| Session Start: Mon Jan 10 20:44:16 2000 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is '<Cal-Crowe> I'm making Bonnie Hammer ugly and chubby <superspy> what do you mean "making"? ;)' | ||
| *** Set by Locdog07 on Mon Jan 10 16:50:00 | ||
| jasoN | you didn't see joel? hehe | |
|---|---|---|
| *** MeltingMan has left IRC | ||
| BobIshmael | What... | |
| jasoN | hi Deezee | |
| * BobIshmael coughs. | ||
| BobIshmael | Come again. | |
| IDeOt | Joel was in it too! | |
| *** Jesus is now known as MeltingMan | ||
| jasoN | er..joel was on it too | |
| IDeOt | He had eighties hair. | |
| BobIshmael | He... was... | |
| * IDeOt ponders crucifying Melty just for the hell of it. | ||
| jasoN | joel was too funny. he was the manager of a fashion botique or something | |
| IDeOt | He was so totally eighties! | |
| * BobIshmael shakes... | ||
| BobIshmael | Well... Don't that beat all? | |
| * MeltingMan has never been crucified... | ||
| jasoN | if you faint i'll take your wallet | |
| MeltingMan | What's it like? | |
| * IDeOt laughs at Bob's misfortune. | ||
| * jasoN laughs at Bob's misfortune. | ||
| IDeOt | Um...well, it's supposed to hurt and make you die and stuff, MM. | |
| MeltingMan | Oh.... | |
| BobIshmael | Er... I saw Trace. He was all "natural selection is something something" and I saw it! | |
| jasoN | come one everyone, let's all laugh at Bob's misfortune. | |
| IDeOt | Trace was cool. He sounded just like Dr. F. | |
| * MeltingMan missed all of the episode....so he will try to catch it in reruns before it gets cancelled. | ||
| * IDeOt laughs at Bob's misfortune some more. | ||
| * BobIshmael looks at De. | ||
| IDeOt | what? | |
| jasoN | i kept waiting for him to refer to one of his assistants as "booby" though.. | |
| BobIshmael | Uh... Nothing. | |
| jasoN | er..stundents | |
| jasoN | students | |
| jasoN | damn me.. | |
| jasoN | no really, please damn me | |
| jasoN | i'm asking nicely | |
| MeltingMan | No....go damn yourself. | |
| jasoN | but..it's not the same | |
| * IDeOt throws a dart at Bob. | ||
| * jasoN hears a loud popping noise | ||
| jasoN | aww, crap. you broke him | |
| *** Goku is on IRC | ||
| *** Goku has joined #deep13 | ||
| MeltingMan | Heya Goke | |
| Goku | Hi Melty | |
| IDeOt | Hey 'ku. | |
| DarkonZero | Kuly! | |
| jasoN | hi kuey | |
| *** BobIshmael has left IRC | ||
| *** BobIshmael has quit IRC ("Yeah. If I drank less coffee, I probably would be more emotionally stable" --TMCM) | ||
| *** BobIshmael is on IRC | ||
| *** BobIshmael has joined #deep13 | ||
| BobIshmael | Stupid Windows.. | |
| IDeOt | Uh oh....I really did pop hi-...damn. | |
| BobIshmael | Stupid mouse... Er... Okay, it was my fault. | |
| * jasoN stops killing de | ||
| Goku | The A-Team is on! | |
| jasoN | you're lucky my mom's okay! | |
| BobIshmael | You tell 'em, you bastard! I mean... soN. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'theateam.wav' | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| jasoN | thanks mom | |
| jasoN | i think | |
| DarkonZero | Thea Team? | |
| jasoN | yes | |
| Goku | Shut up FoO! | |
| * MeltingMan is dissapointed by happygoluckyjesus.gif . | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| * BobIshmael shrugs. | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | The filename is the most amusing part of it. | |
| MeltingMan | I hoped you'd have me walking on water or something. | |
| Goku | EheH! | |
| BobIshmael | I would... If I had talent. | |
| BobIshmael | But, I don't so I didn't. | |
| IDeOt | happygoluckyjesus.gif? | |
| * MeltingMan is more popular than Jesus! | ||
| IDeOt | Melty is the second coming, he just got knocked on the head as a child and doesn't know it. | |
| BobIshmael | De, if you thought opf.gif was amusing, then... I pity you. | |
| IDeOt | Well, Bob...I hate you. | |
| IDeOt | But in a loving way. | |
| BobIshmael | Awwwwwwww. | |
| IDeOt | Or something. | |
| jasoN | i also hate you bob | |
| jasoN | but it's really in a hating way | |
| * BobIshmael glares at his soN. | ||
| * IDeOt laughs. | ||
| * jasoN stabs bob with a pitchfork | ||
| BobIshmael | Where's my jasoN-beating bat? | |
| IDeOt | Actually, I'm with N. | |
| jasoN | *JAB! | |
| * MeltingMan hates to love Bob | ||
| DarkonZero | And I hate the wallpaper......it's too flashy! | |
| * IDeOt grabs a large meat cleaver. | ||
| jasoN | yeah, kill him! | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'killkillkill.wav' | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| BobIshmael | Wait! | |
| jasoN | please let us kill you | |
| BobIshmael | There. Now Jesus is watching. | |
| BobIshmael | I don't think he'd take kindly to murder. | |
| jasoN | actually, he's the one who gave me permission | |
| jasoN | he came to me in a dream | |
| MeltingMan | Yep. I'm A OK with murder. | |
| IDeOt | I SAW TRACE'S NAME IN THE CREDITS? | |
| IDeOt | ....where was Joel? | |
| IDeOt | Hmph. | |
| BobIshmael | De, it was "Alan Smithee". | |
| jasoN | he said "verily, i want you to kick the sh*t out of bob ishmael" | |
| BobIshmael | Well, crap. Who am I to argue with the Almighty? | |
| DarkonZero | Someone call? | |
| jasoN | you're a dead man...A DEAD MAN! | |
| IDeOt | hey, isn't Jesus out to get you, Darkon? | |
| DarkonZero | Wait.... | |
| jasoN | who isn't? | |
| MeltingMan | Yeah....I declare Tuesday Pretzel Day...I can do that cuz I'm the son of God, ya know. | |
| DarkonZero | Uh.... | |
| DarkonZero | I forgot. | |
| BobIshmael | I hate pretzels! | |
| *** MeltingMan has left IRC | ||
| *** MeltingMan is now known as Jesus | ||
| IDeOt | pretzels! You are almighty! | |
| jasoN | can wednesday be National Squirrel Day?? | |
| *** IDeOt is now known as Buddha | ||
| * jasoN throws a squirrel at Jesus | ||
| jasoN | hehe | |
| Buddha | I'm gonna kick your pansy ass, Hay-zuss! | |
| jasoN | that's so wrong.. | |
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as SantaClaus | ||
| BobIshmael | Can Monday be Make Bob the Almighty Day? | |
| *** DeRaptor is on IRC | ||
| *** Buddha is now known as DeRaptor | ||
| *** jasoN has left IRC | ||
| *** jasoN is now known as Pitch | ||
| * Pitch attacks Santa | ||
| Jesus | Hey.....I died for your sins, jasoN.....you shouldn't throw squirrels at me. | |
| *** DeRaptor changes topic to '* jasoN throws a squirrel at Jesus' | ||
| SantaClaus | I BEAT YOU ALL....er....MERRY COMING SOON CHRISTMAS! | |
| Pitch | heeey! | |
| Pitch | lol | |
| DeRaptor | Did you die for his throwing squirrels? | |
| BobIshmael | Actually, I imagine Jesus would kick Buddha's ass... If he wasn't such a peacenik. | |
| Jesus | Um....I didn't intend to. | |
| *** SantaClaus is now known as SatanClaus | ||
| SatanClaus | Ooops... | |
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** SatanClaus is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| Pitch | 15,2Quote added: 2,15 *** DeRaptor changes topic to '* jasoN throws a squirrel at Jesus' | |
| BobIshmael | Look at Buddha... The man needs a good workout. | |
| Jesus | If I'd known he was going to throw squirrels at me I might nt have. | |
| DeRaptor | Buddha could beat Jesus at sumo wrestling, though. | |
| Jesus | How would ya like that? | |
| BobIshmael | True. | |
| BobIshmael | But at kickboxing? I think not. | |
| * DarkonZero is in doubt.......so he resorts to sniffing his pit if it helps..... | ||
| *** Pitch is now known as ThejasoN | ||
| DarkonZero | I didn't help.... | |
| * Jesus is a good bowler. | ||
| DarkonZero | Stupid pit.... | |
| * DarkonZero decides to be quiet for a while... | ||
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as DZisQuiet | ||
