#Deep13_20000310.log

Session Start: Fri Mar 10 01:25:01 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'Gates is ripping Joel off!!!! http://headline.gamespot.com/news/00_03/09_pc_xbox/index.html'
*** Set by Sentroid91 on Thu Mar 09 22:54:52
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Session Close: Fri Mar 10 01:25:51 2000
Session Start: Fri Mar 10 15:11:31 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'Gates is ripping Joel off!!!! http://headline.gamespot.com/news/00_03/09_pc_xbox/index.html'
*** Set by Sentroid91 on Thu Mar 09 22:54:52
-Sentroid91- Hello, DarkonZero . Welcome to #Deep13 . Please do not zoom. And if you're wondering, we're American(Except for Locdog. He's Scottish, or something.). Thank you.
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Sentroid91DZ!!!!
Sentroid91Oh, for chrissakes Cal!
DarkonZeroWow.
Cal DAMNIT!!!
CalDZ!
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DarkonZeroWhat a happy reception I get.
DarkonZeroWoohoo.
Calpeer must have a quota
Sentroid91prolly
Sentroid91but why's he picking on you, Cal?
Calpeer is an ashole
DarkonZeroAs hole?
Sentroid91that too
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Calugh
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CalArghh
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Cal-CroweDAMNIT!
DarKrowBRB
DarKrowNeed to order dinner
Sentroid91sheesh. poor cal
Cal-CroweI CAN'T STAY FOR ONE DAMN MINUTE!!!!!
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* Sentroid91 gets the booze out for yet another No-BobIshmael party.
Sentroid91LOL
Sentroid91Cal. Try going to Madison.WI.US.StarLink.Org
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DarkonZeroYeah Cal.....try a different server.
DarkonZeroGoofball.
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Sentroid91FOO!
Sentroid91GAH!
CalI'm just going to stay off
Sentroid91<Sentroid91> Cal. Try going to Madison.WI.US.StarLink.Org
CalI'm going to call my ISP and tell them to stop fu**ing peering me off!
CalEvery time I get peered my net connection gets cut off!
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Sentroid911,9[S9-MS²]9,1/9Denis Leary9]/91,9[1/1Asshole9,1[/144:269,1[/144.06 MB
DarkonZeroIt took Cal this long to figure out that he should call the ISP he's using.
Sentroid91heh
Sentroid911,9 Quote:9,1 <Sentroid91> oh man... Phil's still with that Cougar vs Bear shit <MeltingMan> Bear Shit wins <MeltingMan> Nothing beats bear shit!
Sentroid911,9 Quote:9,1 <Sentroid91> oh man... Phil's still with that Cougar vs Bear shit <MeltingMan> Bear Shit wins <MeltingMan> Nothing beats bear shit!
Sentroid911,9 Quote:9,1 *** Goku changes topic to 'Mr. T should be the host of Who Wants To Be a Millionaire "Is that your final answer, sucka....answer me foo!"'
Sentroid911,9 Quote:9,1 <Greidanus> do you know any code or did you just copy it from Goku? <jasoN> i just copied it from goku <jasoN> his doesn't work anymore <S9-Mars> Hi, Mepitans <Sentroid91> Speak of the devil <jasoN> speak of the devil, hello satan <Sentroid91> jinx <jasoN> doh.. <Sentroid91> hehehe
Sentroid911,9 Quote:9,1 <stud> What do you do for a living <Sentroid91> I kill people <stud> What do you mean you kill people <Sentroid91> wait... did I say kill.. ha! I meant to say bill, I bill people. I'm with the IRS. <stud> you wouldn't killme thou right <Sentroid91> Did you pay your taxes?
Sentroid91Man today's really slow
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Sentroid91GAH!
DarKrowBAK
Sentroid91LOL
DarkonZeroWho has an afro?
*** Mars sets mode: +o DarKrow
DarKrowAhhh!
DarKrowmy ops
Sentroid91uh?
Sentroid91my nuts?
DarKrowsicko
Sentroid91GAH!
Sentroid91SOLBASE is back up!
DarkonZeroAnd with that said....SOLBase will go back down for another year.
Sentroid91HAHA!
Sentroid91His banner exchange thingy has the ad for MSTieGate on it!
Sentroid91only if we're lucky
Sentroid91http://icq.americangreetings.com/cgi-bin/greetings/selectstyle.pl5?design=27~title=Will+You+Marry+Me%2c~recipient=Frank~text=BECAUSE+YOU+MAKE+ME+NUTS+JUGGLE%21~sender=Lodovik
Sentroid91http://icq.americangreetings.com/cgi-bin/greetings/selectstyle.pl5?design=27~title=Will+You+Shut+Up%2c~recipient=Cal!~text=QUIT+IT+WITH+THE+ICQ+CARDS!!!!%21~sender=Sentroid91
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Cal-Crowehttp://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=278977714
Sentroid91wb
Sentroid91solbase.com is back up, Cal
Cal-CroweIs that good or bad?
