Session Start: Thu Jan 13 17:34:43 2000 | ||
*** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
*** Topic is '<MeltingMan> I see the hoobies.' | ||
*** Set by Locdog07 on Thu Jan 13 14:25:44 | ||
DarkonZero | WOO! | |
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Cal-Crowe | DZ! | |
DarkonZero | CAL! | |
Cal-Crowe | !Unga La Peta! | |
DarkonZero | Yeah....yeah..... | |
Bozarth | ? | |
Cal-Crowe | I think it means See my petals | |
DarkonZero | Eww..... | |
Cal-Crowe | It would make sense if I was a flower | |
DarkonZero | Yeah...a talking flower.... | |
Bozarth | hmm? | |
Cal-Crowe | Kinda like an LSD trip... | |
Bozarth | A Spanish flower towering over your head | |
*** Greidanus is on IRC | ||
*** Greidanus has joined #Deep13 | ||
Greidanus | hiya | |
Bozarth | hi | |
DarkonZero | Well......she here......how enjoyable. | |
*** Disconnected | ||
*** Attempting to rejoin... | ||
*** Bozarth is on IRC | ||
*** Cal-Crowe is on IRC | ||
*** Greidanus is on IRC | ||
*** Rejoined channel #Deep13 | ||
*** Topic is '<MeltingMan> I see the hoobies.' | ||
*** Set by Locdog07 on Thu Jan 13 14:25:44 | ||
Darkon0 | PEER! | |
Darkon0 | I'll GET YOU! | |
Bozarth | Cal is a Spanish Flower | |
*** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
*** Darkon0 is now known as DarkonZero | ||
Cal-Crowe | <DarkonZero> If it's the last thing I do! | |
Greidanus | is he melting? | |
Bozarth | I have a friend that says people's names like a comic book villian: | |
* Greidanus dumps a bucket of water on DZ | ||
DarkonZero | DAH! | |
*** Defie has joined #Deep13 | ||
DarkonZero | GREID! | |
Bozarth | "Who said that about me?" "Bozarth" "BOZARTH! I knew it" | |
* Defie runs in out of breath | ||
Cal-Crowe | <DarkonZero> I'll get you my peer-ie! And your little dog too! | |
Defie | those damn stalkers! | |
Greidanus | hehe | |
Bozarth | ? | |
Defie | there after me | |
Defie | again | |
DarkonZero | I gotta be going for a moment......but I'll be back.......with peanut butter. | |
DarkonZero | Say goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.! | |
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
*** Disconnected | ||
Session Close: Thu Jan 13 17:45:45 2000 | ||
Session Start: Thu Jan 13 18:40:45 2000 | ||
*** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
*** Topic is '<MeltingMan> I see the hoobies.' | ||
*** Set by Locdog07 on Thu Jan 13 14:25:44 | ||
DarkonZero | WOO! | |
Locdog07 | DZ! | |
DarkonZero | LOOC! | |
* Sound request: can't find 'bucky.wav' | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
Cal-Crowe | Did you find your nutter butter? | |
DarkonZero | Yeah....I was sitting on it. | |
Cal-Crowe | Figures | |
Greidanus | I had peanut butter the whole time!! | |
* Sound request: can't find 'smario.wav' | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
Cal-Crowe | I have a playing card with 'butter smeared on it | |
Locdog07 | hmmm | |
Cal-Crowe | Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool, Air | |
* Sound request: can't find 'bucky.wav' | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
Cal-Crowe | It's cool. | |
Timmyling | Hey DZ. | |
DarkonZero | LING A DING! | |
Timmyling | Don't call me that. | |
* Timmyling curses Manos. | ||
Locdog07 | hmm | |
DarkonZero | I thought I called you that first..... | |
Timmyling | Nope. | |
DarkonZero | Oh well... | |
Timmyling | hmm, Loc? | |
* Locdog07 shrugs | ||
Cal-Crowe | Bye all | |
* Cal-Crowe leaves in his private jet | ||
*** Cal-Crowe has left IRC | ||
*** Cal-Crowe has quit IRC (Calvin has left the building!) | ||
Locdog07 | Bye Cal | |
* DarkonZero blows up Cal's private jet..... | ||
Locdog07 | eep | |
DarkonZero | MUWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA! | |
Locdog07 | That sounds odd. | |
Greidanus | ah... EEEWWWWW!!!!! LOC!? | |
DarkonZero | I'M EVIL!!!!!!!!!! | |
* Locdog07 blushes | ||
* DarkonZero lights Loc's feet on fire! | ||
* Locdog07 flails about madly | ||
DarkonZero | MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! | |
Greidanus | he's in his pyro-phase... | |
DarkonZero | I'M EVIL!!!!!!!!!! | |
* DarkonZero hits Greid with fish! | ||
DarkonZero | MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! | |
* Greidanus torches DZ's pants | ||
DarkonZero | I'M EVIL!!!!!!!!!! | |
* DarkonZero puts the fire that is on his trousers..... | ||
* DarkonZero puts the fire out that is on his trousers..... | ||
DarkonZero | MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! | |
DarkonZero | I'M EVIL!!!!!!!!!! | |
DarkonZero | I'M EVIL!!!!!!!!!! | |
DarkonZero | I'M EVIL!!!!!!!!!! | |
DarkonZero | I'M EVIL!!!!!!!!!! | |
DarkonZero | MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! | |
* Sound request: can't find 'peizanos.wav' | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
* Sound request: can't find 'smario.wav' | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
*** Greidanus has left IRC | ||
*** Greidanus is now known as DrEvil_PHD | ||
Locdog07 | hmmm | |
* Sound request: can't find 'mandark.wav' | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
* DrEvil_PHD puts her pinky to her lips | ||
DarkonZero | Ugh.....I gotta go.....literrally! | |
DrEvil_PHD | are you EVIL? | |
DarkonZero | MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! | |
Locdog07 | Eww | |
DarkonZero | I'M EVIL!!!!!!!!!! | |
DarkonZero | I'll be back later....if I don't fall in! | |
DarkonZero | Say goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.! | |
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
*** Disconnected | ||
Session Close: Thu Jan 13 18:52:50 2000 | ||
Session Start: Thu Jan 13 19:23:23 2000 | ||
*** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
*** Topic is '<MeltingMan> I see the hoobies.' | ||
*** Set by Locdog07 on Thu Jan 13 14:25:44 | ||
Greidanus | wb | |
DarkonZero | Thankee.... | |
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Greidanus | since everyone else s asleep... | |
Locdog07 | wb | |
Locdog07 | hmmmmm | |
DarkonZero | WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG! | |
* Locdog07 hides | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
Locdog07 | Soooo... | |
DarkonZero | WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG! | |
