#Deep13_1000126.log

Session Start: Wed Jan 26 19:55:08 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '<DarKrow> Was Mars Down? What Happened? WHY AM I SO ALOOONE! <Locdog07> Have a breath mint'
*** Set by Locdog07 on Wed Jan 26 19:39:50
Locdog07Hullo DZ!
DarkonZeroHello.
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DeRaptorheyyyyy DZ.
DarkonZeroHello.
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Locdog07Dizzy, my head is spinnin'....
Locdog07Like a whirlpool, it never ends...
Sentroid91No... Is is... Blue.
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Locdog07"Charlie the science officer"
Sentroid91"No. You fool,"
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DarkonZeroHey MM.
Locdog07Hullo dere Emmy!
MeltingManhey folks.  Big crowd.
DeRaptorhowdy Melter.
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Locdog07Ren and Stimpy Mads?
* Locdog07 can image Ren killing Stimpy over and over
MeltingManYep.
* DeRaptor snickers.
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Sentroid91?
Locdog07heheh
Locdog07That's cute, MM
Locdog07What's the deal, Sent?
Sentroid91Is that you Loc, or the Blue Raja?
Locdog07...heh....
* Locdog07 throws a fork at Sent
Locdog07So I sound more British?
Locdog07anyone else want my Mr. Tea wav?
MeltingManSure
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MeltingManWhat is this "tongue" thing?
DeRaptorheheheh...TV's Stimpy...
Locdog07It's a preview for my comic.
DarkonZeroMM....the "tongue" thing is disturbingly freaky.
Sentroid91Tongue tongue?
Locdog07Umm...
MeltingManFranks hair helmet didn't fit too good on Stimpy....but Ren looks right at home in the Dr. F getup, I think.
* Sentroid91 creates a Tongue Tongue and has it rub up against Loc.
Locdog07Is that a Pokemon of yours?
Sentroid91No. That's Lickitung.
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Sentroid91Tongue Tongue is from The Tick
Cal-CroweHowdy!
Sentroid91wb, Calbert
Cal-CroweDE! LOC! SENT! BOZ! DZ! GREID! MM!
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*** Sentroid91 is now known as Mr_Egg
Mr_EggHerro
DarkonZeroNOOOO!
DarkonZeroI thought he died!
* MeltingMan saw a "Brak for President" commercial on Cartoon Network today.
* Cal-Crowe hears that chinese music again
* Cal-Crowe shoots the boom box playing it
MeltingManIt was a parody of that "We like Ike" Eisenhower thing from the 50s.
* Mr_Egg plays some eerie chineese music
BozarthThe President is coming to my town on friday
*** Mr_Egg is now known as Scientist
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ScientistSomeone has hidden my glasses.
*** Locdog07 is on IRC
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*** Mars sets mode: +o Locdog07
* Locdog07 pounces into #Deep13 doing crotch chops.
* Locdog07 commands everyone to MAKE SOME NOISE!!!
MeltingManwb, Loc.
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DeRaptorwb.
Locdog07dammit
ScientistHello Gordon Freeman
Cal-CroweLOC!
* DeRaptor steps on Scientist's glasses.
Cal-CroweNOIZE!
* DeRaptor looks at Cal.
DeRaptorHi there.
Cal-CroweHi De
ScientistMy word! What are you doing?!
Locdog07ta
Locdog07hullo Calster
Locdog07"Someone's hidden my glasses again..."
ScientistI already said that
Scientist"Shut-up!"
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Bozarthgotta go
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*** Bozarth has quit IRC (I can't come back! I don't know how it works! G'bye! G'bye!)
* Locdog07 watches the scientist dangle off a broken elevator
Locdog07d'oh
*** Scientist is now known as Barney
MeltingManI love you, Barney.
Locdog07uh-oh
BarneyCatch ya later. I'll buy you a beer.
* Locdog07 wonders which Barney...
Locdog07heh
MeltingManI don't care...I love 'em all.
Cal-CroweBarney Gumble?
Cal-CroweAre you drunk?
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Locdog07heh
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MeltingManBarney Miller, Barney Rubble, Barney Fife, Barney the Dinosaur....it's all good.
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BarneyBTW: I got that cheat console thingy
Locdog07Ah.
Locdog07that makes it much easier.
Cal-Crowecool
BarneyI started killing people with bugs
Locdog07you gotta read all the tongue comics in order, by the way MM
MeltingManBugs Bunny?
MeltingMank
* Cal-Crowe RiDeS tHe SnAkE
Cal-CroweWhOa
Cal-CroweI'm SoUnDiNg LiKe ToRgO!
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* DeRaptor is away... REASON: 9,1stuff6,0 Type 12/ctcp DeRaptor page6 to page.
Locdog07stuff!
MeltingManI miss when she wrote "potty".
Locdog07heh
Locdog07"I am away. Reason: Pot"
MeltingManThat's Joel's away message.
Locdog07d'oh...
