| Session Start: Mon Feb 28 00:00:00 2000 | ||
| * DeRaptor gets grass stains on the fun. | ||
| TServo4 | heh | |
|---|---|---|
| TServo4 | you can get it out with Tide, though | |
| spyediting | grass? aw. do you know what a pain that is to get out? | |
| DarkonZero | Anon.....did anyone tell you you are about as funny as omega on a good joke day? | |
| DarkonZero | if not.....they should. | |
| spyediting | ouch | |
| spyediting | call him cambot, whydoncha | |
| *** TServo4 changes topic to 'Get grass stains out with new TIDE!' | ||
| DarkonZero | Didn't I call him Cam once? | |
| TServo4 | what do you call TomServo4 when he's angry.... | |
| MSTAnon | Hmm? | |
| TServo4 | j/k don't answer | |
| *** GiveMeOps is now known as HandsKnees | ||
| DarkonZero | Cam's not all that bad.......that's if you think putting your face on an operating beltsander not that bad. | |
| TServo4 | heh | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'mstback.wav' | ||
| [TServo4 SOUND] | ||
| MSTAnon | There, now it's just like putting Clowns in the Sky I on infinite random. | |
| MSTAnon | Whee. | |
| spyediting | hehe | |
| TServo4 | we're gonna put up no-mst songs though as well | |
| * spyediting is stunned that his computer is even attempting to play this back at a full-frame rate (yes, it's failing miserably) | ||
| MSTAnon | Speaking of which... | |
| MSTAnon | I've got a few renditions of Satellite of Love to post. | |
| TServo4 | we need to find the original Lou Reed version... | |
| *** Disconnected | ||
| *** Attempting to rejoin... | ||
| *** Rejoined channel #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Get grass stains out with new TIDE!' | ||
| *** Set by TServo4 on Mon Feb 28 02:04:10 | ||
| TServo4 | wb | |
| DarkonZero | You gotta love that peer! | |
| Pixy | wb dz | |
| spyediting | yeah, what a skamp! | |
| DarkonZero | And thankee. | |
| spyediting | thanks, de | |
| DeRaptor | np | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...this is openly thank anyone for no reason time. | |
| DeRaptor | damn, these'll take a while. | |
| *** TServo4 changes topic to 'Want ops? Type Alt+T!' | ||
| * DeRaptor pumps the dcc. | ||
| MSTAnon | Thanks, De! | |
| * MSTAnon presses Alt and T. | ||
| DarkonZero | Thanks Anon! | |
| TServo4 | hey anon, if you wanted ops, why did n't you.....uh-oh! | |
| DarkonZero | Thanks spy! | |
| MSTAnon | What for, DZ? | |
| DarkonZero | Again.... | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...this is openly thank anyone for no reason time. | |
| DarkonZero | Thanks DZ! | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'wdeep13.wav' | ||
| [TServo4 SOUND] | ||
| spyediting | you're welcome, DZ | |
| * spyediting wonders why Anon's pressin' ALT-T | ||
| MSTAnon | Thanks, HandsKnees! | |
| HandsKnees | Get bent. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'smuckers.wav' | ||
| [TServo4 SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Thanks Stranger! | |
| DarkonZero | Thank you Atlanta! | |
| * HandsKnees presses Alt and T when he thinks about you. Err... | ||
| DarkonZero | Ugh.... | |
| *** TServo4 changes topic to 'I've got ops and you don't! nah-nah!' | ||
| MSTAnon | That's disgusting. | |
| *** Retrieving #Deep13 info... | ||
| spyediting | servo.....that's just rude :) | |
| *** HandsKnees is now known as BigFavor | ||
| TServo4 | sorry | |
| spyediting | change it back | |
| TServo4 | I meant to put j/k | |
| spyediting | now | |
| *** DarkonZero changes topic to 'I've got ops and you don't! nah-nah! But am I happy?.....no......' | ||
| *** TServo4 changes topic to 'TIDE! ' | ||
| *** TServo4 changes topic to 'Sodium! Won't you?' | ||
| *** BigFavor is now known as Na | ||
| Pixy | oh god not sodium ahhhh | |
| TServo4 | heh | |
| DarkonZero | That topic......it lacks......uh.......sodium. | |
| TServo4 | who's better? Ortega or Torgo? | |
| DarkonZero | Needs more. | |
| MSTAnon | D'oh! The U2 version of Satellite of Love exceeds 56kbps. | |
| spyediting | oh, wow | |
| spyediting | it's "Learn to Fly"......again | |
| Na | "Learning to Fly" is a great song. =D | |
| Na | Torgo could kick Ortega's sorry ass. | |
| * Pixy can't find F.R.A.N.K. :o( | ||
| spyediting | well, I don't want to hear it so much that I wind up hating it | |
| MSTAnon | As a matter of fact, Torgo's costume is up for sale soon. | |
| *** TServo4 changes topic to 'SODIUM! SODIUM! MORE SODIUM THAN YOU'LL EVER NEED! RIGHT HERE IN #DEEP13!' | ||
| TServo4 | yup | |
| *** Na is now known as NaNaNaNa | ||
| TServo4 | pxy, I'll send you the adress | |
| Pixy | :o) | |
| DarkonZero | Ok......who's gonna be "Hey Hey Hey" and "Good Bye!" | |
| TServo4 | hey hey gb! | |
| *** Pixy is now known as hey_hey_he | ||
| TServo4 | http://166.90.143.144:13146/ | |
| spyediting | he needs two more "na na's" | |
| hey_hey_he | oops close | |
| *** TServo4 is now known as goodbye | ||
| hey_hey_he | i need a "y" | |
| DarkonZero | Take out the underscores. | |
| MSTAnon | Damn! The Color Filter version of Satellite of Love exceeds 56kbps, too. | |
| *** goodbye is now known as TedVMikels | ||
| TedVMikels | he he he he he! | |
| *** NaNaNaNa is now known as NaNaNaNaNa | ||
| *** hey_hey_he is now known as Hey_Hey_He | ||
| DarkonZero | Um...remove the spaces. | |
| TedVMikels | Did you like my crappy movie? | |
| Hey_Hey_He | ty TServo4 for addy | |
| * DarkonZero feels a certain (but stupid) power surge through him... | ||
| DarkonZero | I AM...! | |
| * DarkonZero becomes in a flash (and a stupid pose) a 70's Japanese superhero known as 15,1ULTRA DORK15,16,0!6,0 | ||
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as UltraDork | ||
| UltraDork | I AM HERE! | |
| TedVMikels | TVMstudios@aol.com | |
| UltraDork | WOOTA! | |
| *** Hey_Hey_He is now known as HeyHeyHey | ||
| * NaNaNaNaNa points and laughs at UltraDork. | ||
| * MSTAnon points and laughs at UltraDork. | ||
| *** NaNaNaNaNa has quit IRC (Be sure to join MSTies Anonymous at... http://www.msties.com/) | ||
| TedVMikels | I love to hear from my adoring fans all over the world! | |
| UltraDork | Anon is very insecure. | |
| MSTAnon | Who the hell was that? | |
| *** HeyHeyHey is now known as Pixy | ||
| *** TedVMikels is now known as TServo4 | ||
| Pixy | i was getting confused who i was | |
| TServo4 | Is ultra dork like cornjob? | |
| MSTAnon | Anybody know how to turn a 128kbps MP3 into a 56kbps MP3? | |
| UltraDork | No.....Ultra Dork is Ultrariffic! | |
| TServo4 | he he he he he | |
| TServo4 | no | |
| MSTAnon | Damn. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'mstback.wav' | ||
| [TServo4 SOUND] | ||
| UltraDork | I AM NO LONGER...! | |
| * UltraDork loses his dumb power and returns back to his old moronic, sorta secret alter-ego, DarkonZero. | ||
| *** UltraDork is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| MSTAnon | Anybody? Anybody? | |
| Pixy | c o o l :o) | |
| TServo4 | no prob | |
| DarkonZero | I can encode MP3's not decode. | |
| TServo4 | It's not done yet | |
| Pixy | i think you press alt and tab right | |
| spyediting | decode? | |
| spyediting | you mean turn into wav? | |
| MSTAnon | So, anybody have U2's version of Satellite of Love on CD? | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah..... | |
| spyediting | winamp can do it | |
| DarkonZero | I know WinAmp can do it. | |
| spyediting | so... | |
| DarkonZero | I just don't wanna! | |
| spyediting | why can't you do it? | |
| Pixy | la la la | |
| spyediting | oh | |
| MSTAnon | Hmm. | |
| TServo4 | he he he, I'm not done with the sound yet. that's a test copy | |
| DarkonZero | Cause a decoded MP3 is gonna turn out to be a huge wav..... | |
| TServo4 | can you encode a wav into mp3? | |
| DarkonZero | Yes. | |
| TServo4 | cuz I'm looking for someone who can | |
| DarkonZero | You have to have a encoder. | |
| DarkonZero | And I got a encoder. | |
| [Pixy SOUND] | ||
| TServo4 | humdidehehehuahua | |
| Pixy | ok it is sleepy time here :o( | |
| TServo4 | time for go to bed? | |
| Pixy | nice to chat y'all again | |
| DarkonZero | Bye Pixy. | |
| spyediting | 'night | |
| MSTAnon | Want ops, Pixy? | |
| TServo4 | cya later pix | |
| * spyediting curses | ||
| DarkonZero | And good night. | |
| spyediting | this is not good | |
| Pixy | nice to meet you DarkonZero and MSTAnon | |
| TServo4 | anyone want the bgm to the love theme? | |
| MSTAnon | Meet you?! http://www.msties.com/ | |
| *** Pixy has left #Deep13 | ||
| MSTAnon | Tee-hee. | |
| MSTAnon | Can I hear the unfinished MIDI, TS4? | |
| TServo4 | unfinished? hah! I'm still working on the music! | |
| TServo4 | I have to worite it down | |
| TServo4 | write | |
| MSTAnon | So, you haven't even started? | |
| TServo4 | It's very complicated | |
| TServo4 | I've done tests | |
| MSTAnon | Spiffy. | |
| MSTAnon | Got any unfinished MIDIs from MST3K there, De? | |
| TServo4 | the song that is | |
| TServo4 | I love this wav... | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'mstback.wav' | ||
| [TServo4 SOUND] | ||
| * DarkonZero still tries to figure out how he's gonna make a MST3K dance mix..... | ||
| MSTAnon | Hmm. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'drf.wav' | ||
| [TServo4 SOUND] | ||
| MSTAnon | We have too many MST3K songs that yet to be made before we go and have more versions of the Love Theme! | |
| DarkonZero | I'll be right back! OK. | |
| * DarkonZero will be right back...he's off to do somethin'. | ||
| DarkonZero | I'll be right back...really, I will! | |
| * DarkonZero : 6,1Potty......6,16,0.6,0 | ||
| * TServo4 hits de with a large trout | ||
| MSTAnon | Got potty? | |
| TServo4 | got poopie?(I mean the tape that is...) | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'poopie.wav' | ||
| [TServo4 SOUND] | ||
| TServo4 | teehee | |
| * DeRaptor has "Boss of Me", a.k.a. "The Malcolm In The Middle" song stuck in her head. | ||
| TServo4 | hehehe | |
| spyediting | bain of my existence, end! | |
| TServo4 | anyone else want the bgm? | |
| spyediting | ....that's "bane" | |
| MSTAnon | Ugh. Time for go to bed. | |
| TServo4 | cya later anon | |
| MSTAnon | De, I'm just gonna let this thing transfer over. | |
| MSTAnon | I'll be signed off of AIM and ICQ, but leave this thing on. | |
| TServo4 | brb | |
| MSTAnon | Time to change my nick to MSTAsleep. | |
| DeRaptor | k | |
| spyediting | 'night, anon | |
| MSTAnon | G'night! Thanks, De! | |
| *** MSTAnon has left IRC | ||
| *** MSTAnon is now known as MSTAsleep | ||
| TServo4 | back | |
| * DarkonZero is back from whatever... | ||
| DarkonZero | Well, I'm back. | |
| DarkonZero | And boy....I feel better! | |
| DarkonZero | WOOO! | |
| TServo4 | I got a danish while I was gone... | |
| TServo4 | yuuuuuuuummmmmmmmm | |
| * DarkonZero wonders if he's gonna be up till 5 AM PST again...... | ||
| TServo4 | I probably will | |
| * TServo4 is on a caffene rush | ||
| TServo4 | not to mention a sugar one as well ; ) | |
| * DarkonZero is watching Space Ghost..... | ||
| * spyediting wishes he had some coffee | ||
| DarkonZero | I wish I could have fresh coffee.....but I gotta have a Folger's instead. | |
| DarkonZero | WOO! | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'kill_clownsback.wav' | ||
| [TServo4 SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | MATTHEW SWEET IS ON SG! | |
| DeRaptor | yep. | |
| DarkonZero | Another fave musician of mine. | |
| TServo4 | geez this song is sad... | |
| DarkonZero | Other than Gary Numan. | |
| DeRaptor | which song? | |
| DeRaptor | American Pie is sad...especially when you think about what it REALLY means. | |
| TServo4 | the end of the scrapbook tape songs | |
| DarkonZero | Madonna tore that song up.... | |
| DarkonZero | I like the original. | |
| TServo4 | yeah, I got pissed hearing her sing it | |
| DarkonZero | As does my dad. | |
| TServo4 | Yankovic did a nice "cover" of it, though | |
| DarkonZero | That was a good farce of it. | |
| DeRaptor | look!: http://people.we.mediaone.net/kjbleu/mst.htm | |
| TServo4 | I recorded that BGM from the end of the scrapbook and I'm listening to it... | |
| * DeRaptor ponders converting the .au to a .wav | ||
| TServo4 | they got 112 ans 113 mixed up | |
| TServo4 | do you want it in wav? | |
| DeRaptor | the futurama crow sound, yes. | |
| TServo4 | lemem see, I recorded it... | |
| DarkonZero | "Don't talk during the movie." | |
| TServo4 | hell, I'll just convert this one | |
| TServo4 | doesn't sound anything like tom though | |
| DeRaptor | I think it was supposed to be Crow. | |
| DarkonZero | It was. | |
| TServo4 | still, didn't sound like him... | |
| TServo4 | only a bit | |
| DarkonZero | The cameo went by too quick. | |
| * TServo4 wonders if Josh is lying.... | ||
| DeRaptor | sounded more like Crow than like Servo, but not by much. | |
| DeRaptor | It sounds more like Kermit the frog, actually. | |
| TServo4 | nah | |
| TServo4 | the first KTMA servo sounded like kermit | |
