#Deep13_1000122.log

Session Start: Sat Jan 22 13:01:29 2000
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*** Topic is 'DeRaptor sez: "Dammit!" Can you say "Dammit!", kids? Huk huk hyuk!'
*** Set by DeRaptor on Sat Jan 22 01:34:55
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Session Close: Sat Jan 22 13:02:07 2000
Session Start: Sat Jan 22 14:47:11 2000
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*** Topic is 'DeRaptor sez: "Dammit!" Can you say "Dammit!", kids? Huk huk hyuk!'
*** Set by DeRaptor on Sat Jan 22 01:34:55
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Session Close: Sat Jan 22 14:47:15 2000
Session Start: Sat Jan 22 15:53:14 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'DeRaptor sez: "Dammit!" Can you say "Dammit!", kids? Huk huk hyuk!'
*** Set by DeRaptor on Sat Jan 22 01:34:55
MeltingManwb, DZ.
DarkonZeroThanks....
DarkonZeroI thought my puter locked on me.
DarkonZeroDid the other file finish MM?
MeltingManNo...just listen to what you have.
MeltingManI left a whole lot of space on the end anyway.
DarkonZeroOh....
Cal-CroweI'm doing 3 covers of the MST Theme
[MeltingMan SOUND]
DarkonZeroThe Chimpmunks do Ren & Stimpy.....
MeltingManHeheh
Cal-Crowe1. The Twice as fast one, 2. The Spoken version, and 3. The original (I'll try to sing it exactly the same)
MeltingManJoel sounds like a girl in this fast version of the MST theme.
Cal-Croweheh
[MeltingMan SOUND]
Cal-Crowedammnit!
[MeltingMan SOUND]
[MeltingMan SOUND]
Cal-Croweok...
Cal-CroweI'm going to try using my camcorder....
* MeltingMan can also reverse stuff.
Cal-CroweI'm doing the 2x without equiptmen
Cal-Crowet
* MeltingMan makes a wav of Peter Graves' speech in It Conquered the World.
* Sound request: can't find 'itconq.wav'
[MeltingMan SOUND]
*** MSTAnon is on IRC
*** MSTAway is now known as MSTAnon
MSTManosDAH!
MeltingManwb, Anon
MSTAnonHey.
DarkonZeroHey folks....I'm gonna record myself speaking sorta Scottish and then go into singing.....thank you.
MeltingMank
DarkonZeroNeevermind.....it's stupid....
Cal-Crowestrike that idea...
[MeltingMan SOUND]
Cal-CroweI'm going to make some wavs of my home movies instead....
[MeltingMan SOUND]
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* Pump DCC up to 999999999 bytes
* /sound: no such file 'weinermansong.wav'
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Greidanushiya
DarkonZeroHey Greid....
MeltingManHeya Greid!
Cal-CroweGreed!
GreidanusMegean Farley!! You be back!
Greidanuswoo!!
Cal-CroweI'm making a wav of what my boxer dog sounds like ....
* Cal-Crowe is away
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Greidanushehe
DarkonZeroSOUND EXCHANGE!
MSTManosYipee! The limpy one is gone, and the Greidy one has arrived!
Cal-Crowearghhh
Greidanusif I didn't have to record from my tape recorder, I wuld definitely make more sounds of myself
DarkonZeroToday is the day we record sounds and send them to each other.
Cal-CroweI'll BRB I gotta restart
Greidanuswuld? DAMN THE KEYBOARD!
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* MSTManos would send sounds if he knew what to say/sing.
GreidanusI may as well, though my recordings are of bad quality
[MeltingMan SOUND]
DarkonZeroMy recordings are of bad taste
Greidanushehe
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MeltingManDZ....you're sound sounds like someone who recorded something in reverse and played it back to himself.
FarlmegI Moofed
DarkonZeroEwwww!
* Farlmeg runs into his dunce corner
Greidanustu moofed? what be moofed?
FarlmegInternet talk for was Disconnected
[SOUND]
Greidanusfor was disconecte, wow
Farlmegfor "Was Disconnected"
DarkonZeroOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!
Greidanusand again, damn my keyboard
Farlmegexample: I moofed=I was disconnected
DarkonZeroManny?
DarkonZeroManny's dead.
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DarkonZeroSee....
Greidanuslotsa peering today
DarkonZeroHmmmm....
* DarkonZero wishes he didn't eat all of his sandwich.
DarkonZeroT'was a good sandwich.
DarkonZeroHmmmm...
DarkonZeroHaving fun?
DarkonZeroHmmmm....
DarkonZeroNo.
[Greidanus SOUND]
DarkonZeroHmmmmm.....
GreidanusHmmmmm...!
[MeltingMan SOUND]
[Greidanus SOUND]
Greidanuswhee!
GreidanusI am!
MeltingManYou got that right, DZ/
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DarkonZeroThanks....
[Greidanus SOUND]
Greidanusdefinitely a big sound exchange today
[Greidanus SOUND]
GreidanusYES!
* Sound request: can't find 'advrac.wav'
[MeltingMan SOUND]
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Cal-Crowebaq
MeltingManwb, Cal.
Cal-CroweDammit
Cal-CroweI need to get a real audio capturing thingy
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Cal-CroweManos!
DarkonZeroWB...
MSTManosHola, amigos... and Farmlimp.
* Cal-Crowe wonders if RealJukebox can make mp3s from CDs...
* MeltingMan makes a wav of Penn Jillette apologizing for talkinb over the credits of MST.
* DarkonZero now realizes why he quit recording his voice........he does stupid things......
MSTManosYes. But only up to 96 kHZ.
MeltingManYep.
Cal-CroweP.J.: "I'm sorry that I have been talking over the credits"
* MSTManos wants to record his voice doing a fake news report.
DarkonZeroAnd pour on the accent when you say your name Manny.
[MeltingMan SOUND]
Greidanushmm
MSTManosWow. My first take sounds kinda neat. Crappy, but neat.
MeltingManHeh
MSTManosI sound really white on this one.
[Greidanus SOUND]
DarkonZeroManny.....you always say that!
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GreidanusTHANK YOU!!!
MSTManosOkay... I sound like the most retarded being on earth on my second take.
MSTManosAnyone want a clip?
DarkonZeroSure....
Greidanuswhat should I record?
Greidanushmm...
Greidanus*ahem*
Greidanus*AHEM*
DarkonZeroDo that greid.
Greidanus...
Greidanusooh!!
* Sound request: can't find 'penn.wav'
[MeltingMan SOUND]
MeltingManWho wants to hear Penn Jillette's final speak-over-the-credits
MeltingMan?
Greidanusumm, sure
MSTManosI'd love to, at least until I finish sending DZ a wav of myself.
MeltingMank
MeltingManCan I send it to you now or you want me to wait?
MSTManosWait.
MeltingMank
* MeltingMan thinks it's funny.
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* Sound request: can't find 'penn.wav'
[MeltingMan SOUND]
DarkonZeroThe hell!?!?!
MSTManosHeh. I knew it.
MSTManosI mean... manosreallybadtaketwo is kind of an obvious name.
DarkonZeroBut doesn't get you ready for what's in store.
Greidanusheh
GreidanusI uave to filter my recordings like hell because of my lousy methods and no microphone
Greidanusuave? HAVE, dammit!!!!
MSTManosWow. My "omega Show" wav first take is really, really weird.
DarkonZeroomega Show?
MSTManosYes. The omega Show.
Greidanusheh...
MSTManosMy impression of omega is kind of off-kilter.
MSTManosI REALLY like the show intro a lot.
DarkonZero<Announcer> And heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's omega! <omega> hiE......I lufe u al!
MSTManosAnyone want it?
Greidanusnotch filtering really help with my crappy wavs
MSTManosDamn... shoulda thought of that.
Greidanusheh, I just discovered thet filter!
DarkonZeroManny....send my way!
Greidanustet, I'm starting to sound like omega...
Greidanusand wow, I even misspell my misspellings!!
MSTManosBy the way, DZ, whatcha think of the wav I sent ya?
Greidanushe's speechless!
MSTManosHeheh. Must be.
GreidanusDZ? You there, honey?
DarkonZeroOh sorry....
DarkonZeroI was putting a pizza in the oven.
DarkonZeroThe wav Manny.....was......lets say......interesting.
