#Deep13_1000119.log

Session Start: Wed Jan 19 08:40:38 2000
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*** Topic is 'Welcome to the official offices of the Loc Ness Mongrel'
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Session Start: Wed Jan 19 09:31:39 2000
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*** Topic is 'Welcome to the official offices of the Loc Ness Mongrel'
*** Set by DeRaptor on Tue Jan 18 21:15:04
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Session Start: Wed Jan 19 12:46:49 2000
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DarkonZeroDAH!
DarkonZeroTHE HELL!?!?
GokuDZ!
DarkonZeroKU!
DarkonZeroI just got done watching The Blair Witch Project.....but this time with the audio commentary.....and it was much more fulfilling.
DarkonZeroAnd funnier.
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Cal-CroweHowdy
DarkonZeroHey CC.
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Cal-CroweStill no topic, eh?
DarkonZeroThere was one earlier.....I think a netsplit happened.
Cal-Crowecould you re-send proto.mp3 as a wav? i got some lyrics to go with it
DarkonZeroUh-oh......hold on......
DarkonZeroWait....a wav?
DarkonZeroIt'll be huge!
Cal-Croweoh
DarkonZeroAbout 8 MB.
Cal-Croweyechhh
Cal-Crowenever min
Cal-Crowenever mind
DarkonZerook.
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Cal-Crowedid you delete yodachant and the hampster music?
DarkonZeroYes....
Cal-CroweDarn
DarkonZeroHAHAHAHA!
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Cal-Crowerace you out!
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MeltingMan'lo
DarkonZeroHey MM....
* MeltingMan is probably lagged up the wazoo.
DarkonZeroLemme see.
-> [MeltingMan] PING
DarkonZeroNope....
MeltingManOh...neat
MeltingManTook me a long time to connect....
DarkonZeroSame here.....I think there was a netsplit....
* DarkonZero kicks MM.....where? He doesn't know.....
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MeltingGuyOh darn.
MeltingGuy:P
MeltingGuyŠ
MeltingGuy
MeltingGuy
MeltingGuy
MeltingGuy
MeltingGuy´ç
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* DarkonZero kicks MG.....where? He doesn't know.....
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MeltingManThere we go.
* MeltingMan will bbl
DarkonZeroOk...
MeltingManI just had to have my proper name before I left.
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Session Start: Wed Jan 19 15:01:12 2000
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* DarkonZero hits the on switch on his Portal deck and materializes into the virtual room!
Greidanushiya
DarkonZeroHey....
* DarkonZero kicks Greid.
GreidanusOW!
* Greidanus kicks back!
DarkonZeroOW!
* DarkonZero doesn't hug Greid.
Greidanusawww.... I don't get a hug from DZ?
DarkonZeroNo....
DarkonZeroYOu get no hug.....
DarkonZeroYou're a meanie!
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DarkonZeroCC!
Cal-CroweHowdy.
DarkonZeroYOU'RE AN ASS!
DarkonZero....
Cal-Crowe(_)_)
Greidanushehe
Cal-CroweDZ!
Cal-CroweYOU'RE AN ASS!
Cal-Crowe....
DarkonZero(_)
Cal-Crowe(_)
DarkonZeroI lost the other one in the war......
Greidanusnow presenting something completely different, a man with three buttocks
Greidanus(_)_)_)
Cal-CroweI lost my other one in the war......
* DarkonZero hits a switch on his Portal deck and just fades out into...4,1THE LIMBO4,16,0!6,0
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Session Start: Wed Jan 19 15:18:08 2000
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Greidanuswb
Cal-CroweHi Ass
Cal-CroweI mean DZ
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Greidanusheh
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Greidanusdon't scare the poor sap away, now, Cal
DarkonZeroI maybe a sap.....but I'm not poor......ok...I will be poor if I don't get a new job.
Cal-Croweheh
Cal-CroweYou can be a fake ID salesman
DarkonZeroTomorrow I gotta attend a little counsel meeting to talk about my incident.
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Cal-Croweoh boy
Cal-CroweWhat did you do? Did you burn the place down?
Greidanushehe
Cal-CroweDid you steal a few quarters?
DarkonZeroWell.....if all goes right.....I might be able to keep the job....but in a diffeerent position....
Cal-CroweDZ the janitor
DarkonZeroHmmmm......a janitor.....coool.
Cal-CroweA janitor!
* DarkonZero images mopping up stuff all day.
* Cal-Crowe remembers "The Janitor Song"
DarkonZeroHmmmm.....
Greidanusmaybe he'll be shot into space by his hatefull shift-manager...
DarkonZeroWho knows....
DarkonZeroIf that happens....it'll be cool.
GreidanusTAKE ME WITH YOU!!!
DarkonZeroI'll take ya.
DarkonZeroYou'll be my nimrod something or other.
Greidanusneat!
Greidanusno, I'm the noble idiot.
DarkonZeroActually......I'll be able to make fun of people again if I get my old position back.
DarkonZeroI'll be able to make fun of them to their face.
Greidanusyeah, but if anyone ever gets shot into space by some form of evil, tell them to take me with them
DarkonZeroOk....
Greidanusthankee!
DarkonZeroNo prob....
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* DarkonZero lays down on the floor.
Cal-CroweDZ, are you a showgirl?
Greidanusheh...
Cal-Crowe(joking)
DarkonZeroNo....
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DarkonZeroI'm a male stripper......who makes fun of people in their faces......
Greidanusbbl
Cal-Croweah
DarkonZeroBye Greid.
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Cal-Crowebye
Cal-CroweDo you strip paint?
DarkonZeroYeah......part time.
* Cal-Crowe lies on the floor
* Cal-Crowe falls asleep
* DarkonZero is gonna take a bit of a nap...
DarkonZeroPlease do not disturb me. If you have to mess with someone...choose someone else, not me.
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* Cal-Crowe wakes up
* Cal-Crowe disturbs DZ
DZisAsleep*SNORE*
DZisAsleepStop it.....
DZisAsleep*SNORE*
Cal-Croweheh
DZisAsleep*SNORE*
DZisAsleepNo.....no......I don't wanna go to school mommy.........
DZisAsleep*SNORE*
* Cal-Crowe pours shaving cream in DZ's hand
* Cal-Crowe tickles DZ's nose with a feather
* DZisAsleep scratches his nose.....
DZisAsleep*SNORE*
* Cal-Crowe puts DZ's hand in warm water
* DZisAsleep smiles.....
DZisAsleep*SNORE*
DZisAsleepWarm.....heh.....
* DZisAsleep pees on Cal.
Cal-CroweAHHH!
* Cal-Crowe melts
DZisAsleep*SNORE*
* Cal-Crowe puts sandbags around DZ
* Cal-Crowe watches DZ drown in his pee
DZisAsleep*GLUB...SNORE.....GLUB*
*** DZisAsleep is now known as DZIsDead
* Cal-Crowe watches the pee over flow
Cal-CroweDAH!
DZIsDeadDamn....I died....
DZIsDeadAnd in my own pee.
Cal-Croweyechh
* Cal-Crowe cremates DZ's body
*** DZIsDead is now known as DZAsAshes
DZAsAshesDamn....now I'm ashes.
* Cal-Crowe pours the ashes into the pee
DZAsAshesDAMMIT!
DZAsAshesIT'S A DAMNED DEADLY CYCLE!
* Cal-Crowe vacuums the pee up with a wet vac
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DarkonZeroI gots to go.....
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Cal-Crowebye
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DarkonZeroI'm hungryt....
DarKrow4,1A black bird enters the room
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Cal-Crowehey DK!
* Cal-Crowe shoots the bird
* DarKrow throws DZ a steak
DarKrowOW!
DarKrowGah!
DarkonZeroHey DK....later DK.
* DarKrow slaps Cal
DarkonZeroSay goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.!
