| Session Start: Mon May 13 21:07:29 2002 | ||
| Session Ident: #Deep13 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is '2http://www.deep13.tk | #Deep13: This is a leech and derelict-free zone. | Bob was here. For those of you who missed him: Too bad. But the highlights are available on our site, anyway, so enjoy. | #Deep13 wishes Min a very happy 15th and 364 days birthday.' | ||
| *** Set by RobertoKay on Mon May 13 16:40:41 | ||
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| DarkonZero | HOLY SHIITE! | |
|---|---|---|
| @Sentroid91 | Yo | |
| DarkonZero | Just read the ol' message board. | |
| *** Sentroid91 sets mode: +o Min[SLEEP] | ||
| @Sentroid91 | Ye. It's retarded now. | |
| TonicBH | hi DZ | |
| DarkonZero | I kept it going by just posting random shit....then I decided on the livejournal to post random shit. | |
| @Sentroid91 | I blocked whatsherface out of mine | |
| @Sentroid91 | Just because Jo did, and I thought I should too | |
| DarkonZero | Hehehe. | |
| * TonicBH isn't gonna ask who whatsherface is | ||
| DarkonZero | Apparently Melto found mine. | |
| TonicBH | Joel's posted my LJ here before | |
| @Sentroid91 | Tonic: The bitch with the tiny chin and big head | |
| DarkonZero | Heheheheh. | |
| TonicBH | the description says itself. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh...BTW....happy b-day to me. | |
| @Sentroid91 | ? | |
| DarkonZero | SING DAMMIT! | |
| @Sentroid91 | You? ICQ didn't notify me! | |
| DarkonZero | Heh. | |
| @Sentroid91 | Tonic: www.terribleclaw.com/junk/evil.jpg | |
| TonicBH | of course | |
| TonicBH | now the picture tells itself | |
| @Sentroid91 | I'm not wrong, am I? | |
| TonicBH | you're not | |
| @Sentroid91 | They should make a movie about it. | |
| DarkonZero | Heheheheh. | |
| DarkonZero | REad that. | |
| TonicBH | of course, it'd be on a smaller budget than Manos | |
| @Sentroid91 | "Tiny Chin, Big Head. The romantic story about the tiniest chin in all of Italia. And the big head that loved it." | |
| *** RobertoKay is on IRC | ||
| *** RobertoKay (hquiej@ZiRC-61901.we.client2.attbi.com) has joined #Deep13 | ||
| *** ChanServ sets mode: +a RobertoKay | ||
| *** ChanServ sets mode: +o RobertoKay | ||
| DarkonZero | Hey-O. | |
| @RobertoKay | Wiggy wiggy w3rd up. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh....when DID we go corporate? | |
| TonicBH | hi | |
| DarkonZero | I didn't get the memo. | |
| @Sentroid91 | This past week. | |
| @RobertoKay | Since we merged with Conhugeco. | |
| DarkonZero | Ah. | |
| @Sentroid91 | You didn't hear? WWE bought us. | |
| DarkonZero | DAMN! | |
| @Sentroid91 | Yes. And a joint venture of Conhuego and Cohones | |
| DarkonZero | How about hugecohones? | |
| @Sentroid91 | yes | |
| @RobertoKay | DZ... have you been following my journal lately? | |
| @Sentroid91 | the size of grapefruits | |
| @RobertoKay | Ugh. | |
| DarkonZero | Sorry Robbo....I haven't.....link please. | |
| @RobertoKay | Vince shouldn't play the role of being a dirty old man. | |
| @RobertoKay | Especially one who ACTS IT OUT. | |
| @RobertoKay | http://gqindustries.home.dk3.com/ | |
| @RobertoKay | I talk about thongs and lesbians and coffee and Jews in four seperate (but long) entries. | |
| @RobertoKay | So in short, it's your kinda thing. | |
| DarkonZero | Hehehehe. | |
| DarkonZero | I just read the ol' forum. | |
| DarkonZero | The ol' forum is cool.....to a point....where it's not cool. | |
| @Sentroid91 | It's cool to a point where you can make fun of Tiny Chin. | |
| @RobertoKay | JR: "Ric Flair is an asshole. I never trusted him. Ever. Since day 1." | |
| @Sentroid91 | Isn't Thursday gonna be Vince vs Costas 2? | |
| @RobertoKay | What? Where? When? | |
