#Deep13_1000104.log

Session Start: Tue Jan 04 08:40:37 2000
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DarKrowDZ!
DarkonZeroDK!
DarKrowWassup man!
DarkonZeroNuttin' much.
DarKrowsame
DarkonZeroI feel like playing Half-Life or Quake 3.
DarkonZeroI feel like starting a Team Fortress team.
DarKrowah
DarKrowYou got Op Force?
DarkonZeroI bought the big Half-Life box.....it has all 3 things.
DarkonZeroThe game itself....TFC....and Opposing Force.
DarKrowok
DarKrowkewl
DarKrowOp Force comes with TFC
DarkonZeroI tried TFC by myself.....it seems cool.
DarKrowyou can't play TFC alone
DarKrowit's multiplayer only
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DarkonZeroI just did a single player runthrough.
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DarkonZeroI started a server with only 1 player allowed.
DarkonZeroI do that to learn maps.
DarKrowoh
DarKrowcheater
DarkonZeroIt's not cheating....
DarkonZeroIt's recon!
*** DarKrow changes topic to 'DarkonZero's a cheater! DarkonZero's a cheater!'
DarKrowDidn't you see 515?
DarKrowYou'll be kicked out of Student Council!
DarkonZeroStupid Student Council.
DarkonZeroYou got Q3A right?
DarKrowyeah
DarkonZeroHmmmm....
DarkonZeroShould I play ya?
DarKrowDM?
DarKrowsure
DarKrowhold on
DarKrowI gott exit out of some stuff
DarkonZeroI'll give ya my IP.
DarKrowk
DarKrowwat is it
DarkonZeroHold on....
* DarKrow puts in the CD
DarkonZero208.13.141.21
DarkonZeroI'll setup a server.
DarKrowok
DarkonZeroMeet ya there
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Session Start: Tue Jan 04 09:22:12 2000
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*** Topic is 'DarkonZero's a cheater! DarkonZero's a cheater!'
*** Set by DarKrow on Tue Jan 04 08:54:54
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Session Start: Tue Jan 04 11:33:33 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'DarkonZero's a cheater! DarkonZero's a cheater!'
*** Set by DarKrow on Tue Jan 04 08:54:54
DarkonZeroWEE!
MeltingManHeya DZ.
DarkonZeroI'm a cheater!
DarkonZeroWOO!
MeltingManI'm afk for just a moment right now.
DarkonZeroOk!
DarkonZeroWOO!
DarKrowBAK!
DarKrowGreat Game DZ!
* DarKrow returns with some Pizza Pringles and a can of Pepsi
DarkonZeroYou're pretty good DK.
DarKrowthankie
DarKrowI'm up to Tier 5 on S{
DarkonZeroThough your ping was high.
DarKrowmm hmm
DarKrowwhat do you connect at
DarkonZeroI'm still on Tier 3....on difficulty of Bring It On.
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DarkonZeroI connect at 10000000 bps.
DarKrowisdn?
DarkonZeroDSL....
DarKrowAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGH!!!!!!
DarkonZeroThough I was running the server.....I had no ping.
DarKrowI HATE YOU!
DarKrowI HATE YOU!
DarKrowI HATE YOU!
DarKrowGAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
DarkonZeroyipes....
* DarKrow lunges at DZ, talons out
DarkonZeroWHY?!?!
DarKrowYou have DSL!
DarkonZeroI thought you knew.
DarKrowI have a clunky 56k modem that connects at 44000 tops
DarkonZeroI had it for a couple of months now.
DarKrowI want Cable
DarKrowbut it's not in my area yet
DarkonZeroD'oh....
DarkonZerohow about DSL.
DarkonZero. to ?
DarKrowDSL is too expensive
DarkonZeroI know....
DarKrowCable is twice my normal ISP fee
DarKrowplus 250 setup
* DarKrow tries his StarFox rom
DarkonZeroDSL is ok....the d/l are faster.......but it still takes time.
MeltingManBBL
DarkonZeroSome nights I top at 40 kbps.
DarkonZeroBye MM.
* MeltingMan waves bye.
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* DarkonZero feels like playing Monster Rancher 2.....
DarKrowThis PALES in comparison to StarFox 64
DarKrowamazing
DarkonZeroThe original StarFox.....
DarkonZero..... to ?
DarKrowStarFox 1 pales in comparison to StarFox 64
DarKrowNo textures
DarkonZeroAh...
DarKrowsimple polys
DarKrowman
DarKrowWhat a crappy game
DarkonZeroHehe...
DarKrowever play Super Nintendo's Wolfenstein
DarKrowHitler with no mustache
DarkonZeroNo.....and I never want to.....
DarKrowPlus signs for Swastikas
DarkonZeroI know....
DarKrowand Mutated Rats for Dogs
DarKrowand no Bodies on the ground
DarKrowabsurd
DarKrowDoom for SNES had blood at least
DarkonZeroA friend of mine has the original Wolfenstein.....
DarKrowFull version?
DarkonZeroYup.
DarKrowall six eps
DarkonZeroYup.
DarKrowI once had a Beavis and Butthead Wolfenstein
DarkonZeroWhen he first got it....that's all he played.
DarKrowthe secret level used textures from Blake Stone
DarKrowever play that?
DarKrowBlake Stone?
DarkonZeroThe first game I couldn't stop playing was Wing Commander: Privateer....
DarkonZeroBlake Stone....nope.
DarkonZeroI saw it....but never played it.
DarKrowThe first game I couldn't stop playing was Doom, then SC2000, then ROTT, then... hmm
DarKrowi dunno
DarkonZeroWhen my friend bought Doom.....he invited the rest of us (other friends) over to play....they were impressed how I handled the shotgun.
DarKrowDoom was cool
DarKrowthat's why I was Doom Guy in Q3
DarkonZeroI have both Doom 1 and 2.....the complete versons.
DarkonZeroversions even.
DarKrowI used to have Doom 2 but the disks got messed up
DarKrowit's on my old PC
DarKrowi need to hook up my ZIP to it and copy it over
DarkonZeroOn Quake 3 I adopted Doom as my character model......then switched to Gorre cause I felt that that model was more of me.
DarKrowhmm
DarkonZeroI used to use Visor.
DarKrowI'm thinking of trying Bitterman or the Quake guy model
DarkonZeroRanger....
DarkonZeroGrunt looks fat.
DarKrowhmm
DarKrowPhobos looks cool, so does Klesk
DarkonZeroYou'd take on the look of Crash and you know it.
DarkonZeroI'm kidding of course.
DarKrowhmm
DarkonZeroThe best way to beat the bots is to know their weapon preference.
DarkonZeroSarge like the Shotgun.
DarkonZeroPhobos....I have no idea....
DarKrowAnarki likes Railguns
DarkonZeroUh.....the rest I'm blanking out.
DarKrowand rocket launchers
DarKrowKlesk uses... hmm
DarkonZeroI like the Rocket Launcher cause of the splash damage.....
DarKrowRailgun's are good
DarkonZeroRailgun is good if you can handle it right.
DarkonZeroI'm not a rail master yet.
DarkonZeroThe BFG 10K.......WOO!
DarkonZeroHas a good fire rate now.
DarkonZeroNice and fast.
DarkonZeroUnlike it's predecessors.