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Session Start: Wed Jan 19 16:59:04 2000
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DarkonZeroHeelo!
Greidanushiya
DarkonZeroEvery time I show up......barely anyone is here.
GreidanusCal tried to race me out about ten minutes ago, but I wanted to stay
DarkonZeroHe always does that.
DarkonZeroOk...not always.
DarkonZeroBut he did the same with me.....and I stayed.
DarkonZeroWell....
Greidanushmm... soooo, what's up?
DarkonZeroNothing much......I live a dull existance.
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DullZeroI'm dull....
Greidanusyup
DullZeroSee.....
DullZeroEven you agree.
Greidanusfor once
DullZeroNo....you agreed that I was a moron....
Greidanusand you're dull too
DullZeroYeah....I know.
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DullZeroHey Anon.
DullZeroI'm dull....
Greidanushi Anon
MSTAnonHey.
DullZeroI'll be back....
DullZeroI'll be right back! OK.
* DullZero will be right back...he's off to do somethin'.
DullZeroI'll be right back...really, I will!
* DullZero : 6,1 Something.... 6,16,0.6,0
MSTAnonWell, tomorrow the site gets a small yet significant update...
Greidanuslike what? half the fat and no sodium?
MSTAnonTastes great and less filling? Not quite.
MSTAnonTomorrow is the beginning of MSTies Anonymous of Colorado.
MSTAnonNeat, huh?
* DullZero is back from whatever...
DullZeroWell, I'm back.
Greidanusmaybe
Greidanusbbl
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DullZeroHi....I'm dull....
MSTAnonAha.
DullZeroDO you agree that I am?
MSTAnonNo.
DullZeroAnd why not?
MSTAnonBecause it's just a name.
DullZeroOh really?
MSTAnonYup.
DullZeroWell....
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DarkonZeroHi....I'm Darkon
MSTAnonThat's right.
DarkonZeroIs it now?
MSTAnonUh-huh.
DarkonZeroOk.
DarkonZeroWOOOOOOOOO!
DarkonZeroALRIGHT!
DarkonZeroGOLLY!
MSTAnonI see.
* DarkonZero burps...
MSTAnonThat's nice.
DarkonZeroI know....that's why I did it.
* MSTAnon farts.
DarkonZeroThat's.......eeeeewwwwwww.
MSTAnonHehe.
DarkonZeroFlagrant farter!
MSTAnonYup.
MSTAnon=|
DarkonZeroWhat?
DarkonZero8|
* DarkonZero pooped his pants.....
DarkonZeroUgh....
MSTAnonToo much information.
DarkonZeroI know....
* DarkonZero sulks....
DarkonZeroHmmmm.....I guess no one else is going to show up.
MSTAnonRace you out!
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DarkonZeroSay goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.!
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Session Start: Wed Jan 19 20:11:49 2000
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DarkonZeroMM!
DarkonZeroYOOHOO!
MeltingManHeya DZ!
DarkonZeroI just had a fun game of team Fortress.....it's cool.
DarkonZeroThough I died.....alot.
MeltingManHmmm....what kind of game 'sat?
DarkonZeroIt's a capture the flag type game that uses Half-Life as a base.
DarkonZeroI mean base program.
MeltingManOh....
DarkonZeroIt's fun...you can play a type of character.....
DarkonZeroI was a Heavy Weapons Guy....
MeltingManAre the weapons heavy or the guy?
DarkonZeroThe weapons.....and the guy......
DarkonZeroThe guy has alot of armor.
DarkonZeroAnd carries a assault cannon.
DarkonZeroSo....what are you up to?
DarkonZeroOther than making demented pictures.....
MeltingManActually...that's all I've been up to.
DarkonZeroHehe....
MeltingManDon't have anything special.....yet.
DarkonZeroYou will soon....
DarkonZeroI'll be right back.....I gotta reboot.
DarkonZeroSay goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.!
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MeltingManwb
DarkonZeroThanks....
MeltingManHmmm...
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DarkonZeroDamn.....
DarkonZeroEr....
jasoNici know
DarkonZeroHi N.
jasoNichi deeezee
DarkonZeroI'll be back in a bit.....
MeltingManHeya jasoN!
DarkonZeroSay goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.!
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Session Start: Wed Jan 19 22:03:03 2000
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Locdog07Hullo Dizzy.
DarkonZeroHeelo.
MeltingManwb, Robert Z'DarkonZero.
DeRaptorddddddddeeeeeeeeezeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
DeRaptorD'OH!
* DeRaptor looks at Melty.
DarkonZeroYou're all high.
DeRaptorYes.
DarkonZeroGood.
DarkonZeroMay I be high with you all?
* Locdog07 was high, but now he's not so sure
Locdog07Are you *supposed* to be a dim shade of purple, Mr. Cabbage?
* Locdog07 falls over and drowns in a puddle of his own drool
DarkonZeroParty pooper.
DarkonZeroLiterally.
* MeltingMan wonders if he could get "drowned in his own drool" on a tombstone.
DarkonZeroProbably.
DarkonZeroI want mine to say, "Was hated by all....."
Locdog07I want mine to say "Hi, I'm a tombstone. Carry on walking. Nothing to see here."
Locdog07Of course, that will be in the future when tombstones are made from the flesh of little children.
DarkonZeroThen to continue mine....."....until I killed them!"
* Locdog07 is still high, you know.
Locdog07"Their graves are right next to this one. Feel free to laugh. I did. MWAHAHAHA!"
* DeRaptor 's eyes go wide.
DarkonZeroShe's...uh.....I forgot.
* DarkonZero tries to remember not to be senile.
* Locdog07 slaps DZ
DarkonZeroWhat!?!
Locdog07You know what, mister.
DarkonZeroDamn....now I forgot what I was trying to remember.
DarkonZeroHey Incredibly Chewed Bubble Gum Guy..........you done with them demented pictures?
Locdog07Incredibly Chewed Bubble Gum Guy That Stopped Stretching And Became Mixed Up Boogers.
DeRaptorHE DREW POPEYE AS SAILOR MOON! AAAAAAAAAAAH!
DarkonZeroI know......
DarkonZeroIt was demented.
* MeltingMan doesn't remember what happened to the Bubble Gum pic
DarkonZeroMe either....
* DarkonZero listens to his happy songs....and is ashamed of them.
DarkonZeroI'm ashamed of them.
DeRaptorHAPPY HAPPY!
Locdog07JOY JOY!
DarkonZeroOk...they're not that happy.....SHEESH.
* DarkonZero smacks De and Loc.
DarkonZeroPotheads.....
Locdog07Sure they are.
Locdog07And ow, by the way.
* DeRaptor hiccups.
* DarkonZero hands De a glass of water......
DarkonZeroDrown in it.....
* DeRaptor throws it at Darkon and laughs.
* DarkonZero spits on De.
* Locdog07 gets hit by the glass
Locdog07Duh-huhuh.
DeRaptorhey!
* DeRaptor takes a shower.
* DarkonZero laughs heartily.
DarkonZeroLaugh with me Loc.
* Locdog07 tries to crawl into a mouse hole and gets his nose bitten by the mousey
DarkonZero......
DarkonZeroNevermind....don't laugh with me.
MeltingManLaugh at him.
DeRaptorCan I laugh at you?...D'OH!
DeRaptorjinx!
MeltingManDarn
* DarkonZero kicks De in the tuckus.......
DeRaptorOW!
DarkonZeroThat'll learn ya!
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* DeRaptor glares.
* DarkonZero burps.......in MM's face.
DarkonZeroWait.....is that your face?
DeRaptorIt's hard to tell, in't it?
DarkonZeroYeah.....
* Locdog07 smacks IMM in the...ummm...it looks like his arm...
DarkonZeroTo quote Duke Nukem......"Your ass....your face....what's the difference?"
* Locdog07 rolls his eyes
Locdog07So you burped in his ass?
