#Deep13_20000316.log

Session Start: Thu Mar 16 00:00:00 2000
DarkonZeroSome public access stations are only available through antenna.
Mepitanslike the one on the daily show the religious guy was talking then looked up and a guy was tehre and said "oh you're going to come here huh, well I have a little present for you you bastard" then he opened his briefcase and took a gun out and ran off camera then it went to a technical dificulty sign
DarkonZeroHehehehehe....
MepitansDid you see that one?
DarkonZeroYeah.
MepitansI was laughing so hard
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Locdog07gotta go guys
DarkonZeroBye Loc.
DeRaptord'oh. bye
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DarkonZeroI would be away now to watch Gundam Wing....but I'll watch it while on IRC.
DarkonZeroSo far....Gundam Wing is one of the best giant mecha series I've seen.
DeRaptorhmmm
DarkonZeroSo....
DeRaptorstuff.
DarkonZeroThings.
DarkonZeroYou know what will make me feel better.....this....
* DarkonZero kicks De.
DarkonZeroThere....
Mepitanswoooooo
MepitansFIGHT!
MepitansFIGHT!
MepitansFIGHT!
* DarkonZero punches De...while she's not looking.
DarkonZeroI'm winning!
DarkonZeroWOOOO!
MepitansFIGHT!
MepitansFIGHT!
MepitansFIGHT!
DarkonZeroYou're gonna get it!
* DarkonZero gets out his ATOMIC DEATH RAY!
* DarkonZero uses his ATOMIC DEATH RAY on DeRaptor ! He got 'em good!
DarkonZeroOk....I'm tired......I'm feelingtoo better.
DarkonZeroAnd if I keep going...the thrill will fade.
DarkonZeroThough it's a really cheap thrill.
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Session Close: Thu Mar 16 00:33:54 2000
Session Start: Thu Mar 16 00:34:21 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '12www.deep13.org <Mars> Qrow be a foo.'
*** Set by Sentroid91 on Wed Mar 15 23:32:01
Mepitanswb
DarkonZeroWow....who knew that Peer was on her side.
DarkonZeroThankee, Meps.
DeRaptorhoo ha! My peer!
DarkonZeroPeer likes De!
DarkonZeroPeer likes De!
* DeRaptor holds Darkon upside down in the toilet for 15 minutes.
DarkonZeroThanks De.
DarkonZero:)
DarkonZero*BLURP*
* DeRaptor drops Darkon in and flushes.
DarkonZeroWEE!
DarkonZero*BLURP*
DarkonZeroAhhh.....De truly hates me.
DarkonZeroAnd that's gratitude.
DarkonZeroTrue gratitude.
DeRaptorHow's the weather down there?
DarkonZeroWet....
DarkonZero*BLURP*
DeRaptoroh yeah. would figure.
Mepitans4[Couch Burners Inc.]4/14DJ Keoki4[4/14Speed Racer (Remix)4[/144:144[/143.88 MB
DarkonZeroWould you like to experience that weather, De?
DeRaptornnno.
* DeRaptor runs.
DarkonZeroOk...
* DarkonZero goes spelunking in the toilet.
DarkonZeroDamn....it sure is wet in here.
* DarkonZero quits spelunking.....
DarkonZeroHmmm....what's that smell?
DarkonZeroDe...let a fluffy!
DarkonZeroGEEZ!
DarkonZeroGosh.....what did you eat, a skunk?!?!
DarkonZeroWell....with that said.....g'night you two. I'll see ya later.
DarkonZeroSay goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
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Session Close: Thu Mar 16 00:52:35 2000
Session Start: Thu Mar 16 20:55:42 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '<DeRaptor> jopjuopjkop['
*** Set by Locdog07 on Thu Mar 16 22:15:51
Locdog07Byeee.
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DarkonZeroHekko!
Locdog07hiya DZ
MeltingManHey, DZ!
DarkonZeroZorak was nude...and he had a rather large mosaic covering his area.
Locdog07heheh, oooooh!
* Locdog07 grins
Locdog07Do you have pictures?
DarkonZeroNo...
Locdog07damnit.
DarkonZeroI just saw on tonights Brak Show.
Locdog07oooooh.
DeRaptorI gotta get off for a sec.
Locdog07k
MeltingManIt's on again tomorrow...no more info please....
* DeRaptor o_Os at Darkon and runs.
DarkonZeroOk.....
Locdog07heheh
MeltingManI haven't seen it.
Locdog07Bye De.
DarkonZeroSorry MM.
MeltingManAdios, De
DarkonZeroGodspeed De.
MeltingMansokay
Raven-Xbye
Raven-Xau revior
Locdog07Godspeed? God is high?
Raven-Xheheh I spoke the lanuage of the traitor Loc
Locdog07Well, he had to be, if he gave us free will.
DarkonZeroYes....God is the one that created it.
MeltingManHere he comes here comes Godspeed Racer!
Raven-Xlanguage
Locdog07heheh
Locdog07Mach-a-God-God
DarkonZeroSatan X.....
MeltingManHe wouldn't be a demon on wheels, though....would he?
MeltingManHeheh
MeltingManHeheh
Raven-XGod God God SPeed RACER
Raven-Xoops thats sung to the tune of power rangers
Locdog07"Son-in-seven-days-I-am-going-to-make-the-world-haha!" "but-dad-you'll-never-make-it-haha!" "Just-watch-me-haha!"
* DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like TV's Frank!
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Locdog07"Curse-you-Godspeed-Racer-I-shall-make-another-world-in-much-faster-time-than-yours-haha! In-the-process-I-shall-sabotage-your-world-and-give-it's-inhabitants-free-will-haha!