DarKrowyeah
DarKrowI love that
DarkonZeroThe most prferred weapon though is the Rocket launcher.
DarKrowyeah
DarKrowEver try Rocket Jumping?
DarkonZeroUgh....
DarkonZeroYeah I tried....I stink at it.
DarkonZeroUnless I make a bind for doing that.
DarKrowyou can try
DarkonZeroThere is a key bind.....but I'm lazy.
DarKrowok
DarKrowI got to go now
DarKrowByes
DarkonZeroBye...
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DarkonZeroSay goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
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Session Start: Tue Jan 04 18:59:24 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'DarkonZero's a cheater! DarkonZero's a cheater!'
*** Set by DarKrow on Tue Jan 04 08:54:54
Locdog07Hullo DZ
Locdog07Why're you a cheater?
DarkonZeroHeelo.
GreidanusI have to explain all this political crap, DZ!!!
DarkonZeroI'm just one.
Greidanuscheeter of a cheater
Greidanusso, how are we today, people?
DarkonZero<People> WE'RE FINE!
* Locdog07 looks at the people
Locdog07Go away.
GreidanusHI PEOPLE!!
DarkonZero<People> HELL NO...WE WON'T GO!
Greidanushehe
Locdog07heh
DarkonZeroHello....I'm DarkonZero for a better future!
DarkonZeroOk....for a better 3 minutes.
Greidanuspicket line, perhaps? I didn't know we had so many employees
DarkonZeroUh.....when did we become a megacomglomerate?
Locdog07Uhh...as of right now?
Greidanusbeats me
DarkonZero<BobIshmael> How very odd....
* Locdog07 shudders
DarkonZeroDid you feel a chill too?
Locdog07sorta
DarkonZeroLook at us......aren't we a lovely bunch of coconuts?
Locdog07no
Locdog07not at all
* Locdog07 cracks open DZ's coconut
Greidanushe we are a-standing in a row...
DarkonZeroHmmm....that just didn't sound right?
Greidanusugh.....
* Locdog07 runs
DarkonZeroHehe....kidding.
DarkonZeroI have no idea what it meant.
DarkonZeroNor do I want to know.
Locdog07okee
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Locdog07hullo
DarkonZeroKUKUKACHOO!
Gokuhi
Locdog07heh
Greidanuspick-and-chew
Locdog07ewww
Locdog07I wouldn't want to chew a Pokesnack
Locdog07Wouldn't know where it'd been
Locdog07Everytime you bite it'd say "CHU!!!" or something, and it's eyes would flash
Greidanusand zap you
* Greidanus bites into one
GreidanusOW!!
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Mustafayou ZAPPED me!!
Locdog07eep
Mustafashould you say that thrice?
Locdog07idunno
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*** DarkonZero is now known as Mustafa
MustafaHello....hello...
MustafaIt appears that I'm still injured.
Greidanusoh.....
* Greidanus kicks DZ
MustafaI have burns all around
MustafaOw....
MustafaNow I have been kicked in my coconuts.
MustafaIt hurts really bad.
Locdog07uhhh...
Greidanusoh.... no....
MustafaIf someone could get me some medical attention...please.
* Greidanus shoots Mustafa
MustafaI'm coughing up blood.
MustafaOw....now I have been shot.
MustafaThe wound is burning.
* Greidanus dumps a bucket of water over Mustafa's head
MustafaAnd I can't do anything about it.
MustafaOh no.....I am now wet.
Greidanushehehe
MustafaThat would help in another situation.
MustafaBut not this one.
* Greidanus pokes Mustafa's wounds
MustafaPlease....if someone could help.
MustafaOw......some....uh...thing is poking at my wounds.
Locdog07heh
MustafaIt won't stop and I'm am starting to see spots.
* Greidanus pours sulfuric acid on his wounds
MustafaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
MustafaAcid has now been poured on me.....
Greidanusnow, honey, it's only gonna sting for a LITTLE while, then burn through your flesh
MustafaI wish I could die.
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*** Mustafa is now known as DarkonZero
DarkonZeroWOO!
GreidanusWOO!?
DarkonZeroWOO!
GreidanusWOO!?
DarkonZeroWOOTWO!
GreidanusWOOTWO!?
Locdog07Moo.
GreidanusWONTON SOUP!?
DarkonZeroSPEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW!
Greidanushehe, Skippy
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SkippyHello Aunt Slappy!
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AuntSlappywhat's the name of the band, Skippy?
SkippyWho
AuntSlappythe band, Skippy, the band!
SkippyWho
AuntSlappyNow you're startin' to sound like an owl, Skippy. Just tell me the name of the band
SkippyWho
AuntSlappyWho? the band, Skippy! What's the name of the band!?
SkippyWho
AuntSlappyWho?
SkippyYes.
AuntSlappyno, what's the name of the band!?
SkippyWho
AuntSlappyyou just said it was Yes, now who is it?
SkippyWho
AuntSlappyCan you hear me, Skippy?
SkippyYes
AuntSlappynow, tell me, WHAT....IS....THE....NAME....OF.....THE.....BAND??
SkippyWho
AuntSlappyDah....
* Skippy bows.
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* AuntSlappy smiles and bows also
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Greidanuswhodah!
GreidanusWhodah!!
DarkonZeroWHODAH!
Greidanusnih?
GreidanusNIH!!
* /sound: unable to play 'ni.wav'
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Breakout"4,1
Greidanussounds like the name of A band... Whodah!
DarkonZeroOr.....WHATDAHECK!
Locdog07hmmm
GreidanusNIH! even...
Locdog07hmmmm
DarkonZeroOr....KIKMEASS!
Greidanusor WHODAHELL
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Locdog07hullo
Greidanusor NEVERMINDTHIS
Greidanushi
MSTAnonHello, ladies, gentleman, and cheater.
Locdog07And Anon
MSTAnonHeh.
Locdog07And Anon's girlfriend
DarkonZeroWhere?
MSTAnonIn Fort Collins.
Locdog07They locked her up
Locdog07Pretending to be femakle
Locdog07female
MSTAnonHehe.
MSTAnonNo, she's definitely a female.
Greidanusor not...
Locdog07You had to perform detailed analysis on her to make sure.
MSTAnonOh, wouldn't you like to know?
Locdog07No.
MSTAnonOkay, then.
DarkonZeroI think no one would like to know.
Locdog07heh
* Locdog07 sighs
Locdog07lalalala
DarkonZeroMOO!
Greidanusheh
DarkonZeroMOO TANG CLAN!
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Greidanusi gotta go, see ya tomorrow
Locdog07bye Greid
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* DarkonZero burps.....spicy BBQ burps.
Locdog07ewww
* Locdog07 lights a match
DarkonZeroMmmm...SPICY!
* Locdog07 sticks the match in DZ's eye
DarkonZeroAGH!
Locdog07heh
Locdog07sorry
DarkonZeroSo...that's how you get "The fire in your eye".....painful.
Locdog07heh
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DarkonZeroSHE'S WAS WILD!
DarkonZeroD'oh!
Locdog07Sheep were wild?
DarkonZeroFaux pas.....
DarkonZeroDAH!
DarkonZeroFRENCH!
* DarkonZero kicks himself...
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DarkonZeroUh....
