| Session Start: Mon Feb 21 16:01:04 2000 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | WOOOOO! | |
|---|---|---|
| DarkonZero | HEKKO! | |
| MeltingMan | Hi there, DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | WB. | |
| MeltingMan | Thanks, I guess | |
| DarkonZero | Well....I finally got everything on my to run the way I want it to....and I'm happy. | |
| MeltingMan | Your computer, I assume. | |
| DarkonZero | But what is disheartening is the DBZ musical sequence....which finally ended....*PHEW* | |
| DarkonZero | Yes....my computer...I knew I forgot somethng. | |
| DarkonZero | Now...I jjust have to install my games. | |
| DarkonZero | So....what you up to? | |
| DarkonZero | Other than silence.... | |
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| MeltingMan | wb | |
| MeltingMan | Not much happening. | |
| DarkonZero | Damn....netsplit..and I didn't even know I was in it..... | |
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| *** Topic is 'dg' | ||
| *** Set by Cal-Crowe on Mon Feb 21 16:41:44 | ||
| MeltingMan | wb | |
| MeltingMan | Not much happening. | |
| Darkon0 | Yup... | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'brakdylan.wav' | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| MeltingMan | You have Brakdylan already? | |
| Darkon0 | No... | |
| Session Start: Mon Feb 21 16:30:14 2000 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'dg' | ||
| *** Set by Cal-Crowe on Mon Feb 21 17:35:14 | ||
| DarkonZero | Finally.... | |
| MeltingMan | wb | |
| DarkonZero | Thankee.... | |
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| Mepitans | yo | |
| MeltingMan | WAAAAAAZZZZZZUUUUUUUPPPPPP!!!! | |
| Mepitans | WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP | |
| DarkonZero | WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPP! | |
| *** ThejasoN is on IRC | ||
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| DarkonZero | N! | |
| DarkonZero | WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPP! | |
| * ThejasoN squirrels in | ||
| ThejasoN | WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPP! | |
| MeltingMan | Hey there, jasoN | |
| ThejasoN | hiya | |
| MeltingMan | WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPP!!!! | |
| Mepitans | WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP | |
| ThejasoN | can you send me the pic of me that de drew | |
| ThejasoN | ? | |
| ThejasoN | i need a copy at work | |
| MeltingMan | k | |
| Mepitans | i want | |
| Mepitans | WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP | |
| Mepitans | send | |
| ThejasoN | it's funnt, goku | |
| ThejasoN | i'm kicking bob's ass | |
| MeltingMan | k, I had to type in that new name. | |
| ThejasoN | thanks iMM | |
| ThejasoN | you're helluva cool | |
| ThejasoN | like T | |
| Mepitans | hehehehehe | |
| MeltingMan | Heheh | |
| DarkonZero | MM....it helluva melting! | |
| DarkonZero | it to is' | |
| MeltingMan | Heheh | |
| DarkonZero | Which is helluva messy! | |
| ThejasoN | foo'! | |
| Mepitans | I got a 35 out of 35 | |
| Mepitans | of teh Mr T helluva tough test | |
| ThejasoN | you did not!! | |
| Mepitans | yes I did | |
| DarkonZero | I DID!!!!! | |
| ThejasoN | LIAR!!!!!!!! | |
| DarkonZero | I'M HELLUVA TOUGH! | |
| DarkonZero | I'M TOUGHER THAN T! | |
| ThejasoN | FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'! | |
| * ThejasoN throws one of his patented squirrels at goku | ||
| Mepitans | hah foo | |
| Mepitans | no damage | |
| * Mepitans runs all the squirrels over with his 85' van | ||
| ThejasoN | NOOOOOOOOOOOO | |
| * ThejasoN shoves a squirrel up goku's helluva tough butt | ||
| DarkonZero | Ewwww!!!! | |
| Mepitans | AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh | |
| ThejasoN | *evil laughter* | |
| DarkonZero | I'll be back later! | |
| DarkonZero | Later... | |
| ThejasoN | cya | |
| DarkonZero | Me! I disconnect from you...all! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
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| Session Close: Mon Feb 21 16:53:23 2000 | ||
| Session Start: Mon Feb 21 17:58:56 2000 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Shut up, foo!' | ||
| *** Set by DarKrow on Mon Feb 21 19:16:30 | ||
| DarkonZero | FOO! | |
| DarKrow | DZ! | |
| DarkonZero | Hekko! | |
| MeltingMan | Hey there! | |
| JaZzY | Hi DZ | |
| JaZzY | bbl | |
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| Darphod_K | 4,1A black bird enters the room | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +o Darphod_K | ||
| Darphod_K | &^^&%#@%&* PEEEEEER! | |
| *** Darphod_K is now known as DarKro | ||
| *** DarKro is now known as DarKrow | ||
| *** DarKrow is on IRC | ||
| DarkonZero | WB. | |
| DarKrow | grr | |
| DarKrow | Hey DZ | |
| DarKrow | kinda empty tonite | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah... | |
| DarkonZero | It's sorta typical. | |
| DarKrow | yepper | |
| MeltingMan | Yessiree | |
