#Deep13.ZiRC.20020718.log

Session Start: Thu Jul 18 17:50:44 2002
Session Ident: #Deep13
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* Set by Min on Thu Jul 18 13:28:09
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CalDZ!
* Cal is on IRC
* DarkonZero is on IRC
* DarKrow is on IRC
* Min is on IRC
* Ocean-Saurian is on IRC
* Sentroid91 is on IRC
@Sentroid91YO YO!
@Sentroid91You down the the Pee Pants, DeeZ?
@MinDEEZEE!!!
TonicBHhi
DarkonZeroHello.
* DarkonZero pisses on Sent...
DarkonZeroIs that down enough?
@Sentroid91?
@Sentroid91Uh... that didn't happen.
* @Sentroid91 sends DeeZ to Pizzaland.
@Minpull up yer boxers, DeeZee. we dun wanna see your one-eyed hamster.
* DarkonZero covers his powercore
@Sentroid91<The Pope> KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS!!!!!!
@Minheh!
* TonicBH smacks Min.
TonicBHIt's MONSTER. One-eyed MONSTER
DarkonZeroNeverwinter Nights...fun game.
Calew
@Sentroid91ONE EYED MONSTER! STEP RIGHT UP AND SEE THE ONE EYED MONSTER!
@Minpower core? eew.... I've never heard THAT euphemism before.
CalI am running a 12PartyBoard  version: v1.4beta server. type "/party 216.170.249.221" to connect or !partyinfo for more information
TonicBH!partyinfo
Cal12PartyBoard: A shared whiteboard for mIRC. 12Currently connected: Cal 12Latest version: v1.4beta http://www2.uic.edu/~jarend2/mirc/#pb
DarkonZeroIn Neverwinter Nights....I get to see alot of one-eyed monsters.
DarkonZeroI was having fun in the game.....until my character died.
@Sentroid91I'm starting to get additcted to Warcraft 3. We have it at work.
DarKrowisn't that always the way
@Sentroid91FOR HONOR!!!!
CalI am running a 12PartyBoard  version: v1.4beta server. type "/party 216.170.249.221" to connect or !partyinfo for more information
Caloop
DarkonZero<Sent> What? You want to buy a Gamecu...HUH? I'm busy here...Warcraft 3!!! My farms need tending to.
@Minhee.
@Sentroid91We don't sell Nintendo stuff. :P
DarkonZeroSears...we hate Nintendo.
@Sentroid91yep
@Sentroid91cheap bastards.
@Minhee.
TonicBH<Sent> What? You want to buy a PS2...HUH? I'm busy here...Warcraft 3!!! My farms need tending to.
@Sentroid91There are no farms in Warcraft 3. :P
DarkonZeroUmmm....I hear otherwise.
TonicBHfine, you mock yourself then.
@Minas do I. hee...
DarKrowI'm uh... addicted to Rollercoaster Tycoon
@MinHAHA
TonicBHI was addicted to Ragnarok online before I removed it -_-
@MinI'm downloadin' that right now. They're on beta stage 2, now.
TonicBHyes
@Minstupid beta testers keep on thinking that it's supposed to be bug-less. hee...
* TonicBH goes and tries to download it again
DarkonZeroI played Rollercoaster Tycoon....named most of my rides after "pukin'".
TonicBHdamn fun game, too
DarKrowRCT becomes 10000% more fun with a trainer and a blank map
TonicBHI think I'm a 17/15 Merchant.... but I haven't played in a while
@MinI'll send you the beta2 client when I'm done downloading it. And the patches.
TonicBHyou don't have to
@Minso ya dun have to download them off of the patch server, x_x
TonicBHbut if you wanna...
@Mincuz Gravity's FTP servers are bogged down as it is.
* DarKrow listens to Polysics - Eno
TonicBHyes =/
@MinI'm surprised that it's still plugging along at 24 kbps... heh.
TonicBHironic that RO was mentioned at an MB I was at... and I know a few people from that board and sometimes see them on RO.
DarkonZeroIn order to install NWN on the bucket I'm using....I had to remove alot of games. I unistalled Unreal, Unreal Tourney, GTA2, Tribes, Tribes 2....and some others.
@Minget another hard drive, silly muppet.
DarkonZeroSoldier of Fortune 2 multiplayer is fun.
* Cal opens frontpage to work on his website some more
DarkonZeroThat was another game I installed.
@MinI see.
DarKrowI shouldn't install anything until I get a replacement CD Burner
DarKrowthen I can clear out all my MP3s and Videos and such
DarkonZeroDoD 3.0 is cool too.
CalAnyone here have seen the Mahir webpage?
DarKrowI have 7.5 GB of MP3s, Videos, and related garbage
CalAs in the Turkish cassanova?
@Minne.
CalHe's worse than omega
@Minhee.
DarkonZeroShit...I HL, HL: OppForce, HL: Blue Shift, TF(C) 1.5, Counter-Strike, DoD 3.0, Deathmatch Classic, S&I, Front Line Force, Firearms, and Desert Crisis install...alot of HL stuff.
Calhttp://cztoondb.tripod.com/orlockmahir.htm
@Minhee.
@Min7,1Min's Holographic Quote Projector! --> 14,1*Greidanus reveals her bust... uh, but still with a shirt on * DarKrow examines the bust <Sentroid91> DarKrow: Bust Inspector
DarkonZeroDAMMIT! When will Song Fight get a new battle started.
DarkonZero. to ?
* Ocean-Saurian listens to "Tie me Kangaroo down sport"
@Minlessee.. This sounds odd: "My tall 1.84 cm (6.2 feet)"
* DarKrow listens to Polysics - Kasugai
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Yellow Lasers"4,16,0 from 6,014,1MC Frontalot14,16,0.6,0
CalDamn
CalThe page is funnier when you see the original
@Minhee.
@Min7,1Min's Holographic Quote Projector! --> 14,1<TServo4> Greid has a crush on Joel. <JoMomma> no, greid CRUSHED Joel
DarkonZeroNO CRUSHING JOEL!
Ocean-SaurianO_o
@Minhee...
@Min7,1Min's Holographic Quote Projector! --> 14,1<Greidanus> I wanna be the girl with the most cake! * Greidanus hits herself <Greidanus> I should not quote Hole.<Locdog07> don't hit yourself, greid * JoMomma read that as * Greidanus eats herself <Greidanus> I'm not cake encrusted! <Locdog07> wow. <JoMomma> well I hope not <JoMomma> <GreidanuSlimJim> EAT MEEEEE
Ocean-Saurianyeah no crushing me!
DarkonZeroThe term "Eat Me" sees a whole new level.
@Minheh.
TonicBH[TonicBQuote] - [5] <Luckett_X> i took 6 photo;s of the bread <Luckett_X> after yelling at the waitress "THIS IS DAMN GOOD BREAD" (#srb2, Mysteria) [11 quotes]
TonicBHmy quoter has a very small amount of quotes
TonicBH[TonicBQuote] - Quote containing "[11]" - [11] <@Sonikku> I ended up playing with two overt lesbians on Nexus last night. <@Sonikku> I've never seen the 'Kiss' emoticon used so frequentely. (#srb2, Mysteria) - [Number of Quotes found: 1 out of 11 total quotes]
@Min7,1Min's Holographic Quote Projector! --> 14,1<DeRaptor> howabout...um...cockatoos? <Timmyling> Reticulated Python? <CallipyG> they taste like chicken!
TonicBHone of my better
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Alien Communication"4,16,0 from 6,014,1The Magic Pacer14,16,0.6,0
@Min7,1Min's Holographic Quote Projector! --> 14,1<KatLady> You walked Loc's plank, Charlie Brown * KatLady runs!
* @Min has 314 quotes
@Min7,1Min's Holographic Quote Projector! --> 14,1<jasoN> Sent requires all of his quotes to feature him
* TonicBH obviously, has 10 sucky quotes
@Mintee-hee.
TonicBHand one is a test message
@Min7,1Min's Holographic Quote Projector! --> 14,1* TServo4 would order a pie, but it's a little late... <Sentroid91> <TServo4> Hair pie! <Greidanus> <TServo4> Erotic pie! <DarKrow> <TServo4> Poontang Pie! <TServo4> mmm <TServo4> sounds tasty. <TServo4> er...