Locdog07wb
Locdog07<DarkonZero> SHE'S WAS WILD!
DarkonZeroSHE'S WILD!
DarkonZeroWOO!
Locdog07heheh
DarkonZeroUh.....the 79 ain't the age, is it?
Locdog07heheh
wildgirl79no yr born
Locdog07ah
DarkonZeroAh...
DarkonZeroA 20 year old.
[Locdog07 SOUND]
DarkonZeroHmmm....
DarkonZerowoo.
Locdog07heh
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Learn To Fly"4,1
* Locdog07 forgets how to fly and falls off a cliff
DarkonZeroUh.....woo!
Locdog07heheheh
Locdog07grr
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DarkonZeroHmmm....
DarkonZeroShe wanted attention.
DarkonZeroShe wanted droolers.
Locdog07I think you're prolly right#
Locdog07But her luck was out.
Locdog07Anon was afk
MSTAnonHi.
Locdog07um, hi
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Locdog07spy!
superspyloc!
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superspyDZ!
DarkonZeroSPYARINO!
DarkonZeroI AM A CHEATER!\
DarkonZeroWOO!
superspywhat'd you cheat on?
DarkonZeroA game.
superspyok...
superspywhat game?
DarkonZeroQuake 3.
DarkonZeroI make runthroughs of maps....
superspyok
DarkonZeroDK says that's cheating.
superspyif I actually played that game on a regular basis, I'd know what you were talking about
Locdog07heh
DarkonZeroWell....I just run around the maps so I'd know them well....I do this only in as one player.
Locdog07hmmmm
*** Locdog07 changes topic to 'DarkonZero might be a cheater but it's a matter of opinion! DarkonZero might be a cheater but it's a matter of opinion!'
superspyoh
* DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like Krankor!
* /sound: unable to play 'krankor.wav'
superspywell
superspybecoming familiar with the level isn't really cheating
Locdog07I'd better go
Locdog07Bye :)
DarkonZeroBye Loc.
Locdog07byesa
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MSTAnon=|
DarkonZeroAll that was said before I DM'ed DK.
DarkonZeroHe's rather good.
superspyheh
DarkonZeroThough.....I did win.
superspywith his reasoning, practicing in one-player mode is cheating
DarkonZeroI'd like to know the terrain before I play.
DarkonZeroSometimes....I don't do that.
DarkonZeroYou soulda seen this move I pulled on him though.
DarkonZeroShoulda even.
superspyheh
DarkonZeroHe called me a camper.
superspywell, "babysitting" *is* considered cheating
DarkonZeroAnd I ended up runing around and jumping until I ended right next to him.
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DarkonZeroBabysitting?
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*** Topic is 'DarkonZero might be a cheater but it's a matter of opinion! DarkonZero might be a cheater but it's a matter of opinion!'
*** Set by Locdog07 on Tue Jan 04 19:50:38
Darkon0PEER!
Darkon0YOU'RE NEXT!
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* spy kicks starlink
spyweren't we supposed to move?
Darkon0You too?
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Darkon0Yeah....but was reconsidered.
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spyoh
spyguess I wasn't here for that
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DarkonZeroNow.....what is this term 'babysitting'?
superspysitting in one spot and waiting...
superspyand waiting...
superspyand waiting
superspyand then finally shooting when he comes into the room
DarkonZeroOh....that's camping.
DarkonZeroI don't do that.
DarkonZeroHe called me a camper cause I happened to be near his respawn spot.
DarkonZeroHe respawned next to me.
superspyah
superspywell, that's just coincidence
DarkonZeroYeah...
superspybabysitting, camping, no real difference
DarkonZeroBeing called a camper is an insult basicallty.
superspyyep
superspyCAMPER!
DarkonZeroNo I'm not.
superspyI'm kidding
DarkonZeroI know.
* superspy pokes goku
DarkonZeroKu's dead.
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superspyagain?  jeez.
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Gokushadap
superspysomeone should tell that pyro-punk that coffins don't grow on trees
* superspy buries goku
Gokuhey!
DarkonZeroAlas poor Ku.
* DarkonZero smacks Ku in the head with a shovel.
superspythank you
superspy*ahem*
superspywe knew him.....sorta
DarkonZeroHe was always quiet.
superspyvery
superspydibs on his stereo!
* superspy raids goku's room
DarkonZeroDAMN!
DarkonZeroI GET HIS SOCKS!
superspyfine.  but I get whatever's in the hamper
DarkonZeroOk...
* DarkonZero takes Ku's TV.
* superspy takes the dvd player
GokuAH!!!!
GokuLet me out of this coffin!
DarkonZeroWe done looti....uh.....inventorying stuff?
superspyyep
* superspy hangs a "maid" sign on ku's doorknob
GokuI hope this coffin has a shower
* Goku is away, shower
* DarkonZero feels like playing Monster Rancher 2.
GokuIs that any good?
DarkonZeroYeah...
Gokucool
DarkonZeroI like it alot.
Gokuok brb
DarkonZeroOk....showerboy!
DarkonZeroDAMN DIAKATANA!
DarkonZeroWHERE IS IT!
DarkonZero! to ?
superspydaikatana?
superspygive it up, man
DarkonZeroIt was my prize from GameSpot and I didn't get it yet.
superspyoh
superspyit's based on quake 2
DarkonZeroI think so....
superspyas far as shooters go, it's pretty dated
DarkonZeroYeah.....
DarkonZeroIt's not out yet.
DarkonZeroI own Half-Life.....I feel like playing TFC.
superspytfc?
DarkonZeroI want to start a TFC team.
superspyoh
superspyteam fortress
DarkonZeroIt'd be cool if the others were big on online gaming.
DarkonZeroTeam Deep13.
DarkonZeroThough.....we'd pretty much be crap.
DarkonZeroWell....onto other pressing matters.
superspy...yep
superspywe'd suck
DarkonZeroWell....maybe if we practiced.
DarkonZeroNaw.....we'd suck.
Gokuback
DarkonZeroWB.
Gokuthanks
DarkonZeroNo prob.
superspyhey, goku
superspysome thieves broke in and took your stuff
superspywe tried to stop
superspythem
DarkonZeroThey overpowered us.
DarkonZeroThey made fun of me just way too much.
superspythey broke a window, too
DarkonZeroI gave in.
* superspy throws a stone through goku's window
superspysee?
GokuHey!
DarkonZeroUh oh....Ku's BLIND!
superspyoh no!
superspynow he'll never see the security reel of his room
* superspy erases the security tapes for good measure
DarkonZeroPoor Ku...
* superspy hands goku a cup full of pencils and kicks him out the door
* DarkonZero wonders what the HG'ers are doing.
DarkonZeroSomething horrible I could guess.
superspybeing ripe assholes, of course
DarkonZeroYup...
superspywe can send 'ku in to find out
superspythey like him
superspy...(for whatever reason)
superspy;)
DarkonZeroYeah....they like Ku.
superspygoku, why do the homelamers like you?
superspy'ku?
superspyKU!!!!
GokuThey like me?
DarkonZeroKUKUKACHOO!
GokuEJ and Plumm hate me
GokuIronf is nice to me
DarkonZeroSince when?
GokuSince always
DarkonZeroOh...
DarkonZeroHG despises me......cause I am the only one that really bothers them.
