#Deep13_1000107.log

Session Start: Fri Jan 07 20:21:00 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '<MeltingMan> Lexx is probably like Hobgoblins meets First Wave every week.'
*** Set by Locdog07 on Fri Jan 07 11:06:56
Locdog07Hullo DZ!
Defiehi
DarkonZeroTHE FEEB IS HERE!
Cal-Crowesci-fi is run by blockheads
Cal-Crowedz!
ManosManThe Sci-Fi Channel: Ever Think? Hell no!
GreidanusDZ!!!
ManosManDZ!!!
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Defiethe feeb?
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Defiewho's the feeb?
Locdog07hullo Manos
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Cal-CroweYou are, Defie!
* Defie hopes she's not the feeb
Locdog07awwww
Defiedamn
* Locdog07 hugs Defie
Locdog07No she ain't
GreidanusI'm the feeb!
Locdog07Feebanus
Cal-CroweFeeb-Crowe
FeebZeroNO....I'm the damned feeb!
FeebZeroSEE!
Cal-CroweDAMNIT! me office chair is sliding down!
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FeebFeebI can go one better
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FeebGreidbut I'm a feeb too!!
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FeebZeroWAH!
FeebZeroWHY CAN'T I BE THE ONLY ONE!
Feeb-Crowedah...I sounded like a leprechaun...
Feeb-Crowe<Cal-Crowe> DAMNIT! me office chair is sliding down!
Feeb-CroweI want me gold too!
MSTManos<Lodovik> YOU STOLE ME SHIT!
FeebZeroThe Mrs Butterworths commercials are frightening.
Feeb-Crowehehe
FeebGreidvery
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* Feeb-Crowe gets a Mrs. Butterworths bottle
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* Feeb-Crowe talks to it
Feeb-Croweling!
FeebZeroLIND A DING!
TimmylingHi there.
FeebFeebheya 'lingo!
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MSTManosDing-a-'ling!
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*** FeebGreid is now known as Greidanus
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Locdog07heheh
FabFeebHeh...heh.....
Cal-Crowehttp://members.tripod.com/calvincrowe/mstmain.htm
Cal-Crowehttp://members.tripod.com/calvincrowe/msteg.htm
FeebZeroLing is having his delusions of Fabness again.....
Cal-CroweFabio-ness
FeebZeroDAH!
FeebZeroI hope not that!
* Defie is laughing at the stupid matthew broderick fans
* Cal-Crowe pours butter on himself
* Defie knows how much of a feeb he really is
Cal-CroweI'm fabio
* FeebZero ponders on stopping the watching of Johnny Bravo.
Locdog07Good idea
FeebZeroI can't...I learn so much!
* Cal-Crowe ponders rolling around on some popcorn
GokuWhere the hell is Bob
FabFeebHey!  I like Matthew Broderick.
Locdog07He's as short as 'ling is, that's why he likes him
Locdog07What do you want Bob for, 'ku?
GokuHe said he had something to tell me
Gokubut I was awaya
Goku-a
Locdog07hmmmm
Defiebroderick is evil!
Gokuand he was gone when I got back
Defiethe guy tried to kill me!
Locdog07heh
Locdog07Rilly?
Locdog07I know you scared him...but...
Cal-CroweWe're the 10th biggest channel on Starlink right now
GreidanusHE TRIED TO KILL ME WITH A FORKLIFT!
Cal-CroweOLE!
GreidanusWOOOOO!
GreidanusPACKERS!
Locdog07heheh
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* FeebZero stops watching Johnny Bravo....and breaks out WinAmp.
MSTManosUh-oh.
Locdog07FeebZero breaks out in WinZits
FeebZeroOHMIGOD!
FeebZeroNOOOOOO!
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* Defie stabs broderick dolls
Cal-Crowehehe
Defiehi UD
* UltraDork falls over
Defiedont say you're a matthew broderick fan
UltraDorkAHHHCK!
Defieplease dont'
* UltraDork tightens his underwear
Greidanusegads....
UltraDorkYEAH!
FeebZeroWOO!
Cal-CroweThis is not good...
FeebZeroALRIGHT!
* Cal-Crowe slaps UltraDork around a bit with a large trout
FabFeebHey DZ.  Again.
UltraDorkHEY!
* UltraDork slaps Cal-Crowe around a bit with a large trout
FeebZeroWOO!
* Cal-Crowe gives UD a swirlie
FeebZeroYEAH!
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FeebZeroDO IT!
TimmylingThere we go.
* UltraDork looks up feeb in the dictionary
* FeebZero burps in Ling's face.
* Locdog07 looks up feeb's skirt
FeebZeroHEY!
* Locdog07 snickers
* FeebZero swat at Loc.
* Locdog07 says at ow
FeebZeroWOO!
Locdog07swat@Loc.com
Greidanushehe
FeebZeroLocdog07@Firehydrant.org
Cal-CrowePoor UD...He'll be looking all night for the term
Locdog07Heeeeyyyy...
TimmylingLoc@Dog.07.com
TimmylingOr something.
Locdog07...
Cal-Crowedeep13@gizmonics.co
FeebZeroWHATA ZINGER LING!
TimmylingHuh.
FeebZeroWOO!
Greidanus*ahem*
Cal-CroweLing Lang Loong
FeebZeroLing is sure funny tonight!
TimmylingHey, you ain't exactly a riot either, DZ.
FeebZeroI know....
FeebZeroDid I say I was?
UltraDorkYEAH!
Greidanushe's a feeb, after all
UltraDorkWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
FeebZeroWOO!
* Cal-Crowe gets his rifle out...
TimmylingNo, but in comparison to me, you aren't better or relatively worse.
* Cal-Crowe shoots UD
Cal-CroweDIEEE!
UltraDorkACK!
TimmylingAlright, I gotta go.
FeebZeroYEAH!
UltraDorkYUO HURT ME!!
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FeebZeroSHOOT THE BASTARD!
* Cal-Crowe gets out his Tommy Gun
UltraDorkow!
UltraDorkow! ow! ow! ow! ow! ow! ow! ow! ow! ow! ahhhh ow! ow! ow! ow! ow!
FeebZeroKILL 'EM!
UltraDorkYou missed me!
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* Greidanus brings out her blessed Uzi
*** FeebZero is now known as DorkinZero
DorkinZeroDAH!
DorkinZeroNOOOO!
GreidanusDIIIIIIIEEE DORK!!!
* Greidanus blasts the hell outta UD
DorkinZeroI promise that UD will never come back here.....ever.
Greidanusheh...
DorkinZeroYou hate his so much.
DorkinZerohis to him
Cal-CroweUltraDork is ultradork@pm5-129.mry.redshift.com * WONK!
DorkinZeroI wonder why? He really never did anything.
Greidanuswell, naturally, we hate him
Defiegrrrrr
Defieevil Cal
Greidanushe be Dork...
Defieblaming your clone on me eh?
Cal-Crowewha?
Greidanushehehe
DorkinZeroCal need a goat.
UltraDorkPHIBITTA!
DorkinZeroneeded.
* Locdog07 watches Cal grow a goatee
Greidanusa scapegoat...
Locdog07No, Cal, not....nevermind
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Cal-Croweoops
Greidanushehehehe!!!!
DorkinZeroWell....
DorkinZeroThat covered your tracks.
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* Cal-Crowe dares to be stupid
DarkonZeroI don't dare....I AM!
DarkonZeroUh..wait.
Cal-CroweDUH!
Greidanusdamn, gotta go...
DarkonZeroBye Greid.
