| Session Start: Thu Jan 20 10:47:34 2000 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Now, more than ever, the phone is your enemy.' | ||
| *** Set by DeRaptor on Thu Jan 20 00:27:56 | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Thu Jan 20 10:47:38 2000 | ||
| Session Start: Thu Jan 20 17:07:27 2000 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Now, more than ever, the phone is your enemy.' | ||
| *** Set by DeRaptor on Thu Jan 20 00:27:56 | ||
| Greidanus | DZ! | |
|---|---|---|
| DarkonZero | Greid... | |
| Greidanus | morpn... | |
| Greidanus | doh! | |
| Greidanus | moron | |
| DarkonZero | I know I am...but what are you? | |
| Greidanus | less of a moron than you | |
| DarkonZero | Nuh-uh! | |
| Greidanus | tell me if this looks like TV's Frank in the pic, it's sorta eerie | |
| DarkonZero | Ok... | |
| DarkonZero | In a way.....yes....it does. | |
| DarkonZero | And I'm scared. | |
| Greidanus | it scared me when I saw it.. | |
| Greidanus | heehee | |
| DarkonZero | You should see a picture of my room...before I cleaned it.......that's scary. | |
| Greidanus | my room any time, it's scary | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
| DarkonZero | I actually got scanned pictures of my room....I sent MM most of them. | |
| Greidanus | heh, not clean? | |
| DarkonZero | Oh....did you see MM's idea of fun? | |
| Greidanus | no | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah....pictures of my not clean room. | |
| DarkonZero | Hold on... | |
| DarkonZero | I'm sending you MM's picture. | |
| Greidanus | hehe, lemmie see. I want to compare at least one ot my room | |
| Greidanus | ok | |
| DarkonZero | I'll send you a pic of my room next.... | |
| Greidanus | k | |
| DarkonZero | My desk is the messiest part of my room......I got a picture of that too. | |
| Greidanus | hehe, giant pizzas in the forest? | |
| DarkonZero | Yup...that's MM's idea of fun. | |
| DarkonZero | Standing on a huge pizza in the woods on a dreary day. | |
| Greidanus | your room, compared to some days in my room, is a mite messier | |
| DarkonZero | You should see my desk.....hold on. | |
| Greidanus | heehee | |
| Greidanus | you should see under my bed... | |
| DarkonZero | Uh.... | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| DarkonZero | Monsters? | |
| Greidanus | nah, garbage galore, though | |
| DarkonZero | Ahh.... | |
| DarkonZero | That's why I sleep on a futon mat. | |
| Greidanus | and under my bed is why I don't have a trash can in my room | |
| DarkonZero | Ahh.....I have a trash can....but it's always full. | |
| Greidanus | lets see... a Joe Camel trash can? | |
| Greidanus | looks like it | |
| DarkonZero | Well....it's a ashtray.....I just took off the ashtray part and made it a trash can. | |
| Greidanus | ah | |
| DarkonZero | My desk...ain't it lovely? | |
| Greidanus | "You make good use of an ash tray, Grasshopper." | |
| Greidanus | yup | |
| DarkonZero | Now...bless my mess. | |
| Greidanus | you should see inside my desk... whoohoo! | |
| DarkonZero | My desk doesn't have a inside......it's a drafting desk. | |
| Greidanus | I noticed that | |
| DarkonZero | But I sure do have aloota stuff. | |
| DarkonZero | i like paper. | |
| DarkonZero | And lots of it! | |
| Greidanus | paper be fun | |
| *** Cal-Crowe is on IRC | ||
| DarkonZero | But the paper on my desk is a constant reminder of how much money I have. | |
| DarkonZero | ATM stubs. | |
| Greidanus | hehe | |
| DarkonZero | Cal is on.... | |
| DarkonZero | I wonder what he's doing. | |
| Greidanus | on ICQ? | |
| DarkonZero | On IRC. | |
| Greidanus | hm | |
| Greidanus | +m | |
| Greidanus | dah.. | |
| DarkonZero | He's on my notify list. | |
| Greidanus | ah | |
| DarkonZero | He might be confused. | |
| -> *Cal-Crowe* HEY CAL! | ||
| *** Cal-Crowe has joined #Deep13 | ||
| Cal-Crowe | Howdy | |
| Greidanus | hi Cal | |
| DarkonZero | CAL! | |
| Cal-Crowe | DZ! | |
| Cal-Crowe | Greid! | |
| * DarkonZero burps..... | ||
| * Cal-Crowe sees the earth quake | ||
| DarkonZero | i'm never eating at McDonalds ever again....... | |
| DarkonZero | Their food sucks. | |
| Cal-Crowe | I get burgers at Wendy's | |
| DarkonZero | I like Jack In The Box.....though its name is disconcerning. | |
| Greidanus | heehee | |
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| [Greidanus SOUND] | ||
| Cal-Crowe | Ryan's is great | |
| Cal-Crowe | I eat 4 plates of food | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah....then you have to make a run for it. | |
| Greidanus | I like this place in Lincoln, NH called Truants' Tavern, they have great food | |
| Cal-Crowe | hehe | |
| Greidanus | and creative names for the food too | |
| DarkonZero | Like "Is this made of kangaroo meat? Hamburger". | |
| Greidanus | no, since it's Truant's Tavern, it woudl be somthing like, well, something school or tardiness related | |
| DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
| Greidanus | as in a truant officer, or something | |
| Cal-Crowe | heh | |
| DarkonZero | Like "Your ass is grass! Salad". | |
| DarkonZero | I heard that alot in school. | |
| Greidanus | hmm... kooky | |
| DarkonZero | And then there was silence. | |
| Cal-Crowe | BOOM! | |
| DarkonZero | Then Cal farted. | |
| Greidanus | guess not this time... | |
| * DarkonZero feels like playing Team Fortress...... | ||
| DarkonZero | Maybe after a bit.... | |
| Cal-Crowe | bit o honey | |
| Cal-Crowe | (__)__) | |
| Greidanus | we are so lively today, huh? | |
| Cal-Crowe | oops | |
| DarkonZero | oops | |
| Greidanus | heehee | |
| Greidanus | (__)__) | |
| Greidanus | oops | |
| DarkonZero | I guess Cal's not into it. | |
| Cal-Crowe | oops | |
| DarkonZero | opps | |
| Greidanus | weird... | |
| DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
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| Greidanus | hehe | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'gnaracrs.wav' | ||
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| Greidanus | are we having fun yet? | |
| DarkonZero | No.... | |
| DarkonZero | Damn..... | |
| Greidanus | gotta get off for a fwe minutes | |
| Greidanus | few, damn! | |
| DarkonZero | Ok... | |
| Cal-Crowe | Howdy | |
| Greidanus | don't leave, or prepare to die anyways!! | |
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| DarkonZero | She's gonna kill us. | |
| *** Greidanus is on IRC | ||
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| DarkonZero | WB... | |
| Greidanus | t'ello | |
| Greidanus | dah... | |
| Greidanus | keyboards and my chunky, clumsy, hands do not mix | |
| DarkonZero | Stubby fingers? | |
| Greidanus | no, big, clumsy hands | |
| DarkonZero | If you have a scanner....scan your hand. | |
| Greidanus | I don't | |
| Greidanus | so... | |
| DarkonZero | I gotta scanned picture of my face. | |
| DarkonZero | I was bored. | |
| DarkonZero | And I put it up on a incomplete website of mine. | |
| Greidanus | hehe, send it!! must look pretty weird | |
| Greidanus | dumb.jpg... hehe | |
| Greidanus | you got a big head, DZ | |
| DarkonZero | I know.... | |
| DarkonZero | I;m just a big giant head. | |
| Greidanus | I have an ugly head, if that helps | |
| Greidanus | and I do!! | |
| DarkonZero | Well....that's has to be determined by the eye of the beholder...... | |
| DarkonZero | meaning...I gotta see ya to make a judgement. | |
| Greidanus | heh, you'd be instantly repelled by my face, believe me | |
| DarkonZero | Depends..... | |
| Greidanus | heh | |
| Greidanus | fine, want a DCC of a pic of me? | |
| DarkonZero | Sure..... | |
| Greidanus | it's from a year ago, so in it, I'm far less pimply than I am now | |
| DarkonZero | Doesn't matter. | |
| Greidanus | it's still ugly. prepare to be horrified | |
| DarkonZero | My face looked like it broke out....... | |
| Greidanus | wait til you see my face... and the low resolution makes me look even worse | |
| DarkonZero | looks decent enough to me.... | |
| Greidanus | heh... no... | |
| DarkonZero | I'm serious. | |
| Greidanus | well, I'm also very self-depricating, so... think what you may | |
| DarkonZero | The other pic you sent earlier......now that horrifying! | |
| Greidanus | heehee | |
| Greidanus | TV's Thumb | |
| Greidanus | ... | |
| DarkonZero | Greid...I'm the same way...I always put myself down....and sometimes I get to myself..... | |
| Greidanus | If I wasn't so hard on myself, I'd be in the nut-house | |
| DarkonZero | I'm in on right now..... | |
| DarkonZero | on to one | |
| Greidanus | a squirrels' nest? | |
| Greidanus | dah, gotta go | |
| DarkonZero | Bye.... | |
| *** Greidanus has left IRC | ||
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| DarkonZero | Cal....you dead? | |
| DarkonZero | CAL! | |
| DarkonZero | WAKE UP! | |
| DarkonZero | Come on man! | |
| DarkonZero | DON'T DIE NOW! | |
| DarkonZero | Oh hell.... | |
| DarkonZero | Race ya out! | |
| DarkonZero | Say goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Thu Jan 20 18:23:58 2000 | ||
