| Session Start: Thu Mar 23 19:07:51 2000 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'This room is a certified Religon-Free zone' | ||
| *** Set by DarKrow on Wed Mar 22 17:20:48 | ||
| DarkonZero | Well....hekko there! | |
|---|---|---|
| MeltingMan | Howdy. | |
| DarkonZero | CAL! | |
| MeltingMan | Cal? | |
| DarkonZero | Yes...Cal. | |
| DarkonZero | Cal says, "Howdy". | |
| MeltingMan | Oh yah, forgot. | |
| DarkonZero | So...CAL! | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'texasbob.wav' | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | SoCal. | |
| MeltingMan | Yep. | |
| DarkonZero | WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP! | |
| DarkonZero | WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP! | |
| DarkonZero | Well......it's so lively in here....I might have to go....it's to overwhelming. Later. | |
| DarkonZero | Me! I disconnect from you...all! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Thu Mar 23 19:29:57 2000 | ||
| Session Start: Thu Mar 23 19:52:18 2000 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'This room is a certified Religon-Free zone' | ||
| *** Set by DarKrow on Wed Mar 22 17:20:48 | ||
| DarkonZero | HEEKO! | |
| Raven-X | hey DZ | |
| MeltingMan | Hi there, DZ | |
| DarkonZero | WOOTA! | |
| DarkonZero | Hey all! | |
| DarkonZero | WOOTA! | |
| * Raven-X noticed when he said "I'm screwed" two people joined in not to long after that | ||
| DeRaptor | hey dz | |
| DarkonZero | The party is starting....YAY! | |
| Raven-X | so what are we celebrating/ | |
| Raven-X | ? | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm.....Raven getting screwed gets people to join in. | |
| DeRaptor | ! | |
| DarkonZero | And that finally sparked a response. | |
| MeltingMan | Raven.... | |
| Raven-X | hehehe | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm....experiment time. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm screwed. | |
| * DarkonZero waits. | ||
| DarkonZero | Damn. | |
| DarkonZero | Stupid phrase. | |
| Raven-X | heh | |
| Raven-X | any predictions for the oscars? | |
| DarkonZero | Yes.... | |
| DarkonZero | DarkonZero for best guy in that scene. | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah....I was that guy in that scene with the girl...and we did stuff. | |
| Raven-X | heheh it sounds funny when I have Peedy read from the channel | |
| MeltingMan | Lake Placid for Best Picture! | |
| DarkonZero | Ah...MSagent | |
| Raven-X | what the hell is Lake Placid about? | |
| MeltingMan | It's about a giant crocodile in Maine | |
| MeltingMan | And it eats people. | |
| Raven-X | sounds like a rip off of Aligator | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah.....like that's a premis that wasn't predictable. | |
| Raven-X | Aligator sucked, same with the sequle | |
| Raven-X | sequel | |
| MeltingMan | Misquito...NOW THERE'S A FILM! | |
| MeltingMan | Mosquito, even | |
| Raven-X | heh | |
| Raven-X | Misquito the sequel to Mosquito | |
| DeRaptor | Miss kito | |
| MeltingMan | Miss Kitty? | |
| Raven-X | heh when you type everything in captial letters Peedy spells it out | |
| DeRaptor | heheheh | |
| DarkonZero | And the names just keep coming...WOO! | |
| DeRaptor | Hello Kitty...brrrr. | |
| Raven-X | and will not pronouce WOO | |
| DarkonZero | WOO! | |
| Raven-X | it says W O O | |
| DarkonZero | WOOTA! | |
| Raven-X | it pronouced that | |
| DarkonZero | Why not use Merlin? | |
| Raven-X | I'm bored of Merlin | |
| DarkonZero | Hehehehe... | |
| DarkonZero | How about Genie? | |
| DeRaptor | hmmm...am I having a nervous breakdown or did I see a banner that said there was Space Ghost stuff in the scifry store? | |
| DarkonZero | Yes...Sci-bite me's store sell SG stuff. | |
| DeRaptor | wow. | |
| DeRaptor | that' | |
| DeRaptor | s weird. | |
| Raven-X | no Genie | |
| * MeltingMan should make a sound of SG saying "Slap that Space Ghost label on a pile of toxic waste....watch them puppies fly out the door!" | ||
| Raven-X | now if I could make a raven and put it on here, that would be interesting | |
| DarkonZero | Damn you then, Rwven! | |
| Raven-X | heh Rooven | |
| DarkonZero | Stupid W! | |
| DarkonZero | Damn you W! | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'spaceg.wav' | ||
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| DarkonZero | WEENIE! | |
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| *** Jason is on IRC | ||
| Raven-X | lol Peedy is hillarious | |
| Raven-X | he sreeches when he has to say too many words | |
| * Raven-X is having to much fun with MS Agent | ||
| * DarkonZero sees Raven piss his pants cause of Peedy's humor. | ||
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| DeRaptor | birdie! | |
| Raven-X | ewwwwwww | |
| Raven-X | I never pissed my pants | |
| MeltingMan | Yeah...birdies only poop their pants. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'grink.wav' | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | it's true! | |
| Raven-X | the worst thing that happened was I sat in something nasty, when I went to the movie theater | |
| DarkonZero | And it was something nasty,. | |
| MeltingMan | Something nasty.....like a showing of "Pink Flamigos" | |
| Raven-X | heh | |
| MeltingMan | flamingos, even | |
| Raven-X | no some sick mom decided to change her baby's diaper on the seat I would be sitting in later | |
| DarkonZero | The Three Pink Flamigos! | |
| DeRaptor | Flamingos are leggy. | |
| Raven-X | yup | |
| MeltingMan | Roger Ebert gave "Pink Flamingos" Zero Stars..."Pink Flamingos" worked harder to earn the coveted "Zero Star" rating than any film that has ever been made. | |
| Raven-X | heh I'd like to see a flamingo trip on something | |
| Raven-X | it would be like watching a tree fall | |
| DeRaptor | ostriches are leggy too. And caudipteryxes. | |
| DarkonZero | I saw a tree fall.....on me. | |
| DeRaptor | And I cut it down. | |
| DarkonZero | Yup....De likes me that much. | |
| DeRaptor | I yelled at him but he just sat there, counting his pokemon cards. | |
| Raven-X | emus are leggy | |
| DeRaptor | yep. | |
| DeRaptor | So ar giraffes. | |
| MeltingMan | "If a tree falls and nobody's around, make sure that nobody was a round cuz DeRaptor probably cut it down" | |
| DarkonZero | Hehehehe... | |
| DeRaptor | wham! | |
| DarkonZero | So...who's your next victim De? | |
| Raven-X | yup, and Pamela Anderson (remember Naked Gun 33 1/3) | |
| DeRaptor | hmmmmmmm.... | |
| DeRaptor | Qrow! | |
| DarkonZero | Alas poor shmuck. | |
| * DeRaptor cuts a tree down and it hits Querrow. | ||
| MeltingMan | Yo Querrow Taco Bell | |