Cal-CroweBYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Defiebye
Locdog07bye
MSTManosBye, Greid.
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* Defie is hungry
Locdog07hmmm
* Defie hasn't been eating a lot lately
Locdog07Hmm.
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* Locdog07 force-feeds Defie
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DarkonZeroMM!
MeltingManHeya!
Locdog07MM!
Cal-CroweMM!
GokuMelty!
* Cal-Crowe force feeds Defie 13 turkeys
* Defie picks at her peeling lip
Locdog07Hmmm
MeltingManMM....Eminem.
* Locdog07 peels Defie's lips off
Locdog07Heyyy...
* Locdog07 puts Defie's lips on his face
Locdog07Heehee
* Cal-Crowe watches Defie peel hereself to uncover an orange
DarkonZeroLoc...you put them on her forehead!
Locdog07Uhhh...
DarkonZeroOOOP!
* Defie is a grape!
Locdog07I guess I'm confusing her head with my head..
DarkonZeroMaybe.
DarkonZeroOr....
DarkonZeroNaw...
DarkonZeroCan't be.
Cal-CroweDO@!
Locdog07What?
Defiewhat DK?
DarkonZeroOh...nothing.
DarkonZeroDarKrow is here?
Cal-Crowe@$$
MSTManosDK?
DarkonZeroWHERE?
MSTManosDK ain't here, man.
Locdog07Dude.
Locdog07Totally.
Locdog07Man.
Cal-CroweWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEERE!?
Defiesorry...
Defiei uh...
Defiemeant the other DK
Locdog07i uh baboon
Cal-Crowei uh...
MSTManosI like saying that when no one's here.
MSTManosThere ain't another DK here, man.
Locdog07Dude.
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Cal-CroweDK is stuck in a bomb shelter eating spam and twinkies
Locdog07Totally.
Locdog07Man.
DonkeyKongI'm DK.
Defiegeez...sorry
MSTManosHeh.
DarkonZeroHehe...
* Locdog07 watches DonkeyKong throw barrels at a little red plumber guy#
Defiewho the hell is tom and why is he getting my user info??
DarkonZeroIt's been awhile since anyone called me DK.
Cal-CroweHe's a pervert
Locdog07You mean Tom Servo, Defie?
Defiegreat...
Defiei dunno..it just says Tom
Locdog07hmmm
DonkeyKongMaybe it's Tom Selleck.
Cal-Crowejust Tom?
Defie...yeh
Cal-Crowehe's gone
MSTManosTom Green?
MSTManosOh.
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Cal-Crowepaste the user info comment here
MSTManosTom was solbase@du-stk1121.gotnet.net * solbase@solbase.com
MSTManosTom using Denver.CO.US.StarLink.Org Fri Jan  7 22:53:35 2000
MSTManosEnd of WHOWAS
Cal-CroweI'll get im
Cal-Crowehmmm
Locdog07Grrrrr.
MSTManosI think TS is out to stalk Defie.
DarkonZeroIsn't he always?
Cal-CroweTom was solbase@du-stk1121.gotnet.net * solbase@solbase.com
Defieyeah really
MSTManosWhich proves once and for all... he has NO life.
Defiebrb
Locdog07k
Cal-CroweBRB, I'm going to scifi to torment TS if he's there
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MSTManosBut then again, we knew that, now DIDN'T we?
DarkonZeroYes...
DarkonZero<Tom Servo> I didn't.....
Locdog07heh
MSTManos<Tom> HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
MSTManos<Tom> U FUNY!
DarkonZeroManos......don't forget that special touch!
DarkonZero<Tom> BIATCH!
DarkonZeroWell....
DarkonZeroHmmm....
Locdog07indeed
* DarkonZero burps....
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DarkonZeroDarned burritos.
* MSTManos looks up.
MSTManosLodo didn't say that.
DarkonZeroOh yes he did....
DarkonZeroIf he ever PM'ed ya.
MSTManosHmm.
DarkonZeroWould you like to read a log?
* Locdog07 reads his log
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MeltingManI communicate in log.
* MeltingMan holds up a peice of wood.
MeltingManThis is the meaning of life.
Locdog07Indeed
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Locdog07wb
MSTManosDZ... sure.
DarkonZeroWait...
Locdog07"Just a moment... Just a moment..."
DarkonZeroSession Start: Tue Nov 16 21:56:24 1999
DarkonZeroSession Ident: Lodovik (someguy@SKT2B206-07.splitrock.net)
DarkonZero<Lodovik> YOU ARE A FUCKING BEEATCH
DarkonZero<DarkonZero> I am.....why thank you!
DarkonZeroSession Close: Tue Nov 16 22:02:54 1999
CalvinCrowhehe!
MSTManosHeehee.
MSTManos<eric> a whole day of lexx = alot of pot smoking
Locdog07heh
Locdog07eep
DarkonZeroEww.....Loc is telling us what he's doing, but since he's dyslexic.....
Locdog07...bleh
CalvinCrowFudge is good mmmm
DarkonZero.....
MeltingMan"We're number one in the number two business" - an ad for a septic system company.
CalvinCrowLOL
CalvinCrowU FUMNY!
DarkonZeroFUMNY!
MSTManosFUMNY!
MeltingManFUNNT!
DarkonZeroNo...
DarkonZeroFUMNY!
MeltingManOh...
DarkonZeroNoo!
DarkonZeroNo....
CalvinCrow#lyme
DarkonZeroNI!
DarkonZeroNoo...
CalvinCrowLyme Disease Support
Locdog07heyyyyy
DarkonZeroWait...
DarkonZeroThey support Lyme disease.....no wonder it easily infects!
CalvinCrow#omega has 4 bots
Locdog07Man, MiB just threatened to break my legs.,
MSTManos<suda> You said hi to Cal and he left.
MeltingManHmmm...today is TheCambot's birthday.
MSTManos<Marci> lol
MSTManos<Marci> hey,,,I was busy doing a whois on him,,and he was also in some channel named deep13
MSTManos<Marci> didn't sound good to me
DarkonZeroyay...
DarkonZerowoohoo.....
DarkonZeroyay for cam...
CalvinCrowCam is locked away in a bomb shelter eating spam and twinkies
Locdog07or something
DarkonZeroCam thinks we hate him....
MSTManosWhat? Did no one care to tell him it was all a fluke?
MSTManosBecause I wouldn't.
DarkonZeroThe few times Cam was back...he was still knobbish.
CalvinCrow#truth_or_dare
MSTManosOr would I?.......................... no.
* Locdog07 doesn't hate Cam, but he's not particularily fond of him
MSTManosCam is a madman with feet.
* MeltingMan wonders if BobIshmael is developing a Cam-ish quality.
CalvinCrowI gotta go...
DarkonZeroBye Cal...
Locdog07Bye Cal
MeltingManAdios, Cal.
MSTManosBye, Cal.
CalvinCrowEveryone enjoy the days and frolic into the sunsue with a camel
* CalvinCrow retches
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* MSTManos wonders the opposite.
DarkonZeroOh...Bob is still being Bob....but 10 times worse.
MSTManosYikes.
MeltingManYeah he's too much Bob.  That's it.
MSTManosBob is really into his third-person personality.
DarkonZeroOh...ShinyBob?
MSTManosYeah. And plain old Bob acting third-person.
DarkonZeroAre you wsure he's acting?
MSTManosI'd give you an example, but all my logs have been wiped out of my hard drive.
DarkonZeroHmmm....
MSTManosHis third-person attitude as Bob is kinda small.
