#Deep13_1000202.log

Session Start: Wed Feb 02 09:47:59 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '<DarkonZero> Damn......not on my hairy back again.'
*** Set by DeRaptor on Wed Feb 02 00:36:38
DarkonZeroAW!
DarkonZeroDAMN!
Greidanusreturned from a game of Half-Life with De, eh?
DarkonZeroI wish I never sasid that.
DarkonZeroNo...I got woke up.
Greidanusah
DarkonZeroJust.
Greidanusshe got on just as you did, so I thought you might have
DarkonZeroSo...how are ya?
Greidanuspretty good.
DarkonZeroThat's good....BTW is it a holiday today or something?
GreidanusGroundhog Day
DarkonZeroOk...
DarkonZeroI thought so.
DarkonZeroHmmmm....
* DarkonZero hugs Greid.
DarkonZero:)
DarkonZeroI'm cold.
Greidanusafk
DarkonZeroD'oh!
Greidanusback
Greidanusd'oh!?
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Greidanushi spy
superspyyello
DarkonZeroSpy...
DarkonZeroYUou got some spainin' to do.
DarkonZeroYou even.
superspyme?!
* DarkonZero thinks it's just too damn early.
DarkonZeroNevermind....
superspybut riickkkky!!
superspywhat'd I do?  seriously.
DarkonZeroNothing.
superspyc'mon
superspyout with it
DarkonZeroI was just kidding.
superspyliar
* DarkonZero pukes....
DarkonZeroThere....is that out with it enough>
DarkonZero> to ?
superspynope
* Greidanus pukes on spy
DarkonZeroOk...don't make me use the other end......
Greidanuseeeeewwwwwwww!!!
* superspy changes his clothing
* Greidanus keels over and dies of fear and disgust
* superspy tosses his puked-on clothing on greid's bed
*** Greidanus has left IRC
*** Greidanus is now known as DedGreid
superspyisn't there an "a" in dead?
*** DedGreid is now known as DeadGreid
DeadGreidI didn't know if the a would fit... then I counted up the characters
superspyI think 9 is the limit
DarkonZeroYou did too know!
DarkonZero!0 is the limit.
DeadGreidno, 10
DarkonZero10 even.
* superspy cuts the uncomfortable silence with a knife
DarkonZeroWell....
DarkonZeroI would say something....but I just got some messages.
DarkonZeroHmmmm.....
DarkonZeroThis is sure think silence.
DarkonZerothick even
DeadGreidyup
DeadGreidI'd make more noise, but I'm sort of dead...
* DarkonZero revives Greid with a defibulator.
DarkonZeroCLEAR!
DarkonZero*THOOM*
DeadGreidOW!!
DarkonZeroOOPS!
*** Greidanus is on IRC
*** DeadGreid is now known as Greidanus
DarkonZeroThere we go.
* DarkonZero burps....
* Greidanus smacks DZ
DarkonZeroOW!
* superspy listens to viva las vegas (zz top(
superspy), even
DarkonZeroHehehe...
DarkonZeroVIVA LAS VEGAS!
DarkonZeroVIVA LAS VEGAS!
superspyit's not a bad cover at all, actually
DarkonZeroVIVA!
DarkonZeroVIVA!
GreidanusI'm gonna make a ZZ Top atom bomb... (zz top)(
DarkonZeroVIVA!
* DarkonZero sings......the Bum Bum song.
DarkonZeroMy bum is on the rail.
DarkonZeroMy bum is on the rail.
DarkonZeroLok at me, my bum is on the rail.
DarkonZeroLook even.
* DarkonZero realizes that he needs a coffee.
GreidanusDZ, if Loc came in, would you be nice?
DarkonZeroActually....I'll be quiet.
DarkonZeroOr leave.
superspyaw
superspywhy?
DarkonZeroI'm still miffed.
Greidanuswhy the hell do you two have such a grudge, sheesh!
DarkonZeroI hold a grudge.
Greidanuswell, be un-miffed!!
DarkonZeroWell....bye.
DarkonZeroSay goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Wed Feb 02 10:21:42 2000
Session Start: Wed Feb 02 10:12:09 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '<DarkonZero> Damn......not on my hairy back again.'
*** Set by DeRaptor on Wed Feb 02 00:36:38
DarkonZeroWell hello all.
Locdog07Hullo DZ.
Greidanushi DZ
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
* Greidanus drinks a Yoo-hoo
Locdog07What's a Yoo-Hoo?
* Locdog07 would like to point out that "Got Milk?" does not exist in England
Greidanuschocolate drink, like nonperishable chocolate milk
Locdog07ah
* Locdog07 should prolly go
Locdog07Bye all.
Locdog07:)
DarkonZeroBye.
Greidanusbye
Locdog07See ya 'round.
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DarkonZeroOk.......
DarkonZeroI'm starting to let go of that grudge now.
Greidanusgood
DarkonZeroThough.....I still had my fill of his problems. He just reminding me of my own when he does.
Greidanusdon't mind him, he just doesn't know what to do with his problems
DarkonZeroYeah....I noticed.
DarkonZeroThat's why I got on his case.
Greidanusdon't get mad at him, just try to help
DarkonZeroI try.......but that's what I told him. He's basically trying to make us solve his problems.
DarkonZeroI'll listen....but I don't have all the answers.
Greidanustell him that, then
DarkonZeroI did...and that's what started this whole thing.
Greidanusjust try not to come off as hostile or indifferent to his problems.
DarkonZeroHow can you not when he sometimes just keeps going....wanting an answer.
Greidanusthat's why you learn to control your words
DarkonZeroWell.....I can only take so much......I have a temper.
DarkonZeroAnd when I had my fill.....the temper takes over.
GreidanusI do too, a horrible temper
DarkonZeroBasically......I'm in my own little depression right now....and trying to solve it. And with him just raining his probs on us makes me irritated.
Greidanushmm...
DarkonZeroThe reason why I don't bring up my probs is that I don't want to involve anyone else in them.
DarkonZeroI don't like bringing people down.
DarkonZeroBut when Loc does what he does.....it brings me down even worse than I am.
DarkonZeroWell......with all that said.....I think we need a new subject.
Greidanusyup
DarkonZeroBecause I don't want anyone on a division.
* DarkonZero takes Greid torch and lights Greid's "pants" on fire.
DarkonZero:)
Greidanusnow that's really asking for it!!
* Greidanus bites DZ
DarkonZeroOW!
* DarkonZero hugs Greid.
DarkonZeroI lufe you...
DarkonZero:)
* Greidanus hits DZ
GreidanusI lufe you too
DarkonZeroOW!
* DarkonZero hugs Greid....again.
DarkonZeroI lue you alot.
DarkonZerolufe even.
* Greidanus ignores DZ
DarkonZeroAwwww...
DarkonZeroI didn't mean it.
DarkonZeroGEEZ!
* DarkonZero sits in a corner......and takes Greid's golf cart with him.
* Greidanus detonates the phony golf cart
DarkonZeroOW!
Greidanusheehee
DarkonZeroYou toasted my nose hairs!
Greidanuseewww...
* DarkonZero kicks Greid.
* Greidanus takes another golf cart out of her shoulder bag, hands it to DZ, and runs away
* Greidanus detonates the golf cart
DarkonZeroI DON'T WANT IT!
* DarkonZero throewws it.
DarkonZerothrows even.
Greidanusdamn, mit's a dud...
Greidanusit's, even
DarkonZeroMITS!
DarkonZeroMITS!
DarkonZeroMITS!
