| Session Start: Wed Mar 01 00:00:00 2000 | ||
| DarkonZero | Though those things weren't stupid. | |
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| CrowTRobot | what's round on the end and high in the middle it's oh-hi-oh-hi-oh! | |
| MeltingMan | Oh how high I owe! | |
| DarkonZero | The Brakettes scare me. | |
| MeltingMan | How about Franz Shoebert....any song with the word "Shoe-losophy" in it.... | |
| DarkonZero | I sang along with that song. | |
| DarkonZero | But I forgot the words. | |
| CrowTRobot | I don't wear shoes. | |
| DarkonZero | But I blame my old brain for that. | |
| DarkonZero | I guess listening to wav #3 depleted my memory. | |
| DeRaptor | hey, shut up! | |
| DarkonZero | I was kidding.....sorry. | |
| DarkonZero | :) | |
| DarkonZero | I listen to Ana Ng too much... | |
| DarkonZero | Of course it was a fave song of mine since '86 or '87 or whenever it came out. | |
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| * CrowTRobot eats the cellophane. | ||
| * MeltingMan has never heard this all the way through until now.... | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | She only knew some of the lyrics....she forgot the rest. | |
| DarkonZero | Or didn't want to continue. | |
| MeltingMan | Heheh....I'd hope it's the latter. | |
| DeRaptor | It's the latter. | |
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| DarkonZero | All the wavs that contain heavy breathing out of the numerical wav is Sent. | |
| MeltingMan | Oh.... | |
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | One is pretty obvious......when The Jeffersons theme chimes in. | |
| DeRaptor | Yeah. Like we'd rather hear the jeffersons than Sent's no doubt entertaining voice. | |
| DeRaptor | Provided he's a stoned as Cam. | |
| MeltingMan | Heheh | |
| MeltingMan | Cam's a mess and a half. | |
| DarkonZero | I blanked when I made my message. | |
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| DarkonZero | Cam and his obsession of washing mashings that clean clothes. | |
| DarkonZero | machines even | |
| MeltingMan | Good gracious. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'toobad.wav' | ||
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| DarkonZero | Listen to spy talk about exploding orange juice on #15. | |
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| DarkonZero | Velveeta? | |
| DeRaptor | Isn't this one spy? | |
| DarkonZero | Yup. | |
| MeltingMan | Yeah...spy's a cheese. | |
| DeRaptor | heeheehee. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm #10 | |
| DarkonZero | Ling is #4. | |
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| DarkonZero | Boz is #11 and #14 | |
| DarkonZero | I wished Sent a happy birthday on his VMB. | |
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| MeltingMan | You guys scare me. | |
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| DeRaptor | We try. | |
| DarkonZero | You should have heard Raven's early messages. | |
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| DeRaptor | Yeah, 4.wav sounds like something 'ling would say. | |
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| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| MeltingMan | SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM! | |
| DeRaptor | eep. | |
| CrowTRobot | I'm number 67. | |
| DarkonZero | That was Raven. | |
| DeRaptor | you are not, Crow. | |
| CrowTRobot | Yes I am. | |
| DeRaptor | Whatever. | |
| MeltingMan | Raven was the masturbating voodoo doll? | |
| DeRaptor | AAAH! | |
| DarkonZero | You should hear the one that Raven left that says that Bob is De's father. | |
| MeltingMan | There's probably a band called The Masturbating Voodoo Dolls | |
| DeRaptor | It would figure. | |
| DeRaptor | "But dude, it's symbolism!" | |
| * MeltingMan chuckles. | ||
| DeRaptor | Crow, there IS no 67.wav | |
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| CrowTRobot | That's because I used my super saiyen powers to delete it. | |
| DeRaptor | You did not. quit fibbing. | |
| CrowTRobot | Make me. | |
| * DarkonZero remembers a band in Florida called "Dead German Tourists".....they became a new item after all the killings of German tourists in Florida. | ||
| * DeRaptor changed the name of that sound. | ||
| MeltingMan | Heheh | |
| MeltingMan | Yeah....there was band called the "Dead Dianas", too... | |
| CrowTRobot | Can somebody help me hot glue fur to myself? | |
| DeRaptor | Quiet, Crow. | |
| CrowTRobot | but...but... | |
| DeRaptor | Hush. | |
| * DarkonZero wishes he could get his pseudo-band, "Darkon & The Zeros" a record deal....... | ||
| * CrowTRobot forms a record company and gives Darkon a deal. | ||
| DeRaptor | Crow, that's a lemonade stand. | |
| DarkonZero | Quiet thing! | |
| CrowTRobot | Hey, a business is a business! | |
| CrowTRobot | That's it, no record deal for you, mister! | |
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| DarkonZero | Ok, thing. | |
| *** MeltingMan is on IRC | ||
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| DarkonZero | WB. | |
| MeltingMan | Gosh darnit. | |
| DeRaptor | wb melting one. | |
| MeltingMan | Dammit...Bush won in Va. | |
| DeRaptor | eep! | |
| DeRaptor | darmit... | |
| DarkonZero | In high school...I wrote this paper on politics...and the teacher said I would make a good President. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm....the first slacker President...... | |
| CrowTRobot | I'd vote for you...IF YOU DIDN'T CALL ME THING! | |
| DarkonZero | You can't vote...thing. | |
| MeltingMan | Crow isn't old enough to vote. | |
| * CrowTRobot sniffles. | ||
| DarkonZero | He's only 10. | |
| DeRaptor | That and they don't let robots vote, the bigots. | |
| MeltingMan | Crow should run...but he wasn't born in this country. | |
| MeltingMan | Actually...Servo would make a better president. | |
| DarkonZero | What my paper was about....I mocked politics and politicians. | |
| DeRaptor | Crow should be...the...er...gee, are there ANY political positions Crow would be good for? | |
| * CrowTRobot sniffles and makes bambi eyes. | ||
| CrowTRobot | Ummm...Secretary of Cuteness? Heheheheheheheheh... | |
| DeRaptor | Quiet, you. | |
| MeltingMan | Why don't you be secretary of lick me, Crow. | |
| CrowTRobot | but you taste like placenta! | |
| DeRaptor | secretary of jump up my tiny golden ash? | |
| CrowTRobot | I hate you. | |
| MeltingMan | Heheheh | |
| DeRaptor | He can dish it out, but he can't take it. sheesh. | |
| CrowTRobot | I hate both of you! All three of you! | |
| DarkonZero | Who said he could dish it out? | |
| *** jason is on IRC | ||
| CrowTRobot | Climb up my rear and die, white boy! | |
| DarkonZero | Naw.... | |
| DarkonZero | You already got the homeless housing in there. | |
| * CrowTRobot glares. | ||
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| DarkonZero | Crow....use less turtlewax. | |
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| * CrowTRobot leaps at Darkon all of a sudden and tries to claw his eyes out. | ||
| DarkonZero | Damn......that makes about 100 eyes I lost. | |
| DarkonZero | I can't see clearly now....my eyes are gone! | |
| DarkonZero | I can't get around obstacles in my way! | |
| * CrowTRobot chews on DZ's optic nerve. | ||
| DarkonZero | Oh great..... | |
| DarkonZero | Would you like to chew on my ass now? | |
| CrowTRobot | ewww! | |
| DarkonZero | There.... | |
| * CrowTRobot runs. | ||
| DarkonZero | Now I feel better. | |
| * DarkonZero regrows his eyes. | ||
| DeRaptor | sneaky. | |
| DarkonZero | I try. | |
| DarkonZero | And I somewhat succeed. | |
| DarkonZero | Actually....I dismally fail. | |
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| DeRaptor | You made him run away.... | |
