#Deep13_1000112.log

Session Start: Wed Jan 12 09:38:24 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '<MeltingMan> Yeah....they editted out the part where Keanu Reeves says "My nuts" <DarkonZero> Yeah....they replaced it "I know Kung-fu"'
*** Set by Locdog07 on Tue Jan 11 14:23:38
DarkonZeroI'm gonna be doing something for a bit.
* DarkonZero is busy, he Surfing the net .
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DZisBusyI'm done with what I was doing. So...hence, I'm back!
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Session Close: Wed Jan 12 09:42:42 2000
Session Start: Wed Jan 12 10:43:56 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '<MeltingMan> Yeah....they editted out the part where Keanu Reeves says "My nuts" <DarkonZero> Yeah....they replaced it "I know Kung-fu"'
*** Set by Locdog07 on Tue Jan 11 14:10:19
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DarkonZeroHello....
MSTAnonHey, DZ.
DarkonZeroSo...what's up?
MSTAnonOh, not much. I'm up really early.
DarkonZeroSame here.....
MSTAnon=P
DarkonZeroB|
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MSTAnonMan, I can't wait for Zelda I DX to come out...
DarkonZeroI can't wait till I get this shoe outta my as.....er.......I shouldn't tell you that!
MSTAnonUh, too much information!
DarkonZeroI was kidding....
DarkonZeroZelda, eh?
DarkonZeroThe actual first one?
MSTAnonYup.
MSTAnonYou know, even though I already have the original...
DarkonZeroNeat....
MSTAnonBRB.
DarkonZeroI had the original.....but sold it.
DarkonZeroAnd ok....
MSTAnonBack.
MSTAnonThat game ruled.
MSTAnonWhat, with the golden cart and all...
DarkonZeroI've been playing a game on PS that I really like....youy probabaly know though.....
MSTAnonAlundra.
DarkonZeroNo....Monster Rancher 2....it really is good.
MSTAnonOh.
MSTAnonCan't say I really play on that doorstop much.
DarkonZeroPS is good and you know it!
MSTAnonIck. =P
MSTAnonYou do realize, of course, that I'm a Contributing Editor on Nintendojo.
DarkonZeroOh yeah.......
DarkonZeroOr AKA....Crapfest.
MSTAnonHa!
MSTAnonWell, who here is going to E3?
DarkonZeroI know you are......and like I give a damn.
MSTAnonThat's right.
DarkonZeroWell....
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DarkonZeroKU!
GokuAHHHHHHH!
GokuHi
MSTAnonHi, Goku.
GokuHi, Anon.
MSTAnonWhat's up?
Gokuworking on stuff
MSTAnonAh, that's good.
Gokuyou?
DarkonZeroKu working on stuff = torching everything....
GokuHehe yup
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DarkonZeroWOO!
DarkonZeroYOU STINK!
GokuMe?
GokuWAAAAAAAAAAA!
* Goku runs off crying
DarkonZeroShower more often!
GokuI'm scared of the Deep13 showerd
Gokushowers
DarkonZeroAnd why is that?
GokuWell, I think of the other Deep13ers being in there at one time, and run, run far away from it
DarkonZeroOh...
* DarkonZero is now scared too....
GokuYou should be
DarkonZeroI'm reading a review of Resident Evil on Stomp Tokyo's "Bad Movie Report".......
GokuWhere is it
Goku?
DarkonZeroGoto www.stomptokyo.com then click the link for "Bad Movie Report" and then to the archive.
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Greidanushiya
DarkonZeroWell...look who it is.....
DarkonZeroWOW!
Greidanuswhy have you been acting weird when I come in?
DarkonZeroAm I acting weird.....
DarkonZeroHmmmm......weird.
Greidanusyes
DarkonZeroI'm an idiot...remember.
Greidanusyes, but why the heck are you acting even weirder when I first come in?
DarkonZeroI'm an idiot.....
GreidanusI know that!!
DarkonZeroThat's the only reason....
Greidanusyeah, but any other reasons? I know it's nt just that
Greidanusnt=not
DarkonZeroNo....
DarkonZeroJust only that reason.
DarkonZeroI sscrew with minds....it'sa what I do best.
Greidanusthat's not the definition of an idiot, that's a definition of a psychopath
DarkonZeroEither or fits......
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* DarkonZero reads the review to the awful movie "Flesh Gordon" at Stomp Tokyo.....
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Greidanuswant that Total Distortion sound zip?
DarkonZeroNo....but thanks....
Greidanuswhy not, I remember you wanted it the other day
DarkonZeroNo I didn't.....
[SOUND]
DarkonZeroWhen did I say I wanted it?
[SOUND]
Greidanusa couple nights ago, I think
DarkonZeroI don't remember saying that I did.
* Greidanus shrugs
Greidanuswhatever
DarkonZeroI know I was helping you find the site......
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Greidanusyou're missing some funny sounds...
* Sound request: can't find 'eternity.wav'
[Greidanus SOUND]
DarkonZeroOk.....send away....
DarkonZeroGreid....type /pdcc 999999999
Greidanusdooh!!
Greidanusthere we go
DarkonZeroGreid....look at this....
DarkonZerohttp://ter.air0day.com/matrix.shtml
Greidanushehe
DarkonZeroYou can thank spy for that....
Greidanusyeah, he sent it to me via ICQ, but I was going to go to it later
DarkonZeroThat spy......
Greidanushmm...
DarkonZeroRead this one...
DarkonZerohttp://ter.air0day.com/pokemon.shtml
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* DarkonZero is gonna take a bit of a nap...
DarkonZeroPlease do not disturb me. If you have to mess with someone...choose someone else, not me.
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Greidanusdamn dog had to get off the leash... and I accidentally pulled the plug on the 'puter when getting my shoes on to catch her.....
* DZisAsleep is done taking a nap...
DZisAsleepHello there!
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DarkonZeroOh...so that's what happened.
Greidanusyup
DarkonZeroLIAR!
Greidanusshut up...
DarkonZeroOk...
* DarkonZero decides to be quiet for a while...
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Greidanusyou can talk now
* DZisQuiet decides to speak again (OH JOY!)...
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DarkonZeroNo...
* DarkonZero decides to be quiet for a while...
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Greidanushehehe
* DZisQuiet decides to speak again (OH JOY!)...
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Greidanusg'boy!!
* DarkonZero decides to be quiet for a while...
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Greidanusdah...
* DZisQuiet decides to speak again (OH JOY!)...
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DarkonZeroYou hate me!
* DarkonZero decides to be quiet for a while...
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Greidanusno I don't
* DarkonZero decides to speak again (OH JOY!)...
DarkonZeroBLAH!
* Greidanus sticks her tongue out at DZ
* DarkonZero grabs Greid's tongue.....
Greidanusow....
Greidanuswe might have a snow-day tomorrow (JOY!!)
* DarkonZero walks across the room.....
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* DarkonZero puts salt on Greid's tongue......
Greidanusphhaaa!!!!! eeeewwww....
* DarkonZero squeezes a lemon onto Greid's tongue.....
* Greidanus pulls her tongue back into her mouth
GreidanusI like lemons!!
* DarkonZero hugs Greid.....
* Greidanus runs DarkonZero over with her golf cart
* DarkonZero takes Greid's hand....and cuts it off.
GreidanusOW!!
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* Locdog07 pounces into #Deep13 without his stupid luggage case.
*** Mars sets mode: +o Locdog07
DarkonZeroDOGBOY!
Greidanushiya
Greidanusam I lagging??
DarkonZeroWell....I think I killed it Martha.
Greidanusafk
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DarkonZeroSPOOF!
superspyDZ!
DarkonZeroOr....
DarkonZeroDude.
* Locdog07 sighs
superspyyello, loc
Greidanusheh, I lkent my sister the computer (5 minutes for 5 bucks)
Greidanuslkent=lent
DarkonZeroGreid.....computer pimpin'........
* superspy gets Greid a pimp hat
superspywhat can she do in 5 minutes, check her email?
Greidanusnothing, thta's why it's a good thing
superspyah
superspyI get it
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Cal-CroweHowdy!
DarkonZeroCAL!
Cal-CroweDZ!
Greidanushi Cal
Cal-CroweHey Greid
Cal-CroweHey Loc and spy
[Cal-Crowe SOUND]
Cal-CroweIt's COOL!
superspyhi, cal
Greidanusanybody else want those zipped Total Distortion sounds?
superspywhat are they, greid?
Greidanusa bunch of funny songs, fake radiao commercials, and clips
Greidanusradio
DarkonZeroRadadioa.
superspyeh, sure.  why not
* DarkonZero burps.....
Cal-CroweThere's going to be a Scream 3
DarkonZeroUh....
DarkonZeroNo kidding Cal.
DarkonZeroIt was always meant to be a trilogy.
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*** Topic is '<MeltingMan> Yeah....they editted out the part where Keanu Reeves says "My nuts" <DarkonZero> Yeah....they replaced it "I know Kung-fu"'
*** Set by Locdog07 on Tue Jan 11 13:41:31
* Cal-Crowe crawls out of the-1 <Cal-Crowe> HEY!
Darkon0Ok.....who kicked me?
* Cal-Crowe hides his boot
Darkon0CAL!!!!!!!
superspydz,  cal doesn't have ops
Darkon0He used his moronic powers.....
Darkon0I know it....
Darkon0And it's D0 now!
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Darkon0Ok...nevermind....
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DarkonZeroNow it's DZ.
GreidanusD'0h!
* DarkonZero smiles....
* superspy kicks napster
superspyDOWNLOAD
DarkonZeroUh.....like that'll help.
* superspy kicks DZ
superspyquiet
DarkonZeroJust like my coworkers banging on the keyboard.....
DarkonZeroOk...
DarkonZeroI'll be quiet..
superspysee, it works on you
* DarkonZero decides to be quiet for a while...
superspy:)
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* DZisQuiet decides to speak again (OH JOY!)...
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DarkonZeroMORONS!
* DarkonZero decides to be quiet for a while...
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* Cal-Crowe puts DZ in a box
* superspy floods the box
* Cal-Crowe throws the box
* DZisQuiet decides to speak again (OH JOY!)...
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DarkonZero......
* Cal-Crowe drops a bowling ball on the box
* DarkonZero gets out a BFG 10K........
DarkonZeroOk...who wants some?
* DarkonZero smiles.....
superspya big fucking grape?
DarkonZeroYes....
* DarkonZero throws it at spy......
superspyow
* superspy throws a giant peach at DZ
* superspy throws james at dz, too
DarkonZero......
DarkonZeroYou're gonna get it!
* DarkonZero gets out his ATOMIC DEATH RAY!
* DarkonZero uses his ATOMIC DEATH RAY on superspy ! He got 'em good!
* superspy is merely singed
* Locdog07 sighs
DarkonZeroDamn....
Cal-Crowehehe
* Cal-Crowe eats the grape
* superspy fires his futility ray at dz
* Cal-Crowe pours melted cheese on DZ
superspyloc, you haven't said a word since I've come in
superspydo I smell?
* DarkonZero checks if he smells.....
DarkonZeroNo....it's me....
DarkonZeroDamn....
* superspy checks
superspynope, not me
superspyit's gotta be cal
Greidanusnot me either
DarkonZeroI said it was me....
DarkonZeroI SMELL! I SMELL!
* superspy blames cal anyway :)
* Locdog07 sighs
Cal-CroweHEY!
DarkonZeroAlways blame the bumpkin!
Cal-CroweMY NOT FAULT!
Cal-Croweerr, NOT MY FAULT!
Cal-Crowethe pumpkin?
DarkonZeroYes....the Great Pumpkin!
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* Cal-Crowe throws pumpkins at DZ
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LinusThe Great Pumpkin comes every Halloween to deliver candy to all the girls and boys
Lucyyou numbskull......
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Cal-CroweLinus never sees the Great Pumpkin because the GP is in prison, doing time.
superspyYou're In The Big House, Charlie Brown
* Locdog07 sighs
Cal-CroweLOL
Cal-CroweCB drops the soap...
DarkonZeroCAL!
DarkonZeroNO!
Cal-Crowe'UGHHHHH!'
DarkonZeroDAH!
Locdog07'Good grief!'
* Locdog07 goes back to being silent
DarkonZeroThanks alot Cal......another set of nightmare fuel.....
Cal-CroweIt's like Pulp Fiction
DarkonZeroDAH!
DarkonZeroSHUTUP!
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superspyand the sequel...
Cal-CroweCharlie Brown and Samuel L. Jackson shoot people
superspyYou've Got Syphillis, Charlie Brown
Cal-CroweLOL!
DarkonZeroIn a very special Charlie Brown....Peppermint Pattie comes outta the closet.
Cal-Croweheheh
Cal-Crowe"Thank you sir."
GreidanusLOL!
superspywhat was her name again?
superspycrap crap crap, I can't remember
Cal-CroweMarcie
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MrNelsonOn lugnut, on Flapjack, on Bushy and Belchy! On Shoehorn, on Grease-stain, on Piles and Mudflap!
* MrNelson flys into the room in the rusted car body of a squirrel-drawn Chevy Nova.
MrNelsonHo-ho-.... NOOOOOOO! {**#*CrAsH*#**}
Cal-CroweMr Nelson!
DarkonZeroMr.N!
superspythe "thank you, sir" character
MrNelsonGuys!
superspyhi nelson!
DarkonZeroMarcie.....
Cal-CroweIt's Marcie
Cal-CroweMarcie Playground
Greidanuswooo!!
MrNelsonWoo.,
* Cal-Crowe looks at the Chevy Nova catch fire
MrNelsonheheh
* Greidanus torches MrNelson's pants
DarkonZero......
DarkonZerogreid...that ain't nice.
* Cal-Crowe torches DZ's pants
* Sound request: can't find 'eternity.wav'
[Greidanus SOUND]
DarkonZeroDAH!
DarkonZeroCAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!
* DarkonZero gets out his BIG CARTOON MALLET!
DarkonZeroDZ BONK!
* DarkonZero hits Cal-Crowe with his BIG CARTOON MALLET!
GreidanusCAN YOU GUYS SHUT UP FOR A SECOND!?