* Greidanus smacks DZ
DarkonZeroOW!
DarkonZeroOW!
DarkonZeroOW!
DarkonZeroMITS!
* Greidanus smacks DZ, HARD
* DarkonZero falls to the ground.....
DarkonZeroMY HIP!
Greidanusheehee, need a horse ligament?
DarkonZeroI'm suing you!~
DarkonZeroFor $5.
Greidanusoh, sure
* Greidanus gives DZ five dollars in advance
DarkonZeroDamn.
DarkonZeroI wanted to take you to court.
DarkonZeroYOU RUINED IT FOR ME!
Greidanustake your mom to court for dropping you on your head as a baby
* DarkonZero is insulted.
DarkonZeroYOU TALKIN' ABOUT MY MAMA!
Greidanusdid she throw you on your head as a baby?
DarkonZeroYou're cruel....
DarkonZeroMy mom isn't that bad.
Greidanusyes, I am
DarkonZeroYou're cruel...and your mom dresses you funny!
GreidanusI dress myself, thank you
DarkonZeroCan you prove it?
DarkonZeroHA!
* Greidanus smacks DZ
DarkonZero....
* DarkonZero sits in a corner.
Greidanus:P
DarkonZeroBite me.
DarkonZeroWait....you did.
* Greidanus bites DZ again
DarkonZeroAGH!
* DarkonZero bites Greid back.
* Greidanus smacks DZ back
* DarkonZero smacks Greid......also back.
* Greidanus smacks DZ back, HARD
* DarkonZero does the same to Greid.
* Greidanus kills DZ
DarkonZeroDamn...
*** DarkonZero has left IRC
*** DarkonZero is now known as DZIsDead
Greidanusheehee...!
* DZIsDead can't really say anything.......he's dead.
* DZIsDead manages to say something....
DZIsDeadThanks.....a.........lot............poopie.......head.
Greidanusheehee
* DZIsDead is now in Hell eating Triscuit's.
DZIsDead-'
* Greidanus makes Triscuit pizzas and beams them down to hell
*** DZIsDead is now known as DZInHell
DZInHellThankee!
DZInHellWait.....this is like the 1,000th time I went to Hell.
DZInHellWhen am I ever gonna get a break.
* Greidanus sends DZ's spirit into Heaven
DZInHellAwww....
* DZInHell tries to hug Greid....but he's a spirit and goes through Greid.
GreidanusDid that say I did It? It was my dog...
*** DZInHell is now known as HeavenlyDZ
Greidanusbad dog!!
HeavenlyDZQuiet...I'm being heavenly!
* Greidanus sends DZ's spirit back to Hell
HeavenlyDZDammit.
*** HeavenlyDZ is now known as DZInHell
DZInHellI'll be right back! OK.
* DZInHell will be right back...he's off to do somethin'.
DZInHellI'll be right back...really, I will!
* DZInHell : 6,1 Getting a drink....it's hot down here 6,16,0.6,0
Greidanusumm, okay
* DZInHell is back from whatever...
DZInHellWell, I'm back.
* DZInHell burps.....
* DZInHell come back from Hell.
*** DZInHell is now known as DZFromHell
* DZFromHell revives himself....
*** DarkonZero is on IRC
*** DZFromHell is now known as DarkonZero
Greidanusdamn...
DarkonZeroHA!
DarkonZeroWell.....I guess we're both tapped out......nothing more to say.
Greidanusnope
DarkonZeroThough it's fun talking to ya.......there are really short conversations.
DarkonZeroREALLY short.
Greidanusyup
DarkonZeroWOO!
Greidanusafk, potty break
DarkonZeroGAH!
Greidanusback
* DarkonZero is mortified.
GreidanusIn the toilet DZ...
DarkonZeroNO!
DarkonZeroSTOP!
* Greidanus sighs
DarkonZeroWell....
DarkonZeroI feel disgusted.
Greidanusuh, how're you?
Greidanusbesides disgisted
Greidanusdisgusted, at that
DarkonZeroOh.....
DarkonZeroI dunno......disgusted.
* Greidanus rolls her eyes
DarkonZeroYou shouldn't do that..you'll get them dirty.
Greidanushmmm...
DarkonZeroHow sad are we?
Greidanusvery sad
DarkonZeroWe just gonna sit here and wait still though.
* DarkonZero breaks out his Siren Jukebox!
* DarkonZero sneezes.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Generator"4,1
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Aurora"4,1
DarkonZeroThat better not be what I think it is!]
Greidanushell no, its not!! Hamsterdance is evil!!
DarkonZeroLuckily I won't hear it if it is.
[SOUND]
DarkonZeroAh....
[Greidanus SOUND]
DarkonZeroHehe....
[SOUND]
DarkonZeroOoops.
Greidanusheehee
DarkonZeroWrong one.
[SOUND]
DarkonZeroHmmm...
DarkonZeroI better not send that one.
DarkonZeroIt just doesn't sound right.....though it is from "holy Grail".
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Greidanuswhee!
DarkonZeroOoops.....I gots my MP3 player back on.
DarkonZeroOh well.
DarkonZeroGreid....did I send ya a picture yesterday?
Greidanusno
DarkonZeroHold on...
DarkonZeroThere ya go.....enjoy.
Greidanusheehee
GreidanusI wish my processor was compatible with Half-Life. it sounds so fun!
DarkonZeroIt's fun. But sometimes it gets really repetative.
DarkonZeroYet so addicting.
DarkonZeroLemme go see the system req's for it.
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*** Mars sets mode: +o Locdog07
* Locdog07 pounces into #Deep13 doing crotch chops.
DarkonZeroYou said you had a 75 MHz processor....right Greid?
* Locdog07 commands everyone to MAKE SOME NOISE!!!
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
DarkonZeroHello.
Locdog07Hullo again
Greidanushiya
Greidanusyeah, I do, DZ
DarkonZeroOk.....your machine can't handle it.
Locdog07Handle what?
Greidanusyup, 133 MHz, I think
DarkonZeroWell it could...but you needs lots of ram.
Greidanusand I only have a regular amount of RAM, so...
Locdog07Handle...what?
DarkonZeroHalf-Life.
GreidanusHalf-Life
Locdog07Ah. I could install it.
* Locdog07 goes to do dat
Greidanusoh thanks, make me feel so alone... so... different...
Locdog07...umm...sorry...
* Locdog07 hugs Greid
Locdog07Bein' different is fun!
DarkonZeroI'm not going to play.....
Locdog07Oh.
Locdog07Well...
Greidanusgood!!!!!
DarkonZeroI don't feel like it anyway.
* Greidanus sings to the MIDIs playing on her 'puter
DarkonZeroUnless I could at least get a whole lot of players.....but I don't like outsidders in my games.
DarkonZeroCause some tend to be newbie dumbasses....
DarkonZeroAll they want to tdo is talk smack or say that cheating is going on.
Locdog07huh
Locdog07lame-os.
DarkonZeroOne site calls newbie "llamas"......and reading the stories of what they do to the "llamas" is fun.
Locdog07heheh
Greidanusheehee
* Locdog07 tries to find stuff to delete on his hard drive to make space
Locdog07sheesh...
DarkonZeroActually....there is a gaming clan out there called [MST] and a contributor to that site is [MST]TomServo.
Locdog07hmmmm....
Greidanusneat
Locdog07What the...
Locdog07I just deleted a load of stuff and it gave me less space!
Locdog07Geez.