Locdog07 | Waaag | |
*** superspy is on IRC | ||
*** superspy has joined #deep13 | ||
DarkonZero | SPOOF! | |
superspy | stupid netsplits | |
Locdog07 | yup | |
Greidanus | SOUPY! | |
* Sound request: can't find 'spyspyspy.wav' | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
* superspy smacks loc | ||
superspy | don't do that! | |
Locdog07 | sowwy | |
* DarkonZero smacks spy.... | ||
superspy | it scared the bejezus out of me | |
*** Rasputin has joined #deep13 | ||
DarkonZero | Don't smack Loc! | |
Locdog07 | Hullo Raspy | |
* superspy smacks DZ | ||
DarkonZero | OW! | |
*** RAS has joined #deep13 | ||
DarkonZero | Rasputin must be a laugh riot if he's in #100%Comedy........ | |
Locdog07 | Umm....hullo RAS | |
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
RAS | hey | |
DarkonZero | *GASP*.....he speaks! | |
Locdog07 | heh | |
DarkonZero | I'm surprised I don't piss people off as much as I think I do. | |
superspy | it's ok, dz | |
Locdog07 | Hmmm. | |
*** RAS has quit IRC (I'm out!) | ||
superspy | with enough practice you'll be pissing people off soon | |
*** RAS has joined #deep13 | ||
Locdog07 | ummm | |
Locdog07 | heheh | |
DarkonZero | Hmmm.... | |
DarkonZero | RAS had to go...but then realized he was wearing diap.....nevermind. | |
*** Rasputin has quit IRC (I'm out!) | ||
Locdog07 | heh | |
superspy | nice going, DZ | |
superspy | insult the newbie | |
DarkonZero | I can't help it..... | |
Locdog07 | Awww | |
* Sound request: can't find 'smario.wav' | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
* Sound request: can't find 'mystery.wav' | ||
[superspy SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | Well......look at him.......he's just sitting there.... | |
DarkonZero | Makes him a legal target! | |
Locdog07 | heh | |
* Sound request: can't find 'germanducktalestheme.wav' | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
Greidanus | the #Deep13 biathalon: quipping and making mortal blows to the newbie | |
Locdog07 | heheh | |
* Sound request: can't find 'ducktalestheme.wav' | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | GET HIM! | |
* Locdog07 hides | ||
* Sound request: can't find 'death.wav' | ||
[Greidanus SOUND] | ||
* Sound request: can't find 'bucky.wav' | ||
[superspy SOUND] | ||
* DarkonZero kills the guy called "RAS"...... | ||
DarkonZero | Take away the "R" and add another "S" after the other "S"...what do ya get!?! | |
Locdog07 | heh | |
* Locdog07 points to DZ's name/ | ||
Greidanus | we get DZ | |
DarkonZero | Damn.... | |
Locdog07 | Take away the "DarkonZero" and add "Ass"..what do ya get?!? | |
DarkonZero | Damn my name..... | |
DarkonZero | SPY! | |
Greidanus | yes, damn your name | |
* Sound request: can't find 'smario.wav' | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
superspy | WHAT? | |
DarkonZero | Nothing....you knob. | |
* superspy throws RAS at DZ | ||
DarkonZero | OW! | |
DarkonZero | NO NEWBIE THROWING! | |
* Sound request: can't find 'gnaracrs.wav' | ||
[Greidanus SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | Those bastards hurt..... | |
superspy | yeah, they can put your eye out | |
* Sound request: can't find 'bucky.wav' | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | Yeah.....it's all fun and games till a newbie puts your eye out! | |
RAS | whats up | |
DarkonZero | *GASP* | |
* DarkonZero hides..... | ||
RAS | yea yea yea | |
superspy | well, he hasn't left yet. at least this one's got a sense of humor | |
* superspy pokes RAS with various sensor-type stuff | ||
DarkonZero | Eww.... | |
DarkonZero | spy is probing! | |
Greidanus | eeww.... | |
superspy | am not! | |
DarkonZero | Well....what's this? | |
Greidanus | and RAS msged me about someone trying to rape him... | |
DarkonZero | * superspy pokes RAS with various sensor-type stuff | |
superspy | that's *poking* | |
superspy | "probing" is something that the aliens do to you | |
superspy | check that... | |
DarkonZero | And you know this cause? | |
superspy | do to *you* | |
* Greidanus lets the Greys into #D13 | ||
DarkonZero | Spy....your "friends" are here....... | |
Locdog07 | Wheee! | |
* superspy points to DZ | ||
superspy | he's over there, fellas | |
*** superspy has left IRC | ||
*** superspy is now known as aliens | ||
aliens | !@$#$#@@ | |
Locdog07 | heh | |
aliens | (translation: there he is!) | |
* Sound request: can't find 'bucky.wav' | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
* aliens carry DZ off to the ship to insert a satellite dish up his butt | ||
*** superspy is on IRC | ||
*** aliens is now known as superspy | ||
DarkonZero | If spy says, "ok......let's get this over with...." I'm outta here...... | |
superspy | dz, you're in a ufo. hush. | |
DarkonZero | No I'm not! | |
superspy | yes you are! | |
DarkonZero | ARE NOYT! | |
superspy | ARE TOO! | |
DarkonZero | ARE NOYT! | |
superspy | ARE TOO! | |
Greidanus | geez.... | |
superspy | DUCK SEASON! | |
*** DeRaptor is on IRC | ||
DarkonZero | RABBIT SEASON! | |
Greidanus | huh!? | |
Greidanus | oh... hehe | |
superspy | DUCK SEASON! | |
DarkonZero | RABBIT SEASON! | |
superspy | DUCK SEASON! | |
DarkonZero | RABBIT SEASON! | |
superspy | RABBIT SEASON! | |
Greidanus | DUCK SEASON! | |
DarkonZero | DUCK SEASON! | |
*** DeRaptor has joined #Deep13 | ||
* DeRaptor leaps into #Deep13 via a perpendicular universe. | ||
*** Mars sets mode: +o DeRaptor | ||
* superspy shoots DZ | ||
Locdog07 | Heya De. | |
DarkonZero | DE SEASON! | |
Greidanus | no, DUCK SEASON! | |
superspy | you're right, it's duck season | |
DeRaptor | greetings. | |
DeRaptor | who's this ras character? | |
Locdog07 | He's a guy. | |
DeRaptor | DARKON SEASON! | |
superspy | kinda shy newbie, de | |
DarkonZero | DE SEASON! | |
Locdog07 | BRIT SEASON- wait... | |
*** RAS is now known as rasputin | ||
* Greidanus pokes rasputin | ||
DarkonZero | Ok...BRIT SEASON! | |
DeRaptor | BRIT SEASON! | |
* DeRaptor gets her bazooka. | ||
* Greidanus runs DarkonZero over with her golf cart | ||
DarkonZero | OW! | |
* Greidanus runs DeRaptor over with her golf cart | ||
* Locdog07 looks at everyone | ||
Locdog07 | Oh, alright. go on. | |
* Locdog07 paints a target on various parts of his torso | ||