* Cal-Crowe hides
Cal-CroweOW!
MrNelsonheh
* Cal-Crowe takes the mallet
* Cal-Crowe eats the mallet
superspywhy, greid?
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DarkonZeroMM!
* superspy smacks cal around for a bit
DarkonZeroEr....
superspyhi, mm
Cal-Croweow
DarkonZeroCHUCKO!
DarkonZeroEr.....
Cal-CroweHey MM
GreidanusBECAUSE, I'D LIKE TO ASK YOU ALL SOMETHING
DarkonZeroHAPPY GO LUCKY JESUS!
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Cal-Crowe...ahure
Cal-CroweWe scared Loc away...
MeltingManHeya!
* Greidanus kicks DZ
DarkonZeroOW!
MeltingManHmmm....Just missed Loc.
Cal-Crowe...ahure!
Greidanusgah.....
MeltingManScare me away, too!
DarkonZeroOk....what is it Greid?
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DarkonZero......
DarkonZeroCal....that was dumb.
MeltingManYou has has.
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GreidanusLoc likes to know if you guys actually care about  his problems. He's been rather upset thinking you guys don't give a donut-hole
MeltingManYou mean you has has joined #Deep13
MrNelsonYes, I know.
MeltingManGee.
superspyI recall having almost the same conversation with him yesterday, greid. didn't want to see to listen to me
MeltingManWhat was Loc talking about?  I came in just as he left.
GreidanusI kept on telling him that you guys care (even though riled up most the time) and he didn't listen
GreidanusI was talking to him
DarkonZeroI hate to say it.....but Loc needs to move on.......away from those damned problems........I told him to do other things..........
Greidanushe was just here, he didn't talk much
MrNelsonI've said the same...  He refuses...
superspygreid: I like him, but unfortunately he takes things too seriously on occasion
MrNelsonNot that he's a bad guy...
DarkonZeroSpy is right.
MrNelsonYeah, I agree with spy.
Greidanushe's hypersensitive, and mostly doesn't let that stuff in, I guess
GreidanusI agree too
DarkonZeroHell....we all got problems.......but we don't bring them here.
* MeltingMan thinks he might be lagged.
DarkonZeroOk...I have a few times.....
Greidanuswell, he doesn't have many friends in real life, and this seems like his only haven
MeltingManOh...in private messages?
Greidanuson ICQ
DarkonZeroI told Loc to go out and make friends.....but he thinks the world shuns him.
Greidanusheh, I think that too, and I get along just-about fine...
MrNelsonYeah, me too...
Cal-CroweChat is where I made a lot of friends
DarkonZerohaven't we all?
* MeltingMan hmmms.
DarkonZeroI make friends anywhere.....
MrNelsonEverybody in my school hated me up until about a year ago (when my sense of humor got a LOT better)...
DarkonZeroEither it be on or offline.
DarkonZeroWe are the geek and nerds.....
Greidanushe thinks he's alone everywhere, and just needs RL friends badly in his crisis
Cal-Croweyep
* MeltingMan looks up at the onslaught of text his lagged ass recieved.
DarkonZeroBut we have acceptance somewhere.
MrNelsonyep to DK & Greid.
Cal-CroweA lot of people hate me at school
DarkonZeroAnd Loc doesn't wanna look cause he's afraid.
superspycal: aren't you a freshman?
Cal-Croweyep
superspywell, that explains it :D
DarkonZerolol
GreidanusI've finally been accepted into the geeks' lunch table: in my health teacher's class with an online computer.... ahhhh
* Cal-Crowe strangles superspy
* Cal-Crowe lets go
MrNelsonlol
superspyit was a JOKE, cal
DarkonZeroI've been accepted by all sides......
Cal-CroweJoke my ass! (joking)
MrNelsonMe too...
GreidanusI'm the youngest here, and probably worst off when it comes to school
DarkonZeroGreid.....
superspyawww.  cal isn't the youngest anymore?  how cuuuuuuuuute
DarkonZeroWe all went through the same ordeal.
Greidanusyes...?
Cal-CroweI'm 15
GreidanusI'm 13
DarkonZeroI'm 23!
DarkonZeroBLAH!
Cal-CroweI got 3 real friends in my home town
MrNelsonheh...  you beat me by 1 year, Greid.
superspyN?!
Cal-CroweAll 3 of them are MSTies :-)
Cal-CroweO?!
MrNelsonheh...  I have about 5 close friends, 2 are MSTies...
DarkonZeroI had MSTie friends.....whe nI lived in Florida.
GreidanusI wish I had more MSTie friends, I have only about one, and she just watches it
MeltingManYeah....I don't have that many friends in real life, either.  I think part of that's because of where I live, though.  I don't have a lot in common with the people around here.
Cal-CroweA lot of people in the place where I live are rednecks
Greidanushehe
MrNelsonlol
GreidanusI live in Yankee country *shudder*
DarkonZeroThat's why I called you a bumpkin Cal.
Cal-CroweI'm not a redneck
DarkonZeroI was kidding of course.
Greidanuswell, we like stereotypes :P
Cal-CroweI just moved to "Redneck Country" 3 years ago
DarkonZeroI live in a melting pot of America.....
Cal-CroweI grew up in the suburbs of Atlanta
DarkonZeroVEGAS!
DarkonZeroWOO!
MrNelsonWOO!
GreidanusWOO!
DarkonZeroAll Loc needs to do is actualize.......
Greidanuswell, I have Boston and Plimoth Plantation...
Cal-CroweMy family moved after the houses on the left and right of mine here robbed blind
superspycal, seems like a good reason
MrNelson!
Greidanuswhoa...
MrNelsonReally.
superspyI bet you're family will never be haunted, either.  the first time the house says "get out" they'll move!
Greidanusheh
Cal-Croweplus there was this asshole that lived behind my house that was a like a redneck version of Lodovik
Greidanusthat's scary....
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DarkonZeroAGH!
DarkonZeroNOOOOO!
DarkonZeroGOD WHY!?!
superspya *redneck* version of lodo?
Cal-Crowe?
* superspy weeps for cal
Cal-CroweHe was a pathological liar, retard, asshole, asshole, asshole, and redneck
* Greidanus shivers and climbs up to the rafters
Cal-CroweHe was always yellin' at his "mee-maw"
* MrNelson panics and hides behind the couch.
Greidanus'mee-maw'??
* superspy adds "mee-maw" to his list of "reasons to never, ever visit the south again"
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* Cal-Crowe laugh
Cal-Crowes
DarkonZeroWB MM....
Cal-Crowehey MM
Greidanuswb, Melt
Cal-CroweAsshole (That's what I'll call him) is proablly in jail by now
MrNelsonwb mm
MrNelsonlol Cal.
Cal-CroweEvery time I hear "me-maw" i shudder
GreidanusMEE-MAW!!
Cal-CroweRemember Riding With Death?
Cal-CroweAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
GreidanusI gotta make a sound of that...
Cal-CroweJim Stafford type red-necks
MrNelsonheh
DarkonZeroWhat about the Jim Nabors type?
Cal-CroweThere's this one redneck that's about 300 pounds, and has a BLACK neck
* Greidanus shudders
Cal-CroweHe smells like a dairy
superspycal, stop it
superspyyou're frightening me
Cal-CroweI'll stop
Cal-CroweThese are good scary stories.
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Greidanusyour ghost just quit
Cal-CroweThey're up with "What if Sinbad got another TV show?"
* Greidanus shudders again
superspy....or chevy chase
Cal-Croweor "What if Bill Clinton was a redneck?"
* Cal-Crowe retches
* MrNelson vomits on the sofa.
Cal-CroweTHE SOFA!
Greidanush/me gags severely
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* Greidanus gags severely
Greidanus*gag*
* MeltingMan is very lagged.
Cal-CroweIt turns out that my 3 local friends also make good grades, like Weird Al music, and are MSTies
MeltingManSomeone ping me.
Cal-Croweodd huh?
Cal-CroweI guess "nerds" or whatever we are, are like that
Greidanus3 secs
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superspycal, pretty much, yeah
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Greidanusaol... eeww...
MeltingManEven some people I've met that like MST3K I sometimes feel I don't have much in common with.
Cal-Crowebegis Philbin
Greidanusmost people I've met that are MSTies are nothing like me
Greidanusugh, someone ping ME!
Cal-CroweI like people failing classed
Cal-CroweWhoa 1min 35sec for MM
Cal-Crowe-d
Greidanushow long for me?
Cal-Crowe3sec
Greidanusgood
-> [Greidanus] PING
* MeltingMan doesn't think he will stay long....he's a bit too lagged.
Cal-Croweoh boy
Greidanuswant that Total Distortion sound zip, Cal?
DarkonZeroMM.......reboot.
-> [MeltingMan] PING
Cal-Crowe6 secs
Cal-Crowesure
* MeltingMan reboots.
-> [MeltingMan] PING
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Cal-CroweThat was a cool show, ReBoot
DarkonZeroDamn....he was really lagged.
Greidanusyeah
* Cal-Crowe tortures Peer slowly
* superspy sends Peer "Pod People"
DarkonZeroNce going spy......nice way to piss off the peer........
* Greidanus replaces 'Pod People' with 'Attack of the Puppet People'
DarkonZeroYes...nce!
MrNelsonheh
DarkonZeroGreid....is Loc still talkin'?
superspyloc is still alive
Greidanusnot now, I'm just letting him think
* Cal-Crowe replaces Attack of The Puppet People with Manos The Hands Of Fate
superspyand in his case, yes, that can be taken both ways
MrNelsonlol
DarkonZeroYou think Loc is afraid to at least trying to do something?
Greidanusand last time I checked, he was alive, so that's good
MrNelsonHmm.
DarkonZeroGeez....I thought I had it bad......
* Sound request: can't find 'ffnos3.wav'
[Greidanus SOUND]
* Cal-Crowe will BRB
Greidanusok
* Sound request: can't find 'rock.wav'
[Greidanus SOUND]
[Greidanus SOUND]
Greidanusding!
* MrNelson has to go... FOOD!!!
Greidanusfood...!?
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Greidanuswb
* MrNelson has food and Greid doesn't... heheheh
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* DarkonZero burps.....
* Greidanus farts
* DarkonZero moves away from Greid...
* Greidanus moves towards DZ
Cal-Crowebaqe
Greidanusyou been smoking something>
Greidanus?
Greidanuseghc xvbvnfgjhfgk l'
Greidanusdoh, sorry!
Greidanuskvklnkvjvvvvvvv.n  khj
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Greidanusheh
* DarkonZero moves even further away from Greid.......
* Greidanus follows DZ around
* Cal-Crowe puts Greid in a bag
DarkonZeroThanks Cal....
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Greidanuswb
DarkonZeroWB MM....
MeltingManMy ping time should be better...finally.
-> [MeltingMan] PING
DarkonZeroUh....
MeltingManSomeone give me my time!
DarkonZeroI'm getting nothing....
-> [MeltingMan] PING
DarkonZeroYou're lagged out.......
* Cal-Crowe throws the bag into a pit of snakes
* Greidanus lands with a loud THUMP!
-> [MeltingMan] FINGER
GreidanusOW!
Greidanuswhere the heck am I?
DarkonZeroSNAKES! BITE GREID IN THE ASS!
Cal-Crowe<snakes> SSSSSSS
DarkonZeroI hope the snakes know which end is Greid's ass.....it's hard to tell.
GreidanusOW!!!
* Cal-Crowe listens to "Rhapsody In Blue"
DarkonZeroEven when she's not in a bag......
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* Greidanus takes her pocket knife and cuts through the badly sewn sack-cloth
Greidanushehe... uh-oh...
* Cal-Crowe watches the snakes attack Greid
GreidanusOW!!!
Cal-Crowedamnit!
Cal-CroweI ordered coral snakes....I got garden snakes
Greidanusstupid ow! &^%& *%^{_)^ _)*(*(&)__^%&*(^
Cal-CroweGREID!
Greidanusthey hurt though!!
Cal-CroweThose are not vienumis
DarkonZeroWay to speak Cal......
Cal-Crowewhateveritisidunnohoetospellit
DarkonZeroCal and his Ingliss sckils.....
DarkonZeroVenomous......
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* Locdog07 pounces into #Deep13 without his stupid luggage case.
DarkonZeroWB Loc.....
* Locdog07 sighs
Cal-CroweHey Loc1
Cal-Crowe-1 +!
* Locdog07 sighs more
* Greidanus runs DarkonZero over with her golf cart
DarkonZeroI'm outta here.....later....
DarkonZeroSay goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Wed Jan 12 15:13:40 2000
Session Start: Wed Jan 12 15:51:31 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '<MeltingMan> Yeah....they editted out the part where Keanu Reeves says "My nuts" <DarkonZero> Yeah....they replaced it "I know Kung-fu"'
*** Set by Locdog07 on Tue Jan 11 14:10:19
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Session Start: Wed Jan 12 16:29:19 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '<MeltingMan> Yeah....they editted out the part where Keanu Reeves says "My nuts" <DarkonZero> Yeah....they replaced it "I know Kung-fu"'
*** Set by Locdog07 on Tue Jan 11 14:10:20
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Session Start: Wed Jan 12 16:51:32 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '<MeltingMan> Yeah....they editted out the part where Keanu Reeves says "My nuts" <DarkonZero> Yeah....they replaced it "I know Kung-fu"'
*** Set by Locdog07 on Tue Jan 11 14:00:50
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Cal-CroweHowdi
DarkonZeroHey....
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Greidanushiya
Cal-CroweHi Greed
DarkonZeroWell.....
DarkonZeroLook who it is....
* Greidanus smacks DarkonZero upside the head
DarkonZeroOW!
DarkonZeroWhat was that for?
Greidanusbeing an idiot
Greidanus:P
DarkonZeroOh....
Cal-CroweDone
DarkonZero:|
Cal-Crowe:-$
DarkonZeroRead this....
DarkonZerohttp://ter.air0day.com/phantommenace.shtml
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Cal-CroweWhat up?
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Cal-CroweNothing, I guess
Cal-Crowehehe!
DarkonZeroYou reading it?
