#Deep13_1000105.log

Session Start: Wed Jan 05 02:14:31 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'You damned blue-collar tweekers are the backbone of this server. '
*** Set by Mars on Wed Jan 05 01:05:22
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Wed Jan 05 02:14:36 2000
Session Start: Wed Jan 05 14:54:45 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
DarkonZeroWOO!
Locdog07hmmm, hullo DZ
DarkonZeroHeelo!
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Locdog07hullo
* MSTAnon captures the 815 media.
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DarkonZeroWell....look who it is.
Greidanuswhoa, big turnout!
Greidanuswho IS it?
Locdog07whee
DarkonZeroAnd we end it on that....
DarkonZeroThank you Loc.
Cal-CroweHi greed
Locdog07heh
Cal-Crowehey DZ
Greidanushear that? I AM Greed itself... er, herself
Locdog07heh
Cal-CroweI'm making a Weird Al site that is modeled after The IMDB
Greidanushehe
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Locdog07hullo east
easthello
Greidanuswanna meet west?
eastwhy not
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Greidanushey....
* west is capturing the 815 media.
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westUpset over northern aggression?
southHell yah
Locdog07sorta
* south spits in a can
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* Locdog07 picks up the can and drinks it
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Locdog07heh
Cal-Crowehehee
Locdog07wheeeee
DarkonZeroWOO!
Cal-CroweYEAH!!!!!!!1\
DarkonZeroPARTY HEARTY!
Greidanusme unveils the keg
Cal-CroweIt's not good to be named Albert Sampson Smith
Greidanusdoh...
MSTAnon=|
* Greidanus unveils the keg
DarkonZeroKEEGGER!
DarkonZeroWOOOO!
Greidanusthere, happy, Anon?
Cal-CroweA.S.S. -> Albert Sampson Smith
GreidanusKeeger? keeger?
Locdog07Freddy Keeger
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Greidanushmm, I'd like a kegger,. actually
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DarkonZeroMANOS!
DarkonZeroWOO!
GreidanusMANNY!!
MSTManosOh, wow.
MSTManosYep, yep. I'm back. And better/worser than ever.
Cal-CroweWith almonds
DarkonZeroUh....Manos.....could you be even less enthused?
Greidanushe was in here earlier, DZ
DarkonZeroBut still....
MSTManosYou should've been here when I first came earlier today.
MSTManosAnd DZ, I've been busy adding things to my computer.
DarkonZeroI would've...but a game called "Monster Rancher 2" kept me quite busy....and annoyed.
MSTManosCuz while it's been updated, a lot of things went the way of the dodo.
Greidanusheh
DarkonZeroYour mind for instance.....
MSTManosIncluding mIRC, WS_FTP, Netscape everything, ICQ.
MSTManosIn a way, yes.
Greidanusbrb
MSTManosIf you've done a WHOIS lately on me, the sentence in full should read, "The perfectly normal guy from the perfectly abnormal world."
Cal-Crowebut,
Locdog07hmmmm
Cal-Crowedoh
MSTManosOh, did I mention that my MP3s can now play smoothly on WinAmp and RealPlayer?
Cal-Crowebut how perfectly abnormal?
MSTAnonUgh.
MSTAnonNot staticy anymore, huh?
MSTAnon=P
MSTManosNope.
MSTAnonHow can I do that, now?
MSTManosDon't ask me.
Locdog07wheee
MSTManosAll that happened was that most of my old (95%) were wiped out, and I upgraded to Windows 98 with an extra, larger hard drive.
MSTManosold files, even.
Locdog07hmmm
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Tjardaback
*** Greidanus was kicked by Locdog07 (Locdog07)
Tjardadarn ghost...
*** Tjarda is now known as Greid
DarkonZeroThe dregs of upgrading.
DarkonZeroI gotta reinstall everything....cause my puter is bogged down by application faults.
Greidhmm
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Locdog07gotta go
Locdog07Bye
DarkonZeroBye....
Cal-Crowebye
Greidbye, Loc
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MSTManosBye.
MSTManosHmm.
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MSTManosDoes anyone here know how to make it so that you can see one's IP addy when they come in or leave on mIRC?
* Cal-Crowe listens to Dare To Be Stupid (The Album)
Cal-Croweno
DarkonZeroNot me....
MSTAnonOoh, that's got "Yoda" on it.
MSTManosI think I've got it...
MSTManosHold on.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Breakout"4,1
MSTManosWould anyone care to leave and come back quickly?
* DarkonZero hits a switch on his Portal deck and just fades out into...4,1THE LIMBO4,16,0!6,0
Session Close: Wed Jan 05 15:28:49 2000
Session Start: Wed Jan 05 15:28:57 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
MSTManosYeah, I've got it.
Greidi guess...
MSTManosThanks.
DarkonZeroNo prob.
* MSTManos is AWAY.
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DarkonZeroPANIC!
DarkonZeroWE HAVE NO OP!
DarkonZeroCHAOS!
DarkonZeroAGH!
DarkonZeroThere....my impression of Ling....I think it was.
* Greid smacks DarkonZero upside the head
Greidoh....
Greidhehe
DarkonZeroOr DK.....one of the two....or maybe both.
GreidDK IS an op
DarkonZeroThen it was Ling.
GreidI guess so
DarkonZeroYOU ALL ARE A BUNCH OF NINNIES!
DarkonZeroNINNIES!
DarkonZeroNINNIES!
DarkonZeroNINNIES!
Greidumm, Bob impression?
DarkonZeroUh....I had to get that out....sorry.
Greidoh... oh...kay....
DarkonZeroNINNIES!
DarkonZeroLet's all play a game called "Kick Greid", ok?
DarkonZeroI'll start.
* DarkonZero kicks Greid.
* MSTAnon is done capturing the 815 media.
* Greid runs DarkonZero over with her golf cart
DarkonZeroOw...
* DarkonZero kicks Greid.
* Greid smacks DarkonZero upside the head
DarkonZeroOw...
* DarkonZero kicks Greid.
* Greid smacks DarkonZero upside the head
* DarkonZero kicks Greid.
* Greid smacks DarkonZero upside the head
* DarkonZero kicks Greid.
* Greid smacks DarkonZero upside the head
* DarkonZero kicks Greid.
* Cal-Crowe kicks Greid and DZ
* DarkonZero kicks Greid.
* Greid smacks Cal and DZ
* DarkonZero kicks Greid.
Cal-Croweow!
* Greid smacks DZ
* DarkonZero kicks Greid.
* Cal-Crowe drops a 1 ton weight on Greid
* Greid smacks DZ
* DarkonZero kicks Greid.
* Greid smacks DZ
* DarkonZero kicks Greid.
* Greid smacks DZ
* DarkonZero hugs Greid.....
* Greid smacks DZ
* DarkonZero hugs Greid.....
* Greid smacks DZ
* DarkonZero smiles....
* DarkonZero hugs Greid.....
* Greid smacks DZ
* DarkonZero runs away....
DarkonZeroWOO!
Greidhe's the kind who thinks abuse is love
DarkonZeroUh...not really.
GreidI lufe you!
* Greid smacks DZ
DarkonZeroI lufe you too!
DarkonZeroOW!
DarkonZeroDAMMIT!
* DarkonZero kicks Greid.
* MSTAnon farts.
* Greid smacks DZ
* DarkonZero kicks Anon.
* Greid smacks Anon
MSTAnonHa!
DarkonZeroOk....let's change the game to "Kick Anon", ok?
* DarkonZero kicks Anon.
* Cal-Crowe drops an atom bomb on everyonr
* Greid smacks Anon
MSTAnonOh, no... It's the Davy Jones-era Scooby Doo. =<
DarkonZeroNice going Cal......kill everyone why doncha!
Greidwell, doncha kno?
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DarkonZeroAnd the "anus" makes it better.
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* Greid sticks her tongue out
DarkonZeroSorry...I was kidding.
* Greid sticks her tongue out again
DarkonZeroThough it struck only me...as being funny.
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Greidanusyes, the "anus" makes it better!!
DarkonZeroGreid with new improved anus!
Greidanuseewww....
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Aurora"4,1
* Sound request: can't find 'surgeon.wav'
[Greidanus SOUND]
DarkonZeroSPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWE!
GreidanusSkippy!!
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*** DarkonZero is now known as Skippy
SkippyHi, Aunt Slappy!
AuntSlappyHi, Skippy!
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SkippyHey.....what's he doing here?
* MSTAnon prepares the page for 815.
AuntSlappyumm...
Yakkooops wrong cartoon
SkippyHey....let's freak out Manos.....
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AuntSlappyhehe
SkippyEveryone assume a Animaniacs name.
SkippyI got mine.
AuntSlappyme too
MSTAnonSlappy sucks.
AuntSlappysuck it
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Skippy.....
AuntSlappysucky little...
*** TheBrain is now known as Iconoclast
SkippyUmmm.....The Brain....
* Skippy snickers....
IconoclastI am the Iconoclast. But you can call me...
*** Iconoclast is now known as NoodleNogg
NoodleNoggD'oh!
SkippyOk...everyone just point and laugh at Anon......
AuntSlappydo NoodlNogn
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* Skippy oints and laughs at Anon's attempt.
*** Callllllll is now known as Goodfeathe
NoodlNognGoodfeathers suck.
Skippypoints even....
GoodfeatheARHHHHHHH!
AuntSlappyI like the Goodfeathers!!!!!!!!
SkippyBe one of them....
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* AuntSlappy makes a new grudge with Anon
SkippyPesto.....
SkippyOh damn....
NoodlNognHey!
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DarkonZeroSee ya all later....
MSTAnonbye
DarkonZeroSay goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Wed Jan 05 15:50:03 2000
Session Start: Wed Jan 05 19:19:30 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '<MSTManos> Bob is an asshole at times. Times = 98% of the time. 4,1Manos got back, HUH!'
*** Set by Locdog07 on Wed Jan 05 16:57:28
Locdog07Hullo
DarkonZeroHeelo...
DarkonZeroDid I miss the party?
Locdog07prolly
DarkonZeroDamn....
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DarkonZeroBOZ!
Locdog07Boz!
Bozarthhi
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Aurora"4,1
DarkonZeroWell....
DarkonZeroLet's continue.....
Locdog07shall we?
DarkonZeroI thought we just were.....
Bozarthk
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* DeRaptor leaps into #Deep13 via a perpendicular universe.
*** Mars sets mode: +o DeRaptor
Locdog07Hullo De
DarkonZeroHeelo De.
DeRaptorhowwdeee
* Locdog07 looks at the bundle of 'bots parts De brung with her
Locdog07Heeeyyy...
* Locdog07 goes rooting through her parts stash
DeRaptorThey're not here yet.
Locdog07Oh
Locdog07d'oh
DeRaptorThose are oily rags.
* Locdog07 chews on an oily rag
BozarthDon't swallow a lighter
* Locdog07 swallows a lighter
Locdog07D'oh...I always do that
DarkonZeroNow...let's get back to what we were doing....
BozarthI just told you not to
* DeRaptor watches Loc explode.
Locdog07Ow.
DarkonZeroAnd that's all he said folks!
* Locdog07 cleans the mess up
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DarkonZeroAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
DarkonZeroDAMNED ZOOMER!
