Session Start: Tue Jan 11 04:50:56 2000 | ||
*** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
*** Topic is '<Jesus> Sorry, jasoN. You're not going to like hell. <DeRaptor> The squirrels throw you there.' | ||
*** Set by DeRaptor on Mon Jan 10 21:18:14 | ||
DarkonZero | Say goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.! | |
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* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
*** Disconnected | ||
Session Close: Tue Jan 11 04:51:05 2000 | ||
Session Start: Tue Jan 11 10:49:13 2000 | ||
*** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
*** Topic is '<Jesus> Sorry, jasoN. You're not going to like hell. <DeRaptor> The squirrels throw you there.' | ||
*** Set by DeRaptor on Mon Jan 10 21:28:55 | ||
DarkonZero | Say goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.! | |
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
*** Disconnected | ||
Session Close: Tue Jan 11 10:58:38 2000 | ||
Session Start: Tue Jan 11 12:10:33 2000 | ||
*** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
*** Topic is 'We cannot express enough the importance of cool, conditioned air for a newborn acronym' | ||
*** Set by Locdog07 on Tue Jan 11 11:23:40 | ||
DarkonZero | WOO! | |
Locdog07 | Hi there Greid | |
Locdog07 | Heya DZ | |
Greidanus | DZ!! | |
DarkonZero | LUC! | |
superspy | woo, dz? | |
Locdog07 | DUZ! | |
DarkonZero | Yes...WOO! | |
superspy | why woo? | |
Greidanus | *PATRIOTS!* WOOOOOOOOOOOO!! | |
superspy | PACKERS!!! | |
DarkonZero | MY UNDERWEAR! WOOOOOOOO! | |
Greidanus | well, I do live in New England, after all | |
superspy | well, nobody's perfect :) | |
DarkonZero | Ouch.... | |
superspy | it's a JOKE | |
superspy | yeesh | |
DarkonZero | Uh-huh.... | |
* superspy actually likes massachussetts | ||
DarkonZero | Sure you do. | |
Greidanus | and that is where I live | |
Greidanus | in a stupid little tourist town... | |
DarkonZero | At least you don't live in a huge tourist town. | |
Greidanus | well, it's a medium-sized tourist town | |
DarkonZero | I live in Las Vegas...... | |
* Sound request: can't find 'coolair.wav' | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
* Greidanus vapor locks on her pitiful hometown... | ||
* Locdog07 walks out for a moment and lets Molly take his place | ||
*** Locdog07 has left IRC | ||
*** Locdog07 is now known as Molly | ||
Molly | Hmmm. | |
superspy | oh <bleep> | |
DarkonZero | Hmmm.... | |
* superspy hears a phone ring in the distance | ||
Molly | Something wrong? | |
Molly | Oh. | |
* Greidanus shakes her had and mumbles to herself | ||
superspy | molly, there's a phone call for you | |
DarkonZero | Me no....spy, yes. | |
* Molly frowns | ||
Molly | Why do you guys all seem to dislike me? | |
superspy | not all of us. you and defie would get along quite nicely, actually | |
* Greidanus snaps out of it and dives for Molly's throat | ||
DarkonZero | Greid......shaking your had is not doing any good. | |
* Molly blinks | ||
Molly | HEY! | |
Molly | Why're you doing that??? | |
* Greidanus screams | ||
Greidanus | AAAAAARRRRTGGGGHHHH!!!! | |
[Molly SOUND] | ||
* superspy hands out "greidanus" pennants | ||
DarkonZero | ARTGH? | |
* Molly slaps Greid | ||
* Greidanus smacks Molly upside the head | ||
* Molly bites Greid in the neck and growls | ||
DarkonZero | GIRL FIGHT! | |
DarkonZero | WOO! | |
* Molly frowns at DZ | ||
* Greidanus runs DarkonZero over with her golf cart | ||
* Molly sits in the corner and brushes her dog fur | ||
DarkonZero | Oh...and what else am I supposed to say? | |
DarkonZero | OW! | |
DarkonZero | Ok.....watch me and spy slap fight...ok? | |
* DarkonZero slaps spy. | ||
Molly | No. | |
superspy | bwah?! | |
* superspy slaps molly | ||
Molly | That would still be a girlfight, heheh -OW! | |
DarkonZero | Nice going spy..... | |
* Molly growls and bites spy in the face | ||
Molly | Dumbass. | |
* superspy shakes molly off and puts a muzzle on her | ||
DarkonZero | Hmmmm.......now spy can never face us ever again. | |
* superspy smacks DZ | ||
DarkonZero | PUN! | |
DarkonZero | OW! | |
* Molly growls and takes off the muzzle and throws it at spy | ||
Molly | I don't know what you guys have against me... | |
Molly | I'm trying to save your skins... | |
superspy | well, I don't think Loc would mind if I do this.... | |
* superspy shoots Moll | ||
superspy | y | |
*** Locdog07 is on IRC | ||
*** Molly is now known as Locdog07 | ||
* Greidanus takes out a voodoo Moll | ||