Cal-Crowewww.solbase.com
Sentroid91both, I guess
DarKrowi't bad
Cal-CroweHe has his old design
DarkonZeroAnd with that said....SOLBase will catch fire and burn to death.
Sentroid91That's funnt as hell to see an ad for MSTieGate on solbase.com
Sentroid91*** Seashel is on IRC
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Sentroid91-
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DarKrow*sigh*
Sentroid91hehehe
Sentroid91hah!
Sentroid91Two of the sites Lodo has listed in his new "Top Rated" section don't even exist anymore
Sentroid91and MSN3K still doesn't work
Sentroid91#Deep13 <Picture>http://www.deep13.org/ <Picture><Picture: Episode Guide><Picture: Documents><Picture>The homepage of an MST3K chatroom on Starlink that doesn't necessarily need its own domain name. -- From the new AADGKA Links, now owned by Anon.
Sentroid91<Catfish> Actually, Matt sounds a lot like Steve, too.  It's frightening, really.
Sentroid91* Thian waves
Sentroid91<Catfish> Like today he was telling us that bryozoans are communists.  As opposed to being democratic apartment dwellers.
Sentroid91<Thian> er <ggl>
Sentroid91<Sentroid91> Do they worship Stalin?
Sentroid91eNewspaper.org (coming March 2000)
Sentroid91Want the latest news? Want it fast? Want it all compiled into one single, easy-to-use site? That's the entire idea behind eNewspaper.org. Up-to-the hour news, bulletin boards, commentaries, and special reports brought to you by the genius minds behind eNewspaper.org. If it's news you want, we have it.
DarkonZeroThat Computer Stew.......showing a patch that removes the censoring blurs on The Sims.
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Cal-CroweHowdy.
Sentroid91'lo
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Sentroid91MANOS IS ON!
Cal-CroweThe Mitchell Theme is also a good Lodovik theme
Cal-CroweYAY!
DarkonZeroI'll be back later....
DarkonZeroMe! I disconnect from you...all!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
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Session Close: Fri Mar 10 16:17:47 2000
Session Start: Fri Mar 10 17:56:40 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'Gates is ripping Joel off!!!! http://headline.gamespot.com/news/00_03/09_pc_xbox/index.html'
*** Set by Sentroid91 on Thu Mar 09 22:54:52
DarKrowHey DZ
Locdog07Hiya.
DarkonZeroYeah.
Cal-CroweNOOOO!
Cal-CrowePEER!
Cal-CroweACK!
Cal-Croweoh...it's my virus check
DarKrow*sigh*
Locdog07y'okay DZ?
DarkonZeroYes...I am.
DarKrowI'm sick
Locdog07Ohhh...uhh...heheh.,
TimmylingHey DZ.
Locdog07You stupid people with your stoopid names.
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DarKrowWB Cal
CalFriggin peer
DarKrowI think I'm peered too
DarKrowsomebody ping me
Locdog07eep
Locdog071 sec
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Cal-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Lodovik> HAHAHA YOU MAKE ME NUTS JUGGLE!
Locdog07heh
Cal-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <stud> What do you do for a living <Sentroid91> I kill people <stud> What do you mean you kill people <Sentroid91> wait... did I say kill.. ha! I meant to say bill, I bill people. I'm with the IRS. <stud> you wouldn't killme thou right <Sentroid91> Did you pay your taxes?
Cal-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <DrEvil> who's the asshole <BobIshmael> I think the asshole is DrEvil. * DeRaptor chuckles. * Goku gets ready for another exciting game of "Who's the asshole"
Cal-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Lodovik> HAHAHA YOU MAKE ME NUTS JUGGLE!
Cal-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <TheCambot> Ling, are you sure you were using IRC and not, like, Minesweeper?
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TimmylingRrgh.
Cal-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <BobIshmael> And Canada is America, despite what Canadians say.
Cal-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <BobIshmael> PEOPLE ARE DYING ALL AROUND YOU! AND ALL YOU CAN THINK OF IS GUMMI BEARS AND SEX!
Cal-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <MeltingMan> Sqirrels...those who use them take command...those who don't....DIE!!!!!!!!
Locdog07Y'okay, 'ling?
Cal-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <MaTr|x> man ppl in yer chan are dumb <Sentroid91> At least they're not Canadian
Locdog07Wake up Neo. The MaTrIx has you. man ppl in yer chan are dumb.