| DarkonZero | And? | |
| CrowTRobot | I'm under the couch...come and get me! | |
| DarkonZero | Naw.... | |
| DarkonZero | Cause you might chew on my ass or something. | |
| CrowTRobot | ewwwww! | |
| CrowTRobot | I don't want anything to do with your ass! That's disgusting! | |
| DarkonZero | Suuuuuuure. | |
| CrowTRobot | Do you WANT me to chew on your ass? | |
| DarkonZero | Nope..... | |
| DarkonZero | I know you want to. | |
| DarkonZero | But I'm keeping far away from you. | |
| DarkonZero | You robot wannabe. | |
| CrowTRobot | You sick bastard! Keep your ass away from me! | |
| CrowTRobot | I'm more robot than you can HANDLE! | |
| DarkonZero | Suuuuuuuuure. | |
| DarkonZero | Who would want to handle you> | |
| DarkonZero | > to ? | |
| DarkonZero | Well....other than De. | |
| MeltingMan | Oh wow... | |
| * DeRaptor glares. | ||
| DarkonZero | De....use less turtlewax. | |
| DeRaptor | Dude, Melty you sound exactly like Joel when you say that. And you've got that spaced-out look in yer eyes, too. | |
| * DeRaptor snickers. | ||
| * DeRaptor pours the turtlewax on DZ. | ||
| DarkonZero | I'M SHINY! | |
| DarkonZero | WEE! | |
| * DeRaptor wonders why everyone watched "A Wish for Wings that Work" at work today. | ||
| * MeltingMan only has one eye. | ||
| CrowTRobot | I'm shinier. | |
| MeltingMan | The other one melted out. | |
| DeRaptor | oh. | |
| DarkonZero | MM......just use a ping pong ball with a dot on it. | |
| DeRaptor | Bet your stereoscopic vision's gone all to pieces then, huh? | |
| CrowTRobot | That's what I do! | |
| CrowTRobot | Er...I mean... | |
| CrowTRobot | ...if my eye fell out, is what I mean. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...thing. | |
| MeltingMan | When one eye falls out they both do for you, Crow | |
| CrowTRobot | I'm more robot than your MOTHER can handle! | |
| * DeRaptor looks at Crow. | ||
| DeRaptor | woah. | |
| DarkonZero | You wanna mess with my momma?!?! | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'momsong.wav' | ||
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| * DarkonZero thinks he has the greatest mom in the world. | ||
| CrowTRobot | Your momma can't HANDLE me! | |
| CrowTRobot | Yeah! | |
| * DarkonZero gets his mom...... | ||
| * DarkonZero 's mom kicks Crow's tin plated backside. | ||
| CrowTRobot | Ow! | |
| CrowTRobot | It's gold-plated molybdenum, so bite me! Ya big doofus! | |
| DarkonZero | THING! | |
| DarkonZero | THING! | |
| DarkonZero | THING! | |
| CrowTRobot | DOOFUS! | |
| CrowTRobot | DOOFUS! | |
| CrowTRobot | DOOFUS! | |
| DarkonZero | I am not a doofus...I like cheese! | |
| CrowTRobot | FREAK! | |
| CrowTRobot | FREAK! | |
| CrowTRobot | FREAK! | |
| DarkonZero | Bob Dole thinks you're a thing. | |
| DarkonZero | Crow....call me that again! | |
| CrowTRobot | Bob Dole thinks you smell like asparagus pee! | |
| * DarkonZero will always stand proudly when he is called a freak! | ||
| DarkonZero | Crow...you are asparagus pee. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.....so you're asparagus pee. | |
| DarkonZero | Not a thing. | |
| CrowTRobot | I'm 100% american male robot! | |
| * DarkonZero with his stupid vivid imagination pictures a asparagus stalk taking a leak. | ||
| DeRaptor | well, Idunno about the 100% male part...but yeah, the other two check out. | |
| CrowTRobot | Hey, who asked you, DE? | |
| * DeRaptor shrugs. | ||
| * DeRaptor has taught Crow all about the concept of asparagus pee. | ||
| DarkonZero | So...you're the pee master? | |
| DeRaptor | Yes! | |
| * DarkonZero keeps a far distance away from De. | ||
| * DeRaptor laughs maniacally. | ||
| MeltingMan | Oh boy... | |
| DarkonZero | De...you left a puddle. | |
| DeRaptor | Nah uh! Avoreptilians don't pee! | |
| DarkonZero | You in particular do. | |
| DeRaptor | I do not! That's apple juice! | |
| DarkonZero | Drink it then. | |
| * DeRaptor shows everyone the glass of applejuice she was drinking. | ||
| DarkonZero | Uh-huh..... | |
| DeRaptor | peeing is a primitive thing! Only amphibians and mammals do it! | |
| DarkonZero | Well...apparently you just did. | |
| DeRaptor | I spilled my apple juice, ninnyhammer! | |
| DarkonZero | Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure. | |
| DarkonZero | Drink it. | |
| MeltingMan | I has to go now. Good night. | |
| DarkonZero | G'night MM. | |
| MeltingMan | Enjoy your pee talk. | |
| DeRaptor | night, melty. | |
| MeltingMan | Heheh...I melt away now. | |
| * DeRaptor drinks the apple juice. | ||
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| DarkonZero | So...that's what makes MM all squirmy. | |
| DarkonZero | Pee talk. | |
| DeRaptor | Idunno, robot genital talk seems to make him squirm too. But then, I'm not a big fan of it either. | |
| DarkonZero | I am not either. | |
| DarkonZero | N seems proud of it though. | |
| DeRaptor | N is just twisted. He's his mother's soN. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh so true.... | |
| * DarkonZero hates Cow & Chicken..... | ||
| * DeRaptor feels DZ's pain. | ||
| DeRaptor | That show has to be the worst R&S ripoff I've ever seen. | |
| DarkonZero | And then repeats it. | |
| DarkonZero | Over and over again.... | |
| DeRaptor | yep. | |
| * DarkonZero decides to watch ZDTV..... | ||
| DarkonZero | I am a geek. | |
| DarkonZero | And I am proud. | |
| DeRaptor | wave your freak flag high, my friend. | |
| CrowTRobot | Can I chew on your ass now? | |
| DarkonZero | I have it on a flag pole outside. | |
| DeRaptor | Buttmunch! | |
| DarkonZero | Not my ass. | |
| CrowTRobot | YUCK! | |
| CrowTRobot | Stop typing things in my window, De! | |
| DeRaptor | I am a big doodie head who watches pokemon | |
| DeRaptor | Hey! Stop that! | |
| * DeRaptor swats Crow with a rolled up newspaper. | ||
| CrowTRobot | You started it! | |
| DeRaptor | Did not! | |
| DarkonZero | Now ladies......please stop. | |
| CrowTRobot | vulture face! | |
| DeRaptor | Metal mouth! | |
| CrowTRobot | Peabrains! | |
| DeRaptor | walking coathanger! | |
| * DarkonZero covers his head a runs away crying. | ||
| CrowTRobot | Scavenger! | |
| DarkonZero | WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! | |
| DeRaptor | gears for brains! | |
| DeRaptor | Oh, man....now look what we did! | |
| DarkonZero | I'm not a peabrain! | |
| CrowTRobot | Maybe his brain will explode! | |
| DarkonZero | WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! | |
| DarkonZero | Wait... | |
| DarkonZero | It might. | |
| DarkonZero | Damn. | |
| CrowTRobot | explode! | |
| CrowTRobot | explode! | |
| CrowTRobot | explode! | |
| * DarkonZero makes Crow's head explode. | ||
| DarkonZero | ooops. | |
| CrowTRobot | ow! | |
| CrowTRobot | WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! | |
| DarkonZero | I'm sorry. | |
| DarkonZero | Really. | |
| * DeRaptor gives crow sugar...um...cubes. | ||
| DarkonZero | I had a brain fart........ | |
| DeRaptor | I was wondering why it smelled like fish... | |
| DarkonZero | Damn...not again. | |
| * DarkonZero gets the vaccuum cleaner. | ||
| DeRaptor | ! | |
| DarkonZero | spy shoving fish in my ears while I'm not looking. | |
| DeRaptor | yikes | |
| DarkonZero | Of course....I am a target of ridicule. | |
| DarkonZero | And I'm proud! | |
| DarkonZero | Sorta. | |
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| CrowTRobot | I stuck a tube of cocaine up your nose, don't forget that. | |
| BobIshmael | WHY DOES THIS SADISTIC BIRD TORTURE ME SO?~ | |
| CrowTRobot | Ohhh...sheist. | |
| CrowTRobot | ..bird? | |
| BobIshmael | THERE'S A BIRD OUTSIDE, AT ONE IN THE DAMNED MORNING, CHIRPING! | |
| DarkonZero | Big Bird is tormenting Bob again...... | |
| BobIshmael | NONE OF THE OTHER BIRDS ARE AWAKE! | |
| BobIshmael | SHUT UP! | |
