#Deep13.Mysteria.20001105.log

Session Start: Sun Nov 05 00:00:00 2000
Session Time: Sun Nov 05 00:00:00 2000
jasoNARRR
BobIshmaelJust curious.
nicklesshmm i did it couple times..
BobIshmaelSpooky.
DeRaptorN! your mommy is here!
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nicklesshave you ever eaten a kangaroo's eye balls?
DeRaptorbabies are better oven roasted.
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DeRaptorROBBAH!
RobertoKaySomeone got my mail.
BobIshmaelNope, kangaroo's scare me.
BobIshmaelRather, kangaroos. But my fingers are cold, so nevermind.
jasoNhi mommy
jasoNYou are a foo'
BobIshmaelPlease hold.
BobIshmaelHey, Manny. Hey, soN.
RobertoKayHi, Bob.
BobIshmaelSo, did someone die? Why should I be here?
nicklessi used to live in NY, i saw all the "kangaroo" before
DeRaptorbecause it's fun.
BobIshmaelHey, ops! Neato.
nicklessalrite guys .. bed time for me..
nicklessgood nite
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DeRaptoryou can ask newbies if they microwave babies.
BobIshmaelI can do that to strangers on the street.
BobIshmaelAnd I won't get carpal tunnel.
BobIshmaelOr freeze my fingers.
RobertoKayHow appropriate that there's no newbies here, and regulars that were here before Fall, 1999 were. But that's just a trivial fact.
RobertoKaywere?
BobIshmaelMy fingers could be in gloves... Or pockets.
RobertoKayare
BobIshmaelBut no! They have be out on my keyboard, freezing.
RobertoKayHow about inside shirt sleeves.
DeRaptorturn the heat up, eesh.
BobIshmaelNo one cares about my fingers.
BobIshmaelI'm at a bus station, so that would be kinda hard.
DeRaptorwe care very deeply about your fingers, bob!
BobIshmaelLIES!
DeRaptorwell, not really.
BobIshmaelMy fingers are all alone in this world.
DeRaptorbut I thought it was one of those nice kind of lies.
BobIshmaelOh. Well, maybe.
BobIshmaelI'll let that one slife.
BobIshmaelTake a bite out of slife!
DeRaptorwhat are you doin at a bus station? still running from the law?
BobIshmaelOnna MOVE, De. Onna MOVE.
RobertoKayWhich bus station is this?
DeRaptor<Bob> STALKER!
BobIshmaelSome place in Oregon.
RobertoKayOh.
RobertoKayRural?
BobIshmaelNo, actually.
BobIshmaelThey have an AC outlet.
BobIshmaelBut, apparently, no central heating.
RobertoKaySo, semi-rural.
BobIshmaelPretty much.
RobertoKayEver considered burning grass?
DeRaptorso what's this move thing about anyway?
BobIshmaelI did earlier this evenin- Wait, nevermind.
BobIshmaelMOVE? You know who Mumia Abu-Jamal is?
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DeRaptoruhhhh......I'm gonna take a wild guess and say...some muslim guy?
DeRaptor'lo there
RobertoKayI do! I do!@
RobertoKayAt where? At nowhere.
Texmon'lo!  
Texmonlol
BobIshmaelSorta, anyway. He always says "Onna' MOVE" because that was/is the slogan of the MOVE organization.
DeRaptorah.
BobIshmaelWho, by the way, was firebombed by the Chicago PD.
DeRaptorso why are YOU "Onna' MOVE!", bob?
Texmonhow are we....  you guys are soo deep ion the woods i am suprised i found ya!
BobIshmaelBecause I'm just that... Onna' MOVE.
DeRaptorwe like it that way, tex.
RobertoKayThis server is more like a burnt down forest, but whatever.
BobIshmaelWAIT! EVERYONE SHUT UP!
DeRaptorI still say you're running from the law.
BobIshmaelEveryone, I must hear Texmon!
* BobIshmael clears throat.
BobIshmaelHi.
Texmonlol
Texmonhowdy
DeRaptorI think he's just a pokemon from austin.
BobIshmaelOh, I am so funny, aren't I?
Texmonummm burnt forest.... that is that horrid smell
BobIshmaelKing of hilarity Bob...
Texmoni thought someone burnt the food!
RobertoKay"HE SAID 'HI'! AHAHAHAHAHA!"
BobIshmaelYou hurt me with that comment?
jasoNthe king of foo's
BobIshmaelDid I mention that I cried?
Texmonoh.... sorry bob......
jasoNBOB
Texmoni didn't know you cooked it
DeRaptornah, the smell's just N. his diaper needs changing.
DeRaptorHe has a neglectful mommy.
jasoNnuh uh
RobertoKaySeriously, Bob, you're just too witty even for yourself to notice it.
BobIshmaelAnyway...
jasoNi wear pullups now
jasoNi'm a big kid
Texmoni didn't notice...but i thought it was cuz he was short!
BobIshmaelI said "Onna' MOVE" because I'm such a cute radial leftist who happens not to be stationary.
BobIshmaelSee?
Texmonummmm , N  your pullups are sagging, dawg
BobIshmaelRadial?
DeRaptorand I STILL say you're some crazed hacker terrorist on the run from the law.
RobertoKaySo radical, you're proud of your typos.
DeRaptoryeah. you're goin' in circles, man.
BobIshmaelI meant, radical. Very different words, those.
* DeRaptor runs from the law for her pun.
Texmonman yall are soo PUNNY  i can't stand it
BobIshmaelSo, Manny, in my absence did you become the bitter one?
RobertoKay'Ling won a close race.
BobIshmaelDe said he left.
Texmonbrb gonna go get some pizza... at least it aint BURNT
BobIshmaelSo that would make you the bitter one.
DeRaptorthe wuss'll prolly come crawlin' back, though.
RobertoKayBy default, yes.
BobIshmaelCongrats.
RobertoKayThanks.
DeRaptorwe can always use more "bitter one"'s, though.
RobertoKayNo kidding.
jasoN2Quote:15,2 * Locdog07 thinks about Mep showering...
RobertoKaySent's just tyrannical.
RobertoKayIn a bad way.
BobIshmaelAnd a bit off his rocker, I might add.
RobertoKayOh yeah.
DeRaptorsent is covered with lipstick and eyeshadow because he's fun to torment in his sleep.
* BobIshmael makes cuckoo motions with his hands.
BobIshmaelDid you know the old MSTieGate password was "cartmann"?
BobIshmaelHell, it still might be. Try "cartmannn" instead. Sent's so clever like that.
RobertoKayReally?
DeRaptorheheh...yep.
BobIshmaelJust keep adding Ns until you get in.
DeRaptori don't even remember
RobertoKayThese days, it might be something very unobvious... like, say, "inbed."
jasoNcartman has a small N
jasoNunlike me
DeRaptoroh yeah. or even "inbed69"
RobertoKayWhat about cartmaN?
jasoNor lodonude
RobertoKayI hear he has a big N.
RobertoKayOr, better yet, tomcurze.
BobIshmaelSo, Manny, didn't you decide you were going to spend more time out in the sun?
Texmonok  Texmon is back. let the party RESUME
RobertoKayI did. That's why I'm going to school.
DeRaptorthe sun is good. Or at least that's how I remember it.
