#Deep13_20000320.log

Session Start: Mon Mar 20 00:00:00 2000
Raven-Xlike most Filipino movies on the Pinoy BLockbuster channel
DarkonZeroYou told me of it.
Raven-Xit was super lame, not only that, the super hero for most of the time was a total wuss, and when he foiled an enemy, he would let lose a girly laugh
DarkonZeroHeheheh....
* DeRaptor shudders as somebody on the BBoard asks if Joel and Gypsy used a condom.
DeRaptorWhat is WRONG with those damned spammers?
Raven-Xwhaaaaaa?
Raven-Xthat is stupid
Raven-Xyou know they use the foam
DeRaptorheh...heh...ow.
DarkonZeroRaven's been studying the wrong books again....
Raven-Xyeah this one titled "Human Sexuality and You" hmm doesn't sound right, ooooooooo here's a good one "Wanda's Wet Dream"
DarkonZeroHehehehe....
DeRaptor"Human Sexuality and You"...was this written specifically for birds?
DarkonZeroOr..."The Little Train That Did The Deed."
Raven-XI sure hope so, they shows these pictures of things I like to poop on
DeRaptoroh my.
DeRaptordo you have to fly into peoples' bedrooms? Or is it just about pooping on making-out couples?
Raven-Xa little bit of both
* DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like TV's Frank!
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DeRaptorAdded quote 0,1<DeRaptor> "Human Sexuality and You"...was this written specifically for birds? <Raven-X> I sure hope so, they shows these pictures of things I like to poop on
DarkonZeroNow ....with the wonders of my imagination....I picture a bird crappin' on a couple going at it.
DarkonZeroI might draw that.
Raven-Xdamn if I die and go to heaven, the first request I have, is a rational explanation behind krankor's laugh
DarkonZeroIf I remember.
DarkonZeroKrankor really as asthma......
DarkonZeroas to has
Raven-Xhe needs to get an inhaler
DarkonZeroHe can't....he has no medical insurance.
DarkonZeroBeing a space phantom and all.
Raven-Xyeah I guess prices can get pretty high, for a person of his status
Raven-Xthat's too bad they didn't show Krankor's trouble over asthma during the movie
Raven-Xit might have added some drama into the movie
DarkonZeroThe director thought people would think of it as showing Krankor as a complete wuss.
DarkonZeroBut.....
DarkonZeroThe movie still did show that.
Raven-Xheh
Raven-XI know
Raven-Xgetting you ass kicked by a guy in a pink danceskin, is pretty hard to deal with
DarkonZeroYup.
DarkonZeroI know how that fee......er.......yup.....that is bad.
Raven-Xheh
* DeRaptor snickers at DK.
DarkonZeroDZ!
DarkonZeroDZ!
DarkonZeroSHEESH!
DeRaptorHe took one too many walks down the tough side of Castro street.
DeRaptordZ! yes
DeRaptormy bad.
* DeRaptor smacks self.
DarkonZeroAGH!
DarkonZeroNO
DeRaptorI keep doing that.
DarkonZeroI hate the term "my bad".
DeRaptorI'm prolly gonna call DarKrow DZ now...eesh.
DeRaptorhehehehe....I got it from Urban, blame him.
DarkonZeroI already have.
DeRaptorheheheh
DarkonZeroI found out today...that most people have no rhythm.
Raven-Xheh
Raven-XBritney Spears, counts
Raven-Xdon't tell Kevin Murphy that
DarkonZeroI watched all these people play a game called "Dance Dance Revolution".........and lo and behold.......even Hispanics can dance like Caucasians.
DeRaptoryikes.
Raven-Xheh
Raven-Xwho said whites weren't the only ones that can't dance
DarkonZeroBut.....I also found that most people would like to be an assassin.....cause most people played "Silent Scope 2".
Raven-XI doubt the native africans can get jiggy
DarkonZeroSHAKA!
Raven-XDarkon you work at an arcade center?
DarkonZeroZUUUUUUULUUUUUUU!
Raven-Xyeah but he can't get jiggy
DarkonZeroYes...I work in an arcade.
Raven-Xcool
Raven-Xwhat do you do there?
DarkonZeroI am a change person.
DarkonZeroBut I also get to open up the machines to give people credits or something.
Raven-Xoh so you exchange people's beat up dollars for change?
DarkonZeroYeah.
DarkonZeroAnd also unjam coin slots in the games.
DarkonZeroI saw this one guy get 4th place in the Star Wars Trilogy game.........he was intense.
DarkonZeroNever broke concentration.
Raven-Xwhoa
Raven-Xthat's is a pain in the ass to play
Raven-XI always lose
DarkonZeroHe got a rank of Admiral.
DarkonZeroHe actually completed it.
Raven-Xis there an ending sequence?
DarkonZeroI can't remember.
DarkonZeroWait...
DarkonZeroNo...there isn't.
DarkonZeroAll it does is show the scores.
Raven-Xthat sucks
Raven-XI want an ending sequence, like in Bass Fishing
Raven-Xor House of the Dead 2
DarkonZeroHehehe....
Raven-Xsure it was lame
Raven-Xbut who cares
DarkonZeroI was watching this person play a game called "Savage Quest".
DarkonZeroYou play as a T-Rex and eat things.
Raven-Xheh cool
DeRaptorSounds fun.
Raven-XI wonder if that game is at Gameworks yet
DarkonZeroNot at the one in Vegas.
Raven-Xfor some reason, the arcade games, aren't arcade games
DarkonZeroWell...at least I don't think it is.
DarkonZeroDamn Gameworks is too expensive.
Raven-Xwhat happened to games like Pac Man, Ms-Pac Man, ASteroids, sheesh
Raven-Xwell I pay 12 bucks for unlimited credits for 2 hours
DarkonZeroThe arcade I work at has Ms. Pac-Man.
Raven-Xso I get a good deal
Raven-Xthat's cool
Raven-Xhowmuch are they willing to sell it?
DarkonZeroMan....I saw some people enthralled in that game.
DarkonZeroThey wont sell it.
Raven-Xdamn it
Raven-XI guess it's too good of a game
DarkonZeroThey still got a game called "Raiden".
Raven-Xwell I need to go now, good bye
DarkonZeroBye Raven.
Raven-Xgoody bye everyone
Raven-Xheh
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DarkonZeroHmmmm......the topic....it's disturbing.....yet...I'm compelled to know.
DarkonZeroto want to know, that is.
DarkonZeroYet again.....I'll have nightmares.
DeRaptorheheheheh.
DeRaptorShoulda asked Melt while he was still here.
DarkonZeroBut......or make that butt.........the answer is best left a secret from me.
DeRaptorthis is true.
DeRaptorIt has to do with Loc's various perversions, really.
DarkonZeroOh.
DarkonZeroThat'll explain alot then.
DarkonZeroNow...for the nightmares.
DeRaptorwon't it?
DeRaptorI think it's less disturbing than things he was saying later...
DarkonZeroBut still......that's Loc.
* DeRaptor wonders what's in the water in England anyway.
DarkonZeroAnd we know how disturbing he'll get.
DarkonZeroWell.....we know the water in England lack floride.
DarkonZerolacks even
DarkonZeroWait....
DarkonZeroThat was low of me.
DarkonZeroBut that's me.
DeRaptornot very
DeRaptorhoo well.
DarkonZeroI would get lower....but then I'd be in Hell.....where Bob wants me to be.
DeRaptorBut that's where Bob lives, I thought...I mean, he IS Satan.
DarkonZeroWel...I guess he wants a "friend" there.
DeRaptorheh...ugh.
DarkonZeroPersonally.....I think Bob is a good guy.....who just doesn't wanna show it.
DarkonZeroBut....if Bob is truly evil......oh well.....he's still fun to talk to.
DeRaptorMaybe he's a good guy and insidious evil is just a hobby.
DarkonZeroYup...everyone needs a hobby.