| DarkonZero | De likes me so much she'd rather see me hit with a tree. | |
| DeRaptor | heehee | |
| DeRaptor | yep | |
| DarkonZero | Man....did I feel logged doewn. | |
| DarkonZero | doewn! | |
| DarkonZero | down even. | |
| * DeRaptor snickers. | ||
| MeltingMan | "If trees could scream, would we still cut them down. I think we would if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handy | |
| Raven-X | If trees could screm they would scream DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm...hence the band, Screaming Trees. | |
| Raven-X | scream | |
| Raven-X | if you seen it | |
| DeRaptor | And then I would kill them slowly. | |
| * DeRaptor wonders if there's a list of all the Jack Handy sayings. | ||
| DarkonZero | There is a little book. | |
| MeltingMan | With phone numbers.... | |
| MeltingMan | Oh...the other book! | |
| DarkonZero | No... | |
| DarkonZero | I meant his black book. | |
| Raven-X | the one with pictures drawn by Satan? | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah... | |
| DarkonZero | Satan draws damn good....I can see where De gets her skills from. | |
| DeRaptor | haaaaaay! | |
| DarkonZero | Sent gets his skills from a kidergartener. | |
| DarkonZero | Or Sent is a kindergartener. | |
| DarkonZero | We may never know..... | |
| DarkonZero | Tootsie Pop! | |
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| DarkonZero | And the Tootsie Pop ref kills everyone...... | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'tootsie.wav' | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| * MeltingMan is now reminded of "The Licking Machine" | ||
| DarkonZero | Hmmmmm..... | |
| DeRaptor | machines with tongues...hmm. | |
| DeRaptor | Sent has mad kindergarten SKILLZ! | |
| MeltingMan | "No tongue.....I don't have a tongue, don't be disapointed." | |
| DarkonZero | The only prob....it licks you......to death! | |
| * MeltingMan wonders about Gramma kisses where the tongue is involved..... | ||
| DarkonZero | Uh.... | |
| DarkonZero | Let's not go there. | |
| DarkonZero | That is a subject better left unknown. | |
| MeltingMan | They had a woman who was having sex with her grandson on Springer once.... | |
| DarkonZero | Ugh.... | |
| MeltingMan | That was so sick. | |
| * DarkonZero goes to find a bucket to vomit in.....instead he finds De. | ||
| DarkonZero | :) | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| DarkonZero | 4th "attack" on De..... | |
| DarkonZero | I better stop while I'm behind. | |
| * DeRaptor fells a large sequoia redwood on Darkon. | ||
| DarkonZero | He..OOF! | |
| * DarkonZero will now speak like an adult from a Charlie Brown toon. | ||
| DarkonZero | Waaah....wah..wah..waaaah. | |
| * DeRaptor plays a glass harp. | ||
| DarkonZero | Wah waah. | |
| DarkonZero | Wah wah wah waaaaaaah. | |
| DarkonZero | Wahwah? | |
| DarkonZero | WAHWAH!?!?! | |
| * DarkonZero now feels better. | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok.......I killed it again!@ | |
| DarkonZero | I AM EVIL! | |
| DarkonZero | PURE EVIL! | |
| Raven-X | heh | |
| Raven-X | we know you are | |
| Raven-X | no big news there | |
| DarkonZero | Thanks... | |
| DarkonZero | :) | |
| Raven-X | hehehe it sounds funny when peedy prounouces Wah wah wah waaaaaaah. | |
| DeRaptor | BIRDIE! | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'birdman2.wav' | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| * DarkonZero tries to make De happy by "flying a birdie" at De. | ||
| DarkonZero | Uh-oh! | |
| DarkonZero | Oooops. | |
| DarkonZero | How'd that happen? | |
| * DeRaptor eats the birdie. | ||
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| DarkonZero | MY HAND! | |
| DarkonZero | Damn.....time to get another one. | |
| MeltingMan | DeRaptor IS Ozzy Osborne. | |
| DeRaptor | I saw a nice little hand shoppe just down the road from here. | |
| DeRaptor | ?! | |
| MeltingMan | Eating birdies. | |
| MeltingMan | Oh...that sort of birdie... | |
| * DeRaptor blinks | ||
| MeltingMan | Hands....eating hands...not....birds. | |
| MeltingMan | A bird in the hand... | |
| DarkonZero | That's why I put it as "flying the birdie"...... | |
| MeltingMan | You weren't flying anything....it was still on your hand. | |
| MeltingMan | Until De ate it. | |
| DarkonZero | I made my Transformer of a hand turn into a jet plane. | |
| DarkonZero | Yes...unitl De ate it. | |
| DeRaptor | shoooom. | |
| MeltingMan | Shrooom! | |
| * DeRaptor burps. | ||
| DarkonZero | That's the sound of De's digestive system. | |
| DarkonZero | SHOOOOM! | |
| MeltingMan | Eek....is that healthy? | |
| DarkonZero | Think of it as a song.....what goes in one end...comes out from the other! | |
| MeltingMan | Korn should right that song.....because it's Corn that stays intact. | |
| MeltingMan | write, even | |
| DarkonZero | Ugh.... | |
| DarkonZero | Thanks for that picture MM. | |
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| DarkonZero | Geez...I was about to get something to eat too. | |
| MeltingMan | was it....corn? | |
| DarkonZero | Luckily no. | |
| * DeRaptor flushes the toilet. | ||
| DarkonZero | There goes my hand. | |
| DarkonZero | Into the toilet....again. | |
| DarkonZero | Uh... | |
| DarkonZero | Scratch that. | |
| * DarkonZero erases everyone's minds. | ||
| * DeRaptor sits on the couch drooling, mind erased. | ||
| DarkonZero | Ooops. | |
| DarkonZero | Didn't mean to go that far....... | |
| DarkonZero | Oh well.. | |
| DarkonZero | Everyone can make mistakes. | |
| DarkonZero | Dumdedum. | |
| * DeRaptor walks towards Darkon. | ||
| DeRaptor | BRAAAAAIIIINSSS | |
| DarkonZero | Wel...you won't find any here. | |
| DarkonZero | Well even | |
| * DeRaptor walks past Qrow and advances on Mars. | ||
| DeRaptor | BRAAAAAIIIINSSS | |
| DarkonZero | <Mars> Uh....look who you're asking..... | |
| DeRaptor | GRRRGGGHHH | |
| * DeRaptor advances on Melty. | ||
| DeRaptor | BRAAAAAIIIINSSS | |
| MeltingMan | Uh oh. | |
| DarkonZero | his are melted. | |
| MeltingMan | Do you have any? | |
| DeRaptor | BRAAAAAIIIINSSS!!!!! | |
| DeRaptor | WANT BRAAAAAIIIINSSS!!!!! | |
| MeltingMan | Yes I do. | |
| DarkonZero | Try Best Brains....they gots plenty. | |
| MeltingMan | All they have is Jim's brain now....I don't know if it's the "best", though... | |
| DarkonZero | True... | |
| * DarkonZero goes to get his Furby. | ||
| DarkonZero | Here De...have this brain. | |
| DeRaptor | NOT A BRAIN! EEEEVILLL! | |
| * DeRaptor melts into a tiny puddle and a pile of feathers. | ||
| DeRaptor | Whatever Melty's got...I'm warning you, it's contagious...don't breathe near him. | |
| MeltingMan | Yeah....I stink! | |
| DeRaptor | yeah, that too. | |