| DarKrow | Have you seen Loc lately | |
| DarkonZero | Yesterday.....he only said "hi". | |
| DarkonZero | And this was on ICQ. | |
| DarKrow | ok | |
| DarKrow | at least he's around | |
| DarKrow | I haven't seen him in a while | |
| DarKrow | I'm concerned | |
| DarKrow | he did threaten suicide | |
| MeltingMan | He's OK. I've been talking to him. | |
| DarKrow | ok | |
| DarKrow | good | |
| DarKrow | is he on? | |
| DarKrow | guess not | |
| MeltingMan | I'm not sure. | |
| MeltingMan | But I was talking to him about 3 hours ago. He seemed alright. | |
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| DarKrow | 4,1A black bird enters the room | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +o DarKrow | ||
| DarKrow | GAAAAAAAAH! | |
| DarkonZero | WB... | |
| DarKrow | STUPID PEEEEEEER | |
| DarKrow | Hey | |
| MeltingMan | wb | |
| DarKrow | wassup | |
| DarKrow | Why are we so alone? | |
| DarkonZero | WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP! | |
| MeltingMan | We're....HOME ALONE! | |
| * MeltingMan slaps his hands on his face. | ||
| MeltingMan | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
| MeltingMan | hahahahhahahaahah! | |
| * DarKrow claws MeltingMan's eyes out | ||
| MeltingMan | I only have one eye. | |
| MeltingMan | Whose eye is that!? | |
| DarKrow | Cal | |
| DarKrow | *sigh* | |
| DarKrow | I'm so bored | |
| MeltingMan | http://www.badmovies.org/movies/delicatessen/delicatessen7.jpg : This guy isn't bored | |
| DarKrow | Weird | |
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| MeltingMan | BobIshmael? | |
| DarkonZero | Once again....I'll be back later. | |
| DarkonZero | Me! I disconnect from you...all! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
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| Session Close: Mon Feb 21 18:50:22 2000 | ||
| Session Start: Mon Feb 21 21:27:00 2000 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is '2,12Did we ever tell you our favorite color is blue? Soon, he'll be seeing a lot of it, and black as well.' | ||
| *** Set by DeRaptor on Mon Feb 21 22:14:45 | ||
| DarkonZero | Hekko! | |
| jasoN | hey DZ | |
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| *** Mars sets mode: +o DieRaptor | ||
| DieRaptor | Netsplits bite. | |
| DarkonZero | Hekko! | |
| MeltingMan | wb, De. | |
| * DieRaptor passes glares all around. | ||
| * DieRaptor sits in the corner. | ||
| jasoN | o_O | |
| * DarkonZero shrugs... | ||
| jasoN | what's wrong,de? | |
| DieRaptor | nothing. | |
| * DarkonZero shrugs...again. | ||
| * jasoN throws a squirrel at DarkonZero | ||
| * DarkonZero eats the squirrel. | ||
| *** DeRaptor was kicked by DieRaptor (you stupid clone.) | ||
| DarkonZero | Mmmmm....good eatin'! | |
| jasoN | you...monster | |
| DarkonZero | Yup...that I am. | |
| * DarkonZero trudges around Tokyo for awhile. | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'wazzup!.wav' | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | I think we wore it oot. | |
| jasoN | yeah, it's wore oot | |
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Aboot time. | |
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| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 *** strudel was kicked by BobIshmael (No. Not "panties". Just "Ni!") | |
| *** DieRaptor is now known as DeRaptor | ||
| *** DeRaptor is on IRC | ||
| * DeRaptor looks at MeltingMan. | ||
| * DeRaptor grumbles. | ||
| * DarkonZero has yet to receives a couple of files De was trying to send him on Sat. | ||
| DarkonZero | -s on receives | |
| DeRaptor | which were? | |
| DarkonZero | I forgot. | |
| DarkonZero | They were .gifs.....that's all I remember. | |
| jasoN | did you get the cool pic of me? | |
| jasoN | it rules | |
| DarkonZero | I didn't....cause it's helluva scary! | |
| jasoN | it's helluva cool! | |
| jasoN | like T | |
| DarkonZero | That was one of the gif I was getting on Sat....but I forgot the other. | |
| jasoN | mines better then whatever the other was anyway | |
| DarkonZero | Damn that squirrel has big ears! | |
| jasoN | FRANKO IS ONLINE!! | |
| jasoN | hehehehe | |
| DeRaptor | is he? Shall you bug him in the name of all that is 'troid-ish? | |
| DarkonZero | Nice jacket though. | |
| jasoN | yes | |
| jasoN | thanks | |
| jasoN | actually, i bugged him last time..it's someone else's turn | |
| DarkonZero | I don'wanna bug that galoot. | |
| jasoN | i emailed him..since he's an AOL user i can tell if he reads it or not | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 * jasoN temporarily teleports his balls to the 9th dimension and back again | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Goku> Ctrl Alt Del! Ctrl Alt Del!<Atlas> some girl at our school got sent to the office for pretending to be 25 and cybering with 25 year old guys <WarHawk> I've gotten ppl to do that...<Goku>ewww <WarHawk> NO! The Ctlr Alt Del | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 * Yoda rolls her eyes * Wookieegirl rolls Yoda's eyes too * jasoN rolls Yoda's eyes too <Yoda> heeey <Yoda> quit rolling my eyes! | |