| * DeRaptor has an idea... | ||
| BobIshmael | DZisSpaz. | |
| Jesus | In fact...I bet I could beat you at Kickboxing...while I beat you at Bowling, Buddha. | |
| DeRaptor | Jesus action figure! With real kung fu action! | |
| Jesus | Wait...you're not here. | |
| ThejasoN | i think the gods from PumaMan could kick ALL YOUR ASSES!! | |
| DeRaptor | Yeah, but they musta had pansy ass powers if they gave 'em to PumaMan. | |
| Jesus | Yeah, and what's with that each man is a god crap? | |
| * DeRaptor wants a kung fu jesus action figure now. | ||
| ThejasoN | 15,2Quote added: 2,15 <DeRaptor> Jesus action figure! With real kung fu action! | |
| BobIshmael | Wow. We are soooo going to hell. | |
| Goku | 8,1Quote added: 6,8 <DeRaptor> Jesus action figure! With real kung fu action! | |
| Jesus | Is Garry Shandling a God? | |
| ThejasoN | heey, you leech! | |
| BobIshmael | If by "God", you mean "moron"... Yes. | |
| Jesus | How about RuPaul...what is he? | |
| Goku | I gave you the script! | |
| DeRaptor | Trace Beaulieu is a god. | |
| * DZisQuiet decides to speak again (OH JOY!)... | ||
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** DZisQuiet is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| ThejasoN | welll | |
| ThejasoN | heh | |
| BobIshmael | I still like DZisSpaz. | |
| DeRaptor | Can I be a goddess...of...um...dumbness? | |
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as DZisaSpaz | ||
| BobIshmael | NO! | |
| BobIshmael | DZisSpaz@ | |
| BobIshmael | DZisSpaz! | |
| *** DZisaSpaz is now known as DZisSpaz | ||
| BobIshmael | Damn right. | |
| *** DZisSpaz is now known as DZisSpaz | ||
| *** DZisSpaz is now known as DZisSpaz | ||
| DZisSpaz | STUPID MACHINE! | |
| *** BobIshmael is now known as DZisFreak | ||
| *** DZisSpaz is now known as DZisaSpaz | ||
| DeRaptor | Hey, Jesus! Turn the swimming pool into wine so we can all get drunk out of our skulls! | |
| DZisFreak | I like De's idea. | |
| *** DZisaSpaz is now known as DarkonSpaz | ||
| * ThejasoN whispers to de "he's not really jesus...that's a fake ID" | ||
| DZisFreak | C'mon, Jesus! Make with the al-key! | |
| *** BobIshmael is on IRC | ||
| *** DZisFreak is now known as BobIshmael | ||
| DeRaptor | Yeah! And I wanna see you walk on it, too! | |
| Goku | xI am so mad | |
| Goku | I missed Freaks and Geeks | |
| ThejasoN | xI am too | |
| Goku | Nnnnnnng! | |
| BobIshmael | Awww... Damn! I was going for BobIshmaelThinksDZisSpaz | |
| DeRaptor | there'll be others with Trace and Joel...now, now. | |
| * Jesus turns the swimming pool into a giant jello shooter. | ||
| Goku | They'll rerun it, so I am not worried | |
| * DarkonSpaz dives into it. | ||
| DarkonSpaz | WAHOO! | |
| DeRaptor | Jello? What a rip. | |
| * ThejasoN chamnges it to acid right as DZ dives in | ||
| DarkonSpaz | WEE....AGH! | |
| DeRaptor | You must be the son of some piddly half-price god. | |
| Jesus | But it's alcoholic Jello! | |
| Jesus | Come on! | |
| *** Camarano has joined #deep13 | ||
| DeRaptor | ohhhh... | |
| DarkonSpaz | Was..... | |
| * BobIshmael looks up and notices the giant jello shooter pool. | ||
| ThejasoN | mmm...alcoholic jell-o | |
| *** Camarano has left #deep13 | ||
| Jesus | Wait...now it's acid. | |
| DeRaptor | well, I guess that'll do. | |
| BobIshmael | When did we get that? | |
| * DeRaptor eats a tunnel through the jello. | ||
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** DarkonSpaz is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| ThejasoN | what jell-o? | |
| DeRaptor | Uh...what kind of acid? | |
| Jesus | Camarano didn't want to talk to Jesus....that's it....he's going to hell. | |
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as SpazLite | ||
| * DeRaptor walks out of the pool, melting. | ||
| BobIshmael | Yeah.. What kind? | |
| ThejasoN | that kind that maked your skin burn off | |
| DeRaptor | hydrochloric, I take it. | |
| BobIshmael | Oh... Nevermind. I don't want any. | |
| ThejasoN | wow, everyone looks like IMM | |
| ThejasoN | coool | |
| Jesus | Whoo! | |
| DeRaptor | Hey, Jesus! Can you cast Bonnie into a lake of fire and stuff? | |
| BobIshmael | Hey! I didn't touch your acid shooter pool! | |
| * ThejasoN shoves bob in | ||
| ThejasoN | now you did | |
| ThejasoN | hehheh | |
| BobIshmael | Awww, crap. | |
| * ThejasoN races off before someone shoves him in | ||
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** SpazLite is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| * Jesus gives Bonnie a really bad headache and takes away all her aspirin. | ||
| DarkonZero | I'm outta here....I'm just not into it tonight....later. | |
| DarkonZero | Say goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Mon Jan 10 21:07:54 2000 | ||
| Session Start: Mon Jan 10 22:09:11 2000 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is '<Jesus> Sorry, jasoN. You're not going to like hell. <DeRaptor> The squirrels throw you there.' | ||
| *** Set by DeRaptor on Mon Jan 10 21:27:40 | ||
| DarkonZero | HEY! | |
| DarkonZero | WOO! | |
| MSTManos | DZ!!! | |
| DarkonZero | MANOS! | |
| DarkonZero | SPY! | |
| BobIshmael | You forgot to change your IP, DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | What? | |
| BobIshmael | Check it. | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah... | |
| DarkonZero | What? | |
| BobIshmael | How can I argue with that? | |
| DarkonZero | I dunno. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob.....what are you on tonight? | |
| * MSTManos can stay for 10 more minutes. | ||
| DarkonZero | Damn coffee. | |
| DeRaptor | TOASTER STRUDEL! | |
| MeltingMan | MENTOS! | |
| DarkonZero | And De's excited about strudels again. | |
| BobIshmael | MCCLOUD! | |
| MeltingMan | SHEILA MCCRAY! | |
| MeltingMan | ART CARNEY | |
| * DarkonZero wonders what's with De and toaster strudels...... | ||
| BobIshmael | ED KOCH! | |
| * DarkonZero quickly wants to forget.... | ||
| MeltingMan | BECK! | |
| * ThejasoN wonders what's with DZ and lemurs...... | ||
| * ThejasoN quickly wants to forget.... | ||
| BobIshmael | Umm.... PRIMUS! | |
| MeltingMan | GERALDINE FERRARO! | |
| DarkonZero | Lemurs....N...I thought that was your thing? | |
| * BobIshmael wonders what's with crappy KFC cake. | ||
| ThejasoN | no, i like squirrels | |
| BobIshmael | ROGAINE! | |
| * ThejasoN throws a squirrel at DarkonZero | ||
| DarkonZero | OW! | |
| DarkonZero | BASTARD! | |
| * ThejasoN stuffs a sock in DarkonZero's gaping mouth | ||
| MeltingMan | RICHARD DAWSON! | |
| BobIshmael | CRAP! | |
| BobIshmael | Wait... No... Are we doing one of those free-association things? | |
| MeltingMan | COREY HAIM! | |
| DarkonZero | VANILLA ICE! | |
| BobIshmael | I guess not. | |
| ThejasoN | no, we are...DZ just has odd thoughts.. | |
| BobIshmael | KRISS KROSS! | |
| ThejasoN | FURBIES! | |
| BobIshmael | DRACULA! | |
| DarkonZero | NAUGHTY BY NATURE! | |
| MeltingMan | DOM DELLOUISE! | |
| BobIshmael | CRAP! | |
| BobIshmael | ROUND! | |
| MSTManos | Um... | |
| DarkonZero | PIE! | |
| MeltingMan | TONYA HARDING! | |
| * DeRaptor wonders if the Conan being rerun at 3am is the one with Linnell. | ||
| DeRaptor | WHAMM! | |
| DeRaptor | BROKEN ANKLE! | |
| DarkonZero | EMF! | |
| BobIshmael | FUN! | |
| DeRaptor | BREAK HURT DIE! | |
| MeltingMan | THE ORIGINAL CAST OF HEE-HAW! | |
| DeRaptor | PAIN! VIOLENCE! | |
| BobIshmael | FUN! | |
| MeltingMan | Oh wait... | |
| DarkonZero | GEORGE! | |
| BobIshmael | SNUFFLEUFFAGUS! | |
| DarkonZero | PEE-WEE! | |
| DeRaptor | SQUIDS! | |
| DarkonZero | CAL! | |
| BobIshmael | I'm not touching that one. | |