MeltingManHuh huh.....you had a log and you wiped.
MSTManosHeh.
DarkonZeroMM!
DarkonZeroNO!
DarkonZeroBAD!
* DarkonZero smacks MM.
* MSTManos remembers the log campaign on Ren and Stimpy.
MSTManosLOG!
Locdog07Here's an example, Bob took offense to a topic I set about him. Sensitivity isn't Bob's normal nature.
MeltingManHmmm....
MeltingManYeah....Bob's supposed to be a guy you can chop his head off before he cares.
Locdog07heh
Locdog07nah
MSTManosBob gets pissed about everything, if everything doesn't go his way.
Locdog07It's just he refuses to have any emotion online, as if online is a place for robots
MSTManosThat's his way.
MSTManosYou win the million dollars.
Locdog07heh
DarkonZeroNot a lot of people like others to know how they feel.
Locdog07Yet Bob likes everyone to know how everyone except him feels.
DarkonZeroBob is one of them.
Locdog07So he tells everyone each others secrets.
Locdog07And keeps his own locked away.
DarkonZeroBut remember....that's Bob.
MSTManosYep.
* Locdog07 sighs
* MeltingMan wonders if some people like everyone to know how they smell.
MSTManosBobIshmael... good only for laughs.
Locdog07Yes, and Lodo being a total moron is "That's Lodo!"
DarkonZeroYes...
MSTManosWell, yeah.
Locdog07So we're just supposed to put up with it because "That's <fill in blank>!"?
MSTManosI can't change him.
MSTManosNo one can.
DarkonZeroMM....my feet really stink....if you wanted to know.
Locdog07Bob can change him.
MSTManosOnly Bob can.
MSTManosYep.
DarkonZeroBut Bob doesn't want to change.....
MeltingManBob has to change his own diapers now that he's older.
DarkonZeroHe likes the way he is.
MSTManosBut you gotta admit... and I said this already... he's good for some laughs.
DarkonZeroYeah...
* Locdog07 rolls his eyes
DarkonZeroI laugh at Bob constantly.
Locdog07At him.
Locdog07Not with him.
DarkonZeroA little of both.
Locdog07ehhhh.
MSTManosDitto.
Locdog07ehhhhh.
Locdog07Yet you swore to annoy him more, Manos.
MSTManos<Some Guy In The Back> ME THREE!!!
DarkonZeroI know everyone loathes me.....
Locdog07ehhhhhhh.
Locdog07Awww, no we don't, DZ
* Locdog07 hugs DZ
MSTManosNo.
DarkonZeroI'm kidding.
MSTManosHeh.
Locdog07heh.....k
MeltingManOh...in that case I do loathe you.
DarkonZeroI'm lawyas been hard on myself....
DarkonZeroYes...lawyas!
MSTManosLawyas!
Locdog07heheh
MSTManosIs that the ghetto way of saying "lawyers"?
MeltingManLawyers!
DarkonZeroDamn...I DO have dyslexia!
MSTManos"YO! I'M GRANDFATHER U! AND I'M PIMPIN' SOME LAWYAS UP IN THIS HY-ZOUZE!"
DarkonZeroOr I've been outta school too long.
Locdog07ummmm
MSTManosAhem.
DarkonZeroMANOS!
DarkonZeroLOL!
* MeltingMan ponders referencing Ali G...and decides against it.
Locdog07heheh....oookay
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DarkonZeroSince I hang around teenagers all day.....no wonder my brain is shrinking!
MSTManosHeh.
Locdog07heheh
* Locdog07 ponders stuff
* DarkonZero ponders things...
* MSTManos laughs at his "Grandfather U" rapper name.
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Locdog07heh...
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* MeltingMan remembers in "King Kong vs. Godzilla"...where a scientist notes that Godzilla's brain is the size of a pea, despite the fact that Godzilla's head is about the size of a drug store.
Locdog07Hi az
Locdog07He says it in that phrasing, MM?
GrandpaUIt's Anon in drag!
DarkonZeroOne thing I should stop doing is talk with an accent when customers that speak with a accent (Ex: Aussies) come to my workplace.....
Locdog07heheh
GrandpaUHehehe.
MeltingManNo...he holds up a pea and says "This is the size of Godzilla's brain"
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Locdog07ooookay...
GrandpaUZOOMER LAMER!
DarkonZeroEvery time a Aussie comes in....I speak with a Aussie accent.
Locdog07Does he then hold up a drug store and say "This is the size of Godzilla's head"?
* GrandpaU wonders about DZ.
MeltingManHeh...that would make the movie entertaining.
GrandpaUYou MUST have a problem... hehe.
Locdog07"I am mighty elderly man!"
MeltingManheheh
GrandpaUHehe.
DarkonZeroI wish MST3K got their hands on "Infra-Man"......
DarkonZeroTHUNDERBALL FIST!
* MeltingMan needs to see Infra-Man...he's only seen clips of it.
Locdog07hmmmmmm
DarkonZeroI saw it......in one scene a guy gets knocked out....then when someone else enters the room (a second later).....he gets back up like nothing happened....but explains what happened.
Locdog07heh...ooookay
Locdog07*THUD* *door creak* "Oh, hi, sorry. Just got knocked out there. Tea?"
MeltingManheheh...so I've heard.  Did Infra-man save Hong Kong?
DarkonZeroNaw.....he destroyed it like most of them heros.
Locdog07heh
DarkonZeroOr....I can't remember.
DarkonZeroI saw it a long time ago.
* MeltingMan may have to rent Infra-man tomorrow.
* Locdog07 may have to do stuff
DarkonZeroI wanna buy a copy!
MeltingManI could steal it for you.
DarkonZerouh....
DarkonZerono....
DarkonZeroNo need.
DarkonZeroI gots the money.
GrandpaU"Why waste money when you can steal?"
GrandpaU"A message from GrandpaU. WOOOOOOOORD!!!"
Locdog07heh
MeltingManYeah...you do save a lot of money when you steal.
Locdog07GrandpaU probably pronounces it "Grand-pow!"
DarkonZeroStart making up a bunch of "Grandpa U says, ...."
GrandpaUYep.
DarkonZeroDoes the "U" stand for "Urinated in my Depends"?
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GrandpaUHeheheh... no...
Locdog07hey, DK online
GrandpaUUh-oh.
GrandpaUDoes he know I'm back?
Locdog07prolly
GrandpaULemme surprise him.
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DarKrow4,1A black bird enters the room
*** Mars sets mode: +o DarKrow
DarKrowHEEEEEEEEERE"S DK!
Locdog07hmm. wow.
DarkonZeroDEEK!
*** MSTManos is on IRC
DarKrowWassup peeps!
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DarKrowMANNY
MSTManosHi.
DarkonZeroWow!
DarkonZeroWHATTA SURPRISE!
DarKrowMelty! Goku!
MSTManosYep, yep.
MeltingManHeya Manos
DarKrowso, what's going on
Locdog07stuff
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* jasoN jasons in
MSTManosDK, what's your AOL IMer? I lost every damned piece of data from my hard drive after the "Great Bubonic Spanish Influenza Plague II".
Locdog07hello 'son
DarkonZeroN!
DarKrowjasoN!
MSTManosJas!
jasoNhi dad
DarKrowCrooow139, Manos
jasoNhello kids!
MSTManosThankee.
MeltingManHey jasoN.
GokuN!
jasoNhey u
jasoNwow, everyone missed me so much
MSTManosI didn't... or did I?
jasoNyou did
MSTManosDamn... looks like I did.