| DarkonZero | MM...that goes without saying. | |
| DarkonZero | But we understand. | |
| DarkonZero | You might clog the drain in the tub. | |
| DarkonZero | Clog the drain with you, that is. | |
| DeRaptor | And then there would be a flood of melty-smelling water...ewwww. | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah. | |
| * DarkonZero sniffs MM. | ||
| DarkonZero | WOOF! | |
| DarkonZero | JESUS! | |
| DarkonZero | MM....what have you been swimming in.....other than yourself. | |
| DarkonZero | . to ? | |
| MeltingMan | Um.... | |
| MeltingMan | what haven't I been swimming in would be a better question. | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah.... | |
| DarkonZero | Your treks into the sewers have to stop. | |
| DeRaptor | Yeah, this affair with Mr. Hanky is getting out of hand. | |
| DeRaptor | You don't want the weiner man to find out, do you? | |
| * MeltingMan glares | ||
| DarkonZero | And also standing next to Anon while he farts is something you should stop. | |
| MeltingMan | The Weiner Man is the only one in my life! | |
| DeRaptor | well...ooookay, if you saaaay so. | |
| * DeRaptor looks innocently at the ceiling. | ||
| DarkonZero | Cause...as we all know.....Anon has those raunchy Taco Bell farts. | |
| MeltingMan | YOU LEAVE THE CEILING OUT OF THIS! | |
| DeRaptor | ewwww | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm.... | |
| DeRaptor | well, excuuuuse me, MR. CEILING! | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm... | |
| DarkonZero | First weiner man......then Mr. Hanky....now the ceiling. | |
| DarkonZero | Truly weird. | |
| DarkonZero | Unlike me and T. | |
| MeltingMan | Heheheh... | |
| DeRaptor | <Mr. T> You don't got nothin' on N, foo'! | |
| DarkonZero | Noooo! | |
| DarkonZero | WHY, T, WHY!?! | |
| DarkonZero | I thought we had heluva love!?!?! | |
| DarkonZero | helluva even | |
| DeRaptor | <Mr. T> You just can't make sweet helluva lovin' like the N foo'! | |
| DeRaptor | oh wow. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh well..... | |
| DarkonZero | I'm moving on.... | |
| * DarkonZero goes to look for hookers. | ||
| DarkonZero | Of the female species. | |
| DarkonZero | WOOO! | |
| DarkonZero | Hey..I'll ask Meps. | |
| DarkonZero | Maybe he'll help me get one. | |
| DeRaptor | Ummm...well, there's some sexy-looking venusian slug-women over there. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...I'll do it....FOR SCIENCE! | |
| DeRaptor | They may not have arms or legs or necks, but boy oh boy! | |
| DeRaptor | And I've heard you won't mind the slime after the first few times. | |
| DarkonZero | Ooooh.....really? | |
| DarkonZero | Thanks De. | |
| DarkonZero | :) | |
| MeltingMan | Jabba the Slut | |
| DarkonZero | Damn... | |
| DarkonZero | MM ruined it for me. | |
| DarkonZero | You dummy! | |
| MeltingMan | Give me some ham! | |
| DarkonZero | No... | |
| MeltingMan | I can eat ham like you can! | |
| DarkonZero | You ruined a great night for me. | |
| DarkonZero | MM the....the....dummy! | |
| * /sound: no such file 'dummy.wav' | ||
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| DarkonZero | Wait....that was about me. | |
| DeRaptor | heehee | |
| MeltingMan | <Brak> What do I know, I'm stupid! | |
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| * DeRaptor throws a whole cured pig at Melty. | ||
| * DarkonZero sets De up with Barney for a date. | ||
| MeltingMan | Not that kind of ham....I like...turkey ham. | |
| DarkonZero | That's for all your help. | |
| * DeRaptor makes Barney into a nice roast and serves it to several small children who die of food poisoning. | ||
| DarkonZero | Good... | |
| DarkonZero | The kids deserve it. | |
| MeltingMan | Barney is a disease-ridden dinosaur. | |
| DarkonZero | mainly cooties. | |
| MeltingMan | Yeah....he loves you.... | |
| DeRaptor | in the very wrong way. | |
| DarkonZero | I remember this BBS game I was a top scorer on.....it involved geting Barney in trouble. | |
| DarkonZero | T'was a fun game. | |
| DeRaptor | heheh | |
| DarkonZero | One option is like passing a bong around for all the kids to take hits from. | |
| DarkonZero | Another was bringing Barney to a concert and making him mosh. | |
| DeRaptor | oh wow. squished Barney. | |
| DarkonZero | Another was making Barney get it on with Baby Bop in a back room........that was the funniest thing that happens other than Barney dying. | |
| MeltingMan | GAH! | |
| MeltingMan | Thanks for that image. | |
| DarkonZero | No prob. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm evil, you know. | |
| * DeRaptor shudders. | ||
| DarkonZero | Basically...the premis was to get Barney's show cancelled...and make him die. | |
| DeRaptor | heehee. | |
| DeRaptor | sounds...Jihadish. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm... | |
| MeltingMan | You know, in the pilot for "Barney" it was a guy in a bear costume.... | |
| DeRaptor | damn, why couldn't they have insulted bears instead of dinosaurs? | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah....and that became...Bear in a blue house. | |
| MeltingMan | I like the way that Bear moves....one of his arms is inoperable, just like Big Bird and Bod Dole! | |
| * DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like TV's Frank! | ||
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| DeRaptor | heheh | |
| MeltingMan | I think the bear in the big blue house needs a pen like Dole has. | |
| * DarkonZero ponders buying the album of a chick-band called "Kittie". | ||
| DeRaptor | Do they meow in tune to popular christmas songs? | |
| DarkonZero | Actually...they kinda really rock.....and they look good. | |
| DarkonZero | What else can I say? | |
| DeRaptor | So you listen to music just because it's sung by good-looking chicks? | |
| MeltingMan | DZ, a 14 year old in a 27 year old's body. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm 23. | |
| DarkonZero | Not 27. | |
| MeltingMan | Oh.... | |
| DeRaptor | Of course, N is a 10 year old in a 20-something year old's body. | |
| MeltingMan | Heheh | |
| DarkonZero | Actually...I listen to music cause it rocks....i'm just pointing out that they look good. | |
| DeRaptor | ah. | |
| DarkonZero | They got this punkish-metal look going...and I like it. | |
| DeRaptor | So why do they call themselves Kittie? Do they have cat fights during their shows? | |
| DarkonZero | Of course...I'm a guy and I can;t help but look. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm... | |
| DarkonZero | They might have cat fights.... | |
| DarkonZero | I dunno. | |
| DarkonZero | Their first single is called "Brackish". | |