DarkonZeroAnd he chooses being evil.
DeRaptorSeems odd, but I guess that's Bob.
* Sound request: can't find 'manosbob.wav'
[DeRaptor SOUND]
DarkonZeroYup....that's our evil flower we call Bob.
DeRaptorI guess Anon thinks he's evil through and through, but, well, Anon gets what he deserves.
DarkonZeroYeah...Anon will get more taunting from us.
DeRaptorMWAHAHAHAHAH!
DarkonZeroAll I gotta say De is that you ARE evil.
DeRaptorthank ya!
DarkonZeroNo prob.
* DeRaptor remembers Bob's tinking of Crow.
DeRaptorWait...maybe he IS evil.
DeRaptorDamn him!
DarkonZeroWell.....Bob "tinks" of Crow alot.
DarkonZeroI used it before...I'll use it again!
DeRaptor*grumble grumble*
MepitansI AM BACK!
DarkonZeroWB.
Mepitansbut I am looking for another game
DeRaptorHey kuku
DarkonZeroNOW RUN!
DarkonZeroAnd oncce again.....I laid the conversation to rest.
DarkonZeroSorry......teehee.
* DeRaptor digs up the conversation and...erm...puts its brain in a diseased cat.
DarkonZeroGreat.....I gotta go through "The Plague" again.
* DeRaptor walks the conversation around on a leash and lets it scratch up mars.
DarkonZero<Mars> Awww...OW!
DarkonZeroHmm.....full moon still out.
* DarkonZero hugs everyone.
DarkonZeroThere.
DarkonZeroI feel better.
DeRaptoroof.
DarkonZeroNow....
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DarkonZeroI repeat.....
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DeRaptorno.
Mepitans4[Couch Burners Inc.]4/14$null4[4/14$null4[/143:384[/143.33 MB
DarkonZeroAwww......why no...er....neevermind.
Mepitans4[Couch Burners Inc.]4/14Reel Big Fish4[4/14Hungry Like The Wolf4[/143:384[/143.33 MB
* DeRaptor bites 'ku instead.
* Mepitans pokes De in the Eye
* DeRaptor pokes Mepitans in the eye.
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* Mepitans pokes De in the Eye
* DeRaptor pokes Mepitans in the eye.
* Mepitans pokes De in the Eye
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* Mepitans pokes De in the Eye
DarkonZeroOh.....I see...*wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*
* DeRaptor pokes Mepitans in the eye.
* Mepitans pokes De in the Eye
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* Mepitans pokes De in the Eye
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* DeRaptor pokes Mepitans in the eye.
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* Mepitans pokes De in the Eye
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* DeRaptor pokes Mepitans in the eye.
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* DeRaptor pokes Mepitans in the eye.
DeRaptoroh, sheeeieet.
DarkonZeroHAHAHAHAHA!
* Mepitans pokes De in the Eye
* Mepitans pokes De in the Eye
* Mepitans pokes De in the Eye
MepitansMuaahahahh!
DeRaptor*** Remote is OFF
Mepitanshehehe
Mepitanslaaaaaaaalalala
MepitansI am so bored
MepitansWhy was Prom here yesterdaY?
MepitansDeeeeeDEEEEEEEEEEE
MepitansYou uploading?
DeRaptorno...think I'm gonna do it tomorrow morning...face hurts.
Mepitansok
DarkonZeroHope ya feel better soon De.
MepitansYeah
DeRaptorthank ya
MepitansThose are the Grunka Lunkas
MepitansGrunka Lunkas
MepitansGrunka Lunkas
MepitansGrunka Lunkas
Mepitans4[Couch Burners Inc.]4/14KoRn4[4/14Falling Away From Me4[/144:264[/146.09 MB
MepitansKoRnhehehe
Mepitansmorons
DarkonZeroWho is?
DarkonZeroI know I am.
MepitansYeah thats who I was talking about
DarkonZeroThanks..
DarkonZero:)
MepitansNo problem
DeRaptorfef
DarkonZeroFEF!
MepitansI was the first person with a quoter!
MepitansCOPY CATS!
MepitansAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
DarkonZeroHey...I don't have one.
Mepitans7,2Quote 663: <Rogue Santa> I was playing Chrono Trigger and for a gag I thought I'd give all the characters Lab name....Crono was me, Robo was Atlas, Frog was Dave, Lucca was Jerel, and Marle was cathy....thats as far as I've gotten so far.. <The North Polo> I think Frog should be Atlas. <The North Polo> Frog's the older, less attractive Cleader.
DarkonZeroI'm not into that fad.
Mepitans7,2Quote 663: <Rogue Santa> I was playing Chrono Trigger and for a gag I thought I'd give all the characters Lab name....Crono was me, Robo was Atlas, Frog was Dave, Lucca was Jerel, and Marle was cathy....thats as far as I've gotten so far.. <The North Polo> I think Frog should be Atlas. <The North Polo> Frog's the older, less attractive Cleader.
Mepitans7,2Quote 441: <chuchudda> porno...........now thats a job I could really "get into" <Merlyn> Well it stiff competion
Mepitans7,2Quote 11: <Jerel> it's not a spo...oh never mind...i will NOT get sucked into this! <TheCrow> I know it is fake <Goku> It's fake!!!!!!!!!!!!! <Goku> Ahgggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *** Goku (stop@lcm108.zbzoom.net) has left #anime
Mepitans7,2Quote 639: * DeRaptor breakdances. <Locdog07> Wow, broke her spine clean in half. * DeRaptor opens the trapdoor underneath Loc and he falls into the Bad Punitentiary. <Locdog07> AHHHHH- oh, hi Crow. She put you down here too?
Mepitans7,2Quote 698: * The North Polo is reeeeeeeally reassured. You log into Altavista, click on the How To Prepare For Y2K..... And it pulls up a blank page.
Mepitans7,2Quote 257: <Raven-x> how about Pikachu in the City, where he gets into hillarious situations, like wondering into a Gay Bar or an S&M club <Locdog07> Pikachufeld.
Mepitans7,2Quote 705: <Polo> "I knew going into the movie that is was a train wreck. I just wanted to know how many cars it was."
Mepitans7,2Quote 441: <chuchudda> porno...........now thats a job I could really "get into" <Merlyn> Well it stiff competion
Mepitans7,2Quote 648: * Jai hops into the only bed with TOM <TOM2822> are you male or female? <Jai> male <TOM2822> NOOO! <TOM2822> get out <TOM2822> OUT OUT OUT!
Mepitans7,2Quote 565: * Art Turkey grabs Time Magazine, and opens up to page 53! * Art Turkey flashes it to Henry, revealing a picture of Clinton in a bathing suit! *** Henry was kicked by Art Turkey (Ouch........Thats gotta leave a mark.....)
Mepitans7,2Quote 587: <Kou Aidou> Marge, you don't understand, I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line! And I'm not out of order! You're out of order! The whole freakin' system is out of order! You want the truth? YOU WANT THE TRUTH?!?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! Because when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo, that was your best friends face! Forget it, Marge! It's CHINATOWN!!
MepitansclINTOn
Mepitans!!!
Mepitans7,2Quote 565: * Art Turkey grabs Time Magazine, and opens up to page 53! * Art Turkey flashes it to Henry, revealing a picture of Clinton in a bathing suit! *** Henry was kicked by Art Turkey (Ouch........Thats gotta leave a mark.....)
Mepitans7,2Quote 615: <Goku> Several employees of a large (un-named) aerospace company decide to rob a bank on their lunch hour (Figuring that the police would never look for them at the plant). Of course, they forgot to remove their ID badges while they were robbing the bank! (And I thought wearing mine into the grocery store was embarrassing.)
Mepitans7,2Quote 418: * BobIshmael breaks down into rears.
MepitansLOL!
Mepitanshehehe
MepitansBob was so mad when I quoted that
* DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like TV's Frank!