| DeRaptor | I sent it to torment you, Bob. | |
| DeRaptor | It's one of my minions. | |
| * DeRaptor had a frog do that to her in Jamaica once. | ||
| BobIshmael | No, it's been here for ahile now. | |
| BobIshmael | awhile, rather. | |
| DarkonZero | The only sound that bothers me is my dad's snoring. | |
| DeRaptor | It might be hurt. If you go outside and rescue it, maybe you'll become bestest friends forever and ever. | |
| BobIshmael | If I go outside, I'm shooting it. | |
| DarkonZero | Nice Bob...reeeeeal nice. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob aspires to be Ted Nugent. | |
| BobIshmael | HEY! You don't have to deal with Mr. Let's Chirp at Midnight and Annoy Everyone! | |
| BobIshmael | Where "everyone" is me. | |
| DarkonZero | Though I like cats...there wsa this one cat that annoyed the hell outta me. | |
| DeRaptor | Sure it's not a frog? | |
| DarkonZero | wsa to was | |
| BobIshmael | Do frogs make chirping noises? | |
| DeRaptor | Frogs chirp too and they're more nocturnal. | |
| DeRaptor | Little tree frogs. | |
| BobIshmael | Then it might be a frog. | |
| DarkonZero | The frog likes ya Bob. | |
| DeRaptor | And they're more likely to go on and on monotonously probably. | |
| BobIshmael | Hey! The bird-frog shut up. | |
| DarkonZero | And crickets chirp too. | |
| CrowTRobot | wow...a frog with wings... | |
| CrowTRobot | Can I have on, De? | |
| DeRaptor | No. | |
| CrowTRobot | Damn. | |
| DarkonZero | Come on De...give in.....let Crow have one. | |
| CrowTRobot | He'll have to find one on his own, then. | |
| DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
| DarkonZero | Wow.....what a transformation De. | |
| DarkonZero | When did you become Crow? | |
| DeRaptor | ACK! | |
| CrowTRobot | Don't type into my window, you idiot! | |
| DeRaptor | Sorry.. | |
| CrowTRobot | Big stupid dinosaur... | |
| BobIshmael | Sure, DZ. Point out every mistake. Can't you build up, rather than tear down? | |
| DarkonZero | I do both. | |
| DeRaptor | I should scan now. | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah....get the comic out to your public! | |
| DeRaptor | whooo! | |
| * DeRaptor runs off, dragging Crow with her. | ||
| DarkonZero | De......can I have your autograph? | |
| * superspy comes waltzing back in | ||
| DarkonZero | SYP! | |
| superspy | DZ! | |
| superspy | BOB! | |
| superspy | DE! | |
| superspy | CROW! | |
| DarkonZero | De-emphasize "BOB!" | |
| DarkonZero | Bob no like. | |
| superspy | why? | |
| BobIshmael | Umm... | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah, do tell. | |
| * DeRaptor signs DZ's forehead with a laundry pen. | ||
| DarkonZero | Awww.....BOb we lufe you man! | |
| BobIshmael | Go to hell. | |
| superspy | de, can I have crow's autograph? | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah, me too. | |
| DarkonZero | Thanks De......now I can have many diseases. | |
| superspy | sooo | |
| superspy | bob | |
| BobIshmael | soy | |
| BobIshmael | Yep. | |
| superspy | uh huh | |
| superspy | nice weather we're having... | |
| DarkonZero | spy....should we tell Bob of yesterday's topic? | |
| BobIshmael | Not really. | |
| superspy | please, don't | |
| DarkonZero | I won't. | |
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| DarkonZero | I hated that topic. | |
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| DarkonZero | And we still don't know who started it? | |
| DarkonZero | ? to . | |
| DarkonZero | Well...I don't know. | |
| superspy | combination of de and N, I think | |
| * superspy reads way up | ||
| DarkonZero | Ah. | |
| superspy | bob, I feel your pain | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah, yeah. | |
| * superspy points to the crows outside his window every damned morning | ||
| BobIshmael | Did this topic involve me, by any chance? | |
| * superspy tries something | ||
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| *** superspy is now known as DeRaptor | ||
| *** DeRaptor is on IRC | ||
| DarkonZero | Bob...no. | |
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| *** superspy is on IRC | ||
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| DarkonZero | WB De. | |
| * DeRaptor wants ops | ||
| DeRaptor | (it's me, I'm trying something) | |
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| *** superspy is now known as spybot | ||
| DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
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| *** DeRaptor is now known as superspy | ||
| *** superspy is on IRC | ||
| * superspy wants ops | ||
| *** spybot sets mode: +o superspy | ||
| superspy | *phew* | |
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| *** spybot is now known as superspy | ||
| *** superspy is on IRC | ||
| DarkonZero | Well......what di you finally do spy? | |
| superspy | wanted to see if your little tip works | |
| DarkonZero | And did it? | |
| superspy | and it does, although I needed to add a wildcard because of those dynamic IPs | |
| DarkonZero | Ah.... | |
| DarkonZero | Well that happens. | |
| superspy | yes | |
| DarkonZero | Type 9 mighta worked. | |
| superspy | using sent's levels | |
| DarkonZero | But I'm not sure. | |
| superspy | they don't make sense, but I'm using them | |
| DarkonZero | spy...does Sent make sence? | |
| superspy | on occasion | |
| DarkonZero | But overall? | |
| superspy | well... | |
| superspy | ok, you've got a point | |
| DarkonZero | Well.....that's Sent. | |
| BobIshmael | Now, about this topic. | |
| DarkonZero | He's a good kid...but he gets annoying. | |
| superspy | what of it? | |
| DarkonZero | Bob it was not about you. | |
| DarkonZero | It was a weird and yet disturbing topic. | |
| BobIshmael | Tell me what it was. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...... | |
| superspy | don't | |
| superspy | it's horrid | |
| DarkonZero | Ok... | |
| DarkonZero | I truly is a horrid topic. | |
| DarkonZero | It even | |
| BobIshmael | Tell me. | |
| DarkonZero | It was about Crow having an "area". | |
| superspy | whether or not he did, that is | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah...pretty much that. | |
| DarkonZero | And it went on for an hour or so. | |
| superspy | it didn't go for that long | |
| DarkonZero | Am I exaggerating? | |
| DarkonZero | Ok I guess I was. | |
| superspy | yes | |
| DarkonZero | But it sorta continued today. | |
| * superspy wonders what movie "once in a lifetime" was on the soundtrack t | ||
| superspy | +o | |
| DarkonZero | Down And Out In Beverly Hills? | |
| DarkonZero | The movie was on earlier..... | |
| superspy | I know... | |
| superspy | just trying to download a better mp3 of it | |
| DarkonZero | Oh... | |
| superspy | this one's got a glitch about 30 seconds in | |
| DarkonZero | Well.....excuuuuuuuuuse me! | |
| superspy | and I vaguely remember hearing it in a movie | |
| superspy | so I asked....now I know | |
| superspy | and it's still going in my 80s folder as opposed to the "movies" folder | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe... | |
| DarkonZero | You are proud of your Db, huh? | |
| superspy | kinda | |
| DarkonZero | Well....if you want any songs from me (which I think you don't), just ask. | |
| DarkonZero | All my MP3s are 128 kbps at 44Mhz. | |
| superspy | that's pretty standard | |
| DarkonZero | I could make them 320 kbps.... | |
| superspy | that's pretty silly | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah....I know. | |
| DarkonZero | Takes too much HD space. | |
| DarkonZero | 96 kbps is good...but is noticable...in sound quality. | |
| DarkonZero | In fact...I'm ripping discs now.. | |
| DarkonZero | Re-ripping. | |
| superspy | hmmm | |
| superspy | multi-tasking while doing that can cause glitches | |
