Session Start: Mon Mar 06 18:20:31 2000 | ||
*** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
*** Topic is '#Deep13 whants to send uts condulenses to ohmeguh as he combsted this morning. (And don't forget: http://www.electricstoat.com/rich/)' | ||
*** Set by DarKrow on Mon Mar 06 19:34:09 | ||
Cal-Crowe | DZ! | |
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DarkonZero | Hekko! | |
Sentroid91 | 'lo | |
Timmyling | DZ. | |
Cal-Crowe | Sent, do you have a small button for MSTieGate? | |
DarKrow | DZ! | |
Sentroid91 | uh, I used to | |
Timmyling | I can't. pIRCh won't let me. | |
Sentroid91 | wait. I think I still have it | |
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*** Timmyling is on IRC | ||
*** UrbanD is on IRC | ||
Sentroid91 | FRANK STALLONE IS ON AIM!!!! WHOO! | |
Cal-Crowe | It'll be on all my pages | |
Timmyling | That has nothing to do with ohm-ee. | |
UrbanD | frank who? | |
Timmyling | Oh no. | |
Sentroid91 | stallone | |
Sentroid91 | damn, he left | |
Timmyling | What's the topic? | |
Sentroid91 | uhm, omega's gone | |
Timmyling | The channel? | |
Timmyling | Or him? | |
Sentroid91 | him now, channel probably after 30 days | |
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Timmyling | What | |
Timmyling | 's the topic? | |
Sentroid91 | uhm, omega's gone | |
Timmyling | Omega's presence doesn't require getting the topic for #omega. | |
*** Sentroid91 changes topic to '#Deep13 whants to send uts condulenses to ohmeguh as he combsted this morning. Let's humor ling by saying the topic is DK lufes Brittney' | ||
Cal-Crowe | Sent, could you make a MSTieGate button that's Wide:88 Tall:30 | |
Timmyling | Heh. | |
Sentroid91 | uh, no. I don't wanna | |
Cal-Crowe | Can I make one? | |
Sentroid91 | sure | |
*** DarKrow changes topic to '#Deep13 whants to send uts condulenses to ohmeguh as he combsted this morning. Let's humor ling by saying the topic is DK hayts Brittney' | ||
Cal-Crowe | Okey | |
*** Sentroid91 changes topic to '#Deep13 whants to send uts condulenses to ohmeguh as he combsted this morning. Let's humor ling by saying the topic is DK hayts Brittney but lufes Spears' | ||
Cal-Crowe | Tom Curze will be at his funeral | |
Sentroid91 | Who's? DK's? | |
*** DarKrow changes topic to '#Deep13 whants to send uts condulenses to ohmeguh as e combsted this morning. Let's humor ling by saying the topic is DK hayts Brittney Spears' | ||
Cal-Crowe | omegA'S | |
*** Sentroid91 changes topic to '#Deep13 whants to send uts condulenses to ohmeguh as e combsted this morning. Let's humor ling by saying the topic is DK hayts Brittney Spears but lufes Christi' | ||
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*** DarKrow changes topic to '#Deep13 whants to send uts condulenses to ohmeguh as e combsted this morning. Let's humor ling by saying the topic is DK hayts Brittney Spears and Christi and B' | ||
*** Retrieving #Deep13 info... | ||
DarkonZero | And when UrbanD entered, silenced befell #Deep13.......which meant certain doom. | |
DarkonZero | -d on silenced | |
UrbanD | no, i've grown accustomed. | |
Sentroid91 | *** jresh is on IRC... j/k | |
DarkonZero | UrbanD is the doombringer. | |
DarkonZero | That's what the D stands for. | |
Sentroid91 | UrbanDoom | |
UrbanD | grr. | |
* DarkonZero watches as id Software enters and makes "UrbanDoom" into a game. | ||
UrbanD | hmm. | |
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Sentroid91 | That'd be cool. | |
Sentroid91 | A wad that make doom look like an urban area | |
DarKrow | WB Cal | |
Sentroid91 | wb. Ca-ca | |
UrbanD | bbl | |
Sentroid91 | k | |
Timmyling | Um..me too. | |
CalvinCrow | dammit! | |
Timmyling | Bye. | |
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CalvinCrow | Go away peer-clone! | |
CalvinCrow | GO!!!! | |
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CalvinCrow | There. | |
CalvinCrow | hehehehe | |
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Sentroid91 | wb | |
Qrow | hi | |
Qrow | thanks | |
Qrow | whats the crosswinds site addy? | |
Sentroid91 | www.crosswinds.net | |
Qrow | I keep geting different companies | |
Qrow | no | |
Qrow | I got communities | |
Qrow | like apartments or sumpin | |
Qrow | oh net | |
Qrow | oops | |
Qrow | kay | |
Qrow | crap | |
Cal-Crowe | bye | |
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Qrow | whats my mstgate addy? | |
Qrow | nevermind | |
* Sentroid91 will brb | ||
* Sentroid91 is away... REASON: 9,1brbĀ 4,1Type /ctcp Sentroid91 page to page. | ||
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DarkonZero | I'll see ya later.... | |
DarkonZero | Me! I disconnect from you...all! | |
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
*** Disconnected | ||
Session Close: Mon Mar 06 19:06:30 2000 | ||
Session Start: Mon Mar 06 19:34:11 2000 | ||
*** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
*** Topic is '#Deep13 whants to send uts condulenses to ohmeguh as e combsted this morning. Let's humor ling by saying the topic is 1,1|SpAnKy| lufes Brittney Spears ' | ||
*** Set by Sentroid91 on Mon Mar 06 21:30:50 | ||
Sentroid91 | DZ! | |
MeltingMan | Hey there, DZ! | |
DarkonZero | Hekko! | |
Sentroid91 | heh | |
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Farlmeg | yeyeye | |
DarkonZero | FARMEQUIPMENT! | |
Farlmeg | jejeje | |
Farlmeg | U FUNY! | |
DarkonZero | Thanks! | |
DarkonZero | :) | |
Farlmeg | HAHAHA YOU MAKE ME NUTS JUGGLE! | |
DarkonZero | You're stupid! | |
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Farlmeg | That's right | |
Timmyling | Hi there again. | |
Sentroid91 | wb | |
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DarkonZero | Hey Ling! | |
MeltingMan | Hiya, 'ling! | |
Timmyling | Limp Bizkit Rocks, eh? | |
MeltingMan | Heheh....ick. | |
Sentroid91 | Yeah. Farm Lipm | |
Sentroid91 | Limp | |
Timmyling | I remember once in the early days of my D13ing when a guy named LimpBizkit came in and we made all these weird names up like Limp Riggatoni and so forth. | |
Timmyling | Eventually the guy left in disgust. | |
Timmyling | ...Eheheh...heh...hm. | |
MeltingMan | He should have been disgusted already by his choice of nick | |
Timmyling | Indeed. | |
Timmyling | So/ | |
Timmyling | /? | |
Timmyling | .. | |
MeltingMan | Hmmm....um...hmmm... | |
MeltingMan | Didja see De's chibi Deep13? | |
Timmyling | No... | |
Timmyling | Lemme see. | |
Timmyling | But first tell me what chibi is. | |
MeltingMan | Chibi is the style of Anime drawing where they are really small with big heads and eyes....and sometimes feet | |
DarkonZero | Also known as superdeformed. | |
Timmyling | So kind of a Japanese DK mode. | |
Timmyling | I'd admit it'd be hard to do with a Timmyling... | |
DarkonZero | She managed to. | |
MeltingMan | I couple of MST3K characters in superdeformat, too....if you wanna see those...heheh. | |
MeltingMan | couple of drawings, even | |
Timmyling | Okey. | |
* Timmyling suddenly gets the urge to draw his version of chibi Timmyling. | ||
MeltingMan | heheh...uh oh... | |
MeltingMan | You got a scanner now, don't ya, 'ling | |
Timmyling | Yup. | |
Timmyling | It's my favorite toy. | |
MeltingMan | Draw some pictures...you know you want to! | |
Timmyling | MM, you know who the Croc Hunter is, right? | |
Sentroid91 | Cal's cousin | |
MeltingMan | Right, 'ling. Steve Irwin, or whatever... | |
MeltingMan | Something like that...Steve somebody | |
MeltingMan | I've seen him....he's a mess. | |
Sentroid91 | Who? Cal? | |
MeltingMan | He's a mess, too....I guess. | |
Timmyling | Wanna good parody of him, in wave format? It's not an imitation of him though, so it's not embarassing. | |