DarkonZeroI just looked up "Infra-Man" on the IMDb.......here's a user comment....
* MSTManos gives N a buck for winning the bet.
DarkonZeroUser Comments: A Hong Kong Sci Fi Masterpiece!
Locdog07"I like fudge" - user comment
MeltingManheh
Locdog07"I'm trying to cut down. People label me as a user..." - user comment. "SEE?!?"
MeltingManThat's comparable to a lot of the user comments imdb allows.
DarkonZeroI wonder if Loc's comment is still up.....lemme see.
Locdog07huh?
Locdog07My comment fer what>?
DarkonZeroHold on....
* MeltingMan remembers Loc calling MST3K "One of the greatest acheivments of humanity" or something.
Locdog07oh, yeah
Locdog07isn't it?
DarkonZeroIt might still be up.
DarkonZeroIt's still there.
Locdog07uh-huh
DarkonZeroOct 13.....1998.
Locdog07Whee.
MeltingManA day that will live in infamy
DarkonZeroA Canadian is raving about the movie though.
Locdog07hmmmmmm
MSTManosDidn't they show it in Canada?
DarkonZeroNot sure....
* Locdog07 wonders why the Simpsons have yellow skin. Sorry, but it's just so weird that I had to ask the obvious.
DarkonZeroI know they do tape trading.
DarkonZeroWith us USA'ers.
DarKrowMatt Groening didn't have flesh colored markers
Locdog07ah
MeltingManOh....that's because they didn't know how to do Bart and Lisa's hair.  Someone suggested making their skin yellow, and Matt Groening thought that was surreal and funny.
Locdog07Oh.
MeltingManHe's always had them in B&W before.
MeltingManhe's = he'd
Locdog07Oh, I see, and their hair kinda joins to their bodies
Locdog07And it's look weird
DarKrowwho cares
Locdog07it'd
Locdog07...uh...
MeltingManI care.
* MeltingMan beats up DarKrow.
MeltingManDo you care yet!?
DarKrowHey!
DarKrowGet your hand off me
DarKrowand your nose too
Locdog07...whah?
*** Locdog07 changes topic to '<DarKrow> Hey! Get your hand off me! And your nose too.'
DarkonZeroWhat was Groening's other characters...the ones with the Fez's? One was named "Akmed".
* DarKrow picks Melty's nose off his chest and re-attaches it to Melty's face
DarKrowThe "Life In Hell" characters?
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DarKrowlike the Bunnymen?
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MSTManosZOOMER LAMER!
MeltingManThat DarKrow quote reminds me of Lexx.
DarKrowHeY!
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Locdog07heh
DarkonZeroMM...what doesn't remind you of Lexx?
* MeltingMan doesn't remember the names of the Life in Hell characters.
DarKrowSorry, too much Price Is Right
Locdog07heh
DarKrowI remember that there were two guys in fezes
Locdog07Naughty MM
DarKrowand 3 rabbit people
DarKrowone had only one eatr
DarKrow-t
Locdog07a fire eater?
MeltingManLike Gamera?
DarkonZeroWOO!
DarkonZeroI FOUND A COPY OF INFRA-MAN!
DarkonZero$13!
* Locdog07 likes how all the ghosts in the Fruitties have to assure their victims that they are indeed ghosts before the victims then become afraid
DarKrowWhat the hell is with you and the fruitties
Locdog07"Whoooooooo!" (Roly stares un-impressed at the ghost) "Whooooooo!" (Roly continues to stare) "I'm a ghost!" (Roly screams and runs)
MeltingManHeh heh.  It's been a long time since you've brought up The Fruitties.
Locdog07Indeed.
MSTManosYep.
[Locdog07 SOUND]
MeltingManShut up, DK.  The Fruitties rock.
MSTManosThe Frutties are nutty.
Locdog07heh
MSTManosBut also scary.
MSTManosIn a sense... okay, naturally.
Locdog07heh
[Locdog07 SOUND]
DarkonZeroHEY!
DarkonZeroI FOUND ESCAPE 2000!
* Locdog07 snickers
MSTManosLike those mushrooms laughing... *shudders*
Locdog07oooohh
MSTManosOoh!
DarKrowweird...
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
MeltingManThere is another movie by the title "Escape 2000", DZ.
DarkonZeroThere are 2.....
MeltingManMy local video store has it.  I might watch it sometime.
DarKrowIf you want Escape 2000, search for it under "Escape from the Bronx"
DarkonZeroThere is a 1983 version.....Aussie fick.
DarkonZerofick to flick.
Locdog07Aussie f*ck
MSTManosEww...
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
MeltingManUm....
MSTManosWatch your mouth, Loc.
Locdog07okee.
DarkonZeroAnd the other is from 1984....and AKA Escape From The Bronx.
Locdog07I can't, It's too underneath-y.
* MeltingMan isn't familiar with Aussie f*ck...is that popular in England?
MSTManos1984?
Locdog07uhhh...prolly
DarKrow1984... inside my school, that's what it's like
MSTManosSo that's the one.
MeltingMan1985, actually.  It's the sequel to The Bronx Warriors.
* MSTManos needs to read that book.
DarKrowSecurity Cameras, x-ray machines, and metal detectord
Locdog07"Leave the school. You are ordered to leave the school."
DarKrowNo free speech
DarKrowNo free thought
* MSTManos laughs at DK.
MeltingManThe Bronx Warriors takes place in the distand future of 1990.
Locdog07heh
MSTManosMore specifically...
MeltingMandistant.
DarKrowWAR IS PEACE
* MSTManos laughs at DK's misfortune.
DarKrowFREEDOM IS SLAVERY
DarKrowIGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
Locdog07FOUR LEGS GOOD
Locdog07TWO LEGS BAD
MSTManosVOTE REAGAN
DarKrowhehe
DarkonZeroAnd I also found City Limits.
MeltingManOh.....don't buy that.
MSTManosI saw the video cover for that... 5 guys on bikes.
MSTManosI think.
Locdog07heh
DarkonZerowww.moviesunlimited.com has all these movies.
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MeltingManDo they have Pod People UnMSTed?
DarkonZeroNope....
DarKrowI want to find Attack of the The Eye Creatures
* MSTManos has seen "Santa Claus" UnMSTed and in Spanish.
DarkonZeroI don't think Pod People was the original name of that movie.
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MeltingManYeah...it's "The Unearthling".  That's the most common US title
MSTManosThat's zoom #3 for az.
DarkonZeroI'm gonna speak with az....
MSTManosI say we ban him/her/it.
Locdog07Another title was something like "The return of ET"
MeltingManAnd "The Extra Terrestrial Visitors" is the second most common title.
DarKrowI want to find Attack of the The Eye Creatures
DarkonZeroLemme check DK.
Locdog07I was disappointed by the stinger to that ep
MeltingManDo you want to find Attack of the The Eye Creatures?
DarKrowyes
MeltingManWhich one?
Locdog07Eye Creatures
Locdog07They shoulda had the same guy saying "Wait a minute, what the heck am I doin'?"
DarkonZeroI found it!
DarKrowGAH!
MeltingManThat guy....he's sooo...icky.
DarKrowhmmm
DarKrowThe Starfighters
DarKrowdo they have that?
MeltingManI don't even want to know why he kept his camera in his underwear drawer.
DarkonZeroDamn...no.
DarKrowoh
DarKrowHow about.... Kitten With A Whip
MSTManosYou could check www.army.mil for info on the Starfighters...