* /sound: unable to play 'frank.wav'
DeRaptoroh, wow!
Mepitanshehehehhe
Mepitans7,2Quote 184: *** BobIshmael changes topic to 'Ackey /adj/: relating to, or being of "ACK!"'
Mepitans7,2Quote 738: «DeRaptor» Bob, are you gay? «BobIshmael» I took the test, but I won't hear back from the Gay Council until next month.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"I Die, You Die"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Gary Numan14,16,0.6,0
Mepitans7,2Quote 44: <ItIsTheCambotWhoIsMad> BobIshmael--$2.50. DeRaptor--$3.99. Goku--$3.64. Lyrics to Mr. Roboto--Priceless. Some things can't be bought, but for everthing else, there's American Express...unless you're Locdog.
Mepitans7,2Quote 195: <Timmyling> Boring. Me leave. Me leave now. *** Timmyling has quit IRC (Timmyling) <BobIshmael> 'ling seems to think we care.
Mepitans7,2Quote 530: <BobIshmael> If they say no, just go anyway. They'll be proud that you're asserting your independence.
Mepitans7,2Quote 640: <BobIshmael> Just Bob, for men.
MepitanslOL!
MepitansTheres the other one
Mepitansehhehehe
MepitansJeeze
MepitansBob is trying to tell us something
DeRaptoroh my!
DeRaptorI think he...WANTED Anon to be gay, non?
MepitansHEheheh
DarkonZeroAnon IS gay.
Mepitans7,2Quote 713: *** ShinyBob changes topic to 'CallipyG is a control freak and a self-righetous pinhead.' *** Timmyling changes topic to '<MeltingMan> CallipyG rocks out with his cock out.' *** CallipyG changes topic to 'CallipyG is a control freak and a self-righetous pinhead.'
Mepitans7,2Quote 721: <ShinyBob> Doesn't a swing, by definition, go both ways? <MeltingMan> Not if you put a huge brick wall behind it. <ShinyBob> Then it doesn't swing... <ShinyBob> It's more of a... sit.
DeRaptoryikes.
Mepitans7,2Quote 44: <ItIsTheCambotWhoIsMad> BobIshmael--$2.50. DeRaptor--$3.99. Goku--$3.64. Lyrics to Mr. Roboto--Priceless. Some things can't be bought, but for everthing else, there's American Express...unless you're Locdog.
Mepitans7,2Quote 184: *** BobIshmael changes topic to 'Ackey /adj/: relating to, or being of "ACK!"'
Mepitans7,2Quote 193: <MSTAnon> 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196 <Goku> mmmmm pi * BobIshmael smacks Ku. <BobIshmael> No puns. <Goku> but it's all I'm good for! <BobIshmael> "KU! AH! GOOD GOD NOW! WHAT IS HE GOOD FOR?"
Mepitans7,2Quote 178: <BobIshmael> I like me. <BobIshmael> I'm so modest.
Mepitans7,2Quote 192: <BobIshmael> And Canada is America, despite what Canadians say.
Mepitans7,2Quote 713: *** ShinyBob changes topic to 'CallipyG is a control freak and a self-righetous pinhead.' *** Timmyling changes topic to '<MeltingMan> CallipyG rocks out with his cock out.' *** CallipyG changes topic to 'CallipyG is a control freak and a self-righetous pinhead.'
MepitansHEheheh
Mepitans7,2Quote 713: *** ShinyBob changes topic to 'CallipyG is a control freak and a self-righetous pinhead.' *** Timmyling changes topic to '<MeltingMan> CallipyG rocks out with his cock out.' *** CallipyG changes topic to 'CallipyG is a control freak and a self-righetous pinhead.'
Mepitans7,2Quote 516: <BobIshmael> Hmm.. I just need to come up with a decent design for the shirt. <BobIshmael> 'cause I figured I could sell "Smoking is Cool" shirts to all my smoking friends and everyone else's smoking friends. <Goku> How about "Smoking is cool" on the front, and a smilyface smoking on the back <BobIshmael> You don't want royalties or anything, Ku? <BobIshmael> <Goku> No.
* DeRaptor wishes to no longer hear about CallipyG rocking out with his cock out.
DarkonZeroHAHAHAHAHA!
Mepitans7,2Quote 235: Bob Ishmaels' Profile: Bob was an agent with the NSA and was part of "Operation: PEZ," with superspy, back in '87. superspy blew their cover by wearing a t-shirt that read "We're spies," in giant letters. Despite Bob's suggestions, superspy has yet to change his handle to subtlespy. After the Soviet Union collapsed, Bob wwas laid off. Mr. Ishmael was forced to free-lance sabotaging, it probably would have been better if someone had p
DeRaptorDamn Bob and his puppets.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"I'm An Agent"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Gary Numan14,16,0.6,0
Mepitans7,2Quote 560: <BobIshmael> "It's always funny until someone gets hurt... <BobIshmael> and then it's absolutely friggin' hysterical!"
Mepitans7,2Quote 809: <DeRaptor> Poll is now open for: should Manos send everyone his picture of Bob breast-feeding N? Type !yes or !no to vote. <Timmyling> !fortheloveofgodno
Mepitans7,2Quote 181: -LadySea- [Global Notice] Happy Birthday Jenna <BobIshmael> -> *ladysea* Can you wish me a Happy Unbirthday? I'm so lonely and my life would certainly be brighter if you would grant this one Unbirthday wish. Please? I'll give you shiny bottlecaps and such.
Mepitans7,2Quote 418: * BobIshmael breaks down into rears.
Mepitans7,2Quote 559: <Goku> Bob, can you suggest a band please? <Shrapnel> Rammstein. <Shrapnel> Or classical.
Mepitans4[Couch Burners Inc.]4/14Destinys Child4]/14The Writing On The Wall (1999)4[4/14Say My Name4[/144:304[/146.20 MB
Mepitans7,2Quote 181: -LadySea- [Global Notice] Happy Birthday Jenna <BobIshmael> -> *ladysea* Can you wish me a Happy Unbirthday? I'm so lonely and my life would certainly be brighter if you would grant this one Unbirthday wish. Please? I'll give you shiny bottlecaps and such.
Mepitans7,2Quote 192: <BobIshmael> And Canada is America, despite what Canadians say.
Mepitans7,2Quote 347: <Goku> *** newbie (newbie@2-834.newbie.net) has joined #Deep13 *ventures* to www.solbase.com <newbie> WHAT THE HELL!!! I AM GONNA KILL THE OWNER OF THE SITE FOR NOT HAVING IT UP!!....or I could zoom some rooms and look for cyber sex <Lodovik> So what? I say that all the time <Goku> you say you're gonna zoom and look for cyber all the time?
Mepitans7,2Quote 575: <Goku> Quote: <exogen> There's a channel on DALnet called #!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!100%_hardcore_gordita_sex! * MeltingMan goes away to get a gordita. Brb. *** MeltingMan has quit IRC (IncredibleMeltingMan melts away) *** MeltingMan (Incredible@ppp-080105.hfx.cstone.net) has joined #Deep13 <MeltingMan> I know what you're thinking. Not to have sex with it, though. BBL *** MeltingMan has quit IRC (IncredibleMeltingMan melts away)
Mepitanstee heee
Mepitans7,2Quote 659: <Goku> Annoying people are very flamable
Mepitans7,2Quote 129: <Goku> yeah! SciFi phone sex comercials! <Fuuko> Sweet
Mepitans7,2Quote 581: *** Henry sets mode: +o Henry *** Goku was kicked by Henry (L8er @sshole HEN IS GOD) *** Henry was kicked by Henry (L8er @sshole HEN IS GOD) (Just goes to show how how smart Henry really is)
Mepitans7,2Quote 369: <superspy> you know, people on events are getting more and more touchy every day <Goku> who were you talking to? <superspy> the folks in #sliders <superspy> evidently they don't like being told the show sucks
Mepitans7,2Quote 264: <SaiyanTigerKitty> Vegeta gets killed by Frieza I;m gonna CRY! LoL <Goku> he doesn't die! gets sent to the next dimension!!