DarKrowstupid quoters
@MinHAHA
* @Min quotes all over DK
* DarkonZero has no quotes....he lost them in the "Great Quote Fire" of '73.
TonicBHjeez, DeeK, it's not like they're trying to make love to you...
TonicBHhehe
* DarKrow washes off Min's quotes
@MinWhen DK went "temporarily" insane and set fire to the Internet.
DarKrowdon't do that again
DarKrowI wasn't online in 73
@MinIt's a joke, foo'
DarkonZeroNeither was I.
DarKrowI didn't get online until 78, when Devo released their first album
@Minonly the FBI was, foo's
* TonicBH gets out an "IDIOT" stamp and stamps it on DK's forehead
DarKrowyou forgot to ink it
@MinYAY
DarKrow*runs*
* @Min trips DK.
DarKrow*keeps running*
* TonicBH inks it and stamps it on DK's forehead
* @Min keeps tripping...
@Minw00t!
DarkonZeroMormons...just one "m" ahead of being morons.
DarKrowI can't hear you, Min's tripping.
TonicBHheh
@Sentroid91Good morron to you
@MinDun make me get out the physicist.
DarKrowphysicist?
@Sentroid911,9Quote containing "morron":9,1 <Halo09> which color acura emblem shall i place on the rear of my car? <Sentroid[SLEEPING]> i don't know... but i'm being hounded to bed <Sentroid[SLEEPING]> as well I should <Sentroid[SLEEPING]> again... good morron <Sentroid[SLEEPING]> er <Sentroid[SLEEPING]> morrow <Halo09> lol. 1,9Number of Quotes found: 1
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Speed Queen (Kid Whatever Hyundai Beats Mix)"4,16,0 from 6,014,1MC Frontalot14,16,0.6,0
* Gordon_Freeman (asia@ZiRC-38179.ply.adelphia.net) has joined #Deep13
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Gordon_Freeman
* @Gordon_Freeman charges into the room, wearing his trademarked orange HEV and carrying a M4, dives behind the couch and listens for any 4EVIL afoot!
* @Gordon_Freeman breathes a sigh of relief, crawls over the couch and sits there, waiting for further instruction from Min.
@Sentroid91ah. Gordon Jackson.
@Gordon_FreemanFreeman.
@Sentroid91*boom*
DarkonZeroAction Jackson?
Calhttp://mahir.virtualave.net/
* @Gordon_Freeman smacks his forehead.
@Minuh... yay?
DarKrow*idles*
* @Gordon_Freeman blinks.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Positive Contact"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Deltron 303014,16,0.6,0
* Cal slaps Cal around a bit with a large trout
* @Min sics Gordon on the idling little crow.
* DarkonZero idles his car.
TonicBHxquote, search helluva far
@Sentroid91There are no quotes containing helluva far. But thank you for playing.
* DarkonZero idles his car...helluva far?
* @Gordon_Freeman skewers DarKrow on a crowabr and roasts him over a campfire.
@Gordon_FreemanA nice deviation from the usual pasty-green shit that is headcrab...
TonicBHsomeone had a quote of me being thrown helluva far by N, with me responding with "Damn you, N!"
* DarkonZero goes to d/l the Magic: The Gathering Online games....then realizes why bother paying for virtual cards.
* @Min chucks a bottle of barbecue sauce to Gordon.
@Gordon_FreemanMmmm... hickory.
Calheh
* @Gordon_Freeman douses DeeK in barbecue sauce.
CalIn Mahir's story, he tells about a time when someone came to his house from south america to kill him
@Min<Servo> Young, wood-smoked Aryan man.
@MinHeeeeey.. whenever the hell Anon comes in here, I'm gonna roast him, too!
TonicBHAryan Man, Aryan man, wood-smoked like a young man can...
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"If You Must (Dan The Automator Remix)"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Del The Funky Homosapien14,16,0.6,0
@Mino.O
Calhttp://www.ikissyou.org/adultusent/b58.jpg
TonicBHAnon Man, Anon Man, the bisexualist of all the bisexual man
DarkonZeroCal loves Mahir.
TonicBHnonono, Cal IS Mahir.
Caldamnit
CalI'm making fun of Mahir
DarkonZeroWE EXPOSED HIM!
Calfuck oui
Calerr, you
TonicBH<Cal> I KISS YOU... whoops
@Minhah.
* Sound request: can't find 'citylights.wav'
[Cal SOUND]
* @Gordon_Freeman takes a big bite outta DeeK.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"I Feel So"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Box Car Racer14,16,0.6,0
@Gordon_FreemanDammit... why does he taste like headcrab... with barbecue sauce?
@MinGO SPEED RACER
DarkonZeroNothing like a mouthful of DeeK, eh?
TonicBHbecause you poured barbecue sauce on him before you took that bite?
@Gordon_FreemanCrows aren't supposed to taste like headcrab! Idunno what they _should_, but not headcrab.
* @Gordon_Freeman plucks a the rest of the feathers from DK.
DarkonZero<The Army> DOWNLOAD THE ARMY GAME NOW OR WE'LL DRAFT YA!!!
TonicBHin bed
* Ocean-Saurian (Joel@ZiRC-24115.ipt.aol.com) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
* Ocean-Saurian has left IRC
@Sentroid91no
@Gordon_FreemanHuh... damn army.
DarkonZeroWell....I think Cal beat Sent in the filesize of sounds...the one I'm getting is 3.02 MB.
CalIt's 10 minutes long
@Sentroid91that's why I stopped accepting them
@MinUh... why?
CalIt was 52 MB before I compressed it
@Mino_O
@Sentroid91and I suppose that helps?
DarkonZeroWell...if it's ten minutes it explains it.
CalYes
@Min7,1Min's Holographic Quote Projector! --> 14,1<netz> I'm a cow. * Sentroid91 milks netz * Sentroid91 throws milk at people <DeRaptor> that's...not...milk...
CalStill..
CalIt sounds pretty good
@Sentroid91While you're at it Cal... why don't you go compress Stairway to Heaven and November Rain and send them to all of us?
CalIt's from PCM
DarkonZeroSent has sound that are like 3 seconds and are like 74 MB.
@Minheheh
@Sentroid91where?
CalIs are likely when?
DarkonZeroj/k
@Sentroid91Don't make me put you in the melterium.
CalI gots DSL, so it's not like it takes a while
@Sentroid91that's not the point
CalDZ is almost finished
CalWho is Gordy?
DarkonZeroI know Cal.
Calyay
@Sentroid91Some of us have 2 gigs of hard drive... and would like to keep some of it free
Cal3 MB isn't going to hurt nothing.
DarkonZero<Cal> If my DSL modem had a extra port on it...I'd stick my di...er....hehehe....nevrmind.
@Gordon_FreemanWouldn't you like to know.
DarKrowWTF is this?
[Cal SOUND]
@Sentroid91November Rain
Calmuzak
* @Gordon_Freeman does a spit take
DarKrow*tries to remember if he has sounds turned off in mIRC*
@Gordon_FreemanI thought you were dead... ehm... oh well.
DarKrowI do now
CalI did this on my MIDI keyboard.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Robotic"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Bis14,16,0.6,0
* @Gordon_Freeman pulls out his glock and shoots DeeK in the head, repeatedly.
Caloh
CalWOW
CalYou finally got DSL, Greid?
@Sentroid91she got cable, foo
@Mincable, foo'
CalGood
CalWait a moment...
@MinIndeed.
* DarkonZero goes T-side...buys Dual Elites and caps Gordy's ass.
CalAnyone seen the movie this music is from?
* @Gordon_Freeman blinks as the bullets bounce off of his HEV.
DarkonZeroShit.
DarkonZeroI forgot about that.
DarkonZeroCHEATER!
* @Sentroid91 stands still and waits for anyone with a weapon to move.
@Gordon_FreemanI just wanna eat!! Let me cook that damn bird and I won't maim you... ok?
* DarkonZero goes CT-side...keeps the USP and caps Sent.
@Sentroid91thank you...
* @Sentroid91 applies pressure to his ring and middle fingers on his right wrist.
* @Sentroid91 shoots out a blue cable, swings it at DarkonZero, and slices them apart.