Greidanusyou empty the recycle bin afterward, then space increases
Locdog07I know
DarkonZeroThat's what happens......stupid computers.
DarkonZeroMine now decides just to slow everything down.
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
Greidanushmmm...
DarkonZeroCan someone ping me....and tell me the ping time?
Locdog072 secs
DarkonZeroOk...
DarkonZeroIt's my puter.
Greidanus1 sec
DarkonZeroNot my connection.
DarkonZeroI got too much crap running in the background.
Locdog07heh
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
Greidanusso, how's everyone?
Locdog07I'm okay.
Locdog07You?
Greidanuseh, pretty good
DarkonZeroI'm fine.....but I gotta restart.......stupid thing my computer.
Locdog07hmmmm
Locdog07k
DarkonZeroI'll brb.
DarkonZeroMe! I disconnect from you...all!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Wed Feb 02 11:15:39 2000
Session Start: Wed Feb 02 13:30:29 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '<DarkonZero> Damn......not on my hairy back again.'
*** Set by DeRaptor on Wed Feb 02 00:36:38
Greidanuslemmie check
DarkonZeroHello!
Locdog07hullo DZ
DarkonZeroME BACK!
Locdog07"Hewwo Captain Tarpals! Meesa back!"
DarkonZeroMy computer is really messed up....it won't keep the time correct.
DarkonZeronewmutes
Locdog07icky.
DarkonZeroD;oh!
Greidanus24.48.11.46
Greidanusheehee!! you have to wait for me to record my messages, remember, I don't have a microphone
Locdog07ohhh...umm...you can hear me, right?:
GreidanusI CAN HEAR YOU, LOC!
GreidanusHEEEEE!!!
DarkonZeroWHAT!?!
* Greidanus laughs manaically!!
DarkonZeroI CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Locdog07We're on Netmeeting
GreidanusHEEHEE!!
DarkonZeroAhh..
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LocarD`neaahhhh!!!
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Greidanusah yes, stupid ghosts
*** Locdog07 is on IRC
*** LocarD`nea is now known as Locdog07
* Locdog07 pounces into #Deep13 doing crotch chops.
* Locdog07 commands everyone to MAKE SOME NOISE!!!
*** Mars sets mode: +o Locdog07
DarkonZeroWell...WB.
Locdog07tanks
* DarkonZero realizes he has way too many distractions.
Locdog07heheh
DarkonZeroHmmmm.....I guess I'll move my Playstation out into the living room now. I'll be back later. Buh-bye!
DarkonZeroSay goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
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Session Close: Wed Feb 02 13:56:47 2000
Session Start: Wed Feb 02 15:19:07 2000
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Session Close: Wed Feb 02 15:19:13 2000
Session Start: Wed Feb 02 16:38:09 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'Happy Birthday to me...happy...birthday.......<omegah> ---->>>>finaly<<<<-----'
*** Set by Sentroid91 on Wed Feb 02 16:19:39
DarkonZeroHey all.
Locdog07Hi DZ.
Greidanushi DZ
DarkonZeroAnd Happy B-day Loc!
DarkonZeroI think.
Locdog07heh
Locdog07Yeah. :)
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DarkonZeroI just got outta a game of TFC......I was on the winning team!
Locdog07d'oh
DarkonZeroMM?
Sentroid91goody, goody
DarkonZeroIt didn't connect.
Greidanus5 MB!
Locdog07MM musta got d/ced
* DarkonZero laughs at this comm with Bob Dole in support for Bugs Bunny.
Locdog07eep.
Greidanushah!
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GreidanusAye, 'twas peered...
DarkonZeroWe shall get that Peer one day!
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DarkonZeroAND WHEN WE DO! IT WILL BE GLORIOUS!
Greidanusa peer a day keeps the devil at bay!
Locdog07Heya Spacom.
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* DarkonZero looks around and sees everyone stare at him.
*** MeltingMan is on IRC
*** SPACOM is now known as MeltingMan
Sentroid91Commie!
Sentroid91Gah
GreidanusMM is Spam Communication Force!
Sentroid91Don't do that, Melt
MeltingManDo what?
Greidanus6 MB!
Locdog07Ewww, my sister is watching her Ali G video.
Greidanushmm...
Sentroid91Pretend to be a Communist satellite
Locdog07Heheh
Greidanusheehee
* MeltingMan points to episode #109
* MeltingMan says that the SPACOM sketch is the best sketch they ever did in Season 1.
* Locdog07 shudders at Ali G asking some guy "When can you murder someone?"
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Greidanusoy vey...
MeltingManNew reviews at www.ghostplanet.com
Locdog07finally.
MeltingManZorak didn't like "Stuart Little"...heheheh
Locdog07heh...
Greidanus7 MB!
MeltingManDo you like natural.gif, folks?
Locdog07sigh
Locdog07idunno
MeltingManSorry.
Locdog07for what?
Greidanusit's sorta weird, if you ask me
MeltingManI'm going for scary.
Greidanuswell, it was scary too, but more weird than scary
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MeltingManHow long have you had all these weird sounds, Loc?'
* Locdog07 giggles
DarkonZeroMM........never...ever draw anything like that ever again!
Locdog07I'm weird.
MeltingManHeheheh
MeltingManI acheived the reaction I wanted to!
Locdog07You wanted me to sigh, huh?
MeltingManUm....no.
MeltingManHeheh
Locdog07Uh-huh.
MeltingManGee whiz.
Locdog07"What is so good about Wales, because with all respect, Wales is...crap" - Ali G
MeltingManAli Gee whiz, that's stupid.
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Greidanus* MB!
Locdog07...
Greidanus4 MB!
Sentroid91Prince of Whales?
Greidanusno... dah!
Greidanus8 MB!! yeah, that's it!
GreidanusI have 11 more MB to go! WOOOO!
* Sentroid91 is away... REASON: 9,1brb gonna play HL by meself4,1Type /ctcp Sentroid91 page to page.
DarkonZeroUgh....
DarkonZeroI gots to go....
DarkonZeroLater.
DarkonZeroMe! I disconnect from you...all!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Wed Feb 02 16:58:48 2000
Session Start: Wed Feb 02 18:22:13 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'Happy Birthday to me...happy...birthday.......<omegah> ---->>>>finaly<<<<-----'
*** Set by Sentroid91 on Wed Feb 02 16:19:39
DarKrowDZ
DarkonZeroDK
Defiehey hey DZ
DarkonZeroHello Defie.
Defieyou killed me!
* Defie whips out her bazooka
Defie*BLAM BLAM BLAM
Defiehehe
DarkonZeroWell I can't help I'm terrific.
* Defie sticks out her tongue
DarkonZeroOr was that terrifying?
DarKrowI'm almost finished Beer Quest
DefieBeer Quest...
DarKrowyes
DarKrowit's a text based game for the TI-83 +
Defierighty then
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DarKrowlet me show you
DarkonZeroMM!
Defieyou geeks and your calculator games
Defiehey SPAMCOM
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DarKrowI'll type the output and you ppl can tell me what you want to do
DarKrowWB Melty!
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*** SPACOM is now known as MeltingMan
DefieSPAM hehe
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*** DarKrow is now known as TI-83
*** TI-83 is now known as TI-83_Plus
TI-83_PlusBeer Quest 2
TI-83_PlusBy: DarKrow
TI-83_PlusPress Enter
* Defie presses enter
TI-83_PlusHELP:
Defiehey nothing happens!
TI-83_PlusYour goal is to get beer.