| superspy | bad DZ, bad | |
| DarkonZero | Well...I only got mIRC running. | |
| DarkonZero | And it didn't do much. | |
| DarkonZero | All of mine are perfect. | |
| DarkonZero | The only prob I have is that the even tracks don't get ripped the first time around. | |
| DarkonZero | Like right now. | |
| *** DeRaptor is on IRC | ||
| *** DeRaptor has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * DeRaptor leaps into #Deep13 via a perpendicular universe. | ||
| DarkonZero | WB De. | |
| DeRaptor | Hello again. | |
| * DeRaptor wants ops | ||
| DarkonZero | uh oh.... | |
| DeRaptor | darm | |
| BobIshmael | So very insecure, this one. | |
| * DeRaptor stares at Bob. | ||
| DeRaptor | Freak. | |
| superspy | hey, de | |
| superspy | hrm | |
| DeRaptor | 'lo spy. | |
| superspy | ah | |
| BobIshmael | You don't see me begging for ops, do you? I'm content with who I am. | |
| superspy | that's why it didn't give you ops | |
| superspy | your IP isn't giving me the redshift crap | |
| DeRaptor | Bob, I was trying to trigger a script that Sent wrote. Hush your beak. | |
| superspy | hang on | |
| DeRaptor | No...wait...I use that phrase for Crow, not obnoxious humans. ignore that. | |
| DeRaptor | the last part. | |
| DeRaptor | The first part you'd better pay attention to. | |
| superspy | try it now, de | |
| * DeRaptor wants ops | ||
| *** superspy sets mode: +o DeRaptor | ||
| DeRaptor | fab! | |
| * DeRaptor snickers. | ||
| superspy | fab? | |
| BobIshmael | Insecure. | |
| superspy | de, are you turning british on us? | |
| DeRaptor | Jealous. | |
| DarkonZero | Faboo! | |
| DeRaptor | No. | |
| DeRaptor | Just...um...always looking for new different words. | |
| superspy | right | |
| superspy | next you'll be eating crumpets and stuff | |
| DeRaptor | strip's up. | |
| * DeRaptor pretends she's not drinking tea. | ||
| superspy | I bet you wave like the queen | |
| DeRaptor | I kicked the queen's ass! | |
| superspy | like hell you did | |
| * superspy pictures de storming the palace with crow in tow | ||
| BobIshmael | I doubt those fruity gaurds with the fuzzy hats would put up much fight. | |
| DeRaptor | Yeah, I kicked their asses too! | |
| superspy | I bet you stole their hats, too | |
| DarkonZero | De's just a hella tough ass kicker! | |
| DeRaptor | Yeah! | |
| * DeRaptor tosses spy a fuzzy hat. | ||
| superspy | coooooooool | |
| * superspy wears the fuzzy hat | ||
| DarkonZero | spy..oyou can't say anything now. | |
| DarkonZero | -o on oyou | |
| superspy | sure I can | |
| superspy | it's you who can't say anything, mr. anderson... | |
| DarkonZero | spy....don't be THX. | |
| * superspy takes dz's mouth away just like they did to keanu in the matrix | ||
| superspy | oh dear god, that was the best part of the movie | |
| DarkonZero | THX said the same thing before he banned me. | |
| superspy | I'm supposed to know this? | |
| DeRaptor | keanu not talking was a VERY good idea. | |
| DarkonZero | spy.....it's in the memo. | |
| superspy | why couldn't he stay that way for the entire movie? | |
| superspy | what memo? | |
| DarkonZero | Damn spy...you're that far behind. | |
| DeRaptor | heeheehee. | |
| * DeRaptor should go sleep now...not been getting much of that of late. | ||
| DarkonZero | G'night De. | |
| DeRaptor | night night. | |
| * DeRaptor runs away before spy can call her a wimp. | ||
| *** DeRaptor has left IRC | ||
| *** DeRaptor has quit IRC (Behold the power of my own personal savior, CHEESE!) | ||
| DarkonZero | Well......how are you, Bob? | |
| DarkonZero | ICraveTV is now in trouble. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh well....that happens. | |
| DarkonZero | I watch ZDTV too much. | |
| superspy | they're out of business, nevermind in trouble | |
| DarkonZero | They're trying to fight it......sorta. | |
| BobIshmael | Looks like Godzilla's on AMC. | |
| DarkonZero | OOOH! | |
| DarkonZero | Yup. | |
| BobIshmael | I think it's Godzilla vs MechaGodzilla, actually. | |
| DarkonZero | Gamera was on last night. | |
| DarkonZero | Nice music..... | |
| DarkonZero | SPACE GODZILLA! | |
| DarkonZero | The Japanese are particualrly proud with the achievements they made with Godzilla...... | |
| * superspy should go | ||
| DarkonZero | G'night spy. | |
| * superspy looks at the banlist | ||
| superspy | well, that's silly | |
| *** Retrieving #Deep13 info... | ||
| superspy | omega can just switch nicks and waltz right in | |
| *** superspy sets mode: -b omega!*@* | ||
| *** superspy sets mode: +b *!*@*.planet.ro | ||
| DarkonZero | Who set the bans? | |
| superspy | that one? I think cal | |
| superspy | actually, why I asked for help in modifying sent's script was because of him | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah.... | |
| superspy | I left for 20 minutes, came back, and everyone had ops :) | |
| superspy | he switched his name to Yuji to get ops | |
| DarkonZero | He also switched his name to De's. | |
| DarkonZero | And all the others. | |
| superspy | yep | |
| superspy | oh well | |
| superspy | he can't do it anymore | |
| DarkonZero | And then others followed him. | |
| *** Retrieving #Deep13 info... | ||
| DarkonZero | Uh....why is Ling banned? | |
| superspy | hmm? | |
| superspy | sent did that, didn't he...? | |
| DarkonZero | I dunno. | |
| *** superspy sets mode: -b Timmyling!*java@cc552257-a.wlgrv1.pa.home.com | ||
| DarkonZero | Sent has been acting weirder than usual lately. | |
| * superspy shrugs | ||
| *** superspy sets mode: -b *!*@1Cust105.tnt4.pensacola.fl.da.uu.net | ||
| DarkonZero | Who's that? | |
| superspy | whoops, wrong one | |
| *** Retrieving #Deep13 info... | ||
| *** superspy sets mode: +b *!*@1Cust105.tnt4.pensacola.fl.da.uu.net | ||
| DarkonZero | Cal and his stupid bans...... | |
| superspy | aw, screw it | |
| superspy | I'll keep the last of cal's bans in place, they're better than nothing, I don't know Lodovik's provider | |
| DarkonZero | Like he'll ever show up. | |
| superspy | yeah, you never know, though | |
| DarkonZero | Sent always provokes him. | |
| superspy | I mean omega barely shows here | |
| DarkonZero | Actually.....Sent provokes all of them. | |
| superspy | heh | |
| superspy | ok, gotta go | |
| *** superspy has left IRC | ||
| *** superspy is now known as spysleepin | ||
| DarkonZero | Later. | |
| DarkonZero | Later, Bob. | |
| DarkonZero | Say goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Wed Mar 01 02:28:15 2000 | ||
| Session Start: Wed Mar 01 18:50:56 2000 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Gay little kittens are neat. They're absolutley facinating. ' | ||
| *** Set by Greidanus on Wed Mar 01 19:19:15 | ||
| *** Cal-Crowe is on IRC | ||
| Cal-Crowe | DZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
| Sentroid91 | hekko, DZ | |
| DarkonZero | HEKKO! | |
| DarKrow | Hey DZ | |
| * DarkonZero now feels special. | ||
| DarkonZero | I can now join the Special Olympics!!!! | |
| *** Bozarth is on IRC | ||
| *** Bozarth has joined #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | Hekko, Boz! | |
| Bozarth | hey guys | |
| DarKrow | Hey Boz | |
| Bozarth | I made a movie with Flash 4 | |
| DarkonZero | Cool.... | |
| Cal-Crowe | Boz! | |
| Cal-Crowe | col | |
| DarkonZero | I wish I could afford Flash 4. | |
| Cal-Crowe | How much does Flash 4 cost? | |
| Bozarth | It's the demo | |
| DarkonZero | Or Shockwave Studio. | |
| Cal-Crowe | what's the addy? | |
| Bozarth | it's somewhere on Macromedia.com | |
| DarkonZero | Flash 4 costs $300. | |
| Cal-Crowe | yikes... | |
| Bozarth | it's for 30 days...but I can always reinstall it | |
| DarkonZero | And Shockwave Studio costs $1000 to $2000 | |
| Bozarth | anyone want to see my film? | |