DarkonZeroBut would advise not to become a TV journalist.
MSTManosHeh. Well, you asked for it.
* Sound request: can't find 'singhigh.wav'
[MeltingMan SOUND]
MSTManosHeh.
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Greidanusheh, I really screwed up the wav I was working on
DarkonZeroDon't you always?
DarkonZero:)
Greidanusdo you even know what you're talking about?????
DarkonZeroManny.....you had your mouth too close to the mic.
Greidanushuh!?
DarkonZeroGreid...I was kidding....SHEESH!
MSTManosI kinda noticed.
Greidanusand I was too! SHEESH!
DarkonZeroBut the nice touch was you providing the music.
MSTManosHeh,
MSTManos.
DarkonZeroGreid...SHEESH!
GreidanusDZ, just.... SHEESH!!
DarkonZeroDon't you SHEESH me!
Greidanushe
Greidanusdoh!
* MSTManos wonders what DZ thought of the nifty channel name I came up with.
DarkonZeroplay it again....
MeltingManSam
MSTManosSam?
MeltingManCasablanca..it's the quote that everybody puts into casablanca that wasn't in the movie itself.
[SOUND]
MSTManosYeah, I kinda knew about that... just questioned if he meant Sam, is all.
DarkonZeroRomanian Communist channel 15 B!!!
Greidanuswhoa, neat!
DarkonZeroManny.....I'm gonna do a recording of "Teh omega shO!"
DarkonZeroAfter I eat my pizza.
MSTManosI'm sorry... I'm trying to recover from a wav I just made.
DarkonZeroNo prob...
MSTManosIt's where omega gets an award for the "omega Show"
DarkonZerohehehe!
MSTManosIn fact, I'm sending a wav to anyone who wants it.
DarkonZeroAnd Manny.....it's now "Teh omega shO!"
DarkonZeroIt fits...
DarkonZeroI'll be right back! OK.
* DarkonZero will be right back...he's off to do somethin'.
DarkonZeroI'll be right back...really, I will!
* DarkonZero : 6,1 PIZZA DONE 6,16,0.6,0
Greidanusokay...
[MeltingMan SOUND]
MSTManosAnyone else want this wav? It's really funny, even if you're not familiar with him.
Greidanussure
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Cal-CrowePower went out
MSTManosHi, Cal. Wanna hear omega winning an award?
Cal-CroweHow's everyone
Cal-Crowesure
Greidanushi Cal
Cal-Crowe"tank u verry mutch"
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Cal-Crowe"I would like to thank the hole wide world"
* MeltingMan thanks the world-wide hole.
* Greidanus snickers
MSTManosI figured out a new way to make fun of omega.
MSTManosAnd apparently, DZ got the wav.
MSTManosDZ, whaddya' think?
* DarkonZero is back from whatever...
DarkonZeroWell, I'm back.
Greidanusand...
[MeltingMan SOUND]
DarkonZeroI gotta listen to it again....
MSTManosHeh.
[SOUND]
* MeltingMan grumbles that people aren't sending him sounds.
MSTManosWell, DZ?
* DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like Krankor!
[SOUND]
MSTManosHe must really like it.
MSTManosAnd I mean REALLY like it.
Greidanusyikes...
Cal-CroweCrank-Whore?
* DarkonZero gets a sense of Deja Vu.....
DarkonZero* MeltingMan grumbles that people aren't sending him sounds.
DarkonZero<MSTManos> Well, DZ?
DarkonZero* DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like Krankor!
DarkonZero[SOUND]
DarkonZero<MSTManos> He must really like it.
DarkonZero<MSTManos> And I mean REALLY like it.
DarkonZeroI remember seeing this before.
DarkonZeroWeird.
MSTManos?
Greidanushmm...
DarkonZeroMoving on....
MeltingManup to the east side.
MeltingManwe have finally got a peice of the pie.
MSTManosWell, DZ... your favorite part of the sound?
MeltingManThat's almost a haiku.
MSTManosAnd MSG me for this.
MSTManosCuz no spoilers.
MSTManosHehe.
Cal-CroweHere's a haiku...
Cal-Crowehow many syllables in each line?
DarkonZero5 7 5
Cal-Crowethree stooges enjoy
Cal-Crowemy favorite joke is nyuk
[MeltingMan SOUND]
Cal-CroweCurly bonked Moe hard
MeltingManEwww!
Cal-CroweBONKED
MSTManosGreid? Whaddya' think?
DarkonZeroA haiku.......by DarkonZero
DarkonZeroMy behind is numb
DarkonZeroI sit on it all day
DarkonZeroI cannot feel it
Cal-CroweFor he is not gay
DarkonZeroYOU RUINED IT CCAL!
DarkonZeroCAL EVEN!
[MeltingMan SOUND]
* Cal-Crowe looks at CCAL
MSTManosBy the way, Cal, tell me what you think about the wav.
Cal-Croweok
MeltingManC-Cal.  I dietary suppliment.
MSTManosOk?
MeltingManI = A
MSTManosHehe.
[Cal-Crowe SOUND]
Cal-Crowelol!
Cal-Croweomega sounds like mango
* DarkonZero wonders if he's by himself at home........
MSTManosWow, he must like it a lot, too.
MSTManosHehe.
Cal-Crowe"No, I hate you!"
MSTManosHeh.
DarkonZeroI'll BBL.....I feel the need to virtually kill.
DarkonZeroSaiyonara!
DarkonZeroMe! I disconnect from you...all!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Sat Jan 22 17:42:28 2000
Session Start: Sat Jan 22 18:25:09 2000
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*** Topic is 'DeRaptor sez: "Dammit!" Can you say "Dammit!", kids? Huk huk hyuk!'
*** Set by DeRaptor on Sat Jan 22 01:34:55
DarkonZeroSay goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Sat Jan 22 18:27:15 2000
Session Start: Sat Jan 22 18:27:40 2000
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*** Topic is 'DeRaptor sez: "Dammit!" Can you say "Dammit!", kids? Huk huk hyuk!'
*** Set by DeRaptor on Sat Jan 22 01:34:55
Greidanuswb
DarkonZeroThankee....
Greidanussoory, I was absorbed in other things
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DarkonZeroNo prob
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* DeRaptor leaps into #Deep13 via a perpendicular universe.
*** Mars sets mode: +o DeRaptor
DarkonZeroWell...
Greidanushi De
DeRaptorHidee Ho.
DarkonZeroHello there.
Greidanuswell... what!?
Greidanus*ahem*
DarkonZeroI always say "Well...".....it's a habit.
Greidanussure....
* DeRaptor throws a fish at Darkon.
DarkonZeroOk.....now one of you hand me some books so you can dump 'em.
[SOUND]
* Greidanus throws books at DZ's head
DarkonZeroOk.....I know when I'm hated.
Greidanuscan you play that again? I had another thing playing
[SOUND]
Greidanusyou sound like Kermit the Frog
Greidanusin that
DarkonZeroThank you.
DarkonZero:)
GreidanusKermie...
DarkonZeroHehehe....
* DeRaptor needs sound!
Greidanusyup!
DarkonZeroLET THERE BE SOUND!
* Sound request: can't find 'originaldedodedo.wav'
[Greidanus SOUND]
GreidanusTHERE BE SOUND!
Greidanusdah, you didn't even wince at that...
DeRaptorhmmm.
* DeRaptor winces.
Greidanusnot you!!
* Greidanus kicks DZ's bucket
DarkonZeroMy stuff.....in my bucket!
Greidanusyay...
DarkonZeroI had beans in that bucket!
DeRaptorAnd other things...eww...
Greidanusdo you mean your head? you have no beans in that small head of yours
DarkonZero......
DarkonZeroWAH!
Greidanusnever you mind... sheeh...
* DarkonZero runs off.....sobbing.
Greidanusdamned keyboard...
* Greidanus runs after DZ in her golf cart
* DarkonZero stops running.....
* Greidanus runs the poor sap over
DarkonZeroAUGH!
GreidanusHe is truly loved
DarkonZeroI know....
Greidanusawww...
DarkonZeroTruly loved to be hated.
[SOUND]
Greidanusaww...
* DeRaptor grabs one of Greidy's golf clubs and hits DZ over the head with it, then runs.
DeRaptorWHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP!
* Greidanus snickers at DZ
* DeRaptor crashes into the wall.