DarkonZero | SPY SEASON! | |
* Sound request: can't find 'spyspyspy.wav' | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | Spy started it! | |
Greidanus | YEAH!! | |
Greidanus | SPY SEASON!! | |
superspy | no | |
* Greidanus loads spam into her Uzi | ||
DarkonZero | SPY SEASON! | |
superspy | it's BOB SEASON! | |
* DeRaptor eats Greidanus. | ||
* DeRaptor belches. | ||
superspy | ew | |
DeRaptor | mmmm, spam. | |
* DeRaptor eats the spam too. | ||
DarkonZero | NEWBIE SEASON! | |
Greidanus | eeww... | |
* Greidanus makes her giant panda sit on rasputin | ||
* Locdog07 realizes nobody actually shot him. | ||
Locdog07 | Guess I'm lucky. | |
* DeRaptor hacks Greid up. | ||
DarkonZero | How could we shoot ya Loc.... | |
* Greidanus is covered in De slime... eewww... | ||
DarkonZero | I'm the most likely target for violence. | |
* Locdog07 slaps DZ | ||
DarkonZero | OW! | |
Locdog07 | No you're not | |
* Locdog07 punches him. | ||
DarkonZero | Well..... | |
Locdog07 | Stop saying that. | |
DarkonZero | OW! | |
* Locdog07 kicks him | ||
* Greidanus torches DarkonZero's pants | ||
DarkonZero | HEY! | |
Greidanus | is it to the third degree yet? | |
DarkonZero | Yes......yes it is! | |
Greidanus | hmm, let's do fourth... | |
DarkonZero | I think it' | |
DarkonZero | AGH! | |
DarkonZero | IT'S AT THE SIXTH! | |
DarkonZero | AGH! | |
DarkonZero | HOT! | |
DarkonZero | VERY HOT! | |
* Locdog07 looks at DZ | ||
DarkonZero | What? | |
DarkonZero | I'm on fire...... | |
Locdog07 | Uh-huh. | |
DarkonZero | I scream and yell.... | |
DarkonZero | Cause I'm on fire. | |
* DarkonZero douses the flames..... | ||
DarkonZero | Ahhhhhhhhh........ | |
* DeRaptor pours gasoline on Darkon anyway. | ||
* Locdog07 lights a match | ||
Locdog07 | Now make a wish. | |
* Locdog07 throws it on DZ | ||
DarkonZero | You see.....I'm the most likely target..... | |
Locdog07 | Are not. | |
* Locdog07 shoots DZ | ||
* DarkonZero jumps in the pool..... | ||
Locdog07 | The one with the electric eels in? | |
DarkonZero | Yeah.... | |
* DarkonZero dies.... | ||
*** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
*** DarkonZero is now known as DZIsDead | ||
DeRaptor | hmmm. | |
DZIsDead | Hi... | |
DZIsDead | I'm dead ya know! | |
* DeRaptor gets out ol' Merlin's book o' mystical stuff and brings Darkon back as a zombie. | ||
Locdog07 | Yup. | |
DeRaptor | Okay, zombie slave...um...dance! | |
* DZIsDead does the macarena..... | ||
DZIsDead | HEY MACARENA! | |
DZIsDead | Oh... | |
DZIsDead | I'm undead.... | |
* Sound request: can't find 'germanducktalestheme.wav' | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
*** DZIsDead is now known as UndeadDZ | ||
UndeadDZ | HEY MACARENA! | |
* UndeadDZ has a hankering for brains......... | ||
UndeadDZ | Not much in here....... | |
UndeadDZ | Damn. | |
* DeRaptor points at rasputin. | ||
DeRaptor | Eat his. | |
* Sound request: can't find 'macarena.mid' | ||
[DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
* Sound request: can't find 'toearth.wav' | ||
[superspy SOUND] | ||
UndeadDZ | What brain.....he's a newbie! | |
Greidanus | hehe | |
Locdog07 | hmmm... | |
UndeadDZ | And for the rest of ya.... | |
DeRaptor | woah...macarena.mid and toearth.wav are playing simultaneously..... | |
UndeadDZ | I'm sorry..... | |
DeRaptor | Crow is whimpering to the macarena! | |
Locdog07 | heheh | |
* Greidanus opens the lid on rasputin's head | ||
Locdog07 | Wow. He has a hamster in there. | |
Greidanus | I think there's a kidney bean in there too | |
DeRaptor | awwww, he's ascared! | |
* DeRaptor grins stupidly. | ||
* superspy puts a wheel in for the hamster | ||
* Locdog07 shakes his head at De | ||
DeRaptor | WILD PIGS! GRRRRAAAAAARRR! | |
Locdog07 | heh | |
UndeadDZ | Hello......I'm undead here......hankering for brains..........need help. | |
*** Locdog07 has left IRC | ||
*** Locdog07 is now known as Locpig07 | ||
Greidanus | let's name him Harvey! | |
Locpig07 | I'm wild at heart. | |
* Locpig07 oinks. | ||
superspy | loc! | |
superspy | you're not a pig | |
superspy | you're.... | |
Locpig07 | I'm a pig! I admit it! | |
Greidanus | kick the piggy!! | |
Locpig07 | Super pig? | |
* Greidanus kicks the piggy!! | ||
Locpig07 | AHHH! NOOO!!! | |
* Locpig07 runs from Greid on his trotters | ||
superspy | hmmm | |
UndeadDZ | Oh...STOP IT PIGGY! | |
Locpig07 | SQUEEEEEEE!!! | |
superspy | de, can you dcc me toearth? I think mine is corrupted | |
* Locpig07 flies into the distance | ||
Greidanus | trotters?? | |
Locpig07 | I never got a toearth.wav. | |
Greidanus | pig fly... | |
* UndeadDZ looks at Loc.... | ||
*** Locdog07 is on IRC | ||
*** Locpig07 is now known as Locdog07 | ||
Locdog07 | Yes? | |
UndeadDZ | Nothing.... | |
* DeRaptor sobs at toearth.wav | ||
* Locdog07 rolls his eyes | ||
Greidanus | oh, *sigh* | |
* Locdog07 shoves a hankey in De's face | ||
Locdog07 | Dammit, you're flooding the room. | |
Greidanus | literally... | |
* Sound request: can't find 'everything.mid' | ||
[Greidanus SOUND] | ||
* /sound: no such file 'deadsouls.mid' | ||
* DeRaptor sniffles and gets a nosebleed. | ||
Locdog07 | That'll happen. | |
* Locdog07 shoves a tissue mouse up De's nose | ||
DeRaptor | hey!!! | |
[SOUND] | ||
Greidanus | so violent today, Loc... | |
Locdog07 | Hey, I'm jus' trying to help. | |
* Locdog07 sticks his tongue out | ||
* Greidanus grabs Loc's tongue | ||
* UndeadDZ grabs Loc's tongue..... | ||
UndeadDZ | D'oH! | |
Locdog07 | MMMMHHH!!! | |
Greidanus | MINE!! | |
UndeadDZ | Ok... | |
UndeadDZ | SHEESH! | |
* Locdog07 cries as the two go about yanking at his tongue | ||
* DeRaptor heard "Everything you know is wrong" is actually a TMBG style parody. | ||
Greidanus | "I do this to my dog at home, it's really funny!" | |
Locdog07 | Grrrrr... | |
* Locdog07 glares at Greid | ||
Locdog07 | Hleggo my 'ongue! | |
* Greidanus grins and pulls the tongue tighter | ||
Locdog07 | MMMHLLEEHHH!!! | |
Greidanus | hehehe | |
* Greidanus lets the tongue snap back into Loc's mouth painfully | ||
Locdog07 | OWWWWW!! | |
* Locdog07 yelps | ||
Locdog07 | DAMMIT!!! | |
Locdog07 | Fer crying out loud. | |
UndeadDZ | You seem to be doing that now Loc. | |
* Locdog07 rolls his eyes | ||
* DeRaptor hates nosebleeds. | ||