Cal-Croweyep
DarkonZeroI just got done reading Samuel L. Jackson's part.
Cal-CroweI've seen it before
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Defiehallo hallo
Cal-CroweHi Defie
DarkonZeroWell....
* Defie leaps about in a frenzy
DarkonZeroLokk who it is.....
DarkonZeroLook even....
* Defie growls at DarkonZero
Cal-CroweDZ knows ingliss
Defieok i'm confused
Defiewho's DZ
DarkonZeroYeah...Mr. Vienimus,
Defieand who's the other guy
Cal-Croweheheh
Cal-Crowebye people
Defiewith DK for initials
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* Defie hit the wrong button
* Defie hits herself
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DarkonZeroWell....idiocy shows itself.
DarkonZeroAnd man.....I'm ugly.
Defielol
DarkonZeroYeah...laugh at my expensivve....ninny.
DarkonZeroDamn my grammar.
* Defie waves 86 chickens in the air
DarkonZeroCal.....did you read the one for Mystery Men?
* Defie sings
DefieLa la la lala la la la
* Defie sings the Halloween song
* Cal-Crowe sings the Defie song
* DarkonZero ears start to bleed.
Cal-CroweDUH DUH DUH DUHDUHDUH
Defieheehee
DefieI have a song!
DarkonZeroYeah...just ful of "Duh".
DarkonZerofull even/
Defie>:(
DarkonZeroYeah....be mad at me......
* Cal-Crowe plays a piano
Cal-Crowe....horribly
DarkonZeroThat goes without saying Cal.
Cal-CroweI've never had a lesson
DarkonZeroIt's obvious.....
Cal-Crowehow about.....Flight of the bumblebee?
DarkonZeroThank you Capt Obvious.....
* Defie plays the fluegelhorn
DarkonZeroYou mean "Flight of the Mumblemee".....
* Cal-Crowe hits the same key over and over and over again
* Defie hits Cal over and over again
* Defie pulls her hair as the mouse freezes
* DarkonZero hits Defie over and over again......
DarkonZeroTake that!
DarkonZeroAnd that!
* Defie screams loud enough to break glass
DarkonZeroYou could do that when you speak.
* Cal-Crowe pours cement on Defie
* Defie attacks Darkon
DarkonZeroOh wow....
DarkonZeroI'm dead.....
DarkonZeroOoooooh.....
* Cal-Crowe throws Defie in the ocean
* Cal-Crowe watches barnacles attach to Defie
DarkonZeroGee....that quick, eh?
* Defie drowns
DarkonZeroI would administer CPR on Defie.....but I might get sick.
DarkonZeroNot from a cold either.....
Cal-Crowehehe
* Cal-Crowe gets Defie out of the ocean
* Cal-Crowe cracks the cement
* Defie wonders why everyone's so mean to her
DarkonZeroCause we can be.
DarkonZeroAnd I'm mostly hated anyway.
Cal-CroweDefie, are you DeRaptor's sister?
Defieyep..i suppose that's why everyone doesn't like me
Cal-Croweoh
DarkonZeroHell I don't care.....I hate everyone.
DarkonZeroI hate Cal.
Cal-CroweMe too
Cal-CroweI hate you more
GreidanusI hate DZ
DarkonZeroAre you sure about that Greid?
* Defie just flourishes in all the hatred
Greidanusyup
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Aurora"4,1
GreidanusI lufe you, but I hate you
DarkonZeroOk....I love everyone....
DarkonZeroIt's just everyone hates me.
Cal-CroweI hate Mars more
DarkonZeroNo...you hate me more....admit it.
DarkonZeroNo one likes me cause I'm old.....
DarkonZeroOh look at me....I'm old Darkon!
Cal-CroweDarkon is an old coger
Greidanusno doubt about that...
* DarkonZero sits in a corner.....
* Defie gives Darkon a dunce cap
Cal-Crowecodger
Cal-Crowecodger!!!!
Cal-CroweOLD MAN!
* DarkonZero dies.....
Cal-CroweOLD DART!
Cal-CroweI MEAN FART!
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*** DarkonZero is now known as DeadOlDark
DeadOlDarkEven when I'm dead I get no breaks!
Cal-CroweLALALALALALALALALALA
Cal-CrowePOOT
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Cal-CroweFUNNT
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*** DeadOlDork is now known as DarkonZero
Cal-CroweBRB
DarkonZeroSure....
Defiewhat's with this funnt thing?
Defieis everyone making typos or have i missed somethine
DarkonZero.....
Defieer..something
DarkonZeroDammit....I'm depressed.
DarkonZeroOk...not really depressed....but depressed nonetheless.
Defiearen't we all?
* Defie chokes on her mint
Greidanusan old, old, depressed fart
DarkonZeroWell....actually....I wasn't until earlier.
DarkonZeroBut I'm getting better.
* DarkonZero kicks Greid....
Greidanusuh-huh
DarkonZeroSee....
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* DarkonZero hugs Defie.....
* DarkonZero smiles.....
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Breakout"4,1
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Grrrrbloody connection
Grrrrhey there's me!
Grrrrhi Defie!
Cal-CroweHi Grrrr
Grrrr13*Defie waves
Grrrrgood old ghostie
Cal-CroweGreid, did you know there was an online Weird Al trivia game?
Grrrrhow do i kill my ghost?
DarkonZeroSit on it....
Cal-Crowetype /ping Defie
Cal-Crowekeep on pressing enter a lot
-> [Defie] PING
-> [Defie] PING
GrrrrDIE DEFIE DIE!!!
-> [Defie] PING
-> [Defie] PING
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DarkonZeroYAY!
Cal-Crowethere ya go
GrrrrHAHA
DarkonZeroEr....
GrrrrI KILLED HER
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* DarkonZero hugs Defie.....
DefieHEEHEE I"M BACK
* DarkonZero smiles.....
Defiegee, someone's happy to see me
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Generator"4,1
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* Defie gives Darkon a candy cane
DarkonZeroHmmmm....odd.
Defieoh is that one of the rotten ones?
Defiesorry
* Defie offers Darkon a new one
DarkonZeroNo prob....
DarkonZeroThanks though....
DarkonZerohmmm....
DarkonZeroodd.
* DarkonZero just sings along to the sng he's listening to.
DarkonZeroYes....it's a good sng
* Defie likes sngs...not songs of course, but sngs
CalBA!
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DarkonZeroHmmmm....odd.
Defiestrange Cal
DarkonZeroDon't we know it.....
* DarkonZero has to remember to take his contacts out before going to bed......OUCH!
Defieheehee
DarkonZeroDamn headache....
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Headwires"4,1
* Defie gets harassed for not doing her homework
Defiedamn parents
DarkonZeroWell....that's parents.....
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Defieyeah
Defieaugh
Defiei thought the music on this webpage was my stomach growling!
Defielol
DarkonZeroheh....
Defieit's almost dinner time i believe
DarkonZeroWell....is this bye for now?
Cal-CroweBye Defie
Cal-CroweSee ya later
Defiebye
Defieoh wait
Defieyou're saying bye to me?
GreidanusDZ, Cal, didja unzip those sounds?
Defiehehe i'm not going yet
Cal-Crowenot yet
DarkonZeroGreid...I haven't yet.....
DarkonZeroI' still got some hard drive cleaning t do.
Greidanusheh, missing some damn funny sounds
* Sound request: can't find 'eternity.wav'
[Greidanus SOUND]
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Learn To Fly"4,1
Defieok now it's time to go for me
Defiebye all
DarkonZeroBye....
*** Defie has quit IRC (In this town we call home, everyone hail to the Pumpkin Song)
* DarkonZero wishes he could sing better......
DarkonZeroOk....my singing isn't that bad....SHEESH!
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[Greidanus SOUND]
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Next Year"4,1
Cal-CroweBRB
DarkonZeroOk....
DarkonZeroLiar....
* Sound request: can't find 'surgeon.wav'
[Greidanus SOUND]
Cal-CroweLiar
Cal-CrowePantz on fire
* DarkonZero looks down....
DarkonZeroAGH THEY ARE!]
* Cal-Crowe looks up
* DarkonZero jumps in the pool!
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* Locdog07 pounces into #Deep13 without his stupid luggage case.
Greidanushiya, Loc
DarkonZeroWell.....hello there.
Locdog07hi
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Ozone"4,1
* Locdog07 sighs
DarkonZeroTime for a bit of solitude...
* DarkonZero gets out his 4,1CUBE OF SOLITUDE4,16,0...and steps into it.
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* Greidanus sticks long swords into DZ's cube
DZInCubeFUCK THAT!
* Locdog07 blinks
Greidanusuh-huh...
Cal-Crowewhoa
Cal-CroweI think I'll leave
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DarKrow4,1A black bird enters the room
*** Mars sets mode: +o DarKrow
DarKrowHeylo!
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Cal-Crowehey
DarKrowCal!
DarKrowGreedy!
Locdog07Cal!
Locdog07DK!
GreidanusDonkey Kong!!
Locdog07heh
* DarKrow throws a barrel at Greid
Locdog07He's back again, and about time too..
* DarKrow stomps on the floor
* Cal-Crowe puts DK in a bag
DarKrowHey!
* DarKrow flies out
DarKrowI was just watching one of Andy Kaufman's final specials
Greidanusneat
Cal-CroweWhat channel?
DarKrowPBS
DarKrowin Philly
Cal-Crowedoh
DarKrowAndy did his Elvis impression
Greidanusdamn you, Philedelphia!!
DarKrowHaha!
DarKrowand Andy did the "Magic Screen"
DarKrowand he had a conversation with his character on Taxi
Cal-CroweMagic Screen?
DarKrowyeah
Cal-Croweis that like blue screen?
DarKrowyou put saran wrap on the screen
Cal-Croweoh
Greidanusmy PBS doesn't have THAT....
DarKrowand then you draw something on screen
DarKrowwhatever andy says
Cal-Croweoh
Cal-Crowecool
DarKrowit was Stairs
DarKrowand Andy climbed up and down the stairs
* Locdog07 blinks
* DarKrow is watching Voyager... why, he doesn't know
* Cal-Crowe is thrown back by Loc's blink
Cal-CroweAHHHHHHH
Greidanus*blink!*
DarKrowWhy am I watching this?
Locdog07DK!!!!!
Locdog07COME AWAY FROM THE TV!!!!
Cal-Crowehehe
DarKrowit's on top of my computer
DarKrowto go away from the TV is to go away from the PC
Greidanusgotta go, bye, guys
Locdog07BREAK THE THING!!!
Locdog07Bye Greid
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DarKrowno
DarKrowI watch good stuff on this too
Cal-Crowebye
DarKrowlike Fraiser, 3rd Rock, Dilbert
Cal-Crowedamnnn lag
DarKrowetc.
Locdog07hmmm
DarKrowVoyager sucks
Locdog07yup yup
DarKrowAt least Jean Rhise Davies (or whatever) isn't on
DarKrowanymore
DZInCubeIt's time to return to socializing...
* DZInCube steps out of his 4,1CUBE OF SOLITUDE4,16,0...and puts it away.
*** DarkonZero is on IRC
*** DZInCube is now known as DarkonZero
* DarkonZero hits a switch on his Portal deck and just fades out into...4,1THE LIMBO4,16,0!6,0
Session Close: Wed Jan 12 18:08:50 2000
Session Start: Wed Jan 12 18:21:23 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '<MeltingMan> Yeah....they editted out the part where Keanu Reeves says "My nuts" <DarkonZero> Yeah....they replaced it "I know Kung-fu"'
*** Set by Locdog07 on Tue Jan 11 14:10:20
DarKrowDZ!
DarkonZeroDK!
DarKrowWB
DarkonZeroThankee....
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Fear Factory's14,16,0:6,04,1"Shock"4,1
* Cal-Crowe wrestles with DZ
* DarkonZero tosses CC aside.....
DarkonZeroNO!
DarkonZeroBAD CAL!
Locdog07hmmm
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DarkonZeroZOOMER!
jestrhello
DarkonZeroHad to get that out....
DarKrowhi
Locdog07Hullo
jestrwhats goin on guys?
DarkonZeroStuf....and even more stuff.
jestrkewl
Locdog07DK is watching Voyager.
DarKrowand not enjoying it
jestrthat doesnt come on here for a couple more hours
DarkonZeroDK....you know you are......
DarKrowno I'm not
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DarkonZeroAre too.....
DarKrowJaneway is hitting on some asshole Irish Hologram
DarkonZeroShe would....
* Locdog07 imagines her cutting into his flesh with her voice.
* DarKrow imagines cutting into her flesh with an axe
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Filter's14,16,0:6,04,1"Miss Blue"4,1
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DarkonZeroHow abrupt......
Cal-CroweQUQUQUQUQUQUQ
DarkonZero.....
DarkonZeroWell.....now what.....
Cal-Crowehttp://www.emsphone.com/Al/ydka/pix/ani-earth.gif
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* Locdog07 pounces into #Deep13 without his stupid luggage case.
*** Mars sets mode: +o Locdog07
Locdog07d'oh
DarkonZeroYes...the Earth has a caramel center.....and liquid no doubt.
DarkonZeroWB.....
Cal-Crowehehe
Cal-Crowehey Loc
Locdog07hey
Locdog07Comin' to the RPG thing, Cal?
Cal-CroweAre you going?
Locdog07I'm there
Cal-CroweI'm coming!
Locdog07heh
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Filter's14,16,0:6,04,1"Welcome To The Fold"4,1
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Locdog07heya MM
MeltingManHiya everyone!
Cal-Crowehey MM
DarKrowMelty!
MeltingManI don't think I'm lagged up the wazoo right nw.
Cal-Crowewhat room are you in, Loc?
DarkonZeroHey Melty...What's meltin'?
Locdog07#Elfwood_Inn, as usual
-> [MeltingMan] PING
DarkonZeroYou're fine now MM.
-> [MeltingMan] PING
Cal-CroweWho are you, Loc?
* Locdog07 wonders what Frank Connif (sp? I forget) is up to, getting wrestlers to appear on Sabrina
DarkonZero2 seconds....
Locdog07Locar
MeltingMan:)...that's good.  Waiting a minute and a half for something to happen kinda sucks.
