | ||
| Locdog07 | Ohhh...this is a caterpillar. | |
| MeltingMan | I'm a cucumber. | |
| * Locdog07 giggles | ||
| Locdog07 | Oops | |
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | heheh | |
| DarKrow | My family is almost able to move into 1 Sim Lane | |
| Locdog07 | Hmmm. That's nice. | |
| DarKrow | The big Mansion | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'monkey.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| MeltingMan | The Marylin Mansion | |
| Locdog07 | D'oh. | |
| DarkonZero | DK...are you still "playing with yourself"? | |
| Locdog07 | Charles Mansion. | |
| DarKrow | Right now I'm in 3 Sim Lane...The only other 2 floor house | |
| * DarKrow hits DZ | ||
| DarkonZero | HAHAHAHAHAHAH! | |
| Cal-Crowe | The Suspension Mansion | |
| jasoN | hope he washed his hands first.. | |
| *** carlitos has quit IRC (0,0··15,15·14,14·15,1 I R c a p 14,14·15,15·1,84http://1www.ircap.net 15,15·0,0··) | ||
| * DarKrow downloads Loc's family | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | Heyyyy. | |
| jasoN | yikes. | |
| Cal-Crowe | carlitos is a dirty ma | |
| Cal-Crowe | n | |
| Locdog07 | Dirty, ma! | |
| jasoN | what? | |
| MeltingMan | Dirty mamajama. | |
| * DeRaptor wakes up and buries Loc in Deep 42. | ||
| * Locdog07 rests in peace | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'devoured.wav' | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | N....what other Tubeway/Numan mp3s do you have? | |
| DarKrow | Got the Plug in | |
| DarKrow | now to get the fambily | |
| DarkonZero | FAMBILY! | |
| MeltingMan | Heheh | |
| MeltingMan | Famous Billy | |
| DarKrow | Loc, how'd you get so much $$ | |
| DarkonZero | Hey....it's Mushmouth! | |
| * Locdog07 is dead and cannot speak | ||
| * DarKrow ressurects Loc | ||
| DarKrow | Loc, how'd you get so much $$ | |
| Locdog07 | Oh, hi there. | |
| Locdog07 | I just saw Jesus, but you're more interested in The Sims. | |
| DarKrow | for your MST family | |
| Locdog07 | It's funny, Jesus is an atheist. | |
| DarkonZero | <Mushmouth> Hereba bea mya fambily. | |
| DarKrow | How did you get all those Simoleoins | |
| jasoN | when the machines rock, replicas, we have a technical, me i disconnect from you, we are so fragile | |
| * MeltingMan gets that guy from "The Dead Talk Back" to lend him a machine....oh...shoot, Loc's alive again...anyone else wanna die so I can use this machine? | ||
| Cal-Crowe | Ok | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....I'll send you more. | |
| Locdog07 | Mike's credit card is full o' money, DK. How do you think the 'bots got so much stuff up on the SOL? | |
| * jasoN kills cal before he can die | ||
| * Cal-Crowe turns himself off | ||
| DarKrow | ok | |
| jasoN | haha | |
| DarKrow | I thought you cheated | |
| jasoN | too late | |
| MeltingMan | Hey Cal! What's death like? | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| Locdog07 | Of course I cheated. | |
| DarkonZero | KILLING PARTY! | |
| DarkonZero | WOOOOOOO! | |
| Locdog07 | Crow's in the family. He forced me to do it. | |
| * jasoN kills DK and DF | ||
| DarKrow | HEY! | |
| Locdog07 | DF? | |
| DarkonZero | DF! | |
| MeltingMan | DeFoo! | |
| DarKrow | owwwwww. | |
| Locdog07 | DF Leppard | |
| jasoN | DeFoo | |
| * DarKrow is dead | ||
| jasoN | hehe | |
| *** DarKrow has left IRC | ||
| *** DarKrow is now known as DKsGhost | ||
| DKsGhost | OOOOOH! | |
| * Locdog07 exorcises DKsGhost | ||
| DKsGhost | I am the ghost of DarKrow | |
| DKsGhost | GAH! | |
| Locdog07 | Gimme 50, maggot! | |
| jasoN | let's get outta here, scooby! | |
| *** DKsGhost is now known as DK | ||
| DK | damn | |
| MeltingMan | Awww....I was going to introduce DK's Ghost to Casper, the homosexual friendly ghost. | |
| DK | I can't get your faimly | |
| Locdog07 | hehehehehe. | |
| DeRaptor | heehee | |
| * DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like TV's Frank! | ||
| * /sound: unable to play 'frank.wav' | ||
| DK | it's not downloading right | |
| *** DK is now known as DKsSoul | ||
| Locdog07 | Idiot, DK. | |
| * Cal-Crowe auto-turns on | ||
| Locdog07 | Ewww! | |
| DeRaptor | Actually, I heard Jesus was an Islamic Neo-Nazi. | |
| *** Locdog07 changes topic to '* Cal-Crowe auto-turns on' | ||
| jasoN | lol | |
| Cal-Crowe | I thought you were going to turn me on? | |
| Locdog07 | Yes, that too, De. | |
| DarkonZero | HAHAHAHAAH! | |
| Cal-Crowe | GAH! | |
| Locdog07 | He's also a surfer. | |
| Cal-Crowe | That didn't sound right. | |
| *** DKsSoul is now known as DarKrow | ||
| *** DarKrow is on IRC | ||
| jasoN | 15,2Quote added: 2,15 * Cal-Crowe auto-turns on | |
| MeltingMan | Heheheheh | |
| DarkonZero | <Cal-Crowe> I thought you were going to turn me on? | |
| Locdog07 | Heehee | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'ohwow!.wav' | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| jasoN | 15,2Quote added: 2,15 <DarkonZero> <Cal-Crowe> I thought you were going to turn me on? | |
| jasoN | ;D | |
| Locdog07 | Umm. | |
| DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'ohwow!.wav' | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| * DeRaptor turns Cal off...but what else is new? | ||
| Locdog07 | You turn everyone off. | |
| * DarKrow turns everybody off | ||
| DeRaptor | Jesus is a registered member of the Natural Law Party. | |
| DeRaptor | And a Scientologist. | |
| DeRaptor | He was great friends with L. Ron. | |
| Locdog07 | You pronounce it "Hay-Zeus" | |
| * jasoN turns everyone on, just for fun | ||
| Locdog07 | Oooooh! | |
| *** MSTManos is on IRC | ||
| *** MSTManos has joined #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | MANOS!!!!!!!!!!! | |