* DarkonZero steps on Loc's rolling eyes and falls down.
DarkonZeroOW!
Locdog07Sorry. People are always doing that.
DarkonZeroAnd to answer your question. I have no idea where I burped.
DarkonZeroIt coulda been his foot for all I know.
* MeltingMan wakes up.
* MeltingMan is afk at this moment.
* DarkonZero propels himself from his seat.......
Locdog07Oh, so that was *snoring*! I thought it was coming from...
DarkonZeroDon't ask how I did that.....
DeRaptorLots and LOTS of beans.
Locdog07heheh
DarkonZero*COUGH*yes*COUGH*
Locdog07"Did somebody say BEANS?" - Brak
* DarkonZero shouldn't have eaten that block of cheese.........
DarkonZeroIt was a big block.
DarkonZeroBut it was cheese.....good cheese.
DarkonZeroAnd it had to be eaten.
Locdog07You'll have nightmares.
Locdog07If you sleep, of course...*yawn*
DarkonZeroSleep?
DarkonZeroWhata concept!
Locdog07What is this...sleep?
* DarkonZero remembers when spouting out "What a concept!" was funny....to The Armageddon Cab Co.
MeltingManBack
Locdog07wb
MeltingManIt's snowing like crazy outside.
DarkonZeroHE'S BACK!
DarkonZeroGET HIM!
* MeltingMan hides.
DeRaptorStupid TACC.
DarkonZeroOh.....sorry, MM....
Locdog07Taccy.
DarkonZero.....
* DeRaptor remembers TACC and their anti-MSTie propoganda...
DarkonZeroTACC was ok....when I first met them.......now they're knobs.
* Locdog07 remembers TACC and their...ummm...wait, who's TACC?
DarkonZeroI remember when I first met Loc.....sorta.
Locdog07you do?
DarkonZeroYeah....in MSTie-News.
Locdog07I don't remember ever meeting you
Locdog07Who the hell are you?
DarkonZeroYou kept talking to me about Dubylon 5.
Locdog07heheheh
Locdog07I'm a moron.
DarkonZeroNo....I AM!
Locdog07oh. Okay.
DeRaptorNow, now. You're BOTH morons.
DarkonZeroYou chose your own fault.
* Locdog07 looks at De
Locdog07Moron.
DarkonZeroNo.....I'm the only moron here.
DarkonZeroBob's the idiot.
DarkonZeroAnd hell.....De.....you're something....but I forgot.
DeRaptorI'm a freak.
DarkonZeroLame?
Locdog07Yeah, that's it.
Locdog07Freeeeeek.
DeRaptorI'm THE freak, in fact.
DeRaptorNobody else can be a freak.
* Locdog07 ruffles De's feathers and dips her in hair gel
DeRaptorSo...Loc can be...um...and imbecile?
Locdog07Ha.
DeRaptorHEY!
DarkonZeroHAHAHAH!
DarkonZeroGood one Loc.
DarkonZeroUh-oh....
* DarkonZero runs....
* Locdog07 dances on the ceiling
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* DarkonZero pictures Speilberg in a truck with a camera following ahead while De is chasing him....
Locdog07eep
DarkonZeroOdd....
* Locdog07 pictures Spielberg with nothing on and-
Locdog07Hey, are you guys in my head again?
* Locdog07 eyes everyone
DarkonZeroLoc....
DarkonZeroYou OK?
Locdog07maybe
DarkonZeroLoc's really high.
* DeRaptor shudders.
* DeRaptor bites spielberg's head off.
Locdog07I bet JP3 has dinos dancing and having fun, and that it'll star Robin Williams and...a whole lot of other goofy stuff will happen.
DarkonZero<Spielberg> now that was not good......let's try that again.
DarkonZero<Spielberg> And please.....let me emphasize more "looking"!
* DeRaptor digests spielberg's central nervous system.
Locdog07heheh
MeltingManHeh
* DeRaptor listens to "Reprehensible"
* Locdog07 listens to the sound of doves crying
DarkonZero<Ed Sanchez and Dan Myrnick> You should let the actors shoot the film...then you can sit on your ass!
* Locdog07 frowns
Locdog07That's so not what happened.
DarkonZeroI know....
Locdog07The directors did much more work than anyone gives them credit for.
Locdog07Do you know how much effort they put into writing the legend?
DarkonZeroI watched my DVD again.....with the commentary on...and the movie was alot funnier.
* Locdog07 wants a DVD player
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* DarkonZero thinks of watching 'The Matrix" while chatting.
DarkonZeroNaw.....I saw too many times.
Locdog07How many logs did you saw?
DarkonZeroI rather like that movie....
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Locdog07Uh-huh. And?
DarkonZeroHmmm....."Army Of Darkness - The Director's Cut"......hmmmm.....
* Locdog07 pushes DZ's movie collection all over the floor
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DarkonZeroOk....
DarkonZeroI can't wait for "Transformers : The Movie" DVD......
DarkonZeroIt'll have the deleted scenes.....
Locdog07Where Optimus Prime gets down and funky.
DarkonZeroBut there was only one word of profanity when I originally saw it.
Locdog07what was that then?
Locdog07"Poopie"?
DarkonZeroAll it was the line was  "HOLY SHIT!"
Locdog07hmmmm
DarkonZeroBut I have no idea what the other stuff that was deleted.
* DarkonZero thinks of watching the full version of "Aliens".....
DarkonZeroNaw....
DeRaptor"Get away from him, you bitch!"
Locdog07Him?
DarkonZeroI thought was "her"?
Locdog07Newt was...a he?
* Locdog07 goes cross-eyed
DarkonZeroThe full version of the movie shows what happened to Newt's parents......
* Locdog07 remembers the comic book adaption of one of the Alien books where they replaced the characters in the book with characters from the movie
DarkonZeroAnd this really, long sequence with robot drones....
Locdog07gotta go
Locdog07bye
MeltingManI remember....Connie Chung interviewed his mom and got her to call Hillary Clinton a bitch.
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DarkonZeroThat was abrupt.
DeRaptor"Get away from him, you bitch!" = what Joel said in 416 to Timmy.
DarkonZeroLoc musta had to "go"....
MeltingManYeah...I remember.
* MeltingMan needs a better copy of 416.
* DarkonZero needs a copy of 416......
DarkonZeroAnd the others....
DarkonZeroLoc got ticked again when I said something bad about Blair Witch....actually....
DarkonZeroOk...I did.
DarkonZeroOh well....
MeltingManHehehhuh?...what idid you say?
DeRaptoryes, what?
MeltingManidid = did
DarkonZero<Ed Sanchez and Dan Myrnick> You should let the actors shoot the film...then you can sit on your ass!
DarkonZeroThose are the directors.
DarkonZeroThe movie is alot funnier with the audio commentary on.
DarkonZeroIn my opinion....
* MeltingMan needs to see the DVD.
DarkonZeroWait till the price lowers on it.
DarkonZeroI bought it when it first came out.
MeltingManI already have the movie on VHS.
DarkonZero$24!
DarkonZeroOh...
* DeRaptor thinks Rhino needs to get on with the DVD business...
DarkonZeroThe VHS version has footage the DVD doesn't have.....
DarkonZeroDe...they are!
DarkonZeroRhino is the company that owns the right to "Transformers : The Movie".
DarkonZeroAnd also "G.I. Joe : The Movie"......
MeltingManRhino needs to own the rights to more MST3K movies.
DarkonZeroWell......remember that Sandy Frank is holding out.
DarkonZeroDAMN SANDY FRANK!
* DeRaptor ponders kicking Sandy Frank just for the hell of it.
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MeltingManYou made a typing error, De.  the "ck" in should be "ll"
SandyFrankKick me....I deserve it!
DeRaptorohhhhh...yeah.
* DeRaptor kicks SF...and then kills him.
SandyFrankOk...kill....