Cal-Crowe"I am away. Reason: Nuclear Meltdown"
Locdog07"I am away. Reason: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT MY REASON IS!"
MeltingMan"I am away.  Reason: Gigantism"
Cal-Crowe"I am away. Reason: My God, It's Full Of Stars!"
Barney"I am away. Reason: Because."
*** Barney is now known as Gordon
MeltingManFlash! Ah ah!!!
Locdog07"I am away. Reason: Fighting aliens on the world of Zen."
Cal-Crowe"I am away. Reason: I am away Reason: I am away..."
*** Gordon is now known as G_Freeman
MeltingManOh....
* G_Freeman puts De in the wagon and pushes her into the alien dimension.
Locdog07what is this wagon...?
* DeRaptor eats all the aliens.
G_FreemanI dunno. That thingy you have to push into that core
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* Cal-Crowe puts G_Freeman in a isolation chamber.
* Cal-Crowe drops a jar of farts in the chamber.
MeltingManheh...that's funny, Loc.
* Locdog07 puts a head-crab on G_Freeman
*** G_Freeman is now known as HeadCrab
MeltingManSounds like Steven Hawkings.
* HeadCrab attacks Loc with his stems
* DeRaptor is away... REASON: 9,1Cthulhu just rose out of the ocean. Better go brown nose so he eats me last.6,0 Type 12/ctcp DeRaptor page6 to page.
Locdog07heh
* Locdog07 wonders where you stick your nose in Cthulhu to make it brown...
*** HeadCrab is now known as Grunt
* Grunt shoots Loc
Locdog07Is that all you got?
Cal-CroweEwww... brown nose
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Cal-CroweMars has the brownest nose
* MeltingMan likes names that are also sounds.
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* Grunt gets killed by aliens
*** Grunt is now known as A_Shepard
* A_Shepard wakes up
MeltingManA Shepard....it doesn't matter which Shepard.
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*** Cal-Crowe is now known as Nick_River
*** Nick_River is now known as NickRivers
A_ShepardCorporal Adrian Shepard reporting for duty, SIR!
NickRiversHello, I'm Nick Rivers.
* NickRivers starts singing
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* NickRivers breaks the glass
*** A_Shepard is now known as F_Stallone
* DeRaptor looks up, and shoots Loc as well.
* F_Stallone sings with Nick
Locdog07heh
Locdog07And shouldn't that be brown-beak, De?
* NickRivers straps Frank to a rocket
* NickRivers slaps on a "To Mars or bust" sign on the rocket
* NickRivers lights the rocket
* F_Stallone cries and calls his mommy so she can paint Nick's ass
Locdog07<Mars> What about my bust?
NickRiversSHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........
MeltingManit
* NickRivers watches the rocket go off into the sunset
*** F_Stallone is now known as J_Stallone
* J_Stallone paints Nick's ass
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MeltingManSend me tazz.wav please.
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NickRiversHEY!
Locdog07ummm...
* NickRivers changes his pants
Locdog07If you want it...
MeltingManOh....what is it?
MeltingManIs it evil?
* NickRivers throws his pants into the crowd
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* Locdog07 will let MM find out
J_StalloneI made guacamole last night using five avocados.  I made a point to put
J_Stallone                mayonaise and pepper and lemon in it.  The lemon keeps it from getting
J_Stallone                brown, and it also keeps dogs from wandering into the living room and
J_Stallone                eating it while you are brushing your teeth in the pink bathroom
* NickRivers vomits
J_StalloneWhen will Tom Green stop sending me e-mail?
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J_StalloneI also bought myself a mop which I am quite proud of.  I had some food
J_Stallone                in a restaurant three or four nights ago and I got the stuff that I
J_Stallone                couldn't finish to go in a doggie bag.  I put the doggie bag in my
J_Stallone                trunk
J_Stallone                and forgot about it until this morning when I smelled it as I got into
J_Stallone                the
J_Stallone                car.
J_Stallone                It smelled like rotting food.
NickRiversAHHHHH
J_Stallone                That's the way food tends to smell when it rots.
* NickRivers vomits again
DarkonZeroWhen things are less....uh.....headache inducing......let me know....later.
DarkonZeroSay goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
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Session Close: Wed Jan 26 20:28:25 2000
Session Start: Wed Jan 26 21:14:47 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '<Tom_Green> Now get the poo off my bum! <NickRivers> no I want the poo to remain on your bum'
*** Set by Locdog07 on Wed Jan 26 20:36:48
DarkonZeroHello.
Cal-CroweDEEZEE!
*** Locdog07 changes topic to '* Cal-Crowe diceds to stoop <Locdog07> Typos, won't you?'
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Locdog07hi DZ
DarkonZeroHello.
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MeltingManWhat did I miss?
* DarkonZero feels like destroying his computer.......
Locdog07Good one
Locdog07wb MM
MeltingManthanks.  I didn't even know I was gone.
Cal-CroweHi MM
MeltingManHow long have I been gone?
