#Deep13_1000121.log

Session Start: Fri Jan 21 10:17:13 2000
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*** Topic is 'BobIshmael: He may suck at typing, but he's also an idiot. '
*** Set by Mars on Fri Jan 21 01:14:23
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Session Close: Fri Jan 21 10:17:19 2000
Session Start: Fri Jan 21 14:40:35 2000
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*** Topic is 'BobIshmael: He may suck at typing, but he's also an idiot. '
*** Set by Mars on Fri Jan 21 01:14:23
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Session Start: Fri Jan 21 14:53:05 2000
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*** Topic is 'BobIshmael: He may suck at typing, but he's also an idiot. '
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Session Close: Fri Jan 21 14:53:10 2000
Session Start: Fri Jan 21 15:04:32 2000
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*** Topic is 'BobIshmael: He may suck at typing, but he's also an idiot. '
*** Set by Mars on Fri Jan 21 01:14:23
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DarkonZeroHey Anon.
MSTAnonHi.
DarkonZeroSo...what's up?
MSTAnonUh, not much.
DarkonZeroAh...the same goes with me.
MSTAnonJust started MSTies Anonymous of Colorado, trying to recruit members.
DarkonZeroAh...
MSTAnonSo once I get officers and a number of members, I can get recognized by CSU and hold an event as early as mid-February.
DarkonZeroThat's cool....
MSTAnonYup, episode screenings, tape trading, live MSTing of raw B-movies...
DarkonZeroNeat.....
MSTAnonOh, yeah. Don't you wish there was a branch in your state?
DarkonZeroOk....it was ok until now.
DarkonZeroNow you're rubbing it in.
MSTAnonHow's that?
MSTAnonAh.
DarkonZeroIf I knew any MSTies out here....I would have started something with them.
MSTAnonIt's a rare breed.
DarkonZeroI know.....we're starting to die out.
MSTAnonUnfortunately, yeah.
DarkonZeroTime to start a MST3K religion.
DarkonZeroConvert people.
MSTAnonBut MSTies won't be extinct as long as I'm alive...
MSTAnonHeh.
DarkonZeroSame here....though I am sorta a poor excuse of a MSTie.....
MSTAnonWhat, haven't you built a 'Bot?
DarkonZeroNope....
MSTAnonTraded any tapes?
DarkonZeroI didn't even get the Bot builders guide.
MSTAnonTsk, tsk.
DarkonZeroI haven't traded either.
MSTAnonOrdered any merchandise from BBI?
MSTAnonEven registered as a MSTie with BBI?!
DarkonZeroMSTie # 91473
MSTAnonAwfully late there, but still an official MSTie.
DarkonZeroBut haven't ordered anything.
MSTAnonFor shame.
DarkonZeroI trying to remember if I actually sent in a membership request back in the early '90.
DarkonZeroI can't remember.
DarkonZeroI did join pretty late though.
MSTAnonBummer.
DarkonZeroI e-mailed Barb in ordeer to join.
DarkonZeroordeer?
MSTAnonI e-mailed Juliewa to join.
DarkonZeroDamn...my Canadian accent is showing.
MSTAnonJuliewa signed my Season 6 cast poster. =D
DarkonZeroNeat!
MSTAnonYeah, I think it's a one-of-a-kind.
DarkonZeroWho knows....it might be.
DarkonZeroYou're evil!
DarkonZeroWait...
DarkonZeroNo...
DarkonZeroYou're evil!
MSTAnonHehe.
MSTAnonI've also got a signed Season 8 cast poster.
DarkonZeroThat's cool....
MSTAnonDon't you have one?
DarkonZeroI just wish I had the money at the time to order stuff......
DarkonZeroI was poor when I became a offivial memeber.
DarkonZerooffivial?
MSTAnonHeck, I'm still poor.
DarkonZeroAnon....to tell you the truth.....the only thing I have MST3K wise is just the Rhino tapes......
DarkonZeroI have nothing else.
* DarkonZero thinks about that.
DarkonZeroyep....I hae nothing else.
DarkonZerohae to have
MSTAnonI'm sorry to hear that.
DarkonZeroThough my relatives are MSTies....and I'm proud of that.
DarkonZeroThough I;m not sure they are registered.
DarkonZeroBut still MSTie nonetheless.
MSTAnonWell if I'm not mistaken, they're running out of time.
DarkonZeroI know....
DarkonZeroEither way...registered or unregistered......if you like the show alot...you're a MSTie.
MSTAnonUnofficially, yes.
DarkonZeroMy aunt was a Joel fan.
DarkonZeroIS
DarkonZeroImean is.
MSTAnonHeh.
DarkonZeroEventually.....I'll come across MSTie stuff sometime......and purchase it......and care for it......WITH MY LIFE!
DarkonZeroI do that with all my stuff actually.
DarkonZeroThough I did throw away a bunch of old Nintendo Power magazines.....
DarkonZeroThey lost their usefulness.
MSTAnonYou what?!
* MSTAnon still has all the back issues of Nintendo Power.
DarkonZeroI was a member of the Nintendo Power club....I still got the pin.
MSTAnonHeh.
DarkonZeroI joined back in '88.
MSTAnonThe first issue of my subscription was Volume 8: Duck Tales.
DarkonZeroWhen the first issue came out.
MSTAnonI was eight years old at the time.
DarkonZeroI had the first issue......I was 11 at the time.
MSTAnonBack then, it was a huge deal to scrounge up $15.
DarkonZeroOr to get your mom to order it.
DarkonZeroThat's what I did.
MSTAnonNo, I actually paid for it myself.
DarkonZeroNow I'm a computer gamer......and sorta a console gamer.
* MSTAnon plays his N64 intensively, but not as much as he'd like.
* DarkonZero feels like playing Team Fortress Classic...again.
MSTAnonSpeaking of which, I think I'll go play The New Tetris...
MSTAnonSee ya.
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MSTManosDZ!!!
DarkonZeroMANOS!!!!
DarkonZeroYou just missed Anon.
MSTManosReally?
DarkonZeroYeah....
MSTManos<sarcasm> Wow. Terrible. </sarcasm>
DarkonZeroHe wasn't braggin'....that much, today.
MSTManosHeh.
DarkonZeroSo...where ya been?
DarkonZeroAh.....spacing out.
DarkonZeroThat's what you been up to.
MSTManosOh, sorry.
DarkonZeroNo prob.
MSTManosI was spacing out earlier today... right now, I was just doing something.
DarkonZeroWhile spacing out.....
MSTManosUh, kinda...
DarkonZeroHehe..
DarkonZeroI'm still suspended from work.....I had to turn in a statement today about my side of what happened.
DarkonZeroI used both forms.....
DarkonZeroI had alot to say.
MSTManosHmm.
MSTManosWow.
DarkonZeroBut other than that....
DarkonZeroI killed people.....virtually.
MSTManosHeh.
DarkonZeroI've been playing a game mod called Team Fortress Classic......
* MSTManos looks up.
MSTManosSo, Bob was here, eh?
DarkonZeroThat's from last night.
DarkonZeroHmmm.....I wonder if Ling is still pissed at me.
DarkonZeroThe last time he was on I made fun of him.....of course he thinks he's better at everything than I am.
DarkonZeroAnd I don't know why.......
DarkonZeroI thought my inferiority complex was bad.
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DarkonZeroD'oh!
DarkonZeroPeer?
ManosManYep, yep.
DarkonZero* MSTManos looks up.
DarkonZero<MSTManos> So, Bob was here, eh?
DarkonZero<DarkonZero> That's from last night.
DarkonZero<DarkonZero> Hmmm.....I wonder if Ling is still pissed at me.
DarkonZero<DarkonZero> The last time he was on I made fun of him.....of course he thinks he's better at everything than I am.
DarkonZero<DarkonZero> And I don't know why.......
DarkonZero<DarkonZero> I thought my inferiority complex was bad.
DarkonZeroEverythingyou missed.
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ManosManAnd my ghost is put to rest.
DarkonZeroHehe...
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FarlmegHI!
DarkonZeroWhat the hell?
ManosManSon of a bitch?
ManosManWho are you? Should I know you?
DarkonZeroUh....welcome Farlmeg.
Farlmegyes you should
DarkonZeroDo we kow you?
ManosManNo I shouldn't.
Farlmegi come here alot though i've never seen you
DarkonZerokow to know
ManosManOh, really?
ManosManWell, DZ, that's good.
ManosManHold on...
ManosMan*** Farlmeg (who_@ip233.philadelphia11.pa.pub-ip.psi.net) has joined #Deep13
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DarkonZeroLing....is that you?
Farlmegi know Cal, DK, greid, MSTAnon
* ManosMan fwaps DZ.
DarkonZeroOW!
ManosManDK!
ManosManIdiot.
DarkonZeroD'oh!
Farlmegi'm not DK!
ManosManI wasn't talking to you, farmlimp.
Farlmegjust cause i'm from Philly. Jeez
ManosManNo, no, no.
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DarkonZeroSPOOF!
ManosMansupper!
* Farlmeg is away
* superspy hates his network
superspyDNS server crapped out last night, that's why I dropped out
ManosManThe whole Pokemon gestalt, I suppose.
ManosManAnd that.
DarkonZeroHey spy...do you know this.....um...s/he? Calls themself Farlmeg.....
superspydon't know him/her
ManosManAll we need is Bob and Cam, and we could have a hell of a beating.
DarkonZeroOk....
ManosManBob is a creature of the night, though... and Cam... well, Cam never comes here that much.
* Farlmeg is back
DarkonZeroCam hasn't come back for some time.
ManosManMaybe he hooked up with Katie....
FarlmegDk, Cal, gried, Loc, etc know me
ManosManAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
ManosManThey're not like us.
ManosManAnd Bob.
ManosManAnd the late Cambot S. Quire.
DarkonZeroWe are the sarcasm crew.
DarkonZeroWait...
DarkonZeroNevermind.
* DarkonZero fwaps himself.
ManosManLoc and the rest don't have that sharp we do. They have wit. Just not a painful wit. Haha.
DarkonZeroOh yeah....
DarkonZeroI'm sorta dulling out.....
ManosManAnd Bob is our spiritual leader. Because his wit is strong and painful.
* DarkonZero getts out a pencil sharpener.
ManosManVERY painful. So painful, it's even caused all these marks on my face.
DarkonZeroI'm just the elder guy.
* ManosMan points to the part that used to be my ear.
ManosManSee?
DarkonZeroyour ear is missing...again?
ManosManYep. Pretty soon, I'll look like those guys from "Alien Nation".
DarkonZero.....
DarkonZeroI hated that movie...and TV series.
ManosManI never watched it, myself. And I don't intend to watch either.
DarkonZeroBut back to what's what.....identifying the person.
ManosManYeah! Who the hell are you?
DarkonZeroIf you frequent this channel.......I woulda seen ya.
DarkonZeroFarlmeg seems to be a squatter.
-ManosMan- Hmm. I shouldn't mention anything about me only coming on weekends...
Farlmegi haven't been here for two days
* superspy looks up
superspythey do, do they?
FarlmegI'm a guy
ManosManspy?
superspyhmm?
ManosManI'm lost.
superspyme too
ManosMan<superspy> they do, do they?
FarlmegYOU'S DON'T KNOW ME!!!!
ManosManWhat be that?
DarkonZeroOk....I still woulda seen ya.....I've been here for the past week.
ManosManGood for us, farmlimp.
Farlmegwell DK, Cal, and most of the gang know me
ManosManThey're not the witty people!
* Farlmeg is away
ManosManWE ARE!
DarkonZeroOk....I think we're ticking him off or something.
superspyya' think, DZ?
ManosManUs and Bob and Cam, that is.
DarkonZeroWe are the Brotherhood of PEZ!
ManosManWhy we included spy, who knows.
ManosManBut he
ManosManDAMN!
DarkonZerospy di his own stuff......he pissed EJ off.
ManosManBut he's a college boy from upstate New York. That's neat.
ManosManOh, right!
* superspy smacks MM
superspyquiet
ManosManOW!
ManosManHeyyy.
superspyI'm so witty that you can't even be in my presence when I tell a joke, lest you want to be blinded by humor
ManosManAnd as for Cam, his wit is even more powerful and painful than Bob's. But he only uses his sense of humor, which is very stale.
superspyand yes, I pissed off EJ
superspythat's GOTTA count for something
ManosManOf course.
ManosManSo here's my badge for you.
superspyhell, I got friends to bug all of Homelame
ManosManWow.
* superspy takes the badge and frames it
DarkonZerospy you got others to torment HG?
DarkonZeroWhen?
superspyyes
superspyjeez
superspyback in october or so?
DarkonZeroOh....
ManosManAre they experienced haX0rs?
ManosManOh.
superspyno
DarkonZeroI miss playing "Searching for Akmed" in HG.
DarkonZeroActually...in any channel.
superspyjust friends who were bored one night, so we went to a lab, installed mIRC, and they asked me to find them a room for them to "have fun" in
superspyneedless to say, it didn't take me long to think of one :)
DarkonZeroHehe....
ManosManHeheh.
ManosManSee? spy's cool.
DarkonZeroHe's is one of BP.
superspyBP?
superspyoh
ManosManBP?
superspybob's people
DarkonZeroBrotherhood of PEZ!
ManosManOh.
ManosManOh!
superspythat too
ManosManCam is in.
DarkonZeroShould we bring back the PEZ thing......it hasn't been done in a while?
ManosMan'Ku is in training.
ManosManNot since omega back in July.
