#Deep13_1000127.log

Session Start: Thu Jan 27 03:54:48 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'Sex, Drugs, and Rocky Road. The True Life of Oscar C. Baskin-Robbins.'
*** Set by Cal-Crowe on Wed Jan 26 21:29:14
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Session Start: Thu Jan 27 17:45:07 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'Sex, Drugs, and Rocky Road. The True Life of Oscar C. Baskin-Robbins.'
*** Set by Cal-Crowe on Wed Jan 26 21:29:14
DarkonZeroWOO!
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Cal-CroweHowdy!
Cal-CroweDZ! SENT!
DarkonZeroHey Cal.
DarkonZeroWell.....I no longer have a job......
DarkonZeroI was fired.
DarkonZeroAs of today.
Cal-CroweYou shouldn't have kicked your boss in the face...
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DarkonZeroI know....
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DarkonZeroSEXY ZOOMER!
DarkonZeroHE SHALL DIE!
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DarkonZeroOh.....hello again.
Cal-CroweDo you think my tractor's sexy, sexyguy?
Cal-Crowesexyguy is hihesq@ppp-ny-04-65.algx.net * Nicole
Cal-Crowesexyguy on #beginner
DarkonZeroNicole?
DarkonZeroA guy?
DarkonZeroHUH?
sexyguywuz up my people?
Cal-CroweNicole....
Cal-CroweWe are NOT your people!
Cal-CroweI am me own person.
sexyguyk
DarkonZeroWe are ourselves.
* DarkonZero continues watching "Dawn Of The Dead"......
DarkonZeroIt's a good movie.
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Cal-CroweI'm watching Around The World In 80 Days...the 1956 version
Cal-CroweI'm surprised that it's not on DVD yet...
DarkonZeroIt might be....
Cal-CroweI looked on the IMDB and it had no DVD listing...
Cal-CroweIt's really cool...
DarkonZeroMan....I thought "Dawn Of The Dead" would suck........but it's really cool.
Cal-CroweIt won the 1956 Best Picture Oscar
Cal-Croweplus 5 others
DarkonZeroI was thinking of buying "Idle Hand"....then thought about it......then almost shot myself.
Cal-CroweIdle Hands?
DarkonZeroYeah..
Cal-CroweAre you on crack?
DarkonZeroI might be.
Cal-CroweIf it was made 10 years ago, it would have been on MST3K
DarkonZeroThat is true....
DarkonZeroI was gonna buy a Godzilla 5 pack for $10.......but opted for Dawn Of The Dead.
Cal-CroweATW In 80 Days has a neat prologue with the 1902 version of A Trip To The Moon
Cal-Crowe..and a clip of this guy saying that we haven't been to the moon yet..
DarkonZeroHehe....
Cal-CroweWow...it's only on video
Cal-CroweIt hasn't been on laserdisc or DVD
Cal-CroweAnd it won the Best Picture oscar!
* DarkonZero laughs at this scene in "Dawn Of The Dead" where they got a shot of this guy just saying "Holy shit...."
Cal-Crowehe
DarkonZeroIt struck me as being funny.
DarkonZeroDamn this movie is good.
Cal-CroweI'm not really into that gorefest movie stuff.
DarkonZeroEven the weird synth 80's music.
Cal-CroweI got a tender tummy
DarkonZeroAwww....
* DarkonZero hands Cal a big bottle of Pepto-Bismol.
Cal-CroweDang...
DarkonZeroA zombie got a pie in the face.
Cal-CroweThis movie is so old, it has the old Warner Bros. logo with the weird looking "W"
DarkonZeroThis movie isn't that gory.
DarkonZeroWArner Bros always had that weird "W".
Cal-CroweIt was just a w
Cal-CroweIt looks nothing like the shield one
DarkonZeroOh....
* DarkonZero watches as a zombie gets a machete to the head.
Cal-CroweI got a pic coming...
Cal-CroweIt looks weird
Cal-CroweIt's really "70"ish
DarkonZeroAren't they always?
DarkonZeroOk...the movie just gory.
DarkonZeroOk...the movie just got gory.
DarkonZeroThough it's still a really good movie.
Cal-CroweOK, want the weird logo?
DarkonZeroSure
Cal-CroweIt looks like an upside-down Adidas logo
DarkonZeroOh...that logo.
DarkonZeroYeah that was a old one.
DarkonZeroSorry to say this....I gotta go.....
DarkonZeroI'll see ya later.
Cal-Crowebye
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DarkonZeroSay goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
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Session Close: Thu Jan 27 18:32:20 2000
Session Start: Thu Jan 27 19:16:53 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'Sex, Drugs, and Rocky Road. The True Life of Oscar C. Baskin-Robbins.'
*** Set by Cal-Crowe on Wed Jan 26 21:29:14
DarkonZeroHey.....
DarkonZeroHello.....
DarkonZeroHideeho.....
Cal-CroweDZ!
DarkonZeroCC!
Cal-Crowe?
DarkonZeroWhat?
Cal-CroweHe wants to clean my trojan?
DarkonZero.......
DarkonZeroWho?
Sentroid91fmt
Sentroid91He zoomed the room for some silly hacker script
DarkonZeroHuh?
DarkonZeroOh....
Sentroid91*fmt* sorry, just testing something :)
Cal-Crowe[fmt FINGER reply]: /join #nohack (a) Idle 20 seconds
Sentroid91<Sentroid91> A hacker script?
Sentroid91<fmt> no
Sentroid91<Sentroid91> oh. that's good.
Sentroid91<Sentroid91> Because if you were trying to hack into our room, i'd probably have to hurt you.
Sentroid91<fmt> um..
Sentroid91<fmt> ok
Sentroid91<fmt> I didnt even know anyone was it it.. just a random thought channel...
DarkonZeroHey Sent...sorry about last night.....my brother happened to pester me away.
Sentroid91<Sentroid91> ?
Sentroid91<Sentroid91> Someone was it it?
Sentroid91<fmt> you
Sentroid91<Sentroid91> I was it it?
Sentroid91<fmt> #theDeep
Sentroid91<Sentroid91> #Deep13
Sentroid91<fmt> hm..
Sentroid91<Sentroid91> But what does that have to do with me being it it?
Cal-Crowe-> *fmt* If you try to "test" something on my again, I'll K-line you.
Sentroid91Oh. I thought I lost you
Sentroid91<fmt> nothing..
Sentroid91<fmt> nevermind
Sentroid91<Sentroid91> I'm confused
Sentroid91<fmt> im not trying to "hack you"
Sentroid91<fmt> so am i :)
Sentroid91<Sentroid91> Yes. I know that part
Sentroid91<Sentroid91> but you lost me when you said <fmt> I didnt even know anyone was it it.. just a random thought channel...
Sentroid91<fmt> I was testing a script, there is a guy in your channel named Cal-Crowe who has an identd a@* which is a sign of DMSETUP trojan, I am bored and wanted to see if he had it so I might be able to clean it
Sentroid91<fmt> make sense now? :)
Cal-Crowe<fmt> Im not trying to test something on you!
Sentroid91<Sentroi
Sentroid91d91> Not really.
Sentroid91<fmt> nevermind then :)
Sentroid91<fmt> sorry to disturb you
Sentroid91<Sentroid91> uhm. ok
DarkonZeroHehehe....
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fmtok
fmtlet me try and explain..