BobIshmaelSchool... What the?
jasoNi was outside one time
RobertoKayAnd by the way, the sun isn't out, so technically, I can be here.
jasoNit was night though
jasoNSo i dont remember it very well
BobIshmaelNo, no. It wasn't a backhanded remark, just a innocent question.
DeRaptor<jasoN> The sun will make me turn into a pile of dust.
RobertoKayWell, I thought I'd elaborate on the question, but in simple terms, "Yes, but not right now at this moment."
jasoNright
jasoNthank you De
jasoNi must be in my castle by dawn
jasoN*hiss*
RobertoKayHe's an Npire.
DeRaptorWith Mr. T by your side.
* jasoN helluva-bites Robert
* DeRaptor runs.
RobertoKayOW!
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jasoNNo, T has his own coffin you pervert
DeRaptoroh...okay...if you say so.
* jasoN helluva-bites De too
DeRaptorow!
jasoNi do.
BobIshmaelI hate rednecks. I just had to innocently flash my new butterfly knife because this hick across the station was wierding me out.
* DeRaptor , in a terribly clever play on words, turns into a vampiraptor.
BobIshmaelI bet he want me to squeal like a pig.
DeRaptoryikes.
jasoNthat would be funny
RobertoKayYou could've thrown a sock on him.
RobertoKayon?
RobertoKayat
RobertoKayThrowing socks on people is hard.
BobIshmaelThat some sorta new-fangled calcumalater? Give it to mah, boy!
RobertoKayHeh.
DeRaptoryou can put rocks in socks and then swing them around and throw them at people.
BobIshmaelAnd my hands are still cold.
DeRaptorAND MAKE THEIR HEADS BREAK!
DeRaptorbreathe on 'em.
BobIshmaelMaybe I'll find an AmTrak and take that somewhere.
BobIshmaelAt least I'd be warm.
DeRaptorwhere the heck are ya goin', anyway?
RobertoKayHave you considered rubbing your hands together?
BobIshmaelAt this moment, probably to a vending machine.
RobertoKayOr are your hands just frozen and stiff.
BobIshmaelRubbing... my... hands... What this crazy voodoo you speak of, white man?
RobertoKayNo, I'm a Mayan healer of... something.
RobertoKayYou know how you scratch your neck?
BobIshmaelIs this hand-rubbing thing the work of the devil?
DeRaptorsit on your hands. that warms 'em up right fast. Or that's what the hick might tell you.
BobIshmaelNECK-SCRATCHING! HEATHEN!
BobIshmaelAnyway, where'ma goin'?
* jasoN sets bob's hands on fire
* BobIshmael shrugs.
jasoNYOU ARE WELCOME
* RobertoKay scratches Bob's neck in a greatly ungodly manner.
BobIshmaelDo any of you have an open couch?
jasoNAsk mepitans
RobertoKayIf he's not high.
DeRaptorso Bob is a vagrant with a laptop now.
BobIshmaelI prefer the term "hobo". Thank you very much.
RobertoKayYes, but he's Onna' MOVE.
DeRaptorah.
DeRaptoryes.
BobIshmaelDon't make fun of my radical left-wing references.
DeRaptorthat explains everything.
BobIshmaelI'm very fragile.
RobertoKayI wasn't.
BobIshmaelYou were!
RobertoKayNo, no, if I were making fun of it, I'd deface it.
DeRaptorso I shouldn't, say, attempt to break you and stuff?
RobertoKayUnless you believe my saying it is defacing enough.
BobIshmaelEr... No, not as such.
DeRaptorokay!
BobIshmaelSay, Manny, remember when you screamed at me about being (and i'm paraphrasing) "a pretty smart guy, if i didn't do so many damned drugs"?
RobertoKayI may have said something along those lines.
BobIshmaelWhat was up with that?
RobertoKayI was on drugs.
BobIshmaelWhich drugs?
DeRaptortylenol.
RobertoKayYeah. Loads of 'em.
DeRaptorand kiddie cough syrup.
RobertoKayGallons, really.
DeRaptoryeh. he told me all about it.
RobertoKayCherry-flavored, I might add.
DeRaptoryou had some grape too, didn't you?
RobertoKayNo, that was you.
DeRaptoroh, yeah.
DeRaptorI remember now, i wouldn't let you have the grape, heheh.
RobertoKayYou also had the Advil.
DeRaptoryep.
DeRaptorin fact, I'm enjoying some delicious grape cough syrupr as we speak.
RobertoKayWhich looked like M&M's, but I was too high to go over and take them.
BobIshmaelHmm... Cough syrup.
BobIshmaelAnyway...
RobertoKayYeah.
BobIshmaelCan I be a smart guy AND do drugs?
RobertoKayIf you don't do 'em so much.
BobIshmaelWhat makes you assume I do drugs muchly, or at all?
RobertoKayI never said you did. But on that context, do you?
BobIshmaelBesides the fact that I'm up at 1am at a bus depot.
DeRaptorwhat's with the sandiego IP, anyway?
BobIshmaelYes, all the time, but that's not the point.
BobIshmaelMy ISP.
RobertoKayHe's using a San Diego number as his dialup.
DeRaptorah.
jasoNi am leaving.
DeRaptorbye N.
jasoNsay BYE N WE LOVE YOU
RobertoKayLater, N.
BobIshmaelBuyan?
DeRaptorBye N, your mommy would say she loved you if she didn't do so many drugs.
* jasoN steals bob's wallet
jasoNthank you mommy
jasoNi will spend it wisely
jasoNnow i go.
BobIshmaelHey, my windowpane acid is in there!
* jasoN jasons out with bob's acid
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BobIshmaelDamn.
DeRaptorwow.
DeRaptornow how are you gonna pay for these long distance dialup numbers?
DeRaptorJRW78: HAHAHA I STOLE HIS ACID
DeRaptorJRW78: tell him i said HAHA
DeRaptorDeRaptor3K: okay.
BobIshmaelHacker terrorist on the lamb, remember.
DeRaptorah. yes.
BobIshmaelWait, I hope I didn't make myself look like an idiot... The proper term is "lamb", right?
RobertoKayRight. He probably has a Swiss Bank Account totalling up to millions of dollars.
DeRaptoryes..."on the lamb"...eheheh....heheh...*sophomoric snicker*
RobertoKayI would imagine it's "lam."
BobIshmaelThat doesn't seem like a word.
DeRaptoryeh, I think I've seen "lam" too.
RobertoKayNeither is "WAZZUP" but everyone's saying it.
BobIshmaelLiars.
DeRaptorthere's a dead fawn in my yard, though.
RobertoKayAwww?
DeRaptorthe racoons stripped the flesh off one of its  hind legs and bent it up over its back.
* BobIshmael looks up "lam" on dictionary.com and, subsequently, decides he hates you both.
RobertoKayHeh.
DeRaptorwhat else is new?
* BobIshmael looks behind him.
BobIshmaelWho, me?
RobertoKayYou know, De, if those animals are in rigor mortis, they could make for cool lawn gnomes.
RobertoKayExcept they wouldn't be gnomes.
BobIshmaelLawn carcasses.
RobertoKayThey'd be animals. Dead ones, at that.
RobertoKayOr that, too.
* BobIshmael pokes De.
BobIshmaelWho, me?
* RobertoKay wonders if Bob should get ops again.
