Session Start: Tue Jan 04 08:40:37 2000 | ||
*** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
DarKrow | DZ! | |
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DarkonZero | DK! | |
DarKrow | Wassup man! | |
DarkonZero | Nuttin' much. | |
DarKrow | same | |
DarkonZero | I feel like playing Half-Life or Quake 3. | |
DarkonZero | I feel like starting a Team Fortress team. | |
DarKrow | ah | |
DarKrow | You got Op Force? | |
DarkonZero | I bought the big Half-Life box.....it has all 3 things. | |
DarkonZero | The game itself....TFC....and Opposing Force. | |
DarKrow | ok | |
DarKrow | kewl | |
DarKrow | Op Force comes with TFC | |
DarkonZero | I tried TFC by myself.....it seems cool. | |
DarKrow | you can't play TFC alone | |
DarKrow | it's multiplayer only | |
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DarkonZero | I just did a single player runthrough. | |
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DarkonZero | I started a server with only 1 player allowed. | |
DarkonZero | I do that to learn maps. | |
DarKrow | oh | |
DarKrow | cheater | |
DarkonZero | It's not cheating.... | |
DarkonZero | It's recon! | |
*** DarKrow changes topic to 'DarkonZero's a cheater! DarkonZero's a cheater!' | ||
DarKrow | Didn't you see 515? | |
DarKrow | You'll be kicked out of Student Council! | |
DarkonZero | Stupid Student Council. | |
DarkonZero | You got Q3A right? | |
DarKrow | yeah | |
DarkonZero | Hmmmm.... | |
DarkonZero | Should I play ya? | |
DarKrow | DM? | |
DarKrow | sure | |
DarKrow | hold on | |
DarKrow | I gott exit out of some stuff | |
DarkonZero | I'll give ya my IP. | |
DarKrow | k | |
DarKrow | wat is it | |
DarkonZero | Hold on.... | |
* DarKrow puts in the CD | ||
DarkonZero | 208.13.141.21 | |
DarkonZero | I'll setup a server. | |
DarKrow | ok | |
DarkonZero | Meet ya there | |
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Session Close: Tue Jan 04 08:54:40 2000 | ||
Session Start: Tue Jan 04 09:22:12 2000 | ||
*** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
*** Topic is 'DarkonZero's a cheater! DarkonZero's a cheater!' | ||
*** Set by DarKrow on Tue Jan 04 08:54:54 | ||
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Session Close: Tue Jan 04 09:23:58 2000 | ||
Session Start: Tue Jan 04 11:33:33 2000 | ||
*** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
*** Topic is 'DarkonZero's a cheater! DarkonZero's a cheater!' | ||
*** Set by DarKrow on Tue Jan 04 08:54:54 | ||
DarkonZero | WEE! | |
MeltingMan | Heya DZ. | |
DarkonZero | I'm a cheater! | |
DarkonZero | WOO! | |
MeltingMan | I'm afk for just a moment right now. | |
DarkonZero | Ok! | |
DarkonZero | WOO! | |
DarKrow | BAK! | |
DarKrow | Great Game DZ! | |
* DarKrow returns with some Pizza Pringles and a can of Pepsi | ||
DarkonZero | You're pretty good DK. | |
DarKrow | thankie | |
DarKrow | I'm up to Tier 5 on S{ | |
DarkonZero | Though your ping was high. | |
DarKrow | mm hmm | |
DarKrow | what do you connect at | |
DarkonZero | I'm still on Tier 3....on difficulty of Bring It On. | |
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DarkonZero | I connect at 10000000 bps. | |
DarKrow | isdn? | |
DarkonZero | DSL.... | |
DarKrow | AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGH!!!!!! | |
DarkonZero | Though I was running the server.....I had no ping. | |
DarKrow | I HATE YOU! | |
DarKrow | I HATE YOU! | |
DarKrow | I HATE YOU! | |
DarKrow | GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! | |
DarkonZero | yipes.... | |
* DarKrow lunges at DZ, talons out | ||
DarkonZero | WHY?!?! | |
DarKrow | You have DSL! | |
DarkonZero | I thought you knew. | |
DarKrow | I have a clunky 56k modem that connects at 44000 tops | |
DarkonZero | I had it for a couple of months now. | |
DarKrow | I want Cable | |
DarKrow | but it's not in my area yet | |
DarkonZero | D'oh.... | |
DarkonZero | how about DSL. | |
DarkonZero | . to ? | |
DarKrow | DSL is too expensive | |
DarkonZero | I know.... | |
DarKrow | Cable is twice my normal ISP fee | |
DarKrow | plus 250 setup | |
* DarKrow tries his StarFox rom | ||
DarkonZero | DSL is ok....the d/l are faster.......but it still takes time. | |
MeltingMan | BBL | |
DarkonZero | Some nights I top at 40 kbps. | |
DarkonZero | Bye MM. | |
* MeltingMan waves bye. | ||
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* DarkonZero feels like playing Monster Rancher 2..... | ||
DarKrow | This PALES in comparison to StarFox 64 | |
DarKrow | amazing | |
DarkonZero | The original StarFox..... | |
DarkonZero | ..... to ? | |
DarKrow | StarFox 1 pales in comparison to StarFox 64 | |
DarKrow | No textures | |
DarkonZero | Ah... | |
DarKrow | simple polys | |
DarKrow | man | |
DarKrow | What a crappy game | |
DarkonZero | Hehe... | |
DarKrow | ever play Super Nintendo's Wolfenstein | |
DarKrow | Hitler with no mustache | |
DarkonZero | No.....and I never want to..... | |
DarKrow | Plus signs for Swastikas | |
DarkonZero | I know.... | |
DarKrow | and Mutated Rats for Dogs | |
DarKrow | and no Bodies on the ground | |
DarKrow | absurd | |
DarKrow | Doom for SNES had blood at least | |
DarkonZero | A friend of mine has the original Wolfenstein..... | |
DarKrow | Full version? | |
DarkonZero | Yup. | |
DarKrow | all six eps | |
DarkonZero | Yup. | |
DarKrow | I once had a Beavis and Butthead Wolfenstein | |
DarkonZero | When he first got it....that's all he played. | |
DarKrow | the secret level used textures from Blake Stone | |
DarKrow | ever play that? | |
DarKrow | Blake Stone? | |
DarkonZero | The first game I couldn't stop playing was Wing Commander: Privateer.... | |
DarkonZero | Blake Stone....nope. | |
DarkonZero | I saw it....but never played it. | |
DarKrow | The first game I couldn't stop playing was Doom, then SC2000, then ROTT, then... hmm | |
DarKrow | i dunno | |
DarkonZero | When my friend bought Doom.....he invited the rest of us (other friends) over to play....they were impressed how I handled the shotgun. | |
DarKrow | Doom was cool | |
DarKrow | that's why I was Doom Guy in Q3 | |
DarkonZero | I have both Doom 1 and 2.....the complete versons. | |
DarkonZero | versions even. | |
DarKrow | I used to have Doom 2 but the disks got messed up | |
DarKrow | it's on my old PC | |
DarKrow | i need to hook up my ZIP to it and copy it over | |
DarkonZero | On Quake 3 I adopted Doom as my character model......then switched to Gorre cause I felt that that model was more of me. | |
DarKrow | hmm | |
DarkonZero | I used to use Visor. | |
DarKrow | I'm thinking of trying Bitterman or the Quake guy model | |
DarkonZero | Ranger.... | |
DarkonZero | Grunt looks fat. | |
DarKrow | hmm | |
DarKrow | Phobos looks cool, so does Klesk | |
DarkonZero | You'd take on the look of Crash and you know it. | |
DarkonZero | I'm kidding of course. | |
DarKrow | hmm | |
DarkonZero | The best way to beat the bots is to know their weapon preference. | |
DarkonZero | Sarge like the Shotgun. | |
DarkonZero | Phobos....I have no idea.... | |
DarKrow | Anarki likes Railguns | |
DarkonZero | Uh.....the rest I'm blanking out. | |
DarKrow | and rocket launchers | |
DarKrow | Klesk uses... hmm | |
DarkonZero | I like the Rocket Launcher cause of the splash damage..... | |
DarKrow | Railgun's are good | |
DarkonZero | Railgun is good if you can handle it right. | |
DarkonZero | I'm not a rail master yet. | |
DarkonZero | The BFG 10K.......WOO! | |
DarkonZero | Has a good fire rate now. | |
DarkonZero | Nice and fast. | |
DarkonZero | Unlike it's predecessors. | |
DarKrow | yeah | |
DarKrow | I love that | |
DarkonZero | The most prferred weapon though is the Rocket launcher. | |