| DarkonZero | And thus, with his might...N vaquished the conversation. | |
| jasoN | you're next, sucka! | |
| DarkonZero | Am not. | |
| jasoN | are too | |
| DarkonZero | Prove it! | |
| * jasoN vanquishes DZ | ||
| jasoN | there | |
| jasoN | happy now??? | |
| DarkonZero | Damn.... | |
| jasoN | yup | |
| * DeRaptor throws a capybara at N. | ||
| jasoN | i'll react as soon as i look up what a capybara is | |
| jasoN | cap*y*bara (noun) | |
| jasoN | [Portuguese capibara, from Tupi] | |
| jasoN | First appeared 1774 | |
| jasoN | : a tailless largely aquatic So. American rodent (Hydrochaerus hydrochaeris) often exceeding four feet (1.2 meters) in length | |
| DarkonZero | Sorta like "Speak"...er...or is. | |
| * jasoN has decided that ducking is the best option | ||
| jasoN | damn..franko read my email and didn't respond | |
| DarkonZero | Hehehe..... | |
| * jasoN cries | ||
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 * Crass passes gas <Crass> aww damnit... | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Bah Thrawnbug> use my metal chinese balls | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 * Telephone dies. *** Telephone has left #starwars <Wookieegirl1> Telephones die?? <Wookieegirl1> jasoN, where do telephones go when they die? <jasoN> to HELL!!! <Wookieegirl1> O_O <jasoN> hey, do a whois on it <jasoN> it went to dominion <jasoN> see, i was close! <Wookieegirl1> hehe!! | |
| jasoN | 2,15Quote:15,2 <Cybob> locdog hum? <Locdog07> I hum? <Cybob> typo <Cybob> hun | |
| * DeRaptor throws a mara at N. | ||
| jasoN | mara jadem, from starwars? | |
| jasoN | - m | |
| DarkonZero | N will be happy..... | |
| jasoN | thanks DZ | |
| jasoN | thanks for everything | |
| DarkonZero | No prob. | |
| DarkonZero | :) | |
| DarkonZero | Now.....thank you.....for everything.....which was nothing.....but still. | |
| jasoN | well, you're welcome | |
| DarkonZero | What.....no smiley? | |
| DarkonZero | Damn you then! | |
| DarkonZero | DAMN YOU! | |
| DarkonZero | >B( | |
| DeRaptor | ._0 | |
| DarkonZero | And you stay ootta this! | |
| DarkonZero | >Bb | |
| DeRaptor | ;9 | |
| * DarkonZero slugs De on her arm. | ||
| DeRaptor | >;[ | |
| DeRaptor | >|[ | |
| DarkonZero | >Bb | |
| DeRaptor | >8[ | |
| DeRaptor | vampire teeth. | |
| jasoN | ¶:) | |
| jasoN | there, happy now? | |
| DarkonZero | NO! | |
| DarkonZero | DAMN YOU! | |
| jasoN | well fine then, i take it back | |
| DarkonZero | >Bb | |
| * jasoN takes his smiley back | ||
| DarkonZero | GOOD! | |
| *** Locdog07 is on IRC | ||
| *** Locdog07 has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * Locdog07 pounces into #Deep13 doing crotch chops. | ||
| *** Mars sets mode: +o Locdog07 | ||
| * Locdog07 commands everyone to MAKE SOME NOISE!!! | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'x-pac.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Hekko! | |
| Locdog07 | Gekko | |
| DarkonZero | >Bb | |
| MeltingMan | wb, Loc. | |
| DeRaptor | 'lo 'gain | |
| jasoN | in the wise words of Mr.T: "wb, sucka!" | |
| Locdog07 | how does one pronounce "wb"? | |
| jasoN | well, i think he said that once | |
| jasoN | double-you bee | |
| * Locdog07 wonders if you count the number of times the word "Bastard" is said in the first ten minutes of Dawn Of The Dead, you get the exact population of Canada... | ||
| MeltingMan | Heheh | |
| Locdog07 | "Haha! Die you bastard! Ahhh! Bastard! Die! Bastard!" | |
| jasoN | nah, i think there are more people in canada then we think... | |
| Locdog07 | "No, you bastard, don't shoot!" "Die..you bastard!" | |
| Locdog07 | "No, not that room....uhhh...you bastard!" | |
| jasoN | does anyone say "WB, you bastard!!" | |
| Locdog07 | Probably. | |
| jasoN | cool | |
| Locdog07 | I don't have the last 40 minutes, so anything coulda been said. | |
| jasoN | they're probably referring to the channel though | |
| Locdog07 | They had WB in the 70/80's? | |
| jasoN | no | |
| Locdog07 | oh...then... | |
| jasoN | i'm just being funnt | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'dlobrown.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| jasoN | so british TV allows the cussing, or it's all bleeped? | |
| Locdog07 | They replace it with comments about the bloody derby and the lorries being off their schedule. | |
| jasoN | lol..seriously | |
| Locdog07 | No. I'm insane. BAAAA! | |
| MeltingMan | HUMBUG!! | |
| Locdog07 | ...yeah! | |
| DeRaptor | Do they say "shag" a lot? | |
| Locdog07 | You bet. | |
| Locdog07 | "These creatures are pure instinct. Which means they shag a lot, baby, yeah!" | |
| * Locdog07 thinks the next Living Dead movie will be called "Living Dead 2000 a-go-go" | ||
| DeRaptor | And...um...I can think of nothing witty. | |
| * Locdog07 gives De a rolled up newspaper and invites her to smack him upside the head | ||