Cal-Croweoh...cool
MeltingManWhich wrestlers, Loc?
Locdog07Well, a wrestler.
Locdog07Billy Gunn.
MeltingManOh....never heard of 'im.
Locdog07heh
DarkonZeroYo.....Happy Go Lucky Jesus!
MeltingManYeah....that's a good wrestler name!
Locdog07Sabrina wrestles him, too.
* MeltingMan just watched "Manhunt in Space" for the first time.
Locdog07First time? Oooh. Good ep.
MeltingManYou know...the guy that played "Winky" committed suicide.
DarkonZeroI'm reading all the abridged scripts of movies.....
Locdog07Really, MM?!?
Locdog07Man...
Locdog07poor guy
Locdog07Still, Mike's portrayal was hilarious
MeltingManYeah...I read it on This Day in MSTory once...
MeltingManYeah...hehehe.  
* MeltingMan ponders the "gay night life".
MeltingManWhat was the stinger for that ep.  My copy's missing it.
Locdog07heheh
Locdog07The guy that throws a chair at Rocky.
MeltingManOh....
Locdog07yep
[Locdog07 SOUND]
* MeltingMan also saw "The Magic Sword" .... that one's a weird movie.
Cal-CroweI bet
Locdog07afk
MeltingManIt's funny at points, though....definitely the best Bert I. Gordon movie ever.
MeltingMank
Locdog07Hmm
Locdog07back
* MeltingMan saw the Fugitive Alien movies, too.
Locdog07neat
Locdog07were those good?
MeltingManYeah....they're a mess, though.  
Cal-CroweDid you know that someone is re-making Manos: The Hands Of Fate?
Locdog07Yeah
DarKrowI heard about that
MeltingManThey show lots of shots of dials and stuff....when it was Japanese they didn't have to worry about spelling because most Japanese people wouldn't know what it meant, but we see spelling like "Presser guage" and "Tenperature control"
Locdog07Heheheheh.
MeltingManAnd the end of Fugitive Alien II rips of Star Wars.  They sort of have a Darth Mime villain.
Locdog07hmmm
Locdog07Darth Mime?
MeltingManof = off
MeltingManYeah....he looks like a Mime in Darth Vader's helmet.
Locdog07Heh.
Locdog07How do you mime "I am your father"?
MeltingManheheh.
MeltingManKen's the Fugitive Alien....he is ordered to kill a child named Ken, but he doesn't want to....so when someone else tries to kill Ken Ken kills him and then he's called a traitor and he's on the run.
Locdog07Heheheheheh
MeltingManIt's really confusing....I have no idea why they chose to have the kid also named Ken.
MeltingManDarth Mime is the ruler of Ken's group...I don't remember what they were called...they all wear battle helmets with hair attached to them.
Cal-CroweAH!
Locdog07heheh
Cal-CroweI found the Manos:THOF remake page!
MeltingManYeah....the remake got postponed indefinitly...do they have it up and running again?
DarKrowGTG
Locdog07Bye DK
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MeltingManI saw Monster A-Go-Go...have you seen that one?  
MeltingManBye, DK...oh.
Locdog07No
MeltingManThere's this weird part where they have a couple talking and they talk about dancing to the song playing because "it's their song".  But there's no music playing.  They forgot to add it.
Locdog07heheheheh
MeltingManWell....maybe their song is "Dead Air".  
* Locdog07 laughs
Locdog07maybe
DarkonZeroOr..."Enjoy The Silence".....
Cal-Crowebyr
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Locdog07hmmm
[Locdog07 SOUND]
* Locdog07 wonders
* Sound request: can't find 'ohyoudidnt.wav'
[Locdog07 SOUND]
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
MeltingManwww.blip.com = a weird site.
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DarkonZeroWell.....I never though Starship Troopers was like this.........
DarkonZerohttp://ter.air0day.com/starshiptroopers.shtml
MeltingManhttp://www.hi5arm.com/home2.html : The title of this site is "Untitled Normal Site"......if this is normal, I'm scared.
Locdog07hmmmm...heheh
DarkonZeroThis is normal......
DarkonZeroOk....I'm lying.
Locdog07heh
DarkonZeroAnd I'll leave it untitled.
DarkonZeroWell.....it's dead....and that calls for a evacuation of self.......later.
DarkonZeroSay goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Wed Jan 12 19:25:01 2000
Session Start: Wed Jan 12 19:31:07 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '<MeltingMan> Yeah....they editted out the part where Keanu Reeves says "My nuts" <DarkonZero> Yeah....they replaced it "I know Kung-fu"'
*** Set by Locdog07 on Tue Jan 11 13:41:31
DarkonZeroOk...I lied!
MeltingManwb
Locdog07heh
Locdog07wb
DarkonZeroThankee....
MeltingManWe're talking about Mark Hammill's upcoming movie...he's got one beleive it or not.
Locdog07indeed
DarkonZeroAfter being in "The Guyver" I'd thought he'd be shot.
Locdog07heh
DarkonZeroAs much as I like anime.....that movie sucked!
Locdog07heheh
Locdog07The goofy monster was just embarassing. you know, the one that kept rapping.
MeltingManThe Space Goblin!
Locdog07heh
* MeltingMan hasn't seen "The Guyver".
Locdog07It's very bad
DarkonZeroOh...you mean Jimmy "J.J." Walker......
Locdog07hmm
DarkonZeroThe sequel is just as bad.....
DarkonZeroWith improvements....
DarkonZeroThat make it bad....
Locdog07heheh
Locdog07That was a Scifi original movie, wasn't it?
DarkonZeroNo....
DarkonZeroIt should be though.
DarkonZeroIt fits...
Locdog07I could have sworn it was
DarkonZeroIt wasn't unless Sci-fi bought the rights.....
MeltingManThey might have called it a Sci-Fi original.  I think they call any movie that nobody's heard of that premeires on Sci-Fi an "Original"
Locdog07heheheh
DarkonZeroThe next Sci-fi Original Movie......"The Ass That Is Sci-fi!"
Locdog07heheh
MeltingManLeonard Maltin gives "The Guyver" two stars....so it's as good as "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom".
DarkonZeroMaltin is a ASS!
Locdog07heheheh
MeltingManMark Hamill was in some other Sci-Fi Original I saw a few months ago....it was about these teenagers that stop aliens from invading or something.  Hamill plays a mental patient or something.
Locdog07heh
DarkonZeroYou think he's trying to destroy a career he never had?
Locdog07heheh
MeltingManheheh
MeltingManhttp://us.imdb.com/Details?0127640 : This is the movie I saw him in.
Locdog07hmm
DarkonZeroMark Hamill as BOB!
Locdog07heh
MeltingMan<Mark Hamill> You may know me from my roles as popular heros like Luke Skywalker and who could forget Bob?
Locdog07Heh!
DarkonZeroAnd also....that guy.....you that guy........
DarkonZeroAnd also....that guy.....you know that guy........
Locdog07Oh, um, the Wing Commander guy too! Uh...yep...
MeltingManHeehee
* MeltingMan reads on imdb that the director of Laserhawk did a film called "The Clown at Midnight"...about 4 teens that are being killed by a guy in a clown suit.
Locdog07heh.....scary
DarkonZeroAKA....."The Bob Ishmael Story".
Locdog07heh
MeltingManHeheh
DarkonZeroI was trying to think of a clown....but his name popped into my head.
Locdog07heh
DarkonZeroPPG is on!
DarkonZeroWOO!
Locdog07Yay!!
MeltingManIt's "Stuck Up, Up 'n Away", right?
DarkonZeroYup....
MeltingMank....got that on tape already.
MeltingManThat one was good.
Locdog07"Yech! No! I do not want to play with your disgusting rat!" - Princess (I think she says that, idunno)
DarkonZeroTHE FASTBALL SPECIAL!
DarkonZeroThey got that from Marvel.......
Locdog07huh?
* DarkonZero ponders reading his Shadowrun RPG book.......
MeltingManCraig McCracken's a big fan of Marvel comic characters.
DarkonZeroAh....
MeltingManSee: The Justice Friends on "Dexter's Lab"
DarkonZeroThe Fastball Special is a certain superhero move.....
Locdog07heheh.
* Locdog07 remembers the Justice Friends
Locdog07Nobody over here got that. They thought it was stupid, for some reason.
DarkonZeroUnfortunately....the same goes here......
Locdog07oh...
* Locdog07 thought it was great
DarkonZeroI liked the Justice Friends.....
Locdog07"Mmmmmmmmmit is I! MmmmmmmmmmmmMajor Glory!"
* MeltingMan liked The Justice Friends.
Locdog07Major Glory's nemesis was Comrade Red
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Locdog07And his trusty sidekick The Declaration of Independence
CrunkMe like Puppet Town friends....
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*** Crunk is now known as DarkonZero
MeltingManHeheh.  I almost miss Communism for the sake of stuff like Comrade Red.
Locdog07Heh
DarkonZeroDial "M" For Monkey!
Locdog07The Puppet Pals appeared on a PPG ep too.
Locdog07Mommy Fearest, yeah.
* MeltingMan really liked "Mommy Fearest"...that's one of the best, IMO
DarkonZeroIn Dial "M" For Monkey....there were a few innuendos of the sexual kind.......
Locdog07Really? Eep.
DarkonZeroTry and see some "M" eps...
Locdog07I've seen a few
MeltingManThey have a dirty joke or two hidden in PPG's, too.
DarkonZeroYeah....
DarkonZeroThat's cartoons....
Locdog07Buttercup stuffing something into Professor Utonium's pocket before his date with Ima Goodlady saying "And some of these!"
* Locdog07 nods.
MeltingManYeah...there's a bowling alley in "Uh oh, Dynamo!"...the position of the bowling balls and one pin is....
Locdog07...uhhh....
* Locdog07 hasn't seen that un
MeltingManAnimation-wise it's really amazing.
Locdog07So I've heard.
MeltingManA really clever episode.
MeltingManSorry...I hope you get to see it soon.
Locdog07Thassokay. :)
DarkonZeroRocko's Modern Life.......I wonder how they got away with some of the stuff they shown.
Locdog07heh
Locdog07http://uk.imdb.com/Goofs?0116493
Locdog07Wow, you've got to be real lame at movie making to make the boom mike visible over 24 times!!!!
MeltingManheheheh
DarkonZeroThere was this one ep when Rocko buys a new vaccum.....and at this certain part......it mows over tall grass exposing a gopher or something wearing underwear and holding binoculars looking at naked fairies.......
Locdog07Oh, yeah, I remember the vacuum ep.
MeltingManRocko's a funny cartoon sometimes...but I never liked the art direction/character design.
DarkonZeroThe voice acting was good....
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Locdog07Hullo Bob
BobIshmaelHullo Loc
DarkonZeroThe voice of Heifer is the voice of the announceer off PPG.
MeltingManwb, Bob.
BobIshmaelWB?
* Locdog07 thinks the announcer is amazing...
DarkonZerooff to of
Locdog07"Under your rule, school is COOL!"
* BobIshmael looks at a clock.
Locdog07That is probably the funniest thing he's ever said. I think.
Locdog07I just love the way he says it.
Locdog07"School is COOL!"
MeltingManhehehe
BobIshmaelI was here about 16 hours ago.
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BobIshmaelNow explain your "WB", Jesus.
GrubberPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTT!
AceExcellent point, Grubber.
MeltingManheheheheh
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BigBillyDaaahhhhh....huh ha ha!
* Ace shakes his head
BobIshmaelI'll be over here.
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*** Grubber is now known as DarkonZero
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*** Ace is now known as Locdog07
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* DarkonZero kicks Bob for no specific reason......
MeltingManYou were here at some point, weren't you, Bob?
DarkonZeroTIME FOR SPORTS AGAINST BOB!
* DarkonZero kicks Bob for no specific reason......
MeltingManIf so...then I welcome you back.
MeltingManIf you've never been here....I don't.
DarkonZeroHehe....Grubber spoke.
Locdog07Is this Schoolhouse Rocked?
Locdog07Or whatever it was called
DarkonZeroI didn't catch the name......
MeltingManYeah..
Locdog07"Why hello there. I'm Grubber. So lovely to meet you all- PPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!"
Locdog07This is the one with "School is COOL!" then.
BobIshmaelRocked? Past tense? I thought it was Schoolhouse Rock.
Locdog07Huh?
MeltingManGrubber's British. That explains his teeth.
MeltingManOh...wait.
DarkonZeroD'oH!
* Locdog07 blinks
MeltingManHe doesn't have bad teeth, does he.
MeltingManOr at least when he contorts he doesn't.
Locdog07Big Billy...heheh.
Locdog07"Billy! Don't be a hero!"
MeltingMan"Jungle Jim."
MeltingManHeheh.
DarkonZeroWell.....how's it goin' Bob?
Locdog07Yeah, Bob?
BobIshmaelPeachy.
Locdog07As played by Mark Hammill.
DarkonZeroReally?
DarkonZeroGood one Loc.....
Locdog07Well, it would make sense
Locdog07He reminds me of a mental patient
MeltingManheheheh!
DarkonZeroYeah....
[Locdog07 SOUND]
DarkonZeroThe song is disturbing Loc.....
Locdog07Heh.
* Sound request: can't find 'ducktales.wav'
[BobIshmael SOUND]
Locdog07ducktales.wav????
MeltingManWhich song?
BobIshmaelDuckberg!
Locdog07coolair.wav, MM
BobIshmaelSomething... Something Duck blur!
MeltingManOh....heh
Locdog07heheh
BobIshmaelDUCK TALES! WHOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Locdog07something something something something you! something something out to find you!
BobIshmaelSomething something... Luck tales!
Locdog07something something something something DUCK TALES!
DarkonZeroSomething something something...IT SUCKS!
* BobIshmael looks at DZ.
* MeltingMan really liked the Ducktales videogame for the NES.
Locdog07heh
BobIshmaelMost of #Deep13 would beg to differ.
* Locdog07 remembers dubbing a Duck Tales episode and having hilarious consequences
BobIshmaelIt seems everyone loves Duck Tales. Even Loc, and he's British!