DarkonZeroAlot.
superspyakmed :D
DarkonZeroCrypto....
DarkonZeroUh....
DarkonZeroSpy did I ever send you that log?
superspyprobably
superspyonce you had me play akmed, remember?
DarkonZeroThe "conversation" between me and Ironf.
DarkonZeroI remember....
DarkonZeroI miss playing the game "Searching for Akmed".
Gokuhttp://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=222791130
DarkonZeroWhat is it Ku?
superspyseen it, ku.  although with some work it'd make a great SoL :)
Gokuhehe yeah!
Gokusub
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DarkonZeroBOOB!
GokuBooooooooooB!
Gokuhttp://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=222791130
GokuLooooooK!
BobIshmaelDZ, Ku.
BobIshmaelOooooooooooooooookay!
DarkonZeroWell....if it ain't Bob.....loser boy himself.
DarkonZeroDAH!
superspyBOB!
DarkonZeroThat's the other PSX game I had....ReBoot!
BobIshmaelSOY!
superspy....
DarkonZeroHmmm....Bob is rather quiet.
superspytoo quiet.
DarkonZeroVery odd.
DarkonZeroKu is quiet too.....
DarkonZeroAs usual.
superspywell, we've already looted his room
superspyand bob's room is probably *filled* with booby traps
DarkonZero*COUGH*
DarkonZeroWe didn't loot Ku's room.
DarkonZeroLooters did.
superspyoh, that's right
superspythe thieves
* BobIshmael looks up.
BobIshmaelAll you got was his recycling, anyways.
superspynope
superspythe looters got his stereo, tv, dvd player, and socks.
BobIshmaelOh yeah? What's that then?
superspya tv
* BobIshmael looks at the crushed cans in a big green recycling containe- I mean, TV.
DarkonZeroWhat TV.....*we* didn't loot Ku's room.
DarkonZeroThieves did.
superspybut they left the stuff over there
* superspy points
DarkonZeroStupid thieves.
GokuYeah, hey did you go to the store today? Look at all the cool new stuff in your room!
superspyyeah
superspyheh
superspy'magine that
DarkonZeroLoser Bob....what you up to?
Gokuhttp://cgi2.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback&userid=subexpo
GokuHAHA
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BobIshmaelThat's what I'm up to.
DarkonZeroAh...thanks.
DarkonZero:)
superspyMY UNCLE JUST CALLED AND HE WANTS TO TALK YOU, CALL 1 800-SADDAM
superspywow
superspythat's wit!
superspy(idiots)
BobIshmaelAnyone want to see my neato-keen ASCII art I made for DZ?
BobIshmael/play c:\text\mypoem.txt 1500
BobIshmaelDamn.
Gokuhahaa
BobIshmaelWell?
DarkonZeroSure...
superspyhehe
DarkonZeroASCII boy.
BobIshmaelGGGGGG  OOOOOO
BobIshmaelG    G  O    O
BobIshmaelG    G  O    O
BobIshmaelG       O    O
BobIshmaelG  GGG  O    O
BobIshmaelG    G  O    O
DarkonZeroOh that.....
BobIshmaelGGGGGG  OOOOOO
BobIshmaelTTTTTTT OOOOOO
BobIshmael   T    O    O
BobIshmael   T    O    O
BobIshmael   T    O    O
BobIshmael   T    O    O
BobIshmael   T    OOOOOO
BobIshmaelH    H EEEEEE L      L
BobIshmaelH    H E      L      L
BobIshmaelH    H E      L      L
Gokumess up bobs thing
Gokumess up bobs thing
BobIshmaelHHHHHH EEEE   L      L
Gokumess up bobs thing
Gokumess up bobs thing
BobIshmaelH    H E      L      L
BobIshmaelHEY!
Gokumess up bobs thing
BobIshmaelH    H E      L      L
Gokumess up bobs thing
BobIshmaelH    H EEEEEE LLLLLL LLLLLL
Gokumess up bobs thing
* BobIshmael grumbles.
BobIshmaelAgain.
* superspy laughs and points
BobIshmaelNo interruptions.
*** Mars sets mode: +m
*** Mars sets mode: -m
BobIshmaelOh wait.
Gokueheheh!
* BobIshmael grumbles again.
BobIshmaelI HATE YOU ALL!
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*** BobIshmael is now known as ShinyBob
superspywhy do you hate us now, bob?
ShinyBobNo, he doesn't. He actually loves you all, but can't admit it.
*** BobIshmael is on IRC
*** ShinyBob is now known as BobIshmael
BobIshmaelSHUT UP!
superspybob's losing it, fellas
* superspy slips a pill into bob's water bottle
DarkonZeroWhy not GliseningBob?
BobIshmaelBecause I don't glisten.
DarkonZeroDAH!
DarkonZeroROADHOUSE IS ON!
superspyrun!
superspy"Return of The Comet" (or something like that) was on a few nights ago
GokuI am gonna go now
Gokubye
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BobIshmaelHmmmm... Two day old pizza or leftover sub sandwich?
DarkonZeroBoth...
BobIshmaelThe sub's newer, but I should eat the pizza while it's still good.
superspyhow about I take the sub
superspyproblem solved
BobIshmaelNo.
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ShinyBobSure.
* superspy thinks he's getting the flu, which sucks because he got the freakin' shot
*** BobIshmael is on IRC
*** ShinyBob is now known as BobIshmael
BobIshmaelNO!
* DarkonZero feels like kicking Bob's ass.
* DarkonZero kicks Bob's ass.
BobIshmaelGood for you.
BobIshmaelI'm so proud. And I'm sure you parents are, as well.
BobIshmaelyour.
DarkonZeroThey are.
BobIshmaelI don't doubt it.
* superspy annoys N on aim
DarkonZeroHow hard is that?
superspynot very, actually
DarkonZeroThis is "Bob is a complete feeb" Day.
superspyisn't that a *daily* holiday?  :)
DarkonZeroPretty much....
BobIshmaelReally? I thought it was "7 years from now, DZ will still be earning minumum wage" day. Guess not.
superspysomeone's bitter tonight
* superspy sits bob down. let's discuss
DarkonZeroIt looks like it.
BobIshmaelI'm just peachy.
BobIshmaelYou?
superspyjust swell
BobIshmaelThat's good.
superspyso what's irking you tonight?
superspyalmost get hit by a car again?
BobIshmaelNo, that actually made me happy.
superspyooooooook
DarkonZeroHow dismally pleasing it is.
superspysome flake tried to make a left turn without signaling today.  gave me a dirty look like *I* did something wrong by nearly crashing into him when I attempted to go straight
superspy(for the spatially challenged, we were coming from opposite directions)
DarkonZeroWhen in doubt.....flash the finger!
superspyI shot him a dirty look back
superspy....and called him an asshole through my window
DarkonZeroMy dad did that to pedestrians.......they were steppingoff the curb to cross the street when the sign had a red hand.......
DarkonZeroTold them to get back up on the curb and called all of them assholes.
* superspy shakes his head
superspyonly jaywalk when there are NO cars coming, people
DarkonZeroAll this while making the turn.
DarkonZeroY2K....what a bust.....
* superspy shrugs
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* Locdog07 pounces into #Deep13 without his stupid luggage case.
DarkonZeroWB Loc.