Cal-Crowehehe
DarkonZeroOnce again....I'll be back later.
DarkonZeroMe! I disconnect from you...all!
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Session Close: Fri Mar 10 18:05:02 2000
Session Start: Fri Mar 10 20:45:00 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '<TheCambot> Hey! Stupid Bill Gates.'
*** Set by Locdog07 on Fri Mar 10 21:21:50
jasoNicDZ.
TimmylingDZ.
DarkonZeroN.
jasoNicWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!
DarkonZeroLing.
MeltingManHey there, DZ.
DarkonZeroMM.
TheCambotI don't know if they've gotten any other roles.
TimmylingAh.
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*** DarkonZero is on IRC
*** DeRaptor is on IRC
*** Jason is on IRC
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*** TheCambot is on IRC
*** Timmyling is on IRC
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TimmylingSo.
jasoNicyup.
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jasoNici was thinking the same thing, timmy
* jasoNic throws a squirrel at DarkonZero
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MepitansWooooooo!
MepitansI am here
Mepitansok
MepitansWoo
jasoNichey, foo'!
MepitansYo N!
* jasoNic throws goku helluva far away
jasoNicWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!
MepitansI just found out A-Team is on 4pm
MepitansAHHHHHH!
MepitansWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZ UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPP!
jasoNicwe were just discussing timmyling's phobia of coffee stirrers
MeltingManHey there, Goke.
[jasoNic SOUND]
TimmylingUm.
DarkonZeroYeah...those coffee stirrers just tower over Ling.
TimmylingGoke.
MepitansYo yo
Timmyling...ma.
* DeRaptor taps 'ling on the head with a coffee stirrer.
jasoNicling is helluva small...like Pappa SMurf
TheCambotYou could murder someone with coffee stirrers.
DeRaptorLike a dinoflaggelate.
jasoNicyeah
TheCambotIt would take a while, but you could.
TimmylingYeah.  Lace them with small traces of arsenic and wait for them to die of stomach cancer.
TheCambotYou could stab someone to death with coffee stirrers.
jasoNicgive them to my squirrels..they can use them to shoot poison darts!
DeRaptor'ling prefers the subtle approach...
DeRaptorCam prefers more violence.
jasoNici like darts!
jasoNiclittle poison darts!
jasoNicand squirrels!
DeRaptorN goes for surrealism.
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jasoNicsquirrels by the bucketfull!
jasoNicand giant shoes!
jasoNicand poison.wav
jasoNicplease
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jasoNichehe
DeRaptorme tambien.
jasoNicNeibmat Em!
TheCambotI wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison!
TheCambotYou're poison rockin' through my veins, you're poison!
jasoNicscarily enough, i was just humming that
TheCambotI DON'T WANNA BREAK THESE CHAINS, you're poisoooooon!
TheCambotSchooooool
MepitansI am sick
MepitansWow
TimmylingWhat song, and by who?
TheCambot's out...for...summer.
TheCambot"Poison," Alice Cooper.
MepitansI either threw up strawberries or blood
jasoNicalice cooper
MepitansI am not sure witch
TimmylingAh.
Mepitanswhich
TheCambotSchooooool's out...for...ever.
Mepitanswow
jasoNic2,15Quote:15,2 <Cybob> locdog hum? <Locdog07> I hum? <Cybob> typo <Cybob> hun
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jasoNichmm
* jasoNic throws a squirrel at TheCambot
DarkonZeroTime for a bit of solitude...
* DarkonZero gets out his 4,1CUBE OF SOLITUDE4,16,0...and steps into it.
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jasoNicyay!
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TheCambotOw, I hurt my toe.
* jasInCube steals all of DZ's Journey lp's
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* jasoN throws a Journey lp at De
TheCambotWhat does EP stand for?
MepitansExtended Play?
* DeRaptor eats it.
MepitansAHHHHH
TheCambotDoes it? That doesn't make any sense.
jasoNhow about Erotic Pianos?  that makes sense
TheCambotNo. No, it kind of doesn't.
jasoNoh yeah
jasoNgood point
DZInCubeIt's time to return to socializing...
* DZInCube steps out of his 4,1CUBE OF SOLITUDE4,16,0...and puts it away.
*** DZInCube is now known as DarkonZero
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* jasoN hides the lp's
jasoNwb, DZ
DarkonZeroWhat about electric ponies?
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jasoNhey manos
MSTManosHola!
DarkonZeroThat makes some sort of sense.
jasoNWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!
DarkonZeroManos.
MSTManosDZ.
DarkonZeroManos.
MSTManosDZ.
DarkonZeroManos.
MSTManosDZ.