DeRaptor11,2Magical Evil Random Quote With "go to hell" In It: 2,11<BobIshmael> I should really learn some impulse control. <DeRaptor> wow...did BOB just say that...? <BobIshmael> GO TO HELL! 11,2 quotes found: 1
DeRaptorwell, it's on the lawn right now.
DeRaptorbut it's hidden from the street by lots of bushes.
DeRaptorwhat about you, bob?
BobIshmaelI'm special.
DeRaptoruh...yes you are, bob. yes you are.
DeRaptoryou're..."special".
BobIshmaelI just took a bus from San Fransisco to Oregon.
BobIshmaelNow I'm in Oregon.
RobertoKayWhere is your next stop, by the way?
DeRaptorwhat're you gonna do in oregon?
* BobIshmael shrugs.
* BobIshmael shrugs again.
BobIshmaelOregon-stuff, I guess.
RobertoKaySo, you're doing nothing.
DeRaptorah.
BobIshmaelNo, technically, I'm doing something.
RobertoKayYou're just gonna sit there and watch your hands freeze.
BobIshmaelI might sleep.
BobIshmaelI might find a motel.
BobIshmaelI might get on an AmTrak because Oregon, so far, sucks hosewater.
DeRaptor<Bob> by that I mean the cops almost got me.
BobIshmaelI might rather go to Earth. Where people are something, plain as can be...
BobIshmaelRemember that show?
BobIshmaelThis Old Earth? Or Another World?
RobertoKayAnother World...
BobIshmaelI'm asking.
RobertoKayI almost confused that with "As The World Turns." Don't ask why.
BobIshmaelThe one with the girl with special powers who talked to her alien stepdad through a box or something.
RobertoKayAnd no, it's not ringing a bell.
BobIshmaelDe, any clue?
BobIshmaelNo matter, I was trying to insert a clever reference, but I screwed it up. Nevermind.
DeRaptorI remember it but I don't remember the name.
DeRaptorThe eighties were crazy.
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BobIshmaelWacky 80s.
DeRaptorI think it was "Out of This World", actually.
RobertoKay*cough*
BobIshmaelThey so crazy.
RobertoKay*cough*
DeRaptorHey Anon.
BobIshmaelYeah!
RobertoKay*cough*
MSTAnonGood morning.
BobIshmaelI hated that show.
RobertoKayHello.
BobIshmaelHey, Anon?
BobIshmaelHey, Anon?
RobertoKay"Out of This World" it was.
RobertoKay1987-1991.
BobIshmaelHey, Anon?
BobIshmaelI guess he still is ignoring me... Or just pretending to ignore me, so he can still read what I'm saying, but not have to respond.
BobIshmaelAnyway, I'm sorry I called you gay.
BobIshmaelI had no idea you were that insecure about your sexuality.
BobIshmaelAgain, sorry.
BobIshmaelSo... Who's up for pong?
RobertoKayBob, mind if I repeat what you said to get across your message?
BobIshmaelIf you want to.
RobertoKay<BobIshmael> I guess he still is ignoring me... Or just pretending to ignore me, so he can still read what I'm saying, but not have to respond.
RobertoKay<BobIshmael> Anyway, I'm sorry I called you gay.
RobertoKay<BobIshmael> I had no idea you were that insecure about your sexuality.
RobertoKay<BobIshmael> Again, sorry.
RobertoKay<BobIshmael> So... Who's up for pong?
RobertoKayAnd I am.
* BobIshmael decides to listen to MP3s.
MSTAnonI'm not insecure.
DeRaptorPOING
RobertoKayUp for pong, I mean.
BobIshmael"Join Us for Pong", to be precise.
MSTAnonI'm very secure being straight.
MSTAnonAlways have, always will be.
RobertoKayYou know, that reminds me.
RobertoKayYou had a girlfriend once.
MSTAnonSo I don't need anyone telling me I'm insecure.
BobIshmaelWhoa... Can you say "homophobic"?
MSTAnonI'm just dating a few girls now.
DeRaptormy budgies are gay.
RobertoKaySo, you're a pimp now?
MSTAnonUh...
MSTAnonNo.
RobertoKayRight.
RobertoKayMSTPimp.
MSTAnonHehe.
BobIshmaelSing it! Join us!
BobIshmaelJoin us for pong!
RobertoKayAmazing how you show up when Bob comes for the first time in months.
BobIshmaelI'm really Anon.
RobertoKayOh?
BobIshmaelRather, Anon is me.
MSTAnonJust thought I'd share my progress on Crow is all, but I guess you folks don't care.
RobertoKayI think someone would.
BobIshmaelI just come in to screw with everyone's collective heads.
DeRaptorit's fun
DeRaptorhow's your crow, anon?
BobIshmael"No Crow of mine is going to be gay, damnit!"
MSTAnonEverything's done, except the eye mechanism and hockey mask need to be installed.
BobIshmael"Anon, it's not like I have a choice!"
BobIshmael"I have no Crow!"
DeRaptorServo is gay. there's not getting around that.
MSTAnonSo I'm sitting here staring at a virtually-completed Crow.
DeRaptormy crow's eye mechanism is still funky. I'm too lazy to fix it.
MSTAnonOne could make a compelling argument against that, De.
MSTAnonDoes your Crow have a lazy eye?
DeRaptorah, maybe he's bi, idunno.
DeRaptorbut he SO wanted Mike. or something
DeRaptorlazy eye how?
BobIshmaelHey, Crow wanted Tom in that one episode...
BobIshmaelAh...
MSTAnonOne eye moving more than the other upon vertical rotation?
BobIshmaelI forget which episode. Very amusing, though.
DeRaptorah...mine won't rotate vertically now that I put the backplate on, that's the problem.
DeRaptorbut they're glued together anyway.
RobertoKayNow that I have Napster and a cable modem, I can seem semi-intelligent by knowing (loosely) about the songs Bob mentions.
MSTAnonThe problem with my Crow's eye mechanism is that the eyes are too far forward in the soapdish, restricting vertical movement.
DeRaptorthe eyes I mean
MSTAnono_O
DeRaptor(_X_)
DeRaptorlike that
BobIshmael"We're talking about dodging a nuclear holocaust here, not taking a goddamn vacation."-- Cecil Adams
MSTAnonHa!
BobIshmael"Join Us for Pong". Early 90s Vandals song.
MSTAnonSo basically, I'll be finishing my Crow replica today.
RobertoKayYeah, I just found that out.
BobIshmael"Drugs are Good". Late 80s NOFX song.
RobertoKayOh, and I know about "Aenima," too.
MSTAnonThat's great...
BobIshmaelWhat.... From Tool?
RobertoKayYeah.
BobIshmaelWhere'd that come from?
RobertoKayUh..
RobertoKayI only know the title and the artist.
RobertoKayYou would know the rest.
BobIshmaelWhat?
BobIshmaelPray tell, wachoo talk 'bout?
BobIshmaelI don't recall mentioning any Tool songs.
RobertoKayYour rants page.
RobertoKayCrosswinds.
BobIshmaelHuh... Maybe I should check this out. (the mystery deepens)
RobertoKayDuhn-Duhn-Duhhhhhhhhn!
MSTAnonHehe.
BobIshmaelWow... I haven't updated this page in quite a bit.
RobertoKayYeah, I was bored enough to do the research.
BobIshmaelOh, I see...
RobertoKayWhich could explain why you're not getting paid from it.
BobIshmaelIt's not that great of a song, anyway.