MeltingMan | Sure... | |
Timmyling | Anyone else? | |
Timmyling | Please? I spent an hour on it and it's starting to get lame to me. | |
Timmyling | Hmph. | |
MeltingMan | Oh....hmmmm.... | |
DarkonZero | How large is the file? | |
MeltingMan | <Seinfeld> Who are these people? | |
Timmyling | Um...large. | |
Timmyling | 580-some k. | |
DarkonZero | Hmmm....ok...send it my way. | |
DarkonZero | My connection can handle that in a minute. | |
DarkonZero | More or less.... | |
Timmyling | I'm glad for you. | |
MeltingMan | No you're not....oh wait, that was sarcasm wasn't it... | |
Timmyling | Slightly. | |
[MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | Ling wouldn't know what sarcasm is if it bit him on his black metal ass. | |
Timmyling | I hate sarcasm. | |
MeltingMan | Sargassum. | |
Timmyling | It's so mid-1990's. | |
MeltingMan | The weed of deceit... | |
[MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
Timmyling | I thought he was saying "Sarcasm, the weed of the sea" at first. | |
MeltingMan | No...he wasn't. | |
MeltingMan | You're the one who is insane!!! | |
Timmyling | Probably. | |
[MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
MeltingMan | Heheh...this is cute, 'ling... | |
[MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
Timmyling | Uh...thanks. | |
DarkonZero | It's disturbing and nightmare inducing. | |
Timmyling | Uh...thanks. | |
MeltingMan | Get down. | |
[MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
Timmyling | I was gonna play it with Jungle Boogie but I don't have that with me and I don't feel like getting an MP3. | |
* MeltingMan ponders that what he thinks is cute DZ thinks is disturbing and nightmare inducing.... | ||
Timmyling | Say...who's the guy in Chibi D13 dressed like Dr. F? | |
Timmyling | jasoN? | |
MeltingMan | jasoN | |
Timmyling | Scanning... | |
Sentroid91 | I didn't see jasoN | |
MeltingMan | Is this your version of Timmyling, 'ling? | |
MeltingMan | What your scannin' I mean. | |
Timmyling | Yeah. | |
Timmyling | You want it? | |
MeltingMan | your = you're. | |
MeltingMan | Yes sir, I would. | |
DarkonZero | I would also. | |
MeltingMan | I likes drawings. | |
Timmyling | Me too. | |
Timmyling | Please say it's good. | |
DarkonZero | I'm not sure about Sent...since his drawings look like a kindergarteners..... | |
Sentroid91 | :P | |
MeltingMan | Heheh...Sent the artist.... | |
MeltingMan | Your pic is pretty neat. Not exactly what I'd call chibi if I saw it...but still...I likes it. | |
DarkonZero | Ling have you seen any of Sent's work...I'll send you one if ya want. | |
Timmyling | Okey. | |
Timmyling | Well, note the caption. "First Chibi Ever." | |
DarkonZero | Note....that the pic I sent you was a mod I made. | |
Timmyling | M...od? | |
DarkonZero | Modification. | |
Timmyling | Ah. | |
DarkonZero | And I added a bit to it myself. | |
Timmyling | Which part? | |
DarkonZero | The caption. | |
* MeltingMan needs more personality in his drawings...he thinks. | ||
Timmyling | I figured. | |
Sentroid91 | whoa. Dr Dre needs to switch to decaf | |
MeltingMan | Didja see my webpage yet, 'ling? I updated it. | |
Timmyling | Ooh. What's the addy? | |
MeltingMan | www.geocities.com/incrediblemeltingman | |
MeltingMan | I'm working on a pic for the "links" section right now... | |
MeltingMan | Which isn't up yet. | |
Timmyling | Cool. | |
MeltingMan | Whadaya think? How do you like the pics in the "about me" section...I just did those today. | |
Timmyling | Weird. But cool. | |
DarkonZero | Way to induce nightmares MM. | |
MeltingMan | Thanks, guys! | |
DarkonZero | I need to get something to eat.......later. Actually....I might just see ya to tomorrow night, since I gotta get up early in the morning to go to work. | |
DarkonZero | Say goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.! | |
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
*** Disconnected | ||
Session Close: Mon Mar 06 20:14:30 2000 | ||
Session Start: Mon Mar 06 21:44:28 2000 | ||
*** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
*** Topic is '#Deep13 whants to send uts condulenses to ohmeguh as e combsted this morning. Let's humor ling by saying the topic is 1,1|SpAnKy| lufes Brittney Spears ' | ||
*** Set by Sentroid91 on Mon Mar 06 21:30:50 | ||
DarkonZero | HEKKO! | |
MeltingMan | Hey there, DZ! | |
jasoN | nope | |
jasoN | DZ, eh | |
DarkonZero | N, eh. | |
DarkonZero | MM, eh. | |
DarkonZero | What's goin' on, eh? | |
jasoN | not much, eh | |
jasoN | just got here myself, eh | |
MeltingMan | Nope.... | |
MeltingMan | 'tis slow tonight... | |
DarkonZero | Very. | |
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jasoN | thanks for including krankor's bulge, MM..very realistic | |
* jasoN makes a face | ||
jasoN | the pics are cool though | |
MeltingMan | Heheh...... | |
DarkonZero | Hehehehehe.... | |
jasoN | Hehehehehehehehe.... | |
* DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like Krankor! | ||
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jasoN | so where's Sentdower91? | |
MeltingMan | He was here...then he got peered...now he's not | |
MeltingMan | That pretty much sums up where he is. | |
DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
jasoN | did you know that he's Canadian, MM? | |
DarkonZero | He was just on...then he left. | |
jasoN | oh, it's true | |
MeltingMan | I did not... | |
jasoN | yeah...he's a francophonic bacon lovin bastard | |
jasoN | and get this: when i confronted him with it, he denied it!! | |
DarkonZero | Actually......we both pissed him off yesterday by calling him a Canadian..... | |
DarkonZero | I started it.... | |
jasoN | hehe | |
jasoN | he banned us | |
DarkonZero | N ended it. | |
jasoN | didn't i start it? | |
MeltingMan | Oh wow... | |
DarkonZero | Actually.....I was the first to get kicked. | |
jasoN | i thought i drug you into it | |
MeltingMan | Heheheh......that's the way it goes. | |
jasoN | yeah, he was pretty defensive | |
jasoN | which only goes to prove that we're right | |
DarkonZero | Well......I kept calling him a Canadian...cause he kept droning on about Canadians.... | |
DarkonZero | Then I was kicked. | |
MeltingMan | Is he a French Canadian....they're the worst! | |
jasoN | it was quite funnt, as i recall | |
DarkonZero | We'll call him a French Canadian...if he ever starts again. | |
jasoN | oh, and De is from now on officially the Canadian Princess | |
MeltingMan | Heheh....uh oh. | |
DarkonZero | I called her one....N crowned her. | |
MeltingMan | Does that make De and DZ king and queen of Canada? | |
jasoN | DZ isn't the king | |
MeltingMan | I mean....De and Sent | |
jasoN | he's just some damn relative of rowsdower | |
MeltingMan | Not DZ...or are you canadian? | |
jasoN | nah, DZ's as American as cricket | |
DarkonZero | I have relatives and a future sister-in-law from Canada. | |
* MeltingMan snickers.. | ||
jasoN | woah | |
jasoN | hehe | |
DarkonZero | Well....the relatives that live in Canada actually were born in the Philippines. | |
jasoN | that's not so bad then.. | |
MeltingMan | Ah ha.... | |
DarkonZero | But my future sister-in-law is pure Canadian. | |
jasoN | but they did move to canada... | |
jasoN | do they belong to a cult? | |
MeltingMan | Heheheh | |
DarkonZero | No... | |
DarkonZero | They do not beelong to a cult. | |
DarkonZero | Yes....beelong. | |
jasoN | how about a public access TV show..do they have one of those? | |
DarkonZero | No. | |
jasoN | hmm | |
DarkonZero | My cousin is a DJ, though. | |
jasoN | and you're sure they live in canada? | |