DarkonZeroManos.
MSTManosDZ.
DarkonZeroManos.
MSTManosDZ.
jasoNSHUT UP!
DarkonZeroManos.
MSTManosDZ.
DarkonZeroManos.
MSTManosDZ.
DarkonZeroManos.
MSTManosDZ.
DarkonZeroManos.
MSTManosDZ.
DarkonZeroManos.
MSTManosDZ.
DarkonZeroManos.
* jasoN stuffs a sock in MSTManos's gaping mouth
MSTManosDZ.
DarkonZeroManos.
MSTManosDZ.
DarkonZeroManos.
* jasoN stuffs a sock in DarkonZero's gaping mouth
MSTManosDZ.
DarkonZeroManos.
MSTManosDZ.
DarkonZeroManos.
MSTManosDZ.
DarkonZeroManos.
MSTManosDZ.
DarkonZeroManos.
MSTManosDZ.
DarkonZeroManos.
MSTManosDZ.
DarkonZeroManos.
MSTManosDZ.
DarkonZeroManos.
MSTManosDZ.
DarkonZeroManos.
MSTManosDZ.
DarkonZeroManos.
MSTManosDZ.
TheCambotCam.
DarkonZeroDammit,
DarkonZeroyou won!
MSTManosHehe.
TimmylingMars.
* MSTManos takes the prize and walks away happily.
MSTManos<Mars> Timmy.
DarkonZeroCarrot.
TimmylingCall me 'Ling.
* jasoN laughs at Manos' Golden Sissyboy Trophy
TimmylingEverybody does.
MSTManos<Mars> No.
MSTManos<Mars> Bite me.
TimmylingYes.
TheCambotUm...has anyone ever heard the Barenaked Ladies cover of Psycho Killer?
TimmylingNo.
MSTManosNope.
TimmylingNo...why?
TimmylingDo you have it?
TheCambotI think I've found the award for cover most different from the original.
TimmylingGimme.
TimmylingUh...please.
TheCambotIt's bad, but it's worth hearing just because it's weird.
TheCambotThere.
DarkonZeroGo, Speed Racer, GOOOOOOO!
TimmylingThanks.
TheCambotThey're saying "ba ba ba" instead of "fa fa fa."
TheCambotThey should have maybe READ THE LYRICS!
TimmylingThat would've helped, yes.
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TheCambotYou have to hear the Moxy Fruvous cover though.
* MSTManos , for whatever unknown reason, decides to start a car, and drive off a cliff.
TheCambotIt's better than the original.
TimmylingMaybe they're slyly advertizing for themselves.
TheCambotAnd they change it to "I hate people when they're TOO polite."
DarkonZeroIt seems that it's time to play the random words game again.
TimmylingGimme that too.
TimmylingUh...please.
DarkonZeroWho would like to start the game?
MSTManosThe magic word don't have to be said.
TheCambotI don't have it on MP3, just on album...hold on...maybe Napster has it.
TheCambotWhaddya know, they do. Hold'n.
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TheCambotOh, want the "And She Was" extended mix?
TimmylingAhem...http://www.talking-heads.net/tribute/index.html
DeRaptorThe U2 version of Satellite of Love is really different.
TimmylingAlright.
DeRaptorDamn! I missed Space Ghost...AGAIN! Oh well.
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TheCambotOnly a band dumb enough to call themselves Search Engine would want to cover "Drugs."
TimmylingYup.
DarkonZeroI'll be back later....
DarkonZeroMe! I disconnect from you...all!
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Session Close: Fri Mar 10 21:17:12 2000
Session Start: Fri Mar 10 22:36:56 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '<TheCambot> Hey! Stupid Bill Gates.'
*** Set by Locdog07 on Fri Mar 10 21:21:50
DeRaptorMr T Rex.
MeltingManhello, DZ.
DarkonZeroHey.
* The-Raven- is checking out the mst3kinfo site
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DeRaptorTimmyBigHands!
Raven-Xlol grand prize of 12 dollars
MeltingManI hope I win.....I'm going to buy all 12 items on the Wendy's value menu
Raven-Xlol
Locdog07huh...?
DeRaptorheehee
MeltingManThey're all 99 cents....and there are 12 of them...
MeltingManWendy's is a fast food place.
* Locdog07 hides
MeltingManThey have neat Pita Stuffs.
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Raven-XI'm gonna call long distance for 4 hours with my grand prize
MeltingManIt's like a Salad in an envelope.
Raven-XI'll dial 10-10-321 and then for the first twenty minutes it will be 99 cents
MeltingManAn envelope you eat.....before it falls apart.
Locdog07I eat envelopes.
Locdog07Whats wrong with eating envelopes?