* @Gordon_Freeman blinks.
* @Gordon_Freeman continues to roast DeeK.
@Minw00t?
* @Sentroid91 throws DeeZ's remains into the melterium and has him do the horse anus thing.
* Sound request: can't find 'a1012-coily.wav'
[Cal SOUND]
[Cal SOUND]
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"One Dumb Thing"4,16,0 from 6,014,1DEVO14,16,0.6,0
TonicBH...
DarkonZeroSent likes the horse anus.
@Sentroid91well yeah
* @Gordon_Freeman 's gag reflex kicks in... Despite havin' to fight his way out of a research facility, he doesn't quite enjoy the blood and gore... or the horse anus thing.
DarkonZero<Sent> I like it....VERY MUCH!
* DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like Krankor!
[SOUND]
@MinYou likea da horse anus, no?
@Sentroid91You start off as a blade of grass... and then it's like a luge... you go down the esophagus... large intestine... small intestine.... small intestine the best part, by the way.
* Sound request: can't find 'circustheme.wav'
[Cal SOUND]
* @Gordon_Freeman almost pukes, but just loses his apetite, instead.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Legend Of Zelda Theme"4,16,0 from 6,014,1System Of A Down14,16,0.6,0
@Minthat's not System of a Down, foo'. It's The Rabbit Joint, an' proven. Though the guy does sound like the lead dude in SoaD...
CalI really should trim my nose hairs
@MinThat's nice....
CalThey're getting a little too long
DarkonZeroCal do it.
Calok
@MinGrow them a bit longer, then cut them into a kind of nasal-labial topiary.
@Minkinda like a mustache... only from yer nose!
Caloooo
Cal<(oo)>
@Gordon_Freeman...Can I have a glass of water?
* DarkonZero corrects the mistake Audiogalaxy users made on the previous song.
@Mintankoo.
DarkonZeroIt wasn't me.
DarkonZeroIt was AUDIOGALAXY!
@Sentroid91Audiogalaxy? What's that?
* @Min points Gordon over to the water cooler.
DarkonZeroThem stupid asses!
@Minhee...
@Sentroid91uh, no... that would be the RIAA
* Cal laughs
@Sentroid91who killed Audiogalaxy
CalProfessor Plum
@MinYAY.
@Sentroid91yes
CalHeh...the credits for this video I'm encoding take up 10% of the length
@Sentroid91Professor Plum did it in the courtroom with the indian judge and the copyright infringement law
@MinDude...
@Sentroid91wait
@MinGAH
@Sentroid91oh boy
CalProfessor Plum did it in the courtroom with the indian judge and the copyright infringement la]w
Calin bed
@Sentroid91ladies and gentlemen... tonight's obscure double entendre
@Min7,1Min's Holographic Quote Projector! --> 14,1<UrbanD> Male Pattern Baldness is Unavoidable, Charlie Brown
@Min7,1Min's Holographic Quote Projector! --> 14,1The War is Over, Charlie Brown.
@Min7,1Min's Holographic Quote Projector! --> 14,1* Cal-Crowe opens the door to the closet <Greidanus> Bite me!! <Cal-Crowe> Come out, Greid * Greidanus tumbles out, still hog-tied <Greidanus> OW! * TServo4 bites greid
@Sentroid91enjoy
@Min7,1Min's Holographic Quote Projector! --> 14,1<TServo4> We were just talking about "Crap on the Wall" restaurants...
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"P'Twaang!"4,16,0 from 6,014,1The Wipeouters14,16,0.6,0
@Minhee!
@Sentroid91Time to make the donuts.... and time to get it on!
* JoMomma is on IRC
Calin be
Calin be?
@Sentroid91shutup
* JoMomma (jomomma@fluffy.moufette.com) has joined #Deep13
* ChanServ sets mode: +a JoMomma
* ChanServ sets mode: +o JoMomma
DarkonZeroSent and his donuts porn
* @JoMomma comes in as an annoying midget.
@Sentroid91Cho
@Sentroid91Yeah.
@JoMommaCho
* @Sentroid91 goes into Meps bong mode
@Sentroid91I LIKE DONUT PORN BECAUSE I CAN STICK MY WILLIE IN THE HOLE AND FUCK IT!
@JoMommaOh just for that
* @Gordon_Freeman walks in from the kitchen with a glass of water, looking kinda stunned by the #Deep13 inhabitants...
@JoMommaQuote Added. Thank you, drive through! <Sentroid91> I LIKE DONUT PORN BECAUSE I CAN STICK MY WILLIE IN THE HOLE AND FUCK IT
@Sentroid91dammit.
* DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like TV's Frank!
[SOUND]
@MinWow.
@Sentroid911,9Quote has been added: 9,1Have a nice day: <Sentroid91> I LIKE DONUT PORN BECAUSE I CAN STICK MY WILLIE IN THE HOLE AND FUCK IT
@MinHeh.
@Sentroid91and i'd do it to lifesavers too... but... well....
@Sentroid91...they'd break.
@Sentroid91...i'll shut up now.
@Minxquote, search sent requires
@Sentroid911,9Quote containing "sent requires":9,1 <jasoN> Sent requires all of his quotes to feature him * Sentroid91 kills N 1,9Number of Quotes found: 1
* Sound request: can't find 'pacman.mp3'
[Cal SOUND]
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Crime Spree"4,16,0 from 6,014,1MC Frontalot14,16,0.6,0
CalYeaaaaaaah it's the paaac maaan
@Minheh.
* Sentroid91 is now known as Oglethorpe
@OglethorpeOh look... the room where we melt people
@OglethorpeYou melt away, ja?
* Cal is now known as Wilfrid_Hyde-White
* Cal has left IRC
* @Gordon_Freeman sits on the couch, drinking his water and watching the #Deep13ers being weird.
TonicBH[TonicBQuote] - The following quote has been added to quote file: [12] <@Sentroid91> I LIKE DONUT PORN BECAUSE I CAN STICK MY WILLIE IN THE HOLE AND FUCK IT!
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"H.T."4,16,0 from 6,014,1Trigun OST14,16,0.6,0
* Ocean-Saurian is on IRC
Wilfrid_Hyde-WhiteYa boy.
* Oglethorpe is now known as Brak
* Ocean-Saurian (Joel@ZiRC-23753.ipt.aol.com) has joined #Deep13
@BrakYEAAAAAH BUDDY!
TonicBHhi
Ocean-SaurianHerrow!
Wilfrid_Hyde-WhiteCherri Oh good chap
* Brak is now known as Oglethorpe
* DarkonZero just remembered that he saw the Brak action figures....
* @Oglethorpe shoves Joey into the room where we melt people
* Wilfrid_Hyde-White is now known as Charles_Ogle
Ocean-Saurianah!
* Oglethorpe is now known as Master_Shake
@Master_ShakeThis pizza sea.... does it do anything else?
* Ocean-Saurian is now known as Frylock
* Ocean-Saurian has left IRC
* Charles_Ogle is now known as Meatwad
Frylockheh
MeatwadHeh
* JoMomma is now known as Llama
* JoMomma has left IRC
@Master_ShakeI did not call for you Frylock. Why are you here?
@LlamaOorgle!
FrylockI live here
* Llama is now known as JoMomma
* JoMomma is on IRC
@Master_ShakeOh
* Meatwad is now known as Eagle
@Master_ShakeQuickly... send Carl to work.
* Eagle is now known as Carl
CarlWhat?
* @JoMomma imagines InnuendoClue
* Frylock shoots Carl with the laser eyes
FrylockTO THE HOME!
Carl* Your nick is now Carl
Carl-
Carl-NickServ- This nickname is registered and protected.  If it is your
Carl-
Carl-NickServ- nick, type /msg NickServ IDENTIFY password.  Otherwise,
Carl-
Carl-NickServ- please choose a different nick.
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"ATHF Theme (Extended)"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Schooly D14,16,0.6,0
* Frylock slings Carl into the air
CarlAAAAH
@JoMommaIt was Carl in the hotel room with the bondage gear.
* @Master_Shake sets Carl's lawn on fire
CarlDamn you
@JoMommaIt was Amy in the back seat with the dildo.
