| Session Start: Sun Jan 05 08:56:11 2003 | ||
| Session Ident: #Deep13 | ||
| * Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| * Topic is '9http://www.deep13.org | http://www.livejournal.com/community/deep13/ | Join the Army. Meet interesting people. Kill them.' | ||
| * Set by teenMSTie on Thu Jan 02 20:07:45 | ||
| * DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| * Min is on IRC | ||
| * Ocean-Saurian is on IRC | ||
| * PrincessLeia2 is on IRC | ||
| * Sentroid91 is on IRC | ||
| @Sentroid91 | 1,12megascript Quoter:12,1 Servo411: HHH will replace Austin at shows to team with Hulk Hogan. Something to look forward to. Sorta. WashuChanFan: Sent> They'll probly reveal it was an angle first and change it again! Obviously they want to risk losing tickets! Servo411: Yes, the tickets that haven't come. They're holding them because of some ruse. Servo411: Oh! I know why! Austin raped Aunt Jemima. | |
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| DarkonZero | And now for something completely different. | |
| @Sentroid91 | 1,12megascript Quoter:12,1 <KinkyCrowe> Sent's Franko Fetish is a little too far <DeRaptor> it's damned disturbing <DeSentroid> why? Because I downloaded 2 Franko songs from Napster? <jasoN> not even his brother has that many of his songs * Locdog07 wonders about Sent as his fetishes <Locdog07> SENT IS NOT MY FETISH! <DeSentroid> I'm your fetish? I'm very flattered, Loc Dog. <Locdog07> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! <Locdog07> Well, actually... you | |
| @Sentroid91 | http://channels.netscape.com/ns/browsers/download.jsp - wow... read the disclaimer at the bottom of this page | |
| DarkonZero | Governed by the legal requiremens of the United States? | |
| @Sentroid91 | may not be exported or re-exported to certain countries (currently Afghanistan (Taliban-controlled areas), Cuba, Iran, Iraq, Libya, North Korea, Sudan and Syria) or to persons or entities prohibited from receiving U.S. exports | |
| DarkonZero | Just saw that part. | |
| DarkonZero | Netscape is not for you Taliban! | |
| @Sentroid91 | So anyone we're thinking of bombing(or have bombed) | |
| * Ocean-Saurian is back | ||
| * Sentroid91 sets mode: +oo Jouva Ocean-Saurian | ||
| @Ocean-Saurian | yay | |
| DarkonZero | <Osama> Hmm....which browser will I download today.....maybe Netscape? <U.S. Military> We located Bin Laden....he's currently downloading U.S. property. | |
| @Ocean-Saurian | Hehehe... | |
| @Ocean-Saurian | <Osama> SHIT!... wait... I know how to get out of this! *types www.askjeeves.com "how do I run away like a little girl?"* | |
| DarkonZero | Did you read the disclaimer Netscape has...Sent pointed it out to me. | |
| DarkonZero | He pasted it above. | |
| @Ocean-Saurian | yes, I am not retarded | |
| DarkonZero | Did I say you were? | |
| DarkonZero | You ass munch. | |
| @Ocean-Saurian | No, but you don't have to say somthing when you can IMPLY it! | |
| DarkonZero | Did I imply it?.....no. | |
| DarkonZero | You ass munch. | |
| @Ocean-Saurian | Yes, I are king of munching asses | |
| DarkonZero | Are you now? | |
| @Ocean-Saurian | You claim it to be so | |
| DarkonZero | Did I claim it?......no. | |
| DarkonZero | You ass munch. | |
| @Ocean-Saurian | <DarkonZero> You ass munch. | |
| DarkonZero | You ass munch. | |
| @Ocean-Saurian | Sombody help DZ get that burr out of his ass | |
| DarkonZero | You ass munch. | |
| @Ocean-Saurian | What the hell man? | |
| DarkonZero | Heh. | |
| * Jouva is now known as Jouva-OUT | ||
| DarkonZero | "You ass munch"....can go far. | |
| @Ocean-Saurian | Tony Danza said the same thing about himself | |
| * DarkonZero now wants to see "Kill Bill". | ||
| @Ocean-Saurian | ...What movie? | |
| * Sentroid91 is now known as Sentroid[NotHome] | ||
| * Sentroid91 has left IRC | ||
| DarkonZero | Tarantino's latest movie. | |
| @Sentroid[NotHome] | 4 | |
| @Ocean-Saurian | Ah... | |
| @Ocean-Saurian | who the hell is Tarantino? | |
| DarkonZero | Tarantino of the Quentin kind. | |
| DarkonZero | Reboot! | |
| * Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Sun Jan 05 09:37:31 2003 | ||
| Session Start: Sun Jan 05 09:45:58 2003 | ||
| Session Ident: #Deep13 | ||
| * Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| * Topic is '9http://www.deep13.org | http://www.livejournal.com/community/deep13/ | Join the Army. Meet interesting people. Kill them.' | ||
| * Set by teenMSTie on Thu Jan 02 20:07:45 | ||
| * DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| * Min is on IRC | ||
| * PrincessLeia2 is on IRC | ||
| * Ocean-Saurian is on IRC | ||
| * Ocean-Saurian (Ocean-Saur@Psi-26F737A4.ipt.aol.com) has joined #Deep13 | ||
| Ocean-Saurian | I am so pissed... | |
| @Min | 7,1Min's MUTATED Quote Machine:14,1 <DeRaptor> I only kill in bed! | |
| DarkonZero | Sleep Min Is now Wakey Min. | |
| @Min | Dur. | |
| DarkonZero | w00t! | |
| * Tigger (Tigger@Psi-3BFF1CC.client.attbi.com) has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * Tigger is now known as TigAFK | ||
| * DarkonZero decides to play a bit of Silent Hill... | ||
| @Min | 7,1Min's MUTATED Quote Machine:14,1 <Greidanus> stop with the IRCese trout fighting! | |
| * RobertoKay is on IRC | ||
| * RobertoKay (~hquiej@Oper.PsiBlade.net) has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * RobertoKay sets mode: +o RobertoKay | ||
| * RobertoKay sets mode: +o Ocean-Saurian | ||
| @Min | 7,1Min's MUTATED Quote Machine:14,1 <Sentroid91> Empty with penis * Locdog07 empties the penis. | |
| TonicBH | [TonicBQuote] - Quote containing "where my penis":<@JessK> idunno where my penis <@JessK> .... <@JessK> PEN <@JessK> IS <@JessK> god x.x <@Quasi> YOU ARE A LESBO!!! (#deaddog!, Furnet) - [1 out of 47 total quotes found] | |
| @Min | 7,1Min's MUTATED Quote Machine:14,1 * IncredibleMeltingMan ponders #Deep13 cereal again. <DeRaptor> It would make the milk you-flavored! <DeRaptor> there would be green and tan mes and green marhmallowy Ns and licorice lings and stuff <Greidanus> and chocolate beavers <DeRaptor> yeah...mmmmm...wait... <IncredibleMeltingMan> Wow. <IncredibleMeltingMan> Kellogs Porn Flakes | |
| TonicBH | [TonicBQuote] - Quote containing "my penis":<@JessK> idunno where my penis <@JessK> .... <@JessK> PEN <@JessK> IS <@JessK> god x.x <@Quasi> YOU ARE A LESBO!!! (#deaddog!, Furnet) - [3 out of 47 total quotes found] | |
| TonicBH | [TonicBQuote] - Quote containing "my penis":<Luckett_X> i'd rather entrust my penis to a cock-eating dinosaur (#srb2, Mysteria) - [3 out of 47 total quotes found] | |
| TonicBH | [TonicBQuote] - Quote containing "Quit: my penis":2* Jouva (jouva@fluffy.moufette.com) Quit (Quit: my penis) 3* Jouva (jouva@fluffy.moufette.com) has joined #Deep13 6* Jouva shoots out a decoy scientist and watches it explode. 3* ChanServ sets mode: +aohv Jouva Jouva Jouva Jouva <@Jouva> yeah /quit... <@Jouva> Not /quote... /quit (#deep13, PSIblade) - [1 out of 47 total quotes found] | |