* Defie feels gullible
TI-83_PlusTo move use the arrow keys
*** DarKrow is on IRC
*** TI-83_Plus is now known as DarKrow
DarKrowJust type N, S, W, or E
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*** DarKrow is now known as TI-83_Plus
TI-83_PlusPress Enter
DefieN
DefieS
DefieW
DefieE
Defiethis is some kind of gimmick isn't it
TI-83_Plusno
TI-83_Plus-Home (Outside)
Defieso why's nothing happening
DarkonZeroMan....I haven't played a TBA for a long time....
TI-83_Plusa sign says: Liquor Store- 500 Feet north
TI-83_PlusExits: North
TI-83_Plus?
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DarKrowThe ? is the command prompt
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* Defie sits in the corner
TI-83_PlusDo something
TI-83_PlusYou can only go north though
MeltingManDefie....is that you in the corner?
Defiei don't get it
TI-83_Plusjust give a direction to move
DefieN
TI-83_PlusSTREET
TI-83_PlusThere is a Wino here
TI-83_PlusExits: North, South, East
* Defie kicks the WINO
DefieE
TI-83_PlusSide Street
TI-83_PlusA girl is to the south
TI-83_PlusExits: East, West, South
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*** Topic is 'Happy Birthday to me...happy...birthday.......<omegah> ---->>>>finaly<<<<-----'
*** Set by Sentroid91 on Wed Feb 02 16:19:39
TI-83_PlusA girl is to the south
TI-83_PlusExits: East, West, South
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Darkon0PEER!
Defiehey another one!
Defieoh hehe
*** DarkonZero is on IRC
*** Darkon0 is now known as DarkonZero
DefieW
Defiewb Darkon
DarkonZeroThankee.
TI-83_PlusWB DZ
TI-83_Plus?
TI-83_Plusgive me a command!
MeltingManI have to go for a li'l bit...I'll be back soon.
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BozarthScary = natural.gif
DarkonZeroBoz....we know.
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Defiei did you crazy
DefieW
DarkonZeroI told MM never to draw something like that ever again.
TI-83_PlusStreet
TI-83_PlusThis street is clear except for trash
TI-83_PlusExits: N W S
BozarthDinosaurs should not high kick
DefieN
DarkonZeroThat should be the topic!
TI-83_PlusStreet
TI-83_PlusThis street is fairly clean. An ID shop is to the east
TI-83_Plusexits: N E S
DefieE
Defieso what's the point of this game?
TI-83_PlusID Store
TI-83_Plusthe point is to get beer
Defieok...
TI-83_PlusA sign reads - "Fake IDs"
TI-83_Plusa  counter is to the east
TI-83_PlusExits: E W
DefieE
TI-83_PlusYou got a fake ID
TI-83_PlusID Store
TI-83_PlusA sign reads - "Fake IDs"
TI-83_Plusa  counter is to the east
TI-83_PlusExits: E W
Defiewow...so good
DefieE
TI-83_PlusSorry, sold out of IDs
TI-83_PlusID Store
TI-83_PlusA sign reads - "Fake IDs"
TI-83_Plusa  counter is to the east
TI-83_PlusExits: E W
TI-83_Plusgo west
Defieok fine
DefieW
TI-83_PlusStreet
* Defie gets bored
TI-83_PlusThis street is fairly clean. An ID shop is to the east
TI-83_Plusexits: N E S
DefieN
TI-83_Plus<DK> sorry, i've been busy
TI-83_PlusEast Main Street
TI-83_PlusAbandoned buildings loom to the east
TI-83_PlusExits: W E S
TI-83_Plusgo east
TI-83_Plusthe west isn't finished yet
DefieE
TI-83_PlusBad Part Of Town
TI-83_PlusThe sound of gunfire is nearby
TI-83_Plusexits: N S W E
DefieN
TI-83_Plus*BANG!*
TI-83_PlusYou were shot in a drive by
TI-83_Plusgame over
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Defiegee that was great
DarKrowit's not finished
Defieheh ok
Defieso how do you find beer?
DarKrowget to the store
DarKrowit's not programmed yet
Defieoh ok
DarKrowYou also need the fake ID
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DarkonZeroWEE!
DarkonZeroWAHOOO!
DarKrowDZ?
DarkonZeroNothing.....
DarkonZeroI was bored.
DarKrowoh
DarKrowok
Defieoh geez forgot i was in here agian
DarkonZeroSuuure.
DarkonZeroYou know you like it in here.
Defiei guess i didn't miss anything though
DarkonZeroWell folks........
DarkonZeroBLAGH!
DarKrowGTG
DarKrowBye folx
DarKrow...
DarKrowHEY!
* Sentroid91 is back FROM: 9,1brb gonna play HL by meself
DarKrowAm I peered or are you just ignoring me?
DarKrowI'm leaving!
DarKrowGood Bye!
DarkonZeroWHA!
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Defiebye bye
Defiedamn...always too late
DarkonZeroWB Sent.
Sentroid91ta
Sentroid91clipping died on me. :(
Defieclipping?
Sentroid91in HL
DarkonZeroDid you cheat?
Sentroid91I had cheats on from before
DarkonZeroAh....
DarkonZeroCHEATER!
DarkonZeroCHEATER!
DarkonZeroCHEATER!
Sentroid91I got up to the Blast Pit. But I got lost... then clipping died
Bozarthback from the dead
Bozarthwhat's going on?
Sentroid91Locdog08: Cheater.
Sentroid91Servo411: can't help it.
Sentroid91Locdog08: heheh
Sentroid91Locdog08: :)
Sentroid91Servo411: It was already on
DarkonZeroCHEATER!
DarkonZeroCHEATER!
DarkonZeroCHEATER!
* Sentroid91 gets the Mars remote
DarkonZeroI wanna start a TFC team.
* Sentroid91 sets Mars command: 4Terminate DarkonZero
DarkonZeroBut where can I find a good group of players?
DefieTFC?
Defiewhat is it?
* Sentroid91 stands up
DarkonZeroDefie......game with the flags that you were playing when I was on.
DarkonZeroRemember?
Defieoh...i thought that was half life
DarkonZeroWell....it is.....in a way.
DarkonZeroIt's what is called a mod.
* Sentroid91 hears that guy with the "I'm a Virgin" shirt from Pod People say "Good? He's the best!"
DarkonZeroIT STINKS!
* Sentroid91 hmphs
Defieheh...right
DarkonZeroActually Sent....you're pretty good......pretty damn good at HL.
Sentroid91yep
Sentroid91I'm better at TFC
DarkonZeroI pure out stink.
* Defie wonders how much that makes her stink
DarkonZeroDefie.....I actually defeated Sent the past few games we played.
Defiewell haha i never defeat anyone! yippee
Sentroid91That's because I start losing when I get bored
DarkonZeroBut me compared to other gamer friends of mine...I really suck.
Sentroid91not on purpose, though
Sentroid91anyone wanna have a go at TFC?
Defiei don't have it on this puter
Defiesoryr
DarkonZeroSent.....I know of that map you played....called rats1, right? If you know actually.
Defienot that you'd want to play me anyway hee
Sentroid91beats me
Sentroid91It was just a giant kitchen
Sentroid91with holes
DarkonZeroThe one with the refridgerator.
Sentroid91yeah
Sentroid91And you die if you go into it
DarkonZeroHehe...
DarkonZeroFind a map called turkeyburgers.bsp and it a sniper's paradise.
DarkonZeroOOps...
DarkonZeroI mean that map is a sniper's parardise.
* DarkonZero kicks himself cause of his grammar.