Locdog07"Not-so-fast-haha!"
Locdog07"I-already-finished-in-only-six-days-haha!"
Locdog07"What-how-is-that-possible-haha?"
DarkonZeroHehehehe....
Locdog07"Easy-haha! I-gave-my-inhabitants-free-will-in-the-first-place-and-they-did-the-rest-for-me-haha!"
Locdog07"Oh-foiled-again-haha! Still-I-bet-your-world-sucks-haha..."
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Locdog07"Who-cares-haha? I'm-God-haha! I-say-what-sucks-and-what-does-not-haha!"
Locdog07"I-am-not-amused-haha."
Locdog07The end.
Raven-X"stop-haha-with the haha-haha"
Locdog07Ha-ha!
DarkonZeroHAHA!
Raven-XHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
* Locdog07 wishes he still had speeddexter.wav
DarkonZeroHmmmm....I'm gonna try and look for wavs of Fast Driver.
Locdog07heh
Raven-Xcool
MeltingManI have it...on my other computer....I'll send it over tomorrow.
Locdog07"Son-what-have-you-done-haha? You-let-those-humans-crucify-you-haha!!!" "Father-forgive-them-for-they-know-not-what-they-do-haha..."
Raven-Xso MM you think the secodn one is freakier than the last one?
Raven-Xor more bland?
* Locdog07 spins the offending party's head off so fast that it travels back in time
* Sound request: can't find 'spinhead.wav'
[Locdog07 SOUND]
* Locdog07 thinks you want the time travel spinning head!
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MeltingManjust a sec...still need to look at the second
MeltingManheheh...they're both freaky.
MeltingManCool, though
Raven-XI admire the uncle character, he gives opinoins on abortion honestly
MeltingManHeheh
Raven-X"THAT BITCH WILL BURN IN HELL FOR THIS" -Uncle
* Locdog07 spins the offending party's head off so fast that it travels back in time
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
MeltingManHeheheheh....which episode was that from?
* Locdog07 thinks you want the time travel spinning head!
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
Locdog07Curling Flower Space
Locdog07(Jerry Springer)
MeltingManAh...I don't know them by those bizarre titles.
Locdog07heh
Locdog07Mmmm...MMMMMMMM...suck it in, Ghost, and prepare to die!
Locdog07"Not while I'm alive!"
Raven-Xheh
* Locdog07 is worried about his memorizing the eps of SG he has
MeltingManI'm sorry 'bout the sound quality....they were recorded on a different VCR....not one of the two I use to dub.  So the sound gets a little degraded.
Locdog07Except when there's an American word :P
Locdog07ah
Locdog07Well.
MeltingManHeheh...
Raven-Xit's pretty bad when someone memorizes Jerry Springer episodes
Locdog07Ummm...
Locdog07yeah
* Locdog07 wonders who does that
* Raven-X hopes no one does
MeltingMan"You *bleeeeeeeeeeeeep* with your ho ass *bleep* and bitch!"
Locdog07heheheh
MeltingManI watches Springer today...the crowd started chanting "ho"....after they were done Jerry said "Meeeeeeeeerry Christmas"
MeltingManWatched, even
Locdog07heheheh
Raven-Xlol
Raven-Xthat's funny
* Locdog07 remembers once seeing Jerry walk briskly across the stage and then say "Heh, people complain that I'm too scared to go near my guests..."
Raven-XI want to see one episode where a guest kicks Steve's ass
Locdog07Steve?
MeltingManMy favorite Springer guest is "Blimp the Pimp"....he weighed over 400 pounds and...
MeltingManSteve had crackers!
Locdog07ugh
Raven-Xheehehehe
MeltingManHe wouldn't keep his shirt on....or his toungue out of his mouth.
MeltingManHe's been on the show twice.
* Locdog07 kicks the evil people on Napster who went let him get songs
MeltingManHmmm....yah....I needs to start using Napster...
Locdog07yep
MeltingManI've got it...I'm just not using it right now....it disconnects pretty easily it seems.
Locdog07yeah
*** jasoN is on IRC
Locdog07I just want some songs from LSOH and they won't give :P
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* jasoN jasons in
[jasoN SOUND]
Locdog07hey 'soN
jasoNpop.
DarkonZeroHekko N!
MeltingManWAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!
jasoNWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!
Raven-Xyou think I should try chatting with my DC?
Locdog07Your Dreamcast won't talk to you. It hates you.
Raven-Xok then I will not
Raven-Xheh
Locdog07heh
Raven-XOmegah: je je
Raven-Xoooooooooooooohhhhhhhh Sword of Berzerk came out for DC today
Locdog07hmmm
* Locdog07 wonders if Berzerk wants his sword back
Locdog07Berzerk? More like Ber-JERK!
Raven-Xdamn my mouse is locking up
Locdog07ugh
Raven-Xdon't you hate that, when it happens to you?
Locdog07yep
Raven-Xmaybe I should buy that Intelmouse
Locdog07Maybe.
Raven-Xonly problem is it's 60 bucks, I'm planning on buying a Gb Xchanger
Raven-Xwith that money
jasoNwhat's a Gb Xchanger?
Locdog07It lets you exchange your Gbs, duh.
* Sound request: can't find 'returnofthekillertomatoes.wav'
[jasoN SOUND]
jasoNahh, thanks pop
jasoNyou're so wise
Raven-Xyeah literally
Raven-Xit exchanges the rom file from the PC to a blank cartridge hooked up to the GB Xchanger
Raven-Xor vice versa
jasoNahh
jasoNthat's cool - where do you get one?