SandyFrankOW...then Augh!
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*** SandyFrank is now known as DarkonZero
MeltingManKicked and Killed:  Starring Steven Seagal.
DarkonZeroOh yeah.....I did poll for a movie.
DarkonZeroAnd I had a list of all the new movies coming out later this season.
DarkonZeroNote the "had".
DarkonZeroAnd some of them movies suck.
DarkonZeroEspecially this Gary Shandling one.
DarkonZeroThat the poll was about.
DarkonZeroStupid poll.
DarkonZeroI just hope I win that $100.
DarkonZeroWATCH IN AMAZEMENT AS DZ RAMBLES ON LIKE A OLD MAN!
* DeRaptor yanks on DZ's long gray beard.
DarkonZeroOW!
* DarkonZero hits De with his cane.....
DeRaptorowwww!
DarkonZeroHar....har...har.....
DarkonZeroAnd we end it on that......
* DarkonZero breaks a hip....
DarkonZeroAUGH!
DeRaptoreegah....
* DarkonZero falls down and activates his medic alert.....
DarkonZeroI fallen...and I can't get up!
DarkonZeroI'm old you know!
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DeRaptorIs this so?
DarkonZeroYeah.
DarkonZeroYou know that!
DarkonZeroWait!
* DarkonZero gets out his SPHERE OF REPAIR and steps into it.
* DarkonZero is done.
DarkonZeroWEE!
* DarkonZero shoves De!
* DeRaptor pushes DZ out the window.
DarkonZeroAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............
DarkonZeroow.
DarkonZeroMy hip!
DarkonZeroHello.....hello up there.......it seems that I have broken my hip and it looks like I need medical attention.
DarkonZeroThe bone is sticking out of my leg and it burns!
* MeltingMan made a picture of fun...who wants to see?
* DarkonZero gets up.
DeRaptoroooh, me me!
DarkonZeroOk...let's see!
DarkonZeroWait....
MeltingManThis....to me...is fun.
* DarkonZero thinks about the title of the picture....
DarkonZeroSomething is amiss!
DarkonZeroDON'T LOOK DIRECTLY AT IT!
DarkonZeroSo fun is being a happy go lucky Jesus standing on a pizza?
MeltingManYep
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MeltingManHeya Anon
MSTAnonWhew...
DarkonZeroAnd in the middle of the road?
MeltingManI mean....look at the size of that pizza!  It's huge!
DeRaptorDUDE!
DarkonZeroAnd look at the shirt!
DeRaptorHow ironic, considering that he's a puny person on a normal sized pizza!
MeltingManYeah....on a puny world.
DarkonZeroMM......it looks like your neck is buff.
DarkonZeroNeck implant?
DeRaptorMelty went to the Phantom Planet.
DarkonZeroAh....
MeltingManWhee!
MSTAnon...
MeltingManPizza doesn't have to abide by the Phantom Planet rules
* DarkonZero for some reason finds that picture mildly amuzing.
MeltingManYou want to see the pic, Anon?
MSTAnonIt's been a long day.
* MeltingMan sends Anon some fun
DarkonZeroWho wants to see a picture of my room before I sorta cleaned it?
MeltingManSure
MeltingManSend again, please
MeltingManHow do you like fun, Anon?
MSTAnonUh, who the hell is that?
MeltingManIt's DZ.
DarkonZeroNo it's not!
DarkonZeroI'm bigger!
MSTAnonNo, really. Who is it?
DarkonZeroBodywise.
DarkonZeroMeaning....I'm a tub.
DarkonZeroAnon....it's MM.
DarkonZeroHe's a happy go lucky Jesus.
MeltingManThanks, DZ.  You know I wasn't going to tell him.
DarkonZeroOh....oopie!
MSTAnonSo, IMM has a ponytail and a protruding jaw. My day is complete. =P
MSTAnonYou have to understand, I've been through alot today.
* MeltingMan takes that as a compliment
* DeRaptor snickers.
DarkonZeroI actually got 3 more pics of my room.......the other corners....
DarkonZeroOooooooh......the other corners.....how mysterious!
* DeRaptor only has one picture of her room, and she's blocking part of it!
MSTAnonYeah, who wants to see De when we can see her room? ;)
DarkonZeroI had to more certain stuff outta the way so I wouldn't take a picture of it.
DarkonZeromore to move.
MSTAnonOh, you mean your pile of Playboys?
DarkonZeroAnon....you would think so.
MSTAnonHehe.
* MeltingMan looks at DZ's room....
DarkonZeroActually...my dirty laundry,
MSTAnonI actually got an ad in the mail from them today.
MeltingManDZ lives in a closet with a guitar.
DarkonZeroit stunk.
DarkonZeroMM...pretty much.
* MeltingMan needs to learn to play something.
MSTAnonVideo games!
MeltingManOh.  Too late.
MSTAnonRight.
DarkonZeroI'm gonna scan the pic of my stereo.....it takes up a whole corner of my room.
MSTAnonIf you don't know how to play video games by now, you're screwed.
DeRaptorOh?
DeRaptorSez you, Mr. Nintendojo.
DeRaptorMr. Nintendodo...
MSTAnonDZ, why not just scan every surface in your room and create a 3-D textured-polygonal model of it?
* DarkonZero looks at his picture again....
MSTAnonHey, Nintendojo is a good site.
DarkonZeroI did take a picture of my dirty laundry.
MeltingManMojo Nintendojo!
MSTAnonI think that line's been used.
MeltingManYeah.....I just used it.
MSTAnonNo, long before that.
* DeRaptor realizes yesterday was the 1 month anniversary of her comic.
MeltingManNo....they stole it from me.
MSTAnonLet me know when you approach your comic's 50th anniversary, De. ;)
DeRaptorOh, I will.
* MeltingMan bets that Anon's too hideous to show off pictures of himself standing on oversized food on a cloudy day.
* MeltingMan is not quite too hideous!
DeRaptorheheheh.
MSTAnonOh, I have a full-sized picture of myself standing next to the Best Brains sign.
* DeRaptor wonders if Melty would take it as a compliment if she said he looks like a girl...
* DeRaptor snickers evilly.
DeRaptorAnd you make the plastic flamingos look good by comparison?
MeltingManI'm a damn perky-looking girl, too.
MSTAnonHeh.
MeltingManWith random hairs coming out of the chin.
DarkonZeroHmmmm.....
MSTAnonThere were no plastic flamingoes on the lawn that day.
DeRaptorOh. Damn you.
DeRaptorWell, a girl with facial hair.
MeltingManfacial hairS!
MeltingManIt's plural...cuz I have more than one.
* MeltingMan points to his other hair.
DeRaptorOhhhhh.
DarkonZeroYes...two.
MSTAnonEww...
DarkonZeroAnd they're coming from his nostrils.
MeltingManYeah....I trim them so they're even.
MeltingManThey're curly, too
* DarkonZero scans a picture of his stereo and desk......use he's proud of his mess.
DarkonZerouse to cause
MSTAnonMan, that picture was taken 17 months ago... I've changed alot since then.
MeltingManDid you change your sex?
* MeltingMan ponders the slowness of the answer.
DarkonZeroHmmmm....
MeltingManDo you know whether you've changed your sex or not....sometimes I forget.  It's no big deal.
DarkonZeroOuch!
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MSTAnonNo, I was just looking at the picture.
* MSTAnon is still a male.
MeltingManSend again, DZ.
MSTAnonAlways have been.
MeltingManNo time like the present, though, right?
MSTAnonNo, I'm not getting that operation.
MSTAnonI have no need nor desire to.
DarkonZeroBless my mess.....
* MeltingMan hmmms.
MeltingManYou're weird, Anon.
MSTAnonYeah, but I still don't think I'll show you people this picture.
MeltingManPicture of what?
* DarkonZero doesn't want to guess......