DarkonZero | They linve in Calgary. | |
DarkonZero | live even | |
jasoN | maybe they live in Wisconsin and just THINK they live in canada | |
DarkonZero | No....they live in Canada. | |
jasoN | do they wear big cheese hats? | |
DarkonZero | I plan on visiting them sometime. | |
DarkonZero | No...they do not wear big cheese hats. | |
DarkonZero | N....you've been known to wear a big cheese hat though. | |
DarkonZero | From what I heard. | |
jasoN | i have once, actually | |
jasoN | i come from a family of Green Bay fans..my uncle owns one | |
DarkonZero | Heheheheh.... | |
MeltingMan | Heheh...oh my | |
* Sound request: can't find 'packers.wav' | ||
[MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | Actually.....Canadians aren't bad folks......just the French ones. | |
MeltingMan | The French are dirty in every way...mentally, physically, spiritually... | |
jasoN | yup, tis true | |
* Sound request: can't find 'packers.wav' | ||
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jasoN | hehheh | |
jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <TheCambot> My goal is to be valedictorian, and then say "Heil Hitler!" as my speech. | |
jasoN | anyone who's french-ish is bad | |
MeltingMan | Except Andre the Giant. | |
MeltingMan | He's okay. | |
jasoN | well, he's dead | |
jasoN | that's not okay | |
MeltingMan | Yeah...damn French. | |
jasoN | but when he was alive, he was cool | |
DarkonZero | What about Jerry Lewis? | |
DarkonZero | The French like him.... | |
jasoN | i say "uncool" | |
* MeltingMan seconds that. | ||
* DarkonZero awaits the uncut airing of Gundam Wing..... | ||
jasoN | i love french fries..thank god they're not really french | |
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DarkonZero | WOW! | |
MeltingMan | Hey there, hottie_69. | |
DarkonZero | A HOTTIE! | |
hottie_69 | oh yeah | |
MeltingMan | And she's 69 years old! | |
jasoN | HOTTIE!! | |
hottie_69 | not hardly | |
jasoN | 69 years YOUNG, MM | |
jasoN | be polite | |
MeltingMan | Oh....yeah. | |
hottie_69 | no morelike 19 | |
MeltingMan | I'm sorry, hottie_69. Where are my manners. | |
hottie_69 | dunno | |
jasoN | so are you really 69ing, or are you tring to trick us? | |
jasoN | cause i dont like tricksters | |
hottie_69 | id like to be | |
MeltingMan | We don't cotton to trickery. | |
MeltingMan | Oh wow... | |
hottie_69 | but you guys are probably fat | |
hottie_69 | and ugly | |
jasoN | who would you like to 69 with, hottie? | |
MeltingMan | I only have one eye and no ears... | |
hottie_69 | some one hot like me | |
jasoN | are you canadian, hottie? | |
MeltingMan | Can I guess....hold on.....Andrew Dice Clay! | |
hottie_69 | just kiddin im not that hot but im alright | |
jasoN | just alright?? | |
jasoN | what makes you think you're good enough for US?? | |
MeltingMan | Yeah....I'm so damn hot I'm melting! | |
jasoN | ewww | |
hottie_69 | well im not concieded or however u spell it | |
jasoN | mop that up | |
MeltingMan | Heheh | |
jasoN | that's good. | |
hottie_69 | oh im good enuf 4 anyone | |
jasoN | we like chicks who can't spell | |
hottie_69 | coo | |
jasoN | would you do a Canadian? | |
hottie_69 | huh | |
MeltingMan | Yeah....we need to know. | |
hottie_69 | what is it | |
jasoN | i mean, i'm a Canadian..not only that, but a FRENCH CANADIAN | |
MeltingMan | It's a disease | |
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* DeRaptor leaps into #Deep13 via a perpendicular universe. | ||
*** Mars sets mode: +o DeRaptor | ||
DarkonZero | Hekko De. | |
jasoN | it makes you really lame | |
hottie_69 | dunno lol | |
MeltingMan | Hey there, De! We hace a new friend! | |
DeRaptor | TimmyBigHands.com, baybee! | |
MeltingMan | hace = have | |
jasoN | speaking of Canadians, hi De | |
DeRaptor | A friend? Fab! | |
hottie_69 | what are big hands used 4 | |
jasoN | oh, YOU know | |
hottie_69 | huh i thought the girl was to do that 4 u | |
DeRaptor | wow, Mike looks evil. | |
hottie_69 | whos mike | |
MeltingMan | 'ling said he thought he looked like Dick Clark....so...I guess it's true...heheh | |
* DeRaptor chuckles at Melty's pictures. | ||
DeRaptor | Cute dosis. | |
MeltingMan | I think Jack Perkins was meant for chibi | |
jasoN | i agree | |
DeRaptor | heeheehee | |
hottie_69 | well im leaving like u care | |
jasoN | i care | |
MeltingMan | We'll miss you, hottie_69! | |
jasoN | don't go!! | |
hottie_69 | sure | |
DeRaptor | heheheh, oh, chibi pearl so cute! OW! Who threw the movie canister at my head? | |
jasoN | we haven't gotten nearly perverted enough yet | |
hottie_69 | what will u do 4 me to stay | |
jasoN | de hasn't evemn yelled at me yet, that's how unperverted i am right now | |
DeRaptor | Don't answer that, N. | |
MeltingMan | Heheh.... | |
jasoN | hehe | |
DeRaptor | "d'oh!" | |
hottie_69 | you never told me if you were fat and ugly | |
jasoN | i'll let you play with my bot ;) | |
* Sound request: can't find 'naughtybot.wav' | ||
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jasoN | lol | |
hottie_69 | dont tell me anything | |
jasoN | i'm not fat or ugly | |
DeRaptor | CUTE naughty robot. | |
jasoN | i do smell bad though | |
hottie_69 | how old r you | |
DeRaptor | He's just really frightening-looking. | |
jasoN | i'm 13 | |
MeltingMan | I'm 29 | |
jasoN | shush, de. i'm trying to score! | |
hottie_69 | to young sorry | |
DeRaptor | He's really evil-looking. | |
DeRaptor | Like...um...John Linnell. | |
jasoN | aww, come on | |
* MeltingMan chuckles... | ||
hottie_69 | 29 thats better | |
jasoN | do a kid a favor | |
jasoN | noooooo | |
jasoN | MM is fat AND ugly, pick me! | |
DeRaptor | No, MM just looks like Jesus. | |
hottie_69 | nevermind | |
hottie_69 | Jesus is good | |
jasoN | yeah, who you gonna chose?? Mr. Peanut over there, or ME? | |
MeltingMan | Good? he's the best! | |
hottie_69 | to young sorry | |
DeRaptor | I look like Kenny on South Park. | |
hottie_69 | coo | |
jasoN | i need a t-shirt that says that | |
* DeRaptor huddles into her orange anorak. | ||
hottie_69 | me too | |
jasoN | "Good? he's the best!" not "coo" | |
* DeRaptor sputters something unintelligible and waits for her predictable death. | ||
* jasoN continues to flirt with hottie | ||
DeRaptor | MM looks like Jesus...if he was a girl, and standing on a giant pizza. | |
* MeltingMan updated his site....an "about me" section! Check it out: www.geocities.com/incrediblemeltingman | ||
jasoN | come on, i'm 13 years old, but i look 40 | |
DeRaptor | No, he just looks evil. | |
jasoN | so? | |
hottie_69 | sure if your 13 what grade r u in | |
DarkonZero | I'm invisible. | |
jasoN | hootie liked evil guys | |
jasoN | hottie does too | |
jasoN | 8th grade | |
hottie_69 | yuck | |
* Sound request: can't find 'yuck.wav' | ||
[MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
hottie_69 | i like evil guys sometimes | |
jasoN | i'm helluva tough, like T | |
jasoN | come on | |
jasoN | dont make me whine | |
hottie_69 | r u really 13 | |
DarkonZero | Yes.....he is. | |
DeRaptor | He smells like strawberries. | |
hottie_69 | that is like rape 4 me | |
jasoN | no | |
jasoN | you have to lose the pic, MM..it doesn't look like jesus as much | |
jasoN | i'm actually 18 | |
hottie_69 | yeah right | |
jasoN | and i smell like strawberries | |
jasoN | come on, i am! | |
DeRaptor | He's actually immortal and over 4,000 years old. | |
DeRaptor | And he does smell like strawberries. | |
hottie_69 | sure me to after a long day at work | |
DarkonZero | And I'm still invisible. | |
hottie_69 | and im fat and ugly | |
jasoN | no you're not | |
hottie_69 | no u r right im beautiful | |