Locdog07hullo
* Locdog07 frowns
[Locdog07 SOUND]
superspyhi loc
Locdog07hi
superspywhat's with the luggage?
* Locdog07 taps his foot impatiently
Locdog07Idunno
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* superspy wonders what loc is waiting for
superspyah, I know
Locdog07Ya do?
* superspy smacks loc with a rolled up newspaper
Locdog07ow
* Locdog07 looks at Bob
Locdog07lets see, what sounds does Bob have for me to get his attention with...
superspyspy, spy, spy....?
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
Locdog07hmmm
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
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[Locdog07 SOUND]
[Locdog07 SOUND]
DarkonZeroNOOOO!
Locdog07well how else am I gonna do it?
DarkonZeroBob actually likes that sound.
Locdog07He does, huh?
Locdog07Sheesh.
Locdog07He would.
* Locdog07 pings Bob and gets nothing back
* BobIshmael returns.
Locdog07huh
BobIshmaelOh, it's Loc! The person who I've been looking forward to talking to for the longest tim! Come, Locdog07, tell me your thoughts!
BobIshmaeltime.
* Locdog07 frowns
BobIshmaelThat's a first.
DarkonZeroTim.....who is this Tim?
* DarkonZero feels left out.
* DarkonZero frowns.
Locdog07aww
* Locdog07 hugs DZ
DarkonZeroAwww....
DarkonZeroThankee.
DarkonZeroBob is a bitter cookiepuss.
superspyhey, loc!
superspyno sugar for me?
superspy*sob*
BobIshmaelBob is peachy keen, goddamnit.
* DarkonZero hugs spy.
superspyaw
superspythanks
* Locdog07 hugs spy
DarkonZeroI'd hug Bob.......but he's a bitter cookiepuss.
DarkonZeroBob is a bad tasting Carvel cake.
superspyaw, thanks (again)
BobIshmaelWhat the hell's a Carvel cake?
superspycarvel is an ice cream shop
superspythey make ice cream cakes, too
superspyone of them is named "cookiepuss"
DarkonZeroBeastie Boys made a song about it.
DarkonZeroTom Green is pushing it......he's wearing a shirt that says "Elvis Sucks" at Graceland.
Locdog07hmmm
* superspy wonders how many of his stunts are "forced" by MTV
DarkonZeroWho knows....
superspyno pictures of cookiepuss on www.carvel.com
* superspy shrugs
DarkonZeroPoor Cookiepuss.
DarkonZeroAnd we end it on that.
DarkonZeroThank you.
DarkonZeroNow.....to start Team Deep13.....
DarkonZeroTeam Deep13 only consists of me.....
DarkonZeroDamn.
DarkonZeroAin;t much of a team.
Locdog07hmmmm...
superspynope
DarkonZeroWould you like to be part of it?
DarkonZeroProbably nope.
DarkonZeroAnd I kiled it.
DarkonZerokilled even.
BobIshmaelIs this a Quake team or something?
DarkonZeroHow'd ya guess?
BobIshmaelMagic.
DarkonZeroBitter magic?
BobIshmaelJust magic.
BobIshmaelOh, wait..
BobIshmaelI mean, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagiiiiiiiiiiiiic.
DarkonZeroUgh....
Locdog07hmmm...
superspyI better go
DarkonZeroNever refer to it like that ever again.
superspyI'm not feelin' too hot tonight
DarkonZeroLater spy....
DarkonZeroGet well...
* superspy hugs bob just to irritate him
Locdog07Bye spy
superspy'night
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* ShinyBob hugs superspy.
DarkonZeroOh no...
ShinyBobI love ya', pal!
superspy'kay
* ShinyBob doesn't let go.
superspyand what does "BobIshmael" say?
ShinyBobReturn the love.
superspyuh
superspyhey, dz?
superspyhand me that crowbar?
DarkonZeroYeah?
ShinyBobRETURN THE LOVE!
* DarkonZero hands spy a crowbar.
* superspy hugs bob
ShinyBobAwwwww.
* superspy then pries him off
*** BobIshmael is on IRC
*** ShinyBob is now known as BobIshmael
BobIshmaelGET OFF ME!
* Locdog07 wonders
superspy'night everyone
superspyeven you, bob
Locdog07Byeee
DarkonZeroI was actually thinking more of a Team Fortress team.
* superspy hands bob some happy-cheery-shiny pills
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DarkonZeroI'd be a engineer.
DarkonZeroSpy could be a....well...
DarkonZeroBob.....he could be a medic.
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BobIshmaelYes... Medic.
BobIshmaelI wouldn't have to take a Hippocratic oath, would I?
DarkonZeroNaw....
DarkonZeroLoc could be a scout.
DarkonZeroUh....
DarkonZeroeveryone else would haveta choose for themselves.
Locdog07Hmmm.
Locdog07Huh?
DarkonZeroIt's a game Loc.
DarkonZeroA "capture the flag" type game.
DarkonZeroAnd each player can assume a certain character type.
Locdog07Hmmmm....
Locdog07Whaah?
DarkonZeroBut thinking about it......we'd lose every match we would have.
BobIshmaelUmmmm... Yeah.
BobIshmaelIs this Quake still?
DarkonZeroSorta.....Team Fortress uses Half-Life.
BobIshmaelThere's no way I could run Half-Life on this thing.
* Locdog07 doesn't know what's goin' oooon
DarkonZeroI had a idea earlier to start a online gaming team.
DarkonZeroIt was a bad idea.
BobIshmaelIt would be a good idea, if I didn't hate MPOGs.
BobIshmaelBad memories.
DarkonZeroDo tell...
Locdog07MPOGs?
DarkonZeroMulti Player Online Games.
BobIshmaelMulti-Player Online Games.
Locdog07Oh
BobIshmaelStupid acronym.
DarkonZeroWell.....what happened Bob?
BobIshmaelHold on.
BobIshmaelhttp://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Grid/2740/rop2.htm
BobIshmaelThat happened.
* Locdog07 watches Bob start singing "Summer lovin'...had-me-a-a-blaaast!"
Locdog07What happened?
* Locdog07 isn't too fast
DarkonZeroOh...you had your own team.
BobIshmaelSure. It never went anywhere.
Locdog07hmmm
BobIshmaelWe didn't even play a game.
DarkonZeroDamn...that musta been a long while back.
Locdog07"We kept going around and around in a circle in this one room. It's fun!"
BobIshmaelCouple years.
DarkonZeroA friend of mine had his own clan........but left cause of something.
DarkonZeroI forgot what.
DarkonZeroOh.....his teammates blamed him for something.
BobIshmaelDZ, speak any foreign languages?
DarkonZeroDo I? I speak no other languages.
DarkonZeroA little Japanese and Tagalog....
Locdog07Hmm.
DarkonZeroOh....I am fluent in nerdspeak.
Locdog07heh
Locdog07We all are
* Locdog07 shows his Nerdspeak dictionary
DarkonZeroHey.....where did ya get that?
Locdog07Uh...Nerd-club
DarkonZeroOh...
Locdog07Our Nerdmaster taught us the Nerd-handshake, too.
* Locdog07 rubs his hand through his greasy hair, wipes his nose, and then shakes DZ's hand.
DarkonZeroHehe!
BobIshmaelOh. I'll be getting a green eye this Thursday.
