#Deep13_1000111.log

Session Start: Tue Jan 11 04:50:56 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '<Jesus> Sorry, jasoN. You're not going to like hell. <DeRaptor> The squirrels throw you there.'
*** Set by DeRaptor on Mon Jan 10 21:18:14
DarkonZeroSay goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Tue Jan 11 04:51:05 2000
Session Start: Tue Jan 11 10:49:13 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '<Jesus> Sorry, jasoN. You're not going to like hell. <DeRaptor> The squirrels throw you there.'
*** Set by DeRaptor on Mon Jan 10 21:28:55
DarkonZeroSay goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Tue Jan 11 10:58:38 2000
Session Start: Tue Jan 11 12:10:33 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'We cannot express enough the importance of cool, conditioned air for a newborn acronym'
*** Set by Locdog07 on Tue Jan 11 11:23:40
DarkonZeroWOO!
Locdog07Hi there Greid
Locdog07Heya DZ
GreidanusDZ!!
DarkonZeroLUC!
superspywoo, dz?
Locdog07DUZ!
DarkonZeroYes...WOO!
superspywhy woo?
Greidanus*PATRIOTS!* WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
superspyPACKERS!!!
DarkonZeroMY UNDERWEAR! WOOOOOOOO!
Greidanuswell, I do live in New England, after all
superspywell, nobody's perfect :)
DarkonZeroOuch....
superspyit's a JOKE
superspyyeesh
DarkonZeroUh-huh....
* superspy actually likes massachussetts
DarkonZeroSure you do.
Greidanusand that is where I live
Greidanusin a stupid little tourist town...
DarkonZeroAt least you don't live in a huge tourist town.
Greidanuswell, it's a medium-sized tourist town
DarkonZeroI live in Las Vegas......
* Sound request: can't find 'coolair.wav'
[Locdog07 SOUND]
* Greidanus vapor locks on her pitiful hometown...
* Locdog07 walks out for a moment and lets Molly take his place
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*** Locdog07 is now known as Molly
MollyHmmm.
superspyoh <bleep>
DarkonZeroHmmm....
* superspy hears a phone ring in the distance
MollySomething wrong?
MollyOh.
* Greidanus shakes her had and mumbles to herself
superspymolly, there's a phone call for you
DarkonZeroMe no....spy, yes.
* Molly frowns
MollyWhy do you guys all seem to dislike me?
superspynot all of us.  you and defie would get along quite nicely, actually
* Greidanus snaps out of it and dives for Molly's throat
DarkonZeroGreid......shaking your had is not doing any good.
* Molly blinks
MollyHEY!
MollyWhy're you doing that???
* Greidanus screams
GreidanusAAAAAARRRRTGGGGHHHH!!!!
[Molly SOUND]
* superspy hands out "greidanus" pennants
DarkonZeroARTGH?
* Molly slaps Greid
* Greidanus smacks Molly upside the head
* Molly bites Greid in the neck and growls
DarkonZeroGIRL FIGHT!
DarkonZeroWOO!
* Molly frowns at DZ
* Greidanus runs DarkonZero over with her golf cart
* Molly sits in the corner and brushes her dog fur
DarkonZeroOh...and what else am I supposed to say?
DarkonZeroOW!
DarkonZeroOk.....watch me and spy slap fight...ok?
* DarkonZero slaps spy.
MollyNo.
superspybwah?!
* superspy slaps molly
MollyThat would still be a girlfight, heheh -OW!
DarkonZeroNice going spy.....
* Molly growls and bites spy in the face
MollyDumbass.
* superspy shakes molly off and puts a muzzle on her
DarkonZeroHmmmm.......now spy can never face us ever again.
* superspy smacks DZ
DarkonZeroPUN!
DarkonZeroOW!
* Molly growls and takes off the muzzle and throws it at spy
MollyI don't know what you guys have against me...
MollyI'm trying to save your skins...
superspywell, I don't think Loc would mind if I do this....
* superspy shoots Moll
superspyy
*** Locdog07 is on IRC
*** Molly is now known as Locdog07
* Greidanus takes out a voodoo Moll
DarkonZeroI read De's comic last night.....the pun.....well.....wasn't too great. And I feel like doing what Bob does.......a slight mod of the last panel.