Sentroid91so......
* Defie wonders about going in the pool
DarkonZeroWelll....
* DarkonZero burps.....
DarkonZeroSent....you up for a game......of TFC?
Sentroid91uh.. yup
Sentroid91Can we wait for Goke? He's on AIM
DarkonZeroTry to find a server called/containing [VUSC] Amazing Purple Monkey Killers.....it's a server I frequent alot. And yes....we'll wait for KU.
Sentroid91Servo411: Goke?Auto response from Cameron1111: I am away from my computer right now.
DarkonZeroHahahaha!
Sentroid91Servo411: POOPEY PANTS!
DarkonZeroKu is off on ICQ......
DarkonZeroI gots both AIM and ICQ running.
* Defie is BORED
DarkonZeroI was talking to Cam earlier.....
DarkonZeroThe reason why he doesn't show up is that mIRC locks up.
Sentroid91I'm talking to Cam now
DarkonZeroAh....
Sentroid91VanityRain: What's your napster handle?
Sentroid91Servo411: uhh... napster?
Sentroid91VanityRain: Aren't you the one that...oh. No. You were scour.net.
Sentroid91Servo411: right
Sentroid91VanityRain: Scour's great, but there's no way to tell if the server at hand is down, and it so often is.
Sentroid91Servo411: yep
Sentroid91Servo411: Though you usually get most mp3's there
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of NIN's : "Where Is Everybody?"
Sentroid91VanityRain: Yeah.
Sentroid91VanityRain: But there's nothing worse than seeing it there and not being able to get it.
Sentroid91Servo411: mp3.com sucks. I can't find anything over there.
Sentroid91VanityRain: Well,
Sentroid91it's only independent bands.
Sentroid91Servo411: Yup.
Sentroid91VanityRain: Try napster.com. You have to download a program. It's very neat.
Sentroid91Servo411: And a spoof of Rob Zombie singing Wheels on the Bus
Sentroid91VanityRain: Right.
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DarkonZeroWell....I better get going......
Sentroid91k
DarkonZeroLater...
Session Close: Wed Feb 02 19:29:11 2000
Session Start: Wed Feb 02 20:59:54 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'Happy Birthday to me...happy...birthday.......<omegah> ---->>>>finaly<<<<-----'
*** Set by Sentroid91 on Wed Feb 02 16:19:39
DarkonZeroHeelo!
Sentroid91wb
DarkonZeroDid you leave?
Sentroid91yep
Sentroid91I wanted to, but I left by accident
DarkonZeroYou can tell who the newbies are.....
DarkonZeroThe ones that make the team unbalanced.
Sentroid91yep
DarkonZeroteams even
Sentroid91The ones that don't pay attention to you when you say "I need your help guarding the flag."
MeltingManHeya, DZ
DarkonZero2 dispenser kills.....I feel happy.
Sentroid91heh
Sentroid91I kept getting burned
DarkonZeroI was really ticked at the guys on your team that kept spamming.
Sentroid91which ones?
DarkonZeroThe two demomen.
Sentroid91Martha Stewart?
DarkonZeroUh......Johnnie.
Sentroid91oh
DarkonZeroAnd I forgot the ther.
DarkonZeroother even.
Sentroid91Wasn't MS spamming too?
DarkonZeroYeah....
DarkonZeroThrowing all their MIRV grenades
Sentroid91thought so
Sentroid91They kept shooting at me too
DarkonZeroI hated a guy on my team that played a demoman.......he kept tossing grenades.....AT ME!
DarkonZeroI told him to throw pipeboms.
Sentroid91heh
DarkonZeroBut nooooo...
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DarkonZeroI had fun though.
Sentroid91That's why i'm not to fond of playing with 25 other people
DarkonZeroAh....
Sentroid913-10, yes
DarkonZeroWell....I gotta go for now.......I'll be back in a bit.
Sentroid91ok, c-ya
DarkonZeroLater....
DarkonZeroMe! I disconnect from you...all!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Wed Feb 02 20:05:01 2000
Session Start: Wed Feb 02 20:48:44 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'Happy Birthday to me...happy...birthday.......<omegah> ---->>>>finaly<<<<-----'
*** Set by Sentroid91 on Wed Feb 02 16:19:39
MeltingManHey, DZ.
DarkonZeroHey, MM.
MeltingManIf you're looking for dull...you've found it.
MeltingManDULL
DarkonZeroHey, dull!
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DullHow are you.
DarkonZeroCrap.
DullThis is all I'm going to say for the next 24 minutes.  I'm Dull.
DarkonZeroHehehe....
DarkonZeroWOOOOOOOOO!
DullIs my 24 minutes up?
DarkonZeroHehe....
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DarkonZeroThere ya go.
MeltingManEveryone knows that nothing can survive a good WOOOOOOOOO.
MeltingManNot even dullness.
DarkonZeroI
DarkonZeroam
DarkonZerohappy
DarkonZeroto
DarkonZerosave
DarkonZerothe
DarkonZeroday.
MeltingManWow....talking up a storm there, DZ.
* MeltingMan wonders where everybody is....aren't there normally people here.
DarkonZeroThey died.
DarkonZeroCause I ate a damned bad burrito!
MeltingManOh...
MeltingManThat...um...makes sense.
DarkonZeroDe is online....
DarkonZeroI guess she's busy.
MeltingManOh...
DarkonZeroI don't wanna bug her....so I assume she's busy.
DarkonZeroWell...anymore disturbing drawings?
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[TheBigN SOUND]
MeltingManHeya N
DarkonZeroN!
DarkonZeroN for NINNY!
TheBigNhello
TheBigNthanks DZ
DarkonZeroNo prob!
MeltingManNo disturbing drawings that I've scanned.  My scanners on another computer...I have to e-mail stuff to myself.
DarkonZeroAh....
* TheBigN ponders what disturbing drawings iMM is talking about and shudders
DarkonZeroHis latest is disturbing.
DarkonZeroREALLY disturbing.
MeltingManHeh...I'm sending it now.
DarkonZeroUh-oh....
TheBigNsorry i haven't sent the eps yet iMM..i've been without a computer for a week and i was kinda sidetracked..this weekend for sure
* TheBigN takes iMM's crayons away from him until he promises to behave
MeltingManThat's OK...I've been putting off sending yours, too.  I'll send them this weekend, too.  We'll race.
MeltingManAwww.
TheBigNhehe
MeltingManCrayon in Hercules Unchained is one of my favorite characters...even though I'm not sure who he was.
* /sound: unable to play 'haha.wav'
DarkonZeroBOOGERAMALAMADINGDONG!
DarkonZeroWOOOOOOOO!
MeltingManDZ's turned into Adam Sandler, NOOOO!
TheBigNthe imdb informs me that he was Creon, High Priest of Thebes played by Carlo D'Angelo
TheBigNeww..
MeltingManAh...
* DarkonZero will never eat two Cinnabons anymore.....
TheBigNgood.
DarkonZeroThey're really filling.....and have lost of sugar!
DarkonZeroAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
DarkonZeroLOTS!
DarkonZeroNOT LOST!
* TheBigN hits DZ with the big clown hammer
* DarkonZero gets out his BIG CARTOON MALLET!
DarkonZeroDZ BONK!
* DarkonZero hits TheBigN with his BIG CARTOON MALLET!
DarkonZeroThat's how ya do it!
DarkonZeroWOO!
* TheBigN throws DZ back in the stumpgrinder
DarkonZeroOk....
DarkonZeroThat make the 19th time.
DarkonZeromakes even.