DarkonZeroWe haven't done "The Church" bit either....
ManosManHmm.
ManosMan"REPENT!!!!!!!"?
DarkonZeroI haven't written for the Book Of Bob in a long time.
DarkonZeroYes Manny...that bit.
ManosManWe also haven't done the "Satanic Worshippers" thing, either.
DarkonZeroI forgot what was entailed in that one.....
DarkonZeroWhat did we do?
ManosManThe "Satanic Worshippers" thing?
DarkonZeroDamn....I am baffled.
DarkonZeroI forgot it.
ManosManThat one, DZ?
DarkonZeroYeah....
ManosManTELL ME!
ManosManOh.
ManosManYes.
ManosManMe and Bob played worshippers of the great, powerful and evil Satan.
DarkonZerooh....that was a you and Bob bit.
ManosManYeah...
DarkonZeroI wasn't part of it.
ManosManHmm.
DarkonZeroThat's why I didn't know.
DarkonZeroI remember when I pissed of this guy from India by posing as a Pakistanian.
ManosManHA!
superspyhehe
ManosManUm...
ManosManDZ? spy?
DarkonZeroYeah?
superspyhmm?
ManosManHave we been rambling all this time?
DarkonZeroPretty much...
DarkonZeroit passes the time.
DarkonZeroTime to play...."Mess with Farlmeg".
DarkonZeroShall we?
ManosManYes.
* DarkonZero pantses Farlmeg.
ManosManWinner gets respect. Loser gets a legitimate pingkill.
ManosManAnd here's our contestant for the evening... FARMLEG!
* ManosMan watches that guy in the back clap.
DarkonZero<That guy> woo!
DarkonZeroGreid is online.....
* superspy claps
DarkonZero....
DarkonZerothat was unexpected.
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Greidanusy'ello
DarkonZeroGreid....
GreidanusDZ...
ManosManHi, Gried.
* superspy gives Farl a swirlie
ManosManAnd you too, Greid.
DarkonZeroGreid......do you kow this guy....calls himself Farlmeg?
superspyhi, greid
Greidanusvaguely
DarkonZeroDAMN "n"!
ManosManI call him Farmlimp. Haha.
Greidanus"n"!?
ManosMan<DarkonZero> Greid......do you kow this guy....calls himself Farlmeg?
ManosMan<DarkonZero> DAMN "n"!
DarkonZeroThanks Manny.
DarkonZeroThat's the third time.....
ManosManNo problemo.
ManosManI noticed. I actually thought you were doing it on purpose.
DarkonZeroI can't seem to type "know"...until now.
GreidanusFarlmeg is the newbie meat, right person-who-wants-the-name-Megaen-Farley?
Farlmeghuh?
ManosManHe's currently on drugs.
ManosManHuh?
Greidanushuh!?
GreidanusHUH!?
ManosManNow he's back... and really high.
DarkonZeroWha!?!?
Greidanusheehee
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[Greidanus SOUND]
FarlmegChris FARLley , and nutMEG
Greidanusjust to scare ya, DZ
Greidanuswhy the nutmeg?
DarkonZeroGreid.....just be lucky I don't have that sound.
Farlmegi like the word
Greidanusd'oh!!
DarkonZeroNO!
Greidanusheehee...
* DarkonZero smacks Greid.....
* Greidanus jams the sound down DZ's throat
DarkonZeroUAHADGH!
* Greidanus sees DZ foam at the mouth
* DarkonZero dies....
Greidanuswhoa... didn't expect that
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* superspy looks up
superspyyeah, farl.....
superspythat makes sense
* superspy never thought chris farley was terribly funny
GreidanusFarley-Nutmeg... crazy nick you got
ManosMan<Farlmeg> Chris FARLley , and nutMEG
ManosManChris Farley??? GEEZ!
* Greidanus reincarnates DZ, only to make him die, once again
ManosManI mean, I'm sorry the guy died the way he died, but... well... other than that, I don't care much for him.
DZIsDeadi like the word "ass"....cause that's what I like calling people.....
* Farlmeg is away [Reading my favorite online comic strip! www.userfriendly.org]
ManosManOh no you're not... FARMLIMP!
Greidanusheh...
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* Greidanus jams the sound down DZ's throat!!
ManosManDo you know DK personally?
* DarkonZero dies....
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[Greidanus SOUND]
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DZIsDeadI'm dead.....
Greidanusyeah, we know
DZIsDeadAnd I love it!
* DZIsDead hugs Greid.....
DZIsDeadThank you!
GreidanusDarkon: Dead and Loving it
Farlmegyes i do IRL
* Greidanus smacks DZ
DZIsDeadOW!
ManosManI knew it. DK has a reputation for inviting his unwanted friends into #Deep13.
GreidanusDK's gotta stop dragging his friends in here...
ManosManDK thinks he's cool.
Farlmegwhat does IRL mean?
ManosManDK thinks he's goth.
Farlmegi mean IOL
GreidanusIn Real Life
FarlmegIOL-In Online Life
ManosMan<Farlmeg> yes i do IRL <Farlmeg> what does IRL mean?
Greidanuswell then, there ya go
ManosManThat's funny.
Greidanusheehee!
Farlmegi made a boo-boo
ManosManCam could laugh at that for hours without breathing.
DZIsDeadyup.
Greidanushell, yeah
* Greidanus bonks Darkon-Zombie upside the head
DZIsDeadI miss Cam......but not his obsession with washing machines.
ManosManThen again, Cam would laugh at anything.
ManosManOr Katie.
DZIsDeadThat too....
ManosManThat was always distrubing... uncomfortable... sometimes funny.
ManosManDAMN!
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ManosManI just realized something. I don't have Katie's pic anymore.
GreidanusI never experienced him in his obsessions, so I don't know what you're talking about. Although I know all he had in his profile was his AIM SN and Katie
DZIsDeadIf Cam started talking about katie on washing mashines....we would never hear the end of it.
ManosManWait... you haven't spoken to Cam, righy?
ManosManUh-oh.
* Farlmeg is away [I'm a jackass]
ManosManSure are.
Greidanusnot much. he's only been in here a few times while I was
Greidanusyou are a jackass
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DarKrow4,1A black bird enters the room
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DarKrowHey!
ManosManDK.
DZIsDeadDK....
GreidanusDK. stop inviting your friends in here!!!!!
* ManosMan points to Farmlimp.
DarKrowWha?
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Greidanushunh!?
ManosManThe fork?
Greidanuswhat's with the nick, DZ?
DarKrowWho pissed you ppl off NOW!
* ManosMan points to Farmlimp once again.
Greidanusyour Chis Farly-Nutmeg creation!!
LesStaticThe nick is my new real last name....and bob suggested the new real first name....
DarKrowWha?
FarlmegDK! DK!!!
Farlmegthey are being mean too me...
Farlmegtoo=to
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LesStaticWe can't help it.
ManosManAnd we're outwitting him.
DarkonZeroheehee
Farlmeg<ManosMan> Loc and the rest don't have that sharp we do. They have wit. Just not a painful wit. Haha.
Farlmeghe said that!
DarKrowwho? Wha? Where?
ManosManWhat a lie.
DarkonZerothat sharp we do??
ManosManThat's such a big, stupid lie, limp!
DarkonZerowhuh?
Farlmegi cut and pasted from earlier
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DarkonZerowhy!?
ManosManMelty!
superspyfarl's a tattle-tale
DarkonZeroIMM...
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LesStaticMM!
Farlmegi'm also a jackass
[MeltingMan SOUND]
* superspy wonders if he can just call him "farm". it's easier.
DarkonZeroyes, you are
superspythat much we know, farl
Farlmeglol
ManosManWhy call him that when we can call him limp?
DarkonZero"Yes, Mr. Farm, we do have tractors in stock."
superspytrue, mm
MeltingManI didn't say anything
DarKrowWho is Farl?
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superspyHAHAHAHHA
superspyBWAHAHAHAHAHA
MeltingManOld MacDonald had a Farl.
MSTManosHe reffered to me. Although I made sure he doesn't.
MSTManosHeheheh.
superspyDK, say that again!
DarKrowWho is Farl?
superspyBWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MSTManosWho is Farl?? Limp here, of course!
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DarkonZeroEIEIO!
FarlmegYou know me, well not personally but you have seen me a few times here, and even called me names!
DarKrowWha?
DarKrowBinx?
Farlmegbinx?
MSTManosBinx?
Farlmegbinx?
MSTManosFlexyLexy?
Farlmeglol
GreidanusCrazyHed!
MSTManosLocMistress?
Farlmegthats a funny name
MSTManosCrazyRed?
MSTManosBonx?
Farlmegi'm NEW
DarkonZeroBigRed?
Farlmegonly been here a few times
DarkonZeroCliffor: The Big Red Dog
MSTManosYes, Farmlimp, you sure are.
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[MeltingMan SOUND]
MSTManosAnd because I've already given you a dispairaging name, you are assured that right.
DarkonZerovery tru
DarkonZeroe
MeltingManentertainment television
FarlmegI thought the big red dog was Clifford not Cliffor
MSTManosCrazy Hed = CrazyRed
[MeltingMan SOUND]
DarkonZeroAAHH!!!
MSTManosRoxyGal = FlexyLexy
MSTManosBinx =Bonx
* Farlmeg is away [i'm a busy...person]
DarKrowSniper?
MSTManosYeah.
MSTManosAnd there's that one girl who was seducing Loc.
DarkonZeroDZ BONK!
* DarkonZero bonks Farlmeg with a clown hammer
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[MeltingMan SOUND]
MSTManosCool! The "Du Hast" video is on!
DarkonZeromm...
GreidanusDu you hast a video.....
MeltingManMe?
DarkonZeroNo, the melty thing next to you...
MSTManosMe?
* Greidanus runs over MeltingMan with her golf cart.
DarkonZeroOr is it me?
MeltingManIt's superspy!
superspyhmm?
superspyhuh?
MSTManosStop calling me MM. It hurts Melty here. And it confuses the two of us... SPY!
superspywhat'd I do?
superspyhehehe
DarkonZeroRemember, I'M the moron!
DarkonZeroI got confused...
MeltingManI have eyes!
DarkonZeroBut I can't see them very well...
GreidanusMe either....
MeltingManOh....well...I was thinking you could call me IMM ....you know.  EYE M M
MeltingManCuz I have eyes.
MeltingManSO that would work.
MSTManosHmm.
MSTManosThat's a mighty good point.
DarkonZeroeye MM? Geez, that's just stupid
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[MeltingMan SOUND]
GreidanusThen we have to type out "eye" everytime.
GreidanusAnd I'm lazy....
DarkonZeroExactly!
MeltingManNo....it's shortened to "I"
MeltingManYou see...it's a great idea!
MeltingManI see....cuz I have eyes.
GreidanusAs great as spray on hair.
DarkonZeroI still don't see them
* DarkonZero hugs Greid...
* MeltingMan wishes someone would make spray-off hair.
* Farlmeg is back
MeltingManNo you're not.
* Greidanus runs over DarkonZero with ther golf cart.
DarkonZeroAnd so, he is back...
MeltingManStop lying, Farlmeg.
DarkonZeroOw...
MeltingManYou'll never be back.
Farlmeghow do make a macro that appears when you enter a chatroom?
DarkonZeropress Alt-F4
Farlmegshut up
* MeltingMan makes a macrow with glue and cheese and crayons.
DarkonZerooh, so we got a wise-guy, eh?
Farlmeghey look! It's Moe!
Greidanus.....
MeltingManYou see.....I glue cheese and macoroni in a row...then I decorate
DarkonZeroNyuck nyuck!!
DarKrowNyuk Nyuk Nyuk
MeltingManWhoop whoop whoop!
* DarKrow pokes DZ in the eyes
Farlmegboink!
DarkonZeroOw!
*** superspy has left IRC
*** superspy is now known as spyafk
* DarKrow throws pies at people
* DarkonZero pokes DK in the eyes doubly hard
MeltingManI spy with my little eye...somone that is afk
* Greidanus runs over DarKrow with her golf cart.
DarKrowOW!OW!
* DarKrow stands up with a broken wing
DarKrowGAAAAAAAH!
DarkonZero*bump* *bump*
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* Farlmeg slaps DK over and over again *bubbitty bubbity bubbity*
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* spyafk pushes a button and blows up greid's cart
[MeltingMan SOUND]
DarkonZeroYou were AFK, remember?
MeltingManHeh
*** spyafk is now known as spy-sortaa
MeltingMansortaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
*** spy-sortaa is now known as spy-
DarkonZeroUh...
spy-dammit
MeltingManNow you're spy minus
*** MeltingMan is now known as spy
*** spy- is now known as superspy
spyI'm regular spy....
* superspy tackles melty
*** spy is now known as MeltingMan
DarkonZeroIt's a girl fight!
* MeltingMan pulls spy's hair.
* Farlmeg will be right back
Greidanusdarkon....shouldn't you be in that fight too?
DarkonZeroNo...
DarKrowAustralia had censored the internet
* DarkonZero whimpers and hides from the fight
DarkonZeroand Greid, mind you...
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DarkonZeroYES!
DarKrowI got to go
MeltingManBye, DK
GreidanusBye Dk....
DarkonZeroBya, DK
superspybye
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GreidanusShall we Darkon?
* MeltingMan Darkons!
superspyhmm?
DarkonZeroShall we what?
MeltingManWhoo!!!  Nothing like Darkoning!
GreidanusI dunno......
* MeltingMan Darkons the night away
DarkonZeroThings, or simply stuff?