MeltingManHeheheh
DarkonZeroI might get it right.
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* DeRaptor leaps into #Deep13 via a perpendicular universe.
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MeltingManDe!!!
DarkonZeroWB De...
DeRaptorDAMN NETSPLIT!
* DarkonZero wishes he had a stereo from this decade.
* DeRaptor grumbles and prepares to scan.
MeltingManOh...what are you scanning?
MSTAnonWB, De.
DarkonZeroDamn....I had the money, and I spent it on software.
MSTAnonNo, it's a picture of me standing next to the Best Brains sign.
* DeRaptor is away... REASON: 9,1scanning, will prolly get kicked off.6,0 Type 12/ctcp DeRaptor page6 to page.
DeRaptorcomic.
MSTAnonAnd no, I don't think I'll release it anytime soon.
MSTAnonI'm just too paranoid...
DarkonZeroI thought I was.....
MeltingMandale?
MSTAnonI'm wearing a Deep 13 hat and a 'Bot Builder t-shirt in that picture...
DarkonZeroI have a picture of me at work (or shall I say, a job that I'm being counselled for tomorrow).
MSTAnonSigh... Happy times...
DarkonZeroIt's a picture of me with lots of money!
MeltingManNeat!
DarkonZeroWell...other peoples' money.
MSTAnonI was 2 months and 18 days away from finishing my Tom Servo on that day.
* MeltingMan wonders if it's like the scene in Diabolik.
DarkonZeroMM...no.
MeltingManOh...
DarkonZeroErase....erase....earase.
DarkonZerotypo!
DarkonZeroErase....erase...erase.
* MeltingMan laughs the dorkiness of what Anon said.
MSTAnonWell, it was true!
MeltingManI mean....2 months and 18 days.....that's not at all significant.
MSTAnonAh, but I took a tour of Best Brains.
MeltingManUh....um...Well....I have more episodes on tape than you!
MSTAnonOver 150?
MeltingManYes.
DarkonZeroI hate to say it....but someone likes to rub it in.
MSTAnonAh, okay.
MSTAnonDo you have more 'Bots than I do?
DarkonZeroSee what I mean?
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DieRaptorback I am
MeltingManI have more....um.....hair than you!
DarkonZeroWB.
MSTAnonTalk like Yoda you will.
MeltingManwb, De
MSTAnonWell, IMM, I like my hair cut short.
* DieRaptor grumbles at her ghost.
MeltingManYeah....and that's why you'll never live on a giant pizza!
* DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like Krankor!
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MSTAnonAh, but I was on the SOL...
MSTAnonI was in Deep 13 *and* Castle Forrester.
DarkonZeroAnon......were you always a braggart?
* MeltingMan slaps Anon.
MSTAnonI'm just trying to make myself feel better after breaking up with my girlfriend tonight.
DarkonZeroAnd bragging does that?
DieRaptorOoooooooh.
MeltingManAh....so you're not envious of my pizza lifestyle.
DieRaptorMariah doesn't like Anon! Mariah doesn't like Anon!
DarkonZeroOuch De....
MSTAnonActually, she's the one who wanted to work things out. I didn't.
DarkonZeroThe was uncalled for.
MeltingManHeh...that's mean
* DarkonZero needs to look at his grammar.
MeltingManSo.....
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DarkonZeroWell....
MeltingManHey...they're showing Girl School on MTV2, they did music for Zombie Nightmare
MSTAnonUh, isn't that movie inappropriate for your young eyes?
* DieRaptor IS mean, by definition....
DieRaptorOr something.
MeltingManGirl School the band
MSTAnonOh, wait... That was "Private School for Girls".
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* DarkonZero looks up DeRaptor in the dictionary.....
DarkonZeroHey...it's true!
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MeltingManHeya superspy!
superspyyello
DarkonZeroSpy.....
DarkonZeroWell.....
DarkonZeroI killed it.
DarkonZeroOnce again.
superspygood goin, dz!
DarkonZeroOopie!
MeltingManLike the pic I sent, spy?
DarkonZeroHehe...
MeltingManIt's fun!
DarkonZeroMM.....you're Jesus-lookin'.....bless my mess.
MeltingManThat's a terrible haiku.
superspyweird, MM
* DarkonZero sees MM being the next Andy Warhol.
DarkonZeroBut not so eccentr...wait......about as eccentric.
* DeRaptor looks up.
DeRaptorHowdy spy!
superspyhiya
DarkonZerospy.....SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
MSTAnonOh, that's what I need to do when I go back home...
MSTAnon...scan Crow's arms. =)
superspyI'd love to, dz.  but someone dragged me in here on my way to bed :D
DarkonZeroOopie!
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MeltingManWow!
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* Locdog07 pounces into #Deep13 doing weird head movements.
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DarkonZeroWB.
MeltingManLoc!
Locdog07hullo
Locdog07can't stay long
superspyhuh
DeRaptor'lo again.
superspy'magine that
superspyneither can I
* DeRaptor looks up.
DarkonZeroThe dog catchers are after him!
DeRaptorYes, scan Crow's arms! Take precise measurements and make a printable .pdf pattern!
MeltingManOh....well...you can stay long enough to accept a nice picture of fun.
* Locdog07 looks behind him
Locdog07Dog catchers?
* DarkonZero kicks himself.
DarkonZeroit was dumb.
MSTAnonPDF?
DarkonZeroEveryone......take this opprotunity to kick me.
MSTAnonUh, no.
MSTAnonI'll take a hi-res scan for you, though.
* superspy wonders what De wants with such an accurate scan of crow's ar---oh my god....
DeRaptorWell, good enough.
MSTAnonAnd do keep in mind that the plates closest to the shoulders need to be replaced, as on all lamps.
MeltingManGAH!
Locdog07...
DeRaptorspy...I'm BUILDING THE LITTLE FREAK!
Locdog07huh?
DarkonZeroSpy?
superspyoh
superspyok
Locdog07spy thinks arms are porn.
MeltingManShame on you, spy.
Locdog07"Heheh...check it out! I got the new ARMS magazine!"
MSTAnonNo, I'm not going to scan my uh, you know...
Locdog07"Wow..check out the arms on that girl!"
* MeltingMan remembers TheCambot talking about his arm fetish.
* MeltingMan shudders.
DarkonZeroI thought it was for washing machines?
superspythose too
Locdog07heh
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* DarkonZero misses the days when we called Bob's VMB.
MeltingManHow did you like my fun pic, Loc?
Locdog07just a sec
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DeRaptorYeah...When we could annoy Bob with huge sound files straight over the phone!
DarkonZeroLOC!
DarkonZeroNO!
Locdog07That's...fun...MM.
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MeltingManHeheh
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DarkonZeroThe prank call on my brother.
DarkonZeroDamn....
DarkonZeroWe gotta do that again.
Locdog07We do?
DarkonZeroWell...me and Bob.
MSTAnonOkay, who's building Servo?
MeltingManPut a sock in it, Anon.
DeRaptorI will eventually.
MSTAnonBecause sweet mother of Jesus, I've found the real doll hands... and in plentiful supply.
Locdog07Jesus' mother wasn't so sweet.
Locdog07That's why there was never a candy product named after her.
MSTAnonFigure of speech.
Locdog07You don't see "Mary On a Stick", do you?
MSTAnonShe was the *virgin* Mary, Loc.
MeltingManIt's NOT a figure of speech, Anon
DarkonZeroWho is with me on killing Tom Green?
DarkonZeroHe needs to die.
* MeltingMan doesn't know what to say after "Mary on a stick" followed by "she was a virgin"
Locdog07Say "Ewwwww".
Locdog07It works for me.
DarkonZeroHehe....
MeltingManHeh
DeRaptorWhere'd you find the doll hands, Anon?
MeltingManI mean...an "ewwwww" was almost not enough for that.
Locdog07Okay, how about "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"?