| DarkonZero | I might later.... | |
| Cal-Crowe | Yeah | |
| DarkonZero | I got the demo of Flash 4...and still haven't installed it. | |
| DarKrow | GTG | |
| DarKrow | byes | |
| DarkonZero | Bye. | |
| *** DarKrow has left IRC | ||
| *** DarKrow has quit IRC (BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!) | ||
| Cal-Crowe | What movie is it? | |
| Bozarth | the floating head | |
| DarkonZero | It's Boz's disembodied head. | |
| Cal-Crowe | oooh | |
| Bozarth | yea | |
| Cal-Crowe | I'd like to get some software to make my MST3K episodes into Quicktime movies | |
| Bozarth | with pibg-pong ball eyes | |
| DarkonZero | The Quicktime software is sorta expensive....I think....I never checked inot it. | |
| Sentroid91 | Make them like Briggs makes the MSTape ads, Cal | |
| Sentroid91 | eee! | |
| DarkonZero | Yes...make them look like Colorforms. | |
| Sentroid91 | no one's in #omega! And I took over! | |
| Cal-Crowe | I'll use photos though | |
| Cal-Crowe | I want audio and video | |
| superspy | DZ! | |
| superspy | BOZ! | |
| DarkonZero | SPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
| DarkonZero | HEEKO! | |
| DarkonZero | HEKKO! | |
| Sentroid91 | SEXO! | |
| Sentroid91 | HEEKO? The magic dwarf? | |
| Cal-Crowe | See ya | |
| * Cal-Crowe goes away like a bad habit | ||
| *** Cal-Crowe has left IRC | ||
| *** Cal-Crowe has quit IRC (8==8 ======) | ||
| Bozarth | hey spy, want my Flash movie? | |
| superspy | not now, kinda busy | |
| superspy | sorry | |
| DarkonZero | Boz...I take a look at it.....once this song is over in a few seconds.... | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
| DarkonZero | Any URL or what? | |
| Bozarth | no...I'll send it DCC | |
| DarkonZero | Ah.... | |
| DarkonZero | And how do I start it? | |
| DarkonZero | Double click? | |
| Bozarth | yeah, just open it | |
| DarkonZero | I had to pwen it with my browser.....and man it was FUNNT! | |
| DarkonZero | open even. | |
| Bozarth | heh...you liked it? | |
| DarkonZero | Nice background music. | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah...it was good. | |
| Bozarth | heh...thanks | |
| superspy | hmm | |
| DarkonZero | I see you toated your brother with lazer eyes. | |
| superspy | speaking of macromedia | |
| superspy | oh, <bleep> | |
| DarkonZero | toasted even | |
| superspy | have to make a director project that's due tomorrow. | |
| * superspy bangs his forgetful head against the wall | ||
| DarkonZero | I gotta watch it again.... | |
| Bozarth | OODEEDIDLYBLAH!! | |
| DarkonZero | You sure said that enough. | |
| Bozarth | Yeah...well...it's a floating head too | |
| DarkonZero | True.... | |
| DarkonZero | Damn...now I want Flash 4......full version! | |
| DarkonZero | I got toon I wanna put out. | |
| DarkonZero | toons | |
| Bozarth | the demo is like the full version, only the library isn't as big | |
| DarkonZero | Ah.... | |
| DarkonZero | Well.....when I start working and get the money...I'm buying the full version. | |
| Bozarth | $400? | |
| DarkonZero | I wish I could afford Shockwave studio. | |
| DarkonZero | Since Flash 4 is a good proggie...I will be willing to spend $400 or get my little brother to get it with his student discount. | |
| Bozarth | cool | |
| DarkonZero | Once I have it...I'll be working on a long time project that I kept in mind. | |
| Bozarth | cool...what is it? | |
| DarkonZero | I don't have a specific name for it....but is based on me and my high school friends. | |
| Bozarth | ah | |
| DarkonZero | I'm still trying to come up with a name for it. | |
| DarkonZero | But that'll come later. | |
| Bozarth | what's it about? | |
| DarkonZero | High school...... | |
| DarkonZero | I always wanted to do a comic of my high school experiences. | |
| DarkonZero | Which were odd. | |
| Bozarth | yeah...mine too...still in high school though | |
| DarkonZero | Well.....never too soon to start. | |
| DarkonZero | Wait.... | |
| DarkonZero | BALH! | |
| Bozarth | I have been doing little drawings and charactures of people...studenyts and teachers | |
| DarkonZero | Er....BLAH! | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe....I still can't get some of the images of teachers outta my head. | |
| Bozarth | There's this one girl who asks really stupid questions in our religion class | |
| DarkonZero | Hehehe.... | |
| Bozarth | I drew a picture of her raising her hand and my teacher thinking "Oh God, now what?" | |
| DarkonZero | We had this guy that was on the football team that always talked about a little personal activity he loves doing. | |
| DarkonZero | And I mean PERSONAL! | |
| Bozarth | something involving a monkey I'm guessing? | |
| DarkonZero | *COUGH* | |
| DarkonZero | You could say that. | |
| Sentroid91 | http://mstapes.cjb.net I made a new kick ass logo for anyone who hasn't seen yet | |
| Bozarth | there was this one kid on the wrestling team who was the only one not to do that...they started making fun of him til they badgered him enough to do it...ever since, he's been hornier than a dog in heat | |
| Bozarth | god's honest truth | |
| Sentroid91 | <Dewey> Read me a story | |
| DarkonZero | HAHAhAHAAHAH! | |
| Bozarth | So I hate the wrestling team for that | |
| DarkonZero | Hehehehe.... | |
| Bozarth | We have this 6'7" tall math teacher with a lazy eye and thick glasses | |
| Bozarth | we make fun of him so much | |
| Bozarth | I could write a book | |
| DarkonZero | Cool....hehe.. | |
| DarkonZero | The art teacher I had was a surfer....he sounded so Californian. | |
| Sentroid91 | 9,1Quote added: 1,9 * MSTManos thinks jasoN is dead. * Sentroid91 knows jasoN is dead. <MSTManos> The killer got to him... well, Dewey got to him. <Locdog07> Dewey gets to everyone <Sentroid91> Dewey wanted N to read him the entire Bible <jasoN> shush, i'm halfway through Leviticus | |
| Bozarth | We have detentions at 6:30 in the morning...he always threatened us to see us at "6:30 in the morning" when we were bad...one time, a kid got up to sharpen his pencil, and the teacher told him to sit dow, he goes "I'm just sharpening my pencil" "Well, I'll sharpen your pencil at 6:30 in the morning." | |
| DarkonZero | That doesn't sound right. | |
| Bozarth | no, not at all | |
| DarkonZero | Luckily the kid didn't say "I'm just f*cking around." | |
| DarkonZero | And then the police would come in on that one. | |
| Bozarth | AHAHA | |
| Bozarth | Today in religion class..are teacher was like "If a guy is promiscouos he what? A stud, a pimp....but if a woman is...she's what?" and I screamed out "SLUT!!!" | |
| DarkonZero | Nice going Boz..... | |
| * DarkonZero applauds Boz for his achievement. | ||
| Bozarth | and for some reason this girl brought up gays and lesbians being called stuff like that...and why gays are looked down upon but people like lesbians or something....this guy goes "Well, guys think lesbians are cool." | |
| Bozarth | I love that class | |
| DarkonZero | Hehehe.... | |
| Bozarth | I'm full of stories and I'm only a sophomore | |
| DarkonZero | My sophmore year I skipped school. | |
| DarkonZero | Not everyday. | |
| Bozarth | wow....how'd you pull that off? oh wait | |
| DarkonZero | I got off the bus and walked away. | |
| Bozarth | haha | |
| DarkonZero | Away from school. | |
| DarkonZero | But I do regret doing that. | |
| DarkonZero | I had to makeup classes during my Senior year. | |
| Bozarth | that sucks | |
| Bozarth | Some kids tried to skip school...the parents of one went out of town, so the other kid came over...the school calls the parents' cell phone...so they turned around and drug them out of bed and took them to school | |
| DarkonZero | Hehehehe..... | |
| Bozarth | I think I should write a book instead of my script | |
| DarkonZero | Do whatever that works for you. | |