DarkonZeroFAR MIGHTY THINKER!
fmt*sigh*
DarkonZero:)
fmtanyone ever joined a channel and had a file sent to them?
fmtautomatically?
DarkonZeroNope....
DarkonZeroSent....Cal?
fmtfigures..
fmtno
Sentroid91<Sherriff> Well go don't do what you're not doing someplace else.
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Cal-CroweHehehe
DarkonZeroI bet ha came in here in hopes of it being a hacker place.
DarkonZeroha?
DarkonZerohe...
Sentroid91HA!
* Sentroid91 goes back to watching #1013 Raw
DarkonZero#Deep13......Yup......we're hackers.
DarkonZero#Deep13......we're hackers. D'oh!
Cal-CroweWe're hax0rs
Sentroid91heh. Mike opened a page in the S.o.L manual that says YO!
Cal-CroweFRANK!
DarkonZero#Deep13 We're haX0rs. D'oh!
DarkonZeroSent....make that the topic.
* Sound request: can't find 'franko.wav'
[Sentroid91 SOUND]
*** Sentroid91 changes topic to '#Deep13 We're haX0rs. D'oh! <DarkonZero> Sent....make that the topic.'
DarkonZeroOk.......nice and thurough.
Cal-Croweignoring fmt is fun
Sentroid91They should rename this MST thing to Jim Mallon's Dirty Home Videos.
DarkonZeroKnowing how wannbes are...they'll be coming sometime.
Cal-CroweWhat is the 1013 raw tape like?
Sentroid91I just said it
Sentroid91Jim Mallon's Dirty Home Videos
* Cal-Crowe is away installing his MIDI keyboard
Sentroid91They show each host segment the way they were when it aired, and then afterwards they go to Jim who goes around with a video camera taping basically everything around Best Brains.
Sentroid91They showed Kevin getting into the Bobo costume awhile ago. It was pretty interesting
Sentroid91soo....
Sentroid91anyone want to know about my day?
Sentroid91heh. neat. They're showing a part of Diabolik and you can see Kevin and Bill with the black Crow and Servo puppets
Cal-CroweHow do you install a MIDI keyboard in Windows?
* Sentroid91 shrugs
Cal-CroweDangit...I got it plugged in, but Windows won't let my add a new instrument!
* Cal-Crowe kicks his comutper
Sentroid91Who the hell is this little kid they keep showing? And what does he do at BBI?
Cal-CroweDAMMIT!
Sentroid91Is Beez a Pyromaniac or something?
Sentroid91uhm
Sentroid91Why won't anyone talk to me?
* Sentroid91 whimpers
Sentroid91Anyone?
DarkonZeroAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
DarkonZeroI was talking to my Dad.
DarkonZerohe lives in PA now.
DarkonZeroAnd I might be moving to PA.
Sentroid91neato
DarkonZeroTo a small town outside of Harrisburg.
* DarkonZero finishes watching "Dawn Of The Dead".
DarkonZeroIt's a really good movie.
Sentroid91Beware. Cam might be coming
DarkonZeroHehe....
Sentroid91Then again, maybe not.
DarkonZeroCam can suck on a wet noodle.
* DarkonZero laughs at the weird ass music at the end of the movie.
Sentroid91heh
Sentroid91Eerie Chineese music?
DarkonZeroNot really....
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*** Mr_Egg is now known as Sentroid91
Sentroid91<Sentroid91> anyone want to know about my day?
Sentroid91<Sentroid91> heh. neat. They're showing a part of Diabolik and you can see Kevin and Bill with the black Crow and Servo puppets
Sentroid91<Cal-Crowe> How do you install a MIDI keyboard in Windows?
Sentroid91* Sentroid91 shrugs
Sentroid91<Cal-Crowe> Dangit...I got it plugged in, but Windows won't let my add a new instrument!
Sentroid91* Cal-Crowe kicks his comutper
Sentroid91<Sentroid91> Who the hell is this little kid they keep showing? And what does he do at BBI?
DarkonZeroIt's more like happy italian music.
Sentroid91<Cal-Crowe> DAMMIT!
Sentroid91<Sentroid91> Is Be
Sentroid91ez a Pyromaniac or something?
Sentroid91<Sentroid91> uhm
Sentroid91<Sentroid91> Why won't anyone talk to me?
Sentroid91* Sentroid91 whimpers
Sentroid91<Sentroid91> Anyone?
Cal-Croweuh
Cal-CroweI'll BRB need to restart
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Sentroid91Well, is she?
Sentroid91<Sentroid91> anyone want to know about my day?
DarkonZeroSent....you ok?
Sentroid91No. I'm on crack.
DarkonZeroCool....so am I!
Sentroid91Just ask me how my day was. I dare ya.
DarkonZeroCal said I was after I said I might buy "Idle Hands".
DarkonZeroHow was my day? Well my day was ok....I got fired.
DarkonZeroNow.....how was yours?
DarkonZeroHOW WAS YOUR DAY!?!?
DarkonZeroHUH!?!?!
DarkonZeroHello?
DarkonZeroHello?
DarkonZeroHello?
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*** Topic is '#Deep13 We're haX0rs. D'oh! <DarkonZero> Sent....make that the topic.'
*** Set by Sentroid91 on Thu Jan 27 18:52:33
DarkonZeroYOU ABANDONED ME!
Sentroid91'Y.... oh wait.. n/m
Sentroid91*** DarkonZero (DarkonZero@user3074.lv.sprint-hsd.net) Quit (Durham-R.NC.US.StarLink.Org WichitaFalls.TX.US.StarLink.Org)
Sentroid91NetSplit?
DarkonZeroyup....
DarkonZero<Sentroid91> Just ask me how my day was. I dare ya.
DarkonZero<DarkonZero> Cal said I was after I said I might buy "Idle Hands".
DarkonZero<DarkonZero> How was my day? Well my day was ok....I got fired.
DarkonZero<DarkonZero> Now.....how was yours?
DarkonZero<DarkonZero> HOW WAS YOUR DAY!?!?
DarkonZero<DarkonZero> HUH!?!?!
DarkonZero<DarkonZero> Hello?
DarkonZero<DarkonZero> Hello?
Sentroid91I wish it had thrown Mars off. I could make this room #Deep13 again
Sentroid91<DarkonZero> How was my day? Well my day was ok....I got fired.
Sentroid91<Sentroid91> Welcome to the club
Sentroid91<Sentroid91> My day was fine. I walked in the freezing cold to UPS so I can pick up my stuff that BBI sent me
Sentroid91<DarkonZero> Now.....how was yours?
Sentroid91<Sentroid91> My day was fine. I walked in the freezing cold to UPS so I can pick up my stuff that BBI sent me
Sentroid91<Sentroid91> Aww
Sentroid91<Sentroid91> It said Thank You MSTies at the end
Sentroid91<Sentroid91> Maybe i'll watch Poopie 2 now
Sentroid91<Sentroid91> d'oh
Sentroid91<DarkonZero> YOU ABANDO
DarkonZeroWell.....
Sentroid91So....
* DarkonZero kicks himself.
Sentroid91Wanna try playing Half-Life again?
DarkonZeroSure....
DarkonZeroMy puter should work ok....
Sentroid91ok. i'll go make the room. It'll be DEEP 13 just like last night
DarkonZerook.
DarkonZeroMake a password.
DarkonZeroso only both of us can play.
DarkonZeroonly us.
DarkonZeroUnless....
DarkonZeroyou want others to join in.