| DeRaptor | And Crow sounded like Robin...heheh. | |
| TServo4 | hehehe | |
| * TServo4 found his old KTMA file... | ||
| DeRaptor | Only...more sarcastic and minnesottan. | |
| TServo4 | cool. I never knew I had a file of the opening credits... | |
| DeRaptor | dude. | |
| TServo4 | any sound requests? | |
| * spyediting wanders off | ||
| DarkonZero | None from me....thanks. | |
| * spyediting cheers | ||
| *** spyediting is now known as superspy | ||
| *** superspy is on IRC | ||
| DarkonZero | Done? | |
| superspy | yep | |
| superspy | hopefully the audio is synced up correctly, because I honestly don't care anymore :) | |
| DarkonZero | Good......no more whining..... :) | |
| superspy | well, it was only taking up my entire weekend | |
| superspy | :) | |
| DarkonZero | Just like my non-existant life. | |
| superspy | huh?! | |
| superspy | what ever gave you that idea? | |
| DarkonZero | Nothing......I knew it'd get ya. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'fut.wav' | ||
| [TServo4 SOUND] | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'fut.wav' | ||
| [TServo4 SOUND] | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Awww....the Magic Toenail song...... | |
| [TServo4 SOUND] | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'sarah.wav' | ||
| [TServo4 SOUND] | ||
| TServo4 | bobbin buzzard... | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'ricola.wav' | ||
| [TServo4 SOUND] | ||
| TServo4 | well, I gtg people(time for go to bed) | |
| TServo4 | cya | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'fut.wav' | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Good night. | |
| superspy | 'night | |
| *** TServo4 has quit IRC (Read error to TServo4[dialin-221-tnt.nyc.bestweb.net]: Connection reset by peer) | ||
| * DarkonZero wonders if he should d/l the BeOS......since it is free. | ||
| superspy | since when is it free? | |
| DarkonZero | Ooops....it won't be free until Mar. 15th. | |
| DarkonZero | It's gonna be free for non-commercial use. | |
| superspy | still...it is nice that it's free | |
| * DeRaptor snickers: http://members.aol.com/messanger7/pics.html | ||
| DarkonZero | But it's not gonna be open source like Linux.......but still...it's free. | |
| superspy | yep | |
| * superspy wonders how far he can stretch the "non-commercial use" clause | ||
| DarkonZero | If only I had a burner. | |
| superspy | if I make a website for someone, does that count? | |
| DarkonZero | No. | |
| superspy | woo | |
| DarkonZero | If you don't tout yourself as a business. | |
| superspy | ok, I have to re-export this. a 1.5gb quicktime file is not what I had in mind | |
| DarkonZero | 1.5gb...... | |
| DarkonZero | That's alot of media in that file. | |
| superspy | yeah.... | |
| superspy | my computer refuses to play it | |
| DarkonZero | When I make my songs.......a 20MB.acd file is turned into a 1mb file | |
| DarkonZero | 1MB MP3. | |
| DarkonZero | YOu computer refuses cause it's gagging on it. | |
| DarkonZero | Your computer even. | |
| superspy | I'm aware of that :) | |
| superspy | hmm | |
| DarkonZero | It's choking! | |
| superspy | if it's original size is 640x504.... | |
| superspy | reducing it to 320 would be what... | |
| superspy | 264? | |
| superspy | wait | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm.....half of what it is. | |
| DarkonZero | I dunno.... | |
| superspy | 252 | |
| DarkonZero | Res of 252? | |
| DarkonZero | Or file size? | |
| * DarkonZero ponders buying the BeOS when released to shopping public. | ||
| superspy | why buy it when it's going to be free? | |
| DarkonZero | Documents. | |
| superspy | I downloaded the linux iso along with pdf documents | |
| DarkonZero | And I'd like a pure copy. | |
| DarkonZero | I really don't trust me. | |
| superspy | heh | |
| superspy | why not? | |
| DarkonZero | You're talking to a guy who erased his original MSDOS disks. | |
| * DeRaptor snickers. | ||
| superspy | how'd you manage that? | |
| DarkonZero | I was tinkering around with a older computer (this was a while back) and got frustrated and put in the wrong disk. | |
| DarkonZero | I was trying to fix something. | |
| superspy | well, thank god for the cd-rom format, then | |
| superspy | can't make mistakes like that anymore | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah.... | |
| DarkonZero | But I could manage to damage anything. | |
| DarkonZero | I almost put a baseball bat through a monitor once. | |
| * DeRaptor laughs. | ||
| superspy | who hasn't? ;) | |
| * DeRaptor can imagine that, and it's funny. | ||
| DarkonZero | I broke my Spin Doctors CD.......but I meant to do that.....I got sick of them. | |
| DarkonZero | I think I still have the broken CD. | |
| DarkonZero | It's sitting in a bag. | |
| * DarkonZero wonders if he should get the explosives outta his closet. | ||
| superspy | woo | |
| superspy | down to 400mb | |
| DarkonZero | Model rocket motors. | |
| DarkonZero | What res did you put it at? | |
| superspy | 320x252 | |
| DarkonZero | Not bad.... | |
| DeRaptor | oop...dccs done...I should go scan my comic now. | |
| * DeRaptor dashes off. | ||
| *** DeRaptor has left IRC | ||
| *** DeRaptor has quit IRC (Behold the power of my own personal savior, CHEESE!) | ||
| superspy | brb. wanna see if these audio glitches are due to me alt-tabbing while it's exporting | |
| superspy | give me about 10 minutes | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...no prob. | |
| DarkonZero | Do what you need to do. | |
| superspy | almost got it.... | |
| * superspy promises his computer a fresh, clean re-install for behaving so nicely with these large files | ||
| DarkonZero | Ugh...I just went through a reinstall...... | |
| superspy | I can reinstall windows with my eyes closed at this point | |
| superspy | I've had to do it to this thing so many times | |
| DarkonZero | Well....it happens. | |
| superspy | ok... | |
| superspy | vanishing for 5-10 more minutes | |
| DarkonZero | The only loss I had was my MP3s. | |
| superspy | aw | |
| superspy | those are hard to backup | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah.... | |
| DarkonZero | But I can always remake and find them. | |
| DarkonZero | Most of the MP3s I made were from my own CDs. | |
| DarkonZero | I still managed to keep the MP3 you sent me of Shatner. | |
| superspy | heh heh | |
| * DarkonZero watching AMC an is wondering if the movie that is on is a Godzilla one. | ||
| DarkonZero | It has poorly dubbed Japanese guys. | |
| superspy | wow. video for madonna's american pie already | |
| DarkonZero | Yup... | |
| DarkonZero | She ruins the song though. | |
| superspy | only because she literally cut it in half | |
| superspy | the video is so trivial, though | |
| DarkonZero | And made some lyrical changes. | |
| DarkonZero | And put it to a dance beat. | |
| superspy | a song with this many inroads into american pop-culture surely could inspire a much more, well, creative video | |
| superspy | I don't mind the dance beat | |
| superspy | I just wish she'd finish the damned song | |
| DarkonZero | Well....it's the beat when the chorus comes..... | |
| DarkonZero | That's the beat that gets me. | |
| DarkonZero | GAMERA MOVIE! | |
| DarkonZero | GAMERA MOVIE! | |
| DarkonZero | AMC really likes the old monster movies.... | |
| superspy | eh, this is good enough | |
| DarkonZero | Damn.....I never knew a scorpion sting could be so bad. | |
| superspy | ...do I wanna know? | |
| DarkonZero | Well.....one of these Japanese guys died..... | |
| superspy | oh, in the movie | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah... | |
| DarkonZero | I did clarify it that it was from the movie. ; | |
| DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
| DarkonZero | I have no mouth. | |
| DarkonZero | ;) | |
| DarkonZero | There I go. | |
| superspy | heh | |
| * DarkonZero wishes he wasn't so much a gameaholic. | ||
| DarkonZero | Damn game withdrawal. | |
| superspy | tell me about it | |
| superspy | I started gabriel knight 3 about 1.5 months ago, and I haven't played it since that one night | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
| DarkonZero | I installed Tribes sometime last year....and haven't played it for 4 months. | |
| DarkonZero | From the last time I played it. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm strictly into Team Fortress Classic now....... | |
| superspy | heh | |
| DarkonZero | And now getting back into Battle Zone so I can complete the damn game. | |
| DarkonZero | I bought Mechwarrior 3....and my little bro finished it before I did. | |
| DarkonZero | Actually....I never completed it. | |
| DarkonZero | Damn.......De takes like an hour to scan in her comic...... | |
| DarkonZero | Or she fell asleep while scanning. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.....there she is. | |
| superspy | yep. she's back on icq | |
| DarkonZero | Probably doing an FTP session. | |
| superspy | yep | |
| DarkonZero | Hours later...... | |
| DarkonZero | Damn.....Tuesday.....job orientation day. | |
| superspy | that's a good thing | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah... | |
| DarkonZero | But I wish it was on Wednesday. | |
| superspy | why? | |
| DarkonZero | I'm lazy like that. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....I'm lazy....period. | |
| DarkonZero | I can't wait till I start working again. | |
| superspy | heh | |
| DarkonZero | I needs the money. | |
| DarkonZero | I work at a casino called "Circus Circus"........I work for a bunch of clowns.....in business attire. | |
| DarkonZero | Er....I'll be working. | |
| superspy | so you can honestly say "who are the clowns that run this joint, anyway?" | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah...then watch me get a pink slip. | |
| superspy | it's a joke, dz :) | |
| DarkonZero | I know.... | |
| DarkonZero | I was joking also. | |
| DarkonZero | I only got fired once..... | |
| DarkonZero | The other jobs I had...I quit. | |
| superspy | quitting's always the best way to go | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah..... | |
| DarkonZero | I was a security guard once. | |
| DarkonZero | Unarmed, of course. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm trigger happy. | |
| superspy | I got fired quite rudely once. I was the webmaster at a day camp, it was my 4th year working there and every year they just always sent me a contract. then one day, I found that my account on the server was pulled (clue #1) and then I didn't get a new contract for that next summer (clue #2) | |
| superspy | asses | |
| superspy | well, one day after that summer ended | |
| superspy | I don't think you get fired DURING the summer unless you do something outright illegal | |
| DarkonZero | Ah....the old trick. | |
| superspy | didn't help that I was always kinda at odds with 1/2 of the ownership :) | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
| DarkonZero | The job that I was fired from....theboss actually liked me. He just didn't like what I did to get myself fired. | |
| superspy | ah | |
| *** DeRaptor is on IRC | ||
| DarkonZero | But it wasn't his decision that I get fired....it was the corporation that made the decision. | |
| *** DeRaptor has joined #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | WB De..... | |
| superspy | yo, de | |
| * DeRaptor wants ops | ||
| *** superspy sets mode: +o DeRaptor | ||
| * DeRaptor grumbles and waits for her images to upload. | ||
| * DarkonZero wants Corn Pops. | ||
| DarkonZero | Damn! | |
| DeRaptor | I just stripped my DeRaptor directory...whoo. | |
| DarkonZero | Why can't I get what I want? | |
| * superspy gives DZ corn pops | ||
| DarkonZero | Awww.....thanks. | |
| DarkonZero | :) | |
| DeRaptor | Because you don't? Or something... | |
| superspy | I'll work on that script some other time, dz :) | |
| DarkonZero | Man......this is the most confusing Gamera movie I ever saw...... | |
| DeRaptor | we're to the 27th of january...come ooon, ws_ftp. | |
| superspy | so de, what exactly did ya' do to your site? | |
| DeRaptor | I stripped all the files out so there's no junk when i re-upload. | |
| superspy | junk? | |
| DarkonZero | Then she scolded it. | |
| * DeRaptor looks at the little drawing she did of "chibi crow" and shudders. | ||
| * superspy sends another strongly worded email to his last job-type-place | ||
| superspy | asses still owe me a nice chunk of cash | |
| DarkonZero | Hehehe.... | |
| DeRaptor | heheh. | |
| DarkonZero | I got paid on the day I got fired. | |
| DarkonZero | A whopping $100 or so. | |
| * DeRaptor looks at herzogfish.gif again and snickers. | ||
| DarkonZero | GAMERA! | |
| DarkonZero | WOOOOO! | |
| DarkonZero | Damn......blue flames emitting from Gamera......he's been eating chalupas.... | |
| * DarkonZero tries to figure out when Japan (like Hell) froze over...... | ||
| * superspy blinks at vh1 | ||