DarKrow | yeah | |
DarKrow | Ever try Rocket Jumping? | |
DarkonZero | Ugh.... | |
DarkonZero | Yeah I tried....I stink at it. | |
DarkonZero | Unless I make a bind for doing that. | |
DarKrow | you can try | |
DarkonZero | There is a key bind.....but I'm lazy. | |
DarKrow | ok | |
DarKrow | I got to go now | |
DarKrow | Byes | |
DarkonZero | Bye... | |
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DarkonZero | Say goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.! | |
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
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Session Close: Tue Jan 04 12:04:18 2000 | ||
Session Start: Tue Jan 04 18:59:24 2000 | ||
*** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
*** Topic is 'DarkonZero's a cheater! DarkonZero's a cheater!' | ||
*** Set by DarKrow on Tue Jan 04 08:54:54 | ||
Locdog07 | Hullo DZ | |
Locdog07 | Why're you a cheater? | |
DarkonZero | Heelo. | |
Greidanus | I have to explain all this political crap, DZ!!! | |
DarkonZero | I'm just one. | |
Greidanus | cheeter of a cheater | |
Greidanus | so, how are we today, people? | |
DarkonZero | <People> WE'RE FINE! | |
* Locdog07 looks at the people | ||
Locdog07 | Go away. | |
Greidanus | HI PEOPLE!! | |
DarkonZero | <People> HELL NO...WE WON'T GO! | |
Greidanus | hehe | |
Locdog07 | heh | |
DarkonZero | Hello....I'm DarkonZero for a better future! | |
DarkonZero | Ok....for a better 3 minutes. | |
Greidanus | picket line, perhaps? I didn't know we had so many employees | |
DarkonZero | Uh.....when did we become a megacomglomerate? | |
Locdog07 | Uhh...as of right now? | |
Greidanus | beats me | |
DarkonZero | <BobIshmael> How very odd.... | |
* Locdog07 shudders | ||
DarkonZero | Did you feel a chill too? | |
Locdog07 | sorta | |
DarkonZero | Look at us......aren't we a lovely bunch of coconuts? | |
Locdog07 | no | |
Locdog07 | not at all | |
* Locdog07 cracks open DZ's coconut | ||
Greidanus | he we are a-standing in a row... | |
DarkonZero | Hmmm....that just didn't sound right? | |
Greidanus | ugh..... | |
* Locdog07 runs | ||
DarkonZero | Hehe....kidding. | |
DarkonZero | I have no idea what it meant. | |
DarkonZero | Nor do I want to know. | |
Locdog07 | okee | |
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Locdog07 | hullo | |
DarkonZero | KUKUKACHOO! | |
Goku | hi | |
Locdog07 | heh | |
Greidanus | pick-and-chew | |
Locdog07 | ewww | |
Locdog07 | I wouldn't want to chew a Pokesnack | |
Locdog07 | Wouldn't know where it'd been | |
Locdog07 | Everytime you bite it'd say "CHU!!!" or something, and it's eyes would flash | |
Greidanus | and zap you | |
* Greidanus bites into one | ||
Greidanus | OW!! | |
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*** Greidanus is now known as Mustafa | ||
Mustafa | you ZAPPED me!! | |
Locdog07 | eep | |
Mustafa | should you say that thrice? | |
Locdog07 | idunno | |
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*** DarkonZero is now known as Mustafa | ||
Mustafa | Hello....hello... | |
Mustafa | It appears that I'm still injured. | |
Greidanus | oh..... | |
* Greidanus kicks DZ | ||
Mustafa | I have burns all around | |
Mustafa | Ow.... | |
Mustafa | Now I have been kicked in my coconuts. | |
Mustafa | It hurts really bad. | |
Locdog07 | uhhh... | |
Greidanus | oh.... no.... | |
Mustafa | If someone could get me some medical attention...please. | |
* Greidanus shoots Mustafa | ||
Mustafa | I'm coughing up blood. | |
Mustafa | Ow....now I have been shot. | |
Mustafa | The wound is burning. | |
* Greidanus dumps a bucket of water over Mustafa's head | ||
Mustafa | And I can't do anything about it. | |
Mustafa | Oh no.....I am now wet. | |
Greidanus | hehehe | |
Mustafa | That would help in another situation. | |
Mustafa | But not this one. | |
* Greidanus pokes Mustafa's wounds | ||
Mustafa | Please....if someone could help. | |
Mustafa | Ow......some....uh...thing is poking at my wounds. | |
Locdog07 | heh | |
Mustafa | It won't stop and I'm am starting to see spots. | |
* Greidanus pours sulfuric acid on his wounds | ||
Mustafa | AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! | |
Mustafa | Acid has now been poured on me..... | |
Greidanus | now, honey, it's only gonna sting for a LITTLE while, then burn through your flesh | |
Mustafa | I wish I could die. | |
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*** Mustafa is now known as DarkonZero | ||
DarkonZero | WOO! | |
Greidanus | WOO!? | |
DarkonZero | WOO! | |
Greidanus | WOO!? | |
DarkonZero | WOOTWO! | |
Greidanus | WOOTWO!? | |
Locdog07 | Moo. | |
Greidanus | WONTON SOUP!? | |
DarkonZero | SPEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW! | |
Greidanus | hehe, Skippy | |
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*** DarkonZero is now known as Skippy | ||
Skippy | Hello Aunt Slappy! | |
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*** Greidanus is now known as AuntSlappy | ||
AuntSlappy | what's the name of the band, Skippy? | |
Skippy | Who | |
AuntSlappy | the band, Skippy, the band! | |
Skippy | Who | |
AuntSlappy | Now you're startin' to sound like an owl, Skippy. Just tell me the name of the band | |
Skippy | Who | |
AuntSlappy | Who? the band, Skippy! What's the name of the band!? | |
Skippy | Who | |
AuntSlappy | Who? | |
Skippy | Yes. | |
AuntSlappy | no, what's the name of the band!? | |
Skippy | Who | |
AuntSlappy | you just said it was Yes, now who is it? | |
Skippy | Who | |
AuntSlappy | Can you hear me, Skippy? | |
Skippy | Yes | |
AuntSlappy | now, tell me, WHAT....IS....THE....NAME....OF.....THE.....BAND?? | |
Skippy | Who | |
AuntSlappy | Dah.... | |
* Skippy bows. | ||
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*** Skippy is now known as DarkonZero | ||
* AuntSlappy smiles and bows also | ||
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*** AuntSlappy is now known as Greidanus | ||
Greidanus | whodah! | |
Greidanus | Whodah!! | |
DarkonZero | WHODAH! | |
Greidanus | nih? | |
Greidanus | NIH!! | |
* /sound: unable to play 'ni.wav' | ||
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Breakout"4,1 | ||
Greidanus | sounds like the name of A band... Whodah! | |
DarkonZero | Or.....WHATDAHECK! | |
Locdog07 | hmmm | |
Greidanus | NIH! even... | |
Locdog07 | hmmmm | |
DarkonZero | Or....KIKMEASS! | |
Greidanus | or WHODAHELL | |
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Locdog07 | hullo | |
Greidanus | or NEVERMINDTHIS | |
Greidanus | hi | |
MSTAnon | Hello, ladies, gentleman, and cheater. | |
Locdog07 | And Anon | |
MSTAnon | Heh. | |
Locdog07 | And Anon's girlfriend | |
DarkonZero | Where? | |
MSTAnon | In Fort Collins. | |
Locdog07 | They locked her up | |
Locdog07 | Pretending to be femakle | |
Locdog07 | female | |
MSTAnon | Hehe. | |
MSTAnon | No, she's definitely a female. | |
Greidanus | or not... | |
Locdog07 | You had to perform detailed analysis on her to make sure. | |
MSTAnon | Oh, wouldn't you like to know? | |
Locdog07 | No. | |
MSTAnon | Okay, then. | |
DarkonZero | I think no one would like to know. | |
Locdog07 | heh | |
* Locdog07 sighs | ||
Locdog07 | lalalala | |
DarkonZero | MOO! | |
Greidanus | heh | |
DarkonZero | MOO TANG CLAN! | |
* Sound request: can't find 'alig.wav' | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
Greidanus | i gotta go, see ya tomorrow | |
Locdog07 | bye Greid | |
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* DarkonZero burps.....spicy BBQ burps. | ||
Locdog07 | ewww | |
* Locdog07 lights a match | ||
DarkonZero | Mmmm...SPICY! | |
* Locdog07 sticks the match in DZ's eye | ||