| MeltingMan | Are they like Josie and the Pussycats? | |
| DarkonZero | Nothing like Josie. | |
| MeltingMan | Josie and the pussycats! Long tails and ears for hats! Guitars with sharps and flats! Josie and the pussycats! | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm......there songs are from a girls veiw....so it would be odd if I sung along. | |
| DarkonZero | Very odd. | |
| DarkonZero | Well.....not as odd as this Matthew Sweet song. | |
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| * MeltingMan has no problem singing along to this wav. | ||
| DeRaptor | Brackish...so they're Brak-sorta kitties? | |
| DarkonZero | Well.....go to www.kittie.net...and you'll see. | |
| MeltingMan | They mean Brack, as in Lance Fuller with a prosthetic forehead. | |
| DeRaptor | oooh | |
| MeltingMan | You like dark music, DZ. Dark music with skulls and flames. I like music with colorful stuff....like flowers....and vomit. | |
| DarkonZero | The Matthew Sweet song I was talking about is called "Teenage Female" and the chorus is "I am a teenage female."....but the song is written from a female fans' letter. | |
| DarkonZero | now...singing along with that song.....is odd. | |
| DarkonZero | Especially the chorus. | |
| DarkonZero | Out loud. | |
| DarkonZero | Dark music with skulls and flames....hmmmm... | |
| MeltingMan | "I'm a barbie girl! In a barbie woooooorld!" | |
| DarkonZero | Take away the skulls and flames. | |
| MeltingMan | Ah..... | |
| DarkonZero | MM....ytou just found the odder song. | |
| DarkonZero | YTOU! | |
| MeltingMan | U2? | |
| DarkonZero | I like dark music. | |
| DeRaptor | MM is the guy who sings about marrying weiner men, you know. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh yeah... | |
| * DarkonZero pictures MM at a Aqua concert. | ||
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| DarkonZero | Him singing along with "Barbie Girl". | |
| DarkonZero | It's a nightmare inducing sight. | |
| MeltingMan | Heheh....or singing "I'm just a girl" at a No Doubt concert? | |
| DarkonZero | Hehehehehe... | |
| * DarkonZero thinks about the music he listens to. | ||
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| MeltingMan | But I'm all Melting Man!....just one who wants to be a weiner wife. | |
| DeRaptor | heehee | |
| DarkonZero | Foo Fighters isn't dark music. | |
| DeRaptor | Gary Numan is car music. | |
| MeltingMan | yeah....Foo Fighters is okay. | |
| DarkonZero | Numan.....he's all good. | |
| DarkonZero | NIN is dark music. | |
| MeltingMan | That reminds me....that Everclear Sci-Fi thing ripped off The Foo Fighters....they had that Everclear song as the elevator music....Foo Fighters did it first. | |
| MeltingMan | Only it was one of their songs. | |
| MeltingMan | In the video for "Monkey Wrench" | |
| DeRaptor | heheh | |
| MeltingMan | Everclear sucks. | |
| DarkonZero | Ah...the Big Me elevator music. | |
| DarkonZero | Well....Big Me was the song being played. | |
| DarkonZero | In the elevator. | |
| DarkonZero | In a midi type way. | |
| MeltingMan | Yeah...I couldn't remember the name....I remembered the lyrics...and the video...a mentos parody | |
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| *** jasoN has joined #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | FOOTOS! | |
| * jasoN jasons in | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | THE FRESH FIGHTER! | |
| jasoN | WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP! | |
| DarkonZero | WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP! | |
| DeRaptor | N! | |
| DarkonZero | N....ready for more Tubeway? | |
| jasoN | 'tis me | |
| jasoN | sure | |
| DarkonZero | Or later? | |
| jasoN | now's good | |
| DarkonZero | Ok. | |
| * Pump DCC up to 999999999 bytes | ||
| jasoN | so, what's new,kids? | |
| DarkonZero | Now I feel like listening to Tubeway Army. | |
| DarkonZero | New? | |
| jasoN | new. | |
| DarkonZero | Is there something new? | |
| jasoN | that's what i asked | |
| DarkonZero | Me....nothing much new. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"We Have A Technical"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Tubeway Army14,16,0.6,0 | ||
| * jasoN wonders if his new CD-RW drive can handle internet and copying at the same time | ||
| DarkonZero | No.... | |
| DarkonZero | If you interrupt the burning process......your disc will be pretty much crap. | |
| jasoN | my old one could, but that was only a 2x. This is a 6x, and it takes more RAM to copy that fast | |
| DarkonZero | Ah. | |
| jasoN | you get used to the new speed very quickly though | |
| DarkonZero | Well....it's over....me and T broke up......he has helluva love for you man. | |
| jasoN | o_O | |
| DarkonZero | HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! | |
| jasoN | where did that come from? | |
| DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
| DarkonZero | You shoulda been here earlier. | |
| jasoN | what happened? | |
| DeRaptor | MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! | |
| DarkonZero | I forgot how the conversation ended up. | |
| jasoN | well, tell me something..i'm curious now | |
| DarkonZero | Wait... | |
| DarkonZero | <DarkonZero> Your treks into the sewers have to stop. | |
| DarkonZero | <DeRaptor> Yeah, this affair with Mr. Hanky is getting out of hand. | |
| DarkonZero | <DeRaptor> You don't want the weiner man to find out, do you? | |
| DarkonZero | * MeltingMan glares | |
| *** jasoN has left IRC | ||
| *** jasoN has quit IRC (Read error to jasoN[98CEC552.ipt.aol.com]: Connection reset by peer) | ||
| DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
| DarkonZero | I killed him! | |
| DarkonZero | NOOOOOOOOOOO! | |
| DeRaptor | oh wow! | |
| DarkonZero | That's all you haveta say! | |
| DarkonZero | CAN'T YOU SHOW COMPASSION!?!?! | |
| * DarkonZero stops the madness. | ||
| DarkonZero | Ooops. | |
| DeRaptor | Naw. I lost that ability durin' the war. | |
| DarkonZero | I had too mch sugar. | |
| *** jasoN is on IRC | ||
| *** jasoN has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * jasoN jasons in | ||
| DarkonZero | WB. | |
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| MeltingMan | wb | |
| jasoN | damn AOL... | |
| DarkonZero | Sorry for killin' ya. | |
| jasoN | s'okay | |
| jasoN | not the first time | |
| DarkonZero | Oh yeah.... | |
| jasoN | now tell me about "the conversation" | |
| MeltingMan | PJ's is moving to The WB network.... | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"When The Machines Rock"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Tubeway Army14,16,0.6,0 | ||