| Locdog07 | Hi Manny. | |
| MeltingMan | Hello there, Manos! | |
| jasoN | see, Manos knew! | |
| MSTManos | DZ!!!!!!!!!!! | |
| MSTManos | Hola! | |
| DeRaptor | Hey Manny. | |
| Cal-Crowe | 15,2Quote added: 2,15* jasoN turns everyone on, just for fun | |
| jasoN | you're just in time, manos. i'm turning everyone on | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Observer"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Gary Numan14,16,0.6,0 | ||
| DeRaptor | "Oh, you couldn't turn me on if you had a dozen naked Gerardos and Favio in tight leather pants!" | |
| * MSTManos runs from jasoN. | ||
| jasoN | 15,2Quote added: 2,15 * jasoN turns everyone on, just for fun | |
| Cal-Crowe | 15,2Quote added: 2,15 <DarkonZero>"Oh, you couldn't turn me on if you had a dozen naked Gerardos and Favio in tight leather pants!" | |
| MSTManos | DZ said nothing. | |
| Cal-Crowe | DOH! | |
| DarkonZero | Wah?! | |
| Cal-Crowe | oopie | |
| jasoN | lol | |
| DarKrow | MANNY! | |
| DarkonZero | I didn't say that! | |
| jasoN | hehe | |
| Cal-Crowe | 15,2Quote added: 2,15 <DarkonZero>"Oh, you couldn't turn me on if you had a dozen naked Gerardos and Favio in tight leather pants!" | |
| Cal-Crowe | OOPS | |
| Cal-Crowe | HAHHA | |
| DarkonZero | Oh well... | |
| Cal-Crowe | It's a fake one | |
| Cal-Crowe | I gotta go | |
| jasoN | more mp3's | |
| Cal-Crowe | BUY | |
| jasoN | moooooorrrrrre | |
| Cal-Crowe | YOU ALL TURN ME ON | |
| *** Cal-Crowe has left IRC | ||
| *** Cal-Crowe has quit IRC (http://go.to/ctu won't you?) | ||
| jasoN | cya,cal | |
| MSTManos | Adios. | |
| DarKrow | *sigh* | |
| DarkonZero | Cal gets turned on by the toaster. | |
| * DarKrow comes on to a blender | ||
| MSTManos | "it looks just like an ass, i swear!" | |
| DarKrow | Hello, gorgeeous | |
| DarkonZero | DK had too many Five Alives. | |
| DarKrow | no... | |
| DarKrow | she's just beautiful | |
| DeRaptor | d'oh...Cal gone. | |
| DarkonZero | CALGON! | |
| DarKrow | I love you blender | |
| * DeRaptor wonders if love between a corvid and a household appliance would be considered an "unnatural act". | ||
| DarkonZero | Damn....if I only had Calgon's laugh. | |
| jasoN | 15,2Quote added: 2,15 * DeRaptor wonders if love between a corvid and a household appliance would be considered an "unnatural act". | |
| Locdog07 | Hmmm. | |
| Locdog07 | Well, I think that answers your question. | |
| Locdog07 | Anything that makes it into 'soN's quote thing is an "unnatural act". | |
| jasoN | right, pop | |
| * DarKrow hugs the blender | ||
| * jasoN turns the blender on | ||
| Locdog07 | Oh man. | |
| jasoN | *slicing noises* | |
| DarKrow | I'm not in the bleder you twit | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Replicas"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Tubeway Army14,16,0.6,0 | ||
| jasoN | *DK pain noises* | |
| jasoN | oh, i shoved you in | |
| jasoN | i just didn't mention it | |
| jasoN | silly me | |
| * DarKrow hits N | ||
| * DarKrow returns to his love, the blender | ||
| DarkonZero | Ugh.....shouldn't this be on the Discovery Channel? | |
| MSTManos | No, thank God. | |
| DarkonZero | Or HGTV. | |
| DarKrow | I love you | |
| MSTManos | Ibid. | |
| * DarkonZero drinks from the blender. | ||
| DarKrow | HEY! | |
| DarKrow | NOBODY DRINKS FROM MY GIRL! | |
| DarkonZero | Wha?!?! | |
| DarKrow | NOBODY DRINKS FROM MY GIRL! | |
| DarkonZero | I didn't do nothing! | |
| jasoN | yeah DZ...you don't know what was in that thing.. | |
| DarKrow | You drank... from the blender | |
| Locdog07 | Asscheese | |
| MSTManos | Like squirrel juice. | |
| DarkonZero | NOOOOO! | |
| DarkonZero | NOT ASS CHEESE! | |
| DarKrow | YOU DRANK FROM MY GILR | |
| Locdog07 | Drank from his gills. | |
| * DarKrow dumps the blender and suks for 5 minutes | ||
| MSTManos | Heh. | |
| jasoN | lol | |
| DarkonZero | suks? | |
| DarKrow | I'm over her | |
| Locdog07 | Yet you're sucking her. | |
| * DeRaptor ponders giving Raven-X a sex change so DK can have a girl. | ||
| DarKrow | sulks | |
| DarKrow | sorry | |
| MSTManos | Your typo cost you some respect. | |
| jasoN | he didn';t say he was sucking the blender.. | |
| DarKrow | sorry! | |
| DarkonZero | De and her speedy sex change service. | |
| MSTManos | Luckily, R-x is in Guam, and R-x has his parakeets... wherever they are. | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 * jasoN turns everyone on, just for fun | |
| MSTManos | Is everyone dead? | |
| MSTManos | Wait. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm not. | |
| MSTManos | Nevermind. | |
| jasoN | that came up fast | |
| DarkonZero | I got better. | |
| DarKrow | Nope | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Tweeter> Yes, it is better to rape a helpless child than a grown man | |
| DarKrow | jquote | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Cam> IAM A 13-YEAR-OLD LESBIAN | |
| DarKrow | !jquote | |
| jasoN | . | |
| DarKrow | !jquote | |
| DarKrow | jquote | |
| jasoN | . | |
| DarKrow | .jquote | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <LITTLE-BLUE-DRAGON> sup? <jasoN> sup? <jasoN> what is this sup? <LITTLE-BLUE-DRAGON> whats up? <jasoN> no, i know what up is...i wanna know what sup is <LITTLE-BLUE-DRAGON> nevermind <jasoN> i'm confused now! | |
| DarKrow | .jquote | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Xenith>Im a big four-eyed lamo and I wear the same sweater EVERYDAY! | |
| DarkonZero | I'll be right back! OK. | |
| * DarkonZero will be right back...he's off to do somethin'. | ||
| DarkonZero | I'll be right back...really, I will! | |