| @Sentroid91 | HBO | |
| @RobertoKay | Aw, crap. | |
| @Sentroid91 | I think it's this Thursday. I really wanna see it. The first one was hilarious. | |
| @RobertoKay | So I heard. | |
| @Sentroid91 | It was last year, and Costas brings up dX, crotch chopping, and "SUCK IT!". And Vince starts yelling at him: "We haven't done that in over 2 years!" | |
| @RobertoKay | Oh, no. | |
| @RobertoKay | The WWE is fucked for life. | |
| @RobertoKay | He just booked himself against Hogan. | |
| * @RobertoKay almost wants to cry tears of sadness. | ||
| @Sentroid91 | Plus Costas kept interupting Vince everytime he would talk. It got to the point where Vince got really pissed off. | |
| * Ocean-Saurian slaps DZ | ||
| Ocean-Saurian | and when I say slap I mean hug | |
| * DarkonZero gets out his BIG CARTOON MALLET! | ||
| DarkonZero | IT'S FOR KABLAMMIN'! | |
| * DarkonZero hits Ocean-Saurian with his BIG CARTOON MALLET! | ||
| Ocean-Saurian | and when I say Hug I mean Kiss | |
| Ocean-Saurian | and when I say kiss I mean kick him | |
| Ocean-Saurian | and when I say kick I mean hug him | |
| DarkonZero | >:p | |
| Ocean-Saurian | and when I say hug I mean give him a soda | |
| Ocean-Saurian | and when I say give him a soda I mean give him a nukular warhead | |
| @Sentroid91 | a nyukular? | |
| TonicBH | ... | |
| Ocean-Saurian | and when I say a nukular warhead I mean fuck you I got burger powers | |
| TonicBH | Rob, you decide to mention something from Hollywood Squares. hoorah. | |
| @RobertoKay | And when you keep prattling on like that, I mean you annoy me royally. | |
| @RobertoKay | I did it for you, Tonic. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm waiting for pizza. | |
| TonicBH | riiiiight. | |
| Ocean-Saurian | Oh no Robbies annyoing...it's the end of the world | |
| Ocean-Saurian | er | |
| Ocean-Saurian | annoyed* | |
| @RobertoKay | Hey, look! Hogan's bike WORKS! | |
| @RobertoKay | Sure, I bet you didn't mean that. | |
| DarkonZero | Nice Mac OS 17. | |
| TonicBH | why do I see that the WWE was fucked right from when they changed their logo | |
| DarkonZero | I'M GIVING YA A BOOT TO THE HEAD! | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| * DarkonZero gave RobertoKay a BOOT TO THE HEAD! | ||
| DarkonZero | You're gonna get it! | |
| * DarkonZero gets out his ATOMIC DEATH RAY! | ||
| * DarkonZero uses his ATOMIC DEATH RAY on Sentroid91! He got 'em good! | ||
| * TonicBH wishes he could hear some of these sounds | ||
| DarkonZero | There........ | |
| * @Sentroid91 rolls up his sleeve to reveal a webshooter. | ||
| * @Sentroid91 shoots sticky, unbreakable webs at DarkonZero | ||
| * Ocean-Saurian sits back and watches everyone kill each other | ||
| Ocean-Saurian | geez get a room guys | |
| TonicBH | heh | |
| TonicBH | in bed | |
| * Ocean-Saurian slaps tonic | ||
| Ocean-Saurian | your not worthy to speak | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'hump.wav' | ||
| [@Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| TonicBH | anyways | |
| @RobertoKay | Raw was fucked the minute their goth-rock theme debuted. | |
| TonicBH | The Weakest Link is off NBC. 3 words: THANK FUCKING GOD. | |
| @Sentroid91 | :( | |
| TonicBH | Jeez, too many Celebrity specials | |
| DarkonZero | Oh....I thought it said "Sentroid91 pulls down his pant to reveal his 'web-shooter'." | |
| @Sentroid91 | ye | |
| @Sentroid91 | You would, Pappy. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'gauss2.wav' | ||
| * @Sentroid91 gets out his Gauss Rifle and shoots right through DarkonZero 15|_-_-_-_\7==|= 8-------------(O_X)8----------------| | ||
| DarkonZero | Not really. | |
| * Ocean-Saurian hugs Robbie "FOGIVE ME PLEASE!!!!!!!!" hugs tighter..."PLEASE" | ||