jasoN | you're cuter then DZ is, anyway | |
DarkonZero | Ouch. | |
hottie_69 | gotta get the kid hang on | |
DarkonZero | That hurt. | |
DeRaptor | woah. | |
MeltingMan | Yeah....DZ's a 24 hour wide awake nightmare | |
DeRaptor | HE smells like guava. | |
DarkonZero | Thanks alot. | |
hottie_69 | ok im back did u miss me | |
jasoN | no | |
hottie_69 | f off | |
jasoN | and by no i mean yes | |
DeRaptor | I'm so cruel... | |
jasoN | hehehh | |
hottie_69 | ok | |
MeltingMan | I missed you....but I hadn't met you yet! | |
hottie_69 | ok what do u want to know | |
DeRaptor | Melty just smells like melting flesh. That's why I'm way over here. | |
jasoN | what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? | |
DeRaptor | Swallows smell like BIRDIES! | |
MeltingMan | I use Mitchum deodorant, though....you know, with Mitchum you can skip a day! | |
DeRaptor | And I bet you do! | |
hottie_69 | u guys r sick | |
MeltingMan | I skip entire weeks! | |
DarkonZero | Well... | |
jasoN | i know | |
DarkonZero | That we are. | |
jasoN | they sure are | |
DeRaptor | Wow! But really, who couldn't tell? | |
jasoN | stikc with me hottie, i lufe you | |
hottie_69 | lufe | |
jasoN | i'll protect you from their perversion | |
DarkonZero | Yeah...N really lufes ya. | |
[MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
jasoN | especially De | |
DeRaptor | let me tell ya honey, we do things in here that are WAYYY sicker than mere cybersex. | |
jasoN | she's the princess of canada | |
DarkonZero | Sooner or later...he'll show you his N. | |
jasoN | hehheh | |
jasoN | who wants to see my N? | |
* MeltingMan chuckles | ||
DeRaptor | Sometimes...we dress ourselves in nothing but kiwifruit...and we streak #oasis. | |
* jasoN whips out his N before anyone can respond | ||
hottie_69 | coo | |
jasoN | BEHOLD!! | |
DeRaptor | Your N permanently tattooed on your forehead, N. | |
hottie_69 | whats your n | |
MeltingMan | Oh my....you're N! It's.....out! | |
DarkonZero | N's N. | |
jasoN | my N. | |
MeltingMan | You don't wanna know, hottie_69.... | |
hottie_69 | ok | |
DeRaptor | Yeah...it's one of those things...better left...undiscussed, lest it cause disgust. | |
hottie_69 | anyone over 20 | |
jasoN | i am | |
jasoN | i'm 22 | |
DarkonZero | As am I. | |
DeRaptor | I am over 65 million years old. | |
MeltingMan | I'm over 20 feet tall! | |
hottie_69 | rightjason | |
DeRaptor | Wow! | |
jasoN | what?? i am | |
hottie_69 | 1313131313 | |
DeRaptor | leftjason | |
DeRaptor | HOO HA! | |
hottie_69 | 20 feet tall | |
hottie_69 | i say wow | |
* DeRaptor looks at a frightening doodle she made of "John Felinesburgh and John Lizzell". | ||
MeltingMan | Heheh....uh oh... | |
* jasoN looks at hottie | ||
jasoN | o_o | |
hottie_69 | what do u see | |
jasoN | oh, i think you know | |
jasoN | quit picking your nose | |
hottie_69 | no i dont think u know | |
DarkonZero | I know! | |
DarkonZero | I know! | |
hottie_69 | howd u know | |
DarkonZero | That huge tumor. | |
jasoN | i'm helluva smart, like T | |
hottie_69 | gotta go 4 a min baby cryn | |
DeRaptor | He's psychic, like Shirlie Maclaine. | |
MeltingMan | Oh wow..... | |
DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
* MeltingMan wants a baby crayon | ||
DeRaptor | She's married to the baby, I bet. You're diggin' with a hitched chick, N. | |
* DarkonZero has the feeling that someone's married or something. | ||
jasoN | NOO! | |
jasoN | don't say that!! | |
* DeRaptor cackles. | ||
jasoN | we're in lufe!!! | |
MeltingMan | Heheheheh | |
DarkonZero | Man...N is serious.... | |
DeRaptor | Which is a lot like lufe, but not anything like it. | |
DarkonZero | Wow. | |
jasoN | you bet i am! | |
jasoN | quit spreading rumors about my woman | |
[MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | N will be on Sally Jesse Raphael someday, | |
DarkonZero | period. | |
jasoN | oh, yeah.. | |
MeltingMan | EWWW!!! | |
* jasoN puts away his N | ||
* DeRaptor dances to the sappy power puff song. | ||
DarkonZero | De.....you | |
DarkonZero | 're scaring the children | |
MeltingMan | It's great in the 'toon....they play the guitar....but they don't have fingers...and....they play perty well for not having fingers. | |
DarkonZero | MM....cover your eye...... | |
jasoN | and me too | |
DeRaptor | wow...no fingers. | |
hottie_69 | ok im back | |
DeRaptor | Wow...Melty has one eye...and so does Gypsy! Coincidence? I think not. | |
jasoN | WB!! | |
MeltingMan | So does Sammy Davis Jr. , De... | |
hottie_69 | HELLO | |
DarkonZero | Ok...am I the only one who's gonna be mature and responsible tonight? | |
DeRaptor | sayyyy | |
hottie_69 | no i will | |
DeRaptor | Somebody's gonna be mature and responsible?!? | |
jasoN | actually, you probably wont be either, DZ | |
DeRaptor | I wonder what that would be like... | |
DarkonZero | De...you should...you're the oldest. | |
DarkonZero | You're like 40. | |
* MeltingMan faints at hearing "mature and responsible" in the same sentence.... | ||
DeRaptor | I'm a hundred million bajillion. | |
hottie_69 | wow u r old | |
DarkonZero | Me? | |
* DeRaptor finds the smelling salts and pours them on Melty's face...only to watch them be absorbed into his meltingflesh. Ewwwwwww. | ||
hottie_69 | dunno how old u r | |
jasoN | stay away from my woman, DZ! | |
DarkonZero | Well.....I turn 10 soon. | |
hottie_69 | u r not talkin | |
hottie_69 | jason | |
jasoN | huh? | |
DeRaptor | Hottie, what's the number in your name mean? I heard it meant you really like that number. A lot of people seem to like that number, though, and I don't know why. | |
hottie_69 | theres a guy named jason im like in love with | |
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hottie_69 | i like that number | |
MeltingMan | Oh....jasoN must hate you! | |
DarkonZero | Well....there goes N. | |
DeRaptor | hottie...while he's gone...he only loves you for your PEZ. | |
MeltingMan | He's gone..... | |
MeltingMan | But it's better to have lufed and losed then never to have lufed at all. | |
hottie_69 | u r right i learned that 4 myself | |
DarkonZero | I thought it was loved then lost? | |
DarkonZero | What do I know....I'm 10. | |
DeRaptor | And I'm a hundred million bajillion! | |
DeRaptor | I like PEZ too. | |
hottie_69 | its too late 4 yoo to be up | |
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*** jasoN has joined #Deep13 | ||
DarkonZero | De...you're 40 and you know it......you nut. | |
* jasoN jasons in | ||
jasoN | damn AOL.. | |
hottie_69 | hi jason | |
DarkonZero | WB N. | |
* DeRaptor pretends to not have been making out with hottie. | ||
MeltingMan | GAH! | |
* DeRaptor walks away, whistling innocently. | ||
jasoN | woah | |
MeltingMan | Heheh | |
hottie_69 | was it good | |
* jasoN pretends to not have survailance cameras in the room | ||
* DeRaptor cackles. | ||
DeRaptor | I only wanted you for your PEZ, dammit! Is that so hard to understand? | |
jasoN | is it technicly lesbianism if one is a dinosaur? | |
MeltingMan | Sex for PEZ: Tonight on Springer. | |
hottie_69 | no im watchin that | |
DarkonZero | De...that's all that you always want....is PEZ. Can't you show some compassion!?! | |
DeRaptor | Idunno, is Crow really a woman? | |
MeltingMan | Oh wow! | |
hottie_69 | no way hes hotttttt | |
jasoN | why dont you check | |
DeRaptor | PEZ is my life, and...and...if you can't understand that, I don't want to be with you! | |
DarkonZero | Well....I didn't say I didn't understand. | |
* DeRaptor pounces hottie and renders her into a fine pulp. | ||
DeRaptor | You stay 'way from my 'bot, foo! | |
MeltingMan | Heheh | |