superspy | and your nose is bleeding because? | |
UndeadDZ | She was picking it.... | |
Locdog07 | Because she's a geek, and that happens to geeks? | |
Greidanus | eewwww..... | |
DeRaptor | quiet. | |
Locdog07 | Oh, c'mon, wave yer freak flag high. | |
DeRaptor | It just happens now and then. | |
UndeadDZ | When you have claws....you shouldn't pick your nose. | |
Locdog07 | To geeks. | |
DeRaptor | This is true. | |
* Greidanus waves her freak flag high | ||
superspy | the hell?! | |
* Locdog07 looks at spy | ||
superspy | ARGH | |
UndeadDZ | My flag is at the cleaners..... | |
superspy | I missed the daily show! | |
* UndeadDZ listens to the midi of 14,1Tubeway Army's14,16,0:6,04,1"Are 'Friends' Electric?"4,1 | ||
[SOUND] | ||
DeRaptor | I ran Mars' underwear up my freak flag pole. | |
UndeadDZ | Ewww..... | |
* superspy runs crow's underwear up his flag pole | ||
Locdog07 | Mars was there all day trying to get it down. | |
Locdog07 | Crow's...underwear? | |
DeRaptor | Crow wears underwear? | |
* Locdog07 shudders | ||
Greidanus | ?? | |
DeRaptor | And...what flagpole is this? | |
* DeRaptor blanches. | ||
Locdog07 | Ewww... | |
* Locdog07 hides | ||
Locdog07 | !!!!! | |
UndeadDZ | DE! | |
Greidanus | gotta be going. I might be back later, though | |
UndeadDZ | NO! | |
Locdog07 | Bye Greid. | |
UndeadDZ | Bye Greid! | |
superspy | blanches? | |
superspy | bye, greid | |
Greidanus | blanches broccoli? | |
* Sound request: can't find 'gnaracrs.wav' | ||
[Greidanus SOUND] | ||
*** Greidanus has left IRC | ||
*** Greidanus has quit IRC (Sic em' SAMBA!!) | ||
UndeadDZ | BROCCOLI! | |
DeRaptor | d'oh. | |
UndeadDZ | HOONA IGNA CHOWA NEHA! | |
UndeadDZ | YAY! | |
UndeadDZ | HOONA IGNA CHOWA NEHA! | |
UndeadDZ | WOO! | |
UndeadDZ | YEAH! | |
UndeadDZ | WOO! | |
UndeadDZ | WHOOPEE! | |
UndeadDZ | NINNIES! | |
Locdog07 | hmmm | |
UndeadDZ | MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! | |
Locdog07 | indeed | |
UndeadDZ | I'M EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
UndeadDZ | AND UNDEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
DeRaptor | You are. | |
UndeadDZ | YEAH! | |
UndeadDZ | WOO! | |
UndeadDZ | MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! | |
UndeadDZ | YOU ALL SUCK! | |
UndeadDZ | MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! | |
DeRaptor | You do that. | |
UndeadDZ | EAT MORE CHEESE! | |
DeRaptor | NO! | |
UndeadDZ | IT'S GOOD! | |
* UndeadDZ listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Next Year"4,1 | ||
* UndeadDZ feels better..... | ||
UndeadDZ | All that yelling did me good. | |
UndeadDZ | And made y'all deaf. | |
*** Locdog07 has left IRC | ||
*** Locdog07 has quit IRC (Ping timeout for Locdog07[loc-dog.demon.co.uk]) | ||
* UndeadDZ decides to live again...... | ||
*** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
*** UndeadDZ is now known as DarkonZero | ||
*** Locdog07 is on IRC | ||
*** Locdog07 has joined #Deep13 | ||
*** Mars sets mode: +o Locdog07 | ||
* Locdog07 pounces into #Deep13 without his stupid luggage case. | ||
DarkonZero | WB... | |
Locdog07 | ta | |
DarkonZero | No prob. | |
DarkonZero | The squatter is making me nervous...... | |
DarkonZero | ok....not nervous... | |
DarkonZero | Paranoid. | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Fear Factory's14,16,0:6,04,1"Cars"4,1 | ||
* DeRaptor shoots rubberbands at rasputin. | ||
superspy | well, kick 'im, loc | |
Locdog07 | uhhhh... | |
DarkonZero | He's destroying our tranquility! | |
Locdog07 | uhhhhh... | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Filter's14,16,0:6,04,1"Captain Bligh"4,1 | ||
* Locdog07 wonders if he's copyin' and pastin' our stuff to that comedy room | ||
DeRaptor | Better comedy than any you'll find!@ | |
DarkonZero | true.... | |
DeRaptor | Or something. | |
DarkonZero | Ok....time to mess with the newbie again...... | |
Locdog07 | hmmm | |
DarkonZero | Ras.....oh, Ras........ | |
DarkonZero | Whacha doin'? | |
DarkonZero | SPILL IT!! | |
DarkonZero | NOW! | |
* DarkonZero sees a stream of yellow coming from rasputin...... | ||
DarkonZero | Oh man.....he wet himself. | |
superspy | DZ, you're cleaning that up | |
DarkonZero | No I'm not.... | |
superspy | yes you are | |
DarkonZero | Not my duty! | |
superspy | sure is | |
superspy | you're the janitor | |
superspy | ...and when you least suspect it, we'll launch you into space | |
DarkonZero | No I'm not....Bob is. | |
superspy | bob's not here | |
DarkonZero | Damn.... | |
* DarkonZero goes to clean up the "fear pee". | ||
DeRaptor | eww! | |
* DeRaptor plugs in a new air freshener. | ||
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Filter's14,16,0:6,04,1"Miss Blue"4,1 | ||
* DarkonZero wonders when he'll be ok........ | ||
* DarkonZero sings..... | ||
DarkonZero | When do you think I'll be ok...... | |
superspy | de? | |
superspy | de? | |
superspy | de? | |
DarkonZero | spy? | |
DarkonZero | dz? | |
superspy | loc won't kick ras, so I'm gonna ask de to | |
DarkonZero | What... | |
DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
DeRaptor | You do it, Loc. | |
Locdog07 | hmmm. | |
DarkonZero | Oh great.... | |
*** rasputin was kicked by Locdog07 (Bleh.) | ||
*** rasputin has joined #Deep13 | ||
DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
DeRaptor | grrr. | |
* DeRaptor runs after ras. | ||
DarkonZero | KICK BAN! | |
Locdog07 | Should I? | |
DarkonZero | He's a squatter! | |
DarkonZero | KICK BAN! | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Filter's14,16,0:6,04,1"Take A Picture"4,1 | ||
DarkonZero | HEY RASPY! | |
DarkonZero | LEAVE! | |
*** rasputin was kicked by DeRaptor (scram, boy.) | ||
*** rasputin has joined #Deep13 | ||
*** Locdog07 sets mode: +b *!*@sdn-ar-002flpensP328.dialsprint.net | ||
DarkonZero | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! | |
DarkonZero | Let him fly! | |
DeRaptor | hooooo heeeeeeee! | |
superspy | hey! | |
superspy | he's still here! | |
DarkonZero | Wow......someone other than me notice.......finally. | |
DarkonZero | I would do something if I could....... | |
*** rasputin was kicked by Locdog07 (Locdog07) | ||
DarkonZero | There....much better. | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Kraftwerk's14,16,0:6,04,1"Numbers"4,1 | ||