MeltingManDarkon, Darkon, Darkon!
GreidanusOh nevermind....
*** Greidanus has left IRC
*** Greidanus is now known as LesStatic
MeltingManDarkon, Darkon, Darkon; Darkonarkon!
MeltingManDarkon, Darkon, Darkon, Darkon!
MeltingManDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAarkon!
*** DarkonZero is now known as Greidanus
GreidanusMUAHAHAHA!!!
*** MeltingMan has left IRC
*** DarkonZero is on IRC
*** MeltingMan is now known as DarkonZero
* DarkonZero Darkons!
Greidanusdah...
*** MeltingMan is on IRC
*** LesStatic is now known as MeltingMan
DarkonZeroDarkon, Darkon, Darkon, Darkon!
DarkonZeroDarkon, Darkon, Darkon!
* MeltingMan melts....
MeltingManDamn....
* DarkonZero Darkons!
DarkonZeroDAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAARRRR-KON!
DarkonZeroDARKON!
* Greidanus ... uh, Greids?
DarkonZeroDarkon, Darkon, Darkon!
DarkonZeroDAWAWAWARKON!
Greidanushaving fun, Greid?
Greidanusand Melt, most of all
DarkonZeroDabatawatarkon!
DarkonZeroDiggityarkon!
MeltingManSomeone was hitting the weed this morning.
DarkonZeroDingle-ingle-darkon!
GreidanusIt's the secret language of the ancient Darkon tribe...
DarkonZeroDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDARKON!
MeltingManSomeone had way too much sugar.
DarkonZeroDUBBA, DUBBA, DARKON!
DarkonZeroDingleberryarkon!
GreidanusGreid, shut up!! I mean the real Greid...
DarkonZeroDarkon, Darkon, Darkon, DARKON, Darkon, Darkon, Darkon!
GreidanusDingleberryarkon?
GreidanusYukon Cornelius?
DarkonZeroDarkon!
Greidanusis that you?
DarkonZeroDark, ark, arkon!
GreidanusI'm losing track of imposters here...
DarkonZeroDigiarkon! DARKON!
MeltingManMe too....
DarkonZeroDooodly, oodly, oodle, arkon!
DarkonZeroDinka, dinka, darkon!
* Greidanus , in attempt to act like Greid, runs the imposter DZ over with Greid's golf cart
Greidanuswhat did I just say?
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*** BobIshmael is on IRC
*** DarkonZero is now known as BobIshmael
* MeltingMan stand on a huge pizza out in the woods on a dreary day.
BobIshmaelYou can have you nick back, DZ.
*** MeltingMan has left IRC
*** DarkonZero is on IRC
*** MeltingMan is now known as DarkonZero
DarkonZeroFinally.
DarkonZeroI miss me....
* DarkonZero hugs himself
GreidanusDARKON!!
DarkonZeroYeah?
Greidanusdoogly Darkon!!
*** BobIshmael has left IRC
*** MeltingMan is on IRC
*** BobIshmael is now known as MeltingMan
DarkonZeroOh boy....
MeltingManHeheheh
DarkonZeroMM.....did you eat a bag of sugar today?
superspyBOB!
MeltingManNot just one.
GreidanusNo, not Bob...
* Greidanus smacks the chocolate pudding out of spy
superspyow!
* MeltingMan laughs in the midst of confusion and paranoia
* superspy smacks MM
superspy(and yes, I did that just to irk manos)
MeltingManOwie!
Greidanuschain reaction smacking>
MeltingManI'm smacktastic!
DarkonZeroDamn.....I haven't seen my name said so many times......
MeltingManSmacktacular!
GreidanusSmackariffic!
MeltingManYou should be happy.
GreidanusSmack-a-llacka-cool!!
Greidanusdah...
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* DarkonZero hugs Greid....
* Greidanus makes her giant panda sit on DarkonZero
* Greidanus accidenntally gets her hand caught under the hulking panda...
Greidanusdamn keyboard... BAD PANDA!!
superspyew!
superspythat's illegal!
MeltingManThat can't be pleasent
Greidanushell no...
Greidanusugh...
* Greidanus smacks the panda
Greidanus<Panda> Fine! I'm movin' outta here...
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MeltingManSend me that sound, Greid.
MeltingManI don't care what it is...I'll take it.
Greidanusit's pretty big... a whole long Werd Al parody
MeltingManOh.....which one.  I might have it already.
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GreidanusLike a Surgeon
MeltingManAh.....have that already.  What name do you have for it?
Greidanussurgeon.wav
MeltingMank
* DarkonZero farts a death cloud.....
DarkonZeroWATCH OUT!
superspyDZ!
* superspy puts DZ into his cube
* MeltingMan dies
superspybad darkon, bad!
DarkonZeroHEY!
GreidanusGeez, will you ever stop making deadly gases?
DarkonZeroIt was that damn enchirito.
DarkonZeroI'll be back later......I need to virtually kill people.
DarkonZeroSay goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Fri Jan 21 17:23:15 2000
Session Start: Fri Jan 21 18:09:55 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'BobIshmael: He may suck at typing, but he's also an idiot. '
*** Set by Mars on Fri Jan 21 01:14:23
*** Defie has joined #Deep13
MSTManosDZ!!!
MSTManosHi, Defie.
DarkonZeroMANOS!
Defiehola weirdos
DarkonZeroWho you callin' weirdos?
DarkonZeroWeirdo.
Defieum...the people on the ceiling
* Defie looks up
DarkonZeroOoookay.....
*** Jason is on IRC
DarkonZeroAnd now for more silence.....
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* Defie sings
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Filter's14,16,0:6,04,1"Miss Blue"4,1
Defiei just remembered that one song!
Cal-Crowebaq
DarkonZeroWB....
Defie"Don't ever laugh as the hearse goes by, for you may be the next to die..."
Cal-CroweHi DZ and Def one
Cal-Crowelaughs
DarkonZerolaughs
Defieare you laughing at me!!!
* Defie turns red
DarkonZeroYes...
DarkonZeroWe like ya.....
DarkonZeroSo we laugh.
* Defie smiles and bats her eyelashes
*** Jason is on IRC
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Filter's14,16,0:6,04,1"Miss Blue"4,1
DarkonZeroAgain....I like the song.
Cal-CroweFliter is a weird name for a band...
DarkonZeroIt's Filter.....
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Defiefilter filter
* Defie sings
* DarkonZero wishes his nose wasn't stuffed up......
DarkonZeroDamn cold....
* Cal-Crowe 's ears start to bleed
* Defie looks at cal's ear
Defieewwww
DarkonZeroCal.....if you didn't uses nails to clean your ears out that wouldn't happen.
Cal-CroweIt's Defie's singing!
Cal-CroweShe sings in the 90 octaves range
DarkonZeroIf I could actually hear her.......I'd judge it.
* Defie breaks glass
DarkonZeroI sound pretty bad myself right now.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Filter's14,16,0:6,04,1"Take A Picture"4,1
* Defie waltzes with an invisible person
DarkonZeroThis song is so beautiful......
*** MSTManos is on IRC
* Cal-Crowe puts a straight-jacket on Defie
DarkonZeroNice goin' Cal.....
Defiethanks Cal
Defiei needed that
* Defie rocks back and forth
*** Cal is on IRC
*** Cal has joined #Deep13
CalArghhh
Defiewb Caaaaal
* DarkonZero rolls Defie around on the floor......like a cylinder......
* Defie sticks her tongue out
* Defie hits the wall and bounces off
Cal******* peer!
* DarkonZero does the same back at Defie.....
DarkonZeroOk....
* DarkonZero sulks....
DarkonZeroStupid brain.....
Cal******* peer!
Cal******* peer!
Cal******* peer!
DarkonZeroCal....we know.
DarkonZeroThanks for the update.
Caloops'
CalI'm trying to pingkill my clone
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Aurora"4,1
Defieghost's stink
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-> [spyafk] FINGER
Calmwa ha ha ha
*** Cal has left IRC
*** Cal-Crowe is on IRC
*** Cal is now known as Cal-Crowe
Defieway ta go Cal
* Defie would applaud, but she's in a straight jacket
DarkonZeroCal will thinks he 31337 now.....
Defiebrb
Cal-Crowe?
* DarkonZero goes back to singing.....
* DarkonZero makes fart noises for a bit.....
* Cal-Crowe cuts a big one
DarkonZero*PFFFFT*!
DarkonZeroDAMMIT CAL!
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Generator"4,1
* DarkonZero goes back to singing.....
Defieback
DarkonZeroWB...
Defiethankee
DarkonZeroNo prob.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Next Year"4,1
DarkonZeroNow ongoing silence......
DarkonZeroIt's spiffy.
Defieso fun!
DarkonZeroIs it now!
DarkonZeroWOOO!
DarkonZeroDamn eyesnot......I wish I didn't have so much of it.
Defieeyesnot?
Defielol
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Headwires"4,1
Defiei like that....eyesnot
Cal-Croweeww
* Defie makes a special brew of eyesnot
DarkonZeroHmmm....
Cal-CroweDZ, where do you get all these mp3s?
* DarkonZero takes it and drinks it.
DarkonZeroCC...I make them.....
Cal-Croweoh
DefieCC, what a feminine name
Defielol
* Cal-Crowe makes Defie look like k.d. lang
DarkonZeroHAHAHAHA!
Cal-CroweBA!
Defiewho's that?
DarkonZeroWhat?
DarkonZeroHAHAHAhAHAHA!
* Cal-Crowe feels evil...
DarkonZeroYou are man.....you are.
Cal-Crowek.d. lang is a lumberjack
Defieoooh!
DarkonZeroHAHAHAhAhA!
* Defie chops down the supports and watches as the walls fall down
Cal-CroweDZ knows what I'm talking about
* DarkonZero gots a new haircut.....he's styling.
Cal-CroweI got no hair
DarkonZeroAGH!
Cal-CroweI got a shiny head
DarkonZeroHAHAHAHAHA!
Cal-CroweDZ, stop breathing that nitrous oxide
DarkonZeroOh...sorry....heh....heh.....
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"We Are So Fragile (Death Ride 69 Mix)"4,1
Cal-CroweI came up with a neat movie idea
DarkonZeroAnd it is?
Defiea gay guy with a pet poodle
Defieisn't it Cal
DarkonZero......
Cal-Croweuh...
DarkonZeroThis is the time I shun Defie now.....
* DarkonZero shuns Defie....
Cal-CroweIt's new footage shot by me interacting with other movies
Defiehehe
DarkonZeroOk.....
Cal-CroweSee "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid"
DarkonZeroI know....
DarkonZeroThey don't....
DarkonZeroIt clahses.
DarkonZeroIt clashes.
Cal-CroweI'd use movies like The Shining....Pyscho....Star Wars
* DarkonZero stops shunning Defie and gives her a hug.......
DarkonZeroSorry....
* DarkonZero goes back to shunning Defie.....
Defieno that's all right...i didn't feel anything since i'm in a straight jacket
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"We Are Glass (Transmutator Mix)"4,1
* Cal-Crowe takes Defie's straight-jacket off of her
* DarkonZero hugs Defie......for the hell of it.
Defiesuch friendly people here!
DarkonZeroAre we?
* Defie smiles and does a jig
Cal-CroweI could make it look like I'm being chased by Jack Torrance in The Shining...
Defiewell..to some extent
Cal-CroweI just got to edit it
* DarkonZero jams to the song he's listening to.
* Defie cries and spins in circlew
DarkonZeroAwww.....
* DarkonZero puts the strait-jacket back on Defie.
DarkonZeroDamn.....my voice is awful.
Cal-CroweIt is
DarkonZeroYeah....it is.
* Defie snuffles
DarkonZeroWhen I sing I sound like I'm on a rollercoaster.....trying to sing.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"She's Got Claws (Biokraft Mix)"4,1
Cal-Crowe....with your mouth full of cotton
DarkonZeroYeah...that too.
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DarkonZeroWB....
MSTManosThankee.
DarkonZeroNo prob.
Cal-Crowehey manos
DarkonZeroDefie is in a strait-jacket so she won't hurt herself.
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* DarkonZero thinks about wearing a strait-jacket.......
MeltingManHeyalo!
Cal-CroweMM!
DarkonZeroI wonder what it would be like to mosh with a strait-jacket on.
Cal-CroweIt's in fashion
Defiemosh?
Defiewiat...don't tell me
MeltingManWell....it would be harder for them to rip off your arms.
Defiei don't want to know
Cal-Crowemosh pit: ask DZ or MM
DarkonZeroMoshing is getting pummeled at a concert....
DarkonZeroFor the hell of it.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Are 'Friends' Electric? (Ikon Mix)"4,1
MeltingManMoshing is jumping on a crowd of cannibals and they rip you to shreds.
Cal-Croweheh
Defieoh...ok
Defiegood, i was...um...never mind
[MeltingMan SOUND]
Defiei thought you guys were the ones with the sick minds
DarkonZeroDefie....we know.
Defiesheesh
* Defie hides in shame
DarkonZeroAwww....
DarkonZerono need to hide.
* MeltingMan is the one with the sick mind.
DarkonZeroI'll be the only embarassment inb here thank you very much.
MeltingManHeh
DarkonZeroHell......I like embarass myself 24/7.
DarkonZeroI should make a career of it.
DarkonZeroWait...I think I have.
DarkonZeroMM......your wish of fun come true yet?
* MeltingMan has switched over to his "good" computer...and still needs to transfer some of his files, like Popeye the Sailor Moon, and Fun.