Locdog07I *do* mind you all treating one of my fictional characters like crap, actually. But nevermind, it's over now.
superspydon't take it personally, bob.  we also treat crow like crap....and shinybob....and dzincube...
* Greidanus shrugs
Greidanusoh well...
superspyLoc.  I mean LOC
Locdog07...
Greidanushehe... >:)
* superspy apologizes profusely for calling Loc Bob
* Locdog07 sighs
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DarkonZeroYou all hate my cube!
DarkonZeroSCREW YOU!
*** Locdog07 has left IRC
DarkonZeroTime for a bit of solitude...
* DarkonZero gets out his 4,1CUBE OF SOLITUDE4,16,0...and steps into it.
*** DarkonZero has left IRC
*** DarkonZero is now known as DZInCube
* superspy floods DZ's cube
DZInCubeDAMMIT!
DZInCubeSCREW YOU!
DZInCubeIt's time to return to socializing...
* DZInCube steps out of his 4,1CUBE OF SOLITUDE4,16,0...and puts it away.
*** DarkonZero is on IRC
*** DZInCube is now known as DarkonZero
* Greidanus sticks long swords into DZ's cube
DarkonZeroARSEHOLE!
Greidanusdooh!
DarkonZeroOW1
DarkonZeroMY SPLEEN!
Greidanusbrb
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DarkonZeroGreat.....she stabs me then leaves.....typical.
DarkonZeroJust like the other girls....
superspydon't worry, DZ
DarkonZeroWorry....
DarkonZeroI've been stabbed!
DarkonZeroWith sword!
DarkonZeroswords
DarkonZeroSpy.......reeeeeeal nice job calling Loc "Bob"......you really fugged it up!
superspyit was a slip
superspyI really didn't mean anything by it
superspythink that's what drove him out of here?  seriously?
DarkonZeroYeah.....he's not really fond of Bob.
superspyech, well I've already apologized to him and he seemed to accept.  don't know what else there is to do
DarkonZeroWell.....that's good.....he'll return.
DarkonZeroMaybe....
DarkonZeroAnd now....
DarkonZeroWOOOOOOOOOOO!
-> [superspy] FINGER
-> [superspy] PING
-> [superspy] TIME
superspyjust between you and me, dz?  what the hell is up with him, anyway?
-> [DarkonZero] PING
DarkonZeroI dunno.....Loc is sensitive......too sensitive.
DarkonZeroAnd I thought I was.....
superspytell me about it
DarkonZeroLuckily.......he doesn't spout off about De anymore.
superspythank god
superspythat caused just a *little* tension
DarkonZeroVery true....
DarkonZeroAnd again....I thought I had it bad for De.....
superspyreally?
DarkonZeroYeah....
superspyshe's someone I'd probably be friends with in real life, but she's not my type
DarkonZeroI find her intriguing.
DarkonZeroBut I moved on.....
DarkonZeroI gave up after she explicitly told me she's not interested.
DarkonZeroIn her own way...of course.
superspyheh
DarkonZeroI noticed one thing......we don't talk in private anymore.....of course....the conversation just faded.
superspywe meaning us, or we meaning you and de?
DarkonZeroMe and De.
DarkonZeroAnother reason is that I always gotta push it when we do talk in private.
*** Greidanus is on IRC
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Greidanusback
DarkonZeroWB Greid.
superspyyello
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Learn To Fly"4,1
DarkonZeroWell....
* DarkonZero burps...
DarkonZeroOk....I know my burps aren't great......but they don't kill! SO QUIT FAKIN' YER DEATHS!
* superspy buries himself
DarkonZeroOH YOU!
* DarkonZero smacks spy.
DarkonZeroI know Greid is dead.....but you!
DarkonZeroYou're not!
* superspy pushes up the daisies
* superspy kicks the bucket
* superspy buys the farm
DarkonZeroGet a cow.....please!
DarkonZeroWOO! RAIMI IS GONNA DIRECT THE SPIDER-MAN MOVIE!
* superspy has to go
superspyttyl
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DarkonZeroGreid?
Greidanusyes?
DarkonZeroOh...there ya are!
DarkonZeroI thought I was alone.....
GreidanusI'm just trying to help Loc, he's in another depresion
DarkonZeroOh....
Greidanushe thinks we don't want him here
DarkonZeroHe more than welcome to be here.....