Raven-XEngland
Locdog07Yay!
Locdog07My place!
Raven-Xthey don't sell it in the united states so you have to buy it from a company overseas
jasoNengland?!
* Locdog07 grins
Raven-XMarideangames.com I think
jasoNnothing good can come of that!
Locdog07My country is so cool.
Locdog07HEY!!!
jasoNhehe
Raven-Xoops I misspelled it
Locdog07The home of your father should not be dissed so, jas.
Raven-Xhttp://www.madeiragames.com/
jasoNwhy not?  i dis anything and everything associated with bob, and he's my mom
jasoNyou think you have privelages?
Locdog07Yes, but that's because he's Bob.
Locdog07Think about it.
DarkonZeroDamn....I can't find a single site with anything associated to Ultracity 6060.
jasoNpoor DZ, wanna cookie?
Locdog07heh
DarkonZeroNO!
Locdog07Awww.
* Locdog07 hugs DZ
* jasoN gives DZ a cracker then
DarkonZeroMTV SUCKS!!!!!!!
jasoN(it's laced with poison..shhhh)
* Locdog07 eats the cracker
DarkonZeroMmmmm.....poison.
DarkonZeroYUM!
Raven-Xanyway the thing I want will cost 100 pounds, which is I think around 150 american dollars
Locdog07Wow, DZ can taste what I'm tasting.
Locdog07his mouth must somehow be involved with mine.
DarkonZero.....
jasoNpounds..pft..damn confusing british monetary system
Raven-XMTV has no flavor
DarkonZeroYou ate my craker.....
Raven-Xit's all washed out with rap
Locdog07The rest is up to your imagination.
DarkonZeroMTV cancelled a great variety cartoon show.
Locdog07Whassat?
DarkonZeroWhich had Ultracity 6060.
DarkonZeroCartoon Sushi was the show.
jasoNpoor DZ, wanna cookie?
Locdog07Ah.
Locdog07Never heard of it.
* Sound request: can't find 'returnofthekillertomatoes.wav'
[jasoN SOUND]
Raven-Xhey Loc, do you ENGLISH people use 120 volts, or 220?
Locdog07220.
Raven-Xdamn, now I have to buy a converter
Locdog07I can do something you can't do without cutting and pasting. :P
Locdog07£
Locdog07£ocdog07
Raven-XI think I wrote down the number for that
jasoNyeah, well i can do..this!  6
Locdog07...great
* jasoN cheers
Locdog07I'm proud of you 'soN
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* DeRaptor leaps into #Deep13 via a perpendicular universe.
Locdog07Heya De.
DeRaptorMee back.
* DeRaptor kicks Mars. Dickweed.
Raven-XWhoa this si a freaky character Å
jasoNspeaking of aardvarks, hi de
*** Locdog07 sets mode: +o DeRaptor
MeltingManHi there, De!
Locdog07heh
DeRaptorAnybody here know anything about Perl?
Locdog07Who?
Raven-XPearl from The Scarlet Letter/
Raven-X?
DeRaptorNo. And not Forrester either.
jasoNi know ALOT about Perl
Raven-XPerl drums/
Raven-X?
jasoNwhat is it?
Locdog07Is this a person or...?
DarkonZeroProgramming language.
DeRaptorThe CGI language.
Locdog07Oh.
Locdog07No, I don't.
Locdog07Sorry.
Raven-Xperl, from a monty python movie?
DarkonZeroI want to learn Perl....but that'll take some time.
Raven-Xwhoa way out of my league
jasoNi invented perl, ask me anything
* DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like TV's Frank!
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Locdog07Yeah, Perl would never fall for you, Rave.
Raven-Xheh
jasoNi'll give you a BS answer, but please ask
Locdog07She's way out of your league.
Raven-Xheh
DarkonZeroPython is a programming language....and it uses certain Monty Python ref in the coding.
jasoNc'mob, ask me
Locdog07heheh
jasoN* please
jasoN* ask me
Raven-XI'm glad C++ is nice to me
jasoN* loc, i have said SURE
Locdog07heheheheh
DeRaptorheh...okay...um...my CGI book sucks...what's the format for calling a cgi script from an SSI command? AND how do I get the query string once there?
jasoNthat
jasoNdoh..
jasoNthat's easy!
Raven-Xthat's the answer?
DeRaptoryeah...well...I'm just startin' this...TELL ME!
Locdog07heh
jasoNyou just have to plugin your optional jasoNCard into any available port
Locdog07Stick a fish in your CD Rom, that'll help.
jasoNwhat?  you dont have one??
* DeRaptor flushes N down the toilet.
Locdog07heheh
DeRaptorYou dumb head.
jasoNsend me $99.95 and i'll hook you up
Raven-Xhmmmm do computers have a any key/
jasoNaiiiiiiiiii
Locdog07Well. There you go.
Raven-X?
Locdog07I know, you type /con/con, De.
* Sound request: can't find 'anykey.wav'
[jasoN SOUND]
Raven-Xhehehehe
jasoNonly british keyboards have an any key
Raven-Xdamn you birtish get all the good stuff
* Sound request: can't find 'returnofthekillertomatoes.wav'
[jasoN SOUND]
Locdog07teehee
Raven-Xincluding illegal pirating equipment
jasoNand crumpets
Raven-Xheh
Raven-XScrooges too
jasoNand really stupid TV shows that PBS shows
jasoNdamn PBS..