| Session Start: Thu Jan 20 18:54:37 2000 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Now, more than ever, the phone is your enemy.' | ||
| *** Set by DeRaptor on Thu Jan 20 00:27:56 | ||
| DarkonZero | Heelo! | |
| Locdog07 | Hullo | |
| MSTAnon | Hi. | |
| DarkonZero | Was Cal in here when you showed? | |
| Locdog07 | ... | |
| DarkonZero | I guess he wasn't....nevermind. | |
| DarkonZero | I'll be away from my keyboard! OK. | |
| * DarkonZero is away from keyboard for a bit...he's doing stuff. | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'hhh.wav' | ||
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| * Sound request: can't find 'dx.wav' | ||
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| * DarkonZero is back from whatever... | ||
| DarkonZero | Well, I'm back. | |
| Locdog07 | wb | |
| DarkonZero | Thanks.... | |
| DarkonZero | I had to get my CDs......getting back to ripping them. | |
| Locdog07 | ah | |
| DarkonZero | 41 CDs.... | |
| DarkonZero | And possibly more.... | |
| Locdog07 | Lalalala. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm..... | |
| Locdog07 | Read any good books lately, DZ? | |
| DarkonZero | No......it's been a while since I read..... | |
| Locdog07 | k | |
| DarkonZero | Though I read some pretty good books a while back.... | |
| Locdog07 | Wanna read a poem I wrote? | |
| DarkonZero | Sure.... | |
| * Locdog07 ponders which one to send | ||
| DarkonZero | I have "Walkies". | |
| Locdog07 | hmmm | |
| DarkonZero | And I forgot the other one.... | |
| Locdog07 | "Wings" | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah.... | |
| DarkonZero | That's it. | |
| DarkonZero | I haveta let this one sink in a bit......I'm quite incompitent.....according to the media..... | |
| Locdog07 | hmmm | |
| Locdog07 | k | |
| * DarkonZero wonders why American scientists did research on incompitence anyway..... | ||
| Locdog07 | Because we're weird? | |
| DarkonZero | True.... | |
| DarkonZero | They say that the people that are the most incompitent are ones that don't know that they are. | |
| DarkonZero | I always knew I was incompitent. | |
| Locdog07 | Whee! | |
| DarkonZero | I'm semi-compitent. | |
| Locdog07 | Commie-pee-tent. | |
| DarkonZero | That's a Bob thing. | |
| Locdog07 | Oh. | |
| DarkonZero | A Commie Pee Tent. | |
| DarkonZero | you kow Bob is a commie, right? | |
| DarkonZero | kow to know | |
| Locdog07 | yeah | |
| Locdog07 | kow! | |
| DarkonZero | He'll need that. | |
| DarkonZero | A Commie Pee Tent. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...that was dumb. | |
| Locdog07 | yep | |
| DarkonZero | I must really be incompitent to humor.... | |
| Locdog07 | awww | |
| * Locdog07 hugs DZ | ||
| DarkonZero | ok...ok....enough of that. | |
| Locdog07 | k | |
| DarkonZero | Well.... | |
| Locdog07 | yep yep | |
| Locdog07 | JOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!! | |
| *** Jason is on IRC | ||
| DarkonZero | I KICKED THE F*CKING MAO INTO THE CREEK! | |
| Locdog07 | Mao? | |
| DarkonZero | MAO to MAP | |
| Locdog07 | Wow. | |
| * Locdog07 loves that movie... | ||
| DarkonZero | I know you do. | |
| Locdog07 | Uh-huh. | |
| * Locdog07 wonders | ||
| *** MSTAnon has left IRC | ||
| *** MSTAnon has quit IRC (Be sure to join MSTies Anonymous at... http://www.msties.com/) | ||
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| DarkonZero | Hmmmm..... | |
| *** Locdog07 has left IRC | ||
| *** DeRaptor is on IRC | ||
| *** DeRaptor has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * DeRaptor leaps into #Deep13 via a perpendicular universe. | ||
| *** Mars sets mode: +o DeRaptor | ||
| DeRaptor | Hello...... | |
| DarkonZero | Hey.... | |
| DarkonZero | Sorry if I'm quiet.....I'm ripping CDs.... | |
| DeRaptor | Ah. | |
| DarkonZero | And it seems my ripper is picky. | |
| DeRaptor | those evil rippers. | |
| DarkonZero | I is only ripping odd numbered track. | |
| DarkonZero | I to It | |
| DeRaptor | Huh. | |
| DarkonZero | It's only ripping the odd numbered tracks | |
| DarkonZero | Odd...huh? | |
| DeRaptor | Sure is. | |
| DarkonZero | And it happens to be one of my They Might Be Giants Cds.... | |
| DeRaptor | oooooooooh. | |
| DeRaptor | Which'n? | |
| DarkonZero | Then | |
| DarkonZero | The dual CD set. | |
| DarkonZero | I have a love/hate thing for this ripper/player. | |
| * DeRaptor figures out that "bathotriskaidekophobia" should mean "feer of deep 13". | ||
| DarkonZero | Probably.... | |
| DarkonZero | And HG has a large case of it. | |
| DarkonZero | THEY FEAR US! | |
| DarkonZero | MUWAHAHAHAHA! | |
| * DarkonZero stops his evil banter. | ||
| * DeRaptor snickers. | ||
| *** DeRaptor changes topic to 'Now, more than ever, the phone is your enemy. And HomeGame is bathotriskaidekophobic!' | ||
| DarkonZero | So....how are ya today? | |
| DarkonZero | Same ol? | |
| DeRaptor | pretty much. | |
| * DeRaptor is away... REASON: 9,1gotta make with the chow6,0 Type 12/ctcp DeRaptor page6 to page. | ||
| * DarkonZero runs from that frightening display of words. | ||
| *** Locdog07 is on IRC | ||
| *** Locdog07 has joined #Deep13 | ||
| *** Mars sets mode: +o Locdog07 | ||
| * Locdog07 pounces into #Deep13 doing weird head movements. | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'dlobrown.wav' | ||
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| DarkonZero | WB... | |
| Locdog07 | hi | |
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| DarkonZero | Well.... | |
| DarkonZero | This is......rather.....uh..... | |
| DarkonZero | I dunno. | |
| Locdog07 | hmm? | |
| DarkonZero | Dull.....that's the word. | |
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as DullZero | ||
| Locdog07 | hmmm | |
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| DullZero | I'm dull.... | |
| Locdog07 | awww | |
| * Locdog07 hugs DZ | ||
| DullZero | AGH! | |
| DullZero | NO! | |
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** DullZero is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| DarkonZero | No hug! | |
| Locdog07 | darn | |
| DarkonZero | I had my fill of hugs.... | |
| * DarkonZero screams..... | ||
| DarkonZero | YUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! | |
| Locdog07 | sooo... | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm... | |
| DarkonZero | YUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! | |
| * Locdog07 wrote a poem called "Kitty!", heh. | ||
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm..... | |
| DarkonZero | not Boo Boo Kitty? | |
| Locdog07 | Nopers. | |
| DarkonZero | Good..... | |
| DarkonZero | That'd be annoying. | |
| * DeRaptor is back FROM: 9,1gotta make with the chow | ||
| DeRaptor | foo! | |
| DarkonZero | WOO! | |
| DarkonZero | Wait.....that was quick. | |
| * DarkonZero ponders on how long De was gone. | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'dx.wav' | ||
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| * DarkonZero stops thinking cause his brain is wearing down. | ||
| Locdog07 | afk | |
| DeRaptor | otay | |
| * DarkonZero sees De's hair styled like Buckwheat..... | ||
| DarkonZero | Odd. | |
| Locdog07 | back | |
| * DeRaptor grins stupidly. | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'bigshow.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| * DarkonZero grins freakishly. | ||
| * DeRaptor hides. | ||
| DarkonZero | oops.... | |
| DarkonZero | I need help with a uprising against McDonalds...... | |
| DarkonZero | their food sucks...... | |
| Locdog07 | afk | |
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| *** DeRaptor is on IRC | ||
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| * DeRaptor leaps into #Deep13 via a perpendicular universe. | ||
| *** Mars sets mode: +o DeRaptor | ||
| DarkonZero | WB... | |
| * DeRaptor growls and rips peer apart and stuff. | ||
| * DarkonZero gives De a peer dummy to work with. | ||
| Locdog07 | Anyone want to read my kitty poem? | |
| DarkonZero | I'm still digesting the other one Loc. | |
| DeRaptor | kitty? | |
| Locdog07 | k | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'kitty.wav' | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | YOU'RE DIGESTING A KITTY?!? | |
| DarkonZero | .... | |
| * DarkonZero takes De's hat and eats it. | ||
| DarkonZero | No...I'm digesting your hat. | |
| * DeRaptor grumbles and makes a new hat out of Darkon's pet cow. | ||
| DarkonZero | I had a pet cow? | |
| DarkonZero | That's news to me. | |
| DeRaptor | HAD being the key word. | |
| DarkonZero | Still.....I had one? | |
| DarkonZero | I don't remember owning one. | |
| DeRaptor | yes. | |
| DeRaptor | Who wants a hamburger? | |
| DarkonZero | Well.....I take leave for now......ta ta! | |
| DarkonZero | Say goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Thu Jan 20 20:22:42 2000 | ||
| Session Start: Thu Jan 20 20:56:45 2000 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Now, more than ever, the phone is your enemy. And HomeGame is bathotriskaidekophobic!' | ||
| *** Set by DeRaptor on Thu Jan 20 19:55:29 | ||
| DarkonZero | Heelo. | |