| Bozarth | I came to an extreme stand still on my script | |
| DarkonZero | That happens...unfortunately. | |
| Bozarth | I started writing it as a love story for this girl who rejected me...I just put myself in the situations I'd like to be in...and putting some parody here and there...but I fell out of love with her and now I can't write | |
| DarkonZero | So...the inspiration just faded.....cause your feelings faded...it happens. | |
| Bozarth | yeah...maybe I'll start up again... | |
| Bozarth | I think I'm falling for another girl...I keep drawing pictures of her...and I'm kinda trying not to fall for her too | |
| Bozarth | Cause last time I was in love I felt really bad about it...and she's relatively a friend...but not close friends...so I don't want to screw that up | |
| DarkonZero | Well....you can't help how you feel at times. | |
| DarkonZero | But it seems you beat those feelings to an inch of their lives. | |
| Bozarth | yeah, but I think I'm gonna play it cool and start acting more friendly to her...talking to her more...stuff like that..hopefully when her boyfriend (the senior) goes to college, that whole mess will end | |
| DarkonZero | Do whatever that keeps you from being beaten up. | |
| Bozarth | that goes without saying | |
| DarkonZero | Hehehe. | |
| * superspy reads up | ||
| Bozarth | I just hope that when I grow up that I can be an actor or something famous, you know....mostly cause I can see how all the high school chick will through themselves at me | |
| superspy | yep. telling a lacrosse player to "fuck off" was a mistake I made exactly once during my freshman year | |
| Bozarth | :) | |
| Bozarth | haha | |
| DarkonZero | Now spy has this hobo smile. | |
| superspy | well, it was more of a "throw" than a punch | |
| DarkonZero | spy will be mistaken as a hockey player now. | |
| DarkonZero | Come on spy...let me go on. | |
| DarkonZero | :) | |
| superspy | sorry, but if anything, all I got was a small concussion and a blow to my ego | |
| superspy | I got the last laugh, though. latest word has him failing out of college. a bad one, at that. | |
| DarkonZero | Awwww..........I feel bad for that guy. | |
| superspy | don't, seriously. | |
| DarkonZero | Actually.....not really! | |
| superspy | anyway, back to Boz's story... | |
| DarkonZero | spy...I like your story better. | |
| superspy | funny. I don't :) | |
| DarkonZero | Hehehe.... | |
| DarkonZero | Damn I miss this girl I worked with. | |
| Bozarth | ok...what about my story? | |
| DarkonZero | I wanted to see her today...but was too lazy. | |
| Sentroid91 | ooh. DZ's in lufe? | |
| DarkonZero | You butter believe it! | |
| Bozarth | she pretty? | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah.... | |
| DarkonZero | She's not like really attractive. | |
| *** Sentroid91 changes topic to 'Attention K-Mars shoppers! DZ's in LUFE!!!!!' | ||
| DarkonZero | But I think she is. | |
| DarkonZero | Sent....thanks. | |
| DarkonZero | :) | |
| Sentroid91 | heh | |
| * Sentroid91 ponders un +s'ing the room. | ||
| DarkonZero | Do it. | |
| Sentroid91 | nah. damn Canadians will come back and start nuking me again | |
| DarkonZero | But +n | |
| Sentroid91 | +n? | |
| DarkonZero | No external messages. | |
| Sentroid91 | what about it? | |
| DarkonZero | Don't need anybody voicing off from outside. | |
| Sentroid91 | gah | |
| *** superspy sets mode: +n | ||
| Sentroid91 | oh, ok. thanks spy | |
| Sentroid91 | BTW: I've got funnt news | |
| DarkonZero | And what is this funnt news? | |
| Sentroid91 | Remember how Lodo has my phone number and home address? | |
| DarkonZero | No. | |
| Sentroid91 | oh | |
| Sentroid91 | well he did | |
| DarkonZero | Ok. | |
| DarkonZero | Di you manage to get his? | |
| Sentroid91 | until I moved and my parents changed their phone number tonight | |
| DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
| DarkonZero | Forget what I asked. | |
| Sentroid91 | nope. he's pretending to be some guy named Troy Cundiff | |
| Sentroid91 | brb | |
| DarkonZero | Ok. | |
| Bozarth | Well, I gots to go to bed..see you guys later | |
| DarkonZero | Sooner or later Lodo is gonna have an identity crisis and forget who he really is. | |
| DarkonZero | G'night Boz. | |
| Sentroid91 | lol | |
| Bozarth | bye | |
| Sentroid91 | 9,1Quote added: 1,9 <DarkonZero> Sooner or later Lodo is gonna have an identity crisis and forget who he really is. | |
| * Sentroid91 is away... REASON: 9,1brb4,1Type /ctcp Sentroid91 page to page. | ||
| *** Bozarth has left IRC | ||
| *** Bozarth has quit IRC (Home is where I want to be, but I guess I'm already there) | ||
| DarkonZero | Imagine him applying for a job.....he ends up putting "Troy Plank", "Sorceror Bobby" or something to that nature as his name. | |
| DarkonZero | Maybe even "Ima Beotch". | |
| DarkonZero | And apply for a position as, "Nut Juggler". | |
| * DarkonZero is away! 9REASON:9(I gots to be.) | ||
| * Sentroid91 is back FROM: 9,1brb | ||
| *** jasoN is on IRC | ||
| *** jasoN has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * jasoN jasons in | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| Sentroid91 | N! | |
| jasoN | who's DZ in lufe with? | |
| superspy | N | |
| Sentroid91 | Some girl he met at work | |
| jasoN | cool | |
| Sentroid91 | <DarkonZero> Damn I miss this girl I worked with. | |
| Sentroid91 | <Bozarth> ok...what about my story? | |
| Sentroid91 | <DarkonZero> I wanted to see her today...but was too lazy. | |
| Sentroid91 | <Sentroid91> ooh. DZ's in lufe? | |
| Sentroid91 | <DarkonZero> You butter believe it! | |
| Sentroid91 | *** Retrieving #deep13 info... | |
| Sentroid91 | <Bozarth> she pretty? | |
| Sentroid91 | <DarkonZero> Yeah.... | |
| Sentroid91 | <DarkonZero> She's not like really attractive. | |
| Sentroid91 | *** Sentroid91 changes topic to 'Attention K-Mars shoppers! DZ's in LUFE!!!!!' | |
| Sentroid91 | MST3Kies - Thanks for your continued support and wonderful letters. The channel is | |
| Sentroid91 | continuing its pursuit to obtain MST3K programming for your entertainment. We won't | |
| Sentroid91 | let you down. Once we get the programs that we need we will dedicate a time slot for | |
| Sentroid91 | it to air. You have two very devoted MSTies fans that have been working with us in this | |
| Sentroid91 | effort and I'd like to personally thank Jason and Justin for their help. Keep up the good | |
| Sentroid91 | work. | |
| Sentroid91 | man... Dennis Morgan hasn't updated his newsletter since December | |
| jasoN | who's that? | |
| Sentroid91 | The B-Movie Channel guy | |
| jasoN | oh | |
| * jasoN rocks to the new AC/DC album | ||
| Sentroid91 | 1,9[S9-MS²]9,1/9AC-DC9]/91,9[1/1Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap9,1[/146:099,1[/143.52 MB | |
| jasoN | gonna get the new one? | |
| Sentroid91 | the new mp3? I have it | |
| jasoN | tis pretty good | |
| jasoN | no, the new album | |
| Sentroid91 | oh | |
| jasoN | came out yesterday | |
| jasoN | "can't stand still" is the best song on the album | |
| * Sentroid91 checks his pockets and techno-organic moths come out of them | ||
| jasoN | sounds familiar | |
| Sentroid91 | what does? | |
| jasoN | having no money | |
| Sentroid91 | ah | |
| jasoN | almost too familiar | |
| * Sentroid91 tried going to www.ineedwork.com | ||
| jasoN | working for a living..where's the fun in that? | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'ladiesnight.wav' | ||
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| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Aurora> why do you like long hair, you guys? <Slave456> Good question <Frodie> because....the same reason all those kids like Applejacks... <jasoNic> yeah, and just think..girls with applejacks in their long hair.. <jasoNic> think of THAT <Frodie> yeah!!! | |