* Defie dances on a table
MeltingManWell...I went to Dominoes and ordered a large...it wasn't really that large, though.
DarkonZeroDamn Dominoes.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Cars (JLAB Mix)"4,1
MeltingManYeah....first they fire the Noid and now this.
Cal-CroweDoes anyone ever wonder what happened to Sent?
DarkonZeroDefie......table dancing?
DarkonZeroSTOP THAT!
MeltingManI'm sure someone knows...it's just that no one cares.
DarkonZeroActually....I do wanna know where Sent is.....
* Defie jumps off the table
Cal-CroweI think he's stuck in a bomb shelter with a couple gross of spam and twinkies...
DarkonZeroAnd he's got his gun out.....
DarkonZero<Sentroid91> No one is taking my Twinkies!
MeltingMan<Sent> Damn smoochers
Cal-Crowe<Sentroid91> Maybe I shouldn't have welded my door shut...
DarkonZeroHmmmm....
DarkonZeroHAHAHAHAHAHA!
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Tubeway Army's14,16,0:6,04,1"The Machman"4,1
Cal-CroweEnough with the nitrous Oxide
DarkonZeroD'oh.....sorry.....heh....hee...
MeltingManMaybe Sent took 18 years worth of Twinkies and 3 days worth of water and is dead already.
DarkonZeroOr stopped up.
MeltingManheheh
Cal-Crowehehe
DarkonZeroOh great....i'm singing with an English accent.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Tubeway Army's14,16,0:6,04,1"Me! I Disconnect From You"4,1
Defieooh wow go DZ!!
* Defie is an anglophilr
* Defie is an anglophile
Defierather
Defietubeway army...nice name
* DarkonZero 's English accent goes to Irish......
Defieno no back to english!!
Cal-Crowethen italian
* Defie waves her british falg
Defieer...flag that is
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Tubeway Army's14,16,0:6,04,1"The Crazies"4,1
Defiethe crazies!
Cal-CroweDefie, you look like Gidget
Defiewe're all crazies!
Defiewho's gidget?
DarkonZeroWe know....
Defieand how do you know what i look like??
Cal-CroweI stalk you
DarkonZeroHehe....
Cal-CroweI know where you live!
* MeltingMan has seen the movie "The Crazies"....
Defiereally where?
DarkonZeroMM.....thanks for reminding me....I need to buy it.
MeltingManI bought it.  It's a confusing but fun George Romero movie.
DarkonZeroThat's Georgge Romero.
MeltingManEver seen the movie "Martin", DZ?
DarkonZero"Martin"...no.
MeltingManYou need to see that.  It's really good.
Cal-CroweMartin: What up?
DarkonZeroIf I find it...I'll get it.
Defiewhere is Martin anyway?
Defiei haven't seen him on in so long
Cal-CroweIn da hood
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Tubeway Army's14,16,0:6,04,1"We Have A Technical"4,1
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MeltingManOh....Loc.  I hope he's asleep.  It's like 2am over there.
Cal-Crowemore like 4
* MeltingMan didn't know so he guessed. Thanks.
* DarkonZero gets into his music.....
* MeltingMan watches a little bit of "World Without End".
MeltingManIt's a bad movie.
DarkonZeroI saw it....
Defiek gotta go eat
Defiebye bye all
*** Defie has quit IRC (In this town we call home, everyone hail to the Pumpkin Song)
MeltingManI have it on tape....I'm just watching the end.
DarkonZeroAh....
DarkonZeroOk.....question.....who is Defie....really?
MeltingManShe really is De's younger sister.
DarkonZeroOh....and she just stumbles n here to mess with us, eh?
Cal-CroweYep
DarkonZerook....
MeltingManUm....well.  I guess so.  I keep my siblings out of my business.
DarkonZeroI was wondering.
DarkonZeroSame here MM.
MeltingManShe met Loc when Loc went over to see De.  That's why she called him Martin.
DarkonZeroIf my brother does...I slug him.
DarkonZeroAssumed that much MM.
MeltingManHeh...k
DarkonZeroBut thanks though.
DarkonZero:)
DarkonZero:)
DarkonZero:)
DarkonZero:)
MeltingManSort of new episodes of PPG's were on tonight.  Sort of new cuz they showed them only once at a not-normal time.
DarkonZeroOh yeah.....you really went nuts earlier....
MeltingManI was just getting the hang of mIRC again.  I'd been on IRCle so long I had to go nuts.
Cal-CroweSteve IRCle
Cal-CroweWhen it crashes, it says "Did I do that?"
* MeltingMan slaps Cal.
Cal-Croweow!
MeltingManDon't EVER say that again.
Cal-CroweWhen it crashes, it says "Did I do that?"
Cal-Crowe:)
DarkonZeroGood one Cal.
* MeltingMan slaps Cal.
Cal-CroweOW!
DarkonZeroDamn....I must be in a good mood today.
DarkonZeroTHAT'S GREAT!
DarkonZeroOk...I freaked you guy out, huh?
Cal-Croweno
DarkonZeroOk.....why the silence.
Cal-Crowe*BOOM*
DarkonZeroDAH!
* DarkonZero dies....
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*** DarkonZero is now known as DZIsDead
DZIsDeadGreat Cal.....
DZIsDeadI'm dead.
DZIsDeadThank alot.....SHEESH.
* Sound request: can't find 'happyjoy.wav'
[MeltingMan SOUND]
DZIsDeadThanks MM.....
DZIsDeadNice touch....
DZIsDeadSHEESH!
* DZIsDead listens to a MP3 of 14,1Tubeway Army's14,16,0:6,04,1"Praying To The Aliens"4,1
DZIsDeadGreat....I thought I was the only one dead in here.......
* DZIsDead listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Darkon & The Zeros'14,16,0:6,04,1"Proto"4,1
*** DarkonZero is on IRC
*** DZIsDead is now known as DarkonZero
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Darkon & The Zeros'14,16,0:6,04,1"Short Data"4,1
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Darkon & The Zeros'14,16,0:6,04,1"Proto"4,1
* DarkonZero smiles....
Cal-CroweYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
DarkonZeroWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
* DarkonZero is gonna make a new song....
Cal-CroweDZ, do you know of any programs that make music that are free and downloadible?
DarkonZeroNo....sorry Cal...
Cal-Crowedarn
DarkonZeroIf I did man.....I would tell ya.
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*** Mars sets mode: +o Locdog07
* Locdog07 pounces into #Deep13 doing weird head movements.
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
DarkonZeroHey Loc....
* Locdog07 sighs
Locdog07hui
Locdog07hi
MeltingManLoc!
MeltingManI'm on mIRC now!
Locdog07neat
MeltingManSo....I can do this.
[MeltingMan SOUND]
Locdog07hmm
MeltingManI couldn't do that before.  And....um....I can.   Now.
[Locdog07 SOUND]
MeltingManSend me that sound, Loc.
Locdog07schedule.wav is what the guys made me say last night so they knew how British I was.
MeltingManI just saw Too Pooped To Puff/Birthday Bash.
Locdog07Neato. You like?
MeltingManYeah...they were good.  I was surprised to see Rainbow the Clown in Birthday Bash.
Locdog07Rainbow the Clown?
MeltingManYeah...he's the villian in Mime for a Change...he gets bleach dumped on him and turns into a mime.
Locdog07Hmmm.
Locdog07Weird.
Locdog07Did you notice the Mayor said "bugger"?
MeltingManThat's the ep with the "Love makes the world go round" song.
MeltingManNo....I missed that.
Locdog07Oh.
Locdog07When the Mayor catches the target he goes "I got it! I got the little bugger!"
Locdog07There's a lot of music playing and wooshing sounds, so it's hard to catch.
MeltingManHeh
* Locdog07 has 188 golden bananas now...hmm...
Locdog07All the banana fairies and blueprints...all but one Battle Crown...I'm a geek.
MeltingManOh....Donkey Kong.  I've been playing that, too.
[Locdog07 SOUND]
MeltingManI haven't gotten that far.
* DarkonZero just made a song that is simply random instruments played at once....
Locdog07Ah.
* MeltingMan laughs at the evilness of hug.wav
Locdog07heheh
[Locdog07 SOUND]
MeltingManWas that you in that last sound?  
Locdog07Yeah.
[MeltingMan SOUND]
* MeltingMan wishes he could find his microphone.
Locdog07hmmm
MeltingManOh...I can MSTape or whatever now, too.  If you guys ever have another one of those.
Locdog07I doubt we will.
*** MSTManos is on IRC
Locdog07Sent's been gone for...long time.
MeltingManAh....hmmm.
* MeltingMan hmmms.
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* MeltingMan looks up and realizes he just hmmmed twice in a row.
MeltingManHeya Manos
Locdog07hullo Manosd
MSTManosHola.
DarkonZeroI'll brb.....reboot....
DarkonZeroMe! I disconnect from you...all!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Fri Jan 21 20:29:44 2000
Session Start: Fri Jan 21 20:41:14 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'BobIshmael: He may suck at typing, but he's also an idiot. '
*** Set by Mars on Fri Jan 21 01:14:23
MSTManosDZ!!!
DarkonZeroMANOS!!!
MeltingManI want to get stuff decided like here like the Hotel situation.  
MSTManosYeah, admission, hotel reservations, plane tickets, and food.
MSTManosAnd maybe even souveneirs.
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MSTManosTS4!
DeRaptorHey there.
MSTManosBeen a while.
MeltingManwww.henryviiihotel.com : The hotel
MeltingManHello, TS4
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DarkonZeroHmmm....
DarkonZeroOh well....
MSTManosUh.
MSTManosWhat the hell happened?
DarkonZeroI dunno....
DeRaptoryayyy! Bigpanda.net finally gave me my number.
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MSTManoswb, TS4.
DarkonZeroWB
MeltingManwb
DeRaptorBLARGH!
MSTManos*** Notice -- Invalid username: "~GOT-MILK?" [mCpS_!~GOT-MILK?@148.233.18.133]
MSTManosThe fork??
DarkonZeroSporkin' hell?
Cal-Crowe?
MSTManosTS4, you there, hon'?
Cal-CroweDe!
TServo4?
* Cal-Crowe realizes how slow he is
Cal-Crowedah
MSTManosThere he is. Rock you like a hurricane?
Cal-CroweYO!
* MeltingMan points out that De's site still says "1999 S.H.Morgan"
* Cal-Crowe wants to party like it's 1999
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DarkonZeroHmmmm....
Cal-CroweHmmm...
MSTManosAnd again, we've scared TS4.
* MeltingMan partied less in 1999 than he ever had in his life.
DeRaptorwith a (c) though....
DeRaptorIdunno what that means exactly though.
* DeRaptor wonders what you have to do to get stuff legally copyrighted.
Cal-Crowe$$$
MeltingManUm....sell your soul?
DarkonZeroLots of paperwork.
DarkonZeroAnd $20.
DeRaptorOh. That sucks.
DeRaptorIt should be free, dammit! I should automatically own whatever I create!!!
Cal-Crowe20 bucks isn't too bad....better than your giving up your soul
* MeltingMan gives up his soul for 20 bucks.
DarkonZeroThat's if i'm remembering correctly.....
DeRaptorPfff. Soul schmoul. You can't buy anything with a soul!...cept stuff.
MSTManosA new shoe, perhaps?
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MSTManosNot a pair of shoes, just a shoe.
Cal-CroweJoe Bob?
MSTManosHi, Briggs,
MeltingManHello, Briggs.
BriggsAllo allo!
Cal-CroweHi Briggs
* MeltingMan gets Briggy with it.
BriggsGod, I love the quote up there.
* Briggs points to the thing next to the room's name. The thing about Bob.
MSTManosHeh. Me too.
MSTManosOf course, Bob made the topic himself. Cuz he's married to Mars, ya know.
BriggsSo... anything new or interresting going on?
DarkonZeroMy impending death.
BriggsOh, when was the last time anyone saw Sent?
MSTManosNew? Interesting? Right.
MSTManosTwo weeks ago, if my memory serves correctly, which it rarely does. But I'm sure of this.
DarkonZeroMan.....I saw him last over a month ago......
Cal-CroweWould anyone be interested in trading tapes with episodes 801,802,804,805,807-809,812-822,Season 1, Season 10, and the 2nd SBR?
Cal-Croweand the episode of Space Ghost C2C with Joel
BriggsWell, I guess that's enough time then.  I hereby invoke my power as the backup MSTapes coordinator.  I would like to call for a MSTaping.
DarkonZeroYup....to copyright stuff.......a fee of $20 is something......and you have to send a non-returnable copy of your work with a copyright application.
MSTManosHmm. Say, Briggs, I was thinking, once they come out on tape, "Supernova" and "Scream 3" would be great bot fodder.
MSTManosWhat do you think?
Cal-CroweI got to go...
BriggsQuite true.
Cal-Crowebye
BriggsAdios, CC
Cal-Crowehttp://go.to/cits
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MeltingManbye
MSTManosBye, Cal.
MSTManosAnd, just for the hell of it, "The Beach".
BriggsYeah.
MSTManosSomething bad has to happen to that movie. A MSTapes episode with lotsa people will do.
BriggsHowever, in the meanwhile, how about Scream and Scream 2?  We could do a double-feature.
BriggsBrb
*** Briggs is now known as BriggsAFK
* MSTManos looks up.
MSTManosThat means no one's ever done it yet? Geez.
MSTManosHopefully, "Once Again, Probably For the Last Time, I Know What You Did Last Summer" will come out on tape also.