| * DeRaptor uses it to smash invisible evilsparklefaeries. | ||
| DeRaptor | We've got a literal infestation here, people! | |
| Locdog07 | Tell me about it | |
| * Locdog07 shakes his fur | ||
| MeltingMan | Romero said that he wants the zombies to be like the homeless and the criminals and the scum of the earth. And nobody knows what to do with them. They're sort of an annoyance. | |
| Locdog07 | See? evilsparklefaeries everywhere... | |
| MeltingMan | In his next movie | |
| Locdog07 | Oh...wait, that's dandruff... | |
| * DarkonZero hides the box he has that says "Evil Sparkle Faeries"...... | ||
| MeltingMan | Hehe | |
| * DarkonZero reads the box.... | ||
| Locdog07 | "Bite me" | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm....from Bite Me, LLC. The slogan....."And if you don't like it, BITE ME!" | |
| DarkonZero | Damn.....someone stole my company! | |
| DarkonZero | That was my future company! | |
| Locdog07 | "Damn zombies, get off my lawn!" | |
| Locdog07 | a line from "Living Dead 2000 a-go-go" | |
| Locdog07 | "Damn, my neighbor always makes his zombie poop on MY lawn...I oughtta sic my zombie on him" | |
| * MeltingMan ponders zombies stealing out of his trash.... | ||
| Locdog07 | those cannibal zombies were icky | |
| DarkonZero | Yes...undead raccoons. | |
| * DeRaptor wonders what breed of zombie would suit her lifestyle best. | ||
| DarkonZero | The undead kind. | |
| Locdog07 | A cross between a clown zombie and a nun zombie. | |
| Locdog07 | Sister Bozo. | |
| DeRaptor | What kind of brains do they like best? | |
| MeltingMan | You miss the best scene in the movie in the last 40 minutes, the one that the Motion Picture association threatened Romero with an "X" rating with. There's part where they rip one of the bikers and half and eat his intestines. It's not much more sickening than some of the people you see in a normal mall, though. | |
| Locdog07 | Parrot brains. | |
| Locdog07 | heheh | |
| MeltingMan | I love Dawn of the Dead. | |
| * Locdog07 tries to remember if he ever got to see the inside of a mall when he was in America | ||
| MeltingMan | hehe....you need be in a mall sometime! It's just like being in Dawn of the Dead. | |
| DarkonZero | My mom watched that scene when I was watching the movie.....she abruptly left....afterwards. | |
| MeltingMan | Only the zombies don't eat you most of the time. | |
| DeRaptor | I thought X ratings were only for sex movies... | |
| Locdog07 | "This was an important place in their lives" what, were they zombies *before* they became zombies | |
| Locdog07 | ? | |
| MeltingMan | Not in 1978. They didn't have NC17 | |
| jasoN | i got eaten by a zombie once | |
| jasoN | ..i got better. | |
| MeltingMan | Heheh | |
| * Locdog07 liked the part in Dawn Of The Dead where the zombie opened up that guy's wound...all that blood that suddenly popped out, heheh...icky | ||
| DeRaptor | mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmblood | |
| Locdog07 | "We whipped 'em, didn't we?" "Uhhh...sure!....bastard..." | |
| * Locdog07 wonders what's with the emphasis on mounted animal heads...is it like showing how we kill or something? Idunno... | ||
| jasoN | i never take anything george romero does as meaning anything too deep | |
| Locdog07 | ah | |
| * DeRaptor wants a mounted triceratops head, even though it would take up half her room. | ||
| Locdog07 | So? It's not like you'd be able to sleep with a huge dino head staring out at ya | |
| jasoN | visit the set of jurassic park 3 at night when noone's around... | |
| Locdog07 | And pee on Spielberg's car. | |
| * Locdog07 bets Jurassic Park 3 will have all the herbivore dinos being treated like Jews in Schindler's List...and...stuff... | ||
| DeRaptor | Heheheheh. Can I tar and feather the 'raptors? | |
| * MeltingMan urges jasoN to see the film "Martin" and ponder that | ||
| * DeRaptor salutes hitler. | ||
| jasoN | and leave a note.. "that's for not realeasing all the cool stuff on DVD! tell lucas! he's next!!" | |
| Locdog07 | Hitler will be a big ol' T-Rex with a moustache... | |
| MeltingMan | Hehehe | |
| jasoN | i've seen martin | |
| Locdog07 | "Heil Hitler!...oh, my arms are too short, I can't salute..." | |
| * Locdog07 ponders a Hitlersaurus. | ||
| DeRaptor | Lucas is going to have an entire b-side to the Phantom Menace DVD with Jar Jar bloopers. | |
| Locdog07 | heheh | |
| jasoN | lol | |
| jasoN | NOOOOOOOOOO | |
| * Locdog07 rememebers some wav he made with Jar Jar sayin' "I'm sorry, I just can't do this scene" in a weird voice | ||
| jasoN | seriously though..we have no starwars DVD's, no Indy DVD's, no Back to the Future DVD's..what the hell are they doing? | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'jarjarrevealed.wav' | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | Well, the Star Wars DVDs are comin' out | |
| DarkonZero | There won't be a Phantom Menace DVD either. | |