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| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 *** Kernil has joined #StarWars <jasoN> hi kernil <Kernil> hello <jasoN> is that kernil klink? <jasoN> i guess not. <Kernil> no <jasoN> hehe <Kernil> kernil sanders | |
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| jasoN | hmm, can anyone tell i'm bored? | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 * Wookieegirl needs some beauty sleep as well... wanna look good for those rpgers and pokekids | |
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| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <pilot> who else is a girl. <jasoN> i'm a girl <Flinch²> I am too <pilot> Flinch your a girl! <Flinch²> yup <pilot> well your real cool . | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <JediKat> yes...he is....special.. <JediKat> SPECIAL * JediKat looks at jas <jasoN> so would you say i'm special? <JediKat> at a special time <JediKat> i think...i think...i think jason is special * JediKat knows that mastermind1787 is not srecail <jasoN> hehe <jasoN> srecail <JediKat> specail rather <JediKat> shut up jas * JediKat fwaps jas while saying lalala | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <KevinMurphy> There will be no other show like MST, quote me on that. | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <RevengeOfTheCambot> I might feel bad about making someone make a fool out of themself for the purpose of sexual self-exploration......................nahhh! | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Locdog07> I'm British. <DarkonZero> Like that's an excuse. | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 *** Gillian (Gillian@d132.cherco.net) has joined #Deep13 <IncMeltMan> Is the Skipper in? <IncMeltMan> Oh....wait <IncMeltMan> can you change it to Gilligan so what I said would be funny. | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Bah Thrawnbug> use my metal chinese balls | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <ManosMan> Hmm... am I right when I say most of you here hate rap music? <Goku> I like some rap music, you know the kind you can't hear <Goku> wait...no that silence | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Cybob> locdog hum? <Locdog07> I hum? <Cybob> typo <Cybob> hun | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Wookieegirl> I don't even wear underwear, thanks to Yoda <Wookieegirl> you know that <JabroniGirl> O_O <Wookieegirl> ...you had to be there <jasoN> i WAS there and it still sounds odd | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 * Locdog07 imagines De swallowing and then gettin' heart burn <MeltingMan> .... <Locdog07> Whats wrong, MM? <MeltingMan> Never mind.... <Locdog07> NOO!!! | |
| * jasoN throws a squirrel at Sentroid91 | ||
| * Sentroid91 slaps jasoN around the room with a chair. | ||
| jasoN | what kind of chair? | |
| Sentroid91 | uhm... a wooden folding one | |
| jasoN | oh, okay..that's acceptable | |
| Sentroid91 | http://www.stickdeath.com/sticktallica.htm | |
| Sentroid91 | you want a squirrel? | |
| Sentroid91 | take this one | |
| jasoN | no | |
| Sentroid91 | oh wait.. that ain't it | |
| Sentroid91 | http://www.stickdeath.com/stkzilla.htm | |
| Sentroid91 | this is it | |
| *** Locdog07 is on IRC | ||
| *** Locdog07 has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * Locdog07 pounces into #Deep13 doing crotch chops. | ||
| * Locdog07 commands everyone to MAKE SOME NOISE!!! | ||
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| * Locdog07 wants ops | ||
| *** Sentroid91 sets mode: +o Locdog07 | ||
| * Locdog07 congratulates D | ||
| Locdog07 | Z | |
| jasoN | hey 'dogg | |
| Locdog07 | Dogg? | |
| Locdog07 | It's me, it's me... | |
| * DarkonZero is back from whatever... | ||
| DarkonZero | Well, I'm back. | |
| jasoN | yupp | |
| jasoN | wb, loverboy | |
| Sentroid91 | <Sentroid91> Rollin', rollin', rollin'.... get those Locdog's rollin' | |
| Locdog07 | Ohhh, you're in love with my 'soN? | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah...what of it!?!? | |
| DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
| DarkonZero | No... | |
| Locdog07 | Pff | |
| jasoN | eh..no, loc | |
| Locdog07 | What's wrong with my 'soN? | |
| jasoN | i'm too straight | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah...as am I. | |
| Locdog07 | !!! | |
| Locdog07 | How dare you! | |
| jasoN | i dont get all drunk and have sex with bob, like SOME people | |
| Locdog07 | You are an insult to the trans-sexual beings that make up this family! | |
| Locdog07 | ... | |
| * DarkonZero will go see the girl he misses at her workplace tomorrow. | ||
| Locdog07 | The girl with the thing at the place with the deal | |
| jasoN | so tell us all about it, DZ | |
| DarkonZero | Yes...Jerry. | |
| Locdog07 | Of Tom & fame | |
| DarkonZero | N....it's a long story....a very long and boring story. | |
| DarkonZero | Just like...uh....the story of Bob. | |
| Locdog07 | "We walked very very very very very slowly up to each other and fell in love. Boooring" | |
| jasoN | oh,okay | |
| Locdog07 | !!! | |
| DarkonZero | Let's just say when I first met her...I just fell for her...the typical stuff. | |
| Locdog07 | Oh, that ain't boring. | |
| DarkonZero | I haven't seen her for over a month. | |
| jasoN | so the important thing is, what does she think of you? | |
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| DarkonZero | Well...I know she likes me....but is hold back on having a full relationship cause she doesn't wanna get hurt...again. | |
| Locdog07 | Your braces might accidentally lock when you kiss, huh? | |
| jasoN | to hell with that, life's too short to hold back. she should go for it | |
| DarkonZero | Of course...I was egging her on to break up with the guy that didn't appreciate her. | |
| * Locdog07 remembers seeing that happen and a guy had to come along with a blow torch and seperate the two | ||
| jasoN | did she do it? | |
| DarkonZero | Not sure...I haven't seen her since the time we talked about it. | |
| * Sentroid91 gets out his blowtorch | ||
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| Sentroid91 | and don't make fun of people with braces, Loc. :P | |
| jasoN | hmm, well i wish you luck | |
| DarkonZero | Thanks N. | |
| DarkonZero | :) | |
| Locdog07 | Sorry...umm...why, who has braces? | |
| Locdog07 | Good luck, DZ. And I mean that. | |
| Sentroid91 | uhm... I do | |
| DarkonZero | N...I wish you luck with that Mylasian girl. | |
| DarkonZero | Thanks Loc. | |
| jasoN | oh, thanks | |
| DarkonZero | :) | |
| jasoN | i think | |
| Locdog07 | You have braces, Sent? | |
| Sentroid91 | And I got black and green rubber thingies too | |
| Locdog07 | That's weird...I never imagined that | |
| jasoN | and loc, if this is another crappy song, you can prepare to die | |
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| Sentroid91 | well I just got them last month | |
| jasoN | grrr | |
| * jasoN kills loc | ||
| Locdog07 | heheheh | |
| DarkonZero | Hey....who wants to see Boz's Flash animation of his floating head vapourising his little bro? | |
| Sentroid91 | uh, me? | |
| DarkonZero | I'll send it to ya. | |
| * Locdog07 remembers seeing Boz's brothers in a netmeeting... | ||
| Sentroid91 | Boz is in the mafia? | |
| Locdog07 | Yes. | |
| DarkonZero | You gotta open it with a Flash enable browserSent. | |
| DarkonZero | enabled | |
| Sentroid91 | oh | |
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| Sentroid91 | ohkay...... | |
| * Sentroid91 goes to shoot himself now | ||
| jasoN | may i help? | |
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| DarkonZero | Apparently Sent was inspired by Boz's work. | |