* MeltingMan hates IKWYDLS
* MeltingMan is so cold.
MSTManosProbably should be changed to Hopefully.
MSTManosJust to give you an idea on what my opinions of that Scream spin-off is like.
*** BriggsAFK is now known as Briggs
MeltingManScream: The Series.
* Briggs smacks MM
BriggsNo.  Bad.
MeltingManEvery week they film another "Stab" movie and a guy in a mask kills people.
BriggsHow about Scream:  The Gameshow?
MSTManosI've never actually seen those films, and I don't think I wanna consider watching them.
DarkonZeroScream 3 is coming soon.......
BriggsEvery week, the host dresses up in the mask and kills the contestants.  If you live through three episodes, you get money.
MSTManosIt's more like "Scream: The Home Game"
* DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like Krankor!
[SOUND]
DarkonZeroI'll BBL.......letting sibling use the computer...
DeRaptork. cya
BriggsAdios
Session Close: Fri Jan 21 21:11:06 2000
Session Start: Fri Jan 21 21:39:07 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'BobIshmael: He may suck at typing, but he's also an idiot. '
*** Set by Mars on Fri Jan 21 01:14:23
DarkonZeroWOO!
DarKrowLocdog08: me
DarKrowCrooow139: could you be more specific?
jasoNichi DZ
DarKrowLocdog08: no
DarKrowLocdog08: whats the point
DarKrowCrooow139: How are you finished
DarKrowCrooow139: what's wrong
DarKrowLocdog08: who cares
DarKrowC
DarKrowrooow139: i do
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*** DarKrow is on IRC
jasoNici've had many conversations like that with loc...
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DarKrow4,1A black bird enters the room
*** Mars sets mode: +o DarKrow
DarKrowoops
jasoNicsame ol
DeRaptorI think he's just bathotriskaidekaphobic.
superspy....what, de?
DarkonZeroDe.....we established that HG is.
MeltingManThat went over my head.
DeRaptorIt's a word and I made it up.
DarkonZeroLoc told me he's agorophobic.
DeRaptorIt means "afraid of Deep13"
MeltingManHmmm.
DarkonZeroHe thinks the outside world has shunned him.
DarkonZeroAnd apparently it shunned him yet another week.
DeRaptorWell, the outside world isn't exactly gonna come looking for you if you shrug it off....
DarkonZeroI told him that.....
DarkonZeroHe's rather stubborn.
DeRaptorYou've noticed?
jasoNicyeah, really..
DarkonZeroVery much.
DeRaptorHmmm.
superspytoo much
* DeRaptor shakes her head and clucks her tongue worriedly.
* jasoNic grabs de's tongue, pulls it out real far, and wraps it around her head
DarkonZeroNice going N.
* DarkonZero applauds.
DarkonZeroOoops.
* DeRaptor gives N the wedgie from hell.
MeltingManjasoN just imitated your average Gafield and Odie cartoon.
DarkonZeroYup....
jasoNicyay me!
* DeRaptor snickers.
jasoNicer..
DeRaptorDoes that elastic band smell good, N?
DarkonZeroN loves his new wedgie.
* jasoNic notices a de dressed up like a demon giving him a wedgie
jasoNicstop that..
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DarkonZeroWell.....that's twice with DK...what will we do with hmmm........tsk...tsk.
jasoNicsee what happens?  you offended DK and he left
* DarkonZero looks at what he said.....
DarkonZeroStupid me.
DarkonZero"...what will we do with hmmm....."
* DarkonZero kicks himself.
jasoNicwhat indeed?
* jasoNic helps
DarkonZeroThanks N.
DarkonZeroAnyone else?
DeRaptorHmmmm.
DeRaptorI think Mars will.
DarkonZeroThe kicks are free....
jasoNiccome on De
jasoNicyou know you want to
DeRaptorOh, alright.
MSTManos*** Notice -- Invalid username: "~nEeD_LuRV" [hostel!~nEeD_LuRV@brk-21-58.tm.net.my] (Cam?)
* DeRaptor kicks Darkon savagely in the rear.
DeRaptorhappy?
* Sound request: can't find 'happyjoy.wav'
[MeltingMan SOUND]
DeRaptorWhere are you getting these, Manos?
DarkonZeroGreat....my ass is a bloody pulp.
DarkonZeroThanks De......SHEESH.....
MSTManospIRCh's "Recieve Server Messages" option.
jasoNicwow iMM..been awhile
DeRaptoroooh.
*** DarKrow is on IRC
* MeltingMan hasn't been on mIRC in a long time
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DarKrow4,1A black bird enters the room
*** Mars sets mode: +o DarKrow
* DeRaptor wonders if mIRC has that too.
DarkonZeroWB....
MeltingManSend me whatever sound you've got.  I want 'em
DeRaptorwb DeeKay.
DarKrowDamn Peer
DarKrowLoc's scaring the shit out of me
MeltingManHeya Donkey Kong.
DarKrowHey Melty
DarkonZeroYeah DK......blame the peer for your screwups.
* DarKrow claws out DZ's eyes
DarkonZeroGreat.......that just had to happen.
DarkonZero*sigh*
* DarkonZero stumbles around the room aimlessly.......but what is the difference from before.
* DeRaptor hides from the birdie.
* jasoNic shoots DK
* DarkonZero "flies a birdie" at DK.
DarKrowOWWWWWW!
DarKrowok... can we deal with Loc now
DarkonZeroWhat....try to cheer him up?
DeRaptorIf you so desire.
DarkonZeroAnd I do mean "try".
jasoNici've never been able to
DarKrowDe... you ought to talk to him
DarkonZeroI did once....then he slipped back into his sorrow.
* superspy has tried to cheer loc up. it almost worked
DeRaptorI am. He's...talking with his parrot character and it's sort of nonsensical...
* MeltingMan hmmms.
superspyloc's ignoring me
DarkonZerospy.....he thinks you don't care.
MeltingManAre you guys talking to him on ICQ?
superspywell, that's just peachy
DarkonZeronot me....
superspyI only spent about 2.5 hours with him on aim last week
DarkonZeroI just know how he is......
DarkonZeroIn some respects...me and Loc are them same.......
DeRaptorHe doesn't seem to like ICQ or something. I guess he prefers to leave a permanent window of grief on your desktop...:P
DarKrowDe, did you say that Loc annoys you?
DeRaptorNo...
MeltingManThere's a lot of Loc in all of us sometimes, I think.
DeRaptorBut his depression DOES get one down.
DarKrowhe claims you did
* DeRaptor sighs.
superspyif he doesn't like ICQ, why did he sign off of aim?
DarkonZerospy...he's weird like that.
DeRaptorHe's full of it or something...and it always comes down to me, doesn't it?
DarkonZeroYup...
DarkonZeroBasically........most of it involves you.
DeRaptorI'm gonna come back when the topic is different....
*** DeRaptor has left IRC
*** DeRaptor has quit IRC (I could never sleep my way to the top, cuz my alarm clock always wakes me right up...)
* MeltingMan sighs.
DarkonZeroWell.......
DarkonZeroThere....it happens again....
* jasoNic wonders what that was all about
DarkonZeroOk....it's pretty damned obvious that Loc has a thing for De.
DarKrowof course
DarkonZeroHe thinks we don't know.
jasoNicwell.yeah
jasoNicwho doesn't know.  he cries to me about it all the time
DarkonZeroI know....
MeltingManI don't think he's that ignorant to how we think. I'm pretty sure he knows we all know.
DarkonZeroHe thinks that I don't know.
MeltingManOH.
DarkonZeroAnd he when he was talking to me about it....he was gonna tell me he likes De....and told me not to tell anyone else.
DarkonZero-he after And
DarkonZeroIf he told me.
DarkonZeroI told him not to.....
DarkonZeroCause it wasn't my business.....
jasoNichmm
DarkonZeroI tried to make him move on in our discussion.......
DarkonZeroBut.....you know.
DarkonZeroThough I thought when Bob told me about Loc saying that Bob was stealing De away from him was amusing.
jasoNici dont know where he got that idea from, i've never noticed anything
DarkonZeroI think whoever grabs De's attention Loc will get rather vocal with.
DarKrowhe got pissy over JoelRaptor
DarkonZeroWhat?
* MSTManos finally gets up.
MSTManosLOOK!
DarkonZeroAGH!
jasoNicAHH!
* MeltingMan doesn't remember that.
DarkonZeroWHAT?
DarkonZeroManos, what di ya want?
DarkonZerodi to did
jasoNicdamnit manos, we're all excited now.  this better be good
MSTManosAbout Loc's problem... it seems obvious to everyone here that all of you just know a smaller, smaller part of the problem/
MSTManos-/ +.
jasoNicwhat dont we know?
MSTManosLoc's been having problems as of late, and very few of them involve De.
DarkonZeroManos.....we know.
MSTManosMANY, MANY problems in his own personal life.
DarkonZeroManos.....we know.
MSTManosYou should ask before you choose to interrupt, DZ.
DarkonZeroBut they all somehow end up down to De.
jasoNicwell, tell us then
MSTManosNot quite. Some do, some don't.
MSTManosFor example...
MeltingManYes, tell us.  He always talks about De when I talk to him.
superspyManos.....we know.
DarKrowI honestly think Loc's serious
DarKrowLocdog08: no, i should use this knife right now...
DarKrowLocdog08: finish it
MSTManosDo you wanna hear.
MSTManosOr NOT?!?
jasoNicwe wont do it
jasoNicwe = he
MSTManosBecause I can leave.
DarKrowhe's fucking serious!
MSTManosDK!!!
MSTManosLISTEN TO ME!!!
DarKrowuh huh
DarkonZeroContinue on Manny.
MSTManosChrist, I'm trying to tell a story, and everyone keeps moving along. Well.
MSTManosAnyway...
MSTManosAbout a month or so ago, sometime before Christmas...
MSTManosMore specifically, before my 2 week retreat, where Christmas and New Year's was in-between...
DarKrowI think he did it...
MSTManosDK.
MSTManosJust shut up and listen.
DarKrowi'm trying
DarKrowbut I feel a bit GUILTY!
MSTManosDK, again, shut up.
DarKrowfine
jasoNic(we can talk amongst ourselves and listen to your story..sheesh)
MSTManosIf you want to hear this, then stay quiet.
MSTManosBut this is important.
jasoNic(just keep telling it and we'll keep reading it)
MSTManosAnyway, Loc told me something he wanted to keep secret from most everyone, and it involved his mother.
DarKrowyeah
MSTManosAccording to Loc, his mom said that she was going to leave him, and that she didn't care about who was going to take care of him.
DarKrow:-o
MSTManosAnd by him, I mean him and the rest of the family, if that's what I can guess.
DarKrowshit
MSTManosPlease, PLEASE don't tell Loc I told you this. But more importantly, pretend that we never talked about this.
MSTManosI'm not done, though.
DarkonZeroHey....I've been known not to say a thing.
MSTManosYou may have noticed last week that Loc was on #Deep13 for very long hours and very late nights.
DarKrowyeah
MSTManosThat was the result of a very serious problem he had.
DarKrowManny, I don't want to interupt
MSTManosLoc said that he was having terrible nightmares, and that he was too scared about going to sleep. And then, he went on to say that his entire life was simply on #Deep13, and that his actual life was not worth anything.
DarKrowbut Loc just IMd me
DarKrowLocdog08: you all torture me in #deep13, and my feelings of goodness toward you aren't appreciated at all, but then when i try to stop this you all jump on me
DarKrowLocdog08: why? do you WANT me to keep hurting?
MSTManosWell, that disproves your theory.
DarKrowtrue
MSTManosI think it be best if we let Loc heal instead of bombard him with questions about his state of health.
MSTManosWe can't all be bothering Loc while he's in this state.
DarkonZeroI always leave him be......
DarKrowHow the hell should I wrap this conversation up then?
DarkonZeroLike I said......he's like me....and I'm like him.
MSTManosHow about if you quietly and slowly get away.
superspy....the hell?  DK, are you talking to him on aim?
DarKrowyes
DarKrowLocDog08 is his nic
DarkonZeroOk.....if he wants us to help him....how come he's not accepting it?
superspyI know, he's blocking me
MSTManosThat's a good but unanswerable question, DZ.
superspyI just realized that
MSTManosOn ICQ?
* superspy has a question from De
superspyno, on aim
DarKrowLocdog08: why? do you WANT me to keep hurting?
DarKrowCrooow139: I don't try to hurt you
DarKrowCrooow139: If i do... it's not intentional
DarKrowLocdog08: huh, you're doing a good job of it
DarKrowLocdog08: can't you see the pain i'm in?
DarKrowCrooow139: yes I can
DarKrowLocdog08: how do you think it would feel if you totally loved someone with all your heart, and they just found this to be annoying?
DarKrowLocdog08: I love susan completely, and I'd do anything for her, including not forcing these feelings onto her, yet it still frustrates her
DarKrowCrooow139: i know
DarKrowLocdog08: shouldn't something like this make the person feel better about themselves?
DarkonZeroFor some reason I think Loc just wants attention.
DarKrowLocdog08: I'd give anything to feel loved...
DarKrowCrooow139: I know how you feel
DarKrowLocdog08: i want to be special...
DarKrowLocdog08: for just o
DarKrowuh
DarKrowocdog08: i want to be special...
DarKrowLocdog08: for just one person..
MeltingManDA: Don't we all.
DarKrowLocdog08: she told me she'd give anything to have one real friend, one true friend...i wanted to be that for her, *FOR HER*...not for me....