BobIshmaelPaid... From... It?
RobertoKayUh... nevermind.
BobIshmaelI just like the song, being the apocalypse-afficiando that you all know me to do.
BobIshmaelto do?
BobIshmaelto be.
BobIshmaelPhilsophy Bob, new from Mattel!
MSTAnon...
BobIshmaelI'm not fixing that.
BobIshmaelTry, uh...
* BobIshmael searches his hardrive for music to force Manny to listen to.
RobertoKayTry anything at me.
* DeRaptor plants brittney spears mp3s on bob's hard drive.
BobIshmaelHmm... State your political leanings.
MSTAnonHa!
RobertoKaySocialism.
BobIshmaelPropagandhi.
BobIshmaelTry "And We Though Nation-States Were a Bad Idea".
RobertoKayAlright.
BobIshmaelOr "Rio"- something "Manitoba".
RobertoKayRio De San Atlanta Manitoba
BobIshmaelOr "[Propagandhi]-Stick_The_Fucking_Flag_Up_Your_Goddamn_Ass_You_Sonofabitch.mp3"
BobIshmaelOr "A People's History of the World".
BobIshmaelTry that one. It's pretty good.
BobIshmael"[Propagandhi]-The_Only_Good_Fascist_Is_A_Very_Dead_Fascist.mp3" is great.
BobIshmaelOnly 960kb, too.
BobIshmaelDid you know Napster is going pay-service pretty soon?
RobertoKayI've heard something along those lines.
BobIshmaelJust making conversation.
MSTAnonHmm...
RobertoKayBut as long as outside Napster servers are around, that might not be a popular idea.
RobertoKayThen again, it's not a popular idea in the first place.
RobertoKayAnd all those songs have been downloaded.
BobIshmaelOutside Napster servers? You mean the ones you can access through... Uh...
* BobIshmael looks for the file.
BobIshmaelNapigator?
RobertoKayYeah.
BobIshmaelYeah.
RobertoKayYeah.
BobIshmaelYep.
RobertoKayMm-hmm.
BobIshmaelSure thing.
DeRaptoryep.
BobIshmael10-4.
RobertoKayYes-siree.
BobIshmaelOkay, everyone shut up.
RobertoKayFine.
DeRaptorEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
BobIshmaelSo, uh...
RobertoKayHands still cold?
BobIshmaelNow that you mention it, yes.
* DarkonZero is now back! Away cause - 4,1(Gonna injure Tony Hawk.......he likes it.)4,1
BobIshmaelThey're kinda turning black... What does that mean?
DeRaptorI have a plastic orca.
BobIshmaelLike the fish?
DeRaptorthat you should put some gloves on, you ninnyhammer.
DeRaptoryes, like the big dorky fish-esque aquatic ungulate.
RobertoKayYou really back, DZ?
BobIshmaelOf all the crap I have in my backpack, gloves are not included.
DarkonZeroYeah....
DarkonZeroI was napping.
RobertoKayWhy didn't you include them?
BobIshmaelBecuase I'm a big load, alright?
BobIshmaelIS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED TO HEAR?!
RobertoKayBrought ice packs instead... oh.
RobertoKayNot really, but thanks for adding that.
DarkonZeroBob....good to see ya, how are the kids?
RobertoKayI'll remember it, and tell it to my children.
BobIshmaelAll dead.
DarkonZeroAh...sorryto hear....
BobIshmaelAdding what?
BobIshmaelAre you trying to insult me?
DarkonZeroMe...or him?
RobertoKayAdding your "big load" statement. And probably not, although I could be.
BobIshmaelYou probably shouldn't, as I fathered the whole bitter schtick.
BobIshmaelIn fact, I want that listed somewhere in the #Deep13 Consititution.
RobertoKayBut there's nothing better than a new generation.
RobertoKayAlthough the old generation was... uh... better.
BobIshmaelStrange, that's not what my parents said.
BobIshmaelWhat's even stranger is I'm an orphan.
BobIshmaelSo, really, I'm just assuming they said that.
RobertoKayLittle Orphan Bob.
BobIshmaelSo, Manny's expert opinion on Propagandhi?
RobertoKayThey don't sound too bad.
BobIshmaelThey're gods among men, did I hear you right?
RobertoKayUh...
RobertoKaySure, Bob.
RobertoKayAt least they're not the incoherent-type, like Slipknot or other "bands" of the like.
DarkonZeroOr Cal...
BobIshmaelDon't listen to mainstream music.
RobertoKayWho preach the same message on a different light. Or not.
RobertoKayI don't.
BobIshmaelSlipknot preaches no message, they just dress up like idiots and play too many drums.
RobertoKayHeh.
BobIshmaelHey, DZ, if I someday showed up in Vegas... Could I stay on your couch?
DarkonZeroSure......but you gotta kick me off it.
RobertoKayOoh! Couch fight!
BobIshmaelAh, so "no" then?
DeRaptorthey have to bikini wrestle in the mud.
DarkonZeroWell....you can have the love seat.
BobIshmaelI'm a tall guy. I take up lots of room. I don't fold easily.
BobIshmaelI demand a fully official couch.
BobIshmaelNothing less will do.
BobIshmaelHmm... Is it really 1:30?
BobIshmaelWait... I'm still in PST, right?
RobertoKayWe're almost there.
RobertoKayYes.
DarkonZeroNow here's a e-mail I got with a straight and simple subject....."ARE YOU HORNY?" Nothing simpler and straight forward than that.......
* BobIshmael checks Microsoft's little time-zone dealy.
RobertoKayOh, I don't know, DZ.
RobertoKayI would imagine something along the lines of "SEXO! SEXO! SEXO!" would be simpler.
DarkonZeroDammit Robby.....quti sending those e-mails to me!
DarkonZeroQUTI!
RobertoKayWhy no... I mean... what makes you think it was me?
DarkonZeroQuit...or something along that nature.
RobertoKayBut it could've been... uh... JO!
DarkonZeroDammit Jo!!
BobIshmaelOkay, someone decide for me.
DeRaptoror anon, or sent.
BobIshmaelWhat am I going to do?
RobertoKayYes, it was Jo.
RobertoKayBurn a grassland.
RobertoKayAgain.
BobIshmaelOption 1) Find a motel/Sleep in the depot... Explore the state.
DarkonZeroI say to make Anon more Technicolor.
BobIshmaelOption 2) Find am AmTrak... Leave the state.
MSTAnonMe? Technicolor?
BobIshmaelOption 3) Drink cough syrup and pass out in an alley.
MSTAnonSure, I'm white, but...
BobIshmaelNOFX, Don't Call Me White.
MSTAnonNot white as a sheet.
RobertoKayYou're ultra-white, Anon. Face it, you need to catch up with the rest of us.
* BobIshmael suddenly notices that 80% of his MP3s could be classified as "punk rock".
BobIshmaelI need to diversify.
DarkonZeroOk.....I take that back.......
DarkonZeroHere....kick my ass.
RobertoKayThen upgrade the remaining 20% to 50%.
DeRaptorI like option 3.
BobIshmael1 for 3!
RobertoKayOption 3 is good.
BobIshmael2 for 3!
DarkonZeroI did option 3......it was weird.
BobIshmaelTell Anon to vote.
MSTAnonEh...
DarkonZeroopyion 3 was the day I thought I was Shaggy.