| TonicBH | next they could've done was "old has-beens TV stars"... or they could've done an MST3k Weakest Link | |
| * DarkonZero puts Min's hand in warm water so she can piss herself. | ||
| TonicBH | But Robinson's quips wouldn't have been very funny: "Who forgot to push the button" doesn't really sound "funny" | |
| @Sentroid91 | So now we're stuck watching the syndicated version with that gaylord? Or did they take that one off too? | |
| @RobertoKay | That's a beautiful thought, DZ. | |
| DarkonZero | I know. | |
| DarkonZero | It's precious. | |
| TonicBH | the syndie one's still on | |
| @Sentroid91 | ugh | |
| @Sentroid91 | I hate that guy | |
| @RobertoKay | Gaylord Indian Restaurant on La Cienega Blvd. | |
| TonicBH | and you don't like George Gray, huh Sent? | |
| @Sentroid91 | Yes. | |
| @Sentroid91 | There are some things I don't like. | |
| @Sentroid91 | He is one of them | |
| TonicBH | Eh, he was worse on GSN's "Extreme Gong" | |
| * DarkonZero goes to eat pizza... | ||
| @Sentroid91 | And i'm a bit skeptical about the new syndicated Millionaire too. | |
| * Ocean-Saurian eat's DZ's pizza | ||
| * DarkonZero is now away! - 4,1Reason:(Pizza....can't leave any behind.)4,1 | ||
| @Sentroid91 | Meredith Viera? | |
| @Sentroid91 | Why? | |
| TonicBH | George Gray might be one of the few to be blacklisted from any Game Show offerings | |
| TonicBH | Why couldn't they just get Philbin? | |
| @Sentroid91 | Or someone else | |
| @Sentroid91 | Like Dick Clark or someone. | |
| TonicBH | New revival of Pyramid this fall, host: Donny Osmond | |
| @Sentroid91 | And isn't there a new Pyramid on the... ye | |
| @RobertoKay | Or Mr. T. | |
| TonicBH | DONNY OSMOND?! | |
| TonicBH | four words: BRING BACK DICK CLARK | |
| @Sentroid91 | 1,9Quote containing "goku":9,1 <ItIsTheCambotWhoIsMad> BobIshmael--$2.50. DeRaptor--$3.99. Goku--$3.64. Lyrics to Mr. Roboto--Priceless. Some things can't be bought, but for everthing else, there's American Express...unless you're Locdog. 1,9Number of Quotes found: 4 | |
| @Sentroid91 | 1,9Quote containing "goku":9,1 *** Goku changes topic to 'Mr. T should be the host of Who Wants To Be a Millionaire "Is that you're final answer, sucka....answer me foo!"' 1,9Number of Quotes found: 4 | |
| TonicBH | The Pyramid isn't Pyramid *WITHOUT* Clark. | |
| @Sentroid91 | I really liked that one with the 50 number people. | |
| TonicBH | WInning Lines | |
| @Sentroid91 | yeah | |
| TonicBH | that's a big hit in the UK: mainly because it uses the National Lottery over there | |
| @Sentroid91 | And why in the hell did they replace Louie with Al? | |
| Ocean-Saurian | <Some Retard> I like survivor...it's so...so realistic | |
| @Sentroid91 | poo | |
| TonicBH | Survivor sucks | |
| @Sentroid91 | yes | |
| TonicBH | GO BACK TO ROCK AND ROLL JEOPARDY, JEFF PROBST! | |
| @Sentroid91 | I can't imagine why people still want to watch it. | |
| TonicBH | yes | |
| TonicBH | it's boring now | |
| Ocean-Saurian | I actually like Big Brother | |
| @Sentroid91 | To some degree, I enjoyed Tough Enough | |
| @RobertoKay | Hey, Tonic, have you seen this? | |
| @RobertoKay | http://www.nbc.com/nbc/footer/Contestants.shtml | |
| TonicBH | I presume noone has Game Show Network, and has not seen "Whammy: The all-new Press Your Luck," correct? | |
| Ocean-Saurian | retard | |
| TonicBH | nope, Rob | |
| @RobertoKay | It's kind of sad. | |
| TonicBH | and since I'm 16, I can't get on any Game Show | |
| @Sentroid91 | Fear Factor's another one. LET THE DAMN SHOW DIE! | |
| TonicBH | YES | |
| @RobertoKay | No. But look at the last three. | |
| @RobertoKay | They're all new reality series. | |