Locdog07Um....AHHHHHHH! Oh.
DeRaptorEVIL!
DeRaptorBURN HIM!
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Breakout"4,1
* DeRaptor is away... REASON: 9,1chow.6,0 Type 12/ctcp DeRaptor page6 to page.
Locdog07chow.
Locdog07badow.
Locdog07kapow!
DarkonZeroDeChow....for De's only! Use as directed!
Locdog07DeChow is a product of DeChow & Co.
Locdog07DeChow: It's what's for dinner.
Locdog07DeChow. Won't you?
DarkonZeroHmmm....I think I should continue with more "Itty Bitty Booklight" slogans.
Locdog07Ookay.
DarkonZeroItty Bitty Booklights......even Loc uses one!
Locdog07I do?
* Locdog07 looks
Locdog07AHHHHH!!!
Locdog07IT'S AFTER ME!!!
* Locdog07 runs from the Itty Bitty Booklight
DarkonZeroFraidy Dog....
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Generator"4,1
Locdog07You'd be scared if a little tiny lamp came runnin' at you yelling "I must have bloood!"
Locdog07Okay, so maybe I went a little overboard describing it...
DarkonZeroNot really....but if it were a "Rock 'n' Roll Santa" doing that....I would run.
* Locdog07 almost bought one o' them for a certain person's Xmas gift
DarkonZeroThe most unexpected gift for Christmas....
DarkonZeroAnd most scary.
Locdog07heh
Locdog07I settled for a Rock 'n Roll Cactus instead....sheesh
DarkonZeroThe cactus is much friendlier.
Locdog07hmmm
Locdog07ya think?
DarkonZeroJust as long as it doesn't stab you in the butt!
DarkonZeroYOW!
Locdog07heh...yikes
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Learn To Fly"4,1
* DarkonZero burps....
DarkonZeroAnd that hint of stomach acid make it oh so better.
Locdog07ewww
* Locdog07 gives DZ a mint
DarkonZeroThanks....I REALLY need it.
Locdog07You do.
Locdog07I can smell you even with this gasmask on.
* DeRaptor is back FROM: 9,1chow.
DarkonZeroWhat?
* DeRaptor throws things.
* DeRaptor destroys all of DZ's IBBL's.
Locdog07eep
DarkonZeroDeChow.....now with more rhino bits.
Locdog07heh
DeRaptorMmmmm...rhino.
Locdog07DeChow. You don't have to chase a herd of herbivores to satisy your appetite.
DarkonZeroDeChow......it makes you sick on the outside!
Locdog07satisfy...
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"M.I.A."4,1
DarkonZeroNow...to continue.
* DarkonZero points and laughs at De.
DarkonZeroThere.
Locdog07Heh
* DeRaptor sticks her tongue out at DZ.
* DarkonZero grabs De's tongue and walks across the room.
Locdog07Tie it to the doorhandle!
* DeRaptor follows DZ.
Locdog07heh
* DarkonZero ties it to the doorhandle.
* DeRaptor bites DZ's hand off and unties her tongue.
Locdog07Waaa-waaaa-waaaaaaaaaaa....
DarkonZeroI lose more hands that way!
DarkonZeroWOO!
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* DarkonZero hugs De.
DarkonZeroKU!
Locdog07hullo 'ku
GokuHi'
GokuDZ!
* DeRaptor runs away through DZ's torso.
DarkonZeroDamn....third time this week.....
DarkonZeroWith my track record...I should be dead......and buried.......and rotting....
* Locdog07 buries DZ anyway
DarkonZeroThanks!
Bozarthand beginning to smell
DarkonZeroI should repair myself more often.
DeRaptorHe already does that, Boz.
* DeRaptor runs.
Bozarthheh
DarkonZeroI lost my SPHERE OF REPAIR though.
Bozarthoh, well, you better place an order
DarkonZeroI still got the TRIANGLE THAT HATES DE.
DarkonZeroI still don't know why it hates De.
* Locdog07 has the RHOMBUS OF EXTREME PAIN
* Locdog07 hits DZ with it
DarkonZeroOW!
Bozarthyou have a RHOMBUS OF HUNGER?
DeRaptorTriangleman hates everybody!
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Locdog07Hiya Manny
MSTManosHi.
DarkonZeroOh yeah....I was playing Monster Rancher 2 earlier....I used TMBG Severe Tire Damage CD to make a monster....it gave me this lemur lookin' monster....I was gonna name it Joey.
Bozarth?
Locdog07Joey the lemur, he runs everywhere!
Locdog07Joey the lemur, what kind of heck of animal is 'e anyway...
DeRaptorYou use a music CD to make monsters?
DarkonZeroYeah....
DeRaptorHow odd.
Bozarthwhoa
DarkonZeroMy Foo Fighters CD gave me this plant-monkey.
Bozarthgot a talking Heads cd?
DarkonZeroNope....
DeRaptorDoes it just randomly pull things out of its database or does it actually create them?
Bozarthpoo
DeRaptorAnd can you use mp3s?
DarkonZeroMonster Rancher 2 is a playstation game.
BozarthDoes it work with 8-tracks?
DarkonZeroIt uses information on a CD to create the monster by combining two off the game.
Bozarthhow does it work exactly?
Bozarthoh
DarkonZeroThe Matrix soundtrack CD......it gave me this cool lookin' fairy-like monster.
MSTManosHeh.
MSTManosWeird.
DarkonZeroIt was a combination of a Pixy and a unknown monster.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Next Year"4,1
DarkonZeroIt's a cool game......
DarkonZeroThough it's sometimes frustrating to keep your monster form cheating during the drills.
DarkonZeroform to from.
Locdog07gotta go
Locdog07bye
DeRaptorbye
Bozarthbye
DarkonZeroBye Loc.
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MSTManosBye, Loc.
MSTManosBe right back.
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* DarkonZero digs around in his pockets.
DarkonZeroHEY!
DarkonZeroMY SPHERE.. OH HAPPY DAYS!
DeRaptortriangleman, triangleman...
* DarkonZero uses his SPHERE OF REPAIR!
DarkonZeroWhen I create monsters on the game....I'll snap some pictures and show ya through my website
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DarkonZeroWB!
MSTManosThankee.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of Matthew Sweet's : "Ultrasuede"
DarkonZeroWell....onto other business!
* DarkonZero kicks everyone.
MSTManosYeah... this is my first day back, once again.
* DeRaptor puts DZ in a crate and ships him off for therapy.
* Sound request: can't find 'wb.wav'
[DeRaptor SOUND]
* DarkonZero gets outta the crate before it goes....
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DarkonZeroMM!
DarkonZeroWOO!
MeltingManHeya folks!
DeRaptorMmmmmmmelty!
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of Matthew Sweet's : "Girlfriend"
MSTManosIMM!
DarkonZeroMANOS!
MeltingManI just got a whole bunch of MST3K episodes in the mail.  I watched First Spaceship on Venus and The Sword and the Dragon.  Both of those are odd episodes.
MSTManosDZ!
DarkonZeroKU!
DeRaptorWho sent 'em to ya?
MeltingManSome trader in Canada, the quality was good on some and crappy on others.
DeRaptorAh. What the hell is a trader doin' in Canada?
DarkonZeroThere are fans in Canada.
MeltingManTrading.
MSTManosYep.
DarkonZeroI used to talk to a few on Fidonet.
DeRaptorGood answer.
Gokuhttp://www.mtv.com/cgi/
GokuHehe
GokuThats funny
* DeRaptor laughs.
MeltingManheh
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of Matthew Sweet's : "Into Your Drug"
DarkonZeroNice 404 error message.
* DeRaptor downloads an mp3 of Linnell's Louisiana song.
DeRaptoryep.
* MeltingMan thinks the US version of The Sword and the Dragon was edited by blind retarded monkeys with no arms or legs.
DeRaptorYou mean the kind that run the SFC?
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DeRaptordaiiieee.
MeltingManThey made Gamera!
MeltingManDaiiee!
* MeltingMan looks up....
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Matthew Sweet's14,16,0:6,04,1"Ugly Truth Rock"4,1
MeltingManNo....if they ran the SciFi Channel they'd be evil blind retarded monkeys with no arms or legs.
DeRaptordaaaiiieeeooo! Daeeiiieeeooo...Daieelight come an' me wanna go home...
DeRaptorOhhhhhhh.
MSTManos<Lodovik> OKAY I AM DAEILING
MSTManosYes! One final upgrade and I'm done for today.
MeltingManI thought I was Daeil!
MSTManosWhew.
* MeltingMan points to his magnificent pun.
MeltingManJust enjoy that for a little while.
* DeRaptor pokes at the pun with a stick.
DeRaptorOdd...this isn't like any earthly pun...
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of Jesus Jones' : "Who? Where? Why?"
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of Jesus Jones' : "Addiction, Obsession & Me"
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* MeltingMan watches a little bit of Stranded in Space....and wonders what the movie is that they're showing during the credits.
RImanhah.
RImanhey folks
MeltingManRhode Island man?
MeltingManHeya
RImanhey hey
RImanwhat's up?
DarkonZeroREALLY INTENSE man!
RImanyessir!
RIman:>
DarkonZeroOr Really Idiotic man!
GokuRIman!
RImanno...not really :)
RImanhey Goku.
Gokulong time
RImanyeah.
GokuWHats up>
Goku?
MeltingManRIman...related to Ro-man?
MeltingManTo live like the RI-man....
* DarkonZero wishes his ears could stop itching.
RImannot much ... your topic was just mentioned in #channels ... your names getting out there! <G>
RImanI personally don't see a problem with it <G>
RImananyway...
RImanNo romans!
RImanRIman
RIman!
MeltingManNot a roman....a Ro-man!
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MeltingManaka the Robot Monster.
DarkonZeroSPY!
Goku4[Random Burnings]4/14Mindless Self Indulgence4]/14Tight (98)4[4/14Bring The Pain4[/145:514[/143.35 MB
GokuSpy!
superspyDZ!
MeltingManYeah Supper
superspyKU!
GokuHey melty
* MeltingMan looks up....
* Sound request: can't find 'spyspyspy.wav'
[DeRaptor SOUND]
RImanwhy is Bob an asshole?
RImanand who is Bob?
DeRaptorBecause he is.
DeRaptorIt's the way of the world.
MeltingManI meant to type Heya and it turned into "Yeah"
superspybecause he's bob
RImanAre all Bobs assholes?
MeltingManI thought I typed "Heya"
DarkonZeroBob is....well...Bob.
GokuWhen he is shiny Bob he is not an asshole, just when he is normal
GokuTHat is why we keep shining him
superspyhe's shinybob 2% of the time
RImanAhh, I get it.
DarkonZeroWhen he's BobIshy!
GokuYeah
RImanvery mathematical you are...
RImanI might need a piechart or something to explain...
MeltingManTwo plus nine is ten.
RImanyes! yes!
RImanthat's right!
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Cars"4,1
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DarkonZeroAGH!'
DeRaptor42 plus fifteen is truth, love, and beauty.
DarkonZeroMANOS!
superspymanos!
superspy42 is generally the answer to everything
DarkonZeroWHY GOD WHY?
DarkonZeroWHY MANOS?
RImanlol
RImanas you were..
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DarkonZeroWhat were we doing?
superspyummm
superspy"bob is an asshole"?