DarkonZeroI'm on option3 now.
BobIshmaelI've done option 3, minus the alley...
RobertoKayAnon: 1, 2 or 3?
MSTAnonWhat?
BobIshmaelOr have I? Maybe I'm just screwing with Manny because he thinks I'm a junkie.
BobIshmaelSpooky, spooky mindgames.
MSTAnon1, 2, or 3 what?
BobIshmaelDZ, you look nothing like Shaggy.
DarkonZeroI know....
RobertoKayMaybe you could put Bob off ignore, since he accounts for 65% of the conversation.
RobertoKayAnd I speak to Anon.
BobIshmaelHe claims to be ignoring me, so relay the message.
DarkonZeroBut I thought I was Shaggy.
BobIshmaelKindly.
BobIshmaelYOU LOOK NOTHING LIKE HIM!
DarkonZeroI know....
RobertoKayAnd Bob, you seem more sane than usual, so I don't think you're high *now*.
MSTAnonI wasn't that shaggy at Gateway...
RobertoKayOkay...
BobIshmaelI rarely come in here high... Drunk, maybe. Rarely high.
DeRaptorBob gets drunk on 7up.
DarkonZeroI said "I love you" to a couple of change machines.....3 video games...and a couple of girls......the oddest looks I got were from the girls.
BobIshmaelBesides you can't expect me to get high in a bus depot... I have standards, damn you!
RobertoKayCG once said he drank Vodka while talking to you, Bob.
RobertoKayConfirm?
RobertoKayAnd Bob, I didn't even imply that you were high.
BobIshmaelWhy do you need confirmation? If he said it, it's true.
DarkonZeroSancho.....you insinuated.
BobIshmaelCallip is no Bob. He doesn't lie for no reason.
RobertoKaySo then, when you said you went to Gateway... oh.
RobertoKaySo, you're the liar.
RobertoKayUnless you did go to Gateway.
MSTAnonI did go to Gateway!
BobIshmaelWhen I said I went to Gateway... What?
RobertoKayNot you, feeb. Bob.
DeRaptorI did too, but bob didn't.
DarkonZeroOk....I lost me.
BobIshmaelI did so go.
MSTAnonI saw De there, and no Ishmael. Unless he didn't come forward.
* DarkonZero looks for himself.
DeRaptorokay bob, then where were you?
RobertoKayI was going to continue by saying that when you said you went to Gateway, did you mean it or not.
BobIshmaelHey, look at this old Callip log I have.
MSTAnonYes, I really did go to Gateway.
RobertoKayI don't care, Anon.
BobIshmael<CallipyG> is your VMB going to say the same thing tomorrow?
BobIshmael<BobIshmael> Sure, why not? It used to be the VMB of my fictional company "Computers and Stuff," which I used to scam corporation so they would send me promotional items in bulk.
BobIshmael<BobIshmael> It turns out to be a major pain in the ass to email a bunch of companies, so I gave up.
BobIshmael<BobIshmael> So.. Short answer: Yes, it will./
BobIshmael<BobIshmael> -/
BobIshmael<CallipyG> woohoo!
DarkonZeroI went to the bathroom...that's where I found me.
DeRaptorHey, look at Bob change the subject.
RobertoKayDoes it matter, De?
RobertoKayIt's just extra loads of fun to come.
DarkonZeroOr sorrow.
BobIshmaelIt's on topic. I'm still talking about Callip talking to me while drink vodka because he's such a cool vodka drinker guy.
RobertoKayTrue that.
RobertoKayAnyway, Bob, you went to Gateway, I hear.
DeRaptorso where were you at the con?
RobertoKayAnd by Bob, I mean not Anon.
DeRaptoryes. bob. not anon.
MSTAnonI can read, thank you.
MSTAnonWere you at Gateway, De?
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DarkonZeroBob was with the HG'ers.......then he sabotaged their stuff.
DeRaptoroh...cool.
RobertoKaySo, when I say efiojkds1, you're not insulted then?
DarkonZeroThat's why their team shirts like they were stolen from 7-11 employees.
RobertoKayIronf looks like he stole a bunch of crap from 7-11.
* BobNotAnon notices that he's talk to Callip more in /msg'es than anyone else.
RobertoKayWow.
BobNotAnonMore or less.
DarkonZeroIf I am too coherent.....let me know.
BobNotAnontalked, even.
RobertoKayYou and CG... the Odd Couple.
DeRaptorokay bob, describe the Henry VIII hotel.
DarkonZeroHmmmm....20 questions......
RobertoKayBob does not recall.
DeRaptorapparently...
DarkonZeroHe is now Ollie Bob.
RobertoKayWhich reminds me of a stupid joke a friend used to say.
RobertoKayI'm not gonna get into it, though.
DarkonZeroSo..it's that stupid?
RobertoKayNo.
RobertoKayIt's past 1:30 AM.
DarkonZeroHell....if you won't tell a bad joke after 1:30 AM....I guess I will.
* DeRaptor ponders sleep.
RobertoKayBob's dead.
MSTAnonHmm... Sleep now means finishing Crow before returning to college.
DarkonZeroNow look what Jo did.
RobertoKayYeah.
RobertoKayBastard.
RobertoKayAnd with that, I'm off.
DarkonZeroLater.
RobertoKayIf he returns, someone let me know.
RobertoKayLater.
MSTAnonG'night.
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DeRaptoryep...yep, I think sleep is a good thing....tell me what bobbo does, dz.
* DeRaptor wanders out after rob and anon.
DarkonZeroOk.....whatever....
DeRaptorbya
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BobNotAnonHey..
BobNotAnonBastards.
DarkonZeroHell....if they're all going offline...how can I tell them.
DarkonZeroDumbasses.
BobNotAnonI was still going through my Callip logs.
DarkonZeroAh.....
BobNotAnonSo, what's new?
DarkonZeroWith me.....nothing.
DarkonZeroExcept I get injured more now.
BobNotAnonGetting slow in your old age?
DarkonZeroYup....
DarkonZeroYou know it.
* BobNotAnon grumbles.
DarkonZeroYou grump.
BobNotAnonI don't like sleeping in bus stations, especially with a $500 POS being incredibly obvious.
BobNotAnonCan I take an AmTrak to Las Vegas and stay at your place for a week?
BobNotAnonIt's warm in Vegas.
BobNotAnonRight?
DarkonZeroIt's not warm at nights.
BobNotAnonIs it warm in Oregon during the day?
DarkonZeroI dunno.....never been there.
DarkonZeroI'm helping ya out quite well.
DarkonZeroJust like the ol' days.
BobNotAnonMemories.
BobNotAnonSay, was Sent really held hostage at gunpoint when he was five?
DarkonZeroI was thinking more along the lines of mammaries.
BobNotAnonMmmmm... Mammaries.
DarkonZeroNow Sent.....held hostage...hmmmm.
DarkonZeroI'll ask him later.
BobNotAnonI remember him saying that to me, for some reason. when we in an argument.
DarkonZeroOh.
BobNotAnonI told everybody in the room and he banned me and tried to get my ops taken away.
DarkonZeroOh....I remember that.
BobNotAnonI wonder if that really happened or he was just trying to make me look like a bad guy, which I am.
DarkonZeroBut I was told of that.
BobNotAnonTold of what?
DarkonZeroThat incident.
BobNotAnonOh.