Locdog07I love Duck Tales?
BobIshmaelYes.
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* jasoNic jasons in
[jasoNic SOUND]
DarkonZeroN!
Locdog07Hello 'son
MeltingManHeehee.....that would be funny.
DarkonZeroYOU NINNY!
BobIshmaelHE LOVES DUCK TALES!
Locdog07tsong2, jas???
BobIshmaeljasoN, I mean.
jasoNichello kids
jasoNicyeah loc
* MeltingMan considers dubbing a movie.
Locdog07Dubbing movies is great
Locdog07Really great
jasoNichttp://members.xoom.com/jrw78/wavs/tsong2.wav
BobIshmaelsoN, you love Duck Tales, right?
* Locdog07 likes the Mr. T vs The Matrix thing
jasoNicyes i do
DarkonZeroI remember turning down the volume once when watching a movie....just to provide voices....and all I could come up with was "Have you seen my potato?"
BobIshmaelTold you.
Locdog07jas, that link doesn't work
* MeltingMan ponders the Duck Tales spin-off, "Darkwing Duck"...
jasoNicdoh..
BobIshmaelWas Darkwing Duck a spin-off?
MeltingManDarkwing Duck was Duck Tales meets Batman meets the most boring thing ever made.
jasoNicyeah it was a spinoff
MeltingManYeah....cuz it had that Launch pad guy in it...
BobIshmaelIt did?!
Locdog07Yes
BobIshmaelI don't remember that.
jasoNicand gizmoduck too, sometimes
BobIshmaelBut I don't remember a lot of things.
BobIshmaelGizmoduck rules!
DarkonZeroBonkers.....one of the worst cartoons I ever saw.
Locdog07jas, just send me the wav
MeltingManIt also had the Gizmoduck or whatever it was on occasion.
jasoNicno!  er, i mean..i already am
Locdog07No, officially the Fruitties is the worst cartoon ever.
MeltingManGizmoduck came along after every bit of dignity had been drained from Duck Tales.
[Locdog07 SOUND]
jasoNici liked gizmo duck..but i hated bubba duck
DarkonZeroWhat about SUCK DUCK!
jasoNic(he was the caveduck)
jasoNico_O
MeltingManHeheh....I forgot about him...he was horrible.
* jasoNic hits DZ with a box of prezels
jasoNic*whap*
DarkonZeroNow....Fat Albert was a cartoon!
DarkonZeroFAT ALBERT RULES!
Locdog07Fruitties is both the worst and the best cartoon ever.
jasoNicwhy, it just so happens...
* Sound request: can't find 'fatalbert.wav'
[jasoNic SOUND]
jasoNici've never seen fruitties now shal i ever see it
Locdog07I saw an episode where Monkus put on this incredible disguise (he put a piece of black cloth over his mouth) and tried to trick Kumba into coming over to him.
MeltingManYeah...Craig McCracken called The Gangreen Gang "If Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids had been designed by Ed "Big Daddy" Roth"
Locdog07He beckoned Kumba, took the black cloth off his face, and then she came over.
Locdog07I couldn't help but laugh in confusion.
MeltingManMonkus is clever.
Locdog07Indeed.
DarkonZeroEd, Edd, and Eddy! That's another cartoon!
Locdog07He made an entire island...out of plastic!
Locdog07And his plan was to turn the whole world...into plastic! So he could experiment on it.
jasoNicnow Mr.T..he would be a GREAT cartoon..oh wait, he was in one and it was lame..
jasoNicdamnit
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Locdog07He's very vague. He says he's going to experiment on everything, but....he never says why. He wants to rule the world, not study it, for crying out loud.
DarkonZeroWhat about Wolfman Jack's cartoon?
* Sound request: can't find 'spyspyspy.wav'
[Locdog07 SOUND]
jasoNichi supperspy
DarkonZeroSPOOF!
* BobIshmael looks up.
* MeltingMan wishes Ed, Edd, n Eddy was a better cartoon than it is. The people that do it CAN make better cartoons
superspyhi n
* Sound request: can't find 'spyspyspy.wav'
[BobIshmael SOUND]
MeltingManFangface?
superspyMM, who makes it?
[Locdog07 SOUND]
MeltingManAKA Cartoon....they did a vert good intro for MTV's Cartoon Sushi
DarkonZeroCourage: The Cowardly Dog is rather good.
* Sound request: can't find 'ducktales.wav'
[Locdog07 SOUND]
superspyhuh
superspye3 really is kinda lame for a 90s cartoon
jasoNicsomebody has to find the real ducktales theme..
superspyI'm just happy comedy central had the good sense to get the rights to duckman
MeltingManCourage is really well designed...
Locdog07Do you guys have Flying Rhino Junior High over there?
DarkonZeroYes Loc...
* Locdog07 shudders
superspywe do?!
Locdog07Big nosed people.
* MeltingMan hasn't heard of it.
DarkonZeroCBS airs it.
superspyI thought CBS stopped airing kidvid on saturday morning
Locdog07It's about a high school which is under some strange control of this guy called The Phantom.
Locdog07He's controlling it because of his sucky experiences in high school
Locdog07And he has a weird assistant rat thing which looks like a turd.
DarkonZeroEEK! The Cat.....THAT RULED!
DarkonZeroAs with the Terrible Thunder Lizards.....
[Locdog07 SOUND]
superspyTTL was kinda bad
superspyEEK however....that was great
Locdog07Biker Mice From Mars.
Locdog07Avenger Penguins.
DarkonZeroUGH!
* superspy shudders
* Locdog07 snickers
MeltingManWhen will the hurting stop?
superspyhey, loc.  ever here of "sherlock holmes in the 22nd century"?
MeltingManCaptain Bucky O'Hare!
Locdog07No! Heh!
DarkonZeroMM!
DarkonZeroNO!
* Locdog07 remembers Buck O'Hare
Locdog07Bucky
superspyBob: find the Bucky theme song
Locdog07The presenter of CBBC (Children's BBC) would always pop up during the Bucky O'Hare theme song and mime along to it
jasoNicthat scares me..
DarkonZeroI remember watching Stunt Dawgs......I found it humorous for some reason.
superspyLoc, I've been meaning to ask you....
Locdog07Yes! My answer is yes!
* Locdog07 hugs spy
superspywhat do you know of a "Mr. Motivator"?
Locdog07Oh...
* Locdog07 steps back
Locdog07Um...
* Locdog07 coughs
superspyc'mon, out with it
superspywho is he?
Locdog07Heh
* MeltingMan remembers Police Acedemy: The Cartoon
Locdog07He's a fitness instructor
Locdog07And he...motivates people
MeltingManacademy, even
DarkonZeroNow to piss off Bob.....ReBoot kicked some ass!
superspyall I know is that he keeps popping up on GMTV
superspyreboot rocks
MeltingManwww.slimgoodbody.com : This guy is motivating!
DarkonZeroREBOOT!
DarkonZeroI AM...!
* DarkonZero becomes in a flash (and a stupid pose) a 70's Japanese superhero known as 15,1ULTRA DORK15,16,0!6,0
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* BobIshmael looks up.
* Locdog07 gives UltraDork a wedgie
BobIshmaelHow would you talking about ReBoot piss me off?
UltraDorkOW!
superspyBob, get the bucky theme song
Locdog07ReBoot was a rip off of Tron.
UltraDorkI AM NO LONGER...!
* UltraDork loses his dumb power and returns back to his old moronic, sorta secret alter-ego, DarkonZero.
*** DarkonZero is on IRC
*** UltraDork is now known as DarkonZero
BobIshmaelBucky? O'Hare?
Locdog07Yes, Bob. Now.
BobIshmaelSay the magic word.
DarkonZeroNOW!
Locdog07Now.
BobIshmaelLet me thi- No.
Locdog07Please?
superspyplease?
MeltingMan"Toxic Crusaders: They're gross but they still get girls!" -Theme to "Toxic Crusaders"
superspypretty please?
BobIshmaelDamn right.
Locdog07heh
DarkonZeroI'm watching So You Wanna Be A Millionaire...they asked the dumbest first question......
superspyDZ, the first question is always dumb
* BobIshmael had a Toxic Crusader action figure even though he hated the show.
BobIshmaelI still hate it.
DarkonZeroOh yeah....
* superspy remembers turbo teen
superspythat was an odd show
MeltingManDZ....you're watching hell.
Locdog07heh
DarkonZeroHell is intriguing!
MeltingManHow about Rick Moranis at Gravedale High.
superspy<shudder>
Locdog07Sci Fi UK say that rights to the newer eps of MST may soon be in our grasp. Huh.
* BobIshmael takes the Keirsey Personality Test out of boredom.
* MeltingMan prays for the death of Regis Philbin.
* DarkonZero remember watching The Gary Coleman Show when it was originally on.......
* jasoNic found the original ducktales theme..anyone want?
DarkonZeroIt's still horrible....
Locdog07Sue
Locdog07Sure
MeltingManLoc:  Cool!
BobIshmaelMight as well.
superspysure, N
MeltingManThey'd have to do an updated version for today with Coleman in hell.
BobIshmaelEr.... Can you change the codec to something smaller?
superspyThe Gary Coleman Show is still shown on Cartoon Network
Locdog07I have found Hell.
Locdog07http://www.donkeykong.com/high/rapattack_entry1.html
Locdog07Go here for Hell.
Locdog07It's pure Hell.
Locdog07Scary as...
Locdog07It's just Hell, okay?
MeltingManThis Kong's got style...
MeltingManSo listen up, dudes.
Locdog07No...worse than that
MeltingManShe can shrink in size...
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[BobIshmael SOUND]
jasoNicugh, dont even get me started on the crappy DK64 opening...
Locdog07To suit her mood
Locdog07She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
Locdog07http://www.donkeykong.com/high/rapattack_entry1.html
Locdog07Go here, dammit!!!
Locdog07http://www.donkeykong.com/high/rapattack_entry1.html
* MeltingMan 's favorite line "This Kong has a funny face"
[SOUND]
jasoNicthe game is cool though
* Locdog07 finished DK64 today
jasoNiclol!  this website has the ducktales theme in german
* Locdog07 realizes 'son isn't at http://www.donkeykong.com/high/rapattack_entry1.html
Locdog07GO TO http://www.donkeykong.com/high/rapattack_entry1.html DAMMIT!
jasoNici cant, loc..sending too many files
Locdog07BLEH!
jasoNicweb browser looked at me and laughed
[SOUND]
BobIshmaelYou should get opera, soN. Opera never laughs.
jasoNicyou'll never guess what i did today inb my boredom
Locdog07...
BobIshmaelKilled a man?
DarkonZero......
Locdog07Killed two men?
jasoNici made a CD soundtrack for the original starwars NES game
jasoNicno
jasoNicnono
BobIshmaelCan you make one of the Zelda theme?
BobIshmaelThat's a great tune.
Locdog07Which one?
jasoNicthe TV show or the game?
BobIshmaelDuh-duh-duuuh-du-dit-dit-dit-daaaaaaah.
BobIshmaelGame.
Locdog07Which game?
jasoNici have a MID of the game if you want
BobIshmaelThe first one.
BobIshmaelSure.
Locdog07And none of you are going to http://www.donkeykong.com/high/rapattack_entry1.html
BobIshmaelI'm busy downloading the Bucky O'hare theme for you ingrates.
Locdog07heh
* Locdog07 is too British to know what "ingrate" means
BobIshmaelAmericans make up too many words.
Locdog07Yes they do.
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BobIshmaelIt's from 'ingrateful', which isn't a word.
MeltinManYou were right about the DK site, Loc...it was hell.  It locked up and I had to restart.
BobIshmaelOr is it...
Locdog07oh...sorry, MM
BobIshmaelUNgrateful's a word.
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BobIshmaelOh, and...
BobIshmaelour Temperament is Artisan : SP
BobIshmaelYour variant temperament is Performer : ESFP
Locdog07Artisan?
BobIshmaelApparently, Elvis and Barbra Streisand have similar personalities.
MeltingManArtisan Entertainment presend BWP2
BobIshmaelWhich is scary. I'm taking this test again.
superspyyep, and they want to put stars in it this time
* superspy nominates Keanu to be killed by the BW
Locdog07Hmmm
DarkonZeroI wish WB still had their Freakazoid sounds.....
MeltingManOh my god, they killed Keanu!
* MeltingMan waits to be slapped for that.
superspydz: try cartoon network?  they air the reruns
* Locdog07 slaps MM
MeltingManCN doesn't have sounds for FZ yet
MeltingManHeh.
* Locdog07 wonders
* superspy watches letterman
* Sound request: can't find 'bucky.wav'
[BobIshmael SOUND]
Locdog07ooooh!
Locdog07senditherenow!
superspyhuh, loc?
Locdog07bucky.wav
MeltingManSend I there now.
superspybob, send it to me, por favor?
* BobIshmael grumbles.
Locdog07Send it here now, MM...
* MeltingMan doesn't have it.
Locdog07No, I was correcting you!!!!
MeltingManHeheheh
* Locdog07 glares
Locdog07You're so difficult
superspythe hell?
superspywhy won't "/sound" work for me?
Locdog07Who knows
MeltingManDo you have it in the "sounds" folder?
superspyyep
superspy* /sound: unable to play 'smario.wav'
superspyand my default sound folder is c:\mirc\sounds
MeltingManProbably just broken.  I think some of soundamerica's stuff doesn't work for certain people
MeltingManUnless it worked before....
superspynope.  I click 'em in explorer and they play just fine
MeltingManThen....I don't know.
BobIshmaelI KNOW WHY! I KNOW WHY!
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
superspyyes, you in the back?
MeltingManNo you don't.
Locdog07heh
* BobIshmael dances the "I am an genius!" dance.
MeltingManEnough with your lies.
Locdog07Roly?
DarkonZeroDo you have sound requests on?
Locdog07Roly, oh Roly, he's a genius, genius, genius
jasoNici know why smario.wav wont work for you spy
superspyyep
BobIshmaelYou need to install this codec.
jasoNicit's an ACM mpeg, not a PCM wav
BobIshmaelADM or something.
BobIshmaelACM, yeah.