DarkonZero | I read De's comic last night.....the pun.....well.....wasn't too great. And I feel like doing what Bob does.......a slight mod of the last panel. | |
Locdog07 | I *do* mind you all treating one of my fictional characters like crap, actually. But nevermind, it's over now. | |
superspy | don't take it personally, bob. we also treat crow like crap....and shinybob....and dzincube... | |
* Greidanus shrugs | ||
Greidanus | oh well... | |
superspy | Loc. I mean LOC | |
Locdog07 | ... | |
Greidanus | hehe... >:) | |
* superspy apologizes profusely for calling Loc Bob | ||
* Locdog07 sighs | ||
*** Locdog07 has left #Deep13 | ||
DarkonZero | You all hate my cube! | |
DarkonZero | SCREW YOU! | |
*** Locdog07 has left IRC | ||
DarkonZero | Time for a bit of solitude... | |
* DarkonZero gets out his 4,1CUBE OF SOLITUDE4,16,0...and steps into it. | ||
*** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
*** DarkonZero is now known as DZInCube | ||
* superspy floods DZ's cube | ||
DZInCube | DAMMIT! | |
DZInCube | SCREW YOU! | |
DZInCube | It's time to return to socializing... | |
* DZInCube steps out of his 4,1CUBE OF SOLITUDE4,16,0...and puts it away. | ||
*** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
*** DZInCube is now known as DarkonZero | ||
* Greidanus sticks long swords into DZ's cube | ||
DarkonZero | ARSEHOLE! | |
Greidanus | dooh! | |
DarkonZero | OW1 | |
DarkonZero | MY SPLEEN! | |
Greidanus | brb | |
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DarkonZero | Great.....she stabs me then leaves.....typical. | |
DarkonZero | Just like the other girls.... | |
superspy | don't worry, DZ | |
DarkonZero | Worry.... | |
DarkonZero | I've been stabbed! | |
DarkonZero | With sword! | |
DarkonZero | swords | |
DarkonZero | Spy.......reeeeeeal nice job calling Loc "Bob"......you really fugged it up! | |
superspy | it was a slip | |
superspy | I really didn't mean anything by it | |
superspy | think that's what drove him out of here? seriously? | |
DarkonZero | Yeah.....he's not really fond of Bob. | |
superspy | ech, well I've already apologized to him and he seemed to accept. don't know what else there is to do | |
DarkonZero | Well.....that's good.....he'll return. | |
DarkonZero | Maybe.... | |
DarkonZero | And now.... | |
DarkonZero | WOOOOOOOOOOO! | |
-> [superspy] FINGER | ||
-> [superspy] PING | ||
-> [superspy] TIME | ||
superspy | just between you and me, dz? what the hell is up with him, anyway? | |
-> [DarkonZero] PING | ||
DarkonZero | I dunno.....Loc is sensitive......too sensitive. | |
DarkonZero | And I thought I was..... | |
superspy | tell me about it | |
DarkonZero | Luckily.......he doesn't spout off about De anymore. | |
superspy | thank god | |
superspy | that caused just a *little* tension | |
DarkonZero | Very true.... | |
DarkonZero | And again....I thought I had it bad for De..... | |
superspy | really? | |
DarkonZero | Yeah.... | |
superspy | she's someone I'd probably be friends with in real life, but she's not my type | |
DarkonZero | I find her intriguing. | |
DarkonZero | But I moved on..... | |
DarkonZero | I gave up after she explicitly told me she's not interested. | |
DarkonZero | In her own way...of course. | |
superspy | heh | |
DarkonZero | I noticed one thing......we don't talk in private anymore.....of course....the conversation just faded. | |
superspy | we meaning us, or we meaning you and de? | |
DarkonZero | Me and De. | |
DarkonZero | Another reason is that I always gotta push it when we do talk in private. | |
*** Greidanus is on IRC | ||
*** Greidanus has joined #Deep13 | ||
Greidanus | back | |
DarkonZero | WB Greid. | |
superspy | yello | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Learn To Fly"4,1 | ||
DarkonZero | Well.... | |
* DarkonZero burps... | ||
DarkonZero | Ok....I know my burps aren't great......but they don't kill! SO QUIT FAKIN' YER DEATHS! | |
* superspy buries himself | ||
DarkonZero | OH YOU! | |
* DarkonZero smacks spy. | ||
DarkonZero | I know Greid is dead.....but you! | |
DarkonZero | You're not! | |
* superspy pushes up the daisies | ||
* superspy kicks the bucket | ||
* superspy buys the farm | ||
DarkonZero | Get a cow.....please! | |
DarkonZero | WOO! RAIMI IS GONNA DIRECT THE SPIDER-MAN MOVIE! | |
* superspy has to go | ||
superspy | ttyl | |
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DarkonZero | Greid? | |
Greidanus | yes? | |
DarkonZero | Oh...there ya are! | |
DarkonZero | I thought I was alone..... | |