| * DarkonZero : 6,1Draining the wizard6,16,0.6,0 | ||
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 * Yoda can rest in peace now no more transvestites singing in highpitched voices | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 * Jaina puts the money in a safe place where it can't be stolen <Wookieegirl> your underwear? <Jaina> that's disgusting! <Wookieegirl> safe... <Wookieegirl> I'm not going there <Jaina> is that what -you- do with money? <Wookieegirl> that's for sure <jasoN> lol <jasoN> <Jaina> is that what -you- do with money? <jasoN> <Wookieegirl> that's for sure <Jaina> lololol * Wookieegirl glares at jason | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Elijah> I'm crazy, aren't I? <Wookieegirl> no you're not! * Wookieegirl slowly backs away <Elijah> whew <Elijah> good <Elijah> the goblins that live in my underwear drawer were lying | |
| * DarkonZero is back from whatever... | ||
| DarkonZero | Well, I'm back. | |
| DarkonZero | Wizard is totally drained. | |
| MSTManos | Yeah... | |
| DeRaptor | .........oh. | |
| DeRaptor | ACK. | |
| Locdog07 | You were neutered too, huh? | |
| MSTManos | ... | |
| DarkonZero | No. | |
| Locdog07 | We're all one big Neuter family. | |
| MSTManos | Actually, I'm from another family. | |
| DarkonZero | My "friends" are intact. | |
| MSTManos | We're called the Spay. | |
| MeltingMan | I have to go now....goodnight! | |
| *** MeltingMan has left IRC | ||
| *** MeltingMan has quit IRC (/me melts away) | ||
| DarkonZero | G'night MM. | |
| MSTManos | Adios, Melty. | |
| DarkonZero | I guess all the neutering scared off MM. | |
| DarkonZero | I would be scared also. | |
| DeRaptor | dah! | |
| DeRaptor | Everybody leaves | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
| DarkonZero | Everyone....let's leave. | |
| DarkonZero | The lady said to. | |
| jasoN | i'll stay, but only if you all worship me | |
| * MSTManos laughs a little bit. | ||
| MSTManos | HAHAHA!!! STUPID PSP!!! | |
| DarkonZero | Manny.....what did ya do? | |
| * MSTManos laughs out loud at the fact that the PSP "30-day trial" isn't over yet and warns me NOW that it'll expire after _60_ days. | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'chinese.wav' | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | Oh man. | |
| Locdog07 | What does that mean? | |
| DarkonZero | Mannny....it'll do that. | |
| MSTManos | Yep. Smart people, those at JASC. | |
| Locdog07 | Stop using acronyms... | |
| DarkonZero | That's the company's name. | |
| MSTManos | In other words, the 30-day trial became 60 days. | |
| Locdog07 | Ohhh... | |
| DarkonZero | Jasc.... | |
| Locdog07 | Someone was writing Jason but they died halfway through the o. | |
| MSTManos | I just felt like capitalizing it. | |
| *** grinvolt has joined #Deep13 | ||
| jasoN | GRIN!!! | |
| grinvolt | hhmmmmm?? | |
| DarkonZero | I gotta get all my settings back on PSP6.....stupid sibling messed them up with his project for work. | |
| DarkonZero | VOLT! | |
| jasoN | how are you, you old SOB? i haven't seen you in years | |
| jasoN | you still working for that guy? | |
| MSTManos | GRINVOLT! | |
| MSTManos | LTNS! | |
| Locdog07 | ... | |
| MSTManos | Err... LONG TIME NO SEE! | |
| DarkonZero | So...you were once named Brian. | |
| jasoN | STFUWTAM | |
| grinvolt | yup | |
| jasoN | (shut up the the acronyms manos) | |
| MSTManos | I just talked to a guy named Brian... | |
| MSTManos | Quiet, jas. | |
| grinvolt | hhmmm | |
| jasoN | so, grin.. | |
| jasoN | what';s new? | |
| MSTManos | Your dad here can maul's ya. | |
| grinvolt | huh | |
| jasoN | what's exciting? | |
| grinvolt | nu much | |
| jasoN | still doing crack? | |
| grinvolt | no drugs | |
| MSTManos | <grinvolt> yes | |
| grinvolt | just weed | |
| jasoN | oh, mellowing out in you old age, eh? | |
| MSTManos | No drugs... just narcotics. | |
| grinvolt | yeah, 18's a rough time | |
| Locdog07 | It's 2000. | |
| jasoN | how's Fred doing? does he still have that dog? | |
| grinvolt | no, we sold it for a buck a pound | |
| MSTManos | <grinvolt> no, a bunch of squirrels ate him. | |
| jasoN | cool | |
| * DeRaptor shoves grinvolt's butt in the electrical outlet. | ||
| Locdog07 | Make your mind up what currency you're using. | |
| grinvolt | I EAT SQUIRRELS, JRK OFF | |
| Locdog07 | JFK OFF! | |
| jasoN | lol | |
| MSTManos | JFK OFF! | |
| MSTManos | LBJ ON! | |
| Locdog07 | Uh, yeah. | |
| jasoN | JFK OFF! | |
| MSTManos | Ah, the joys of dead presidents. | |
| MSTManos | Wait... where's the joy? | |
| jasoN | so, yeah..how's canada this time of year? i hear the cult members are thick as flies up there | |
| MSTManos | Heh. | |
| grinvolt | a little bit of cult rivalry, really | |
| MSTManos | <grinvolt> yep. my name is zap rowsdower. | |
| grinvolt | we ate the moon worshippers | |
| jasoN | you still drive around in that crappy truck drinking beer? | |
| MSTManos | And you were dissapointed to find out they weren't really cheese. | |
| MSTManos | That's tough, man. | |
| grinvolt | i got over it | |
| MSTManos | You did? | |
| MSTManos | Wow. | |
| jasoN | that's great, eh | |
| MSTManos | I would've been in trauma for years to come. | |
| grinvolt | well, it's not healthy to brood over things for long | |
| MSTManos | But... but... IT'S CHEESE! | |
| MSTManos | CHEESE! | |
| jasoN | manos, you were in trauma when Hammerman was canceled... | |
| grinvolt | no, im afraid the bones clued me off | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'hammermantheme.wav' | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| * MSTManos kills jasoN. | ||
| jasoN | 15,2Quote added: 2,15 <grinvolt> I EAT SQUIRRELS, JRK OFF | |