Locdog07Oh, and newspapers.
Locdog07And snow.
MeltingManYellow snow?
Locdog07I eat all that stuff.
Locdog07Don't tell me I don't like food!
Raven-Xehhh
Locdog07Since I'm a dog, I do eat me own...uhh...well....
Raven-XI can by 6 large soft pretzles
Raven-Xplus a drink
Locdog07What exactly are pretzles?
MeltingManJust like Divine in Pink Flamingos....no...she ate a dogs.
MeltingManIt's okay.
* Locdog07 is so unlearned
* Locdog07 thinks MM watches Pink Flamingos too much
* DeRaptor gives Loc a taco.
MeltingManPretzels are peices of dough shaped into a...pretzel shape....baked..and salted.
Raven-XI can rent a few videos at blockbuster
Locdog07Ack.
* Locdog07 looks at the taco
Locdog07Speaking of Blockbuster...
Raven-Xwell in this case insted of salt, it will be dipped in cheese
Locdog07I've seen a remake of Parts: The Clonus Horror there, although it's not listed on the IMDb
Locdog07It's an 18 certificate, too. Which means you have to be over 18 to watch it :P
* Locdog07 is gonna rent it..
Locdog07See what the Hell's the big deal.
Raven-Xthey rent out those kind of vidoes at blockbuster?
Raven-Xvideos
Locdog07Umm...yes. Blockbuster is kinda famous for video rental...
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MeltingManBlockbuster sucks....they're the ones that are keeping the NC-17 version of Eyes Wide Shut from being released....cuz they won't sell NC-17, but they sell "Unrated" stuff that's really sick.  They're pressuring warner not to release it Unrated so people will rent it from them.
Raven-XI mean is it considered to be adult? or just rated R?
Locdog07"I wanna see Nicole Kidman nude!!!" - Melt
MeltingManOr...not to release it NC17
Raven-Xgo to a cheap video store next to a super market
MeltingManYeah...but Kubrik's a genius...and I'm against them tampering with his work cuz now that he's dead.
Locdog07Umm...oh, maybe our Blockbuster is different to your Blockbuster.
Raven-Xheh, that should be an advertising slogan
Locdog07Idunno, I didn't like The Shining.
* DeRaptor thinks Mr. T Rex looks weird.
MeltingManyeah....the NC-17 version is getting released in virtually every country except ours.
Locdog07The Shining was far too different from the novel to be enjoyable, in my opinion.
Raven-Xwell Guam i think has the NC-17 version
* Locdog07 pokes MM's DCC thingie
Raven-Xthat's not right LocDog
Locdog07I watched Dawn Of The Dead (Most of it, since I don't have the whole thing on tape) again today...
MeltingManHmmmm...I wonder what wrong with it.
Locdog07I realized something real weird...
Locdog07When I taped Night Of The Living Dead, I didn't get the whole thing...
Locdog07And now the same happened with Dawn Of The Dead!
Locdog07Crazy.
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MeltingManHmmm....
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MeltingManHey there, slut!
Locdog07slut! I mean, uh...
MeltingManAwww....
MeltingManJINX!
Locdog07Damn. Come back here and listen to us call you slut!
MeltingManheheheheh
Locdog07Wow, my online British friends are just waking up.
Raven-Xlol
Locdog07How come the only British people I can find online are idiots?
Raven-Xcause they never watched MST3k before, they are all big south park fans
Locdog07Nuh-uh, I met a British MSTie.
DeRaptorummm...because most people in the world ARE idiots, so, um, what Raven said.
* MeltingMan points to the popularity of George W. Bush, Adam Sandler, and Scooby Doo.
* Locdog07 thinks that British MSTie he met was cool, actually...
Locdog07I'm sendin' her some MST eps...
* DeRaptor shudders.
Locdog07heheh...wow
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* Raven-X is reading the lyrics to video killed the radio star
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Raven-Xnow this is ironic stuff
Locdog07Iron nick!
* Locdog07 hopes MM can get these PAL tapes he's sending him to work
Raven-Xhe has to have a PAL VCR
MeltingManI'll find a way.  I've got stuff and I know people who have other stuff.  So...I might...get stuff.
Locdog07I'm giving you a tape with about 6 or 7 Fruitties eps, and another tape with British stuff...like Father Ted and Shooting Stars.
Locdog07heh.
[Locdog07 SOUND]
Raven-Xcause SOny, magnavox and all the other jerk electronic companies want to take control over everything
Locdog07It's a shame I taped over the classic Fruitties eps I had....like the "SEXIST!!!!" one...and the one with the mushrooms laughing
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Locdog07Hey, MM, can I have hug.wav if ya got it?