| DeRaptor | howdy. | |
| Locdog07 | That we're gurgling and hmmming? | |
| Locdog07 | Heya DZ! | |
| * Locdog07 hugs DZ | ||
| * DeRaptor flicks a booger at Anon. | ||
| DarkonZero | De...did you get infected by Cal..... | |
| DarkonZero | ? | |
| *** Briggs has joined #deep13 | ||
| MSTAnon | Oh, thank you very much. That was so mature. | |
| Briggs | Allo allo! | |
| DarkonZero | Hey Briggs. | |
| DeRaptor | Maybe. | |
| Locdog07 | Briggsy! | |
| * DeRaptor has Calitosis. | ||
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| Briggs | I'm sorry to hear that, De. | |
| * DarkonZero smacks De cause of the pun. | ||
| DeRaptor | Owwwwweeee! | |
| DarkonZero | BAD DE! | |
| DarkonZero | BAD PUN! | |
| * DeRaptor hangs her head. | ||
| Briggs | So... other than some abuse of the english language, what's up? | |
| DarkonZero | More abuse of the English language. | |
| Locdog07 | Stuff!!! | |
| * Briggs groans. | ||
| Briggs | Why me? | |
| DarkonZero | You love us.....that's why..... | |
| Briggs | Yeah, I guess. | |
| Briggs | That, or I'm a masichist. | |
| * DeRaptor grins. | ||
| DeRaptor | Or both! That just makes it so kinky! | |
| Briggs | Probably both. | |
| MSTAnon | Kinky? | |
| Briggs | I don't know either, Anon. | |
| MSTAnon | De thinks something is kinky. | |
| DeRaptor | He loves us AND he's a masochist... | |
| Briggs | Masochism means liking torture and pain. It isn't exactly a sexual thing. | |
| Briggs | Though if you've seen some of my ex-girlfriends, that's a highly arguable point. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'hhh.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | Eww. | |
| DarkonZero | Though it it is mostly associated with it. | |
| DarkonZero | - it | |
| Briggs | That, or pro-wrestling. | |
| * DarkonZero thinks about that...then shudders..... | ||
| Briggs | Ever watch ECW? | |
| DarkonZero | No.... | |
| Locdog07 | .... | |
| DarkonZero | I don't watch wrestling. | |
| Briggs | ECW is funny. It's low-budget violence on parade. | |
| DarkonZero | Isn't it all? | |
| Briggs | Well, ECW is much worse. On WCW/WWF, they use chairs and tables. On ECW, they use stapleguns. | |
| DarkonZero | And scotch tape. | |
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| Locdog07 | Wheee. | |
| DarkonZero | YAHOO! | |
| DeRaptor | Hmmmm....MicroDisneYahooAOLTimeWarner.... | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| DeRaptor | It'll happen. | |
| Locdog07 | MicroDisneYahooAOLTimeWarner-a-go-go | |
| DeRaptor | Just you watch. | |
| DeRaptor | yes. | |
| DarkonZero | We know....it's inevitable..... | |
| Briggs | Yeah, someone wrote something funny about the AOL/TimeWarner merger... signs that the two were blending together too uch... | |
| Briggs | Like... you turn your tv on and it says "You've Got Reruns!" | |
| DeRaptor | heheheheh | |
| Locdog07 | Hmm | |
| * Locdog07 dances on the ceiling | ||
| DarkonZero | It should be "You've Got Another Adolescent Show That Will Attract Veiwers And Brainwash Them!" | |
| Briggs | Your cable is on the fritz, and the repairman says to turn it off and turn it back on in five minutes... | |
| DeRaptor | hehehe | |
| *** BobIshmael is on IRC | ||
| *** BobIshmael has joined #deep13 | ||
| Locdog07 | Hullo Bobbo | |
| DarkonZero | Hey Bob.... | |
| Briggs | Allo Bob. | |
| BobIshmael | Hello Loc-type person. | |
| BobIshmael | Hola DZ. | |
| BobIshmael | STUB! | |
| BobIshmael | STUBE, EVEN! | |
| BobIshmael | DZ, you done get fired? | |
| DarkonZero | Not yet....I gotta write a statement about my side of the whole thing. | |
| BobIshmael | A statement?! WHAT THE HELL KIND OF DEMOCRATIC EMPLOYER DO YOU HAVE?! | |
| BobIshmael | He's supposed to fire and kick you in the ribs. | |
| DarkonZero | A rich one. | |
| BobIshmael | +you | |
| BobIshmael | Oh, wait. No. | |
| BobIshmael | -you | |
| DarkonZero | He's supposed to fire and kick in the ribs? | |
| Briggs | Bob's missing a few words tonight, aparently... | |
| DarkonZero | I have a feeling that I might get by with a 5 day suspension. | |
| DarkonZero | Or a possible termination od employment. | |
| DarkonZero | od to of | |
| BobIshmael | Fired. | |
| DarkonZero | Now....to move away from that subject..... | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'manosbob.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| Briggs | Fried would be more interresting, though... no offence, DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | No prob. | |
| DeRaptor | Mars Needs Women is on Flix. | |
| BobIshmael | Yes. Changing the subject, Boz's friends are extreme morons. | |
| Locdog07 | <Mars> Hey, my love life is doin' great, thankyou very much... | |
| DarkonZero | And you came to this conclusion cause? | |
| Briggs | WHo is this Boz person you keep whining about, Bob? | |
| BobIshmael | Uh.. Because they are. | |
| DarkonZero | Boz is a reg Briggs..... | |
| BobIshmael | I thought I'd made that clear. | |
| Briggs | As mud. | |
| Briggs | Well, I'm still workig my way back into the circle... I've been gone for a while... | |
| * Briggs braces for another of Loc's hugs. | ||
| * DarkonZero wishes his real last name was "Static"..... | ||
| * Locdog07 hugs DZ | ||
| DarkonZero | NO! | |
| DarkonZero | Loc.....no need! | |
| BobIshmael | You might as well be a man and change it. | |
| BobIshmael | David Static. | |
| Briggs | I had a cat named Static... | |
| DarkonZero | The lead singer of Static-X....his last name is Static. | |
| BobIshmael | Could I call you "Davey" then? | |
| BobIshmael | Davey Static. | |
| BobIshmael | Is it? | |
| DarkonZero | Bob....you have in the past. | |
| BobIshmael | I know, but I haven't since you changed your name to David Static. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh....sure. | |
| *** Briggs is now known as BriggsAFK | ||
| DarkonZero | We scared Briggs. | |
| BobIshmael | You should also change your first name to Les, in honor of the lead singer/bassist of Primus. | |
| BobIshmael | Les Static. | |
| DarkonZero | ugh.... | |
| BobIshmael | And people could say, "DAMNIT! I WANT LES STATIC!" | |
| DarkonZero | Hey.... | |
| DarkonZero | I might use that in my pseudo-band profile. | |
| DarkonZero | Darkon & The Zeros. | |
| Locdog07 | Les Miserables | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| BobIshmael | If you were on the news, people could say, "Hey! Les Static is on the television!" | |
| BobIshmael | And so forth. | |
| DarkonZero | Hehehe.... | |
| Locdog07 | Then the people would go "Who'm I talking to? I live on my own! Oh, my life sucks..." *blam* | |
| DarkonZero | Or...."I wish Les Static was on the radio!" | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah! Then they could blame Les Static. | |
| Locdog07 | For making them trap their fingers in the door. | |
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| BobIshmael | Well... Now you've lost me. | |
| Locdog07 | Good. | |
| BobIshmael | Damn. | |
| DarkonZero | And playing that sound really clear it up...... | |
| *** BriggsAFK is now known as Briggs | ||
| DarkonZero | WB.... | |
| Briggs | Thanks. | |
| BobIshmael | Anyone care to hear what Matty Lawless had to say to me? | |
| DarkonZero | No prob. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'inmyflat.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | wb | |
| DarkonZero | Bob...sure. | |
| BobIshmael | HE DIDN'T LEAVE! | |
| * Locdog07 creeps up behind Briggs and hugs him | ||
| BobIshmael | Listen fag, quit sending little queer emails to Dan Haxel or else he and his | |
| BobIshmael | many friends will kick the shit out of you. | |
| Briggs | AhhhH!!!! | |
| DarkonZero | HAHAHAHA! | |
| Briggs | You... | |
| BobIshmael | He seems to be fascinated with homosexuality, doesn't he? | |
| Briggs | ...scared... | |
| DarkonZero | HAHAHAHA! | |
| Briggs | me... | |
| BobIshmael | ...Wow | |
| BobIshmael | ...That's... | |
| BobIshmael | ...So... | |
| BobIshmael | Amazing... | |
| Locdog07 | ...funny. | |
| BobIshmael | ...Tee-hee... | |
| * Briggs gives Bob a small figure made out of clay. It's Crow. | ||
| Locdog07 | AHHH! | |
| * Locdog07 squishes the Crow clay figure | ||
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| BobIshmael | Thanks, Loc! That's Loc for you. Always lookin' to save me time. | |
| DarkonZero | Well... | |
| DeRaptor | !!!! | |
| DarkonZero | That's Loc. | |
| * Briggs pushes the plunger and detonates the plastic explosive crow figure. | ||
| * DeRaptor attempts to rebuild the Crow figure. | ||
| DeRaptor | AAAAAAAH! | |
| DarkonZero | Ooops.... | |
| * Locdog07 steps on the Crow figure. | ||
| * DeRaptor is blown to smithereens. | ||
| DarkonZero | there goes De...... | |
| Locdog07 | That's De. | |
| DarkonZero | Over there.....and over there.... | |
| Briggs | I'll get the superglue... again. | |
| * Locdog07 watches Briggs sniff glue. | ||
| DarkonZero | De's eye must be blue..... | |
| BobIshmael | Damn laquer-head. | |
| DarkonZero | De's eyes must be blue..... | |
| * DarkonZero now smacks himself twice. | ||
| DeRaptor | No, red. | |