Sentroid91http://www.989studios.com/pages/syphonfilter/index.html
Cal-CroweBigfoot and an alien came by
Locdog07idunno
Cal-Crowe9 days
Sentroid91A Head-Crab alien
* MeltingMan groans at the upcoming release of a "Little Mermaid" sequel.
DarkonZeroIs it me....or is Half-Life becoming popular again?
Sentroid91Yes.
Sentroid91Because of Opposing Force.
DarkonZeroI just bought the game to play TFC.
Cal-CroweWHATT????
Locdog07+s
Cal-CroweLittle MErmaid 2?
Cal-CroweDAMMIT!
Sentroid91You have Half-Life, DZ?
MeltingManYeah...not for a while, though September of 2000
Cal-Crowehttp://www.nintendo.com/gb/mrnutz/index.html Mr. Nutz
DarkonZeroI bought the Adrenaline Pack.
Sentroid91oh
Sentroid91Opposing Force is in that, right?
Locdog07Opposing Forces
Locdog07geez
Sentroid91Wanna play me in a quick Deathmatch game?
DarkonZeroI can't believe I got further in Opposing Force than Half-Life.
Locdog07...
Locdog07...forces?
Sentroid91I didn't get anywhere in Opposing Forces.
MeltingManwww.staytuned.com/news/images/mermaid_poster.com
MeltingManWhoops...
DarkonZeroIt's "force" Loc.
MeltingManwww.staytuned.com/news/images/mermaid_poster.jpg
Locdog07darn
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Sentroid91I got out of the first room, then the next, then an alien came and chased me back to the first room
Locdog07heh
DarkonZeroHAHAHA1
Sentroid91Then I got stuck in that room
DarkonZeroYou can run past him.
Locdog07"NOOO! A head crab! I'm dead!!!!!"
Locdog07Wuss, Sent.
Sentroid91Cause he was blocking the door
MeltingManAgain...another mistake
DarkonZeroHAHAHAHA!
MeltingManwww.staytooned.com/news/images/mermaid_poster.jpg
MeltingManThat's the real link
Sentroid91http://www.989studios.com/pages/syphonfilter2/intro_flash.htm
DarkonZeroSent...you make him chase ya...then run past.
Sentroid91<Servo> Good idea. Thanks, Napoleon.
Locdog07That happens in Half Life, Sent.
DarkonZeroI blew up one of my "helpers"....and the other one started shooting my in the butt.
DarkonZeromy?
Sentroid91anyways. anyone here who has HL want to play me in a quick Deathmatch?
DarkonZeroTYPOS!
DarkonZeroI'd rather play TFC Sent.
DarkonZeroI'm more adept at that.
Sentroid91I'll play that too
Sentroid91Actually I like that alittle better
DarkonZeroI'm alway  flag defense.
Cal-CroweTFC-> Tenneessee Fried Chicken
* DeRaptor looks at mermaid_poster.jpg
DeRaptorDAH!
DeRaptorUrsula went on a diet...
Sentroid91so you wanna play me, DZ?
DarkonZeroI'll play ya later sent.
DarkonZeroSent even.
DarkonZeroAUGH!
Sentroid91There is no later. I'm going to bed later.
Locdog07There is no Dana, only Zuul.
DarkonZeroI'm sorta nervous....I gotta go into work tomorrow to find out my fate.
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*** Cal-Crowe changes topic to 'Sex, Drugs, and Rocky Road. The True Life of Oscar C. Baskin-Robbins.'
DarkonZeroOK Sent......you wanna play now?
DeRaptorSo why did Ursula go on a diet?
Locdog07Because...um...
Locdog07She wanted to?
Locdog07Maybe it's her evil twin?
MeltingManRumor: Animal Planet wants to turn that Steve Irwin: Crocodile Hunter show into an animated cartoon.  
Cal-CroweShe wanted to look sexy
* Sentroid91 is away... REASON: 9,14,1Type /ctcp Sentroid91 page to page.
Locdog07Cal thinks Ursula is sexy.
* DeRaptor snickers.
Cal-CroweYou think my tractor's sexy?
Cal-CroweI gotta go
Locdog07Yes.
DeRaptoroctopus butt...octopus face...
Cal-CroweI'm tried
Locdog07Bye Cal
DarkonZeroAccording to the Rhino site......(you may know this already) The Brak Show will be released on video.
Cal-CroweBOING
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DeRaptorUmmm...bye, golden and insane one.
DeRaptord'oh.
Locdog07heh
MeltingMan<Kid in Overdrawn> Is it...sexy?
* Locdog07 marries Cal's tractor
Sentroid91lol
DeRaptorheheheh
Locdog07heheh
Locdog07That was one freaky moment.
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* Locdog07 should get a wav of that and play it everytime someone says something...
MeltingManHeh
* Locdog07 wonders if the theme to The Brak Show is "It's da Brak Show. starrin' meee, oim Brak!"
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DarkonZeroLater folks...I'll be back in a while.
DarkonZeroSay goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Wed Jan 26 21:29:15 2000

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