GreidanusYEAH!!!
GreidanusGo... De.... damn...
DarkonZeroI'm the target for every girls' assault......
DarkonZeroDamn me....
Greidanusyes!
DeRaptorHey, I know! Let's all attack Anon!
* Greidanus starts beating up on Anon
DarkonZeroNaw.....I do that enough.
DarkonZeroYou two can though.
Greidanusbut it's fun...
DarkonZeroI know it is....
Greidanusand you don't get hurt!
DarkonZeroBut I'm not into it....
* DeRaptor pulls the rug out from under anon's feet, and runs off whooping again.
Greidanusyes you are! in spite of your wimpy exterior, there's an abusive man inside you!
* DarkonZero wonders if De ate a sack of sugar.......
GreidanusI did!
DeRaptorNo...do you have one for me?
* DarkonZero hands De a sack of sugar.
* DeRaptor eats it.
* Greidanus tosses a pound of sugar at DZ
DarkonZeroOW.....
* DeRaptor gets a bizzare, terrifying look on her face.
DarkonZeroTHAT HUUUUUUUUUURT!
Greidanushe's sugar-coated!
* DeRaptor is soon very blurry and in several places at once.
GreidanusGo lick DZ, De!
DarkonZero*EEP!*
DeRaptor....
* DarkonZero runs.....
* DeRaptor shakes.
Greidanushe's covered in sugar!
* DeRaptor runs straight through DZ's torso and out the other side, and punctures a 10 foot hole in the wall before stopping.
DarkonZeroTHAT REALLY HUUUUUUUURT!
Greidanusyikes... didn't see that one coming...
GreidanusNEEEEAAT!
Greidanushmm...
* DeRaptor temporarily comes out of her sugar high, and painfully attempts to extract herself from the wall.
* DarkonZero tries to remember how many times his torso has been burst through.......
* Greidanus eats a sugary pie pocket foody-thing
Greidanusyum...
* Greidanus licks her lips as her eyes grow wide and she starts giggling to herself
* DarkonZero tries to remember how many times he's been brutally mutilated.
* DeRaptor climbs onto the wall and is flattened there by a strange gravity pocket.
DarkonZeroAccording to my memories.......I've been hurt alotta times........
Greidanushmm... do we live in an alternate universe, by any chance?
[SOUND]
Greidanushell, yeah!
DeRaptorSomebody once said we were floating in a void...
Greidanuswell, are we?
DarkonZeroHow can that be....that would be inside my skull?
Greidanusoh yeah, forgot about that...
DarkonZeroUnless.....
DarkonZeroYOU ARE AlL FROM MY MIND!
Greidanusno, I'm not inside your head, DZ
Greidanusthus, it isn't an alternate universe: it would be in your head
* DarkonZero has a aneurysm.
* DarkonZero dies....
DeRaptorWe're inside DZ's aneurysm!
* DeRaptor watches the world fade out around here.
DeRaptorDamn.
GreidanusDZ's utopia: everybody living in his head
Greidanusutopia... damn keybord
Greidanuskeyboard, even
* Greidanus damns the thypo daemon
GreidanusDAAAAAHHHHH!!!
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*** DarkonZero is now known as RottingDZ
Greidanuseeww, now I really hope we're not inside his head
* DeRaptor climbs out of DZ's head and runs.
* Greidanus flees DZ's void of a head
* RottingDZ would like to watch TV...but he's dead and rotting.....and also starting to smell worse than when he was alive.
Greidanuseeeeeewwwwww.....
DeRaptorIf that's possible. :)
* Greidanus munches on sugary things
GreidanusCocoa Puffs...
DeRaptormmmm...choco-late.
* DeRaptor wants chocolate milk now.
* RottingDZ would like to be known as MaggotHouseDZ....but there's that nicklimit.
* Greidanus gives De a chocolate cow
DeRaptormmmmmm...
Greidanuseewwwwwwwwww!
* DeRaptor eats the chocolate cow.
DeRaptorWow...even its guts and sinew taste like chocolate...
Greidanusno that wasn't the point... dah! nevermind...
* RottingDZ skips the maggot phase of dying and becomes.....
*** RottingDZ is now known as BonyDZ
*** BonyDZ is now known as BoneyDZ
* Greidanus decides to create, instead of destroy today
* Greidanus reincarnates DZ
GreidanusBut I'm your master now
*** BoneyDZ is now known as DarkonFive
GreidanusMUAHAHAHAHA!!!
DarkonFiveI'M ALIVE!
Greidanus*AHEM* THANK YOUR MASTER
Greidanus!
DarkonFiveThank you Ernest Borgnine!
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Greidanusgah...
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*** Greidanus is now known as EBorgnine
DarkonFiveHeelo.
EBorgnineI am your master!!!
DarkonFiveNo you're not.
EBorgnineyes I am!
DarkonFiveNu-uh.
EBorgnineUh-huh!
DarkonFiveNu-uh!
* MSTAnon farts.
EBorgnineuh-huh!!
*** Bozarth is on IRC
DarkonFiveWait....quick Anon statement.....he just let out his IQ.
DarkonFiveThere....
DarkonFiveNu-uh!
* DeRaptor shoves an icepick through Anon's....butt.
DarkonFiveUgh....
DarkonFiveHe might like that!
* DeRaptor wonders why there's a Bozarth on.
EBorgnineugh...
DarkonFiveCause he is....
DarkonFiveBut something must be wrong.....
-> *Bozarth* What you up to?
DeRaptorso...somebody msg him?
DarkonFiveI just did....
DarkonFiveGEEZ!
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*** EBorgnine is now known as Greidanus
*** DarkonZero is on IRC
*** DarkonFive is now known as DarkonZero
DeRaptor?
DarkonZeroNo response.....
DeRaptorhmmm...
DeRaptorHe's not on ICQ...it might be somebody else.
DarkonZeroCan't be.....
DarkonZeroMaybe.
DarkonZeroI dunno.
* DarkonZero sulks.....
Greidanusit isn't him. I did a /whois, and it's a different addy
DeRaptorgeez, first N and 'ku, now Boz!
DeRaptorIf another deraptor shows up...it's ass-whoopin' time.
DarkonZeroHehehe...
Greidanusand if anybody intends on replacing my nick then....
Greidanusgrr...
DarkonZeroSo far I'm the only DarkonZero that exists......
GreidanusI think nobody wants to be a Greidanus anyways
* DarkonZero remembers that he's gotta copyright his name.
DeRaptorMaybe you should draw a character and stuff.
DarkonZeroHave that in mind.
GreidanusI just hope a certain Canadian director doesn't find me...
* Greidanus cringes in the thought
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DarkonZeroHmmmm....
DarkonZeroI DIDN'T DO IT!
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*** MSTAnon has quit IRC (Be sure to join MSTies Anonymous at... http://www.msties.com/)
DarkonZeroHmmmm....
DarkonZeroWho's next?
DeRaptorUH OH....
DarkonZeroI DIDN'T DO IT!
DeRaptorAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
DarkonZero.....
* DarkonZero backs away....
DarkonZeroOooooookay.........
* DeRaptor falls over.
* DarkonZero thinks of helping De up.......then backs further away....
DeRaptorso...
DeRaptornetsplit? I wonder...
DarkonZeroWell......Greid is not on ICQ.....
DarkonZeroAnon musta took off cause we'd attck him.
* DeRaptor found Sam's new e-mail address! Let's bug him!
DeRaptorhttp://www.mst3kinfo.com/ward_e/bit1008e.html
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DarkonZeroOdd....
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DarkonZeroWB....
* DeRaptor blinks at Greidy running by the door a couple times before coming in.
* Greidanus has no keyboard again, because of the horrible tyrant, MOTHER
DarkonZeroAh....
DarkonZero<Greid's Mom> ZEIG MOM!
* DeRaptor snickers.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Tubeway Army's14,16,0:6,04,1"Down In The Park"4,1
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Tubeway Army's14,16,0:6,04,1"When The Machines Rock"4,1
DarkonZeroBEEP!
DeRaptorno.
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DarkonZeroNo what?
DarkonZeroBEEP!
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Tubeway Army's14,16,0:6,04,1"I Nearly Married A Human"4,1
* DeRaptor wonders why the bigwords.com mascot looks so much like Goku.
DarkonZeroAh.....Tom Green got to ya......