Locdog07Whysat?
BobIshmaelGreen eye sale.
DarkonZeroOh...
Locdog07A what?
BobIshmaelA green eye sale.
Locdog07...which is?
DarkonZeroI guess you purchase green eyes.
BobIshmaelA place where people sell green eyes for below-normal cost.
Locdog07oookay
Locdog07Green eyes?
BobIshmaelYes.
BobIshmaelLoc, how would we pronounce "HI-KEEEEEEEEBA!" in French?
Locdog07hmmm
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* DeRaptor leaps into #Deep13 via a perpendicular universe.
BobIshmaelFor instance, Spanish would be "JAI-QUIIIIIIBA!"
Locdog07hullo De
*** Mars sets mode: +o DeRaptor
DarkonZeroI'd guess "We suck".
BobIshmaelNo, that wouldn't work.
BobIshmaelDeedily!
DeRaptorIt is too Jaiquiba.
DarkonZeroAnd heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's De.
Locdog07hi De
BobIshmaelDe, speak any foreign langauges?
DeRaptorSome español.
* Locdog07 waits for the onslaught of foreign crap to come spewing out of De's mouth
* DeRaptor glares.
* Locdog07 glares right back
DeRaptorforeign crap? Look who's talking!
* DeRaptor hides.
* DeRaptor snickers evil-like.
DarkonZero....
* Locdog07 slaps his forehead
BobIshmaelDe, "Chief" in Espanol?
Locdog07Bloody 'ell.
* DarkonZero hugs De....just to watch her explode.
BobIshmaelWould it be "jefe"?
DeRaptorJefe
BobIshmaelThat's what I thought,
BobIshmaelPERIOD
BobIshmael}!
BobIshmaelAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BobIshmael!!
* Locdog07 slaps Bob
* BobIshmael coughs.
Locdog07Calm down!
* DeRaptor shoots a squirt gun in DZ's face and runs.
Locdog07Calm down!¬
* BobIshmael inhales.
* BobIshmael exhales.
DarkonZeroDamn.....she didn't explode.
BobIshmaelPeriod.
BobIshmaelLoc, "Chief" in French?
Locdog07just a sec
DarkonZeroOh...and De.....Bob is being a bitter cookiepuss tonight.
BobIshmaelYou're using BabelFish, aren't you?
Locdog07principal
Locdog07No.
BobIshmaelSeriously?
Locdog07Seriously.
Locdog07Sheesh.
BobIshmaelPrincipal.
Locdog07No, principal
DarkonZeroPrinciple?
Locdog07No.
BobIshmaelOoookay, BabelFish translates that as "The main thing."
Locdog07BabelFish sucks.
BobIshmaelYes.
BobIshmaelDe, "Bite me, it's fun!" in Spanish?
BobIshmaelWithout the use of BabelFish.
Locdog07In certain contexts it means "The main thing", but in most it means "Master" or "Leader" or "Chief"
BobIshmael"Loc, how would we pronounce "HI-KEEEEEEEEBA!" in French?"
Locdog07Uhhh...
BobIshmaelDidn't answer me.
Locdog07"He-keeba!" I guess.
BobIshmaelAny accent marks?
Locdog07idunno
Locdog07You asked me how to pronounce it
* BobIshmael shakes his head.
BobIshmael"Par ce temps, mes poumons faisaient mal pour l'air!" Make sense?
Locdog07What's it meant to mean?
BobIshmael"By this time, my lung's were aching for air."
BobIshmaellungs, even.
Locdog07"By this time, my lungs were bad for air"
BobIshmaelWhat should it be?
Locdog07Which in French would mean you have lung pain, yes.
BobIshmaelOkay then.
Locdog07They tend to just shove "mal" in when you're ill or hurting.
DarkonZeroMUST KILL!
BobIshmaelSounds like the French.
DarkonZeroFRENCH!
DeRaptorIt reeks of the French.
DarkonZeroKILL FRENCH!
BobIshmaelPoussez le bouton, Frank."
BobIshmael"Poussez le bouton, Frank."
BobIshmaelErrr... Wait..
BobIshmael"Poussez le Bouton, Frank."
BobIshmaelThere we are. Make sense?
DarkonZeroI will kill the French by saying butter in Japanese.....
Locdog07Hmm.
DarkonZeroBataa.
Locdog07Depends on how Dr. F would refer to Frank.
Locdog07He'd treat him as an inferior, yes?
BobIshmaelHe would call him "Frank."
Locdog07that's not what I mean
BobIshmaelYes, it is.
Locdog07I think your sentence is fine.
BobIshmaelKEEN!
DeRaptorHey! That's my word now!
* DeRaptor beats Bob up.
BobIshmaelI don't think so.
DarkonZeroNEATO!
BobIshmaelThat The Tick's word, I rented it for the day.
DarkonZeroAnd now for something complete DarkonZero-ish.
DarkonZeroBlah.
BobIshmaelDe, "Bite me, it's fun!" in Spanish?
DeRaptor"Muérdeme, es divertido!"
BobIshmaelLoc, in French?
Locdog07Uhh...just a sec
Locdog07I have to think what bite is
Locdog07Would "eat" count?
BobIshmaelSure.
BobIshmaelChange the topic, DZ.
*** Mars sets mode: +o DarkonZero
-Mars- You are opped by BobIshmael.
DeRaptor"Eat me, it's fun"....nnnno.
Locdog07uhh...
DeRaptorAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
DarkonZero.....
DarkonZeroNo comment.
BobIshmael"Mordez-moi, il est amusement."?
Locdog07Hmmm. I'd replace amusement with "amusant"
BobIshmaelWhy's that?
Locdog07That's "Bite me, it's funny!" what you got. My version is "Fun" not "Funny"
Locdog07And replace "Il est" with "C'est"
BobIshmael"Mordez-moi, C'est amusant."
Locdog07Yeah
BobIshmaelHi-keeba in French?
Locdog07Uhhh. I wouldn't know. It'd prolly be the same.
BobIshmaelAre French Hs the same as English ones?
BobIshmaelOr Ks, for that matter.
BobIshmaelOr Es.
Locdog07Hmm...
BobIshmaelOr Is.
Locdog07You could say "ai-qeeba!"
BobIshmaelAnd that would be pronounced as "HI-KEEBA"?
Locdog07Without the H.
Locdog07French people don't say "Hhhh"
Locdog07Their mouths are too numb from lack of washing
BobIshmaelWell, the English are too lazy to pronounce Rs for the same reason.
DarkonZeroAnd all that wine drinking.
Locdog07And the Americans leave out pretty much any letter they want for that reason./
BobIshmaelHey, we're the world's only remaining superpower! We'll pronounce words however we damn well please!
Locdog07Bleh.
* BobIshmael wonders if he should bother with German.
DarkonZeroUh....how the hell did I get ops?
DarkonZeroNevermind.
BobIshmaelChange the topic.
DarkonZeroUh.....
DarkonZeroNo...I rather like it.
BobIshmaelSuit yourself.
DarkonZeroI'm dumb like that.
BobIshmael"Betätigen Sie die Taste, Frank." translates, via BabelFish, as "Press the key, Frank."
DarkonZeroAnd we end it with some lessons in German.....
DarkonZeroThank you....