* DeRaptor yawns. | ||
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Kraftwerk's14,16,0:6,04,1"Pocket Calculator"4,1 | ||
* DarkonZero wonders if taking correspondence courses in comic book artistry is a good idea........... | ||
DeRaptor | ooooooooh. | |
Locdog07 | Hmmmmm. | |
DeRaptor | There's a few job listings on wfcomics.com, actually. | |
Locdog07 | Well, you'd have to make sure you're funny first. | |
Locdog07 | Don't start writing a comic before making sure you know some good jokes. | |
DarkonZero | Loc....comics don't have to be funny. | |
Locdog07 | Well. | |
Locdog07 | THEY SHOULD BE! | |
DarkonZero | ..... | |
DeRaptor | He means comic books and such. | |
DarkonZero | I'm going for a correspondence course through Joe Kubert's School of Graphic Art.... | |
superspy | who's joe kubert? | |
DarkonZero | A ol' comic book artist. | |
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | His school is well known....among comic artists..... | |
* Sound request: can't find 'smario.wav' | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
* DeRaptor cringes at her Brak impression. | ||
Locdog07 | heheh | |
* Sound request: can't find 'descrow2.wav' | ||
[DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
* DeRaptor cringes some more. | ||
Locdog07 | You sound like that cat from Pokemon when you try and sound like Crow, De. Mwahahahaha! | |
superspy | I didn't know you did a brak impression | |
DarkonZero | I'm still wondering how they're gonna do their upcoming course of animation through correspondence..... | |
Locdog07 | "I didn't know you could walk on water!" | |
* Sound request: can't find 'smario.wav' | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of Matthew Sweet's:"Lost My Mind" | ||
* DeRaptor throws the couch at Loc for saying she sounds like a pokemon character. | ||
* Locdog07 deserved that. | ||
DarkonZero | He likes it! | |
DarkonZero | Ugh..... | |
* Locdog07 frowns at DZ | ||
Locdog07 | I do not. | |
DarkonZero | Prove it! | |
Locdog07 | How? | |
DarkonZero | I dunno....just do! | |
Locdog07 | What are we talking about, anyway? | |
Locdog07 | The couch? | |
DarkonZero | I dunno.... | |
* Locdog07 falls over | ||
*** BobIshmael is on IRC | ||
*** BobIshmael has joined #deep13 | ||
Locdog07 | Oh, hi Bobbo. | |
BobIshmael | Oh, hi Locco. | |
superspy | bob! | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Matthew Sweet's14,16,0:6,04,1"Superdeformed (Demo)"4,1 | ||
DeRaptor | 'lo Bo....Bob-thing. | |
BobIshmael | soy! | |
* DeRaptor grumbles. | ||
Locdog07 | Grumbler? | |
Locdog07 | Why for you be a grumbler? | |
DeRaptor | o_O | |
Locdog07 | oh no... | |
Locdog07 | Shield your eyes!!! | |
* Sound request: can't find 'squishable.wav' | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
DeRaptor | 0_o | |
DeRaptor | o_O | |
DeRaptor | 0_o | |
DeRaptor | o_O | |
DeRaptor | 0_o | |
DeRaptor | o_O | |
DeRaptor | 0_o | |
Locdog07 | AHHHH!!! | |
* BobIshmael looks at De. | ||
* Locdog07 flees in terror | ||
DarkonZero | Someone had one too many Scooby Snax. | |
Locdog07 | Scooby Snax? | |
* Locdog07 runs | ||
DarkonZero | See.... | |
BobIshmael | "No tats! No piercings! No hats! No grunge-beard baby, yeah!" | |
BobIshmael | Those are some good lyrics. | |
* DeRaptor blinks. | ||
DarkonZero | Ok...Bob. | |
BobIshmael | "You will long for the comfort of my golf shirt!" | |
DarkonZero | We'll accept that. | |
BobIshmael | Damn good lyrics. | |
DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
DarkonZero | You go Bob! | |
* Sound request: can't find 'mrwizard.wav' | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Matthew Sweet's14,16,0:6,04,1"Ugly Truth Rock"4,1 | ||
* DeRaptor wonders where Sentroid91 has been. | ||
DarkonZero | "You don't wanna die......but the living gets you down!" | |
Locdog07 | Yeah, he been gone for some time | |
DarkonZero | Thems be lyrics! | |
DarkonZero | Sent'll be back...... | |
DarkonZero | Someday..... | |
DeRaptor | Someguy...someday... | |
Locdog07 | heh | |
DarkonZero | Yup....pretty much. | |
BobIshmael | "Put the suitcase in the Pinto and get the hell out of Ohio!" | |
BobIshmael | Good lyrics. | |
DarkonZero | ..... | |
superspy | anyone know how accurate the rumors are on "ain't it cool news" are? | |
BobIshmael | "He's got a masterplan.. Yeah, he's gonna make a fortune. Panning gold out of a bottle of Goldschlager, shot by shot by shot." | |
Locdog07 | As accurate as Bob's spit balls. | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Orgy's14,16,0:6,04,1"Stitches"4,1 | ||
BobIshmael | Better than your stupid-ass lyrics. | |
DeRaptor | They had a pretty accurate description of the host segs in the 1013 beforehand... | |
BobIshmael | Loc, what does that even mean? | |
* Locdog07 opens his mouth as if to say something, then shuts it. | ||
* Sound request: can't find 'manosmix.wav' | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | That'll explain it! | |
Locdog07 | afk | |
* DeRaptor waits for Bob to prepare a spitball. | ||
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of They Might Be Giants' : "AKA Driver" | ||
BobIshmael | Spitballs?! Am I five? Do we have a substitute teacher? If the answer to those questions are "no", then I'm not shooting any spitballs. | |
*** superspy has left IRC | ||
*** superspy is now known as thesub | ||
DarkonZero | yes you are. | |
* BobIshmael gets a straw. | ||
BobIshmael | *spitball sound* | |
thesub | hey! | |
BobIshmael | DZ did it. | |
* thesub glares at dz | ||
DeRaptor | Nah uh! I did! | |
DeRaptor | Don't try to take credit, DZ! | |
BobIshmael | I am Sparticus! | |
DeRaptor | That was SO my spitball! | |
DarkonZero | What credit? | |
* thesub gets a straw.... | ||
Locdog07 | back | |
thesub | *spitball sound* | |
* DarkonZero takes credit..... | ||
thesub | right back at ya', de | |
* Locdog07 doesn't shoot spitballs. Too British. | ||
DarkonZero | The Brits shoot phlem balls! | |
*** superspy is on IRC | ||
*** thesub is now known as superspy | ||
BobIshmael | "Sammy Hagar, is this what you wanted? Dave lost his hairline, but you lost your cool, buddy! Can't Drive 55.. I'll never buy your lousy albums again!" | |