DarkonZeroHe probably swiped them from some kid, De......
MeltingManYeah.
MeltingManAnd stole the kid's lunch money.
DarkonZeroAnd dumped the kid's books.
DeRaptorGeez! I bet he stole a Gypsy seat from the kid, too!
MeltingManAnd that kid was Anon
MSTAnonNo, I haven't collected any Gypsy parts.
MSTAnonThat'll be a project for another time, another place.
MeltingManOh....you just get your books dumped.
* DarkonZero gives Anon books...and then dumps them.
MSTAnonNo, never really got humiliated in school.
MeltingManHeheheh
* superspy makes DZ listen to ABBA for no apparent reason
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DarkonZeroABBA!
DarkonZeroCOOL!
MeltingManBye, Loc.
superspydammit
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* superspy makes DZ listen to the stars on 45 remix of ABBA's greatest hits
DarkonZeroAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!
* superspy makes DZ listen to "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds" in his other ear
DarkonZeroNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
superspy.........by William Shatner
DarkonZeroThat's Cam's fave song!
DeRaptoreep!
DarkonZeroWHY SPY, WHY!?!?!
superspybecause I'm in an overly sadistic mood?
MSTAnonIt was on MST3K, DZ.
superspy...and if I tried to do it to de, she'd tear my eyes out
DarkonZeroAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!
MSTAnonServo sang it when Joel changed his voice for the very first time.
MeltingManUh huh.
superspyreally?  I just thought it'd be fun
DeRaptorSo where'd you find the hands, Anon?
* DarkonZero kicks spy in his "spies".
MSTAnonThere's a transcript of it up in the Experiments section.
superspyow!
* superspy turns up the volume
DarkonZeroAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
MSTAnonDe: Strapped with velvet rims across Gypsy's engines.
MeltingManThey were auctioning off some Servo hands not too long ago on eBay.
* DarkonZero 's head explodes.
* MeltingMan slaps Anon.
MSTAnonLOL!
DeRaptordah!
MeltingManNo Springstein.
* superspy gets the mop
MSTAnonBoss.
DeRaptorNo really, tell us, Anonny.
* DarkonZero gets out his SPHERE OF REPAIR and steps inside......after walking into the wall a few....hundred times.
MSTAnonEver see 610?
* MeltingMan is cold.
* DarkonZero is repaied.
DeRaptorumm....which one is that? If it's not a Rhino ep, then probably not.
* superspy locks DZ in his sphere
* DarkonZero runs around in his sphere......
* MeltingMan remembers Anon's reference as one for Master Ninja II, actually.
DarkonZeroGreat.....now I look like a hammy!
* MeltingMan has 5 toes on each foot.
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DZInSphereHelp!
* MeltingMan thinks they should do more MST movies with characters without teeth.
DZInSphereI'm in a not so great movie!
MeltingMan- MST
MeltingManI mean.....I'm getting sick of actors with teeth.
DZInSphereHelp......Dustin Hoffman is doing his impression of Rain Man!
* MeltingMan has not seen Sphere.
DZInSphereIt's ok.....not great.
DZInSphereHey.....nevermind.....Sharon Stone is here...WOO!
* DZInSphere realizes how old Sharon Stone is.....
DZInSphereAGH!
superspy<sharon stone> I hate you
* MeltingMan is tired......
MSTAnon324 was indeed a good episode.
DZInSphereGET ME OUT!
MSTAnon609 is on Rhino, 610 is not.
DeRaptorhmmmmm....maybe Alex the parrot could be in a movie. He doesn't have any teeth.
MSTAnonIf you've seen 610, you'll know where you can get original Servo hands.
MeltingManOh yeah....but he doesn't have gums.
MSTAnonHINT, HINT.
MeltingManYeah....from the original Servo.
MSTAnonHeh.
* DeRaptor slaps Anon.
MSTAnonYou know what I mean.
MeltingManNo I don't....I've seen 610 and don't have any idea what you're talking about.
MSTAnonThe Prologue.
superspyshe comes in colors everywhere........
superspyshe combs her hair
superspyshe's like a rainbow
MeltingManAll I can remember about 610 off the top of my head is Mike as Keanu Reeves "This is my own private idaho.......potato."
MeltingManOh...and Servo as Streisand.
superspywhoops
superspywas that out loud?
MeltingManWho?  Rainbow Brite?
superspy'tis a stones song, MM
superspyapple used it to introduce the iMac?
MeltingManAh...I thought they looked familiar.
superspyam I the *only* one who watches tv around here?
DZInSphereYeah.
MeltingManmaybe.
* MeltingMan has to go to bed, though.
superspy'night
DeRaptorWhy am I associating it with the new bug, then? Is it that the advertising premise was exactly the same?
MeltingManGoodnight, folks.
MSTAnonAh, for crying out loud... There's no coverage of 610 up just yet.
DeRaptornight, MM.
superspyprobably, de
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MSTAnonSoon enough, though.
MSTAnonTime for go to bed.
superspyrotating multiples of the product
* DZInSphere gets outta the sphere.
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MSTAnonG'night, all!
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DarkonZeroI guess I'll be the last one out.
DeRaptorAnd the white background, and the displaying of the product's bright colors...
superspyright
DeRaptorDAMN my FTP is slow tonight!
* superspy fills in the id3 tag
superspythis opening piano solo has possibilities
DarkonZeroIn comments.....put it as PURE EVIL!
DarkonZeroOh wait....
DarkonZeroOn the Shatner one.
DarkonZeroGreat......I feel like puking to something I created.
superspyhttp://allmusic.com/cg/x.dll?UID=3:51:23|AM&p=amg&sql=A16807
DarkonZeroI listened to my own songs just way too much.
DeRaptorpoor baby.
DarkonZeroOh...thanks for the sympathy.
DarkonZero:P
* DeRaptor snickers.
DarkonZeroJust for that.....you're getting them!
DarkonZeroOh...damn.
DarkonZeroThere is a flaw in my plan.
DarkonZeroNevermind.
DeRaptorthat being?
DarkonZero:P
DarkonZeroThat being....you can ignore the send requests.
superspydarkonzero was a bullfrog
superspyhey, it fits!
DarkonZeroI was...
DarkonZeroHow did you know?
DeRaptorhehehe
DarkonZeroDamn scientists.
DeRaptorWas a good friend of yours...never understood a single word he said, but he always had some mighty fine....boars?
DarkonZeroChange that to "bores".
* DarkonZero needs to really check his grammar.
superspyHang on DZ, DZ hang on...
DarkonZeroGreat....I'm now a icon of American music.
* superspy continues to go through his "classic rock" folder
DarkonZeroAnd I still don't get royalties.
superspyone pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small.  and the ones that mother gives you don't do anything at all.  But ask DZ, when he's 10 feet tall....
DarkonZeroDamn...I'm tall!
* DarkonZero hits his head on the ceiling.....often.
* superspy looks through his 80s folder
superspyhey, the Hooters!
DeRaptorowls?
superspythe band
DarkonZero.....
superspyyou know, "and we danced"
DarkonZeroYeah....a band with one hit.
superspyat least it's not an obscure hit
DarkonZeroTrue....
DarkonZeroYeah....if I even mention Gary Numan.....I get "Who is he?"
superspyCars?
DarkonZeroYeah....his only hit in America.
* DeRaptor sees Gary Numan CDs at the Wherehouse...wonders if she should buy one...
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Filter's14,16,0:6,04,1"Miss Blue"4,1
superspythe Wherehouse?
DarkonZeroDe....it depends on your taste in music.....
superspy<De> Therehouse
DarkonZeroIf you like synth alot.
* superspy ducks and runs
* DeRaptor reads that Sci-Fried is planning on "venturing into the scary new world of comedy" and spits in disgust.
DeRaptorheheh.
DeRaptorIt's a music store with a couple franchises here.
* DeRaptor shakes her fist at her FTP.