| @Min | 7,1Min's MUTATED Quote Machine:14,1 * DarkonZero realizes that he is a major target for hate. | |
| @Min | 7,1Min's MUTATED Quote Machine:14,1 <Cal-Crowe> My nuts are juggling themselves. | |
| @Sentroid[NotHome] | Stats R Updated | |
| @Sentroid[NotHome] | and i'm headed for NWRK EAST YO | |
| @RobertoKay | Thank you, person not home. | |
| DarkonZero | Man...I forgot how creepy Silent Hill is. | |
| * @Min smacks DeeZ | ||
| * Rubicant (~knoppix@Psi-1F261BA3.sub3.oplnk.net) has joined #Deep13 | ||
| @Min | 7,1Min's MUTATED Quote Machine:14,1 * Defie likes candy canes * Cal-Crowe likes pipe bombs | |
| * TigAFK looks around | ||
| * TigAFK is now known as Tigger | ||
| * DarkonZero stops playin' Silent Hill. | ||
| * Tigger looks around some more | ||
| Tigger | lol | |
| DarkonZero | I still have yet to complete that game. | |
| * @Min goes off to play some PLANE OF GOOFINESS. | ||
| DarkonZero | You do that and have fun. | |
| Tigger | hehe | |
| @RobertoKay | Heh. | |
| DarkonZero | Ha. | |
| DarkonZero | Later.....off to play DoD. | |
| * Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Sun Jan 05 11:39:33 2003 | ||
| Session Start: Sun Jan 05 12:30:25 2003 | ||
| Session Ident: #Deep13 | ||
| * Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| * Topic is '9http://www.deep13.org | http://www.livejournal.com/community/deep13/ | Join the Army. Meet interesting people. Kill them.' | ||
| * Set by teenMSTie on Thu Jan 02 20:07:45 | ||
| * Cal is on IRC | ||
| * DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| * Min is on IRC | ||
| * Ocean-Saurian is on IRC | ||
| * PrincessLeia2 is on IRC | ||
| * Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Sun Jan 05 12:34:36 2003 | ||
| Session Start: Sun Jan 05 12:43:20 2003 | ||
| Session Ident: #Deep13 | ||
| * Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| * Topic is '9http://www.deep13.org | http://www.livejournal.com/community/deep13/ | Join the Army. Meet interesting people. Kill them.' | ||
| * Set by teenMSTie on Thu Jan 02 20:07:45 | ||
| * Cal is on IRC | ||
| * DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| * Min is on IRC | ||
| * Ocean-Saurian is on IRC | ||
| * PrincessLeia2 is on IRC | ||
| * Tigger is now known as TigAFK | ||
| * Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Sun Jan 05 12:50:53 2003 | ||
| Session Start: Sun Jan 05 12:53:01 2003 | ||
| Session Ident: #Deep13 | ||
| * Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| * Topic is '9http://www.deep13.org | http://www.livejournal.com/community/deep13/ | Join the Army. Meet interesting people. Kill them.' | ||
| * Set by teenMSTie on Thu Jan 02 20:07:45 | ||
| * Cal is on IRC | ||
| * DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| * Min is on IRC | ||
| * Ocean-Saurian is on IRC | ||
| * PrincessLeia2 is on IRC | ||
| DarkonZero | One last time. | |
| * Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Sun Jan 05 12:53:52 2003 | ||
| Session Start: Sun Jan 05 13:04:46 2003 | ||
| Session Ident: #Deep13 | ||
| * Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| * Topic is '9http://www.deep13.org | http://www.livejournal.com/community/deep13/ | Join the Army. Meet interesting people. Kill them.' | ||
| * Set by teenMSTie on Thu Jan 02 20:07:45 | ||
| * Cal is on IRC | ||
| * DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| * Min is on IRC | ||
| * Ocean-Saurian is on IRC | ||
| * PrincessLeia2 is on IRC | ||
| * Sentroid91 is on IRC | ||
| * Sentroid91 (~servo911@Psi-35614534.nwrk.east.verizon.net) has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * Sentroid91 injects poison into #Deep13 | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'nwo.wav' | ||
| [Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| @Jouva | ? | |
| Sentroid91 | NWRK EAST, YO! | |
| KServo | hi | |
| TonicBH | backo :P | |
| * Sentroid91 sets mode: +o Sentroid91 | ||
| * @Sentroid91 moves Tig | ||
| @Jouva | For great justice? | |
| DarkonZero | Probably. | |
| @Sentroid91 | not really | |
| @Sentroid91 | There's no justice in moving Tig | |
| DarkonZero | What about pleasure? | |
| @Sentroid91 | oral pleasure | |
| DarkonZero | On man. | |
| DarkonZero | Or woman? | |
| @Sentroid91 | on woman | |
| DarkonZero | You or her? | |
| DarkonZero | Ugh....reboots. | |
| * Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Sun Jan 05 13:37:03 2003 | ||
| Session Start: Sun Jan 05 13:41:18 2003 | ||
| Session Ident: #Deep13 | ||
| * Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| * Topic is '9http://www.deep13.org | http://www.livejournal.com/community/deep13/ | Join the Army. Meet interesting people. Kill them.' | ||
| * Set by teenMSTie on Thu Jan 02 20:07:45 | ||
| * Cal is on IRC | ||
| * DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| * Min is on IRC | ||
| * Ocean-Saurian is on IRC | ||
| * PrincessLeia2 is on IRC | ||
| * Sentroid91 is on IRC | ||
| Cal | MOVING | |
| Cal | TO | |
| Cal | MARS | |
| Cal | Wheeeeeeeeeeeee | |
| DarkonZero | Are you now? | |
| [@Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| Cal | England is | |
| @Sentroid91 | green | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| @Sentroid91 | :( | |
| @Sentroid91 | dun have on this comp. | |
| * DarkonZero goes back to playing Silent Hill.... | ||
| DarkonZero | Freaky shit. | |
| * Jouva is now known as Jouva-WORK | ||
| @Sentroid91 | 1,9megascript Quoter:9,1 <MeltingMan> Toaster ovens are people, too. | |
| @Sentroid91 | rquote | |
| @Sentroid[NotHome] | 1,12megascript Quoter:12,1 <Tamahome> I didn't want to be quoted | |
| * TigAFK is now known as Tigger | ||
| * Rubicant (~Blah@Psi-1F261BA3.sub3.oplnk.net) has joined #Deep13 | ||
| Tigger | hi Rubicant | |
| @Ocean-Saurian | Hey Rub rub! | |
| Tigger | lol | |
| @Ocean-Saurian | Rub are you in the bath tub? "Rub a Rub a dub dub!" | |
| * Tigger blinks | ||
| DarkonZero | Bad joke. | |
| Tigger | heh | |
| * @Ocean-Saurian cries and runs off | ||
| * @Ocean-Saurian comes back | ||
| * @Ocean-Saurian hugs his floopy | ||
| Tigger | not the floopy again | |
| @Ocean-Saurian | Don't make me use my floopy on you | |
| @Ocean-Saurian | I'll uh... | |
| @Ocean-Saurian | Well, I could... uh... | |
| @Ocean-Saurian | Throw it at you? | |
| Tigger | uhh | |
| @Ocean-Saurian | and it would be all color coded | |
| Tigger | lol | |
| @Ocean-Saurian | and you'd be like "Ah" and I would be all like "serves you right" | |
| Tigger | hrm | |
| @Ocean-Saurian | ... | |
| * Tigger shakes her head | ||
| @Ocean-Saurian | You know I love you Tigger... Well... no because Love is such a strong word | |
| Tigger | haha | |
| @Ocean-Saurian | Where is Jo and Time? I need them | |
| Tigger | i donno | |
| @Ocean-Saurian | You are hiding them arn't you? | |
| * Rubicant is | ||
| * Tigger twiddles her thumbs | ||
| @Ocean-Saurian | ... | |
| @Ocean-Saurian | DIE! | |
| * Tigger eeps and runs | ||