Locdog07hmm
Locdog07"Yes, there are lot of girls around here..." "Why, yes sir, I-" "SHUTTUP!!!!!"
MSTManosNo... www.airforce.mil
MSTManosHeheheh.
MeltingMan"I'm sorry.  You're not ugly enough to be in the air force."
Locdog07heheh
DarkonZeroDK....another bust.
MSTManosHeehee.
Locdog07DK had another boob operation?
MeltingManHow about The Dead Talk Back?
DarkonZeroDon't you mean www.gethig....er....aimhigh.mil?
* DarKrow looks
MSTManosHeheh.
DarKrowHigh School Big Shot?
DarkonZeroDK....YES!
DarKrowDoes it have that
Locdog07"A million bucks!"
DarkonZeroThey don't have "Big Shot"....
DarKrowMitchell?
Locdog07Yes, honey?
DarKrow"Joe Don Baker is... Mittens!"
* MSTManos wonders why the ACEG refers to the stingers as saying the guy said something about "punks".
MSTManos-s
DarkonZeroThe got both the MSTreated and UnMST'ed versions of "Mitchell"!
DarKrowThe UnMST'ed version?!
DarKrowDear God!
DarkonZeroYup!
DarKrowwhat's the URL
DarkonZerowww.moviesunlimited.com
DarKrowi want to see the box for this
MeltingManYou don't wanna see that.  They cut parts out of the infamous bed scene.
DarKrownot the movie
DarkonZeroUh...they don't have pics.
DarKrowthe box
DarKrowhmm
DarkonZeroWhat was the other name for "Time Chasers"?
MSTManosHey, DZ, do they have any of the Deathstalker movies in there?
* DarKrow looks up The Final Justice
DarKrowTangents, Manos
Locdog07hmmm
Locdog07uhhh...
MSTManos?
DarkonZeroManos....they got 3 and 4 of the Deathstalker movies.
DarKrowDZ
DarKrowsorry
DarKrowThe alternate name for Time Chasers was Tangents
DarkonZeroThanks.
DarkonZeroDamn...they don't have it.
* MeltingMan has to go to bed. g'night
Locdog07gotta go
Locdog07Bye all
MSTManosDeathstalker 3, you say?
DarkonZeroBye MM.
Locdog07Bye MMM
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MSTManosBye Melty, Loc.
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DarkonZeroYes Manos.....
DarkonZero3 and 4
MSTManosThat's the one that was MSTed.
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jasoNtime chasers is on eBay
MSTManosWow.
DarKrowwoah
jasoNhttp://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=231492337
jasoNhehe, it has the cover
DarkonZeroSANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS!
MSTManosDAH!
DarKrowI ought to bid on this
DarkonZeroThere is a movie here called "Yes, Virginia, There Is A Santa Claus".....I know Virginia is stupid.....but geez!
MSTManosHehe.
MSTManos"Gee, I never knew Virginia was an all-Jew state."
DarkonZeroEEGAH!
DarkonZeroFound it.
jasoNbrb
DarkonZeroIf I could find these movies called "Mad Missions" I'll be happy.
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DarkonZeroDAMMIT!
DarkonZeroNOOOO!
DarKrowI wonder if you could find Commander Cody on VHS
DarkonZeroYAY!
DarkonZeroI FOUND THEM!
DarkonZeroWOOO!
MSTManosYikes.
DarkonZeroThe original name of "Mad Mission" is Aces Go Places!
MSTManosHeheheh.
DarkonZeroI FINALLY FOUND THEM!
DarkonZeroI found 2 and 3.....
DarkonZeroNow...if I could find 1
DarkonZeroThey're funny movies.
DarkonZeroThe 3rd one have Peter Graves and Richard Kiel!
DarkonZerohave to has
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* jasoN jasons in
DarkonZeroWB...
jasoNthanks
DarKrowWB
MSTManoswb, jas.
* MSTManos plans to do stuff.
* jasoN plans to do stuff too
jasoNomly my stuff will be funner
DarkonZeroWOW! A FOURTH ONE!
DarkonZeroAND FIFTH!
jasoN?
* MSTManos continues to download MP3s.
DarkonZeroI just excited I found movies that I've been looking for.
DarkonZeroDamn....it's been 13 years.
jasoNwhich ones?
MSTManosWow.
DarkonZeroThe original name is "Aces Go Places"....but I have always know them as "Mad Mission".
DarkonZeroThey're Hong Kong comedy.
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DarKrowwrong button?
DarkonZeroWB...
MSTManosHeheh... accidentally pressed the "close" button when I mean to press the "minimize" button.
* DarKrow applauds
MSTManosYes, DK, as I have humbly explained.
MSTManosI need to get something to drink...
MSTManosDamn. There's no more iced tea, and I don't feel like making anything right now.
DarkonZeroGet a beer!
MSTManosThere's a supervisor in the house... namely, my dog.
DarkonZeroLike the dog can talk!
MSTManosIt can bite...
jasoN(cough)wuss
jasoNj/k
MSTManosIt has really, really sharp teeth.
MSTManosHmm. Anyone wanna see the design for my new site?
DarkonZeroSure...
MSTManoshttp://www.crosswinds.net/~manosmen/index.html
DarkonZeroCool...
MSTManosYep.
DarkonZeroMy site is still under construction too......
DarkonZeroI need to make a new logo......
DarkonZeroThe one I currently have up was done outta boredom.
DarkonZeroTo see it.....members.xoom.com/DarkonZero/
MSTManosStill downloading a huge MP3... can't browse anything right now.
DarkonZeroTrust me....it's lame.
MSTManosI've seen it. Not bad, really.
DarkonZeroIn fact my whole site is lame at this moment.
DarkonZeroI'm still trying to get myself to draw out the new logo.....
DarkonZeroIt's in mind...but not yet on paper.
MSTManosMy logo isn't much... all I did was cut and paste, get a cool font, and drew the whole thing out on Paint.
DarkonZeroI used Paint Shop pro for mine....
MSTManosI also had to use that image program, IrfanView.
MSTManosBoth that and Paint are 100% free.
DarkonZeroI bought Paint Shop Pro.....for it's functionality and for Animation Shop.
MSTManosThere... my MP3 is finished downloading.
MSTManosNow to download another.
DarkonZeroWell guys...I'll see ya later.....I gotta go.
DarkonZeroGood night.
MSTManosAwww.
MSTManosBye, DZ.
DarkonZeroSay goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
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*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '(no dinette set)'
*** Set by DarKrow on Fri Jan 07 22:00:21
DarkonZeroHOONA IGNA CHOWA NEHA!
GokuAHHHHHH!
MSTManosDZ!
DarkonZeroMANOS!
DarkonZeroHOONA IGNA CHOWA NEHA!
DarkonZeroHOONA IGNA CHOWA NEHA!
MSTManosHi, DZ.
DarkonZeroHOONA IGNA CHOWA NEHA!
DarkonZeroOh...
DarkonZeroOops.
DarkonZeroI watched Space Ghost.
MSTManosI gotta go.
MSTManosBye, folks.
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GokuDAMNIT!
DarkonZeroWhat>
GokuI forgot about Space Ghost
DarkonZero> to ?
DarkonZeroOh...
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*** Mars sets mode: +o DeRaptor
DarkonZeroHello De.
DeRaptorhi there.
DarkonZeroHOONA IGNA CHOWA NEHA!
DeRaptorGonna watch Conan, 'ku?
DeRaptord'oh!
DeRaptorD'OH! I MISSED SG!
GokuSHIT!
* DeRaptor kicks things.
GokuI FORGOT CONAN TOO!