Greidanus | I'm just trying to help Loc, he's in another depresion | |
DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
Greidanus | he thinks we don't want him here | |
DarkonZero | He more than welcome to be here..... | |
Greidanus | he thinks we don't like him or want him here, now he's getting more than upset, a bit agressive | |
DarkonZero | I just sent him some advise.....I hope it turns out to be good. | |
DarkonZero | Ok...I just put myself down to make himslef feel better.....though I did tell him the truth. | |
DarkonZero | himslef to him | |
DarkonZero | I think I'm getting through. | |
DarkonZero | Damn me and my problems..... | |
*** MeltingMan is on IRC | ||
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DarkonZero | MM! | |
DarkonZero | WOO! | |
MeltingMan | Heylo! | |
Greidanus | hi Melty | |
MeltingMan | So....what's going on? | |
DarkonZero | Oh.....stuff. | |
DarkonZero | Wait.... | |
DarkonZero | I just gotta say this.... | |
DarkonZero | Hey Melty.....what's meltin'? | |
MeltingMan | ME! | |
MeltingMan | I'll stop the world and melt for you... | |
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* ThejasoN jasons in | ||
[ThejasoN SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | N! | |
DarkonZero | YOU SUCK! | |
ThejasoN | hey gang. guess who i've been talking to? | |
ThejasoN | oh thanks | |
DarkonZero | No prob. | |
ThejasoN | i've been talking with the person who owns the rights to Dr.Z | |
MeltingMan | Heya jasoN. | |
MeltingMan | Oh.....did you ask him why it wasn't rerun on MST3K? | |
ThejasoN | no, i didn't | |
ThejasoN | I have over 400lbs. of filmmaterial from the film | |
ThejasoN | 16MM/35MM/neg. Cuts/A rolls/ B rolls/ Neg winds/ | |
ThejasoN | Mag Tracks/ Voice overs/ Work Prints/ Every foot of film shot/Many different edit versions/ | |
ThejasoN | I will be selling the film and the rights...interested | |
ThejasoN | that's what he told me.. | |
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MeltingMan | Hmm... | |
ThejasoN | he wants to sell me the rights to the film..i asked him how much..hehehe | |
ThejasoN | wouldn't that rock? | |
ThejasoN | i'm sure he wants too much for it though | |
MeltingMan | Hehehe! That would! | |
DarkonZero | N......having the right to Dr. Z.....hmmmm.... | |
ThejasoN | i could get the originbal negative, DTS remaster and have it in theaters by next Christmas!! | |
ThejasoN | ;) | |
MeltingMan | Heheheh. | |
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MeltingMan | I'm sure it will make more money than End of Days. | |
DarkonZero | N.....you're diluted! | |
DarkonZero | Or whatever...... | |
ThejasoN | thank you DZ | |
DarkonZero | No prob. | |
DarkonZero | N...can I say you're a ass kisser? | |
ThejasoN | no | |
DarkonZero | Damn. | |
DarkonZero | What about arse kisser? | |
ThejasoN | nae | |
DarkonZero | Damn. | |
*** Greidanus is on IRC | ||
ThejasoN | sargassum... | |
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Greidanus | damn button!! | |
ThejasoN | hey 'eida' | |
MeltingMan | Maybe you could remake Blood Waters of Dr. Z. | |
ThejasoN | yeah.. | |
ThejasoN | it can star me!! the Bloodwaters of Dr.Z! | |
ThejasoN | except it's be Dr.N | |
ThejasoN | it'd | |
ThejasoN | i keep doing that.. | |
Greidanus | it be Dr. N! | |
* ThejasoN calls greid a shoe-polishing human | ||
MeltingMan | Can I be in it. I want to play the guy that Dr. Z kills. | |
ThejasoN | sure! | |
MeltingMan | I'll say "Dr. N, you're a looney....and then you'll kill me!" | |
DarkonZero | Actually....it should be Dr. Arse Kisser N! | |
* ThejasoN stares at DZ | ||
MeltingMan | And then I scream! | |
Greidanus | hehehe | |
ThejasoN | you want to die by my hands? | |
MeltingMan | Yes! | |
ThejasoN | no, i was talking to DZ | |
ThejasoN | hehe | |
MeltingMan | Oh.... | |
DarkonZero | If your hands are covered in filth I probably would die by your hands. | |
ThejasoN | no matter..i will kill you both | |
MeltingMan | The Blood Waters of Darkon Z. | |
DarkonZero | YEAH! | |
ThejasoN | haha! | |
Greidanus | hehehe | |
Greidanus | a laugh riot... | |
* ThejasoN sees a guy in a bad monster costume tripping over things and breaking his ankle and shooting himself in the leg | ||
Greidanus | hehe | |
DarkonZero | That's me! | |
MeltingMan | Oh...wait....I change my mind. I want to be the guy that drives around in the little car. | |
MeltingMan | Cuz that car is so cool. | |
ThejasoN | i wish i could remember the movie better | |
ThejasoN | (that sounds so demented, i know) | |