| DeRaptor | eep. | |
| superspy | so gwen stefani's going for that "random anime chick" look | |
| DarkonZero | Ah.... | |
| superspy | and her attempt has failed miserably :) | |
| DarkonZero | I just quickly switched to VH1 and Elton John was on.... | |
| superspy | pfft. PST :) | |
| DarkonZero | PST RULES! | |
| superspy | we get all the live stuff | |
| superspy | go EST! | |
| DarkonZero | So. | |
| DarkonZero | So... | |
| DarkonZero | >BP | |
| DarkonZero | Barugon is the dumbest looking monster I've ever seen. | |
| DeRaptor | stupid anime chick look. | |
| DarkonZero | De......why are you dressed like Sailor Moon? | |
| * DarkonZero runs.... | ||
| DeRaptor | "Of course, the anime guy look is completely different, eheheheh" she says as Goku's ever-present spirit levels a flamethrower at her head. | |
| DeRaptor | Huh? | |
| * DarkonZero runs far.... | ||
| DeRaptor | Aaaah! | |
| * DeRaptor runs away. | ||
| * superspy is left confused | ||
| * DarkonZero returns.... | ||
| DarkonZero | I thought I was gonna be pummeled. | |
| DarkonZero | I guess not. | |
| * DeRaptor comes back in camo garb with a shoulder-mounted missile launcher. | ||
| DeRaptor | Now THIS is a good look. | |
| DarkonZero | I guessed wrong. | |
| * DarkonZero awaits forecoming pummeling. | ||
| DarkonZero | Er.... | |
| DarkonZero | Uh... | |
| DarkonZero | Um.... | |
| DeRaptor | what? | |
| * superspy raises his hand | ||
| * DarkonZero feels a certain (but stupid) power surge through him... | ||
| * DeRaptor puts the missile launcher down behind the couch. | ||
| DarkonZero | I AM...! | |
| * DarkonZero becomes in a flash (and a stupid pose) a 70's Japanese superhero known as 15,1ULTRA DORK15,16,0!6,0 | ||
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as UltraDork | ||
| superspy | anybody know what time it is in london right now? | |
| DeRaptor | Boy, when I find the person who dressed me up as Sailor Moon... | |
| DeRaptor | 10 am, super. | |
| UltraDork | WOOTA! | |
| UltraDork | Hello. | |
| UltraDork | You know who I am. | |
| DeRaptor | Yes. The person whose ass I shall now kick. | |
| * DeRaptor proceeds to kick the ass of the Ultra Dork. | ||
| UltraDork | uh-oh. | |
| UltraDork | OW! | |
| UltraDork | I AM NO LONGER...! | |
| * UltraDork loses his dumb power and returns back to his old moronic, sorta secret alter-ego, DarkonZero. | ||
| *** UltraDork is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| DarkonZero | Ow! | |
| superspy | 10am? | |
| superspy | you sure? | |
| DarkonZero | Why is my butt sore? | |
| DeRaptor | PST +8, yeah. | |
| superspy | wait, so it's 5am here... | |
| superspy | that would make it noon there? | |
| DeRaptor | You sat on one of my peer traps. | |
| superspy | god, I can't concentrate this late | |
| DeRaptor | 10 am there. | |
| DarkonZero | spy..... | |
| DarkonZero | SLEEEEEEEP! | |
| DarkonZero | Wow....it worked. | |
| * DarkonZero watches a video of Eric the puppet. | ||
| DeRaptor | hehehehidoubtit. | |
| * superspy smacks DZ | ||
| DarkonZero | Man...this puppet rocks! | |
| * superspy tells his friend that it's between 10am and 12pm in london :) | ||
| DarkonZero | Hehehe.... | |
| DarkonZero | Is he sleeping? | |
| superspy | I am not sleeping | |
| DarkonZero | Not you, you feeb! | |
| DarkonZero | Your friend. | |
| superspy | how could he ask me if he's asleep? | |
| DarkonZero | Nevermind.... | |
| DarkonZero | Now you got me in your web of confusion. | |
| superspy | I try | |
| * DarkonZero thinks he's seen enough butt shaking on MTV..... | ||
| DarkonZero | And butt shaking is a definite conversation killer...... | |
| DarkonZero | I can vouch for it. | |
| DeRaptor | you betcha | |
| superspy | what about rump shaking? | |
| * /sound: no such file 'youbetcha.wav' | ||
| * /sound: no such file 'betcha.wav' | ||
| superspy | how's the uploading going, de? | |
| DeRaptor | 'sgetting there. | |
| DarkonZero | 5 years later..... | |
| DarkonZero | <DeRaptor> 'sgetting there. | |
| DeRaptor | quiet, youse. | |
| DeRaptor | uploading takes a long time. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok... | |
| * DarkonZero decides to be quiet for a while... | ||
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as DZisQuiet | ||
| * DZisQuiet decides to speak again (OH JOY!)... | ||
| *** DZisQuiet is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| DarkonZero | I know uploading takes a long time.....I used to run a BBS...... | |
| DeRaptor | heheh...ya did? | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah......by remote. | |
| * superspy is going now | ||
| DarkonZero | The guy I was "helping" had it set up on his computer....but I did all the graphics and stuff. | |
| DarkonZero | Night spy. | |
| *** superspy has left IRC | ||
| *** superspy is now known as spybegone | ||
| *** spybegone is now known as spy-b-gone | ||
| spy-b-gone | that's cooler | |
| DeRaptor | heheh | |
| DarkonZero | New from Raid. | |
| DarkonZero | SPY-B-GONE! | |
| DarkonZero | When you need to get rid of those pesky spies. | |
| spy-b-gone | 'nighters, folks | |
| * DeRaptor snickers. | ||
| DeRaptor | adios el spyo. | |
| * DarkonZero wonders if he should get back into ANSI art again.... | ||
| DarkonZero | Naw...... | |
| DarkonZero | It's like working with a Lite-Brite. | |
| DeRaptor | heeheehee | |
| * DeRaptor remembers the huge ascii pics she made of Crow and Servo's head. | ||
| DeRaptor | 5.._.._ | |
| DeRaptor | 5-...' 7z5__ 7.'~ | |
| DeRaptor | 7\^ 1=8.9@5___'. 7' | |
| DeRaptor | 7'. 8'..'5---' 7" | |
| DeRaptor | 8'/ 7" | |
| DeRaptor | 9/ \ 7_.'' | |
| DeRaptor | 7__9,,..' .. 7__..----''_.' | |
| DeRaptor | 14((7~~9::....'_'7^^ ..''^^^ | |
| DeRaptor | 7/9;; 7/ /8..7''' | |
| DeRaptor | 14((7~ ''._ \ | |
| DeRaptor | 7'.' '.\ | |
| DeRaptor | 14) 7// 14) 7// | |
| DeRaptor | 14.-7_\/14.-7_\_/ | |
| DeRaptor | And then there's that. | |
| DarkonZero | Argh.....there be the thing that took me eye......several times!! | |
| DeRaptor | muwahahahahah! | |
| DeRaptor | Okay, my page should work now. | |
| DarkonZero | Should it now? | |
| DeRaptor | but DAMN is that gif taking forever to load. | |
| DarkonZero | Lemme give it a go... | |
| DarkonZero | Uh.....URL please... | |
| DarkonZero | I'm lazy you know. | |
| DeRaptor | www.deraptor.com even? | |
| DarkonZero | Yes...I am that lazy. | |
| DarkonZero | Noo......don't pick on the aliens! | |
| DeRaptor | so it loaded already, and it looks okay? | |
| DeRaptor | Idunno how much I trust my javascript. | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah...it came up just fine. | |
| DeRaptor | cool. | |
| DeRaptor | damn...is the dropdown menu working for you? | |
| DarkonZero | Uh...that's a neagtive there. | |
| DeRaptor | ohhh, that thing doesn't work in exploder, eh? I never knew that! | |
| DeRaptor | damn, now I have to make it work in exploder...but I'll do that manana. | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah....I guess it don't......since I use IE all the time. | |
| DeRaptor | unti then, exploder people can just use the damned buttons. | |
| DeRaptor | anyway, g'nite! | |
| DarkonZero | When I tried...my debugger came on. | |
| * DeRaptor dashes off. | ||
| DarkonZero | Night. | |
| *** DeRaptor has left IRC | ||
| *** DeRaptor has quit IRC (Behold the power of my own personal savior, CHEESE!) | ||
| DarkonZero | Good night room.... | |
| DarkonZero | Say goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Mon Feb 28 02:55:34 2000 | ||
| Session Start: Mon Feb 28 13:35:06 2000 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'AY! YI! YI! YI! i am the Frito Bandito! i like Fritos cornchips! i love them, i do! i want Fritos cornchips! i'll get them from you!' | ||
| *** Set by jasoN on Mon Feb 28 14:58:53 | ||
| DarkonZero | BAH! | |
| jasoN | WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP! | |
| Cal-Crowe | There's a link to a site with "De Sebben" on Real Video | |
| Cal-Crowe | DZ! | |
| DarkonZero | WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP! | |
| *** jasoN sets mode: +o DarkonZero | ||
| DarkonZero | Uh.....there was no need to op me...but hanks. | |
| [Cal-Crowe SOUND] | ||
| jasoN | hanks! | |
| DarkonZero | Yes....hanks. | |
| Cal-Crowe | DOOKIE! | |
| jasoN | YO! DOOKIE! | |
| Cal-Crowe | dangit | |
| Cal-Crowe | yahoo is being a pain today | |
| DarkonZero | Hours later.... | |
| DarkonZero | <Cal-Crowe> yahoo is being a pain today | |
| Cal-Crowe | uh | |
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | The Bandito song? | |
| jasoN | yes | |
| DarkonZero | N no need to play it...I have mIRC setup to autoplay when the d/l is complete. | |
| DarkonZero | Munch...munch! | |
| jasoN | ahh | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | But I know how much you wanted to listen to it again. | |
| DarkonZero | So much you almost wet yourself. | |
| Cal-Crowe | I hope I find this site... | |
| jasoN | so true | |
| *** Retrieving #Deep13 info... | ||
| *** Retrieving #Deep13 info... | ||
| *** Retrieving #Deep13 info... | ||
| DarkonZero | WOOOoOOOOOOOooOooooO! | |
| DarkonZero | WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP! | |
| jasoN | WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP! | |
| DarkonZero | Hey....where's Dookie? | |
| jasoN | pick up the phone | |
| DarkonZero | Crap.....the whole bit went down the turlet. | |
| jasoN | hehhehheh | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...let's try again... | |
| Cal-Crowe | eww | |
| DarkonZero | Yo B! Wazzup? | |
| jasoN | watchin the game, havin a bud | |
| jasoN | or something | |
| DarkonZero | Cal....chime in anytime..... | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'beavislf.wav' | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'beavislf.wav' | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'beavislf.wav' | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'beavislf.wav' | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Hey...I'll be back later....c-ya! | |
| Cal-Crowe | DZ, do you know of a good Cartoon Censorship site? | |
| DarkonZero | Cartoon Censorship? | |
| Cal-Crowe | yeah | |
| Cal-Crowe | I found a really good one a long time ago and I'm looking for it | |
| DarkonZero | Ummmm.....hmmmm. | |
| DarkonZero | Sorry.....but I don't know of any.... | |
| Cal-Crowe | ok | |
| Cal-Crowe | see ya | |
| DarkonZero | Once again....later. | |
| DarkonZero | Say goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Mon Feb 28 13:53:52 2000 | ||
| Session Start: Mon Feb 28 21:40:48 2000 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Sargasm, weed of deciet....I lufe you. Soon i will be the imitator and you will be a fish fry. With tartar sauce and a lemon wedge....damn...I'm hungry again' | ||
| *** Set by Cal-Crowe on Mon Feb 28 19:28:21 | ||
| Raven-X | hehehehe | |
| superspy | hey, dz | |
| MeltingMan | Hey there, DZ! | |
| * superspy misses bob | ||
| DarkonZero | Hey.. | |
| Raven-X | Bob aspires in toast? | |
| DeRaptor | hey Deezer and Melty. | |
| superspy | is that like a Doozer? | |
| Raven-X | hey I got one | |
| DarkonZero | I'll brb. | |
| Raven-X | Bob tiene gusto de ser un asshole | |
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Mon Feb 28 21:42:04 2000 | ||
| Session Start: Mon Feb 28 21:42:22 2000 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Sargasm, weed of deciet....I lufe you. Soon i will be the imitator and you will be a fish fry. With tartar sauce and a lemon wedge....damn...I'm hungry again' | ||
| *** Set by Cal-Crowe on Mon Feb 28 19:28:21 | ||
| DeRaptor | Bot has the wish to be an asshole? | |
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | Bot --> Bob | |
| Raven-X | hehehehehe | |
| DeRaptor | I think he's succeeded. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob's wish came true... | |
| * MeltingMan ponders a bunch of "Asshole" diplomas on a wall. | ||
| superspy | what was his wish? | |
| * DeRaptor shrieks at scouts.gif. | ||
| * superspy reads up | ||
| DeRaptor | THAT'S EVIL! | |
| superspy | ...oh | |
| superspy | scouts.gif? | |
| * DeRaptor falls over. | ||
| Raven-X | I tyoped out "Bob likes to be an asshole" and it translated it to | |
| Raven-X | Bob has taste of being asshole | |
| * superspy asks nicely for scouts.gif | ||
| * DarkonZero is frightened.... | ||
| DeRaptor | In the name of cheese, I WILL punish you! | |
| Raven-X | hehehehe | |
| * MeltingMan laughs maniacally. | ||
| DeRaptor | Can I have a cat named tuna with a little fish on its head? | |
| Sentroid91 | Mi madre era los quince años viejo Chloe nombrado prostituido francés con | |
| Sentroid91 | webbed pies. Mi padre womanize, él bebería. Él haría demandas indignantes | |
| Sentroid91 | como él inventó el signo de interrogación. La clase de general malaize que | |
| Sentroid91 | solamente el genio posee y el insanos se lamentan. | |
| DarkonZero | Thanks for the oncoming nightmares MM. | |