Raven-Xlol
jasoN2,15Quote:15,2 <KevinMurphy> I use the internet strictly for porn.
Locdog07heheheh
jasoN2,15Quote:15,2 * Sentroid91 would like to point out that he could really care less. <DarKrow> I care <DarKrow> I'm more importaint than you <DarKrow> cuz I'm me <Sentroid91> oh? <jasoN> i'm the impotantest of all <DarKrow> no <jasoN> DOH! <jasoN> hehe <jasoN> nobody read what i typed
DeRaptorYeah, he would.
Raven-Xjquote, search S&M
jasoN2Quote containing S&M:15,2<MSTAnon> S&M is good.
jasoNlol
Locdog07jquote, search jank
jasoN2Quote containing jank:15,2*** Locdog07 changes topic to '<omega> I haff ahn tongue off Brittishy Pears Mp3s ASSHOLE! i jank over them, so f**k you!' *** Tisher has joined #Deep13*** <Tisher> Hi guys... Please change you topic. I don't think it's appropriate for StarLink Locdog07 changes topic to 'Welcome to Tinkly Winkly Pinky Dinky World! I love you!'
jasoNehhehe
DeRaptorHim and his little red robot just LOVE watching porn together...if you catch my drift.
Raven-Xheh
Locdog07D'oh!
DeRaptorwait...little red robot sounds like a euphemism...DANG!
Locdog07You eediot.
DeRaptorjquote search Tisher
DeRaptorjquote, search Tisher
jasoN2Quote containing Tisher:15,2*** Locdog07 changes topic to '<omega> I haff ahn tongue off Brittishy Pears Mp3s ASSHOLE! i jank over them, so f**k you!' *** Tisher has joined #Deep13*** <Tisher> Hi guys... Please change you topic. I don't think it's appropriate for StarLink Locdog07 changes topic to 'Welcome to Tinkly Winkly Pinky Dinky World! I love you!'
jasoNyou know de, when i modify this conversation to include "robot areas" you have noone to blame but yourself
DeRaptoryum.
Raven-Xhehehehe
* Locdog07 is jealous of Kevin's read robot
* DeRaptor kicks N>
Locdog07red robot
MeltingManjquote, search lala
jasoN2Quote containing lala:15,2<JediKat> yes...he is....special.. <JediKat> SPECIAL * JediKat looks at jas <jasoN> so would you say i'm special? <JediKat> at a special time <JediKat> i think...i think...i think jason is special * JediKat knows that mastermind1787 is not srecail <jasoN> hehe <jasoN> srecail <JediKat> specail rather <JediKat> shut up jas * JediKat fwaps jas while saying lalala
Locdog07D'oh
MeltingManjquote, search po
Raven-Xomegah janks over brittishy spears mp3s?
jasoN2Quote containing po:15,2<Timmyling> Did the zoomer ask if you were a girl? Because he asked me that. Poor...um...idiot. <Timmyling> My reply: Yes, but only on Saturdays.
DeRaptorjquote, search little red robot
jasoN15No quote containing 2little red robot 15were in my file.
DarkonZeroWait....
DarkonZero<jasoN> you know de, when i modify this conversation to include "robot areas" you have noone to blame but yourself
DarkonZero<DeRaptor> yum.
MeltingManjquote, search gay robot
jasoN15No quote containing 2gay robot 15were in my file.
DarkonZero?????
DeRaptorAAACK!
* DeRaptor kicks Darkon.
Locdog07jquote, search burp
jasoN15No quote containing 2burp 15were in my file.
MeltingManjquote, search gay
jasoN2Quote containing gay:15,2<ManEatingElf> so its not gay, its retarded? <Wookieegirl> gay = retarded <Wookieegirl> I have a bad vocabulary <Wookieegirl> hehe <ManEatingElf> I always knew there was something fishy about the Special Olympics <ZillaJoe> hey now Handicap people have an ecuses elf whats yours <ManEatingElf> shitload of coal for you, Zillaboy
DeRaptorjquote, search robot
jasoN2Quote containing robot:15,2<superspy> Sonic The Russian? <Goku> Yeah, you have to collect the communist symbols <superspy> Strangely enough, Dr. Robotnik has kept his name the same
Locdog07heheh
MeltingManjquote, search eye
jasoN2Quote containing eye:15,2* Epona yawns * jasoN throws a marshmallow into Epona's open mouth * Epona spits marshmallow into jasoN's eye
DeRaptorjquote, search  robot
jasoN2Quote containing robot:15,2<superspy> Sonic The Russian? <Goku> Yeah, you have to collect the communist symbols <superspy> Strangely enough, Dr. Robotnik has kept his name the same
DeRaptordarn
MeltingManjquote, search Crow
jasoN2Quote containing Crow:15,2*** BriaT has joined #StarWars <BriaT> big crowd tonight <jasoN> yes <Jolak> I feel mischevious today. <Iasis> yeah <jasoN> we're all here to watch Yoda strip <jasoN> she promised <Jolak> lol <Yoda> O_O <Harpy Dragon> Wow.....
Locdog07jquote, search bot
jasoN2Quote containing bot:15,2<superspy> Sonic The Russian? <Goku> Yeah, you have to collect the communist symbols <superspy> Strangely enough, Dr. Robotnik has kept his name the same
MeltingManjquote, search Servo
jasoN2Quote containing Servo:15,2<jasoNic> Cam you dirty bastierd! <jasoNic> how could you?? <Cam> Bastierd! <tomservox> fine i am fat bastired <MrMSTie15> This is really breaking down <tomservox> cams a fat bastired hee hee <Cam> I've been fishing all day, and now I'm bass-tired. <Locdog07> d'oh
jasoN15,2Quote added: 2,15 <jasoN> Quote: <KevinMurphy> I use the internet strictly for porn. <DeRaptor> Yeah, he would. <DeRaptor> Him and his little red robot just LOVE watching porn together...if you catch my drift. <DeRaptor> wait...little red robot sounds like a euphemism...DANG! <jasoN> you know de, when i modify this conversation to include "robot areas" you have noone to blame but yourself <DeRaptor> yum.