| grinvolt | are you going to eat him now?? | |
| MSTManos | No... I kinda know jasoN isn't real cheese. | |
| Locdog07 | Asscheese. | |
| MSTManos | Just red planet, a bit of dog, and an idiot. | |
| jasoN | i'm that fake manufactured stuff | |
| grinvolt | aahhh, straight form the fresh-sealed can | |
| MSTManos | Mars/Loc/Bob-by products. | |
| Locdog07 | Straight form, the fresh sealed can....and I am tired. (grinvolt's Haiku) | |
| DeRaptor | I would be swiss, for I am holey. | |
| MSTManos | Bob gives it the bitter, annoying taste that nobody likes. | |
| DeRaptor | ha ha ha ha ha | |
| MSTManos | PUNTASTIC! | |
| jasoN | more like a PUNishment | |
| MSTManos | BINGO! | |
| Locdog07 | PUNch. | |
| * Locdog07 PUNches 'soN. | ||
| MSTManos | Heh. | |
| * jasoN PUNches loc | ||
| MSTManos | D'oh. | |
| DarkonZero | Well....I'm gonna take off. | |
| Locdog07 | Parent battery is against the law. | |
| DarkonZero | Later. | |
| DarkonZero | Me! I disconnect from you...all! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Fri Mar 24 21:26:46 2000 | ||
| Session Start: Fri Mar 24 22:30:36 2000 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is '8,4NO RELIGION BEYOND THIS POINT!' | ||
| *** Set by Locdog07 on Fri Mar 24 22:22:38 | ||
| jasoN | wb, DF | |
| * Locdog07 kic6ks UrbanD | ||
| Locdog07 | wb DF | |
| DarkonZero | AMAZING COLASSAL MAN IS GONNA BE ON! | |
| Locdog07 | Whoo. | |
| * Locdog07 ki6cks UrbanD | ||
| * jasoN kic6ks UrbanD | ||
| * Locdog07 ki6cks UrbanD | ||
| * Locdog07 kicks Urb6anD | ||
| * UrbanD kicks Locdog07 back. | ||
| UrbanD | see!!! | |
| UrbanD | it only does it if you type twice in a row! | |
| DarkonZero | And with that said.....later. | |
| jasoN | hmm | |
| UrbanD | it's all coming clear to me! | |
| jasoN | weird | |
| DarkonZero | Me! I disconnect from you...all! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Fri Mar 24 22:31:39 2000 | ||
| Session Start: Fri Mar 24 22:45:14 2000 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is '8,4NO RELIGION BEYOND THIS POINT!' | ||
| *** Set by Locdog07 on Fri Mar 24 22:22:38 | ||
| DarkonZero | I'm back........to kill! | |
| Locdog07 | Hey DZ. We're just talking about- NOOOOO!!! | |
| * Locdog07 hides | ||
| jasoN | DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | N. | |
| * DarkonZero kills N. | ||
| jasoN | even the tagline is cool | |
| jasoN | "And now with the fights, the Fuzz, the chicks and the choppers...Man, they're really in deeeeep trouble!" | |
| Locdog07 | Watch the skies, everywhere! Keep looking. Keep watching the skies! | |
| DarkonZero | The alphabet will have to do with one less letter! | |
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| * jasoN kills DZ | ||
| jasoN | make that 3 less | |
| * Locdog07 eats ABC | ||
| Locdog07 | Easy as 1,2,3 | |
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <MeltingMan> Shame on you for not including some vomit in your quotes, ThejasoN. | |
| DarkonZero | What did happen to Urb? | |
| jasoN | we made him insane | |
| DarkonZero | Ah... | |
| DarkonZero | Good....you done well. | |
| Locdog07 | heheheh | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'descrow2.wav' | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | And what about the Q-ball over there? | |
| jasoN | he's lurning | |
| jasoN | lurKing | |
| Qrow | i heard that | |
| DarkonZero | Per as usual.... | |
| DarkonZero | LURKER!@ | |
| DarkonZero | LURKER!@ | |
| DarkonZero | LURKER!@ | |
| jasoN | he be a foo | |
| Locdog07 | Heh. | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Chica> i love garbage!!! | |
| DarKrow | GTG | |
| DarKrow | bye | |
| jasoN | cya | |
| jasoN | DF! | |
| Locdog07 | bye | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 *** Maul has joined #starwars <Karrde> hi Maul <jasoN> i got mauled once... <jasoN> ...by a bear <jasoN> it hurt <Maul> sorry <jasoN> i said owchie <WookieegirlKenobi> hello Maul <Karrde> I hope to get Mauled tonite <WookieegirlKenobi> Karrde, you kinkster | |
| Locdog07 | heheh | |
| *** DarKrow has left IRC | ||
| *** DarKrow has quit IRC (BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!) | ||
| * Locdog07 laughs at Maul apologizing for a bear mauling 'soN... | ||
| jasoN | DZ, i know that you've surely seen The Thing With Two Heads | |
| Locdog07 | "I'm sorry something did something to you that I had no part in" | |
| DarkonZero | I have not seen that. | |
| jasoN | well, he was kinda a newbie | |
| jasoN | damn, noone has | |
| jasoN | you all have to see it | |
| jasoN | that's your homework for the weekend | |
| DarkonZero | Cause you gotta see something with two heads! | |
| Locdog07 | I'll do it. | |
| jasoN | especially when it has the heads of rosy grier and ray milland | |
| DarkonZero | I'm about to watch ACM. | |
| DarkonZero | On AMC | |
| jasoN | acm? | |
| DarkonZero | Amazing Colassal Man. | |
| jasoN | ahh | |
| jasoN | he's helluva tough, like T | |
| Locdog07 | Amazing Galoshes Man | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <jasoNic> damn french... <Jade> jasoNic- why don't you pick a topic on Star Wars and we'll discuss it! <jasoNic> ah, there we go. there were no frenchmen in starwars! | |
| Locdog07 | heheh | |
| DarkonZero | The French smell worse than Wookies. | |
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Crass> why does everyone want to hug Jason, its nausiating | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Goku> Annoying people are very flamable | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <DarkonZero> I bet spy is relieved that he isn't being the fillin for Mars. <MeltingMan> He's the creamy fillin! <DarkonZero> You said it...not me. <DarkonZero> Perv. | |