Mepitans7,2Quote 717: <Goku> ' is the Enter buttons bitch
Mepitans7,2Quote 660: <Goku> See, I have shiny undies <Goku> They shine!
Mepitans7,2Quote 231: <Goku> I need some Nyquil damnit! <Aurora> Nyquil? <Goku> to sleep <Aurora> I thought that was cough medicine <Goku> could be
Mepitans7,2Quote 106: <Goku> search hookers...yeah thats the one. <Cassius> gquote, search hookers <Goku> No quote containing hookers were in my file. <Goku> awww <Goku> I need a quote with hookers in it * Cassius sighs, and goes to put on his makeup
DeRaptor'ku loves his hookers.
Mepitansand blackjack
DarkonZeroBut mostly the hookers.....
MepitansYup
Mepitans2,11Quote Added: «DeRaptor» 'ku loves his hookers. 9«7Mepitans9» 7 and blackjack «DarkonZero» But mostly the hookers.....
Mepitanshmm
Mepitans7,2Quote 818: «DeRaptor» 'ku loves his hookers. 9«7Mepitans9» 7 and blackjack «DarkonZero» But mostly the hookers.....
DarkonZeroIt's missing something.......
DarkonZeroThat certain "zing".
DeRaptorAnd the whipped cream, with licorice.
* DarkonZero goes to get some Mrs. Dash.
* DarkonZero returns....
MepitansWho's Mrs. Dash, she sounds kinky
* DarkonZero sprinkles some of the Mrs. Dash on the quote.
Mepitans7,2Quote 544: <Kim_Le> I think Goku and DeRaptor are actually the same individual talking to himself. <DeRaptor> Hey! How'd you know! * DeRaptor smacks 'ku. <DeRaptor> OW!
Mepitans7,2Quote 544: <Kim_Le> I think Goku and DeRaptor are actually the same individual talking to himself. <DeRaptor> Hey! How'd you know! * DeRaptor smacks 'ku. <DeRaptor> OW!
Mepitans7,2Quote 818: «DeRaptor» 'ku loves his hookers. 9«7Mepitans9» 7 and blackjack «DarkonZero» But mostly the hookers.....
Mepitans7,2Quote 818: «DeRaptor» 'ku loves his hookers. 9«7Mepitans9» 7 and blackjack «DarkonZero» But mostly the hookers.....
Mepitansonly yhose two
Mepitansthose
DarkonZeroYHOSE!
DarkonZeroY'hoser!
MepitansHEhehe
DarkonZeroSearch for more immoral words.
Mepitanssuch as?
DarkonZeroI dunno...you chose.
DarkonZeroBring up those quotes!
DeRaptorbooze
Mepitansnone
DarkonZeroB..DOUBLE O..Z..E! BOOZE!
DarkonZeroHow about...."cantancerous".
Mepitans7,2Quote 693: *** Kestrel changes topic to '`%%, `%%, `%%, -=Come in the room within ten minutes, and Kestrel will rub your face between her breasts.=- `%%, `%%, `%%, '
Mepitans7,2Quote 809: <DeRaptor> Poll is now open for: should Manos send everyone his picture of Bob breast-feeding N? Type !yes or !no to vote. <Timmyling> !fortheloveofgodno
Mepitans7,2Quote 809: <DeRaptor> Poll is now open for: should Manos send everyone his picture of Bob breast-feeding N? Type !yes or !no to vote. <Timmyling> !fortheloveofgodno
Mepitans7,2Quote 651: * Deraptor hides under the...(sees Goku) sofa. Not couch. Really.
Mepitans7,2Quote 809: <Deraptor> Poll is now open for: should Manos send everyone his picture of Bob breast-feeding N? Type !yes or !no to vote. <Timmyling> !fortheloveofgodno
Mepitans7,2Quote 771: «Polo» You know, I bet these NFL graphics would look OK if I were extraordinarily drunk. «Polo» And what football fan isn't by this point?
Mepitans7,2Quote 763: «exogen» EXOGEN LIKES ELITE PORNOGrapHY INCLUDING PICTURES OF HIS MOM SHOVING A «exogen» OH YEAH SHE SHOVES A VIBRATOR IN IT
Mepitans7,2Quote 651: * Deraptor hides under the...(sees Goku) sofa. Not couch. Really.
Mepitans7,2Quote 371: <Deraptor> dominion, events' version of an aoler room.
Mepitans7,2Quote 544: <Kim_Le> I think Goku and Deraptor are actually the same individual talking to himself. <Deraptor> Hey! How'd you know! * Deraptor smacks 'ku. <Deraptor> OW!
Mepitans7,2Quote 750: «Sonic» AOL version 5.0: The crappiest just got crappier!!!
Mepitans7,2Quote 202: <raptor> sorry, i thought the image of dumping on the modem was funny. <Fuuko> Yeah...truly worthy of South Park...
Mepitans7,2Quote 119: <Brylin> imagine masturbating with one of those chinese finger traps! <Haloflux> surgeon generals warning: may result in amputation
Mepitans7,2Quote 818: «Deraptor» 'ku loves his hookers. 9«7Mepitans9» 7 and blackjack «DarkonZero» But mostly the hookers.....
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DarkonZeroDAH!
MepitansAHHHH!
DarkonZeroHmmm......search for me quotes.
Mepitans7,2Quote 268: <DarkonZero> We even had a seminar about sexual harrassment....I broke every rule so far.
Mepitans7,2Quote 442: <Goku> I'm sick like Nixon was sick <Goku> My defeated heart keeps beating on <Goku> I won't die, like Chuckie won't die... <DarkonZero> Oh...I thought you meant...reffering yourself as "Tricky Dick".
Mepitans7,2Quote 212: <DarKrow> what's a feeb?! <DarkonZero> It's like a dolt...but worse.
Mepitans7,2Quote 443: <DarkonZero> Your band? <BobIshmael> Are you calling me a liar? <DarkonZero> Bob....you already proved that point. <BobIshmael> True, but why do you assume that I'm not in a band?
Mepitans7,2Quote 268: <DarkonZero> We even had a seminar about sexual harrassment....I broke every rule so far.
Mepitans7,2Quote 444: <DarkonZero> Many girls were "Touched By An Ishmael" and he is now wanted for molestation.
Mepitans7,2Quote 444: <DarkonZero> Many girls were "Touched By An Ishmael" and he is now wanted for molestation.
Mepitans7,2Quote 443: <DarkonZero> Your band? <BobIshmael> Are you calling me a liar? <DarkonZero> Bob....you already proved that point. <BobIshmael> True, but why do you assume that I'm not in a band?
Mepitans7,2Quote 442: <Goku> I'm sick like Nixon was sick <Goku> My defeated heart keeps beating on <Goku> I won't die, like Chuckie won't die... <DarkonZero> Oh...I thought you meant...reffering yourself as "Tricky Dick".
Mepitans7,2Quote 733: «DarkonZero» I smell
Mepitans7,2Quote 268: <DarkonZero> We even had a seminar about sexual harrassment....I broke every rule so far.
DarkonZeroHmmm...I DO smell.
Mepitans7,2Quote 733: «DarkonZero» I smell
MepitansHehe
DarkonZeroGreid seems to have the most quotes of me.
DarkonZeroAnd I feel honored.
Mepitansgonna heat food up brb
DarkonZeroOkey dokey!
Mepitansjust got an apple instead
DarkonZeroAh....
DarkonZeroMan....my pseudo-band really sucks.
DarkonZeroDarkon & The Zero are failures.
DarkonZeroThe Zeros even
Mepitanshmm
DarkonZeroThey haven't been able to come up with a new song in a month or so.
DarkonZeroI guess "Proto" will establish D&TZ's as a one-hit wonder band.