* MeltingMan laughs at Bastired
Locdog07!!!
Raven-Xwell I need to go now
Locdog07yum...
DarkonZeroBye Raven...
Locdog07Bye Rave.
* jasoN laughs so melodicly that he sounds like De singing
Locdog07We don't blame you.
[jasoN SOUND]
MeltingManHeheh..bye, Raven
MeltingManOh wow....
jasoNlater Raven
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* DeRaptor kicks N.
DeRaptorBAD!
* jasoN runs
MeltingManThat breath in the beginning is disturbing...
jasoNi a good boy!
* Locdog07 starts to sell Robot Area On A Stick
jasoNo_O
DeRaptorI did NOT say yum in response to your comment about robot areas, dammit!
* DeRaptor kicks Loc.
DeRaptorKnockitoffyou
MeltingManHehehehe
jasoNthat's not what DZ thinks..
* Locdog07 offers De a nice sticky Robot Area On A- oof!
jasoNme either
* DeRaptor breaths on Melty.
DeRaptor=e
jasoNloc either
DeRaptor+e rather
DeRaptordammit
jasoNmelty either
jasoNmars either
jasoNtisher either
DeRaptorI'd break my teeth on that anyway.
Locdog07That's the fun of it.
Locdog07See how many teeth fall out on your first bite.
Locdog07The record so far is 19.
Locdog07Try your luck!
Locdog07The special prize is a hefty Pork Butt.
jasoNafter the first round, the scores get lower though..
Locdog07heh
Locdog07Unless your teeth constantly recreate themselves.
Locdog07Fast.
Locdog07Or unless you wait about 2 years between bites.
Locdog07Which most people do, since they taste so skanky.
* MeltingMan ponders making a wav of the Pork Butts song...
Locdog07When they pass their sell by dates, for some reason, they're much tastier.
[jasoN SOUND]
* Locdog07 sells Robot Area On A Stick along with his special Dogs Meat
MeltingManI like weiners.
jasoNi dont know what you sound like normally iMM, but in every wav i have of you you sound like you're about to laugh
* Locdog07 sells weiners too
DarkonZeroPlay the sound where MM sounds like Norm MacDonald.
* DeRaptor grumbles about teeth and having to get her wisdom teeth out tomorrow and not liking the idea of being knocked out by drugs.
jasoNoh yeah..
jasoN15,2Quote added: 2,15 <MeltingMan> I like weiners.
DeRaptorwoah!
Locdog07De, aren't you always knocked out by drugs?
[MeltingMan SOUND]
Locdog07Isn't that why you're...the way you are?
jasoNshe is in college
DeRaptorI mean aside from that.
DeRaptorno I'm not.
jasoNreally?
Locdog07:P
* Locdog07 kicks jas
DeRaptornot right now.
jasoNguess i'm not well-informed
DeRaptorI'm EMPLOYEEED!
Locdog07She was expelled for being too stoned.
DeRaptorquiet.
jasoNnoone tells me anything
Locdog07They employed her to see how stoned she can get for money.
* jasoN cries
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*** Locdog07 is now known as Noone
* Noone whispers new information to 'soN
*** Noone is now known as Locdog07
*** Locdog07 is on IRC
MeltingManHe's a real no one man.....
jasoNshe did WHAT?!
Locdog07That sounded like a juicy one, 'soN
jasoNwow..
jasoNDe..you DID THAT???
* Locdog07 shakes his head at De
jasoNshame..
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* DarkonZero listens in....
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DarkonZeroBEJESUS!
MeltingManHeheh
*** Locdog07 has left IRC
*** Locdog07 is now known as Noone
NooneAnd the scars never healed.
*** Noone is now known as Locdog07
*** Locdog07 is on IRC
jasoNwow...
DarkonZeroOnce I had to go to a pychiatrist......
DarkonZeroIn school.
DeRaptorHa! I figured out my perl query WITHOUT ANY OF YOUUU! BLARGH!
jasoNit would have been easier with the jasoNCard
Locdog07Damn. I can not believe you did that.
jasoNso BLAAARGHG
DarkonZeroYes....jasoNCard is amazing!
* MeltingMan wishes he still had the BLARGH wav
jasoNfantastical!
DeRaptorIt just makes your computer smell like dead beavers.
* Locdog07 has a jasoNCard...it gets him into clubs.
jasoNeven the perverted ones
MeltingManYou need teeth to get into clubs.
Locdog07heheh
Locdog07Ho-ho-ho...no, forget it...I quoted that sketch last night
jasoNhohoho
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Locdog07shaddap.
MeltingManWhat's candycanes.wav ?
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* DeRaptor plays a random midi: 11,12weirdscience.mid
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DarkonZeroMM could be a Norm MacDonald voind "stand in".
DeRaptorwow
Locdog07hmmm...
DarkonZerovoice even
* Locdog07 wonders who this guy is
DeRaptormacdonald.
DarkonZeroVOIND!
Locdog07Uh-huh...who?
DeRaptorI watched him on Commie Central once and I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD HE WAS SAYING!