GokuI think we were giving me all your money
DarkonZeroAh...yes!
MeltingManYep, and so is Kenny Rogers.
DarkonZeroKu....did ya ever get your stuff back?
DarkonZeroThose damned looters....
MeltingManIn fact....I wouldn't be surprised if Bob and Kenny Rogers weren't the same person....all evil and stuff.
Gokubrb
DarkonZeroOk...
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* DarkonZero pictures Bob and Kenny Rogers together.....
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MSTManosSPY!
* DarkonZero starts laughing.
MSTManosLemme see if this works...
MeltingManYeah....maybe Bob's Kenny Rogers' wife!
* MSTManos 9,1is AWAY 14,1|15,1|14,1| 13$1; 14,1|15,1|14,1| 3,1Pager ON
MSTManosDamn.
MeltingManAnd they give birth to.....AAAAHHHHGGGGHHHH!!!!
DarkonZeroWOO!
DarkonZeroA DOLLAR!
GokuHehee
* superspy takes DZ's dollar
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of TMBG's : "Battle For The Planet Of The Apes"
* MSTManos 9,1is AWAY 14,1|15,1|14,1| 13$1 14,1|15,1|14,1| 3,1Pager ON
MSTManosShoot.
superspy*bang*
DarkonZeroANOTHER DOLLAR!
* MSTManos 9,1is AWAY 14,1|15,1|14,1| 13$! 14,1|15,1|14,1| 3,1Pager ON
DarkonZeroOh damn....
superspy?
DarkonZeroNot a dollar.
* superspy tries to remember the starlink server he usually uses
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of TMBG's : "Become A Robot"
* MSTManos 9,1is AWAY 14,1|15,1|14,1| 13$?="Enter reason" 14,1|15,1|14,1| 3,1Pager ON
MSTManosDAMN!
DarkonZeroOops.
Gokuhehe
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of TMBG's : "For Science"
* superspy throws stuff at manos' pager
DarkonZeroBOOO!
DarkonZeroBOOOO!
* MSTManos 9,1is AWAY 14,1|15,1|14,1| 13,1 Test 14,1|15,1|14,1| 3,1Pager ON
DarkonZeroThe pager sucks!
MSTManosThere we go.
DarkonZeroBOOOO!
DarkonZeroUh...
DarkonZeroYAY!
* superspy throws various vegetables at manos' pager
DarkonZeroThe pager DOESN'T suck.
* MSTManos 9,1is AWAY 14,1|15,1|14,1| 13,1 Test 14,1|15,1|14,1| 3,1Pager ON
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of TMBG's : "Hypnotist Of Ladies"
* MSTManos 9,1is AWAY1,1----14,1|15,1|14,1|1,1---13,1 Test 1,1----14,1|15,1|14,1|1,1----3,1Pager ON
DarkonZeroAGH!
DarkonZeroIT'S EXPANDING!
DarkonZeroRUN!
* MSTManos 9,1is AWAY1,1----14,1|15,1|14,1|1,1---13,1 Let's 1,1----14,1|15,1|14,1|1,1----3,1Pager ON
* superspy is smothered by the pager
superspyforget me....save............yourself
* MSTManos 9,1is AWAY1,1----14,1|15,1|14,1|1,1---13,1 Let's 1,1----14,1|15,1|14,1|1,1----3,1Pager NEVER ON
superspy*ack*
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of TMBG's : "She's An Angel"
Goku4[Random Burnings]4/14John Linnel4]/14State Songs (99)4[4/14South Carolina4[/146:024[/143.46 MB
* MSTManos 9,1is AWAY1,1----14,1|15,1|14,1|1,1---13,1 Let's see how a larger message works. 1,1----14,1|15,1|14,1|1,1----3,1Pager NEVER ON
MSTManosYES!
DarkonZeroThanks for sharing.
* MSTManos 9,1is AWAY1,1--14,1|15,1|14,1|1,1-13,1 Screw expansion. 1,1--14,1|15,1|14,1|1,1--3,1Pager NEVER ON
* MSTManos 9,1 is NO LONGER AWAY
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of TMBG's : "Subliminal"
* MSTManos 9,1is NO LONGER AWAY
DarkonZeroOk...
DarkonZeroThat's good/
DarkonZero:)
MeltingManAre you away?
MSTManos*pant* Thank you.
MSTManosNo, I'm still here.
DarkonZero....
DarkonZeroSUBLIMINAL!
DarkonZeroSUBLIMINAL!
DeRaptorAs I got hit by a car there was a message for me...
* MeltingMan hmmms.
superspyhuh?
MSTManosBloody hell?
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of TMBG's : "The Guitar (The Lion Sleeps)"
MeltingManI think I might go to bed now......unless someone gives me a good reason to stay.  It doesn't even have to be that.  Hell, I'll even accept one that's bad!  
superspyuh
superspyyou owe me $2
superspygood enough?
DarkonZeroThe Martian is coming!
* MeltingMan looks at both.
MeltingManWhich martian?
DarkonZeroLenny!
MeltingManOK....I'll stay for a little while....but only if it's Lenny!
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DarkonZeroYAY!
DeRaptorYeah, Lenny's fab!
*** MSTManos is on IRC
*** MSTManos has joined #Deep13
superspydamn you, peer!
MeltingManYou wouldn't be lyin' now, would ya, son?
superspyMANOS!
*** superspy has left IRC
*** superspy is now known as Lenny
DarkonZeroNOT AGAIN!
DarkonZeroNOOOOOO!
DarkonZeroMANOS!
MeltingManYey!  It's Lenny!
MSTManosDZ!
DarkonZeroOh...
LennyI have come for the melting woman
* Lenny looks at melting man
Lennywhere is she?
DeRaptorLenny!
* DeRaptor dances around Lenny.
* Lenny picks melting man up and shakes him upside down
Lennyis she in your pocket?
MeltingManI don't have enough money for a sex change yet, Lenny.
DarkonZeroThe only closest thing that comes to be a girl in here is Bob.
* Lenny looks at De. what about her?
MeltingManShe doesn't want a sex change!
Lennyok
DeRaptorYeah! Um...cuz...um...yeah.
DarkonZeroDe...
* Lenny takes mars and leaves
DarkonZeroZIP IT!
*** superspy is on IRC
*** Lenny is now known as superspy
DeRaptorActually, I hate bein' a girl! sign me up!
* MeltingMan considers being a tower-climbing, fire-breathing, topless, transexual melting man
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of TMBG's : "AKA Driver"
MeltingManNo one's done it yet....melting.
DarkonZeroI melted once....
* superspy puts a flame under mm
DarkonZeroThen I got better.
* superspy has a better idea
* superspy puts melting man in the oven
superspythat's why you don't melt, mm.  you're a freakin' shrinky-dink
MSTManosHeh.
MeltingManWho says I don't melt?
DarkonZeroNo....DON'T!
MeltingManYou come over here and say that!
superspytoo late, dz
DarkonZeroUgh....
* superspy walks over to melting man and tells him he doesn't melt
superspy....
DarkonZeroMM melted all over my peanut butter.
superspyew.
* MeltingMan melts
MeltingManTold ya.
superspyI'm standing in a puddle
superspylocdog ain't trained, is he?
MeltingManNow I'll eat your skin!
DarkonZeroTHE INCREDIBLE PUDDLE BOY!
*** superspy has left IRC
*** superspy is now known as indigestib
indigestibthat's indigestible man
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of TMBG's : "Ana Ng"
DeRaptoroooh.
* MeltingMan vomits indegestible man all over himself.
* DeRaptor listens to "Louisiana".
* indigestib towels off and runs away
*** superspy is on IRC
*** indigestib is now known as superspy
MeltingManI need a gestible man, pronto!
* superspy shoves DZ towards MM
DarkonZeroDon't look at me!
DarkonZeroNO!
* DarkonZero runs off!
*** superspy has left IRC
*** superspy has quit IRC (Leaving)
DarkonZeroHmmm....
*** superspy is on IRC
*** superspy has joined #deep13
DarkonZeroWB...
superspy*ahem*
MeltingManwb
superspyas I was saying
MSTManosWhoa... I think you hurt his feel... oh, hi, spy!
DarkonZeroBefore you hit the wrong button.
superspyI'm aware
DarkonZeroSince when?
superspysince always
DarkonZeroUh-huh.
superspynow, where were we?
superspyoh yeah, I was feeding you to meltingman
*** MSTAnon is on IRC
DarkonZeroEveryone...let's take a moment to point and laugh at spy.
* MeltingMan laughs
* DarkonZero points and laughs at spy.
MeltingManYou're a dork, spy.
*** MSTAnon has left IRC
* superspy laughs maniacally at meltingman
MeltingManI won't point, though.  That's not polite.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of TMBG's : "Doctor Worm"
* superspy still laughs at meltingman
* MeltingMan is funny.
superspyno.  you're fly is open
DarkonZero.....
DarkonZeroEww....he's oozing out!
* superspy gets a mop
MeltingManMy goodness....you'd think I'd notice something like that when I'm leaking from my area.
DarkonZeroUgh....
DeRaptor!
DeRaptorEwww...
DeRaptorThat's some goop I ain't touchin'.
DarkonZeroNever mention leaking form areas ever again!
DarkonZeroform to from!
superspyde, but you have no problem with canned "blue"?
superspyyou don't know where that blue's been
* MeltingMan is unable to zip his fly because he's all melty and his fingers can't get a grip...so you'll all have to look at the mess coming from my zipper region.
DarkonZeroAGH!
DarkonZeroSTOP!
MeltingManI'm not the one who noticed.....
DarkonZeroYeah....SPY!
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"I Die, You Die (Information Society Mix)"4,1
* Sound request: can't find 'spyspyspy.wav'
[DeRaptor SOUND]
* MSTManos wonders why rappers are terrible spellers...
DarkonZeroManny.....think real hard...
MSTManosOkay...
* DarkonZero sees smoke.
MSTManosWhat good is this going to do?
DarkonZeroI dunno.
MSTManosHeh.
MSTManosOh right... they all failed 1st grade english.
MSTManosAnd never recovered.
* MeltingMan has to go...
* DarkonZero notices Ku sleeping on a couch with flamethrower in hand.
superspybye, mm
MeltingManBye bye, now
DarkonZeroAwwww....
superspyI didn't fail first gra---oh
*** MeltingMan has left IRC
*** MeltingMan has quit IRC (Away I melt)
superspynot me
MSTManosAlthough I think now they can pass a 1st grade English test...
MSTManosDamn. Late g'bye, Melty.
MSTManosOkay, so maybe not.
DarkonZeroLook at Ku.....sleepin' on a couch.
MSTManosHeh.
DarkonZeroAwwww....
superspyawwww
* superspy turns off the flamethrower
DarkonZeroSafety first
superspyyep
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"I'm An Agent"4,1
* DarkonZero notices De facedown in a bowl of chili.....
DarkonZeroAwww.....
DarkonZeroLoo at that.
DeRaptoryum.
* DeRaptor devours the chili.
superspyhehe
Goku4[Random Burnings]4/14Less Than Jake4[4/14Automatic4[/142:054[/141.91 MB
DarkonZeroWhat happened to "More Than Jake"?