Mepitansneed
Mepitanscomic
DarkonZeroHeheheh....
Mepitanshttp://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=285678294 "I have an idea on how I can sell this....call it stupid!"
DarkonZeroHehehehe....
DarkonZeroYes...you too can have the "Stupid" Nerf Triple Strike gun.
DarkonZeroAnd it whistles too!
DarkonZeroWOOHOO!
MepitansEYAH
DarkonZeroItem category: Crap people bought then had second thoughts.
Mepitanslol
DarkonZeroI gots me a Koosh Vortex gun.....and I love the thing.
Mepitans4[Couch Burners Inc.]4/14Primus4[4/14Bob4[/147:274[/144.27 MB
DarkonZeroA friend bought it for me....well since I bought him booze.
DarkonZeroWe got drunk and shot each other with the guns he bought.
DarkonZeroHmmm...I guess De decided on bed.....or she woulda been back by now.
Mepitansyup
Mepitanshehe
DarkonZeroThat damned Jose Quervo Tequila was pretty damn good.
DarkonZeroBut remember......never get drunk with friends and shoot each other with Koosh guns......it leads to stupidity.....or...well.....yeah, just stupidity.
DarkonZeroBut it was also fun.
Mepitansyup
DarkonZeroMan....I had to look up websites that had a list of drinking games......I found an MST3K one.
DarkonZeroBut it's outdated.
DarkonZeroUnless you own old ps.
DarkonZerops to eps
Mepitansreboot
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MepitansHalf Life bye
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DarkonZeroWB.
DarkonZeroWell......g'night room.
DarkonZeroSay goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.!
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*** Topic is '<MeltingMan> WHY IS EVERYONE IN MY BUTT!'
*** Set by DeRaptor on Sun Mar 19 23:28:17
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DarkonZeroHekko!
Cal-CroweDZ!
* Cal-Crowe looks at the topic
DarkonZeroDon't ask me.
Cal-CroweI'm SO glad I'm not in here after 10 on weekdays
Cal-Croweor Sundays
DarkonZeroHehehehe....
Cal-CroweFirst thing I'll ask MM when he walks in is "Why is everyone in your butt?"
DarkonZeroHeheh....if he comes.
DarkonZeroHe's on ICQ.
Cal-Croweheh
Cal-CroweCan you belive that South Park The Movie got an oscar nomination???
DarkonZeroYeah....Crap film of the year.
Cal-CroweI wish they lost one oscar...
Cal-Crowethe one SP would getr
Cal-Crowe-r
DarkonZeroI'll brb.
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PeeredCalPeer must be killed....wait...no...tortured first...
DarkonZeroAssassinated.
DarkonZeroDid you ever e-mail your ISP about the problem?
PeeredCalYes
DarkonZeroAnd?
PeeredCalI'm about to check my email seeing if I got a reply
PeeredCalNo reply...
PeeredCalWell, it's not as bad
PeeredCalEver since I sent the email, the peering was not as often
DarkonZeroBut they should have let you know that they'll fix the problem.
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Cal-Crowe2Hmmm
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Cal-Crowe2Oh great....two ghosts
Cal-Crowe2one ghost
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Cal-CroweDZ, would you happen to have an Uzi?
DarkonZeroNope.
Cal-CroweDarn.
Cal-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <BobIshmael> And Canada is America, despite what Canadians say.
Cal-CroweWhat about a nuclear bomb?
DarkonZeroNope.
Cal-CroweAn Assault Rifle?
DarkonZeroNope.
Cal-CroweA tommy gun?
DarkonZeroNope.
Cal-CroweA knife?
DarkonZeroWait.....uh.....nope.
Cal-CroweA sheet of paper?
DarkonZeroNope.
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Cal-Crowe2Do you have a stone?
DarkonZeroNope.
Cal-Crowe2Any blunt objects?
DarkonZeroNope.
Cal-Crowe2What do you have?
DarkonZeroNothing....
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DarkonZeroJESUS!
Cal-CroweWhat do you have?
Cal-CroweWhere?
DarkonZeroYou gotta find your own help man.
Cal-CroweI tried
Cal-CroweDo you have anything I could use?
Cal-CroweI gotta get peer before he gets me again
DarkonZeroI HAVE NOTHING!
Cal-CroweWAAA!
* Cal-Crowe finds a huge rock and throws it at peer
* Cal-Crowe sees peer's head fall off
Cal-CroweHAHAHA VICTORY!!!
Cal-CroweDZ?
Cal-CroweYou there?
DarkonZeroYeah.
DarkonZeroI'm looking at game sites.
Cal-CroweCool
Cal-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Qrow> where the phuque is sentroid...
DarkonZeroI feel like winning prizes today.
Cal-CroweMe too
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Cal-CrowePeer. Why?
DarkonZeroI dunno.
Cal-CroweGeez...
Cal-CroweAs soon as I got back on peer got me
Cal-CroweEllijay.com needs to leave me alone
Cal-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <MSTManos> I think since omega did that to CG, we should be allowed to nuke him. <CallipyG> hehe <CallipyG> i think so too <MSTManos> Yep. <MSTManos> <Kitana> no. nukes are bad. one nuke = k-line <MSTManos> <Kitana> k-line for all of you <MSTManos> <Kitana> nuking is not a right it is a privelege <MSTManos> <MrB> You are evading a nuke <MSTManos> <Lodovik> NUKES MAKE ME NUTS JUGGLE! <MSTManos> <omega> waht is a nhuke?
Cal-Crowewaht is a nhuke?
DarkonZeroBOOGA!
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DarkonZeroWB.
Cal-Crowehuh?
Cal-CroweOh...
DarkonZeroWeenie.
Cal-CroweFeeb
DarkonZeroWeenie!
Cal-CroweFEEB!
DarkonZeroWEENIE BEENIE!
Cal-CrowePOOPEY PANTS!
DarkonZeroPARTY FARTY!
Cal-CroweHAM HOCKS!
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DarkonZeroHAHAHAHAAH!
Cal-Crowe2got peer?
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Cal-Crowe2Did you hear that?
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DarkonZeroI got it already.
Cal-Croweoh
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DarkonZeroWell...I'm gonna go for now...later.
DarkonZeroSay goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.!
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*** Topic is '<MeltingMan> WHY IS EVERYONE IN MY BUTT!'
*** Set by DeRaptor on Sun Mar 19 23:28:17
DarkonZeroWOOOO!
DarkonZeroHEKKO!
Cal-CroweHere comes "Fur Elise" in the style of Jimi Hendrix
Cal-CroweDZ!!!
Cal-CroweDEEZEE!
DarkonZeroCEEPEE!
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DarkonZeroEr...
DarkonZeroCEECEE!
Greidanushey
Cal-CroweBRB
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Greidanuswant a neat midi?
DarkonZeroHmmmm.....
* DarkonZero is not sure.
DarkonZeroHmmmm.....
DarkonZeroMaybe some other time.
Greidanusit's not that epona.mid one, I'll tell ya that
DarkonZeroYeah.......but still.
GreidanusI won't annoy ya with it, you're welcome to move it to another directory
DarkonZeroUh.....suuuuuuuuuure.
DarkonZero:)
DarkonZeroOk...I'll take it.
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* DarkonZero falls asleep.....
DarkonZero*SNORE*
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DarkonZero*SNORE*
* DarkonZero wakes up!
DarkonZeroWHA!!?!?
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DarKrowHeylo
DarKrowICQ keeps spitting out on me
Greidanushmm...
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DarKrowWhat?
DarkonZeroI knew it....
DarkonZeroDAMN YOU GREID!
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*** DarKrow sets mode: -s
DarKrowYou've got Mail
DarKrowIt's Not Spam
DarkonZeroANTI-SPAMMERS UNITE!
DarKrowI finally DeFragged today
DarkonZeroYou fragged De?
DarkonZeroWith what weapon?
DarkonZeroRocket launcher..?