Locdog07Yikes.
MeltingManHeheh....he's canadian.
DarkonZeroNorm MacDonald is a comedian that has his own show.
*** jasoN is on IRC
Locdog07Maybe you were too stoned, De.
* Locdog07 points to the topic
MeltingManJohn Kricfalusi's canadian, too....I've heard him speak...he sounds a lot like Norm MacDonald.
* DeRaptor kicks Loc.
Locdog07d'oh
DarkonZeroThe topic shows how De can comprehend.
MeltingManHeheh
Locdog07heheh
*** DeRaptor changes topic to 'Locdog07 is stoned...oh, wait, no, word is he's going to GET stoned...got those rocks ready, people?'
* Locdog07 gives everyone the love symbol
MeltingManI liked the old topic better.
DeRaptorBWAHAHAHAH!
DeRaptorgrrrrrsomething
* Locdog07 lights up and falls down
* MeltingMan wonders what the "love symbol" is....
DarkonZeroYeah....the old topic was better.
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* jasoN jasons in
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DarkonZeroWB!
DarkonZeroWOOOO!
MeltingManWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!
Locdog07wb 'soN
jasoNthanks, suckas!
DeRaptorI think he means that peace symbol anime characters are always flashing in amatuer fan art.
MeltingManFlashing!?
* jasoN flashes everyone
DeRaptorummmm...oh no...now I've got them thinking about Sailor Moon mooning!
DarkonZeroOh....I saw another loan commercail with T in it...it was alot funnier...but I can't remember what was said.
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Locdog07No..uh...I didn't but...
jasoNMr.T rules!
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DarkonZeroDamn.....St. Patrick's Day is tomorrow.
DeRaptoryes.
MeltingManToday for me....technically.
DeRaptorAnd my gums get cut open by a scalpel tomorrow.
DarkonZeroLuckily I gots me some green shirts.
DarkonZeroDe...thanks for that info.
* Locdog07 cuts De's gums open with a scalpel to save time
MeltingManOh wow.....getting wisdom teeth removed?
Locdog07You should bite them.
DeRaptoryes.
DeRaptorWAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Locdog07Poor baby.
MeltingManCan I have them?
DeRaptorBAD EVIL DOCTORS WITH SHARP POINTY THINGS!
DeRaptorUmmm...if you want them.
Locdog07<Forrester> Hey! I only use those things on Frank!
DeRaptorI was planning on sacrificing them to Budjira.
DarkonZeroI gots me perfect teeth.
MeltingManOh....that's a better idea.
jasoNcan i have them?  i have a new voodoo kit o've been wanting to try out
jasoNi've
DarkonZeroO'VE!
DeRaptorHey!
* DeRaptor throws porcupines at N.
* jasoN catches them and passes them to DZ
DarkonZeroThanks!
DarkonZero:)
jasoNnp!
DarkonZeroWEE!
DarkonZeroOW!
DarkonZeroOW!
DarkonZeroWEE!
jasoNsounds like DZ is watching deliverance..
Locdog07heh
DarkonZeroI tried to watch that movie...
DarkonZeroBut I keep falling asleep.
jasoNit's really easy to watch if you've been a greaseman fan for a couple years
jasoNhe uses alot of sounds from that movie..so whenever i watch the movie i can't not laugh..people think i'm weird
DarkonZeroCan't not?
DeRaptorBut what else is new?
jasoNyup
DarkonZeroSo...you do laugh.
jasoNyes
DarkonZeroOk....had to get that straight.
jasoNsometimes i laugh so melodicly that i sound like De
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DarkonZeroDe regrets the day she called Bob's VMB with that in mind.
DeRaptoroh yeah.
* DeRaptor wonders why her sounds are working sporadically
jasoNso we can't look forward to any more songs, de?
DarkonZeroAt least it's not as bad as Cam....or even Sent.
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jasoNthey all have been known to induce nightmares..
DarkonZeroSent did a hell of alot of heavy breathing.
jasoNso i hear..
jasoN2,15Quote:15,2 <Yoda> hehe * jasoN reminds yoda she's supposed to try other laughs to break the "hehe" habbit <jasoN> hehe <Yoda> he haw <Yoda> teehee <Yoda> haahaaa <jasoN> lol <Yoda> harharhar <Yoda> hardyharhar <jasoN> *snicker* <jasoN> *chuckle* <Yoda> *guffaw*
* jasoN listens to an mp3 of Wall of Voodoo - Mexican Radio
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"TFC Techno Mix"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Lust For Armageddon14,16,0.6,0
jasoNi've been checking napster for tubeway army mp3s and have had no luck..know where i can get some?
DarkonZeroMe....
DarkonZeroIf I  rip my discs.
jasoNdid you make em?
DarkonZeroYeah...I always make my owm MP3s except for a select few.
DarkonZeroOWM!
jasoNi rarely ever make mp3s..usually i'll just listen to a CD..if i have an mp3 of something it's usually something i dont have on CD
DarkonZeroI'll rip my discs tomorrow......or a bit later...and I'll DCC some to ya when I see ya.
jasoNcool
jasoNnot too many, i'm a 56ker
DarkonZeroThe only Tubeway Army disc I don't have is "The Plan".
jasoNwhatever you think i'll like the best
jasoNif i really like em i'll dig up some CD's
jasoNbrb
DarkonZeroI'll send ya some of that songs I really like.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"CSI Theme Song"4,16,0 from the 6,014,1Crowbar Swinging Idiots14,16,0.6,0
jasoNinteresting..