Greidanushe thinks we don't like him or want him here, now he's getting more than upset, a bit agressive
DarkonZeroI just sent him some advise.....I hope it turns out to be good.
DarkonZeroOk...I just put myself down to make himslef feel better.....though I did tell him the truth.
DarkonZerohimslef to him
DarkonZeroI think I'm getting through.
DarkonZeroDamn me and my problems.....
*** MeltingMan is on IRC
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DarkonZeroMM!
DarkonZeroWOO!
MeltingManHeylo!
Greidanushi Melty
MeltingManSo....what's going on?
DarkonZeroOh.....stuff.
DarkonZeroWait....
DarkonZeroI just gotta say this....
DarkonZeroHey Melty.....what's meltin'?
MeltingManME!  
MeltingManI'll stop the world and melt for you...
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* ThejasoN jasons in
[ThejasoN SOUND]
DarkonZeroN!
DarkonZeroYOU SUCK!
ThejasoNhey gang.  guess who i've been talking to?
ThejasoNoh thanks
DarkonZeroNo prob.
ThejasoNi've been talking with the person who owns the rights to Dr.Z
MeltingManHeya jasoN.
MeltingManOh.....did you ask him why it wasn't rerun on MST3K?
ThejasoNno, i didn't
ThejasoNI have over 400lbs. of filmmaterial from the film
ThejasoN    16MM/35MM/neg. Cuts/A rolls/ B rolls/ Neg winds/
ThejasoNMag Tracks/ Voice overs/ Work Prints/ Every foot of film shot/Many different edit versions/
ThejasoNI will be selling the film and the rights...interested
ThejasoNthat's what he told me..
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MeltingManHmm...
ThejasoNhe wants to sell me the rights to the film..i asked him how much..hehehe
ThejasoNwouldn't that rock?
ThejasoNi'm sure he wants too much for it though
MeltingManHehehe!  That would!
DarkonZeroN......having the right to Dr. Z.....hmmmm....
ThejasoNi could get the originbal negative, DTS remaster and have it in theaters by next Christmas!!
ThejasoN;)
MeltingManHeheheh.
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MeltingManI'm sure it will make more money than End of Days.
DarkonZeroN.....you're diluted!
DarkonZeroOr whatever......
ThejasoNthank you DZ
DarkonZeroNo prob.
DarkonZeroN...can I say you're a ass kisser?
ThejasoNno
DarkonZeroDamn.
DarkonZeroWhat about arse kisser?
ThejasoNnae
DarkonZeroDamn.
*** Greidanus is on IRC
ThejasoNsargassum...
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Greidanusdamn button!!
ThejasoNhey 'eida'
MeltingManMaybe you could remake Blood Waters of Dr. Z.
ThejasoNyeah..
ThejasoNit can star me!!  the Bloodwaters of Dr.Z!
ThejasoNexcept it's be Dr.N
ThejasoNit'd
ThejasoNi keep doing that..
Greidanusit be Dr. N!
* ThejasoN calls greid a shoe-polishing human
MeltingManCan I be in it.  I want to play the guy that Dr. Z kills.
ThejasoNsure!
MeltingManI'll say "Dr. N, you're a looney....and then you'll kill me!"
DarkonZeroActually....it should be Dr. Arse Kisser N!
* ThejasoN stares at DZ
MeltingManAnd then I scream!
Greidanushehehe
ThejasoNyou want to die by my hands?
MeltingManYes!
ThejasoNno, i was talking to DZ
ThejasoNhehe
MeltingManOh....
DarkonZeroIf your hands are covered in filth I probably would die by your hands.
ThejasoNno matter..i will kill you both
MeltingManThe Blood Waters of Darkon Z.
DarkonZeroYEAH!
ThejasoNhaha!
Greidanushehehe
Greidanusa laugh riot...
* ThejasoN sees a guy in a bad monster costume tripping over things and breaking his ankle and shooting himself in the leg
Greidanushehe
DarkonZeroThat's me!
MeltingManOh...wait....I change my mind.  I want to be the guy that drives around in the little car.
MeltingManCuz that car is so cool.
ThejasoNi wish i could remember the movie better
ThejasoN(that sounds so demented, i know)
MeltingManAnd then I can put on a fez and throw hard candy.
MeltingManThe guy in the movie has this little dune buggy....and it's really stupid looking.