MeltingMan | And then I can put on a fez and throw hard candy. | |
MeltingMan | The guy in the movie has this little dune buggy....and it's really stupid looking. | |
ThejasoN | ohhhh | |
ThejasoN | that's perfect for you! | |
MeltingMan | And he drives it in the water. | |
MeltingMan | Yeah! | |
ThejasoN | i've blocked most of the movie out..all i can rememebr is scenes of a guy in a dumb monster costume walking around doing nothing | |
Greidanus | hey, if I was in that, who would I be.... | |
ThejasoN | oh wait, that WAS most of the movie | |
Greidanus | hmm... | |
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*** Mars sets mode: +o Locdog07 | ||
* Locdog07 pounces into #Deep13 without his stupid luggage case. | ||
MeltingMan | Heya Loc! | |
Locdog07 | hullo | |
ThejasoN | hi pop | |
MeltingMan | jasoN's gonna buy the rights to Blood Waters of Dr. Z. | |
DarkonZero | WB Loc.... | |
Greidanus | hey, Loc | |
Locdog07 | hi | |
ThejasoN | yup | |
DarkonZero | Well.... | |
ThejasoN | and then..i will rule the world! | |
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
MeltingMan | Sargassum! | |
DarkonZero | N....are you gonna by the rights or not? | |
ThejasoN | ..who...like human flesh | |
ThejasoN | and at just the right moment.. | |
ThejasoN | ATTACK! | |
Greidanus | human flesh? lemmie at it!! | |
ThejasoN | i dunno DZ, he didn't give me a price yet | |
* Greidanus bites the human flesh | ||
ThejasoN | OW! | |
ThejasoN | thatwas MY human flesh! | |
Greidanus | hehe, sorry! | |
Locdog07 | And a naughty part of his human flesh, too. | |
* Locdog07 tsks tsks | ||
DarkonZero | AGH! | |
* Greidanus wipes the blood from her chin | ||
DarkonZero | Greid is being rather bitey today....... | |
* Greidanus gives a cute 'lil smile | ||
* Locdog07 snickers | ||
Locdog07 | Naughty li'l Greid. | |
DarkonZero | Uh...you got blood on your teeth. | |
Greidanus | oh... | |
* Greidanus licks it off | ||
Greidanus | yum | |
MeltingMan | Didja look at chucko47.gif yet, Loc. It's sort of a characature I drew of myself. | |
* Locdog07 gets a crucifix and points it at Greid | ||
Locdog07 | Oh, justasec | |
MeltingMan | Bob said I'm better than Jesus. | |
Greidanus | yeah, I did | |
Locdog07 | You're not me, Greid. | |
Locdog07 | Although I bet you wish you were :) | |
MeltingMan | hehehe | |
Greidanus | huh? | |
Locdog07 | kidding | |
Locdog07 | <MeltingMan> Didja look at chucko47.gif yet, Loc. It's sort of a characature I drew of myself. | |
Locdog07 | <Greidanus> yeah, I did | |
DarkonZero | MM....you're a happy go lucky Jesus! | |
MeltingMan | Maybe she meant she drew it myself. | |
MeltingMan | Or something. | |
Greidanus | oh... ok... | |
Greidanus | I curse thee, Jesus H. Christ!! | |
MeltingMan | Jesus H. Chucko | |
Locdog07 | you look like a cross between Joel and a peanut. | |
* Locdog07 laughs and hides | ||
MeltingMan | Well...that's what I look like in real life. | |
Locdog07 | Awwww...sorry | |
MeltingMan | Yep...I'm a peanut~ | |
Locdog07 | A foam peanut? | |
Greidanus | eeww... | |
* MeltingMan puts on a top hat and a monacle. | ||
* Locdog07 looks at Greid and shakes his head at her dirty mind | ||
MeltingMan | Now I'm Mr. Peanut. | |
* MeltingMan doesn't know what Greid was thinking and doesn't want to know. | ||
Greidanus | he DOES look like a peanut, now that I think of it | |
DarkonZero | MM.....you're a nut.....a left one. | |
MeltingMan | .... | |
Greidanus | my sister filthied my mind, don't worry 'bout it | |
Locdog07 | heheh | |
Greidanus | and she's a year younger too!! | |
DarkonZero | Ah.....each generation being nastier than the ones before. | |
Locdog07 | scary | |
* MeltingMan looks in the mirror....only to find that it's not a mirror at all...but a photograph of a peanut! | ||
MeltingMan | ARRHHHGGGHHH!!! | |
ThejasoN | 15,2Quote added: 2,15 * MeltingMan looks in the mirror....only to find that it's not a mirror at all...but a photograph of a peanut! <MeltingMan> ARRHHHGGGHHH!!! | |
Greidanus | Portrait of a Peanut | |
* MeltingMan does eat a lot of peanut butter, now that he thinks about it. | ||
Locdog07 | hmmm | |
ThejasoN | isn't that..wrong? | |
Locdog07 | Maybe you're a vampire | |
DarkonZero | I'm a idiot.....is that fun? | |
DarkonZero | Wait... | |
DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
MeltingMan | AN idiot. | |
* ThejasoN hurts DZ...cause it's fun | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | OW! | |
DarkonZero | YOU N BASTARD! | |
ThejasoN | this wav disturbs me | |