* superspy notices de facedown in a bowl that once contained chili
superspythat's just sloppy
DarkonZeroHmmm....
DarkonZeroDe likes her chili.
DarkonZeroI just don't wanna be near her when she "goes off".
* superspy gets the stink-o-meter out
superspythis will let us know *before* she goes off
DarkonZeroCool gadget....I wish I had that at graduation!
superspyprincipal?
DarkonZeroNaw....the whole class.
DarkonZeroBut me.
* DeRaptor licks her chops.
DeRaptorGood chili.
MSTManosHeh.
DarkonZeroOk....everyone....but De.....back away.
DarkonZeroOr go outside.
*** CallipyG is on IRC
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*** Mars sets mode: +o CallipyG
DarkonZeroCG!
DarkonZeroUh.....it's best to keep a good distance away from De.
DarkonZeroShe just had chili.
MSTManosCG! LOOK WHO'S BACK!
GokuSweet! My dad came home and bought a bunch of DVDs he got Holy Grail for me
MSTManosCool beans!
DarkonZeroGRRRRRRRRAIL!
DeRaptorG@
DeRaptor!
superspyhi, CG!
CallipyGthe other 2% of the time, Sent, Loc, and Manos are complaining about him
CallipyGhi
MSTManosHeh.
DarkonZeroOuch.
* superspy has yellow submarine on dvd. I'm afraid.
CallipyGthat wasn't meant as an insult, necessarily
* superspy reads de's comics
CallipyGi was stating a fact
CallipyGManos, where have you been?
DeRaptorSure you wanna do that, spy?
superspyI can stomach it, de
superspy;)
MSTManosMajor computer upgrade that took 4 weeks. Now I have a new video card, new hard drive, and Windows and Plus! 98.
DarkonZeroDe's comics are good....
MSTManosTwo weeks, really.
DeRaptorOviraptors are weird looking.
MSTManosAnd, for better or for worse, I've changed. But nevertheless...
* superspy built a computer over the summer. beat that :)
MSTManosHeh.
MSTManosWow.
CallipyGManos: Congratulations, congratulations, and... uggggh.
MSTManosHeh.
* CallipyG takes spy's computer and smashes it
DeRaptorManos, do tell how you have changed?
CallipyGwas that really necessary, spy?
CallipyGit was a pretty good system
superspyhuh?
superspyd'oh
CallipyG* superspy built a computer over the summer. beat that :)
DarkonZeroSpy made a computer alright.....one of those cardbpard ones used at store displays.
CallipyG* superspy built a computer over the summer. beat that :)
* superspy sets CG's computer on fire with goku's flamethrower
MSTManosSimply put, personality.
superspydon't worry, you'll be forced to get a new one when you get to rpi, anyway :)
MSTManosThat's all that changed. That, and my response system.
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superspyresponse?
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CallipyGif all goes well, i won't want a replacement
CallipyGi'll need to get a new one, yes... but hopefully not a replacement.
MSTManosThat ass jestr just zoomed by.
MSTManosMr. "South Park is more comedical than MST 3K".
superspyno, I'm serious.  they make you *buy* a new one.
*** BobIshmael is on IRC
*** BobIshmael has joined #deep13
superspyor lease, whichever you want
DarkonZeroBOOB!
MSTManosUh, why?
MSTManosBOB!
MSTManosUh-oh.
* DeRaptor notices no personality change in Manos. 'tis odd.
*** BobIshmael has left IRC
*** BobIshmael is now known as ShinyBob
ShinyBobHe sure is.
CallipyGi know, spy
* Goku shines Bob
DeRaptorHe's shiny!
MSTManosWell, IRL.
superspywoo
DeRaptorYay!
ShinyBobSo, Manny, isn't Bob an asshole?
CallipyGbut hopefully, if i have my way in the next couple of years i'll have an 800 MHz system by the time i go
CallipyGor better.
MSTManosPlus the good/bad things wont kick in until later... and Bob, perhaps.
CallipyGand i wont want to get rid of it
* superspy doesn't notice anything different about manos either
*** CallipyG has left IRC
*** CallipyG is now known as Asshole
DarkonZeroHmmm....is CG an asshole?
MSTManosFor instance, my seemingly strange attitude, and use of other words.
superspy....ok.  and what triggered this change again?
superspya new computer?
MSTManosLack of a computer for two weeks during the holidays.
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bobhi
MSTManosUm...
MSTManosBob?
ShinyBobScary.
bobi need your help
superspyit's just bob
* DeRaptor wonders why the chick in Melonpool was dating Andy Kaufman for...
DarkonZeroAn Aussie BOB!
MSTManosYes?
superspyno ishmael, no nothing
*** CallipyG is on IRC
*** Asshole is now known as CallipyG
bobwell i downloaded nukenabber you see
MSTManosAh.
boband i need to know if it works
superspyholy <bleep>
MSTManosNuking is illegal here.
superspyoh, it's not an aussie bob?
MSTManos"HOLY SHI'ITE!"
bobbut if i ask you to nuke me it cant be
bobyes it is
ShinyBobThem Aussies is crazy.
MSTManosAsk someone in #CyberChat. They might assist you.
bobbe just got banned from there for no reason
bobis there any other way i can test it
MSTManosI don't know a Be.
superspyso, de.  does this mean that if we ever ask for cameos, we're doomed to become road pizza?
MSTManosGo to another server.
boblike
bob?
MSTManosSay, DalNet?
GokuDo you have a nuker bob?
bobwhat is that?
bobdalnet is so busy
MSTManosUndernet?
MSTManosIRCNet?
GokuSo you have Nuke Nabber, but don't know what a nuker is
MSTManosEFNet?
bobits the same
bobi know what a nuker is
bobi was being dunb
bobdumb
superspya microwa---oh, wait.
MSTManosWell.
Goku4[Random Burnings]4/14They Might Be Giants4]/14(Live)4[4/14Cowtown24[/142:354[/142.07 MB
DarkonZeroSWIRLIE TIME!
* DeRaptor looks back and forth at the two Bobs.
* DarkonZero dunks his head in a toilet and flushes!
DarkonZeroWOO!
* DarkonZero presents "A Death In the Conversation".
DarkonZeroWOO!
DarkonZeroI KILLED IT!
* superspy punches dz
superspythat's what you think
DeRaptorYOU BASTARD!
DarkonZeroDAMMIT!
DarkonZeroCURSE YOU SUPERSPY!
superspyso, "bob".  how'd you come across our little shitho--er, chat room?
bobno one listens
*** Goku has left IRC
*** Goku has quit IRC (buh bye)
superspyI think I hurt his virgin, pyromaniacal, just-plain-crazy ears
bobits called getting a channel list, why?
DarkonZeroOh we listens.....we just don't like listening.
MSTManosHeh,
bobjust nuke me
MSTManosWe listen but quickly ignore,
superspyit's called "why deep13?" out of all the possible choices
MSTManosChange your nick to omega.
MSTManosThen I can nuke you.
*** bob is now known as omega
superspy<manos> without feeling guilty
omegado it
omegaplease
MSTManosOh, damn... forgot I don't have a nuker.
* superspy hides under the table
omegawell who does
* DarkonZero points at omega.
ShinyBobBob does, but he's an asshole. Not a criminal.
ShinyBobManos can vouch for him.
DeRaptorYou have to sign these release forms first, bobby.
omegaSHiny why would i get u in trouble for it?
ShinyBobYou're Austrailian.
omegaeveryone nukes me when i dont want them to...
superspynuking is bad.  very bad.
omegajust once
DarkonZeroNaw....
omegait would be our little secret
MSTManosYeah. The American Government hates it.
MSTManosThen I wont tell Billy.
omegaplease
MSTManosLet his men all over this server tell him.
DarkonZeroWe'd love to...but just don't love enough.
*** omega is now known as NUKE_ME
DarkonZeroLike that's gonna help.
NUKE_MEdo it
NUKE_MEi am asking you to
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*** MSTManos is now known as ADORE_ME
DarkonZeroWe'd kick ya.....will taht do?
DarkonZerothat even.
NUKE_MEtelling you rather
*** MSTManos is on IRC
*** ADORE_ME is now known as MSTManos
*** NUKE_ME was kicked by CallipyG (bye bye.)
DarkonZeroOh...a demander.
superspyaw, CG!
CallipyGsorry.
* CallipyG hides
MSTManosNo, that was good.
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*** DeRaptor is now known as BITE_ME
*** DeRaptor is on IRC
*** BITE_ME is now known as DeRaptor
DarkonZeroWell....we got to see another "assfly".
CallipyGit was a quick impulse!
* superspy gets the trout out of the storage bin and slaps CG with it
* superspy looks at shinybob
superspy....he's WAY too happy
DarkonZeroYou're right.
DarkonZeroAnd that ain't right!
* superspy throws a pie in shinybob's face
DarkonZeroKIL HIM!
DarkonZeroKILL
*** Goku is on IRC
*** Goku has joined #Deep13
superspygoku
superspy!
Gokustupid laggy ISP
Gokuspy
Goku!
* superspy grabs ku's flamethrower and blasts shinybob
DarkonZeroWB Ku...
GokuThanks
DarkonZeroWell folks....I'll see you later....like a hour or so.
DarkonZeroSay goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Wed Jan 05 21:33:53 2000
Session Start: Wed Jan 05 22:41:59 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'You damned blue-collar tweekers are beloved in this here channel. Should Bob have ops: Three for, one against. '
*** Set by Mars on Wed Jan 05 22:31:43
* superspY steals goku's steak, as he's not here anyway
jasoNhi DeeZee
DarkonZeroHmmm...
jasoNwanna join my cult?
* superspY eats the steak
gokUYum
DarkonZeroCult, eh?
gokUMust obey N
gokUN!
gokUN!
gokUN!
jasoNchange your nick to darkoNzerO
ShinyBobDZ, should Bob have ops?
superspYku, I ate your steak.  too bad, flame-boy  <muwahahaha>
DarkonZeroBob should have ops if he wants 'em.
jasoNuh oh
* gokU pulls out his trusty flame thrower
* gokU spins his gun around his finger and aims it at spY
* gokU sees spY burn to crisps
ShinyBobScrew what Bob wants, what do you want?
jasoNer, spy..i was trying to kill ku, so i laced his steak with deadly poison
superspYI'm wearing flame-retardant clothing
DarkonZeroI want to die peacefully.
jasoNcome omn deezee, join the club
jasoN-m
superspYreally?  but if it's just a portion of your steak, shouldn't you be dead, too?
jasoNnope
DarkonZeroNo changge of that ever happeneing though.
jasoNi thought of that
superspYoh?
superspYwhat about de?
DarkonZerochance even...
jasoNit's my clut and i make the rules, and i say i live
ShinyBobYes, yes, but do you think that Bob should have ops?
jasoNer..cult
superspYok, fine.  I think bob should have ops
jasoNde can live too.  and goku
ShinyBobOr should I ask, do you have a problem with Bob having ops?
DarkonZeroSure....let Bob have ops.....that knob.
jasoNdz must die though, unless he joins me
* superspY shoots N
ShinyBobHEY! YOU CAN'T CHANGE YOUR VOTE!
superspYthere
superspYyou die too
* jasoN dies
superspYwell, I did, Bob
superspYso there.
MSTAnonShould Bob have ops?