DarkonZeroAnd there it is.....
MeltingManDA = DZ.
DarKrowLocdog08: but i must have failed her
DarKrowLocdog08: because she called me a big baby and said i whine at her and that i annoy her
DarkonZeroMM...you're right.
DarKrowCrooow139: When was this?
DarKrowLocdog08: and i thought i could stop loving her
DarKrowLocdog08: i forget
DarkonZeroWe all want attention.....but we all can't have what we ask for.
* superspy repeats
superspyI have a question from De
DarKrowwhat is it?
MSTManosWell then, cut and paste?
DarkonZerospy...shoot.
MSTManos-? +!
superspyshe wants to know if she comes back in, will she be bombarded with accusations and such regarding Loc
MSTManosNo.
DarkonZeroNo.
MSTManosAnd that's a promise. Right?
DarKrowAbsoutly not
DarkonZeroI promise......just as long as DK stops.
DarKrowfine
DarKrowfine
jasoNicask her if i can bombard her with circus peanuts
MSTManosHeh.
MeltingManheheh
superspyis that "absolutely not" she will be bombarded or "absolutely not" she can come back in here in peace
jasoNicthat's my only term, but i really mean it
DarKrowalthough my heart's beating like a mother f****er from almost losing Loc
DarkonZeroCause I only start when someone else does.
superspyDK, as much as he says it to you, remember this
superspyhe's not serious
MSTManosNever.
MSTManosObviously, DK, you haven't gone through these threats continually for over a year, like I have.
jasoNicif've concluded that by telling us (and me) that he wants to commit suicide, he's lookign to see what your reaction is
superspyAt the risk of sounding grim - and this doesn't leave the channel - if he really meant it, he would've done it already
superspy....as manos said, he's been doing it for awhile
DarkonZeroA long while.
jasoNictake it from me, who's had someone he was close to online attempt suicide
DarKrowi'm not going to argue
MeltingManHe said he tried once about a year and a half ago.  I don't know if he was lying.
DarKrow*sigh*
superspyDe's coming in
DarKrowok
superspy...I think
DarKrowi'll shut up
DarkonZeroLet's move on.....we care for Loc......but Loc is just making it difficult.
DarKrowtrue
MSTManosYeah.
*** DeRaptor is on IRC
*** DeRaptor has joined #Deep13
* DeRaptor leaps into #Deep13 via a perpendicular universe.
*** Mars sets mode: +o DeRaptor
MSTManosWell... tortilla chips, anyone?
MeltingManwb, De.
* DeRaptor sighs.
MSTManosI've got sauce.
superspyhiya, de
DeRaptorWill somebody write to Loc and tell him that we don't hate him?
MSTManosMade from actual Hawaiian lava.
MSTManosHmm.
MeltingManLoc will be OK.
DarkonZeroLet him cool off.
DeRaptorI hope...
* MeltingMan ponders the single digit temperatures in his room.
DarkonZero-0, MM?
MSTManosI think I'll return to spacing out.
* DeRaptor joins Manos in the...spacing out thing.
* DarKrow ponders the -25 wind chills outside
DarkonZeroI'll return to being mediocre.
DarkonZeroAnd watch Daria.....
jasoNici'll be hyper for awhile, just to be different
* jasoNic runs around alot
DarKrowI'll return to my normal role of lurking and talking at small intervals
* jasoNic puts on some running music
DarkonZeroDK....that's speaking in small intervals?
[jasoNic SOUND]
DarKrowwhatever
* MeltingMan grooves to powerhouse!
DarkonZeroN.....
DarkonZeroCut the music.
jasoNicwhy?
MeltingMan:(
DarkonZeroRun silently.
MeltingManYeah, why?
DarkonZeromanos is spacing out.
jasoNici need running music!!
jasoNicdamnit
* jasoNic runs just for spite now
jasoNic*spiteful running*
jasoNic*spiteful running*
* jasoNic runs right over DZ's foot
DarkonZeroOW!
DarkonZeroDAMMIT!
jasoNicer..oops.
* DarkonZero punches N just out of spite.
* DarKrow sits on his beanbag
[MeltingMan SOUND]
* DarKrow watches the carnage with a blank stare on his face
DarkonZeroMM......run silently.
jasoNicyou punched me in the elbow..
jasoNicwhy?
DarkonZeroI dunno.
* jasoNic runs around with iMM
jasoNici'm faster..
DarkonZeroDamn my stupid nervous system.
MeltingManThe Christian Music videos they're showing on TV are much better with this music.
* DarkonZero is constantly twitching.
MeltingManThis one guy in it looks like if TV's Frank and Arch Hall Jr. had a baby.
DarkonZeroDAH!
DarkonZeroDAMMIT!
* jasoNic ignores that last statement
MeltingManHe's really...really...very....ugly.
DarkonZeroI knew I forgot something.
jasoNicnot DZ's, iMM's
* Sound request: can't find 'jetjag.wav'
[jasoNic SOUND]
DarkonZeroI forgot about the chat with Bruce Campbell.
* DarkonZero kicks himself.
jasoNicwhen was that?
jasoNici didn't even hear of it
DarkonZeroAt 8PM EST.....5PST.
MeltingManKnock, knock, knock!
jasoNici would have been at work anyway
jasoNicwho's there?
* Sound request: can't find 'japanesetheme.wav'
[MeltingMan SOUND]
jasoNicso how come you're on mIRC, iMM?
DarkonZeroDamn....I was gonna ask him if he was gonna make a cameo appearance in the Spider-Man movie since Sam Raimi is directing it.
MeltingManCuz I got my better computer working.
jasoNico cool
DeRaptorooooooh.
* MeltingMan thinks Sam Raimi is very overrated.
jasoNicBruce would be a good spider-villian...
*** Goku is on IRC
*** Goku has joined #Deep13
DarkonZeroKU!
MeltingManHeya Goke
DeRaptorHey kuku.
DarKrowHey Goku!
Gokuhi
jasoNichi ku
superspyku!
DarkonZeroELEET HACKER KU!
Goku...
GokuShaddap
DarkonZeroSorry....
[jasoNic SOUND]
* DarKrow wonders if his cat is still in his room
*** Locdog07 is on IRC
*** Locdog07 has joined #deep13
jasoNichi dad
DarKrowSpeaking of Hacker's Mitnik is free
* Goku has been playing Half Life
DarKrowHey Loc!
GokuYeah
MeltingManHello, Locdog.
DarkonZeroHey Loc.
DeRaptorHello.
*** DarKrow changes topic to 'Here's to Hacker Elite: Kevin Mitnik - Hope the probation officer isn't too observant!'
DarkonZeroNice one DK.
DarKrowthanks
Goku8,1Quote added: 6,8 *** DarKrow changes topic to 'Here's to Hacker Elite: Kevin Mitnik - Hope the probation officer isn't too observant!'
* Sound request: can't find 'gumbythm.wav'
[MeltingMan SOUND]
* MeltingMan loves the xylophone in the Gumby theme.
DarkonZeroMM....
[jasoNic SOUND]
MeltingManIt's like a nail through an eyeball.
DarkonZeroOk...
DarkonZeroI thought you liked it.
DarKrowit's been a long time since I heard the Gumby theme
[jasoNic SOUND]
* jasoNic does the mario
MeltingManI do...sort of.  It's a brilliant peice of hell.
MeltingManIt's the Mario!
MeltingManYou have to admire it.
DarkonZeroYou should listen to my new song.....
[jasoNic SOUND]
* DeRaptor points here --> http://www.mycomix.com/comic/deraptor/ <-- write things!
DarkonZeroIt's a brilliant piece of....shi....er.......success.
DarkonZeroGreat timing on my part.
jasoNichehe
DarkonZeroDe puts up something and I say something negative.
* superspy writes nasty things
MeltingManThat's naughty!
DarkonZerospy...you mean the usual...right?
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[MeltingMan SOUND]
superspyhey!
superspyhow'd I miss *that* strip, de?
MeltingMand'oh!
DarkonZeroShe just put it up......
MeltingManStrip....HAHAHAHA!!!
DarkonZeroor something.
* MeltingMan strips.
DarkonZeroMM!
DarkonZeroNOOOO!
jasoNicO_O
DarkonZeroAUGH!
jasoNicoh wait, he's just stripping the paint off a car..
jasoNicthat's not so bad
MeltingManYeah...
DeRaptorThere's a newer strip on my site...mycomix is slow to update.
superspywait
jasoNicit's DZ's car..
DarkonZeroAnd he's on a giant pizza!
MeltingManWhoo!
DarkonZeroI have a car?
jasoNicyeah
* DeRaptor looks way up and snickers at Darkon's timing.
jasoNicnow you do
* MeltingMan doesn't have the giant pizza pic on this computer...someone send it to IncredibleMeltingMan
DeRaptorfun.gif!
DarKrowinteresting
MeltingManI'm already getting it, De.
* DarkonZero idea of fun is taking hits from a bon.....er....bat.
MeltingManFrom a bat?
DarkonZeroYeah...
DeRaptoroh, okee.
DarkonZeroA bat.....what's wrong with that?
* DarkonZero wonders why he always brings up drug references.....and he doesn't do drugs.
jasoNiccause you're weird.
DarkonZeroOh yeah....
MeltingManDrug references are fun.
MeltingManNot as much fun as giant pizza on the river, though.
DarkonZeroI think I watch Half baked on too many times........
DarkonZeroI watched it once.
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[jasoNic SOUND]
* DeRaptor still wonders how Darkon could not do drugs and still saw a pound of flesh slither accross the floor.
DarkonZeroI dunno....
DarkonZeroVivid imagination.
MeltingManfu-fu-fu-fusta
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[MeltingMan SOUND]
Gokuehehee
jasoNicthe chorus translates rather well though..
* DarkonZero curses his gift of imagination....his bland, lifeless, stupid imagination......
* jasoNic hits DZ and tells him to behave
MeltingManenten housen Duck Tales WHOOHOO!
* DarkonZero watches Bizarro make a campaign commercial.
* MeltingMan looks at the fun pic and wonders why his neck is so pale...
DarkonZeroAnd buff too.
DarkonZeroIT'S HUGE!
MeltingManI live in the south...I'm supposed to have a redneck....but my neck is really, really white.  The rest of me is red.
DarkonZeroI guess your neck is on strike.
* DeRaptor pokes Loc to make him talk.
* DarkonZero watches as Zorak leaves to take a piss.....
MeltingManYeah....do you think my neck is buff, Loc?
* DarKrow realizes that Loc's @ is missing
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[jasoNic SOUND]
DeRaptorIt just sounds like that's what he's saying, DZ.
*** DarKrow sets mode: +o Locdog07
MeltingManWhat sound was that, jasoN?
DeRaptorWe have ways of making you talk, doggie.
jasoNiclocbark.wav
MeltingManOh...
MeltingManSend it to me.  
jasoNiclocbark.wav
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[jasoNic SOUND]
DarKrowgah!
MeltingManAh....Loc sounds like a chihuahua!
MeltingManMy local Taco Bell has a sign that says "Talking Chihuahuas" on it....I went in there and found out they were real ones....THEY'RE JUST TOYS!
* DarKrow tries not to laugh... and succeeds
jasoNicthat's no fun
MeltingManHope you enjoyed the non-humor of my story.
DarkonZeroMy local Taco Bell has a huge sign saying "Enchiritos are here!".......and the place looks abandoned.
MeltingManGuess you had to be there.
* DeRaptor snickers.
DarKrowMy Local Taco Bell closed for renovations... and then was demolished and is being re-built
DarkonZeroThey did the same thing with a KFC out here.....
DarkonZeroThe Col. didn't like it one bit.....
MeltingManMy Taco Bell used to be a fancy Kenny Rogers' Roasted Chicken place.  
DarkonZeroHe came from the sjky and spited everyone.
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[jasoNic SOUND]
superspyyou mean "smited," right?
DarkonZerono.....spited.
MeltingManMeals went from costing $16.00 to $2.39
DarkonZeroHe said...."NO CHICKEN FOR YOU!".
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[MeltingMan SOUND]
MeltingManIf your sink is in trouble you can call them on the double.  
* jasoNic informs iMM that he'll be hooked on th' bruthas
MeltingManMy sink has a Super Mario Bros game cartridge stuck in it....doesn't help much.
DarKrowHow the hell did you get a Mario cart stuckin you sink
superspythe irony's quite think, eh MM?
MeltingManIt sure is think~
DarkonZeroYup...sure is.
jasoNici hate think irony
DarkonZerospy...you're so think!
superspyyou hate everything, N
superspyTHICK
superspyTHICK
MeltingManDaffy duck hath a Mario Brotherth Cart Thtuck in is Think.
jasoNici dont hate some things
jasoNici like squirrels
superspylike?
MeltingManThey're delicious!
superspyeww
* MeltingMan stuffs dead raw squirrels in his mouth.
DarkonZeroN just uses squirrels as projectiles........
jasoNicremember that hamburger that you had earlier, spy?  the one you liked so much?  well, iMM made it..connect the dots yourself
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* DeRaptor ducks.
* jasoNic throws a squirrel at DeRaptor
DarkonZeroSPACE GHOST'S GRANDADDY!
DarkonZeroWOOO!
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[MeltingMan SOUND]
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* DeRaptor makes squirrel casserole and serves it to N.
DarkonZeroRandy Savage is rather funny......even when not given a chance.