DeRaptorNope, nope. Look at the website.
DarkonZeroMost places uses anime type characrters to draw in certain demographic....they think it's cool.
DarkonZeroBascially used as a eyecatcher....
DeRaptorAh.
DarkonZeroAt times.
DarkonZeroLike this local record store out here.....they got this painted picture of "The Mask" just sitting above a window.......though it's not working for them.
DarkonZeroAnd it is a really bad painting.
DeRaptorheheheh.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Tubeway Army's14,16,0:6,04,1"The Crazies"4,1
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Tubeway Army's14,16,0:6,04,1"We Have A Technical"4,1
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Geoffd1Hmm
DeRaptoreehhhhhi there.
Geoffd1Hellooo
DarkonZeroWalter.....
*** Geoffd1 has quit IRC (Who the FUCK is peer and why the hell does he keep killing me off?)
DarkonZeroThat go rid of him!
DarkonZerogot even....
DeRaptorheheheheh
DarkonZeroI was gonna continue.......but it seems that it worked right off.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Cars (JLAB Mix)"4,1
* DarkonZero looks at the tapestry of "The Last Supper" hanging in the kitchen......and wonders why there is a butter knife in the picture......
DarkonZeroOne of the Apostles is holding it......
DarkonZeroActually......pointing it at another.
DarkonZeroAnd he looks pissed.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"I Die, You Die (Information Society Mix)"4,1
DeRaptorJesus is out to get you, DZ.
DeRaptorThat means, if you see Melty at the con...look out.
DarkonZeroI know....
DarkonZeroThat happy go lucky Jesus that he is!
* DarkonZero now wonders what else he should do.........
DeRaptorYou could....burn the tapestry...
DarkonZeroNaw.....I rather like it.
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DarkonZeroI may not be a church goer.......but Jesus is cool......and I don't know why.
DarkonZeroCould I be any less vague?
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Sleep By Windows"4,1
DeRaptorUmmmm...something about that he's a megalomaniacal hippie dude?
DarkonZeroProbably.....
DarkonZeroI dunno.
DeRaptorAnd...um...you think dying by getting nailed to a piece of wood is neat? I dunno.
DarkonZeroHehee....
* DarkonZero remembers when that happened to him.......
* DeRaptor waves her sacriligeous freak flag high....and gets it shot to pieces by some fundie nut.
* DeRaptor runs.
DarkonZeroDamn bible belters......running the country.
* DeRaptor hides under the couch.
DeRaptorAre they gone yet?
DarkonZeroWait....
DeRaptorCan you tell them there's an abortion clinic a few miles from here so they leave?
DarkonZeroYou're gonna get it!
* DarkonZero gets out his ATOMIC DEATH RAY!
DeRaptor!!!!!
* DarkonZero uses his ATOMIC DEATH RAY on BibleBelters ! He got 'em good!
DarkonZeroThere....
DarkonZeroAll clear.
DarkonZeroI bet they're in Hell.
DarkonZeroTormenting Satan.....
DeRaptorEither that or they got reincarnated as bugs...
DarkonZero<Satan> GEEZ....why did they have to be sent here?!!?
DarkonZero<Satan> DEATH! YOU'RE ASKING FOR IT!!!!
*** MSTManos is on IRC
*** MSTManos has joined #Deep13
MSTManosHi.
DarkonZeroMANOS!
MSTManosDZ!!!
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Filter's14,16,0:6,04,1"Miss Blue"4,1
DeRaptorMmmmmanny!
MSTManosIf you two wanna know, I was trying to make a new wav in which omega was on "Who Wants to be a Millionare?"
MSTManosBut I failed.
DarkonZeroHehe....
*** Locdog07 is on IRC
DarkonZeroHey Manny....I scared some guy off by saying "Walter"......
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* Locdog07 pounces into #Deep13 doing weird head movements.
* Sound request: can't find 'dlobrown.wav'
[Locdog07 SOUND]
*** Mars sets mode: +o Locdog07
DarkonZeroHey Loc....
DeRaptorHeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
MSTManosHehe.
MSTManosHi, Loc.
Locdog07Hullo.
* Locdog07 looks at all the dots after "Hey Loc"
DarkonZeroIt's a habit....
MSTManosYep. DZ's endless habit.
DarkonZeroBRB
MSTManosDots after everything.
* Sound request: can't find 'msthalflife.wav'
[Locdog07 SOUND]
* Locdog07 crucifies a Pikachu
* MSTManos continues to play omegawins.wav
MSTManosI know one of these days, I'm going to ignore it. For now, though...
* Sound request: can't find 'mrtsci.wav'
[Locdog07 SOUND]
MSTManosI'll play it on and on until my head explodes. On WinAmp, that is.
DarkonZeroHehe....
* Locdog07 gets an ICQ message from some unknown person who talks like Yoda
Locdog07reelance web designer for hire . want to turn your dreams into reality here i am!
MSTManosIt's a porn spam to get rich quick.
MSTManosBe a real winner, like omega.
DarkonZeroHehe...
Locdog07Manos, do you just randomly insert the word "porn" into every sentence?
MSTManosAnd don't let spam get to you.
MSTManosUh...
Locdog07"Yes porn I do"
Locdog07<MSTManos> It's a porn spam to get rich quick.
DarkonZeroManny.....you're on a omega kick today.....
MSTManosThat was my intent. To not make sense...
MSTManosI think.
MSTManosYep.
MSTManosI must be REAL high today.
DarkonZeroNo more pixie stix for you young man.
* DeRaptor floofs.
-MSTManos- C'mon. Tell me the moaning was the funniest part.
MSTManosAww.
MSTManosDamn, I love this sound.
DarkonZeroManny loves his work.
MSTManosDid I mention this was all ad-lib? It's true.
DarkonZeroManny...I knew that.
DarkonZeroAnd now......sports!
DeRaptorDZWedgie 500!
* DarkonZero runs....
DeRaptorWHOOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP!
[SOUND]
* Locdog07 trips De
Locdog07huh?
Locdog07whatdzrealysoundslike
DarkonZeroTYPO GALORE!
DarkonZeroI DON'T CARE!
DarkonZeroWOOOO!
[Locdog07 SOUND]
*** Goku is on IRC
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DarkonZeroKU!
GokuDZ!
DeRaptorHeyyyy kuku.
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DarkonZeroKUKUKACHOO!
GokuDedE!@
Locdog07Dead?
[SOUND]
[SOUND]
DarkonZeroAnd that's the end......WOO!
Locdog07Yope.
* DarkonZero lays down on the floor......
* Locdog07 sits on DZ's head
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*** Goku has quit IRC (buh bye)
DeRaptor!!
* Locdog07 bounces up and down
* DarkonZero is mortified......
* Locdog07 does that to people
Locdog07Or at least my ass does.
* Sound request: can't find 'dx.wav'
[Locdog07 SOUND]
DeRaptorI have an ass. It eats carrots.
* Locdog07 rolls his eyes
Locdog07Not this again.
Locdog07Careful, Anon might come in and want a ride.
DeRaptorWell, my ass will kick him then.
Locdog07Your ass, your face, what's the difference?
* Locdog07 doesn't know whether De's ass is coming or going
DeRaptorYour lower intestine, your brain, what's the difference?
Locdog07Duh, easy! One is a made up thing!
* Locdog07 laughs at the concept of there being something called a "brain"
[Locdog07 SOUND]
DeRaptorwell.....
* Locdog07 gets out his meat and puts it on the table for all to see.
Locdog07Anyone want a slice of my meat?
Locdog07I cooked it just recently.
DeRaptor...the dog's meat?....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
* Locdog07 glares
Locdog07Don't mock my meat.
* Locdog07 protects his meat
Locdog07If you're not careful I'll hurl my meat on you.
* Locdog07 mutters "Meat-beater..."
DeRaptor......
DeRaptorewwwww.....
Locdog07Oh, yet it's funny when you talkes about your ass? C'mon meat, you and me'll do just fine...
* Locdog07 holds his meat
Locdog07You got my meat all nervous now.
* Locdog07 strokes his meat.
Locdog07There there.
* DeRaptor explodes.
DarkonZeroI'll be away from my keyboard! OK.
* DarkonZero is away from keyboard for a bit...he's doing stuff.
Locdog07k
* DarkonZero is back.......but still remaining silent for he has nothing to add.