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| Locdog07 | Ugh. | |
| * Locdog07 hikes his pants up! | ||
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <RevengeOfTheCambot> Why not CARE? <RevengeOfTheCambot> Didn't you watch the Care BEARS? <RevengeOfTheCambot> Wait a minute...are Care Bears kinky? <BobIshmael> No... <BobIshmael> But, those bouncing bears are.. <BobIshmael> What are they.. <RevengeOfTheCambot> Gummi bears? | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Wookieegirl> see? <Wookieegirl> I am a wookiee * Wookieegirl chews up jasoN's favorite slippers to prove it <jasoN> heeeeeeeeeey <jasoN> you bit the little Mr.T heads off!! * Wookieegirl spits a head out <Wookieegirl> I patoooey the fool | |
| Locdog07 | .jquote, search shag | |
| Locdog07 | Hmm | |
| Locdog07 | jquote, search shag | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing shag:15,2<MeltingMan> Yeah.....there's an episode of Scooby Doo they never showed....ever wonder what Fred, Daphne and Velma do when Shaggy and Scoob go off on their own? <DeRaptor> Shaggy and Scoob...that's some kinky stuff, Melt. <MeltingMan> Heheh....oh wow! | |
| Locdog07 | oOhhh. | |
| *** GUSANO has joined #Deep13 | ||
| Locdog07 | jquote, search sentence | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing sentence:15,2<DeRaptor> Gummi Bears and sex in the same sentence...is very wrong...but so is Bob, when you think about it. | |
| DarkonZero | GUS! | |
| Locdog07 | Hi Gus. | |
| * jasoN pretends to be impressed by Gus' coloredness | ||
| DarkonZero | Howzit going!?!!? | |
| GUSANO | hi | |
| jasoN | WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP! | |
| Locdog07 | jquote, search mp3s | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing mp3s:15,2*** Locdog07 changes topic to '<omega> I haff ahn tongue off Brittishy Pears Mp3s ASSHOLE! i jank over them, so f**k you!' *** Tisher has joined #Deep13*** <Tisher> Hi guys... Please change you topic. I don't think it's appropriate for StarLink Locdog07 changes topic to 'Welcome to Tinkly Winkly Pinky Dinky World! I love you!' | |
| jasoN | hehe | |
| Locdog07 | Jank. I've never gotten over that. | |
| DarkonZero | JANK! | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 * Jaina puts the money in a safe place where it can't be stolen <Wookieegirl> your underwear? <Jaina> that's disgusting! <Wookieegirl> safe... <Wookieegirl> I'm not going there <Jaina> is that what -you- do with money? <Wookieegirl> that's for sure <jasoN> lol <jasoN> <Jaina> is that what -you- do with money? <jasoN> <Wookieegirl> that's for sure <Jaina> lololol * Wookieegirl glares at jason | |
| Locdog07 | jquote, search whole | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing whole:15,2<DeRaptor> Dammit! People keep getting my mp3s all nice and whole, and I haven't gotten one whole mp3 all night! <Locdog07> Replace "mp3" with "shag" and you have a hilarious sentence there. | |
| * DeRaptor blinks at GUANO...ER, GUSANO. | ||
| Locdog07 | heheh | |
| * DeRaptor kicks N. | ||
| * jasoN tapes DeRaptor's eyes shut | ||
| DeRaptor | BAD N! | |
| * Locdog07 fashions a crude bowl out of GUSANO | ||
| * DeRaptor peels the tape off and duct-tapes jasoN's buttcheeks shut. | ||
| jasoN | i'm so abused.. | |
| Locdog07 | Violated, even. | |
| jasoN | molested, even | |
| Locdog07 | shagged, even. | |
| jasoN | raped, even | |
| Locdog07 | <jasoN> i'm so shagged.. | |
| DarkonZero | And the list goes on! | |
| jasoN | afk | |
| jasoN | k? | |
| DarkonZero | No. | |
| jasoN | k | |
| DarkonZero | No k. | |
| jasoN | too bad | |
| * jasoN races off | ||
| DarkonZero | No k! | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'toobad.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | ARSEHOOOOOOOOOOOLE! | |
| Locdog07 | Arsehose. | |
| Locdog07 | Asscheese. | |
| DarkonZero | Eat it! | |
| DarkonZero | Wait... | |
| DarkonZero | You did. | |
| Locdog07 | Asscheese sandwiches. | |
| Locdog07 | The sandwich part is the cheeks. | |
| Locdog07 | Mmmmmm. | |
| Locdog07 | And of course, there are hot dogs...but I won't go there. | |
| DeRaptor | ACK! | |
| Locdog07 | Wieners. | |
| DarkonZero | .... | |
| *** Qrow has quit IRC (Ping timeout for Qrow[pool-207-205-170-221.snfr.grid.net]) | ||
| DeRaptor | Weiner...men. | |
| Locdog07 | Yep. | |
| Locdog07 | Hot dog, I love that weiner....man. | |
| GUSANO | bye | |
| * Locdog07 hikes his pants up! | ||
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm... | |
| GUSANO | imbeciles | |
| Locdog07 | STAY!!!!!!!!! | |
| Locdog07 | Wow. | |
| Locdog07 | Don't stay. | |
| DarkonZero | We're imbecilies! | |
| DarkonZero | WE MOVED UP IN THE WORLD! | |
| *** Locdog07 changes topic to '0,13<GUSANO> imbeciles' | ||
| * jasoN returns | ||
| Locdog07 | wb | |
| * jasoN runs GUSANO over with his custom 80's van! | ||
| GUSANO | ja | |
| * jasoN throws GUSANO helluva far away! | ||
| GUSANO | joya | |
| Locdog07 | joya toa thea worlda | |
| GUSANO | every joya | |
| DarkonZero | GUSANO is ÎRçåþ@host135060.datamarkets.com.ar * http://www.ircap.net ! | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| Locdog07 | every joya they're outa there makinga Duck Talesa! | |
| GUSANO | i not speak good english | |
| DarkonZero | Datamarkets.....where you can get data wholesale! | |
| GUSANO | sorry | |
| Locdog07 | imbecile. | |
| GUSANO | thenks | |
| jasoN | where are you from, gus? | |
| GUSANO | i m argentine | |
| jasoN | we need to know so we can mock you and all that you believe in | |
| jasoN | ahh | |
| Locdog07 | Hmmm. | |