TheBigNyou learn your lesson this time?
DarkonZeroNope!
DarkonZeroI AM DARKONZERO....THE MAN OF VEAL!
TheBigNdrat
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TheBigNhelp me out here iMM
DarkonZeroDe.
TheBigNhi de
DarkonZeroHi.
DeRaptorhi hi
MeltingManHeya De
DeRaptorMr B?
DarkonZeroUm....
MeltingManUm...you'll see.
* DarkonZero snickers....
TheBigNmr. bungle!
* Sound request: can't find 'sataround.wav'
[TheBigN SOUND]
MeltingManWho is Mr. Bungle anyway?
TheBigNa band
MeltingManOh yeah.
MeltingManDumb me.
TheBigNdumb you
MeltingManYep.
TheBigNmr. B is the BEST!
DarkonZeroHmmm....
DarkonZeroThe silence is building a tension.
TheBigNi suppose noone here has even heard them though..
TheBigNsometimes i wonder if there's any hope for you people at all
DarkonZeroI heard of them.....but not their music.
* DeRaptor sees the picture and screams.
DeRaptorMELTY! YOU...YOU...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'M EVIL!
DarkonZeroMM chose a target........and he chose you.
MeltingManNo...I'm evil.  Don't forget.
DeRaptorOh, really?
MeltingManNo, not really.
* DeRaptor 's evilness runs circles around Melty's evilness! bwahahahahah! *crash*
DarkonZeroBoz's response was "Dinosaurs should never do highkicks."
* TheBigN 's evilness is the most evil evilness in this room
MeltingManHeheh
MeltingManI can do kicks like that.
DarkonZeroMM.....would we want to see?
MeltingManUm....should I shoot a photo?
DarkonZeroMy thought is "NO!"
DarkonZeroOr....."MY GOD! PLEASE DON'T LET HIM DO IT!"
TheBigNi hate to agree with DZ, but i will this time
MeltingManAwww...
DarkonZeroMM....
DarkonZeroDo'nt.
* DeRaptor rotfl.
DarkonZeroEr...
DarkonZeroDon't.
DeRaptorHe can be doing a high kick on a giant pizza! And melting!
MeltingManHeheheh...yep.
DarkonZeroActually.
DarkonZeroThat'll be better.
DarkonZeroBut just a ordinary picture of ol' Chucko.......I cannot approve.
TheBigNi still wont watch
* DeRaptor blindfolds everyone.
* DarkonZero walks around.
* DarkonZero falls down the stairs.
* DeRaptor laughs and runs into a statue.
TheBigNaww, DZ! you fell on my favorite porcupine
TheBigNwatch what you're doing!!
DarkonZeroMY BEHIND!
* DeRaptor spins in circles as the statue gets her high.
DeRaptorhoooooo!
* DeRaptor yips as the statue takes her hand, it kills her, and it throws her to the sky.
TheBigNo_O
* DarkonZero wonders why a certain NIN song sounds like a John Carpenter (The director) piece of music.
* TheBigN wouldn't know
MeltingManLike the piano in Halloween?
MeltingManTheBigNIN
DarkonZeroIt sounded like it coulda been used in another "Escape from...." movie.
MeltingManYou must leave the bronx....
[MeltingMan SOUND]
DarkonZeroI liked Escape from New York.....but Escape from L.A. coulda been better.
TheBigNi thought escape from LA was great..not as good as the original, but it's all fun
MeltingManI thought Escape from L.A. was a laughable blast.  I love John Carpenter movies sometimes.
DarkonZeroSo did I.
DarkonZeroBut......it seemed rushed.
MeltingManDepends on my mood...same goes for Sam Raimi, I think.
TheBigNthe soundtrack from escape from LA is one of my favorites
DarkonZeroI liked Bruce Campbell's appearance on "L.A." as the plastic surgeon.
MeltingManI like They Live.  My favorite part is where they fight over wearing the sunglasses.  That whole movie was just a ploy to get the cast wearing cool sunglasses.
TheBigNyeah, i had no idea he was in it until i saw the movie
DarkonZeroMan that was a long ass fight scene.
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DarkonZeroWB.
MeltingManwb, Die.
* DieRaptor grumbles at her ISP.
-> [DeRaptor] PING
-> [DeRaptor] PING
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DarkonZeroI still haven't seen John Carpenter's Vampires.
DarkonZeroI heard it sorta sucks.
MeltingManOh....that one's....John Carpenter-ish.
DarkonZeroNo pun intended.
MeltingManIt does.
MeltingManBut it's got a preist who blows up vampires.
TheBigNi really liked that one!
DarkonZeroI saw Tales from the Crypt Bordello of Blood.....that was awful.
MeltingManStill...I don't know what you'd want from a John Carpenter flick.
TheBigNprobably for the same reason as escape from LA
TheBigNit was just fun, damnit
* DarkonZero feels like watching a Raimi flick.
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MeltingManBordello of Blood makes any J Carpenter flick look like Yentil.  I've never seen Yentil, but it has to be better than Bordello of Blood
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MeltingManUgh.  Netsplit?
DarkonZeroYup.
DarkonZeroNop.e
DarkonZeroD.oh!
MeltingManVampires is 1000 times better than Bordello of Blood...and about 10 times better than From Dusk Till Dawn.
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[TheBigN SOUND]
DarkonZeroHehe..
MeltingManwb, N
TheBigNdamn AOL
DarkonZeroWB.
TheBigNthanks
DarkonZeroTales from the Crypt Demon Knight wasn't bad.
DarkonZeroI actually like that one.
TheBigNi haven't seen that one, but i have the soundtrack
MeltingManI didn't see that one.  I try to avoid anything with "Tales From the Crypt" written on it most of the time.
DarkonZeroI hate the series......but that movie was superb.
MeltingManI never saw that original Tales From the Crypt movie, though.  Is that any good?
DarkonZeroI haven't seen that either.
DarkonZeroThe 79 one?
MeltingManThe one from the 70s, I mean.
MeltingManYeah.
TheBigNme either, although i show the trailer at the theater..it looks good
DarkonZeroI haven't seen it.
DarkonZeroHellraiser.....feh.....it's ok.
MeltingManI think Hellraiser sucks.
DarkonZeroI like some of Barkers stuff.
MeltingManIt's the stupidest damn thing.
TheBigNi didn't like it
DarkonZeroActually I like his books more than the his movies.
DarkonZerothan the?
MeltingManI certainly hope so.
DarkonZeroHey one of those 90's Japanese Godzilla movies was on last night  on AMC.
DarkonZeroGodzilla vs. Mothra.
MeltingManThat's my favorite of the new Godzillas, although it's not as laughable as Godzilla vs. King Ghidora.
DarkonZeroI saw that.....I was rolling on the floor cause of the bad voice acting.
MeltingManDid you see the part where they rip off Terminator?
DarkonZeroThat reminds me.
DarkonZeroYeah....
DarkonZeroVaguely.
MeltingManOr the part where Mr. Speilberg sees a dinosaur and says something like "I'll have to tell this to my son, Steven"
DieRaptoroy
MeltingManheh...it's sooooo bad.
DarkonZeroI gotta watch this 8 min claymation I d/l'ed called "The Red Flag".....I watched it earlier.....man the voice acting was laughable.
TheBigNi love the new gameras though
TheBigNi still need to get a copy of 3
MeltingManI liked the clips of the 3rd...it looks like Gamera meets "Armageddon".  I hope he burns up Bruce Willis...and all those men that were mean to grampa!