| DeRaptor | LIQUOR! | |
| DarkonZero | BOOZE! | |
| BobIshmael | DZ! | |
| DarkonZero | CHER! | |
| BobIshmael | FREAK! | |
| MSTManos | PRINCE! | |
| MeltingMan | MIKEAL GORBECHAV | |
| MeltingMan | ! | |
| BobIshmael | GOD! | |
| DarkonZero | STEW! | |
| BobIshmael | BEEF! | |
| DarkonZero | UPCHUCK! | |
| BobIshmael | FUN! | |
| MeltingMan | SHELLS! | |
| MeltingMan | TEETH! | |
| MeltingMan | EYES! | |
| BobIshmael | Shells & Teeth? | |
| MeltingMan | CLAWS! | |
| MeltingMan | FLAMES! | |
| DarkonZero | BLUE DIAMONDS! | |
| MeltingMan | BREATH! | |
| MeltingMan | SCALES! | |
| MeltingMan | FUN! | |
| DeRaptor | TAILS! | |
| DarkonZero | GREEN CLOVERS! | |
| BobIshmael | S&M! | |
| DarkonZero | YELLOW MOONS! | |
| DeRaptor | C&H! | |
| BobIshmael | BLACK HEARTS! | |
| MeltingMan | ORANGEY ORANGE! | |
| DarkonZero | B&D! | |
| BobIshmael | P&G! | |
| DeRaptor | UNDERWEAR! | |
| MeltingMan | GRAPEDY PURPLE! | |
| DarkonZero | BVD! | |
| BobIshmael | NONE! | |
| MeltingMan | RASBERRY RED! | |
| BobIshmael | LIGHT! | |
| MSTManos | THING! | |
| MeltingMan | LIME GREEN! | |
| DarkonZero | TANG! | |
| BobIshmael | Whoo! Everyone loves free-association! | |
| BobIshmael | GOODNESS! | |
| MeltingMan | MANDOZER! | |
| DarkonZero | ASSHOLES! | |
| BobIshmael | EL ESPANOL EL DIA! | |
| MeltingMan | TALCOM POWDER! | |
| DarkonZero | SOCKS! | |
| MeltingMan | TANK ABBOTT! | |
| BobIshmael | COSTELLO! | |
| DarkonZero | TINKY WINKY! | |
| MeltingMan | RONALD MCDONALD! | |
| MSTManos | BIG BOY! | |
| DeRaptor | FOOBAR! | |
| DarkonZero | JED CLAMPETT! | |
| DeRaptor | MELOPSITTACUS UNDULATUS! | |
| MeltingMan | JESSIE HELMS! | |
| DarkonZero | BOB'S ASS! | |
| BobIshmael | Err.r.. | |
| * BobIshmael looks at DZ. | ||
| DeRaptor | PIMPLES! | |
| BobIshmael | We were just having fun... | |
| DarkonZero | URANUS! | |
| BobIshmael | Then you had to push it. | |
| MeltingMan | ORVILLE REDENBACHER! | |
| DarkonZero | STEVE MCQUEEN! | |
| MeltingMan | LYLE WAGGONER! | |
| DarkonZero | RANDOLPH SCOTT! | |
| MeltingMan | RUPERT HOLMES! | |
| DarkonZero | GEORGE LAZENBY! | |
| DeRaptor | STEVE GUTTENBURG! | |
| MeltingMan | PAULY SHORE! | |
| DeRaptor | KATHY IRELAND! | |
| DarkonZero | WOO! | |
| DeRaptor | GEORGE HARRISON! | |
| MeltingMan | RALPH LAUREN! | |
| MSTManos | GEORGE STEINBRENNER! | |
| DarkonZero | MATTHEW SWEET! | |
| MeltingMan | BOB SAGET! | |
| DarkonZero | THE GUY!....you know. | |
| MeltingMan | DENNIS HOPPER! | |
| DeRaptor | BOB BAKKER! | |
| DarkonZero | ULTRADORK! | |
| MeltingMan | BLONDIE! | |
| DarkonZero | MY SIXTH TOE! | |
| MeltingMan | THE MICHELIN MAN! | |
| DarkonZero | FAT ALBERT! | |
| MeltingMan | HENRY WINKLER! | |
| DeRaptor | MONO PUFF! | |
| DarkonZero | MY BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER IS......! | |
| MeltingMan | JOSEPH STALIN! | |
| DarkonZero | BOOGIE NIGHTS! | |
| MeltingMan | THE BACKSTREET BOYS! | |
| DarkonZero | INSOC! | |
| MSTManos | FIST! | |
| DarkonZero | YOGURT! | |
| MeltingMan | EDDIE VAN HALEN! | |
| MSTManos | THE HELL'S ANGELS! | |
| DarkonZero | PEZ! | |
| MeltingMan | MARTIN LAWRENCE! | |
| DarkonZero | GARY NUMAN! | |
| MSTManos | RAT! | |
| MeltingMan | DONNIE OSMOND! | |
| DarkonZero | JESUS JONES! | |
| MeltingMan | CAROL CHANNING! | |
| DarkonZero | MEATLOAF (THE FOOD...NOT THE GUY)! | |
| MeltingMan | MEATLOAF (THE GUY....NOT THE FOOD)! | |
| DarkonZero | PACKERS! | |
| MSTManos | A GUY NAMED NORMAN! | |
| MeltingMan | ZACK NORMAN IS "SAMMY" IN CHEIF ZABU | |
| DarkonZero | A GIRL NAME THERESA! | |
| MeltingMan | ! | |
| * MeltingMan tires of this. | ||
| DarkonZero | THIS ONE GOES OUT TO THE ONE I LOVE! | |
| MeltingMan | Goodnight, folks. | |
| *** MeltingMan has left IRC | ||
| *** MeltingMan has quit IRC (Away I melt) | ||
| MSTManos | THIS ONE GOES OUT TO... uh... A GUY NAMED NORMAN WHOM I DON'T EVEN KNOW! | |
| DarkonZero | Awwww.... | |
| MSTManos | AWWW! | |
| DarkonZero | WEE! | |
| DarkonZero | DAMN SEQUINS! | |
| MSTManos | (Are we done?) | |
| DarkonZero | I dunno... | |
| DarkonZero | Would you like it to be done? | |
| DarkonZero | If yes.... | |
| *** MSTAnon is on IRC | ||
| *** MSTAnon has joined #deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | We should stop. | |
| MSTManos | Anony's here. Let's stop. | |
| MSTAnon | Stop what? | |
| MSTManos | Nothing. | |
| DarkonZero | Let's stop and pick on Anon. | |
| MSTManos | Yeah. | |
| MSTAnon | Uh... | |
| ThejasoN | hi anon | |
| * ThejasoN pokes anon in the eye | ||
| MSTAnon | Heh. | |
| MSTManos | Hey, you didn't even participate, jas! | |
| DarkonZero | Not poke on Anon....SHEESH! | |
| ThejasoN | yeah i did, at the beginning | |
| MSTManos | Neither did you, spy... oh, wait, spy's pretty much dead... | |
| DarkonZero | According to ICQ....he's not available. | |
| DarkonZero | But he is a spy...and maybe tricking us. | |
| MSTAnon | Huh? | |
| DarkonZero | Not a good spy....but still. | |
| ThejasoN | i say we kill him to find out | |
| BobIshmael | Tell Anon to accept my DCC. | |
| MSTAnon | What DCC? | |
| DarkonZero | ANON ACCEPT IT! | |
| DarkonZero | NOW! | |
| MSTAnon | What DCC? | |
| DarkonZero | SCHNEL! | |
| MSTManos | Should he even be considered a spy? All he does is act natural, like he's scared of us sor something. | |
| MSTAnon | Ah, there it is. | |
| MSTManos | ACCEPT THE DAMN DCC!!! | |
| ThejasoN | ACCEPT IT!!! | |
| MSTAnon | Done. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh really.... | |
| DarkonZero | NOT US! | |
| DarkonZero | ACCEPT IT! | |
| DarkonZero | DO IT! | |
| BobIshmael | I don't speak German, Anon, so... Y'know. | |
| ThejasoN | NOWWWWW!!! | |
| BobIshmael | And I had help with the French. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh....Bob's thing of many way to say "Bite Me!" | |
| DarkonZero | ways | |
| MSTAnon | Uh, it's already been translated there. | |
| BobIshmael | ... | |
| BobIshmael | Come... again... | |
| BobIshmael | College-boy? | |
| MSTAnon | -Bite me, it's fun! | |
| DarkonZero | I just noticed......but Bob is an op tonight.... | |
| MSTAnon | German: Beißen Sie mich, es ist Spaß! | |
| BobIshmael | No, no... | |
| DarkonZero | <BobIshmael> how very odd...... | |
| BobIshmael | The pronounciation. | |
| BobIshmael | I'm always an op. | |
| *** BobIshmael sets mode: -o BobIshmael | ||
| MSTAnon | Oh, you want help with the pronunciation? | |
| BobIshmael | I just hide it well. | |
| DarkonZero | I know...but never visibly. | |
| BobIshmael | If you speak German, yes. | |
| MSTAnon | Ja, ich kann Deutsch sprechen. | |
| * MSTManos knows pretty well that Anon is a German geek. | ||
| ThejasoN | -German | |
| DarkonZero | Anon kicks the Dutch? | |
| MSTAnon | Warum? Moechtest du mich ein WAV machen? | |
| MSTManos | Heh, | |
| MSTManos | . | |
| DarkonZero | Warm? Is this summer? | |
| DarkonZero | WAV! | |
| DarkonZero | Retranslate..... | |
| BobIshmael | Anyhow, I used BabelFish for the German, so some of it may not make sense. | |
| MSTAnon | Aber du werdest mein Sprach deises Juli hoeren. | |
| DarkonZero | Warm? My leederhosen is WAV? | |
| MSTAnon | Leiderhosen-hosen. | |
| * DarkonZero bets that Anon has a pair of what he just said. | ||
| MSTManos | Heh. | |
| MSTAnon | No, actually. | |
| BobIshmael | "But you will mine spoke deises July to hear." | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah you do.... | |
| * MSTManos got that, too. | ||
| BobIshmael | Stupid BabelFish. | |
| MSTManos | Yep. | |
| BobIshmael | Why are you speaking to July, Anon? | |
| MSTManos | Although Anon saying that sounds kinda funny. | |
| MSTAnon | No, that's not what I said. | |