| Ocean-Saurian | you have to be 18 to be on a gameshow right? | |
| TonicBH | Fantasy Island? 24-Hour Pass? Meet my Folks? | |
| TonicBH | Jeezus, why don't they just make that Game Show were you have to be in an RV with Mr. T? | |
| @Sentroid91 | <Joe Rogan> Hey... howyadoin'? Today's challenge.... you'll be diving into a icy cold pool in order to eat a cow's brain whole. But this pool isn't just icy... it's got 50 electric eels in it. And a shark. | |
| @Sentroid91 | <Joe Rogan> But that's not all... we'll be shackling you to the shark and stripping you nude. | |
| @RobertoKay | <TonicBH> Jeezus, why don't they just make that Game Show were you have to be in an RV with Mr. T? | |
| TonicBH | GSN premiered "Whammy: The all-new Press Your Luck" on Tax Day, and two new ones coming in June 3rd are "Friend or Foe" (hosted by some girl named "Kennedy") and "Russian Roulette" (hosted by Mark Walberg... No, not of Marky Mark and the funky bunch, the guy who hosted "Temptation Island") | |
| @RobertoKay | Because that's actually a GOOD idea. | |
| TonicBH | yes | |
| @RobertoKay | If you think it sucks, up yours. | |
| TonicBH | I think it's a great Idea, I should pitch it to NBC | |
| @Sentroid91 | "Friend or Foe" (hosted by some girl named "Kennedy") | |
| @Sentroid91 | MTV Kennedy? | |
| TonicBH | She has glasses, that's all I know | |
| @Sentroid91 | Yep, that's her. | |
| TonicBH | ah | |
| * TonicBH doesn't watch MTV anymore ever since it became filled with Pop and Rap and TRL 24/7) | ||
| @Sentroid91 | They should have Classic Concentration with Abe Vigods | |
| @Sentroid91 | Vigoda | |
| TonicBH | No, Classic Concentration with ED ASNER | |
| @RobertoKay | Fish is better. | |
| TonicBH | of course | |
| Ocean-Saurian | or maybe your mom Tonic | |
| @RobertoKay | That guy from Gasoline Alley is too old. | |
| @RobertoKay | And he's old. | |
| * TonicBH glares Joel | ||
| @RobertoKay | Old people are so uncool. | |
| * TonicBH glares at Joel, rather | ||
| @Sentroid91 | Except for Abe | |
| @RobertoKay | Yes. | |
| Ocean-Saurian | what? did you just glaze me tonic? | |
| @Sentroid91 | Just because of his role in Good Burger | |
| TonicBH | So they'll want Classic Concentration hosted by some washed-up star from a Nick show | |
| @Sentroid91 | Pete | |
| TonicBH | Which one? | |
| @Sentroid91 | The older one, I guess. | |
| TonicBH | whatever happened to that guy, anyways | |
| @RobertoKay | He was on that one Datek commercial. | |
| @Sentroid91 | Or that guy who did Double Dare 2000. The one who looked like Ben Savage. | |
| TonicBH | Jason Harris | |
| @Sentroid91 | That was retarded. | |
| TonicBH | yes | |
| TonicBH | goes to show you: if it ain't broke, don't fix it | |
| @Sentroid91 | Marc Summers was the king of Double Dare. | |
| TonicBH | YES. | |
| * TonicBH has an idea that involves Marc Summers and The Price is Right | ||
| @Sentroid91 | You cannot replace a host... hollywood should know that now. | |
| TonicBH | yes | |
| @Sentroid91 | Look at the time they had Wheel of Fortune with Bob Goen. | |
| TonicBH | Or Rolf Berniskche, or however the fuck you can spell his last name | |
| @Sentroid91 | And "The New Price is Right" which discluded the Showcase Wheel | |
| TonicBH | with Doug Davidson | |
| TonicBH | actually, the Wheel was there in some eps | |
| @Sentroid91 | But didn't they replace the Wheel with some kind of slot machine? | |
| TonicBH | no | |
| TonicBH | it was "The Price was right," where they bidded on items of the past | |
| * @RobertoKay gets sleepy. | ||
| @RobertoKay | And Raw isn't helping me out. | |
| Ocean-Saurian | P'twaaag! | |
| @Sentroid91 | why would it? | |
| Ocean-Saurian | P'twaaag? | |
| @RobertoKay | Scott Keith makes Raw look more interesting. | |