| superspy | AHHH!!! | |
| superspy | that's evil! | |
| MeltingMan | "Look at us! We're Sailor Scouts of goodness!" | |
| [superspy SOUND] | ||
| Sentroid91 | En Español: | |
| Sentroid91 | Mi niñez era típica. Veranos en Rangoon, lecciones del luge. En el resorte | |
| Sentroid91 | haríamos cascos de la carne. Cuando era insolente, me colocaron en un bolso de | |
| Sentroid91 | la arpillera y fueron batido con las cañas, bastante estándares, realmente. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm more evil than all of you combined. | |
| * DeRaptor is Sailor Metaluna! | ||
| superspy | no you're not | |
| * DeRaptor snickers. | ||
| DarkonZero | Yes I am. | |
| superspy | you wish you could be as evil as me | |
| DeRaptor | Yes I am. | |
| MeltingMan | Heheh....good one. | |
| Sentroid91 | LOL this is FUNNT | |
| superspy | funt? | |
| superspy | is that some sort of german cake? | |
| Raven-X | I din't know Bob had the taste of being an asshole | |
| DeRaptor | No, Bob likes tasting assholes. | |
| MeltingMan | Sentroid91 and Sean Connery in "Funnt for the Red October"! | |
| Raven-X | hehehe | |
| * DeRaptor pretends she didn't say that. | ||
| MeltingMan | Heheheh | |
| DeRaptor | EW EW EW EW EW! | |
| * DeRaptor runs off to take a hot shower. | ||
| Sentroid91 | En la edad de doce, recieved mi primer escribano. En la edad de catorce un | |
| Sentroid91 | Vilma nombrado zoroastrian, ritualistically afeitada mis testículos. Realmente no | |
| Sentroid91 | hay nada como un escroto rapado, él es impresionante, yo le sugiere intento él. | |
| DarkonZero | Now....if the rest of us could forget it. | |
| MeltingMan | Asshole: It's what's for dinner! | |
| Raven-X | heh | |
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| DarkonZero | NO! | |
| Sentroid91 | In English: | |
| Sentroid91 | In the age of twelve, recieved my first notary public. In the age of fourteen a named | |
| Sentroid91 | Vilma zoroastrian, ritualistically shaved my testicles. Really there is nothing like | |
| Sentroid91 | escroto shaved, he is impressive, I suggests to him I try he. | |
| Raven-X | Asshole: Officially endorsed by BobIshmael | |
| DeRaptor | ..... | |
| DarkonZero | Sent......you can stop any time now. | |
| Raven-X | that too far | |
| Sentroid91 | Pare con el jibber-jabber! Necesito el trabajo! Y no haga las drogas!!! | |
| * superspy imagines an asshole with the "Ishmael" stamp of approval | ||
| Raven-X | hehehe | |
| Sentroid91 | Stop with jibber-jabber! I need the work! And it does not make drugs! | |
| Sentroid91 | LOL | |
| Raven-X | lol | |
| Sentroid91 | It does not make the drugs? | |
| DarkonZero | Awww.... | |
| DarkonZero | Damn. | |
| Sentroid91 | Mr T said don't do drugs, sucka! | |
| DarkonZero | I thought it did. | |
| Sentroid91 | Sr. T dicho NO HACE LAS DROGAS, SUCKA! | |
| Sentroid91 | Mr. T this NOT FOR DRUGS, SUCKA! | |
| DarkonZero | Uh....has Sent been learning Spanish from tortilla packages again? | |
| Raven-X | heh | |
| Sentroid91 | El carril está todo solo El hombre está todo solo El Sweedish está todo solo..... Mi | |
| Sentroid91 | bum está todo solo | |
| Raven-X | ok well I need to be going now | |
| Sentroid91 | The track is all the single man is all the single Sweedish is all single one..... My | |
| Sentroid91 | bum is everything single | |
| Raven-X | good bye everyone | |
| DarkonZero | Bye R-X | |
| Sentroid91 | night, Rav | |
| *** Raven-X has left IRC | ||
| *** Raven-X has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| superspy | 'night | |
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'dawnofthedead.wav' | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| MeltingMan | No bum bums. | |
| DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'kittens.wav' | ||
| [superspy SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | I thought I got rid of that sound! | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'bumbum.mid' | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| MeltingMan | You mean the dawn of the dead song? | |
| DeRaptor | STOP PLAYING MIDIS AND KITTENS AT THE SAME TIME! | |
| DarkonZero | No.....the bumbumsong.wav | |
| * MeltingMan laughs | ||
| superspy | hehe | |
| superspy | I think we're makin' de crack | |
| Sentroid91 | finally | |
| DarkonZero | Now....it's time for dogs singing Christmas songs!!! | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'bumbum.mid' | ||
| [superspy SOUND] | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| *** Retrieving #Deep13 info... | ||
| * MeltingMan is glad he doesn't have these midis. | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'kittens.wav' | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'metroid3.mid' | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | ACK! | |
| * DeRaptor kicks Sent and types /stop | ||
| MeltingMan | Heheh | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'kitties.wav' | ||
| [superspy SOUND] | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | kiiiitiiiies | |
| DarkonZero | There...I got rid of bumbum.wav | |
| Sentroid91 | The king of gods is Zeus? | |
| MeltingMan | Send kitties.wav to me, pwease. | |
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| *** MC has joined #Deep13 | ||
| MeltingMan | HEY LADY! LAY DOWN! | |
| MeltingMan | Hammer? | |
| MC | ? | |
| MeltingMan | Esher? | |
| Sentroid91 | This will happen to all of you if you do not support Stalin and Communism! http://tomgreen.com/pictures/drunktom/image01.jpg | |
| * MeltingMan spelled that wrong. | ||
| Sentroid91 | Young MC? | |
| MC | ? | |
| * DeRaptor thinks Sent is drunk. | ||
| DarkonZero | MC Lite. | |
| MeltingMan | Heheh | |
| *** MC was kicked by Sentroid91 (12?) | ||
| MeltingMan | Who here isn't a FritoBandito yet? | |
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| Sentroid91 | oh man... Phil's still with that Cougar vs Bear shit | |
| DarkonZero | I've always been a Frito Bandito.....except I don't have an accent. | |
| Sentroid91 | http://www.chooseprice.com/philgiroux/cougvsbear.cfm | |
| MeltingMan | Bear Shit wins | |
| MeltingMan | Nothing beats bear shit! | |
| Sentroid91 | LOL | |
| Sentroid91 | 9,1Quote added: 1,9 <Sentroid91> oh man... Phil's still with that Cougar vs Bear shit <MeltingMan> Bear Shit wins <MeltingMan> Nothing beats bear shit! | |
| DeRaptor | Tha Oviraptor? | |
| MeltingMan | Bear shit beats oviraptor? | |
| *** Sentroid91 changes topic to 'Cougar vs Bear shit... you be the judge' | ||
| DarkonZero | Anon's farts can beat the smell of bear shit. | |
| * Sentroid91 gets beaten to death by IRCops | ||
| MeltingMan | Oh....Tom's sidekick vs. your sidekick. | |
| MeltingMan | That would be interesting. | |
| *** Sentroid91 changes topic to 'Cougar vs Bear ... you be the judge' | ||
| Sentroid91 | Frank Stallone? | |
| * DeRaptor is scared. | ||
| DarkonZero | I need to go to the lobby for a bit......the name Frank Stallone comes up too often.... | |
| Session Close: Mon Feb 28 22:03:31 2000 | ||
| Session Start: Mon Feb 28 22:08:56 2000 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Cougar vs Bear ... you be the judge' | ||
| *** Set by Sentroid91 on Tue Feb 29 00:03:28 | ||
| DeRaptor | I'm setting up some Sent traps. | |
| * DeRaptor sets Sent traps. | ||
| superspy | ow! my leg! | |
| DarkonZero | Well....I see it's safe......for now. | |
| DarkonZero | DUHN DUHN DUUUUHN! | |
| superspy | jeez, de! give us a map of where you put these things... | |
| *** DeRaptor changes topic to 'If you are Sentroid91, you have just been immobilized by one of DeRaptor's Sent-traps. Congratulations!' | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| *** superspy has left IRC | ||
| *** superspy is now known as Sentroid91 | ||
| *** Sentroid91 is on IRC | ||
| Sentroid91 | huh | |
| Sentroid91 | I don't see no stinkin' traps | |
| * DeRaptor freaks and spins in circles and runs. | ||
| Sentroid91 | huh? | |
| *** Sentroid91 has left IRC | ||
| *** Sentroid91 is now known as superspy | ||
| *** superspy is on IRC | ||
| DarkonZero | Nice impression of Sent..... | |
| superspy | I try | |
| DarkonZero | I wouldn't. | |
| DeRaptor | But really, the traps are Sent-sensitive. | |
| superspy | so how come I didn't set them off? | |
| DarkonZero | IP sensitive.... | |
| superspy | ah | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'dawnofthedead.wav' | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| superspy | de, can I see the code to the sent-trap? | |
| DeRaptor | Because you weren't really Sent. | |
| DeRaptor | Ummm...there's no code. I just set a topic trap. | |
| superspy | oh | |
| superspy | nothing fancy? | |
| DarkonZero | Damn.....we've been duped! | |
| DeRaptor | So that he knows that he's been trapped when he comes in. | |
| *** jasoN is on IRC | ||
| *** jasoN has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * jasoN jasons in | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | Hey N. | |
| MeltingMan | Hey there, jasoN! | |
| jasoN | WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP! | |
| DarkonZero | WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPP! | |
| superspy | N | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'dawnofthedead.wav' | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'kittens.wav' | ||
| [superspy SOUND] | ||
| MeltingMan | Meow! | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'devoured.wav' | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | NO! | |
| jasoN | yes | |
| DarkonZero | Damn Pee-Wee sound..... | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'pwlaugh.wav' | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'peewee3.wav' | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'pwlaugh.wav' | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'pwp03.wav' | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'pwp01.wav' | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| MeltingMan | I like this one. | |
| * DeRaptor ponders drawing Raptor Scouts with less stunted noses. | ||
| MeltingMan | I was thinking of doing a sketch with Crow as Tuxedo Mask. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'pwp02.wav' | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | D'OH! | |
| DarkonZero | MM, was planning nose jobs for your characters... | |
| DeRaptor | Tuxedcrow...yeek. | |
| * DeRaptor puts her hands over her nose and grrrs. | ||
| * DeRaptor wonders if Crow will have a tiny nose too. | ||
| DarkonZero | Probably. | |
| MeltingMan | Heheh...the males have more managable noses. | |
| jasoN | Guitar lesson with Angus from AC/DC is still at a mere $12,600.00...come on De, bid! | |
| MeltingMan | On Sailor Moon, I mean. They're still tiny, though. | |
| DeRaptor | teeny! | |
| MeltingMan | Itsy bitsy. | |
| * DeRaptor remembers the weird pointy noses in Visions of Escaflowne. | ||
| DeRaptor | Those Japanese. | |
| * DeRaptor remembers Crow's nose job in 811...and imagines that wearing a tuxedo mask outfit. | ||
| * DarkonZero feels like watching Akira now. | ||
| DeRaptor | that version of Crow, I mean. | |
| superspy | got it N, thanks, though | |
| MeltingMan | Yeah... | |
| DarkonZero | N...you already sent it to me! | |
| jasoN | ok ok, sheesh | |
| superspy | Akira: Princess of Power | |
| * superspy runs | ||
| jasoN | settle down, Mr.Cranky | |
| jasoN | i never cared as much for akira cause i heard that it was the best from so many people and it didn't live up to it | |
| DarkonZero | Well.....the movie was based on a uncompleted series of comics. | |
| DarkonZero | The comic series didn't finish until a few years ago. | |
| jasoN | i know | |
| jasoN | kinda like X: the movie | |
| jasoN | they're only about halfway through that manga series | |
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | It's speedy gonzales! | |
| DarkonZero | Well.....Gundam Wing is premiering next week on CN....I'd like to see a new giant mecha series other then Robotech. | |
| * MeltingMan wants to be a Frito Bandito! | ||
| * superspy doesn't | ||
| DarkonZero | Mel Blanc......vocal genius. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'bucky.wav' | ||
| [superspy SOUND] | ||
| jasoN | spy, you heathen! | |
| superspy | hehehehe | |
| MeltingMan | Dammit, spy! Frito Bandito kicks Bucky's furry green rabbit ass! | |
| DarkonZero | HA! | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'dawnofthedead.wav' | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| superspy | wanna bet? | |
| jasoN | yeah!! | |
| jasoN | carrots or fritos..you tell me! | |
| DarkonZero | The Stunt Dawgs kicks all their asses!!!!! | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'atomanttheme.wav' | ||
| [superspy SOUND] | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'magilla.wav' | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| [superspy SOUND] | ||
| superspy | aww | |
| * DeRaptor ponders cartoon characters kicking each others asses. | ||