| *** superspy is on IRC | ||
| *** superspy has joined #deep13 | ||
| BobIshmael | So, DZ, like Sir Matty's comment about me? | |
| BobIshmael | soy! | |
| superspy | BOB! | |
| * Locdog07 picks up spy and throws him | ||
| DarkonZero | T'was funnt! | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'spyspyspy.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| superspy | wha?! | |
| Briggs | Allo spy. | |
| DarkonZero | SPOOF! | |
| DeRaptor | Heeeyyyyyy spy spy. | |
| superspy | heya, briggs! | |
| superspy | neat! | |
| superspy | http://www.icraveTV.com/ | |
| DarkonZero | Damn Carlos Santana on the cover of Guitar World magazine..... | |
| superspy | watch canadian tv | |
| DarkonZero | spy likes Canadian TV. | |
| superspy | so do you, DZ | |
| Briggs | My tv is japanese... | |
| DarkonZero | I do? | |
| superspy | yes | |
| DarkonZero | Damn amnesia..... | |
| * Locdog07 hits DZ with a clown hammer and hugs him | ||
| DarkonZero | DAMMIT LOC! | |
| DarkonZero | NO HUGS! | |
| * DarkonZero activates a force field. | ||
| Briggs | Now all I need is a three digit canadian phone number... | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....I admit it.....I like The Red Green Show. | |
| DarkonZero | Now.....itf they made this show of a Canadian mountie that goes to Chicago to fight crime. | |
| DarkonZero | itf to if | |
| Briggs | Is anyone here from, in, or familioar with canadian phone numbers? | |
| DarkonZero | Sorry....but no. | |
| DarkonZero | We can't count past 3.... | |
| DarkonZero | Cause I dumbed everyone down. | |
| Briggs | SPy... how are you making it work? Do you have a number for it? | |
| * DarkonZero realizes he missed alot of eps of Computer Stew...... | ||
| *** Locdog07 has left IRC | ||
| *** Locdog07 has quit IRC (WichitaFalls.TX.US.StarLink.Org Denver.CO.US.StarLink.Org) | ||
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| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| *** Disconnected | ||
| *** Attempting to rejoin... | ||
| *** Rejoined channel #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Now, more than ever, the phone is your enemy. And HomeGame is bathotriskaidekophobic!' | ||
| *** Set by DeRaptor on Thu Jan 20 19:55:29 | ||
| DarkonZero | I'll be right back.... | |
| *** Disconnected | ||
| *** Attempting to rejoin... | ||
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** Rejoined channel #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Now, more than ever, the phone is your enemy. And HomeGame is bathotriskaidekophobic!' | ||
| *** Set by DeRaptor on Thu Jan 20 19:55:29 | ||
| DarkonZero | DAMMIT! YOU BLEW IT ALL TO HELL! | |
| Briggs | What happened? | |
| *** DeRaptor is on IRC | ||
| *** DeRaptor has joined #deep13 | ||
| *** Locdog07 is on IRC | ||
| *** Locdog07 has joined #deep13 | ||
| *** superspy is on IRC | ||
| *** superspy has joined #deep13 | ||
| *** BobIshmael is on IRC | ||
| *** BobIshmael has joined #deep13 | ||
| *** Durham-R.NC.US.StarLink.Org sets mode: +oo Locdog07 DeRaptor | ||
| DarkonZero | NETSPLIT! | |
| DarkonZero | DAMN YOU! | |
| DeRaptor | Wow, Mailboy doesn't like you, Briggsy. | |
| BobIshmael | <BIshmael> Damn Mars. Fine, Loc. You win THIS round, but there'll be other battles! | |
| BobIshmael | <BIshmael> MWUAHAHAHAHAHA! See what your karma has wrought upon those innocents? | |
| Locdog07 | They'd have to sneak their kid out of school every night to make sure he didn't get beat up, De. | |
| DarkonZero | DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL! | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> Blame Loc! For his Bob-ghost bashing had damned us all! | |
| BobIshmael | <Locdog07> Nuh-uh! | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> COWER IN FEAR FROM LOC! DESTROYER OF NETWORKS! | |
| BobIshmael | For those that missed it. | |
| BobIshmael | Now... Blame Loc. | |
| Briggs | Mailboy is sucking up to his new boss, a former student of mine. | |
| DeRaptor | Ah. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'hhh.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | People being baaaaad and dumb or something? | |
| Locdog07 | baaaaad. | |
| Locdog07 | Sheep. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob...what am I getting? | |
| Locdog07 | Even with dad. | |
| * DeRaptor wonders why she's getting a panties.wav from Bob. | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'mrass.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| superspy | oh, great | |
| DarkonZero | I'm frightened by it already.... | |
| BobIshmael | It's from Primus. | |
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| superspy | this means that bob's not wearing his panties | |
| Locdog07 | Ewww. | |
| DeRaptor | Too much information, spy! | |
| * Locdog07 watches Bob act like Sharon Stone | ||
| Locdog07 | Ewww. | |
| BobIshmael | "I don't wear panites, I've never worn panties. But if it's cold, then Panties I will wear. [mumble, mumble]" | |
| * superspy cowers in fear | ||
| DarkonZero | But not as frightening when I thought I saw a pound of flesh run across the floor. | |
| Locdog07 | ... | |
| superspy | DZ! | |
| BobIshmael | No, it means I'm not wearing my wav of panties. Which, in and of itself, is a hard thing to do. | |
| DarkonZero | What? | |
| DarkonZero | You thought when I told you about my blanket was funnt. | |
| superspy | I don't want to hear about your pound of flesh running across the floor | |
| Locdog07 | ... | |
| Locdog07 | AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! | |
| * Locdog07 shuts his ears | ||
| * superspy smacks Loc | ||
| superspy | perv | |
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | ... | |
| DarkonZero | Bobs is truly a Primus fan. | |
| Locdog07 | Sounds like Cartman. | |
| superspy | hey, de? | |
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | Bobs ARE truly a Primus fan. | |
| superspy | know where I can find the script to the matrix? | |
| Locdog07 | script-o-rama.com, spy? | |
| DarkonZero | You had the abridged one spy. | |
| DarkonZero | Which I thought the abridged one was good. | |
| Briggs | Spy, about that site you gave us... the tv one? | |
| [superspy SOUND] | ||
| superspy | what about it, briggs? | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'manosmix.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| Briggs | Do you know a canadian area code to make it work? | |
| superspy | uh | |
| superspy | nope | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'hhh.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| Briggs | Ok. Well, I found someone who does, but they've gotta go look... | |
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| DarkonZero | Ok the sound is addicting. | |
| Locdog07 | Addicting? | |
| Locdog07 | Or addictive | |
| Locdog07 | ? | |
| DarkonZero | Well...not to me. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'hhh.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | No, I just hadn't heard it yet. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh. | |
| Locdog07 | It's damn annoying, ain't it? | |
| DarkonZero | Not that annoying. | |
| BobIshmael | Primus is not annoying, Loc. Primus is divine. | |
| Locdog07 | Okay...darn annoying. | |
| DarkonZero | Not even that annoying. | |
| Locdog07 | annoying? | |
| BobIshmael | You should've said "Primus is damn divine, ain't they?" | |
| Locdog07 | No, Bob, I'm British. | |
| BobIshmael | Thanks for the update. | |
| * Locdog07 nods | ||
| DarkonZero | Loc...I thought you were South African....... | |
| Locdog07 | Oh... | |
| BobIshmael | Nope, DZ. Tell him, Loc. | |
| * Locdog07 takes the bone out of his nose | ||
| Locdog07 | Does this help? | |
| * superspy still has yet to hear Loc say "schedule" | ||
| DarkonZero | Nope.... | |
| Locdog07 | I'm a sloppy eater...bones tend to get stuck in places. | |
| DeRaptor | I thought he was Australian... | |
| Locdog07 | Want me to say "schedule" into my mic for you, spy? | |
| superspy | yes! | |
| DarkonZero | Then say "crumpets and tea" | |
| *** Mars has joined #deep13 | ||
| Locdog07 | Uhh... | |
| *** Denver.CO.US.StarLink.Org sets mode: +o Mars | ||
| * Locdog07 goes to add that on at the end | ||
| DeRaptor | Hey Marsy baby. | |
| BobIshmael | And.. uh.. | |
| DeRaptor | I hear you need women. | |
| BobIshmael | "Gov'nuh." | |
| Locdog07 | <Mars> Yeah. | |
| Briggs | 416 is Toronto, Spy. | |
| BobIshmael | Say anything in a cockney accent, even though you don't have one. | |
| superspy | neat! | |
| BobIshmael | Say "Spit shine yer shoes, guv'nuh?" | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | Goddamn you, Loc. | |
| BobIshmael | Er... DZ. | |
| BobIshmael | My mistake. | |
| Locdog07 | ... | |
| DarkonZero | MUWAHAHAHAHA! | |
| BobIshmael | I was distracted by my own idiocy. | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | I have to find a way to have you murdered. | |
| DeRaptor | It is distracting, isn't it? | |
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | Can we have Bob burnt at the stake again? | |