ThejasoNohhhh
ThejasoNthat's perfect for you!
MeltingManAnd he drives it in the water.
MeltingManYeah!
ThejasoNi've blocked most of the movie out..all i can rememebr is scenes of a guy in a dumb monster costume walking around doing nothing
Greidanushey, if I was in that, who would I be....
ThejasoNoh wait, that WAS most of the movie
Greidanushmm...
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*** Mars sets mode: +o Locdog07
* Locdog07 pounces into #Deep13 without his stupid luggage case.
MeltingManHeya Loc!
Locdog07hullo
ThejasoNhi pop
MeltingManjasoN's gonna buy the rights to Blood Waters of Dr. Z.
DarkonZeroWB Loc....
Greidanushey, Loc
Locdog07hi
ThejasoNyup
DarkonZeroWell....
ThejasoNand then..i will rule the world!
[Locdog07 SOUND]
MeltingManSargassum!
DarkonZeroN....are you gonna by the rights or not?
ThejasoN..who...like human flesh
ThejasoNand at just the right moment..
ThejasoNATTACK!
Greidanushuman flesh? lemmie at it!!
ThejasoNi dunno DZ, he didn't give me a price yet
* Greidanus bites the human flesh
ThejasoNOW!
ThejasoNthatwas MY human flesh!
Greidanushehe, sorry!
Locdog07And a naughty part of his human flesh, too.
* Locdog07 tsks tsks
DarkonZeroAGH!
* Greidanus wipes the blood from her chin
DarkonZeroGreid is being rather bitey today.......
* Greidanus gives a cute 'lil smile
* Locdog07 snickers
Locdog07Naughty li'l Greid.
DarkonZeroUh...you got blood on your teeth.
Greidanusoh...
* Greidanus licks it off
Greidanusyum
MeltingManDidja look at chucko47.gif yet, Loc.  It's sort of a characature I drew of myself.
* Locdog07 gets a crucifix and points it at Greid
Locdog07Oh, justasec
MeltingManBob said I'm better than Jesus.
Greidanusyeah, I did
Locdog07You're not me, Greid.
Locdog07Although I bet you wish you were :)
MeltingManhehehe
Greidanushuh?
Locdog07kidding
Locdog07<MeltingMan> Didja look at chucko47.gif yet, Loc.  It's sort of a characature I drew of myself.
Locdog07<Greidanus> yeah, I did
DarkonZeroMM....you're a happy go lucky Jesus!
MeltingManMaybe she meant she drew it myself.
MeltingManOr something.
Greidanusoh... ok...
GreidanusI curse thee, Jesus H. Christ!!
MeltingManJesus H. Chucko
Locdog07you look like a cross between Joel and a peanut.
* Locdog07 laughs and hides
MeltingManWell...that's what I look like in real life.
Locdog07Awwww...sorry
MeltingManYep...I'm a peanut~
Locdog07A foam peanut?
Greidanuseeww...
* MeltingMan puts on a top hat and a monacle.
* Locdog07 looks at Greid and shakes his head at her dirty mind
MeltingManNow I'm Mr. Peanut.
* MeltingMan doesn't know what Greid was thinking and doesn't want to know.
Greidanushe DOES look like a peanut, now that I think of it
DarkonZeroMM.....you're a nut.....a left one.
MeltingMan....
Greidanusmy sister filthied my mind, don't worry 'bout it
Locdog07heheh
Greidanusand she's a year younger too!!
DarkonZeroAh.....each generation being nastier than the ones before.
Locdog07scary
* MeltingMan looks in the mirror....only to find that it's not a mirror at all...but a photograph of a peanut!
MeltingManARRHHHGGGHHH!!!
ThejasoN15,2Quote added: 2,15 * MeltingMan looks in the mirror....only to find that it's not a mirror at all...but a photograph of a peanut! <MeltingMan> ARRHHHGGGHHH!!!
GreidanusPortrait of a Peanut
* MeltingMan does eat a lot of peanut butter, now that he thinks about it.
Locdog07hmmm
ThejasoNisn't that..wrong?
Locdog07Maybe you're a vampire
DarkonZeroI'm a idiot.....is that fun?
DarkonZeroWait...
DarkonZeroD'oh!
MeltingManAN idiot.
* ThejasoN hurts DZ...cause it's fun
[Locdog07 SOUND]
DarkonZeroOW!