hottie_69 | ok i like pez u f r | |
jasoN | fritter? | |
hottie_69 | kindda like that | |
jasoN | i thought so | |
hottie_69 | DR you remind me of my babys dad | |
DeRaptor | Wait...I didn't render her into a fine pulp, i only managed to dislodge any small amount coherency in the language center of her brain. | |
jasoN | so hottie, i want to meet you . i'm having my 24th birthday next week, wanna come? | |
hottie_69 | ok | |
* DarkonZero goes to look for the book "The Joy Of PEZ" and looks at number 69..... | ||
hottie_69 | where | |
DarkonZero | WOAH! | |
* MeltingMan laughs | ||
jasoN | it's in Canada | |
jasoN | we have a place in Montreal | |
hottie_69 | sure ill go 1000000miles away | |
jasoN | it'll be great, Troy and Zap will be there | |
DeRaptor | He lives with Bob the Angry Flower, who is his mother. | |
hottie_69 | gotta work and baby | |
jasoN | Bob will be there | |
MeltingMan | <hottie> I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more... | |
jasoN | bring the baby along | |
jasoN | we have plenty of beer | |
hottie_69 | shes too little to go that far | |
jasoN | aww, come on | |
* DarkonZero continues looking at "The Joy Of PEZ" and then shows it to MM. | ||
hottie_69 | dont drink beer whisky | |
DarkonZero | DAMN!!! | |
jasoN | we only drink beer up here | |
MeltingMan | Oh wow.... | |
hottie_69 | sorry | |
* DeRaptor is the baby's father, you know. It has a tail and sharp pointy teeth and feathers, right? | ||
hottie_69 | kinda | |
jasoN | Sartoris will be there..he baked a cake entirely out of beer! | |
hottie_69 | hes an asshole | |
* DarkonZero shows De "The Joy Of PEZ"...... | ||
jasoN | o_O | |
* MeltingMan remembers the I am Weasel ep where Weasel and a human woman had offspring and they were a mutated mixture of the two... | ||
jasoN | MM, what the hell are you watching? | |
hottie_69 | my babys beatiful | |
MeltingMan | Oh....nuthin. | |
DarkonZero | MM's watching demented porn again. | |
hottie_69 | so is my bro | |
MeltingMan | Weasel porn isn't demented! | |
* DeRaptor reads the joy of PEZ. | ||
* DeRaptor runs off to Longs. | ||
jasoN | 15,2Quote added: 2,15 <MeltingMan> Weasel porn isn't demented! | |
hottie_69 | i like porn | |
MeltingMan | What's your favorite porn film, hottie_69? | |
DarkonZero | Where'd De run of to again? | |
DarkonZero | To Longs? | |
hottie_69 | any will do if im havn fun | |
jasoN | what's your favorite, though? | |
jasoN | we all have favorites | |
hottie_69 | your too young 4 this | |
jasoN | no i'm not! | |
hottie_69 | 13 | |
jasoN | i have lots of porn | |
DarkonZero | Actually N is of legal age. | |
* DeRaptor brings back tons of PEZ. | ||
hottie_69 | sterling assets | |
DarkonZero | De..what are you doing with the PEZ? | |
* DeRaptor eats the PEZ. | ||
DeRaptor | duh. | |
* MeltingMan ponders the book "1001 Naughty uses for PEZ"..... | ||
hottie_69 | so legal age huh | |
DeRaptor | Oh my. | |
* jasoN borrows a copy of "Willie the Woodchuck gets lucky" from iMM | ||
jasoN | yup, legal age | |
DeRaptor | Yikes. He's got a lot of cartoon porn, huh? | |
hottie_69 | do u know what legal age is | |
jasoN | yeah | |
hottie_69 | and | |
jasoN | i'm 23, i told you | |
hottie_69 | u also said 13 | |
jasoN | my 24th birthday is next week | |
hottie_69 | day | |
jasoN | no u didn't... | |
DeRaptor | I bet he's got the Bugs and Lola porno that spun off of Space Jam? | |
MeltingMan | Yeah.....there's an episode of Scooby Doo they never showed....ever wonder what Fred, Daphne and Velma do when Shaggy and Scoob go off on their own? | |
DeRaptor | Oh my. | |
jasoN | you kiddin De? he has 2 copies, 1's autographed | |
DeRaptor | Shaggy and Scoob...that's some kinky stuff, Melt. | |
MeltingMan | Heheh....oh wow! | |
jasoN | lol | |
jasoN | oh no.. | |
*** UrbanD is on IRC | ||
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hottie_69 | MM u sound cool how old r u | |
DarkonZero | Hekko Urb. | |
MeltingMan | Hey three, UrbanD. | |
UrbanD | oo, melt got a groupie, eh? | |
MeltingMan | I don't know, hottie_69. | |
MeltingMan | I lost count. | |
UrbanD | hello dz, melt, et al | |
hottie_69 | ok too old then | |
UrbanD | hottie, are you 12 or 13? | |
DeRaptor | Hey UD. | |
hottie_69 | 20 | |
UrbanD | ah. of course. | |
UrbanD | hello DR | |
jasoN | don't pick on hottie, urban..she my woman! | |
jasoN | right, baby? | |
UrbanD | oh? my bad. why she jockin MM then? | |
hottie_69 | my bro picked the name before i got here from work | |
jasoN | she likes to mess around | |
UrbanD | i see. | |
MeltingMan | It's nothing....everyone knows I love my weiner man! | |
[MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
UrbanD | ??? | |
UrbanD | oi.. | |
hottie_69 | how old r u urban | |
DarkonZero | Yeah....MM and his weiner man. | |
DeRaptor | Yep. | |
UrbanD | me? | |
DeRaptor | They're inseperable. | |
hottie_69 | baby cryn hang on | |
UrbanD | i'm like, uh.. <snicker> | |
UrbanD | hee hee, sorry. | |
* DeRaptor shows Urban "The Joy of Weiners". | ||
MeltingMan | He gives me gifts that no one else can.....WEINERS! | |
UrbanD | i've seen enough of that. | |
* UrbanD gets back to writing his speech | ||
* jasoN grins, laughs, and.. | ||
jasoN | 15,2Quote added: 2,15 * DeRaptor shows Urban "The Joy of Weiners". | |
UrbanD | very nice | |
DeRaptor | ACK! | |
* DeRaptor kicks N. | ||
* MeltingMan laughs | ||
jasoN | thank you | |
* DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like Krankor! | ||
[SOUND] | ||
DeRaptor | You stupid Ishmael. | |
jasoN | owie! | |
UrbanD | oo, hey now.. | |
jasoN | you silly perverted raptor | |
UrbanD | no need to get brak | |
UrbanD | no need to get brash | |
[MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
DeRaptor | BRAK! | |
UrbanD | jason, how can i display that quote? is it searchable? | |
jasoN | type jquote, search _____ | |
UrbanD | hmm. | |
UrbanD | what's the format for those? cuz sometimes it's been xquote, etc | |
UrbanD | jquote, search Weiners | |
jasoN | type jquote, search weiners for instance | |
jasoN | 2Quote containing Weiners:15,2* DeRaptor shows Urban "The Joy of Weiners". | |
UrbanD | jquote, search being an idiot | |
jasoN | 15No quote containing 2being an idiot 15were in my file. | |
DeRaptor | jquote, search weinerman | |
UrbanD | weird. | |
jasoN | 15No quote containing 2weinerman 15were in my file. | |
DeRaptor | jquote, search weiner man | |
jasoN | 15No quote containing 2weiner man 15were in my file. | |
UrbanD | jquote, search anything | |
jasoN | 2Quote containing anything:15,2<MSTAnon> I wonder if Pika-pi is anything like Wizard-wiz... | |
DeRaptor | jquote, search bite me | |
jasoN | 15No quote containing 2bite me 15were in my file. | |
DeRaptor | jquote, search hoo ha | |
jasoN | 15No quote containing 2hoo ha 15were in my file. | |
hottie_69 | im back does anyone care | |
DeRaptor | jquote, search you suck | |
UrbanD | jquote, search | |
jasoN | 2Quote containing you suck:15,2* Scorpio is now away -<(if you need me say my name)>- -<(p:On+l:On)>- <jasoN> scorpio <Scorpio> what? <jasoN> you suck <Scorpio> oh ok <jasoN> scorpio <Scorpio> what? <jasoN> hi <Scorpio> hey <jasoN> scorpio <Scorpio> what? <jasoN> hello <Scorpio> hi <Wookieegirl> scorpio <Scorpio> what? <Wookieegirl> hehehe <Wookieegirl> oh <Scorpio> jerkmos.... | |
jasoN | No search query entered. | |
DeRaptor | Not really, hottie. | |
jasoN | i care!! | |
UrbanD | lol @ de | |
MeltingMan | jquote, search care | |
jasoN | be nice to my woman, de | |
hottie_69 | i dont like u dr | |