DarkonZeroOf course I have about a 4 month loss.....about a few months ago...I had a hate streak against #Deep13.
BobNotAnonYeah, I did that. Then I got bored, left, and came back tonight when Manny emailed me for no reason.
BobNotAnonHaving nothing better to do and nowhere to go, I decided to come here.
DarkonZeroI was gonna do that same......e-mail you that is.....but I got lazy.
DarkonZero'ling wanted me to e-mail ya.
DarkonZeroBut now he's now out....again.
BobNotAnonSay, does Loc still show up?
DarkonZeroHe does....but once word gets to him about you....he might not show.
DarkonZeroBut he doesn't know.....so he'll show up in a while.
BobNotAnonYeah, what's up with Loc anyway?
DarkonZeroDammit....I ate all my Gummi Bears again....
BobNotAnonSucks for you.
BobNotAnonOh, wait! This log is a hoot!
BobNotAnon<Sentroid91> Well at least i'm no nerd.
BobNotAnon<BobIshmael> Here's a free lesson from your good pal, Bob. Take a look in #Deep13 and see if any gears turn in that thing on top of your shoulders.
BobNotAnon<BobIshmael> Nope, you just love Star Wars and spend 20 hours/day on IRC... But you're no nerd, nosirree.
BobNotAnon<Sentroid91> Who said I love Star Wars?
BobNotAnon<BobIshmael> Don't forget the Metroid stuff. If you love playing video games, you can't be a nerd.
BobNotAnon<BobIshmael> Oh, oh! And the internet fan club! No nerd would have one of
BobNotAnonthose!
BobNotAnon<BobIshmael> You're right. I'm sorry I ever implied anything of the sort.
BobNotAnon<Sentroid91> Ooh. Great comeback. Use everything you despise against me now.
BobNotAnon<BobIshmael> I've been saving up. *grin*
DarkonZeroHehehehehehe.
BobNotAnonI wrote that when I was busy hating everyone.
DarkonZeroI noticed.
BobNotAnonWell, Sent mostly.
BobNotAnonThen I left.
BobNotAnonAnd came back tonight, as previously stated.
DarkonZeroFor some reason....I left on good terms..then periodically came back and hated everyone.
DarkonZeroThe #Deep13 messageboard has most of my rantings from that time.
BobNotAnonThat's the best way to do it.
BobNotAnon#Deep13 message board?
DarkonZeroYeah....DK set it up.
DarkonZeroon EZboard.com
* BobNotAnon laughs at the log where he notified Sent that he had stolen Sent's VMB.
DarkonZeroI remember that.
BobNotAnon* BobIshmael smiles politely.
BobNotAnon<BobIshmael> How's your VMB doing?
BobNotAnon<Sentroid99> uh, good?
BobNotAnon<BobIshmael> That's good to know.
BobNotAnon<Sentroid99> why? wha'd you do?
BobNotAnon<BobIshmael> Why do automatically assume that I did something?
BobNotAnon<Sentroid99> well, you don't normally msg me asking how my VMB is.
BobNotAnon<BobIshmael> I always do, you just don't notice it.
DarkonZeroOh....RemarQ is no longer.
BobNotAnonYeah, I noticed.
BobNotAnonSucks for me.
DarkonZeroAnd me.
BobNotAnonMostly me.
* DarkonZero goes to look at ArtOfHacking.com
DarkonZeroI'm such a poseur.
BobNotAnonI'm such an eleet poseur.
BobNotAnon<BobIshmael> *ahem* Fuck you. Again, fuck you. I'm trying to help you here! Seriously, take my goddamned name of your fucking staff page! Now!
BobNotAnon<BobIshmael> I'm not kidding.
BobNotAnon<BobIshmael> And you may not use my page.
BobNotAnon<Sentroid91> what bug crawled up your ass today?
BobNotAnon<Sentroid91> all this bullshit over a crappy quizlet.
BobNotAnon<BobIshmael> You. Because you're a damn moron. You represent everything I hate about our culture.
BobNotAnon<Sentroid91> fine! i'll make the goddamned thing flat ok?!
BobNotAnonMan, I've really wailed on Sent sometimes.
BobNotAnonNot that he doesn't deserve every bit of it, but it's pretty funny.
DarkonZeroyeah.
BobNotAnonI'm such a adorable surly bastard.
DarkonZeroI wish he took me off his staffer page.....I really didn't want to be part of MSTieGate.
BobNotAnonEh, let him have his fun.
DarkonZeroI joined outta spur of the moment thing.
BobNotAnon<BobIshmael> See, when I actually think before I type, the keyboard messes it up.
BobNotAnon<BobIshmael> And if I don't think, the keyboard messes it up anyway.
BobNotAnonI like that. There's a "Bobism" if there ever was one.
DarkonZeroOl' times......
DarkonZeroShit....I do not even remember making a profile of me on Yahoo.....that pic of me can scare.
BobNotAnonWhat's it say? Where's the picture?
BobNotAnonI've seen the one where you scanned your face, it can't get much worse than that.
DarkonZeroThat's the picture.
DarkonZeroJo was looking at Yahoo profiles....and told me of mine.
BobNotAnonWho?
DarkonZeroJo.....JoMomma.....he's in the nicklist.
BobNotAnonOh...
BobNotAnonWho is he?
DarkonZeroHe's kinda a new reg.
DarkonZeroHe started on here about a couple months ago.
BobNotAnonWhat's he like? Would I like him? Is he my replacement? Do you like him better than me?
DarkonZeroWell....you gotta find out for yourself....cause I describe people as only being cool.
BobNotAnonDescribe him!
DarkonZeroIf you ever get into the voice chat stuff we do....you can talk with him.
DarkonZeroShit.....describe the yokel.....
DarkonZeroHmmmmm.....
DarkonZeroHere....he pretty much describes himself in the new #Deep13 profile thing.
DarkonZerohttp://servo911.tripod.com/deep13ops.html
BobNotAnonUmmm... We DO have our own page, y'know.
BobNotAnonRemember deep13.org?
DarkonZeroI know....but no one updates it.
DarkonZerobut apparently....no one updated this profile thing either....cause i'm still listed as M.I.A.
BobNotAnonHuh...
BobNotAnonY'know, I am still TECHNICALLY an op.
BobNotAnonI was late moving to mysteria for some reason and Callip couldn't add me.
DarkonZeroNow N...Greid....Melty.....and a few others are ops.
BobNotAnonSo now everyone thinks I'm not an op... WHEN I AM! WHAT?!
BobNotAnonGREID?!
DarkonZeroYup.
BobNotAnonIT TOOK ME A FULL YEAR AND A HALF TO GET OPS!
BobNotAnonDIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!
BobNotAnonOh well.
BobNotAnonIt's just IRC.
DarkonZeroN is one too.
DarkonZeroThey did this opping biz while I was away.
DarkonZeroReason was of the Lodo attacks from what I heard.
BobNotAnonI still think TS is actually Sent.
DarkonZeroHeheheh...
BobNotAnonIt makes sense, if you think about it.
DarkonZeroCall him Canadian, that kinda pisses him off too.
BobNotAnonHe makes TS to be some evil guy in the original #Deep13 and convinces everyone to leave...
DarkonZeroMy opinion...I didn't like TS.
BobNotAnonHe thinks he'll take TS' place as supreme being, but it doesn't work. So he keeps trying.