* jasoN listens to an mp3 of Men Without Hats - Safety Dance
DarkonZeroThat's a cool song.
jasoN(i'm collecting mp3's from Dr.Demento's top 20 demented videos special that was on MTv back before they sucked
DarkonZeroI used to have a tape of Dr. Dememto's radio show.
DarkonZeroWhen I lived in Georgia...every Sunday night at 10....I hada tape set to go.
jasoNyou can get the orininal sindication CD's on eBay..some guy picks em out of the trash from a radio station and sells em
DarkonZeroHehehe...
jasoNyou can find anything on eBay..
DarkonZeroThere used to be a boxed set of the songs that Dr. Demento played.
jasoNyeah, i want to get that
* DeRaptor wants to get a prosthetic forehead. Can that be found on eBay?
DarkonZeroI might check the used CD stores or maybe even Tower.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Cars"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Fear Factory14,16,0.6,0
jasoNdamnit, i want an mp3 of Devo - Love Without Anger and i can't find one
* jasoN listens to an mp3 of They Might Be Giants - Don't Let's Start
DarkonZeroThe only Devo MP3 I've found is "Whip It"
jasoNi have "satisfaction"
jasoNthat rocks
DarkonZeroI would like to find a MP3 of Devo's "Beautiful World".
jasoNnever heard that one
DarkonZeroI guess I'll haveta buy the Devo CD's that I found over at the Virgin Megastore.
DarkonZero-' in CD's
jasoNi see about 3 of em on napster right now, DZ
jasoNgo for it
DarkonZeroDamn....the name of the store is false advertising!
* DeRaptor sees an mp3 of Devo's Speed Racer.
DarkonZeroI got a midi of Devo's Speed Racer.
jasoNyou know, devo's kinda cool
DarkonZeroN...you're a fellow Mutato!
jasoNdamnit, i want an mp3 of Devo - Satisfaction
* DeRaptor blinks in ignorance.
jasoNdoh..
* jasoN tapes DeRaptor's eyes shut
DeRaptorI see a few on napster right now, N.
* DeRaptor peels the tape off and duct-tapes jasoN's buttcheeks shut.
jasoNi hope the next mIRC comes with abetter copy/paste system
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Bombers (Original Version Clip)"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Tubeway Army14,16,0.6,0
DeRaptoryou dumb N!
jasoNme DUMB!
jasoNi'm helluva dumb, like T
DeRaptoryeeeees.
DeRaptorYou should quote yourself on that.
jasoNi'm helluva thirsty too..
*** DeRaptor changes topic to '<jasoN> me DUMB! <jasoN> i'm helluva dumb, like T'
jasoN15,2Quote added: 2,15 <DeRaptor> you dumb N! <jasoN> me DUMB! <jasoN> i'm helluva dumb, like T <DeRaptor> You should quote yourself on that.
jasoNyay.  i'm immortalized
DeRaptoryep
* jasoN throws some confetti in the air and blows a party favor
jasoNwoo.
* DeRaptor eats the goddamn confetti.
* jasoN listens to an mp3 of Camper Van Beethoven - Take The Skinheads Bowling
jasoNthat was made out of a shredded photograph...the photograph of YOU with Jack Palance at the premeir of "Craze"
DarkonZeroCAMPER VAN!
DarkonZeroWOOOOO!
jasoNwow, DZ you're kinda cool
DarkonZeroRemember...I grew up in the 80's too.
jasoNwoo, got another one!
* jasoN listens to an mp3 of Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper - Elvis Is Everywhere
DarkonZeroYEAH!
DarkonZeroWOOOOOO!
jasoNi see alittle bit of elvis in you, DZ!
jasoNyou too De
jasoNMM too
jasoNnot locdog though
jasoNhe's too british to have any elvis in him
DarkonZeroI was gonna apply at the local FAO Schwartz to be an Elvis impersonator......why a toy store needed one....I have no idea.
DeRaptorttthankyaverymuch.
* DeRaptor grumbles that her claws keep punching holes in her blue suede shoes.
jasoNi'm looking for an mp3 of Fred Schneider - Monster
jasoNnone on napster :P
jasoN2,15Quote:15,2 <Wookieegirl> heh... I knew there was something whorish about you, but i couldn't put my finger on it <Wookieegirl> because it would have cost me money
jasoN2,15Quote:15,2 <Frodie> c'mon big boys..get some butter off those buns!!
jasoN2,15Quote:15,2 <ManEatingElf> so its not gay, its retarded? <Wookieegirl> gay = retarded <Wookieegirl> I have a bad vocabulary <Wookieegirl> hehe <ManEatingElf> I always knew there was something fishy about the Special Olympics <ZillaJoe> hey now Handicap people have an ecuses elf whats yours <ManEatingElf> shitload of coal for you, Zillaboy
* jasoN listens to an mp3 of David Bowie-Labyrinth-MagicDance
jasoNyou know, i think something's wrong..i haven't been getting very much SPAM lately..
jasoNbut i'm still using AOL
DeRaptoroh wow.
DeRaptorthat's very wrong.
DeRaptorYou probably have a guardian demon protecting your computer.
jasoNi'm kinda worried.  i feel like i should send emails to all the porn sites asking if they're okay
jasoNand all the stock quotes..
jasoN*sniff*
* DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like TV's Frank!
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* jasoN laughs melodicly, so melodicly that he sounds like De singing
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DeRaptorstop that.
jasoNyou have to admit, it's funny
DarkonZeroDamn.....the dogs are barking.....the next block over.
jasoNat a cat, i'm sure ;)
DeRaptorLoc! Tell your brethren to shut up.