| Locdog07 | And they're available on pirate copy | |
| jasoN | where did you hear that? | |
| jasoN | i dont want pirate copies..they're no better then the videos they came from | |
| Locdog07 | There will be, they're just waiting for there to be more capabilities so they can stick EVERYTHING on 'em | |
| jasoN | damn lucas!! | |
| DeRaptor | dude. I thought Lucas was too greedy. | |
| DeRaptor | oh. yikes. | |
| jasoN | and where's Final Sacrifice on DVD?! | |
| * Locdog07 remembers the weird Lucas comic of The Tongue he did... | ||
| * jasoN calls T.J.Greidanus | ||
| Locdog07 | Who you gonna call? | |
| Locdog07 | Greidbusters | |
| DarkonZero | Some people think Lucas holding out on the Phantom Menace DVD. | |
| Locdog07 | and why're you callin' her, jas? | |
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| jasoN | T.J.Greidanus was the writer and director of the Final Sacrifice | |
| Locdog07 | ah, heheh | |
| Locdog07 | I forgotted | |
| jasoN | T. Jardus Greidanus | |
| Locdog07 | edraptor? | |
| jasoN | Christian Malcom fans all over the world are demanding a DVD! | |
| Locdog07 | Is this like Ed TV? | |
| MeltingMan | Yep. I think it's funnt! | |
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | A camera crew follows De around wherever she goes... | |
| Locdog07 | She quickly tears them to pieces | |
| jasoN | edraptor is SCARY | |
| MeltingMan | Heheh.... | |
| * jasoN tries to blot that one out | ||
| * Locdog07 wonders why there ain't no Locdog pictures like this | ||
| * jasoN is going to make a CD of this wav and force people to listen to it for hours on end | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| MeltingMan | Heheh....I'll make one! | |
| jasoN | the answer loc: cause we're all very lucky | |
| Locdog07 | heheh...De, Dde, and DDedy. | |
| jasoN | NOOOOOO! | |
| jasoN | make a pic of me, iMM | |
| MeltingMan | k | |
| jasoN | make it good | |
| Locdog07 | Man, the dinosaur of Ed looks even more like that guy I knew than the real Ed... | |
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| MeltingMan | Heheheheh | |
| MeltingMan | That's bad. | |
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| * Locdog07 thinks Courage: The Cowardly Dog would be better if...um...it was better. | ||
| Locdog07 | That dog is a disgrace the the dogginess of dogs. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'locbark.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| MeltingMan | Heheheh....there are a couple of episodes that are really weird. There's this one called "Freaky Fred".....it's sooooo weird. | |
| Locdog07 | to the! | |
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'dlobrown.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'mrass.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| * Locdog07 realizes he hasn't eaten in 9 hours... | ||
| Locdog07 | ow... | |
| MeltingMan | Oh man, eat some waffles, buddy! | |
| Locdog07 | Waffles are yank food. | |
| Locdog07 | or...not. | |
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| * Locdog07 gets some bread | ||
| Locdog07 | mmmm...tasteless matter... | |
| MeltingMan | So what's Brit food? Boiled cows bladders and chips? | |
| Locdog07 | ....yes. | |
| DarkonZero | Blood pudding......and the such. | |
| Locdog07 | Hey, we don't eat the such. | |
| DarkonZero | Yes....you do! | |
| Locdog07 | the such is a foreign delicacy. | |
| MeltingMan | And warm beer....lots of warm beer | |
| * Locdog07 is tee-total, I'll have you know...*hic* | ||
| DarkonZero | I heard that wasn't warm beer.....it's another warm liquid. | |
| MeltingMan | Ewwww! DZ!!! | |
| * Locdog07 puts DZ's face in a pool of said liquid | ||
| DarkonZero | MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! | |
| Locdog07 | .... | |
| Locdog07 | you like it? | |
| * DarkonZero spits said liquid in Loc's face. | ||
| DeRaptor | Wow. The swirlies are goin' around tonight. | |
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| * Locdog07 loves the Mr. T. versus The Matrix thing he once saw | ||
| MeltingMan | Heheh.... | |
| DeRaptor | uh oh. | |
| * Locdog07 looks at De | ||
| * DeRaptor has come to fear Melty's pictures of her. | ||
| * Locdog07 has come to fear any picture of De. | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'roar.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| jasoN | the hell was that? | |
| MeltingMan | Heheheh....I screwed up the legs of the raptors in this one. I didn't have a template image. | |
| Locdog07 | Dino fart. Don't light a match. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'locbark.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Yeah...cause that one has been brewing for a long time! | |
| MeltingMan | This looks like a case for.....Dr. Shriek (AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!) | |
| Locdog07 | Dr. Squeak? | |
| DeRaptor | say. lookit that. | |
| Locdog07 | Dr. Cheek? | |