Sentroid91whatever you want
DarkonZeroWe'll letother in....though it causes lag.
Sentroid91usually it's fun to play with more people
Sentroid91ok
Sentroid91going now...
DarkonZeroWe'll let others in.
DarkonZeroOk...
DarkonZeroGo...
DarkonZeroNow...
DarkonZeroSHOO!
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Session Close: Thu Jan 27 20:05:34 2000
Session Start: Thu Jan 27 20:26:14 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
DarkonZeroDAMMIT!
BobIshmaelWell, I was hoping for a larger audience, but...
Sentroid91wb, DZ
DarkonZeroWho cares about you Bob!?!?
BobIshmaelSpeak of the... Guy we weren't speaking of.
BobIshmaelI don't know!?!?!
DarkonZeroSent.....what happened?
Sentroid91Speak of the... hey, aren't you supposed to be in Half-Life with me?
DarkonZeroI can't find your damned server!
DarkonZeroAnd what is this talk about me?
DarkonZeroHUH!?!?!
BobIshmaelSent called you stupid.
DarkonZeroOh....
DarkonZeroTypical.
BobIshmaelI told him not to. It was rude.
BobIshmaelTell me about it.
DarkonZeroBob...you should encourage it.
DarkonZeroI was fired.
BobIshmaelHe's always "DZ's a moron" this and "I hate DZ" that.
Sentroid91Uh...   Yeah. I called you stupid, DZ. What are you gonna do about it?
BobIshmaelI knew.
DarkonZeroNothing.
DarkonZeroSent....I would frag your ass in the game.....but that's if you knew how to start a server. :)
BobIshmaelDZ, I know what will... uh... Keep you occupied! Reading one of the following books:
Sentroid91uh. I do know how to start a server.
BobIshmaelThe Art of War, The Essense of Ninjitsu, Snowboarding, Rogue Asteroids and Doomsday Comets!
DarkonZeroSent.....you don't catch sarcasm well, do ya?
BobIshmaelOr if you're not the reading type, I have a video on snare drumming.
Sentroid91I was the ninja in Metal Gear Solid: VR Missions
BobIshmaelGod bless the f***king library.
* BobIshmael salutes the library for keeping him occupied.
DarkonZeroI'd rather watch "Dawn Of The Dead"....it's a great movie!
BobIshmaelIf by "great" you mean, "a waste of Bob's time". Then, yes.
BobIshmaelOf course I didn't see it.
DarkonZeroyou could say that.....but I won't.
BobIshmaelBut, chances are, if you like it, it sucks hosewater.
BobIshmaelSame goes for Sent.
DarkonZeroWhatever.
BobIshmaelFer sher.
* DarkonZero smacks Bob up and down the long, long hallway.
DarkonZeroQUIET YOU!
DarkonZeroBITE ME!
* BobIshmael reads The Essence of Ninjitsu and kills DZ without making a sound.
* BobIshmael quickly sits on the couch.
* BobIshmael looks at DZ.
DarkonZeroI'm still here......you must not be that good.
BobIshmaelOMIGAWD! DZ'S SORT OF DEAD!
BobIshmaelOMIGAWD! WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY IS ON... Err, the original, that is.
* DarkonZero wonders if Bob hags around people from "The Valley".
DarkonZeroYes...hags.
DarkonZeroSent.......maybe later we'll join a TFC game.....
Sentroid91hmm.
Sentroid91ok
DarkonZeroI'm always a Engineer.
Sentroid91I'm always everyone
Sentroid91I like the Medic, cause you can poison the enemies.
DarkonZeroLast night when I played......I did a dispenser kil.
DarkonZerokill even.
DarkonZeroI snuck into the enemy fort and built a dispenser......and when they used it...I quickly detonated it.
BobIshmaelOooookay. I'll be leaving because there are few things that I find more annoying than... oh, say, omega. And people talking about computer games is one of them.
BobIshmaelToodles.
DarkonZeroGood....
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DarkonZeroBye.
Sentroid91speaking of omega
Sentroid91I tell you I started a project on jestr?
DarkonZeroNo....
DarkonZeroUntil now
Sentroid91I'll try to get it up on the site when I can
DarkonZeroOk.
DarkonZeroYou wanna know why Bob left?
DarkonZeroHe was originally part of a clan.....
Sentroid91Because he thinks his shit doesn't stink compared to us?
DarkonZeroAnd he's ashamed of it.
Sentroid91clan?
DarkonZeroNet clan.
Sentroid91Bob was part of the KKK?
Sentroid91oh
DarkonZeroThey never even played a game.
Sentroid91BTW: Don't be afraid if in the next few minutes someone we don't know comes in
DarkonZeroOh well.....
DarkonZeroOk.
Sentroid91There's some new guy i'm talking to on Yahoo Pager. He signed up for MSTapes and he seems pretty interested
DarkonZeroAh....
Sentroid91I told him to get mIRC, so i'm helping him with that now
DarkonZeroWhen he comes in....harrass him?
Sentroid91hehe, yeah.
DarkonZeroOk...will do.
Sentroid91Actually i'm glad Bob left.
DarkonZeroBob is ok sometimes.......he just has this attitude that never goes over well with anyone.
DarkonZeroif Bob comes back.......just start talking games.
DarkonZerothen he'll leave.
DarkonZeroAnd that's a good thing.
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DarkonZeroHello.
Sentroid91'lo
DarkonZeroHmmmm....
DarkonZeroShe died.
Sentroid91Bruce killed her
* DeRaptor pfehs.
DarkonZeroComing from the perpendicular universe too many times kiled her.
* DeRaptor "kiles" Darkon.
DarkonZeroI knew you would.
* DeRaptor grins.
Sentroid91She jumped through the perpendicular universe and accidently fell into the dimension with the Head Crabs.
DarkonZeroHmmmm......another one showing attitde towards me today.
DarkonZeroattitude even.
DarkonZeroWell.....I am truly hated.
DarkonZeroAnd I don't know why.
DarkonZeroI forgot I gotta start looking for a new job.
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Sentroid91There you are
CrooooooooSebtroid
Croooooooook, I got it
DarkonZeroHmmmm....
DarkonZeroSebt....
CrooooooooSen....
Croooooooook
DarkonZeroWell.....this is the moment I start harassing you.
Crooooooooso, when are you doingMSTape thing again?
Sentroid91Mostly on Fridays
Croooooooolet the harassment begin
Crooooooooare you doing it tomorrow?
Sentroid91I don't have any planned, so odds are the next ep is on Feburary 12th and will be Scream 1 & 2
DarkonZeroSorry...I can't now....I'm looking for a new job.
Croooooooothat's cool.. Neve is hot
Crooooooooso, where is everyone from? Me, NJ
Sentroid91REALLY?!
Sentroid91You mean i'm not alone anymore?!
Crooooooooyou are not alone
Sentroid91Cool. Two NJ MSTies
* DeRaptor looks up and sqawks.
DeRaptorsquawks rather.
Sentroid91Three if you count Crowbie. But she died, or something.
Croooooooowhat part of Jerz you from?
DeRaptorSo, are you that caveman kid on PBS?
DeRaptorOh, Crowbie's on ICQ...
Sentroid91Woodbridge
DeRaptorNot that I talk to her anymore...
DeRaptor...or anything.
Sentroid91Didn't she marry someone from #BTL?
CrooooooooI'm in Egg Harbor Twp.
Sentroid91oh.
Sentroid91Issat South Jersey?