| DarkonZero | Well.....MM had a affair with Mr' Hankey.... | |
| DarkonZero | MM tried to deny it. | |
| DarkonZero | And the ceiling was brought into it. | |
| MeltingMan | I did not have sexual relations with that turd, Mr. Hankey. | |
| MeltingMan | The Ceiling is a liar! | |
| DeRaptor | Now he's gonna ask us to define sexual relations. | |
| DarkonZero | I said something about MM's "relations". | |
| DarkonZero | Then I said something about me and T's "relations". | |
| *** jasoN has left IRC | ||
| *** jasoN has quit IRC (Read error to jasoN[ABDA6290.ipt.aol.com]: Connection reset by peer) | ||
| DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
| DarkonZero | Damn that MP3. | |
| DarkonZero | And AOL! | |
| DarkonZero | Man....these machines rock. | |
| DarkonZero | THEY ROCK! | |
| *** jasoN is on IRC | ||
| *** jasoN has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * jasoN jasons in | ||
| MeltingMan | wb | |
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | And then they run to the bathroom and puke and wake up with a hangover you wouldn't believe. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"My Shadow In Vain"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Tubeway Army14,16,0.6,0 | ||
| jasoN | as i was saying, did anyone log this? my quoter wants to see! ;) | |
| DarkonZero | We all did. | |
| jasoN | someone email it to me,please | |
| DarkonZero | Will do. | |
| jasoN | thanks, bruthah | |
| DarkonZero | No prob...sista! | |
| DarkonZero | Who knew a song called "Replicas" can be a connection killer. | |
| jasoN | AOl knew | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah... | |
| DarkonZero | But AOL also knows that the word "the" can be a connection killer...at times. | |
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | heeehee | |
| jasoN | no, remember, it's not AOL's fault, it;s my modem's fault | |
| DarkonZero | Heheheeh! | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Praying To The Aliens"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Tubeway Army14,16,0.6,0 | ||
| jasoN | it clearly said that my "modem has stopped responding" clearly defining the problem as mine | |
| jasoN | funny how all AOL users seem to have crappy modems..must be a coincidence | |
| DeRaptor | Yeah...suuure. | |
| jasoN | don't doubt AOL! (they might be watching..) | |
| * jasoN sees a reflection of AOL CEO Steve Case in his monitor | ||
| jasoN | AHHHH! | |
| DarkonZero | Big Bother is watching you. | |
| jasoN | freudian slip? or intentional misspelling? | |
| DarkonZero | Intentional. | |
| jasoN | ah | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <ZillaJoe> well at lest this in't like the other star wars chat. Over there it's like SW love conection! <Wookieegirl> bachelor #86 if I were a bantha, tell me all the places you would ride me | |
| DarkonZero | <Steve Case> try new AOL 6.0......it has all thw fixin's.....including spy software.......oh...did I mention....that's for us. | |
| DarkonZero | thw to the | |
| jasoN | i haven't even gotten 5.0 yet..i read the list of improvements that they made over 4.0 and they were all things that were stupidly unimportant | |
| DarkonZero | %.0 add this stupid thing at the bottom right hand corner that tells you of the features of 5.0. | |
| DarkonZero | %.0 to 5.0 | |
| DarkonZero | It's the AOL 5.0....now witrh more crap. | |
| DarkonZero | with even | |
| jasoN | oooooooh, 5.0 has an updated channels menu! | |
| * jasoN goes to d/l it | ||
| DarkonZero | Hehehehe... | |
| *** Angelstar has joined #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | <A stupid AOL user from commercial> Wow....I can get pictures? | |
| jasoN | lol | |
| Angelstar | hehehe I would say something since I use aol but it is stupid | |
| jasoN | yeah, that's another 5.0 upgrade...funny how it's available on 4.0 too | |
| Angelstar | there is no difference in the upgrades | |
| DarkonZero | AOL......doesn't know which version it is. | |
| jasoN | i think 2.5 was the best | |
| jasoN | more mp3! | |
| jasoN | more mp3! | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.. | |
| * MeltingMan looks up...hello AngelStar | ||
| Angelstar | who in here has aol? | |
| * jasoN goes to #DZ'zLeEtmP3Z | ||
| jasoN | i use AOL | |
| DarkonZero | Hehehehehe.... | |
| MeltingMan | I use log.... | |
| * Angelstar looks to Melting ....hello | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'logsong.wav' | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| Angelstar | I use a few different ones | |
| jasoN | what's logsong? | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 * Obi-wan is back -<(dinner)>- gone -<(06:09p/23 min 34 s)>- <jasoN> it's about time <jasoN> gimme my ops, you..you dinner eater, you! <Obi-wan> shut up <Obi-wan> i dont like ppl insulting my dinner eating abilities <jasoN> yeah...well what about your lunch eating abilities? <jasoN> cause i'll go there! <Obi-wan> i'm ok at lunch but at dinner i really shine <jasoN> oh, okay <jasoN> well....you're a LAME lunch eater | |
| * DeRaptor looks at this angelstar character. | ||
| DeRaptor | eeeehhhhhhhokay | |
| DarkonZero | Heheheheh... | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'logsong.wav' | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| MeltingMan | Some say that Log will become more outdated with the rise of more sophisticated technology....but I say..when it comes to overal versatility, you can't beat log! | |
| Angelstar | ummm if u say so | |
| Angelstar | ?me eyebrow corks | |
| * Angelstar eyebrow corks | ||
| jasoN | hehe | |
| Angelstar | I have a typo demon after me | |
| jasoN | 15,2Quote added: 2,15 <Angelstar> ?me eyebrow corks | |
| MeltingMan | Heheheh | |
| MeltingMan | Cork, cork, cork. | |
| DarkonZero | Eyebrows are now equipped with corks? | |
| Angelstar | :oP | |
| DarkonZero | I want me some eyebrow corks! | |
| MeltingMan | You drew a face, Angelstar! | |
| * Angelstar mutters | ||
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Bardock> why arent you talken crass <Bardock> you are a wirdo | |
| DeRaptor | >:([ ]) | |
| jasoN | De ate my TV!! | |
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| DeRaptor | yum! | |
| DarkonZero | BEJESUS DE! | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'logsong.wav' | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| jasoN | *sniff* now i'll miss all that quality ScifiChannel programming | |
| * jasoN cries | ||
| DarkonZero | Now....be Jesus De. | |
| DarkonZero | Come on! | |
| DarkonZero | BE JESUS! | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Wookieegirl> everyone now... let's look at jasoN's area | |
| jasoN | de's kinda a party pooper | |