DarkonZero | AGH! | |
Locdog07 | heh | |
Locdog07 | sorry | |
DarkonZero | So...that's how you get "The fire in your eye".....painful. | |
Locdog07 | heh | |
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DarkonZero | SHE'S WAS WILD! | |
DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
Locdog07 | Sheep were wild? | |
DarkonZero | Faux pas..... | |
DarkonZero | DAH! | |
DarkonZero | FRENCH! | |
* DarkonZero kicks himself... | ||
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DarkonZero | Uh.... | |
Locdog07 | wb | |
Locdog07 | <DarkonZero> SHE'S WAS WILD! | |
DarkonZero | SHE'S WILD! | |
DarkonZero | WOO! | |
Locdog07 | heheh | |
DarkonZero | Uh.....the 79 ain't the age, is it? | |
Locdog07 | heheh | |
wildgirl79 | no yr born | |
Locdog07 | ah | |
DarkonZero | Ah... | |
DarkonZero | A 20 year old. | |
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | Hmmm.... | |
DarkonZero | woo. | |
Locdog07 | heh | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Learn To Fly"4,1 | ||
* Locdog07 forgets how to fly and falls off a cliff | ||
DarkonZero | Uh.....woo! | |
Locdog07 | heheheh | |
Locdog07 | grr | |
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DarkonZero | Hmmm.... | |
DarkonZero | She wanted attention. | |
DarkonZero | She wanted droolers. | |
Locdog07 | I think you're prolly right# | |
Locdog07 | But her luck was out. | |
Locdog07 | Anon was afk | |
MSTAnon | Hi. | |
Locdog07 | um, hi | |
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Locdog07 | spy! | |
superspy | loc! | |
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superspy | DZ! | |
DarkonZero | SPYARINO! | |
DarkonZero | I AM A CHEATER!\ | |
DarkonZero | WOO! | |
superspy | what'd you cheat on? | |
DarkonZero | A game. | |
superspy | ok... | |
superspy | what game? | |
DarkonZero | Quake 3. | |
DarkonZero | I make runthroughs of maps.... | |
superspy | ok | |
DarkonZero | DK says that's cheating. | |
superspy | if I actually played that game on a regular basis, I'd know what you were talking about | |
Locdog07 | heh | |
DarkonZero | Well....I just run around the maps so I'd know them well....I do this only in as one player. | |
Locdog07 | hmmmm | |
*** Locdog07 changes topic to 'DarkonZero might be a cheater but it's a matter of opinion! DarkonZero might be a cheater but it's a matter of opinion!' | ||
superspy | oh | |
* DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like Krankor! | ||
* /sound: unable to play 'krankor.wav' | ||
superspy | well | |
superspy | becoming familiar with the level isn't really cheating | |
Locdog07 | I'd better go | |
Locdog07 | Bye :) | |
DarkonZero | Bye Loc. | |
Locdog07 | byesa | |
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MSTAnon | =| | |
DarkonZero | All that was said before I DM'ed DK. | |
DarkonZero | He's rather good. | |
superspy | heh | |
DarkonZero | Though.....I did win. | |
superspy | with his reasoning, practicing in one-player mode is cheating | |
DarkonZero | I'd like to know the terrain before I play. | |
DarkonZero | Sometimes....I don't do that. | |
DarkonZero | You soulda seen this move I pulled on him though. | |
DarkonZero | Shoulda even. | |
superspy | heh | |
DarkonZero | He called me a camper. | |
superspy | well, "babysitting" *is* considered cheating | |
DarkonZero | And I ended up runing around and jumping until I ended right next to him. | |
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DarkonZero | Babysitting? | |
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*** Topic is 'DarkonZero might be a cheater but it's a matter of opinion! DarkonZero might be a cheater but it's a matter of opinion!' | ||
*** Set by Locdog07 on Tue Jan 04 19:50:38 | ||
Darkon0 | PEER! | |
Darkon0 | YOU'RE NEXT! | |
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* spy kicks starlink | ||
spy | weren't we supposed to move? | |
Darkon0 | You too? | |
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Darkon0 | Yeah....but was reconsidered. | |
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spy | oh | |
spy | guess I wasn't here for that | |
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DarkonZero | Now.....what is this term 'babysitting'? | |
superspy | sitting in one spot and waiting... | |
superspy | and waiting... | |
superspy | and waiting | |
superspy | and then finally shooting when he comes into the room | |
DarkonZero | Oh....that's camping. | |
DarkonZero | I don't do that. | |
DarkonZero | He called me a camper cause I happened to be near his respawn spot. | |
DarkonZero | He respawned next to me. | |
superspy | ah | |
superspy | well, that's just coincidence | |
DarkonZero | Yeah... | |
superspy | babysitting, camping, no real difference | |
DarkonZero | Being called a camper is an insult basicallty. | |
superspy | yep | |
superspy | CAMPER! | |
DarkonZero | No I'm not. | |
superspy | I'm kidding | |
DarkonZero | I know. | |
* superspy pokes goku | ||
DarkonZero | Ku's dead. | |
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superspy | again? jeez. | |
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Goku | shadap | |
superspy | someone should tell that pyro-punk that coffins don't grow on trees | |
* superspy buries goku | ||
Goku | hey! | |
DarkonZero | Alas poor Ku. | |
* DarkonZero smacks Ku in the head with a shovel. | ||
superspy | thank you | |
superspy | *ahem* | |
superspy | we knew him.....sorta | |
DarkonZero | He was always quiet. | |
superspy | very | |
superspy | dibs on his stereo! | |
* superspy raids goku's room | ||
DarkonZero | DAMN! | |
DarkonZero | I GET HIS SOCKS! | |
superspy | fine. but I get whatever's in the hamper | |
DarkonZero | Ok... | |
* DarkonZero takes Ku's TV. | ||
* superspy takes the dvd player | ||
Goku | AH!!!! | |
Goku | Let me out of this coffin! | |
DarkonZero | We done looti....uh.....inventorying stuff? | |
superspy | yep | |
* superspy hangs a "maid" sign on ku's doorknob | ||
Goku | I hope this coffin has a shower | |
* Goku is away, shower | ||
* DarkonZero feels like playing Monster Rancher 2. | ||
Goku | Is that any good? | |
DarkonZero | Yeah... | |
Goku | cool | |
DarkonZero | I like it alot. | |
Goku | ok brb | |
DarkonZero | Ok....showerboy! | |
DarkonZero | DAMN DIAKATANA! | |
DarkonZero | WHERE IS IT! | |
DarkonZero | ! to ? | |
superspy | daikatana? | |
superspy | give it up, man | |
DarkonZero | It was my prize from GameSpot and I didn't get it yet. | |
superspy | oh | |
superspy | it's based on quake 2 | |
DarkonZero | I think so.... | |
superspy | as far as shooters go, it's pretty dated | |
DarkonZero | Yeah..... | |
DarkonZero | It's not out yet. | |
DarkonZero | I own Half-Life.....I feel like playing TFC. | |
superspy | tfc? | |
DarkonZero | I want to start a TFC team. | |
superspy | oh | |
superspy | team fortress | |
DarkonZero | It'd be cool if the others were big on online gaming. | |
DarkonZero | Team Deep13. | |
DarkonZero | Though.....we'd pretty much be crap. | |
DarkonZero | Well....onto other pressing matters. | |
superspy | ...yep | |
superspy | we'd suck | |
DarkonZero | Well....maybe if we practiced. | |
DarkonZero | Naw.....we'd suck. | |
Goku | back | |
DarkonZero | WB. | |
Goku | thanks | |
DarkonZero | No prob. | |
superspy | hey, goku | |
superspy | some thieves broke in and took your stuff | |
superspy | we tried to stop | |
superspy | them | |
DarkonZero | They overpowered us. | |
DarkonZero | They made fun of me just way too much. | |
superspy | they broke a window, too | |
DarkonZero | I gave in. | |
* superspy throws a stone through goku's window | ||
superspy | see? | |