* Carl is now known as fuck
FrylockShake, what are you doing? you can't cut sombodys lawn by setting it on fire
* JoMomma is now known as shit
* JoMomma has left IRC
* @shit phone
* fuck is now known as you
youoops
* TonicBH is now known as HURR
* HURR HURR HURR
* HURR is now known as TonicBH
@Master_Shake<Voice> Welcome..... to this horse's anus.
@Master_ShakeO_O
* you is now known as Prince_
* Prince_ is now known as The_Artists_Formerly_Known_As_
The_Artists_Formerly_Known_As_Doh
* DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Far Out Kitchen Table"4,16,0 from 6,014,1The Magic Pacer14,16,0.6,0
@Master_ShakeMystyboy?
* The_Artists_Formerly_Known_As_ is now known as _-_-_-_
* RobertoKay is on IRC
* RobertoKay (hquiej@ZiRC-631.we.client2.attbi.com) has joined #Deep13
* Master_Shake sets mode: +o RobertoKay
@Min7,1 Quote Added --> 14,0<Sentroid91> I LIKE DONUT PORN BECAUSE I CAN STICK MY WILLIE IN THE HOLE AND FUCK IT 7,1Thank you for your stupidity.
@Master_Shakelovely
FrylockO_O
TonicBHthere's a problem with this quote
_-_-_-_Our lifeforms are much more intelligent
* HuzzahMan[away] (~TBCrowFan@ZiRC-25852.ipt.aol.com) has joined #Deep13
TonicBHI can't show it in certain channels thanks to stupid cuss filters -_-
@Minand?
HuzzahMan[away]What Have I missed?
* _-_-_-_ shoots Frylock with his deadly zap ray
_-_-_-_.
TonicBHI'll get kicked if I do
* HuzzahMan[away] is now known as HuzzahMan3000
_-_-_-_ .
_-_-_-_  .
TonicBHrepeat offenses gets me banned there
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* Master_Shake is now known as Sentroid91
* Sentroid91 is on IRC
* Frylock is now known as Ocean_Saurian
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* Ocean_Saurian bicycle kicks _-_-_-_
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_-_-_-_             . :) <- Joel
* @Gordon_Freeman blinks.
HuzzahMan3000I'm pac man!
_-_-_-_              .:) <- Joel
DarkonZeroAN ALL OUT SHIT HOUSE BRAWL!!!!!
_-_-_-_               * <- Joel
TonicBHCal, could you fucking stop that?
@MinReally...
* _-_-_-_ is now known as JohnKimble
JohnKimbleYes.
@Minw00t?
* DarkonZero thinks of trying to crash the cablebox again.
@Minhee.
JohnKimblehttp://www.adultswim.com/shows/aquateen/
@shitIt was DarkonZero in the employee break room with sexual harassment...
* shit is now known as JoMomma
* JoMomma is on IRC
@JoMommaIt was Min in the basement... with Gordon Freeman
@Minsexual harassment of a cable box!
TonicBHin bed
@Minfeh.
* DarkonZero is now known as HellMacGee
* DarkonZero has left IRC
* HellMacGee is on IRC
* @Gordon_Freeman blinks.
@Sentroid91ya
* @Gordon_Freeman continues to drink his water.
@Sentroid91?
@Min7,1Min's Holographic Quote Projector! --> 14,1<Sentroid91> <omega at the oscars> fuck you! it's tom hankes
@Sentroid91water? when did we get that?
@Minfrom that damn water cooler that nobody's used in five years.
@JoMommaIt was omega in dracula's castle with tom curze
@MinHAH
@Sentroid91and what happened to the bottle of toxic waste I ordered this morning?
TonicBHxquote, search tom curze
@Sentroid911,9Quote containing "tom curze":9,1 <omega> fuck you! i'm tom curze! 1,9Number of Quotes found: 3
JohnKimblehttp://www.adultswim.com/shows/brak/extras/brak/brak/brak2_2.jpg
TonicBHxquote, search tom curze
@Sentroid911,9Quote containing "tom curze":9,1 <omega> fuck you! i'm tom curze! 1,9Number of Quotes found: 3
TonicBHxquote, search tom curze
@Sentroid91ton
@Sentroid911,9Quote containing "tom curze":9,1 <omega> oh ye and im tom curze 1,9Number of Quotes found: 3
TonicBHsorry
HuzzahMan3000xquote, search shut up
@Sentroid911,9Quote containing "shut up":9,1 <Sentroid91> why the fuck does everyone shut up when I start talking? *** Disconnected <Sentroid91> that could be why 1,9Number of Quotes found: 5
@Sentroid91When there's like 3 of us here it's okay.
TonicBHI was trying to get the damn "oh ye and im tom curze" thing
@Sentroid91This is a special moment
* TServo4 (trats_pmuj@ZiRC-36847.dyn-adsl.bestweb.net) has joined #Deep13
@RobertoKaySent is having a baby.
@MinSERF
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@Sentroid91Shut up, bitch!
TonicBHSERF... was here
@MinDead Serf.
HuzzahMan3000hah
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@MinSERF
@JoMommaSERF... is here... again
@TServo4Yo
@Sentroid91he thought he was in the wrong room I bet
@RobertoKayThe large number of people scared him.
HuzzahMan3000and there is much rejoicing
@RobertoKay"12 people? Wrong room."
@TServo4You were expecting perhaps someone else?
@MinYay?
TonicBHheh
Ocean_Saurianheh
TonicBHlike omega?
@TServo4Have you good folks seen Cal anywhere?
@Sentroid91*Serf connects to #Deep13 <Serf> Uhh... is this the right room? There's people in it.
TonicBHhehe
@Sentroid91Who's Cal?
@RobertoKayHe's the one dressed like Arnold.
@MinWow...
@JoMommaSee this is the way it should be every night
TonicBHyes
@Gordon_FreemanUh... you mean there's NOT always mass insanity, here?
@Sentroid91Yeah you fools! Come into the room more!
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@Sentroid91SVAM and DAP have people in their rooms. Why can't we?
* RobertoKay changes topic to 'http://www.deep13.org | #MST-HomeGame: 1997-2002 - Rest in pieces and burn in an ultimate hell. Thank you, Manute. "Our weapon is our nakedness." | Dun listen to any IP Greid may give you... stupid virii. | PINECONE!! | This room is more effective when there's PEOPLE on it. Who'da thunk it?'
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-> *Nickserv* identify h3llw17hdz
* DarkonZero is now known as HellMacGee
* DarkonZero has left IRC
* HellMacGee is on IRC
-NickServ- This nickname is registered and protected. If it is your
-NickServ- nick, type /msg NickServ IDENTIFY password. Otherwise,
-NickServ- please choose a different nick.
-NickServ- Password accepted - you are now recognized.
* JohnKimble is now known as Ash
@RobertoKayMAKE UP YOUR MIND, DARKONMACGEE
AshBe smart, shop at S-Mart
* Ash is now known as Cal
* Cal is on IRC
@MinOy.
HuzzahMan3000Ash Gala Wonderful.....
CalWho dong hide
HellMacGeeSorry....just doing something.
@Sentroid91Please... can we do without all the nick changes?
Calwait
@RobertoKayAh.
* Cal is now known as No
* Cal has left IRC
* No is now known as Cal
* Cal is on IRC
@RobertoKayYes.
HuzzahMan3000goo goo goo goo
@JoMommaNo no
@JoMommaShop Smart. Shop S-Mart
Cals s s s
Ocean_Saurianpass pass pass pass
CalI!
@Min"Momma... kin Wong hab sum moa famous kung-pow chicken?"
CalI!
CalYatta!
CalYatta!
CalYatta!
CalYatta!
CalYatta!
CalYatta!
CalYatta!
@JoMommaNo not Yatta.
@MinDie.
@RobertoKayYetti.
HuzzahMan3000Whoops Didn't know what I was startting
@Sentroid91and the clone leaving would kinda be nice too
HuzzahMan3000TV says Doughnuts are high in fat achoo
@RobertoKayThe Clonus Horror
HuzzahMan3000found a hobo in my room
@Gordon_FreemanClone?
@Sentroid91Donuts?
@Sentroid91Yes clone.
TonicBHDonuts: The Clonus Horror
@TServo4is it just me or is EVERYONE online tonight?