BobIshmael | Great lyrics. | |
DarkonZero | Are those lyrics....or a opinion? | |
BobIshmael | Lyrics and fact. | |
Locdog07 | "Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday (insert name here). Happy Birthday to you." | |
DarkonZero | Ok... | |
Locdog07 | Great lyrics. | |
superspy | time warner owns the rights to that song, iirc | |
superspy | which means | |
superspy | GOD, NO! | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of They Might Be Giants' : "Ana Ng" | ||
Locdog07 | oooooh | |
* Locdog07 dances | ||
BobIshmael | Which song? | |
BobIshmael | Happy Birthday? | |
superspy | hap...happ.....happy birthday | |
* Sound request: can't find 'peizanos.wav' | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | Happy Birthday is public domain! | |
superspy | that means AOL owns.....ow, my head. | |
BobIshmael | No, I don't think it is. | |
* Sound request: can't find 'smario.wav' | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
BobIshmael | I'm pretty sure somebody actually owns the rights to Happy Birthday. | |
Locdog07 | Yes. God does. | |
superspy | !! | |
* Locdog07 nods. | ||
superspy | staring contest! | |
DeRaptor | Which God? | |
DarkonZero | <God> I do not! | |
Locdog07 | All the Gods! | |
Locdog07 | They all own it! | |
DarkonZero | <God> That song sucks! | |
DeRaptor | It's not my birthday, so why do you luuunge out at meeeeee | |
* Locdog07 lunges at De like that evil Xmas tree | ||
*** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
*** DarkonZero is now known as TheTree | ||
* Sound request: can't find 'germanducktalestheme.wav' | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
TheTree | I'M EVIL!!!!!!!!!1 | |
*** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
*** TheTree is now known as DarkonZero | ||
Locdog07 | Uhh. | |
* Locdog07 pours holy water in the Tree's plant pot | ||
*** Locdog07 has left IRC | ||
*** Locdog07 has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
DarkonZero | D'OH! | |
*** Locdog07 is on IRC | ||
*** Locdog07 has joined #Deep13 | ||
*** Mars sets mode: +o Locdog07 | ||
* Locdog07 pounces into #Deep13 without his stupid luggage case. | ||
DarkonZero | WB... | |
Locdog07 | d'oh | |
Locdog07 | thanks | |
DarkonZero | WB = Wrong button. | |
Locdog07 | Yes indeedyo | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of They Might Be Giants' : "Become A Robot" | ||
Locdog07 | Hmmmmmmmmmm. | |
* DeRaptor listens to "On the Drag" | ||
DarkonZero | CLANG CLANG OOOPS TOO LATE! | |
Locdog07 | Robots and drag go together. | |
superspy | woo! | |
superspy | staring contest rules! | |
DarkonZero | Loc should know.... | |
Locdog07 | Yes, I should. | |
DarkonZero | You know drag well... | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of They Might Be Giants' : "Birdhouse In Your Soul" | ||
Locdog07 | Tweet! | |
* DeRaptor listens to "Stand On Your Own Head" | ||
* Locdog07 listens to the sound of doves crying. | ||
* superspy ruins conan's staring contest for everyone | ||
superspy | conan wins! | |
DarkonZero | spy.... | |
DarkonZero | That goes without saying. | |
superspy | (it's a joke, feeb) | |
DarkonZero | Was it? | |
superspy | yes | |
DarkonZero | Where was the punchline? | |
* superspy punches DZ | ||
superspy | there it is | |
DarkonZero | ok.....got it.... | |
DarkonZero | You see....that was funny. | |
DarkonZero | Ok....it wasn't. | |
Locdog07 | heh | |
Locdog07 | Awww | |
* Locdog07 hugs DZ | ||
DarkonZero | Awwww..... | |
* DarkonZero feels sorta uncomfortable...... | ||
* Locdog07 squeezes DZ tight. | ||
Locdog07 | heheh. | |
DarkonZero | DAJ! | |
* DarkonZero runs..... | ||
superspy | uh, dz? | |
superspy | he's still hugging you | |
DarkonZero | NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! | |
* DarkonZero breaks free.....then runs. | ||
* Locdog07 laughs and runs after DZ | ||
DeRaptor | Conan wins?!?1 | |
DeRaptor | What about Andy?!!! | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of They Might Be Giants' : "Hypnotist Of Ladies" | ||
Locdog07 | Hmmm. | |
DeRaptor | Andy is such a good starer! | |
* Locdog07 hypnotizes ladies into getting him some cookies | ||
DarkonZero | That's where you get the Scooby Snax! | |
DeRaptor | Good luck finding any ladies in HERE! | |
DarkonZero | Yeah.... | |
DarkonZero | Well......we did forgot spy...... | |
* superspy puts crow in a dress | ||
superspy | here ya go, loc | |
* superspy puts DZ in a dress | ||
* DarkonZero definitely runs...... | ||
superspy | I found this in your closet, I'm surprised it still fits | |
DarkonZero | HA! | |
BobIshmael | Must be his prom dress. | |
DeRaptor | Crow's at day care. | |
Locdog07 | heheh | |
BobIshmael | Are those pumps? | |
superspy | at 10pm?! | |
* Locdog07 hugs Crow | ||
DeRaptor | You have long arms. | |
DarkonZero | HE'S ELASTODOG07! | |
Locdog07 | Stretch Armstrong...dog07. | |
superspy | plasticdog? | |
*** jasoNic has joined #Deep13 | ||
* jasoNic jasons in | ||
[jasoNic SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | FEEB! | |
superspy | N! | |
Locdog07 | heya 'soN! | |
DarkonZero | Er...N! | |
DeRaptor | Heeeeeyyy N. | |
jasoNic | hello | |
DeRaptor | N, give your mom and dad a hug. | |
* Locdog07 hugs soN | ||
jasoNic | do i have to? | |
superspy | grammy de | |
superspy | hehe | |
*** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
*** DarkonZero is now known as superspoof | ||
* DeRaptor listens to "Dr. Evil" and tries to figure out if it's Linnell or Flansburgh singing... | ||
jasoNic | hey, where's the topic? | |
jasoNic | i dont know what to talk about | |
DeRaptor | 'squite a falsetto... | |
superspy | N, there's a topic | |
*** DeRaptor changes topic to 'Butter is good.' | ||
jasoNic | oh, i can see that.. | |
*** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
*** superspoof is now known as DarkonZero | ||
jasoNic | mm..butter | |
*** Mars changes topic to 'Butter is good. As is salt. ' | ||
*** Locdog07 changes topic to 'Butter and salt both suck.' | ||
DarkonZero | Squirrelburgers......gotta love'em! | |
DarkonZero | Wait.... | |
DarkonZero | Where in the hell did that come from? | |
DarkonZero | Stupid mind.... | |
* superspy backs away from dz | ||
* DarkonZero punches his head.... | ||