ThejasoN | there's just something terribly wrong about it | |
* Locdog07 snickers | ||
Locdog07 | Reeves and Mortimer are disturbing | |
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | If that was disturbing.....I was just listening to a song called "Kicked In The Taco". | |
Locdog07 | ewww | |
* Locdog07 looks at the Taco he's eating and slowly pushes it away | ||
DarkonZero | And I still don't know what the damned song means.... | |
Greidanus | never heard your Area called THAT before... | |
* Locdog07 wishes he had an MP3 of Reeves and Mortimer's "At least we've got our guitars" | ||
* MeltingMan laughs. | ||
* MeltingMan listens to a little of cool, cool air. | ||
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Kraftwerk's14,16,0:6,04,1"Pocket Calculator"4,1 | ||
Locdog07 | When they first sang "Cool, Cool Air" everyone went mad over here. It was in commercials and everything...strange. | |
DarkonZero | KRAUTROCK! | |
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
MeltingMan | Hmm....it's not a song I'd like to hear over and over. It's not bad in small doses, I guess, though. | |
Greidanus | SAURKRAUT ROCKS!!!!! | |
Greidanus | WOOOO!!! | |
DarkonZero | WOOOOOOOOOO! | |
ThejasoN | woo. | |
DarkonZero | Bite me, N! | |
Locdog07 | *ahem* | |
DarkonZero | I hate N.... | |
Greidanus | WOO!!!...? | |
DarkonZero | I hate you N! | |
Greidanus | WOOOO!!! | |
* MeltingMan looks at himself in the mirror and wonders if he'd look less like a peanut if he shaved his head. | ||
* Locdog07 remembers the varous characters from "Vic Reeves' Big Night Out"... there was The Man With The Stick. He was funny. | ||
ThejasoN | why should i when i have my assistand greidanus who can do it for me? | |
MeltingMan | Or maybe I'd just look like a bald peanut. | |
DarkonZero | So...Greid is a end table? | |
Greidanus | bald peanut | |
Greidanus | I'm not an end-table!!! | |
DarkonZero | <ThejasoN> why should i when i have my assistand greidanus who can do it for me? | |
* Locdog07 looks at Greid | ||
Locdog07 | hmm | |
DarkonZero | Not according to N. | |
* Greidanus feels weighted down when N puts a glass on her | ||
Greidanus | ow... | |
ThejasoN | i'm sometimes mistaken | |
Greidanus | I'll be back at 6 est | |
DarkonZero | You know what.....I feel like virtually killing someone. | |
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*** Locdog07 is now known as Molly | ||
Molly | I got sunshine...doo doo doo...on a- | |
Greidanus | not MOLLY!! NOOOOO!!! | |
Molly | What're you looking at me like that for? | |
* Molly bats her eye-lids, innocently | ||
Molly | Ummm... | |
DarkonZero | The "doo doo doo" is disturbing. | |
[Molly SOUND] | ||
[ThejasoN SOUND] | ||
ThejasoN | thanks, T | |
* MeltingMan looks at DZ. | ||
* ThejasoN looks at DZ. | ||
Molly | Hmmm... | |
*** Locdog07 is on IRC | ||
*** Molly is now known as Locdog07 | ||
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Kraftwerk's14,16,0:6,04,1"Numbers"4,1 | ||
DarkonZero | And what? | |
DarkonZero | What did I do? | |
DarkonZero | Doo doo doo! | |
ThejasoN | you KNOW what you did, CRIMINAL!!! | |
DarkonZero | NOOOOO! | |
* MeltingMan actually doesn't see the peanut in himself...is it like one of those magic eye things you try to find? | ||
Locdog07 | Yes, Melt. Keep staring at yourself. | |
Locdog07 | You'll get it. | |
* DarkonZero looks at MM and just sees the raw sewage....... | ||
DarkonZero | Ooops.... | |
DarkonZero | I meant something else.... | |
MeltingMan | Hey....it's not that raw! | |
DarkonZero | But that's evading me. | |
Greidanus | be back in an hour, people | |
* MeltingMan ponders his 4-foot long neck. | ||
Locdog07 | Bye Greid | |
DarkonZero | You shouldn't be called Melting Man....you should be Septic Man. | |
Greidanus | *AHEM...* | |
DarkonZero | Er....SepticTank Man | |
ThejasoN | bye greid | |
DarkonZero | Bye Greid..... | |
MeltingMan | Adios, Greid. | |
Greidanus | thankee | |
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ThejasoN | The IncredibleSepticMan | |
* Locdog07 grimaces | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
MeltingMan | Does my neck have anything to do with my peanut-ness? | |
Locdog07 | Anyone read Mr. T vs The Matrix? I think it's real funnt. | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Kraftwerk's14,16,0:6,04,1"It's More Fun To Compute"4,1 | ||
* MeltingMan thinks The Matrix was a rip-off of Overdrawn at the Memory Bank. | ||
Locdog07 | heheh | |
DarkonZero | I thought it ripped-off Tron/ | |