jasoN | 2Quote containing care:15,2<RevengeOfTheCambot> Why not CARE? <RevengeOfTheCambot> Didn't you watch the Care BEARS? <RevengeOfTheCambot> Wait a minute...are Care Bears kinky? <BobIshmael> No... <BobIshmael> But, those bouncing bears are.. <BobIshmael> What are they.. <RevengeOfTheCambot> Gummi bears? | |
UrbanD | oofah | |
UrbanD | jquote, search vomit | |
jasoN | 2Quote containing vomit:15,2<MeltingMan> Shame on you for not including some vomit in your quotes, ThejasoN. | |
UrbanD | hee hee hee | |
jasoN | lol | |
UrbanD | boy did that work out well | |
* UrbanD returns to his speech | ||
MeltingMan | Heheheh | |
hottie_69 | urban how old r u | |
UrbanD | i'm like 19 or some crap | |
* MeltingMan ponders measuring age in "crap" | ||
UrbanD | lemme check.. | |
* UrbanD slices off an arm and counts the rings | ||
hottie_69 | i dont like u either | |
UrbanD | yeah, i'm 19. | |
UrbanD | who doesnt like who? you dont like me? | |
MeltingMan | I'm 17,9345 B.M's old | |
DarkonZero | Damn....am I the only 10 year old that knows more than the rest of you? | |
UrbanD | you dont know more than me :P | |
DarkonZero | I do! | |
UrbanD | bullshit | |
UrbanD | prove it | |
hottie_69 | gotta go 4 a few be back | |
DarkonZero | No... | |
DarkonZero | I don't have to...I'm 10. | |
UrbanD | how many pits in a pair? | |
DarkonZero | :P | |
DarkonZero | There. | |
UrbanD | right, copout answer. idiot. | |
UrbanD | so who's this hottie chick, really, and why doesn't she like anyone cool? | |
MeltingMan | jquote, search hot | |
jasoN | 2Quote containing hot:15,2*** Ghoul-ku changes topic to 'I love you Goku (this topic was set by many hot women, not Goku)' | |
jasoN | she likes me | |
UrbanD | <UrbanD> so who's this hottie chick, really, and why doesn't she like anyone cool? | |
DarkonZero | N is helluva cool! | |
UrbanD | exactly. | |
DeRaptor | N has the reek of Ishmael on him. | |
DarkonZero | He's helluva cool, like T! | |
MeltingMan | jquote, search reek | |
jasoN | 15No quote containing 2reek 15were in my file. | |
UrbanD | he's got IshmaelStank | |
MeltingMan | jquote, search stink | |
UrbanD | jquote, search stank | |
jasoN | 15No quote containing 2stink 15were in my file. | |
jasoN | 15No quote containing 2stank 15were in my file. | |
MeltingMan | This stinks! | |
UrbanD | hehehe | |
UrbanD | add some cool quotes to your file, jason, lol | |
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*** jasoN is now known as ishmaeL | ||
MeltingMan | jquote, search smell | |
ishmaeL | 2Quote containing smell:15,2<Sentroid91> hey! That Karl Marx-looking man is gone from b-moviechannel.com <MeltingMan> Awww. <MSTAnon> Okay, time for go to bed. * MSTAnon farts. <DarkonZero> He's gonna smell bad in the morning. <Sentroid91> who? Karl Marx? <DarkonZero> No...Anon. <MeltingMan> He smells bad now. <Sentroid91> what about Karl? <MeltingMan> I'm not smelling Karl. | |
DeRaptor | heehee | |
UrbanD | dammit people, stop retracting me from my work | |
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DarkonZero | Hippies? | |
ishmaeL | 15,2Quote added: 2,15 * MeltingMan ponders measuring age in "crap" | |
ishmaeL | 15,2Quote added: 2,15 <hottie_69> ok i like pez u f r | |
DarkonZero | I was born in the 70's.....I should be called "Discolad" or something to that nature. | |
MeltingMan | Heheheh | |
MeltingMan | jquote, search heheheh | |
ishmaeL | 2Quote containing heheheh:15,2<Yoda> bigger is better! <Yoda> hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe | |
ishmaeL | 15,2Quote added: 2,15 * MeltingMan ponders the book "1001 Naughty uses for PEZ"..... | |
DeRaptor | jquote search hippies | |
MeltingMan | jquote, search hip | |
DeRaptor | jquote, search hippies | |
ishmaeL | 2Quote containing hip:15,2<Starshipe> jessee can you show us that beutiful ass? * jasoN looks at shipe <jasoN> o_O <Starshipe> lol wrong chat guys sorry lol | |
ishmaeL | 15,2Quote added: 2,15 <MeltingMan> Yeah.....there's an episode of Scooby Doo they never showed....ever wonder what Fred, Daphne and Velma do when Shaggy and Scoob go off on their own? <DeRaptor> Shaggy and Scoob...that's some kinky stuff, Melt. <MeltingMan> Heheh....oh wow! | |
ishmaeL | 15No quote containing 2hippies 15were in my file. | |
MeltingMan | jquote, search leave | |
ishmaeL | 2Quote containing leave:15,2<NG007MACLEODSOUTHPARK> screwe you hippie!! <EVILjasoN> NG, i order you to leave my presence at one! *** NG007MACLEODSOUTHPARK has quit IRC ((signed off)) <MSTAnon> LOL! <EVILjasoN> funny how that works | |
MeltingMan | jquote, search cheese | |
ishmaeL | 15No quote containing 2cheese 15were in my file. | |
MeltingMan | jquote, search serving | |
ishmaeL | no cheese? | |
ishmaeL | 15No quote containing 2serving 15were in my file. | |
ishmaeL | hmmm | |
DarkonZero | Ok.....so....UrbanD just comes in here to write speeches and then insult us for distracting him. | |
MeltingMan | jquote, search hits | |
ishmaeL | 15No quote containing 2hits 15were in my file. | |
ishmaeL | someone say something funny with "cheese" in it | |
MeltingMan | jquote, search fried | |
ishmaeL | 2Quote containing fried:15,2<BobIshmael> Doritos suck. Fritos are good. Cheetoes are better. <MeltingMan> I agree with Bob.... <MeltingMan> I'm scared! <BobIshmael> Sunchips are pretty good. <ThejasoN> doh, now i agree with bob <ThejasoN> heeelp! <BobIshmael> THIS ISN'T HOLLYWOOD SQUARES! <ThejasoN> and you're not gilbert gottfried | |
hottie_69 | im back | |
ishmaeL | hello, hottie | |
hottie_69 | hi jason | |
MeltingMan | wb, hottie_69! | |
ishmaeL | did you miss me? | |
hottie_69 | yes i did | |
ishmaeL | oh good | |
ishmaeL | i was bored without you | |
DarkonZero | N...I missed ya. | |
ishmaeL | i had to watch another of MM's pornos | |
hottie_69 | sure u was | |
MeltingMan | hottie_69 takes a nothing day and suddenly makes it seem worthwhile for N. | |
ishmaeL | it was about Harry The Hedgehog | |
* ishmaeL just eyes MM | ||
* MeltingMan ponders porN | ||
*** ishmaeL is now known as CapnN | ||
DeRaptor | He has his own cereal. It's Nlicious. | |
MeltingMan | Heh | |
hottie_69 | stop being mean | |
* CapnN smiles at the camera | ||
CapnN | buy it, kids! | |
MeltingMan | CapnN 's filming a porN movie! | |
CapnN | it has alot of seamen in it | |
hottie_69 | im going to go chat somewhere else bye | |
* CapnN chuckles a bit | ||
MeltingMan | Awwww... | |
CapnN | bye, my love | |
* DeRaptor cringes. | ||
CapnN | we'll miss you | |
DeRaptor | I hope there's no "seamen" in your cereal. | |
DarkonZero | DAH! | |
MeltingMan | Oh wow! | |
*** hottie_69 has left #deep13 | ||
CapnN | yeah, there's little marshmallow seamen | |
DarkonZero | Ok.......this was odd, yet funnt. | |
MeltingMan | Awww....I miss hottie_69 already. | |
CapnN | it was | |
* DarkonZero returns to beingf his 23 year old self......which isn't much of a change from being a 10 year old. | ||
DeRaptor | Yeah, she had more testosterone than all of you put together! | |
* DeRaptor hides. | ||
* DeRaptor snickers. | ||
DarkonZero | Hmmmm... | |
MeltingMan | heheheh. | |
DarkonZero | She probably does. | |
CapnN | you know, i dont think i really lufe her.. | |
DarkonZero | You know you do. | |
DeRaptor | I'm mean and bad. But I like being mean and bad. Try to stop me. | |
MeltingMan | She's probably some 245 pound illiterate truck driver named "Skeeter" | |
* CapnN stops de | ||
CapnN | i was thinking "Earl" but we have the same idea, iMM | |
MeltingMan | Heheh | |
DarkonZero | I was thinking Billy Bob. | |
* DeRaptor kicks N and continues being mean and bad. | ||
* CapnN glues De to the floor | ||
* DeRaptor glues CapnN's butt to the ceiling. | ||
DarkonZero | De...you kicked him in his N! | |
CapnN | now you're stopped | |