MeltingManAmazing Colossal Man?
superspybob, if that's so, why does media player recognize it?
jasoNicnot quite
BobIshmaelDoes sound recorder?
jasoNicmediaplayer can do ACMs, but mIRC usually cant
BobIshmaelHA!
jasoNicthe odd part is, sometimes they do
jasoNiclike, mine does..
* superspy has a solution....
* Sound request: can't find 'bucky.wav'
[jasoNic SOUND]
* superspy goes to download pirch.
BobIshmaelspy..
superspythat *never* gave me problems with sound
jasoNici could have forgotten about this theme...
superspybob..?
jasoNici have another idea spy..convert it
BobIshmaelNothing. Waste your time. See if I care.
superspyspit it out, bob
[superspy SOUND]
DarkonZeroNOOOO!
[Locdog07 SOUND]
DarkonZeroNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
* jasoNic kills loc
BobIshmaelFirst, answer me this, can Sound Recorder play smario.wav?
* Locdog07 snickers
superspyno bob, it can't
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[jasoNic SOUND]
jasoNicwow spy, you're screwed up..
jasoNicno offense
BobIshmaelThen accept the exe I was trying to send you.
BobIshmaelThat'll install the ADM codec and you can stop bitching...
jasoNicdont do it!
BobIshmaelI mean... Listen to smario.wav
BobIshmaelSHUT UP, SOn!
* superspy smacks bob
jasoNiche'll send you a virus and hack your monitor!
jasoNicok
BobIshmaelSHHHHHHHH!
superspymy.....monitor?
jasoNicsorry
BobIshmaelNo, I'd never hack your monitor.
* Sound request: can't find 'imsorry.wav'
[jasoNic SOUND]
BobIshmaelJust accept the exe!
superspywhat's he gonna do, change the PnP settings in the firmware?
superspybob, I'm not seeing any dcc windows
BobIshmaelLIAR!
superspyhehehe
superspyit's my anti-AOLamer settings
superspyI don't accept .exe files
BobIshmaelOh, right.
BobIshmaelNeither do I.
BobIshmaelWell... Let me find the URL.
jasoNicanyway bob, as i was trying to tell you when i blurted your evil plans to spy..
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[jasoNic SOUND]
jasoNicand i mean it too
BobIshmaelYOU BLURTED MY EVIL PLANS!
jasoNicyes, i did
BobIshmaelYou mean what now?
superspybob wants to hack my monitor
jasoNici mean..
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[jasoNic SOUND]
BobIshmaelOh, that.
jasoNicyeah
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
jasoNiccan you ever forgive me?
BobIshmaelWell... Uh... Apology accepted.
jasoNicgood
[Locdog07 SOUND]
DarkonZeroBob want to hack the toughest thing for him to hack......a vending machine.
jasoNicthat means that i can get away with it in the future too
jasoNichaven't we all..
BobIshmaelI didn't say that. I retract my forgiveness.
Locdog07heh
jasoNicdoh
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[BobIshmael SOUND]
BobIshmaelWhat the hell's a piezano?
* jasoNic raps
BobIshmaelUH!
Locdog07They say it in Dexter's Lab too
jasoNicit's an italian thing i think..
BobIshmaelHOOKED ON THE BROTHERS!
BobIshmaelYo
BobIshmaelYo!
Locdog07"Heheh, you kill 'em my little piezanoes!"
BobIshmaelUh! Uh!
* superspy reaches for his cd-r o' mirc wavs
MeltingManYeah....it's italian for "fella"
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
* jasoNic 's hooked on the bruthas
BobIshmaelHold on, soy, still finding URL.
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[jasoNic SOUND]
superspythat's fine, bob.  I still need to get these on my computer eventually
jasoNichah!
BobIshmaelOthers... That get all the fame?
Locdog07So Mario and Luigi and proud that they aren't noticed?
BobIshmaelWhat other cartoon plumbers get all the fame?
BobIshmaelAnd I still need that Zelda wav.
[Locdog07 SOUND]
DarkonZeroNOOOOOOOOOOO!
jasoNicoh yeah..
BobIshmaelEr... Midi.
jasoNicthe midi sucks, i'll make a wav
[Locdog07 SOUND]
BobIshmaelNO!
jasoNicit does..it's a sucky midi
BobIshmaelSo you're going to make a wav of it...
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[jasoNic SOUND]
BobIshmaelAlready have it, Loc... Unfortunately.
Locdog07k
* Locdog07 glares
jasoNichehe
BobIshmaelWell, honestly, man! It bites!
BobIshmaelI mean... C'mon!
* Locdog07 should make a wav of Koos-a-la-goop-a-goop's theme.
jasoNicwhich one?
BobIshmaeldexrap.wav
jasoNicoh that one..it scares me..
Locdog07Deep in imagination lies a little girl's creation, he's her best friend!
Locdog07She's the only one who sees him, don't you even try to find him, even you Ken!
MeltingMan"My show makes sense in Britian" -Space Ghost
Locdog07I'm the Koos-a-la-goop-a-goop! Not the Buddha-ba-doop-da-doop!
Locdog07But the Koos-a-la-goop-a-goop! Yeah!
MeltingManBritain, even
DarkonZeroHOONA IGNA CHOWA NEHA!
jasoNicBreetain, even
*** superspy has left IRC
*** superspy has quit IRC (Read error to superspy[seaking-23.dynamic.rpi.edu]: Connection reset by peer)
MeltingManBris-ten, even
DarkonZeroHOONA IGNA CHOWA NEHA!
*** superspy is on IRC
*** superspy has joined #deep13
DarkonZeroHOONA IGNA CHOWA NEHA!
MeltingManwb
* superspy raises his hand
Locdog07wb
jasoNicListen, even
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
jasoNicwb supperspy
MeltingManHOONA IGNA CHOWA NEHA!
MeltingManHOONA IGNA CHOWA NEHA?
Locdog07...
BobIshmaelSee! I did hack his monitor.
DarkonZeroHOONA IGNA CHOWA NEHA!
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
MeltingManHOONA IGNA CHOWA NEHA!
superspysince when did windows start taking it upon itself to randomly reboot my computer?
* superspy thinks he has a virus
BobIshmaelI'm eleet like Goku.
superspyor at least some weird form of BO
BobIshmaelAgain?
* jasoNic looks at bob
Locdog07Oh, that means you've got a virus?
BobIshmaelWHAAAAAAAAAAT?
superspy(that's back orifice)
Locdog07My computer's been doing that for years
Locdog07I just put up with it
* MeltingMan 's computer farts.
Locdog07...
BobIshmael"Oh... That's just Windows."
DarkonZeroMy computer randomly lays eggs.......
Locdog07No, that's what I say when Windows starts, Bob.
DarkonZeroIs that weird?
Locdog07Do the eggs hatch?
MeltingMan"I had a computer...it tried to kill me!" - Space Ghost
* Locdog07 imagines little hatchling computers
DarkonZeroNo....I use them.
Locdog07...for your own sick purposes?
DarkonZeroThey taste good.
BobIshmaelI bet Ku sent you BO/a virus. He's a hacker, y'know.
BobIshmaelAnd a feeb, to boot.
MeltingManA Side Hacker.
superspyno, bob
BobIshmaelARE YOU ACCUSING ME!?
DarkonZeroYeah...Ku is very 'leet!
superspysome feeb on my major's listserv thought it'd be cute to send out a virus
* BobIshmael points to Ku's website.
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
superspyI didn't open the exe file, but according to norton, you don't even have to do that anymore to get a virus
BobIshmaelUbereleet.
BobIshmaelNo?
superspyno
BobIshmaelWell... Yeah... If you're using any Microsoft products.
DarkonZeroIf you ask Ku if he's 'leet....he'll deny it.
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[jasoNic SOUND]
jasoNicthis is a decent one..
BobIshmaelMeaning, Word processors or Outlook. It's all crap.
BobIshmaelWHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Locdog07Can I have that too, jas?
BobIshmaelDUH-DUH-DUH!
superspyhmmm
superspyno, just netscape
BobIshmaelDEEDOOLLDEE!
BobIshmaelDUH-DUH-DUH!
BobIshmaelDOO-DEEEEEEEEEE!
BobIshmaelDUH-DUH-DUH!
jasoNicanyone else for a legend pof zelda midi?
jasoNic-p
BobIshmaelDunn-na-na-dunna!
* Sound request: can't find 'zeldaoverworld.mid'
[jasoNic SOUND]
BobIshmaelDEEDOOLLDEE!
BobIshmaelDunn-na-na-dunna!
MeltingManPlease deposit 25¢!
BobIshmaelDOO-DEEEEEEEEEE!
BobIshmaelDUH-DUH-DUH!
BobIshmaelDunn-na-na-dunna!
BobIshmaelDOO-DEEEEEEEEEE!
BobIshmaelDUH-DUH-DUH!
BobIshmaelDOO-DEEEEEEEEEE!
BobIshmaelDUH-DUH-DUH!
BobIshmaelDOO-DEEEEEEEEEE!
BobIshmaelDUH-DUH-DUH!
BobIshmaelDOO-DEEEEEEEEEE!
* jasoNic eyes bob
BobIshmaelDUH-DUH-DUH!
BobIshmaelDOO-DEEEEEEEEEE!
BobIshmaelDunn-na-na-dunna!
BobIshmaelWhat?
* superspy copies over his sounds
superspywoo!
superspythe cambot washing machine sounds!
BobIshmaelWhat's everyone looking at?
[BobIshmael SOUND]
Locdog07The big thing on your face, Bob.
* MeltingMan is looking at the ceiling.
BobIshmaelOMIGAWD! A SPIDER!
MeltingManOn the ceilingor on your face?
superspykill it!
MeltingManCeilingor!  Evil ruler of the cosmos!
MeltingManHAHAHAHA!!!
*** MeltingMan has left IRC
*** MeltingMan is now known as Ceilingor
CeilingorI am Ceilingor!
CeilingorHAHAHAHA!!!
DarkonZeroI AM...!
* DarkonZero becomes in a flash (and a stupid pose) a 70's Japanese superhero known as 15,1ULTRA DORK15,16,0!6,0
*** DarkonZero has left IRC
*** DarkonZero is now known as UltraDork
UltraDorkCEILINGOR!
superspyno unfamiliar connections to my machine
UltraDorkI THOUGHT I'D FIND YOU!
superspyat least according to netstat
CeilingorSo...we meet again, UltraDork.  You will succumb to my wrath when I defeat you.  And when I defeat you...you will die!
CeilingorHAHAHAHA!!!
BobIshmaelsoy: http://soundamerica.com/utils/l3codecx.exe
UltraDorkNo I won't....
jasoNic15,2Quote added: 2,15 <BobIshmael> What's everyone looking at? <Locdog07> The big thing on your face, Bob. * MeltingMan is looking at the ceiling. <BobIshmael> OMIGAWD! A SPIDER! <MeltingMan> On the ceilingor on your face? <MeltingMan> Ceilingor! Evil ruler of the cosmos! <MeltingMan> HAHAHAHA!!!
UltraDorkyou will...
BobIshmaelCatchy one-liner.
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[jasoNic SOUND]
BobIshmaelAh. Two-liner.
CeilingorHAHAHAHA!!!
BobIshmaelAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
BobIshmaelAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
UltraDorkHa....
BobIshmaelAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
CeilingorThat's what you think but you are incorrect!
BobIshmaelAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
CeilingorYou cocky fool!
jasoNichehe
CeilingorI could crush you with my eyelash!
BobIshmaelLOL!
CeilingorHAHAHAHA!!!
UltraDorkYou could not.....
CeilingorCould too!
BobIshmaelDamn, that's freaking hilarious.
BobIshmaelIt's the "WHOO-OOOOOOOO!" that got me.
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[jasoNic SOUND]
UltraDorkYou could not!
Locdog07Can I have germanducktalestheme.wav
BobIshmaelIt's not as funny the second time around.
jasoNicforeigners are always  good for a laugh
CeilingorCould too!
BobIshmaelWHOOO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
UltraDorkNu-uh!
CeilingorUh-huh!
BobIshmaelAren't you two morons going to fight or something?
CeilingorSilence!
UltraDorkShut up you!
BobIshmaelShut up, Ceiling-boy.
* jasoNic turns into...
CeilingorYou will be the first to die after I destroy the entire universe!
*** jasoNic is now known as IshmaelMan
CeilingorHAHAHAHA!!!
BobIshmaelThat's it.
* UltraDork dies laughing.....
* IshmaelMan attacks untradork
* BobIshmael walks over to Ceiling-boy and smashes his skull with a ball-pen hammer.
IshmaelManSHUT UP!
BobIshmaelThere. Are you done now?
BobIshmaelI don't find that funny... At all.
* Ceilingor picks his nose and wipes it on BobIshmael
* UltraDork flies around!
CeilingorHAHAHAHA!!!
UltraDorkWOOTA!
* BobIshmael throws the hammer at D- Er... U- Hell, there's no difference between the two anyway.
UltraDorkIs too!
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[BobIshmael SOUND]
IshmaelManhey, that was my favorite hammer!
BobIshmaelOh, shut up! No one likes you anyway!
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
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[BobIshmael SOUND]
* UltraDork sulks.....
* IshmaelMan cries
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
BobIshmaelI was referring to IshmaelMan, but no one likes you either.
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[BobIshmael SOUND]
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
IshmaelManer..
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[BobIshmael SOUND]
CeilingorEnough....I will now show you the full force of my power.....any minute now.....
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[BobIshmael SOUND]
CeilingorWait for it....
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
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[BobIshmael SOUND]
[IshmaelMan SOUND]
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
superspybob, that link didn't work
superspyyou suck
superspy;)
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[BobIshmael SOUND]
UltraDorkBOB SUCKS!
CeilingorHAHAHAHA!!!
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
BobIshmaelIt worked.
BobIshmaelJust fine.
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[BobIshmael SOUND]
BobIshmaelWhat do you know anyway?
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
[IshmaelMan SOUND]
BobIshmaelWhat do you know anyway?
[IshmaelMan SOUND]
CeilingorYou see.....my plan is working perfectly.