| DarkonZero | *cough* | |
| * DeRaptor becomes Jesus...and goes after Darkon. | ||
| DarkonZero | Yeah...tell me something new. | |
| DarkonZero | YAY! | |
| DeRaptor | I'M GONNA GET YA, LOSER BOY! YOU'RE MINE! | |
| DarkonZero | AGH! | |
| * DarkonZero runs | ||
| DeRaptor | BWAHAHAHAHAH! | |
| * DeRaptor jumps around on water and stuff. | ||
| *** DeRaptor has left IRC | ||
| *** DeRaptor is now known as DeJesus | ||
| DeJesus | DIE, SINNER! | |
| DarkonZero | i'm a sinner? | |
| DeJesus | DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE! | |
| jasoN | yeah | |
| DarkonZero | Oh...right1 | |
| * Angelstar runs hideing | ||
| DarkonZero | stupid 1 | |
| * DeJesus trips and the...erm...god thing goes away. | ||
| *** DeJesus is now known as DeRaptor | ||
| *** DeRaptor is on IRC | ||
| DeRaptor | Wow, what a trip. | |
| DarkonZero | Awwwww.... | |
| *** jasoN has left IRC | ||
| *** jasoN is now known as DejasoN | ||
| DarkonZero | MM....be Jesus....since you look like his high school picture. | |
| DejasoN | DIE, SINNER! | |
| DeRaptor | What was I smoking? I need more of that stuff... | |
| DejasoN | MM is Mr. Peanut | |
| * DeRaptor eats DN. | ||
| MeltingMan | DNA? | |
| DeRaptor | ...yeah. | |
| DeRaptor | Douglas Noel Adams. | |
| * DejasoN clones himself int o a virtual army of jasoNs! | ||
| DarkonZero | De...you called me a loser, right? | |
| DeRaptor | no, Jesus did. | |
| DarkonZero | Well.... | |
| DarkonZero | I was just checking. | |
| DeRaptor | He's weird like that. | |
| DejasoN | can someone kill qrow or something? | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah...I know how Jesus is. | |
| DarkonZero | Qrow is a lurker. | |
| DarkonZero | He'll speak when Sent is hear.... | |
| DarkonZero | hear ro here. | |
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| DejasoN | lol | |
| DarkonZero | STUPID GRAMMAR! | |
| DarkonZero | Wow......haven't been peered off yet. | |
| DejasoN | it's fun to charter an accountant, and sail the wide accountant sea | |
| DarkonZero | Great...I jinxed it. | |
| DejasoN | hehheh | |
| DarkonZero | Now N will be peered. | |
| DejasoN | no, my modem will stop "sending data" | |
| DejasoN | :P | |
| DarkonZero | Oh yeah. | |
| * DejasoN pummels AOL with a DeRaptor | ||
| DarkonZero | Damn that modem of yours. | |
| * DejasoN pummels AOL with a Qrow | ||
| * Angelstar hides from being pummeled | ||
| * DejasoN pummels DZ with a Qrow | ||
| * DejasoN pummels DZ with a Angelstar | ||
| * DeRaptor eats the AOL. | ||
| DarkonZero | <Some announcer guy> Let's see what happens when we unleash a DeRaptor into the offices of AOL. | |
| DeRaptor | BITEY! | |
| DarkonZero | Ooops....more MP3! | |
| *** Angelstar has left #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | Now look what we did. | |
| DarkonZero | We scared someone off. | |
| DejasoN | darn. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh well....like it has never happened before. | |
| DarkonZero | I'LL KEEL ALL OF YOUSE! | |
| DarkonZero | KEEL YOUSE! | |
| * DarkonZero keels over. | ||
| DejasoN | i like "when the machines rock" best sofar | |
| * DarkonZero falls off the stage. | ||
| DarkonZero | THEY ROCK! | |
| DejasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Crass> Geez, time flys when you're doing shitty Spanish homeworky crap | |
| DejasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Rock2004¤> FINALLY THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO #STARWARS! <Sub-Zero> I know my role <jasoNic> is it buttery? | |
| DarkonZero | Hehehehehe.... | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| DejasoN | despite the horribleness of that pun, it was even funnier cause it took me 5 minutes to explain it to her | |
| DarkonZero | HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA! | |
| DejasoN | dumb people are funnt | |
| DarkonZero | hmmm.... | |
| DejasoN | <DejasoN> dumb people are funnt <DarkonZero> HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA! | |
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as Sub-Darkon | ||
| Sub-Darkon | Naw... | |
| *** DejasoN is now known as jasoN | ||
| *** jasoN is on IRC | ||
| Sub-Darkon | Doesn't have that special ring to it. | |
| *** Sub-Darkon is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| jasoN | how about DarkonDoo ? | |
| DarkonZero | Uh.... | |
| DarkonZero | That sounds crappy! | |
| DeRaptor | DarkonPoopie | |
| * jasoN laughs | ||
| DarkonZero | Even crappier! | |
| jasoN | DarkonDung ? | |
| DarkonZero | Eh. | |
| DarkonZero | DarkonDung.... | |
| jasoN | DarkonFoo ? | |
| DarkonZero | DarkonDung.... | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm.... | |
| * DarkonZero keeps that nick in mind. | ||
| DarkonZero | DarkonDung.... | |
| jasoN | it does have a ring to it, doesn't it? | |
| DarkonZero | Sorta, | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Engineers"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Gary Numan14,16,0.6,0 | ||
| *** MeltingMan has left IRC | ||
| *** MeltingMan has quit IRC (Ping timeout for MeltingMan[ppp-080086.hfx.cstone.net]) | ||
| * jasoN yawns | ||
| DarkonZero | NOOOOOOOOO! | |
| DarkonZero | uh-oh....N is bored? | |
| DarkonZero | Or tired? | |
| jasoN | MM coudn't take the fact that you were listening to gary numan | |
| DarkonZero | Oh well....his loss. | |
| DarkonZero | Or gain. | |
| DarkonZero | Whatever. | |
| jasoN | i hate when spammers don't answer my replies | |
| * DarkonZero sees that his sibling is home and then he gets sideswiped by a box of Cheez-it. | ||
| *** MeltingMan is on IRC | ||
| *** MeltingMan has joined #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | WB. | |
| jasoN | wb, MF | |
| MeltingMan | Thankou.... | |
| MeltingMan | MF, eh? | |
| jasoN | hehe, yeah | |
| DarkonZero | man....who knew a box of Cheez-it could hurt. | |
| DeRaptor | wb MM | |
| jasoN | i did | |
| DarkonZero | I'll be right back! OK. | |
| * DarkonZero will be right back...he's off to do somethin'. | ||
| DarkonZero | I'll be right back...really, I will! | |
| * DarkonZero : 6,1Letting sibling check e-mail6,16,0.6,0 | ||
| * jasoN runs DarkonZero over with his custom 80's van! | ||
| * jasoN throws DarkonZero helluva far away! | ||
| DeRaptor | wow | |
| jasoN | i'm helluva tough, like T | |
| jasoN | you will fear me. | |
| jasoN | you WILL FEAR MEE!!!! | |
| * DeRaptor refuses to fear N. | ||
| jasoN | please, fear me. | |
| DeRaptor | whatcha gonna do about it, HUH? | |
| jasoN | i will tell you to fear me..SEVERAL MORE TIMES!! | |
| jasoN | FEAR ME!!!!! | |
| jasoN | FEAR ME!!!!! | |
| jasoN | and | |
| jasoN | FEAR ME!!!!! | |