Locdog07wb
Locdog07Would you like to taste my meat?
DeRaptortttthhhhhat's okay.
Locdog07Nice and tender.
* Locdog07 slaps his meat about a bit on the table.
* DarkonZero decides to be quiet for a while...
*** DarkonZero has left IRC
*** DarkonZero is now known as DZisQuiet
* DeRaptor shakes.
* DeRaptor digs a hole of solitude.
*** DeRaptor has left IRC
*** DeRaptor is now known as DeInHole
Locdog07Hmmm.
* Locdog07 fills the hole in with his meat
* Locdog07 decides to put his meat away for now
Locdog07I'm meatless.
* DeInHole sleeps peacefully in her hole.
* DeInHole throws the meat out.
* Locdog07 ponders screaming "WAKE UP!!!!"
DeInHoleafter slicing it into small pieces.
Locdog07Hey, get your hands off my meat!!!
* Locdog07 looks at his meat...
Locdog07You...cut my meat...
* Locdog07 faints
*** Locdog07 has left IRC
*** Locdog07 is now known as LocInComa
* DZisQuiet decides to speak again (OH JOY!)...
*** DarkonZero is on IRC
*** DZisQuiet is now known as DarkonZero
LocInComayeeeesss?
DeInHolepoof.
LocInComa!!!
LocInComaPoof?!?
* LocInComa wonders if "Poof" means the same thing in America as it does in England
DeInHoleIdunno. Does "floof" mean anything?
LocInComaNo...but..."poof" is...
* LocInComa shuffles his feet
LocInComaIt means "homosexual" over here.
DeInHoleDoesn't EVERYTHING mean homosexual over there?
LocInComaYes!!
DeInHoledude!
DeInHoleI bet "dude" means homosexual too...
LocInComayes it does. Happy?
DeInHoleDoes "happy" mean homosexual?
LocInComayes it does. Satisfied?
DeInHoleDoes "Satisfied" mean homosexual?
LocInComayes it does. Content?
DeInHole"content"?
LocInComayes.
[LocInComa SOUND]
DeInHole"yes"?
* LocInComa nods
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* jasoNic jasons in
[jasoNic SOUND]
LocInComaHiya!
jasoNichello
jasoNicshould i be in something?
jasoNici feel out of place
* Sound request: can't find 'mrtsci.wav'
[LocInComa SOUND]
LocInComaBe in pantyhose
jasoNictoo long
LocInComaYour legs?
DeInHoleYou should be in clothes, maybe?
jasoNicno, the nick..
LocInComahmm
*** DeRaptor is on IRC
*** DeInHole is now known as DeRaptor
* LocInComa likes his coma, it's warm.
LocInComaI'm stayin' in here.
jasoNicoh boy, the hole is free
* jasoNic hops in
*** jasoNic is now known as jasInHole
LocInComaShe crapped in there, ya know.
jasInHoleewww, it STINKS!
DeRaptor......
DeRaptorI did not!
DeRaptorThat's vomit!
jasInHolethen what's that smell?
jasInHoleohh..
jasInHolethis may be a silly question, why did you vomit in the hole?
DeRaptorI ate too much sugar.
DarkonZeroSorry for giving you that sack of sugar De.....
jasInHoleif you're really sorry, mop up the vomit
*** jasoN is on IRC
*** jasInHole is now known as jasoN
DarkonZeroIt's your hole.....
DarkonZeroNot mine....
jasoNnot anymore
DarkonZeroWell...you were the last to lay claim on it......
DarkonZeroYou clean it.
* DeRaptor burps.
LocInComaAnyone want a slice of my meat?
*** Locdog07 is on IRC
*** LocInComa is now known as Locdog07
Locdog07Fresh dogs meat.
* Locdog07 holdings his meat up for all to see.
Locdog07oops
Locdog07typos.
DeRaptor...............
jasoN...............!
* DarkonZero will remain silent once again.....
Locdog07sheesh.
Locdog07You guys don't know good meat when you see it!
* Locdog07 sits in the corner and pets his meat
jasoNloc, you're making me ill
DeRaptorI'm scared!
DarkonZeroActually.....I'll be back later.......
DarkonZeroMe! I disconnect from you...all!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Sat Jan 22 21:58:15 2000
Session Start: Sat Jan 22 22:56:20 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'DeRaptor sez: "Dammit!" Can you say "Dammit!", kids? Huk huk hyuk!'
*** Set by DeRaptor on Sat Jan 22 01:34:55
DarkonZeroWell.....
Locdog07wb
DarkonZeroIt looks like I didn't miss much.
DarkonZeroAnd thanks....
DeRaptorPOOF!
Locdog07Who?
[Locdog07 SOUND]
* DarkonZero sees a green cloud behind De......
* Locdog07 lights a match
DarkonZeroAh.....I see.....
DarkonZeroShe was covering up the sound of her "poot".
Locdog07Ahhh
Locdog07tsk, tsk.
* DarkonZero continues watching "The Quick And The Dead"..........
[Locdog07 SOUND]
DarkonZeroOddly enough....
DarkonZeroManos is online.
Locdog07Hmm?
Locdog07yep
*** MSTManos is on IRC
*** MSTManos has joined #Deep13
DeRaptorwb
DarkonZeroManny.....
MSTManosOh no.
DarkonZeroEr....
MSTManosAnd hola, at that.
DarkonZeroMANOS!!!
Locdog07wb
MSTManosDZ!!!
Locdog07Manos.
MSTManosYou know, for all the Free ISP's I'm joining, I should report this or something.
MSTManosThis service is better, since all the windows can fit in nice and clean.
[MSTManos SOUND]
DeRaptorthat sounds downright obscene.
MSTManosThat is just sick.
MSTManosI think this is Loc's sickest compilation.
* DeRaptor shudders.
Locdog07Ya think?
Locdog07Just think, that's all you in there.
MSTManos"Nah, I'm just messin' with ya. It's fine."
MSTManos...
MSTManosAlright, you payed the price.
MSTManosHA!
MSTManosThere we go.
Locdog07There we go where?
MSTManosThere we go where?
MSTManosThis should annoy you... I think.
[SOUND]
Locdog07grrrr...
MSTManosgrrrr...
MSTManosHeheh.
*** Locdog07 has left IRC
*** Locdog07 is now known as Locdog
LocdogHa.
DarkonZeroI think you won a small victory....
DarkonZeroHey....
*** Locdog07 is on IRC
*** Locdog is now known as Locdog07
Locdog07Uh-huh?
* MSTManos reminds himself never to record his voice again.
[Locdog07 SOUND]
MSTManosUgh.
MSTManosWell, as long as I have omegawins.wav, I don't care.
DarkonZeroeheheheheheh.
MSTManosAnd omegawantstobeamillionaire.wav. If I ever do it.
Locdog07"What is your name?" "Fone a friend"
MSTManosHeh.
DarkonZeroDamn.....I thought WhatDZsrealysoundslike was long.
MSTManosIt's actually better. omega starts having an inane argument with the host.
MSTManosomega gets to say "oh ye and im tom curze" in here.
DarkonZeroAh....
Locdog07hmm
* DeRaptor thinks "At least nobody has made a sick remix of MY voice yet...oh shit, did I think that out loud?"
* Locdog07 grins and rubs his hands together
MSTManosHeheheh.
DarkonZeroI'm not that mean.....
DarkonZeroI opt out.
* MSTManos has no program to do such a thing.
MSTManosAnyway... when omegawantstobeamillionaire.wav comes out... I'll have it.
DarkonZeroI'm gonna remake your "Teh omega shO!" wav.....
MSTManosYeah... that was really bad.
[Locdog07 SOUND]
MSTManosNot as worse as manosreallybadtaketwo.wav.
MSTManosHmm.
DarkonZeroAnd I'm gonna use a "Russian" accent for the first part.
MSTManosHeh.
MSTManosIf you haven't heard manosreallybadtaketwo.wav, it's basically me just spacing out verbally.
* DarkonZero wonders if he still has his Swedish chef impression wav.......
* MSTManos sounds REALLY white when I say "They try hard to..."
* MSTManos realizes something.
DarkonZeroDamn....I forgot what I called it....if I still have it.
MSTManos"They try hard to keep us from getting the country back from us, why? And do I even know what I'm saying? No. So why am I saying it?... Don't ask me."