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[BobIshmael SOUND]
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
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[BobIshmael SOUND]
* UltraDork defeats Ceilingor with his feet.
UltraDorkThey stink.
BobIshmaelHA!
CeilingorNot the feet!  They stink!
IshmaelManthere, now shut up
CeilingorDid I mention that they stink?
CeilingorThey stink!
UltraDorkYes....
CeilingorThey smell like stink!
UltraDorkI'm the guy that has to live with them.
BobIshmaelHey everyone, someone answer this for me...
BobIshmaelAre you more satisified having
BobIshmaela finished product
BobIshmaelwork in progress
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[BobIshmael SOUND]
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[BobIshmael SOUND]
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[BobIshmael SOUND]
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[BobIshmael SOUND]
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[BobIshmael SOUND]
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[BobIshmael SOUND]
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[BobIshmael SOUND]
UltraDorkBOB SUCKS!
superspybob, soundamerica.com?
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[BobIshmael SOUND]
BobIshmaelWhat of it?
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[BobIshmael SOUND]
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[BobIshmael SOUND]
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[BobIshmael SOUND]
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[BobIshmael SOUND]
* IshmaelMan hits bob
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[BobIshmael SOUND]
superspyit won't load
IshmaelMan*punch-o*
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[BobIshmael SOUND]
* Ceilingor dies from the sheer amount of suckiness Bob exhibits.
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[BobIshmael SOUND]
* UltraDork attacks Bob with his feet.......
*** MeltingMan is on IRC
*** Ceilingor is now known as MeltingMan
*** jasoN is on IRC
*** IshmaelMan is now known as jasoN
UltraDorkWOOTA!
BobIshmaelThen accept my exe.
superspybob, my dns server can't even find the name
UltraDorkI AM NO LONGER...!
* UltraDork loses his dumb power and returns back to his old moronic, sorta secret alter-ego, DarkonZero.
*** DarkonZero is on IRC
*** UltraDork is now known as DarkonZero
jasoNyeah, accept it so that he can crash your computer and steal all your porn
* DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like Krankor!
[SOUND]
BobIshmaelYEAH!
* jasoN sounds like Mr.T
[jasoN SOUND]
[Locdog07 SOUND]
* MeltingMan sounds like Mr. Ed
* DarkonZero sounds like joel according to Boz.
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[jasoN SOUND]
* Locdog07 sounds like a Brit
MeltingManHeheh
DarkonZeroLoc...you do not!
Locdog07bleh
*** DeRaptor is on IRC
*** DeRaptor has joined #Deep13
* DeRaptor leaps into #Deep13 via a perpendicular universe.
*** Mars sets mode: +o DeRaptor
[jasoN SOUND]
Locdog07Hullo De.
MeltingManHeya De!
jasoNhi de
DeRaptorwoaaah lotsa people.
DarkonZeroWell....look who it is....
DeRaptor"I look like Jesus, that's what they say...But Mr. Jesus is very far away"
Locdog07What're the rents like in that perpendicular universe, De?
* Locdog07 looks at De's beard and the great big crucifix on her shoulders.
Locdog07Wow, you're right.
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[jasoN SOUND]
superspyhi, de
* BobIshmael looks up.
BobIshmaelHola, De.
* DeRaptor hits Loc over the head with the bloody crucifix.
BobIshmaelBuenos... Um... Night.
Locdog07owie...
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
superspyok, bob, you can send the file now
* MeltingMan looks at the topic...and wonders if we should pick something new.
*** Locdog07 changes topic to 'You'll be hooked on the 0,4Bruthas'
DarkonZero.....
jasoNhow about "hey, peizanos"
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
*** Locdog07 changes topic to 'hey, peizanos!'
MeltingManBruthus....Popeye's emeny!
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[BobIshmael SOUND]
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[BobIshmael SOUND]
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
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* Locdog07 glares at Bob
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
jasoNhehe
BobIshmaelWhaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
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[BobIshmael SOUND]
* Locdog07 shakes his head
jasoNmom! be good!
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[BobIshmael SOUND]
MeltingManIsn't that from the end of ET?
* superspy puts the lamer shield back in place
BobIshmaelThere. Now soy has my viru- I mean... Helpful program.
Locdog07ET said "hey peizanos!" at the end of ET?
jasoNyeah!
superspynah, bob.  if it had a virus norton would've caught it
MeltingManYep.
superspyit scans upon download/file creation
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
jasoNit's in the direcotrs cut..
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[BobIshmael SOUND]
jasoNdirectors
MeltingManET's a member of the mafia, too.
superspybob
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
superspyit doesn't work
superspydo I have to reboot, too?
jasoNyeah, thats when the virus takes effect
* superspy smacks n
* jasoN kicks spy
* MeltingMan snags on everyone
DarkonZeroHey....where is our Ubereleet hacker at?
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[jasoN SOUND]
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
* superspy will brb
BobIshmaelNo, soy.
*** superspy has left IRC
*** superspy has quit IRC (Read error to superspy[seaking-23.dynamic.rpi.edu]: Connection reset by peer)
* jasoN makes jumping noises
jasoNi wish i could do that in real life
jasoNthat would be fun if there was a sound effect every time i jumped..
Locdog07heh
MeltingManHeheh
DarkonZeroN...you'd just "poot".
jasoNand every time i punched through a brick ceiling
Locdog07I would want my sound effect to go "BADOFF!"
Locdog07heheh
Locdog07Your sound effect for that would be foo.wav
[Locdog07 SOUND]
* jasoN is the t oughest man of all
MeltingManHeh....T oughest!  Mr T oughest!
[jasoN SOUND]
jasoNyup
jasoNmy typos are FUN
* jasoN shares them with one and all
MeltingManCome to Tough-fest!  
MeltingManIt's a festival of Tough.
Locdog07ToughCon '00
jasoNi pity the foo' who dont attend!
MeltingManHeheh
jasoNsucka!
Locdog07Your van betta be fast if you wanna get good seats!
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[jasoN SOUND]
jasoN(he's talking about me)
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[jasoN SOUND]
MeltingManTough-fest:  It's the toughest fest of all
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[jasoN SOUND]
Locdog07Taste is real tough?
MeltingManTough.
jasoNno, "jason's real tough!"
*** superspy is on IRC
*** superspy has joined #deep13
DarkonZeroWB...
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[superspy SOUND]
jasoNwb supper
MeltingManIf you don't like it....It's tough!
Locdog07He does not say that
superspywoo!
* superspy hugs bob
jasoNhe does too!
jasoNthat's what the character's name was, i have the episode!!
BobIshmaelDON'T TOUCH ME!
* jasoN touches bob
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
jasoN*touch*
jasoN*touch*
jasoN*touch*
Locdog07He does not say jason.
MeltingManTasted real tough....mmmmm
Locdog07He says "Taste"
* DarkonZero touches Bob with a baseball bat.
jasoNdoes this bug you?
jasoNdoes this bug you?
jasoN*touch*
jasoN*touch*
DarkonZeroWait....
* MeltingMan wonders if you can taste soft.
[Locdog07 SOUND]
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[superspy SOUND]
* DarkonZero "touches" Bob with a baseball bat.
jasoNquiet loc, you just dont understrand..you non-american
BobIshmaelBUCKY! CPT. BUCKY O'HARE!
DeRaptorcotton candy tastes soft...no, wait, that's sickeningly, artificially sweet, nevermind.
Locdog07Willy Duwitt.
Locdog07A name construced simply for rhyme scheme
Locdog07constructed
MeltingManYah
DarkonZeroGO, SPEED RACER, GO!
* MeltingMan is jammin' on the pedal like it's never comin' back
[jasoN SOUND]
[superspy SOUND]
jasoNheey
MeltingManAdventures waitin' just a head.
[jasoN SOUND]
* superspy misses dangermouse
MeltingManHe's the quickest....he's the fastest....(or something, idunno)
DeRaptorpooie!
Locdog07Huh?
jasoNpooie?
* DarkonZero Penfold
DarkonZeroD'oh!
* Locdog07 DangerMouse
DeRaptorBecause!
DeRaptorI can.
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[jasoN SOUND]
DarkonZeroPenfold is already in use!
DarkonZeroDAMN THEM!
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[jasoN SOUND]
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[superspy SOUND]
* MeltingMan watches the A-Team on TV-land
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
* BobIshmael holds the #Deep13 sink hostage.
DarkonZero.....
* jasoN punches bob in the elbow
*** Retrieving #Deep13 info...
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[jasoN SOUND]
* Locdog07 dives at the sink
Locdog07NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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[superspy SOUND]
* BobIshmael looks up.
BobIshmaelOh, right, the sink.
BobIshmaelNO ONE MAKE A MOVE!
* jasoN sinks the sink
* DarkonZero takes the bathroom "hostage".
DeRaptorAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
* jasoN takes the fishtank hostage
* Locdog07 laughs at De having a nervous breakdown
BobIshmaelHey, no! Someone was supposed to call the "bruthas!"
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[jasoN SOUND]
* DarkonZero releases his "hostage".
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
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[jasoN SOUND]
DarkonZeroI feel better.....
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[jasoN SOUND]
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[jasoN SOUND]
* DeRaptor screams again.
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[superspy SOUND]
jasoNi think i know what's doing it..lemme try something
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[jasoN SOUND]
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[superspy SOUND]
DarkonZeroAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
MeltingManscream
* Locdog07 stifles laughter
DarkonZeroAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
jasoNargh.
jasoNargh!
DarkonZeroAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
jasoNahh!
* DeRaptor hides.
DarkonZeroAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?
[Locdog07 SOUND]
* DeRaptor screams again.
jasoNde, get out of my box of squirrels
DeRaptorYOU ARE ALL EVIL!
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[jasoN SOUND]
DarkonZeroNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
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[DeRaptor SOUND]
superspyhmmm
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[DeRaptor SOUND]
DeRaptorNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
superspyn, what sound did you just play?
MeltingManParticle board.
[SOUND]
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
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[jasoN SOUND]
jasoNthat one
superspyI didn't hear it
jasoNwhy not?
superspywhat's the filename?
jasoNgermanducktalestheme.wav
jasoNit's a pcm too..i checked
superspyhow come it didn't pre-empt mine?
jasoNme dunnos
jasoNmaybe i was trying to be nice
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[superspy SOUND]
superspyhuh
superspyit works now
jasoNgood, cause i know everyone wnted to hear it again
superspyah!  fixed it
superspytry it now
jasoNgermanducktalestheme.wav
superspy(a different one)
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[jasoN SOUND]
jasoN(oops)
superspypre-empting is now in full force
* DarkonZero calls for arms against teeny bopper groups!
DarkonZeroTO ARMS!
DarkonZeroTO ARMS!
* jasoN calls for arms against DarkonZero
jasoNTO ARMS!
DeRaptorWhat kind of arms?
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[superspy SOUND]
jasoNTO ARMS!
* DarkonZero runs....
DeRaptorI already have two...do I need more?
BobIshmaelBUCKY!
Locdog07heh
BobIshmaelCPT. BUCKY O'HARE!
jasoNyou should get at least 3 more..
* DarkonZero smacks De...with his 2 arms.
* DarkonZero runs....
* jasoN trips DZ
DarkonZeroI'm out!
DarkonZeroSay goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Wed Jan 12 21:54:38 2000
Session Start: Wed Jan 12 21:57:05 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'hey, peizanos!'
*** Set by Locdog07 on Wed Jan 12 21:28:34
DarkonZeroHELP!
Locdog07wb DZ
DarkonZeroI'M ON A CRICKET SERVER!
Locdog07Little Jimmy has a problem.
DarkonZeroHELP ME!
DarkonZeroWait...
MeltingManheheh
* DarkonZero hits a switch on his Portal deck and just fades out into...4,1THE LIMBO4,16,0!6,0
Session Close: Wed Jan 12 21:57:45 2000
Session Start: Wed Jan 12 21:57:58 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'hey, peizanos!'
*** Set by Locdog07 on Wed Jan 12 21:38:11
DarkonZeroThere.....
DarkonZeroI'm safe now....
superspywhat's wrong with the cricket server?
DarkonZeroNothing...
DarkonZeroI just don't like it.
superspy...
superspyoh
* DeRaptor belches.
MeltingManWhen you wish upon a star-har-har
DarkonZeroStilll.....teeny bopper groups must die.....they must die NOW!
* Locdog07 puts a band-aid over De's mouth
* superspy tapes de's mouth shut
superspyha!
* jasoN tapes tapes de's mouth shut too
superspyshe doesn't have a script for THAT
DeRaptorThey've always had to die NOW, Darkon.
* DeRaptor eats the bandaid and the tape.
DeRaptordid I tell you those things give me gas?
* MeltingMan didn't know De's Mouth Shut was on TV.
DarkonZeroRUN!
* DeRaptor peels the tape off and duct-tapes superspy's buttcheeks shut.
* DeRaptor peels the tape off and duct-tapes jasoN's buttcheeks shut.
* DeRaptor throws the couch at Melty for his punning.
Locdog07heh
* MeltingMan gets a couch to the noggin
MeltingManYou'll never get my stains out.
DeRaptorOh, gross!
DarkonZero....
* DeRaptor picks at the melty goop on the couch.
* Locdog07 drinks from MM's stein.
DarkonZeroMM....I knew it....I knew you are raw sewage!
* DeRaptor yanks Darkon's mind violently out of the gutter.
MeltingManWin MM's Stein's Money!
DarkonZeroMM IS RAW SEWAGE!
MeltingManYep.
Locdog07RAW IS MELTING!
Locdog07Oh, wait...
DarkonZeroThat's why he smells!
MeltingManheheh
DeRaptorSmells like...fish!
MeltingManI don't smell...my nose melted off
BobIshmaelStupid personality test..
Locdog07heh
superspywhat's the test say, bob?
DarkonZeroBob....when did you have a personality?
superspy<test> he's a prick
BobIshmaelNow, according to the "Keirsey Temperament Sorter II" test, I'm...
BobIshmaelYour Temperament is Idealist : NF
BobIshmaelYour variant temperament is Champion : ENFP
Locdog07A jerk?
MeltingManheheh
* DeRaptor snickers.
Locdog07What the hell?