CapnN | ow!!!! | |
CapnN | my N! | |
DeRaptor | Yeah! His wimpy little N! On his stupid forehead! | |
* MeltingMan chuckles. | ||
* CapnN eats his cereal and gets really strong | ||
* CapnN throws De helluva far away | ||
* Sound request: can't find 'popeye.wav' | ||
[MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | Woa....look at De fly! | |
* MeltingMan ponders Popeye the Seaman | ||
DarkonZero | MM....no. | |
CapnN | all the seamen in my cereal...builds healthy skin and bones! | |
* DeRaptor curdles. | ||
CapnN | well, at least i stopped you | |
* Sound request: can't find 'popeye2.wav' | ||
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DarkonZero | Ok.......no more about seamen. | |
CapnN | no hard feelings, have some cereal | |
* DeRaptor comes back, eats some candy bars, and throws N to Pluto. | ||
DarkonZero | MICKEY'S DOG! | |
DarkonZero | NOOOOOOOO! | |
* CapnN feeds Pluto some cereal | ||
*** hottie_69 has joined #deep13 | ||
CapnN | hottie!!!!!!!! | |
DarkonZero | Hekko again. | |
CapnN | we were just talking about you | |
MeltingMan | We missed you! | |
DeRaptor | Pluto is a planet. It doesn't like cereal. | |
CapnN | want some cereal? | |
hottie_69 | as long its wo seamen | |
CapnN | you're no fun... | |
hottie_69 | what did u say bout me | |
* Sound request: can't find 'popeye2.wav' | ||
[CapnN SOUND] | ||
CapnN | we said you're helluva tough, like T | |
DarkonZero | N couldn't stop about how much he lufes you. | |
hottie_69 | im not tough | |
hottie_69 | i lufe him too | |
hottie_69 | leave us alone were in lufe | |
DeRaptor | N only lufes you for your seamen, hottie. | |
DarkonZero | Well..... | |
DarkonZero | Should we leave them alone, eh? | |
DeRaptor | .oO{Now that just sounds wrong...GOOD!} | |
CapnN | De! You hypocrite | |
* MeltingMan laughs | ||
hottie_69 | well if i have seamen theres something wrong | |
DeRaptor | Don't you have many seamen waiting on your beautiful self 24/7? | |
CapnN | would you like some..i have plenty | |
hottie_69 | who have seamen waitin | |
DarkonZero | Let's leave them alone......let them "develop" a "relationship". | |
* MeltingMan cringes.... | ||
hottie_69 | no i was kiddin | |
MeltingMan | kitten!? | |
hottie_69 | i lufe u all | |
* Sound request: can't find 'kittens.wav' | ||
[MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
hottie_69 | pussy | |
MeltingMan | Are you happy and gay, hottie_69? | |
MeltingMan | I am! | |
hottie_69 | sure y not | |
* Sound request: can't find 'imgay.wav' | ||
[MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
* DarkonZero is away! 3,0REASON:(I'm spent.....)3,0 | ||
CapnN | hehheh | |
MeltingMan | Oh wow! | |
CapnN | oh, my | |
DeRaptor | Oh cheese...this channel's gettin' kinky. | |
* Sound request: can't find 'imgay.wav' | ||
[CapnN SOUND] | ||
hottie_69 | baby AGAIN be back \ | |
* DarkonZero is back... | ||
*** CrowTRobot has joined #Deep13 | ||
* CrowTRobot falls out of the Umbilicus into #Deep13. | ||
*** Mars sets mode: +o CrowTRobot | ||
DarkonZero | Damn. | |
MeltingMan | Baby got back! | |
CapnN | thanks De, now i have a quote containing "cheese" | |
CapnN | 15,2Quote added: 2,15 <DeRaptor> Oh cheese...this channel's gettin' kinky. | |
CrowTRobot | Hi De! You said there's cookies in here for me? | |
* DeRaptor laughs at Crow's naivete. | ||
CapnN | hey Crow, want some cereal? | |
CrowTRobot | Whaddaya want? | |
CrowTRobot | Hey! There's kinky things going on in here! That's yucky! | |
* CrowTRobot runs to his room. | ||
* MeltingMan wonders how much sheilding of Crow's eyes De's gonna have to do... | ||
* CapnN gives crow some cereal | ||
CapnN | it's high in protein.. | |
DeRaptor | It has little marshmallow seamen in it, Crow. | |
DarkonZero | Time for a bit of solitude... | |
* DarkonZero gets out his 4,1CUBE OF SOLITUDE4,16,0...and steps into it. | ||
*** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
*** DarkonZero is now known as DZInCube | ||
CrowTRobot | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! | |
DeRaptor | And special "milk". | |
hottie_69 | im back again | |
* Sound request: can't find 'baddream.wav' | ||
[MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
CapnN | hottie added the milk | |
CapnN | right, baby? | |
hottie_69 | yep | |
hottie_69 | did ya like it | |
CapnN | yes, very tasty | |
CapnN | the seamen didn't get soggy | |
hottie_69 | baby again sorry be back again | |
CapnN | you know, this conversation is getting to odd even for me | |
*** CapnN is now known as jasoN | ||
* DeRaptor wonders what Bob would think of his soN. | ||
jasoN | bob would be proud..you know that | |
* CrowTRobot cries. | ||
MeltingMan | <Bob> I love my deac gay son! | |
MeltingMan | <Bob> I love my dead gay son! | |
DZInCube | Bob is always proud of N. | |
jasoN | what was that, DZ? | |
DZInCube | Bob is always proud of N. | |
jasoN | speak up..i cant hear you in that thing | |
DZInCube | On Wednesdays. | |
jasoN | huh? | |
jasoN | what? | |
* jasoN climbs in the cube | ||
DZInCube | Dammit, | |
*** jasoN has left IRC | ||
*** jasoN is now known as jasInCube | ||
DZInCube | Gt outta my cube! | |
DZInCube | Get even! | |
jasInCube | hey, you have cable in here! | |
jasInCube | cooool | |
CrowTRobot | Can I come in too? | |
jasInCube | sure | |
*** CrowTRobot is now known as CrowInCube | ||
DZInCube | Dammit..... | |
CrowInCube | Wow! You get the cooking channel! | |
DZInCube | I shouldn't have installed that. | |
* jasInCube flicks through the channels | ||
DZInCube | Gimme that back! | |
CrowInCube | Hey! stop! I wanna see the Crocodile Hunter! | |
jasInCube | the iMM cartoon porn channel? what a selection you have, DZ | |
DeRaptor | What are you doing in there, young man? | |
*** DeRaptor has left IRC | ||
*** DeRaptor is now known as DeInCube | ||
jasInCube | oh, hi De | |
DeInCube | WOW is it crowded in here. | |
DZInCube | Great.... | |
DeInCube | I think my tail is stuck. | |
jasInCube | who farted???? | |
MeltingMan | Dammit...now I have to get in the cube! | |
jasInCube | aggggghhh | |
DZInCube | I never thought I'd get a girl in my cube..... | |
*** MeltingMan has left IRC | ||
*** MeltingMan is now known as MeltInCube | ||
CrowInCube | I can't feel my feet! Oh, they're over there. | |
DZInCube | Great... | |
CrowInCube | Ewww! De, he's getting his goop all over me! | |
DZInCube | Swell.... | |
MeltInCube | That sludge all over everyone is me... | |
jasInCube | hey, quit grabbing my ass, crow! | |
CrowInCube | Whaddaya want? | |
jasInCube | oh, that's you DZ | |
jasInCube | ;P | |
CrowInCube | Oh, that's your ass? | |
DZInCube | GET OUTTA MY CUBE!!!!!! | |
*** jasInCube is now known as jasoN | ||
*** jasoN is on IRC | ||
DeInCube | Get your claw off my ass, moron! | |
DZInCube | GTE OUT! | |
CrowInCube | Oh. | |
jasoN | yikes.. | |
* CrowInCube hops out of the cube. | ||
*** CrowInCube is now known as CrowTRobot | ||
MeltInCube | I'm stayin' in the damn cube. | |
*** DeInCube is now known as DeRaptor | ||
*** DeRaptor is on IRC | ||
DZInCube | Well.... | |
jasoN | hehe, iMM is puddling at the bottom | |
DZInCube | Oh great..... | |
* jasoN gets his own cube | ||
DZInCube | Thanks MM. | |
DeRaptor | hoo ha! | |
MeltInCube | You can freeze the cube and make frozen me-cicles! The tasty treat that tastes like melted meat! | |
*** jasoN has left IRC | ||
*** jasoN is now known as jasInCube | ||
jasInCube | 15,2Quote added: 2,15 <MeltInCube> You can freeze the cube and make frozen me-cicles! The tasty treat that tastes like melted meat! | |
CrowTRobot | ewww. | |
jasInCube | tell me about it | |