@MinIT'S PRINCESS LEIA, THE YODEL OF LIFE!!
@TServo4There are a million people on my buddy list
@Sentroid91Clone = Greid going off on a Mick Foley-esque rant
@RobertoKayIt's just you, honey.
@MinUh-huh.
Calhttp://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0060937866/ref=ase_satellitenews/002-1283063-5412035
@Sentroid91Gordon_Freeman is asia@ZiRC-38179.ply.adelphia.net * Sarah Pillsbury
* @Min empties a snark's nest into Sentroid91's pants.
@MinEAT MEH!
@Sentroid91Asia? So Gordon's the buff, butch Chyna-wannabe from WCW?
* @Gordon_Freeman blinks.
TonicBHhehe
@RobertoKayThat was ASYA. Remember your loser-ripoff wrestlers.
TonicBHheh
@Sentroid91I guess that means Gordon's married to the KISS Demon.
* MikeNelson (Cal@ZiRC-63801.wi.tds.net) has joined #Deep13
@Minany wrestler is a loser-ripoff.
CalWow
@Sentroid91Who is the son of the owner of the Florida Marlins
@MinBah.
TonicBHhi, Cal
CalHi Tonic
* MikeNelson was kicked by Sentroid91 (ok, stop it now.)
CalI've been here for a few hours, BTW.
@TServo4So...Cal...do you want that DVD?
TonicBHI know
HuzzahMan3000heh
TonicBHI was saying hi to your clone of Mike Nelson
@MinIT'S PRINCESS LEIA, THE YODEL OF LIFE!!
@Sentroid91Dis is niiiice.
HuzzahMan3000heh
@Sentroid91I'm actually having fun for the first time since last year.
@MinYou likea da clone, no?
@Sentroid91Or maybe when Bob came in
HuzzahMan3000give me my sweater back or i'll play the guitar?
@Sentroid91YOU LIKEA THE THUNDER, EH?!
HuzzahMan3000apadapadingdangdong
@MinGONADS IN THE LIGHTNING!!!
* @Gordon_Freeman blinks... again.
@Sentroid91FEAR MA LIGHTNING BOLTS!
@MinGAH...
@Sentroid91Quiet, Asya
* @Gordon_Freeman grumbles and loads some shells into his shotgun.
* Sentroid91 changes topic to 'http://www.deep13.org | #MST-HomeGame: 1997-2002 - Rest in pieces and burn in an ultimate hell. Thank you, Manute. "Our weapon is our nakedness." | Dun listen to any IP Greid may give you... stupid virii. | PINECONE!! | This room is more effective when there's PEOPLE on it. Who'da thunk it? | BIG FUCKING '
@Sentroid91doh
HellMacGeeWow.
DarKrowtopic limit
DarKrowhah
* @Gordon_Freeman walks up to Sentroid91 and unloads some buckshot into his gut.
HellMacGeeIs that what's going on?
@RobertoKayThat'll get people in the room.
@MinWho'da thunk it.
* Sentroid91 changes topic to 'http://www.deep13.org | #MST-HomeGame: 1997-2002 - Rest in pieces and burn in an ultimate hell. Thank you, Manute. "Our weapon is our nakedness." | PINECONE!! | This room is more effective when there's PEOPLE on it. Who'da thunk it? | BIG FUCKING ROOM! YEHAHAH!!!!'
Ocean_Saurianhttp://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1750491403
Ocean_Saurianyay'
DarKrow*updates his blog again*
@RobertoKayYee-hawwww!
DarKroweh?
@Sentroid91is that a TF box?
@Sentroid91or the 1890's condom box?
Ocean_Saurianuh...no
* HellMacGee listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Invasion"4,16,0 from 6,014,1The Magic Pacer14,16,0.6,0
Ocean_Saurianyep!
DarKrowOh, Alex Chiu's immortality rings
DarKrowthey're old news
Ocean_Saurianheh
Ocean_Saurianfor you
@RobertoKayIt's actually a rip-off of the Chiu rings.
Ocean_SaurianI learned about it like a few days ok
@Min<DarKrow> Like... you're so out-of-date it's like... uncool!! *hair-toss*
@Sentroid91http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2121608725
Ocean_Saurianok=ago
DarKrowI saw Alex Chiu on the Daily Show
DarKrow... When Craig Kilborne was hosting
Ocean_Saurianahh
DarKrowHe's working on a teleporter now
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@TServo4Good...perhaps it'll disintregrate him.
@Sentroid91He must be from Pluto
@Sentroid91"Oh look it's the room where we melt people."
Ocean_Saurian"you melt away jah?"
Ocean_Saurian"Oh look...over there, it's Melt Disney world"
* @Gordon_Freeman blinks.
@Sentroid91heh
HuzzahMan3000All you do is blink
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* Ocean_Saurian bicycle kicks Gordon_Freeman
@Gordon_FreemanThis room is somewhat frightening, I can't quite help it.
@TServo4evil evil evil
* @Gordon_Freeman gets up. Pain...
@Sentroid91<Zim> of Pain?
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@RobertoKayLike old times.
@Sentroid91ah. good times.... I see DeeK... yeah
@MinUh... y'know he's kinda been through a lot. Maybe you should let him be...
* HuzzahMan3000 cries over the loss of darkrow
@Min"See DeeK run. Run, DeeK, run."
* HellMacGee cries over the loss of his lunch.
HuzzahMan3000heh
@Sentroid911,9Quote containing "See Loc Run":9,1 <Locdog07> DeweyRaptor in See Loc Run 1,9Number of Quotes found: 1
@RobertoKayI don't want to know, Hell.
* HellMacGee loses his lunch on Robby...
* HellMacGee cries again.
Ocean_Saurian...
* @Gordon_Freeman blinks.
@RobertoKayI TOLD YOU I DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW!!!
* @RobertoKay goes to wash himself off... the horror...
[Ocean_Saurian SOUND]
HuzzahMan3000i figured you'd have to lose a different meal the second time
HuzzahMan3000like your cookies
HellMacGeeAGH!
HellMacGeeALOOOOOT!
@Sentroid91http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/2027506 -- See D-Kro TESTIFAH MY BROTHA!!!!!!!
HuzzahMan3000heh
@RobertoKayHah.
@Gordon_FreemanHAH!!!
@RobertoKayAnd appropriately enough, it's Thursday.
Ocean_Saurianwho is that?
HellMacGeeThat reminds me...time for The Lego Testament.
Ocean_SaurianDZ?
@RobertoKay<Ed McMahon> HAW HAW HAW!
@Gordon_FreemanAtheist's sabbath?
@TServo4Huzzah!
@Sentroid91heheheh
@Sentroid91Yeah.. it's DeeZ
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@RobertoKayNo, DeeK.
@RobertoKayGet your Dee's right, Sentro.
@Sentroid91http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/2057634 -- look at DeeZ saulting the flag of D-Von
@JoMommaNo DeeZ.
Ocean_Saurianheh I actually bid on those Ebay rings...I wanna see if they will work
@Sentroid91No... No DeeZ
@Gordon_FreemanBut DeeK is uglier.
HellMacGeesaulting?
Ocean_Saurianin bed
@Gordon_FreemanSALUD!!!
* DarKrow is on IRC
@Sentroid91I know.. I'M CRAZY!
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DarKrowStupid Win2k
@Sentroid91LOOK AT ME! I'm a 8 foot spider wearing a diaper!
@RobertoKayWe weren't talking about you
@RobertoKay!!
Ocean_Saurianin bed?
@Gordon_FreemanSent's gone back into Meps bong mode.
@RobertoKayThat's an amazing bong.
HellMacGeeWhen did I get the energy dome?
Ocean_Saurianmy friend actually wanted to join deep 13....but he has no internet connection at this current time
@Gordon_Freemanyep.
DarKrowat least I got my damn site updated first
@RobertoKayBOI-OI-OI-OI-OING.
@Sentroid91What friend is that? Crappy the Pets.com sucky puppet?
Ocean_Saurianhehehe
@RobertoKay<Ed McMahon> HAW HAW HAW!
@Gordon_Freemanoy.