| DarkonZero | <BobIshmael> How very odd........ | |
| BobIshmael | Damn you. | |
| * Locdog07 thinks schedule.wav is disturbing | ||
| BobIshmael | I hope you get fired. And kicked in the ribs. By me. | |
| DarkonZero | Sorry......t'was funnt. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'hhh.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| superspy | funt? | |
| superspy | alan? | |
| * DeRaptor wonders what's with Loc and hhh.wav. | ||
| Locdog07 | Idunno. | |
| * Locdog07 wonders what's with De and...that one thing she does. | ||
| * DeRaptor blinks. | ||
| DeRaptor | You mean that? | |
| DarkonZero | Killing people.... | |
| Locdog07 | Yeah! That! | |
| Locdog07 | ... | |
| superspy | briggs: I feel guilty about lying on the site | |
| Locdog07 | No, DZ...that's you | |
| superspy | *sniff* | |
| superspy | I'm not in canada! | |
| DarkonZero | I don't kill people.... | |
| Locdog07 | Not real ones, anyway, right DZ? | |
| * Locdog07 nudges DZ and winks | ||
| DarkonZero | If you say "KnowatImean?" then nudge me.....you're asking for it. | |
| Locdog07 | Know at I mean? | |
| DarkonZero | Nevermind..... | |
| [superspy SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! | |
| BobIshmael | I love that! | |
| BobIshmael | I'll cherish this wav forever, Loc. | |
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| * BobIshmael ponders ways to carry this wav around on a little keychain and play it whenever someone talks to him. | ||
| DarkonZero | Hell.....I got more of an accent than you Loc........though it is rather exaggerated. | |
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| * DeRaptor has more of an accent when she fakes it... | ||
| BobIshmael | "Hey Ja- Err... Bob, how about-" "Schedule..." | |
| * Locdog07 glares at everyone | ||
| [BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
| * BobIshmael hugs Loc. | ||
| BobIshmael | THANK YOU! | |
| * Locdog07 hugs back | ||
| DarkonZero | And Loc.....it was rather disturbing.... | |
| BobIshmael | YOU'RE SO... SO... DAMNED BRITISH! | |
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| * BobIshmael stops hugging Loc. | ||
| BobIshmael | Okay, that's enough of that. | |
| * Locdog07 keeps hugging Bob | ||
| superspy | thanks, loc! | |
| superspy | woo | |
| * Locdog07 stops | ||
| BobIshmael | HEY! LEGGO! | |
| DeRaptor | Now kiss him! | |
| * Locdog07 kisses Bob | ||
| DarkonZero | DE! | |
| BobIshmael | AHHHHHHHHHH! | |
| * Locdog07 kisses DZ | ||
| * Locdog07 kisses spy | ||
| DarkonZero | AAAAAAAAAAAH! | |
| * BobIshmael socks De- Er... DZ. | ||
| * Locdog07 kisses Briggs | ||
| superspy | dah! | |
| BobIshmael | Sorry, DZ. I'd rather hit you. | |
| DarkonZero | OW! | |
| * Locdog07 kisses Mars | ||
| * DeRaptor rotfl. | ||
| * Locdog07 looks at De and shakes his head. | ||
| * DarkonZero smacks De. | ||
| DarkonZero | There.... | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'hhh.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | And now.....silence for your listening pleasure. | |
| Locdog07 | Nuh-uh./ | |
| DarkonZero | uh-huh! | |
| Locdog07 | NUH-UH!!! | |
| DarkonZero | YAH-HUH! | |
| Locdog07 | UH UH!!!!!! | |
| DarkonZero | YAHOOO! | |
| * BobIshmael ponders going AFK to work on lyrics. | ||
| * DarkonZero wonders if Loc is a soccer hooligan. | ||
| DarkonZero | Loc is. | |
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | Huh? No, I'm not. | |
| DarkonZero | Yes...you are. | |
| Locdog07 | I hate sport. | |
| * BobIshmael goes AFK. | ||
| Locdog07 | I'm the kid who sits and watches them play on the edge of the field, doodling in his note book. | |
| DarkonZero | Loc......whenever you record yourself......never...ever...try to speak with a femmy tone. | |
| Locdog07 | In fact, most of the time I'm one of the goal posts. | |
| Locdog07 | Well, how else do you say "Spit shine your shoes, guv'nah?£ | |
| Locdog07 | " | |
| Locdog07 | ? | |
| superspy | woah | |
| DarkonZero | you don't have to say it with a femmy tone. | |
| Locdog07 | Sure you do! | |
| superspy | a pound symbol | |
| Locdog07 | £££££££ | |
| Locdog07 | £ocdog07 | |
| * DarkonZero sees that spy is amazed. | ||
| * BobIshmael looks up. | ||
| * DeRaptor blinks at wav | ||
| Locdog07 | £at me. | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| BobIshmael | Sure, he can do a pound... But can he do a dollar?! I think not. | |
| BobIshmael | $$$$$$$$$$$$ | |
| * superspy wants a pound key | ||
| Locdog07 | $$$$ | |
| BobIshmael | Damn. | |
| BobIshmael | Nevermind. | |
| Locdog07 | $toopid ££diot. | |
| * BobIshmael slinks back to AFK-land. | ||
| * superspy should have a euro key on here....somewhere | ||
| superspy | ah | |
| superspy | it's on the #5 key. maybe one day I'll figure it out | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'dx.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| * DarkonZero sees spy press SHIFT-8. | ||
| Locdog07 | !"£$%^&*()_+ | |
| * superspy listens to the pile of "stars on 45" mp3 files he got yesterday in a sad, sad attempt to purge *one* song from his head | ||
| * Briggs punds a cymbal | ||
| Locdog07 | Songie wongie. | |
| * Briggs pounds a cymbal | ||
| * Locdog07 remembers his old Jar Jar Binks impressions | ||
| [SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | You mean that... | |
| * DeRaptor hides. | ||
| Briggs | Ark... shoot... connection going wonky... g'nite everyone... | |
| DarkonZero | I'M EVIL! | |
| Locdog07 | Wonky!!! | |
| superspy | 'night | |
| DarkonZero | bye Briggs. | |
| Locdog07 | Bye Briggs | |
| Briggs | Si, wonky. | |
| *** Briggs has left #deep13 | ||
| Locdog07 | Shwonky. | |
| DarkonZero | I still got a wav of my lame attempt to do Hamlet with Bob. | |
| Locdog07 | I have a question. | |
| superspy | yes, you in the back | |
| Locdog07 | Something only you Americans can answer. | |
| Locdog07 | What are cooties? | |
| superspy | hehehehe | |
| DarkonZero | Damn... | |
| DarkonZero | It's lice. | |
| DarkonZero | no.. | |
| DarkonZero | wait. | |
| DarkonZero | I forgot. | |
| superspy | an evil, evil disease that little girls give to little boys | |
| Locdog07 | They do? | |
| * Locdog07 aims the kick ray at De | ||
| *** Retrieving #Deep13 info... | ||
| superspy | in other words, little boys use "cooties" as justification for hating girls | |
| *** Locdog07 changes topic to '1,0#DEEP13 GOT COOTIES!!!' | ||
| Locdog07 | Wait, that looks wrong | |
| *** Locdog07 changes topic to '0,1#DEEP13 GOT COOTIES!!!' | ||
| DarkonZero | I still have wavs of my lame Heston impressions..... | |
| Locdog07 | Are they like cookies? | |
| * DeRaptor hisses. | ||
| superspy | no | |
| * Locdog07 sprays De's mouth | ||
| * superspy demonstrates on De | ||
| Locdog07 | Halitosian. | |
| * superspy touches De | ||
| Locdog07 | OH MY GOD!! | |
| superspy | ewww! I've got cooties! | |
| * DeRaptor bites Loc's finger off. | ||
| Locdog07 | They're eating your face!!!! | |
| * Locdog07 hides from De | ||
| Locdog07 | ... | |
| Locdog07 | Um... | |
| DeRaptor | Well, I've got boy cooties! EWWWWWWWW!!!! | |
| DeRaptor | Stop giving me boy cooties! | |
| Locdog07 | You do? | |
| Locdog07 | I'm a dog...we have anything but cooties. | |
| superspy | it works both ways, loc | |
| * Locdog07 flicks a few deadly lice onto De | ||
| Locdog07 | We gradually become immune to them, of course. | |
| * DeRaptor eats the lice. | ||
| DarkonZero | Thanks for that image De. | |
| Locdog07 | Now they'll lay eggs in your tummy. | |
| * DarkonZero remembers walking down the street and seeing a bowl of maggots. | ||
| Locdog07 | Maggots! | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah. | |
| Locdog07 | Have my kitty poem! | |
| DarkonZero | .... | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'dx.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| * DarkonZero loses the association between the two things. | ||
| Locdog07 | Heh. | |
| * DeRaptor digests the lice first. | ||
| Locdog07 | You'll see. | |
| * DeRaptor burps. | ||
| superspy | classy, de | |
| * Locdog07 belches the alphabet | ||
| DarkonZero | It was agiant bowl of maggots. | |
| Locdog07 | ... | |
| Locdog07 | Agiant? | |
| DarkonZero | yes. | |
| DarkonZero | Agiant! | |
| Locdog07 | Is that French? | |
| DarkonZero | FRENCH! | |
| * superspy has a question | ||
| * DarkonZero punches Loc. | ||
| *** Locdog07 changes topic to '0,1#DEEP13 GOT AGIANT COOTIES!!!' | ||
| superspy | and only the british guy knows the answer | |
| Locdog07 | yes, you in the back. | |
| superspy | what's england's take on the french? Really.... | |
| Locdog07 | Well...that depends who you ask. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'x-pac.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| superspy | speak for your countrymen | |
| * BobIshmael looks up. | ||
| Locdog07 | Okay. | |
| BobIshmael | DON'T READ THE KITTY POEM! | |
| Locdog07 | Well...my middle name is French. | |
| Locdog07 | And my favorite movie is French. | |
| Locdog07 | But the French suck. | |
| DarkonZero | Don't foget smell. | |