MSTManosI sound like I'm really high.
DarkonZeroManny.....I'm gonna record my impression of ya...ok?
* Sound request: can't find 'debarney.wav'
[Locdog07 SOUND]
MSTManosUh, okay...
DeRaptorweeel.
DarkonZeroI'm gonna use what you said.....
* MSTManos wonders how he's sound in his native Latino accent.
MSTManoshe's = he'd
MSTManosOf course, if I did a WAV of that, I'd need to record Cheech Marin's part in that "Taco Grande" song by Weird Al.
Locdog07oops
[Locdog07 SOUND]
MSTManosYikes.
Locdog07heheh.
* Locdog07 covers De in purple paint
* DeRaptor shakes and gets purple paint all over everything.
Locdog07Good one.
[MSTManos SOUND]
Locdog07hmmm
DarkonZeroYou said you sounded white.....I put as much as you did into my impression.
DarkonZero:)
MSTManosHehe.
* Locdog07 wants da wav
MSTManosGood job. Although you should've listened to the original message from the wav, because I did that sound effect with my tounge at some point. It has a specific name, yet I have not a clue on what it's called. I must still be spacing out or something. Or I could be high, again.
MSTManosYep, it's the drugs.
* Locdog07 slaps Manny
MSTManosOW!
* Locdog07 should slap himself and go to sleep...dammit
DeRaptorwoah....how the hell did you get all those clips of my voice?!?
Locdog07...wait...that didn't sound right!!!!
Locdog07Uhhh...
[Locdog07 SOUND]
[Locdog07 SOUND]
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Locdog07Hullo mutant.
MSTManosHi, dt.
MSTManosHe be a MSTie.
Locdog07He be da MSTie in da house, brutha.
MSTManosHeh.
DarkonZeroGRANDPA U!
dtmutant99hi all
MSTManosNo, sorry, he was killed in a gang shooting.
Locdog07A gang of old ladies.
DarkonZeroAwww....
MSTManosHeh.
MSTManosSo now...
MSTManosHere comes...
*** MSTManos has left IRC
*** MSTManos is now known as IceCream
IceCreamICECREAM IN DA HOUSE!
* DeRaptor hides.
* IceCream gets shot from behind.
DeRaptorwait...Ice Cream?
*** MSTManos is on IRC
*** IceCream is now known as MSTManos
* DeRaptor eats ice cream.
MSTManosThe Melting Rapper.
DarkonZeroWell....
[Locdog07 SOUND]
MSTManos?
Locdog07Heheh.
MSTManosWhoa, that was weird.
Locdog07Terry Jones as the parrot from Starship Titanic.
MSTManosHehe...
* MSTManos really, really likes freeInet.
MSTManosOkay, um, anyone wanna poll on something?
Locdog07Sure.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Remind Me To Smile"4,1
MSTManos12(6DiGiTaL12)6 Voting Booth Open ! The Question Is:
MSTManos[12 Quick quiz: Bob is the moron of the group. ]
MSTManos6Type !yes for yes and !no for no
MSTManos6 the polls will be closed in 2 mins !
Locdog07We're all morons!
DarkonZero!no I am....
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-MSTManos- 12(6DiGiTaL12)6Your
MSTManosThe ultimate moron?
Locdog07So, !yes. But I'd do that with anyone.
Locdog07!yes
MSTManosHi, TS4.
dtmutant99>whats up tservo 4
DeRaptorHeyyyyy TS4.
MSTManos12Only 60 sec Left To Vote 4(!yes or !no)
MSTManosWe're not morons, just nutcases.
TServo4hey all
MSTManosVoting is now closed The votes are being counted.
MSTManos200 /%  of the users on #Deep13 voted on :
MSTManos»»»»»»»»»»» Quick quiz: Bob is the moron of the group. «««««««««««
MSTManosHere are the results of the 200 /% of people that voted.
MSTManos««««««««««««««««««««»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»
MSTManosYeS's 50%
MSTManosNo'S 50%
TServo4I can't se you guy, it's on some kind of cloaking deal
MSTManos12(6DiGiTaL12)6 ahhh Man, A TiE!
Locdog07Huh
dtmutant99did you guyz hide/ignore tservo 4
MSTManosNo...
MSTManosAnd if we did, we'd be the ones not able to see TS4.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"I Die, You Die"4,1
DarkonZeroD'oh!
DarkonZeroWrong song.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"She's Got Claws (Biokraft Mix)"4,1
Locdog07Bye all, gotta go
dtmutant99bye
MSTManosAwww.
DarkonZeroBye Loc.
MSTManosBye, Loc.
[Locdog07 SOUND]
TServo4I'm not sure whats up, dt's telling me what's happening.
DarkonZeroSorry to see ya go.
DeRaptoradios Locdoggie.
[Locdog07 SOUND]
Locdog07Bye DeRappie
Locdog07bye Manny
Locdog07Bye Dizzy
Locdog07Bye everyone else
*** Locdog07 has left #Deep13
* DeRaptor shudders.
MSTManosOkay... WHY did he have to do that before he left?
*** Locdog07 has left IRC
TServo4Thi has been happening to me for a while actually
MSTManosHave you considered an IRC program?
TServo4hold on, I'm going to re-renter
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MSTManosdt? Can you see what's going on?
DarkonZeroAnd hours later.......
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MSTManos(DarkonZero) And hours later.......
MSTManosOops. Bad copy.
dtmutant99i can see all...
dtmutant99hehe
MSTManosHeh.
MSTManosWelcome to #Deep13, by the way.
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DarkonZeroOk....
dtmutant99he says to hold on
dtmutant99thanks
MSTManosIt's not like #MSTie-News. But some of the familiar names from the chat come here.
MSTManosAnd other diverse MSTies, like this fellow, DZ.
dtmutant99ts4 that is
MSTManosk
* MSTManos wants to impersonate Lodo now.
* DarkonZero forgot the last time he was at MSTie-News....
dtmutant99why dont they chat on the scifi chat?
MSTManosHeheh.
MSTManosLong story.
DarkonZeroVery long....
MSTManosVERY long story.
dtmutant99ahh they dont like it,, i understand
DarkonZeroSo long it'll be like Dune.
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dtmutant99im not very happy with them either
MSTManosActually, it's more complicated than that.
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* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Are 'Friends' Electric? (Ikon Mix)"4,1
MSTManosWindow destroyed? Geez, that message only appears in #cricket. I wonder what that says about us.
dtmutant99gee evereybody always tells me its complicated
DarkonZeroTo make a long story short.....we don't take kindly to dictators.
dtmutant99ok
MSTManosIt's not really the matter of the server being owned by the Sci-Fi Channel... although...
MSTManosWe never really considered that...
MSTManosDid we?
DarkonZeroNo.
MSTManosWow.
DarkonZeroWe left beforehand.
dtmutant99ok
MSTManosYou think we should?
MSTManosOh, right.
MSTManosIn July, if I remember.
DarkonZeroI forgot.
MSTManosWe moved to GalaxyNet, then StarLink, after a suggestion by yours truly.
DarkonZeroAlso from DALnet
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MSTManosDALNet? The hell?
MSTManoswb, TS4.
TServo4Ahhh ok, now it's working
DarkonZeroWe were on DALnet for a really short time.
dtmutant99evereybody see ts4 and hear him?
DarkonZeroI mean...reeeally short.
DarkonZeroI see him.
TServo4Yeah, I probably enetered at that segment
DarkonZeroI always have....
TServo4entered
* DarkonZero shudders....
TServo4hmmmm
DarkonZeroHehehe...
DarkonZeroMe only kidding.
MSTManosActually, looking at the clock, maybe we should explain to dt why we're here.
dtmutant99hehe
DarkonZeroWe're late night idiots.
TServo4anyway, I've been screwing up Lodvic server internally.....he he he
DeRaptorBecause we're losers with no life?
MSTManosI'll do the talking.
dtmutant99me 2
DeRaptor! heheheh
MSTManosUm, I mean on this server.
MSTManosBut that makes loads of sense.
MSTManosSo, on to my story.
MSTManosAhem.
dtmutant99ok
DarkonZeroOh boy....
MSTManosA long time ago, #Deep13 was run by SOL Base, who was run by a fellow named Tom Servo (aka Bobby Plank)
TServo4long time no see evrybody, I was away at the funny place for a while and then onto covert operatios
TServo4keep going
TServo4aka Lodvic
MSTManosIt was located at the SFC server back then.