@Sentroid919,1<megaSYSTEM 3.0>1,9 Triumph The Insult Comic Dog 1-1 I will poop on you (5-4-00) 9,1<mS3>
@Gordon_Freemanthe second pic was DeeK. *snickers*
Ocean_SaurianNo...well...yes. It's really my geeky friend named "Matt"
DarKrowwhat pic?
* HellMacGee listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Wedgie Wipeout"4,16,0 from 6,014,1The Wipeouters14,16,0.6,0
@Sentroid91Gotta feel sorry for poor Johnny Blue Jeans
@Gordon_Freemanerm... I believe.
DarKrowooh! Wipeouters!
@Sentroid91after Viva it went up then down
DarKrowI lurve "Loona Goona Park"
@Gordon_Freeman7,1Min's Holographic Quote Projector! --> 14,1<UrbanD> i enjoy being an idiot!
* HuzzahMan3000 listens to white reggae courtesy of ringo
@Gordon_Freemanheh!
@Sentroid91Mr. Laupin's doing good now, though.
@Sentroid91Snickers Man... good job
CalHas anyone seen on the news of James Trafficant
@Gordon_Freeman7,1Min's Holographic Quote Projector! --> 14,1* DeRaptor looks at her picture of LocSlut07... <Locdog07> GIMMIE! <Greidanus> with his leather panties... <Locdog07> No, I wasn't sayin' gimmie the file, I was continuing my career as a slut * Locdog07 looks at Urb * Locdog07 jumps on top of him <Locdog07> GIMMIE!
@TServo4So DeeK, I hear you're in my town these days?
Cal?
CalThat guy is a mental case
@Gordon_FreemanHEE! Give him a wedgie if/when you see him.
@Minfuck.
HellMacGeeIs that an offer?
* @Min kicks herself, then Gordon.
@Minno.
HellMacGeeOh...good.
@Minit was an order. go fuck that donut!
@Sentroid91no thanks.
* HellMacGee listens to a MP3 of 4,1"The Bad Touch"4,16,0 from 6,014,1The Bloodhound Gang14,16,0.6,0
@Sentroid91i'm all fucky donuted out
DarKrowIn your town?
@Sentroid91No... somewhere else.
DarKrowSerf?
@Sentroid91oh
Ocean_Saurianwell, I must be off
@RobertoKayNOOO!
@Sentroid91NOOO!
Ocean_Sauriang'night everyone
@Sentroid91jinx
Ocean_SaurianDAH
* DarKrow listens to The Shaggs - Philosophy Of The World
@RobertoKay1234567890
DarKrowbye Joel
@Sentroid91jinx
Ocean_Saurianheh
Ocean_SaurianI will leave my computer
Ocean_Saurianon
@Sentroid91yes.
@JoMommaTHE BED
@Sentroid91that helps
@JoMommaYea
@Sentroid91The wha?
@RobertoKayOh, sure, TRY TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER, WHY DON'T YOU?
@RobertoKayj/k
* Ocean_Saurian is now known as Saurian_In_Bed
@Sentroid91WHAT THE FRIG IS GOING ON?!?!
* Sentroid91 is now known as Mugatu
* Sentroid91 has left IRC
CalI am running a 12PartyBoard  version: v1.4beta server. type "/party 216.170.249.221" to connect or !partyinfo for more information
* @Gordon_Freeman blinks.
@JoMommaThe bed
DarKrowoie
@MugatuI FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!
* Mugatu is now known as Sentroid91
* Sentroid91 is on IRC
* Timmyling is on IRC
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@Sentroid91hello
@TServo4Deek?  New York?
DarKrowhi
DarKrowoh, not yet, Serf
DarKrownot until the end of August
@TServo4I see.
TimmylingUh, hey.
HuzzahMan3000HI
@TServo4hi
@MinHEIL!
DarKrowThat's when freshmen are supposed to move in at Polytechnic
HellMacGeehttp://abcnews.go.com/sections/GMA/GoodMorningAmerica/GMA020709Breast_feeding_at_eight.html <-This is so fucked up.
@TServo4Ah
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* Sentroid91 changes topic to 'http://www.deep13.org | #MST-HomeGame: 1997-2002 - Rest in pieces and burn in an ultimate hell. Thank you, Manute. "Our weapon is our nakedness." | PINECONE!! | This room is more effective when there's PEOPLE on it. Who'da thunk it? | REALLY BIG FUCKING ROOM! Minus the fucking.'
@TServo4I assume you've been there already
DarKrowDZ, yes it is
DarKrowI heard abotu it on the BratPage
* RobertoKay changes topic to 'http://www.deep13.org | #MST-HomeGame: 1997-2002 - Rest in pieces and burn in an ultimate hell. Thank you, Manute. "Our weapon is our nakedness." | PINECONE!! | This room is more effective when there's PEOPLE on it. Who'da thunk it? | REALLY BIG FUCKING ROOM! Minus the fucking. <Rob> Damn!'
DarKrowGAH!
DarKrowSettle on a topic!
@MinHITLER'S BOOBS
HuzzahMan3000GOOD TOPIC
@Sentroid91Good. Now all we need is the Pez and we're set.
@JoMommaYarrrrr... What's the first letter of the Pirate Alphabet...
HuzzahMan3000ERR AHOY?
HuzzahMan3000A FOR AHOY
@MinARR
DarKrowAnyone here listen to The Shaggs?
@JoMommaAnd what's the SECOND letter?
HellMacGeehttp://news.sify.com/cgi-bin/sifynews/news/content/news_fullstory_v2.jsp?article_oid=11704200&category_oid=-20611&page_no=1 <- This is more fucked up than the last one.
@MinB is for BRANDY!!
DarKrowDZ, is it the grilled kitten?
@JoMommaNo
@JoMommaARRRRRRR
@JoMommaAnd what's the THIRD letter?
HellMacGeeNo.
DarKrowthat is fucked up
@MinC is for CUTLAS!
@Minoh ye.. B is fer BLUNDERBUSS
@Sentroid91The alcoholic beverage or the egomaniacal singer?
DarKrowDid you hear about the wannabe vampire who killed a 90 year old woman, cut out her heart and drank her blood?
DarKrow17 year old wannabe vampire, that is
HuzzahMan3000OR C FOR CUTTHROAT
@Mindood. that's fucked up,
@Min7,1Min's Holographic Quote Projector! --> 14,1<DeRaptor> howabout...um...cockatoos? <Timmyling> Reticulated Python? <CallipyG> they taste like chicken!
DarKrowand I mentioned the grilled kitten
@RobertoKayI see wannabe vampires everyday, DK.
@RobertoKayBADABING! ENJOY THE MEAL
Calwow
CalD IS FOR DUNGROO
DarKrowI have a (former) friend who thinks he's a vampire
Calerr, DUNKAROO
CalHe sucks, I bet.
@Sentroid91B is for Buffy
* @JoMomma tries... again
@JoMommaYarrrrrr... What's the first letter of the Pirate Alphabet?!
* @RobertoKay throws a glass bottle at Cal.
@Sentroid91...since we're on the vampire topic.
@RobertoKayThen again, I deserve one myself.
@Sentroid91<Oglethorpe> Someone gets a schpanking!
HuzzahMan3000ALBATROSS!
HuzzahMan3000AHOY
DarKrowGAH!
@Sentroid91So what have we touched down on in the past half-hour? Vampirates?
TimmylingHah!
Timmyling...
TimmylingYeah.
@RobertoKayWelcome back.
@Sentroid91And I get a laugh from Timmyling. I must be getting somewhere now.
@Minfoo'
TimmylingSure.
@Minlike... Hell?
@RobertoKayDo you feel special now, Sentro?
DarKrowwoo
@Sentroid91I feel like someone just sprayed me in the face with perfume.
HuzzahMan3000MUHAMMAD ALI was on Diffrent Strokes today
@MinHITLER'S BOOBS!!!
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HuzzahMan3000sample back with satan's jockstrap
TimmylingSo...my laugh is like perfume?  Face perfume?
@RobertoKayThat's an odd statement.
@RobertoKayYes.
@Sentroid91Uhm no. Just the special thing.
@Sentroid91I guess you laughing is like a venture into the Pizza Sea.
DarKrowYou like being sprayed with perfume?