Crooooooooyeah, I grew up in Atlantic city
Crooooooooit's like 10 mins from A.C.
Sentroid91ah
Sentroid91That's pretty funny too, since DZ lives in Vegas
Sentroid91not that it means anything
Croooooooomy best friend lives in vegas
Crooooooooso, you never saw a KTMA ep?
Sentroid91nope
* DeRaptor has K11...
Croooooooothe begining freaked me out
Sentroid91I saw The Crawling Hand, though. In fact I have it
CrooooooooI have k5 k13 k14 k16 k17
CrooooooooKTMA is mad lo-fi
Crooooooooi have to update http://mst3klist.cjb.net
Sentroid91So. You're a cjb-monger too?
Croooooooonow I'm only waiting for 6 more KTMA eps
Crooooooooyup
Sentroid91I've gone mad with those cjb's
Sentroid91http://mstiegate.cjb.net
Croooooooohttp://anrecs.cjb.net is my main page
Sentroid91http://mstapes.cjb.net
CrooooooooI have to go now
Sentroid91oh, ok
Croooooooogot to anrecs and sign my g book
Crooooooooi just started that page
Croooooooolater all
Croooooooowe should MST a t.v. show tomorrow
Sentroid91hmm
Croooooooooh yeah timezones
Croooooooodo you ever caption this?
Crooooooooon scifi.com?
Sentroid91I don't see why not. HomeGame won't bother us
Sentroid91Once in a blue moon
Crooooooooi'm outerspaceguy and anrecs on that
Croooooooook night all, I'll mail the list tomorrow and see what's going down with you guys
Croooooooolater
Sentroid91k, c-ya
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Sentroid91nice fellow
DarkonZeroYup....
DarkonZeroAnd I didn't harass him one bit.....DAMN!
DarkonZeroI've become a softie.
Sentroid91well, he's an MSTie, so we really can't do anything to him
DarkonZeroYeah.....
Sentroid91Unless he's already an idiot
DarkonZeroYeah.....
DeRaptorSo...there's a MSTie code of honor now?
DeRaptorsayyyyyyyy
Sentroid91but he doesn't seem to be
Sentroid91hmm, MSTie code of honor? I should add that to the MAI site i'm making
* DarkonZero wonders if he should take this job from Nintendo......
DarkonZeroHmmmm....
DarkonZeromoving on...
DarkonZeroWell.....
DarkonZeroWe do have ethics...right?
DeRaptorEthics? Who's got ethics?
DarkonZeroI know we got ethnics.....but what about ethics?
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[Sentroid91 SOUND]
DarkonZeroOf course...me being part of a ethnic group.
Sentroid91heh. That Loc....... Or is that the Blue Raja?
DarkonZeroBut do I have ethics?
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DarkonZeroTHE HELL!?!/
DarkonZeroDAMN MR.T!
Sentroid91Mr. Tea
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[Sentroid91 SOUND]
Sentroid91Loc should change his name to Mr. Tea
DarkonZero...and crumpets.
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[Sentroid91 SOUND]
Sentroid91you do have this sound, right DZ?
DarkonZeroNo....
Sentroid91oh
* DarkonZero went to Barnes & Noble....saw that this Dinotopia book was a boardgame.....and played it.
DarkonZeroTHE HELL!?!?
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DarkonZeroIt's freaky.
[Sentroid91 SOUND]
DeRaptorHeyyy, gimme!
DarkonZeroLoc shall be the new freak....sorry De...you'll have to step down.
* DeRaptor grrrrrrrrrrrrs
Sentroid91He's not gonna like this. Nobody tell him I gave you this sound, ok?
DarkonZeroSorry De....
DarkonZeroOk.
* DeRaptor starts acting like...the idiot, or...the moron...or whatever Darkon thinks he is.
DarkonZeroI'm a moron.
* DeRaptor starts acting like a moron.
DarkonZeroAnd I don't need to act!
* DeRaptor prances around in spandex.
DarkonZeroI AM A MORON!
* DeRaptor sticks her tongue out at Darkon, and licks a frozen sign pole.
DarkonZeroI never done that......De, you're stupid.
* Sentroid91 turns DeRaptor into the bridge licking kid from Ned's Newt
* DeRaptor tries to get her tongue off the sign pole.
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[Sentroid91 SOUND]
* DeRaptor turns her sound off, screaming.
* DeRaptor starts rotfling.
* DeRaptor eats thumbtacks.
DeRaptorow! ow! ow!
Sentroid91I still say he should change his name to Mr. Tea
Sentroid91Or Eaves
Sentroid91Or Mr. Tea Eaves
DeRaptorEarl Grey.
Sentroid91Who's he?
Sentroid91Does he have a passport?
DarkonZeroWasn't Earl Grey a boxer?
Sentroid911,9[S9-MS]9,1 -End of Days - Rob Zombie -- Superbeast (Remix)- 1,9 5.02 mb
[Sentroid91:#Deep13 S9-MS] - End of Days - Rob Zombie -- Superbeast (Remix).mp3 - [5.02 mb
* DarkonZero ponders puking.
DarkonZeroHmmmm....
* Sentroid91 feels like playing Twisted Metal 4 now, but won't cause he'd have to hook up his PSX.
[SOUND]
Sentroid91BTW: I tell you I rented GTA2 last week, DZ?
DarkonZeroNo....
Sentroid91Man that game is insane
DarkonZeroShould I know that?
Sentroid91I dunno. Weren't you the person who said it was a good game?
DarkonZeroNo.
DarkonZeroI never played it.
Sentroid91oh? Then why the hell did I rent it?
DarkonZeroI dunno.
DarkonZeroYou felt like virtually jacking cars.
* Sentroid91 kills DZ for making him rent GTA2
DarkonZeroI didn't do it!
Sentroid91more like jacking tanks and squishing cop cars
* /sound: no such file 'augh.wav'
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* DarkonZero hands De some morphine.
DarkonZeroDe...use that.
* DeRaptor eats the hypodermic needle.
DeRaptorOw...ow...ow...
DarkonZeroGood.....good.
*** BobIshmael is on IRC
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BobIshmaelDone yet?
DeRaptorheeeeyyy Bobbo.
DarkonZeroMan...I shoulda bought that Godzilla movie 5 pack.
* DeRaptor looks at Bobbo.
DeRaptorWhat do you think?
BobIshmaelheeeeyyy Deedily.
BobIshmaelOh, no. Not you.
* BobIshmael glares.
BobIshmaelThem.
DarkonZeroNow...Sent....talking about games.....
DarkonZeroYou play that new one yet?
BobIshmaelYes. Let's talk about an incredibly lame topic that grown men shouldn't be talking about. It'll be fun!
BobIshmaelWhee!
* BobIshmael prances around singing the joys of computer games.
DarkonZeroWhat's wrong with games?
DarkonZeroGames are fun.
BobIshmaelPain is fun.
DarkonZeroI know.
Sentroid91You were right, DZ.
BobIshmaelGames are not pain. And, therefore, not fun.
* DeRaptor drops a large tetris block on Bob and runs.
BobIshmaelWHEEEEEEEE!
Sentroid91Bob? DZ told me that you're part of the KKK.
DarkonZeroHAHAHA!
BobIshmaelYeah. That's because DZ's stupid.
BobIshmaelOf course, that's my answer to everything.
DarkonZeroThanks Bob.
DeRaptorI thought he was 300 lbs. and black....and in the KKK....