| * Rubicant twiddles his thumbs..and Tiggs at the same time | ||
| * Rubicant Now spinning: 1. Mission 12 24 | ||
| * Rubicant Now spinning: 1. Yasanori Mitsuda - Scars Left By Time | ||
| * Tigger returns..even tho she never really left | ||
| @Ocean-Saurian | heh | |
| @Ocean-Saurian | that's like me saying | |
| @Ocean-Saurian | "I finished my homwork... even though I never had any" | |
| @Ocean-Saurian | homework* | |
| * Rubicant Now spinning: 1. Yasunori Mitsuda - Star of Tears | ||
| @Sentroid91 | Why is Joey looking for Jo or TIme? | |
| DarkonZero | To steal their l33tn3ss. | |
| TonicBH | sex0r? wait, Joey, Jo nor Time is female | |
| * Rubicant (~Blah@Psi-1F261BA3.sub3.oplnk.net) Quit (Ping timeout) | ||
| @Ocean-Saurian | I need them because I have networking homework | |
| * Rubicant (~Blah@Psi-1F261BA3.sub3.oplnk.net) has joined #Deep13 | ||
| TonicBH | a-ha. | |
| Tigger | hrm | |
| * Rubicant Now spinning: 1. - Wierd Al Yankovic - It's All About The Pentiums | ||
| @Ocean-Saurian | Do you go around all day and say "Hrm" Tigger? If so, how many people threated to "make you shut up"? | |
| * Tigger runs around the room poking random people | ||
| Tigger | haha | |
| @Ocean-Saurian | OW! | |
| Tigger | actually...i dont say much at all | |
| @Ocean-Saurian | NOT AGAIN! | |
| DarkonZero | Poke me again! | |
| Tigger | throughout a school day..i might say like a few sentences | |
| * Tigger stops | ||
| Tigger | ok no | |
| DarkonZero | Fine. | |
| @Ocean-Saurian | <Tiggers mom> Hrm hrm hrmmm hrm hrm <Tigger> Hrm hrm hrrrm? <Tiggers Dad> Hrm hrm HRM HRM!!! | |
| Tigger | haha | |
| Tigger | that would be quite funny | |
| @Ocean-Saurian | ...hrm | |
| * Tigger hrms...thats my word | ||
| @Ocean-Saurian | Heh I was on a roll last night | |
| @Ocean-Saurian | I should talk in deep 13 when I am sleepy more often | |
| Tigger | lol | |
| * Min (~avasquez@blackmesa.us.gov) has left #Deep13 | ||
| * Min has left IRC | ||
| KServo | 'night | |
| * KServo is now known as KServo[Sleep] | ||
| * @Ocean-Saurian gives everyone a kiss and a hug | ||
| * Tigger blinks | ||
| Tigger | lol | |
| DarkonZero | Ugh. | |
| * Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Sun Jan 05 15:58:55 2003 | ||
| Session Start: Sun Jan 05 19:54:23 2003 | ||
| Session Ident: #Deep13 | ||
| * Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| * Topic is '9http://www.deep13.org | http://www.livejournal.com/community/deep13/ | Join the Army. Meet interesting people. Kill them.' | ||
| * Set by teenMSTie on Thu Jan 02 20:07:45 | ||
| * Cal is on IRC | ||
| * DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| * Min is on IRC | ||
| * PrincessLeia2 is on IRC | ||
| * Sentroid91 is on IRC | ||
| -NickServ- [IDENTIFY] Your nick has been registered with PsiBlade. If you are the owner of this nick, please identify now. | ||
| -NickServ- [SYNTAX] /NickServ identify <password> | ||
| -ChanServ- [#Deep13] Welcome to #deep13. Be sure to visit our website at http://www.deep13.org/ but you probably already knew that. | ||
| -NickServ- [IDENTIFY] Password Accepted - You are now identified | ||
| Cal | hihihihihihi | |
| DarkonZero | Take some lithium Cal. | |
| @Sentroid91 | Don't you mean "thake"? | |
| @Sentroid91 | beh... that gay ass Space Ghost ep is on again | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah...that thoo. | |
| * Rubicant (~Blah@Psi-1F261BA3.sub3.oplnk.net) Quit (Quit: ) | ||
| @Min | OLD SKOOL | |
| DarkonZero | I'LL SKOOL YOUR ASS! | |
| @Min | Old skool Aqua Teen.... on SPACE GHOST | |
| @Sentroid91 | no | |
| @Sentroid91 | Gay skool Aqua Teen | |
| @Min | Ye. Heh. | |
| @Sentroid91 | Old skool would be the ACTUAL Aqua Teen Hunger Force | |
| DarkonZero | Ah....the Burger Trends ones. | |
| @Sentroid91 | And the Master Shake without the Ignignot voice. | |
| @Min | HEH!!!!!! | |
| * RobertoKay is on IRC | ||
| * RobertoKay (hquiej@Oper.PsiBlade.net) has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * ChanServ sets mode: +aohv RobertoKay RobertoKay RobertoKay RobertoKay | ||
| @RobertoKay | Hello. | |
| @Min | NOSEBLEEEEEED | |
| DarkonZero | I'LL SKOOL YOUR ASSES! | |
| @Min | At least Meatwad is somewhat the same. | |
| DarkonZero | He is.... | |
| DarkonZero | Except the part when he asks for death. | |
| @Sentroid91 | EAT! | |
| @Min | Yeah. | |
| @Sentroid91 | Well he kinda asked for death in Dumber Dolls | |
| DarkonZero | I musta missed it. | |
| DarkonZero | I WENT UP TO A GANGSTA AND SAID, YO MUTHAFUCKA! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! | |
| @RobertoKay | Heh. | |
| DarkonZero | Threebrian......odd songs...good fun. | |
| @Min | Ye. | |
| DarkonZero | Threebrain even | |
| @Sentroid91 | Foster: Do I look like a cat to you? Do you see me jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Do I lick milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?! | |
| Cal | http://dvd.ign.com/articles/381/381227p1.html <- Two Towers: Extended Edition new scenes | |
| DarkonZero | And thus the war anded and Cal killed the conversation. | |
| @RobertoKay | Shall we go to the morgue to claim it? | |
| DarkonZero | Anded.... | |
| @RobertoKay | Or confirm it or whatever you do. | |
| DarkonZero | <DZ at the morgue> That's my corpse.....I had dibs first! | |
| * Cal defliburates DZ and Rob | ||
| Cal | --(]~~[)--- | |
| DarkonZero | You forgot to yell "CLEAR". | |
| * DarkonZero takes a gun out and kills all the people auditioning for American Idol. | ||
| DarkonZero | A toilet flushing sounds better. | |
| * Cal finds his luger and helps out DarkonZero in the mass killing | ||
| Cal | This is fun! | |
| DarkonZero | Yep. | |
| * Cal runs out | ||
| Cal | *click* *click* | |
| Cal | Damn | |
| DarkonZero | Anyone else wanna help? | |
| Cal | no more buwwets | |
| * Cal pistol whips the rest | ||
| * DarkonZero gives Cal a mini-gat. | ||
| DarkonZero | Here. | |
| Cal | This is more fun! | |
| * Cal takes out a blackjack | ||
| * Cal bludgeons more moron singers | ||
| * @Min helps out with her bowie knife, PVC pipe and crowbar. | ||
| * Cal bludgeons Min and DZ | ||
| Cal | Whoops | |
| DarkonZero | OW! | |
| Cal | Sorry about that... | |
| @Min | ....ow. | |
| Cal | I didn't realize it was you... | |
| DarkonZero | Was I singing? | |
| Cal | No | |
| Cal | I just wasn't paying attention | |
| DarkonZero | O....just watching it next time. | |
| DarkonZero | ok even | |
| * Cal straps Simon onto a table | ||
| * Cal takes a 100 ton weight | ||
| DarkonZero | Good....that fucker needs that. | |
| * Cal fastens the 100 ton weight to a piano wire | ||
| * Cal positions the weight above Simon | ||
| * Cal takes out some scissors | ||
| * Cal stabs Simon to death | ||
| * Cal realizes the scissors just bend! | ||
| * Cal crushes the Robo-Simon instead | ||
| Cal | *SPLAT* *CRUNCH* *FIZZ* | |
| DarkonZero | Feel better Cal? | |
| @RobertoKay | Heh. | |
| Cal | Yeah | |