* DarkonZero takes a nap....
MSTManosYes.
TServo4aka craphead
dtmutant99ok
DarkonZeroOr AKA I'm king of MST!
MSTManosThen, suddenly... TomServo began arguing with MSTieGate leader Servo911.
MSTManosOr MSTGate, as it was known then.
TServo4fast forward to the good part
dtmutant99ok
DarkonZeroThen came the lightsabers.....
dtmutant99and the lasers
TServo4anyway, he's basically a guy we love to hate
DarkonZeroSorry Manny....
MSTManosThe arguments involved TS making inane statements that MSTGate (which merged with SOL Base) was non-existant, and was owned by someone else.
dtmutant99ok
TServo4get to CG's part cuz this will get confusing for no reason
dtmutant99ok
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DarkonZeroOk...
MSTManosSo... HEY!
DarkonZeroWe scared him.
TServo4damn, he's dopped
MSTManosNow I can't continue my story... awaken, everyone!
DarkonZeroManny......you gotta keep it short and simple.'
TServo4ok, get to the part where we rip out TS's guts
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DarkonZeroOk...
TServo4ok, he's back
MSTManosAh, dt!
dtmutant99ahh i just had a prob
dtmutant99back though
MSTManosThen, this character named Sorcerer108 (obviously, a character Lodo made up), started coming in at just the perfect time (gee... wonder why) claiming that he owned MST Gate long before Servo911 did.
dtmutant99ok
dtmutant99custody battle
MSTManosThis really pissed him off, and he left. TS then decided to "take a break".
MSTManosLeft SOL Base, that is.
dtmutant99ok
MSTManosHe ended up creating MSTieGate.
TServo4affiliate time...
dtmutant99k
TServo4btw, I was testing you before to see if you were working with SOLbase so ignore my previous comments
* DarkonZero wonders how many times he has to relive this.....
MSTManosBefore his "break", TS was pissing off members of SOL Base, which led to constant walkouts
TServo4We should turn this into a TV-Movie
dtmutant99k
MSTManosTS came back as such figures as kane and, finally, Lodoprick... uh, I mean Lodovik.
DarkonZeroyadda.....yadda...yadda...
DeRaptorAh, yes, the chronicles of obsessive fans and their idiotic squabbling? Idunno...
dtmutant99k
TServo4ok anyway....
MSTManosSo, anyway, most of the SOL Base members pretty much went over to MSTieGate, CallipyG took over #Deep13, moved us to GalaxyNet, and then, finally, StarLink.
MSTManosThe end.
TServo4condensed version: he screwed us all
MSTManosYes.
* DarkonZero wonders if he was one key of the anti-TS movement.....
MSTManosBut then we screwed him.
dtmutant99how
MSTManosI could go on into the second chapter, which involves illiterate newbies, corrupt IRCops, and some stupid Romanian kid, but I'd rather not.
MSTManosWe all left him, that's how.
TServo4messed up his auctions, cut his funding, sent me in as a spy
MSTManos"If it's from SOL Base, it's guaranteed to be shitty!"
dtmutant99ok
MSTManosPardon the French.
dtmutant99sounds like the russian government 8-)
MSTManosHeh.
TServo4Btw, he's gonna start seling crappy CD's on ebay....
MSTManosDamn CIA.
MSTManosCrappy CD's? Explain.
DarkonZeroI became a reg of #Deep13 during July of 98.....after TS constantly spammed my MST3K chatroom.......
dtmutant99oh boy
TServo4you know, those "The best item on ebay ever" CD's
MSTManosHeh.
DeRaptoreep...
MSTManosYikes.
dtmutant99so i suppose you are a hardcore mst3k junky darkonzero?
TServo4we're really great people though
TServo4sort of
DarkonZeroNot too hardcore.......but been a fan since 92.
TServo4where's bob?
dtmutant99ok if youre all great people
MSTManos"All the sound files that you couldn't get for free on SOL Base! Now, with bids starting at $99.99!"
TServo4he's gonna start selling botparts too
MSTManosI've been a big fan since late '95.
dtmutant99that sux 100 for that?
TServo4Me...card carrieing since 89'
dtmutant99im a new fan. since 98, dont hate me for that
MSTManosI'm only kidding, but I wouldn't be surprised if he did such a thing.
MSTManosI probably wouldn't.
TServo4yeah, I'm an oldie.  my first was 102....
MSTManosWow. That's old.
DarkonZeroMy first ep was a rerun of 302.
TServo4He's gonna sell a shipment of soap dishes on ebay
dtmutant99i saw "Prince of space" and i was hooked
TServo4I've got all the rare info club stuff
MSTManosI saw some bits of 106... an ep I should get on tape.
MSTManosLike lunchboxes?
TServo4Rhino put it out
TServo4yup and a Demon dog!
MSTManosI'm aware of that. My wallet isn't, though.
MSTManosWow.
TServo4heh, he's a little shabby though
dtmutant99i bought those pewter figures.. theyre neat
DarkonZeroBut I'm a procrastinating MSTie.......I did become a Info Club member until 98 or something.
MSTManosThey're also worth mucho dinero.
TServo4I've got all the info club cards...etc...
dtmutant99soo wheres evereybody from?
MSTManosWhich means I outrank DZ.... hahahaha!!
TServo4Me...NYC
* DeRaptor looks up.
* DeRaptor is MiSTie since '97....
TServo4But I outrank all yaz
DarkonZeroBut I can't remember if I ever did send a request back in the early 90s to become a member.
MSTManosThe clean, crime-ridden suburbs of... LA??
dtmutant99me...suffolk county long island ny
MSTManosCrime-ridden?
TServo4oh, ok, I know where you are...
MSTManosThat should be crime-free.
dtmutant99uh-oh should i be worried
MSTManosI'm still from L.A.
TServo4I'm in Rockland county tchnically
TServo4ANyway, I got my funding cut on those KTMA's
MSTManosI live in an L.A. suburb. And no, I meant what I said.
DarkonZeroLas Vegas....
dtmutant99a basic split... east vs weat
dtmutant99west
MSTManosAnd believe it or not, DZ DOESN'T work in a casino.
DarkonZeroActually...I do Manny.
TServo4oh, a lounge singer...
MSTManosHeh.
DarkonZeroWell....I'm currently suspended.
MSTManosI used to work as a drug dealer, until I realized what were the drugs I was selling.
TServo4baking soda?
MSTManos"I thought you had a medical liscense!"
MSTManosHeh.
dtmutant99hehe
DarkonZeroOregano....
* DeRaptor snickers.
TServo4Anyway, I'm selling old info club stuff if you guys want first picks at it
* MSTManos finally decided to spend $45 bucks on the info club catalog.
MSTManosCool.
dtmutant99i often go on a shopping spree on the mst3k catalog when i hit $$50
TServo4Yeah, my limit is $115, if I can raise it
* MSTManos doesn't have enough money.
TServo4that's only on my b-day though
DeRaptorhmmmm....whatcha got?
dtmutant99me?
TServo4well stuff
* MSTManos plans on selling old, useless memory.
TServo4mostly cards, survival kits...
MSTManosCards?
TServo4mem ccards
MSTManosAh...
DeRaptordude...they used to have those?
TServo4yup, season 1-10 cards
dtmutant99wow
TServo4Also a season 6 cast poster I don't want anymore
MSTManosSeason 6!
DeRaptoroooooh.
MSTManosThat season had the best stars in the worst movies.
* DeRaptor wonders why she never got a membership card...
MSTManosAnd the worst directors... well... worst movies.
TServo4yes very much so.  You get it with the survival kit
TServo4the card
MSTManosHmm.
* DeRaptor snickers at http://terribleclaw.com/DeRaptor/fancyduds.jpg and has to go.
DarkonZeroBye De...
TServo4cya de
DeRaptoradios.
* DeRaptor runs.
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TServo4anyway, anone want a sol model?
dtmutant99i dont have much money now
TServo4Well,  I can freeking drop the tpaes at your front door from here dt
TServo4just chuck them
dtmutant99hehe ill attach them to a rock
TServo4I thought De would hold out longer
dtmutant99save on postage
MSTManosWell, I hope you'll like #Deep13, dt.
dtmutant99yes its cool, but i cant always be on here
MSTManosMe neither.