TheBigNyeah!!
TheBigNi hope he eats bruce willis..
MeltingManNo....Gamera only eats fire, right?
* DarkonZero wonders what the hell country this guy is trying to do a accent of in this movie.
MeltingMantank you vedy much.
TheBigNi dunno..we don't really know that he couldn't choke a human down though, right?
DieRaptorHe has to eat people!
MeltingManI thought he just burned them and stomped on them while trying to save Kenny, Itchy, and...um...the rest.
DieRaptorOh...well, he could do that too.
TheBigNyeah, really
TheBigNi don't really care HOW he kills bruce willis
TheBigNi just want the happy ending
MeltingManHeheh
TheBigN(i'm easily pleased)
MeltingManBruce Willis will probably die of old age soon.
DieRaptorOr bad movie poisoning.
TheBigNor trampled by a giant japanese turtle
TheBigN(i'm not giving up on my fantasy)
MeltingManYeah...I'm betting it's the turtle.
TheBigNthe old gamera was kinda a pushover.  but the new one'd off bruce if we payed him i t hink
MeltingMan"Geez, I always thought that getting eaten by an octopus was supposed to be peaceful." - Joel in "Bride of the Monster".
* DarkonZero is done watching that claymation movie.......
MeltingManWas it good?
DarkonZeroIt was laughable.
DarkonZeroThe dialogue was awful....it had it's moments.
DarkonZeroThe voice acting......WOO!
* MeltingMan feels like watching a badly dubbed kung-fu movie all of a sudden.
DarkonZeroOne of the female voice actors sounded as if a sneeze was coming on.
MeltingManThe best I have on tape is "Crippled Masters".
DarkonZeroAnd this guy provided a voice with an accent.......like a mixture of Brit, German, and Russian.
DarkonZeroAnd add retard!
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* MeltingMan giggles at DZ's incredibly offensiveness.
DarkonZeroAGH!
DarkonZeroThey were awful...
MeltingManI know learned that "retard" is an accent, thanks to you.  Is "gay" an accent too?
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MeltingManwb, Big
DarkonZeroThey showed no emotion (or was it talent) in their acting.
TheBigNthanks
DarkonZeroYes.....you can make gay an accent.
DarkonZeroMM....you got a gay accent.
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MeltingManBoy, peer is a jerk.
DarkonZeroYup.
DieRaptorA big fat stupid mean jerkwad.
DarkonZeroGEEZ DE....I'M HURT!\
* DarkonZero runs off.
DieRaptor....?
DieRaptorI was talking about peer!
DieRaptorStupid MoronZero.
DarkonZeroOh....
DarkonZeroGEEZ DE....I'M HURT!
DieRaptorheehee. :)
* DarkonZero runs into De.
MeltingManDark-offZero
DarkonZeroThat reminds me when people thought my nick was "Dark on Zero" and they kept calling me DoZ.
MeltingManWhen you've got Dark on your Zero, you've gotta get Tide with Bleach.
DarkonZeroYup...
DarkonZeroTakes me out in a jiff!
MeltingManJiff....it's peanut-better!
DarkonZeroWOOOOOOOO!
DarkonZeroStupid Cinnabon!
DarkonZeroToo much damned sugar!
MeltingManWhat the hell is a Cinnabon anyway....a bon with cinnamin....what the hell is a bon?  I have to know!
DarkonZeroOne of those cinnamon rolls from the mall.
* DieRaptor climbs the wall.
DarkonZeroFrom a place called Cinnabon.
MeltingManDieRaptor does whatever a spider can.
* MeltingMan ponders the fact that DIC has made thousands of terrible cartoons and are still one of the world's foremost producers of awful cartoons.
DarkonZeroIf De can do whatever a spider can......I don't wanna see her shoot webbing.
DarkonZeroCause that ain't natural.
MeltingManI do like the part where the kid looks out the window and says "dick", though at the end.  That's great.
DarkonZeroIt maybe be pronounced "DEEK" but it's run by a bumch of..."DICKS".
DarkonZerobunch even
DarkonZeroBUMCH!
MeltingManBumch...that's when your bum...gets in a...um...bunch?
DarkonZeroIt's Buckwheet speak.
MeltingManHeheh
MeltingManYou mean "Buh-wheet tpeek"
DarkonZeroYeah.
DarkonZeroEet be oh-tay!
MeltingManThat reminds me....I need to check up on the ebay auction.
MeltingManCuz you just said Ebay in pig latin....sort of.
DieRaptorauction?
MeltingManThe props...I haven't gawked at them for a while.
DieRaptoroooh.
* DieRaptor wishes she had more spendin' cash.
MeltingManI had spendin' cash....I spent it on a damn prop.  Now I just need to find my hot glue gun.
* DarkonZero wishes he had cash, period.
DarkonZeroI had cash......I used it......then I have no more cash.
DieRaptorThat'll happen.
DarkonZeroLuckily a job fair is this Saturday.
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MeltingManThe bottom of the Razorback...the "metal" part....is a plastic water bottle end painted silver.
* DeRaptor finds an mp3 of the Lou Reed version of Satellite Of Love
* DarkonZero wonders why it is necessary to have a voice actor do sqwaking for a bird in a movie.
MeltingManThere's finally an official Powerpuff Girls site..
* MeltingMan flips through the channels....and wonders if ANYONE watches reruns of "Coach" in syndication at 2:40 EST
DarkonZeroI used to.
MeltingManYou lie.
DarkonZeroNo.....really.
MeltingManWell...at least you don't anymore.
DarkonZeroNot every night though,
DarkonZeroI actually thought was ok.
DarkonZeroBut that was the sleepiness talkin'.
MeltingManCoach is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
* MeltingMan wonders if anyones ever died during a "live studio audience"
DarkonZero<Guy in audience> AGH! I'm dying......and not of laughter.
DeRaptorI bet it's happened numerous times on Penn and Teller.
MeltingManHeheheh
DeRaptorAnd somebody always chokes on a watermelon seed during Gallagher shows.
MeltingManWhen Redd Foxx died he put his hand over his heart and staggared around like Fred Sanford did...people thought it was funny...until they found out he was dying.
MeltingManDe: Why can't it be Gallagher....
DarkonZero<One of Redd Foxx's friends> Come on Redd.....you can stop kidding now. Redd.....
MeltingManThat was litterally what happened.
MeltingManlitter.
MeltingMan:P
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MeltingManPoor white trash has it rough, boy oh boy!
DeRaptoryepper
MeltingManI can't beleive it's not butter.  A complete sentence, and also a product.  What other products are complete sentences?
DeRaptorHmmm...the Porno for Pyros version of Satellite Of Love is better...
MeltingManThey should make more products like "I can't beleive it's not butter."  Maybe "I'm glad I don't have diarhea anymore" tablets.
MeltingManI'd buy those.
DarkonZeroUgh....
* DeRaptor now has three different versions of that song....plus a wav of Joel and fellas singing it.
DeRaptorheheheh
MeltingManOr "Wow, I don't itch anymore." skin cream.
DarkonZeroOr "I can't believe it stopped the bleeding!" bandages.
DeRaptorheehee
DeRaptorOr, "I can't believe it's food!"...line of food products...
MeltingManGood one...yeah...the posibilities are limitless.
MeltingManFamily Guy could be "I can't beleive it's not The Simpsons".
DeRaptorhehehee
DarkonZeroLike "Boy, I'm glad the warts won't be coming back anytime soon since I put this stuff on them!" wart remover.