| Cal | That got rid of all my stress | |
| DarkonZero | Good....good. | |
| Cal | http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/oops.html HAHAHAHAHA | |
| Cal | The only time you'll hear "blow job" on Fox News | |
| DarkonZero | lol | |
| @RobertoKay | Ooh. Enron TV-movie in 15 minutes. | |
| @Min | HEH | |
| @RobertoKay | ... is the concept that funny? | |
| Cal | the fox news thing? | |
| @RobertoKay | No. | |
| @RobertoKay | Though Fox News was an amusing concept, too. | |
| DarkonZero | Two things that sounds odd together.....Fox and News. | |
| @Sentroid91 | Bizzaro! | |
| @RobertoKay | It still workd. | |
| @Sentroid91 | Bizzaro! | |
| @Sentroid91 | Bizzaro! | |
| @RobertoKay | Works, even. | |
| @Sentroid91 | Werks? | |
| @RobertoKay | Worker and Parasite. | |
| DarkonZero | DZ and work. | |
| @RobertoKay | Bed and vanilla coke. | |
| Cal | How about some recreational drugs? | |
| DarkonZero | I need pit. | |
| DarkonZero | pot even | |
| Cal | All I got is sun-dried spinach | |
| * Cal makes some joints out of it | ||
| * @RobertoKay gives DeeZ a peach pit. | ||
| DarkonZero | No....pot.....I need pot. | |
| @Min | BIZARRO!!! | |
| DarkonZero | No....not Bizarro pot....just plain pot. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh yeah.....tonights the encore of the New Year's Eve thing | |
| @shade | yup | |
| DarkonZero | I will not miss Dumber Dolls then. | |
| @shade | Bizarro I LOVE YOU! | |
| Cal | How do you do? | |
| Cal | My pants are very large. | |
| Cal | Would you like decaffinated? | |
| DarkonZero | Nope. | |
| DarkonZero | Decap killed the conversation. | |
| DarkonZero | WE NEED MORE CAFFINE! | |
| DarkonZero | Decaf even | |
| DarkonZero | I NEED MORE CAFFINE! | |
| DarkonZero | Or chinese food. | |
| DarkonZero | One of the two. | |
| * DarkonZero goes to eat Chinese food. | ||
| Cal | Go skin and gut a cat | |
| DarkonZero | That's Thai food. | |
| @Sentroid91 | BIZARRO! I LOVE YOU! BIZARRO! | |
| DarkonZero | Sorry....I'm taken. | |
| @Sentroid91 | By who? Bizarro Debbie? | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah. | |
| DarkonZero | Isn't that bizarro? | |
| DarkonZero | lol | |
| DarkonZero | Local news.....strippers probably might have to be liscensed to strip. | |
| Time | wait a sec, there is a *black* stormy? | |
| @Sentroid91 | Nope. Just a Bizarro Stormy | |
| @Sentroid91 | And a Regular Stormy | |
| DarkonZero | Las Vegas...only place where they try to get money any way they can. | |
| * Tigger (Tigger@Psi-3BFF1CC.client.attbi.com) has joined #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | And I'm talking about the city. | |
| DarkonZero | It's just too funny. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh...hey Tig. | |
| * Tigger waves | ||
| DarkonZero | I think the wave killed everyone. | |
| Cal | Yep | |
| * Tigger frowns... | ||
| DarkonZero | Awww.... | |
| Tigger | it always goes quiet whenever i go into room | |
| Tigger | s | |
| Tigger | i dont get it | |
| DarkonZero | But you meant good intentions. | |
| Tigger | heh | |
| DarkonZero | It's been off and on. | |
| DarkonZero | People just say stuff when they feel the need. | |
| DarkonZero | We are an odd bunch. | |
| * Tigger nods | ||
| DarkonZero | I just tend to take up most of everyone else's talk time. | |
| Tigger | hrm | |
| DarkonZero | In other words.....I talk too much...and mostly about nothing. | |
| Tigger | i see | |
| DarkonZero | And usually nothing equals me. | |
| DarkonZero | Heh....Conan O'Brain is on Andy Richyers show. | |
| DarkonZero | Dammit. | |
| DarkonZero | O'Brian even | |
| Cal | Raymond's here! | |
| DarkonZero | Where? | |
| * DarkonZero rereads the Conan line again..... | ||
| DarkonZero | God I'm an idiot. | |
| DarkonZero | Richter even also. | |
| DarkonZero | I wish Min was here to beat the shit outta me. | |
| DarkonZero | It might straighten out my brain. | |
| DarkonZero | Cal....you still here? | |
| DarkonZero | I just want you to cave my skull in with a blunt object. | |
| Cal | Ok | |
| DarkonZero | Wait.....Robby....you do it. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....Both you and Robby do it. | |
| @RobertoKay | I'm busy. | |
| * Cal takes a Planet Hollywood cheeseburger and bludgeons DZ on the head with it | ||
| DarkonZero | Dammit Robby. | |
| DarkonZero | Thanks Cal. | |
| * DarKrow is on IRC | ||
| * DarKrow (~darkrow@Psi-16A68F0D.telocity.com) has joined #Deep13 | ||
| DarKrow | I EAT BABIES | |
| Tigger | eww | |
| DarKrow | but enough about me. | |
| DarkonZero | Wow. | |
| DarKrow | how are you? | |
| DarkonZero | I'm fine... | |
| Tigger | thats almost as bad as a joke i heard one time.. | |
| Tigger | These two parents were sitting in the living room on the couch watching t.v., and their little boy comes walking in to the room holding his finger up and its all red and bloody...and he says "Ya know the soft spot on my baby brother's head?" | |
| DarKrow | heh | |
| Tigger | eww | |
| DarkonZero | hehehehe., | |
| DarkonZero | That was kinda good. | |
| DarKrow | yay for dead babies! | |
| DarkonZero | www.babysmasher.com | |
| DarKrow | seen it. | |
| DarkonZero | I know. | |
| DarKrow | If I had extra cash, I'd get some of those | |
| DarkonZero | So have I. | |
| DarKrow | that, and some "I Threw Up" stickers | |
| @Sentroid91 | There were 3 tomatoes.... mama tomato, papa tomato, and baby tomato. So they were off walking and papa tomato notices baby tomato lagging behind. So he squishes baby and says "Catch up" | |
| DarKrow | LAME | |
| Tigger | A girl is in the kitchen with her mom..and she says to her mom "Mommy mommy, why do i always walk in circles?" and the mom says "shaddap or i'll nail your other foot to the floor" | |
| @Sentroid91 | Here's a better one | |
| DarKrow | http://66.96.179.125/ithrewup/ | |
| @Sentroid91 | Some gaywad walked into #Deep13 and said "I EAT BABIES" | |
| @Sentroid91 | AHAHAHAHAHAH! FUNNY FUNNY! | |
| DarkonZero | lol | |
| Tigger | heh | |
| DarkonZero | Damn....it's time to play "Who's the Gaywad? | |
| DarkonZero | " | |
| @Sentroid91 | The ball is in your mind | |
| DarkonZero | Odd e-mail #43 "Ilike that pp" | |
| DarkonZero | Odd e-mail subject #43 "I like that pp" | |
| DarkonZero | Why the hell do I get them? | |
| DarkonZero | No more porn sites for a while. | |
| DarKrow | http://66.96.179.125/ithrewup/html/unitedkingdom_pages/toilet-pic1.html | |
| @Sentroid91 | http://latinoreview.com/films_2003/wb/t3/images/newt3-2.jpg | |
| @Sentroid91 | yeah | |
| * DarkonZero wants Action Bills. | ||
| * @Sentroid91 throws DZ off the cliff | ||
| DarkonZero | No....I played "Highlander" yesterday. | |
| @Sentroid91 | You're the Highlander | |
| @Sentroid91 | go find Connery and kick his ass now | |
| [@Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| DarKrow | Implied Regurgitation rules | |
| * Sentroid91 (~servo911@Oper.PsiBlade.net) Quit (Ping timeout) | ||