MSTManosI'm only here on weekends.
DarkonZeroHell......most of us aren't here all the time.
TServo4ditto
TServo4on saturdays
DarkonZeroWell......
DarkonZeroI'm almost here all the time.
dtmutant99probably for me only on saturdays
TServo4Do you guys want the mst stuff?
MSTManosAnd our fearless leader CG doesn't even come that much.
MSTManosI'll think about it.
MSTManosSounds cool.
DarkonZeroTS4.......if I had the money....I would.
TServo4CG's still scares me....
dtmutant99whos cg again
MSTManosCallipyG.
TServo4he's the hero in the story
dtmutant99thanx
MSTManoshttp://www.deep13.org/deep13/ops
MSTManosThat's everyone who comes to the room.
DarkonZeroHmmmm.....
MSTManosAlmost, at least.
DarkonZeroOk......it seems that I'm not the eldest MSTie here.....
TServo4anyway, TS want's me to maintain part of SOLBase.  SHould I inflict pain, or infultrate more info?
MSTManosInfultrate, then inflict.
DarkonZeroCool....I'M NOT THE OLD GUY!
dtmutant99yeah
MSTManosThere's a guy named Prometheus16 who hasn't come to the room since last fall.
DarkonZeroI think Prom thinks we hate him....
TServo4hey I'm not up there!
DarkonZeroCause we did rag on him alot.
MSTManosCam may have inflicted that idea upon him.
MSTManosBut he ain't here.
TServo4well, wasn't around long enough anyways
dtmutant99i just made the chat so my browser goes to it when i open it
DarkonZeroTS4.......how old are ya?
TServo4yeah, I'm going to inf and than inf. 15  been around mst for a while though
TServo4that would men I was 4 and I still "got it"
dtmutant99so how old r u
DarkonZeroThe hell?
TServo4I think someone actually joined me up really.
TServo4weird
MSTManosSo... before Kindergardten, you were a MSTie?
TServo4yup, pretty much
MSTManosWhoa...
DarkonZeroDamn.....I'm still the eldest here.
TServo4I grew up on the show
MSTManosThat's weird.
dtmutant99i was held back... my parents didnt get expanded cable until '98 when the divorce came
* DarkonZero waits for Bob to hear "OLD MAN"/
TServo4Bob's gone throught the roof
TServo4wha happa with him?
MSTManosAh, yes. Brother Bob.
dtmutant99so i guess BOB is the big man on campus?
DarkonZeroDamn.....I'm 23.......
DarkonZeroAnd outranked.
dtmutant99im 17
DarkonZeroOh well...
TServo4hey I didn't know super was in NY?!
DarkonZeroI am MSTie# 91473
MSTManosYeah, he goes to Rensaellaer Polytechnic Institute in Troy.
MSTManosI think the name is different.
TServo4hold on, lemme see what my # was
dtmutant99i dont know what # i got but i know i have one
dtmutant99its on the mailing label right?
DarkonZeroYeah...
dtmutant99who wants me to go check? im a new member...
DarkonZeroIt's on the mailing label.
dtmutant99i ll go check,,, hope i can find a label
dtmutant99AFK
TServo4got it #9395
TServo4whoops #3995
DarkonZeroNow that I remember my e-mail to Barb.....I told her I sent in a SASE but never got a response......
TServo4typo
DarkonZeroDAMN SNAIL MAIL!
TServo4I'm a relly old MSTie!
TServo4really
TServo4really really
TServo4well, not KTMA old, but really
MSTManosReally old MSTie, you are. Really old person, DZ is.
TServo4brb
DarkonZeroThank for pointing that out Manny.....:)
* MSTManos looks up.
MSTManos(dtmutant99) so i guess BOB is the big man on campus?
MSTManosHaha.
* DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like Krankor!
[SOUND]
MSTManosBob isn't the big man on campus, but because of his eternal marriage with Mars, he'd like to think he is.
TServo4back
dtmutant99hey whos talking about me!!!
MSTManosQuote me on that.
TServo4ok
DarkonZeroWe were talking about Bob.
MSTManosNo, I was just answering one of your questions.
dtmutant99brb
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MSTManosApparently, my time is up here.
DarkonZeroLater Manos....
MSTManosI'm leaving too early.
MSTManos:-)
MSTManosOh, well. Bye, everyone.
TServo4well, since dt lives uncofortably close(like a gillete razor) less money is spent
TServo4cya MST
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DarkonZeroWell....
TServo4Well, DZ, shuffle the deck....
* DarkonZero cuts the cheese.....
DarkonZeroOoops!
* TServo4 Passes the gray pupon to DZ
DarkonZeroWell....now what?
TServo4you want any merchandise?
DarkonZeroLike I said....if I had the money........I would.
TServo4I think dt will be back...I have stuff for sale
TServo4tapes?
DarkonZeroTape trade?
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Dtmutant99there we go
TServo4have a list?
TServo4of tapes?
TServo4cuz I'll do a tape trade
DarkonZeroActually....all I got is the Rhino tapes....
DarkonZeroI told ya I was a procrastinator.
TServo4hmm...any sci-fi?
DarkonZeroOnly Space Mutiny.
TServo4I don't think I have that
TServo4your in luck
DarkonZeroAnd I think I got 1013 still....
TServo4www.mst3k.cc/tapes
Dtmutant99wait... can you guyz get my address if i tell you my fan club #?
TServo4no
DarkonZeroNope....
DarkonZeroThat's impossible.
TServo4only BBI has the adresses
Dtmutant99ok then
Dtmutant9995112 is it!
TServo4I feel like Barbb
TServo4answering questions
DarkonZeroHehe....
Dtmutant99lets see... GREAT stuff you can buy...
TServo4I think she get angry at people asking her questions all day.
Dtmutant99sol model kit...
DarkonZeroI only asked her how I could join......
TServo4bot parts...
TServo4she got pissed at me whe I asked her If I could buy the pilot
Dtmutant99interesting stuff in the catalog..
TServo4which one?
Dtmutant99the newest one
TServo4the new one?
TServo4oh ok
DarkonZeroI only got 3 catalogs.
TServo4I wanted to get the raw tape, but I'm broke
DarkonZeroAnd they're all old.
Dtmutant99"holiday 1999"
DarkonZeroI DIDN'T GET THAT!
DarkonZeroDAH!
DarkonZeroDAMMIT!
TServo4Well, I've got a really old one from winter 89
Dtmutant99oh boy
TServo4It only has three things in it
Dtmutant99JANUS SOL MODEL KIT is on the front
DarkonZeroWait.....
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Dtmutant99it has more that 3
DarkonZeroDt.....when did you get it?
Dtmutant99.....
TServo4no on the original 89 catalog?
Dtmutant99when i bought the pewter bots they sent it and said i was a new fan club member
TServo4in 89 they only had the t-shirt, the mug, and the demon dogs
MSTAnonSigh...
Dtmutant99funny.... they put the small pewter bots box in this 2ft by 1ft box!
MSTAnonHeh.
DarkonZeroThat's how things are always shipped.
MSTAnonDid I mention I got my XL7FG today?
TServo4heh
Dtmutant99well this holiday 1999 has many, many things in it
TServo4hey MSTanon your here
TServo4didn't see ya
MSTAnonBoo.
Dtmutant99no, not always... i bought a tape very recently and they sent it it a tight box
DarkonZeroStill....
DarkonZeroThat's how things are shipped.
TServo4I was talking about how long I've been a MSTie
DarkonZeroWhatever box they got....they use.
Dtmutant99i guess so..
Dtmutant99.....as the chat goes on into the next day.....
TServo4They sent it to me in this greaat box with the plantel ogo on the side
* DarkonZero wishes he wasn't senile.......
TServo4no, I'm fooling.  I get these crappy boxes too.
Dtmutant99the BIG box had small logos of the bots imprinted on the sides...
Dtmutant99just kidding
TServo4ANd torgos
Dtmutant99i dont think they would sent that
DarkonZeroHey folks....it's time for me to take off.........till next time.....
TServo4"Dear Penthouse, I'm a lutenent at a small midwestern spacestaion..."
TServo4cya DZ
Dtmutant99bye
MSTAnonLater.
DarkonZeroMe! I disconnect from you...all!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
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