DeRaptorAnd a similar principle could be applied to Fast Food Films...
MeltingManHeheheh
MeltingManFast Food Films is pretty raunchy sometimes.  They pic some films that border on soft-core porn on occasion.
DeRaptoryeesh.
MeltingManSpeaking of Ripoffs...they've got a movie at my local blockbuster called Jaws of Death with a big shark on the front and "Jaws" written in all capital letters...hmmm.
DeRaptorheheheh...geesh!
MeltingManI need to rent it sometime.
MeltingManOf course...it might be Devilfish...there were so many damn alternate titles for that film.
MeltingManHey....according to imdb the director was named "Richard Martin"....do you suppose he lives la vida loca?
MeltingManhey!  He also directed Air Bud 2!
DeRaptor!
DeRaptorEVIL!
MeltingManHeheheh
* MeltingMan hopes we get to see Air Bud play tennis...hockey...pool....the fun doesn't stop with Air Bud!
DeRaptorCan he bowl?
MeltingManHeh....that would hurt.
DeRaptorCan he operate heavy machinery while under the influence of alcohol and flu medication?
MeltingManYes...but not very well.
DeRaptorCan he do it anyway? And can he do it not very well? Please?
MeltingManand that should be "and/or" flu medication, I think.  Bud thinks that has to mean both.
DeRaptorI think he should do it with both...
MeltingManJaws of Death was made in ...... CANADA!  AAAGGGHHH!!!
DeRaptorD'OH!
MeltingManMost Canadians at least have the decency to get out of Canada.
DeRaptorHeheh...
* DeRaptor wonders if she'll have to get INTO Canada if the religious right take over...
MeltingManHmmm
DeRaptorwould be scary
MeltingManThis guy in this Maury Povich commercial looks like the zombie that got decapitated by the helicopter blades in Dawn of the Dead.
DeRaptoreep
MeltingManOh...that reminds me...
DeRaptord'oh!
* DeRaptor dies.
DeRaptorOhhhh, so THAT'S what it's supposed to look like!
MeltingManHeh...hmmm.  I wish MST had done more zombie movies.
* DeRaptor pokes the Melt and the Dark.
DeRaptorI wish they'd done more movies, period.
MeltingManyeah....sigh.
DeRaptorGamera should stomp on...people...yeah.
MeltingManCN's got a PPG's game that's actually kind of fun, now.  It's the best one they've come up with since Brak's Bean Chomp.
DeRaptorheheh. keen.
* DeRaptor wishes Bonni-bashing hadn't gotten so old, so fast...
DeRaptorThere must be some other way to..um...avenge and stuff.
MeltingManHeh...hmm.  
* DeRaptor yawns.
DeRaptorOh well...
MeltingManHeheh....Bob Dole endorsed Bugs Bunny for president on CN.
MeltingManHe's the first rabbit on Mars, you know.
DeRaptorheehee
MeltingMan<Bob Dole> With my new viagra, I'm just like a rabbit...(Maybe I shouldn't go there)
DeRaptorBrak should be president...the first lady would be a can of beans!
DeRaptor!!!!
MeltingManThey have a Brak for president commercial, too.  It's a parody of the "We Like Ike" Eisenhower ads from the 50s.
MeltingMan<Brak> A vote for Brak is a vote for me.
MeltingManOr had you seen them...and he says "my first lady will be a can of beans"...I couldn't understand him.
* MeltingMan needs to get that commercial on tape...he never has a tape in the VCR at the right time.
MeltingManSG updated his reviews...Zorak didn't like Stuart Little.
DeRaptor!!!
DeRaptorHe DID say that?
DeRaptorI thought I made it up...
DeRaptorGee, Zorak didn't like a movie with a cute little CG mouse...who DIDN'T see that coming?
MeltingManHeheh
* MeltingMan chuckles at today's letter to the PowerPuff Girls at CN.com
* MeltingMan wonders if DZ's alive.
DeRaptorwhat's it say?
* DeRaptor pokes DZ with a ....um...magic stick...yeah.
* DarkonZero dies....
DeRaptord'oh!
MeltingManIt's just really long....it goes on and on about how great the powerpuff girls show is.  Bubbles answers it with a long letter about how much she likes the name "LeLu"...the name of the author.
DeRaptorheheheh
MeltingMan<Bubbles> Or, if you go say your name really slowly it sounds like birds singing at each other. I like birds they make very pretty songs and they can fly, just like me!
DeRaptorBubbles and Brak were meant for each other.
* MeltingMan ponders what the children would look like...
MeltingManI shouldn't go there.
DeRaptor.....yeah....
* DarkonZero would but he's dead.
DeRaptor"Oh yeah, I like Bubbles" --Crow
DeRaptorOnly...I think he meant the soapy spherical things...
MeltingManHeh...yeah, I think so.
* DeRaptor goes to the Powerpuff site and tries to overcome her natural aversion to pink hearts...
MeltingManHeheh....I've learned to like them when a scene with pink hearts is followed by a scene of a giant monster exploding.
DeRaptorheehee
DeRaptorlove_makes_the_world_go_round-lo.wav
DeRaptorwoops
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MeltingManHeh
* MeltingMan should have made the name for that wav shorter.
DeRaptoryep.
* DeRaptor thinks this song is so evil it's good.
MeltingManAnother thing I love about that show is they end it with that Hanna Barbarra "swirling star" that's quite scary.  I have fond memories watching awful 'toons like Pac-Man and Smurfs and seeing them followed by that star.
MeltingManI'm glad they resurrected it.
DeRaptorheheheh
DeRaptor...I remember that star too...yike
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Raven-Xhello everyone
MeltingManHeya Raven.
Raven-Xumm I got this werid request, do you know where I can find a picture of a banana or a Cucumber, just the picture of the produce alone, nothing else
DeRaptor.......oh dear.
* DarkonZero thinks about that request.........
* DeRaptor dares Melty to wear a pink PPG shirt in public.
MeltingManHeheheh
* DarkonZero has no comment.....
Raven-XI want to put it on a Message board
MeltingManAlso, since PPGs was created by a guy, it confirms that I'm not the only male who watched Rainbow Brite.
Raven-XRainbow Brite/
Raven-X?
MeltingManAnother awful toon.  You're too young to remember it.  From the 80s.
* DeRaptor snickers.
* DeRaptor just barely remembers it.
DeRaptorI had a Rainbow Brite doll when I was a kid. And her horse.
DeRaptorI hear they're real valuable nowadays....
DeRaptorWhich makes me wish I still had 'em.
DeRaptorFor the bucks.
MeltingManHeheh...
Raven-Xoh man this is disturbing, I typed in "Pictures of cucumbers" and one of the links is titled Sailor Neptune
MeltingManYou wouldn't go around displaying them.
* DarkonZero remembers that toon all to well....he would like to give his sarcastic thanks to MM for ever reminding DZ about it.
MeltingManRX, do NOT click on it....it's probably a porn site.
Raven-Xproably, thats just plain sick
DeRaptordon't encourage him, Melty.
MeltingManHeh...ewww
Raven-Xheh it would be hillarious if I posted that on the message board
* DeRaptor suddenly realizes she still remembers Rainbow Bright's horse's name...and is scared of herself.
Raven-Xbut I will try a less obscene approach
* MeltingMan laughs at this bizarre carpet commercial they're showing....Big Bob! Bob looks like he weighs 400 pounds...and they have this pan up his body....
* DarkonZero would like to say good night to all of ya......
DarkonZeroGood night.
DarkonZeroSay goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
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