| superspy | that was bob's attempt to call EJ | |
| DarkonZero | CARTOON BOUTS! | |
| MeltingMan | Yeah! | |
| DeRaptor | send! | |
| superspy | send what? | |
| MeltingMan | Send what? | |
| jasoN | gimme | |
| DeRaptor | jen.wav | |
| superspy | oh | |
| MeltingMan | Send me that, too | |
| superspy | sure | |
| DarkonZero | Waasn't that the night we first met TS4? | |
| jasoN | oh no, your DCC still down,spy? | |
| * superspy has an idea | ||
| DarkonZero | I gots it......who wants it? | |
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| jasoN | me | |
| DarkonZero | Who else? | |
| DarkonZero | No one else.....ok. | |
| MeltingMan | Me! | |
| DarkonZero | Ooops. | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <DeRaptor> heehee. BLOOD! | |
| superspy | here ya' go, gues | |
| * DeRaptor raises a hand. | ||
| superspy | http://sabler.stu.rpi.edu/deep13/ | |
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| * DeRaptor added over a hundred hits to deep13.org this morning looking at the quotes. | ||
| superspy | you do that too, eh de? | |
| superspy | ;) | |
| DarkonZero | I did the same De. | |
| MeltingMan | Heheh | |
| DeRaptor | heehee. | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <MeltingMan> I've got a head sitting on a barrel right now....and a bowel and some other stuff under my bed. <Cal-Crowe> a bowel? <Cal-Crowe> ewww | |
| * DeRaptor looks at scouts.gif again. | ||
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 * Sentroid91 would like to point out that he could really care less. <DarKrow> I care <DarKrow> I'm more importaint than you <DarKrow> cuz I'm me <Sentroid91> oh? <jasoN> i'm the impotantest of all <DarKrow> no <jasoN> DOH! <jasoN> hehe <jasoN> nobody read what i typed | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'duckulaintro.wav' | ||
| [superspy SOUND] | ||
| MeltingMan | search, jquote bug | |
| DeRaptor | Man, sickle claws and anime boots just don't go too well together. | |
| jasoN | try again iMM | |
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| MeltingMan | search, jquote bug | |
| jasoN | hehe | |
| jasoN | it's jquote, search bug | |
| MeltingMan | jquote, search bug | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing bug:15,2<Bah Thrawnbug> use my metal chinese balls | |
| DarkonZero | Bob's clicking sounds....woo. | |
| * DeRaptor locks up. | ||
| * MeltingMan hopes the clicking sounds are not Metal Chinese Balls! | ||
| jasoN | i think they are | |
| [superspy SOUND] | ||
| jasoN | mom's a pervert | |
| DarkonZero | Weird...I used to give those away.....when I worked in that other arcade. | |
| DarkonZero | People always asked what they were..... | |
| superspy | oh boy | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <EVILjasoN> i found a loophole <superspy> wassat, N? <EVILjasoN> if i don't mention eyes, de doesn't tear off the tape and apply it to my butt <DeRaptor> hmmm. <DeRaptor> try it now. * EVILjasoN tapes de's mouth shut * DeRaptor peels the tape off and duct-tapes EVILjasoN's buttcheeks shut. * EVILjasoN glues de's mouth shut <superspy> hehe * DeRaptor glues Nosaj's butt to the ceiling. | |
| [superspy SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | hey! | |
| DeRaptor | stop that. | |
| superspy | make me :) | |
| * MeltingMan doesn't have that wav...heheheh | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| * DeRaptor wonders where callipy keeps the quotes file. | ||
| DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| * jasoN just pilfered it from De | ||
| * DeRaptor snickers at 4.wav | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| [superspy SOUND] | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | HA HA! | |
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| * MeltingMan doesn't have these number wavs anymore....send 'em! | ||
| DarkonZero | At least it's not me saying "7" four hundred times. | |
| DarkonZero | That was alot of 7s. | |
| [superspy SOUND] | ||
| superspy | hehehehe | |
| DarkonZero | spy is number 14. | |
| * MeltingMan feels left out....not having all these wavs. | ||
| DeRaptor | MAN he is so stoned. | |
| jasoN | i dont have em either :P | |
| DarkonZero | Wait...I got to do something in a bit....but i'll send them to you afterwards. | |
| superspy | DZ, how much did you smoke when you said all those 7s | |
| superspy | ? | |
| [superspy SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | 7 joints. | |
| superspy | that's not me, dz | |
| DarkonZero | I think I called Bob's VMB the most. | |
| DarkonZero | I left the tupidest messages. | |
| DarkonZero | yes...tupidest! | |
| jasoN | gee, i feel so left-out that noone has wavs of me soundling like a doofis | |
| DarkonZero | You can quote me on that. | |
| superspy | aw, don't worry N | |
| superspy | you sound like a doofus without any wav files :) | |
| DarkonZero | I'll brb.... | |
| jasoN | 15,2Quote added: 2,15 <DarkonZero> I think I called Bob's VMB the most. <DarkonZero> I left the tupidest messages. | |
| jasoN | awww..thanks, spy! | |
| * DarkonZero is away! 9REASON:9(Letting sibling check e-mail) | ||
| * jasoN throws a squirrel at DarkonZero | ||
| * jasoN throws a squirrel at DarkonZero | ||
| * jasoN stuffs a sock in DarkonZero's gaping mouth | ||
| * jasoN tapes DarkonZero's eyes shut | ||
| * superspy makes fun of DZ's sibling | ||
| jasoN | remember when i used to beat on people when they went afk? | |
| jasoN | that was cool | |
| superspy | yeah | |
| superspy | how come you don't do that anymore? | |
| jasoN | why did i stop doing that? | |
| MeltingMan | Now people go afk unannouncing-like | |
| * jasoN shoves superspy up the AFK DZ's left nostril | ||
| superspy | and what does it take to get into your quote file, N? don't make me hurt your squirrels. | |
| jasoN | type .jquote | |
| superspy | .jquote | |
| MeltingMan | .jquote | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 *** ice has joined #StarWars * jasoN looks at ice *** ice has quit IRC ((signed off)) <jasoN> oops * jasoN removes his lazer-beam glasses | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <JUGGERNAUT> agrrrrr!!! <JUGGERNAUT> nothing can hurt the juggernaut!!! <JUGGERNAUT> arrrggg <JUGGERNAUT> nothing stops the juggernaut!!! *** JUGGERNAUT was kicked by jasoN (hey, look...i stopped you =)) | |
| MeltingMan | .jquote | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 * Yoda runs over to wookieegirl and rips off her underwear and blasts her with the force | |
| * MeltingMan vomits | ||
| jasoN | dont ask..they're all weirdos | |
| jasoN | and they're both girls too, strangely enough | |
| superspy | right | |
| superspy | you just hang out with them on a regular basis | |
| DeRaptor | Oy. | |
| * MeltingMan imagines what Yoda and a Wookie's children would look like. | ||
| jasoN | and that's different then hanging out with you? | |
| superspy | good point, N :) | |
| DeRaptor | woah. DON'T GO THERE!: http://www.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/26521 | |
| superspy | but we're FUN weirdos | |
| jasoN | what'd you say> go there? | |
| jasoN | woah.. | |
| superspy | woah! | |
| DeRaptor | I mean, in response to...what the freak is saying. | |
| DeRaptor | Now there's somebody who REALLY needs to repeat that certain line. | |
| DeRaptor | (let's just hope it wasn't in front of the 'bots.) | |
| jasoN | that's so wrong | |
| superspy | yeah, crow's got them virgin eyes :) | |
| * MeltingMan waits for the darn thing to load. | ||
| jasoN | actually if anyone masterbated on the SOL, i'd say it'd be crow | |
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | How the HELL would that work...wait, don't answer that. | |
| * MeltingMan is all out of vomit | ||
| jasoN | i dont know, so i wont | |
| * DeRaptor remembers Crow hinting at having spied on mike in 1001...and locks up again. | ||
| jasoN | here iMM, borrow some of mine | |
| DeRaptor | Please, can we PLEASE just not go there? | |
| MeltingMan | Remember Crow and Servo refueling. | |
| * jasoN lends him a bucket o' vomit | ||
| DeRaptor | Gimme some! I need some more vomit too! | |
| * superspy laughs at de's discomfort | ||
| jasoN | here ya go de | |
| jasoN | it's fresh | |
| * DarkonZero is back $$... | ||
| DarkonZero | I got money! | |
| DeRaptor | Thank you. | |
| * DeRaptor uses it. | ||
| jasoN | hey DZ...crow masterbating..what do you think? | |
| DeRaptor | STOP THAT! | |
| jasoN | hehehe | |
| DarkonZero | Disturbing. | |
| jasoN | }:) | |
| superspy | I don't know, N. it seems rather.......hard to imagine | |
| DeRaptor | ess-ee-ex-el-ee-ess-ess are-oh-bee-oh-tee...what's that spell? | |
| MeltingMan | Crow? | |
| superspy | esseexeleeessess areohbeeohtee | |
| superspy | that's what it spells, yep. | |
| jasoN | how do you know the bots are sexless? | |
| DeRaptor | Because Kevin said they were, and he's had his hand up Servo's ass enough to know. | |
| jasoN | do you LOOK? | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....I go away for a little bit...and N shoots the conversation to hell! | |
| superspy | well, they sure sounded like guys | |
| DeRaptor | I've seen Crow sitting on the counter enough, too...so bite me... | |
| DeRaptor | Yeah, they have male PERSONALITIES...sheesh. | |
| * superspy replaces Crow's personality chip with that of a female bot | ||
| DeRaptor | ! | |
| jasoN | and you say i'm weird | |
| * DeRaptor ties a squirrel around N's neck. | ||
| jasoN | ach! | |
| superspy | I had no idea a squirrel tail could bend that way... | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | Not to mention its spine and neck. | |
| * jasoN throws de really far away, like T | ||
| DarkonZero | SUPER T! | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'dawnofthedead.wav' | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| * DarkonZero remembers watching the A-Team one morning on TVland and Mr.T yelped like a girl during a fight scene. | ||
| jasoN | is this the SuperT Theme Song? | |
| * DeRaptor dangles N over a tank full of the sharks from Deep Blue Sea to see how "hella tough" he is. | ||
| * jasoN eats all the sharks | ||
| DarkonZero | De....it's "helluva". | |
| jasoN | that's how helluva tough i am.. | |
| * DeRaptor locks N in a room and makes him watch the images of the 'bots his own sick mind has conjured up...because...it's fitting...yeah. | ||
| *** Locdog07 is on IRC | ||
| *** Locdog07 has joined #Deep13 | ||
| jasoN | heeey | |
| * Locdog07 pounces into #Deep13 doing crotch chops. | ||
| * Locdog07 commands everyone to MAKE SOME NOISE!!! | ||
| DarkonZero | Hey Loc....welcome. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'x-pac.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| jasoN | i didn't conjure up the imagery! | |
| superspy | hey, loc | |
| MeltingMan | Hey there, Loc! | |
| * Locdog07 wants ops | ||
| superspy | just in time | |
| Locdog07 | Heya | |
| *** superspy sets mode: +o Locdog07 | ||
| superspy | we're talking about bots' naughty bits | |
| Locdog07 | ... | |
| jasoN | it was all your fault, DePervert! | |
| Locdog07 | De, you and your Crow obsession... | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'tastetough.wav' | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| MeltingMan | Tom Pervo! | |
| * DarkonZero opts to stay outta of this current conversation. | ||
| DeRaptor | N started it! | |
| jasoN | did not!! | |
| Locdog07 | Suuuure. | |
| DeRaptor | Because...he's N! | |
| * DeRaptor makes N watch the tapes of his own birth. | ||
| jasoN | you're the one whp brought up masterbation! | |
| DeRaptor | THERE'S evil for ya! | |
| Locdog07 | ... | |
| DeRaptor | No I didn't! The freak on the bboard did! | |
| Locdog07 | De, did you bring up mast*U*rbation? | |
| jasoN | AAAAGHAHGH..what the hell did i come out of?? | |
| MeltingMan | http://www.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/26521 | |
| Locdog07 | ohhh | |
| superspy | Bob | |
| Locdog07 | The BBoard'll do that to you | |
| * DeRaptor shudders. | ||
| superspy | (sorry, but that's the answer) | |
| Locdog07 | ewww | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'naughtybot.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| * MeltingMan laughs | ||
| jasoN | !locdog naughtybot.wav | |
| * DeRaptor just locks up again. | ||
| * superspy reboots De | ||
| jasoN | doh | |
| * Locdog07 remembers Crow and Servo's robot spewing foam out of it's mouth and wonders if it was really just foam... | ||
| MeltingMan | ..... | |
| Locdog07 | And if it was really it's mouth... | |
| jasoN | LOC@ | |
| * DarkonZero wishes he could be sick now....but doesn't wanna throw up on the keyboard. | ||
| superspy | dah! | |
| superspy | LOC!! | |
| jasoN | that was worse then ANYHTHING i said! | |
| * Locdog07 cackles | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'naughtybot.wav' | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| * Locdog07 falls over laughing | ||
| * MeltingMan still can't speak. | ||