| * DeRaptor calmly walks to the refrigerator and gets a brewski. | ||
| Locdog07 | uh-oh | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'locbark.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| MeltingMan | Yo, De. WAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!! | |
| DarkonZero | WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP!!!!!! | |
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | come to Martin's. <DarkonZero> WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP!!!!!! | |
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| jasoN | where's dookie? | |
| MeltingMan | YO DOOKIE!!!!! | |
| DarkonZero | Yo.... | |
| MeltingMan | WAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
| DarkonZero | waaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuup.... | |
| Locdog07 | you guys frighten me. | |
| MeltingMan | Waaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuugghhhhhhhhhh | |
| * DeRaptor screeches and flails her arms at the constant waaaazuuupping and thinks she should probably just install quicktime and watch taht bloody thing. | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'wazzup.wav' | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| MeltingMan | Heheh | |
| Locdog07 | huh? | |
| DarkonZero | When Robin flail his arms...it's fuuny. | |
| Locdog07 | ... | |
| MeltingMan | Robin doesn't wear pants. | |
| DarkonZero | MM......it's noticable. | |
| jasoN | the first time they showed batman, i completely lost it | |
| * Locdog07 is scared | ||
| jasoN | somebody give the 'dog a url | |
| DarkonZero | Hold on... | |
| MeltingMan | I have the file, I could just send it. | |
| * Locdog07 chews on the url | ||
| DarkonZero | I was just... | |
| Locdog07 | I have to go soon, anyhow | |
| DarkonZero | I was just watching it.... | |
| MeltingMan | Awwwwwwww | |
| Locdog07 | You know, sleep. | |
| jasoN | http://www.adcritic.com/content/cartoon-network-true-wazzup.html | |
| DarkonZero | N got it. | |
| Locdog07 | Haven't tried it out in a while, think I might... | |
| MeltingMan | Oh, you mean SLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPP!!!!!!!! | |
| jasoN | no sleep..watch the movie first | |
| jasoN | http://www.adcritic.com/content/cartoon-network-true-wazzup.html | |
| MeltingMan | Hehe | |
| DarkonZero | So far I watched it.....uh....about 25 times. | |
| Locdog07 | But I really have to....*snore*.... | |
| jasoN | i'm right there too DZ | |
| jasoN | a couple times a day at least | |
| jasoN | it's entirely too funnt | |
| DarkonZero | When you first see Batman...you gotta laugh. | |
| jasoN | i always do | |
| * Locdog07 falls over laughing | ||
| Locdog07 | oh my god | |
| Locdog07 | what the hell is this? | |
| DarkonZero | But when I saw Robin...it was very funny. | |
| jasoN | hehehe | |
| DeRaptor | Crappy quicktime wants to take over my computer. I'll do it later. | |
| Locdog07 | what is this?!? | |
| Locdog07 | it's hilarious | |
| MeltingMan | It's clips from Superfriends with the soundtrack of a beer commercial put in. | |
| MeltingMan | A beer commercial that showed during the superbowl once. | |
| DarkonZero | It's the Superfriends take on the Budweiser commercial. | |
| MeltingMan | It had people saying "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" | |
| Locdog07 | Budweiser commercial? | |
| Locdog07 | Superfriends? | |
| MeltingMan | Yeah, "Bud". | |
| * Locdog07 wishes he weren't so damn British!!!! | ||
| Locdog07 | still, it's pretty darn hilarious anyhow | |
| MeltingMan | Superfriends is a crappy Hanna Barbara cartoon from the 70s. It had all the major DC superheroes plus some crappy new ones. | |
| MeltingMan | Like "Wondermutt" | |
| jasoN | hehe | |
| DarkonZero | Man....Superfriends went on till 85. | |
| MeltingMan | It's really sad. | |
| jasoN | yet that didn't stop me from watching it | |
| Locdog07 | but it's still on? | |
| MeltingMan | Heheheh. You'll watch anything when you're a kid. | |
| MeltingMan | In reruns on CN. | |
| Locdog07 | ah...um....ok | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'jetjag.wav' | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Seeing Superman saying "What's up, B?" is funny. | |
| * Locdog07 is confused | ||
| jasoN | now we need a deep13 version of it | |
| MeltingMan | They had these two superheroes....the wondertwins. They were purple aliens, one girl, one boy, and their pet monkey. The girl could turn into animals, the boy could turn into water, and the monkey was badly drawn. | |
| MeltingMan | WONDERTWIN POWERS! ACTIVATE! | |
| jasoN | i used to have the action figures..they ruled | |
| DarkonZero | Zan and Jana? | |
| MeltingMan | Yeah, that's the names. | |
| DarkonZero | I forgot the dumbassed monkey's name. | |
| Locdog07 | Man, that was great, but I need sleep or I will hallucinate...yep. | |
| MeltingMan | It was "Not Blip" | |
| MeltingMan | Heheheh | |