ThejasoN | only not quite as good, right? | |
DarkonZero | I like Tron..... | |
MeltingMan | Yeah....they editted out the part where Keanu Reeves says "My nuts" | |
DarkonZero | Tron is cool! | |
ThejasoN | tron is cool | |
DarkonZero | Yeah....they replaced it "I know Kung-fu" | |
* MeltingMan has never seen Tron. | ||
ThejasoN | what?? | |
ThejasoN | how could you? | |
* Locdog07 ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||
MeltingMan | Well...if I see Tron will you tell me why I look like a peanut? | |
*** Locdog07 changes topic to '<MeltingMan> Yeah....they editted out the part where Keanu Reeves says "My nuts" <MeltingMan> Yeah....they editted out the part where Keanu Reeves says "My nuts' | ||
Locdog07 | d'oh! | |
*** Locdog07 changes topic to '<MeltingMan> Yeah....they editted out the part where Keanu Reeves says "My nuts" <DarkonZero> Yeah....they replaced it "I know Kung-fu"' | ||
ThejasoN | i dont think you look like a peanut | |
Locdog07 | Tron was a depressing movie. | |
ThejasoN | i think you look like jesus | |
Locdog07 | Disney filmed a love scene for that movie, ya know. | |
MeltingMan | Well....everybody thinks I look like Jesus. | |
* Locdog07 thinks you look more like Satan | ||
* MeltingMan looks up.... | ||
MeltingMan | Ewww! | |
DarkonZero | Yeah....a full tongue job! | |
DarkonZero | Wait.... | |
MeltingMan | .... | |
DarkonZero | Forget what I said. | |
MeltingMan | I look like a full tongue job. | |
DarkonZero | No... | |
Locdog07 | ...... | |
* Locdog07 blushes | ||
MeltingMan | That's what you said. | |
*** superspy is on IRC | ||
Locdog07 | <Locdog07> Disney filmed a love scene for that movie, ya know. | |
ThejasoN | o_O | |
Locdog07 | <DarkonZero> Yeah....a full tongue job! | |
DarkonZero | That's what I meant.... | |
DarkonZero | Thanks Loc. | |
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DarkonZero | SPOOF! | |
Locdog07 | It's much sicker that way, DZ. | |
superspy | N! | |
ThejasoN | hi supperspy | |
* Sound request: can't find 'spyspyspy.wav' | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
superspy | why the hell couldn't I send you an IM before? | |
ThejasoN | !locdog spyspyspy.wav | |
MeltingMan | Hi, spy. | |
superspy | mm | |
Locdog07 | You're on AIM, spy? | |
superspy | yes. because people like N refuse to get icq | |
DarkonZero | Spy......change your nick to superspoof. | |
ThejasoN | hehheh | |
Locdog07 | What's your AIM name? | |
ThejasoN | icq sucks | |
superspy | well, it sucks less than aim | |
DarkonZero | N......AOL owns ICQ. | |
* MeltingMan looks like Satan, Jesus, a peanut, a full tongue job, and Joel! | ||
Locdog07 | spy? | |
MeltingMan | Whoo! | |
superspy | yes, loc? | |
Locdog07 | <Locdog07> What's your AIM name? | |
superspy | why, you've already got me on icq, and I'm on that a lot more than aim | |
Locdog07 | I don't care! | |
ThejasoN | me either!! | |
superspy | duhhh, ok. | |
superspy | N, you already have me on your list | |
Locdog07 | soooo...tell me!!!!!! | |
superspy | superspy55 | |
ThejasoN | hey spy, i'm buying the rights to Dr.Z and remaking it..wanna be in it? | |
superspy | sure | |
ThejasoN | ok, cool | |
Locdog07 | Can I be in it? | |
ThejasoN | sure | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Matthew Sweet's14,16,0:6,04,1"Evangeline"4,1 | ||
ThejasoN | everyone in deep13 must be in it | |
Locdog07 | Some weird British guy who hangs around... | |
* MeltingMan has already called the part of the guy that drives around in the stupid little car. | ||
MeltingMan | That part's mine! | |
* Locdog07 feels sorry for De and Greid, who have to be the poor bikini'd women who get treated like crap | ||
ThejasoN | of course i'll expect you all to contribute generously to the purchasing-the-rights fund | |
DarkonZero | I'll take the part of the Sargasm. | |
MeltingMan | Well....I could play one of the bikini'd women in a double role! | |
DarkonZero | ..... | |
Locdog07 | A peanut in a bikini | |
MeltingMan | I'm a good actor. | |
superspy | as can bob | |
Locdog07 | A full tongue job! | |
* DarkonZero tries not to pic..oh...too late. | ||
* Locdog07 has been told he acts well... | ||
DarkonZero | DAMN MM! | |
Locdog07 | <DarkonZero> I'm done already. Sorry, lady. | |
* MeltingMan is glad he sent off a pic of what he looks like. | ||
DarkonZero | I've been told that I act well too.......like a 112 year old. | |
Locdog07 | hmmm | |
* Locdog07 has to go | ||
Locdog07 | Bye all. | |
DarkonZero | Yes....112 year old. | |