| Locdog07 | The SOL was flooded with the stuff too!!! | |
| Locdog07 | MWAHAHA!!! | |
| jasoN | but you can...SING! | |
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| superspy | AAAHHH | |
| * superspy hides under the couch | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | oh man... | |
| * DeRaptor clings to the ceiling, trembling. | ||
| * Locdog07 slaps his knee | ||
| * Locdog07 looks at De | ||
| Locdog07 | Trembling with anticipation, or...? | |
| * DarkonZero listens to MM's apparent enthusiasm. | ||
| MeltingMan | Master Ninja Theme Song!!!! | |
| * DeRaptor prepares to drop with claws extended if anybody does anything. | ||
| MeltingMan | Master Ninja Theme Song!!!! | |
| * Locdog07 prepares to die | ||
| * superspy pokes de with a stick | ||
| * DeRaptor pokes superspy in the eye. | ||
| MeltingMan | Master Ninja Theme Song!!!! | |
| * superspy puts glasses on | ||
| MeltingMan | Master Ninja Theme Song!!!! | |
| * superspy pokes de with a stick | ||
| * DeRaptor pokes superspy in the eye. | ||
| superspy | ha! can't poke my eyes! | |
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| * DeRaptor drops onto spy and kills him with her venomous bite. | ||
| * DeRaptor runs. | ||
| superspy | ow! | |
| Locdog07 | wow | |
| Locdog07 | You have venom in your mouth, De? | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....who wants the numeral wavs? | |
| Locdog07 | What happens if you blow spit bubbles? | |
| jasoN | me | |
| jasoN | i need all but 7 | |
| * superspy resurrects himself with a process to complex to mention | ||
| MeltingMan | Same for me | |
| Locdog07 | What's this? Numeral wavs? | |
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| * jasoN kills spy with no difficulty | ||
| * DeRaptor spits on Loc as she runs by. | ||
| * Locdog07 watches the spit seep through his jumpsuit | ||
| Locdog07 | AHHHH!!! | |
| MeltingMan | Loogie of Death! | |
| * Locdog07 rolls on the floor, screaming | ||
| Locdog07 | Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop!!! | |
| * jasoN douses loc with water | ||
| MeltingMan | Death by Snickersnag! | |
| jasoN | oh wait, that was de's spit-bucket.. | |
| jasoN | doh | |
| Locdog07 | AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! | |
| MeltingMan | Heheh | |
| * Locdog07 dives into the pool | ||
| MeltingMan | That's me. | |
| * Pump DCC up to 999999999 bytes | ||
| jasoN | i hate to tell loc what the pool's full of.. | |
| Locdog07 | I guess I deserve that for the foam comment. | |
| DeRaptor | Oh, wait...I don't have venom, I have acid! Silly me. | |
| superspy | acid?! | |
| superspy | ew | |
| Locdog07 | Umm... | |
| MeltingMan | Trippy. | |
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| * superspy reminds himself to never let de borrow his coffee cup | ||
| * Locdog07 imagines De swallowing and then gettin' heart burn | ||
| MeltingMan | .... | |
| * Locdog07 steals spy's coffee cup | ||
| Locdog07 | Whats wrong, MM? | |
| superspy | d'oh! | |
| jasoN | *snicker | |
| MeltingMan | Never mind.... | |
| Locdog07 | NOO!!! | |
| * superspy steals N's coffee cup | ||
| Locdog07 | That's not what I meant...and you know it | |
| jasoN | HEY! | |
| Locdog07 | We're all just a bunch of pervs today. | |
| MeltingMan | Yes. | |
| jasoN | 15,2Quote added: 2,15 * Locdog07 imagines De swallowing and then gettin' heart burn <MeltingMan> .... <Locdog07> Whats wrong, MM? <MeltingMan> Never mind.... <Locdog07> NOO!!! | |
| DarkonZero | I was a perv yesterday. | |
| Locdog07 | NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! | |
| * DeRaptor ponders making anybody who does anyting pervy at all watch the tapes of N's birth. | ||
| jasoN | that's just mean | |
| superspy | yipes! | |
| jasoN | aww, look how cute i was though | |
| Locdog07 | Hey, my 'soN was a nice baby. | |
| DeRaptor | Yeah, look what you came out of! | |
| superspy | or worse.....expose us to the remaining script of The Avenges | |
| Locdog07 | heheh | |
| DeRaptor | That's WORSE than N's birth? | |
| superspy | Avengers, even | |
| * superspy thinks | ||
| Locdog07 | Well...replace Uma Thurman with Bob. | |
| superspy | actually, it's about equal | |
| Locdog07 | THEN it's worse. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'kittens.wav' | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | Bob in tight rubber, or whatever. | |
| Locdog07 | That's sick sick. | |
| jasoN | noone wants to see me coming out of bob's vagina? | |
| Locdog07 | ... | |
| MeltingMan | .... | |
| superspy | NO!! | |
| *** Locdog07 changes topic to '<jasoN> noone wants to see me coming out of bob's vagina?' | ||
| DeRaptor | You know, the more solidified the image of N being born gets in my head, the more I want to flee and hide forever...and vomit and stuff... | |
| * jasoN appologizes | ||
| * superspy boils his eyes | ||
| * MeltingMan laughs. | ||
| * DeRaptor just turns into a fine gray non-sentient powder. | ||
| jasoN | 15,2Quote added: 2,15 *** Locdog07 changes topic to '<jasoN> noone wants to see me coming out of bob's vagina?' | |
| DeRaptor | That was....just...just wrong. | |
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| jasoN | it's entirely funny though | |
| jasoN | actually no it's not, i'm deleting that one | |
| DeRaptor | just wrong, just wrong, just wrong, just wrong, just wrong, just wrong, wrong, wrong, WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, WRONG... | |
| Locdog07 | heheh | |
| MeltingMan | Heheheh... | |
| Locdog07 | oh, and robots with naughty bits ISN'T wrong... | |
| jasoN | yeah DePervert!! | |
| DeRaptor | I didn't bring it up! N was the one who said things about Crow doing that! | |
| Locdog07 | You just THOUGHT them, right De? | |
| jasoN | yeah, well you brought up Mike, and then asked who else could it have been | |
| MeltingMan | Oh my..... | |
| * Locdog07 falls over and hides | ||
| jasoN | yeah, and De's the one who looks at crow's are when he sits on the table! | |
| Locdog07 | waaahhh...don't hit... | |
| jasoN | area | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'naughtybot.wav' | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | http://www.thesims.com/us/index.html?action=viewfamily&subject=MSTie&owner=Locdog07 | |
| Locdog07 | Go here, evah-one. | |
| DarkonZero | N...when you get number 3...play it. | |
| DeRaptor | I did NOT ask who else...so...so there. | |
| DeRaptor | And Crow doesn't even HAVE an area! | |
| Locdog07 | Sure he does. | |
| jasoN | oh yeah, that WAS me | |
| * Locdog07 gets out a diagram | ||
| jasoN | AGH! | |
| MeltingMan | No, LOC! | |
| Locdog07 | There ya go, there's his moundular-boingular region... | |
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | that's a floralier vase, ninny. | |
| jasoN | wow.. | |
| Locdog07 | No, the tiny thing *under* the vase, De | |
| DeRaptor | Which seems to be an empty area BELOW the floralier vase. | |
| Locdog07 | There...right...wait, you might need a microscope... | |
| DeRaptor | You drew that in with magic marker! | |
| * MeltingMan wonders what he would look like if his area was a floralier vase. | ||
| jasoN | mayve it retracts!! | |
| Locdog07 | Yes, it is a very small area, De... | |
| Locdog07 | It's just scared of you, De, it's hiding! | |
| * DeRaptor just thinks this should end right here. | ||
| * Locdog07 ends it. | ||
| * superspy pretends this conversation isn't happening | ||
| MeltingMan | Thank you. | |
| * DeRaptor burns all N's squirrels. | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'sarah.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| jasoN | 15,2Quote added: 2,15 <DeRaptor> And Crow doesn't even HAVE an area! <Locdog07> Sure he does. <DeRaptor> that's a floralier vase, ninny. * MeltingMan wonders what he would look like if his area was a floralier vase. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'dx.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | ewww | |
| jasoN | this is a good night for quotes | |
| MeltingMan | Heheheh | |
| Locdog07 | It is a good day to die...while quoting. | |
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | did any of you even go to http://www.thesims.com/us/index.html?action=viewfamily&subject=MSTie&owner=Locdog07 ? | |
| MeltingMan | Don't have 4.wav or 5.wav yet. | |
| * DeRaptor ponders the wrongness of the 'bots stretched onto human frames, and glares at Loc. | ||
| superspy | yeah, those quotes sure are lucky | |
| Locdog07 | heheheh | |
| superspy | hey, then crow would have an area! | |
| Locdog07 | YEH! | |
| MeltingMan | .... | |
| jasoN | lol | |
| MeltingMan | I thought we weren't gonna go there..... | |
| jasoN | too late | |
| * DeRaptor just freezes up again. | ||
| Locdog07 | In fact, you can see his area...at that site...that I...um... | |
| * DeRaptor crucifies N. | ||
| MeltingMan | You guys.....man. | |
| jasoN | it's not MY fault | |
| DarkonZero | N....you got 7, right? | |
| * superspy pokes N | ||
| jasoN | spy said it | |
| Locdog07 | Sure it is, 'soN | |
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| superspy | add that to your file or die, squirrel boy | |
| jasoN | yeah, i have 7 | |
| MeltingMan | Need 6 | |
| jasoN | 15,2Quote added: 2,15 * DeRaptor ponders the wrongness of the 'bots stretched onto human frames, and glares at Loc. <Locdog07> heheheh <superspy> hey, then crow would have an area! | |
| * DeRaptor ties N into a pretzel. | ||
| * Locdog07 points everyone to http://www.thesims.com/us/index.html?action=viewfamily&subject=MSTie&owner=Locdog07 to see Crow's area | ||
| * jasoN unties himself | ||
| Locdog07 | You gotta click on "Crow T. Robot" though | |
| Locdog07 | Can someone re-send me bis.wav? | |
| jasoN | see, under personality, it even says that crow is active | |
| jasoN | i knew it | |
| Locdog07 | oh my... | |
| * MeltingMan ponders the PPG title "Mo Job | ||
| Locdog07 | Ewww | |
| superspy | mo job? | |
| Locdog07 | MM, don't... | |
| * DeRaptor looks at N. | ||
| * DeRaptor looksat MM. | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'frank3.wav' | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| MeltingMan | Yeah....Mojo does a job....hence the title. | |
| * DeRaptor starts packing her suitcase. | ||
| * jasoN tapes DeRaptor's eyes shut | ||
| * DeRaptor peels the tape off and duct-tapes jasoN's buttcheeks shut. | ||
| DarkonZero | N...you got all the wavs. | |
| * Locdog07 takes De's suitcases and unpacks them and throws her stuff in the pool | ||
| superspy | aw, don't go, de | |
| jasoN | thanks | |
| DarkonZero | No prob. | |
| Locdog07 | Hey...you had my stuff in here!!! | |
| * DeRaptor puts Loc's head in concrete and throws him in the pool. | ||
| Locdog07 | I just threw my own stuff in the- HEY!!! | |
| * DeRaptor runs away and lives on Mars. | ||
| jasoN | oh sure, De starts us down the road to perversion and then pretends to be grossed out and then leaves | |
| Locdog07 | <Mars> Get off me. | |
| superspy | hehehe | |
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| * MeltingMan ponders saying something....but refrains. | ||
| DeRaptor | I didn't start the puppet topic! | |
| Locdog07 | MM...pervert. | |
| Locdog07 | MeltingPerv | |
| jasoN | did too! | |
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'dx.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| MeltingMan | You guys dragged me into it, dammit! | |
| *** superspy changes topic to 'nope. we're not talking about puppets in here. No-sir-ree-bob' | ||
| * DeRaptor builds a house on Mars' enormous ass. | ||
| Locdog07 | He'll just think it's another crater, De. | |
| * Locdog07 calls Mars "Crater-butt!" | ||
| DeRaptor | Good. | |
| DarkonZero | There...... | |
| Locdog07 | There. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....who need the bis sound? | |
| Locdog07 | Me. | |
| superspy | bis? | |
| Locdog07 | Bis. | |
| superspy | bis...? | |
| * jasoN fills de's house with squirrels as a housewarming gift | ||
| Locdog07 | BIS | |
| jasoN | BIS!! | |
| superspy | bis! | |
| superspy | I need it | |
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | wait, no, I don't | |
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| * DeRaptor roasts the squirrels and trains their dead souls to consume N. | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| * jasoN is consumed | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Bis is a Scottish band that plays weirdass music...I should know...I bought their CDs. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'devoured.wav' | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | Uh-huh. | |
| superspy | lalala | |
| jasoN | alalal | |
| Locdog07 | BOOM! | |
| DarkonZero | And the DCC is failing. | |
| jasoN | MOOB! | |
| Locdog07 | <Locdog07> wait, no, I don't | |
| MeltingMan | I've read some Bis interviews...they totally dis everything everyone does. They'll do covers of songs and talk about how much the band that originally did it sucks. | |