DarkonZeroRailgun?
DarkonZeroWhat?
DarKrow...
DarKrowDeFragged my Hard Disk
DarKrowtwit
DarkonZeroYou fragged De?
DarkonZeroWith what weapon?
DarkonZeroRocket launcher..?
DarkonZeroRailgun?
DarkonZeroWhat?
DarKrowTwit
DarKrowI ran Defrag on my Hard Disk
DarKrowwhattamoron
DarkonZeroGeez...like I didn't know.....dumbass.
DarKrowByte me
DarKrow00101010
DarkonZeroIf ZI kept going...you would heve written a book just to explain what defragging is.
DarkonZeroZI!
DarkonZeroHEVE!
Cal-CroweOK
Cal-CroweI got a new mid
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DarKrowZI!
DarKrowI am a knight who says ZI!
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Greidanusbut I like NI!
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DarKrowZI!
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DarkonZeroAnd if it's DK...you know it's gonna be pathetic.
DarkonZeroj/k
DarKrowcan we forget the friggin jar jar sounds!
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Greidanusugh
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DarkonZeroCal.....cut it with the gas, ok! SHEESH!
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Cal-Crowehehe
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GreidanusHEY!@
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* DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like TV's Frank!
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GreidanusDK, couldja kick him for me?
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DarKrowlater...
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Cal-CroweHEHEHE
DarKrownone of that
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DarKrowGreid accept the file
DarkonZeroAnd it t'was pathetic.
DarKrowsorry
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DarKrowBut i've got a bit of a cold
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Greidanuswhat file??
Cal-CroweDoes anyone know the IBM site with the robot voice thing?
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DarKrowSTOP!
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DarKrowSTOP!
Cal-CroweHA
DarKrowGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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Cal-CroweACK!
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GreidanusHail DarKrow, the idiot Cal is dead!
Cal-CroweNo I'm not
DarKrowYEAH!
Cal-CrowePPPPBTH!
Greidanusheehee
Greidanusfunnt!
DarKrowdamn
* DarKrow unplugs Cal-Crowe's modem
Cal-CroweHmmm
Cal-CroweOh darn
* DarKrow gets fud
* Cal-Crowe hits DK and returns to his laptop
Cal-CroweFudd?
DarkonZeroFEWD!
Cal-CroweElmer Fudd?
DarkonZeroFEEWD!
DarkonZeroEr...
DarkonZeroFEWWD!
Cal-Crowe<DarKwo> KILL THE WABBIT!
* DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like TV's Frank!
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Greidanushehe
* DarKrow returns with a brownie
DarkonZeroGood one Cal.
DarKrowmmm
DarKrowbrownie
Cal-CroweDoes anyone know where that text-to-audio thing is on ibm.com ?
Greidanusit says brownie
DarkonZeroSo....DK likes eating Girl Scouts.
Greidanusheehee
DarkonZeroWait...that doesn't sound right.
Cal-Crowe<DawKwow> Yum..bwonie
DarKrowno it doesn't
DarkonZeroThat was wrong....completely wrong of me.
* DarKrow punches DZ
DarKrowdamn right!
* Greidanus snickers
DarkonZeroBut still....DK likes eating Girl Scouts.
GreidanusI think it was perfectly timed
DarKrowI prefer girls closer to my age...
DarKrow15 or 16
DarkonZeroYeah.....suuuuuure.
Cal-CroweDoes anyone know where that text-to-audio thing is on ibm.com ? (Repart)
* Greidanus tosses in a couple ditzes from her school...
DarKrowno
DarKrowGAH!
Cal-CroweI Gtta find it
DarKrowDIZTY GIRLS!
DarKrowNOOOOOOOO!
DarkonZeroCC....there is one on Microsofts site.
Greidanusand you're a putz!!
GreidanusWOO! I SUCK!
DarKrowI like semi-sane women
DarKrowthat are smart and reasonably good looking
DarKrowa rare combination
Greidanusplus, there's not that much meat on 'em... anorexics too
DarkonZeroDK wants to go out with a stupid girl.
* DarKrow muses "Why are the pretty ones always so dumb?"
GreidanusI'm ugly, but smart... I guess
DarKrowI prefer gilrs with a little bulk
Cal-Crowewww.putz.comn
DarKrowI dunno
Cal-Crowewww.putz.com
DarKrowdo you have a pic?
DarKrowoh shit
Greidanusyeah
DarKrowI sounded just like a newbie!
DarkonZeroI like any girl that interests me.
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* Cal-Crowe slaps DarKrow around a bit with a large trout
DarKrowcould you DCC it to me?
DarKrowOW!
Cal-Croweeveryone help!
Cal-CroweSLAP DK!
* Cal-Crowe slaps DarKrow around a bit with a large trout
DarKrowPlease!
* Cal-Crowe slaps DarKrow around a bit with a large trout
* Cal-Crowe slaps DarKrow around a bit with a large trout
* Cal-Crowe slaps DarKrow around a bit with a large trout
DarKrowI deserve it
* Greidanus knocks DK upside the head with a large-mouth bass!
* Cal-Crowe slaps DarKrow around a bit with a large trout
DarKrowOW.
DarKrowThanks
* Cal-Crowe slaps Cal-Crowe around a bit with a large trout
* Cal-Crowe slaps DarKrow around a bit with a large trout
Greidanusyou're welcome
DarKrowPlease, sir may I have another!
Greidanussure!
DarKrowhit me
* Greidanus plucks DK's feathers
* DarKrow slaps DarKrow around a bit with a large trout
DarKrowow!
DarKrowok that's enough punishment
Greidanusheehee...
* DarKrow re-grows feathers
* Greidanus gets that devious look in her eyes
Cal-Crowehaha
* Greidanus plucks DK's feathers as they grow
DarKrowuh oh
* Cal-Crowe slaps DarKrow around a bit with a large trout
DarKrowGAH!
* DarKrow flies into the rafters
* Greidanus continues plucking
DarKrowowie
Cal-CroweHAHA
* Cal-Crowe slaps DarKrow around a bit with a large trout
DarKrowSTOP!
DarKrowSTOP!
* DarKrow gets a proton pack
DarKrowdon't make me use this
* Greidanus continues plucking...
DarKrowdon't force me to use it!
Greidanusd'oh!
* Greidanus stops
DarKrowthank you
* DarKrow turns it off and puts it back.. but not out of reach
* DarkonZero starts plucking DK.
Greidanusheehee
DarkonZero*PLUCK*
DarkonZero*PLUCK*
DarkonZero*PLUCK*
Greidanusdah... gotta be going
DarkonZeroBye Greid.
Cal-Crowebi\
Greidanusbinary? okay
DarKrowbye
DarKrowOW!
Greidanus0010100110
DarKrowDZ!
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* Cal-Crowe picks up greid
Cal-Crowehehehe
DarkonZeroCC is trying to tell us something.
* DarKrow gets the proton pack and aims it at DZ's head
* DarkonZero continues plucking.
DarkonZeroWait........
DarkonZeroUh......how the hell do you get a frickin' grip of the "weapon".
DarkonZeroYou got frickin' wings.
DarkonZeroYou frickin' dufus.
* Cal-Crowe pours glue on DK
DarKrowIt's the net
DarKrowwho cares
DarKrowGAH!
Cal-CroweHOT GLUE
DarkonZeroI'm frickin' outta here......later.
* DarKrow flies over to the shower and washes it off
DarKrowgah1
DarkonZeroMe! I disconnect from you...all!
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*** Topic is 'We are making this channel non-secret so we can show we're not afraid of Spammers. All channels UNITE AGAINST SPAM!'
*** Set by DarKrow on Mon Mar 20 16:40:40
DarkonZeroHmmm....
MeltingManHiya DZ!
DarkonZeroHekko!
MeltingManHow are you>
MeltingMan?
DarkonZeroUh...I'm fine...and you?
MeltingManI'm cheerful for no reason.