Raven-Xheh
Raven-XI used to have that sound file
MeltingManyeah...I think I got it...
Locdog07k
Locdog07Heh. I was watching a Fruitties ep the other day and there was one scene where about 2 minutes of dialogue was taken up by people making grunt-style noises like "Uhhh? Ohhhh!"
Locdog07And goofy sound effects
MeltingManHeheh...it's easier to dub when you do that.
MeltingManHe's probably giving the meaning of life in the original version...but they didn't want to take the time to transelate...so they made it into grunts
Locdog07heheheh
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* Locdog07 recommends MM do something like pump his DCC or something
MeltingManSend slideshow again...
MeltingManI've been doing that.
Locdog07k
Locdog07hmmmm
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Locdog07Angry villains...heheh. Those angry villains, they're much more dangerous than calm villains.
MeltingManthis is the way political ads are in our country, Loc.
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Locdog07Hmm...
MeltingManIt's really dead-on.
Locdog07Heh...
Locdog07I wish I had lived in your country, just so I could understand your jokes.
Locdog07Sometimes I go through entire eps of MST and think "Whaaaah?"
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Locdog07I love that little "Hello!" near the beginning...heheh.
MeltingManThe "Brak for president" thing is a reference to an old Eisenhower ad from the '50s.  "We like Ike!"
Locdog07Ah.
MeltingManThey used visuals from the Eisenhower ad, too....
Locdog07ah
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* DeRaptor finishes coloring Mr. T Rex.
MeltingManIt had an extremely happy uncle sam leading a parade of people that liked Ike.
Locdog07heheh
MeltingManIt was animated, too.
DeRaptorAnd...freeky.
Locdog07chiggers?
Locdog07What the hell's a chigger?
* DeRaptor runs off to scan Mr. T Rex.
MeltingManThe original was freeky.  And they elected Eisenhower....twice!  People were just as stupid in the '50s.
MeltingManIt's an insect.
MeltingManI think....
Locdog07okay...
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* MeltingMan looks up "chigger"
DeRaptorI think they burrow into your feet.
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Locdog07Feet hobbits.
MeltingManI can imagine SG having a problem with chiggers
Locdog07heheh
Locdog07Ohhhh...I reeeeeeeelly wanna see that Fire Ant ep.
Locdog07And that ep where Brak and Tansut take over from Zorak and Moltar and Moltar and Zorak steal the TV...
MeltingManLike, the first half a second of it is on one of the tapes I sent you.
Locdog07Man, I wanna see every damn episode!!!!!!
MeltingManHeheh.
Locdog07Yeah, I noticed.
Locdog07I thought "Yay, another ep!!!!!!!"
Locdog07And then "......"
MeltingManSorry....
Locdog07And then "no, man, don't do this to meeeeee!!!!!!"
Locdog07And then "I can quit whenever I want!!!!"
Locdog07And then "Don't bail out on me now, man!!!!"
Locdog07And then "I need more SG!!!!"
Locdog07And then "Hey, is that a cookie?"
Locdog07And then "Mmmmmmm..."
Locdog07And then "What was I doing?"
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Locdog07You know what would be perfect?
Locdog07A 6 hour tape of non-stop SG episodes...
Locdog07That would be heaven.
MeltingManI could make one, I guess.
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Locdog07In PAL format, too. So I didn't have to see it with that horrible crackly line at the bottom.
Locdog07Oh, rilly?
Locdog07:D
MeltingManOh....sorry...not in PAL.
Locdog07No, I don't mind.
Locdog07NTSC is fine.
MeltingManI could make two hours in SP.
Locdog07Alright.
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MeltingMan6 or 2, you say?
Locdog07"Horse walks into a bar, the barman said 'Hello horsey!'" (rimshot) "Ohhh, boy, i got a million of 'em!"
Locdog07Uhhh....6.
MeltingMank.
Locdog07If you can do that.
MeltingManNo problem.
Locdog07But I'll need to tell you which eps I have.
Locdog07So you don't copy them.
MeltingManYeah....you need to do that.
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Locdog07Why's it called Williams Street now, btw?
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MeltingManCuz that's where they make 'em, I guess
MeltingManWilliams Street, Atlanta Georgia.
Locdog07ah
* Locdog07 preferred Ghost Planet Industries
Locdog07afk
MeltingMank
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MeltingManhey there Urban.  
Locdog07back
UrbanDhello
MeltingManwb
Locdog07thanks, hi UrbanD
UrbanDhello loc
UrbanDhow is everyone this fine even?
UrbanDoops.  this fine even, i intended to say.
UrbanDgod damn, i did it again.  i think i'm retarted.