Locdog07heh
BobIshmaelGo to hell.
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ShinyBobHe doesn't mean that.
*** BobIshmael is on IRC
*** ShinyBob is now known as BobIshmael
BobIshmaelYes, I do!
DarkonZeroI'd like to go.....but they banned me.
DarkonZeroAnd now we end it with me not goint to hell....
DarkonZeroThank you....
Locdog07goint!
DarkonZeroGOINT!
DarkonZero"GOINT!
DarkonZeroD'oh!
Locdog07And now we end it with us saying Goint...
DarkonZeroThank you....
*** DarkonZero sets mode: -o DarkonZero
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Breakout"4,1
* DeRaptor glares at the awful wave of spam on the BBoard.
DeRaptorHe keeps saying "Puppet f***ers".
DarkonZeroIt's expected.
* Locdog07 hides the blow-up-Pinnochio
DeRaptorewwwww
DarkonZero.....
DarkonZeroI have no comment.
BobIshmaelWhat are those Greek people called? The ones of the lower and most abundant class?
BobIshmaelDe, you're a college graduate, you should know this.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Aurora"4,1
BobIshmaelPlebians! Nevermind.
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DarkonZeroBob is stockpiling words that he could use in the future.
BobIshmaelGood one.
DarkonZeroThat nick looks like the name of a Swiss candy bar.
DarkonZeroTopepl'.....it's good!
DeRaptorplebians? Or are those romans?
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BobIshmaelThere we are.
BobIshmaelColumn done.
DarkonZeroUh....in animation news.....Warner Bros Features sold the rights to air "The Iron Giant" to Cartoon Network and TNT......
Locdog07Neat.
DarkonZeroSeeing that both are owned by Warner Bros.
Locdog07Cartoon Network...
BobIshmaelI thought Turner owned both.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Learn To Fly"4,1
DarkonZeroNo....
DarkonZerowait...
DarkonZeroUh yeah.
Locdog07heh
DarkonZeroHe owns both with Warner Bros.
* DeRaptor looks at her Iron Giant DVD.
DarkonZeroA co-partnership....er something.
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DeRaptoreeenh.
DeRaptorCan I shoot that chick?
Locdog07She's in Iron Giant.
Locdog07So, uh, if you want
DeRaptorOhhh...is that the one chick who was the mom?
DeRaptorGo figure.
DarkonZeroAniston....
Locdog07yeh
Locdog07She was also on South Park.
* Locdog07 shudders
DeRaptorhmm.
DarkonZeroHarry Connick, Jr. did  a great job on that movie.
DarkonZeroNo sign of "Hope Floats" to be seen.
DarkonZeroMen In Black : The Series had a 110% ratings boost.
* DeRaptor d/ls the bootleg of "Become a Robot" from http://www.twistid.com/tmbg/songs-all.cfm
DarkonZeroI quit watching it......cause it's a "more-of-the-same" toon.
BobIshmaelWell, the female MiB is pretty attractive... Is what Cam would say.
Locdog07Uhhh...
BobIshmaelYeah, Cam's messed up.
Locdog07He is indeed......
[BobIshmael SOUND]
DeRaptorCam has a thing for cartoon chicks, 'tseems.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of They Might Be Giants':"Become A Robot"
* DeRaptor hides all copies of "Who Framed Roger Rabbit".
Locdog07heh...ewww
Locdog07www.jessicarabbit.com (DON'T GO THERE!!!"
Locdog07)
Locdog07No.
Locdog07Bad site.
Locdog07Do not.
Locdog07Do not.
DarkonZeroThanks De......for that damn image of Cam watching "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?".
DeRaptorheehee.
[DeRaptor SOUND]
Locdog07Hmm...whee
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of They Might Be Giants':"Doctor Worm"
DarkonZeroTo continue......
DarkonZeroThanks De for the oncoming nightmares!
DarkonZeroThank you VERY MUCH!
DarkonZeroAs if I needed the sleep!
DeRaptorYour welcome! Any time!
* DarkonZero hugs De.
DeRaptoryaaag!
DarkonZeroTee hee!
* DeRaptor hides in the rafters and throws banana peels at folks.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of They Might Be Giants':"Don't Let's Start"
* Locdog07 gets hit by Uma Thurman (ick) in tight leather clothes
Locdog07You threw an Emma Peel by mistake, y'moron
DarkonZeroUgh....
DeRaptoruy.
* DarkonZero ponder buying the "Call of Cthulhu" RPG when he goes to B. Dalton.
Locdog07Hmmm.
BobIshmaelDZ, get opf.gif? Or was it .jpg?
BobIshmaelAnd that goes for Loc, as well.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of They Might Be Giants':"Sleeping In The Flowers"
DeRaptoryes, I did. Unfortunately.
Locdog07Huh?
DarkonZeroWhy Bob?
BobIshmaelFirst, http://terribleclaw.com/DeRaptor/010300strip.shtml
BobIshmaelYou'll see once you read that... And I send the image to you.
BobIshmaelSay when.
DarkonZeroOk....who?
Locdog07I'd already read that
BobIshmaelI should've added "Vulcan", too.
Locdog07That's scary.
Locdog07You look like Michael Myers from Halloween, Bob.
Locdog07And Satan.
DeRaptorBut aren't you a Vulcan Oriental Pirate, Bob?
DarkonZeroActually...that's rather amusing!
BobIshmaelNo, De, I am not.
DarkonZeroGood work Bob!
DeRaptorYes you are!
DeRaptorYou can't fool me!
* DeRaptor points at Bob's spock ears.
BobIshmaelUh... Farm accident.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Engineers"4,1
Locdog07Two chickens did something and suddenly his ears were pointed.
DeRaptorsuuuure.
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DarkonZeroBob.....never stick your head in a hay bailer!
BobIshmaelAt least DZ picked up the stupid ref.
* BobIshmael freezes
DarkonZeroWhen I first saw the pic......I though of making a "Ghegis Khan" comment.
BobIshmaelPeriod.
DeRaptorLoc says bye
DarkonZeroI wonder why he left in such a hurry.....
DarkonZeroOh well....
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Metal"4,1
* BobIshmael makes use of his dusty snowboarding gear and Old Navy (SUCKS) sweatshirt.
BobIshmaelThat's what I'm wearing, DZ. And it's grey, not purple.
DarkonZeroIs it good to say "What the hell do you want?" to a customer?
* DeRaptor throws boiling oil on Bob.
DeRaptorOnly if you're a huge surly biker, DZ.
DarkonZeroCause I did that.....and the guy didn't catch on.
DarkonZeroHey Bob......nice penmanship.
BobIshmaelThank you,
BobIshmaelPERIOD!
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Me! I Disconnect From You (LIVE)"4,1
DarkonZeroD'oh!
DarkonZeroWrong song.
DeRaptornew comic is up.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Remember I Was Vapour (LIVE)"4,1
DarkonZeroOh goodie!
DarkonZeroLet's go see!
DarkonZeroActually....i'll look later.
BobIshmaelYes, let's!
DarkonZeroi'm lazy like that.
BobIshmael"Let's overdose on some bad herion!"
BobIshmaelYes... Let's...
DarkonZeroShould we?
DarkonZeroOk!
DeRaptorIt's fun! Um...I think.
* DarkonZero remembers getting some bad Kool-Aid.......