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jasoNa pack of wild locdogs!
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jasoN2,15Quote:15,2 <ZillaJoe> I see, well the big red guy and me are pals so I'm not to worried <ManEatingElf> The Kool Aid Guy? <Wookieegirl> satan
jasoN2,15Quote:15,2 <Wookieegirl> and I am not a man of large logs like yourself
jasoN2,15Quote:15,2 * jasoN temporarily teleports his balls to the 9th dimension and back again
jasoN2,15Quote:15,2 <MeltingMan> Don't hit me for wasting your harddrive space with a crayon drawing.
* jasoN listens to an mp3 of Scooter - Fire
DeRaptorheehee
jasoN2,15Quote:15,2 *** strudel was kicked by BobIshmael (No. Not "panties". Just "Ni!")
jasoNwhat ever happened to bob?
DarkonZeroDamn that strudel!
DarkonZeroOh wait...strudel was me.
DeRaptorYour mother is dead.
DarkonZeroDAMN THAT STRUDEL!
jasoNoh
jasoNi need a new mom then
* jasoN eyes DZ
DarkonZeroDon't look at me!~
DeRaptoruh oh.
DarkonZeroCause how am I gonna explain that to my mom?
jasoNwell MM is my son, and loc is my dad, and de is a girl, so she can't be my mom
jasoNyou're the only choice
DarkonZeroNu-uh.
DarkonZeroMars.
DeRaptorYeah, I'm his cousin besides.
DeRaptorMars is his other dad.
jasoNmars isn't helluva tough enough
* jasoN listens to an mp3 of Scooter - How Much Is The Fish
DarkonZeroStill....I didn't birth no......um......(blanks out).
jasoNi know that -you'd be like an adopted mom
jasoNokay?
DarkonZeroUh.....okay.....geez.
jasoNof course you'd have to let loc impregnate you..i want siblings
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Bombers (Original Version Clip)"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Tubeway Army14,16,0.6,0
DarkonZeroagain...
DarkonZeroI love the song.
DarkonZeroN.....never bring up "impregegnating" ever again.....
DarkonZeroStupid "g" key.
jasoN<jasoN> of course you'd have to let loc impregnate you..i want siblings <DarkonZero> again...
jasoNehhehee
DarkonZeroNO!
DarkonZeroARGH!
DarkonZeroI lost this battle!
jasoNyou sure did
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jasoNlol
DeRaptorOW!
DeRaptorOkay, that's just wrong.
* DeRaptor pours Ranma water on Darkon.
DeRaptorNow it's fine!
jasoNhehe
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Nightgown Of The Sullen Moon"4,16,0 from 6,014,1They Might Be Giants14,16,0.6,0
DarkonZeroWas it hot water or cold water?
DeRaptorummmm...which one turns you into a girl?
DarkonZeroWhen Ranma (male) gets hit with cold water....he changes to the female.
DarkonZeroOr was it hot water....damn I can't remember.
* DeRaptor throws cold Ranma water on Darkon then.
DarkonZeroI didn't gfall into no cursed spring.
DarkonZeroStupid "g" key.
DeRaptoroh yeah? Well this was WATER from a cursed spring.
DeRaptorso there.
DarkonZero:P
DarkonZero>:P
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jasoNwhat happens if you throw luke-warm water?
* DeRaptor snickers.
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DarkonZeroHmmmm....
DeRaptorHe'd turn into a hermaphrodite.
DeRaptorWith a huge nose.
jasoNcool
jasoNdo it
DarkonZeroI never read the comic....
DarkonZeroI got to one of these days......if I could afford the first issue.
DeRaptorAnd if you threw freezing ice water on him, he'd turn into a super-busty nymphomaniac, but I won't get into that.
DarkonZeroDe...you just did....
DeRaptor(I'm just making this up, btw. I've never read manga in my life.)
jasoNi dont know much about ranma, but i sure do remember a cool 80's cartoon about a guy who turned into a car..anyone know what i mean?
DeRaptoroh....DAMMIT!
DarkonZeroDamn...I remember that toon.
jasoNturbo-teen!!
jasoNi think.
* DeRaptor wonders what Darkon will now do as a super-busty nymphomaniac.
* DeRaptor blinks.
* DeRaptor hides!
DarkonZeroHis ass sure got big....when he turned bad to a human.
DarkonZerobad to back
jasoNallow himself to be impregnated by loc?
* jasoN tapes DeRaptor's eyes shut
* DeRaptor peels the tape off and duct-tapes jasoN's buttcheeks shut.
DeRaptoroy.
jasoNc'mon DZ, i want a little brother
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Ultrasuede"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Matthew Sweet14,16,0.6,0
DarkonZeroN......you...uh.....haveta find another replacement mom.
* DeRaptor sends Darkon and Mr. T into the back room to make N a little brother.
DarkonZero.....
jasoNlmao!
* DeRaptor roflhao.
jasoN15,2Quote added: 2,15 <jasoN> what ever happened to bob? <DeRaptor> Your mother is dead. <jasoN> i need a new mom then * jasoN eyes DZ <DarkonZero> Don't look at me!~ <jasoN> you're the only choice <DarkonZero> Still....I didn't birth no......um......(blanks out). <jasoN> i know that -you'd be like an adopted mom <DarkonZero> Uh.....okay.....geez. <jasoN> of course you'd have to let loc impregnate you..i want siblings <DarkonZero> again...
* DeRaptor hears strange noises coming from the back room.
DeRaptorWowwww
Session Close: Thu Mar 16 22:56:14 2000

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