DarkonZero*Pssst....hey kids, MM's high again.*
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DarkonZeroYes...you sure are a happy poopie....er...Droopy..
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DarkonZeroI got that one.
MeltingMank
DarkonZeroMan...playing Half-Life in a third person perspective was hard.
DarkonZeroBut I gots some pretty good screenshots.
DarkonZeroAnd now to do some of my magic with those screenshots.
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TimmylingHey DZ.
DarkonZeroHey Ling.
TimmylingMmm.
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DarKrowHi All
DarKrowbak
TimmylingMmm.
DarKrowhey Ling
DarKrowHey DZ
DarKrowHey Melty
DarkonZeroHeyyo!
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DarKrowGTG
DarKrowbye all
MeltingManAdios!
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TimmylingMmm.
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DarkonZeroAnd now.....silence.....please hold.
MeltingManHold what?
DarkonZeroI dunno....just hold.
DarkonZeroSHEESH/
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* DeRaptor leaps into #Deep13 via a perpendicular universe.
DarkonZeroHekko De.
DeRaptorhello nuttyfolks.
MeltingManHey there, De.
TimmylingHey De.
* MeltingMan watched that Titus show a while ago.....it has some clever writing....but more laugh track than anything else. Laugh tracks are evil...
MeltingManImagine Malcolm in the Middle with a laugh track.....that's what Titus is like.
* DeRaptor remembers laugh tracks...and shudders.
DeRaptorI bet laugh tracks are Bob's doing.
MeltingManYeah....
DarkonZeroI had a laugh track once...then it got tired of the stupid jokes and walked out.
MeltingManLaugh tracks never get tired of stupid jokes....they don't even need jokes!
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DeRaptorThey just need to tell stupid people when to laugh.
MeltingManSometimes I think the laugh tracks are laughing at the viewer for watching crappy TV shows.
TimmylingI see Titus as a cross between two other, better FOX shows--Family Guy (Flashbacks) and Malcome in the Middle (Zany but Heartwarming Comedy) but geared towards 40-year-olds.
DarkonZeroUh...are you sure that stupid people know whatlaughing is?
TimmylingMalcome?
TimmylingMalcom.
TimmylingI predict a slow and painful death for it.
MeltingManHeheh...Family Guy is all flashbacks and movie parodies....they must write those first and then try to make some sort of story to explain how they happen.
TimmylingHeh.
MeltingManAnd they end up with pure pain in between those parodies....
TimmylingUsually.
TimmylingBut that breast exam with the Cheeto was freakin' hilarious.
MeltingManI missed that....I haven't seen Family Guy in ages.
TimmylingI've seen 3 episodes at best...I'm missing and have missed all the good shows--The Critic, MST, Futurama, and Family Guy.  All are dead or dying,
Timmyling,?
Timmyling..
MeltingManI wouldn't call Family Guy a good shwo.
DeRaptorAnd the evil spectre of Herzog hangs  over them all.
MeltingManshow, even.
TimmylingAnd why not?
MeltingManBecause it usually isn't funny...
TimmylingMmm.
* DeRaptor waits for 'ling and MM to FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
DarkonZeroFIGHT!
MeltingManThe most appealing character is a baby that wants to kill his mother.
TimmylingDuckman!  I forgot Duckman.
DeRaptorheheheh...baby that wants to kill his mother...
TimmylingDuckman is another great by Klasky-Cuspo, whose recent work sucks big time.
MeltingManAnother?  What other great did they have?
TimmylingRugrats.
TimmylingWell, the old eps.
MeltingManYou like Rugrats?
DarkonZeroCuspo?
TimmylingThe new ones are unbearable.
MeltingManCsupo
DarkonZeroI thought it was Csupo.
TimmylingHowever you spell his dumb name.
MeltingManI like the theme to Mike, Lu, and Og
TimmylingWhat's wrong with liking Rugrats?
TimmylingIt was the only funny thing on TV for a while.
MeltingManWhen was that?
TimmylingEarly 1990's.
* MeltingMan points to Ren and Stimpy and growls...
* MeltingMan also points to MST3K
TimmylingGood too.  MST is the exception.
DarkonZeroThe early Ren & Stimpy eps were good....but the later ones started the downfall into suckiness.
MeltingManyeah.....but we're talking EARLY 90's...
* DeRaptor gets some muzzles and stands around waiting to use them.
MeltingManJohn K. was there when 'ling's refering to.
DarkonZeroTrue.
TimmylingI'm talking late early '90s.  1992 to 1994.
MeltingManWell....I'll point to The Simpsons.
TimmylingGood also.
TimmylingNow sucky.
TimmylingMmm.
* DeRaptor scratches her head with a foot.
MeltingManThat was when The Simpsons hit it's stride...some of the best episodes came in that period of time...
TimmylingYup.
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TimmylingIts.
Qrowhi
* MeltingMan waits for the Monty Python theme.
QrowIts official...
Timmyling<MeltingMan> That was when The Simpsons hit it's stride...  It's its.
QrowDK is the gayest person alive...
MeltingManOh.....excuse me!
DeRaptorPoor Qrow, he was aiming for that title!
DarkonZeroMM...Ling likes pointing out grammatical errors from time to time.
TimmylingSo what if I do?
MeltingManQrow and DZ can be queen and.....queen of gayness!
DarkonZeroDZ?
MeltingManDK, even
MeltingManHeheh.....but I forgot about you and T.
DarkonZeroDOH!
DarkonZeroYou're gonna get it!
* DarkonZero gets out his ATOMIC DEATH RAY!
* DarkonZero uses his ATOMIC DEATH RAY on MeltingMan ! He got 'em good!
DeRaptorAdded quote 0,1<Qrow> Its official... <Qrow> DK is the gayest person alive... <DeRaptor> Poor Qrow, he was aiming for that title! <MeltingMan> Qrow and DZ can be queen and.....queen of gayness!
* MeltingMan dies an atomic death.
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* Qrow didn't mean to start a whole gay conversation...
DarkonZeroWell...you did.
MeltingManYeah....Queerow.
DarkonZeroAnd what are you gonna do about it?
TimmylingWhatcha gon' do?
TimmylingHuh?
TimmylingWhatcha gon' do?
QrowIll show you what i'm gunna do...
MeltingManHe's going to paint my house!
* Qrow slaps DarkonZero around a bit with a large trout
TimmylingPfft.
* Qrow slaps Timmyling around a bit with a large trout
DarkonZeroHA!
TimmylingPfft.
Qrowthere
Qrowhah!
* DarkonZero gets out his BIG CARTOON MALLET!
DarkonZeroDZ BONK!
* DarkonZero hits Qrow with his BIG CARTOON MALLET!
TimmylingLemme try this again...
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TimmylingWhatcha gon' do?
MeltingManGHOSTBUSTERS!
MeltingManWait....was that right?
TimmylingNo.
DarkonZeroHehehehe....
DarkonZeroAnd thus it ended.
DarkonZeroGood.
DarkonZeromoving on.
* Qrow blows everyone up now every one is dead so shut up!
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DarkonZero....
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TimmylingThe correct response(s) would have been "Do ya wan' git down?" or "When they come for you?"
Qrownow, de did you get those images done yet?
DarkonZeroAwwwwww......we need to get a funeral setup for oursleves.
TimmylingShe's dead.
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DarkonZeroOURSLEVES!
* DeRaptor is blown up.
TimmylingSleves.
DarkonZeroSLEVES!
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TimmylingSleves!
DarkonZeroSLEVES!
TimmylingWhatcha gon' do, Sleves?!
MeltingMan<Canadian film critic> She blew up real good, eh!  <Other Canadian film critic> Noooooooo....she blew up lame...
TimmylingHeh.
* Qrow tapes de back together and takes a blow dryer and blows all other ppl out the door and far far away never to return
DarkonZero<Sleves> Bite me.....each and every one of you, bite me!