DarKrowI find it annoying
@MinI bet you do, DeeK
@JoMommaAnd now for something completely different... a man with three buttocks
@MinYAY
* @Sentroid91 sprays DeeK in the face with perfume.
@RobertoKayI would, too. Considering perfume is for women.
@TServo4Pizza Sex?
@TServo4YUM
@TServo4oh...
@Sentroid91DO YOU FEEL PRETTY NOW?!?
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@Gordon_FreemanMonty Python? Now THAT's good.
@Sentroid91Oh no! The RABBOT!!! What has science done?!?!?
@TServo4This pizza is just so good that I will make love to it.
@Minwhattabout cologne, then?
DarKrow*coffs*
@Sentroid91Well... uhm...
@MinYou're sounding like Melt, Serf.
DarKrowany smelly liquid. Ick. I like to breathe thank you
@Sentroid91Unleash the mechanical frog!!!!!!
HuzzahMan3000al
HuzzahMan3000ba
@MinI like the smell o' Old Spice. Smells gewd.
HuzzahMan3000tross
@RobertoKayI don't mind cologne or aftershave. As long as it situates on my neck. And nothing more.
@JoMommaFRAGMENTS
@JoMommaFRAG. MENTS.
@MinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALBURQURQUE!!!!
@RobertoKayDidn't I invent that?
@Sentroid91Vampi... rates
@JoMommaYes.
DarKrowTyp. ing. in. stac. at. to.
@RobertoKayWell, don't I feel like a moron, then.
@TServo4I like the smell of stuff
@Sentroid91I thought you invented the shit phone?
DarKrowit. is. a. bit. diff. i. cult.
@JoMommaNo.
@RobertoKayNo. That was Cal.
@JoMommaI invented the shit phone.
HellMacGeeI missed several subjects in a matter of minutes.
@TServo4wait, waitiantia
@Sentroid91Oh right. How could I forget?
DarKrowwho gives a shit.
@JoMommaRobby invented FRAG. MENTS.
@Sentroid91Robby invented attBISEXUAL.net
@MinI invented conservative-obsessive fandom.
@JoMommaYes he did
@RobertoKayI invented that, too.
* JoMomma is now known as AlGore
* JoMomma has left IRC
@TServo4I invented the internet.
@TServo4and pants.
@Minhee...
* @AlGore invented... oh hell you all know by now
* AlGore is now known as JoMomma
* JoMomma is on IRC
@MinYAY FOR PANTS
DarKrow*hits head on the wall*
@Sentroid91<Retarded kid from the logo at the end of every X-Files episode> I did that.
[@TServo4 SOUND]
@JoMommaAwww shit  o/` Shit! / Shit shit! o/`
DarKrowSent, it's "I made this"
DarKrowget it right
@JoMommain bed
@JoMommaOr just get it in bed.
@RobertoKayGet it A&W.
@Min7,1Min's Holographic Quote Projector! --> 14,1* Locdog07 buys an ocarina stuffed with heroine * Locdog07 plays a tune and sees stars <Locdog07> and you wonder why Malon always looked so happy. She's permanently on this stuff. <Locdog07> <Malon> Epona likes it too... *twitch* <Locdog07> <Malon> Go on... play Epona's song... she'll always come...
@Sentroid91I probably won't. I don't watch too much X-Files.
DarKrowneither do I
@JoMommaHe says it in other things *shrug*
HellMacGeeX-Files is still on?
@Min<cyber-slut> CUM GET SOME!!
DarKrowIn reruns, DZ
@Sentroid91Although I find myself watching episodes of Buffy as of late.
DarKrowit started to suck when Mulder was about to leave
@MinHAH!!!
HellMacGeeI don't watch FOX anymore
DarKrowand Scully got knocked up
@TServo4Oh I will get some, my friend.
@TServo4I wil.
@Sentroid91Yes, laugh.
DarKrowand the T-1000 became the new agent
* JoMomma is now known as cyberslutvixen69
* JoMomma has left IRC
@Minthe last episode of X-Files rocked, though.
@cyberslutvixen69HI I AM A HORNY FEMALE LOOKING FOR SEX. PLEASE TALK TO ME!
@TServo4I AM TALKING AS FAST AS I CAN!
@cyberslutvixen69YES YOU ARE!
@MinHEH!!!
@cyberslutvixen69I JUST TURNED 18 AND I AM HORNY PLEASE FUCK ME!
HellMacGeeholkd on im typying with onb e hansd
* @Min gives Jo a dildo.
@TServo4I AM DOING THAT AS FAST AS I CAN!
@MinX_X
Calwow
CalThis CD is going to be close
@Sentroid91I guess that coincides with the vampire topic
@cyberslutvixen69I DO NOT WANT A DILDO I WANT BIG MAN PENIS.
HuzzahMan3000haha
DarKrowcyberslutvixen69 is OMEGA!
@TServo4I'm through
@Sentroid91Go hump the donut then.
CalI'm trying fit 87 minutes of a film score onto an 80 minute CD
@cyberslutvixen69FUCK ME IM TOM CURZES SISTER!
@TServo4that was amazing.
CalOk
HellMacGee#Deep13....What the fuck are topics?
@MinJo wants an 8-foot-long schlong
* Cal fucks Tom Curze's sister
DarKrowWhat is this? The "That's Good" video?
* @RobertoKay hands Serf a cigarette.
@TServo48 feet?  Hell, I'd settle for 8 inches.
@Sentroid911,9Quote has been added: 9,1Have a nice day: * Cal fucks Tom Curze's sister
DarKrow(Background visual: French Fry in Donut)
Cal8 feet would get in the way
@cyberslutvixen698 foot is just too long
@TServo48 feet would be TORCHA!
@Minyou'd have a LOT of slack...
CalBut think if you had an erection
@TServo4Yeah, you'd probably have to roll it up and wear a strap to keep it from dragging.
CalYour pants would burst open
@Minyou could poke someone's eye out with that thing...
TimmylingYou'd die from the blood loss.
@cyberslutvixen69Dude, 8 foot would probably cause rare medical conditions
@TServo4Timmyling Johnston is right!
Cal<Igor> He's going to be very popular.
@Sentroid91<The Pope> KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS!!!
@cyberslutvixen69And yeah that'd require a LOT of blood to keep the whole thing erect.
@MinHEH
@Sentroid91<Inga> He'd have an enormous schwanstugel
@RobertoKayFruity Roll-Up.
Cal<Inga> Woof
@MinX_X
DarKrow<PeterLorre> *sensual grunt*
CalIt just ain't practical
@TServo4<Inga> Ohhhhhhhh....sweeet mystery of life at last I've found theee...
CalIt's like having a tongue that's that long
@Sentroid91<Robby as omega> eeehhhhhhhhhhhhh ehhhhhhhhh!!!!!
CalIs it really needed?
@cyberslutvixen69I AM THE SLUT OF THE INTERNET USE ME FOR YOUR SEXUAL PURPOSES!
@TServo4Besides, everyone knows that it's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean
@Minuh... idunno, nor do I care!
@TServo4Although being sizable don't hurt ;)
@MinX_X
* HuzzahMan3000 wonders if the slut's got on some leather lingerie
@RobertoKaySerf, you sound like that Ron Jeremy infomercial, for Christ's sake.
@TServo4Hah
CalThat'd be funny if Jo DID get his wish
DarKrowok, cyberslutvixen69, get naked, have sex with a tentacle monster while being defecated on and lactating
@TServo4Perhaps I should start selling erection pills.
@Sentroid91Ron Jeremy has an infomercial?
@TServo4like Bob Dole.
@RobertoKayYup.
@TServo4Yeah, you didn't see it?
@Sentroid91No....
@TServo4THe penis elargement program?
CalJo would trip over himself
@Sentroid91It must be on like the History Channel or something cause i've never seen it.
DarKrowRon Jeremy is starring in a porno called Super Hornio Brothers.
@cyberslutvixen69I wouldn't want 8 foot at all
@MinI've been getting some goddamned funny e-mails for stuff like, "Male enhancement hormones" or whatever... claiming that the average male has a wang of 6-8 inches. Yah... right.
@TServo4It's on public access here
@MinYOU ANNA FOOT-LONG HOTDOG!!