| * Sentroid91 has left IRC | ||
| DarkonZero | Wow. | |
| * Sentroid91 is on IRC | ||
| * Sentroid91 (~servo911@Oper.PsiBlade.net) has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * Sentroid91 injects poison into #Deep13 | ||
| * ChanServ sets mode: +qohv Sentroid91 Sentroid91 Sentroid91 Sentroid91 | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'nwo.wav' | ||
| [@Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | wb. | |
| @Sentroid91 | Welcome | |
| @Sentroid91 | I am Dracula | |
| @Sentroid91 | This is my grave | |
| @Sentroid91 | The D on my grave | |
| DarkonZero | Blackula? | |
| @Sentroid91 | Stands for Dracula | |
| DarKrow | Scott Blackula? | |
| @Sentroid91 | You didn't lock that door, it was out in the yard. | |
| DarkonZero | Highlander scene. | |
| @Sentroid91 | yes | |
| DarkonZero | You take forever. | |
| DarKrow | Scott Blackula? | |
| DarkonZero | Yes. | |
| DarkonZero | Can I love you DK? | |
| DarkonZero | In a non gay way. | |
| DarKrow | only platonically | |
| DarkonZero | Ok. | |
| DarkonZero | I love you DK. | |
| DarkonZero | In a non gay way. | |
| @Sentroid91 | what he wants you to think. :D | |
| DarKrow | I love you DZ. Platonically. | |
| DarkonZero | I love you Sent. | |
| DarkonZero | In a non gay way. | |
| @Sentroid91 | BIZARRO! I LOVE YOU! BIZARRO! | |
| DarkonZero | No Bizarro lovin'! | |
| * DarKrow is now known as BIZARROKROW | ||
| * DarKrow has left IRC | ||
| BIZARROKROW | ME LOVE SENT! ME THINK SENT BEST PERSON EVER | |
| DarkonZero | Heh. | |
| * BIZARROKROW is now known as DarKrow | ||
| * DarKrow is on IRC | ||
| * @Sentroid91 throws BIZARROKROW on the ground, cracking his glass dome. | ||
| DarkonZero | Anyone choose a place yet for a supposed get together? | |
| DarKrow | Brunchmonocon '03 is in D.C. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmmm...... | |
| DarKrow | I still vote for NYC | |
| DarkonZero | Baltimore sounds good. | |
| @Sentroid91 | You know I was pondering earlier... where will Mike and Kevin be this year? They always seem to be somewhere.... | |
| DarKrow | Baltimore suxx0rz. Nothing to do. | |
| @Sentroid91 | At least for the past couple of years | |
| DarkonZero | I just said Baltimore sounds good....I didn't say I'd like to go there. | |
| DarkonZero | Baltimore. | |
| DarkonZero | Say it with me. | |
| DarkonZero | Baltimore. | |
| DarKrow | Baltiless | |
| DarKrow | Douglas. | |
| DarKrow | <Cheat> MEH! | |
| DarKrow | Douglas. | |
| DarkonZero | How about going to Intercourse,PA ? | |
| DarKrow | <Cheat> MEEEEEEEH! | |
| @Sentroid91 | How about Gaylord, MI? | |
| DarKrow | Douglas! | |
| DarKrow | <Cheat> MEH! | |
| @Sentroid91 | Yes.... we don't understand, ok? | |
| DarKrow | There you have it. The Cheat can't say anything normal... like Douglas. | |
| DarKrow | do none of you watch the Strong Bad E-Mails?! | |
| DarKrow | Philistines! | |
| @Sentroid91 | No. I don't watch e-mails. I read them | |
| DarkonZero | lol | |
| @Sentroid91 | Don't know what you do to them, but that's your business. | |
| DarKrow | www.homestarrunner.com | |
| DarKrow | BE ENLIGHTENED FOOS | |
| @Sentroid91 | Yeah.... | |
| DarkonZero | I got an e-mail of boobies....with a sign with my name on it. | |
| -Sentroid91- *gaylord* | ||
| DarkonZero | Doctored pic never looked better. | |
| @Sentroid91 | heh | |
| @Sentroid91 | sounds like www.yzzerdd.com | |
| DarkonZero | Wanna see it? | |
| DarKrow | homestarrunner.com is TEH BEST WEBSIET EVAR! | |
| @Sentroid91 | i bed it is | |
| DarKrow | Douglas. | |
| @Sentroid91 | What does that mean meow? | |
| DarkonZero | The picture is quite nipply. | |
| DarkonZero | Boobies. | |
| DarkonZero | Great....I got it on the brain now. | |
| * DarKrow erases DZ's porno memory | ||
| DarkonZero | Can't...I just looked at the picture again. | |
| @Sentroid91 | Why did you do that meow? | |
| DarKrow | who? | |
| @Sentroid91 | Don't play foolish with me meow. | |
| * DarkonZero takes away Sent's copy of Super Troopers. | ||
| @Sentroid91 | Bearfucker. | |
| DarkonZero | Heh. | |
| DarkonZero | That was classic. | |
| DarkonZero | BEARFUCKER! DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE? | |
| @Sentroid91 | :D | |
| DarKrow | WHOO! MY E2 WRITE UP ABOUT THE DEVO HAT GOT A "C!" | |
| DarKrow | (A "C!" in Everything2 means that it's been designated a "Cool Pick | |
| DarKrow | ") | |
| -Sentroid91- *gaylord* | ||
| DarkonZero | Very. | |
| DarKrow | http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1411180 | |
| @Sentroid91 | yep yep | |
| @Sentroid91 | I'll believe ya when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet. | |
| * Tigger (Tigger@Psi-3BFF1CC.client.attbi.com) has left #Deep13 | ||
| DarkonZero | I don't want a large Farva! | |
| * DarKrow forcefeeds Sent a bunch of rainbow sherbet and purple food coloring | ||
| @Sentroid91 | Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans." | |
| @Sentroid91 | Mac: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy stuff on the wall and the mozzarella sticks? | |
| @Sentroid91 | Farva: You mean Shenanigans? | |
| @Sentroid91 | Rabbit: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO! | |
| @Sentroid91 | [As they hand the Captain their pistols] | |
| DarKrow | mmm.... pistol-whip | |
| @Sentroid91 | Farva: Give me a double bacon cheeseburger. | |
| @Sentroid91 | Burger Kid: (Into mic) Double bacon cheeseburger. It's for a cop. | |
| @Sentroid91 | Farva: What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now? | |
| @Sentroid91 | Burger Kid: No, I just told him that so he makes it good. (Into mic) Don't spit in that cop's burger. | |
| @Sentroid91 | Farva: Whatever. | |
| @Sentroid91 | Burger Kid: Want me to supersize your meal for 25 cents? | |
| @Sentroid91 | Farva: Want me to punch you upsize your head...for free? | |
| @Sentroid91 | Burger Kid: It's only 25 cents. Look how much you get. | |
| @Sentroid91 | Farva: You know what I want? A liter of cola. That's French for | |
| @Sentroid91 | [shouting] | |
| @Sentroid91 | Farva: give me my fucking cola! | |
| * DarKrow eats whipped topping with a pistol | ||
| * @Sentroid91 pulls the trigger while it's in DeeK's mouth. | ||
| DarKrow | it's not loaded, asshole | |
| @Sentroid91 | It was. | |
| DarKrow | I unloaded it! | |
| @Sentroid91 | I know | |
| @Sentroid91 | Into your brains | |
| DarKrow | Just before I started eating, I took out the clip, and I unloaded the chamber | |
| * DarKrow shows Sent the clip and bullet. | ||
| @Sentroid91 | then I put another clip in | |
| @Sentroid91 | so you ate with that | |
| DarKrow | How? It was in my hand the whole time. | |
| @Sentroid91 | and unloaded | |
| * DarkonZero watches the Kill Bill trailer. | ||
| @Sentroid91 | With a spoon | |
| DarKrow | You must have loaded a different pistol | |
| @Sentroid91 | I loaded another pistol and replaced it on the jumpcut | |
| DarKrow | WHAT JUMPCUT?! | |