DarkonZero | OW! | |
* jasoNic punches DZ's head too | ||
* DarkonZero continues.... | ||
DarkonZero | OW! | |
DarkonZero | OW! | |
* jasoNic continues | ||
* superspy punches DZ in the head | ||
DarkonZero | OW! | |
DarkonZero | OW! | |
DarkonZero | OWIE! | |
DarkonZero | OWIE! | |
DarkonZero | OW! | |
jasoNic | FUN for EVERYONE! | |
jasoNic | *ounch* | |
jasoNic | hmm | |
DarkonZero | See......I'm the most hated here...... | |
jasoNic | yeah, an ounch is like a punch | |
jasoNic | no, we hate superspy more | |
DarkonZero | Bob....you are second most hated. | |
* Locdog07 hugs DZ | ||
DarkonZero | NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! | |
* DarkonZero breaks free! | ||
superspy | hey! | |
DarkonZero | WOOTA! | |
superspy | I thought De was the most hated | |
* superspy runs | ||
jasoNic | hey, cut it out you too..i just ate | |
jasoNic | two | |
DarkonZero | No.....I'm the most hated.....and most stupid. | |
jasoNic | what am i? | |
* DeRaptor steals the "most hated" medal and runs with it. | ||
jasoNic | i wanna be the most of something too | |
DarkonZero | A test tube thing. | |
* Locdog07 trips De up | ||
* Locdog07 looks at her | ||
Locdog07 | Ohhh... | |
Locdog07 | Sorry, I thought that was the "Most British" medal | |
jasoNic | nah, i'd get that one Loc | |
superspy | no, I would! | |
DarkonZero | Wait......I get all the derogatory medals here! | |
jasoNic | i would!! | |
* superspy fights N for the medal | ||
DarkonZero | I'm the most feebish. | |
* jasoNic whaps spy in the head with a stick | ||
jasoNic | mine! | |
DarkonZero | I'm the mostly looks like he's gonna vomit. | |
* superspy smacks N with a tennis racket | ||
superspy | no, MINE! | |
* DeRaptor eats the "least understood" medal. | ||
* jasoNic cracks spy with a cricket bat | ||
jasoNic | (haha! | |
jasoNic | mine! | |
* superspy speaks in a british accent | ||
superspy | MINE! | |
DarkonZero | I'm the mostly understood....... | |
*** callipyG is on IRC | ||
*** callipyG has joined #Deep13 | ||
*** Mars sets mode: +o callipyG | ||
* jasoNic does other british stuff | ||
jasoNic | mine!! | |
jasoNic | hi cal | |
DarkonZero | I'm the most idiotic....... | |
callipyG | hi | |
* superspy shoots N | ||
*** callipyG has left IRC | ||
*** CallipyG is on IRC | ||
*** callipyG is now known as CallipyG | ||
superspy | MINE! | |
superspy | hi, cg | |
Locdog07 | Hey Callypdo | |
DarkonZero | I'm the most lilely to get a ticket when walking...... | |
jasoNic | you shot me with a squirt gun full of koolaid, you bastard! | |
superspy | I know! | |
jasoNic | it was fruitpunch too..that'll never come out!! | |
* superspy laughs insanely | ||
DarkonZero | But most of all....I'm hated. | |
superspy | muwhahaha | |
CallipyG | i'll brb | |
* jasoNic grabs de by the tail and uses her to pummel spy | ||
jasoNic | *whap* | |
DarkonZero | AND YOU ALL KNOW IT! | |
*** CallipyG has left IRC | ||
*** CallipyG has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
jasoNic | *whap* | |
jasoNic | *whap* | |
jasoNic | *whap* | |
jasoNic | *whap* | |
superspy | dah! | |
* superspy rolls away | ||
DarkonZero | I'M HATED! | |
* superspy grabs crow and bashes N's skull in | ||
jasoNic | eat dinosaur, you scum! | |
jasoNic | *whap* | |
jasoNic | *whap* | |
* jasoNic chases | ||
DarkonZero | YOU ALL HATE ME! | |
DarkonZero | Wait..... | |
DarkonZero | Ok... | |
* BobIshmael looks up. | ||
DarkonZero | YOU ALL HATE ME! | |
jasoNic | shut up DZ, we'll hate you later | |
jasoNic | we're busy now | |
* superspy traps N face down onto a xerox machine | ||
* superspy pushes start and holds it down | ||
jasoNic | noooo | |
BobIshmael | I can hate DZ enough for everyone, soN. | |
jasoNic | oh yeah, that reminds me., i have that sound for uyou loc | |
DarkonZero | See..... | |
DarkonZero | I'm the most hated...... | |
*** CallipyG is on IRC | ||
*** CallipyG has joined #Deep13 | ||
*** Mars sets mode: +o CallipyG | ||
DarkonZero | Bob is the second most. | |
* DeRaptor throws N into the wall. | ||
CallipyG | OK, is this some sort of JOKE???? | |
superspy | is what some sort of joke? | |
BobIshmael | This. | |
CallipyG | is the entire World Wide Web down!?!?!?!??!?!?!! | |
DarkonZero | Yeah.... | |
BobIshmael | Yeah, Callip. You didn't hear? | |
superspy | eh heh heh heh | |
CallipyG | what the hell is going on!? | |
DarkonZero | Spring cleaning. | |
BobIshmael | It seems somebody released another Morris Worm and it crashed a big chunk o' the 'net. | |
* Sound request: can't find 'blindinglight.wav' | ||
[jasoNic SOUND] | ||
superspy | a router in an off campus cable LAN went down. fubar'd up the entire www. whooda thunk it | |
BobIshmael | Yeah. That too. | |
BobIshmael | I like my version better, though. | |
superspy | hmmm, a worm? | |
superspy | who'd release something like that? | |
* superspy glares at bob | ||
DarkonZero | KU! | |
DarkonZero | KU DID IT! | |
CallipyG | damnit! some java applet locked up my computer before | |
CallipyG | and now this! | |
BobIshmael | Yeah, it was Ku. | |
BobIshmael | He's e1337. | |
BobIshmael | Typo. I meant "31337." | |
DarkonZero | Uber31337! | |
* DarkonZero looks at the nicklist..... | ||
*** jasoNic is now known as DarkonjasO | ||
DarkonZero | Three ops, a bot, and four idiots......the making of a bad movie. | |
Locdog07 | wheeee | |
*** DeRaptor has left IRC | ||
*** DeRaptor has quit IRC (Ping timeout for DeRaptor[pm5-136.mry.redshift.com]) | ||
DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
DarkonZero | Make that | |
DarkonZero | Two ops, a bot, and four idiots......the making of a bad movie. | |
*** Mars sets mode: -o CallipyG | ||
DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
DarkonZero | Make that.... | |
* superspy smacks DZ | ||
DarkonZero | One ops, a bot, and four idiots......the making of a bad movie. | |
superspy | shut the hell up! | |
*** Mars sets mode: -o Locdog07 | ||
Locdog07 | ... | |
DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
DarkonZero | Make that..... | |
*** DeRaptor is on IRC | ||
*** Mars sets mode: +o Locdog07 | ||
CallipyG | Make that | |
*** Mars sets mode: +o BobIshmael | ||
CallipyG | One bot, five chatters, and one idiot | |
DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