GokuAHHHHHH!
GokuDAMNIT!
DeRaptorHeheh...d'oh!
DeRaptorNo Linnell for you, young man!
GokuI forgot Space GHost and Conan
GokuThey'll rerun it next Fri and 4am
DarkonZeroIt was the one with Conan again.
DeRaptorah. keen.
DeRaptorSo if I feel like taping it, I can do it then.
DarkonZeroI'd like to tape the long version of that ep.
* DeRaptor listens to "Spiraling Shape".
DeRaptorI love that song.
DarkonZeroThat you do......
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DeRaptoryep yep
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GokuYou have to upload in 8 minutes!
Gokuspy!
DarkonZeroSPY!
DarkonZeroHOONA IGNA CHOWA NEHA!
superspyoh, is it "nag de" time already?
DeRaptorspy spy spy!
DarkonZeroNaw......
GokuYes it is
GokuShe has 8 minutes to upload@!
GokuMUAAH!
DeRaptorI don't do comics on weekends! bah!
superspyno comic tonight, de?
GokuNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
GokuI am sad
DeRaptorsorry.
DeRaptorMonday.
superspynot even a special sunday, color version?
DeRaptorNope. I'm not good with long gags.
* superspy smacks his hand over mars' mouth
superspyfreakin' perv
superspy<Mars> mmph!
DeRaptor?!
* DeRaptor puts Mars in a bag and locks him in the bathroom.
DarkonZeroDAMMIT!
DarkonZeroI had to go!
superspysorry, you're just going to have to wait.
superspy....or you can go in bob's room
DarkonZeroHmmmm.....
DarkonZeroI'll explode.
DeRaptorWell, if you're going to explode, might as well do it in Bob's room.
* DarkonZero explodes!
GokuDamnit
GokuWhere is Bob
DarkonZeroToo late.
* superspy nails a "bathroom" sign on bob's door and points him in that direction.
GokuHe hs to tell me something
superspy<Bob> Go to hell
superspythat?
DarkonZeroNo spy...
DarkonZeroThat's what he says to me.
superspyoh
* DeRaptor puts the top half of a toilet on Bob's bed.
DarkonZeroHey a Bob bashing night.....and I'm not into it.
DeRaptorIt's fun and you know it.
superspywhere is he, anyway?
DarkonZeroYeah...it's fun....but not now.
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DeRaptorWell, speak a the devil, literally.
DarkonZeroBob.
BobIshmaelYippie. More insults.
superspyhi, bob.
DeRaptorWe nailed a "bathroom" sign to your door and put the top half of a toilet on  your bed, Bobbo.
superspyrough day, bobbo?
BobIshmaelNo. I'm peachy keen. You?
DeRaptorOh, and I think I found Shiny's carcass. It really reeks.
GokuBob@
GokuWhat was the thing you had to tell me!
DarkonZeroI'm staying outta the Bob bashing tonight.
GokuThat was funny!
BobIshmaelI don't remember, it was probably pretty stupid though.
GokuNOOOOOOOOO! BOB!
GokuDid you do anything to his comp?
Gokuchange backround?
Gokuanything?
BobIshmaelNo, too lazy... Or nice... Or something like that.
BobIshmaelI can, though, if you can tell me his IP.
BobIshmaelOnly for you, Ku.
GokuI don't know his IP
* superspy raises his hand
GokuHow would I?
BobIshmaelIs he on scifi?
GokuNo
* superspy stares at goku
superspysomeone wanna quickly bring me up to speed?
GokuThat a very funny log though
* superspy continues to stare
DeRaptorsame here.
BobIshmaelNo, soy, can't. Secret.
GokuHehee
GokuI sent someone the log
GokuOne person from here
* superspy goes off to cry
Gokuone on SciFi
* DeRaptor sticks some wires in 'ku and Bobbo's brains.
superspypush the button, de
* DeRaptor pushes the button good.
BobIshmaelSay, soy, you wouldn't happen to speak German, would you?
superspyno, but I have a friend who picked up some conversational german
BobIshmaelCould this friend of yours pronounce some phrases for me?
* superspy has no idea how well his friend speaks german, but it's really a moot point because 1: his friend isn't online; 2: his friend hates IRC
BobIshmaelWell, your friend likes you(i assume) and you're both online and on IRC.
superspyno, I'm fairly certain he isn't online.  
* superspy checks his ICQ list
superspynope
superspynot online
Goku4[Random Burnings]4/14Green Day4]/14Dookie (1994)4[4/14Basket Case4[/143:034[/142.80 MB
BobIshmaelYou have a phone number or something?
superspyfor him?  just his college dorm number, but he's not there.
* superspy is still on x-mas break. woo!
BobIshmaelDitching class isn't technically a "break".
superspynot ditching
* DeRaptor imagines somebody's terror at being called up by Bob.
superspycheck my IP, scooter.  it's not a ".edu," is it?
DarkonZeroBob called my house...and wasn't terrifying at all.
* superspy likes to call people "scooter" on random nights
BobIshmaelYes, I'm a very polite person, in real life.
DarkonZeroBob.....didn't you call just to bug my brother?
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BobIshmaelAnd I'm not a complusive liar.
BobIshmaelOh wait... Yeah.
BobIshmaelI was polite to YOU, wasn't I?
GokuHehe That was funny
DarkonZeroYeah...
BobIshmaelThere you go.
superspywhat was funny, goku?
BobIshmaelKu, did you get PDM to work?
GokuPDM?
BobIshmaelpdm.zip.
GokuBob Calling DZ's brother was funny
Gokulet me check
BobIshmaelThe file I sent you last night. Purple Dinosaur Massacre.
BobIshmaelRing a bell?
DarkonZeroOr....The Death Of Barney!
* BobIshmael was going through his old disks and found a lot of neat crap.
BobIshmaelI even found a USMC manual on the .45 sidearm.
DarkonZeroHehe...
superspykeen
DeRaptordude!
BobIshmaelIt's in .pdf format, if anyone wants it.
DarkonZeroNaw.....but thanks though.
DarkonZeroI've seen enough about guns....
GokuIt's messed up
superspyhow's that, dz?
BobIshmaelPDM is?
Gokuyeah
BobIshmaelDamn.
BobIshmaelI'll give it another shot... Maybe.
* DarkonZero ponders buying an UnMST'ed copy of "Santa Claus Conquers The Martians"....
DarkonZeroI found a UnMST'ed copy of "Escape 2000".
DarkonZeroAnd "Attack Of The Eye Creatures"
superspydz.....why?
superspyto mst yourself, I'm assuming
DarkonZeroI feel like buying bad movies.
DarkonZeroI'm a pack rat.....
DarkonZeroI collect alot of stuff.
DarkonZeroHmmm....
DarkonZeroI forgot what else I found.
BobIshmaelAww, screw it. If anyone wants those manuals, get them from Ku.
GokuI need to reboot
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* DarkonZero burps....
DarkonZeroWell....
DarkonZeroOk....
DarkonZeroHOONA IGNA CHOWA NEHA!
* superspy smacks DZ
DarkonZeroHOONA IGNA CHOWA NEHA!
BobIshmaelIt's from Calvin and Hobbes, right?
DarkonZeroNo...
DarkonZeroSpace Ghost.
DeRaptorooh, oooh, Conan's almost on.
BobIshmaelCalvin and Hobbes.
DarkonZeroWhatever....
* superspy ruins every skit conan does tonight just to irritate de
DeRaptorJohn Linnell's on Conan. And...he'll sing something. Or something.