| DeRaptor | Loc French Dog? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! | |
| DarkonZero | forget even. | |
| Locdog07 | Noooo... | |
| * Locdog07 shakes her head at De | ||
| Locdog07 | Errr....his! | |
| * Locdog07 blushes | ||
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
| DarkonZero | odd. | |
| DarkonZero | Insto-sex change. | |
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| Locdog07 | Just add water. | |
| DarkonZero | And grab the knife. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok...I went too far. | |
| * Locdog07 eeps | ||
| Locdog07 | Yes... | |
| DarkonZero | But I really want to talk about the time I thought I saw a pound of flesh run across the floor...... | |
| DarkonZero | It was weird. | |
| Locdog07 | Go on then. | |
| * Locdog07 sits down and listens | ||
| Locdog07 | Were you high at the time? | |
| DeRaptor | Darkon is creepy. | |
| DeRaptor | He sees things creep. | |
| DarkonZero | I was listening to Jesus Jones....and was getting sleepy..... | |
| Locdog07 | Creeper, creeper, creeper...you give me the creeps!!! | |
| DarkonZero | I looked down from my loft of a room where I used to live before here......and saw something more across the floor really fast. | |
| superspy | and how do you know it was a pound of flesh? | |
| DarkonZero | I couldn't tell what the hell it was. | |
| DarkonZero | Well it looked like it. | |
| Locdog07 | "I couldn't see it...so it must be a pound of flesh!" | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm..... | |
| DarkonZero | Couldn't DESCRIBE what it looked like. | |
| Locdog07 | Oh couldn't YOU? | |
| DarkonZero | Other than being more like a pound of flesh. | |
| Locdog07 | So pure flesh | |
| Locdog07 | ? | |
| DarkonZero | Nevermind..... | |
| * DeRaptor snickers. | ||
| Locdog07 | "'scuse me, I'm late for a meeting!" it said | |
| DarkonZero | the blanket sone was funny though..... | |
| DarkonZero | Damn my grammar. | |
| Locdog07 | Blanket scone? | |
| Locdog07 | Blanket son? | |
| DarkonZero | Yes Loc....a scone. | |
| DarkonZero | you want it? | |
| Locdog07 | No. | |
| * superspy looks at the topic | ||
| * DarkonZero shoves the scone in Loc's gaping hole of a maw. | ||
| superspy | grammar's a bit off their, loc | |
| Locdog07 | ...mfff? | |
| Locdog07 | Uh-huh. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'hhh.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| * DarkonZero wonders how he's gonna word his statement....... | ||
| Locdog07 | The blanket story was funny? | |
| DarkonZero | Ask spy. | |
| DarkonZero | He knows. | |
| Locdog07 | spy...? | |
| Locdog07 | And you don't? | |
| DarkonZero | I don't feel like telling it again. | |
| Locdog07 | Awww. | |
| * Locdog07 hugs DZ | ||
| DarkonZero | I just like mentioning it. | |
| DarkonZero | AND STOP THAT! | |
| * Locdog07 tries to smootch DZ | ||
| DarkonZero | DAMN! | |
| DarkonZero | NO! | |
| * Locdog07 ducks back | ||
| Locdog07 | Don't hit! | |
| * DarkonZero socks Loc. | ||
| Locdog07 | ow | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'x-pac.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | And I thought I was all touchy feely.......but not on males. | |
| Locdog07 | ... | |
| Locdog07 | De's right, you're creepy. | |
| DarkonZero | I know I am. | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah. DZ's creepy. | |
| Locdog07 | He's stoned. | |
| Locdog07 | "He's stoned!" - Crow | |
| BobIshmael | Yeah. He's baked outta his mind. | |
| DarkonZero | Man.....Sherlock and Watson figured it out. | |
| Locdog07 | See? | |
| Locdog07 | Stoned. | |
| *** superspy has left IRC | ||
| *** superspy has quit IRC (Ping timeout for superspy[gengar-28.dynamic.rpi.edu]) | ||
| Locdog07 | Awww. | |
| * DarkonZero throws stones at Loc and bob. | ||
| DeRaptor | alll pinged out. | |
| Locdog07 | Owie. | |
| DarkonZero | In short about the blanket........I thought it was a ghost and kicked it. | |
| BobIshmael | I think Carl Reiner is on CC. | |
| Locdog07 | ... | |
| BobIshmael | And I think he "never smoked reefs." | |
| * Locdog07 LAUGHS!!!!! | ||
| Locdog07 | DZ...you are just... | |
| BobIshmael | DZ, were you on the acid at the time? | |
| DarkonZero | Wait.... | |
| * Locdog07 cracks up | ||
| BobIshmael | The LSD? L? 'cid? Windowpane? | |
| Locdog07 | Oh, is there more? | |
| BobIshmael | Not that I know of. | |
| BobIshmael | Okay, you caught me. Here are the rest.. | |
| * BobIshmael points to DZ. | ||
| DarkonZero | DarkonZero> Well...I was dreaming like I was in some sort of Scooby-Doo episode or something.....I didn't realize I woke up and saw the light side of my blanket.....said "OH SHIT!" and kicked the blanket off me. | |
| BobIshmael | And you're on! | |
| Locdog07 | ..... | |
| BobIshmael | AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! | |
| Locdog07 | He *IS* stoned! | |
| DeRaptor | Actually, I hear Loc's middle name is Sarah. Loc Sarah Dog. | |
| BobIshmael | Baked out of his damned mind. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'sarah.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| DeRaptor | Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. | |
| Locdog07 | Yep., | |
| Locdog07 | It's true. | |
| DeRaptor | Loc Sarah Dog. | |
| *** Locdog07 has left IRC | ||
| *** Locdog07 is now known as LocSdog07 | ||
| DeRaptor | d'oh. | |
| LocSdog07 | De pounds the joke into flour. | |
| DarkonZero | Shall we make this real name time? | |
| LocSdog07 | Ummm. | |
| LocSdog07 | No? | |
| *** Locdog07 is on IRC | ||
| *** LocSdog07 is now known as Locdog07 | ||
| DarkonZero | I declare it. | |
| Locdog07 | No. | |
| * BobIshmael looks up. | ||
| DarkonZero | This will be real name time. | |
| *** BobIshmael has left IRC | ||
| *** BobIshmael is now known as LesStatic | ||
| DarkonZero | And I'll use my new name. | |
| * LesStatic goes AFK | ||
| Locdog07 | No. | |
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as DavidStati | ||
| DavidStati | D'oh! | |
| *** DavidStati is now known as DaveStatic | ||
| DaveStatic | My real middle name is Bob's real first name.... | |
| Locdog07 | James? | |
| DaveStatic | Yup. | |
| Locdog07 | Huh. | |
| Locdog07 | Did you read my kitty poem? | |
| DaveStatic | No.... | |
| Locdog07 | Bleh | |
| DaveStatic | Still soaking in the last one. | |
| Locdog07 | Eww. | |
| * DaveStatic punches Loc. | ||
| DaveStatic | perv. | |
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** DaveStatic is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| DarkonZero | Well.....all is well that ends well. | |
| Locdog07 | Not...really. | |
| DarkonZero | Uh-huh! | |
| Locdog07 | I'm not startin' this again, meestah. | |
| DarkonZero | Uh-huh! | |
| DarkonZero | Yo Les! | |
| * Locdog07 looks the other way | ||
| Locdog07 | Yoless? | |
| DarkonZero | Uh-huh! | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'mankind.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | lalala...la. | |
| Locdog07 | I should prolly go. | |
| Locdog07 | Bye all. | |
| DarkonZero | Bye... | |
| Locdog07 | Adios. | |
| DarkonZero | ta ta.... | |
| * LesStatic looks up. | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'mankind.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| LesStatic | Adidas, Loc. | |
| *** Locdog07 has left #Deep13 | ||
| DeRaptor | d'oh! | |
| *** Locdog07 has left IRC | ||
| LesStatic | So, uh, in other news... | |
| LesStatic | Some of my imaginary friends asked me to be the lead singer in their imaginary band, so I think I'll take compete imaginary control and alienate all of my friends... Who are imaginary. | |
| DarkonZero | compete! | |
| LesStatic | Oh, shut up. | |
| LesStatic | complete. | |
| DarkonZero | I know.... | |
| DarkonZero | And I'll shut up. | |
| * DarkonZero decides to be quiet for a while... | ||
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as DZisQuiet | ||
| LesStatic | Damn right, "Davey Static." | |
| * LesStatic ponders changing his name to Les Static. | ||
| DZisQuiet | It is. | |
| * DZisQuiet decides to speak again (OH JOY!)... | ||
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** DZisQuiet is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| LesStatic | WB, Davey. | |
| DeRaptor | dude. | |
| LesStatic | Brah. | |
| LesStatic | Like, bitchin'. | |
| *** BobIshmael is on IRC | ||
| *** LesStatic is now known as BobIshmael | ||
| BobIshmael | Yeah. By the way, Les' imaginary friend are morons with horrible imaginary judgement. | |
| BobIshmael | Friends. Imaginary friends. | |
| DarkonZero | Just like Boz's friends..... | |
| BobIshmael | Boz's friends are just morons. | |
| BobIshmael | Israel Static! | |
| BobIshmael | That'd be a great name. | |
| BobIshmael | For someone else. | |
| * DeRaptor calls dibs. | ||
| * DeRaptor nevers uses the name. | ||
| * DeRaptor wonders: Aren't WE Boz's friends too? Does that make us morons? | ||
| * DeRaptor remembers: Oh yeah, it does. | ||
| BobIshmael | No, no. Boz's real friends. | |
| BobIshmael | But, yeah. I'm sure you're all morons, too. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm incompitent. | |