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| Sentroid91 | 9,1Quote added: 1,9 <DarkonZero> Hey....who wants to see Boz's Flash animation of his floating head vapourising his little bro? <Sentroid91> uh, me? <DarkonZero> I'll send it to ya. <Sentroid91> ohkay...... * Sentroid91 goes to shoot himself now <DarkonZero> Apparently Sent was inspired by Boz's work. | |
| DarkonZero | Wow....2 quote in one day. | |
| jasoN | 15,2Quote added: 2,15 <DarkonZero> Hey....who wants to see Boz's Flash animation of his floating head vapourising his little bro? <Sentroid91> uh, me? <DarkonZero> I'll send it to ya. <Sentroid91> ohkay...... * Sentroid91 goes to shoot himself now <DarkonZero> Apparently Sent was inspired by Boz's work. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm on a roll! | |
| DarkonZero | A kaiser roll! | |
| Sentroid91 | I should go edit that Lodo one. You had alot more funnt stuff to say after I added it | |
| * jasoN rolls a large truck onto DZ | ||
| DarkonZero | *COUGH* | |
| Locdog07 | I'm on a swiss roll | |
| Sentroid91 | 9,1Quote added: 1,9 <DarkonZero> Sooner or later Lodo is gonna have an identity crisis and forget who he really is. <DarkonZero> Imagine him applying for a job.....he ends up putting "Troy Plank", "Sorceror Bobby" or something to that nature as his name. <DarkonZero> Maybe even "Ima Beotch". <DarkonZero> And apply for a position as, "Nut Juggler". | |
| Locdog07 | heheheh | |
| jasoN | lol | |
| Locdog07 | Imagine that being a circus act... | |
| jasoN | oh no..hehe | |
| Locdog07 | "Come one, come all, see the nut juggler! He defies all known laws of physics! He swings his nuts from the trapeze! Then he lights his nuts on fire and eats them!" | |
| Locdog07 | Lodo is a carny. | |
| jasoN | "and lets give a big round of applause for Lodovik, the Amazing Nut Juggler!" | |
| Locdog07 | Imagine the make-up he would have. | |
| jasoN | no, i wont | |
| Locdog07 | Crotch inspired designs... | |
| jasoN | i said no! | |
| Locdog07 | With a big "U FUNY!" tattooed on his forehead backwards | |
| * jasoN vomits all over loc | ||
| Locdog07 | heeeyy... | |
| *** S9-Mars has joined #Deep13 | ||
| Sentroid91 | @quote | |
| S9-Mars | Hi, S9-Mars | |
| S9-Mars | 9,1S9-Quoter: *** Cal-Crowe is now known as BubbaHump <BubbaHump> DAH!!! *** BubbaHump is now known as BubbaGump <Sentroid91> Bubba Hump? <Sentroid91> Cal's become a porn star...... again <BubbaGump> Please look away from the humping | |
| Sentroid91 | @quote | |
| S9-Mars | 9,1S9-Quoter: <MSTManos> <jasoN> my dad has a cock <MSTManos> <jasoN> he trains it <MSTManos> <jasoN> it's helluva tough <MSTManos> That was FUNNT beyond all recognition. | |
| Sentroid91 | xquote, search 15 | |
| S9-Mars | 1,9Quote containing 15: 9,1<MSTManos> Opbuin Software, a new software project by NGI, has begun to offer software on CD. This project will be bundled with the main NGI site and will offer various public domain software, shareware, and other compilations on CD. <MSTManos> This, from a 15-year old rich kid whose most memorable quote is "HAHAHA U MAKE ME NUTS JUGGLE!" | |
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| DarkonZero | And to that effect..."NUT JUGGLING" killed te conversation. | |
| DarkonZero | te to the. | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Yoda> hehe yes I can go on the commercial now "Never worry about falling off when you're hanging on to the neck of a rabid wookiee by your teeth just use polident" | |
| Locdog07 | Nut Juggling Killed The Radio Star | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Yoda> theres a might hot he-yoda that just moved into the mudhole next door I bet with this new hair of mine I could snag a date with him easy! | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Starshipe> jessee can you show us that beutiful ass? * jasoN looks at shipe <jasoN> o_O <Starshipe> lol wrong chat guys sorry lol | |
| Locdog07 | heheh | |
| * Locdog07 imagines her calling up people and saying "jessee can you show us that beutiful ass?" and then saying "lol sorry wrong number lol" | ||
| jasoN | would you laugh, or actually say "lol" ? | |
| Locdog07 | Say "lol" | |
| Locdog07 | Lol! | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 * Epona yawns * jasoN throws a marshmallow into Epona's open mouth * Epona spits marshmallow into jasoN's eye | |
| DarkonZero | A long time ago, me a nd a friend used hyperlink to make prank phone calls...it didn't work too well cause we couldn't say anything. But you couold hear the person on the other end just ramble on. | |
| Locdog07 | A long long time ago, me had a friend. | |
| DarkonZero | Awww....you gots friends here. | |
| DarkonZero | :) | |
| Locdog07 | heh... | |
| DarkonZero | Welll maybe not N. | |
| Locdog07 | hehe | |
| DarkonZero | N hates everybody. | |
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| * jasoN throws a squirrel at DarkonZero | ||
| DarkonZero | OW! | |
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| DarkonZero | DAMN SQUIRREL! | |
| jasoN | i do not, i'm full of love | |
| DarkonZero | For Bob. | |
| * Sentroid91 throws http://www.stickdeath.com/stkzilla.htm at N | ||
| jasoN | OW! that HURT! | |
| jasoN | oh my... | |
| Sentroid91 | wha? | |
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| * DarkonZero looks at the topic and thinks omega's response will be, "Hte hole wyde werld ist hapy fur yew!!!" | ||
| jasoN | that url | |
| Locdog07 | heheheh | |
| Sentroid91 | hehehe | |
| Sentroid91 | There's your squirrel, N | |
| Locdog07 | You know, the robot in First Spaceship On Venus is called "Omega" | |
| Locdog07 | It ends up driving round and around in a circle and then runs over one of the crew... | |
| DarkonZero | Venus soon realized who it was and tried to leave. | |
| Sentroid91 | <omega> ye ye ye ye ye Buck ye ye ye | |
| Locdog07 | oh my god Sent...that URL.... | |
| Sentroid91 | haha | |
| DarkonZero | The URL I intro'ed to Sent. | |
| jasoN | yeah | |
| Locdog07 | pleh | |
| DarkonZero | STICKDEATH RULES! | |
| DarkonZero | Ku is pissed though. | |
| jasoN | poor squirrel | |
| DarkonZero | They stole his ideas. | |
| Sentroid91 | <Stickdeath> YOU STOLE ME SHIT! | |
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| Locdog07 | <Wallace> GET OFF ME CHEESE!!! | |
| Locdog07 | afk | |
| * jasoN has to go now | ||
| DarkonZero | Later N. | |
| jasoN | goodnight, foo's | |
| * jasoN jasons off to bed | ||
| *** jasoN has left IRC | ||
| *** jasoN has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| DarkonZero | If N keeps N'ing, he'll lose an eye while N'ing. | |
| Locdog07 | back | |
| Locdog07 | ewww | |
| DarkonZero | Hehehee. | |
| DarkonZero | Wb. | |
| Locdog07 | tanks | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmmm..... | |
| Locdog07 | yep yep | |
| DarkonZero | Darn....I gotta go for now....be back later. | |
| Locdog07 | bye | |
| DarkonZero | Say goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Wed Mar 01 21:55:51 2000 | ||
| Session Start: Wed Mar 01 23:24:11 2000 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| *** Attempting to rejoin... | ||
| *** Rejoined channel #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Attention K-Mars shoppers! DZ's in LUFE!!!!!' | ||
| *** Set by Sentroid91 on Wed Mar 01 22:04:28 | ||
| * spystuff pokes DZ | ||
| spystuff | know where I can get a picture of a 35mm film reel canister? | |
| DarkonZero | Oh....I thought you were doing spy stuff? | |
| DarkonZero | 35mm film can...nope. | |
| spystuff | I am doing spystuff | |
| DarkonZero | Ewwwww! | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...I take that back.... | |
| Session Close: Thu Mar 02 00:00:00 2000 | ||
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