| Session Start: Tue Feb 22 00:00:00 2000 | ||
| MeltingMan | It was up against 60 minutes. I was the only one that watched it. | |
|---|---|---|
| DarkonZero | I watched it.... | |
| MeltingMan | Oh. | |
| MeltingMan | That means two people watched it. | |
| * DeRaptor wonders about Melty's fascination with "bad" things...and stuff. | ||
| * DeRaptor stops wondering 2 seconds later and looks for things in the fridge. | ||
| DarkonZero | What's wrong with bad things? | |
| DeRaptor | Idunno. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm a collector of bad merchandise. | |
| MeltingMan | Bad things amaze me. I wonder what goes into the minds of the people that create them. | |
| DeRaptor | heheheh | |
| DeRaptor | My budgies think the squabbling racoons outside are other budgies. | |
| * DarkonZero still has a Nintendo R.O.B. in a box....but in pieces. | ||
| MeltingMan | Like Sailor Moon.....I've started watching that. It's the most annoying thing ever created. | |
| DeRaptor | Heheheh...you noticed that too? | |
| MeltingMan | There's this one character that's female, and looks and sounds just like Mikey in "Teenage Strangler". | |
| DeRaptor | heeheehee | |
| DarkonZero | I saw Sailor Moon when it first aired in America....and knew right off that it was annoying. | |
| *** BobIshmael is on IRC | ||
| *** BobIshmael has joined #deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | Bob. | |
| BobIshmael | DZ. | |
| * DeRaptor ponders the best methods of keeping Melty far, far away from Pokemon. | ||
| MeltingMan | And the male characters are all so feminine... | |
| MeltingMan | Speaking of which... | |
| DeRaptor | 'lo fishmeel. | |
| *** jaejae has joined #deep13 | ||
| *** jaejae has left #deep13 | ||
| BobIshmael | 'lo, um, De. | |
| MeltingMan | jaejae the jet plane!!! | |
| * DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like Krankor! | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| MeltingMan | Now there's a slice of hell! | |
| DeRaptor | ACK! | |
| DeRaptor | Pokemon? | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm..... | |
| DarkonZero | De....did Cal ever show you certain picture from Pokemon? | |
| MeltingMan | Oh my.....he showed me. | |
| DarkonZero | It's disturbing. | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah....I know he showed you...I was there. | |
| DeRaptor | I...do I want to know? | |
| DarkonZero | Uh.... | |
| DarkonZero | I'm not sure. | |
| MeltingMan | It's worse than anything I've ever created. | |
| DarkonZero | I got a bad copy that Cal sent me. | |
| MeltingMan | Well.....maybe not Popeye the Sailor Moon. | |
| DarkonZero | MM...it is worse than that. | |
| MeltingMan | yeah, you're right. | |
| DeRaptor | Ooooh, yikes. I remember that thing. | |
| DeRaptor | IT'S WORSE THAN POPEYE THE SAILOR MOON! | |
| * DeRaptor flees. | ||
| DarkonZero | To describe it...it's the character James.....and he has something(s) he shouldn't have. | |
| DeRaptor | Oh...he's in drag with a stuffed bra or something? | |
| DarkonZero | Stuffed no. | |
| MeltingMan | Stuffed with.....um.... | |
| DeRaptor | euuuuhhhhuhoh. | |
| DarkonZero | Well.......that got her. | |
| MeltingMan | Heheh | |
| DarkonZero | I guess one of the animators got a little bit carried away. | |
| MeltingMan | You could say that. | |
| DeRaptor | Well, you know how the japanese are, what with their Ranma 1/2 and stuff. | |
| * DarkonZero still has yet to see a ep of Ranma. | ||
| MeltingMan | Hehe...eek. | |
| DarkonZero | Ranma was created by a female. | |
| * MeltingMan remembers a crossover "Renma 1/2" starring Ren Hoek | ||
| DeRaptor | I've never seen it either. It just...gets around. | |
| DeRaptor | dah! | |
| DeRaptor | Actually, that's conceivable. | |
| MeltingMan | I didn't create that. | |
| DeRaptor | disturbingly. | |
| MeltingMan | Heheheh | |
| DeRaptor | Ren or Renda. | |
| MeltingMan | Heehee | |