| DarKrow | Life has no Jump cuts | |
| @Sentroid91 | and that's when Tigger came back | |
| DarKrow | no more movies for you, bucko | |
| DarKrow | no TV either. | |
| DarKrow | and to be safe, no radio. | |
| DarkonZero | Taratino does a kung-fu flic. | |
| @Sentroid91 | That's because you're dreaming | |
| DarKrow | Nope. | |
| DarKrow | This is real. | |
| DarKrow | *pinches self* | |
| DarKrow | ow! | |
| DarKrow | see? | |
| @Sentroid91 | Uma + yellow + jumpsuit + katana blade = :P~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | |
| @Sentroid91 | Shoot yourself in the face with that pistol to see if you're dreaming. :D | |
| DarkonZero | Heh. | |
| * DarKrow shoots Sent with a loaded pistol | ||
| DarKrow | HEE | |
| @Sentroid91 | You hit the wall. | |
| @Sentroid91 | Your aim sucks ass. | |
| DarKrow | don't make me shove this gun up your ass and shoot | |
| DarkonZero | Sent is gonna go all Matrix on your ass. | |
| @Sentroid91 | Yes, Jesus | |
| @Sentroid91 | 8 year olds, DeeZ. | |
| DarKrow | 8 year olds are too old to eat. I eat babies. | |
| @Sentroid91 | I wasn't talking about eating them, pederass. :D | |
| DarkonZero | Well still......go all Matrix on his ass. | |
| * DarKrow eats sauteed leg of baby | ||
| DarkonZero | Come on Steve-Dave. | |
| DarKrow | anyone want a bite? | |
| @Sentroid91 | no thanks. | |
| DarkonZero | I pass. | |
| DarkonZero | Ask Cal. | |
| * @Sentroid91 watches DeeK go near a baby.... the Deliverance theme starts playing. | ||
| DarkonZero | lol | |
| Cal | gah | |
| Cal | SQUEAL LIKE A PIG! | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'squeal.wav' | ||
| [@Sentroid91 SOUND] | ||
| DarKrow | I just eat them. Kill, clean, cook, eat. | |
| DarKrow | It tastes like chicken | |
| @Sentroid91 | <DeeK> FUCK | |
| DarKrow | <DeeK> YOU | |
| @Sentroid91 | Licence and registration, chickenfucker! | |
| DarkonZero | I like to touch lesbian butt. | |
| DarkonZero | But that's me. | |
| DarKrow | That's nice. | |
| DarkonZero | Now I just want to touch my friends' sisters' butt. | |
| DarKrow | *finishes the baby leg* | |
| DarkonZero | She no lezbo. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm pathetic.....in a good way. | |
| @Sentroid91 | too much info there, DeeKy | |
| DarKrow | eating! | |
| @Sentroid91 | Riiiight... | |
| DarKrow | consuming the flesh. It is now being digested. | |
| Cal | with Bob Hoskins | |
| DarkonZero | He's gotta finish the cock....er....tail. | |
| @Sentroid91 | A bit too much detail for somebody who's just "eating" a baby. | |
| DarKrow | <Bob_Hoskins> Fuck me.... YOU VICIOUS BASTARD! | |
| @Sentroid91 | <DeeKy> Doh-kay! | |
| DarKrow | mquote, search donut | |
| @Min | 7,1Quote containing "donut":14,1 <Sentroid91> I LIKE DONUT PORN BECAUSE I CAN STICK MY WILLIE IN THE HOLE AND FUCK IT 7,1|14,1 1 7,1out of14,1 242 7,1quotes found. | |
| DarKrow | I win. | |
| @Sentroid91 | Donuts aren't babies, though. | |
| DarKrow | cannibalism != sex | |
| DarKrow | I don't fuck my food. | |
| DarKrow | weirdo. | |
| @Sentroid91 | != sex? Whatever you say | |
| DarKrow | != == Does Not Equal | |
| @Sentroid91 | ====== to you too | |
| DarkonZero | Enough of the =========== | |
| DarKrow | the "!=" means "Does Not Equal" | |
| DarKrow | it's a C and C++ operator | |
| @Sentroid91 | Thanks for the Algebra lesson, Professor Babyfucker | |
| DarKrow | I repeat | |
| DarKrow | cannibalism != sex | |
| TonicBH | well, duh | |
| @Sentroid91 | yes. and a + b = (c) | |
| DarKrow | What would Freud say if he knew of your obsession with fucking babies, Sent? | |
| TonicBH | and dick + vagina = sex | |
| DarKrow | 2+2=5 | |
| TonicBH | of course, dick + anus != sex | |
| DarKrow | 1+1=10 | |
| TonicBH | vagina + vagina != sex | |
| @Sentroid91 | Oh now it's mine? Don't try and lay your freaky deeky fetishes on me. | |
| DarKrow | cheese + tomatoes != marshmallow pie | |
| DarkonZero | #Deep13...we teach sex education. | |
| @Sentroid91 | sexo! + gratis! = free! | |
| DarKrow | <Homestar> I LIKE MARSHMALLOWS! | |
| @Sentroid91 | *beep* | |
| DarKrow | *boop* | |
| Cal | LIKE TEH SEX EDUCATION | |
| @Sentroid91 | *lord* | |
| DarKrow | SEXO SEXO EDUCATIONS FREE www.deep13.org | |
| DarKrow | IT IS TEH SEXO | |
| @Sentroid91 | right | |
| @Sentroid91 | bed now. | |
| * Sentroid91 is now known as Sentroid[SLEEPING] | ||
| * Sentroid91 has left IRC | ||
| DarKrow | He's in bed. | |
| DarkonZero | SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! | |
| DarKrow | Or Rob | |
| @Sentroid[SLEEPING] | right | |
| DarKrow | It makes me think of a song | |
| DarKrow | Sentroid takes it up the ass! Doo-dah! Doo-dah! His right hand does it twice as fast! Oh-dee-doo-dah-day! | |
| DarKrow | *runs* | |
| @Sentroid[SLEEPING] | look who's talking | |
| DarKrow | Go to sleep! | |
| DarkonZero | I have to admit...that was funnt. | |
| DarkonZero | Sorry Sent....but it was. | |
| DarKrow | Thank you. And the moral is "If you act lke an asshole to me, be prepared for me to act like an asshole to you." | |
| DarkonZero | So....two assholes make a baby? | |
| @Sentroid[SLEEPING] | And then DeeK'll fuck it | |
| DarkonZero | lol | |
| DarKrow | "eat" != "fuck" | |
| @Sentroid[SLEEPING] | Moral of story. The End | |
| DarKrow | Sentroid sucks it all night long! Doo-dah! Doo-dah! He wishes he could get it hard! Oh-dee-doo-dah-day! | |
| DarkonZero | Ok guys....shake hands and be nice. | |
| @Sentroid[SLEEPING] | <DarKrow> "Eat" != "Sleep" != "FUCK" | |
| Cal | EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE | |
| DarkonZero | You guys woke up Cal. | |
| DarkonZero | He's like all crying and shit. | |
| DarKrow | Like we care about Cal. | |
| DarkonZero | Cal....DeeK loves you. | |
| DarkonZero | In a baby eating sorta way. | |
| DarKrow | "In Bed" in 4...3...2...1... | |
| @Sentroid[SLEEPING] | cero | |
| DarKrow | Cal's not a baby. Except mentally. | |
| Cal | EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE | |
| @Sentroid[SLEEPING] | Sick image there. | |
| DarkonZero | No....he's an exploding midget. | |
| DarkonZero | The exploding part comes later. | |
| @RobertoKay | Oh, darn. Did the fighting stop? | |
| DarKrow | I dunno. | |
| DarkonZero | Hehehehe. | |
| Cal | OUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOU | |
| @Sentroid[SLEEPING] | There was fighting? | |
| @RobertoKay | The Enron thing was neat. | |
| DarkonZero | I thought it was funny bickering. | |
| @RobertoKay | Corporations are so stupid. | |
| @Sentroid[SLEEPING] | The Enron Ride of Broken Dreams? | |
| DarKrow | Everywhere I hear the sound of marching, charging feet, boy! 'Cause summer's here and the time is right for fighting in the street, boy! | |
| @RobertoKay | In bed. | |
| DarKrow | Mmm... that's good satire! | |
| @RobertoKay | "Dear Mr. Lay... are you on crack?" | |
| * hockey (~Markhocke@Psi-21816FF3.in-addr.btopenworld.com) has joined #Deep13 | ||
| * DarKrow is now known as football | ||