*** Mars changes topic to 'You damned blue-collar tweekers are beloved in this here channel. Should Bob have ops: Four for, one against. '
* superspY finally dies
MSTAnonYou tell me.
jasoNwait, i was wearing spy-retardent clothing
* superspY resurrects
jasoNlucky me
* superspY just thinks N's a retard :D
* MSTAnon has ops in #nintendojo on DALnet.
ShinyBobWOW!
* jasoN does too
gokUBig freakin deal!
* ShinyBob looks at De.
ShinyBobWell, De?
jasoNquit harassing my cult members, shiny
DeRaPtOrI still don't think Bob should have gummy bears.
jasoNwe'll destroy you
gokUMusssssst Destro
gokUy
DarkonZeroUh...I'll be in the lobby.
* DarkonZero hits a switch on his Portal deck and just fades out into...4,1THE LIMBO4,16,0!6,0
Session Close: Wed Jan 05 22:46:27 2000
Session Start: Wed Jan 05 22:49:17 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'You damned blue-collar tweekers are beloved in this here channel. Should Bob have ops: Four for, one against. '
*** Set by Mars on Wed Jan 05 22:40:44
jasoNwb
ShinyBobWB!
DarkonZeroThankee.
jasoNwho's complaining about my mother?
jasoNbesides me
superspyI am, N
ShinyBobLet me see...
ShinyBobHe says he's not a liberty to say, lest they complain more.
jasoNwhat are the crimes against her?
DeRaPtOrTell Bob I don't care.
ShinyBobHe says he's been accused of accused of being a witch.
DarkonZeroAin't that bitch?
jasoNwell, we can solve that.  i just happen to have a duck and a large scale in my closet over there
ShinyBobDe, Bob says "Don't pull an Anon."
MSTAnonHuh?
ShinyBobHI!
MSTAnonHello.
jasoNhi
DarkonZeroHEELO!
* MSTAnon is still moderating #nintendojo. =)
jasoNhey!
* jasoN swats at anon with a rolled up copy of nintendo power
gokUDamnit Anon you should know I am the only one stupid enough to go over
jasoNhey! are you accusing me of being not-stupid??
* jasoN throws a squirrel at gokU
DarkonZeroHey folks.....truthfully....am I old?
* superspy smacks Anon
superspyquit yer braggin', varmint
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DarkonZeroMANOS!
jasoNhi S
DeRaPtOrIiiiishmael is a witch, he's a witch, he's a witch, he's a wiiiitch!
ShinyBobOh, DZ, although Bob refuses to admit, he's sorry for what he said the other day.
MSTManosDZ!
*** BobIshmael is on IRC
*** ShinyBob is now known as BobIshmael
DarkonZeroAbout what>
BobIshmaelNO, I'M NOT! I MEANT EVERY WORD!
DarkonZeroI'm old and forgot.
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*** BobIshmael is now known as ShinyBob
superspyDZ, you're not old
DeRaPtOrYeah, N is old!
jasoNyeah!  i'm old!
DarkonZeroAwww....thanks.
superspyso am I old, too?
DarkonZeroBut....am I stupid?
superspywait, if N is old....
superspyand DZ's older than N
superspyyeah, DZ.  you're old.  nevermind.
DarkonZeroI knew it...I'm old.
DarkonZeroAnd stupid.
jasoNthat's okay, you ca nhang out at the stupid-people's retirement home with me
DarkonZeroDamn I need a job change quick.
DarkonZeroStupid job....it's showing my age.
superspyin a year I'll be old, too
superspybut for now I'm not.
DarkonZeroWait.....it's not showing my age.....it's showing i'm stupid.
superspywait....damn.  in two months I'll be old.  NOOOOOOOOOO
DarkonZeroCould anyone suggest a job for someone who is 23, currently working in a arcade, and doesn't know jack about anything else?
jasoNyou can join my cult
gokULucky bastard!
* ShinyBob looks up.
gokUI want to work at an arcade
ShinyBobYou're a geek, aren't you, DZ?
gokUI just want an arcade near me
DarkonZeroYeah...
DarkonZeroI'm a geek.
ShinyBobThere you go. Do geek stuff.
* DeRaPtOr wonders who else knows that the state bird of Michigan is a terrifying airborne car with huge metal talons.
DarkonZeroHmmm....geek stuff....
superspyaren't geeks those guys in the circus who eat just about anything?
DarkonZeroUh.....hey...yeah!
DarkonZeroDAH!
DarkonZeroDAMMIT!
gokU4[Random Burnings]4/14They Might Be Giants4]/14(Live)4[4/14cowtown34[/142:234[/141.91 MB
DarkonZeroFirst of all...if I want a computer job...I shouldn't bee telling people I could crash a computer faster than I could fix it.
gokUHehe
MSTManosHeheheh.
DarkonZeroActually....I just crash 'em....I cant fix 'em.
superspydz: well, just do the opposite of what you usually do
superspyif your gut instincts constantly crash machines, just go the opposite of your feelings :)
DarkonZeroWhat.....hit the damned thing?
DarkonZeroMy co-workers do that often....if it don't work....beat it.
DarkonZeroStupid co-workers.
DarkonZeroNo wonder the keyboard was broken.
DarkonZero<Co-worker> It'll work now! *CRASH*
superspyheh
MSTManosAnd I suppose this is why you want to leave?
DarkonZeroOne guy...who is a computer guy got on my case cause I didn't hit CTRL+ALT+DEL to restart the computer....cause I was afraid I'd crash it.
DarkonZeroWith my luck...it would've.
* DeRaPtOr yawns and scans her comic.
ShinyBobAnswer, De!
ShinyBobPlease, even.
superspygoing to upload it too, de?
DeRaPtOrEventually.
DeRaPtOrBob: "blargh".
DarkonZeroMeaning...no....right?
DeRaPtOrOh, and I hear John Linnell's gonna be on Conan on Friday.
*** ShinyBob is now known as Mud
MudMy name is Mud.
* superspy kicks dirt in mud's face
DarkonZeroYou listen to Primus way too much.
MudAre you saying I shouldn't?
gokUCOOL!
* gokU waits for friday
DarkonZeroNaw.....
DarkonZeroI just hate that song.
gokU4[Couch Burners Inc.]4/14Primus4[4/14My Name is Mud4[/144:474[/146.57 MB
* Mud kisses DZ upside the head with an aluminum baseball bat.
MudMy name is Mud.
*** Mud is now known as ShinyBob
DarkonZeroI lie Tommy The Cat a lot more.
DarkonZerolie to like
* gokU can't hear the song because dad has suround sound up all the wau
gokUway
ShinyBobhttp://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Studio/1082/tommy.ram
* DarkonZero realizes his feet really stink.
DarkonZeroThought I'd share.
DarkonZeroI knew you all would be enthralled by it.
ShinyBobYou can always share with us, DZ. *shine*
DarkonZeroUh....okay.
* DarkonZero steps away from the shiny guy.
* ShinyBob steps towards DZ.
ShinyBob*shine*
ShinyBobSpeaking of shiny, where's MrN been?
DarkonZeroDamn....you're too bright.....
* DarkonZero puts on shades.
ShinyBob*shine*
jasoNwho, me?
superspyah!
superspyI'm blind!
ShinyBobNo, Nelson.
jasoNoh
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DieRaptorDAMN SCANNER!
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gokUHehe
gokUUploaded?
*** DeRaptor is on IRC
*** DieRaptor is now known as DeRaptor
DeRaptorNo, I have to majorly edit it first. For legibility and such.
DarkonZeroAnd don't want them curse words to reach the children!
superspywhy not just add the dialogue *after* they're scanned?
DeRaptorBecause it's less authentic that way. And I'm stupid.
superspy<DeRaptor> more of the latter, actually
superspy:)
* DarkonZero thinks about Bob's parody.....and still laugh heartily.
DarkonZeroit was so stupid...it was funny.
DeRaptorquiet, spy.
DeRaptoryou just described Bob himself, DZ.
DarkonZeroI know....
* superspy becomes quiet
DarkonZeroThat's why I was laughing.
ShinyBobYeah, Bob's an asshole.
DarkonZeroActually......what Bob did was funny.
* MSTManos wonders why Shiny likes my opinion of Bob so much.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"This Wreckage"4,1
ShinyBobBecause you're right.
DeRaptorShiny is Bob's evil twin.
DarkonZeroBob is not a asshole.....a arsehole maybe...but not a asshole.
ShinyBobCan I get anyone a soda?
superspysure
ShinyBobPepsi, Sprite, Yoohoo?
superspyhmmm
superspyyoohoo's good
superspythanks
DeRaptorHell, Shiny is prolly so stupid he thinks my comic is funny!
DarkonZeroYoohoo ain't no soda!
ShinyBobIt's a chocolate soda.
DarkonZeroNo it's not.
MSTManosI have to restart again. brb
ShinyBobOh, it isn't?
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ShinyBobSorry, spy, I'll have to take that back.
superspybut....why?
superspyde: I find your comic funny.  
DarkonZeroEww....carbonated poo water!
ShinyBobWell, you see, I offered to get you a soda, but Yoohoo isn't a soda.
superspyoh, fine.
superspypepsi it is, then
DeRaptorWill you get me a 7up?
gokUDe, new comic Uploaded?
DeRaptorNo, not till midnight here.
ShinyBobSure thing.
gokUfINe!
gokUMake me stay up!
* ShinyBob gets a Pepsi, for spy, and a 7-Up, for De.
DeRaptorsee, I'm kinda anal about it.
gokUHehe
* DeRaptor hums "Cabbage Town" to herself.
ShinyBobI'll be getting some leftover sub sandwich, can I get anyone anything?
* superspy curses de and her sassin' frassin' pacific time zone
* DeRaptor drinks the damn soda.
gokUGet a CGI script
DarkonZeroI can't wait till I get my scanner hooked back up to this puter......then pictures of my room will be posted.
* superspy drinks the pepsi
DarkonZeroThe messy room...
gokUThen you can do your comics weeks in advance! and I can try to get the dir and look at them
DeRaptorI'd rather do it in cold fusion. But I can't, now can I?
DarkonZeroI'm currently cleaning it.
DarkonZeroPolaroids don't do my room justice.
DarkonZeroDamn Polaroids.
* superspy wonders why photoshop is mocking him
* jasoN fires several small squirrels at various people
ShinyBobMmmm... Day old sub.
DeRaptorPhotoshop hates you, spy.
DeRaptorIt hates ICQ, too. Noticed that?
DarkonZeroI use Paint Shop Pro.......it's a rather good proggie.
superspy<spy's photoshop> you suck!
superspysee?!
DarkonZeroI still have yet to use Animation Shop.
* ShinyBob listens to "Too Many Puppies".
DarkonZeroPUPPIES!
DarkonZeroWEE!
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Fear Factory's14,16,0:6,04,1"Cars"4,1
ShinyBobhttp://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Studio/1082/2manypuppies.ram
ShinyBobPuppies, too many of them.
* DarkonZero burps....
* jasoN stuffs a sock in DarkonZero's gaping mouth
DarkonZeroMmmm....that touch of stomach acid is so nice!
* Sound request: can't find 'deadpuppies.wav'
[DeRaptor SOUND]
* ShinyBob doesn't get that "irony is dead" bit.