| BobIshmael | And who is this Deises person? | |
| DeRaptor | http://www.cigvejy.com/ The rabbit is a girl. Isn't that weird? | |
| MSTAnon | BabelFish doesn't correct the word order. | |
| MSTManos | No shi'ite. | |
| ThejasoN | Deises is Anon's cousin from Mississippi | |
| MSTAnon | I said, "But you will hear my voice this July." | |
| BobIshmael | Maybe. | |
| MSTAnon | I must've misspelled dieses. | |
| DarkonZero | Anon's voice = fart. | |
| MSTAnon | Uh, no. | |
| BobIshmael | Anyhow, am I off the hook now? | |
| DarkonZero | Are you now? | |
| MSTAnon | For what? | |
| * MSTManos waits for a response. | ||
| BobIshmael | For sending you my stupid column for your stupid newsletter. | |
| MSTManos | Zing. | |
| MSTAnon | Oh. | |
| BobIshmael | ...stupid. | |
| MSTAnon | You want me to run this? | |
| DarkonZero | Yes... | |
| * BobIshmael pats Manny on the head. | ||
| BobIshmael | It's not polite to wait for responses to other's people's questions, dear. | |
| BobIshmael | Here, have a cookie. | |
| MSTAnon | 'Cause I can run this if you want. | |
| BobIshmael | No, I want you to die, Mr. B- Er... Wait, yes. | |
| BobIshmael | Really! Gee, mister! | |
| * MSTManos looks up. | ||
| MSTManos | No. I know there's poison in it. | |
| MSTAnon | Oh, I see. | |
| * DarkonZero wonders if Bob has been drinking again.... | ||
| MSTAnon | The pronunciations are on the right. | |
| DarkonZero | He must've...he's not bitter tonight. | |
| BobIshmael | Quiet, strudel-boy. | |
| DarkonZero | Ooookay. | |
| MSTManos | Uh, he offered me a poison cookie, y'know... | |
| BobIshmael | You and your poison cookies! | |
| DarkonZero | You see....he's not bitter. | |
| MSTManos | Yes he is. | |
| MSTManos | LOOK! | |
| MSTAnon | Ooh, the pronunciation of "ich" is tricky. | |
| MSTManos | THERE'S POISON IN THE COOKIE! | |
| MSTAnon | But you already knew that. | |
| BobIshmael | "Oh, Bob tried to beat me with an aluminum baseball bat" | |
| DarkonZero | Didn't you? | |
| MSTManos | Heh. | |
| BobIshmael | "Oh, Bob tried light me on fire!" | |
| DarkonZero | You did that. | |
| BobIshmael | You complain too much. That's your problem! | |
| DarkonZero | What problem? | |
| MSTManos | I complain out of mistrust. | |
| MSTManos | Because... well... you're Bob! | |
| DarkonZero | And we lov...er...loathe Bob. | |
| BobIshmael | And, Anon, no, I didn't know because I don't speak Nazi(i stole this line, don't know from where though). | |
| DarkonZero | Anon.....remember....Bob is a capitalistic commie! | |
| DarkonZero | Which doesn't make sence. | |
| DarkonZero | But.....as we know....that's Bob. | |
| BobIshmael | I'm a socialist. | |
| ThejasoN | bob. | |
| BobIshmael | Bob. | |
| * MSTManos is an Orwellian Fascist. He'd like to have that known. | ||
| DarkonZero | Well Bob...you don't socialize very well with other....SIT IN THE CORNER! | |
| ThejasoN | bob. | |
| DarkonZero | others | |
| BobIshmael | With other sit in the corners? | |
| BobIshmael | Bob. | |
| ThejasoN | bob. | |
| BobIshmael | Bob. | |
| ThejasoN | bob? | |
| BobIshmael | Bob! | |
| ThejasoN | bob!!!!! | |
| BobIshmael | Oh. | |
| ThejasoN | yeah | |
| ThejasoN | Anon. | |
| BobIshmael | Anon? | |
| DarkonZero | Steve? | |
| * superspy wakes up from his nap and finds out bob's a socialist | ||
| DarkonZero | Manos? | |
| DarkonZero | SPY! | |
| MSTManos | Darkon? | |
| DarkonZero | De? | |
| DarkonZero | spy? | |
| MSTManos | Spy??? | |
| superspy | dz? | |
| DarkonZero | Bob> | |
| MSTManos | Spy woke from the dead, I see. | |
| ThejasoN | chief? | |
| BobIshmael | I'm more of a libertarian, actually. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob's a Republican. | |
| * ThejasoN throws a squirrel at superspy | ||
| DeRaptor | BLARGH! | |
| * superspy ducks and watches the squirrel hit De | ||
| DarkonZero | Ugh....the squirrel lodged in her mouth! | |
| BobIshmael | Say, College-boy, whatever happened to that thing where people would send letters to you and certain people would answer them? | |
| MSTManos | jasoN | |
| *** ThejasoN has quit IRC (Read error to ThejasoN[ABD1D5E9.ipt.aol.com]: Connection reset by peer) | ||
| MSTManos | HA! | |
| DarkonZero | Manos....you killed him. | |
| DarkonZero | BAD MANOS! | |
| MSTManos | I know, I know... | |
| superspy | bob? you talking to me? | |
| * MSTManos goes to the corner and sulks. | ||
| *** Goku is on IRC | ||
| *** Goku has joined #Deep13 | ||
| MSTAnon | ACCEPT THE ****IN' DCC!!! | |
| DarkonZero | spy.....he's talking to a wall. | |
| MSTManos | 'ku! | |
| Goku | hi.. | |
| *** ThejasoN has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * ThejasoN jasons in | ||
| [ThejasoN SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | KU! | |
| superspy | ku! | |
| ThejasoN | damn AOL.. | |
| DarkonZero | N! | |
| MSTManos | jas! | |
| Goku | hi again.. | |
| ThejasoN | me! | |
| ThejasoN | Ku! | |
| ThejasoN | lol@topic | |
| Goku | Hi TheN | |
| MSTManos | <MSTManos> jasoN | |
| MSTManos | *** ThejasoN has quit IRC (Read error to ThejasoN[ABD1D5E9.ipt.aol.com]: Connection reset by peer) | |
| MSTManos | <MSTManos> HA! | |
| MSTManos | <DarkonZero> Manos....you killed him. | |
| MSTManos | <DarkonZero> BAD MANOS! | |
| * DeRaptor realizes a squirrel hit her. | ||
| * DeRaptor eats the squirrel. | ||
| DarkonZero | It's in your mouth De. | |
| DarkonZero | Nevermind...you fixed it. | |
| BobIshmael | Anon: <BobIshmael> Say, College-boy, whatever happened to that thing where people would send letters to you and certain people would answer them? | |
| * ThejasoN stuffs a sock in DeRaptor's gaping mouth | ||
| * MSTManos slaps Anon. | ||
| DarkonZero | See....Bob is talking to a wall. | |
| * ThejasoN slaps Anon. | ||
| MSTManos | WAKE UP, ANONY! | |
| BobIshmael | That goes for De, as well. | |
| * DeRaptor eats the sock. | ||
| ThejasoN | that was one of superspy's socks... | |
| MSTAnon | Oh, I stuck a fork in that one. Gherity wants to have his column, "The Poison Pen", be a letters column. | |
| DarkonZero | So....De's a college boy? | |
| ThejasoN | it was well-worn too | |
| BobIshmael | What a loser. | |
| BobIshmael | Good thing I never read any of the SOL Post. | |
| MSTManos | Heh. | |
| MSTAnon | Why not? | |
| DarkonZero | Hehe... | |
| ThejasoN | i hear ya, bob | |
| ThejasoN | oh, er.. | |
| DeRaptor | Yes, a college b-...sorta...not really. | |
| ThejasoN | why not? it's cool. | |
| MSTManos | Don't ask, just ignore. | |
| DarkonZero | De.....when you figure it out......don't let us know. | |
| * MSTManos never feels like reading bgibron's column. | ||
| * ThejasoN is a collage boy | ||
| MSTManos | It's too damn long, and I don't like long readings... too long. | |
| BobIshmael | Goku is the collage boy. | |
| DarkonZero | That's good N..... | |
| BobIshmael | gquote, search collage | |
| Goku | Quote containing collage: 7,2<Goku> tell De, If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in collage <BobIshmael> Collage? <BobIshmael> Look up "collage." <BobIshmael> Then you'll see why it's hard to spend a year in one. | |
| ThejasoN | gquote, search ninny | |
| Goku | 10No quote containing 6ninny 10were in my file. | |
| ThejasoN | hmm, that's not good | |
| MSTManos | gquote, search <Eminem> | |
| Goku | Quote containing <Eminem>: 7,2<Eminem> Hi! My name is... <omega> me? <Eminem> My name is... <omega> what? <Eminem> My name is... Slim Shady. | |
| ThejasoN | BOB IS A NINNY! | |
| DarkonZero | gquote, search tricky | |
| Goku | Quote containing tricky: 7,2<Goku> I'm sick like Nixon was sick <Goku> My defeated heart keeps beating on <Goku> I won't die, like Chuckie won't die... <DarkonZero> Oh...I thought you meant...reffering yourself as "Tricky Dick". | |