DarkonZeroDe......Sci-Fi already picked up a new comedy....Lexx.
superspythey HAD a comedy
superspybut some nimrod got rid of it
DarkonZeroDOn't look at me!
DarkonZeroI'm not the nimrod!
superspywoo!  dead or alive!
* DarkonZero listens to Darkon & The Zeros' : "Proto"
DarkonZeroDead Or Alive are on the same label Gary Numan is currently on.
superspy"are" or "were"?
DarkonZeroAre.
DarkonZeroThey're still making music.
superspy[shudder]
DarkonZeroAnother fave band of mine...Information Society is also on that label.
superspyooh
superspythat's who I wanted to look for on napster
* DarkonZero listens to Darkon & The Zeros' : "Short Data"
superspywhich song was their only good one, dz?
DarkonZero"What's On Your Mind?"
DarkonZeroWell....the singer of the group is now the band......
DarkonZeroSorta like Reznor.
superspyech.  it isn't downloading
superspyde, can you shake your fist at napster for me?
DarkonZeroUgh....
DarkonZeroHehe....
superspywait
superspyis it also called "pure energy"?
DarkonZeroMost of the groups I like are in some way influenced by Gary Numan.....and yes, "Pure Energy" is the other name for it.
* DeRaptor shakes her fist at napster for spy, jfthoi.
DarkonZeroHehe...
DarkonZeroInformation Society's last album was good.....it went more into a darker path.
DarkonZeroDe has a MP3 from that album I believe.
superspy<DZ> into complete oblivion
DarkonZeroActually....I like it.
DarkonZeroIt was rather good.
DeRaptorIs that that "Are Friends Electric" thing?
DarkonZeroyeah.
superspyscrew it.  it isn't working
DarkonZeroAnother Numan song.
* superspy listens to Major Tom
DarkonZeroKill napster spy.
superspynah.  I just sent it to bed without dinner
DarkonZeroI used MP3Spy once.....it sorta sucks...
DarkonZeroI still have it installed.
superspystanding here alone, the ship is waiting...
* DarkonZero wishes he didn't delete his MP3s just to make 128 Kbps versions.
superspyah
superspyforgot to do something
DarkonZeroMy new ripper takes awhile to rip....
superspythey all do
DarkonZeroThough the player is neat.
* DarkonZero fires up Siren Jukebox.....
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Airlane"4,1
superspyech.
superspyneed to install apache first
DarkonZeroFor some reason this song makes me wanna disco.
superspyacross the stratosphere, a final message: kiss my wife bye-bye
DarkonZeroSong circa 1979.
* superspy picked his 2nd random piece of software to learn
* DeRaptor blinks and blinks.
DarkonZeroDe...you need eyedrops?
* DarkonZero squirts Visine in De's eyes......
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Metal"4,1
superspyI'm beginning to see a pattern in his song titles
* superspy listens to Quiet Riot
superspyROCK ON!
* DeRaptor squirts iodine in Darkon's eyes.
DarkonZeroAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!
DarkonZeroIT BURNS!
superspycome on, dz.  QR isn't that bad
DarkonZeroSpy.....it's not.
DarkonZeroI didn't say it is.
DarkonZeroOh...
DarkonZeroNevermind.
DarkonZero*CLICK*
DarkonZeroThere goes the gear.
* superspy tapes de's eyes shut
* DeRaptor peels the tape off and duct-tapes superspy's buttcheeks shut.
DarkonZeroWow...
DarkonZeroQuick response.
superspyit's automated, dz
DarkonZeroNow I know....and knowing is half the battle!
DarkonZeroYO JOE!
* superspy tells DZ to "come on, feel the noise!"
DarkonZeroI don't wanna.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Complex"4,1
superspyyes you do!
DarkonZeroNu-uh.
superspyuh huh
DarkonZeroNu-uh.
superspyuh huh
DarkonZeroNu-uh.
superspyyes you do!
DarkonZeroNu-uh!
superspyuh huh!
DarkonZeroNO!
superspyYES
DarkonZeroDO NOT!
superspyDO TO
superspyO
DarkonZeroHAVE NO INTEREST!
superspyDUCK SEASON!
DarkonZeroRABBIT SEASON!
superspyDUCK SEASON!
DarkonZeroRABBIT SEASON!
superspyDUCK SEASON!
DarkonZeroRABBIT SEASON!
superspyDUCK SEASON!
DarkonZeroRABBIT SEASON!
superspyRABBIT SEASON!
DarkonZeroDUCK SEASON!
DarkonZeroUh-oh...
superspy*BLAM*
* DeRaptor hides, but good.
* DarkonZero puts his nose back where it should be.......back near a cute girls'......uh...nevermind.
* DarkonZero erases everyone's minds!
DarkonZeroStupid apostrophe.....
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Observer"4,1
superspyDZ?
DarkonZeroWhat>
DarkonZero> to ?
superspydoes numan have any songs that have more than one word in the title?
DarkonZeroyeah....
DarkonZerothis was his one word period.
* superspy adjusts his rat transformer so it doesn't fall off the monitor
superspysorta like picasso with his blue period, just not as successful
superspyI get ya
superspy[end sarcasm]
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"I Die, You Die"4,1
-> [superspy] PING
DarkonZeroWell....
DarkonZeroRing a ding!
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Ain't It The Life"4,1
superspy...
* superspy pokes de
* DeRaptor pokes superspy in the eye.
DarkonZeroTry living a lie and kicking out the same old guise. Wastin' time. Ain't the life.....
superspystupid stupid stupid
* DeRaptor picks at her teeth.
DarkonZeroD'oh!
superspyexactly how many of those do you have, de?
superspy(not teeth)
* DarkonZero kicks De.
DarkonZeroHA!
* superspy pokes de
* DeRaptor pokes superspy in the eye.
superspyow!
DarkonZeroDamn....I'm no longer hated.
* DarkonZero pokes De.
* DeRaptor pokes DarkonZero in the eye.
DarkonZeroOW!
DarkonZeroMY EYE!
DarkonZeroOk....I'm still hated.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Learn To Fly"4,1
superspystupid mp3s
superspyI've been listening to them instead of sleeping
DarkonZeroMine?
DarkonZeroOh....
DarkonZeroSLEEEEEEP!
superspyno, not yours
* superspy throws one of his desk transformers at dz
DarkonZeroOW!
DarkonZeroMY OTHER EYE!
* DarkonZero sings.....
superspyone day, this thing is gonna freak me out in the middle of the night
DarkonZeroI can't see clearly now......my eyes are gone.
superspyturns into a freakin' spider
DarkonZeroI keep running into obstacles in my way!
DarkonZerospy...you never got freaked out by your blanket like I did......
DarkonZeroI thought it was a ghost.
DarkonZeroAnd I kicked at it.
DarkonZeroAnd this was a few or so months ago.
superspy...
* superspy sends DZ in for some tests
DarkonZeroWell...I was dreaming like I was in some sort of Scooby-Doo episode or something.....I didn't realize I woke up and saw the light side of my blanket.....said "OH SHIT!" and kicked the blanket off me.
superspyheh
DarkonZeroIf I said "ZOINKS!" it woulda been funnier.
DarkonZeroBut no....I said "OH SHIT!"
DeRaptorheheheh
superspyshaggy would be disappointed
DarkonZeroYeah......Casey Kasum......
DarkonZeroNow.....moving on.
DarkonZeroDamned blanket.
* superspy listens to Age of Aquarius
* DarkonZero remembers one night when he saw a shadow of a head.....but with no body.
DeRaptoroooooh.
* DeRaptor remembers her trip to Jamaica and her sister claiming her stuffed snail was Mike Nelson's head.
DarkonZero.....
superspyand how much medication was she on?  :)
DarkonZeroWHA?