BobIshmaelThe Art of War is the greatest book of existence.
BobIshmaelSun Tzu is my new role model.
DarkonZeroBob's been to the library.....
Sentroid91<DarkonZero> He was originally part of a clan.....
* DeRaptor yanks on her tongue.
Sentroid91 <Sentroid91> Bob was part of the KKK?
BobIshmaelOh, yes. That.
Sentroid91<DarkonZero> Yes.
BobIshmaelSearch for "BobIshmael" or "Bob Ishmael" at go2net.com
BobIshmaelThere'll be a "ROP" page. Go there.
* BobIshmael resumes reading The Art of Wa-
DeRaptorI ain't seein' it.
* DeRaptor closes netscrape.
BobIshmaelSay, is there a WLitA marathon on CC or something?
DarkonZeroYeah.
DarkonZeroI'm watching the ABC ones.
BobIshmaelCC, I said. Pay a'freaking'ttention.
DarkonZeroSo....I'm watching the ABC ones.
DarkonZerothey're on now.
Sentroid91Uh, there kinda was one on January 2nd.
BobIshmaelThe original BBC ones are better.
BobIshmaelhttp://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Grid/2740/rop2.htm
BobIshmaelThere.
Sentroid91Because of Michael McShane?
BobIshmaelI feel so ashamed, but I feel I should be honest with you morons... And De, who isn't quite as stupid.
DarkonZeroNo...it's been confirmed...De is stupid.
DeRaptorYep.
Sentroid91* DeRaptor yanks on her tongue.
DeRaptorI like frozen sign posts.
DeRaptorlick them too.
[Sentroid91 SOUND]
[Sentroid91 SOUND]
BobIshmaelSweet Lord in Heaven...
DeRaptoryour page is broke, Bob.
BobIshmaelThe British should not imitate the T.
* DeRaptor rotfl.
BobIshmaelYou lie.
Sentroid91DZ? Why did you send Bob Loc's sound?
BobIshmaelLoc sent it to me.
Sentroid91oh
Sentroid91I guess he doesn't care then.
* BobIshmael pats Sent on the head.
BobIshmaelGo have a cookie.
* Sentroid91 puts a Head-Crab on Bob
DarkonZeroGood one Sent.....it'll make him easier to deal with......with a crowbar!
Sentroid91You're going to beat Bob with a crowbar? Good call.
* DarkonZero beats Bob with a crowbar.
* DeRaptor throws acidtrip.com at Bob.
BobIshmaelGood call? Maybe. It wasn't exactly coherent, though.
BobIshmaelI've been there, De.
BobIshmaelI mean... Er..
* BobIshmael coughs.
BobIshmaelWho wants cookies?!
* BobIshmael swiftly leaves the room.
DarkonZeroHmmmm.....
Sentroid91No. I don't like you're cookies, General Mortars.
Sentroid91you lined them with cocaine.
* DeRaptor sends a truck with a camera after Bob.
* BobIshmael returns with dialated pupils.
BobIshmaelFriends skying with the rug?
DeRaptor........yeah.
DarkonZeroYes.
* DeRaptor hides behind 'troid.
BobIshmaelWhoa. My head is like a soupbowl. Tall and shallow.
BobIshmaelHee-hee!
* BobIshmael crawls underneath the throwrug.
DarkonZeroHmmmm.....
DeRaptorIf there's anything worse than Bob, it's Bob on crack.....
* BobIshmael shoots a glance at DZ.
BobIshmaelWHAT DO YOU WANT?!
DeRaptorAIP!
DarkonZeronothing.
* DeRaptor hides on the ceiling.
BobIshmaelGET AWAY FROM ME!
DarkonZerono.
* BobIshmael locks himself in the bathroom.
DeRaptordamn....that's our only bathroom, isn't it?
BobIshmael*mumble*to get get me*mumble*moon.
DarkonZeroCal said I was on crack earlier...cause I was going to buy the movie "Idle Hands".
BobIshmaelIT'S THE BATHROOM OF THE SOUL, YOU INFIDELS!
* BobIshmael takes a shower with his clothes on.
DarkonZeroBut still.....the only bathroom.
BobIshmael13***Time Passes***
BobIshmael13***14 Hours Later***
* BobIshmael walks out of the bathroom.
BobIshmaelSo... Uh... Anyone need the bathroom?
* DeRaptor looks at the makeshift bathroom in the corner.
BobIshmaelOh, right. Do you guys still want cookies?
DarkonZeromake shi.....er...nevermind.
DeRaptorUmmmm...that's okay.
BobIshmaelIf you say so.
* BobIshmael sits on the couch.
DarkonZeroBob......you're cookies are laced with arsenic.
BobIshmaelMy are cookies?
DarkonZeroYes.
BobIshmaelYou're still on 'cid, aren't you?
DarkonZeroYou are!
DarkonZeroyup.
* DeRaptor throws a piece of gravel at Bob and DZ.
BobIshmael<Syd> Get off me you bleedin' Yank!
* DarkonZero becomes more and more coherent.
BobIshmaelOw.
BobIshmaelWould you please stop?
DeRaptorHmmmm...no?
DarkonZeroDe...I don't mind.
DarkonZeroKeep going.
* DeRaptor grins.
DarkonZeroSee......keep her happy and she'll be fine.
BobIshmaelHey, that Tony guy just spit on Clive Anderson.
BobIshmaelShe's doped up on the L, also.
DarkonZeroProbably.
BobIshmaelShe doesn't listen to T. Maybe if she went to some youth centers and drank milk.
BobIshmaelBut, no.
DeRaptorThe L?
DeRaptorI like the R better.
BobIshmael...SD. 'cid. Blotter. Et cetera.
DeRaptorAnd the G, the G is goood.
DarkonZeroZ is my fave.
DeRaptorYou be quiet, Bob. I like my letters.
* Sound request: can't find 'gratitude.mid'
[DeRaptor SOUND]
DarkonZeroWell....
DarkonZeroAnd now onto better things.
DarkonZeroWhich is?
DarkonZeroer....are even.
* DeRaptor runs in circles.
* DarkonZero burps....
* BobIshmael returns with jelly-covered waffles.
* DarkonZero was in doubt...so he sniffed his pit....then keeled over.
BobIshmaelWolfgang Puck, eat your heart out.
BobIshmaelThanks for the update, DZ.
DarkonZeroNo prob.
DarkonZeroI'm ok now.
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* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Filter's14,16,0:6,04,1"I Will Lead You"4,1
DeRaptor'troid died.
DarkonZeroSeems like it.
DarkonZeroShal me mourn?
DarkonZeroShall also.
DeRaptorhmmmm...maybe.
* DarkonZero is becoming really coherent......to stupid people.
DarkonZero<Others> Can you comprehend? <DarkonZero> Yeah......what is that anyway?
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Filter's14,16,0:6,04,1"Miss Blue"4,1
DarkonZeroPOIT!
* BobIshmael wishes he could find a driver that will allow him to use a resolution other then 640x480.
DarkonZeroHmmmm....
DarkonZeroWhat vid card do you have?
BobIshmaelTrident something or other.
DarkonZeroOk....can't help you there.
BobIshmaelDidn't think so.
DarkonZerohave you tried to look for a website of the company?
BobIshmaelMaybe.
DarkonZeroOk.....that's a start.
BobIshmaelI wish it snew here.
BobIshmaelSnew?
BobIshmaelIs that even a word?