MeltingMan | Now everyone can imagine that face on a skinny body in a bikini! | |
*** Bozarth is on IRC | ||
MeltingMan | Awww. | |
MeltingMan | Bye, Loc. | |
DarkonZero | Bye Loc...... | |
ThejasoN | cya dad | |
*** Bozarth has joined #Deep13 | ||
Locdog07 | Byesa :) | |
Locdog07 | Hi Boz. Bye Boz. | |
DarkonZero | BOOZE! | |
MeltingMan | Heya Boz. | |
superspy | bye | |
superspy | boz! | |
Bozarth | have it | |
DarkonZero | Bye again Loc..... | |
MeltingMan | You don't think I look like a peanut, do ya, Boz? | |
Locdog07 | k | |
Bozarth | Hi | |
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*** DarkonZero is now known as Boozarth | ||
Bozarth | Like the Charles Shulz characters>? | |
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Boozarth | Hello.... | |
Boozarth | I'm Boozarth! | |
MeltingMan | Um....maybe. I dunno. Loc said I look like a peanut and everyone agrees but me. | |
Boozarth | I'm boozy! | |
ThejasoN | oh hi boz | |
ThejasoN | wanna be in my remake of Dr.Z? | |
Boozarth | MM.....I didn't say you look like a peanut. | |
Bozarth | k | |
Boozarth | I said you look like raw sewage. | |
superspy | hehe | |
MeltingMan | Not RAW! DAMN YOU! | |
*** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
*** Boozarth is now known as DarkonZero | ||
MeltingMan | I look like fresh sewage. | |
* DarkonZero damns himself.... | ||
DarkonZero | Damn me......damn me! | |
MeltingMan | Yes.....DAMN! | |
ThejasoN | DAMN! | |
Bozarth | Why are you remaking Dr. Z? | |
ThejasoN | why not? | |
DarkonZero | DAMN! | |
Bozarth | aah | |
MeltingMan | DAMN! | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Matthew Sweet's14,16,0:6,04,1"Superdeformed (Demo)"4,1 | ||
ThejasoN | well, i had the guy who owns the rights to it offer it to me..i'm just waiting for a price | |
Bozarth | cool | |
Bozarth | so you're really gonna remake Dr. Z? | |
* MeltingMan has to go..... | ||
ThejasoN | heh, i dunno | |
ThejasoN | cya iMM | |
superspy | bye, mm | |
ThejasoN | oh wow, i have to go too | |
MeltingMan | Before I go...someone say I look not like a peanut or raw sewage. | |
ThejasoN | i'm late for work | |
DarkonZero | Bye N...... | |
* superspy kicks N | ||
ThejasoN | ow! | |
superspy | I mean "bye, n" | |
DarkonZero | Ok...MM....you look like peanut sewage...... | |
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DarkonZero | Well....just 3 guys and a bot. | |
DarkonZero | Wait... | |
superspy | sounds like a bad movie | |
DarkonZero | Well....just 3 guys and a inept bot. | |
superspy | with steve gutenberg | |
superspy | hey, don't call Boz inept :D | |
* DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like Krankor! | ||
* /sound: unable to play 'krankor.wav' | ||
DarkonZero | Good one spy.... | |
* Bozarth looks behind him | ||
Bozarth | k | |
DarkonZero | What? | |
superspy | what's up, box? | |
superspy | boz, rather | |
Bozarth | nothing | |
superspy | absolutely nothing? | |
DarkonZero | Absolute Zero.......visit it at members.xoom.com/DarkonZero/ | |
* superspy smacks DZ | ||
superspy | no shameless plugs! | |
DarkonZero | OW! | |
DarkonZero | It wasn't shameless..... | |
DarkonZero | It was full of shame. | |
superspy | .... | |
superspy | oh | |
superspy | sorry | |
superspy | can I get you an ice pack? | |
DarkonZero | No....ninny. | |
* superspy wonders where de is | ||
DarkonZero | Eating others that don't agree with her...... | |
Bozarth | aahhh | |
superspy | hehehe | |
DarkonZero | De's not a bad cartoonist....though the writing has something to be said for it. | |
superspy | the writing's pretty good | |
DarkonZero | But like I could do any better..... | |
DarkonZero | Yeah.......she ok with the writing. | |
DarkonZero | But Bob's little mod of the one strip was rather funny..... | |
* superspy laughs at the subtle irony in dz's last line | ||
DarkonZero | It was so stupid it was funny. | |
superspy | I didn't see it | |
DarkonZero | Wait.... | |
superspy | I don't think that's it, dz | |
superspy | that's bob's "I want you" thingy | |
DarkonZero | Yeah....that's the one. | |
DarkonZero | Ok....it wasn't that funny. | |
DarkonZero | it was humorous. | |
Bozarth | is this the strip where Bob got squished? | |
DarkonZero | Yeah.... | |
superspy | yep | |
Bozarth | ok | |
DarkonZero | I feel like adding a bit to today's strip....... | |
DarkonZero | A little speech balloon coming from De's stomach saying "Hello.....it's DZ....help!" | |
superspy | hehe | |
DarkonZero | Great......we killed Boz......again..... | |
Bozarth | I'm not dead yet | |