| DeRaptor | No. | |
| jasoN | drat | |
| jasoN | i'll give you a dollar | |
| *** muggzy has joined #Deep13 | ||
| DeRaptor | two dollars. | |
| *** muggzy has left #Deep13 | ||
| jasoN | fine, $2..but you have to fear me for at least a full minute | |
| MeltingMan | Muggzy heard "two dollars"...he can't wack someone for that kind of cash. | |
| * DarkonZero is back from whatever... | ||
| DarkonZero | Well, I'm back. | |
| DarkonZero | I AM! | |
| DarkonZero | WOOO! | |
| jasoN | that's okay DZ, no more for now | |
| DarkonZero | ok. | |
| * DeRaptor takes the $2 and pretends to fear jasoN. | ||
| * jasoN says "BOO!" | ||
| DeRaptor | AAAAH! and stuff. | |
| * DarkonZero sees something. | ||
| DarkonZero | Hey....De layed an egg! | |
| jasoN | what is it? | |
| jasoN | ohh | |
| jasoN | wow | |
| * jasoN throws it in a pan and fries it | ||
| * DeRaptor grumbles. | ||
| DeRaptor | My stupid mom wants to know who has a job to go to in the morning. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm off tomorrow. | |
| jasoN | i work in the evening | |
| DarkonZero | Then I work on Sat. | |
| jasoN | qrow says that he's too dumb to work | |
| MeltingMan | I have class tomorrow 'morn. | |
| jasoN | i..eh..asked him | |
| DeRaptor | heheheh. | |
| jasoN | i did! | |
| DeRaptor | Did you really have to? | |
| jasoN | FEAR ME!!! | |
| DarkonZero | Hehehehehe! | |
| * jasoN jumps up and down | ||
| jasoN | FEAR ME!!! *bounce* | |
| jasoN | FEAR ME!!! *bounce* | |
| jasoN | FEAR ME!!! *bounce* | |
| MeltingMan | Tigger from hell! | |
| DarkonZero | Great....he throwing a tantrum. | |
| DarkonZero | he's even | |
| DeRaptor | So what else is new? | |
| DeRaptor | N hasn't aged emotionally since his tenth birthday... | |
| DarkonZero | True. | |
| * jasoN cries | ||
| DarkonZero | Awwww... | |
| DeRaptor | Not to mention intellectually....but that's...another story. | |
| * DeRaptor changes N's diapers. | ||
| * DarkonZero gives N a cookie. | ||
| MeltingMan | I gotta go to bed now... | |
| DarkonZero | G'night MM. | |
| MeltingMan | g'night! g'night! | |
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| *** MeltingMan has left IRC | ||
| *** MeltingMan has quit IRC (/me melts away) | ||
| DeRaptor | night Melty | |
| jasoN | hey, i'll have you know that i'm the most mature one here | |
| jasoN | not that i could brag that fact.. | |
| DarkonZero | Since when? | |
| jasoN | since always. | |
| DarkonZero | Prove it. | |
| jasoN | okay | |
| * jasoN does stuff that makes him look more mature then anyone else | ||
| DeRaptor | yeah, prove it! | |
| jasoN | see? | |
| DarkonZero | Damn....he's got us. | |
| jasoN | i just did -pay attention | |
| * jasoN does a victory dance | ||
| jasoN | doh.. | |
| * DeRaptor trips N. | ||
| * jasoN lands on De | ||
| jasoN | *crush* | |
| DarkonZero | There should be a warning on Cheez-its.......saying how good they are....that they are addicting. | |
| jasoN | oh man, your spine was right there too.. | |
| jasoN | cheez-its rule | |
| DarkonZero | I'll probably eat the whole damn box of 'em. | |
| * jasoN joins #DZ'zLeEtCHeEZ-iTZ | ||
| jasoN | email me some, i'm hungry | |
| DarkonZero | I wish that was possible. | |
| * DeRaptor fixes her spine with duct tape and throws N into the wood chipper. | ||
| DarkonZero | I'd like to d/l more. | |
| jasoN | that would be cool | |
| DarkonZero | Damn....the convo has gome stupid.....but it's all in fun and Cheez-its! | |
| DeRaptor | yeah, we should be able to email food. | |
| * jasoN is spat out the other side of the woodchipper, not in many bloody pieces, but as many little miniature jasoNs!! | ||
| DarkonZero | gome to gone | |
| DeRaptor | oh wow! YAAAAGH! | |
| * DeRaptor swats at the tiny jasoNs with her flyswatter. | ||
| * jasoN and jasoN and jasoN and jasoN and jasoN and jasoN and jasoN and jasoN and jasoN and jasoN and jasoN and jasoN and jasoN and jasoN and jasoN and jasoN and jasoN and jasoN and jasoN attack De | ||
| * jasoN and jasoN and jasoN and jasoN and jasoN and jasoN and jasoN and jasoN and jasoN and jasoN and jasoN and jasoN and jasoN and jasoN and jasoN and jasoN and jasoN and jasoN and jasoN and jasoN and jasoN and jasoN and jasoN attack De from behind | ||
| jasoN | FEAR ME. | |
| * DeRaptor kills all the jasoNs. | ||
| jasoN | and me and me and me and -ow. | |
| * jasoN escapes | ||
| * DeRaptor puts out jasoN poison. | ||
| * jasoN makes some more of himself and attacks De with a fork, ala Army of Darkness | ||
| jasoN | charge!! | |
| jasoN | *jab* | |
| DarkonZero | Hehehe... | |
| * DeRaptor steps on the fork and sends jasoN flying. | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'aodlittlebastards.wav' | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| * jasoN flys into DZ's open cheez-it eating mouth | ||
| DarkonZero | *GULP* | |
| * jasoN grows an eyeball and seperates (you know the drill) into an evil DZ | ||
| DarkonZero | Wait... | |
| *** jasoN has left IRC | ||
| *** jasoN is now known as EvilDZ | ||
| DarkonZero | I'm the evil one/ | |
| EvilDZ | no, you're a goody little two shoes! | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm....interesting. | |
| * DarkonZero gets out a shotgun. | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'aodgoodylittletwoshoes.wav' | ||
| [EvilDZ SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | *BOOM* | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| EvilDZ | what are you? are you me?? HAHAHAH you sound like a jerk! | |
| DeRaptor | yeaaah! | |
| EvilDZ | oh yeah | |
| * EvilDZ dies | ||
| DarkonZero | Man...AoD is the best movie! | |
| DarkonZero | IT RULES! | |
| EvilDZ | it sure is | |
| EvilDZ | for $300 i could have4 had a 35mm copy of it, a year ago | |
| EvilDZ | i was too poor though :( | |
| DarkonZero | I remember when I started a #EvilDead at events. | |
| DarkonZero | I gots lots of fans in there. | |
| DeRaptor | Do they send you things? Like goopy letters? | |
| EvilDZ | cool | |
| DeRaptor | And...pieces of their hair? | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm... | |
| EvilDZ | o_O | |
| DarkonZero | De...where are you? | |
| EvilDZ | hehe | |
| DeRaptor | I M Here! | |
| [EvilDZ SOUND] | ||
| [EvilDZ SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | De is ahead of us. | |
| DarkonZero | Way ahead. | |
| EvilDZ | oh cool, so we can say things now in reply to what she said awhile ago | |
| DeRaptor | No, you can ask questions I already answered. | |
| EvilDZ | but how would they breath in there? | |
| *** EvilDZ is now known as jasoN | ||
| *** jasoN is on IRC | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok....answer the question I'm about to ask. | |