* superspy smacks the hamburger
superspyI didn't eat it
superspyso HA
MeltingManLoc...you're song inspired me to become an Ass man.  That's what I'm gonna do.  Yup.
jasoNicmm..yummy
* jasoNic contemplates quoting that
DarkonZeroKu would.
DeRaptorA melting ass man?
MeltingManyep.
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*** MeltingMan is now known as AssMeltMan
*** MSTManos is on IRC
*** MSTManos has joined #Deep13
jasoNic15,2Quote added: 2,15 <MeltingMan> Loc...you're song inspired me to become an Ass man. That's what I'm gonna do. Yup.
DarkonZeroHe makes you asses melt.....
AssMeltManHello, Manos.  I'm an ass man.
MSTManosI see.
MSTManosI'm a Manos Man.
jasoNic15,2Quote added: 2,15 <DeRaptor> A melting ass man? <MeltingMan> yep. *** MeltingMan is now known as AssMeltMan <DarkonZero> He makes you asses melt.....
* DarkonZero wonders where most letters he types go when they don't show up on the screen.
MSTManosNothing important about that, I just wanted to make that nice and clear.
jasoNicthey go to HELL
AssMeltManJoin me....become an ass man....or I'll be forced to enjoy asses.
* DarkonZero feels a certain (but stupid) power surge through him...
DarkonZeroI AM...!
* DarkonZero becomes in a flash (and a stupid pose) a 70's Japanese superhero known as 15,1ULTRA DORK15,16,0!6,0
*** DarkonZero has left IRC
*** DarkonZero is now known as UltraDork
superspyoh, christ
* superspy shoots ultra dork
UltraDorkI AM HERE!
UltraDorkOW!
UltraDorkWOOTA!
* jasoNic throws ultradork out a window
UltraDorkuh-oh....
UltraDorkI AM NO LONGER...!
* UltraDork loses his dumb power and returns back to his old moronic, sorta secret alter-ego, DarkonZero.
*** DarkonZero is on IRC
*** UltraDork is now known as DarkonZero
* AssMeltMan is already tired of being an ass man.
DarkonZeroAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
AssMeltManI've already seen so many asses...I mean...
* DarkonZero dies
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*** DarkonZero is now known as DZIsDead
*** MeltingMan is on IRC
*** AssMeltMan is now known as MeltingMan
DZIsDeadAgain......
DZIsDeadDamn.
*** MeltingMan has left IRC
*** MeltingMan is now known as sarah
sarahWhoops.
DZIsDead4th time this week.
* MSTManos is on the verge of making a pseudo-big decision.
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[sarah SOUND]
sarahLoc:  Do you have #508 on tape?
*** MeltingMan is on IRC
*** sarah is now known as MeltingMan
* DZIsDead revives....
*** DarkonZero is on IRC
*** DZIsDead is now known as DarkonZero
* DarkonZero laughs at the ep of SG:C2C.....
* MSTManos got another AOL 5.0 CD in the mail today...
DarkonZeroSKEET SHOOT!
MSTManosThe merger is just the beginning of quite possibly the greatest annoyance by AOL in recorded history.
DarkonZeroWasn't always the greatest annyance ever?
DarkonZeroWasn't it always the greatest annyance ever?
DarkonZeroDamn my schoolin'.
MSTManosIt's the beginning of one of the greatest, DZ.
DarkonZeroDid I mention that my brain is melting? Due in part from ,MM.
MSTManosWell... at least it came with an actually impressive Earthlink CD...
* MeltingMan likes the free CD's because they're shiny.
DarkonZeroHe's fascinated by them.
* superspy holds up a shiny object to MM
* MeltingMan is transfixed suddenly.
MSTManosIf AOL does a really good job at this, I can have enough coasters for a dinner party or something...
* DeRaptor ponders crumbling a free CD into a shiny powder.
MSTManosAnd then some cure for some thousand-year old disease will be discovered.
DeRaptoroooooooooooooh.
MeltingManIn the future 50% of all matter on earth will have been a Free AOL CD at one point.
DeRaptorshiiiineeeeee
MSTManosIf and when that happens, AOL will actually be recognized for something impressive.
* DarkonZero wonders what happened to all his AOL CDs.....[Cut to shot of the Amish getting a box.]
* MSTManos laughs at the fact that jasoN's still on AOHell.
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[MeltingMan SOUND]
DeRaptorYou mean other than taking over the world?
MSTManosI said impressive, not obvious.
MSTManosWait... did that make sense?
MSTManosHopefully, AOL's control of the world will work out like the U.S.S.A.
* MeltingMan laughs and the hell?'s at the Mr. T sound.
jasoNici dont have it
* DeRaptor wands mrtsci.wav now.
DeRaptorAlready got it, Melty.
MeltingMank
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[MeltingMan SOUND]
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[MeltingMan SOUND]
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Darkon & The Zeros'14,16,0:6,04,1"Purity"4,1
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[MeltingMan SOUND]
MSTManosHmm. Is the super one alive?
* DarkonZero kicks superspy.....
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
* MeltingMan loves "hatenoiz.wav"
DeRaptorACKPTH!
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Filter's14,16,0:6,04,1"Miss Blue"4,1
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[MeltingMan SOUND]
superspyow!
* superspy kicks N
Locdog07What'd N do?
MeltingManThat guy really hates noise.
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
jasoNicyeah, what did i do??
superspyI don't know.  he threw a squirrel at me
MSTManosHmm. My new script has one of those voting thingys.
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[jasoNic SOUND]
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[MeltingMan SOUND]
MSTManosLemme try it out.
* DeRaptor laughs at mrtsci.wav
MSTManos12(6DiGiTaL12)6 Voting Booth Open ! The Question Is:
MSTManos[12 Should we throw squirrels back at jas? ]
MSTManos6Type !yes for yes and !no for no
MSTManos6 the polls will be closed in 2 mins !
jasoNicwho's he talking to?
jasoNic!no
DarkonZero!yes
Locdog07!no
-MSTManos- 12(6DiGiTaL12)6Your
DeRaptor!yes
DeRaptor!yes
MeltingMan!maybe
DeRaptor!yes
DeRaptor!yes
DeRaptor!yes
DeRaptor!yes
jasoNic!no
superspy!yes
MeltingMan!yes
DarkonZero!YES DEFINITELY!
-MSTManos- 12(6DiGiTaL12)6You
jasoNicsheesh..
superspy!so yes
MeltingMan!no
MeltingMan!yes
MeltingMan!no
MeltingMan!yes
MeltingMan!no
jasoNic!yes
MSTManos12Only 60 sec Left To Vote 4(!yes or !no)
jasoNic!no
MeltingMan!yes
MeltingMan!yes
MeltingMan!no
MeltingMan!yes
MeltingMan!yes
MeltingMan!yes
MeltingMan!yes
MeltingMan!no
superspy!yes
superspy!yes
superspy!yes
MeltingMan!no
MeltingMan!yes
superspyoh god, yes!
MeltingMan!yes
MeltingMan!no
MeltingMan!yes
DarKrow!yes
MeltingMan!yes
superspywait....
superspynone of you saw that
MeltingMan!yes
superspy!yes
DarKrow!yes
MeltingMan!yes
DarKrow!yes
jasoNico_O
MeltingMan!yes
MeltingMan!no
MeltingMan!yes
[jasoNic SOUND]
MSTManosVoting is now closed The votes are being counted.
MSTManos* 100 /%  of the users on #Deep13 voted on :
MSTManos»»»»»»»»»»» «««««««««««
MSTManosHere are the results of the * 100 /% of people that voted.
MSTManos««««««««««««««««««««»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»
MSTManosYeS's * 100 /%
MSTManosNo'S * 100 /%
MSTManos12(6DiGiTaL12)6 ahhh Man, A TiE!
DarkonZeroWHAT THE HELL!?!?
superspy?!
DeRaptordude!
DarKrowSomething is wrong with the script
Locdog07...
MeltingManWe all voted against each other.
MSTManosOh, right... hehe... I was testing this on another room. Might be a glitch.
DarkonZeroI call for a revote!
MSTManos12(6DiGiTaL12)6 Voting Booth Open ! The Question Is:
MSTManos[12 Let's do this again, shall we? ]
MSTManos6Type !yes for yes and !no for no
MSTManos6 the polls will be closed in 2 mins !
* MeltingMan hums the theme to "Coach"
DarKrowno
DarKrowI got to go
DarKrowgood bye
DarKrow!yes
Locdog07bye DK
DarkonZeroBye DK.
MSTManosBye, DK.
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DarkonZero!yes
-MSTManos- 12(6DiGiTaL12)6Your
superspy!yes
Locdog07!no
jasoNic!no
superspyaw
superspykilljoy :)
* DeRaptor wonders if she can find the disks to SimAnt.
MSTManos12Only 60 sec Left To Vote 4(!yes or !no)
Locdog07Hmm.
DarkonZero!yes
-MSTManos- 12(6DiGiTaL12)6You
DarkonZero!yes
-MSTManos- 12(6DiGiTaL12)6You
DarkonZero!yes
DarkonZero!yes
-MSTManos- 12(6DiGiTaL12)6You
-MSTManos- 12(6DiGiTaL12)6You
DarkonZero!yes
-MSTManos- 12(6DiGiTaL12)6You
DarkonZeroDammit!
* jasoNic throws a squirrel at DarkonZero
MSTManos!yes
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Sleep By Windows"4,1
MSTManos"This script is 31337!"
MSTManosVoting is now closed The votes are being counted.
MSTManos500 /%  of the users on #Deep13 voted on :
MSTManos»»»»»»»»»»» Let's do this again, shall we? «««««««««««
MSTManosHere are the results of the 500 /% of people that voted.
MSTManos««««««««««««««««««««»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»
MSTManosYeS's 60%
MSTManosNo'S 40%
MSTManos12(6DiGiTaL12)6Majority Voted Yes!
DarkonZeroWOOO!
DarkonZeroGET HIM!
Locdog07Pooh.
* DeRaptor wonders if N will find another rodent to throw at some point.
* superspy jasoNs
* DeRaptor throws a capybara at N.
Locdog07Don't throw Pikachus at us.
[Locdog07 SOUND]
[jasoNic SOUND]
* superspy throws a jigglypuff at loc and N
[Locdog07 SOUND]
MSTManosHeh.
* DarkonZero throws Digimon at everyone.......
DeRaptorWho is this sci character?
Locdog07He's a scientist from Half Life.
DeRaptorohhhhh.
MSTManosJigglypuff = soccer ball (or pink marshmallow that looks so good to eat)
jasoNichmm, i better hear this again then..
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[jasoNic SOUND]
DarkonZeroSpeaking of Half-Life......I feel like a game of TFC.......maybe after bit.
Locdog07The Final Cookie?
MeltingManAt TFC we do chicken right.
DarkonZeroTeam Fortress Classic.....
Locdog07heh
MSTManosNOT WHILE I HAVE THE SPEED!
* MSTManos runs like a road-runner to the last cookie.
* MSTManos beats... someone... to the punch! HA!
MSTManosLOSERS! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
* Locdog07 made government.wav and freemanright.,wav
Locdog07.wav
* MSTManos runs with the last cookie.
* Sound request: can't find 'mrtsci.wav'
[Locdog07 SOUND]
* DeRaptor snatches the cookie out of Manos' hand while he's gloating.
* DeRaptor eats it.
MSTManosHey!
Locdog07D'oh.
MSTManosAwww,
DarkonZeroEveryone......should we give Manny a wedgie....and aatomic one at that?
MSTManosNOOOOOOO!
DarkonZeroatomic even....
Locdog07A nuclear wedgie winter.
MeltingManA double a atomic!  Those are even worse!
DarkonZeroOk.....double.
[Locdog07 SOUND]
* DeRaptor belches up cookie dust.
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[MeltingMan SOUND]
DarkonZeroManny.....we hate to do this to you...but it's for your own good.
[Locdog07 SOUND]
MSTManosHey... wait... I just thought of something, DZ.
* DarkonZero gives MSTManos a double atomic wedgie.
DarkonZeroOops....
MSTManosOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
MSTManosDAMN! Looks like I forgot what I was gonna say.
MSTManosThanks, DZ.
DarkonZerono prob.
* MSTManos limps to the couch... and goes as far as the next tile on the floor.
* MSTManos falls.
MSTManosOw.
* MSTManos internally bleeds.
DarkonZeroSorry Manny.
* MSTManos dies.
DarkonZeroD'oh!
*** MSTManos has left IRC
*** MSTManos is now known as ManosRIP
Locdog07Good one.
DarkonZeroI didn't kill him!
DarkonZeroI just gave him a wedgie!
jasoNici better get going
jasoNiccya later
Locdog07"Nobody saw me kill him! You can't prove anything!"
DarkonZeroBye N!
Locdog07Bye soN
DeRaptord'oh.
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
* jasoNic jasons out
* DeRaptor hides.
*** jasoNic has quit IRC (Leaving)
ManosRIPHold on a sec, I need to try out this script.
[Locdog07 SOUND]
ManosRIPI'll be in some room.
*** ManosRIP has left #Deep13
DarkonZeroOk.....he'll be in some room everyone! GOT THAT!?!/
DeRaptordah!
DarkonZeroOoops....
DarkonZeroSorry De.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Breakout"4,1
Locdog07Breakout in zits?
DarkonZeroI think so.
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DarkonZeroDave Grohl is weird when writing songs.
Locdog07wb
Locdog07How was some room?
ManosRIPPretty good, except no one was there.
* ManosRIP uses the spirits of evil to return from the dead.