| ThejasoN | there, add that quick | |
| BobIshmael | gquote, search Bob is God! | |
| Goku | 10No quote containing 6Bob is God! 10were in my file. | |
| BobIshmael | Damn. | |
| MSTManos | Heh. | |
| ThejasoN | gquote, search jason | |
| Goku | Quote containing jason: 7,2<MSTManos> Geez, all I did was "vandalize his area" <jasoN> Manos, you don't even look at my area | |
| ThejasoN | gquote, search squirrel | |
| Goku | 10No quote containing 6squirrel 10were in my file. | |
| BobIshmael | gquote, search feeb | |
| Goku | Quote containing feeb: 7,2<DarKrow> what's a feeb?! <DarkonZero> It's like a dolt...but worse. | |
| ThejasoN | O_O | |
| BobIshmael | gquote, search feebtastic | |
| Goku | 10No quote containing 6feebtastic 10were in my file. | |
| ThejasoN | NONE?! | |
| * MSTManos wonders how old that quote us? | ||
| MSTManos | us? = is. | |
| DarkonZero | Hey.....I remember those times......those were the times Manos had something for "areas"....... | |
| ThejasoN | gquote, search cow | |
| Goku | Quote containing cow: 7,2"You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday." -In the Lobby of a Moscow Hotel Across from a Russian Orthodox Monastary | |
| MSTManos | Shoosh, DZ. | |
| ThejasoN | gquote, search elf | |
| Goku | Quote containing elf: 7,2<ZeroCool> type /me kicks himself in the ass * KuhnDawg kicks himself in the ass | |
| BobIshmael | gquote, search fe | |
| Goku | Quote containing fe: 7,2<Knife> ghosts! * Goku gets out his proton pack | |
| MSTManos | Um... where the hell is elf in that quote? | |
| ThejasoN | himself | |
| BobIshmael | himself. | |
| MSTManos | Oh. | |
| DarkonZero | gquote, search harrassment | |
| Goku | Quote containing harrassment: 7,2<DarkonZero> We even had a seminar about sexual harrassment....I broke every rule so far. | |
| ThejasoN | gquote, search ishmael sucks | |
| Goku | 10No quote containing 6ishmael sucks 10were in my file. | |
| MSTManos | Silly me. Shoulda recognized that. | |
| ThejasoN | damn | |
| BobIshmael | gquote, search jasoN-beating stick | |
| Goku | 10No quote containing 6jasoN-beating stick 10were in my file. | |
| DarkonZero | And so far no lawsuit! | |
| MSTManos | gquote search Bob luvs Mars | |
| MSTManos | gquote, search Bob luvs Mars | |
| Goku | 10No quote containing 6Bob luvs Mars 10were in my file. | |
| ThejasoN | gquote, search LOSER | |
| Goku | Quote containing LOSER: 7,2<palpatine> TO ALL YOU LOSERS AT THE SCI-FI CHANNEL WATCHING THIS CHAT: Let's see if enough fans show up to crash your IRC servers when you cancel Sliders. <shred> remember, if you want to ask, send the QUESTION to me, so I can determine if you're illiterate or a total loon or something. <BillCorbett> We're not as fond of the Sci-Fi channel as we once were, before the management was turned over to SATAN | |
| ThejasoN | gquote, search garlic | |
| Goku | 10No quote containing 6garlic 10were in my file. | |
| BobIshmael | gquote, search cloves | |
| Goku | 10No quote containing 6cloves 10were in my file. | |
| BobIshmael | gquote, search clove | |
| Goku | 10No quote containing 6clove 10were in my file. | |
| BobIshmael | Hmmm. | |
| ThejasoN | gquote, search spam | |
| Goku | 10No quote containing 6spam 10were in my file. | |
| DarkonZero | gquote, search omega | |
| Goku | Quote containing omega: 7,2<Katie> He's not called John for nothing <Katie> I lufe you. <omega> I lufe you too Kahdie! | |
| ThejasoN | gquote, search retard | |
| Goku | Quote containing retard: 7,2"Yeah I got Jeparody for Playstation" -Andy " Are you any good at it" -Conan "Yeah I can kick the computers ass...of course I have it set on retard, but it makes me feel better" -Andy | |
| superspy | gquote, search cambot | |
| Goku | Quote containing cambot: 7,2<ItIsTheCambotWhoIsMad> BobIshmael--$2.50. DeRaptor--$3.99. Goku--$3.64. Lyrics to Mr. Roboto--Priceless. Some things can't be bought, but for everthing else, there's American Express...unless you're Locdog. | |
| * MSTAnon farts. | ||
| ThejasoN | gquote, search human | |
| Goku | Quote containing human: 7,2<WarHawk> You're a monster, man! A human crime lab with organic survailence equiptment! What more could you want? -courtesy of ZeroCool | |
| BobIshmael | gquote, search MSTAnon needs a beating. | |
| Goku | 10No quote containing 6MSTAnon needs a beating. 10were in my file. | |
| ThejasoN | gquote, search MSTAnon farts | |
| Goku | 10No quote containing 6MSTAnon farts 10were in my file. | |
| * superspy smacks anon | ||
| MSTManos | I have to go. | |
| MSTManos | Bye. | |
| DarkonZero | Bye Manos.... | |
| superspy | bye | |
| BobIshmael | gquote, search Adidas. | |
| Goku | 10No quote containing 6Adidas. 10were in my file. | |
| ThejasoN | cya | |
| *** MSTManos has left IRC | ||
| *** MSTManos has quit IRC (Love, peace and chicken grease!) | ||
| ThejasoN | gtg | |
| superspy | aw | |
| DarkonZero | Bye N! | |
| ThejasoN | bye kids | |
| superspy | bye, N | |
| BobIshmael | gquote, search Adidas. | |
| Goku | 10No quote containing 6Adidas. 10were in my file. | |
| * ThejasoN jasons out | ||
| *** ThejasoN has quit IRC (Leaving) | ||
| DarkonZero | EVERYBODY JASON! | |
| superspy | gquote, search crow sucks | |
| Goku | 10No quote containing 6crow sucks 10were in my file. | |
| * DarkonZero jasons... | ||
| DarkonZero | gquote, search suck | |
| Goku | Quote containing suck: 7,2<Goku> I suck <Sentinel> Confirmed. | |
| BobIshmael | Damn. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm..... | |
| DarkonZero | Ku.....what did you suck at? | |
| DarkonZero | So much that it needed confirmation..... | |
| Goku | Just overall sucking | |
| DarkonZero | Oh.... | |
| DarkonZero | Confirmed. | |
| DeRaptor | HEY! CROW DOESN'T SUCK! | |
| DeRaptor | He blows. | |
| DeRaptor | Um...never mind. | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah De..... | |
| DarkonZero | Explain.... | |
| *** jestr has joined #deep13 | ||
| MSTAnon | Hi, jestr! Want ops? | |
| DarkonZero | I'm sure spy would like to know..... | |
| jestr | hello guys | |
| jestr | not today bud:) | |
| superspy | huh? | |
| superspy | what would I like to know | |
| DarkonZero | spy....look up..... | |
| superspy | +? | |
| MSTAnon | Oh, no? | |
| superspy | oh | |
| superspy | crow. | |
| * DeRaptor refrains from explaining. | ||
| *** jestr has left #deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | Damn.....she has a lawyer. | |
| DarkonZero | DAMN YOU! DE'S LAWYER! | |
| DarkonZero | And we end it on that....thank you.... | |
| DarkonZero | Now.....about combustion. | |
| DarkonZero | Anon....? | |
| DarkonZero | You know this subject. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh wait.....that's expulsion. | |
| superspy | hmmm? | |
| superspy | gah! | |
| MSTAnon | Wha? | |
| superspy | hamsterdance is on tv! | |
| DarkonZero | AGH! | |
| DarkonZero | NOOO! | |
| * DeRaptor knows about spontaneous darkon combustion.... | ||
| DarkonZero | I went to that site once......and......I had nightmares. | |
| * DarkonZero lights De on fire. | ||
| * MSTAnon rips one. | ||
| DarkonZero | Now I feel better. | |
| * DeRaptor spreads the fire around the channel, whooping. | ||
| * superspy carelessly lights a match | ||
| superspy | anon, no more chalupas for you. | |
| * superspy finally reads the topic | ||
| MSTAnon | Ha! | |
| superspy | oh, my bonner hammer rip wasn't good enough for ya'? :) | |
| * MSTAnon hasn't been to Taco Bell in 2 years. | ||
| DarkonZero | Thank Anon for that information..... | |
| superspy | <manos> but I just finished what I ordered there 2 years ago. | |