DarkonZero | Oh dam....er....good. | |
DarkonZero | Damn....I'm hungry.... | |
Bozarth | I kinda got lost when you were talkin' bout De's comic | |
superspy | why? | |
DarkonZero | Like where exactly did you get lost? | |
Bozarth | <DarkonZero> But Bob's little mod of the one strip was rather funny..... | |
DarkonZero | Wait.... | |
superspy | DZ, are you going to send me the modified strip or not? | |
DarkonZero | It was the "I want you...." that's what it was. | |
DarkonZero | SHEESH..... | |
superspy | oh | |
Bozarth | heh | |
superspy | I thought it was a modification of yesterday's strip with de eating those who don't agree with her | |
DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
Bozarth | That's pretty good | |
DarkonZero | I don't want to infringe on De's copyright. | |
DarkonZero | She might eat me. | |
Bozarth | "Where's my kethup? ARRR!" | |
DarkonZero | Well.....I'll see you later guys.....I gotta get something to eat. | |
superspy | bye | |
DarkonZero | Say goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.! | |
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
*** Disconnected | ||
Session Close: Tue Jan 11 14:52:19 2000 | ||
Session Start: Tue Jan 11 15:58:13 2000 | ||
*** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
*** Topic is '<MeltingMan> Yeah....they editted out the part where Keanu Reeves says "My nuts" <DarkonZero> Yeah....they replaced it "I know Kung-fu"' | ||
*** Set by Locdog07 on Tue Jan 11 14:23:38 | ||
DarkonZero | Well.... | |
DarkonZero | Lookee here..... | |
Locdog07 | Heya! | |
Cal-Crowe | DEEZEE! | |
DarkonZero | Loc! | |
DarkonZero | CALEECAL! | |
Locdog07 | DZ! | |
DarkonZero | Well..... | |
DarkonZero | What's the gist? | |
DarkonZero | Damn...I wish I wasn't hungry..... | |
* Cal-Crowe hands DZ a waffle | ||
* Locdog07 shoves a burger down DZ's throat | ||
DarkonZero | HE.....GULP! | |
* DarkonZero burps...... | ||
* Cal-Crowe is thrown across the room | ||
* Cal-Crowe hands DZ a huge waffle....the size of a buick | ||
* DarkonZero dies.... | ||
Locdog07 | D'oh | |
* Locdog07 picks up DZ and hurls him | ||
Cal-Crowe | hurl....eww | |
Locdog07 | heh | |
* Cal-Crowe puts down the keg | ||
* Locdog07 picks up the keg and throws it at DZ's lifeless body | ||
DarkonZero | CC.....were you the one that goes ga ga over The Palace? | |
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
Cal-Crowe | ga ga? | |
DarkonZero | Ok....nutso! | |
Cal-Crowe | No. | |
Locdog07 | No. | |
Cal-Crowe | I'm crazy everywhere. | |
Locdog07 | No. | |
DarkonZero | You nuts..... | |
* Cal-Crowe takes the cashews out of his hand | ||
Locdog07 | No. | |
Cal-Crowe | What about me nuts? | |
Cal-Crowe | dah... | |
Cal-Crowe | MY nuts | |
Locdog07 | No. | |
DarkonZero | Your nuts.... | |
* Cal-Crowe dies | ||
* DarkonZero dies again..... | ||
* Cal-Crowe dies | ||
Locdog07 | No. | |
Cal-Crowe | No. | |
Cal-Crowe | No. | |
Locdog07 | No. | |
DarkonZero | Noooo. | |
Cal-Crowe | 4NO. | |
Locdog07 | No. | |
DarkonZero | Your nuts.... | |
Locdog07 | No. | |
DarkonZero | yes. | |
Cal-Crowe | I'll BRB | |
DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
Cal-Crowe | Gotta do some homework | |
Locdog07 | No. | |
Cal-Crowe | Yes. | |
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Greidanus | hiya | |
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DarkonZero | Greid..... | |
DarkonZero | You look.... | |
Greidanus | whuh? | |
DarkonZero | WOW! | |
DarkonZero | WOOOO! | |
Greidanus | WHAT!? | |
DarkonZero | Oh.....nothing.....I just noticed something... | |
Greidanus | no, what? | |
DarkonZero | Ok...I was just kidding.... | |
* Cal-Crowe is away | ||
Greidanus | BRB | |
DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
DarkonZero | I'll BBL.... | |
DarkonZero | Say goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.! | |
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
*** Disconnected | ||
Session Close: Tue Jan 11 16:35:05 2000 | ||
Session Start: Tue Jan 11 16:49:38 2000 | ||
*** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
*** Topic is '<MeltingMan> Yeah....they editted out the part where Keanu Reeves says "My nuts" <DarkonZero> Yeah....they replaced it "I know Kung-fu"' | ||
*** Set by Locdog07 on Tue Jan 11 14:10:19 | ||
DarkonZero | Say goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.! | |
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
*** Disconnected | ||
Session Close: Tue Jan 11 16:50:14 2000 |
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