* DarkonZero decides to talk like a teach from a Charlie Brown cartoon (Get well soon Mr. Schultz!)
DarkonZeroWah....wah....wah...wah.
DarkonZerowaaaaaaaahhh.
DarkonZeroWah..wah.
ShinyBobYes, ma'am, but I wad only trying to talk to Chuck.
ShinyBobwad? Ah, screw it.
DarkonZeroWah....wah....WAH!
ShinyBobBut, ma'am-
DarkonZeroWah...wah...WAH!
DeRaptorSir, I think you should shut your piehole.
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DarkonZeroWah...wah.
ShinyBobYes, ma'am.
DarkonZeroWah...wah...wah....waaaaaaaaah.
DarkonZeroWah..wah?
DeRaptorHey Manny.
*** superspy has left IRC
*** superspy is now known as woodstock
MSTManosIn case anyone didn't know, I'm back.
woodstock''' '''''' ''
MSTManosThankee.
DarkonZeroWah....wah...wah...wah.
* jasoN just stares at manos
jasoNo_o
ShinyBobWOOOOOOODSTOOOOOOOOOOCCCKK!!
woodstock'' ''''''' ''''
ShinyBobGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNING!
woodstock'''' '''!
* DarkonZero stops talking like a teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon (Mr. Schultz...you're the greatest!)
woodstock'''''' ''''?
*** ShinyBob is now known as Beef
BeefShake hands with me.
gokUWheres the beef!
*** superspy is on IRC
*** woodstock is now known as superspy
superspy''' '''''' ''''?
* DarkonZero smacks spy!
superspyow!
superspythanks
* MSTManos read a lot of Far Side comics during his vacation...
DarkonZerother we go.
DarkonZeroFar Side is another fave of mine.
MSTManosYep.
* superspy will miss peanuts
DarkonZeroI like Dilbert for some strange reason.
superspyDe!
MSTManosGary Larson is a genius.
superspytell schultz to start drawin' again!
BeefWill no one shake hands with Beef?
* superspy shakes hands with beef
BeefThank you.
superspyew
*** Beef is now known as ShinyBob
superspythat's greasy beef
* superspy wipes his hand on DZ's shirt
DarkonZeroThat particular beef was not what's for dinner!
ShinyBobNot after spy put his hands all over it, no.
DarkonZeroTrue...
gokUBrb
* ShinyBob pokes De.
* DeRaptor pokes ShinyBob in the eye.
ShinyBobGonna answer?
ShinyBobOW!
ShinyBobThat was quick.
* ShinyBob pokes De.
* DeRaptor pokes ShinyBob in the eye.
* ShinyBob pokes De again.
* DeRaptor pokes ShinyBob in the eye.
ShinyBobOW!
* ShinyBob pokes DeRaptor.
* DeRaptor pokes ShinyBob in the eye.
* DarkonZero decides to hit random people....
DarkonZeroI'll hit....
* superspy pulls an N and puts tape over De's eyes
* ShinyBob pokes DeRaptor once more.
* DeRaptor pokes ShinyBob in the eye.
* DarkonZero gets out his BIG CARTOON MALLET!
DarkonZeroDZ BONK!
* DeRaptor sits in the corner and just plain misses Calvin and Hobbes.
* DarkonZero hits DeRaptor with his BIG CARTOON MALLET!
superspyhey....I did it!
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* DeRaptor breaks DZ's big cartoon mallet over his head.
DarkonZeroHmmm....not random enough,
* superspy high fives N
* ShinyBob looks at his vast collection of C&H books.
DarkonZeroJIM DAVIS RULES!
jasoNoh
* ShinyBob looks at his few Garfield books.
* jasoN high5's back
* MSTManos is gonna start buying more Far Side books.
* ShinyBob looks at his so-so collection of Far Side books.
* DarkonZero ponders starting a Shadowrun game.
DarkonZeroNaw.....
DarkonZeroNot yet.
superspyhey, de.....[snicker]
superspytry to <guffaw> blink!
jasoNlol
* DeRaptor blinks.
DeRaptorYes?
superspymuwhahahahahaha.....huh?!
* jasoN tapes de's eyes shut
* DeRaptor peels the tape off and duct-tapes jasoN's buttcheeks shut.
* DeRaptor coughs up the tape.
superspythere was tape on your eyes
DarkonZero......
* jasoN glues de's eyes shut
* DeRaptor glues jasoN's butt to the ceiling.
DeRaptorI ate it.
jasoNdarn it
superspydammit
* jasoN velcroes de's eyes shut
* superspy puts more tape on de's eyes
jasoNyeees!@
DarkonZeroHmmmm.....De has something for N's butt....uh...nevermind.
* DeRaptor velcroes N's head inside the toilet.
* DarkonZero runs....
jasoNWELL, WHO WOULDN'T?
* DeRaptor smacks DZ.
DarkonZeroOW!
jasoNrandom caps..
jasoNdamn me
* superspy superglues De's eyes shut
* DeRaptor glues superspy's butt to the ceiling.
* DeRaptor eats the tape again.
DarkonZeroDe has that sticky feeling in her mouth now.....
DarkonZeroWait...
* DarkonZero runs.
* DeRaptor backs a dumptruck full of superglue in front of Super and entombs him in it.
superspydz!!
superspydah!
* superspy chews his way out
* ShinyBob returns.
ShinyBobDe, what happened to your mantis-blink?
* superspy tapes bob's eyes shut
superspythat.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Ozone"4,1
* DeRaptor mantisblinks. 3[clink]
ShinyBobYAY!
* DeRaptor tapes DZ to the top of the fridge.
DarkonZeroYAY!
DarkonZeroHmmm....why up here?
gokUDe is it up yet>
gokU?
ShinyBobUpload, upload, upload, upload, upload!
DarkonZeroDO IT NOW!
DarkonZeroEveryone...but De.....band together and be annoying to De.
* gokU changes all the clocks in De's house
gokULook it's past 12!
DeRaptorIs not.
* DeRaptor eats the clocks.
DarkonZeroIS TOO!
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"See You"4,1
DeRaptorHe wants a shoehorn......the kind with teeth....
superspyde....please?
DarkonZeroYOU ALL SHALL GET THE RASBERRY!
superspypurty please?
* DarkonZero gives everyone a rasberry....
DarkonZeroThere.
DeRaptorIt's almost done! relax! eesh!
superspy(that's "raspberry," DZ)
DarkonZeroWHO GIVES A DAMN!?!
superspyme.
DarkonZeroOTHER THAN YOU!?!/
superspyhim.
DarkonZeroWell.....me.
* superspy points to bob.
DarkonZeroStupid me.
jasoNi'd be willing to gibe a damn, for the right price
ShinyBobBobIshmael.
jasoNgiVe
ShinyBobHe'd probably give a damn.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"My Hero"4,1
* superspy pays N in tape
DarkonZeroTHERE GOES MY HERO...HE'S ORDINARY!
DeRaptorBob gives a damn about stuff? That's news to me.
gokU4[Random Burnings]4/14Monty Python4[4/14The Lumberjack Song4[/140:274[/14594.9 K
ShinyBobIshmael does.
DarkonZeroDe...remember the night he showed us the lesson on how to use the apostrophe?
MSTManos<DeRaptor> Bob gives a damn about stuff? That's news to me.
MSTManosDitto, here.
superspyI remember
superspyI think it was the same night I showed him "bob, the angry flower"
DarkonZeroSO IT WAS YOU!
superspygwah?!
ShinyBobUm, soy, you didn't show m- I mean, Bob "Bob".
superspyyes I sure did
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"My Poor Brain"4,1
ShinyBobNo, you didn't.
superspyyes I did
DarkonZeroWho gives a damn!?!
superspyit's midnight, de
superspy:)
superspydz: I do.
* superspy points to bob.
superspyand he does.
* ShinyBob shines.
* DarkonZero feels like kicking ass and chewing bubble gum....and he's all outta kicking ass.
ShinyBobNo, no.
* ShinyBob looks for that wav.
DarkonZeroI know....
DarkonZeroI saw the movie.
ShinyBobCrow: "I've come to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of ass."
ShinyBobTHAT'S the line.
DarkonZeroWell....excuse me!
ShinyBobYou're excused.
ShinyBobIt's up.
ShinyBobBut she hasn't changed the irony bit.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"How I Miss You"4,1
DarkonZeroHmmm...
DeRaptorIt SHOULD be up now.
DeRaptorAnd quit poking around my site when I'm uploading, StupidBob.
DarkonZeroBOb ain't stupid
ShinyBobSay, De, is "Phil" based on someone you know?
ShinyBob*shine*
DeRaptorNo. Just sort of a distillation of personalities or something.
DarkonZeroMultiple personalities?
DeRaptorActually, she's sorta the part of my mind that's always telling me to shut the hell up because I'm a bleeding moron.
DeRaptor'zactly.
superspyand the parrot?
DeRaptorThe parrots just a dumb bird.
DeRaptor+'
superspyok, I can't take it anymore
* DarkonZero wonders if he should reveal all 10,000,000,000,000,000 of his personalities.
superspybob, quit the shining.  return to the bitter, arrogant, self-righteous bastard we all know and love.
superspyNOW!
MSTManosYeah!
MSTManosWE WANT BOB!
DarkonZeroBOB!
MSTManosWE WANT BOB!
DarkonZeroBOB!
DarkonZeroBOB!
DarkonZeroBOB!
MSTManosWE WANT BOB!
MSTManosWE WANT BOB!
MSTManosWE WANT BOB!
DarkonZeroLet's try this....
DarkonZeroBOOB!
DarkonZeroBOOB!
DarkonZeroBOOB!
DarkonZeroNope....damn.
DarkonZeroThat blithering booby!
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"This Is A Call"4,1
DarkonZeroD'oh!
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"I'll Stick Around"4,1
superspypllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeee? bob?
* MSTManos will regret this.
MSTManos3...
MSTManos2...
MSTManos1...
* ShinyBob looks up.
ShinyBobHi.
DeRaptorBoobies have blue feet.
MSTManosI LOVE BOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DarkonZeroNOOOOO!
DarkonZeroMANOS!
*** BobIshmael is on IRC
*** ShinyBob is now known as BobIshmael
BobIshmaelwas downloading some of your icons the other day from another part of your site and i
BobIshmaelnoticed that there were some cursers mixed in. This didn't bother my, but my mommy saw
BobIshmaelthem and now he's really mad at me, and he beat me with my talking Mr.T doll and now it
BobIshmaeldoesn't talk anymore!! What can i do??
DarkonZeroWHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
BobIshmaelI DID NO SUCH THING, YOU MORON!
BobIshmaelC'MERE!
* BobIshmael gets his belt.
DarkonZeroHmmm...
superspyhe's back!
BobIshmaelYOU'RE GOING DOWN, BOY!
* superspy hugs bob
DarkonZeroSounds unsettling.
* DarkonZero runs.....
BobIshmaelGET AWAY FROM ME!
superspyno!
* BobIshmael hits soy with the belt.
* DeRaptor rotfl in the corner like a hyena for no reason whatsoever.
BobIshmaelI SAID, BE GONE!
superspyno!
* BobIshmael lights soy on fire, kicks him in the ribs, and leaves him for dead.
superspyow!
* BobIshmael continues his advance on N.