| MSTAnon | Well, I haven't! | |
| DarkonZero | Do you have a chronological timeline for us? | |
| MSTAnon | Early 1998. | |
| MSTAnon | Taco Bell introduces its chihuahua. | |
| DarkonZero | <Anon> At 6 AM Jan. 11, 1998......I had a hankering for Taco Bell.........but then it happened...... | |
| MSTAnon | That very day, I swore not to return to Taco Bell until the racist ad campaign ended. | |
| superspy | racist? | |
| superspy | the hell? | |
| superspy | it's a freakin' dog | |
| MSTAnon | They're comparing Hispanic people to dogs. | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah....the chimichangas were insulted..... | |
| superspy | no they're not | |
| superspy | that's like saying stuart little is comparing michael j. fox to a mouse. | |
| DarkonZero | Isn't it? | |
| MSTAnon | =| | |
| DarkonZero | If Manos returns......we'll ask him. | |
| * superspy asks bob his thoughts on the taco bell chihuahua | ||
| BobIshmael | What? If Micheal J. Fox is a mouse? | |
| BobIshmael | Eh. | |
| DeRaptor | You mean he isn't, Bob? | |
| DeRaptor | Coulda fooled me.... | |
| DarkonZero | De....you fool. | |
| DeRaptor | >:P | |
| DarkonZero | 8) | |
| DeRaptor | )#(8(o)=@ | |
| * superspy smacks de | ||
| DarkonZero | Well.....I'm either being cleanly cussed out.....or De has typing problems. | |
| superspy | snap out of it! | |
| BobIshmael | It's Crow! Or a reindeer! | |
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as FlyingPig | ||
| FlyingPig | HEY HEY HEY! HEE HEE HEE! LOOK AT ME! | |
| DeRaptor | Ow! | |
| FlyingPig | WOW! WHATTA LINE UP! | |
| DeRaptor | It's a reindeer. | |
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** FlyingPig is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| * superspy steals dz's box | ||
| DarkonZero | I thought you had it....that's why I never use it. | |
| superspy | oh | |
| * superspy gives it back to dz | ||
| DarkonZero | Yeah....thanks......now I suppose you're gonna steal it....right? | |
| * DeRaptor is away... REASON: 9,1scanning6,0 Type 12/ctcp DeRaptor page6 to page. | ||
| DarkonZero | Ugh.....Will Shatner singing Convoy. | |
| MSTAnon | Eww... | |
| *** superspy has left IRC | ||
| *** superspy has quit IRC (Read error to superspy[seaking-23.dynamic.rpi.edu]: Connection reset by peer) | ||
| *** superspy is on IRC | ||
| *** superspy has joined #deep13 | ||
| superspy | *ahem* | |
| DarkonZero | WB.... | |
| DarkonZero | moron. | |
| BobIshmael | Oh, yes, WB. | |
| superspy | call me a moron, will you? | |
| Goku | 10No quote containing 6Work! #deep13 10were in my file. | |
| * superspy steals dz's box | ||
| Goku | 10No quote containing 6This #deep13 10were in my file. | |
| Goku | 10No quote containing 6Doesn't #deep13 10were in my file. | |
| Goku | 10No quote containing 6Work #deep13 10were in my file. | |
| Goku | 10No quote containing 6Ku #deep13 10were in my file. | |
| Goku | 10No quote containing 6You #deep13 10were in my file. | |
| superspy | gquote, search bob | |
| Goku | 10No quote containing 6Really #deep13 10were in my file. | |
| Goku | Quote containing bob: 7,2<ItIsTheCambotWhoIsMad> BobIshmael--$2.50. DeRaptor--$3.99. Goku--$3.64. Lyrics to Mr. Roboto--Priceless. Some things can't be bought, but for everthing else, there's American Express...unless you're Locdog. | |
| BobIshmael | Damn. | |
| superspy | that's it? | |
| superspy | there have to be more | |
| Goku | 10No quote containing 6Messed. #deep13 10were in my file. | |
| Goku | 10No quote containing 6Up. #deep13 10were in my file. | |
| superspy | gquote, search bob | |
| Goku | Quote containing bob: 7,2<ItIsTheCambotWhoIsMad> BobIshmael--$2.50. DeRaptor--$3.99. Goku--$3.64. Lyrics to Mr. Roboto--Priceless. Some things can't be bought, but for everthing else, there's American Express...unless you're Locdog. | |
| Goku | It only brings the first one up | |
| Goku | my script it messed up | |
| superspy | gquote, search sewage treatment | |
| Goku | 10No quote containing 6sewage treatment 10were in my file. | |
| BobIshmael | gquote, search ishmael | |
| Goku | Quote containing ishmael: 7,2<ItIsTheCambotWhoIsMad> BobIshmael--$2.50. DeRaptor--$3.99. Goku--$3.64. Lyrics to Mr. Roboto--Priceless. Some things can't be bought, but for everthing else, there's American Express...unless you're Locdog. | |
| BobIshmael | gquote, search ishmael | |
| Goku | Quote containing ishmael: 7,2<ItIsTheCambotWhoIsMad> BobIshmael--$2.50. DeRaptor--$3.99. Goku--$3.64. Lyrics to Mr. Roboto--Priceless. Some things can't be bought, but for everthing else, there's American Express...unless you're Locdog. | |
| BobIshmael | gquote, search ish | |
| Goku | Quote containing ish: 7,2<ItIsTheCambotWhoIsMad> BobIshmael--$2.50. DeRaptor--$3.99. Goku--$3.64. Lyrics to Mr. Roboto--Priceless. Some things can't be bought, but for everthing else, there's American Express...unless you're Locdog. | |
| BobIshmael | gquote, search bo | |
| Goku | Quote containing bo: 7,2<Sentinel> WOAH! <Sentinel> Why the fuck is there a staple in my keyboard? | |
| BobIshmael | gquote, search b | |
| Goku | Quote containing b: 7,2<Sentinel> WOAH! <Sentinel> Why the fuck is there a staple in my keyboard? | |
| BobIshmael | gquote, search bobishmael | |
| Goku | Quote containing bobishmael: 7,2<ItIsTheCambotWhoIsMad> BobIshmael--$2.50. DeRaptor--$3.99. Goku--$3.64. Lyrics to Mr. Roboto--Priceless. Some things can't be bought, but for everthing else, there's American Express...unless you're Locdog. | |
| BobIshmael | gquote, search mael | |
| Goku | Quote containing mael: 7,2<ItIsTheCambotWhoIsMad> BobIshmael--$2.50. DeRaptor--$3.99. Goku--$3.64. Lyrics to Mr. Roboto--Priceless. Some things can't be bought, but for everthing else, there's American Express...unless you're Locdog. | |
| BobIshmael | Grumble. | |
| Goku | 15<14{1([12Quote 181: -LadySea- [Global Notice] Happy Birthday Jenna <bobIshmael> -> *ladysea* Can you wish me a Happy Unbirthday? I'm so lonely and my life would certainly be brighter if you would grant this one Unbirthday wish. Please? I'll give you shiny bottlecaps and such.1])14}15> | |
| Goku | ok I fixed it | |
| Goku | wait though | |
| *** DeRaptor has left IRC | ||
| *** DeRaptor has quit IRC (Ping timeout for DeRaptor[pm5-143.mry.redshift.com]) | ||
| Goku | 2,9Quote: *** Shinybob changes topic to 'CallipyG is a control freak and a self-righetous pinhead.' *** Timmyling changes topic to '<MeltingMan> CallipyG rocks out with his cock out.' *** CallipyG changes topic to 'CallipyG is a control freak and a self-righetous pinhead.' | |
| Goku | whoa | |
| Goku | wrong color | |
| Goku | 7,2Quote: -LadySea- [Global Notice] Happy Birthday Jenna <bobIshmael> -> *ladysea* Can you wish me a Happy Unbirthday? I'm so lonely and my life would certainly be brighter if you would grant this one Unbirthday wish. Please? I'll give you shiny bottlecaps and such. | |
| Goku | try searching now | |
| Goku | Try it or DIE! | |
| BobIshmael | I want to do it via /msg. | |
| Goku | Or, um make me sad | |
| Goku | I am working on it Bob, it's hard! | |
| superspy | gquote, search superspy | |
| Goku | Damn | |
| Goku | opps! | |
| Goku | hehe iif instead of if | |
| Goku | it works now | |
| DarkonZero | gquote, search superspy | |
| Goku | shit | |
| superspy | 'ku, you're fired :) | |
| * MSTAnon farts. | ||
| DarkonZero | Ku....I thought you were a 31337 HaX0r...... | |
| Goku | Shut up | |
| BobIshmael | AHAHAHAHAHA! | |
| superspy | what are you laughing at, pretty boy? | |
| BobIshmael | Awwwww... Gee, shucks. | |
| * BobIshmael blushes. | ||
| DarkonZero | spy......what's wrong with you? | |