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"I Die, You Die (Information Society Mix)"4,1
* superspy needs to burn another mp3 cd....soon
DeRaptorUm...it coulda just been the heat, I guess.
* DarkonZero remember playing catch with his little brother.....threw the raquet ball and it hit his brother in the......uh.....nevermind.
* superspy shakes his head
DeRaptorAnyway, it led to oddness that I dare not speak of for fear of being institutionalized.
DarkonZeroHe went down.
* superspy hides the men in white coats
superspyoh, no de.  do tell.  please.
* DeRaptor glares.
superspywhaaa?
DarkonZeroSHE'S TOO BRIGHT!
DarkonZeroAGH!
* superspy listens to Ben Folds Five sing hava nagila
* DarkonZero remember on the same night he saw the shadow....he saw like a pound of flesh run across the floor.
DarkonZeroIt was weird.
DeRaptorDarkon, stop that.
DarkonZeroSorry.....
DarkonZeroI was listening to some music when I saw these things....and I was sorta half asleep.
* superspy listens to the lemonheads
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Filter's14,16,0:6,04,1"Welcome To The Fold"4,1
superspylook around you, all you see are sympathetic eyes; stroll around the grounds until you feel at home.
* DarkonZero spooks De....
DarkonZeroThey're coming to get you De.
DarkonZeroOoooooooOOOOOOooooohhhh.
superspylaugh about it, shout about it when you've got to choose
DarkonZeroDamn....I'm never gonna use a line from "Night Of The Living Dead" ever again.
DeRaptorDarkon, you were drugged out of your mind, admit it.
DarkonZeroI never did drugs....
DarkonZeroI was just half asleep.
superspy<DZ>never, ever, ever, ever, ever, never!
DarkonZeroAnd listening to weird music.
DarkonZeroA teacher let me borrow his Residents CDs.....and they induced some weird dreams.
DeRaptorWell, you are one odd feller.
DarkonZeroI know I am.
DarkonZeroI have a vivid imagination.
DarkonZeroToo vivid.
DarkonZeroAnd itr scares me.
DarkonZero-r
DarkonZeroTo sound even crazier....
DarkonZeroI maybe a genius........or insane.
superspyquoting man on the moon, are we? :)
DarkonZeroNo.
superspyyes
DarkonZeroIt's been said before.
DarkonZeroMainly about genieses.
DarkonZeroMainly about geniuses.
* superspy laughs at the irony of that typo
DarkonZeroOk...I'm insane.
DeRaptoryep.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Filter's14,16,0:6,04,1"Captain Bligh"4,1
* superspy listens to SOS
superspyfor some odd reason, I'm on an ABBA kick
DarkonZeroHAHAHA!
DarkonZeroTHAT WAS MY PLAN!
* superspy shoots DZ
superspyquiet
DarkonZeroOW!
DarkonZeroYou shot me in my ass!
superspyyeah
superspyand?
DarkonZeroAnd it hurts.
superspyI know
* DarkonZero yanks the bullet outta his ass.
DarkonZeroOW!
DarkonZerono need for surgery.
DarkonZerospy....weren't you supposed to be asleep by now?
DarkonZeroOh...nevermind.
* superspy glares at DZ
DarkonZeroT'was my fault.
superspyactually, it was :D
DarkonZeroI know.
* DeRaptor yawns stupidly.
* superspy yawns
* DarkonZero looks at spy's facie.....
superspyyawns are contagious
DarkonZerohey...your eyes are off kilter.
DarkonZeroyou better get that fixed.
superspyat least I still have my eyes
DarkonZeroOh yeah.... )
superspyhehe
superspya blind smiley
superspythat's FUNNY
superspy|)
superspytry that
DarkonZeroX)
superspy|-)
DarkonZeroQ)
DarkonZeroI gots my visor on.
DarkonZeroQ)
DarkonZeroI lok so cool.
DarkonZero.....
* DarkonZero smacks himself.
* superspy takes DZ and tosses it in the pool
superspy+visor
superspy+'s
DarkonZeroDAMMIT!
DarkonZero )
* superspy takes dz's visor and tosses it in the pool
DarkonZeroWait...
DarkonZero |
superspy(
DarkonZeroThat wasn't funmy!
superspy[
superspyO
superspyok
DarkonZeroFUNMY!
superspybed
superspynow
DarkonZeroGood night spy.
superspynight?
superspyit's 5:20
DarkonZeroEr...
DeRaptorfoing.
DarkonZeroMorn.
superspyfoing?!
* DarkonZero hides from De....
DarkonZeroShe really lost it.
superspyfoing?!!?
DarkonZeroWhat the hell is "foing"?
superspyeither you're babbling, or you've just told me that I dress like a pimp in Cherokee </duckman>
DarkonZeroHmmmm....
DarkonZeroHOONA IGNA CHOWA NEHA!
superspyhamena hamena how wa!
DarkonZeroHOONA IGNA CHOWA NEHA!
* superspy would give the duckman translation, but there's a lady present
* DarkonZero watched the SG:C2C ep of "Fire Ant" too much....
DarkonZeroDamn chant is stuck in my head.
DarkonZerospy.....bed!
* superspy translates "hamena hamena how wa"
DarkonZeroAnd?
superspyCornfed: "either you're babbling, or you just told me in cherokee that my scrotum is multi-colored"
DarkonZero.....
superspydamn!  that show rocks
DeRaptorfoing = nothing. absolutely nothing.
DarkonZeroOh....
superspyliar!
DarkonZeroYeah!
DeRaptoryuh huh!
DarkonZeroLIAR!
* superspy straps de down a la clockwork orange
DeRaptorIt just sounds cool! It don't mean nuttin'!
superspytell us
* DeRaptor bites spy's hand off.
DarkonZero.....
superspyow!
* DarkonZero hides....
* superspy takes DZ's hand as a replacement
DarkonZeroHEY!
DarkonZeroI needed that hand!
superspyoh?
superspyfor WHAT?
DarkonZeroTo scratch my butt.
* superspy takes DZ's butt and tosses it into the pool
superspythere, problem solved
DarkonZeroDamn....
DarkonZeroWhy am I designed like a Mr. Potatohead?
superspyok
superspygoing now
superspynight
DarkonZeroBye....
* superspy glares at de
* superspy ahems
* DeRaptor grins at spy.
DeRaptorbye.
superspybetter
DarkonZeroDe's been eating Oreos!
superspyhow can ya' tell?
DarkonZeroHer blackened teeth.
superspyhey!  those were bob's cookies!
superspyhe isn't gonna be happy
DarkonZeroNow spy...BED!
superspyno-sir-ree-bob
DarkonZeroSLEEEEEP!
*** superspy has left #deep13
DarkonZeroDamn....
DarkonZeroI was harsh on him.
*** superspy has left IRC
DeRaptoryep. you should be forever mournful.
* DarkonZero mourns......for 3 seconds.
DarkonZeroWell...I'm done
DarkonZeroDe......
DarkonZeroSLEEEEEEP!
DarkonZeroSLEEEEEEP IN HEAVENLY PEEEEEEEEEEACE!
DeRaptornoooooooooooooooooo!
DarkonZeroOk...don't then.....SHEESH.
DarkonZeroSee if I care.....
DarkonZeroD'oh.....but I do.
DarkonZeroDamn.
* DarkonZero eyes start to dry out......
DarkonZeroStupid contacts...
* DarkonZero starts to doze off....
DarkonZeroNo I don't!
* DarkonZero begins a game of tiddily winks.....and has one of the "winks" or "tiddilys" bank off his head.....
DarkonZeroOW!
DarkonZeroStupid commentary will be brought to you by DarkonZero......every hour on the hour.....if he's not dead.
DeRaptoroh, fine, I'm goin' to bed. good night you.
*** DeRaptor has left IRC
*** DeRaptor has quit IRC (I could never sleep my way to the top, cuz my alarm clock always wakes me right up...)
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