| Locdog07 | argentine dream. | |
| * DarkonZero watches as Glenn throws his arms up in front of his face to stop the atomic explosion. | ||
| GUSANO | dont cry for my argentine | |
| * DeRaptor ponders all those weird argentine dinosaurs...and madonna pretending to be from argentina, and stuff. | ||
| Locdog07 | I won't. Your argentine is for laughing at. | |
| GUSANO | argentine dinosaurs????? | |
| * Locdog07 checks out GUSANO's argentine | ||
| GUSANO | argentine dinosaurs????? | |
| jasoN | eww | |
| Locdog07 | Nice argentine. | |
| Locdog07 | Baby got back. | |
| jasoN | pull his pants back up you perv | |
| Locdog07 | Sorry. | |
| * Locdog07 pulls them back up. | ||
| Locdog07 | He has a nice imbecile, too. | |
| GUSANO | hey man! | |
| * jasoN throws icy at Gus | ||
| Locdog07 | He needs an icy shower. | |
| * jasoN throws a squirrel at GUSANO | ||
| GUSANO | bue... | |
| DarkonZero | Great.......you got icy all over Gus.... | |
| Locdog07 | Careful, the squirrel might go after his imbecile. | |
| DarkonZero | And Gus all over icy. | |
| GUSANO | JO JO JO | |
| Locdog07 | !!! | |
| jasoN | gus, you make me nuts juggle | |
| DarkonZero | GI JO JO JO! | |
| GUSANO | yes | |
| DarkonZero | G.I. JO JO JO! | |
| GUSANO | ok | |
| jasoN | 15,2Quote added: 2,15 <GUSANO> JO JO JO | |
| Locdog07 | heheg | |
| jasoN | heheg | |
| GUSANO | no puedo creer q estos imbeciles sean del primer mundo | |
| *** Locdog07 changes topic to '0,13<GUSANO> no puedo creer q estos imbeciles sean del primer mundo' | ||
| GUSANO | la verdad q no | |
| Locdog07 | No. | |
| Locdog07 | No. | |
| jasoN | ouyay ucksay | |
| GUSANO | lo puedo creer | |
| jasoN | NO | |
| GUSANO | jajajajaja | |
| jasoN | who's a pseudo queer?? | |
| Locdog07 | Heheh. | |
| GUSANO | american way..... | |
| Locdog07 | !!! | |
| Locdog07 | sean del? | |
| DarkonZero | Anon thinks he's pseudo queer. | |
| Locdog07 | Heh. | |
| Locdog07 | It's just wishful thinking though. | |
| jasoN | hehheh | |
| Locdog07 | He couldn't be pseudo queer if he tried. | |
| GUSANO | se | |
| DarkonZero | And boy....does he try. | |
| Locdog07 | Now speaking of pseudo queer, DZ, Mr. T was calling for you | |
| GUSANO | aja | |
| jasoN | ick.. | |
| DarkonZero | Remember....T only lufes N! | |
| DarkonZero | T no like me., | |
| GUSANO | bla...bla...bla | |
| Locdog07 | bla!!! | |
| DarkonZero | Gus...... | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 * DeRaptor looks up "jason" in the dictionary. *** DeRaptor has quit IRC (Read error to DeRaptor[pm3-91.mry.redshift.com]: Connection reset by peer) <jasoN> lol! | |
| Locdog07 | pseudo queer! | |
| DarkonZero | BLA THIS! | |
| GUSANO | ok | |
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| GUSANO | now? | |
| * Locdog07 watches Gus bla DZ's imbecile | ||
| DarkonZero | Ugh.... | |
| GUSANO | jajajaja | |
| jasoN | 15,2Quote added: 2,15 <GUSANO> lo puedo creer <GUSANO> jajajajaja <jasoN> who's a pseudo queer?? <DarkonZero> Anon thinks he's pseudo queer. <Locdog07> It's just wishful thinking though. | |
| GUSANO | jejejjae | |
| GUSANO | and? | |
| DarkonZero | Gus knows English really well. | |
| GUSANO | so what? | |
| *** jasoN has left IRC | ||
| *** jasoN is now known as MrT | ||
| MrT | ENOUGH OF YO JIBBA JABBA! FOO! | |
| *** MrT is now known as jasoN | ||
| *** jasoN is on IRC | ||
| DarkonZero | Gus needs a lesson in flight. | |
| * DarkonZero kicks Gus.... | ||
| GUSANO | good topic | |
| *** DeRaptor has left IRC | ||
| *** DeRaptor has quit IRC (Ping timeout for DeRaptor[207.204.201.145]) | ||
| GUSANO | i m superstar | |
| GUSANO | no | |
| Locdog07 | thanks | |
| DarkonZero | <GUSANO> I R BABOON! | |
| Locdog07 | <GUSANO> i m super pseudo queer pokemon | |
| GUSANO | jajaaj | |
| jasoN | eww | |
| Locdog07 | he agrees | |
| DarkonZero | And he agrees! | |
| * DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like TV's Frank! | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| jasoN | and he agrees!! | |
| GUSANO | no entiendo un carajo | |
| * jasoN laughs so much that he sounds like de | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| GUSANO | pero es divertido | |
| GUSANO | is funny | |
| DarkonZero | Yes....Danny DeDivertido is funny. | |
| GUSANO | i dont stend any | |
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| Locdog07 | If you don't stend, maybe you should lie down? | |
| GUSANO | pasa que esta bueno igual | |
| Locdog07 | Yes, pasta is a good iguana | |
| GUSANO | me estoy divirtiendo | |
| Locdog07 | Yes, you are diverse. | |
| GUSANO | pasta? | |
| GUSANO | no pasta | |
| GUSANO | pasa | |
| Locdog07 | Yes, I would like pas- HEY!" | |
| DarkonZero | Por que? | |
| GUSANO | jajaj | |
| DarkonZero | No tengo en salada de papas. | |
| GUSANO | it is funny | |
| Locdog07 | Thanks. | |
| Locdog07 | You're still an imbecile, though. | |
| GUSANO | thx | |
| Locdog07 | The GUSANO is listening | |
| *** DeRaptor is on IRC | ||
| GUSANO | ja | |
| *** DeRaptor has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * DeRaptor leaps into #Deep13 via a perpendicular universe. | ||
| DarkonZero | WB De. | |
| jasoN | don't tango in Gus' father's salad, loc! | |
| * DeRaptor grumbles. | ||
| * jasoN tapes DeRaptor's eyes shut | ||
| * DeRaptor peels the tape off and duct-tapes jasoN's buttcheeks shut. | ||
| Locdog07 | wb | |
| DeRaptor | WHAT is with Hollywood and its obsession with women crying and sobbing hysterically? | |
| DarkonZero | De....blame Gus....he did it! | |
| DeRaptor | It's ANNOYING AS HELL! NOT SCARY! | |
| jasoN | women do that | |
| Locdog07 | They're gonna make you do it in JP3, De. | |