*** MSTManos is on IRC
*** ManosRIP is now known as MSTManos
Locdog07The spirits of evil are busy right now, but if you'd like to leave a message...
MSTManosHeh.
DarkonZeroManny.....you're still sporting teh wedgie.
DarkonZeroteh to the
MSTManosNo, that's the other dead Manos over there.
MSTManosI have, like, 25 of them just decaying in my basement/museum.
* DarkonZero gets confused and then walks away......
MSTManosI don't return to my old body, I just get a newer, similar one.
MSTManosUnderstand, DZ?
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
* DarkonZero continues walking away......
MSTManosThere's another little function in my script that's quite annoying, but funny to some extent.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Learn To Fly"4,1
MSTManosAnyone wanna be my guinea pig?
DeRaptorthat computer guy sounds like Space Ghost over the intercom.
* DarkonZero raises his hand.
MSTManosGoody.
* Locdog07 runs around in a cage
MSTManosWow.
MSTManosThat worked.
DarkonZeroOk....
MSTManosOk....
MSTManosOoh.
DarkonZeroWell?
MSTManosWell?
DarkonZeroDAMMIT!
MSTManosDAMMIT!
Locdog07...
DarkonZeroIt's script from Cal!
MSTManosIt's script from Cal!
Locdog07heheheh. This is funny!!!
DarkonZeroDAMMOT!
Locdog07hmm
DarkonZero*PHEW*
MSTManosI disabled it.
DarkonZeroThank you....
Locdog07awww
Locdog07no fun
MSTManosJust before DZ would've tricked me into calling myself stupid or something.
DarkonZeroThat rates up there with Cal.....
MeltingManDAMMOTO!  We combined Dammit...and Tomato juice...for a treat you can't resist!
MSTManosHeeheehee.
Locdog07heh
Locdog07Tommaco.
MeltingManheh
* MSTManos laughs his ass off.
* Sound request: can't find 'mrass.wav'
[Locdog07 SOUND]
MSTManosNow, for a more less obvious mimicking victim.
MSTManosThere we go.
Locdog07hmm
* Locdog07 eyes Manny
MSTManosJust watch and see.
Locdog07Hmm.
DarkonZeroHey spy......WAKE UP!
Locdog07Josh?
Locdog07JOSH!
MeltingManHeh
Locdog07oh, darn, gotta go.
Locdog07bye all.
MeltingManBye, Loc!
DarkonZeroBye Loc....
MSTManosBye, Loc!
DeRaptorbye bye
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superspyhmm?
MSTManoshmm?
superspyhmm?
MSTManoshmm?
superspyhmm?
MSTManoshmm?
superspyhmm?
MSTManoshmm?
MeltingManimm!
superspyhmm?
MSTManoshmm?
DarkonZeroHmm....
DarkonZerospy?
MSTManosHmm....
* MSTManos wants to try this on Cam if he ever comes back.
DarkonZeroCam will eventually.....
DeRaptorgaack!
superspytry what?
MSTManostry what?
MSTManosYeah...
DeRaptorCam's ALWAYS come back.
DarkonZeroIf he's not sitting on washing machines.......
MSTManos<TheCambot> I have a yacht in my pants.
MeltingManGAH!
superspyTRY WHAT?
MSTManosTRY WHAT?
MSTManos<TheCambot> I have a yacht in my pants.
MSTManos<MSTManos> I have a yacht in my pants.
superspymanos, turn that damned thing off
MSTManosmanos, turn that damned thing off
MeltingManI have pants in my yacht.
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*** superspy is now known as spy
spythere
spyha!
DeRaptor!!!
MeltingManmerged with the comedy channel
MeltingManYou know..."HA!"
spyyes, IMM
MeltingManHeh heh....oh geez.
MSTManosOkay, spy, geez.
MSTManosIt's disabled.
* DarkonZero burps....
MeltingMangeez.
spypromise?
MeltingMangeez.
MSTManosBut I can show you another neat thing my script does...
[SOUND]
MeltingManIt walks down stairs alone or in pairs?
MSTManosLet's say I harass an IRCop.
spyand over your neighbor's dog?
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*** superspy is on IRC
*** spy is now known as superspy
*** MSTManos is on IRC
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MeltingManwb, Manos
* MeltingMan has to go to bed soon.
MSTManosThankee.
MSTManosYou can do a KILL or K-Line quit on yourself.
DarkonZeroOk....that script gets you k-lined.
DarkonZeroOh.....
* DarkonZero is a obvious dunce....and stands in a corner.
*** DarkonZero has left IRC
*** DarkonZero is now known as DunceZero
MeltingManBye, folks.  I'll see all of you again sometime when I am here again and then we will meet again and I will have return.  Goodnight.
MSTManosThis thing also has an automatic MP3 player, stuff for ops, etc.
DunceZeroBye MM.
MSTManosBye, Melty.
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superspybig top peewee!
superspythe hot dog tree!
MSTManosOh, and the neat-o voting thing.
MSTManos12(6DiGiTaL12)6 Voting Booth Open ! The Question Is:
MSTManos[12 Should Mars get beaten? ]
MSTManos6Type !yes for yes and !no for no
MSTManos6 the polls will be closed in 2 mins !
DunceZero!yes
-MSTManos- 12(6DiGiTaL12)6Your
MSTManosAnd that's one vote.
MSTManos12Only 60 sec Left To Vote 4(!yes or !no)
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-MSTManos- 12(6DiGiTaL12)6OoOoOOo!
DarkonZeroTHE HELL!?
DarkonZero
DarkonZero-MSTManos- (DiGiTaL)OoOoOOo!
MSTManos?
DarkonZeroIt did that when I went back to my nick.
MSTManosVoting is now closed The votes are being counted.
MSTManos100 /%  of the users on #Deep13 voted on :
MSTManos»»»»»»»»»»» Should Mars get beaten? «««««««««««
MSTManosHere are the results of the 100 /% of people that voted.
MSTManos««««««««««««««««««««»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»
MSTManosYeS's 100%
MSTManosNo'S 0%
MSTManos12(6DiGiTaL12)6Majority Voted Yes!
MSTManosThe script does some pretty weird things.
DarkonZeroWOOO!
MSTManos12(6DiGiTaL12)6 Voting Booth Open ! The Question Is:
MSTManos[12 Should 4BobIshmael get beaten??? ]
MSTManos6Type !yes for yes and !no for no
MSTManos6 the polls will be closed in 2 mins !
DarkonZero!no
-MSTManos- 12(6DiGiTaL12)6Your
DarkonZeroI know I deserve to be beaten......that's what everyone else would say.
DeRaptor!yes
DeRaptor!yes
DeRaptor!yes
DeRaptor!yes
DeRaptor!yes
DeRaptor!yes
DeRaptor!yes
MSTManos12Only 60 sec Left To Vote 4(!yes or !no)
* DeRaptor is probably screwing up the poll...but doesn't care.
DeRaptor!yes
DeRaptor!yes
DeRaptor!yes
DeRaptor!yes
DeRaptor!yes
* MSTManos thinks how funny it would be if Bob suddenly came in here.
DarkonZero<Bob> What are you doing?
MSTManosVoting is now closed The votes are being counted.
MSTManos200 /%  of the users on #Deep13 voted on :
MSTManos»»»»»»»»»»» Should 4BobIshmael get beaten??? «««««««««««
MSTManosHere are the results of the 200 /% of people that voted.
MSTManos««««««««««««««««««««»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»
MSTManosYeS's 50%
MSTManosNo'S 50%
DarkonZero<The rest of us> Placing your fate in our hands.
MSTManos12(6DiGiTaL12)6 ahhh Man, A TiE!
* superspy pesters de about the new comic
superspyoh, wait...
superspyit's the weekend
DarkonZerospy....you've been DEfeated.
DarkonZeroD'oh!
MSTManosHa?
DarkonZeroBAD PUN!
superspy...
* DarkonZero throws his arms infront of his face.....
DarkonZeroNOT THE FACE!
DarkonZeroNOT THE FACE!
* superspy punches DZ in the face
DarkonZeroOW!
DeRaptorYes, spy.
* DarkonZero downloads an ep of Computer Stew........
MSTManosWell, my night is complete. I've had a big wedgie, I was K-lined, I discovered squirrels being thrown at jas is a popular sport, and I learned the truth about dodos.
DarkonZeroGodd night Manny.....
MSTManosPlus, I realized my position in the Church of PEZ.
DarkonZeroDAMN MY GRAMMAR!
MSTManosBefore I ramble on further, I'll just say... g'nite!
MSTManosBYE!
DeRaptornite nite manny
DarkonZeroGood night Manny.....
superspynight
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DarkonZeroWell......we had a interesting night.
DarkonZeroWe actually talked.
DeRaptorYep.
DeRaptorThat's always new.
DarkonZeroTruly...
* DarkonZero damns his XXXL shirt.
DeRaptordude.
* DarkonZero laughs at Computer Stew.....
DarkonZeroThey made a song for Pokemon using "Iron Man" as a base.
DarkonZeroHAHAHA!
DarkonZeroPikachu steaks.....
* DarkonZero watches it again....and listens to the lyrics.....and laughs even harder....
* DeRaptor shivers.
DarkonZeroHmmm....
superspycold, de?
* DarkonZero downloads another ep of CS about Microsofts new CEO Steve Balmer......
superspyCS?
DeRaptorNo...just...yikes.
DarkonZeroComputer Stew.....
superspyah
DarkonZeroI download the eps cause they run alot better from my hd.
DarkonZeroOf course.
DarkonZerowww.computerstew.com if interested.
superspycan I pretend to be interested?  :D
DarkonZeroSure.
superspycool, dz!
DarkonZeroOne of teh funniest I saw was about AOL 5.0......
DarkonZero"You can now use the spacebar!"
DarkonZero"Wow! I can use the spacebar! My words won't run together anymore!"
superspymaybe in 6.0, they'll let uses type with the letters instead of just the letters and their "Shift" alternates :)
DarkonZeroAnother funny ep is when the host prank called 1-888-NO-PIRACY......
DarkonZeroHe made himself sound guilty about own a illegal copy of Microsoft Word.......
DarkonZeroowning even
superspyand?
DarkonZerothe BSA told him to call the local authorities.....and he did.......
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DieRaptorStupid scanner.
DarkonZeroThen was told to contact the Attorney Gerneral
DarkonZeroIt end with him saying, "You can get arrested for software piracy, if you can wait."
DarkonZeroI'm paraphrasing.
DarkonZeroHaha......they're making fun of balmer's baldness.
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DarkonZeroBalmer just blew up AOL.
DarkonZeroAnd Linux users.
DarkonZeroWith a bean coming from his bald head.
DieRaptordude!
superspyhe can shoot beans?
superspyneat!
DieRaptorBalmer rools!
DarkonZeroBut he's the CEO of Microsoft.
DarkonZeroThe new CEO.
DarkonZeroMoving on....
DieRaptorOh.
DieRaptorWell, his bald head does then.
DarkonZeroHehe....
superspy...
* DarkonZero yawns.....
* superspy checks the temperature
superspyahhh!
DarkonZeroWell......
DieRaptordude.
DarkonZero?
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DarkonZeroAnd I thought I said "dude" alot IRL.
DeRaptorwell, I stole it.
superspyfrom whom?
DarkonZeroHow can you steal it?
DarkonZeroIt's widely used!
DeRaptorUm....nobody...
* DeRaptor snickers: http://terribleclaw.com/DeRaptor/machifancyduds.gif
* DarkonZero goes to see....
DarkonZeroif it ever loads.....
DarkonZeroMY CLOTHING!
DarkonZeroHEY!
DeRaptor!
DeRaptorIdunno, they're kinda small if they fit on a bird...
DarkonZeroYOU SHRUNK 'EM!
* DeRaptor roftlhao.
DeRaptornow I have to do defancyduds.gif, philfancyduds.gif, and rustyfancyduds.gif
superspyall in tuxes?
DeRaptorUmmm...no....
DeRaptorBut I'm picking my teeth...
superspykeen
* DeRaptor wonders if the scanner will kick her off now.
* DarkonZero is killed by the suspense.
* superspy buries DZ
superspy....in his box
DarkonZero....cube.
superspywhatever
* superspy plays a tape of funeral music and starts putting the dirt on top of DZ
* DeRaptor poings.
* DeRaptor realizes she needs to read sluggy.
DarkonZero<Sluggy> Don't you dare read me!
superspyhey, you're dead!
DarkonZeroOh yeah...
* DarkonZero lies back down...
superspy...speaking of lying down
superspy'night
DarkonZeroBye...
* superspy decides to be a wiseass and wait for de
DarkonZeroHehehe....
DarkonZeroWiseass.....
superspy*ahem*
* Sound request: can't find 'locbark.wav'
[superspy SOUND]
* DeRaptor poings.
superspypoing?
DeRaptorlike kiki the ferret.
superspykiki the ferret?
DarkonZeroHehe...
DeRaptorShe's a POINGY ferret!
superspy...
superspyoh
DarkonZeroOnce again spy...good night.
superspy'night
DarkonZeroStill being a wiseass?
superspyyes
* superspy glares at de
DarkonZeroOk....
* DeRaptor grins at the wiseass.
superspy<DeRaptor> 'night!
DarkonZeroWell spy....that's her response.
superspylike that, de
DarkonZeroSay good night ,De...so the poor sap can leave.
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DarkonZeronevermind.
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DarkonZeroWell.....I think I'll take leave.......
DarkonZeroTa ta......
DarkonZeroSay goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
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