DarkonZeroYOU N BASTARD!
ThejasoNthis wav disturbs me
ThejasoNthere's just something terribly wrong about it
* Locdog07 snickers
Locdog07Reeves and Mortimer are disturbing
[Locdog07 SOUND]
DarkonZeroIf that was disturbing.....I was just listening to a song called "Kicked In The Taco".
Locdog07ewww
* Locdog07 looks at the Taco he's eating and slowly pushes it away
DarkonZeroAnd I still don't know what the damned song means....
Greidanusnever heard your Area called THAT before...
* Locdog07 wishes he had an MP3 of Reeves and Mortimer's "At least we've got our guitars"
* MeltingMan laughs.
* MeltingMan listens to a little of cool, cool air.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Kraftwerk's14,16,0:6,04,1"Pocket Calculator"4,1
Locdog07When they first sang "Cool, Cool Air" everyone went mad over here. It was in commercials and everything...strange.
DarkonZeroKRAUTROCK!
[Locdog07 SOUND]
MeltingManHmm....it's not a song I'd like to hear over and over.  It's not bad in small doses, I guess, though.
GreidanusSAURKRAUT ROCKS!!!!!
GreidanusWOOOO!!!
DarkonZeroWOOOOOOOOOO!
ThejasoNwoo.
DarkonZeroBite me, N!
Locdog07*ahem*
DarkonZeroI hate N....
GreidanusWOO!!!...?
DarkonZeroI hate you N!
GreidanusWOOOO!!!
* MeltingMan looks at himself in the mirror and wonders if he'd look less like a peanut if he shaved his head.
* Locdog07 remembers the varous characters from "Vic Reeves' Big Night Out"... there was The Man With The Stick. He was funny.
ThejasoNwhy should i when i have my assistand greidanus who can do it for me?
MeltingManOr maybe I'd just look like a bald peanut.
DarkonZeroSo...Greid is a end table?
Greidanusbald peanut
GreidanusI'm not an end-table!!!
DarkonZero<ThejasoN> why should i when i have my assistand greidanus who can do it for me?
* Locdog07 looks at Greid
Locdog07hmm
DarkonZeroNot according to N.
* Greidanus feels weighted down when N puts a glass on her
Greidanusow...
ThejasoNi'm sometimes mistaken
GreidanusI'll be back at 6 est
DarkonZeroYou know what.....I feel like virtually killing someone.
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*** Locdog07 is now known as Molly
MollyI got sunshine...doo doo doo...on a-
Greidanusnot MOLLY!! NOOOOO!!!
MollyWhat're you looking at me like that for?
* Molly bats her eye-lids, innocently
MollyUmmm...
DarkonZeroThe "doo doo doo" is disturbing.
[Molly SOUND]
[ThejasoN SOUND]
ThejasoNthanks, T
* MeltingMan looks at DZ.
* ThejasoN looks at DZ.
MollyHmmm...
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*** Molly is now known as Locdog07
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Kraftwerk's14,16,0:6,04,1"Numbers"4,1
DarkonZeroAnd what?
DarkonZeroWhat did I do?
DarkonZeroDoo doo doo!
ThejasoNyou KNOW what you did, CRIMINAL!!!
DarkonZeroNOOOOO!
* MeltingMan actually doesn't see the peanut in himself...is it like one of those magic eye things you try to find?
Locdog07Yes, Melt. Keep staring at yourself.
Locdog07You'll get it.
* DarkonZero looks at MM and just sees the raw sewage.......
DarkonZeroOoops....
DarkonZeroI meant something else....
MeltingManHey....it's not that raw!
DarkonZeroBut that's evading me.
Greidanusbe back in an hour, people
* MeltingMan ponders his 4-foot long neck.
Locdog07Bye Greid
DarkonZeroYou shouldn't be called Melting Man....you should be Septic Man.
Greidanus*AHEM...*
DarkonZeroEr....SepticTank Man
ThejasoNbye greid
DarkonZeroBye Greid.....
MeltingManAdios, Greid.
Greidanusthankee
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ThejasoNThe IncredibleSepticMan
* Locdog07 grimaces
[Locdog07 SOUND]
MeltingManDoes my neck have anything to do with my peanut-ness?