DarkonZeroHey Dumbass!
* DarkonZero sees Bob turn around.
* BobIshmael shoots a glare at DZ.
BobIshmaelWhat the hell do you want, old man?
DarkonZeroOh...nothing.
* DarkonZero smiles.
* BobIshmael smacks his soN around with the belt, picks him up, and throws him at DZ.
DarkonZeroOOF!
superspyewwww
MSTManosWell... my first day back on #Deep13 has been a blast...
superspy*all* of his squirrels got sick
MSTManosBut I must be going now.
MSTManosSo long.
DarkonZeroBye Manos....
BobIshmaelGood riddance.
superspybye
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* gokU shines Bob
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Learn To Fly"4,1
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*** Goku is on IRC
*** gokU is now known as Goku
BobIshmaelNO! GET AWAY FROM ME!
* BobIshmael breaks Ku's kneecap.
* superspy pelts bob with tomatoes
BobIshmaelHEY!
BobIshmaelWhat-
* DarkonZero sits in a corner.
BobIshmaelIs this ToeJam & Earl or something?
* Goku chases Bob with his Shine-o-matic©
Goku¨
Goku"
GokuThats neat
Goku¨
Goku¨
Goku¨
* DeRaptor pours varnish on Bob.
Goku"
Goku"
Goku"
BobIshmaelARGH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo................
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*** BobIshmael is now known as ShinyBob
ShinyBobHI EVERYONE!
superspyDE!
superspywhat'd you do?!
GokuHi!
* superspy un-varnishes bob
DarkonZeroShouldn't Shiny be...uh....more like....Dull?
DarkonZeroOh wait...that's me.
* superspy aims the un-shine-o-matic at bob, too
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*** DarkonZero is now known as DullDZ
* superspy steals DZ's box
DeRaptorhmmm.
* ShinyBob looks up.
* DeRaptor sands the varnish off Bob.
ShinyBobI'm sorry, spuy, but we all know there's no such th- Aww, crap.
*** BobIshmael is on IRC
*** ShinyBob is now known as BobIshmael
BobIshmaelWHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!
DullDZI'm dull...that's all/.
* DeRaptor continues laughing like a hyena.
* superspy pelts bob with N's squirrels
jasoNhey!
DullDZActually.....I'm more bland than dull.
*** DullDZ is now known as BlandDz
*** BlandDz is now known as BlandDZ
* BlandDZ listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Monkey Wrench"4,1
superspyI'm going to go now
BlandDZBye....
DeRaptorbye spye.
* superspy glares at bob
superspy*goodbye*
superspy*ahem*
* BobIshmael looks up.
* DeRaptor pelts bob with N's nuts.....er......acorns, you know.
BobIshmaelWhat the hell do you want?
BlandDZWait....all that goes without saying.
*** DarkonZero is on IRC
*** BlandDZ is now known as DarkonZero
jasoNo_O
jasoNleave my nuts alone
superspylet's try this again
DarkonZero....
BobIshmaelNo.
DarkonZeroBye Spy....
superspy"How dare you touch my balls without asking!"
superspythe only good line to *ever* come out of the police academy movies
DarkonZeroWas it?
superspywell, that and "no, man.  I'm hungry!"
* DeRaptor laughs hysterically at o_O
* superspy waits for bob to say goodbye
DarkonZeroDe's been eating the bird food again.
jasoNare you laughing at me o_O?
DeRaptorIT'S A FRICKIN' FUNNY SMILEY, MAN!
superspyactually, it's more of a "the hell?!" look
* DarkonZero pats De on the head.....
jasoNoh, thanks i think
DarkonZeroYou'll be as smart as the other children one day.
* superspy gives De a Raptor treat
DeRaptornum!
* DeRaptor gobbles.
superspy"made from real crow parts"
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BobIshmael"Let's get out of here, Deeeeeeeeee!" "Rore right, Raggy!"
DarkonZeroOooops.
DeRaptor*burp*
DeRaptorCROW PARTS?!
GokuWHY DID SHAGGY ALWAYS EAT THE SCOOBY SNACKS....................WHYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* DeRaptor coughs it up.
DarkonZeroWho knows Ku.
DarkonZeroHe mighta been high.
DarkonZero<Shaggy> Pass the bong over here Scoob!
* superspy is really going now
superspyno, I am this time
superspyseriously
BobIshmaelQuick question...
superspy'kay
BobIshmaelWho HASN'T seen the Scooby Doo drug top 10 list thing?
* superspy opens the door and leaves
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BobIshmaelDamn him.
BobIshmaelWell
BobIshmaelWell?
DarkonZeroI haven't.
Goku*** Connecting to Rockville.MD.US.StarLink.Org (1024)
Goku-
Goku*** Unable to connect (No buffer space available)
GokuHmmmm
GokuWonder what that port is for
* DeRaptor chews on the furniture.
DarkonZeroI knew it....De's drunk.
* BobIshmael looks up.
BobIshmaelOh, well, in that case. Here goes...
Goku*** Connecting to Rockville.MD.US.StarLink.Org (2222)
Goku-
Goku*** Unable to connect (No buffer space available)
Goku-
DarkonZeroDe's been hitting those wine coolers.
Gokuthat too
BobIshmaelREASONS WHY SCOOBY DOO WAS A DRUG INFLUENCED CARTOON
BobIshmael***
BobIshmaelScooby and Shaggy were always being freaked out by ghosts and ghouls, but no one else saw them before Scoob and Shaggy.
BobIshmaelScooby and Shaggy always had the munchies.
BobIshmaelShaggy always thought Scooby was talking and was the only one who could hear him and understand him.
DeRaptorNah, the furniture just tastes good.
BobIshmaelScooby and Shaggy always fell into the trap that was intended for the monster because they were tripping over themselves and couldn't see where they were going.
DeRaptoryou should try it.
BobIshmaelThey were always deluded and warped by thinking they were dressed up in some costumes and entertained the monster.
BobIshmaelShaggy always said "like" to the extreme, i.e. "like ZOINKS, Scoob, let's get outta here!!" What's a zoink?
BobIshmaelScooby and Shaggy were always the ones in the back of the van. (doing who knows what).
BobIshmaelThey drove around in the MYSTERY MACHINE, which had that weird trippy design on it's side.
BobIshmaelShaggy and Scooby were always giddy and laughing.
BobIshmaelLook at Shaggy; the way he dressed, his goatee, etc., 'nuff said.
DarkonZeroBob.....when did you find this out?
BobIshmaelYears ago.
DarkonZeroOf course it was drug influenced!
DeRaptorHow could Scooby and Shaggy NOT have been high?
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GokuHi
GokuWHo be you?
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DarkonZeroHe's back.
DeRaptorhoo boy.
DarkonZeroWas back.
DarkonZeroWell....
BobIshmaelHere's another one I found years ago: http://www.cdc.net/~drjekyll/scooby/darkside/
DarkonZeroShould we discuss CON plans....or is that deader than dead?
BobIshmaelHell, I might not even be able to go to the co- PRIMUS!
BobIshmaelON THE RADIO! ABOUT DAMNED TIME!
DarkonZeroOh well...
GokuWhoa
DarkonZeroI knew this was gonna happen.
GokuI got on Rockvilles FTP
DeRaptorheheheh...scooby is a hellbeast.
DarkonZeroYes...I knew Primus would be played on the radio.
Goku4[Couch Burners Inc.]4/14Primus4[4/14Here Come the Bastards4[/142:544[/142.67 MB
BobIshmaelHEY! SOME GUY EVEN THANKED THEM!
BobIshmaelMan, Primus fans are a freaky bunch.
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PrimusSuckDAMN!
GokuHehee
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BobIshmaelPRIMUS SUCKS!
DarkonZeroDo they now?
BobIshmaelYeah.
Goku4[Couch Burners Inc.]4/14Primus4[4/14Bob4[/147:274[/144.27 MB
BobIshmaelGoku knows that Primus sucks.
GokuLaLaLa
GokuGoku knows nothing, the fool!
* DarkonZero wonders if he should stop listening to Information Society...again.
BobIshmaelFavorite Quote: "Daphne, can I talk with you for a second in the closet?"
BobIshmaelThat's humorous because you normally don't speak in closets.
BobIshmaelGet it?
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Kraftwerk's14,16,0:6,04,1"Numbers4,1
DeRaptorIf you insist.
DeRaptorOf course, that means they both gotta come out eventually.
BobIshmaelWell, yeah. You couldn't exactly stay in the closet forever...
DeRaptorWell, I believe 'tis time for me to be gettin' some shuteye.
DarkonZeroGood night....
BobIshmaelUnless someone locked the door from the outside, I suppose.
DeRaptornight 'yall.
BobIshmaelAdidas.
DeRaptorSAYYY....I should remember that.
DeRaptorBya.
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BobIshmaelShe's so stupid. Everyone knows that closets don't lock from the outside.
DarkonZeroGerman electro-pop is cool!
* BobIshmael found his old '95 comic and ponders scanning it.
BobIshmaelShould I?
DarkonZeroI dunno....
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* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Kraftwerk's14,16,0:6,04,1"Pocket Calculator"4,1
BobIshmaelFind the part that shouldn't be there.
DarkonZero"I'm the operator with my pocket calculator."
Gokuhmmmm
Gokuwhat the hell. I connected to server13.hypermart.net port 21, it's wierd I can't get anywhere
Gokuwon't let me on again
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GokuThat was odd
DarkonZeroHmmm....
Gokuit was the first FTP thing I have gotten into in telnet
Gokuand I couldn't do shit
Goku220 ProFTPD 1.2.0pre9 Server (ProFTPD) [server13.hypermart.net]
Goku                                                                              
DarkonZeroI dunno......must be for something else.
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DarkonZeroWB...
BobIshmaelKeen.
BobIshmaelI never knew you could connect to FTP, via IRC.
Goku<Goku> 220 ProFTPD 1.2.0pre9 Server (ProFTPD) [server13.hypermart.net]
Gokuthats what it is
BobIshmaelYeah, I know, Ku.
GokuI can't do anything though
BobIshmaelType /user yourusername
BobIshmaelAnd then /pass yourpassword
GokuOh, keen!
BobIshmaelJust use all the normal FTP commands.
BobIshmaelBut with a slash before 'em.
Goku500 /USER not understood.
BobIshmaelWorked for me.
Gokuyou get anywhere?
BobIshmael220 ProFTPD 1.2.0pre9 Server (ProFTPD) [server13.hypermart.net]
BobIshmael500 'USER': command requires a parameter.
BobIshmael-
BobIshmael*** You're not on a channel
BobIshmael-
BobIshmael331 Password required for guest.
BobIshmael500 GUEST not understood.
BobIshmael530 Login incorrect.
BobIshmael331 Password required for anonymous.
BobIshmael530 Login incorrect.
BobIshmael221 Goodbye.
BobIshmaelI got there.
GokuHeh
BobIshmaelYou type it in lowercase?
Gokuyeah
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Kraftwerk's14,16,0:6,04,1"Computer World"4,1
GokuI picked up port 443 too
BobIshmaelWhat's there?
GokuNothing
* BobIshmael tries Crosswinds.
Gokuit just opened and closed
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Gokuwhat the hell is bob doing
Gokujust open fricken telnet
DarkonZeroTrying to get onto Crosswinds.