UrbanDhow is everyone this fine eve?
DarkonZeroEven better.
UrbanD(yay!)
UrbanDall those attempts and no rise.
UrbanDi guess it's not my time.  ta.
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Locdog07whoops
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Locdog07wb
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MeltingManwb, De!
DeRaptorheehee.
Locdog07Heh...hmm.
* Locdog07 was disturbed by those Cartoon Planet sketches
Locdog07The only one I laughed at was the thing with Brak doing standup...but then, there were only three sketches.
Locdog07It was a unique experience
MeltingManThey improvise most of the CP stuff.
Locdog07Really?
Locdog07Oh my...
MeltingManyeah...and then they ad the animation later.
DeRaptorwhich ones disturbed you?
Locdog07That's cool, actually. I'm a big fan of improv.
Locdog07Well, Count Floyd disturbed me...and Brak's song...about bein' happy...and not blue
Locdog07Those were the only other sketches I got
MeltingManCRAN BERRY SAUCE@
* MeltingMan laughs.
Locdog07The shots of Zorak and SG dancing all over the place scared me...
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MeltingManHey omega!
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Locdog07great.
DeRaptorHi, meggie.
Locdog07heh
MeltingManGodzilla vs. Omega-lon!
Locdog07heheheh
DeRaptorMr. T Rex says you look like a snack, foo...d'oh.
DeRaptorwoah!
* Locdog07 is probably the only guy who got so quickly tired of Joel and the 'bots' voice overs for the huge monsters in Godzilla movies...you know "I do all my own stunts, thankyou, thankyou..."
* MeltingMan "OH WOW"'s at Mr. T Rex.
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DeRaptorwhuh oh
Locdog07heheh, yowza.
DeRaptorThat's that Joelesque "Oh Wow..." isn't it?
MeltingManHeheh....yeah.
Locdog07You should do dino charicatures of more celebs, heh...idunno.
DeRaptorThose chains were a pain in the ass.
Locdog07Though you wouldn't have to do one for Bea Arthur...
* MeltingMan laughs
DeRaptorwhy not?
Locdog07Cuz...she's an old dinosaur.
MeltingManGodzilla vs. Maude
DeRaptorHey! What's with the knocking dinosaurs, foo?
Locdog07I'm not knocking them, I'm just saying, she was probably alive during the Mesozoic...
Locdog07Judging by the wrinkles
MeltingManShe's old!
* DeRaptor ponders Kate Mosasaur...not technically a dinosaur, but you gotta love those anorexic sea lizards...
Locdog07heh
MeltingManHeheh
* Locdog07 hates the overdose of Kate Moss on British TV...
Locdog07If you ever come here, don't turn on the TV.
DeRaptorwhat if you have a tape in the VCR?
Locdog07Then you're safe.
Locdog07But heaven forbid you press eject!!!
Locdog07A pox on thou!
Locdog07Cei Ling Tile...
Locdog07"You...deal with it!"
Locdog07"Whoa ho!"
DeRaptor'ling doesn't tile well.
Locdog07heh
MeltingManThat would be a sketch....a ceiling tiled with flatened Timmylings.
DeRaptorSorta...M. C. Escherish?
Locdog07Sketch me getting off with Buster Bunny in a gay bar.
MeltingManOh wow!
Locdog07Heh...
Locdog07They don't call him Buster for nothing.
MeltingManYou're challenging my title as Pervert of the Channel, Loc....
Locdog07You bet I am, punk.
DeRaptorDude.
DeRaptorYou and the weiner man had better start making out quick.
* Locdog07 wonders if whenever Melt tries to read any magazine, the pages stick together...
MeltingManHeheh.....oh boy....
Locdog07Imagine your mom finding a "PC Monthly" with sticky pages in your room, heh.
Locdog07Bill Gates had that problem.
DeRaptoroh my.
Locdog07Sorry, HAS.
DeRaptoro_O
MeltingManOh wow...
MeltingManI don't have the energy to come up with something more perverted than that.
Locdog07Heh.
Locdog07And I'm up at 7:35 am...
Locdog07Sheesh.
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* Locdog07 was pondering writing "The Space Ghost Project" which is just a screenplay having SG, Moltar, and Zorak sitting around the set disussing going out and filming a documentary on Space Ghost...at the end, they'd just decide against it, and then for some reason cut to Brak facing a wall. Then he says "Hello wall". The end.
DeRaptorheehee
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Locdog07eep
Locdog07Aaaanyway.
DeRaptorLoc, WHERE do you get these sounds?
MeltingManFrom hell, I think.
Locdog07Some guy gave them to me.
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MeltingManHe scraped hell's garbage can and found these sounds at the bottom.