| DarkonZero | Well.....the party id dying down......booze anyone? | |
| DarkonZero | id to is | |
| * BobIshmael moves his bottle of Saki out of DZ's line of sight. | ||
| BobIshmael | Sure. I'm dry as a bone. | |
| DarkonZero | Naw.....nevermind. | |
| BobIshmael | Awww, shucks. | |
| * BobIshmael resumes his binge drinking. | ||
| * DarkonZero picks up his copy of guitar World and thumbs through it. | ||
| BobIshmael | Again, what's wrong with Carlos Santana? | |
| * DeRaptor brands "Grade A Moron" on Bob's forehead. | ||
| DarkonZero | Nothing is wrong with Carlos Santana. | |
| DarkonZero | I just wanted to damn him. | |
| BobIshmael | Did I mention that my monitor has a sticker that reads, "FOR UNCLASSIFIED USE O-" | |
| BobIshmael | I guess it used to say "...ONLY", but someone tried to remove it. | |
| DarkonZero | We Are Bored....... | |
| DeRaptor | And Unclassified was it's Use-o.... | |
| DarkonZero | And we end it on that...... | |
| DarkonZero | Who would like coffe? | |
| DarkonZero | coffee even.... | |
| DarkonZero | I'll be right back! OK. | |
| * DarkonZero will be right back...he's off to do somethin'. | ||
| DarkonZero | I'll be right back...really, I will! | |
| * DarkonZero : 6,1 wee wee 6,16,0.6,0 | ||
| * BobIshmael becomes bored and searches for cordless phone conversation on his scanner which, by the way, is one hundred percent legal. | ||
| BobIshmael | conversations. | |
| DeRaptor | Suuuuure, Bobbo. | |
| * DarkonZero is back from whatever... | ||
| DarkonZero | Well, I'm back. | |
| DeRaptor | Are you? | |
| DarkonZero | no... | |
| BobIshmael | I'm dead serious. The Sentate (at least, i think it was the sentate) declared that users of older style cordless phones should no expectation of privacy since there's no scrambling and they can be picked up on baby monitors. | |
| BobIshmael | Sentate? Christ... SENATE! | |
| BobIshmael | The older cordless phones are just FM walkie talkies. | |
| DeRaptor | heheheh. How dumb. | |
| DarkonZero | Wait till you pick up cell phone conversations.... | |
| BobIshmael | That, however, IS illegal. | |
| DarkonZero | I listened to one one night.....and it was stupid. | |
| BobIshmael | Cell and scrambled(that is, if you descramble them) cordless phones are illegal. | |
| BobIshmael | Just thought you'd all love that bit of trivia. | |
| DarkonZero | no....not really. | |
| DeRaptor | scrambled phones are illegal? | |
| BobIshmael | Bite me, fired-boy. | |
| BobIshmael | Listening in, you feeb. Listening in is illegal. | |
| DarkonZero | They don't know. | |
| DeRaptor | Oooohhh. | |
| BobIshmael | "They"? You mean, De? | |
| DarkonZero | no... | |
| BobIshmael | The shadow government? | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah... | |
| * DarkonZero imagines Bob being in a sequel to "Conspiracy Theory". | ||
| * DeRaptor IS the shadow goverment! Sheesh! | ||
| DarkonZero | Well you're not good at it De. | |
| DarkonZero | You just gave yourself away. | |
| BobIshmael | He's right, De. You really suck at this job. | |
| *** Mars changes topic to 'DeRaptor: She may suck at being the shadow government, but at least she... Uh... Hell, I dunno. She's a dinosaur or something, I guess. ' | ||
| DeRaptor | Pfff. I've already told you too much anyway. Now come over here and get your nice lethal injections..... | |
| DarkonZero | No thanks.... | |
| * DarkonZero walks away.... | ||
| * BobIshmael pushes DZ ahead. | ||
| BobIshmael | Ladies first. | |
| * BobIshmael tackles DZ. | ||
| BobIshmael | GET YER SHOT, FIRED-BOY! | |
| * DarkonZero slugs bob in the gut. | ||
| BobIshmael | OW! | |
| DarkonZero | A-HOLE! | |
| * BobIshmael punches DZ in the nose. | ||
| BobIshmael | BASTARD! | |
| DarkonZero | oW! | |
| * DeRaptor just puts the lethal injections in a dartgun and shoots them into the fight cloud. | ||
| BobIshmael | (slow-motion) | |
| BobIshmael | N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o! | |
| * BobIshmael leaps for DZ. | ||
| BobIshmael | D-a-a-a-a-a-r-r-r-r-k-o-o-o-o-o-n! | |
| * BobIshmael lands behind DZ and pushes him into the path of the incoming darts. | ||
| BobIshmael | (regular-mo) | |
| BobIshmael | Jerk. | |
| DarkonZero | OW! | |
| * DarkonZero feels hyper. | ||
| BobIshmael | That's odd, that was Ketamine in there. | |
| DarkonZero | She injected me with maple syrup! | |
| DeRaptor | Hmmm. Damn. | |
| DeRaptor | I really do suck as a shadow goverment! | |
| BobIshmael | Speaking of Ketamine, has the media in anyone else's area been demonizing Ketamine? | |
| * DeRaptor sobs. | ||
| * DarkonZero pats De on the back... | ||
| DarkonZero | There...there... | |
| * DarkonZero has a feeling that he's gonna lose a hand. | ||
| * DeRaptor just continues mourning her inadequacy as a great dark forboding power. | ||
| DarkonZero | *PHEW* | |
| BobIshmael | Aw, hell, De. Do I have to do everything?! | |
| * BobIshmael bites off DZ's hand. | ||
| BobIshmael | Hey, this isn't so bad. | |
| DarkonZero | OW! | |
| DarkonZero | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH! | |
| DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
| BobIshmael | Anyone have any mustard? | |
| BobIshmael | Hey, Big Brothe- Siste- Dino- What-the-hell-ever, get me some shadow mustard from your shadow fridge. | |
| BobIshmael | Fine. Jerk. | |
| * BobIshmael nukes DZ's hand and eats it, sans condiments. | ||
| * DeRaptor refuses to get anybody any shadow relishes. | ||
| DarkonZero | You know you do De. | |
| BobIshmael | Does anyone find cannabilism immoral? Seriously. I was just wondering. | |
| DarkonZero | if ya gotta eat...you gotta eat. | |
| BobIshmael | I don't mean if you're stuck in the Andes. I mean as a dinnerplate or appetizer. | |
| DarkonZero | if ya gotta eat...you gotta eat. | |
| BobIshmael | Do you consider that immoral or wrong in anyway. | |
| BobIshmael | Huh. | |
| BobIshmael | De? | |
| DeRaptor | Um....if the person was already dead, and they gave you permission to consume their body, I don't see why not. | |
| BobIshmael | Let's say, if people raised mindless clones for food. | |
| BobIshmael | Would that be wrong? | |
| DarkonZero | Bob....are you raising mindless clones? | |
| DeRaptor | Uhhh...if they had no brains...I guess... | |
| BobIshmael | Um... No. | |
| BobIshmael | If they raised brains, with no bodies, would it be okay to eat them? | |
| DeRaptor | Hell, if they had no brains, it would be even more moral than eating beef. Far more TASTELESS, but moral. | |
| DeRaptor | That's completely different, now in't it? | |
| BobIshmael | I don't see how. | |
| DarkonZero | Me either. | |
| DarkonZero | Of course....I'm a mindless clone. | |
| BobIshmael | Humans are humans. When you eat cow, you're not eating the whole cow. Just a part of it. | |
| DeRaptor | Yes, you do. A brain is a thinking concious thingamobbobber, and a body is just a hunk of meat, basically. | |
| DeRaptor | Well, a really COMPLEX piece of meat, but there's no conciousness in it. | |
| DeRaptor | If it has no brain, that is. | |
| BobIshmael | It's not a thinking thingamobobber if it has no way to process stimulii. It's just a piece of meat with the POTENTIAL to become a thinking mobobber. | |
| * DarkonZero wonders why monkey brains are a delicasy in India...... | ||
| DarkonZero | Or however you spell "delicasee". | |
| DarkonZero | Whatever. | |
| BobIshmael | I think DZ's mind is one of the brains in question. | |
| DeRaptor | well, if you insist. | |
| BobIshmael | I do. So, would you consider that wrong? Eating brains. | |
| DarkonZero | Zombies eat brains..... | |
| DarkonZero | They have no problem with it. | |
| * BobIshmael looks at DZ. | ||
| DarkonZero | What? | |
| DarkonZero | It's true. | |
| BobIshmael | Hey! Robin Williams is on Leno! | |
| DarkonZero | Geez.... | |
| DeRaptor | well, geez, EATING things isn't a moral issue, it's the KILLING of them that is. | |
| BobIshmael | We'll resume this brain-eating discussion in a few minutes. | |
| DarkonZero | When did we start the brain eating part? | |
| * DarkonZero sees a white light....... | ||
| * DarkonZero walks toward it. | ||
| DarkonZero | OW! | |
| DarkonZero | Damn lamp. | |
| DeRaptor | Painful, nein? | |
| DarkonZero | You walk into a lamp and see how it feels. | |
| DeRaptor | thanks but no thanks. | |
| * DarkonZero makes De walk into a lamp. | ||
| DeRaptor | ACKPTH! | |
| * DeRaptor shoves DZ's face into the lamp. | ||
| DarkonZero | OW! | |
| * DarkonZero slugs De. | ||
| * DeRaptor slugs DZ back. | ||
| * DarkonZero kicks De. | ||
| * DeRaptor elbows DZ in the solar plexus. | ||
| DarkonZero | OW! | |
| DarkonZero | MY SOLAR PLEXUS! | |
| * DarkonZero shoots his ATOMIC DEATH RAY at De's gluteus maximus. | ||
| DarkonZero | Damn....no effect. | |
| DarkonZero | hehe... | |
| DarkonZero | Uh-oh. | |
| * DarkonZero runs..... | ||
| * BobIshmael backs. | ||
| BobIshmael | Damn, that man is a hairy, hyper-active bastard. | |
| DarkonZero | He sure is.... | |
| DarkonZero | Now......when did the conversation shift to brain eating? | |