* BobIshmael checks.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Breakout"4,1
BobIshmaelYep, it's a word.
BobIshmaelLooks like my ass is saved.
DarkonZeroYou looked in the "BobIshmael Dictionary of word you can always make-up", huh?
DarkonZerowords even.
DarkonZeroI'll be right back! OK.
* DarkonZero will be right back...he's off to do somethin'.
DarkonZeroI'll be right back...really, I will!
* DarkonZero : 6,1 endorsing check 6,16,0.6,0
* DarkonZero is back from whatever...
DarkonZeroWell, I'm back.
DarkonZeroI'll be back in a bit.....later.
* BobIshmael backs from food.
DarkonZeroSay goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
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Session Start: Thu Jan 27 22:25:39 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
DarkonZeroHeelo.
DeRaptorhowdy.
DarkonZeroSo.....
* DeRaptor wanders off to look for a good picture of Tansut.
* DarkonZero saw a half nude pic of Tansut......and then had nightmares......
DeRaptorewww...I just want him fully clothed, thank you.
DarkonZeroDid I say to get it....no.
DeRaptorheheheh
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* DarkonZero is scared at Brak's current topic on Brak's homepage.
BobIshmaelPasting. 3, 2, 1...
BobIshmaelA shameless display, wearing a smile full of pain
BobIshmaelA frameless Erte, a painting without a signature
BobIshmaelShe's waiting for someone to save her
BobIshmaelSee. That's what I look for in punk music. An English lesson.
BobIshmaelI suppose it's nice that they explained it to me.
* BobIshmael looks up "Erte" just to make sure that NOFX isn't lying to him.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Tubeway Army's14,16,0:6,04,1"The Crazies"4,1
BobIshmaelHmmm.
* BobIshmael tries BabelFish.
* DeRaptor chases Darkon with a sheep.
DarkonZeroAGH!
DarkonZeroNO!
* DarkonZero runs away....
BobIshmaelYep. They just made up that word.
DarkonZeroDe will be now known as, "DE, DINOGIRL WHO CHASES YOU WITH SHEEP IN CLAWS!"
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Tubeway Army's14,16,0:6,04,1"Replicas"4,1
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DarkonZeroPEER!
DarkonZeroYOU WILL DIE ONE DAY!
* DeRaptor chases peer with sheep in claws.
DarkonZeroThanks De......
DarkonZero<Peer> STOP IT!
DeRaptor<Sheep> Baa-aa-aa
* DarkonZero watches as Peer tries to sissy slap De.
* DeRaptor eats peer.
DarkonZeroYokes!
DarkonZeroDidn't see that coming.
DarkonZeroYOKES!
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Tubeway Army's14,16,0:6,04,1"Are 'Friends' Electric?"4,1
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DarkonZeroUmm.....YAY!
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BobIshmaelWay to eat peer, De.
* DeRaptor spits a bone at Bob.
DeRaptorIt's his twin brother't got you.
BobIshmaelHey. Didn't we have a topic before?
DarkonZerono.
BobIshmaelIf you say so.
DarkonZeroThere was one earlier that said, "#Deep13 We're haX0rs. D'oh! <DarkonZero> Sent.....put that as the topic."
DeRaptorI still see it at the top of mIRC...
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DarkonZeroI'll BRB.
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*** Topic is '#Deep13 We're haX0rs. D'oh! <DarkonZero> Sent....make that the topic.'
*** Set by Sentroid91 on Thu Jan 27 19:29:27
DarkonZeroThere it is.
DarkonZeroOk....so I had to paraphrase myself.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Tubeway Army's14,16,0:6,04,1"Praying To The Aliens"4,1
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Observer"4,1
* DeRaptor yawns enormously.
* DarkonZero runs....
DarkonZeroBeddy bye time?
DeRaptorummm...idunno.
DarkonZeroMe either.....I lost the concept of time.
DarkonZeroNow what time is it?
BobIshmaelPlease play this song on the radio
BobIshmaelAlmost every line is sung... on time
BobIshmaelAlmost every verse ends in a rim
DarkonZeroAnd it seems Bob lost the concept of politeness.
BobIshmaelNow, c'mon, DZ. Those are great lyrics. How can you not like NOFX?
DarkonZeroDid I say I didn't like them....no.
BobIshmaelNo, DZ. I didn't lose it because that would imply that I had it at one time.
DarkonZeroI just don't listen to them.
BobIshmaelYes, you did.
BobIshmaelJust because you have the short-term memory capacity of a retarder badger doesn't mean you didn't say it.
BobIshmaelretarded.
DarkonZeroAnd Bob....I'm into synth rock.
BobIshmaelYou're into crap rock.
DarkonZeroAnd other types of rock.
DarkonZerobut not love punk.
DarkonZeroCause that isn't punk.
BobIshmaelLove punk? What the hell are you talking about?
DarkonZeroThe Sex Pistols were punk.
DarkonZeroAnd still are.
DarkonZeroMinus Sid vicious.
DarkonZero-v +V
BobIshmaelYes. And so was and (to a lesser extent)is NOFX. Punk died in the late 80s.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Cars"4,1
BobIshmaelNOFX began in the mid-80s and they're punk... Barely. Every "punk" band nowadays isn't.
DarkonZeroGary Numan was punk.
BobIshmaelNOFX is especially punk because they refuse to make a video.
BobIshmaelAnd to be played on commercial radio stations.
BobIshmaelAs opposed to this commercialized punk I constantly hear.
* DeRaptor is gonna scan now.
DarkonZeroBye De....
BobIshmaelWe should nuke her and just save her time.
DarkonZeroYour choice.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Tubeway Army's14,16,0:6,04,1"The Life Machine"4,1
* DeRaptor kicks Bob.
DeRaptorI'm not dead yet.
BobIshmaelYet.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of Filter's:"Hey Man Nice Shot"
* DeRaptor glares.
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DarkonZeroAwww......ain't she bright? All that glaring and stuff.
* BobIshmael looks up.
DarkonZero*GASP*
DarkonZeroTHE DIVINE ONE HAS ARRIVED1
BobIshmaelDivine, eh?
DarkonZero1 to !
BobIshmaelI doubt none are as divine as I.
BobIshmaelFight, mortal!
BobIshmaelI mean... Welcome!
BobIshmaelThis is #Deep13. This is out couch.
DarkonZeroBob...you are divinly stupid.
BobIshmaelour, even.
BobIshmaelThese are MY waffles. Don't touch them
*** Mars changes topic to '<DarkonZero> Bob...you are divinly stupid. '
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of Filter's:"It's Over"
BobIshmaelWell, gone mute?
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*** Mars sets mode: +o DieRaptor
BobIshmaelWe gots a mute, De.
DieRaptorstupid stupid stupid evil scanner.
* DieRaptor kicks Bob.
*** DeRaptor was kicked by DieRaptor (CLONE!)
DarkonZeroDe.....now don't go blaming the scanner.
BobIshmaelNo, not you.
* BobIshmael points at DivineMSTi(e).
DieRaptorUmmm...the scanner is what always does it.
DieRaptorohhh.
DarkonZeroUh-huh....suuuuuure.
* DieRaptor looks at Divine.
DieRaptorAre you that cross-dressing person?
BobIshmaelSomeone get me a sharp stick.
DarkonZeroNice one De......piss off the Divine one.
DivineMSTiOkay, I'm back. I was trying to get a handle on this chat. I'm used to other ones.