| MeltingMan | Ren and Stimpy are soooooooooooo gay. | |
| DeRaptor | You know...if we all changed our genders...Loc would have to be LocBitch07. | |
| * DeRaptor snickers. | ||
| DarkonZero | Rumiko Takahashi was on something when she created Ranma. | |
| MeltingMan | That's an idea! | |
| *** DeRaptor has left IRC | ||
| *** DeRaptor is now known as HeRaptor | ||
| * HeRaptor watches football. | ||
| *** MeltingMan has left IRC | ||
| *** MeltingMan is now known as MeltWoman | ||
| * BobIshmael looks up. | ||
| * MeltWoman marries a weiner woman. | ||
| BobIshmael | You people sicken me. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm staying outta this one.... | |
| DarkonZero | Bob....feel free to puke at any time. | |
| DarkonZero | MM.....what you did is only legal in Hawaii. | |
| HeRaptor | Mean ol' continental states. | |
| MeltWoman | Yeah...and I'm MW now. | |
| HeRaptor | Milwaukee? | |
| HeRaptor | Mmmmmm...beer. | |
| MeltWoman | yes. Wisconsin. | |
| * BobIshmael wonders what sort of prescription drugs he can order online. | ||
| HeRaptor | Mmmmmm...cheese...and packers. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob is searching for Viagra. | |
| BobIshmael | A Viagra joke. | |
| MeltWoman | BobDole. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob...I was being serious. | |
| BobIshmael | Are you sure you werem | |
| BobIshmael | Are you sure you weren't just being an idiot? | |
| DarkonZero | No....really. | |
| * HeRaptor watches more football. | ||
| DarkonZero | Football sucks.....hookey is better, eh! | |
| MeltWoman | Heheh | |
| *** MeltWoman is now known as MeltingMan | ||
| *** MeltingMan is on IRC | ||
| HeRaptor | Duh...big guys...hit each other...stuff... | |
| MeltingMan | I miss my weiner man. | |
| *** HeRaptor is now known as DeRaptor | ||
| *** DeRaptor is on IRC | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | Okay, that's just getting weird. | |
| BobIshmael | What the f- | |
| BobIshmael | What is this and how did it end up on my harddrive? | |
| MeltingMan | Heheh | |
| DarkonZero | You were probably on a bender and thought it would be good. | |
| DarkonZero | Then you enjoyed the song very much. | |
| DarkonZero | And decided not to delete it | |
| BobIshmael | That doesn't sound like me at all. | |
| DarkonZero | That's a exact description of you. | |
| MeltingMan | Hey they're showing the superfreinds thing on ABC! | |
| BobIshmael | Superfriends "thing"? | |
| DarkonZero | Shall we let him know? | |
| DarkonZero | Naw...... | |
| BobIshmael | Who are you talking to? | |
| MeltingMan | Heheheh | |
| DarkonZero | I'm talking to all the people...the masses of people! | |
| BobIshmael | I should fake ADD to get some free meth. | |
| DarkonZero | Too late...I did that. | |
| * DeRaptor tries using vine charcoal on her comic...and eeps at the results. | ||
| DarkonZero | I gots in trouble. | |
| * DeRaptor ponders taunting Bob because he seems tauntable tonight. | ||
| * DeRaptor decides she's too lazy. | ||
| DarkonZero | Ah...what it's like to be a slacker..... | |
| * DarkonZero wishes he wasn't a big slacker...... | ||
| * BobIshmael wishes he had the power of life and death. | ||
| DarkonZero | Damn....Bob's on one of his life and death binges again. | |
| * DarkonZero remembers when Bob couldn't stop rambling about nuclear war..... | ||
| DeRaptor | Bob is just like little Crow...he wants to control who lives and who dies...it's cute! | |
| DeRaptor | Well, okay, so it's not, it's disturbing. | |
| MeltingMan | Heheh | |
| DeRaptor | Just thought I'd say that. | |
| DarkonZero | Well, you did....and failed. | |
| * BobIshmael mumbles something about weapons grade plutonium and goes back to his manifesto. | ||
| DarkonZero | Here goes another 5 weeks of nuclear war. | |
| DeRaptor | Oh, man. | |
| * DeRaptor sits back and waits for it to pass. | ||
| DeRaptor | I think he's just dissapointed since we didn't all perish on New Year's. | |