Goku | Hey! | |
DarkonZero | Uh oh....Ku's BLIND! | |
superspy | oh no! | |
superspy | now he'll never see the security reel of his room | |
* superspy erases the security tapes for good measure | ||
DarkonZero | Poor Ku... | |
* superspy hands goku a cup full of pencils and kicks him out the door | ||
* DarkonZero wonders what the HG'ers are doing. | ||
DarkonZero | Something horrible I could guess. | |
superspy | being ripe assholes, of course | |
DarkonZero | Yup... | |
superspy | we can send 'ku in to find out | |
superspy | they like him | |
superspy | ...(for whatever reason) | |
superspy | ;) | |
DarkonZero | Yeah....they like Ku. | |
superspy | goku, why do the homelamers like you? | |
superspy | 'ku? | |
superspy | KU!!!! | |
Goku | They like me? | |
DarkonZero | KUKUKACHOO! | |
Goku | EJ and Plumm hate me | |
Goku | Ironf is nice to me | |
DarkonZero | Since when? | |
Goku | Since always | |
DarkonZero | Oh... | |
DarkonZero | HG despises me......cause I am the only one that really bothers them. | |
DarkonZero | Alot. | |
superspy | akmed :D | |
DarkonZero | Crypto.... | |
DarkonZero | Uh.... | |
DarkonZero | Spy did I ever send you that log? | |
superspy | probably | |
superspy | once you had me play akmed, remember? | |
DarkonZero | The "conversation" between me and Ironf. | |
DarkonZero | I remember.... | |
DarkonZero | I miss playing the game "Searching for Akmed". | |
Goku | http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=222791130 | |
DarkonZero | What is it Ku? | |
superspy | seen it, ku. although with some work it'd make a great SoL :) | |
Goku | hehe yeah! | |
Goku | sub | |
*** BobIshmael is on IRC | ||
*** BobIshmael has joined #deep13 | ||
DarkonZero | BOOB! | |
Goku | BooooooooooB! | |
Goku | http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=222791130 | |
Goku | LooooooK! | |
BobIshmael | DZ, Ku. | |
BobIshmael | Oooooooooooooooookay! | |
DarkonZero | Well....if it ain't Bob.....loser boy himself. | |
DarkonZero | DAH! | |
superspy | BOB! | |
DarkonZero | That's the other PSX game I had....ReBoot! | |
BobIshmael | SOY! | |
superspy | .... | |
DarkonZero | Hmmm....Bob is rather quiet. | |
superspy | too quiet. | |
DarkonZero | Very odd. | |
DarkonZero | Ku is quiet too..... | |
DarkonZero | As usual. | |
superspy | well, we've already looted his room | |
superspy | and bob's room is probably *filled* with booby traps | |
DarkonZero | *COUGH* | |
DarkonZero | We didn't loot Ku's room. | |
DarkonZero | Looters did. | |
superspy | oh, that's right | |
superspy | the thieves | |
* BobIshmael looks up. | ||
BobIshmael | All you got was his recycling, anyways. | |
superspy | nope | |
superspy | the looters got his stereo, tv, dvd player, and socks. | |
BobIshmael | Oh yeah? What's that then? | |
superspy | a tv | |
* BobIshmael looks at the crushed cans in a big green recycling containe- I mean, TV. | ||
DarkonZero | What TV.....*we* didn't loot Ku's room. | |
DarkonZero | Thieves did. | |
superspy | but they left the stuff over there | |
* superspy points | ||
DarkonZero | Stupid thieves. | |
Goku | Yeah, hey did you go to the store today? Look at all the cool new stuff in your room! | |
superspy | yeah | |
superspy | heh | |
superspy | 'magine that | |
DarkonZero | Loser Bob....what you up to? | |
Goku | http://cgi2.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback&userid=subexpo | |
Goku | HAHA | |
*** Mars changes topic to 'DarkonZero might be an idiot, but- Wait... What was I going to say again? ' | ||
BobIshmael | That's what I'm up to. | |
DarkonZero | Ah...thanks. | |
DarkonZero | :) | |
superspy | MY UNCLE JUST CALLED AND HE WANTS TO TALK YOU, CALL 1 800-SADDAM | |
superspy | wow | |
superspy | that's wit! | |
superspy | (idiots) | |
BobIshmael | Anyone want to see my neato-keen ASCII art I made for DZ? | |
BobIshmael | /play c:\text\mypoem.txt 1500 | |
BobIshmael | Damn. | |
Goku | hahaa | |
BobIshmael | Well? | |
DarkonZero | Sure... | |
superspy | hehe | |
DarkonZero | ASCII boy. | |
BobIshmael | GGGGGG OOOOOO | |
BobIshmael | G G O O | |
BobIshmael | G G O O | |
BobIshmael | G O O | |
BobIshmael | G GGG O O | |
BobIshmael | G G O O | |
DarkonZero | Oh that..... | |
BobIshmael | GGGGGG OOOOOO | |
BobIshmael | TTTTTTT OOOOOO | |
BobIshmael | T O O | |
BobIshmael | T O O | |
BobIshmael | T O O | |
BobIshmael | T O O | |
BobIshmael | T OOOOOO | |
BobIshmael | H H EEEEEE L L | |
BobIshmael | H H E L L | |
BobIshmael | H H E L L | |
Goku | mess up bobs thing | |
Goku | mess up bobs thing | |
BobIshmael | HHHHHH EEEE L L | |
Goku | mess up bobs thing | |
Goku | mess up bobs thing | |
BobIshmael | H H E L L | |
BobIshmael | HEY! | |
Goku | mess up bobs thing | |
BobIshmael | H H E L L | |
Goku | mess up bobs thing | |
BobIshmael | H H EEEEEE LLLLLL LLLLLL | |
Goku | mess up bobs thing | |
* BobIshmael grumbles. | ||
BobIshmael | Again. | |
* superspy laughs and points | ||
BobIshmael | No interruptions. | |
*** Mars sets mode: +m | ||
*** Mars sets mode: -m | ||
BobIshmael | Oh wait. | |
Goku | eheheh! | |
* BobIshmael grumbles again. | ||
BobIshmael | I HATE YOU ALL! | |
*** BobIshmael has left IRC | ||
*** BobIshmael is now known as ShinyBob | ||
superspy | why do you hate us now, bob? | |
ShinyBob | No, he doesn't. He actually loves you all, but can't admit it. | |
*** BobIshmael is on IRC | ||
*** ShinyBob is now known as BobIshmael | ||
BobIshmael | SHUT UP! | |
superspy | bob's losing it, fellas | |
* superspy slips a pill into bob's water bottle | ||
DarkonZero | Why not GliseningBob? | |
BobIshmael | Because I don't glisten. | |
DarkonZero | DAH! | |
DarkonZero | ROADHOUSE IS ON! | |
superspy | run! | |
superspy | "Return of The Comet" (or something like that) was on a few nights ago | |
Goku | I am gonna go now | |
Goku | bye | |
*** Goku has left IRC | ||
*** Goku has quit IRC (buh bye) | ||
BobIshmael | Hmmmm... Two day old pizza or leftover sub sandwich? | |
DarkonZero | Both... | |
BobIshmael | The sub's newer, but I should eat the pizza while it's still good. | |
superspy | how about I take the sub | |
superspy | problem solved | |
BobIshmael | No. | |
*** BobIshmael has left IRC | ||
*** BobIshmael is now known as ShinyBob | ||
ShinyBob | Sure. | |
* superspy thinks he's getting the flu, which sucks because he got the freakin' shot | ||
*** BobIshmael is on IRC | ||
*** ShinyBob is now known as BobIshmael | ||
BobIshmael | NO! | |
* DarkonZero feels like kicking Bob's ass. | ||
* DarkonZero kicks Bob's ass. | ||
BobIshmael | Good for you. | |
BobIshmael | I'm so proud. And I'm sure you parents are, as well. | |
BobIshmael | your. | |
DarkonZero | They are. | |
BobIshmael | I don't doubt it. | |
* superspy annoys N on aim | ||
DarkonZero | How hard is that? | |
superspy | not very, actually | |
DarkonZero | This is "Bob is a complete feeb" Day. | |
superspy | isn't that a *daily* holiday? :) | |
DarkonZero | Pretty much.... | |
BobIshmael | Really? I thought it was "7 years from now, DZ will still be earning minumum wage" day. Guess not. | |
superspy | someone's bitter tonight | |
* superspy sits bob down. let's discuss | ||
DarkonZero | It looks like it. | |
BobIshmael | I'm just peachy. | |
BobIshmael | You? | |
superspy | just swell | |
BobIshmael | That's good. | |
superspy | so what's irking you tonight? | |
superspy | almost get hit by a car again? | |
BobIshmael | No, that actually made me happy. | |
superspy | ooooooook | |
DarkonZero | How dismally pleasing it is. | |
superspy | some flake tried to make a left turn without signaling today. gave me a dirty look like *I* did something wrong by nearly crashing into him when I attempted to go straight | |