TimmylingThat doesn't mean she's reanimated.
* DeRaptor makes Querrow casserole.
Qrowwell you guys are dead but yet you still speak and anoy me
DarkonZeroHmmmm....
DarkonZeroNow to flip that around.
* MeltingMan doesn't want to know what Queerow casserole is....
Timmyling<Italian Guy With Patented Ethnic Slur Accent> No, I vill nebber ve yewor tewl.
DarkonZeroWell Qrow....you're alive, but yet you speak and still annoy us.
DeRaptorIt's very finely chopped Querrow mixed with cheese and noodles and baked for 45 minutes.
DeRaptormmmmm-mmm!
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TimmylingMmm.
MeltingManAh......that's good....I think.
TimmylingI gotta go.
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MeltingManBye, 'ling!
TimmylingBye.
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DarkonZeroBye Ling.
DarkonZeroD'oh!
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DarkonZeroStill......is Ling telling us that UnitedChat has rules....or that it's awsome?
DarkonZeroEr...awesome evem
DarkonZeroEVEM!
MeltingManI think he means that UnitedChat is a dictator.
DarkonZeroAh....
DarkonZero<UnitedChat> ZIEG HIEL! <Anon> I'll go with that.
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MeltingManHeheheh.....
DeRaptorI think he means you can use UnitedChat to draw straight lines.
MeltingManPoor Anon.
MeltingManAha.
DarkonZeroOh....
DarkonZero<UnitedChat> I'm straight....REALLY!
DeRaptorAdded quote 0,1*** Timmyling has quit IRC (UnitedChat Rules) <DarkonZero> Still......is Ling telling us that UnitedChat has rules....or that it's awsome? <MeltingMan> I think he means that UnitedChat is a dictator. <DeRaptor> I think he means you can use UnitedChat to draw straight lines.
DeRaptorheehee
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DeRaptorsoooo
DarkonZeroWeeeelllll.
* DarkonZero kills countless amounts of time.
DarkonZeroDamn.
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DarkonZeroAnd just like that....with a quote and a "hehehehehehe", De managed to kill the conversation.
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* MeltingMan looks at Qrow....
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DarkonZeroHekko Cam.
MeltingManHey there, Cambart
TheCambotHekko to you too, pal.
DarkonZeroHEKKO!
* DeRaptor kicks DZ.
DeRaptorHey Cam.
DarkonZeroOW!
DarkonZeroWha!?!?
DeRaptor11,2THE MAGICAL #DEEP13 QUOTER OF WONDER:2,11 <Raven-X> Guam is where Narcotics grow on trees, and every other person you meet is named Camacho
TheCambotYo.
MeltingManNoid.
TheCambotMan...launch.com is cool as heck.
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* MeltingMan visits www.heck.com
TheCambotAll other Internet radio ideas pale in comparison.
DarkonZeroI was at Launch.com earler....I found the weirdest name for a band...and forgot what it was though.
DarkonZeroearlier even
TheCambotMust not have been too weird then.
TheCambotMake your own Launchcast station.
DarkonZeroNope.
DarkonZeroAll I do is watch the music vids that I like.
TheCambotOnce you work with it a while and teach it that you don't like bad music, it turns into the epitome of your tastes.
TheCambotI've heard all sorts of new songs and artists I love and never heard of.
TheCambotThe best thing is, they have hundreds of albums, so anything you want to hear but haven't, you can just give it a 100 rating and they'll play it, and if you don't like it, you change the rating.
DarkonZeroWell.....with the Shoutcast server software that I got...I plan on starting a Shoutcast station.
TheCambotIt should be President!
TheCambotHmm...SHoutcast...that registers something.
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TheCambotTookatookatookatookatookatooka.
DarkonZeroHOONA IGNA CHOWA NEHA!
TheCambotHoiyahoiyahoiya.
TheCambotSmooga elka tambo.
TheCambotReechy-reechy-abeno-reveno-banaro-tem.
DarkonZeroWell...I gotta reboot this infernal machine I use to go online....bbl.
DarkonZeroMe! I disconnect from you...all!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
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Session Start: Mon Mar 20 20:01:36 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'We are making this channel non-secret so we can show we're not afraid of Spammers. All channels UNITE AGAINST SPAM!'
*** Set by DarKrow on Mon Mar 20 16:40:40
DarkonZeroWow....sure is lively in here!
Fenix209as in...
DarkonZeroWell....you make that choice.
DarkonZeroI'm not here to tell you.
Fenix209Hmm the people um 6 talkin' I've just joined.
MeltingManwb, DZ
* DeRaptor slaps Fenix209 around a bit with Joe Don Baker's undies.
Fenix209Stop that!!
Fenix209Aw man
Fenix209byw
Fenix209bye seeya
DarkonZeroOk.
DarkonZeroMayber next year.
Fenix209Yeh right...
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DarkonZeroOk...good for me.
DarkonZeroWell once again.....it must be me......that's why it's silent in here.
MeltingManYes..it's you!
DarkonZeroI knew it.
DeRaptorthat or the smell of my clotted gums.
DarkonZeroWell.....they'll heal soon.
DarkonZeroMe...I won't.
DeRaptorThey better.
DeRaptorwhat, do you have a big blood clot on you?
DarkonZeroNo......but I have many scars.
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DeRaptorah.
DeRaptorwell, you need to stay away from the woodchipper.
DarkonZeroTrue.
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* MeltingMan makes a short film on why it isn't safe to play in a woodchipper...
* DeRaptor lets her parakeets heckle it.
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* MeltingMan ponders "complaining-est" as an evil quality Mojo has....
* DeRaptor gets the defibulators and runs after the conversation.
DeRaptor11,2THE MAGICAL #DEEP13 QUOTER OF WONDER:2,11 <MeltingMan> WHY IS EVERYONE IN MY BUTT!
MeltingManAt least people aren't in my butt.
DeRaptorheheeh. just wait 'till Loc gets here.
DeRaptor11,2THE MAGICAL #DEEP13 QUOTER OF WONDER:2,11 * MeltingMan thinks De should quote "*DeRaptor is going nuts with this thing"...
DeRaptor11,2THE MAGICAL #DEEP13 QUOTER OF WONDER:2,11 <Raven-X> Guam is where Narcotics grow on trees, and every other person you meet is named Camacho
DeRaptor11,2THE MAGICAL #DEEP13 QUOTER OF WONDER:2,11 <DarkonZero> Wow.....everyone has to have a quoter.......it's the new mIRC fad.
DeRaptor11,2THE MAGICAL #DEEP13 QUOTER OF WONDER:2,11 <Locdog07> DeRaptor & Crow 4 Ever
DeRaptorhoo ha.
DeRaptor11,2THE MAGICAL #DEEP13 QUOTER OF WONDER:2,11 <MeltingMan> Is a DeRaptor like a malignant growth?
DeRaptoryep!
DeRaptorWell...I have malignant growths.
DeRaptor11,2THE MAGICAL #DEEP13 QUOTER OF WONDER:2,11 <Raven-X> so when I hear Paul Reubens go HA HA, he is really crying?
MeltingManAt least I haven't drawn a picture of a fat man popping DeRaptors on his butt like pimples.....
* DeRaptor shudders.
* DeRaptor throws pooping superheroes at Melty.
MeltingManPooperman!
* MeltingMan wonders what the Superfriend's bathroom in the Hall of Justice is like...
DeRaptorthey have sooper toilets.
MeltingManAh....they probably have toilet paper...that's even nicer than the quilted kind!
MeltingManOf course Aquaman can just wet his pants underwater.....and nobody cares.
DeRaptorooooooh
DeRaptorI bet they all have super diapers.
MeltingManYeah......they're super absorbant...
DeRaptorheehee
DeRaptorsooper pooper
DeRaptorI'm gonna go now.
DeRaptorbya.
MeltingMank
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DarkonZeroG'night....I'm outta here.
DarkonZeroSay goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
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