| DeRaptor | They were in that commercial where she turns into a tiger and he turns into a bucket of water, right? | |
| DarkonZero | Damn monkey wore a dman cape. | |
| MeltingMan | Yeah. | |
| Locdog07 | bye.... | |
| MeltingMan | Bye, Loc! | |
| * MeltingMan waves. | ||
| DarkonZero | Bye Loc! | |
| * Locdog07 waves back | ||
| * Locdog07 ponders saying "Wazup" | ||
| DeRaptor | bye bye | |
| MeltingMan | Hehehe | |
| Locdog07 | Wazup....doesn't have the same effect does it? | |
| *** Locdog07 has left #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok.....32nd veiwing so far. | |
| * MeltingMan wonders if Brits can "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" properly. | ||
| MeltingMan | Hehehe | |
| jasoN | only black britains | |
| *** Locdog07 has left IRC | ||
| MeltingMan | Like Ali G. | |
| * DarkonZero can't stop watching......so he decides to watch the X-men trailer........ | ||
| DarkonZero | X-men trailer....I watched 8 times. | |
| MeltingMan | Superfriends is funnier. | |
| jasoN | ewww | |
| DarkonZero | I just watch the X-men trailer to see Wolverine's "Peter Pan" like swing. | |
| * jasoN looks for the superfriends theme | ||
| MeltingMan | Wolverine and Tinkerbell. | |
| * DarkonZero watches the CN "Scream Spoof". | ||
| MeltingMan | Robin Williams is WOLVERINE! | |
| MeltingMan | Wait...he'd have to shave. | |
| jasoN | oh, my | |
| jasoN | hehe | |
| jasoN | the monkey is superfriends was "bleep" | |
| DeRaptor | dah | |
| MeltingMan | Geez. Blip should sue! | |
| DeRaptor | woah! | |
| DeRaptor | really. | |
| *** MeltingMan has left IRC | ||
| *** MeltingMan is now known as DrNightmar | ||
| * DarkonZero is gonna vote for Bizarro for President. | ||
| DeRaptor | The cartoon? | |
| *** DrNightmar is now known as MeltingMan | ||
| *** MeltingMan is on IRC | ||
| jasoN | cool, this site has all 4 superfirends themes | |
| DarkonZero | Bizarro ask for not to vote for Bizarro. | |
| MeltingMan | Couldn't think of anything funny to do as Dr. Nightmare | |
| *** MeltingMan has left IRC | ||
| *** MeltingMan is now known as DrNitemare | ||
| jasoN | you could have slipped on a banana peel | |
| DrNitemare | ATOURNEY AT LAWWWWW!!!!!! | |
| *** DrNitemare is now known as MeltingMan | ||
| *** MeltingMan is on IRC | ||
| MeltingMan | There, that was funny. | |
| DarkonZero | What's an atourney? | |
| MeltingMan | it's misspelled | |
| DarkonZero | I thought it was "attorney". | |
| MeltingMan | It is when you spell it right. | |
| *** MeltingMan has left IRC | ||
| *** MeltingMan is now known as DrNitemare | ||
| DrNitemare | ATTORNEY AT LAWWWWW!!!!!! | |
| *** DrNitemare is now known as MeltingMan | ||
| *** MeltingMan is on IRC | ||
| MeltingMan | There. | |
| * MeltingMan looks at it...still doesn't look right. | ||
| DarkonZero | What's "LAWWWWW"? | |
| * jasoN pretends to understand iMM's joke | ||
| MeltingMan | Shut up, DZ. | |
| jasoN | hahaha! | |
| MeltingMan | Dr. Nightmare is Blip's lawyer....I feel deep shame. | |
| DarkonZero | You forgot Jan and Jace. | |
| jasoN | as you should | |
| DarkonZero | Jace...N. | |
| jasoN | not funny | |
| * jasoN throws a squirrel at DarkonZero | ||
| * DarkonZero eats the squirrel. | ||
| * jasoN pushes a button and the squirrel detonates | ||
| * DarkonZero burps.... | ||
| DarkonZero | Wooo! | |
| DarkonZero | Spicy! | |
| * DeRaptor makes N watch SG. | ||
| jasoN | why? | |
| MeltingMan | Yeah, N. You ignorant slut! | |
| jasoN | o_O | |
| DarkonZero | BIIIIIIIIIIRDMA-*COUGH*! | |
| * DeRaptor feels sorry for BirdMan. | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Damn Gravity Girl! | |
| DarkonZero | Galaxy Girl....ooops. | |
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Zorak can do "The Monkey" very well. | |
| DeRaptor | Zorak sounds like Beavis a lot. | |
| * MeltingMan chuckles at Brak's tribute to Dylan | ||
| DarkonZero | Man......I want to sing the "Magic Toenail" song. | |
| MeltingMan | Sort of a cross between Beavis and Popeye is what Zorak sounds like. | |
| jasoN | i better go..tis late | |
| MeltingMan | I should draw a cross between Beavis and Popeye. | |
| MeltingMan | Or not. | |
| DarkonZero | Later N. | |
| MeltingMan | Bye, N. | |
| jasoN | goodnight,cats | |
| jasoN | me, i disconnect from you | |
| * jasoN flakes out or something | ||
| *** jasoN has left IRC | ||
| *** jasoN has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| DarkonZero | HEY! | |
| DarkonZero | He stole my exiting lines! | |
| MeltingMan | Heheh...you should call Dr. Nightmare. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.....he paraphrased my exiting lines. | |
| DarkonZero | If I were drunk......or slightly silly.....I sound like Dr. nightmare. | |
| * /sound: no such file 'greateshits.wav' | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | who did this again? | |
| DarkonZero | Me and Bob. | |
| * MeltingMan writes down DZ and Bob on his list of "People to Punch". | ||
| * DeRaptor stops it. | ||