| * DarKrow has left IRC | ||
| @RobertoKay | Hello. | |
| football | E! A! G! L! E! S! | |
| hockey | hi | |
| football | EAGLES! | |
| * @Sentroid[SLEEPING] scoffs | ||
| * football > hockey | ||
| @RobertoKay | You're all wrong. | |
| * football is now known as DarKrow | ||
| * DarKrow is on IRC | ||
| @Sentroid[SLEEPING] | Rob. | |
| @Sentroid[SLEEPING] | Don't | |
| @RobertoKay | It's all about curling, you bitches. | |
| @Sentroid[SLEEPING] | oh | |
| DarkonZero | CURLING! | |
| DarKrow | JAI ALAI! | |
| @Sentroid[SLEEPING] | n/m | |
| @RobertoKay | Sent... wha? | |
| DarKrow | ASSHOLE! | |
| @RobertoKay | No, tell me. | |
| hockey | me football | |
| @Sentroid[SLEEPING] | I thought you were gonna say something retarded about the game tonight | |
| * DarKrow is now known as football | ||
| * DarKrow has left IRC | ||
| football | no me football | |
| football | you hockey | |
| @RobertoKay | I didn't watch anything today. | |
| * football is now known as DarKrow | ||
| * DarKrow is on IRC | ||
| @Sentroid[SLEEPING] | 49ers won | |
| @RobertoKay | Except the aforementioned Enron thing. | |
| @Sentroid[SLEEPING] | because of massive penalties and fighting at the very end | |
| DarkonZero | I watched Comedy Central most of the day.. | |
| DarkonZero | Then I peed. | |
| @RobertoKay | I make it a clear point to make the Super Bowl the only football game I watch all year. | |
| DarkonZero | And then I ate Chinese food. | |
| DarKrow | I watched The Simpsons | |
| @RobertoKay | I watched Sanford and Son all day. | |
| DarkonZero | I did that too. | |
| @RobertoKay | And then an Enron TV movie. | |
| DarKrow | on DVD | |
| DarKrow | then I watched The Simpsons on TV | |
| @Sentroid[SLEEPING] | Should've watched the game, Rob. It was pretty intense... up until the end. | |
| DarKrow | then some more Simpsons on DVD | |
| @RobertoKay | Well, aren't we all special? | |
| DarKrow | Sent's special. Special Ed. | |
| @RobertoKay | I'm not much into sports watching. | |
| [@Sentroid[SLEEPING] SOUND] | ||
| @RobertoKay | Especially football, because I live in L.A. | |
| DarKrow | and NO CRANK YANKERS REFERENCES | |
| @Sentroid[SLEEPING] | too late. | |
| DarkonZero | I masturbated for a bit....but after 7 hours...it gets old. | |
| DarKrow | I didn't hear it. | |
| DarKrow | I love X-Chat | |
| @Sentroid[SLEEPING] | Wish someone cared. | |
| @Sentroid[SLEEPING] | Wait. Actually don't. | |
| DarKrow | I care. That's enough. | |
| DarkonZero | Care about? | |
| DarKrow | Me! | |
| DarKrow | M! E! GO! GO! GO! GOOOOOOOO ME! | |
| DarkonZero | Oh...I thought he meant about me masturbating. | |
| @Sentroid[SLEEPING] | Don't kid yourself, he probably does. :P | |
| DarkonZero | But that's another story. | |
| DarKrow | Sent, go to bed | |
| DarkonZero | Just jerk the turk. | |
| DarkonZero | It's fun. | |
| DarKrow | Manipulate the Mango | |
| DarKrow | Raise the flagpole | |
| DarKrow | Lock and load | |
| DarkonZero | Cover me! I'm going in! | |
| * DarKrow covers DZ with a blanket | ||
| * DarKrow hits him with the Clown Hammer | ||
| DarkonZero | Clown style, eh? | |
| DarKrow | sick fuck | |
| DarKrow | BRB | |
| DarkonZero | lol | |
| DarkonZero | I AM BORED! AND I'M PROUD! | |
| DarkonZero | YOU HAVE STOPPED THE FLAVOR! | |
| DarKrow | Back | |
| DarKrow | Bo Diddley had a farm! | |
| DarKrow | On that farm he had some women! | |
| DarKrow | Women here women there! | |
| DarKrow | Women, women, women everywhere! | |
| Cal | fuck tulsa | |
| DarKrow | Nothing like classic R&B | |
| DarkonZero | Why Cal? | |
| DarKrow | Songs about sex, violence, and boasting | |
| @RobertoKay | "I saw a 900-foot Jesus in Tulsa, Oklahoma." | |
| DarKrow | And drugs too. | |
| DarKrow | Sex, drugs, violence, boasting | |
| DarkonZero | Isn't boasting like violence? | |
| DarKrow | you can boast about violence | |
| DarkonZero | I like to boast about my penis size. | |
| DarKrow | but you can also boast about sex, or your musical abilities | |
| DarKrow | <DZ> It's only one inch, but I say it's two! | |
| DarkonZero | I sound like I drank alot. | |
| DarKrow | I'm full of it tonight | |
| DarkonZero | Boredom is like being drunk. | |
| DarKrow | someone should add my Camptown Races thing to a quoter | |
| @RobertoKay | Can't argue with that. | |
| DarKrow | with what? | |
| DarKrow | the drunk thing or the quoter thing? | |
| @RobertoKay | No, saying you're full of it. | |
| DarkonZero | lol | |
| DarkonZero | Sorry DK. | |
| DarkonZero | It was funnt. | |
| DarKrow | yeh | |
| DarKrow | it was | |
| DarkonZero | Awww....cheer up pal. | |
| DarKrow | I am cheery! | |
| DarKrow | It was funny! | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a CD track of 4,1"Hold Me Down"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Tommy Lee14,16,0.6,0 | ||
| * DarKrow listens to an MP3 of "Say Man" by Bo Diddley | ||
| * DarkonZero tries to distance himself from his wallet. | ||
| * Cal glues headphones to DZ's ears | ||
| DarkonZero | Everytime I see it...I get the impulse to get out my debit card and make online purchases. | |
| * Cal pumps Shirley Bassey singing into the headphones | ||
| DarkonZero | NOOOOOOOOOO! | |
| * DarKrow replaces Cal's music with Anal Cunt | ||
| DarkonZero | I can't wait till I get my Stephen Lynch CDs. | |
| DarKrow | YOUR KID IS DEFORMED! OI! OI! OI! | |
| DarKrow | Great song, there. | |
| @RobertoKay | Yes, we've heard you repeat the inane lyrics a few times already. | |
| @RobertoKay | I guess it must be that damn good. | |
| TonicBH | at least he isn't playing "Asshole" | |
| DarKrow | You haven't heard some of their "Better" ones. | |
| DarKrow | like "Hitler was a sensitive person" | |
| DarKrow | or "I snuck a retard into a sperm bank" | |
| TonicBH | god, what kind of crap IS that? | |
| DarKrow | It's called "Satire" | |
| TonicBH | don't you people listen to half-decent 80s synth pop nowadays?! | |
| DarKrow | They're a parody of hate metal | |
| @RobertoKay | Tonic and DK, what's good to you is exactly that. Good to you. | |
| TonicBH | yes. | |
| DarKrow | 30-60 second blasts of metal noise with these insanely offensive lyrics. | |
| * TonicBH gives Rob a cookie | ||
| @RobertoKay | No thank you. | |
| DarKrow | I only like Anal Cunt in moderation. | |
| * hockey (~Markhocke@Psi-21816FF3.in-addr.btopenworld.com) Quit (Connection timed out) | ||
| DarKrow | Their songs, while hilarious, are musically grating and similar. | |
| @RobertoKay | But apparently you still like repeating their lyrics. | |
| DarKrow | of course, you gotta admire a band who could squeeze 88 songs into a 13 minute EP | |
| @RobertoKay | And advertising them. | |
| DarKrow | It's catchy! | |
| @RobertoKay | Then repeat them in a text file. | |
| * TonicBH decides to go to bed. | ||
| * TonicBH is now known as Tonic|Sleep | ||
| * Tonic|Sleep is away: sleep good | ||
| @RobertoKay | Good night, Skippy. | |