| @Sentroid91 | http://cbs.com/daytime/price/up_next.shtml -- That's gonna be hot. | |
| TonicBH | And some people despise "Whammy" because it's not hosted by Peter Tomarken, but rather Todd Newton | |
| TonicBH | Ah yes | |
| @RobertoKay | WTF? | |
| TonicBH | better whip a tape out for those | |
| @RobertoKay | Why did Molly Holly dress like Ruth Buzzi? | |
| Ocean-Saurian | actually I remeber they said the most expensive thing they had on the price is right was a "700,000 RV" it was cool | |
| TonicBH | $700,000? | |
| TonicBH | try $70,000, Joel | |
| TonicBH | $700,000 is too much for Price... at least for Daytime | |
| @Sentroid91 | Didn't they give away $2 million in that last special? | |
| TonicBH | not sure | |
| Ocean-Saurian | no tonic I think it was 700,000 | |
| @Sentroid91 | And isn't P Diddy or someone supposed to be replacing Whoopi on Squares? | |
| TonicBH | Joel, you can't give away a $700K+ RV on a Daytime Game Show | |
| TonicBH | Henry Winkler, Sent | |
| Ocean-Saurian | why? | |
| @Sentroid91 | Oh right. | |
| @RobertoKay | The Fonz. | |
| TonicBH | that's too much for daytime | |
| @RobertoKay | AYYYYYYY!!! | |
| Ocean-Saurian | no it's not | |
| TonicBH | the highest item they've ever offered was a $90K+ Dodge Viper | |
| TonicBH | giving away a $700,000 RV would be... hard | |
| Ocean-Saurian | well the woman lost | |
| @RobertoKay | Unless it was a Microsoft raffle contest. | |
| Ocean-Saurian | but do you know for sure they didn't have it? | |
| TonicBH | Joel, They have never given away an item over $100,000 | |
| TonicBH | on any special | |
| TonicBH | although Plinko was gonna be played for $100,000 on the 30th Anniversary special if Triple Play wasn't won | |
| Ocean-Saurian | that's a rediculas statment and I refuse to believe it | |
| TonicBH | I got many Game Show fans that can back me up | |
| @RobertoKay | <Robin Harris> ... ridickulus... | |
| @Sentroid91 | <Robin Harris> WE BEBE'S KIDS! | |
| TonicBH | I'm being serious, Joel | |
| TonicBH | They have NEVER given away an item at $100,000 or more | |
| @RobertoKay | Oh, let him be. | |
| TonicBH | yeah | |
| Ocean-Saurian | ok tonic | |
| @RobertoKay | Oh, God. | |
| @RobertoKay | Are we still supposed to believe Pamela Anderson is appealing anymore? | |
| @Sentroid91 | Why? | |
| @Sentroid91 | Where are they showing her? | |
| * DarkonZero is now back! Away cause - 4,1(Pizza....can't leave any behind.)4,1 | ||
| Ocean-Saurian | <Sent> With boobies? | |
| @RobertoKay | Some Baywatch marathon ad. | |
| Ocean-Saurian | Hey DZ? | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah? | |
| Ocean-Saurian | DZ? | |
| @Sentroid91 | <Cam's girfriend as Anna Kournikova> I do not show the booings. | |
| @Sentroid91 | <Cam's girfriend as Anna Kournikova> I do not show the boobings. | |
| * Ocean-Saurian pokes DZ | ||
| Ocean-Saurian | hey guess what DZ? | |
| DarkonZero | What? | |
| Ocean-Saurian | DZ, Ya there? DZ? Hey! | |
| @Sentroid91 | TNN always has a Baywatch marathon | |
| @RobertoKay | Just having spiked hair, tatoos all over my body, and piercings just as equally distributed--with a majority around my crotch--guarantees me a week in bed with her. | |
| Ocean-Saurian | HEY DZ DAMN YOU! | |
| * DarkonZero pukes on O-S..... | ||
| Ocean-Saurian | ewww...sticky mess on your operating system | |
| DarkonZero | I'm gonna go to install Wolfenstein. | |
| DarkonZero | I need my gaming fix. | |
| @RobertoKay | Sent... should I turn off the TV while Hogan/Flair is happening? | |
| DarkonZero | Later. | |
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Mon May 13 22:02:09 2002 | ||
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