BobIshmael | Way to burn DZ, CalliP! | |
BobIshmael | Callip. | |
DarkonZero | Spy.... | |
DarkonZero | You're the idiot. | |
DarkonZero | Sorry. | |
* superspy steps on DZ's foot | ||
DarkonZero | OW! | |
*** DeRaptor has joined #Deep13 | ||
* DeRaptor leaps into #Deep13 via a perpendicular universe. | ||
*** Mars sets mode: +o DeRaptor | ||
DarkonZero | See....I am hated! | |
DeRaptor | GADDAMN RASSAFRACKIN' PEER! | |
DarkonjasO | wb | |
Locdog07 | wb | |
DarkonZero | RUN! | |
* DeRaptor chases Darkon, growling. | ||
* DarkonZero runs.......into a wall. | ||
DarkonZero | Wait.... | |
DarkonZero | Which Darkon? | |
DeRaptor | Ummmmm.... | |
DeRaptor | BOTH! | |
DarkonZero | RUN! | |
DeRaptor | RAAAAAAAARRRR!!! | |
* DarkonZero runs.......into a wall....again.... | ||
BobIshmael | Anyone want to "loan" me $1,500? | |
superspy | why, bob? | |
DarkonZero | Bob......spy will. | |
* superspy trips de by accident | ||
superspy | whoopsie | |
BobIshmael | Drug- I mean, for a drum set and a VW Camper. | |
* Sound request: can't find 'blindinglight.wav' | ||
[DarkonjasO SOUND] | ||
* DarkonZero feels the powers that be...well...emerge. | ||
*** DarkonjasO has quit IRC (Read error to DarkonjasO[98C8ABAB.ipt.aol.com]: Connection reset by peer) | ||
DarkonZero | I AM...! | |
* DarkonZero becomes in a weird transformation...a huge, lumbering superhero (who has his own comic, to boot). His name...15,1MEGATON MAN15,16,0!6,0 | ||
*** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
*** DarkonZero is now known as MegatonMan | ||
BobIshmael | Well... Would you be more likely to give me the money if I was buying drugs with it? | |
MegatonMan | WOO | |
DeRaptor | Dude. | |
MegatonMan | Bob.....either way......no. | |
MegatonMan | Welll... | |
DeRaptor | And no silly putty, either. | |
MegatonMan | Actually..... | |
MegatonMan | You can buy the drugs......if you share. | |
MegatonMan | Will you? | |
BobIshmael | Uh... Sure. | |
MegatonMan | WOO! | |
BobIshmael | When can I expect the money? | |
MegatonMan | Er.... | |
MegatonMan | never. | |
BobIshmael | No drugs then. | |
MegatonMan | Ok.... | |
*** Mars sets mode: -o BobIshmael | ||
MegatonMan | Sorry spy.... | |
*** DarkonjasO has joined #Deep13 | ||
* DarkonjasO jasons in | ||
[DarkonjasO SOUND] | ||
DarkonjasO | DAMN AOL! | |
MegatonMan | Yes....we know. | |
MegatonMan | AOL.....we hate it VERY MUCH! | |
*** DarkonjasO is now known as oljasoN | ||
MegatonMan | I AM NO LONGER...! | |
* MegatonMan in a weird reverse transformation...15,1MEGATON MAN15,16,0 becomes mild mannered moron, DarkonZero. | ||
*** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
*** MegatonMan is now known as DarkonZero | ||
DeRaptor | Zorak should destroy it now that he's technically an employee. | |
* Sound request: can't find 'blindinglight.wav' | ||
[oljasoN SOUND] | ||
oljasoN | yeah! | |
DarkonZero | Actually....Brak will bring a bowl of brown gravy on the tour of AOL.....and spill it on the main server..... | |
oljasoN | that would probably make it work better.. | |
DarkonZero | <BRAK> OOOPSIE! | |
DarkonZero | N....try it now.......see if does...and let us know. | |
oljasoN | ok | |
* DarkonZero wonders if he should tell newbies to do that......... | ||
DarkonZero | Hell....they might. | |
DarkonZero | <Newbie> Ok....I gots the gravy......*ZZZZZZZZZT* | |
* oljasoN looks at the large canister of gravy sitting by his feet, then up at his computer | ||
oljasoN | hmm | |
* DarkonZero misses doing the PEZ bit..... | ||
oljasoN | why not do it then? | |
DarkonZero | Well.....with my feebishness....I'd suck. | |
oljasoN | so, that would be the funny thing | |
BobIshmael | So... I don't suppose anyone is going to loan me $1,500. | |
oljasoN | i will | |
BobIshmael | Guess I'll have to rob a 7-11 again. | |
oljasoN | I WILL | |
DarkonZero | Bob.....not the same one though. | |
BobIshmael | Oh, um, the "loan" was supposed to have quotations around it. | |
oljasoN | i still will | |
BobIshmael | Meaning, give. | |
oljasoN | i just happen to have $1500 that i stol from superspy's room | |
oljasoN | you may have it | |
BobIshmael | Awww. So sweet | |
superspy | hehehe | |
BobIshmael | Awww. So sweet. | |
* superspy watches the money blow up in bob's face | ||
DarkonZero | spy...that fake money came in handy. | |
BobIshmael | I probably shouldn't beat you as much. | |
BobIshmael | What the hell? | |
superspy | you'll never get that off | |
DarkonZero | Bob looks like a Smurf! | |
DarkonZero | BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! | |
* BobIshmael decides to get something to eat and ponder ways to get money without working. | ||
*** MSTAnon is on IRC | ||
*** MSTAnon has joined #deep13 | ||
MSTAnon | Hi, all. | |
BobIshmael | Besides, I think my boss is ripping me off. I should rob him. | |
DarkonZero | Anon.... | |
* CallipyG 'd better go | ||
DarkonZero | Bye CG. | |
superspy | yeah, bob. it worked for that chick in psycho | |
CallipyG | bye | |
superspy | bye | |
*** CallipyG has left IRC | ||
*** CallipyG has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
BobIshmael | Anon, loan my $1,500. | |
BobIshmael | me. | |
DarkonZero | Your $1,500 needs a loan? | |
MSTAnon | No. | |
oljasoN | hi anonnie | |
DarkonZero | Bob....I would.....if I didn't have just $71 in the bank. | |
* DeRaptor blinks. | ||
* oljasoN tapes de's eyes shut | ||
* DeRaptor peels the tape off and duct-tapes oljasoN's buttcheeks shut. | ||
MSTAnon | Hi, jasoN. | |
MSTAnon | Eww... | |
oljasoN | she's such a pervert.. | |
* DeRaptor climbs into the rafters and clings to the ceiling. | ||
DarkonZero | Well folks.....the most hated person here is taking leave.......hate me now and hate me later........... | |
oljasoN | bye, hated person | |
BobIshmael | Wow! Honey roasted peanuts and Dr. Pepper.. Could life get any better? | |
superspy | yes | |
superspy | you could have $1500 | |
MSTAnon | Yup. | |
BobIshmael | Yes, if someone would give me $1,500. | |
DarkonZero | Bye all! | |
DarkonZero | Me! I disconnect from you...all! | |
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
*** Disconnected | ||
Session Close: Thu Jan 13 22:23:41 2000 |
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