| DarkonZero | Hehehe....Melto decided to speak with me now. | |
| Tonic|Sleep | Good Night, John Boy | |
| @RobertoKay | Hey, guys? | |
| DarKrow | Yes? | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah? | |
| @RobertoKay | Hmm. Forget it. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok. | |
| DarKrow | forget what? | |
| DarkonZero | Come on Robby....spit it out. | |
| @RobertoKay | Well, I was trying to get an old school chum of mine to get to know us. | |
| @RobertoKay | He's a bit interested, but I told him I'd introduce him first to some of the regs before I get him to come in here. | |
| DarkonZero | Ah....introing outsideers. | |
| DarkonZero | Outsideers.... | |
| @RobertoKay | I hope they carry spell checkers. | |
| DarkonZero | Perish the thought. | |
| DarKrow | Is he a MiSTie? | |
| @RobertoKay | Yes he is. | |
| @RobertoKay | I knew him from high school, you know. | |
| Cal | yap | |
| Cal | www.supermodelswithseethroughtops.com | |
| DarKrow | Cal's turning into Chun-Li? | |
| DarKrow | <Cal> YAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAP | |
| DarkonZero | heh | |
| DarKrow | I thought you didn't look at porn, Cal! | |
| Cal | Look at the website | |
| DarKrow | It's SINFUL | |
| Cal | It actually isn't pron. | |
| DarkonZero | lol | |
| DarKrow | <Cal> The tities aren't naked! It's not porn! | |
| Cal | look at the damn site | |
| Cal | It's just the Popemobile | |
| DarKrow | <Cal> and boobies | |
| @RobertoKay | I saw it. | |
| @RobertoKay | I want one. | |
| DarkonZero | SpitSpingola: yay. I LIKE YOU DARKON. | |
| DarkonZero | DarkonZero: And I like me too | |
| DarkonZero | Only me. | |
| Cal | DK, are you really this stupid or do you just like being an asshole? | |
| DarKrow | It's all about you isn't it, DZ? | |
| DarkonZero | Yep. | |
| DarKrow | I just like being an asshole. It took you this long to figure it out? | |
| Cal | I've known for a while, Deeke. | |
| DarKrow | Why can't it be about ME?! | |
| DarkonZero | Nothing better than me.......well......maybe naked chicks.... | |
| DarKrow | it SHOULD be about ME! | |
| DarKrow | Screw all y'all! | |
| DarkonZero | NAKED CHICKS RULE! | |
| DarKrow | YAY NAKED CHICKS! | |
| DarkonZero | And now you see why I could never get a girlfriend. | |
| DarKrow | You and me both, brother. | |
| @RobertoKay | I could... | |
| DarkonZero | Even a supoosed bi or lesbian one. | |
| @RobertoKay | But I would need balls for that. | |
| DarkonZero | supposed even | |
| DarKrow | heh | |
| DarkonZero | I know some girls that have kids...they seem like they want me to be the father figure for their kid. | |
| DarkonZero | I am so fucked up. | |
| DarKrow | DZ, avoid those like the plague | |
| DarkonZero | I can't.....they come to me. | |
| DarKrow | If she's got kids, she ain't for you. Run. Like. Hell. | |
| @RobertoKay | <DK> KILL ALL BABIES! | |
| Cal | Run rabbit run | |
| DarKrow | YES, MANOS! | |
| DarKrow | THEN I CAN EAT THEM | |
| Cal | dig that hole | |
| @RobertoKay | :-P | |
| * DarKrow replaces Cal's music with Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess | ||
| * DarkonZero listens to a CD track of 4,1"Tired Of You"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Foo Fighters14,16,0.6,0 | ||
| DarKrow | This damn album is too short. | |
| DarKrow | But I can't find any Bo Diddley albums beyond the "greatest hits" things | |
| @RobertoKay | I find it kind of ironic that even though you get angry about parents these days not being responsible enough, you yourself don't want to have children, ever. | |
| DarKrow | and this is the definitive greastest hits collection | |
| DarKrow | Manos, That's because I'd be one of those irresponsible parents. | |
| DarKrow | "Daddy, I want a sandwich." | |
| Cal | You must be very proud of yourself. | |
| DarKrow | Bread's in the breadbox, meat's in the fridge, knife's in the drawer. | |
| DarKrow | "Daddy, I cut my finger off!" | |
| DarkonZero | I'm like the Godfather of my friends' soon-to-come kid. | |
| DarKrow | Bandaids are in the bathroom. | |
| @RobertoKay | So, it's not ironic. Just hypocritical. | |
| * Cal murders DarKrow | ||
| DarKrow | Why is it hypocritical? I don't want kids because I'd be a shitty parent! | |
| DarkonZero | Any day now...my Godson (or daughter) will be coming. | |
| DarKrow | and I don't like shitty parents because their kids irk me | |
| Cal | DarKrow, we know you're impotent. | |
| DarkonZero | Whoa. | |
| Cal | Don't bullshit us. | |
| DarKrow | Tell that to the tissues in my trash can. | |
| DarkonZero | No | |
| * DarkonZero stabs his brain. | ||
| DarkonZero | AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGH! | |
| Cal | DarKrow | |
| @RobertoKay | But it seems kind of stupid to say, "Well, stupid parents annoy me, but if given the chance, I'll be a stupid parent, myself." | |
| DarKrow | Cal | |
| Cal | You gotta realize | |
| Cal | IT IS ALL IRRELEVANT | |
| @RobertoKay | Cal: stop raving like the lunatic you are. For ONCE. | |
| Cal | Ok | |
| Cal | There. | |
| Cal | Once. | |
| DarKrow | Children are a choice, not a requirement. | |
| * Cal lunitics like a rave | ||
| @RobertoKay | Well, that's true. | |
| @RobertoKay | I intend to have children, myself, after I have a steady career, a partner I know I won't have trouble with, and enough parenting skills to get me through college-age. | |
| DarKrow | so, what's wrong with not having kids? | |
| @RobertoKay | It's not a problem. | |
| DarKrow | And, Cal, no bringing the bible into it. | |
| @RobertoKay | I just don't think it makes sense to cry foul on parents who can't raise their children when, first of all, you don't have any, and second of all, you don't INTEND to have any. | |
| DarKrow | I cry foul because I have to deal with those kids anyway. | |
| DarKrow | When shitty parents let Shitney scream in a restaurant I'm eating at, I have to deal with it. | |
| DarKrow | When they change a diaper on a bench instead of in a bathroom, I have to deal with it. | |
| DarKrow | The list goes on. | |
| @RobertoKay | Well, I don't know what else to say. But, personally, if you're the one making the arguments, you should also be the one setting the example. | |
| DarKrow | I'd do a shitty job of setting the example. | |
| DarKrow | Either that, or I'd go insane trying to set too good of an example. | |
| DarKrow | I value my sanity. | |
| DarKrow | besides, there's other reasons | |
| DarKrow | hold on... | |
| DarKrow | I wrote an entry in my LiveJournal a while back about this | |
| @RobertoKay | I know you did. | |
| @RobertoKay | I read it. | |
| @RobertoKay | And that's why I brought it up. | |
| DarKrow | http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=darkrow&itemid=53946 | |
| DarKrow | ah | |
| @RobertoKay | I understand the way evolution and environment works. | |
| Session Close: Mon Jan 06 00:00:00 2003 | ||
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