| Locdog07 | "covers"? | |
| MeltingMan | remakes | |
| Locdog07 | oh | |
| * superspy is going afk for a bit | ||
| DarkonZero | KICK SPY! | |
| MeltingMan | k | |
| * DarkonZero kick spy. | ||
| * superspy leaves out squirrel repelling type stuff to ward off N | ||
| * Locdog07 kicks spy | ||
| * jasoN kick spy | ||
| * superspy kicks everyone that just kicked him | ||
| * jasoN remembers that he has to start killing afk people again | ||
| * DarkonZero gets out his BIG CARTOON MALLET! | ||
| DarkonZero | DZ BONK! | |
| * DarkonZero hits superspy with his BIG CARTOON MALLET! | ||
| Locdog07 | oh dear | |
| * jasoN sets spy on fire | ||
| * superspy steals DZ's cube and throws it in he pool | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'hammermantheme.wav' | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| superspy | the, even | |
| * jasoN sets spy's favorite sofa on fire | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| * DeRaptor sends out a pheromone which makes all small rodents have an irresistable urge to bite N and never let go. | ||
| * jasoN sets spy's favorite comic books on fire | ||
| * Locdog07 bites N | ||
| DarkonZero | I haven't used my cube for over a month. | |
| MeltingMan | Send me frankpika, please | |
| * jasoN sets spy's favorite DeRaptor on fire | ||
| Locdog07 | Oh crap... | |
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| * jasoN sets spy's favorite cactus on fire | ||
| * jasoN sets spy's favorite furby on fire | ||
| * Locdog07 sets spy's favorite puppet on fire | ||
| * jasoN sets spy's favorite Bis CD on fire | ||
| * superspy sets N on fire and tosses him to the squirrels | ||
| * jasoN sets spy's favorite puppet's area on fire | ||
| * DarkonZero thinks of killing off his Furby once and for all. | ||
| MeltingMan | And back to the areas.... | |
| DarkonZero | It's still sleeping. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'restrictedarea.wav' | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | It's been sleeping for a year. | |
| MeltingMan | I need that. | |
| * DeRaptor doesn't want to know about puppets with areas. PLEASE, GODAMMNIT! | ||
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| Locdog07 | hmmmm | |
| MeltingMan | GO DAMMNIT! GO DAMMNIT! WHOOO!!!!!! | |
| * Locdog07 knows all about puppet areas...there's nothing you can't teach him about them | ||
| jasoN | oh sure, and next you'll try to tell us they dont have to go to the bathroom! | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...enough with robot crotches...SHEESH! | |
| Locdog07 | Robot crotches! | |
| MeltingMan | Robocrotch. | |
| jasoN | i was referring to butts, actually | |
| Locdog07 | Isn't that a beefburger special? | |
| Locdog07 | Robocrotch... | |
| DeRaptor | Okay, you show me a butt on the-...dont'...just...don't. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'devoured.wav' | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| * jasoN should draw it | ||
| * Locdog07 thinks Crow just has no butt crack. It'd explain all the crap that comes outta his mouth. | ||
| * DeRaptor should draw N's birth...no...wait...that's wrong...wrong...bad...evil....ARRRRGH! | ||
| * MeltingMan drew a picture of Crow with butt cheeks once...one much longer than the other.... | ||
| jasoN | picture crow and servo mooning out the windows of the SOL during the intro | |
| Locdog07 | See, De? You're coming over to our side now. | |
| DarkonZero | Just the thought of it is horrible enough. | |
| Locdog07 | Eww, MM. | |
| jasoN | yeah really, MM | |
| * DeRaptor looks at MM. | ||
| MeltingMan | I need to find it an' scan it. | |
| *** Locdog07 changes topic to '<jasoN> picture crow and servo mooning out the windows of the SOL during the intro' | ||
| DeRaptor | yick. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'restrictedarea.wav' | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| jasoN | heeey | |
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | They've more got rims than butts...wait...that sounds bad. | |
| Locdog07 | ...oh my | |
| jasoN | DE! | |
| * DeRaptor rotfl. | ||
| jasoN | see, and you say you dont instigate it! | |
| * superspy reads up | ||
| superspy | ha! | |
| * DeRaptor looks at her floralier...and suddenly realizes it looks very female. | ||
| DeRaptor | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! | |
| jasoN | woah.. | |
| MeltingMan | "He looks like Jimmy Smits!" -Mike on Crow's butt in some Season 7 episode. | |
| Locdog07 | De loves a female | |
| * DeRaptor runs screaming out of her house...carrying the keyboard with her for some unknown reason. | ||
| Locdog07 | Ummm | |
| Locdog07 | Heheh | |
| * jasoN trips de | ||
| * Locdog07 realizes that Crow claims "Mannequin" is boring in First Spaceship On Venus... | ||
| DeRaptor | Gee. | |
| DeRaptor | How. Interesting. | |
| * DeRaptor pretends she wasn't shredding something. | ||
| Locdog07 | Oh, shall I go back to talking about robot sexual organs? Will that spark your interest? | |
| DeRaptor | Let's not, and say we did. | |
| jasoN | 15,2Quote added: 2,15 <Locdog07> Oh, shall I go back to talking about robot sexual organs? Will that spark your interest? | |
| MeltingMan | GAH! | |
| DarkonZero | Back to the lobby. | |
| Session Close: Mon Feb 28 23:22:22 2000 | ||
| Session Start: Mon Feb 28 23:27:29 2000 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is '<jasoN> picture crow and servo mooning out the windows of the SOL during the intro' | ||
| *** Set by Locdog07 on Tue Feb 29 01:20:09 | ||
| Locdog07 | Yeh, MM. | |
| * DeRaptor shakes her head. | ||
| MeltingMan | Oh....I'm so lost | |
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| jasoN | 15,2Quote added: 2,15 * DeRaptor goes back to thinking about innocent musical instruments and ignores the conversation. <superspy> like the organ? <DeRaptor> The...musical kind...sure. <superspy> pipe, I'm assuming. <DeRaptor> yeah...HEY! <superspy> electronic organs just don't ha...ok, I think I'll stop here. | |
| Locdog07 | eww | |
| jasoN | oh come on, you know it's funny | |
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| * DeRaptor gets her slingshot. | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| * jasoN throws a squirrel at DeRaptor | ||
| jasoN | eat squirrel, lizard!! | |
| * Locdog07 grabs the squirrel and SQUEEEEEZES | ||
| * DeRaptor slingshots the squirrel straight down N's gaping mouth. | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'squishable.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| jasoN | *gulp* | |
| jasoN | mmm | |
| MeltingMan | Don't have squishable | |
| jasoN | not bad | |
| Locdog07 | Umm... | |
| MeltingMan | .jquote | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Yoda> it's okay to be gay! don't worry about it! hehehe | |
| MeltingMan | .jquote | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <DarkonZero> I think I called Bob's VMB the most. <DarkonZero> I left the tupidest messages. | |
| MeltingMan | .jquote | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Wookieegirl> ho a sec <SisterOfKnight> ho for a sec? need condoms? <SisterOfKnight> just imagine a wookie in spiked high heels, garter, and red lipstick saying "$5 get you much love" | |
| MeltingMan | .jquote | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Yoda> elijah! <Yoda> put your pants back on right now! | |
| MeltingMan | .jquote | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 *** Ghoul-ku changes topic to 'I love you Goku (this topic was set by many hot women, not Goku)' | |
| MeltingMan | .jquote | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Yoda> I am the hehe master!! | |
| MeltingMan | .jquote | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 * superspy pulls out N's steamy posters of Miles O' Keefe <EVILjasoN> hey! <superspy> something you wanna tell us, N? <EVILjasoN> put them away <superspy> no <DeRaptor> Ewwww!!! <DeRaptor> Where'd those come from? <EVILjasoN> i..uh......well, that is <EVILjasoN> they're my mothers!! <superspy> sureeee. <superspy> bob has nudie posters of John Agar, not O' Keefe | |
| Locdog07 | heheh | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <bambam> YOU LITTLE FUCK FACE YOU GOT ME KICKED OFF THIS CHANNEL I'LL SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR LITTLE CYBER ASS THE WATER IN MY KNEE WILL QUENCH YOUR THRIST <North> HAHAHA <North> sorry | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Yoda> I'm not a dog don't pat me! <Wookieegirl> then why are you wearing that spiked collar? <Wookieegirl> *don't want to know* <Yoda> ohh umm don't look at that thing * Yoda covers it up with her robes <Wookieegirl> kinky the light side is, yes. mmmmmMMMMMMMmmm | |
| jasoN | ever notice my quotes are kinda weird? | |
| MeltingMan | No | |
| DeRaptor | Gee. | |
| jasoN | oh, okay | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 *** MSTManos sets mode: -sm <jasoN> what, are you expecting Anon? | |
| * MeltingMan laughs at that. | ||
| jasoN | i couldn't resist that one | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Yoda> I am the hehe master!! | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Kenzukai> *******jasoN this is your concious KILL for me jasoN kill for me ********* <Kenzukai> lmao * jasoN kills ken | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Quinn> hey people how do i get to be a jedi???/ <Wookieegirl> pay for Mr. T's be a jedi or be somebody's foo tape | |
| superspy | .jquote | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Greidanus> My parents are moving the 'puter up to their room. :-( <Cal-Crowe> Hypnotize them! <Greidanus> I don't know how! Ooh... go to the library! they have computers and hypnosis books! | |
| superspy | .jquote | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Yoda> elijah! <Yoda> put your pants back on right now! | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <kess> *YAWN*(mouth coverd by hand) * jasoN stuffs a sock in kess' gaping...ear <kess> jason! <jasoN> (i had to do SOMETHING) <jasoN> it was a small sock... | |
| MeltingMan | .jquote | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Yoda> I don't wear pants! | |
| MeltingMan | .jquote | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <MeltingMan> I'm singing the "boom, boom" part through my butt. | |
| MeltingMan | .... | |
| superspy | .jquote | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 * jasoN throws a squirrel at Sentroid91 * Sentroid91 sends jasoN bowhunting with Cal and John Rocker *** jasoN has left IRC <Sentroid91> POOF! | |
| jasoN | hehheh | |
| * DeRaptor wonders if Bob is a female transvestite. | ||
| jasoN | bob is all male | |
| DeRaptor | Oh man, why did I start that aGAAAAAH! | |
| superspy | and N should know! | |
| MeltingMan | Heheh | |
| jasoN | hehehe -HEEY! | |
| MeltingMan | My Gpd! | |
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| Locdog07 | My Gpd!!! | |
| DeRaptor | N came out of Bob's ass! Wait...um...well, it's the only option! | |
| jasoN | My Gpd!! | |
| * MeltingMan worships Gpd | ||
| Locdog07 | Or his...ummmm... | |
| jasoN | De! no! | |
| superspy | .jquote | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 * Cal-Crowe removes his clothes <Cal-Crowe> YODA CAN'T HURT ME! <Cal-Crowe> HAHAHA! | |
| DeRaptor | N is a sentient turd...but we already knew that. | |
| jasoN | :\ | |
| Locdog07 | heheh | |
| Locdog07 | Wow. | |
| superspy | .jquote | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 *** Now talking in #30waqas *** Topic is 'Ah, Shaloam friends. Welcome to my 7-11 in the desert. I am waqas... These are my wives: Habib, Sheik, Abdul, Mahatma, and Habib.' | |
| DeRaptor | mwahahahah | |
| * Locdog07 hugs his 'soN and gets brown all over him | ||
| superspy | eww | |
| jasoN | ... | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <MSTAnon> 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196 <Goku> mmmmm pi * BobIshmael smacks Ku. <BobIshmael> No puns. <Goku> but it's all I'm good for! <BobIshmael> "KU! AH! GOOD GOD NOW! WHAT IS HE GOOD FOR?" | |
| DeRaptor | N is kin to Mr. Hanky. | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Crass> Geez, time flys when you're doing shitty Spanish homeworky crap | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <jasoNic> goku is helluva tough, like T | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Goku> Ctrl Alt Del! Ctrl Alt Del!<Atlas> some girl at our school got sent to the office for pretending to be 25 and cybering with 25 year old guys <WarHawk> I've gotten ppl to do that...<Goku>ewww <WarHawk> NO! The Ctlr Alt Del | |
| Locdog07 | eww | |
| superspy | heh! | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <jasIshmael> i got an official regulation DeRaptor© martialarts practice dummy <jasIshmael> it's nifty <jasIshmael> wanna see it? <BobIshmael> Not really. <jasIshmael> oh, okay <jasIshmael> (noone ever supports my hoobies) <jasIshmael> ot hobbies <jasIshmael> or or * DeRaptor buys N a bra to support his hoobies. | |