* DeRaptor throws things at spy.
superspyow....hey!
superspyoooh
superspymy nbc affil is re-running the jim carrey conan show
superspywoo!
DeRaptor!
superspyproblem, de?
DarkonZeroMan...I gotta stop singing.....I'm getting a headache.
DeRaptorno.
* DeRaptor hisses at Leno.
* superspy throws de a leno chewtoy
DarkonZeroThe chin is just too huge!
DeRaptorAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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DeRaptorHe's Z'Dar's long lost brother!
DarkonZeroWB...
DeRaptorwb 'ku.
GokuThanks
* DeRaptor watches Conan.
GokuDamn you
superspywb, ku
superspynot you, ku
superspyLeno
DeRaptorConan got a new hairdo or something.
DarkonZeroSomething like that.
DarkonZeroOr something.
DarkonZeroAnd something else.
DarkonZeroAnd other than that something.
DeRaptorheheh
DarkonZeroHmmm.....I thought I'd get a "Shutup DZ"......wow, things are lookin' up.
* superspy watches the late night conan reruns
* superspy drops a pin
DarkonZeroI'm still here.....
* DeRaptor grabs the pin and throws it at Bob.
DarkonZeroJust listening to some music...and singing along.
superspymasturbating bear!
DarkonZeroHmmmmm.....
* BobIshmael looks up.
BobIshmaelYou do realize that pins have very little mass and, therefore, little momentum, right?
DeRaptorYeah.
DeRaptorBut they sting.
BobIshmaelNot when they go three feet before hitting the floor.
superspybut you're standing 2 feet away
BobIshmaelQuiet.
DeRaptorYeah.
DarkonZeroAnd it stuck in your eye.
superspywhat if she uses a slingshot
superspy?
superspymore acceleration oughta fix the problem you've presented
DeRaptoryeah!
BobIshmaelQuiet, soy! No one wants to hear a physics lesson!
superspy....but I'm right, scooter
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Shardghosty
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DarkonZeroIn a manner....WB Ku.
DarkonZeroAnd....
DarkonZeroHOONA IGNA CHOWA NEHA!
superspy?
* superspy takes DZ's bucket o' "HOONA IGNA CHOWA NEHA!" away
DarkonZeroHOONA IGNA CHOWA NEHA!
BobIshmaelIs it just me or is the today's comic not up?
DeRaptorIs it just me or is it a weekend?
* DeRaptor finds a good midi of "Maybe I Know".
BobIshmaelIt's Friday. Friday is not part- Oh... Wait... Nevermind.
* DeRaptor glares.
* BobIshmael glances at De's anonymous FTP server.
BobIshmaelS'nice.
* DeRaptor eyes Bob.
* BobIshmael blinks innocently.
BobIshmaelWhaaaaaaat?
superspyjust a wild guess here, bob
superspybut I don't think she wants you pokin' around in there.
* DeRaptor tsks.
superspyyou can "tink," however :)
DarkonZeroHowndo you know that he hasn't?
DarkonZeroYes....Howndo.....
DeRaptorDamn pizza commercials making me hungry...
* superspy eats a pizza.
superspyI know what ya' mean, de.
* DeRaptor listens to her tummy...
* Sound request: can't find 'roar.wav'
[DeRaptor SOUND]
DarkonZeroI had 5 hot dogs......2 bowls of cereal and 5 cookies earlier.
GokuWell De, that sound scared the shit out of me
superspydz: you know what's in hot dogs, right?
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* superspy has his speakers off
GokuHows the hotdogs?
GokuIt varies from person to person
* DeRaptor shudders.
GokuThis song is so messed up
GokuWow
* Goku double wows
Goku#Lexx linagee H linagee@24.0.170.213 :0 James
Goku#Lexx khyron72 H khyron72@24.10.71.5 :0 Tim
Goku#Lexx omega H omega@4.48.152.161 :0 mike
Goku#Lexx Vash H Rio@203.25.128.74 :0 Rio*or*Bust
Goku#Lexx End of /WHO list.
Gokuo-me!
DeRaptorThere're PEOPLE in a #LEXX?!?!!!!
DeRaptorThat is SCARY.
GokuUnfortuently
superspydid that show even *premiere* yet?
GokuTonight I thik
Gokuthink
DeRaptorI miss MST...
DarkonZeroDon't we all?
DarkonZeroIn here.
DeRaptorThey're probably SciFried bots.
superspyI miss it
DarkonZeroI miss MST3K.
DeRaptorJust sitting there to attract gullible websurfers in.
* superspy drops crow into a french-frier
superspylike that?
DarkonZeroOr that's Lexx's whole fanbase.
Goku*** Topic is '«IKE» <ike> thinks he's coller then goku because he listen to his mommy still «IKE» <ike. just joking dont want hert your feelings softy «Goku» Do you want me to kick you out? «Goku» Because I am about to kick you're stupid 9 year old ass out of this room «IKE» <ike>acually i went to yale dumb dumb'
GokuThat guy said he went to yale
DeRaptorNOOOO! DON'T HURT CROW!
GokuHehe
GokuHe might of passed by it once
DeRaptorThey just showed a Freaks and Geeks commercial. Huh.
DeRaptorI wanna see the ep with Trace in it.
Gokuand Joel
superspywhere's that from, ku?
GokuBTL
superspytrace and joel are in an episode of that?
superspyneat!
superspyBTL?
superspyhumor me, ku
GokuThat guy threatened to kick me
DarkonZeroThe Bot Test Lab.
GokuBotTestLab
superspyah
DeRaptorThey're gonna be supposedly.
DeRaptorI don't think the eps have aired yet.
GokuNope
DeRaptorTrace is gonna play a science teacher. (how apropos.)
GokuThey start airing again Jan. 10
superspyde: is he gonna launch kids into space and expose 'em to bad movies?!
superspyhuh huh?  is he?  huh?
GokuHehee
GokuThat'd be great
DeRaptorHe better!
DeRaptorAnd then he should bring a robot and stuff.
GokuIt's like Attention, we have taken over the show, We'll get our timeslot one way or another
GokuThen they steal it!
Gokuand take NBC over!
GokuNo more stupid sitcoms!!!!!
* BobIshmael decides he must sleep.
GokuAww
superspywimp
GokuC ya Bob
BobIshmaelYep.
BobIshmaelAdidad.
superspy'night, bob.
BobIshmaelAdidad?
BobIshmaelLet me try that again.
DarkonZeroBob....sleep?
BobIshmaelAdidas.
DarkonZeroWeird.
BobIshmaelRUN AWAY!
superspyit's like goku sleeping
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DeRaptorStupid Bob.
GokuYeah
superspyand like me sleeping....
superspycome to think of it, I think DZ and De are the only two that actually go to bed at a regular time.
DarkonZeroUh....
DarkonZeroNot really.
DeRaptoryeah. It's 1 here...and stuff.
superspyit's 4:15am
DarkonZeroI sleep whenever.
superspywoo!
DeRaptoreep
superspyI think I'm going to go now.  need to make some room for the cable-type people who are coming tomorrow
superspyand my tv area is a *mess*.  
* superspy likes a/v cables
DarkonZeroWell....bye spy.
DeRaptornight spy
* superspy glares at 'ku
superspy*ahem*
GokuC ya
superspythank you :)
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GokuUhh
GokuWuss?
Gokuhehe
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DeRaptorMontana is really just a leg.
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DarkonZeroIs it now?
DeRaptorIt just hit me.
DarkonZeroWell....John Linnell is up.