| DarkonZero | Well.... | |
| jasoN | alright. 23lbs when soaking wet | |
| jasoN | oh, you meant De | |
| DarkonZero | Heheheh...yeah. | |
| jasoN | <DeRaptor> okay. yeah, i am all hopped up on goofballs. | |
| DeRaptor | GIVE ME MY GOOFBALS BAK! | |
| jasoN | not very subtle, i know..but it's late | |
| DeRaptor | U R ALL DOODOOHEDS! | |
| DarkonZero | Like we didn't know. | |
| jasoN | i didn't | |
| DarkonZero | You didn't get the memo? | |
| jasoN | nope | |
| DeRaptor | U SMEL LAIK GERRY FALWEL'S UNDERPANS! | |
| DarkonZero | Stupid courier. | |
| DarkonZero | AGH! | |
| DarkonZero | LODO'S AT De's HOUSE! | |
| * DeRaptor rotfl. | ||
| jasoN | cool | |
| jasoN | she hired a nut-juggler. little did she know who would show up at her door | |
| DarkonZero | Hehehehe...ugh. | |
| DeRaptor | oy... | |
| DeRaptor | Hey, I don't even have any nuts! | |
| jasoN | he could bring his own | |
| DarkonZero | Not even cashews? | |
| jasoN | he's a professional | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <MAXPOWER> «TServo4» I will kill them all <MAXPOWER> «TServo4» Look at me I have many bombs <MAXPOWER> «TServo4» They all must die <MAXPOWER> I am bored. | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 * Yoda wips the tar outta jasoN <Yoda> *wip* <jasoN> now i have to eat extra tar tomorrow or i could get malnurticion <jasoN> -r <jasoN> +r <jasoN> tr <jasoN> somethin <jasoN> you know what i meant <Wookieegirl> nutrition <jasoN> damn wookiee-typing-disease * Yoda gives jason a box of tar flakes <jasoN> mmm, thanks <jasoN> you sure there's nothing gross in here? <jasoN> no panda poop or crocodile testicles? <Yoda> welllllll <Wookieegirl> | |
| DarkonZero | Oh boy...that TS4....he's a nut. | |
| DarkonZero | Really...he is. | |
| jasoN | is he at de's house? | |
| DarkonZero | Probably. | |
| jasoN | so there are nuts at her house.. | |
| jasoN | she lied to us | |
| DarkonZero | De's a liar. | |
| DeRaptor | well...I have some hazelnuts lying around. | |
| jasoN | ahHA! | |
| jasoN | LIAR!! | |
| DarkonZero | De lies to her budgies. | |
| * jasoN writes liar on de's face with a permenant marker | ||
| DarkonZero | And her 'keets. | |
| DarkonZero | And whatever else. | |
| DarkonZero | Maybe her shoes. | |
| * DeRaptor tatoos brown over it. | ||
| * DeRaptor writes "SLUT" on N's forehead. | ||
| DeRaptor | T will back me up in that judgement. | |
| DarkonZero | Now N could go advertising. | |
| * jasoN uses his artistic ability to change it to "STUD" | ||
| jasoN | i think you misspelled it, De | |
| DarkonZero | Hehehehehe.... | |
| jasoN | silly you | |
| * DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like TV's Frank! | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| * DeRaptor turns it into..um..."STUTTERER" | ||
| DarkonZero | Hmmm......I feel like telling newbies its "Scan your butt day". | |
| DeRaptor | heehee | |
| *** jasoN has left IRC | ||
| *** jasoN has quit IRC (Read error to jasoN[ABD9AB70.ipt.aol.com]: Connection reset by peer) | ||
| DarkonZero | Alas, poor N. | |
| DeRaptor | peer knows he's a slut! | |
| DarkonZero | Moving on.... | |
| DarkonZero | N that slut. | |
| DarkonZero | He's probably sluttin' around. | |
| *** jasoN is on IRC | ||
| *** jasoN has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * jasoN jasons in | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | WB. | |
| jasoN | damn AOL.. | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | yuckiness? | |
| jasoN | i have had a revelation | |
| jasoN | AOL isn't very good, is it? | |
| DarkonZero | You had that revalation before. | |
| jasoN | that's possible | |
| DarkonZero | revelation even | |
| DeRaptor | Isn't that a revelation you're constantly having? | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <MSTAnon> Alas, poor Yorrick. He was killed for his baby oil | |
| jasoN | i've had it at least 2 dozen times | |
| jasoN | ..tonight | |
| DarkonZero | The revelation I've always had is....cheese really doesn't like me. | |
| DeRaptor | The revelation I've always had...Anon is gay. | |
| DarkonZero | Um...that was always known. | |
| DeRaptor | Anyway...me going to bed now...night | |
| DarkonZero | I think. | |
| DarkonZero | G'night De. | |
| *** DeRaptor has left IRC | ||
| *** DeRaptor has quit IRC (Behold the power of my own personal savior, CHEESE!) | ||
| jasoN | goodnight | |
| DarkonZero | Ok......let us kill Qrow! | |
| jasoN | alright | |
| * DarkonZero kills Qrow. | ||
| * jasoN kills qrow | ||
| DarkonZero | Hey...this is fun. | |
| * DarkonZero kills Qrow....more. | ||
| * jasoN maims qrow | ||
| jasoN | mames? | |
| DarkonZero | You lamer. | |
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok...I will. | |
| jasoN | thanks | |
| * DarkonZero decides to be quiet for a while... | ||
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as DZisQuiet | ||
| jasoN | you may only talk in praise of me | |
| jasoN | or of squirrels | |
| jasoN | or of Mr.T | |
| jasoN | or of cheez-its | |
| * DZisQuiet decides to speak again (OH JOY!)... | ||
| *** DZisQuiet is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| DarkonZero | What about Aod? | |
| jasoN | that too | |
| DarkonZero | I feel like watching it. | |
| DarkonZero | After I watch Gundamn Wing.....and play a bit of TFC. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh...and I got the roms to work. | |
| DarkonZero | The prob was the directory. | |
| DarkonZero | It needed it. | |
| jasoN | ah | |
| jasoN | you know, i think that qrow is still alive | |
| DarkonZero | I played Guantlet........gave myself 30,000 HP and got to level 10..... | |
| jasoN | hehe | |
| DarkonZero | Well...kill Qrow. | |
| jasoN | i finally beat knights of the round | |
| DarkonZero | I got Discs of Tron......I really missed playing that. | |
| jasoN | cool | |
| DarkonZero | I remeber playing that when I was 8. | |
| DarkonZero | So..... | |
| jasoN | yeah.. | |
| DarkonZero | You like "When The Machines Rock"...... | |
| jasoN | yup | |
| jasoN | it rocks | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah... | |
| DarkonZero | I got into it when I bought Pokemon cards....weird. | |
| jasoN | i think i'm gonna go though | |
| DarkonZero | G'night N. | |
| jasoN | it's almost 3am here | |
| jasoN | later on, DZ | |
| DarkonZero | Laterz! | |
| * jasoN jasons off to bed | ||
| *** jasoN has left IRC | ||
| *** jasoN has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| DarkonZero | Bye room. | |
| DarkonZero | Say goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Thu Mar 23 23:49:16 2000 | ||
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