Locdog07Anyone read Mr. T vs The Matrix? I think it's real funnt.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Kraftwerk's14,16,0:6,04,1"It's More Fun To Compute"4,1
* MeltingMan thinks The Matrix was a rip-off of Overdrawn at the Memory Bank.
Locdog07heheh
DarkonZeroI thought it ripped-off Tron/
ThejasoNonly not quite as good, right?
DarkonZeroI like Tron.....
MeltingManYeah....they editted out the part where Keanu Reeves says "My nuts"
DarkonZeroTron is cool!
ThejasoNtron is cool
DarkonZeroYeah....they replaced it "I know Kung-fu"
* MeltingMan has never seen Tron.
ThejasoNwhat??
ThejasoNhow could you?
* Locdog07 ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MeltingManWell...if I see Tron will you tell me why I look like a peanut?
*** Locdog07 changes topic to '<MeltingMan> Yeah....they editted out the part where Keanu Reeves says "My nuts" <MeltingMan> Yeah....they editted out the part where Keanu Reeves says "My nuts'
Locdog07d'oh!
*** Locdog07 changes topic to '<MeltingMan> Yeah....they editted out the part where Keanu Reeves says "My nuts" <DarkonZero> Yeah....they replaced it "I know Kung-fu"'
ThejasoNi dont think you look like a peanut
Locdog07Tron was a depressing movie.
ThejasoNi think you look like jesus
Locdog07Disney filmed a love scene for that movie, ya know.
MeltingManWell....everybody thinks I look like Jesus.  
* Locdog07 thinks you look more like Satan
* MeltingMan looks up....
MeltingManEwww!
DarkonZeroYeah....a full tongue job!
DarkonZeroWait....
MeltingMan....
DarkonZeroForget what I said.
MeltingManI look like a full tongue job.
DarkonZeroNo...
Locdog07......
* Locdog07 blushes
MeltingManThat's what you said.
*** superspy is on IRC
Locdog07<Locdog07> Disney filmed a love scene for that movie, ya know.
ThejasoNo_O
Locdog07<DarkonZero> Yeah....a full tongue job!
DarkonZeroThat's what I meant....
DarkonZeroThanks Loc.
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DarkonZeroSPOOF!
Locdog07It's much sicker that way, DZ.
superspyN!
ThejasoNhi supperspy
* Sound request: can't find 'spyspyspy.wav'
[Locdog07 SOUND]
superspywhy the hell couldn't I send you an IM before?
ThejasoN!locdog spyspyspy.wav
MeltingManHi, spy.
superspymm
Locdog07You're on AIM, spy?
superspyyes.  because people like N refuse to get icq
DarkonZeroSpy......change your nick to superspoof.
ThejasoNhehheh
Locdog07What's your AIM name?
ThejasoNicq sucks
superspywell, it sucks less than aim
DarkonZeroN......AOL owns ICQ.
* MeltingMan looks like Satan, Jesus, a peanut, a full tongue job, and Joel!
Locdog07spy?
MeltingManWhoo!
superspyyes, loc?
Locdog07<Locdog07> What's your AIM name?
superspywhy, you've already got me on icq, and I'm on that a lot more than aim
Locdog07I don't care!
ThejasoNme either!!
superspyduhhh, ok.
superspyN, you already have me on your list
Locdog07soooo...tell me!!!!!!
superspysuperspy55
ThejasoNhey spy, i'm buying the rights to Dr.Z and remaking it..wanna be in it?
superspysure
ThejasoNok, cool
Locdog07Can I be in it?
ThejasoNsure
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Matthew Sweet's14,16,0:6,04,1"Evangeline"4,1
ThejasoNeveryone in deep13 must be in it
Locdog07Some weird British guy who hangs around...
* MeltingMan has already called the part of the guy that drives around in the stupid little car.
MeltingManThat part's mine!
* Locdog07 feels sorry for De and Greid, who have to be the poor bikini'd women who get treated like crap
ThejasoNof course i'll expect you all to contribute generously to the purchasing-the-rights fund
DarkonZeroI'll take the part of the Sargasm.
MeltingManWell....I could play one of the bikini'd women in a double role!
DarkonZero.....
Locdog07A peanut in a bikini
MeltingManI'm a good actor.
superspyas can bob
Locdog07A full tongue job!
* DarkonZero tries not to pic..oh...too late.
* Locdog07 has been told he acts well...