DeRaptorI like Melty's explanation.
Locdog07heheh
Locdog07Actually, slideshow.wav is from The Man Who, which won the Best Album 1999 Brit Award...so, yeah.
MeltingManEspecially the theme to Dude Love....or whateve it is....
Locdog07heheh
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Locdog07Eeeeeeeeeeehhh!
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MeltingManDude Love....sounds like a gay bar.
Locdog07yikes
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DeRaptorIsn't that where we are?
DeRaptorI always thought Deep 13 was a gay bar...
MeltingManHeheh....oy.
DeRaptor...for cockroaches.
DeRaptorI know my room is a gay bar for parakeets.
* Locdog07 watches the cockroaches get jiggy with Mr. Biggy
DeRaptoroh my
Locdog07They don't call 'em cockroaches for nothing.
DeRaptorD'OH!
DeRaptorYou stop that! That's a bad image!
* Locdog07 falls around holding his stomach
MeltingManThat is evil....
Locdog07Shakespeare was a perv, ya know.
Locdog07Same with Freud.
MeltingManI beleive it.
* DeRaptor remembers the cockroach porn in Joe's Apartment.
DeRaptorOh yeah. Freud had breast envy, you know.
Locdog07heheh.
Locdog07Yeah.
MeltingManICK!  NOT JOE'S APARTMENT.  It was sooooo gross!
Locdog07Huh?
MeltingManAnd I'm just talking about Jerry O'Connel
Locdog07Joe's...Apartment?
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DeRaptorIt's a movie with lots of little CG cockroaches.
Locdog07Hmmmm...
MeltingManYeah....it stars Jerry O'Connell, the guy from Sliders and Scream....he lives in a filthy apartment with talking cockroaches.
Locdog07Ugh.
MeltingManAnd they show some good close-ups of the roaches....they're really realistic.
Locdog07I remember seeing a commercial for that alongside a commercial for Don't Be A Menace For South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood.
Locdog07To South...
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Locdog07Bad movie.
Locdog07Though I...kinda owe my internet nick to it.
MeltingManThe main joke I remember was someone...it might have been O'Connell...putting up posters for his band...and someone's like..."WOW!  WHAT A GREAT BAND NAME!" and they zoom out and all the posters say "SHIT" on them
Locdog07...
Locdog07was that funny at the time?
MeltingManIt was....unexpected.  It gets disbeleif laughter....that's most of the laughter in Joe's Apartment.
Locdog07Ah.
Locdog07That's kinda like Father Ted.
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Locdog07Watching people who look well over 90 playing soccer *really* slow.
Locdog07Eep.
MeltingManHeheheh...hmmm....
* DarkonZero is away! 3,0REASON:(Gonna go watch Gundam Wing...)3,0
Locdog07Gundam Wing?
MeltingManIt's a new anime show on CN....
Locdog07ah
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MeltingManWell..new as in it was made in 91 but it's just now premeiring here.
Locdog07Ah.
* Locdog07 realizes Tom Kane played a bunch of people in Grim Fandango
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MeltingManHmmmm....I've never played Grim Fandango.
Locdog07Great game.
MeltingManIt's like MYST only good, right?
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Locdog07Uhhh...nothing like Myst.
MeltingManAh...that's good.  I hate Myst
* Locdog07 realizes the scariest zombie in Dawn Of The Dead (that he sees) is the second one that appears with all the hair...
Locdog07That guy woulda been scary even if he was alive.
* MeltingMan laughs...
MeltingManI like the Krishna zombie...
Locdog07heheh.#
MeltingManAnd I love the tacky '70s clothes.
Locdog07Funny how that zombie coulda kept it's glasses on so easily.
Locdog07All the others were falling all over the place.
Locdog07My dad thought he'd try out Dawn of the Dead, but he walked out after the first two zombies showed up.
MeltingManHeheh....hmmm...I wonder if the zombie would be worse off without it's glasses.
MeltingManheheh...your dad's a wuss.
Locdog07..
MeltingManj/k.
MeltingManSorry...
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* Locdog07 commands everyone to MAKE SOME NOISE!!!
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Locdog07Sorry, I guess I kinda took that bad.
MeltingManI'm kidding...I didn't mean it to be mean.  
Locdog07I know, but...you know about the way my parents treat me.
* Locdog07 sighs
Locdog07nevermind
MeltingManYeah......I'm sorry.  
* Locdog07 remembers thinking he saw a zombie shopping trolley in the shopping mall, and then realized that shopping trolleys have minds of their own anyway
MeltingManI don't know what I was thinking....
MeltingManHeh
* Locdog07 ponders making a wav of every time they use the word "bastard" in that movie
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