| DarkonZero | Calling Bob "pretty boy"? | |
| superspy | why not? | |
| DarkonZero | I dunno....and I don't wanna know. | |
| * superspy calls DZ a pretty boy | ||
| Goku | 7,2Quote: <Haloflux> lets all have a collective *sigh* <Fuuko> *sigh* <Haloflux> *sigh* <Goku> *poo* <Goku> aww damnit * Fuuko kicks Goku in the shin <Fuuko> Ooh that felt good too... * Haloflux pokes goku with a cookie of shhh * Fuuko kicks Goku in the shin repeatedly | |
| DarkonZero | SPY!!!!!!!!! | |
| * DarkonZero gets out his BIG CARTOON MALLET! | ||
| DarkonZero | DZ BONK! | |
| Goku | 7,2Quote: *** deftone19 (abcd@dap03-147200.harmar.sgi.net) has left #Deep13 <DarkonZero> YES! <DarkonZero> HE LEFT! *** deftone19 (abcd@dap03-147200.harmar.sgi.net) has joined #Deep13 <superspy> thank god he left. he was so......oh HI deftone! that's a snazzy looking jacket you're wearing | |
| * DarkonZero hits superspy with his BIG CARTOON MALLET! | ||
| Goku | 7,2Quote: *** deftone19 (abcd@dap03-147200.harmar.sgi.net) has left #Deep13 <DarkonZero> YES! <DarkonZero> HE LEFT! *** deftone19 (abcd@dap03-147200.harmar.sgi.net) has joined #Deep13 <superspy> thank god he left. he was so......oh HI deftone! that's a snazzy looking jacket you're wearing | |
| Goku | 7,2Quote: <BobInsight> This way I don't have to break into a neighbor's telco box. <superspy> but don't you miss the old days? <BobInsight> You mean, last month? | |
| superspy | hmm? | |
| superspy | superspy | |
| superspy | oh, it's just reading the commands from before. I get it. | |
| superspy | gquote, search superspy | |
| superspy | aw. I broke it. | |
| Goku | you suck! | |
| * superspy shoots goku | ||
| superspy | do not! | |
| BobIshmael | gquote, search subtlesoy sucks@ | |
| BobIshmael | gquote, search subtlesoy sucks! | |
| * BobIshmael listens to Rage Against the Machine. | ||
| BobIshmael | I didn't know that gorillas even HAD radios. | |
| Goku | 4[Couch Burners Inc.]4/14Rage Against the Machine4]/14(Live)4[4/14Fuck The Police4[/144:064[/143.76 MB | |
| * Goku calls Bob a complete moron | ||
| BobIshmael | Shut up, Ku. I was listening to RatM when you were listening to... I dunno, Hanson or something. | |
| *** DeRaptor is on IRC | ||
| *** DeRaptor has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * DeRaptor leaps into #Deep13 via a perpendicular universe. | ||
| *** Mars sets mode: +o DeRaptor | ||
| MSTAnon | Hi-D. | |
| BobIshmael | WB. | |
| DeRaptor | Hi there again. | |
| superspy | yello, de | |
| BobIshmael | We all live in a Yellow... De... | |
| DarkonZero | WB De..... | |
| BobIshmael | Nevermind, that doesn't work. | |
| * DeRaptor glares at Bob. | ||
| BobIshmael | Hi. | |
| DarkonZero | Hi Bob. | |
| DeRaptor | Just for that, my comic strip tonight will be a pun. | |
| * DarkonZero takes a drink.... | ||
| MSTAnon | Your comic strip? | |
| BobIshmael | It was ALREADY a pun, wasn't it? | |
| DeRaptor | Ummmm....maybe..... | |
| DeRaptor | But you don't KNOW that. | |
| BobIshmael | Well... Yeah, I do. You just told me. | |
| Goku | 7,2Quote 457: <BobInsight> This way I don't have to break into a neighbor's telco box. <superspy> but don't you miss the old days? <BobInsight> You mean, last month? | |
| Goku | Try it now | |
| BobIshmael | What? The /msg'es? | |
| Goku | If it doesn't not now work I'll be mizzad | |
| Goku | No! | |
| Goku | Not the /msg | |
| Goku | WHy whould you want that? | |
| BobIshmael | gquote, search Big dumb 31337 Goku, | |
| Goku | Its like...useless | |
| BobIshmael | gquote, search Big dumb 31337 Goku. | |
| Goku | Stopit! | |
| BobIshmael | No, it's not. | |
| Goku | How can it be used | |
| BobIshmael | With maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagic. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.....Ku is not 31337..... | |
| BobIshmael | I beg to differ. | |
| DarkonZero | He just happes to be Ultra 31337......and just doesn't want anyone to know. | |
| DarkonZero | Yes.....happes. | |
| superspy | is it up yet, de? | |
| DeRaptor | 'sgetting there. | |
| * superspy learns to pester de from "Pestering De For Dummies, by Crow T. Robot" | ||
| DarkonZero | That's a good book. | |
| DeRaptor | Hey! I own that robot! Cost me a whole nickel! I should be getting royalties from anything he writes! | |
| BobIshmael | It | |
| DeRaptor | should be up now. | |
| * MSTAnon is getting his complete XL7FG this week. =D | ||
| BobIshmael | It's up! | |
| DeRaptor | Where the hell'd you get that from, Anon? | |
| superspy | XL7FG? | |
| MSTAnon | Oh, yeah. | |
| MSTAnon | Crow's net, spy. | |
| superspy | oh | |
| * superspy smacks himself | ||
| Goku | try it again | |
| * superspy smacks de | ||
| superspy | bad, bad pun, de | |
| Goku | search for somethinf | |
| DarkonZero | Good....luckily I didn't read it. | |
| MSTAnon | Huh? | |
| superspy | gquote, search superspy | |
| MSTAnon | What pun? | |
| superspy | what ego problem? :) | |
| * DeRaptor cowers. | ||
| DarkonZero | Oh wait.....I never read anything De writes.....it seems to cause mental disabilities. | |
| DarkonZero | :) | |
| DeRaptor | And here I am, thinking it was okay for a pun at least...stupid me. | |
| superspy | so you're obviously a fan of her work | |
| DarkonZero | What work? | |
| DarkonZero | Where am I? | |
| * superspy pays goku off to add that to his quote list | ||
| DeRaptor | I do WORK? | |
| * BobIshmael ignores De's pun and decides to go skdiving or hanggliding. | ||
| DeRaptor | I gotta talk to my lawyer. That's just not right. | |
| BobIshmael | skydiving, even. | |
| DeRaptor | That depressing, eh? | |
| BobIshmael | 'fraid so. | |
| DeRaptor | damn me. | |
| DeRaptor | oh well....birdies? | |
| DeRaptor | No....that's not right. | |
| * DeRaptor sighs. | ||
| * DarkonZero flies a "birdie". | ||
| MSTAnon | So uh... | |
| MSTAnon | What pun? | |
| BobIshmael | So... Do I jump out of a plane or off of a cliff? | |
| DarkonZero | Bob....either or. | |
| BobIshmael | I figure plane, it's cheaper. | |
| superspy | are there rocks at the bottom of the cliff? | |
| * DeRaptor shoves Anon's face in the general direction of http://terribleclaw.com/DeRaptor | ||
| superspy | anon: www.deraptor.com | |
| * superspy yells at smash mouth | ||
| superspy | one of their songs opens almost exactly like a beck song | |
| *** Goku has left IRC | ||
| *** Goku has quit IRC (Ping timeout for Goku[gcl193.zoominternet.net]) | ||
| BobIshmael | One of their songs is almost exactly liky another one of their songs. | |
| BobIshmael | like. | |
| superspy | that's another argument entirely, bob. my point is that "then the morning comes" opens like a lot of beck songs | |
| superspy | or, rather, I always confuse it for a beck song when it starts playing | |
| DarkonZero | It's like how I confuse Tang with orange juice. | |
| DarkonZero | Or tea with.....er....nevermind. | |
| MSTAnon | And how long have you been doing this, De? | |
| DeRaptor | http://terribleclaw.com/DeRaptor/archives.shtml | |
| * DarkonZero wishes he had a MP3 of "Enjoy The Silence"........ | ||
| MSTAnon | So off and on since mid-December. | |
| MSTAnon | Who's your syndicate? | |
| BobIshmael | Boy, Anon's a bright one, ain't he? | |
| DeRaptor | ME. | |
| MSTAnon | Uh... | |
| *** DarkonZero has left IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is now known as ME | ||
| MSTAnon | No, I meant for newspapers. | |
| ME | Yes....I am the syndicator. | |
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** ME is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| superspy | de: what?! no rusty float in the macy's parade? the hell is wrong with you?! :) | |