| GUSANO | you like tango? | |
| * DeRaptor picks Loc up by the ankles and slams him headfirst into the wall. | ||
| DarkonZero | I like Tang... | |
| Locdog07 | ...ow. | |
| * DeRaptor does the same for N. | ||
| DarkonZero | But not tango. | |
| jasoN | only in your fathers salad | |
| Locdog07 | www.tango.com | |
| GUSANO | jaaj | |
| Locdog07 | Nice, imbecile. | |
| GUSANO | fuck you | |
| Locdog07 | ...! | |
| DarkonZero | Uh-oh! | |
| Locdog07 | IMBECILE! | |
| GUSANO | fuck you | |
| *** Locdog07 sets mode: +o DeRaptor | ||
| Locdog07 | IMBECILE! | |
| GUSANO | fuck you | |
| Locdog07 | IMBECILE! | |
| GUSANO | fuck you | |
| jasoN | FUCK YOU! | |
| Locdog07 | IMBECILE! | |
| GUSANO | fuck you | |
| jasoN | FUCK YOU! | |
| GUSANO | fuck you | |
| GUSANO | fuck you | |
| GUSANO | fuck you | |
| Locdog07 | IMBECILE! | |
| jasoN | FUCK YOU! | |
| GUSANO | k | |
| GUSANO | ok | |
| GUSANO | ok | |
| Locdog07 | IMBECILE! | |
| DarkonZero | Let's let him flodd off. | |
| * DeRaptor feeds GUS and N alka selzer until they explode. | ||
| DarkonZero | flood even. | |
| Locdog07 | Flodd off! | |
| * jasoN blows up and gets tang all over De | ||
| GUSANO | plis | |
| Locdog07 | You pseudo queer! | |
| DarkonZero | FLODD OFF, GUS! | |
| jasoN | lol! | |
| GUSANO | loading plis | |
| jasoN | 15,2Quote added: 2,15 <DarkonZero> Let's let him flodd off. | |
| Locdog07 | heheh | |
| Locdog07 | Jank and flodd | |
| DarkonZero | FLODD OFF, GUS! | |
| GUSANO | ajjaja | |
| Locdog07 | Heheh. | |
| DarkonZero | GO FLODD YOURSELF! | |
| GUSANO | ok...ok... | |
| GUSANO | shhhhhhh | |
| Locdog07 | FLODD OFF! | |
| Locdog07 | heheh | |
| GUSANO | shhhhhhh | |
| Locdog07 | He's deflating. | |
| DarkonZero | Good.. | |
| GUSANO | you are a fucking imbecil | |
| GUSANO | ahi ta | |
| GUSANO | me salio | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'frenchinsults1.wav' | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | your salon? | |
| Locdog07 | You have a salon? | |
| Locdog07 | Can I try it? | |
| Locdog07 | I'll flodd off in it | |
| DeRaptor | mmmm, tang. | |
| GUSANO | no thx | |
| Locdog07 | Because I'm a pseudo queer, you know | |
| DarkonZero | Wait......if Gus has a salon....he's not pseudo queer. | |
| GUSANO | sobame el pete mejor | |
| Locdog07 | No THX? You've got not THX in your salon? | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'frenchinsults2.wav' | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | The salon is for Pete Major? | |
| GUSANO | im not stend any | |
| Locdog07 | You won't let people stand in your salon | |
| Locdog07 | Okay. | |
| Locdog07 | I'll sit down and flodd off. | |
| Locdog07 | Because I'm a pseudo queer. | |
| DeRaptor | okay, who wants to beta-test my very first functional perl script, which is database driven? | |
| Locdog07 | Um, what do I do? | |
| GUSANO | he? | |
| Locdog07 | she? | |
| Locdog07 | it? | |
| DeRaptor | er....look at it? | |
| GUSANO | eh? | |
| DeRaptor | http://terribleclaw.com/gallery.shtml | |
| DeRaptor | Except N and GUS don't get to because they're putzes. | |
| * jasoN throws a squirrel at DeRaptor | ||
| GUSANO | im goen | |
| GUSANO | i go | |
| DarkonZero | Good...bye | |
| Locdog07 | Cockroach Girl...I once knew one of those | |
| DarkonZero | Naw... | |
| DarkonZero | Just goo. | |
| DarkonZero | GOO! | |
| GUSANO | good look | |
| Locdog07 | Wow, Cockroach Girl has hairy legs. Is she French? | |
| GUSANO | hasta pronto amigos | |
| *** GUSANO has left #Deep13 | ||
| DeRaptor | No, she's a cockroach. | |
| Locdog07 | Well. | |
| Locdog07 | Are you saying they don't have cockroaches in France? | |
| DeRaptor | .... | |
| * jasoN has to go | ||
| DeRaptor | No...lots of them. | |
| DarkonZero | So far...your script works well. | |
| * DeRaptor picks N up by the scruff of his neck and tosses him outside. | ||
| jasoN | goodnight, foos | |
| DeRaptor | goodbye. | |
| Locdog07 | Hey, you called Molly dumb! | |
| Locdog07 | Bye 'soN | |
| *** jasoN has left IRC | ||
| *** jasoN has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| * Locdog07 grumbles and curses | ||
| DeRaptor | well, she is. | |
| Locdog07 | Pff. | |
| * DarkonZero wishes he could grumble and curse. | ||
| * Locdog07 slaps DZ | ||
| Locdog07 | Yeah, your script works fine, I guess. | |
| * Locdog07 grumbles some more | ||
| DarkonZero | Was that supposed to hurt? | |
| * Locdog07 stabs DZ | ||
| * DeRaptor snickers. | ||
| DarkonZero | De...I have no probs with the script. It works well on IE. | |
| Locdog07 | Me needer. | |
| DarkonZero | Top notch.....bang up work! | |
| Locdog07 | Still. Callin' Molly stupid... | |
| * Locdog07 oughtta...do something... | ||
| DeRaptor | ahhhhokay | |
| DeRaptor | Whatcha gonna DO about it, DOG BOY? | |
| * DarkonZero stupidly pick at a scab...and the cut starts bleeding again. | ||
| Locdog07 | I could tell you about how I based her on a dog I stayed up all night with while watching her slowly die, unable to do anything about it. | |
| DarkonZero | Stupid Mach 3 razor. | |
| Locdog07 | Haw. | |
| * Locdog07 slaps DZ | ||
| DarkonZero | Luckily...I like th taste of blood. | |
| Locdog07 | Vampiro. | |
| DarkonZero | Nice and saly it is. | |
| DarkonZero | saty even | |
| * DeRaptor ponders telling Loc about when her parakeet died, but refrains. | ||
| Locdog07 | You're not the typer today. | |
| DarkonZero | STUPID BRAIN! | |
| Locdog07 | I never called your parakeet stupid! | |
| DeRaptor | yah, so? I didn't base some dumb character on it! | |
| * Locdog07 grumbles and curses summore | ||
| DarkonZero | Loc.....you're going to HECK! | |
| Locdog07 | So're you! | |