DarkonZeroNext.
DeRaptoryep.
DeRaptor'e is.
GokuHey De, is there a way to make it play a sound when they click on a picture or go to a new part of the site in HTML?
DeRaptorno clue.
DarkonZeroThere is Ku.
DeRaptormaybe some kinda javascript.
GokuDAMNIT!
GokuIllegal Operation
GokuMy connection has gone to hell
Gokudamnit!
DarkonZeroD'oh!
DarkonZeroGo to www.zdnet.com/developer/
DarkonZeroYou could do a script search
GokuDo you know it DZ?
DarkonZeroBy heart....no.
DarkonZeroI'm still new to HTML and Javascript.
Gokuthanks
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DarkonZeroI'll look for ya Ku.
DeRaptorwhoo!
Gokuwould it be html or java?
GokuThanks
GokuHuh De?
DeRaptorLinnell is weird-looking.
GokuHehe whats he saying?
DarkonZeroLinnell needs to brush his teeth...that's for sure....
DarkonZeroBut he's a great songwriter.
DeRaptorheehee
DarkonZeroKu....I found a script (Java) that plays sounds when a link is clicked.
DeRaptorwheee!
GokuYeah thats what I need
* DeRaptor ponders bringing in Goldboy.
DarkonZeroDo De.
DeRaptorooookay
DarkonZeroOr not...
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CrowTRobotHi!
DarkonZeroWell....look who it is....
* CrowTRobot looks around.
CrowTRobotYeah, leap up my rear.
DarkonZeroIt's obnoxiousbot!
CrowTRobotYep. That's me.
DarkonZeroThat goes without saying.
DarkonZeroKu? you want the URL?
GokuPlease
DarkonZeroTo get the file
DarkonZeroOk...
CrowTRobotYour point being?
DarkonZerohttp://www.zdnet.com/devhead/resources/scriptlibrary/javascript/sound.html
DarkonZeroWas there a point?
GokuHuh?
DarkonZeroKu.....just get the damned URL!
GokuOk thanks
DarkonZeroNo prob.
DeRaptorYep, that Linnell is a weird little guy.
DeRaptorKinda like you, Crow.
CrowTRobotQuiet.
DeRaptor'cept he writes better songs.
DarkonZeroyeah....gangly lookin'.
CrowTRobotWhat, you don't like my songs?!
DeRaptorWhat songs?
DarkonZeroWhat song?
CrowTRobotNevermind...
* CrowTRobot grumbles.
DarkonZeroAnd don't say your butt in a musical instrument!
CrowTRobotRobots do NOT get gas.
DarkonZeroYou have some sort of "exhaust".
DarkonZeroEr.....whatever.
CrowTRobotPfff, says you!
DarkonZeroUgh.....
DarkonZeroFriday Night is on.
DeRaptorAnd my TV is off.
GokuThanks DZ!
CrowTRobotlaaa...laaa...
DarkonZeroNo prob again Ku.
* DarkonZero breaks out WinAmp again....
* CrowTRobot looks in the fridge.
* DarkonZero shoves Crow in the fridge.
GokuI need the sound of a phone ringing or dialing
CrowTRobotIs anybody gonna eat this...um...green stuff?
CrowTRobotHEY!
* DeRaptor throws Darkon across the room.
DarkonZeroWell...it took some time......I finally got to her.
DeRaptorNobody hurts my little robot buddy but me.
DarkonZeroAnd Bob.
CrowTRobotYeah, and she does it well enough.
* CrowTRobot glares.
DeRaptorBob gets hurt for his crimes.
DarkonZeroNot really.
DeRaptorWell, he does, but he doesn't react to it.
DarkonZeroYou usually flake out too!
DeRaptornah uh!
DarkonZerouh-huh!
DeRaptoryou're the flake, not me!
DarkonZeroNo...you are!
CrowTRobotYou're both flakes!
DeRaptorOh, and you're not?!
CrowTRobotYep.
DarkonZeroCrow is a hard head....
DarkonZerophone
DarkonZeroD'oh!
* CrowTRobot grumbles.
Gokucan someone ICQ me please
DarkonZeroIs that you or De's stomach?
DeRaptorCould be both.
DeRaptorWell...methinks I'm goin' to bed.
GokuAwwwwww
GokuBye
DarkonZeroGood night.
DeRaptornighty night.
DeRaptorDon't forget that Montana is a leg.
* DeRaptor boots Crow out the door ahead of her.
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DarkonZeroAlrighty!
DeRaptorbyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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DarkonZeroyou still need the sound of a phone ringing Ku?
Gokuyeah
DarkonZeroLet me look....
GokuWait!
GokuNevermind
GokuJust found it
DarkonZeroOk...
DarkonZeroHope the script work out for ya.
GokuThanks
GokuI'll be done with it in a few
DarkonZeroi'll test it out for ya.
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DarkonZeroI wish I could of found a script that made the sound play when you did a cursor over the image.
_HiLaRiOnasl?
DarkonZeroNo thanks.....
DarkonZeroI'm full.
GokuHi
_HiLaRiOnmuahuahuhauahauahuahu
_HiLaRiOnyaw annýzý sikim?
DarkonZeroWe'll buy them later.....
_HiLaRiOnyok yok ben seni skim
_HiLaRiOnsikimmi?
DarkonZeroNope......never been there.
DarkonZeroI went to Winnepeg one year.
_HiLaRiOnnever?!!!!!!!!!!1
_HiLaRiOnu musrt
DarkonZerooh really?
DarkonZeroIt went that way....
* DarkonZero points....
_HiLaRiOnu know benim yarrak?
DarkonZeroHEY!
DarkonZeroWHAT!?!
DarkonZeroYou saying something rude?
_HiLaRiOnyarrak!!!
_HiLaRiOnno
DarkonZeroSure.....
_HiLaRiOnyarrak mean sth like a bird
DarkonZeroYeah....right....
GokuYou know alot about HTML DZ?
_HiLaRiOnwhats it
DarkonZeroNot really Ku.....I just started learning.
Gokucan you make one a href go to two things?
GokuI want it to play the sound and go to a site
DarkonZeroHmmmm.....
Goku<center><A href="http://plamars.hypermart.net/main.html"><IMG SRC="plamars.jpg"></A>
Goku<a href="javascript:play()"><img src="plamars.jpg" border=0></a>
DarkonZeroI'm not sure.....give it a try.
GokuIt puts two pics up
Gokuand I only want one damnit!
DarkonZeroAGH!
Gokuhehe
GokuWhat?
_HiLaRiOnmuahuahauhauahuhuaha
DarkonZeroIt put 2 pics up.....
DarkonZeroHmmmm....
Gokuyeah
GokuHEHE! This moron here is on a downloaded script
DarkonZeroKu....I haveno idea how to help ya with the prob.
Gokuk
DarkonZeroTry the site I pointed you at to find any tips there.
DarkonZerowww.zdnet.com/developer/
DarkonZeroHey Mr, "hey maaaan cooool...." you can take leave now.
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DarkonZeroWell....that's good.
DarkonZeroDamn my sleepy brain.
DarkonZeroKu......a book I suggest you pick up (unless you have it) is HTML 4 for Dummies...quick Ref guide.
DarkonZeroThat may help.
DarkonZeroOr not.
DarkonZeroI gotta get more books on HTML.
GokuOk thanks
DarkonZeroDammit...I don't wanna sleep.....but my brain is telling me to......see ya later Ku. And good luck with the script.
GokuC ya
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DarkonZeroMe! I disconnect from you...all!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
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