| DarkonZero | Anon.....just buy any newspaper you find.... | |
| DarkonZero | You will eventually find it. | |
| MSTAnon | Is it in the Rocky Mountain News? | |
| MSTAnon | 'Cause I certainly haven't seen it. | |
| BobIshmael | Okay, let me try again... | |
| DarkonZero | Well.....look around...feeb! | |
| BobIshmael | Boy, Anon's a moron, ain't he? | |
| superspy | he ain't too quick, bob. | |
| DarkonZero | That be the truth..... | |
| BobIshmael | <Anon> Something said... Not good... | |
| DarkonZero | Anon......have you ever heard of self publishing? | |
| DarkonZero | If not...... | |
| DarkonZero | I feel sorry for ya. | |
| superspy | hey. where'd de run off to? | |
| * DeRaptor wonders how soon AOL is gonna install the chip in our brains... | ||
| DarkonZero | Soon De....soon. | |
| superspy | de, don't tell me you just found out | |
| superspy | hmmm. the AOL chip. now I can get busy signals in my brain! woo! | |
| MSTAnon | AOL just bought Time-Warner. | |
| DarkonZero | I wish you all could see this Computer Stew'd AOL commercial....it's funny. | |
| MSTAnon | So now CNN, CNNsi, CNNfn, Headline News, TBS, TNT, and Cartoon Network are all owned by AOL. | |
| superspy | yep | |
| DarkonZero | <Someguy> WOW! Now I can use the spacebar! | |
| MSTAnon | God, this sucks. | |
| BobIshmael | Anon! You're a genius! We didn't know that! | |
| superspy | warner brothers, warner music, the wb network.... | |
| MSTAnon | =P | |
| DeRaptor | AOL owns Space Ghost......... | |
| DeRaptor | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
| * MSTAnon shudders. | ||
| * BobIshmael decides he finally needs to make that "who owns who" webpage. | ||
| superspy | time magazine and everything time owns.... | |
| BobIshmael | I'd come up with a better name, of course. | |
| MSTAnon | The Braves. | |
| BobIshmael | Procter and Gamble own quite a few companies. | |
| MSTAnon | Turner Field. | |
| * superspy is frightened at the fact that *viacom* has a parent company | ||
| BobIshmael | +s | |
| MSTAnon | Viacom is a big ol' parent company. | |
| DarkonZero | Bob......how about "Who is the Overseer!" | |
| BobIshmael | Every company has a parent company. | |
| superspy | right, anon. but someone owns Viacom | |
| BobIshmael | The government doesn't allow monopolies, but they allow this. | |
| MSTAnon | Stockholders. | |
| superspy | no, anon | |
| superspy | National Amusements | |
| MSTAnon | Ah... Huh? | |
| BobIshmael | See! No one knows these things! | |
| superspy | I do, bob! | |
| * superspy wants to have his own IPO | ||
| BobIshmael | You know a few. | |
| superspy | stock symbol: SPY | |
| DarkonZero | ..... | |
| BobIshmael | It's probably already taken. | |
| * DeRaptor wonders when Microsoft, AOL, and Disney will finally merge and rule the world..... | ||
| DarkonZero | They might already have...... | |
| MSTAnon | Eww... | |
| * DeRaptor shudders. | ||
| MSTAnon | Of course, AT&T bought the evil TCI last year. | |
| BobIshmael | That'd be funny, De... Except it's probably will happen. Corporations already run this country. | |
| superspy | bob: there are only a handful of media companies: disney, national amusements, and now (shudder) AOL | |
| BobIshmael | What about the others? Who owns the food you ate today? | |
| MSTAnon | USWest is buying Qwest. | |
| superspy | then there's GM, which technically owns DirecTV | |
| DarkonZero | Great things we learned from Japan, huh?> | |
| BobIshmael | We didn't learn this from Japan, DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | Uh... | |
| DarkonZero | Bob... | |
| BobIshmael | This is pure American idiocy. | |
| DarkonZero | Yes.. | |
| DarkonZero | After following japan. | |
| DarkonZero | :) | |
| * MSTAnon can't wait to go to Japan. | ||
| superspy | why are you going to japan? | |
| * BobIshmael ponders teaching DZ some history, but refrains. | ||
| DarkonZero | Bob.....you're history...or American> | |
| DarkonZero | > to ? | |
| DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
| DarkonZero | you're to your | |
| BobIshmael | Ummm... Yes? | |
| MSTAnon | Watashi wa rai-nen Kororado kara Nihon made hikooki de ikimasu. | |
| superspy | anon: why are you going to japan? | |
| DeRaptor | Anyways, I better go to bed. If the world gets conquered while I'm away, lemme know, 'k? | |
| superspy | ok, de. | |
| DarkonZero | Night De..... | |
| BobIshmael | I make no promises. | |
| MSTAnon | To study abroad, of course. | |
| DeRaptor | bye | |
| *** DeRaptor has left IRC | ||
| *** DeRaptor has quit IRC (I could never sleep my way to the top, cuz my alarm clock always wakes me right up...) | ||
| MSTAnon | And study the cute Japanese broads, too. ;) | |
| superspy | [rimshot] | |
| BobIshmael | A regular Carson, this one. | |
| DarkonZero | Anon....you ever been out lately? | |
| DarkonZero | And not just to take out the garbage. | |
| MSTAnon | Out... As in out on a date? | |
| DarkonZero | Well.....yes..... | |
| MSTAnon | New Year's Eve. | |
| DarkonZero | And a girl named "Rosie Palmer". | |
| superspy | *ahem* | |
| MSTAnon | No, a girl named Mariah. | |
| DarkonZero | And with a girl named "Rosie Palmer". | |
| * BobIshmael looks up. | ||
| superspy | dz, that joke smells like it came out of a 1950's-era high school | |
| DarkonZero | It did. | |
| DarkonZero | Lemme change it.... | |
| DarkonZero | And with a guy named "Jack Handey". | |
| MSTAnon | No, seriously. I drove up to Fort Collins and went out with my girlfriend. | |
| DarkonZero | That any better? | |
| superspy | no | |
| DarkonZero | I thought so.... | |
| DarkonZero | Anon.......are you gonna try and prove this? If so.....well......we will sleep. | |
| MSTAnon | Well, I can't exactly take her to St. Louis with me. Well, I could... Hmm... | |
| * DarkonZero expects a blow-up doll...... | ||
| DarkonZero | spy......your expectation? | |
| superspy | considering I'm not going........ | |
| superspy | but nonetheless, I don't see the problem with just believing him, dz | |
| DarkonZero | Okay......is that your final answer? | |
| superspy | yes | |
| superspy | final answer. | |
| DarkonZero | YOU WON $1! | |
| superspy | wee! | |
| * superspy wants to go to siggraph this year | ||
| DarkonZero | Speaking of blow-up dolls.....where's Bob? | |
| superspy | it's in new orleans! | |
| BobIshmael | Hi-larious. | |
| DarkonZero | Yes....I know. | |
| DarkonZero | It 'twas rather funnt! | |
| DarkonZero | They're holding Siggraph in New Orleans? | |
| superspy | yep | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm. | |
| DarkonZero | I wis I could go. | |
| DarkonZero | wis to wish | |
| DarkonZero | I'd like to go the the World's Animation Conference. | |
| DarkonZero | But it's in Hollywood this year. | |
| MSTAnon | Oh, man... I've already booked my plane ticket to L.A., but still plan on driving out to St. Louis. =P | |
| DarkonZero | Bob is flaking out. | |
| DarkonZero | Probably.... | |
| BobIshmael | Probably. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm definite about going. | |
| DarkonZero | Unless I move to PA. | |
| superspy | blargh | |
| DarkonZero | Blargh? | |
| DarkonZero | Oh.....blaaaaaaaaaaargh. | |
| * superspy can't find any registration pages on siggraph's website | ||
| superspy | asses | |
| DarkonZero | Pretty much.... | |
| DarkonZero | Well folks.....it's dying down in here and I might as well go with it.......later. | |
| MSTAnon | See ya, DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | Say goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Tue Jan 11 00:41:02 2000 | ||
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