BobIshmaelAh, it speaks!
DarkonZeroRUN!
BobIshmaelAs I've said, don't touch my waffle.
DivineMSTiLOL! Hey, who took my e?
* DarkonZero touches Bob's waffle.
BobIshmaelDZ. Damn kleptomaniac.
DarkonZeroSorry....
BobIshmaelHEY! HANDS OFF, KLEPTO!
* DarkonZero eats Bob's waffle.
DarkonZeroOoops....*MUNCH*
DieRaptorDoesn't peer eat e's?
DarkonZeroYeah....
DarkonZeroPeer likes 'em.
* BobIshmael reads "Essence of Ninjitsu: The Nine Traditions" and murders DZ with the stealth of the ninja.
DarkonZeroBob....yoohoo....I'm still here.
BobIshmaelI'M NEW AT THIS WHOLE SILENT WARRIOR THING! GET OFF MY BACK!
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of Filter's:"Gerbil"
BobIshmaelSo, Diviney, what brings you to our humble abode?
DarkonZerohumble.....
DarkonZeroHAHAHAHAHA!
DivineMSTiI saw the ad on the Duh'minion board.
BobIshmael(shut up)
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BobIshmaelAn... ad?
BobIshmaelCome again?
*** DeRaptor is on IRC
*** DieRaptor is now known as DeRaptor
DivineMSTiNo, I read a post and followed it.
DarkonZeroWho's adverting for us?
DeRaptorOh.
BobIshmaelThat's what I meant. Who posted it?
DivineMSTiOh crap, is this private?
BobIshmaelNo.
DarkonZeroNo.
DarkonZeroJINX!
DarkonZero12345678910
BobIshmael1234567891-
* BobIshmael grumbles.
* DarkonZero slugs Bob in the arm.
BobIshmaelHEY!
BobIshmaelI DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!
DarkonZeroSo.
* DarkonZero slugs Bob in the arm....
* BobIshmael lights DZ on fire.
DarkonZeroAGH!
BobIshmaelIf you can't play the game right, don't play at all.
* DarkonZero runs around lighting other things on fire.
BobIshmaelAnyhow, my guess is DK, Sent, or CC posted the message.
* DarkonZero lights De on fire.
* DeRaptor chews Darkon's finger off.
BobIshmaelWell, Diviney, am I right?
DivineMSTiIt was in a reply.
BobIshmaelOh. By who then?
DeRaptorWas it me? It coulda been me.
* DarkonZero runs by Bob and lights Bob on fire.
DivineMSTiCould beif I knew who you were talking about
BobIshmaelWhat was the handle of the person who posted the message about #deep13.
DeRaptorSomebody with a handle of DeRaptor maybe?
DivineMSTiNo, Negaweapon
BobIshmaelOr message that happened to mention #deep13?
BobIshmaelStube.
BobIshmaelI've never been to fond of him... Not that we don't want you here, we just want Sliders fans here.
BobIshmaelOr Lexx fans.
BobIshmaelOr Trekkies.
DarkonZeroBob loves Trekkies.
DivineMSTiIt was in a post by a flamer SkeeBow and there was adiscussion and so on about something else.
BobIshmaelOr small furry mammals.
DeRaptorHe eats them in stews.
DeRaptorOhhh, yeah, Skeebie.
BobIshmaelThe furry mammals or Trekkies?
DarkonZeroBoth.
BobIshmaelDid you know that "tsujigiri" were ancient Chinese warriors who tested their skills on innocent people?
DeRaptorLike you, in other words?
BobIshmaelIsn't that keen?
DarkonZeroYeah...as keen as Cam's wit.
BobIshmaelOr your own.
DarkonZeroYeah.
BobIshmaelNo offense intended, of course.
DarkonZeroNone taken.
BobIshmaelOh? That was pretty offensive, I'd expect you to be a LITTLE offended.
DarkonZeroNaw....
BobIshmaelWouldn't you be offended, Diviney?
DivineMSTiHeh, yep.
BobIshmaelSee?
DarkonZeroAm I him...no.
BobIshmaelOr her.
BobIshmaelYes, let's sort this out now.
DarkonZerolast time I checked I was DORKONZERO!
DarkonZeroEr....
DarkonZeroDARKONZERO!
BobIshmaelDe is female. DZ and myself are both male... Well, I am. And yourself?
DivineMSTiFemale last I checked.
DarkonZeroOk....
DarkonZeroOoopie.
BobIshmaelThere we go.
BobIshmaelNow rephrase your question, DZ.
DarkonZeroAm I her...no.....so there!
BobIshmaelDID I ASK IF YOU HER?!
BobIshmaelNO!
DarkonZeroYou implied.
DeRaptorBob is actually a genderless hostile alien being from a distant galaxy, but we're not supposed to s-....I didn't say anything.
DarkonZeroHA!
BobIshmaelI implied nothing, feeb.
DarkonZeroDid too.
* BobIshmael glares at De.
* DeRaptor hides.
DeRaptorDON'T USE YOUR RAY GUN ON ME!
BobIshmaelAre you looking to get disintegrated or something, De?
DarkonZeroUgh.....
DeRaptorAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
* DarkonZero feels a certain (but stupid) power surge through him...
DeRaptor!!!
DarkonZeroI AM...!
* DarkonZero becomes in a flash (and a stupid pose) a 70's Japanese superhero known as 15,1ULTRA DORK15,16,0!6,0
*** DarkonZero has left IRC
*** DarkonZero is now known as UltraDork
* DeRaptor is scared now.
BobIshmaelOh God no.
* DeRaptor sobs.
UltraDorkI AM HERE!
*** Mars sets mode: +o BobIshmael
BobIshmaelDZ. Stop.
BobIshmaelNow.
UltraDorkWho is this, DZ?
UltraDork:)
BobIshmaelFew things you do are as annoying as this UltraDork persona of yours.
BobIshmaelOf course, that's my opinion. But that's all that matters to me.
UltraDorkI AM NO LONGER...!
* UltraDork loses his dumb power and returns back to his old moronic, sorta secret alter-ego, DarkonZero.
*** DarkonZero is on IRC
*** UltraDork is now known as DarkonZero
BobIshmaelGood.
DeRaptorNot even Bob "I'm not an alien!" Ishmael?
*** Mars sets mode: -o BobIshmael
DarkonZeroWait....when did UD get annoying?
DarkonZeroI never knew.
BobIshmaelI don't know. I tend to be easily annoyed.
BobIshmaelAnd, uh, I'm not an alien.
DarkonZeroYeah...we know.
DivineMSTiI am.
DarkonZeroWe know you are easily annoyed....
BobIshmaelYeah, Diviney's an alien. Kill her.
DarkonZeroBut you are a alien.
DivineMSTiNo wait!
BobIshmaelWe haven't all day, you inhuman freak! What is it?
* BobIshmael gets the pitchforks for everyone.
DarkonZeroSPOOF IS ON!
DivineMSTiI hate death! It leaves a bitter after taste
* DeRaptor attempts to pull Bob's mask off.
BobIshmaelHurry up. We need to get to some alien-killin'.
BobIshmaelHEY!
BobIshmaelGET!
DeRaptorUm...do you want your hair back?
* BobIshmael pitchforks De.
DarkonZeroYOKES!
DeRaptorow!
BobIshmaelALIEN!
* DeRaptor glues Bob's scalp back on and limps away.
* BobIshmael points at De.
BobIshmaelKILL IT!