superspy | (for the spatially challenged, we were coming from opposite directions) | |
DarkonZero | When in doubt.....flash the finger! | |
superspy | I shot him a dirty look back | |
superspy | ....and called him an asshole through my window | |
DarkonZero | My dad did that to pedestrians.......they were steppingoff the curb to cross the street when the sign had a red hand....... | |
DarkonZero | Told them to get back up on the curb and called all of them assholes. | |
* superspy shakes his head | ||
superspy | only jaywalk when there are NO cars coming, people | |
DarkonZero | All this while making the turn. | |
DarkonZero | Y2K....what a bust..... | |
* superspy shrugs | ||
*** Locdog07 is on IRC | ||
*** Locdog07 has joined #Deep13 | ||
*** Mars sets mode: +o Locdog07 | ||
* Locdog07 pounces into #Deep13 without his stupid luggage case. | ||
DarkonZero | WB Loc. | |
Locdog07 | hullo | |
* Locdog07 frowns | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
superspy | hi loc | |
Locdog07 | hi | |
superspy | what's with the luggage? | |
* Locdog07 taps his foot impatiently | ||
Locdog07 | Idunno | |
* Sound request: can't find 'spyspyspy.wav' | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
* superspy wonders what loc is waiting for | ||
superspy | ah, I know | |
Locdog07 | Ya do? | |
* superspy smacks loc with a rolled up newspaper | ||
Locdog07 | ow | |
* Locdog07 looks at Bob | ||
Locdog07 | lets see, what sounds does Bob have for me to get his attention with... | |
superspy | spy, spy, spy....? | |
* Sound request: can't find 'spyspyspy.wav' | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
* Sound request: can't find 'spyspyspy.wav' | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
Locdog07 | hmmm | |
* Sound request: can't find 'spyspyspy.wav' | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
* Sound request: can't find 'manosbob.wav' | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
* Sound request: can't find 'manosmix.wav' | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | NOOOO! | |
Locdog07 | well how else am I gonna do it? | |
DarkonZero | Bob actually likes that sound. | |
Locdog07 | He does, huh? | |
Locdog07 | Sheesh. | |
Locdog07 | He would. | |
* Locdog07 pings Bob and gets nothing back | ||
* BobIshmael returns. | ||
Locdog07 | huh | |
BobIshmael | Oh, it's Loc! The person who I've been looking forward to talking to for the longest tim! Come, Locdog07, tell me your thoughts! | |
BobIshmael | time. | |
* Locdog07 frowns | ||
BobIshmael | That's a first. | |
DarkonZero | Tim.....who is this Tim? | |
* DarkonZero feels left out. | ||
* DarkonZero frowns. | ||
Locdog07 | aww | |
* Locdog07 hugs DZ | ||
DarkonZero | Awww.... | |
DarkonZero | Thankee. | |
DarkonZero | Bob is a bitter cookiepuss. | |
superspy | hey, loc! | |
superspy | no sugar for me? | |
superspy | *sob* | |
BobIshmael | Bob is peachy keen, goddamnit. | |
* DarkonZero hugs spy. | ||
superspy | aw | |
superspy | thanks | |
* Locdog07 hugs spy | ||
DarkonZero | I'd hug Bob.......but he's a bitter cookiepuss. | |
DarkonZero | Bob is a bad tasting Carvel cake. | |
superspy | aw, thanks (again) | |
BobIshmael | What the hell's a Carvel cake? | |
superspy | carvel is an ice cream shop | |
superspy | they make ice cream cakes, too | |
superspy | one of them is named "cookiepuss" | |
DarkonZero | Beastie Boys made a song about it. | |
DarkonZero | Tom Green is pushing it......he's wearing a shirt that says "Elvis Sucks" at Graceland. | |
Locdog07 | hmmm | |
* superspy wonders how many of his stunts are "forced" by MTV | ||
DarkonZero | Who knows.... | |
superspy | no pictures of cookiepuss on www.carvel.com | |
* superspy shrugs | ||
DarkonZero | Poor Cookiepuss. | |
DarkonZero | And we end it on that. | |
DarkonZero | Thank you. | |
DarkonZero | Now.....to start Team Deep13..... | |
DarkonZero | Team Deep13 only consists of me..... | |
DarkonZero | Damn. | |
DarkonZero | Ain;t much of a team. | |
Locdog07 | hmmmm... | |
superspy | nope | |
DarkonZero | Would you like to be part of it? | |
DarkonZero | Probably nope. | |
DarkonZero | And I kiled it. | |
DarkonZero | killed even. | |
BobIshmael | Is this a Quake team or something? | |
DarkonZero | How'd ya guess? | |
BobIshmael | Magic. | |
DarkonZero | Bitter magic? | |
BobIshmael | Just magic. | |
BobIshmael | Oh, wait.. | |
BobIshmael | I mean, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagiiiiiiiiiiiiic. | |
DarkonZero | Ugh.... | |
Locdog07 | hmmm... | |
superspy | I better go | |
DarkonZero | Never refer to it like that ever again. | |
superspy | I'm not feelin' too hot tonight | |
DarkonZero | Later spy.... | |
DarkonZero | Get well... | |
* superspy hugs bob just to irritate him | ||
Locdog07 | Bye spy | |
superspy | 'night | |
*** BobIshmael has left IRC | ||
*** BobIshmael is now known as ShinyBob | ||
* ShinyBob hugs superspy. | ||
DarkonZero | Oh no... | |
ShinyBob | I love ya', pal! | |
superspy | 'kay | |
* ShinyBob doesn't let go. | ||
superspy | and what does "BobIshmael" say? | |
ShinyBob | Return the love. | |
superspy | uh | |
superspy | hey, dz? | |
superspy | hand me that crowbar? | |
DarkonZero | Yeah? | |
ShinyBob | RETURN THE LOVE! | |
* DarkonZero hands spy a crowbar. | ||
* superspy hugs bob | ||
ShinyBob | Awwwww. | |
* superspy then pries him off | ||
*** BobIshmael is on IRC | ||
*** ShinyBob is now known as BobIshmael | ||
BobIshmael | GET OFF ME! | |
* Locdog07 wonders | ||
superspy | 'night everyone | |
superspy | even you, bob | |
Locdog07 | Byeee | |
DarkonZero | I was actually thinking more of a Team Fortress team. | |
* superspy hands bob some happy-cheery-shiny pills | ||
*** superspy has left #deep13 | ||
DarkonZero | I'd be a engineer. | |
DarkonZero | Spy could be a....well... | |
DarkonZero | Bob.....he could be a medic. | |
*** superspy has left IRC | ||
BobIshmael | Yes... Medic. | |
BobIshmael | I wouldn't have to take a Hippocratic oath, would I? | |
DarkonZero | Naw.... | |
DarkonZero | Loc could be a scout. | |
DarkonZero | Uh.... | |
DarkonZero | everyone else would haveta choose for themselves. | |
Locdog07 | Hmmm. | |
Locdog07 | Huh? | |
DarkonZero | It's a game Loc. | |
DarkonZero | A "capture the flag" type game. | |
DarkonZero | And each player can assume a certain character type. | |
Locdog07 | Hmmmm.... | |
Locdog07 | Whaah? | |
DarkonZero | But thinking about it......we'd lose every match we would have. | |
BobIshmael | Ummmm... Yeah. | |
BobIshmael | Is this Quake still? | |
DarkonZero | Sorta.....Team Fortress uses Half-Life. | |
BobIshmael | There's no way I could run Half-Life on this thing. | |
* Locdog07 doesn't know what's goin' oooon | ||
DarkonZero | I had a idea earlier to start a online gaming team. | |
DarkonZero | It was a bad idea. | |
BobIshmael | It would be a good idea, if I didn't hate MPOGs. | |
BobIshmael | Bad memories. | |
DarkonZero | Do tell... | |
Locdog07 | MPOGs? | |
DarkonZero | Multi Player Online Games. | |
BobIshmael | Multi-Player Online Games. | |
Locdog07 | Oh | |
BobIshmael | Stupid acronym. | |
DarkonZero | Well.....what happened Bob? | |
BobIshmael | Hold on. | |
BobIshmael | http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Grid/2740/rop2.htm | |
BobIshmael | That happened. | |
* Locdog07 watches Bob start singing "Summer lovin'...had-me-a-a-blaaast!" | ||
Locdog07 | What happened? | |
* Locdog07 isn't too fast | ||
DarkonZero | Oh...you had your own team. | |
BobIshmael | Sure. It never went anywhere. | |
Locdog07 | hmmm | |
BobIshmael | We didn't even play a game. | |