DeRaptorDid he need to take a test for that?
Locdog07heheh
BobIshmaelhttp://keirsey.com/personality/nf.html
DarkonZeroI guess so...
* MeltingMan would like to administer the Jerk Tests.
Locdog07That sounds odd.
BobIshmaelApparenly, those are the celebrities with similar personalities.
MeltingMan"You're a jerk, you're a jerk, you're a jerk, too!
BobIshmaelDon't I remind you all of Ghandi?
Locdog07"But not you. YOU, however..."
MeltingMan"Not you...you're a royal jerk!!!!"
DarkonZeroHAHAH!
DarkonZeroBOB....GHANDI!
* Locdog07 hits Bob
DarkonZeroHAHAHAHAH!
Locdog07Offer passive resistance, Bob
* Locdog07 hits him again
* Locdog07 hits Bob
* Locdog07 hits him again
* BobIshmael murders Loc.
* MeltingMan wonders why his Fig Newtons have bones.
superspybob, can you find one more song?
BobIshmaelThe spirit of Ghandi told me to kill you.
Locdog07...hey...you're not GHANDI!
superspysince you seem to have the magical access to sound america?
* Locdog07 glares
BobIshmaelGhandi was actually a huge jerk.
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
BobIshmaelWhat do you want?
superspySamurai Pizza Cats
Locdog07heh
DarkonZerospy?
MeltingManSamurai Pizza Cats probably had lots of puns in Japanese that were all lost when they dubbed it.
DeRaptorBob is Eleanor Roosevelt!
BobIshmaelThe magic word.
BobIshmaelAm I?
superspypleeeeeeeeease?
Locdog07Okay, guys, I gotta go.
DeRaptoryou sleep!
BobIshmaelActually, according to this test, which I'm losing faith in I relate most to Carl Rogers or Molly Brown.
superspyprobably, mm
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[DeRaptor SOUND]
MeltingManWhat time is it over there, Loc?
superspythey tried with the announcer
Locdog07Byesa!
Locdog07It's 6:13 am
MeltingManBye, Loc!
MeltingManman.
BobIshmaelAdidas.
Locdog07oh, shoot, I've got work in three hours...
MeltingManGood morning, then
DeRaptorbyeeeeeeeeeeeee
MeltingManOh.....
Locdog07bye
*** Locdog07 has left #Deep13
MeltingManThat's no good.
BobIshmaelSnooker. Hee!
*** Locdog07 has left IRC
BobIshmaelAHAHAHAHA! SNOOKER!
BobIshmaelSnooker? It nearly killed her!
BobIshmaelAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
DarkonZero......
* MeltingMan ponders whether he will be held responsible for getting Loc fired.
superspywhy would you, mm?
DarkonZeroBob....you're a comical genius.....
BobIshmaelI am at that.
MeltingManUm....cuz I told him to stay up all night!
superspyoh
BobIshmaelI'm also hungry.
BobIshmaelSnooker. Hee-hee!
DarkonZero.....
DeRaptorYes, Melty. You're going to hell for this, you know.
DarkonZeroGet the muzzle out for Bb!
DarkonZeroYes...Bb!
BobIshmaelRUN, BB!
MeltingManOh well....
* MeltingMan wonders if hell's really that bad.
DarkonZeroNot really....
superspyit's like Kentucky, but cleaner
MeltingManThe Blue Grass of old.....HELL!!!!
DeRaptorProbably not.
DeRaptorI mean, anything's gotta beat sitting on your ass kissing god's butt and playing the harp all day.
DarkonZeroIf hell is like Kentucky...Ironf will be there.
DarkonZeroRUN!
superspyhehehehe
MeltingManIs Kenny Rogers in hell?
DarkonZeroProbably....
MeltingManIf he is....I don't want to go there....if he isn't...he really should know he deserves to be.
MeltingManAhh...
DarkonZeroOk....do you think 5 tongue piercings is too much?
DarkonZeroI just saw a local comm and the guy had 5 tongue studs.....
jasoNi think it's 5 too many..but that's me
MeltingManDepends on how many tongues you have.
DeRaptorHmmm...Ironf...kissing god's butt...Ironf...kissing god's butt...ARE THOSE MY ONLY OPTIONS?!?!
* jasoN has 7 tongues
jasoNi'm very popular with the ladies..
DarkonZero......
DeRaptorDemon ladies, that is.
jasoNhey, demon ladies are people too
jasoNalthough i guess technicly maybe not
DarkonZeroYou lick boots often, don'tcha N?
jasoNum.no
MeltingManHe likes boot licking very much!
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[jasoN SOUND]
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[superspy SOUND]
* MeltingMan will go to bed soon.
* jasoN probably will too
superspyaw
DarkonZeroMan....I hate work...
MeltingManTell me a bedtime story!
DarkonZeroI gotta go soon too.
MeltingManTell me a bedtime story!
jasoNokay!
jasoNonce apon a time there was a little squirrel
MeltingManOh boy!
jasoNhe was a cute and cuddley squirrel
DarkonZeroDid it die?
MeltingManWhat happened to the little squirrel?
jasoNone day he was sitting in the park when a superspy walked by
MeltingManWas there a killer monkey?
DarkonZeroit died.
jasoNthe superspy smelled bad and was generally evil, so the cute little squirrel attacked him
superspy[spy in story] *walk
superspy[spy in story] ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
MeltingManYey!!!  What happens next?
jasoNthe cute little squirrel bit his eyes out and jumped up and down on his head and then tore his throat
superspy[spy in story] *runs east very quickly
jasoNand they all lived happily ever after, the end
superspy[spy in story] *runs west very quickly
superspy[spy in story] *die
DarkonZeroWOO!
MeltingManDid it rip out bloody chunks of sinew and flesh with it's teeth?
DeRaptorYeah, did it?
DeRaptorTell me, Uncle N!
jasoNof course it did!
jasoNand then it defacated on his tattered corpse
jasoNliek all cute little squirrels do
jasoNlike
superspy[spy in story] you spelled it wrong, schmuck
superspy[spy in story] *redies
MeltingManYou're the best uncle ever, uncle N
MeltingManGood night.
jasoNhehe
*** MeltingMan has left IRC
*** MeltingMan has quit IRC (Away I melt)
jasoNnight
DeRaptord'oh.
superspyI didn't like that story, N
DarkonZerospy dying ends the night well!
superspytell me another one
jasoNwhy not?
jasoNokay
jasoNonce apon a time there was a little dinosaur
jasoNshe lived waaaaay back in the early days of the earth
jasoNshe used to pick on everyone, especially jasons
DarkonZeroAnd Darkons!
jasoNso one day, the god of hellfire picked her up and plucked all her feathers out
DarkonZeroEspecially DarkonS!
jasoNthe end
jasoNoh yeah, Especially DarkonS!
superspygood story
jasoNthe end
jasoNthanks
*** DarkonZero has left IRC
*** DarkonZero is now known as FeebZero
jasoNit's based on facts
FeebZeroYeah....false ones.
jasoNshh!
*** jasoN has left IRC
*** jasoN is now known as darkoNjas
*** superspy has left IRC
*** jasoN is on IRC
*** superspy is now known as jasoN
*** superspy is on IRC
*** darkoNjas is now known as superspy
*** DarkonZero is on IRC
*** FeebZero is now known as DarkonZero
DeRaptorOh, I have a sequel.
DeRaptorOkay, so the little dinosaur was really pissed at the god of hellfire, so she kicked his ass. Then she killed all the jasoNs of the world. The end.
superspythat's not a good story at all!!
jasoNhey!
DeRaptorThat was a great story!
superspynuh uh!
jasoNno it wasn't, you big feathered....
* superspy eyes de
superspyo_o
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[superspy SOUND]
DarkonZeroWell......I guess she tolerates Darkons after all.
* superspy spies
* jasoN jasoNs
* superspy spies
* superspy jasons
* DarkonZero zeros
*** superspy has left IRC
*** superspy is now known as jasIshmael
*** jasoN has left IRC
*** superspy is on IRC
*** jasoN is now known as superspy
* jasIshmael tapes de's eyes shut
* DeRaptor peels the tape off and duct-tapes jasIshmael's buttcheeks shut.
* jasIshmael tapes de's nose shut
* DeRaptor peels the tape off and duct-tapes jasIshmael's buttcheeks shut.
* jasIshmael ducttapes de's eyes shut
* DeRaptor peels the tape off and duct-tapes jasIshmael's buttcheeks shut.
jasIshmaeldoh
* jasIshmael glues de's eyes shut
* DeRaptor glues jasIshmael's butt to the ceiling.
* superspy sodders de's eyes shut
* jasIshmael fastens de's eyes shut
jasIshmaelvictory!!
* superspy high-fives N
superspywoo!
superspyPACKERS!
jasIshmaelyeah!
jasIshmaelWOOOO
DarkonZeroWOOTA!
DarkonZeroHOONA IGNA CHOWA NEHA!
* DeRaptor throws jas and spy into a big enormous toilet.
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[jasIshmael SOUND]
* DeRaptor flushes the big enormous toilet.
jasIshmaelhey!
superspyah!
* superspy drags crow down with him
jasIshmaelhey, we got sucked down through the plumbing..
jasIshmaeli wonder....
* superspy calls the bruthas
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[jasIshmael SOUND]
jasIshmaelAHH!
[jasIshmael SOUND]
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[superspy SOUND]
DarkonZeroNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
* jasIshmael attacks de with a plunger
jasIshmael*PLUNGE!!
jasIshmael*plunge*
jasIshmael*plunge*
jasIshmael*plunge*
* superspy eats a mushroom and inexplicably grows a squirrel tail
jasIshmael*plungedy*
jasIshmael*plunge*
superspythrow me at her!
jasIshmaelwow, cool
* jasIshmael throws spy at de
DarkonZeroAnd I thought I was weird......
jasIshmaelyou are
DarkonZeroOh....
DarkonZeroI forgot.
jasIshmaelyeah..
* jasIshmael stuffs a sock in DeRaptor's gaping mouth
jasIshmaelstop being afk and take our abuse!!!
jasIshmaeldamnit
* DeRaptor eats the sock.
* DeRaptor eats jasoN.
* DeRaptor eats spy.
DarkonZeroWell....
* DeRaptor eats Bob.
* DeRaptor eats Darkon.
* DeRaptor eats mars.
DarkonZeroHEY!
jasIshmaelyeah..
* DeRaptor eats the couch.
superspyhey!
* DeRaptor eats the floorboards.
superspythe couch agrees with you!
superspy:)
* DeRaptor eats the walls.
DarkonZeroI didn't do anything!
* DeRaptor eats the banister.
* DeRaptor belches.
* DarkonZero hugs De......from the inside.
* DeRaptor hacks everyone up.
* superspy makes an epicac concoction to get everyone - and everything - out of de
DeRaptorHEY! LEGGO OF MY STOMACH LINING!
* jasIshmael punches de's hangiethingie
jasIshmael*punch*
jasIshmael*punch*
DarkonZeroGuys!
DarkonZeroI'm headed toward the intestine!
DarkonZeroHELP!
DeRaptorI already coughed you all up!
DarkonZeroOh....
jasIshmaelhehe, she's gonna "pass" you
* DarkonZero hugs De.
* DarkonZero smiles....
DarkonZeroIT'S GOOD TO BE A DARKON!
jasIshmaelno it's not
DarkonZeroOh...yeah....
DarkonZeroShut up, N....
jasIshmaelhehe
jasIshmaelsorry
DarkonZeroDo you mean it?
jasIshmaelmaybe
DarkonZeroGood enough....
jasIshmaelhey, guess what i just ordered from a catalog?
DarkonZeroWhat?
jasIshmaelan official regulation DeRaptor© martialarts practice dummy
superspy<N> some "toys"
DeRaptorHeyyyyyyy...
*** DeDummy has joined #deep13
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[jasIshmael SOUND]
* DarkonZero can't wait till 1 pm PST tomorrow....
superspywhat's 1pm PST tomorrow?
* DeRaptor picks her foot up and prepares to kick, HARD.
* jasIshmael punches the dummy
* DeDummy says ARRGH
DarkonZeroOh....I finally get to see the someone I need to talk to.
*** DeDummy was kicked by DeRaptor (6*DeRaptor watches the fake her go sailing out the door...)
jasIshmaelheeey, i payed $19.95 for that!!!!
* jasIshmael pouts
jasIshmaelwell, i guess i can always use the real thing..
DarkonZeroN.....what the hell are you talking of?
jasIshmaelai'm talking of my official regulation DeRaptor© martialarts practice dummy
DarkonZeroOh....
DarkonZeroI wasn't paying attention.
* DeRaptor crouches defensively, extending teh claws.
jasIshmaelwell pay attention then..this will all be on your final
* BobIshmael returns.
DarkonZeroWATCH OUT FOR DE'S "TEH" CLAWS!
BobIshmaelI'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention. Could you start over?
jasIshmaelsure
* superspy throws his coffee mug at bob
jasIshmaelhey, guess what i just ordered from a catalog?
BobIshmaelNo.
* superspy wonders if bob even gets the reference
jasIshmaelplease
BobIshmaelI refuse.
jasIshmaelcome on
jasIshmaelask me!!
BobIshmaelNo, I said.
* jasIshmael grabs bob by the throat
jasIshmaelask me or die!
DarkonZeroN ordered a new wife...I suppose.
BobIshmaelI can only choose one?
jasIshmaelonly one, sorry
DeRaptorIt was an inflatable mailorder wife from Taiwan.
BobIshmaelFine. What?
superspyno, no de.  it was from the United Arab Emirates
jasIshmaeli got an official regulation DeRaptor© martialarts practice dummy
BobIshmaelOh.
jasIshmaelit's nifty
jasIshmaelwanna see it?
BobIshmaelNot really.
jasIshmaeloh, okay
jasIshmael(noone ever supports my hoobies)
jasIshmaelot hobbies
jasIshmaelor or
DarkonZeroWell folks.......it looks like ol' Darkon has to go.......
DarkonZeroNight all!
jasIshmaelnight
superspynight
DarkonZeroSay goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Wed Jan 12 22:47:04 2000

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