| superspy | .jquote | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Knux> Man look at that bacon sizzle | |
| superspy | .jquote | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <susieQ> what is opps? <Goku> what you say when you mess up <susieQ> that is oops <susieQ> i mess up quite often so i am very experienced with that word | |
| MeltingMan | .jquote | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Wookieegirl> Thats my boobie you squeezed! | |
| MeltingMan | <Dr. F> Boobie! | |
| superspy | .jquote | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Cam> IAM A 13-YEAR-OLD LESBIAN | |
| superspy | .jquote | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Locdog07> You know what's weird? Brits are really stupid. And I'm a Brit. There ya go. Weirdness in a can. | |
| Locdog07 | Ah. | |
| superspy | .jquote | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Goku> I don't see why we can't have sex with clients, It's not like we're Psychiotrists...........or Undertakers | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Jaina> what's the name of the toy store in NYC? <Frodie> Toyz in da Hood * Wookieegirl hands Frodie the pun of the year award * Frodie puts it next ot his "Best under the Kilt Shot" award | |
| MeltingMan | .jquote | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <DrEvil> im not dumb, you got tricks <BobIshmael> Tricks of love! <DrEvil> bull shit <DrEvil> Goodbye <BobIshmael> No bullshit, just love.. Love and PEZ. | |
| MeltingMan | search, jquote sex | |
| jasoN | nope | |
| MeltingMan | jquote search, sex | |
| jasoN | nope | |
| Locdog07 | ... | |
| MeltingMan | jquote, search sex | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing sex:15,2<DarkonZero> We even had a seminar about sexual harrassment....I broke every rule so far. | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 *** THE-GREAT-BOB has joined #starwars <THE-GREAT-BOB> Good evening <jasoN> hey bob, what makes you so great? <THE-GREAT-BOB> I AM BOB | |
| MeltingMan | jquote, search moth | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing moth:15,2* superspy pulls out N's steamy posters of Miles O' Keefe <EVILjasoN> hey! <superspy> something you wanna tell us, N? <EVILjasoN> put them away <superspy> no <DeRaptor> Ewwww!!! <DeRaptor> Where'd those come from? <EVILjasoN> i..uh......well, that is <EVILjasoN> they're my mothers!! <superspy> sureeee. <superspy> bob has nudie posters of John Agar, not O' Keefe | |
| Locdog07 | heh! | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Chica> i love garbage!!! | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 * MeltingMan ponders using Smurf DNA to ressurect Smurfs and showcasing them ala Jurassic Park...only to have them go crazy and eat people. | |
| DeRaptor | jquote, search hoobies | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing hoobies:15,2<jasIshmael> i got an official regulation DeRaptor© martialarts practice dummy <jasIshmael> it's nifty <jasIshmael> wanna see it? <BobIshmael> Not really. <jasIshmael> oh, okay <jasIshmael> (noone ever supports my hoobies) <jasIshmael> ot hobbies <jasIshmael> or or * DeRaptor buys N a bra to support his hoobies. | |
| DeRaptor | jquote, search DeRaptor | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing DeRaptor:15,2* EVILjasoN tapes de's eyes shut * DeRaptor peels the tape off and duct-tapes EVILjasoN's buttcheeks shut. * EVILjasoN tapes de's ears shut <EVILjasoN> haha! <EVILjasoN> i found a loophole | |
| jasoN | leave my hoobies alone | |
| MeltingMan | jquote, search IncredibleMeltingMan | |
| jasoN | 15No quote containing 2IncredibleMeltingMan 15were in my file. | |
| * superspy stares at N's hoobies | ||
| MeltingMan | jquote, search IncMeltMan | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing IncMeltMan:15,2<Goku> Gumbys on at like 3am CN <IncMeltMan> It's in between "Superfriends" and "Speed Racer" in CN's "Cartoons that are really great if your stoned block" | |
| jasoN | cut it out! | |
| MeltingMan | jquote, search cut | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing cut:15,2* jasoN glares at yoda * Yoda glares back * Yoda looks awfully silly glaring <Yoda> this cute green face wasn't made to glare <Yoda> hehehe | |
| MeltingMan | jquote, search it | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing it:15,2<Vegeta> you talk loke shit | |
| MeltingMan | jquote, search out | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing out:15,2<DarkonZero> We even had a seminar about sexual harrassment....I broke every rule so far. | |
| MeltingMan | jquote, search ! | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing !:15,2<Goku> Ctrl Alt Del! Ctrl Alt Del!<Atlas> some girl at our school got sent to the office for pretending to be 25 and cybering with 25 year old guys <WarHawk> I've gotten ppl to do that...<Goku>ewww <WarHawk> NO! The Ctlr Alt Del | |
| jasoN | cut it out! | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 *** papa-jedi has joined #starwars <jasoN> do you have your red hat on today, papa? <papa-jedi> no i dont lol | |
| MeltingMan | jquote, search cutit | |
| jasoN | 15No quote containing 2cutit 15were in my file. | |
| MeltingMan | jquote, search cuti | |
| jasoN | 15No quote containing 2cuti 15were in my file. | |
| MeltingMan | jquote, search uit | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing uit:15,2<Turkieegirl> pretty soon it will quit putting in lettes that i am typing | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'dx.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| MeltingMan | jquote, search sf | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing sf:15,2<jasoN> you do wacky things sometimes <EmprsHand> sometimes? I gotta work on that... <jasoN> yeah. i sell a VHS tape if you're interested <jasoN> "jasoN's WACKY in just 20 minutes a Day!" <EmprsHand> lol <EmprsHand> your wacky can't be taught <jasoN> oh, you think? <jasoN> just ask all my satisfied customers <EmprsHand> how many are there? <jasoN> eh, about 3 <EmprsHand> thats kinda what I thought <jasoN> harpy dragon, jedikat, | |
| MeltingMan | jquote, search sb | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing sb:15,2<Cam> IAM A 13-YEAR-OLD LESBIAN | |
| MeltingMan | jquote, search lj | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing lj:15,2<Locdog07> Erhardt's reasoning for not liking BWP was that "It wasn't real". Most movies aren't real, hasn't he noticed? And what, did he actually *want* to see a bunch of kids running through the woods getting hunted down and killed? <EVILjasoN> i'd love to see that <EVILjasoN> i could even make a list of kids i'd like to see play the stars if you want | |
| MeltingMan | jquote, search nb | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing nb:15,2<Frodie> you just wait, one day, I'll get mIRC, then I'll become the most dreaded user on the Dominion, and..and...and then I'll be so powerful, so unstoppable, so unbeatable....that...I'll.....I'll....just do that same old crap I do every other day | |
| *** superspy has left IRC | ||
| *** superspy is now known as spyafk | ||
| MeltingMan | jquote, search afk | |
| jasoN | 15No quote containing 2afk 15were in my file. | |
| MeltingMan | jquote, search spy | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing spy:15,2<superspy> Sonic The Russian? <Goku> Yeah, you have to collect the communist symbols <superspy> Strangely enough, Dr. Robotnik has kept his name the same | |
| Locdog07 | heheh | |
| Locdog07 | That reminds me... | |
| Locdog07 | Sonic wants to know why you aren't returning his calls, De. | |
| DeRaptor | jquote, search bite me | |
| jasoN | 15No quote containing 2bite me 15were in my file. | |
| MeltingMan | Oh my... | |
| DeRaptor | I told him to stay away from my robot, and he just doesn't listen! | |
| MeltingMan | Poor Sonic. | |
| Locdog07 | Ah. | |
| DeRaptor | Next time I'm getting a flamingo, I'm telling you... | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <DeRaptor> heehee. BLOOD! | |
| Locdog07 | heheh | |
| DeRaptor | Pullin an' ol' Alice In Wonderland trick. WHAM! | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <jasoN> frr <Yoda> -_- <jasoN> =D <Yoda> hehe <jasoN> could you be mad at this face? =D <Yoda> no... <Yoda> I couldn't.. <Yoda> darn face | |
| MeltingMan | MALICE in wonderland! | |
| MeltingMan | A Quinn Martin production. | |
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <TheCambot> And Metallica has yet to make a song even in the same arena as "Enter Sandman." <DarKrow> Cam, have you heard ANYTHING from S&M <MSTAnon> S&M is good. <ThejasoN> Quote added: <MSTAnon> S&M is good. <ThejasoN> *hehe* <MSTAnon> The Metallica album, ya sicko! | |
| DeRaptor | whoo! | |
| DeRaptor | Robot murderers. grrrrrr. | |
| Locdog07 | heheh | |
| MeltingMan | Sonic and Gumby | |
| Locdog07 | Yikes. | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Yoda> bigger is better! <Yoda> hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Goku> See, I have shiny undies <Goku> They shine! | |
| DeRaptor | EVIL! | |
| * DeRaptor remembers reading a MiSTing of a Gontermann fanfic that made the 'bots cry because of its graphic depiction of anti-robot violence. | ||
| jasoN | nah, those robots in Robot Rump DESERVED to die | |
| Locdog07 | hmm... | |
| Locdog07 | Nuh-uh! They were just confused | |
| jasoN | they were evil! | |
| jasoN | EVIL! | |
| Locdog07 | Suuuure | |
| MeltingMan | Plus they were trying to kill Gumby. Who doesn't want that? | |
| Locdog07 | And Gumby ISN'T evil? | |
| jasoN | in different ways | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'gumbythm.wav' | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| jasoN | and you cant kill gumby, anyway..you can only contain him | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 * Gandalf© kills jason * jasoN dies * jasoN bleeds all over gandalf's new sneakers <Gandalf©> ahhhhhh <Gandalf©> stop bleeding * jasoN stops bleeding <Gandalf©> thanks <jasoN> even in death, i try to be nice | |
| MeltingMan | Well...they were trying to teach Gumby a lesson. That he's a lazy jerk just like his parents. | |
| * jasoN is getting sleepy | ||
| MeltingMan | SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!! | |
| jasoN | well, they should have frozen him and thrown him in a vat of liquid iron, like in T2 | |
| * Locdog07 rubs his eyes | ||
| Locdog07 | geez...4 days w/o sleep hurts... | |
| jasoN | even gumby would die.. | |
| MeltingMan | Gee whiz. | |
| * MeltingMan ponders sending Loc Castle of Fu Manchu so he can get some sleep. | ||
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| * DeRaptor snickers. | ||
| * Locdog07 wonders how many days you have to stay awake for before you start hallucinating | ||
| DeRaptor | You should be finding out real soon. | |
| * Locdog07 hallucinates Crow with an area | ||
| Locdog07 | oh my | |
| DeRaptor | When you see a pound of flesh creep accross the floor...tell DZ, he knows about that. | |
| jasoN | lol | |
| Locdog07 | heheh | |
| * DeRaptor raises an eyebrow at Loc. | ||
| * Locdog07 sees his bedsheet | ||
| Locdog07 | SHIT! | |
| DeRaptor | You LIKE that, don't you? | |
| MeltingMan | "Look, look, look at my crotch...." | |
| Locdog07 | Yes, De. Very much. | |
| * jasoN gets his razor and shaves off De's raised eyebrow | ||
| jasoN | *SHAVE!* | |
| jasoN | hehheh | |
| * jasoN runs | ||
| * Locdog07 wallows in his mental image of Crow's area. | ||
| *** spyafk is now known as superspy | ||
| *** superspy is on IRC | ||
| superspy | hehehe | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'crotch.wav' | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| superspy | cheerleaders from the shorts reel | |
| * Locdog07 recorded that, but deleted it... | ||
| * DeRaptor shaves N's nose. | ||
| DeRaptor | Inside. | |
| superspy | ewwww! | |
| jasoN | no hairs in my nose, madaam | |
| * MeltingMan ponders the fact that the male cheerleader was pointing to his crotch and the female was pointing to.....his crotch. | ||
| Locdog07 | ...eheheh | |
| DeRaptor | AAAH! | |
| * DeRaptor ponders the blood soaking N's shirt, as she isn't the most careful person with the razor. | ||
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| * jasoN shaves Loc's head just for laughs | ||
| MeltingMan | Cornjob! | |
| jasoN | hehe | |
| Locdog07 | ...MM, don't. | |
| DeRaptor | Mo job...Cornjob... | |
| * jasoN gives loc a goofy japanese hat | ||
| Locdog07 | "We love you, Cornjob!" | |
| * DeRaptor wonders when N will pass out. | ||
| * Locdog07 waves a stick about in his garden | ||
| DarkonZero | G'night all....I gotta get some sleep so I can wake up for orientation tomorrow. | |
| DarkonZero | Say goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Mon Feb 28 23:52:27 2000 | ||
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