DarkonZero | Damn...that musta been a long while back. | |
Locdog07 | "We kept going around and around in a circle in this one room. It's fun!" | |
BobIshmael | Couple years. | |
DarkonZero | A friend of mine had his own clan........but left cause of something. | |
DarkonZero | I forgot what. | |
DarkonZero | Oh.....his teammates blamed him for something. | |
BobIshmael | DZ, speak any foreign languages? | |
DarkonZero | Do I? I speak no other languages. | |
DarkonZero | A little Japanese and Tagalog.... | |
Locdog07 | Hmm. | |
DarkonZero | Oh....I am fluent in nerdspeak. | |
Locdog07 | heh | |
Locdog07 | We all are | |
* Locdog07 shows his Nerdspeak dictionary | ||
DarkonZero | Hey.....where did ya get that? | |
Locdog07 | Uh...Nerd-club | |
DarkonZero | Oh... | |
Locdog07 | Our Nerdmaster taught us the Nerd-handshake, too. | |
* Locdog07 rubs his hand through his greasy hair, wipes his nose, and then shakes DZ's hand. | ||
DarkonZero | Hehe! | |
BobIshmael | Oh. I'll be getting a green eye this Thursday. | |
Locdog07 | Whysat? | |
BobIshmael | Green eye sale. | |
DarkonZero | Oh... | |
Locdog07 | A what? | |
BobIshmael | A green eye sale. | |
Locdog07 | ...which is? | |
DarkonZero | I guess you purchase green eyes. | |
BobIshmael | A place where people sell green eyes for below-normal cost. | |
Locdog07 | oookay | |
Locdog07 | Green eyes? | |
BobIshmael | Yes. | |
BobIshmael | Loc, how would we pronounce "HI-KEEEEEEEEBA!" in French? | |
Locdog07 | hmmm | |
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* DeRaptor leaps into #Deep13 via a perpendicular universe. | ||
BobIshmael | For instance, Spanish would be "JAI-QUIIIIIIBA!" | |
Locdog07 | hullo De | |
*** Mars sets mode: +o DeRaptor | ||
DarkonZero | I'd guess "We suck". | |
BobIshmael | No, that wouldn't work. | |
BobIshmael | Deedily! | |
DeRaptor | It is too Jaiquiba. | |
DarkonZero | And heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's De. | |
Locdog07 | hi De | |
BobIshmael | De, speak any foreign langauges? | |
DeRaptor | Some español. | |
* Locdog07 waits for the onslaught of foreign crap to come spewing out of De's mouth | ||
* DeRaptor glares. | ||
* Locdog07 glares right back | ||
DeRaptor | foreign crap? Look who's talking! | |
* DeRaptor hides. | ||
* DeRaptor snickers evil-like. | ||
DarkonZero | .... | |
* Locdog07 slaps his forehead | ||
BobIshmael | De, "Chief" in Espanol? | |
Locdog07 | Bloody 'ell. | |
* DarkonZero hugs De....just to watch her explode. | ||
BobIshmael | Would it be "jefe"? | |
DeRaptor | Jefe | |
BobIshmael | That's what I thought, | |
BobIshmael | PERIOD | |
BobIshmael | }! | |
BobIshmael | AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH | |
BobIshmael | !! | |
* Locdog07 slaps Bob | ||
* BobIshmael coughs. | ||
Locdog07 | Calm down! | |
* DeRaptor shoots a squirt gun in DZ's face and runs. | ||
Locdog07 | Calm down!¬ | |
* BobIshmael inhales. | ||
* BobIshmael exhales. | ||
DarkonZero | Damn.....she didn't explode. | |
BobIshmael | Period. | |
BobIshmael | Loc, "Chief" in French? | |
Locdog07 | just a sec | |
DarkonZero | Oh...and De.....Bob is being a bitter cookiepuss tonight. | |
BobIshmael | You're using BabelFish, aren't you? | |
Locdog07 | principal | |
Locdog07 | No. | |
BobIshmael | Seriously? | |
Locdog07 | Seriously. | |
Locdog07 | Sheesh. | |
BobIshmael | Principal. | |
Locdog07 | No, principal | |
DarkonZero | Principle? | |
Locdog07 | No. | |
BobIshmael | Ooookay, BabelFish translates that as "The main thing." | |
Locdog07 | BabelFish sucks. | |
BobIshmael | Yes. | |
BobIshmael | De, "Bite me, it's fun!" in Spanish? | |
BobIshmael | Without the use of BabelFish. | |
Locdog07 | In certain contexts it means "The main thing", but in most it means "Master" or "Leader" or "Chief" | |
BobIshmael | "Loc, how would we pronounce "HI-KEEEEEEEEBA!" in French?" | |
Locdog07 | Uhhh... | |
BobIshmael | Didn't answer me. | |
Locdog07 | "He-keeba!" I guess. | |
BobIshmael | Any accent marks? | |
Locdog07 | idunno | |
Locdog07 | You asked me how to pronounce it | |
* BobIshmael shakes his head. | ||
BobIshmael | "Par ce temps, mes poumons faisaient mal pour l'air!" Make sense? | |
Locdog07 | What's it meant to mean? | |
BobIshmael | "By this time, my lung's were aching for air." | |
BobIshmael | lungs, even. | |
Locdog07 | "By this time, my lungs were bad for air" | |
BobIshmael | What should it be? | |
Locdog07 | Which in French would mean you have lung pain, yes. | |
BobIshmael | Okay then. | |
Locdog07 | They tend to just shove "mal" in when you're ill or hurting. | |
DarkonZero | MUST KILL! | |
BobIshmael | Sounds like the French. | |
DarkonZero | FRENCH! | |
DeRaptor | It reeks of the French. | |
DarkonZero | KILL FRENCH! | |
BobIshmael | Poussez le bouton, Frank." | |
BobIshmael | "Poussez le bouton, Frank." | |
BobIshmael | Errr... Wait.. | |
BobIshmael | "Poussez le Bouton, Frank." | |
BobIshmael | There we are. Make sense? | |
DarkonZero | I will kill the French by saying butter in Japanese..... | |
Locdog07 | Hmm. | |
DarkonZero | Bataa. | |
Locdog07 | Depends on how Dr. F would refer to Frank. | |
Locdog07 | He'd treat him as an inferior, yes? | |
BobIshmael | He would call him "Frank." | |
Locdog07 | that's not what I mean | |
BobIshmael | Yes, it is. | |
Locdog07 | I think your sentence is fine. | |
BobIshmael | KEEN! | |
DeRaptor | Hey! That's my word now! | |
* DeRaptor beats Bob up. | ||
BobIshmael | I don't think so. | |
DarkonZero | NEATO! | |
BobIshmael | That The Tick's word, I rented it for the day. | |
DarkonZero | And now for something complete DarkonZero-ish. | |
DarkonZero | Blah. | |
BobIshmael | De, "Bite me, it's fun!" in Spanish? | |
DeRaptor | "Muérdeme, es divertido!" | |
BobIshmael | Loc, in French? | |
Locdog07 | Uhh...just a sec | |
Locdog07 | I have to think what bite is | |
Locdog07 | Would "eat" count? | |
BobIshmael | Sure. | |
BobIshmael | Change the topic, DZ. | |
*** Mars sets mode: +o DarkonZero | ||
-Mars- You are opped by BobIshmael. | ||
DeRaptor | "Eat me, it's fun"....nnnno. | |
Locdog07 | uhh... | |
DeRaptor | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! | |
DarkonZero | ..... | |
DarkonZero | No comment. | |
BobIshmael | "Mordez-moi, il est amusement."? | |
Locdog07 | Hmmm. I'd replace amusement with "amusant" | |
BobIshmael | Why's that? | |
Locdog07 | That's "Bite me, it's funny!" what you got. My version is "Fun" not "Funny" | |
Locdog07 | And replace "Il est" with "C'est" | |
BobIshmael | "Mordez-moi, C'est amusant." | |
Locdog07 | Yeah | |
BobIshmael | Hi-keeba in French? | |
Locdog07 | Uhhh. I wouldn't know. It'd prolly be the same. | |
BobIshmael | Are French Hs the same as English ones? | |
BobIshmael | Or Ks, for that matter. | |
BobIshmael | Or Es. | |
Locdog07 | Hmm... | |
BobIshmael | Or Is. | |
Locdog07 | You could say "ai-qeeba!" | |
BobIshmael | And that would be pronounced as "HI-KEEBA"? | |
Locdog07 | Without the H. | |
Locdog07 | French people don't say "Hhhh" | |
Locdog07 | Their mouths are too numb from lack of washing | |
BobIshmael | Well, the English are too lazy to pronounce Rs for the same reason. | |
DarkonZero | And all that wine drinking. | |
Locdog07 | And the Americans leave out pretty much any letter they want for that reason./ | |
BobIshmael | Hey, we're the world's only remaining superpower! We'll pronounce words however we damn well please! | |
Locdog07 | Bleh. | |
* BobIshmael wonders if he should bother with German. | ||
DarkonZero | Uh....how the hell did I get ops? | |
DarkonZero | Nevermind. | |
BobIshmael | Change the topic. | |
DarkonZero | Uh..... | |