| BobIshmael | Anyway. You the brains wouldn't be technically alive and the clones wouldn't feel pain, so would "killing" them be immoral. Or eating, for that matter? Is eating human meat wrong. | |
| DeRaptor | Can we not shift it back? | |
| BobIshmael | "?" | |
| BobIshmael | Why? I like this conversation. | |
| BobIshmael | I think you learn a lot about a person if they say that they would eat human brains. | |
| * DarkonZero eats Bob's brain in attempt to get smarter..... | ||
| DarkonZero | Damn....no working. | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> Let's say, if people raised mindless clones for food. | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> Would that be wrong? | |
| BobIshmael | <DarkonZero> Bob....are you raising mindless clones? | |
| BobIshmael | <DeRaptor> Uhhh...if they had no brains...I guess... | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> Um... No. | |
| BobIshmael | <BobIshmael> If they raised brains, with no bodies, would it be okay to eat them? | |
| BobIshmael | Right there, DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | No working at all. | |
| DarkonZero | Ah.... | |
| *** Mars sets mode: +o BobIshmael | ||
| BobIshmael | Oh, DZ? Care to rephrase that? | |
| DarkonZero | Rephases what? | |
| BobIshmael | I'm an genius, you moron! | |
| *** Mars sets mode: -o BobIshmael | ||
| DarkonZero | Since when? | |
| DarkonZero | De....did you kow that? | |
| DarkonZero | Bob being a genius and all. | |
| DarkonZero | Damn "n" key. | |
| DarkonZero | Second time today I spelt "know" as "kow". | |
| BobIshmael | So, De, is eating human meat wrong? | |
| BobIshmael | Or eating brains. | |
| DeRaptor | Sigh...only if murdering a sentient human is involved, okay? | |
| DarkonZero | That's not a good enough answer for Bob. | |
| DarkonZero | He's a "genius", you know. | |
| BobIshmael | If murder wasn't involved and the humans weren't sentient, would you eat human meat? | |
| DeRaptor | Well, if there was nothing else to eat, and I was starving, hell yeah. | |
| DarkonZero | Like I said.... | |
| DarkonZero | If ya gotta eat...ya gotta eat. | |
| BobIshmael | I didn't say you were starving. It just happens to be in the fridge. Would you eat human meat? | |
| DeRaptor | Yup. | |
| DeRaptor | Uhhh...can't we just say I'd RATHER eat something else and leave it at that? | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....Bob, you happen to have a slab of human flesh in your fridge? | |
| DeRaptor | Humans probably taste nasty, anyway. | |
| DeRaptor | Yeah, I bet his dad is Jeffry Dahmer. | |
| DarkonZero | probably. | |
| BobIshmael | Thanks for ruining the punchline, DZ. I was going to ask De why she had human meat in her fridge but since you're such a damned moron, you can't keep your mouth shut. | |
| * DarkonZero remembers writing a lame report about Dahmer. | ||
| BobIshmael | But, I digress. | |
| BobIshmael | Personally, I wouldn't eat human meat. I doubt anyone could. | |
| BobIshmael | That was supposed to be "COULD". | |
| DarkonZero | Hell...I would. | |
| DarkonZero | I weird though. | |
| BobIshmael | No, you wouldn't, DZ. You might take a bite, but then you'd realize that you are what you're eating and probably throw up. | |
| * DeRaptor snickers. | ||
| * DarkonZero thinks about cadavres...... | ||
| DarkonZero | Mmmm.... | |
| BobIshmael | For instance, my cousin raises pot-bellied pigs and refuses to eat pork. It makes her sick. | |
| DarkonZero | Just like that Simpsons ep. | |
| DeRaptor | I have parakeets and I eat chicken...does that count? | |
| BobIshmael | If she feel that way over such a tasty, stupid animal what would the rest of us think about eating people? | |
| BobIshmael | How the hell should I know? | |
| BobIshmael | I eat all animals. I'm on the top of the damned food-chain for a freaking reason. | |
| BobIshmael | Well... Not at the same time or anything. | |
| DarkonZero | yeah you would. | |
| DarkonZero | Pig. | |
| DarkonZero | I bet you'd eat a moldy sandwich. | |
| DarkonZero | Actually...I think you did. | |
| DarkonZero | From what I recall...... | |
| DarkonZero | But I could be mistaken. | |
| DarkonZero | As always. | |
| BobIshmael | Speaking of mold, I was listening to Primus' Antipop and, at first, I wasn't too fond of it. Then I kept listening to it and it grew on me, so know I think it's some sort of virus or maybe a bacterial infection disguised as a CD. | |
| BobIshmael | And, no, DZ. It didn't literally grow on me. Moron. | |
| * DeRaptor rotfl. | ||
| DarkonZero | so know you think? | |
| BobIshmael | That was pre-emptive, so I can keep you from saying something stupid. | |
| BobIshmael | No offense intended, of course. | |
| DarkonZero | None taken. | |
| * DeRaptor puts Bob, unarmed, in a cage with a starving bear to see who's on top of the food chain. | ||
| DarkonZero | But still.... | |
| DarkonZero | so know you think? | |
| BobIshmael | You should. That was pretty damned offensive. | |
| BobIshmael | Come again? | |
| DarkonZero | <BobIshmael> Speaking of mold, I was listening to Primus' Antipop and, at first, I wasn't too fond of it. Then I kept listening to it and it grew on me, so know I think it's some sort of virus or maybe a bacterial infection disguised as a CD. | |
| DarkonZero | Tsk...tsk...tsk.... | |
| BobIshmael | My mistake. Now. | |
| DarkonZero | Wait.... | |
| BobIshmael | No. | |
| DarkonZero | I've been making typos all night. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh well. | |
| * DarkonZero is still thinking on how to start off his statement. | ||
| DarkonZero | Damn.....I'm trying to savve my ass with this statement. | |
| DarkonZero | DAMNED TYPOS! | |
| * DarkonZero needs to relax..... | ||
| * DarkonZero decides to be quiet for a while... | ||
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as DZisQuiet | ||
| * DeRaptor yawns. | ||
| BobIshmael | Comic? | |
| DeRaptor | Inking. | |
| DeRaptor | Damnit, why don't I live in Florida?!: http://www.gravesmuseum.org/dinosymp.html | |
| BobIshmael | I take it that it's something relating to those big dead things. | |
| DeRaptor | yes. | |
| DeRaptor | Or rather those little fluffy alive things that fly. | |
| BobIshmael | Flying squirrels? | |
| DeRaptor | No, the ones with feathers. | |
| BobIshmael | Feathers aren't fluffy. | |
| DeRaptor | You've never even seen a bird, have you? | |
| BobIshmael | De. Feathers have thier own adjective. Feathery. Not fluffy. Feathery. | |
| DeRaptor | "fluffy" refers to anything fibrous and soft in nature. | |
| DeRaptor | Only "furry" is explicit to hair. | |
| BobIshmael | Sez you. | |
| DeRaptor | Yeah, sez me, and guess what? I'm RIGHT! | |
| BobIshmael | If, by "right", you mean "horribly wrong". Then I agree with you. | |
| DeRaptor | And that's because you're dumb. | |
| BobIshmael | Dumb like a fox. | |
| DeRaptor | A fox with a lobotomy. | |
| BobIshmael | A fox with a lobotomy like a fox. | |
| DeRaptor | yyyyyyeah. | |
| BobIshmael | | |
| BobIshmael | ||
| BobIshmael | Stupid Windows. | |
| BobIshmael | Sticky keys, my ass. They should be called "Annoying as hell keys". | |
| DeRaptor | I hate it when I'm trying to scroll with the arrow keys and it goes REEEEEEEEAAAAAAAALLLLEEEEEEEE SLOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW.... | |
| DeRaptor | In fact, I typed all thos letters seperately, just out of force of habit. | |
| BobIshmael | When do you plan on answering my damned questions? | |
| BobIshmael | Oh, crap. I left my book on C in the car. | |
| BobIshmael | In fact, it's called A Book on C. How clever is that? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! | |
| BobIshmael | And my other book is called Advanced Unix Shell Scripting. How clever is that? AHAHAHAHA- Wait... That's never clever at all. Stupid jerks. | |
| BobIshmael | Never clever? Awww, shit. | |
| *** Mars changes topic to 'BobIshmael: He may suck at typing, but he's also an idiot. ' | ||
| DeRaptor | ha ha! | |
| BobIshmael | NEW BtaF COMIC! | |
| BobIshmael | NEW BtaF COMIC! | |
| BobIshmael | NEW BtaF COMIC! | |
| BobIshmael | http://www.angryflower.com/redtap.gif | |
| DeRaptor | I saw that days ago. | |
| BobIshmael | Damn you. | |
| BobIshmael | Stupid jerk. | |
| * DeRaptor grins adorably. | ||
| * BobIshmael grumbles. | ||
| DeRaptor | HA HA! | |
| * DeRaptor finally finishes inking...but thinks she'll probably wait 'till tomorrow to scan, and sacrifice on-time-ness for some SLEEEEP! | ||
| * DeRaptor slinks out the door. | ||
| DeRaptor | g'nite. | |
| * DeRaptor runs. | ||
| *** DeRaptor has left IRC | ||
| *** DeRaptor has quit IRC (I could never sleep my way to the top, cuz my alarm clock always wakes me right up...) | ||
| * DZisQuiet decides to speak again (OH JOY!)... | ||
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** DZisQuiet is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| DarkonZero | Say goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Fri Jan 21 01:24:28 2000 | ||
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