DarkonZeroI just never did.
DarkonZeroYeah.....Sent tends to be a control freak.
BobNotAnonI bet that's what happened.
BobNotAnonShit. 2:30. I think I'm going to sleep under this bench using my oversized backpack as a pillow.
BobNotAnonThat way, no one can steal from me without awakening me and feeling the wrath of my blade,
DarkonZeroShit....hope you can brave the cold.
BobNotAnonWell... Maybe not wrath, but stern lecturing of my blade.
BobNotAnonI have a blanket.
BobNotAnonIt's just my hands are cold.
BobNotAnonI'm a huge puss, I know. Just shut up.
DarkonZeroBTW....what is your known location?
* BobNotAnon shrugs.
DarkonZeroAh....
BobNotAnonSouthern Oregon...
BobNotAnonWait.. Oregon is North of CA, right?
DarkonZeroYeah.
BobNotAnonThen, yeah, S. Oregon.
DarkonZeroWell...good luck, bucko.
BobNotAnonStill going through logs.
BobNotAnonGive me five minutes.
DarkonZeroHeh...ok.
BobNotAnonI'm trying to find the exact log where Sent told whatever dramatic thing he told me.
DarkonZeroYou'll find it.
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BobNotAnonYou'd think so.
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`Lamer13hai
BobNotAnonAnd back again.
DarkonZeroYo lamer.....cut the shit!
BobNotAnonCut the shit, yo.
DarkonZeroFarkin' lamer.
DarkonZeroYou and your farkin' FAFFERTY!
`Lamer13u r from ?
BobNotAnonI R Weasel.
DarkonZeroMe from over there.
* DarkonZero points.
`Lamer13cantre
`Lamer13russia Moscow
DarkonZeroAh.....neat.
BobNotAnonWhen talking about the con, Loc had this to say about the planned roadtrip...
BobNotAnon<Locdog07> Hmm...I hope you don't make De sleep with someone. This is NOT directed as a comment about you maybe having feelings about her, because I know you don't, I'm just saying it'd be very akward for Susan if she did...no insult intended...please...
BobNotAnonWhat is wrong with that guy?
BobNotAnonLoc, I mean.
DarkonZeroUh.....I dunno.
DarkonZeroWas he implying that De sleep with you?
BobNotAnonDid De sleep with anyone during the con?
BobNotAnonWas it awkard for her?
BobNotAnonI think so.
DarkonZeroWell....from the looks of things...De and Melty are close....but I don't know how close.
BobNotAnonWhen he first of the roadtrip, he went on thie huge rant about how I was trying to steal his only friend away.
BobNotAnonAwwwwwwwww. IRC'ers in love.
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DarkonZeroDe and Melty idle so much you gotta say something about them supposedly cybering.
DarkonZeroI did.
DarkonZeroNon-chalantly.
BobNotAnonI'm sure.
BobNotAnon<Locdog07> You know how old 'ling is?
BobNotAnon<BobIshmael> No. But I could hazard a guess.
BobNotAnon<Locdog07> What'd you guess?
BobNotAnon<BobIshmael> 7.
DarkonZeroAbout a few weeks ago....Loc went of on them.
DarkonZeroof to off
BobNotAnonWhy?
DarkonZeroYou know....his feelings and all.
BobNotAnonCould you elaborate?
BobNotAnonLoc has lots of feelings.
DarkonZeroI wasn't here personally......I probably got a log of it.
DarkonZeroOr someone sent me a log of it.
BobNotAnonAh.
BobNotAnonFind it.
DarkonZeroOk...
BobNotAnon<Locdog07> How long do you think it's gonna be?
BobNotAnon<BobIshmael> I was planning a picture book for kids, so about 7 pages.
BobNotAnon<Locdog07> uh
BobNotAnon<BobIshmael> That's the extent of my literary skill anyway.
BobNotAnon<Locdog07> Oh, I see, you're making fun of me.
BobNotAnon<BobIshmael> I am?
BobNotAnonLoc is a funny, funny person.
BobNotAnonHe's like Marvin, the paranoid android... But not an android.
BobNotAnonAnd not named "Marvin".
DarkonZeroHere....I'll send it to ya.
DarkonZeroLoc has toned down recently.....you missed his stint as acting gay.
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BobNotAnonNo, I didn't.
DarkonZeroI thought you did.
BobNotAnonI came in every now and then.
DarkonZeroOh yeah.
DarkonZeroI think.
BobNotAnonIt was... How do you say it..
BobNotAnonFucking annoying.
DarkonZeroYeah....
BobNotAnonHey, wow, Timmyling... Wow...
BobNotAnonI mean, when I was bitter, you could tell I was pretty much just kidding around...
BobNotAnonBut Timmyling is one pissed off kid.
DarkonZeroYeah....'ling has some sort of prob.
DarkonZeroThey let him know about it earlier.
BobNotAnonWho did?
BobNotAnonWhat, when, and where?
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DarkonZeroUm......I think Sent and Jo and a few others told 'ling that he was something. Again....I wasn't here to witness anything.
DarkonZeroI was at work.
BobNotAnon<Locdog07> Well, of course I'm fixated on Susan...I hope I know what that means.
BobNotAnon<Locdog07> She's all I care for.
BobNotAnon<Locdog07> I'd die for her.
BobNotAnonOh, Christ.
BobNotAnonHe's an alien.
BobNotAnonOr so some kid at his school told him, so it's probably true.
BobNotAnonI bet he does look like an alien and that's why he's so pissed off.
BobNotAnon<Locdog07> sigh
BobNotAnon<Locdog07> I can't stop thinking about her...I can't stop...I want to stop...
BobNotAnon<Locdog07> sorry...
DarkonZeroWell....'ling tends to think he's superior to everyone. Jo puts it as "He's too smart for his own good."
BobNotAnonThat's it. My official ruling is that Loc is one crazy motherfucker.
BobNotAnonHe's not smarter than anyone else... Except for maybe Sent...
BobNotAnonOr DK..
DarkonZeroLoc has adjusted well......though that log I sent ya was pretty funny.
BobNotAnonOr TServo...
BobNotAnonOr DZ... Wait, nevermind!
DarkonZeroHell.....'ling may be smarter than me....but he does give off this aire of arrogance.
DarkonZeroThat's what bothers me.
DarkonZeroHey...get this.....I'm a social influence.
DarkonZeroThe world is going to hell now.
BobNotAnonThe real world, you mean?
DarkonZeroYeah...and in here too.
DarkonZeroAccording to a newcomer, "Joel" he says I inspire him for his drama class.
BobNotAnonIn what way?
DarkonZeroWell....as he puts it, I make him open up more socially.
DarkonZeroHe really isn't much of a socializer.
BobNotAnonI... see?
BobNotAnonYou totally lost me.
DarkonZeroI think I lost myself.
BobNotAnonAnd I need to sleep, but I want to hear about this.
BobNotAnonExplain it to me while I drift off to sleepy-beddy-bye-time-land.
DarkonZerook.....
DarkonZeroOnce upon a time...there was this dude named DarkonZero.
BobNotAnonRight.
DarkonZeroDarkonZero wasn't much of a social person in real life, so he decided to go out and make something of himself the only way he can.
DarkonZeroBy strippig.
DarkonZeroOk....that was a lie.
BobNotAnonGood.
BobNotAnonI'm going to have nightmares anyway, though.