DarkonZeroDAMN MM!
Locdog07<DarkonZero> I'm done already. Sorry, lady.
* MeltingMan is glad he sent off a pic of what he looks like.
DarkonZeroI've been told that I act well too.......like a 112 year old.
Locdog07hmmm
* Locdog07 has to go
Locdog07Bye all.
DarkonZeroYes....112 year old.
MeltingManNow everyone can imagine that face on a skinny body in a bikini!
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MeltingManAwww.
MeltingManBye, Loc.
DarkonZeroBye Loc......
ThejasoNcya dad
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Locdog07Byesa :)
Locdog07Hi Boz. Bye Boz.
DarkonZeroBOOZE!
MeltingManHeya Boz.
superspybye
superspyboz!
Bozarthhave it
DarkonZeroBye again Loc.....
MeltingManYou don't think I look like a peanut, do ya, Boz?
Locdog07k
BozarthHi
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BozarthLike the Charles Shulz characters>?
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BoozarthHello....
BoozarthI'm Boozarth!
MeltingManUm....maybe. I dunno.  Loc said I look like a peanut and everyone agrees but me.
BoozarthI'm boozy!
ThejasoNoh hi boz
ThejasoNwanna be in my remake of Dr.Z?
BoozarthMM.....I didn't say you look like a peanut.
Bozarthk
BoozarthI said you look like raw sewage.
superspyhehe
MeltingManNot RAW!  DAMN YOU!
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MeltingManI look like fresh sewage.
* DarkonZero damns himself....
DarkonZeroDamn me......damn me!
MeltingManYes.....DAMN!
ThejasoNDAMN!
BozarthWhy are you remaking Dr. Z?
ThejasoNwhy not?
DarkonZeroDAMN!
Bozarthaah
MeltingManDAMN!
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Matthew Sweet's14,16,0:6,04,1"Superdeformed (Demo)"4,1
ThejasoNwell, i had the guy who owns the rights to it offer it to me..i'm just waiting for a price
Bozarthcool
Bozarthso you're really gonna remake Dr. Z?
* MeltingMan has to go.....
ThejasoNheh, i dunno
ThejasoNcya iMM
superspybye, mm
ThejasoNoh wow, i have to go too
MeltingManBefore I go...someone say I look not like a peanut or raw sewage.
ThejasoNi'm late for work
DarkonZeroBye N......
* superspy kicks N
ThejasoNow!
superspyI mean "bye, n"
DarkonZeroOk...MM....you look like peanut sewage......
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DarkonZeroWell....just 3 guys and a bot.
DarkonZeroWait...
superspysounds like a bad movie
DarkonZeroWell....just 3 guys and a inept bot.
superspywith steve gutenberg
superspyhey, don't call Boz inept :D
* DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like Krankor!
* /sound: unable to play 'krankor.wav'
DarkonZeroGood one spy....
* Bozarth looks behind him
Bozarthk
DarkonZeroWhat?
superspywhat's up, box?
superspyboz, rather
Bozarthnothing
superspyabsolutely nothing?
DarkonZeroAbsolute Zero.......visit it at members.xoom.com/DarkonZero/
* superspy smacks DZ
superspyno shameless plugs!
DarkonZeroOW!
DarkonZeroIt wasn't shameless.....
DarkonZeroIt was full of shame.
superspy....
superspyoh
superspysorry
superspycan I get you an ice pack?
DarkonZeroNo....ninny.
* superspy wonders where de is
DarkonZeroEating others that don't agree with her......
Bozarthaahhh
superspyhehehe
DarkonZeroDe's not a bad cartoonist....though the writing has something to be said for it.
superspythe writing's pretty good
DarkonZeroBut like I could do any better.....
DarkonZeroYeah.......she ok with the writing.
DarkonZeroBut Bob's little mod of the one strip was rather funny.....
* superspy laughs at the subtle irony in dz's last line
DarkonZeroIt was so stupid it was funny.
superspyI didn't see it
DarkonZeroWait....
superspyI don't think that's it, dz
superspythat's bob's "I want you" thingy
DarkonZeroYeah....that's the one.
DarkonZeroOk....it wasn't that funny.
DarkonZeroit was humorous.
Bozarthis this the strip where Bob got squished?
DarkonZeroYeah....
superspyyep
Bozarthok
DarkonZeroI feel like adding a bit to today's strip.......