@TServo4more like 5-6
@RobertoKayI've seen it on all the local affiliates at one time or another.
@cyberslutvixen69WOULD YOU LIKE AN S&M SCENE WITH THAT DARKROW??????////
@RobertoKayThen again, this IS L.A.
DarKrowThere's pics of him dressed as Mario (and with no exposed naughty bits, thank god)
DarKrowfuck no, Jo
@TServo4I dunno...my public access channel airs hardcore porn at night, so I'm not one to comment.
* RobertoKay is now known as omega
* RobertoKay has left IRC
@omegawhere is dis channel
@Sentroid91Dude... what cable co do you have Cox?
@cyberslutvixen69No S&M yet he wants scatophilic stuff... *shrug* whatever.
* omega is now known as RobertoKay
* RobertoKay is on IRC
@RobertoKayHAHAHAHAHA
@TServo4Cablevision
@RobertoKayWhat a coincidence it would be.
@Sentroid91Oh.. figures.
@cyberslutvixen69Cox... for all your hardcore porn needs
@Sentroid91Cablevision _would_ air stuff like that.
* cyberslutvixen69 is now known as JoMomma
* JoMomma is on IRC
@MinX_X
@Sentroid91They seem to have enough porn stations.
DarKrowThere's always someone online who makes you look like a Von Trapp by comparison
@TServo4Yeah, seriously.
@TServo4But my place in the city does the same thing, too
DarKrowand no, I'm not actually into tentacle-rape scat lacto anime
@TServo4although I have basic/no cable there.
@MinYah you are.
@Sentroid91I bet they have a station about the horse anus too.
@RobertoKay"Would you like milk in your sex?"
@MinSucky sucky... five dollah...
CalEw
@Sentroid91Someone's been watching South Park reruns.
@TServo4Yeah yeah...I know.  You love me long time
@JoMommaHe's into tentacle-rape scat lacto yaoi *nod*
@JoMommaWat
@JoMommaWait... no that won't make sense
@Sentroid91What?
@TServo4<Crow> Just buy the gun lady...just buy the gun!
@JoMommalacto + yaoi = NULL.
DarKrowI am most definatly not into yaoi
CalIF you smoke crack, youare bunghole will look like http://www.goatse.cx/hello.jpg
@JoMommaThat's like asking for gay hetero sex
DarKrowthough I do not doubt there may be a lacto yaoi. The Japanese are that fucked up, you know
@Sentroid91Yes. Time for Cal to post a goatse.cx URL
@MinANybody with Half-Life must play Heart of Evil... DAMN GOOD SINGLEPLAYER MOD!!
HuzzahMan3000allrighty
@JoMommaDK: If it exists it's rare.
@Sentroid91And Ricochet.
HuzzahMan3000i've played ricochet
DarKrowI have Half-Life, but it's not installed, nor do I feel like downloading the patches for a week
@Minthat ain't singleplayer, foo'
@Minthe PATCH took me an hour to download. :P
@Sentroid91theville.org has fast patch downloads
HellMacGeeShit....I have all the patches d/l'ed......even past ones.
HuzzahMan3000or was it redemption?
DarKrowI'd need to go from initial release to current
HellMacGeeI got it.
DarKrowthat's a lot of patches
HuzzahMan3000both i guess
Calheh
@Minwell... they have FULL CLIENT PATCHES
@Sentroid91I was about to say that.
DarKrowEither way, it's not worth the effort
@Mindumbfark.
* @Sentroid91 throws peanuts at Min
* HuzzahMan3000 eats the peanuts
HuzzahMan3000mmmmm
@Sentroid91Eww. You ate them shell and all.
* HuzzahMan3000 is aware that he made a yummy noise
HuzzahMan3000no not all of it just the nut inside
HuzzahMan3000i haven't had dinner
@Sentroid91Right....
@JoMommaMom... my nuts?
@JoMommaQuote containing "nuts": <DeRaptor> darn, should have juggled anon's nuts at the con Number of Quotes found: 7
@MinHoE is fun... it's got damned good story/gameplay/maps, what have you. And the Vietnamese in it are funny to listen to. XD
* HellMacGee goes to check how much HD space is on the bucket he's using.
@JoMommaxquote, search eat nuts
@Sentroid91There are no quotes containing eat nuts. But thank you for playing.
@JoMommaNo wait I remember it now
@JoMommaQuote containing "lick nuts": <Calvin-Crowe> <JoMomma> I like nuts <JoMomma> <DeRaptor> I lick nuts Number of Quotes found: 1
@Sentroid91HoEs are always fun.
@Minoy.
HellMacGeeYAY! 1.78 GB.
@Sentroid911,9Quote containing "nuts":9,1 <DeRaptor> darn, should have juggled anon's nuts at the con 1,9Number of Quotes found: 10
@TServo4Berry berry kix is the worst tasting shit ever invented
@JoMommaI leave you with this to think about...
CalNo it isn't
CalEver tried King Vitaman?
CalPure shite
Calor Uncle Sam's
@Sentroid91I'd say "NOOO!" right now, but I know you.
DarKrowKing Vitaman?
HellMacGeeYipe Stripes Gum......
@JoMommaIf they call it a sci-fi con, why should we trust it?
@Mineew...
DarKrowLore's take on King Vitaman: http://www.brunching.com/ratings/cereal7.html
@Minwww.planethalflife.com/heartofevil/
@MinVERAH GOOD MOD!!
@JoMommaPIIIIINECOOOOOOONE
* JoMomma (jomomma@fluffy.moufette.com) Quit (Quit: Cedar lattice works every time.)
* JoMomma has left IRC
@Mino.O
* Sound request: can't find 'goodnight.wav'
[HuzzahMan3000 SOUND]
@TServo4Fool!
@Sentroid91No, stop, wait.
@TServo4it's:
@Minw00t!!!! 10MB to go on this fucking file...
@Sentroid91"It's"
@Sentroid91*fart*
@TServo4Heh heh... Cedar Lattice: works every time.
* DarKrow listens to Terre Thaemlitz - Oh, No! It's Rubato (Piano Interpretations of Devo)
@TServo4How did I know that was the sound?
HellMacGeeHmmm...I feel like dueling JK2 style.
HuzzahMan3000John Kennedy Had a fighting style?
@Sentroid91Well don't... for once I don't feel like miserbly idling.
@Minwow... unprecedented.
DarKrow*idles, miserably*
HellMacGeeHeh.
DarKrowoh, wait, I have another room on another server
DarKrow*idles*
@Sentroid91:P
* Sound request: can't find 'bra.wav'
[HuzzahMan3000 SOUND]
DarKrowwell, I don't have it
DarKrowbut I hang out in it
@MinI'm gonna be beta testing for a couple hours then, I guess. Ragnarok Online... w00t!
* HellMacGee thinks of uninstalling Starcraft for the 4th time....
HellMacGeeNever even got past the 3rd mission.
* @Sentroid91 feels like looking for WarCraft 3
* DarKrow thinks of reinstalling StarCraft
* DarKrow feels like Chicken Tonight, like Chicken Tonight
HuzzahMan3000heh
@RobertoKayJesus. How long did that jingle last?
* @Gordon_Freeman opens up an interdimensional rift and sends Gordon into a safe, parallel universe.
HuzzahMan3000too long
@Gordon_Freemanedit....
* @Gordon_Freeman opens up an interdimensional rift and sends himself into a safe, parallel universe.
@RobertoKayIt seemed more like a month.
* Gordon_Freeman (asia@ZiRC-38179.ply.adelphia.net) Quit (Quit: Peer, my ass.)
HellMacGeeLater...I'm gonna play some Capture the Flag on Soldier of Fortune 2.....fun shit it be.
@Sentroid91Stay?
HellMacGeeI'll be back later....meaning I may be back tomorrow.
HellMacGeeOne thing first.
-> *NickServ* identify giz91473
* HellMacGee is now known as DarkonZero
* HellMacGee has left IRC
* DarkonZero is on IRC
-NickServ- Password accepted - you are now recognized.
@Sentroid91Well.... in the words of Homer Simpson....
@Sentroid91Ah crap!
DarkonZeroLater!
* Disconnected
Session Close: Thu Jul 18 20:16:21 2002

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