DZInCube | MM is proud that he likes to be eaten..... | |
DZInCube | And that's disturbing. | |
MeltInCube | I eat back, though. | |
jasInCube | AGHHH! | |
DeRaptor | Oh my! | |
* jasInCube vomits all over crow | ||
CrowTRobot | EWWW! De, can we have our own cube? | |
DZInCube | Thanks...you left me withthe perv!!!!! | |
DeRaptor | Yeah, let me rig one up. | |
* DeRaptor makes a cube. | ||
*** DeRaptor has left IRC | ||
*** DeRaptor is now known as DeInCube | ||
jasInCube | 15,2Quote added: 2,15 <MeltInCube> You can freeze the cube and make frozen me-cicles! The tasty treat that tastes like melted meat! <DZInCube> MM is proud that he likes to be eaten..... <MeltInCube> I eat back, though. | |
* CrowTRobot climbs in. | ||
*** CrowTRobot is now known as CrowInCube | ||
CrowInCube | It's kinda cramped in here, too. | |
DeInCube | Yeah. It is. Get your freezing metal feet offa me! | |
CrowInCube | Oh...sorry. | |
* jasInCube grabs his skunk collection and drops them in De's cube | ||
DZInCube | Uh........I patented the "CUBE" so......there is some money to me that is involved....*COUGH* | |
hottie_69 | im back 4 the 800000000time | |
* jasInCube locks the door | ||
* DeInCube makes skunk stew and force-feeds it to N. | ||
jasInCube | you're locked in your cube.. | |
jasInCube | cheater | |
jasInCube | CHEATER! | |
DeInCube | I'm maaagic. | |
[MeltInCube SOUND] | ||
MeltInCube | Trumpy! | |
hottie_69 | r u too busy 4 me | |
jasInCube | !meltingman croc_getdown.wav | |
jasInCube | !meltingman croc_getdown.wav | |
jasInCube | doh.. | |
DeInCube | Oh wow...I hadn't heard that before. | |
MeltInCube | 'ling made it | |
MeltInCube | I think... | |
hottie_69 | fine im leavin ok | |
DeInCube | wow. 'ling...very...'linglike. | |
jasInCube | goodbye, my love | |
CrowInCube | Fine with me, scary lady! | |
[MeltInCube SOUND] | ||
hottie_69 | r u going to talk 2 me | |
DZInCube | It's time to return to socializing... | |
* DZInCube steps out of his 4,1CUBE OF SOLITUDE4,16,0...and puts it away. | ||
*** DZInCube is now known as DarkonZero | ||
*** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
hottie_69 | scary how | |
DarkonZero | Well.... | |
*** jasInCube is now known as jasoN_69 | ||
*** MeltInCube is now known as MeltingMan | ||
*** MeltingMan is on IRC | ||
MeltingMan | Oh wow! | |
* jasoN_69 winks at everyone | ||
* MeltingMan only has one eye and he can't blink because he has no eyelids... | ||
hottie_69 | i lufe u jason | |
jasoN_69 | i lufe you too | |
* DeInCube pushes Crow out of the cube. | ||
* CrowInCube falls on his ass. | ||
*** CrowInCube is now known as CrowTRobot | ||
hottie_69 | just makin sure | |
CrowTRobot | Ow! Jerk. | |
jasoN_69 | anyone else wanna 69 with my chick? | |
jasoN_69 | she's wiiiiild | |
CrowTRobot | isn't that the symbol for Cancer? | |
hottie_69 | jason wanna do a private chat | |
MeltingMan | <Johnny Carson> She's some weird...wild stuff... | |
jasoN_69 | okay | |
[MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
jasoN_69 | what is this from? | |
MeltingMan | It's a Crocodile Hunter remix that 'ling made | |
jasoN_69 | ahh | |
* DeInCube is disturbed by all this talk of facial features and haunches. | ||
jasoN_69 | it's pretty cool | |
* MeltingMan laughs | ||
*** DeInCube is now known as DeRaptor | ||
*** DeRaptor is on IRC | ||
DeRaptor | Man, it still stinks out here. | |
DeRaptor | It's the reek of Ishmael. | |
jasoN_69 | dont look at me! | |
MeltingMan | 69....facial features....haunches....seamen.... | |
jasoN_69 | 15,2Quote added: 2,15 <MeltingMan> 69....facial features....haunches....seamen.... | |
MeltingMan | Heheh....oh wow! | |
DarkonZero | I'm gonna be in the lobby for a bit....... | |
Session Close: Mon Mar 06 23:37:37 2000 | ||
Session Start: Mon Mar 06 23:40:11 2000 | ||
*** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
*** Topic is '#Deep13 whants to send uts condulenses to ohmeguh as e combsted this morning. Let's humor ling by saying the topic is 1,1|SpAnKy| lufes Brittney Spears ' | ||
*** Set by Sentroid91 on Mon Mar 06 21:30:50 | ||
MeltingMan | Hey there, DZ. | |
jasoN_69 | WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP! | |
[MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | Well....hekko. | |
MeltingMan | Mimi could never replace my weiner man, though... | |
DeRaptor | We know... | |
MeltingMan | Good...so don't talk about it. | |
*** UrbanD has joined #deep13 | ||
DeRaptor | Okay. | |
DeRaptor | When's the wedding? | |
jasoN_69 | WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP! | |
*** UrbanD has left IRC | ||
*** UrbanD has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
DarkonZero | Ok. | |
DarkonZero | Urb really doesn't like us. | |
DeRaptor | He's insane and nuts and stuff. | |
MeltingMan | Not like us. | |
MeltingMan | .jquote | |
jasoN_69 | 2,15Quote:15,2 * Wookieegirl grabs a kosher salami and yells her war-cry <Wookieegirl> OOOOOOYE VEY!!!!!!! <Wookieegirl> HIKIKEYBA! <Wookieegirl> *ker-kosher-WHACK* | |
*** UrbanD has joined #deep13 | ||
MeltingMan | Hey there, Urban | |
DarkonZero | WB. | |
*** UrbanD has left IRC | ||
*** UrbanD has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
DarkonZero | Ok... | |
DarkonZero | He's now zooming us. | |
MeltingMan | Gee whiz, 'badD. | |
* Sound request: can't find 'llama.wav' | ||
[MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
DeRaptor | He says mIRC is crashing his computer. | |
DarkonZero | Oh... | |
MeltingMan | Hmmm...I hates when that happens. | |
DeRaptor | "Ain't there no rule that says these folks can't touch that smelly old Ishmael if they want, ain't that right Mikey?" | |
* MeltingMan chuckles... | ||
CrowTRobot | HEY! Who took my string cheese? | |
DeRaptor | Shut up, Crow. | |
* DarkonZero burps... | ||
* Sound request: can't find '2stupiddogs.wav' | ||
[MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
* jasoN_69 stuffs a sock in DarkonZero's gaping mouth | ||
DarkonZero | Hmphmmmm! | |
* Sound request: can't find 'underdog.wav' | ||
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* CrowTRobot glares at DZ. | ||
* Sound request: can't find 'gadget.wav' | ||
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* DarkonZero spit the sock out to De. | ||
DarkonZero | spits even | |
* Sound request: can't find 'brakshakespeare.wav' | ||
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DeRaptor | The Japanese scare me. | |
DarkonZero | The Japanese are odd....but good people. | |
MeltingMan | Heheheh....those snacks were Squid flavored, I think... | |
DeRaptor | wow. tentacles? | |
MeltingMan | I don't know...but there was a squid on the package... | |
CrowTRobot | Ewww...those japanese and their tentacle porn. | |
DarkonZero | The prawn chips aren't bad. | |
MeltingMan | And the mascots were those homosexual cheerio guys. | |
DeRaptor | yeiks. | |
[jasoN_69 SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | That's the Japanese....a equal opprotunity employer country. | |
* Sound request: can't find 'brakshakespeare.wav' | ||
[jasoN_69 SOUND] | ||
MeltingMan | They were cheerio guys that go through each other....how is that supposed to sell squid-flavored crackers!? | |
* DeRaptor puts Crow to slee-...er, bed. | ||
*** CrowTRobot has quit IRC (Yeah, bite me, it's fun!) | ||
DarkonZero | Don't ask........it's hard to explain. | |
* DarkonZero is away! 3,0REASON:(Gundam Wing uncut is on.)3,0 | ||
[MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
[MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
Session Close: Tue Mar 07 00:00:00 2000 |
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