DarkonZero | No...I rather like it. | |
BobIshmael | Suit yourself. | |
DarkonZero | I'm dumb like that. | |
BobIshmael | "Betätigen Sie die Taste, Frank." translates, via BabelFish, as "Press the key, Frank." | |
DarkonZero | And we end it with some lessons in German..... | |
DarkonZero | Thank you.... | |
Locdog07 | heh | |
BobIshmael | Go to hell. | |
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*** BobIshmael is now known as ShinyBob | ||
ShinyBob | He doesn't mean that. | |
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*** ShinyBob is now known as BobIshmael | ||
BobIshmael | Yes, I do! | |
DarkonZero | I'd like to go.....but they banned me. | |
DarkonZero | And now we end it with me not goint to hell.... | |
DarkonZero | Thank you.... | |
Locdog07 | goint! | |
DarkonZero | GOINT! | |
DarkonZero | "GOINT! | |
DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
Locdog07 | And now we end it with us saying Goint... | |
DarkonZero | Thank you.... | |
*** DarkonZero sets mode: -o DarkonZero | ||
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Breakout"4,1 | ||
* DeRaptor glares at the awful wave of spam on the BBoard. | ||
DeRaptor | He keeps saying "Puppet f***ers". | |
DarkonZero | It's expected. | |
* Locdog07 hides the blow-up-Pinnochio | ||
DeRaptor | ewwwww | |
DarkonZero | ..... | |
DarkonZero | I have no comment. | |
BobIshmael | What are those Greek people called? The ones of the lower and most abundant class? | |
BobIshmael | De, you're a college graduate, you should know this. | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Aurora"4,1 | ||
BobIshmael | Plebians! Nevermind. | |
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DarkonZero | Bob is stockpiling words that he could use in the future. | |
BobIshmael | Good one. | |
DarkonZero | That nick looks like the name of a Swiss candy bar. | |
DarkonZero | Topepl'.....it's good! | |
DeRaptor | plebians? Or are those romans? | |
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BobIshmael | There we are. | |
BobIshmael | Column done. | |
DarkonZero | Uh....in animation news.....Warner Bros Features sold the rights to air "The Iron Giant" to Cartoon Network and TNT...... | |
Locdog07 | Neat. | |
DarkonZero | Seeing that both are owned by Warner Bros. | |
Locdog07 | Cartoon Network... | |
BobIshmael | I thought Turner owned both. | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of the 14,1Foo Fighters'14,16,0:6,04,1"Learn To Fly"4,1 | ||
DarkonZero | No.... | |
DarkonZero | wait... | |
DarkonZero | Uh yeah. | |
Locdog07 | heh | |
DarkonZero | He owns both with Warner Bros. | |
* DeRaptor looks at her Iron Giant DVD. | ||
DarkonZero | A co-partnership....er something. | |
* Sound request: can't find 'gazillion.wav' | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
* Sound request: can't find 'blahblah.wav' | ||
[Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
DeRaptor | eeenh. | |
DeRaptor | Can I shoot that chick? | |
Locdog07 | She's in Iron Giant. | |
Locdog07 | So, uh, if you want | |
DeRaptor | Ohhh...is that the one chick who was the mom? | |
DeRaptor | Go figure. | |
DarkonZero | Aniston.... | |
Locdog07 | yeh | |
Locdog07 | She was also on South Park. | |
* Locdog07 shudders | ||
DeRaptor | hmm. | |
DarkonZero | Harry Connick, Jr. did a great job on that movie. | |
DarkonZero | No sign of "Hope Floats" to be seen. | |
DarkonZero | Men In Black : The Series had a 110% ratings boost. | |
* DeRaptor d/ls the bootleg of "Become a Robot" from http://www.twistid.com/tmbg/songs-all.cfm | ||
DarkonZero | I quit watching it......cause it's a "more-of-the-same" toon. | |
BobIshmael | Well, the female MiB is pretty attractive... Is what Cam would say. | |
Locdog07 | Uhhh... | |
BobIshmael | Yeah, Cam's messed up. | |
Locdog07 | He is indeed...... | |
[BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
DeRaptor | Cam has a thing for cartoon chicks, 'tseems. | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of They Might Be Giants':"Become A Robot" | ||
* DeRaptor hides all copies of "Who Framed Roger Rabbit". | ||
Locdog07 | heh...ewww | |
Locdog07 | www.jessicarabbit.com (DON'T GO THERE!!!" | |
Locdog07 | ) | |
Locdog07 | No. | |
Locdog07 | Bad site. | |
Locdog07 | Do not. | |
Locdog07 | Do not. | |
DarkonZero | Thanks De......for that damn image of Cam watching "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?". | |
DeRaptor | heehee. | |
[DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
Locdog07 | Hmm...whee | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of They Might Be Giants':"Doctor Worm" | ||
DarkonZero | To continue...... | |
DarkonZero | Thanks De for the oncoming nightmares! | |
DarkonZero | Thank you VERY MUCH! | |
DarkonZero | As if I needed the sleep! | |
DeRaptor | Your welcome! Any time! | |
* DarkonZero hugs De. | ||
DeRaptor | yaaag! | |
DarkonZero | Tee hee! | |
* DeRaptor hides in the rafters and throws banana peels at folks. | ||
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of They Might Be Giants':"Don't Let's Start" | ||
* Locdog07 gets hit by Uma Thurman (ick) in tight leather clothes | ||
Locdog07 | You threw an Emma Peel by mistake, y'moron | |
DarkonZero | Ugh.... | |
DeRaptor | uy. | |
* DarkonZero ponder buying the "Call of Cthulhu" RPG when he goes to B. Dalton. | ||
Locdog07 | Hmmm. | |
BobIshmael | DZ, get opf.gif? Or was it .jpg? | |
BobIshmael | And that goes for Loc, as well. | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of They Might Be Giants':"Sleeping In The Flowers" | ||
DeRaptor | yes, I did. Unfortunately. | |
Locdog07 | Huh? | |
DarkonZero | Why Bob? | |
BobIshmael | First, http://terribleclaw.com/DeRaptor/010300strip.shtml | |
BobIshmael | You'll see once you read that... And I send the image to you. | |
BobIshmael | Say when. | |
DarkonZero | Ok....who? | |
Locdog07 | I'd already read that | |
BobIshmael | I should've added "Vulcan", too. | |
Locdog07 | That's scary. | |
Locdog07 | You look like Michael Myers from Halloween, Bob. | |
Locdog07 | And Satan. | |
DeRaptor | But aren't you a Vulcan Oriental Pirate, Bob? | |
DarkonZero | Actually...that's rather amusing! | |
BobIshmael | No, De, I am not. | |
DarkonZero | Good work Bob! | |
DeRaptor | Yes you are! | |
DeRaptor | You can't fool me! | |
* DeRaptor points at Bob's spock ears. | ||
BobIshmael | Uh... Farm accident. | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Engineers"4,1 | ||
Locdog07 | Two chickens did something and suddenly his ears were pointed. | |
DeRaptor | suuuure. | |
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DarkonZero | Bob.....never stick your head in a hay bailer! | |
BobIshmael | At least DZ picked up the stupid ref. | |
* BobIshmael freezes | ||
DarkonZero | When I first saw the pic......I though of making a "Ghegis Khan" comment. | |
BobIshmael | Period. | |
DeRaptor | Loc says bye | |
DarkonZero | I wonder why he left in such a hurry..... | |
DarkonZero | Oh well.... | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Metal"4,1 | ||
* BobIshmael makes use of his dusty snowboarding gear and Old Navy (SUCKS) sweatshirt. | ||
BobIshmael | That's what I'm wearing, DZ. And it's grey, not purple. | |
DarkonZero | Is it good to say "What the hell do you want?" to a customer? | |
* DeRaptor throws boiling oil on Bob. | ||
DeRaptor | Only if you're a huge surly biker, DZ. | |
DarkonZero | Cause I did that.....and the guy didn't catch on. | |
DarkonZero | Hey Bob......nice penmanship. | |
BobIshmael | Thank you, | |
BobIshmael | PERIOD! | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Me! I Disconnect From You (LIVE)"4,1 | ||
DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
DarkonZero | Wrong song. | |
DeRaptor | new comic is up. | |
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 14,1Gary Numan's14,16,0:6,04,1"Remember I Was Vapour (LIVE)"4,1 | ||
DarkonZero | Oh goodie! | |
DarkonZero | Let's go see! | |
DarkonZero | Actually....i'll look later. | |
BobIshmael | Yes, let's! | |
DarkonZero | i'm lazy like that. | |
BobIshmael | "Let's overdose on some bad herion!" | |
BobIshmael | Yes... Let's... | |
DarkonZero | Should we? | |
DarkonZero | Ok! | |
DeRaptor | It's fun! Um...I think. | |
* DarkonZero remembers getting some bad Kool-Aid....... | ||
DarkonZero | Oh..... | |
DarkonZero | What a nightmare. | |
BobIshmael | DZ: http://www.angryflower.com/therap.gif | |
DarkonZero | Ok! | |
* DeRaptor laughs at therap.gif | ||
DeRaptor | That gorsh darn flower... | |
DarkonZero | Oh...wasn't that swell? | |
DarkonZero | Let's all think that was swell? | |
DarkonZero | ? to ! | |
DeRaptor | yes, let's! | |
DeRaptor | So...I guess my dumb comic'll look kinda stupid now... | |
DeRaptor | damn you Bob;. | |
DeRaptor | -; | |
DeRaptor | stupid keyboard. | |
DarkonZero | Uh...I haven't seen it.... | |
DeRaptor | Damn you keyboard. | |
DarkonZero | And i'm open to anything. | |
BobIshmael | De, no offense, but you can't compete with the Flower. | |
DeRaptor | I know. | |
* DeRaptor sobs. | ||
DeRaptor | I'm a frickin' HACK! | |
* DeRaptor sacrifices fertilizer to the flower. | ||
DarkonZero | That's why I'm just doing "The Visual Adventures of Ultra Dork".....no words at all. | |
* BobIshmael might be able to compete with the Flower, if he(Ishmael) could draw. | ||
DarkonZero | Bob and his stick figures.... | |
DeRaptor | Yeah, to yourself. | |
BobIshmael | To myself? | |
DarkonZero | Hey....you still have that drawing of me as Pastor Zero? | |
BobIshmael | Maybe. Let me check. | |
DeRaptor | funny to your SELF you would be you ninny...erm...damn the lateness of the hour is damaging my cerebrum again. | |
DarkonZero | I miss my big yellow tie with polkadots. | |
BobIshmael | She's drunk again. | |
DarkonZero | Tisk....tisk. | |
DarkonZero | Bad De! | |
* DarkonZero smacks De. | ||
* DeRaptor rips DZ's trachea out. | ||
DarkonZero | YEAH!\ | |
* DeRaptor looks at the trachea. | ||
DarkonZero | She loves it. | |
DeRaptor | I think I'll charbroil it...yeah...that's it. *hic* | |
DarkonZero | Awww.... | |
DarkonZero | YEAH! | |
DarkonZero | MY TIE! | |
DarkonZero | WOO! | |
DeRaptor | *iccup.* want some Darkon trachea burgers, Bobby? | |
BobIshmael | We got any mustard? | |
DarkonZero | My tie... | |
DeRaptor | An' what' the 'ell's with teh stick figur, ol' chaperoonio? | |
DarkonZero | It's mustard yellow. | |
* DeRaptor must be drunk, she's rotfl at that stick figure drawing. | ||
BobIshmael | That's DZ, De. | |
* DarkonZero smiles.... | ||
DarkonZero | See the resemblance? | |
BobIshmael | That should be on the shirt. | |
DarkonZero | Ugh....that reminds me...... | |
BobIshmael | Speaking of which... De, draw anyone else? | |
DarkonZero | I should remove that picture of my scanned face from one of my sites. | |
BobIshmael | DZ, can I have it? | |
DarkonZero | Are you sure you want it? | |
DeRaptor | Uhh...noet yet. | |
DeRaptor | LOOK! STUPIDITY!: http://terribleclaw.com/DeRaptor/current.gif | |
BobIshmael | Why not? | |
DarkonZero | Ok.... | |
BobIshmael | Well, get to it, De. | |
DeRaptor | Well, who should I draw? | |
DeRaptor | I should draw 'ku. Pyro anime characters...eesh. | |
BobIshmael | Draw a stick figure of DZ. Make sure it's hollow. | |
BobIshmael | There's already one of Loc somewhere, isn't there? | |
DeRaptor | yeh. | |
BobIshmael | AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! | |
DarkonZero | I knew it.... | |
BobIshmael | AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! | |
DeRaptor | ! | |
DarkonZero | Never scan your head when you're bored. | |
* DeRaptor hides. | ||
* DeRaptor wonders what Bob's problem is. | ||
DarkonZero | I know... | |
BobIshmael | De, you don't want to know. | |
DarkonZero | He just got the picture of my scanned head. | |
BobIshmael | Okay... We need a stick figure of DZ. | |
BobIshmael | I need to find Loc's picture.. | |
DarkonZero | I got it. | |
BobIshmael | What the is Callipy? | |
BobIshmael | Oh, right. We need a drawing of Callipgius. | |
BobIshmael | DZ, send. | |
DarkonZero | The one of Loc? | |
DarkonZero | Ok. | |
BobIshmael | Yeah. | |
* DeRaptor yawns. | ||
* DarkonZero shoves a pineapple in De's gaping hole of a mouth. | ||
BobIshmael | He's leaning too far forward in the pelvic area. He's going to have to be on the far left. | |
BobIshmael | Damn, that's where I wanted to be. | |
* DeRaptor crunches the pineapple in two and eyes DZ. | ||
DarkonZero | I want to be center of center.... | |
DeRaptor | So...anybody seen my dumb comic yet, eh? | |
DarkonZero | Uh...no....sorry. | |
BobIshmael | Yes, De. | |
BobIshmael | This one wasn't bad, but it didn't make me laugh either. | |
BobIshmael | Bring back the sassy robot. | |
DeRaptor | Hmm. Well...you smell. That must be it. | |
DeRaptor | He's coming, he's coming. | |
BobIshmael | Hey, that was constructive criticism! | |
DarkonZero | Bob....it was more like deconstructive criticism. | |
DeRaptor | So was mine! | |
DarkonZero | Silence befall #Deep13......what shall they do?!? | |
* DarkonZero tries not to fall asleep like he did earlier...... | ||
* DeRaptor sprays mace in DZ's eyeballs. | ||
DarkonZero | Like that hasn't happened before..... | |
DarkonZero | Uh....nevermind. | |
BobIshmael | Hey, did you even draw you yet, De? | |
DeRaptor | Um.... | |
DeRaptor | http://terribleclaw.com/DeRaptor/de.gif | |
BobIshmael | Your silence says more than words ever will. | |
BobIshmael | Or no... Wait. It doesn't. | |
DarkonZero | Well....it does....to a point. | |
DeRaptor | well, Idunno about the rest of you, but I'M going to bed now. | |
DarkonZero | Good Night! | |
DarkonZero | Bye Bye! | |
DeRaptor | night you. | |
* DeRaptor slinks out. | ||
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*** DeRaptor has quit IRC (I could never sleep my way to the top, cuz my alarm clock always wakes me right up...) | ||
DarkonZero | Well.... | |
[BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | Look what you did Mr. Ishmael! | |
[BobIshmael SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | And thanks for that pleasing noise. | |
DarkonZero | Hmm.... | |
[SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | Any new CON plans? | |
[SOUND] | ||
DarkonZero | Uh oh....I killed him. | |
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DarkonZero | Yup...I killed him.... | |
*** BobIshmael is on IRC | ||
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BobIshmael | Damn server. | |
DarkonZero | Good...I didn't kill ya. | |
BobIshmael | Pardon? | |
DarkonZero | I thought I killed ya. | |
*** Mars changes topic to 'You damned blue-collar tweekers are the backbone of this server. ' | ||
BobIshmael | Damn, I need music. | |
BobIshmael | I think I'll scam BMG some how. | |
DarkonZero | Hehe.... | |
BobIshmael | Is it just me or does Primus rock beyond all belief? | |
DarkonZero | They rock. | |
BobIshmael | Indeed they do. | |
DarkonZero | Well....I hate to leave ya...but I'm getting ol...er...sleepy. | |
DarkonZero | See ya later.... | |
DarkonZero | Say goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.! | |
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
*** Disconnected | ||
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