DarkonZeroA little speech balloon coming from De's stomach saying "Hello.....it's DZ....help!"
superspyhehe
DarkonZeroGreat......we killed Boz......again.....
BozarthI'm not dead yet
DarkonZeroOh dam....er....good.
DarkonZeroDamn....I'm hungry....
BozarthI kinda got lost when you were talkin' bout De's comic
superspywhy?
DarkonZeroLike where exactly did you get lost?
Bozarth<DarkonZero> But Bob's little mod of the one strip was rather funny.....
DarkonZeroWait....
superspyDZ, are you going to send me the modified strip or not?
DarkonZeroIt was the "I want you...." that's what it was.
DarkonZeroSHEESH.....
superspyoh
Bozarthheh
superspyI thought it was a modification of yesterday's strip with de eating those who don't agree with her
DarkonZeroOh....
BozarthThat's pretty good
DarkonZeroI don't want to infringe on De's copyright.
DarkonZeroShe might eat me.
Bozarth"Where's my kethup? ARRR!"
DarkonZeroWell.....I'll see you later guys.....I gotta get something to eat.
superspybye
DarkonZeroSay goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
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Session Start: Tue Jan 11 15:58:13 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '<MeltingMan> Yeah....they editted out the part where Keanu Reeves says "My nuts" <DarkonZero> Yeah....they replaced it "I know Kung-fu"'
*** Set by Locdog07 on Tue Jan 11 14:23:38
DarkonZeroWell....
DarkonZeroLookee here.....
Locdog07Heya!
Cal-CroweDEEZEE!
DarkonZeroLoc!
DarkonZeroCALEECAL!
Locdog07DZ!
DarkonZeroWell.....
DarkonZeroWhat's the gist?
DarkonZeroDamn...I wish I wasn't hungry.....
* Cal-Crowe hands DZ a waffle
* Locdog07 shoves a burger down DZ's throat
DarkonZeroHE.....GULP!
* DarkonZero burps......
* Cal-Crowe is thrown across the room
* Cal-Crowe hands DZ a huge waffle....the size of a buick
* DarkonZero dies....
Locdog07D'oh
* Locdog07 picks up DZ and hurls him
Cal-Crowehurl....eww
Locdog07heh
* Cal-Crowe puts down the keg
* Locdog07 picks up the keg and throws it at DZ's lifeless body
DarkonZeroCC.....were you the one that goes ga ga over The Palace?
[Locdog07 SOUND]
Cal-Crowega ga?
DarkonZeroOk....nutso!
Cal-CroweNo.
Locdog07No.
Cal-CroweI'm crazy everywhere.
Locdog07No.
DarkonZeroYou nuts.....
* Cal-Crowe takes the cashews out of his hand
Locdog07No.
Cal-CroweWhat about me nuts?
Cal-Crowedah...
Cal-CroweMY nuts
Locdog07No.
DarkonZeroYour nuts....
* Cal-Crowe dies
* DarkonZero dies again.....
* Cal-Crowe dies
Locdog07No.
Cal-CroweNo.
Cal-CroweNo.
Locdog07No.
DarkonZeroNoooo.
Cal-Crowe4NO.
Locdog07No.
DarkonZeroYour nuts....
Locdog07No.
DarkonZeroyes.
Cal-CroweI'll BRB
DarkonZeroOk....
Cal-CroweGotta do some homework
Locdog07No.
Cal-CroweYes.
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Greidanushiya
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DarkonZeroGreid.....
DarkonZeroYou look....
Greidanuswhuh?
DarkonZeroWOW!
DarkonZeroWOOOO!
GreidanusWHAT!?
DarkonZeroOh.....nothing.....I just noticed something...
Greidanusno, what?
DarkonZeroOk...I was just kidding....
* Cal-Crowe is away
GreidanusBRB
DarkonZeroOk....
DarkonZeroI'll BBL....
DarkonZeroSay goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
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Session Start: Tue Jan 11 16:49:38 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '<MeltingMan> Yeah....they editted out the part where Keanu Reeves says "My nuts" <DarkonZero> Yeah....they replaced it "I know Kung-fu"'
*** Set by Locdog07 on Tue Jan 11 14:10:19
DarkonZeroSay goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Tue Jan 11 16:50:14 2000

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