DarkonZeroOh.....
DarkonZeroWhat a nightmare.
BobIshmaelDZ: http://www.angryflower.com/therap.gif
DarkonZeroOk!
* DeRaptor laughs at therap.gif
DeRaptorThat gorsh darn flower...
DarkonZeroOh...wasn't that swell?
DarkonZeroLet's all think that was swell?
DarkonZero? to !
DeRaptoryes, let's!
DeRaptorSo...I guess my dumb comic'll look kinda stupid now...
DeRaptordamn you Bob;.
DeRaptor-;
DeRaptorstupid keyboard.
DarkonZeroUh...I haven't seen it....
DeRaptorDamn you keyboard.
DarkonZeroAnd i'm open to anything.
BobIshmaelDe, no offense, but you can't compete with the Flower.
DeRaptorI know.
* DeRaptor sobs.
DeRaptorI'm a frickin' HACK!
* DeRaptor sacrifices fertilizer to the flower.
DarkonZeroThat's why I'm just doing "The Visual Adventures of Ultra Dork".....no words at all.
* BobIshmael might be able to compete with the Flower, if he(Ishmael) could draw.
DarkonZeroBob and his stick figures....
DeRaptorYeah, to yourself.
BobIshmaelTo myself?
DarkonZeroHey....you still have that drawing of me as Pastor Zero?
BobIshmaelMaybe. Let me check.
DeRaptorfunny to your SELF you would be you ninny...erm...damn the lateness of the hour is damaging my cerebrum again.
DarkonZeroI miss my big yellow tie with polkadots.
BobIshmaelShe's drunk again.
DarkonZeroTisk....tisk.
DarkonZeroBad De!
* DarkonZero smacks De.
* DeRaptor rips DZ's trachea out.
DarkonZeroYEAH!\
* DeRaptor looks at the trachea.
DarkonZeroShe loves it.
DeRaptorI think I'll charbroil it...yeah...that's it. *hic*
DarkonZeroAwww....
DarkonZeroYEAH!
DarkonZeroMY TIE!
DarkonZeroWOO!
DeRaptor*iccup.* want some Darkon trachea burgers, Bobby?
BobIshmaelWe got any mustard?
DarkonZeroMy tie...
DeRaptorAn' what' the 'ell's with teh stick figur, ol' chaperoonio?
DarkonZeroIt's mustard yellow.
* DeRaptor must be drunk, she's rotfl at that stick figure drawing.
BobIshmaelThat's DZ, De.
* DarkonZero smiles....
DarkonZeroSee the resemblance?
BobIshmaelThat should be on the shirt.
DarkonZeroUgh....that reminds me......
BobIshmaelSpeaking of which... De, draw anyone else?
DarkonZeroI should remove that picture of my scanned face from one of my sites.
BobIshmaelDZ, can I have it?
DarkonZeroAre you sure you want it?
DeRaptorUhh...noet yet.
DeRaptorLOOK! STUPIDITY!: http://terribleclaw.com/DeRaptor/current.gif
BobIshmaelWhy not?
DarkonZeroOk....
BobIshmaelWell, get to it, De.
DeRaptorWell, who should I draw?
DeRaptorI should draw 'ku. Pyro anime characters...eesh.
BobIshmaelDraw a stick figure of DZ. Make sure it's hollow.
BobIshmaelThere's already one of Loc somewhere, isn't there?
DeRaptoryeh.
BobIshmaelAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
DarkonZeroI knew it....
BobIshmaelAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
DeRaptor!
DarkonZeroNever scan your head when you're bored.
* DeRaptor hides.
* DeRaptor wonders what Bob's problem is.
DarkonZeroI know...
BobIshmaelDe, you don't want to know.
DarkonZeroHe just got the picture of my scanned head.
BobIshmaelOkay... We need a stick figure of DZ.
BobIshmaelI need to find Loc's picture..
DarkonZeroI got it.
BobIshmaelWhat the is Callipy?
BobIshmaelOh, right. We need a drawing of Callipgius.
BobIshmaelDZ, send.
DarkonZeroThe one of Loc?
DarkonZeroOk.
BobIshmaelYeah.
* DeRaptor yawns.
* DarkonZero shoves a pineapple in De's gaping hole of a mouth.
BobIshmaelHe's leaning too far forward in the pelvic area. He's going to have to be on the far left.
BobIshmaelDamn, that's where I wanted to be.
* DeRaptor crunches the pineapple in two and eyes DZ.
DarkonZeroI want to be center of center....
DeRaptorSo...anybody seen my dumb comic yet, eh?
DarkonZeroUh...no....sorry.
BobIshmaelYes, De.
BobIshmaelThis one wasn't bad, but it didn't make me laugh either.
BobIshmaelBring back the sassy robot.
DeRaptorHmm. Well...you smell. That must be it.
DeRaptorHe's coming, he's coming.
BobIshmaelHey, that was constructive criticism!
DarkonZeroBob....it was more like deconstructive criticism.
DeRaptorSo was mine!
DarkonZeroSilence befall #Deep13......what shall they do?!?
* DarkonZero tries not to fall asleep like he did earlier......
* DeRaptor sprays mace in DZ's eyeballs.
DarkonZeroLike that hasn't happened before.....
DarkonZeroUh....nevermind.
BobIshmaelHey, did you even draw you yet, De?
DeRaptorUm....
DeRaptorhttp://terribleclaw.com/DeRaptor/de.gif
BobIshmaelYour silence says more than words ever will.
BobIshmaelOr no... Wait. It doesn't.
DarkonZeroWell....it does....to a point.
DeRaptorwell, Idunno about the rest of you, but I'M going to bed now.
DarkonZeroGood Night!
DarkonZeroBye Bye!
DeRaptornight you.
* DeRaptor slinks out.
*** DeRaptor has left IRC
*** DeRaptor has quit IRC (I could never sleep my way to the top, cuz my alarm clock always wakes me right up...)
DarkonZeroWell....
[BobIshmael SOUND]
DarkonZeroLook what you did Mr. Ishmael!
[BobIshmael SOUND]
DarkonZeroAnd thanks for that pleasing noise.
DarkonZeroHmm....
[SOUND]
DarkonZeroAny new CON plans?
[SOUND]
DarkonZeroUh oh....I killed him.
*** BobIshmael has left IRC
*** BobIshmael has quit IRC (Ping timeout for BobIshmael[dialup-209.245.34.200.SanDiego1.Level3.net])
DarkonZeroYup...I killed him....
*** BobIshmael is on IRC
*** BobIshmael has joined #deep13
BobIshmaelDamn server.
DarkonZeroGood...I didn't kill ya.
BobIshmaelPardon?
DarkonZeroI thought I killed ya.
*** Mars changes topic to 'You damned blue-collar tweekers are the backbone of this server. '
BobIshmaelDamn, I need music.
BobIshmaelI think I'll scam BMG some how.
DarkonZeroHehe....
BobIshmaelIs it just me or does Primus rock beyond all belief?
DarkonZeroThey rock.
BobIshmaelIndeed they do.
DarkonZeroWell....I hate to leave ya...but I'm getting ol...er...sleepy.
DarkonZeroSee ya later....
DarkonZeroSay goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.!
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Wed Jan 05 01:13:24 2000

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