| BobIshmael | There's always May 5. | |
| DarkonZero | May 5th? | |
| DarkonZero | Damn......8 days before I turn 24 years old. | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah. The planets are aligning and it's going to cause a polar shift. | |
| BobIshmael | AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! | |
| DarkonZero | Thanks Bob.....you bring in such a downer. | |
| BobIshmael | STOP MAKING UP PHRASES! | |
| DeRaptor | That or he's just full of shit. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm not making it up! | |
| DarkonZero | Bob.....you bring in such a downer. | |
| * DeRaptor wants Bob's manifesto so she can figure out how to MiST. | ||
| BobIshmael | 3 months until you all perish! And me, too... I suppose. | |
| DeRaptor | you're awaiting it eagerly, I bet. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob's gonna be under a cardboard box thinking that it's a bombshelter or some sort of protection. | |
| * DeRaptor doesn't want to know what newsgroups Bob reads. | ||
| MeltingMan | Yeah, really. | |
| BobIshmael | You'll be wishing you had a cardboard box and an M-16 when all hell breaks loose. | |
| DarkonZero | I already have the m-16. | |
| DarkonZero | I don't need the box. | |
| DeRaptor | Oh, I'll be fine. My pet magical winged tyrannosaurus will protect me. | |
| DarkonZero | Wait.......what if Bob is right? | |
| DarkonZero | Naw.....he's never right. | |
| DeRaptor | Yeah! What if donuts start falling out of the sky! | |
| BobIshmael | I'm not making this up... Well, as far as the planets are concerned. | |
| BobIshmael | I'm just assuming that there'll be a polar shift. | |
| DarkonZero | Actually......I did see donuts fall from the sky...... | |
| BobIshmael | Wishful thinking, I suppose. | |
| BobIshmael | That's because you were on acid, dumbass! | |
| DarkonZero | No...it was after an accident. | |
| DeRaptor | And...what exactly will this polar shift DO that will cause the end of civilization? | |
| DarkonZero | Someone hit the Dunkin' Dounts guy. | |
| DarkonZero | Polar shift...I thin causes a gravitational imbalance.... | |
| DarkonZero | I'm not etirely sure. | |
| DarkonZero | entirely even. | |
| * DeRaptor floats off the ground and then is flattened into the floor. | ||
| DeRaptor | Ow. | |
| DeRaptor | Damn you, Bobbo. | |
| * DeRaptor goes to scan. | ||
| * BobIshmael is busy finding a reputable URL to quote from. | ||
| DarkonZero | When the graviatational imbalance would cause natural diasters. | |
| DarkonZero | When to The | |
| * MeltingMan must sleep now....be back tomorrow. | ||
| DarkonZero | Bye! | |
| *** MeltingMan has left IRC | ||
| *** MeltingMan has quit IRC (/me melts away) | ||
| BobIshmael | We can see the African continent in a normal earth at left. In the picture at right the pole has shifted approximately 90°. | |
| BobIshmael | The real danger here, if such a thing is possible, is that the ice surrounding and on top of the Antarctic continent (seen in the picture at left) would rapidly melt. The melting ice would rapidly raise the water level of the oceans causing significant flooding. | |
| *** DeRaptor has left IRC | ||
| *** DeRaptor has quit IRC (Read error to DeRaptor[pm3-70.mry.redshift.com]: Connection reset by peer) | ||
| BobIshmael | HA! | |
| BobIshmael | Damn. | |
| DarkonZero | And hence making Kevin Costner famous for predicting the future. | |
| BobIshmael | "Volcanic activity and earthquakes would presumably become quite severe as the tectonic plates are jostled about." | |
| DarkonZero | With all that said and done.....let's move on. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...it's not done.....but still. | |
| DarkonZero | Well....I'm gonna go....later. | |
| DarkonZero | Me! I disconnect from you...all! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Tue Feb 22 00:59:12 2000 | ||
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