| DarkonZero | I know. | |
| * Locdog07 grabs hold of DZ's foot | ||
| DarkonZero | I don't mind. | |
| Locdog07 | Why not? | |
| DeRaptor | Me, I'm just going to....um...some other burning place. | |
| DarkonZero | I just don't. | |
| Locdog07 | C'mon, you gotta have a raisin. | |
| DarkonZero | Whereever I go when I die is the place I deserve to be. | |
| Locdog07 | What about if you go to the place called "DarkonZero does not deserve to be here"? | |
| DarkonZero | Wel...that's their prob. | |
| DarkonZero | Well even | |
| Locdog07 | What if nobody was there except you? | |
| Locdog07 | Whose prob would it be? | |
| Locdog07 | Huh? | |
| Locdog07 | Huh? | |
| Locdog07 | Imbecile? | |
| DarkonZero | If I'm alone...that's what I deserved. | |
| Locdog07 | But it's called "DarkonZero does not deserve to be here" | |
| DarkonZero | Still. | |
| DarkonZero | That's it's prob. | |
| DarkonZero | Er...its even | |
| Locdog07 | What if it's not a place, it's just oblivion. | |
| Locdog07 | Called "DarkonZero does not deserve to be here" | |
| Locdog07 | The Oblivion formerly known as "DarkonZero does not deserve to be here" | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...SHEESH..... | |
| Locdog07 | *THEN* what would you do? | |
| DarkonZero | Doesn't mater. | |
| DarkonZero | Matter. | |
| Locdog07 | What if you had to do something or the rash on your leg would get worse? | |
| DarkonZero | When you're dead...nothing really matters. | |
| Locdog07 | Anyone can see. | |
| Locdog07 | Nothing really matters. | |
| Locdog07 | Nothing really matters...to me. | |
| DeRaptor | yeah, suuuure. | |
| Locdog07 | Oh, go stick your tail in a microwave, missy. | |
| DarkonZero | She already is. | |
| Locdog07 | Is...what? | |
| DarkonZero | Sticking her tail in a microwave. | |
| Locdog07 | Oh. | |
| Locdog07 | So that's what I can smell. | |
| Locdog07 | De, you're gonna be quite a meal. | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah.......nuked dino butt. | |
| DarkonZero | Wooo. | |
| Locdog07 | nucked butt | |
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | AAACK! | |
| Locdog07 | You sound so British, De. | |
| DeRaptor | At least he didn't say "quite a dish." Then he'd be dead. | |
| Locdog07 | I was gonna say that, but I realized I'd be dead if I did. | |
| Locdog07 | Your tail must be hot, De. | |
| Locdog07 | Unlike the rest of you. | |
| Locdog07 | <rimshot> | |
| DarkonZero | Yeeg! | |
| * DeRaptor smashed Loc. | ||
| DeRaptor | er, smashes | |
| Locdog07 | You did? Darn. Didn't see that. | |
| * Locdog07 needs tips on talking to people | ||
| DarkonZero | Tip one... | |
| Locdog07 | Tip of the iceberg. | |
| DarkonZero | Again... | |
| DarkonZero | Tip one.... | |
| Locdog07 | Don't do that? | |
| * DeRaptor makes Locwaffles. | ||
| DarkonZero | DON'T INTERRUPT! | |
| Locdog07 | Mmmmm- AHHHH!!!! | |
| Locdog07 | Locwaffles are made of...uh..Loc! Surprisingly. | |
| DeRaptor | But not of any people. | |
| Locdog07 | I may be a dog, but I'm still a person! Deep down! In my icky stuff! | |
| DeRaptor | ()_() | |
| DarkonZero | And that icky stuff....is what we are scared of. | |
| Locdog07 | Yes, those. | |
| Locdog07 | Hey, I don't have any icky stuff left. I'm neutered now. | |
| DarkonZero | Well....I didn't wanna go there.....uh... | |
| * DarkonZero runs. | ||
| Locdog07 | Yeah, it used to run too.. | |
| Locdog07 | All runny and gunky... | |
| Locdog07 | And on that note, I'm outta here. | |
| Locdog07 | Bye folks. Going to take a nap before I *gulp* go outside! | |
| *** Locdog07 has left IRC | ||
| *** Locdog07 has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| DarkonZero | Well.... | |
| DarkonZero | I though I was agorophobic. | |
| DeRaptor | d'oh. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm not though. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh well. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'peeweetheme.wav' | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | And the Pee Wee Theme tops off the conversation. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm... | |
| DarkonZero | #funspot.... | |
| DarkonZero | Sounds...uh.....weird. | |
| DarkonZero | Well...in my mind. | |
| DarkonZero | It would. | |
| *** icy has left #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | YAY! | |
| DarkonZero | Well... | |
| DeRaptor | no more frigid woman! | |
| DeRaptor | what?! | |
| DeRaptor | Don't look at me like that! | |
| DeRaptor | I am not! | |
| DarkonZero | Huh? | |
| DeRaptor | And no, I'm not gonna prove it! | |
| DeRaptor | Geez! | |
| * DeRaptor laughs at DZ. | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok. | |
| DarkonZero | You know.....that actually scared me. | |
| DarkonZero | I almost had a heart attack. | |
| DarkonZero | Well....not that severe. | |
| DeRaptor | wow. Well, you are an old geezer. | |
| DarkonZero | My heart did stop though. | |
| DarkonZero | Then I died. | |
| DeRaptor | Did you have to bang your chest against the desk to...oh. | |
| DeRaptor | Hi, DZ's ghost. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh wait...I got better. | |
| DarkonZero | That was really unexpected. | |
| DeRaptor | Oh. | |
| DarkonZero | You evil one. | |
| DeRaptor | Restarted th'old thumber? | |
| DeRaptor | thumper. | |
| DeRaptor | The heart. | |
| DarkonZero | Yeh. | |
| DeRaptor | Nothing else. | |
| DeRaptor | I meant that cardiacacally speaking. | |
| DarkonZero | I know. | |
| DeRaptor | sheeeer | |
| DarkonZero | I do! | |
| DarkonZero | GEEZ! | |
| Session Close: Sat Mar 25 00:00:00 2000 | ||
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