GokuI know
GokuHe doesn't have to d/c
DarkonZeroWell....Bob's computer must be a klunker.
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DarkonZeroWB....
BobIshmaelIt worked, more or less.
GokuWb
GokuCool
GokuWhat port?
BobIshmaelThe FTP port.
GokuAh ok
BobIshmaelIf you're dense, that's 21.
* BobIshmael decides to find his old comic and scan it.
DarkonZeroThanks....I'm dense.
GokuNo, I didn't know if it was 21 because I tried server27.hypermart.net and that didn't work
GokuWHoa
Gokuserver27.hypermart.net port 119 InterNetNews NNRP server
Gokuhow do you page up on telnet?
GokuThis is interesting
Goku4[Random Burnings]4/14$null4[4/14$null4[/144:344[/146.29 MB
BobIshmaelKu, are you trying to become a hacker or something
BobIshmael?
GokuNo
GokuWhy?
BobIshmaelNo reason.
* BobIshmael scans his old and unfunny comics.
DarkonZeroHow unfunny are they?
BobIshmaelWell... The premise in funny, but there aren't any punchlines, per se.
BobIshmaelYou'll have to tell me what you think.
DarkonZeroAnd what is the premise?
BobIshmaelFirst of all, it's my copyright..
BobIshmaelThe premise is...
BobIshmaelChickens... IN SPACE!
DarkonZero.....
BobIshmaelC'mon, that's hilarious.
BobIshmaelSpace Chickens!
DarkonZero*COUGH*RIPOFF*COUGH*
BobIshmaelOf what?
DarkonZeroOh...nothing...
* DarkonZero smiles.
BobIshmaelNo, tell me.
DarkonZeroNaw...I'm tired.
BobIshmaelTell me.
DarkonZeroNO!
BobIshmaelSo you're just being a moron again?
Goku4[Random Burnings]4/14Pennywise4[4/14Mrs. Robinson4[/143:264[/143.16 MB
DarkonZeroYup....
BobIshmaelWhy am I not surprised?
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DarkonZeroI dunno...
GokuBob any idea on how I could get USER and PASS for that FTP?
BobIshmaelHacker.
BobIshmaelAnd, yes, but why should I tell you?
Gokushaddap
GokuBecause I am your bestest friend in the world
BobIshmaelYou aren't, though.
Gokubecause I voted for you to be an op!
DarkonZeroKu...you ass kisser.
GokuAnd um, I will give you cheese
GokuI did
Gokuhow am I kissing ass, I voted for him to keep ops before I wanted his help
GokuNow with the cheese thing, yeah
GokuBut I need help
DarkonZeroHmmm.....man...I haven't been to mIRC-X in a long time....they got a chat script up.
GokuBob, your silence scares me
DarkonZeroAnd you can see what they're saying with out being pat of the room.
DarkonZeropat to part.
GokuThats neat
DarkonZeroOh wait...I am part of the room.
DarkonZerooops.
DarkonZeroI can't see my handle on the nicklist cause I think it's full or something.
Gokuhuh?
DarkonZeroOr that I'm on a proxy server.....it's something.
Goku<Goku> you're in canada
Goku<Sea> yup
Goku<Goku> [Random Burnings]/MST3k[/The Canada Song[/3:43[/2.14 MB
Goku<Goku> You ever heard that song?
DarkonZeroOk...I found me.
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GokuWb Bob
BIshmaelWhat'd I miss?
Gokualot
Gokuwhats the last thing you saw?
BIshmaelLast thing I said was "You aren't, though."
BIshmaelThen... *poof* GONE!
Goku<Goku> because I voted for you to be an op!
Goku<DarkonZero> Ku...you ass kisser.
Goku<Goku> And um, I will give you cheese
Goku<Goku> I did
Goku<Goku> how am I kissing ass, I voted for him to keep ops before I wanted his help
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Goku<Goku> Now with the cheese thing, yeah
Goku<Goku> But I need help
Goku<DarkonZero> Hmmm.....man...I haven't been to mIRC-X in a long time....they got a chat script up.
Goku<Goku> Bob, your silence scares me
Goku<DarkonZero> And you can see what they're saying with out being pat of the room.
Goku<DarkonZero> pat to part.
Goku<Goku> Thats neat
Goku<DarkonZero> Oh wait...I am part of the room.
Goku<DarkonZero> oops.
Goku<DarkonZero> I can't see my handle on the nicklist cause I think it's full or something.
Goku<Goku> huh?
Goku<DarkonZero> Or that I'm on a proxy server.....it's something.
Goku<Goku> <Goku> you're in canada
Goku<Goku> <Sea> yup
Goku<Goku> <Goku> [Random Burnings]/MST3k[/The Canada Song[/3:43[/2.14 MB
Goku<Goku> <Goku> You ever heard that song?
Goku<DarkonZero> Ok...I found me.
Gokuthats it
BIshmaelThanks.
Gokuok, can you help me a little
BIshmaelWhy?
GokuI wanna figure it out myself, I just need to be shoved in the right direction
Gokuyou get to shove me
DarkonZeroKu...get outta there!
GokuWhy?
DarkonZeroOk...don't...
DarkonZeroI was kidding.
GokuBob?
BIshmaelYes?
GokuWhy won't you help me
BIshmaelBecause.
Gokubecause why?
BIshmaelBecause I said so.
GokuAw, at least give me a reason
Goku*** omega (~HT_OMEGA@media-gw.planet.ro) has joined #100%comedy
Goku<omega> Take me up scottie §¦¬D
Goku*** Mars sets mode: +o omega
Goku<Goku> om-e!
Goku*** You were kicked from #100%comedy by omega (nice to see you)
Goku-
DarkonZeroVery nice Ku.
BIshmaelHOLY SHIT!
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* BobIshmael grins evilly.
DarkonZeroHmmmm....
BobIshmaelI don't know whether I should say or not.
BobIshmaelWhat with Ku trying to be a h4Xor and all.
GokuPLease do
Gokushaddap
GokuI am not
GokuI just want one site
Gokuthen never again
DarkonZeroKu......think like a Hacker......
DarkonZeroThen you will succeed.
Gokustereotypical hacker?
GokuOr real hacker?
BobIshmaelWell...
DarkonZeroTry real.
BobIshmaelI was screwing around with De's site...
BobIshmaelAnd I got anonymous access..
BobIshmaelAnd then I ACCIDENTLY got the passwd file.
DarkonZeroNice move.
BobIshmaelIt's not a bad thing... For me.
BobIshmaelMight be bad for De.
GokuJeeze I can't even do it on purpose, not De's site, other stuff
BobIshmaelNow I'm pondering ACCIDENTLY cracking it, jfthoi.
BobIshmaelI am so l33t.
GokuSo Bob is an 31337 h4x0r?
DarkonZeroDo what you feel....
BobIshmaelSure is. With a capital X.
DarkonZeroBut...remember....it's De.
GokuHehe
GokuBob, please help me or show me a place to get help
BobIshmaelI'd feel kinda bad because her site was already broken into once.
BobIshmaelWhat are you trying to do?
Gokujust mess with a kids head
BobIshmaelOoookay.
Gokulearn more too
BobIshmaelThat clears everything up.
BobIshmaelWHAT, DAMMINT!? WHAT ARE TRYING TO LEARN?!
GokuOh did I say learn, I meant burn
BobIshmaelBurn whatever you want to.
DarkonZeroI'm corrupting the mIRC-X chat room.
GokuThat would probably work better if we were talking...not in a chat room
GokuNo, I learn nothing
GokuI have no memory
Goku4[Random Burnings]4/14They Might Be Giants4]/14Festival Of Light 24[4/14Feast Of Light4[/144:324[/141.82 MB
GokuOh, and I'll buy one of your T-Shirts too, hehe, not the SMoking is cool one though, parents wouldn't be so happy about that
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Gokumiss anything
Goku?
BobIshmaelNothing.
DarkonZeroKu.....you screwed up your nick.
GokuWill you help me yet?
Gokuhow?
* BobIshmael ponders whether he should screw with De's index.html or not.
BobIshmaelWITH WHAT, DAMNIT?!
DarkonZeroIt says...."Goku".
Gokutell me how to get USER PASS on that ftp thing, or give me a hint
BobIshmaelTry /user anonymous
BobIshmaelErrr...
BobIshmaelJust "user anonymous"
BobIshmaelWait...
Gokuk
BobIshmaelAre you trying to get any password or a certain person's?
Gokuyeah
* BobIshmael sighs.
BobIshmaelForget it.
Gokuk
GokuPassword required for it
Gokuand couldn't I get a pw file off there?
Goku331 Password required for anonymous.
Goku530 Login incorrect.                    
DarkonZeroWOO!
Gokuwhat?
BobIshmaelWOO!
Gokuwhat?!
GokuBob will you at least tell me where you learned to be 31337?
BobIshmaelI'm not 31337.
GokuAre to.
DarkonZeroBob's a f33b
BobIshmaelAm not, am not, am not!
GokuAre to. Are too! ARE TOO!
BobIshmaelYeah! And an 16107!
Goku4[Random Burnings]4/14John Linnel4]/14State Songs (99)4[4/14South Carolina4[/146:024[/143.46 MB
BobIshmaelErr... 1d107.
DarkonZeromIRC-X's chat is freaky.
DarkonZeroDamned freaks.
DarkonZeroAll I could do is poke fun.
* BobIshmael grumbles something about shawdowed passwd files and accidently goes to find the encrypted passwords.
DarkonZeroOne idiot got himself kicked for saying "hi".
GokuHeh
GokuBob you are so 31337
DarkonZeroApparently....if you say anything thrice times...you get kicked.
DarkonZeroThrice in a row.
DarkonZeroKu....you know if Bob gets caught....you get a beating.
DarkonZeroA severe beating.....maybe fatal.
GokuWhy me?
DarkonZeroI dunno.....
GokuHe is going into De's site I think not the one I want
DarkonZeroWell....you're encouraging him.
BobIshmaelI ain't done nuthin' illegal, pig!
GokuHehe
GokuI just want help
BobIshmaelActually, if I do get in, I'll just change the index around a little and leave a note to the sysadm to remove anonymous FTP.
GokuHehe
GokuWhat is port 19 that one is such a bitch
DarkonZeroNARC!
DarkonZeroNARC!
DarkonZeroNARC!
BobIshmaelSpeaking of narc, I'm hungry.
GokuHeh, Bob you sure anonymous works?
GokuLOL! Look at 100%comedys topic
Gokuomega set it
DarkonZeroHold on...
DarkonZeroUh...yeah....it's blank.
Gokuno
Gokuwe're in a netslplit
DarkonZeroLemme check again...
DarkonZeroOh....
DarkonZeroPost it here....
Gokuk
Goku!!!!Welcome. To  100%Comedy.!!!! Laff yer ass off...
* DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like Krankor!
[SOUND]
DarkonZeroYou should of seen my borther's reaction when the krankor sound played.....he thought it was the little heater he started up that was laughing like that.
BobIshmaelI AM BORTHER! I LIVE!
BobIshmaelRUN, COWARD!
DarkonZeroDamned spellin'.
DarkonZerowell...that tells me I am tired......good night.
DarkonZeroSay goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
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