| DeRaptor | DAAAARGH! | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm........ | |
| * /sound: no such file 'desings.wav' | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'de-bus.wav' | ||
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| * DeRaptor stops that too. | ||
| DeRaptor | AAAACK!!! | |
| MeltingMan | Hehehehe. | |
| [MeltingMan SOUND] | ||
| * DeRaptor commands all to delete that from their hard drives. | ||
| * DeRaptor pukes. | ||
| DarkonZero | I don't have it.....so you're lucky. | |
| MeltingMan | Should I send it? | |
| DarkonZero | Naw..... | |
| MeltingMan | Hehehehhe | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| MeltingMan | Don't have that one! | |
| DarkonZero | All that is is De saying we all suck. | |
| DeRaptor | yep. I say that a lot. | |
| DeRaptor | I was even more inclined to say it because i said it into Bob's voice mail. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm trying to find the original copy of De singing. | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| MeltingMan | What's 4? | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | heheheh | |
| DeRaptor | AH! | |
| DarkonZero | 4 is Boz telling Bob to go to hell. | |
| MeltingMan | Bob lives there, though. | |
| DarkonZero | 11 is me droning about the number 7. | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Ooop... | |
| DarkonZero | I guess it's not 11. | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | what the hell was 11? | |
| DarkonZero | 12 is Sent's heavy breathing. | |
| DarkonZero | 11 was Boz. | |
| DeRaptor | which one is Cam's washing machine ramble? | |
| DarkonZero | 6 and 7. | |
| DarkonZero | 6 is the washing machine....7 is him "singing" | |
| MeltingMan | Heheh | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | 13 is the same as 11. | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok...I'm on 10. | |
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | 14 is spy talking about orange juice exploding. | |
| DeRaptor | Cam is soooooo stoned. | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | I was on something when I wished Sent a Happy Birthday. | |
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| * DeRaptor wants dzandbobdohamlet! | ||
| DarkonZero | I over acted. | |
| DarkonZero | And also badly. | |
| * MeltingMan makes some doodles of "Manos" reenacted by the cast of Tiny Toons....Hamton is Torgo, Plucky's the Master, Babs and Buster are the couple, Elmyra's their daughter, Furball is Pepe, all the female characters that are left are brides....why did I decide to do this agian?! | ||
| DeRaptor | Ummmm...idunno. Because you hate Shirley Macloon's guts? | |
| MeltingMan | I hate all the Tiny Toon's guts. | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | heheh...and yet you draw them anyway...hmmmmmmmnnnnmmmmmmmm | |
| * /sound: no such file 'bing.wav' | ||
| DeRaptor | And your character assignments seem quite well thought out... | |
| * DeRaptor blinks. | ||
| * DeRaptor sharpens her claws on the couch. | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | That's Sent. | |
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | This is Cam. | |
| MeltingMan | <Plucky> Thtop! What folithhneth ith thith!? Manoth will not be pleathed! | |
| DeRaptor | still stoned. | |
| MeltingMan | Heheh | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| MeltingMan | What was the name of the skunk on Tiny Toons? | |
| DeRaptor | Fifi? | |
| MeltingMan | k | |
| DarkonZero | Damn....my stupid commercial about "The Amazing Sponge".... | |
| MeltingMan | Yeah, now I remember. Fifi le Fume. | |
| * DeRaptor thinks there are too many anthro skunks. | ||
| DeRaptor | yep. | |
| MeltingMan | Heheh | |
| DarkonZero | What 2 are just too many? | |
| DeRaptor | Almost as many as there are anthro foxes...those things get on the nerves after a while. | |
| * DeRaptor wonders if she should stay away from yerf.com for a while. | ||
| MeltingMan | Antro frogs and turtles get on my nerves, too. | |
| MeltingMan | antrho, even | |
| MeltingMan | Geez! | |
| MeltingMan | Anthro! | |
| DarkonZero | So Michigan J. Frog is not a fave of yours? | |
| DeRaptor | well, the singing and dancing ones. | |
| DeRaptor | anthrax? | |
| DeRaptor | Or TMNT? | |
| MeltingMan | Michigan Frog isn't full-sized, though. | |
| DarkonZero | True.... | |
| DeRaptor | heheh...yeep. | |
| MeltingMan | Were they Animaniac or Tiny Toons cartoon when they brought him back? | |
| MeltingMan | cartoons, even | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah... | |
| DarkonZero | I think. | |
| DeRaptor | I think it was Tiny Toons...didn't they do something where he was a frog Hampton was dissecting? | |
| MeltingMan | Yeah...now I remember. | |
| * MeltingMan vaguely remembers a Tiny Toons spring break special that was really weird. | ||
| Session Close: Tue Feb 22 00:00:00 2000 | ||
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