* DarkonZero walks away.....
DeRaptorNah uh! I DIDN'T ILLEGALLY IMMIGRATE FROM THE MESOZOIC!
* DeRaptor runs.
BobIshmaelDamn, I hate you people.
* BobIshmael sits on the couch on sulks.
DarkonZeroWe know!
DeRaptorFeeling's mutual. :)
BobIshmaelon?
BobIshmaelRemove the second on.
DarkonZeroBobIshmael sits on the couch sulks?
DarkonZeroHuh?
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BobIshmaelNO!
DarkonZeroBob.....look what you did!
DeRaptorHAHA!
DarkonZeroBob scared away another potential.
BobIshmaelBob did no such thing.
DarkonZeroNice going Bob.
DarkonZeroDid too.
BobIshmaelDid not.
DarkonZeroUh-huh!
* DeRaptor points and laughs at Bob some more.
DarkonZeroDe....that's harsh........I'll join ya.
* DarkonZero points and laughs at Bob too.
DarkonZeroWell.....that was lackluster.
DarkonZeroThanks De.........for the most non-exciting thing ever.
DeRaptorummm....your welcome?
DarkonZeroOk.....is spy gonna stay online.......PLACE YOUR BETS!
DarkonZeroOk...I won....pay up!
* DarkonZero hears cricket song.
DarkonZero[ECHO (And The Bunnymen)] Hello?
* DeRaptor mashes the crickets into a nutritious goo and eats it.
DarkonZeroHEY!
DarkonZeroThose were my crickets!
* DarkonZero smashes De's skull.
DarkonZeroOoops.
DarkonZero:)
* BobIshmael ponders reading this Ninjitsu book or reading a tutorial on C.
BobIshmaelI'll go with the latter, seeing as how I have to find out how to get this stupid code to work.
BobIshmaelYou wouldn't happen to know C, would you, DZ?
DarkonZeroNot really.......
DarkonZeroI know Pascal.
DarkonZeroA bit.
DarkonZeroBy book.
* DeRaptor slowly pieces her skull back together and grumbles.
BobIshmaelHmmm. Think you could dubug this VERY simple code for me?
DarkonZeroNope.....I'll make it worse.
BobIshmaelWell, I'm making you do it anyway.
DarkonZeroNo.
BobIshmaelDEBUG AWAY!
BobIshmael#include <stdio.h>
BobIshmaelint main(void)
BobIshmael{
BobIshmaelfloat WorldPop = 5.0;
BobIshmaelint Year = 1995;
BobIshmaeldouble Growth = 1.019;
BobIshmaeldouble NewPop = Growth*WorldPop;
BobIshmaelprintf("The blah currently blah blah 1995 blah
BobIshmael5billion.\n");
BobIshmaelwhile (NewPop <= 10.0) {
BobIshmael++Year;
BobIshmael}
BobIshmaelprintf("La la la.%s %s", Year, NewPop);
BobIshmaelreturn 0;
BobIshmael}
BobIshmaelMinus the blocks.
DarkonZeroPlus the blocks
DarkonZeroIt'll work better.
BobIshmaelFine.
DarkonZeroIs this somne sort of population thing.
DarkonZerosome even.
BobIshmaelNo.
BobIshmael<DivineMSTi> Well, I really have to go now, tell everyone goodnight and I will vist again.
BobIshmaelThere. She was tired. I didn't scare her.
BobIshmael<BobIshmael> Adidas.
BobIshmael<DivineMSTi> Goodnight!
DarkonZeroAnd what am I supposed to be finding?
DarkonZeroAnd commences the silence.
BobIshmaelWhy that damned thing doesn't work.
BobIshmaelIt only prints The blah currently blah blah 1995 blah
BobIshmael<BobIshmael> 5billion.
DarkonZeroIn this line...
DarkonZeroprintf("La la la.%s %s", Year, NewPop);
DarkonZero<BobIshmael> return 0;
DarkonZeroExcluding your name.
DarkonZeroThere are two "%s".
BobIshmaelYes.
BobIshmaelYes. There are.
BobIshmaelVery observant.
DarkonZeroBut that may not be the problem.....
BobIshmaelThe first %s is for Year and the second for NewPop.
BobIshmaelIt isn't.
BobIshmaelI'm missing something.
BobIshmaelDamn. I'll find help somewhere else.
DarkonZeroSorry....
DarkonZeroI don't know C.
BobIshmaelAs you should be.
DarkonZeroI am.
DarkonZeroBut...do I look like a programmer?
DarkonZeroI'm interested in it...but not able to.
* DarkonZero is finished taking ques from his lawyers......
DarkonZeroEr....cues even.....or whatever.
* DeRaptor gets new strip up.
DarkonZeroThat's good.
* DarkonZero wishes he didn't have that hint of sarcasm in everything he says.
* DeRaptor glares.
DarkonZeroI wasn't trying to be sarcastic.
DarkonZeroSorry.
DarkonZero:(
DeRaptoroh.
DeRaptorwell...um...keep up the good work, then.
DarkonZeroWork.....and good......that don't got together with me at all.
BobIshmaelI didn't type anything, but I was thinking a really sarcastic and bitter though about you. Does that count for anything?
DarkonZeroAnd who is this meant for?
BobIshmaelDe.
DarkonZeroIf it's me.....fine.
BobIshmaelYou feeb.
DeRaptorOh.
DeRaptorWell...
* DeRaptor smacks Bob soundly with a sturgeon.
DeRaptorThere.
* DarkonZero is glad he didn't get that sturgeon beating.......it woulda smelled.
DarkonZeroAnd woulda added a new scent to my collection.
* DeRaptor slits open the sturgeon and eats its eggs.
* DarkonZero is mortified.
DeRaptorcaviah, anyone?
DarkonZerocaviar......ugh.
* DeRaptor snickers.
DarkonZeroI'd rather eat Ostrich eggs.
DarkonZeroThems be tasty!
BobIshmaelI'd rather eat...
BobIshmaelHUMAN BRAINS!
DarkonZeroWe know....
BobIshmaelAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- Oh.
BobIshmaelOkay, then.
* BobIshmael resumes his brain-eating.
BobIshmaelBrains, anyone?
DeRaptorHe likes eating them because he thinks he can make up for what he lacks...in that department...
DarkonZeroHey....that's my brain!
* DarkonZero takes what's left of his brain back and reinserts in in his skull.
DarkonZeroYes.....in in.
DarkonZeroAnd silence befalls #Deep13 cause of DZ's idiocy.
DarkonZeroOoops....
DeRaptorAnd Bob's negligence.
DarkonZeroYou mean "incompitence".
BobIshmaelSigh. There was a time when the internet was commercial-free, you know?
*** Mars sets mode: +o BobIshmael
BobIshmaelCome again, DZ?
DarkonZeroYes...incompitence.
DarkonZeroKick me.....
DarkonZeroCome on....you know you wanna.
BobIshmaelOne more time.
DarkonZeroOk...
DarkonZeroThere.
DarkonZeroI'm done.
* BobIshmael looks at De with puppy-dog eyes.
DarkonZeroI ran out of stuff.
BobIshmael<DeRaptor> Sure, go ahead.
BobIshmaelYou heard her.
* DeRaptor becomes frightened.
BobIshmaelSorry, DZ, but who am I to argue with De? She had ops before me.
DarkonZeroI know.
DarkonZeroDo it.
Session Close: Fri Jan 28 00:18:08 2000

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