DarkonZeroAh....I did my job then.
DarkonZeroWell....with where I work now...I socialize with more people. And with people, I mean....girls and the such.
DarkonZeroI made some friends.....went out to a strip club or two.
DarkonZeroJst started not to care much what anybody thought of me.
DarkonZeroJST!
DarkonZeroI kinda live on the spur of the moment.
BobNotAnonGodamn, yes! THAT'S THE ONLY WAY TO LIVE!
DarkonZeroSome good, some bad.
BobNotAnonGOD BLESS YOU, DAVEY!
* BobNotAnon is still reading Loc logs.
BobNotAnonTo think of all the hours of my life that I'll never get back.
DarkonZeroLike i said earlier, when everyone was badgering you with Con questions....I said that I said "I love you" to two change machines.....a few video games.....and a few people.
DarkonZeroWhile hugging them.
DarkonZeroI've gotten weird.
BobNotAnonOh... I thought you said you were high in cough syrup at the time.
BobNotAnonhigh on...
DarkonZeroAt that time no....
BobNotAnonBut, maybe I'm just projecting here.
BobNotAnonAh, so you ADMIT IT!
BobNotAnonYou're a cough syrup junkie!
DarkonZeroOk....so sue me....I take a spoonful every once in a while.
DarkonZeroBut I can handle it!
BobNotAnonSpoonful... You, sir, a pansy.
BobNotAnonNo less than two bottle maximum strength Robotussing cough.
DarkonZeroThen there was the ocassional bingeon cough syrup.
BobNotAnonShit... 3am.
DarkonZerobinge on....
DarkonZeroYes.....it is that late.
DarkonZeroI work at 5 PM.
DarkonZeroI hate me.
BobNotAnonRobotussin's a good thing, my friend.
DarkonZeroNyquil.
BobNotAnonI hate you.
BobNotAnonNyquil messes you up, avoid.
DarkonZeroI hate your Old Navy shirt.
BobNotAnonHow do you know about that?
DarkonZeroYou sent me a pic of it.
BobNotAnonOh, yeah.
DarkonZeroSlightly modified.
BobNotAnonI am so cool.
DarkonZeroThat you are.
DarkonZeroi am such a lamer.
BobNotAnonI seriously need to go now...
DarkonZeroG'night.
BobNotAnonAnything else you want to say to me, as I probably won't be back for a while.
DarkonZeroI'll maybe see ya later.
DarkonZeroThat's all.
BobNotAnonAlright.
BobNotAnonAdidas, happy change machine hugging.
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JoMomma0,3Quote Added. Thank you, drive through! 0,5* Calvin-Crowe pours beer on Urb * UrbanD drinks it! <Calvin-Crowe> It's mad-dog 20/20 <JoMomma> and after drinking it, he'll have anything BUT 20/20
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MepitansI heard Bob was on
Mepitansbut
Mepitansnow
Mepitanshe ISN'T
MepitansI won't leave until he comes back.
Mepitansbbl
JoMommaack
JoMommaheh
JoMommahi
JoMommawell... why you gonna leave when he comes back?
JoMommashit brb
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JoMommaactually... brb AGAIN... I feel dumb...
JoMommaheh
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JoMommahello
Locdog07hi
Locdog07how're you?
JoMommanot bad
Locdog07k
Locdog07you think you know me
JoMommaI think I know you!
JoMommaI think I know you!
Locdog07heh
JoMomma...
Locdog07whaaat?
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Locdog07you think you know jack
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TServo4Stupid nick..
JoMommathe hell was that?
JoMommaheh
Locdog07Huh?
JoMommaI dun get or something
Locdog07it's a skeleton, i.e. chuck being skinny, and... uh.. De.
Locdog07it's a screenshot from Dungeon Keeper 2
JoMommayeah but I didn't get who de was or how it related to de
* Locdog07 blinks
Locdog07there's only two people in the pic
JoMommawell I guess... and stuff... heh
* Locdog07 blinks
Locdog07You ever play DK2?
JoMommano
Locdog07hmmm#
* TServo4 is watching 521- Santa Clause.
Locdog07and why not?
JoMommacause I don't have it?
Locdog07you ever considered getting it?
JoMommanever even HEARD of it
* Locdog07 blinks
Locdog07FOOL
* TServo4 looks at the scrawny kids represented as Americans in this movie and is deeply ashamed.
* Locdog07 blinks
Locdog07heh
Locdog07that's a fun movie, though
TServo4Yeah, I saw the spanish version of this on one of those Mexican-Spanish channels here.
JoMommameh
TServo4The voices sound exactly the same, too!
Locdog07it kicks ass, that movie does
Locdog07A CAT, SANTA CLAUS, A CAT!
TServo4heh
TServo4Merlin..
Locdog07I like when he runs in singing that tune
TServo4You gotta love Pitch, though..
TServo4"Take the dolly!"
Locdog07Best line in that movie is when Pitch says "You are poor" after that really long speech, and then immediately disappears and the girl wakes up
TServo4heh
TServo4I
TServo4I'm recording sounds.
Locdog07Here you go, Jo...
Locdog07http://pc.ign.com/reviews/9944.html
TServo4Any dibs?
Locdog07BUY THE DAMN GAME
Locdog07yes, record "You are poor"
JoMommaI'm not much of a gamer
Locdog07WELL THEN YOU WON'T MIND GETTING JUST ONE
Locdog07or just looking at the review
Locdog07you could always download the demo, too
TServo4Heh...Ice Cream...
Locdog07heh
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JoMommaYou think you know me!
* Locdog07 wonders how anyone can say that Santa Claus Conquers The Martians is better than Santa Claus
JoMommaYou think you know me!
JoMommaYou think you know me!
TServo4So...if you go to hell, you can just counter attack with Ice Cream?
JoMommaITS MY TIME!
JoMommaITS MY TIME!
JoMommaITS MY TIME!
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* TServo4 wonders why there's a Ross Perot ref right after someone says "Good old fashion Nighmare fuel!"
Locdog07maybe cuz you are dum?
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TServo4<omega> oh ye, and im tom curze.
Locdog07Angle
Locdog07Angle
Locdog07Angle
* Locdog07 snickers at Christian still having his kazoo on Smackdown#
TServo4heh....puppet version of "My Dinner with Andre"
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TServo4hey Joel.
JoelHey Everyone!
Locdog07hi
Joelhey Loc guess what?
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Locdog07what?
JoelI know your into the blair witch thing and I just thought you would like to know that i live near where they filemed it, In Maryland
TServo4Good Evening Buffalo!  We are Santa Klaws and we have one question for you!!  ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!?
Locdog07neat
TServo4<Frank> YEEEEES!
Locdog07uh...
Locdog07TS4, it's "Are you ready to be merry" you freek.
TServo4whoops..
TServo4I'm pretty stupid...I'm listening to the sound.
TServo4R+S is on..
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MrHorsehmmmmmmmm
MrHorseNo sir. I don't like it!
Joelhehe
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TServo4heh
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Locdog07heyurb
UrbanDhallo
JoMommaYou think you GNU me! You think you GNU me!
UrbanDgno.
JoMommaheh
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UrbanDlong live the zoo!
JoMommaKurt! Kurt!
JoMommameh brb... reboot cause my system is b0rked
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Locdog07k
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UrbanDlol!
UrbanDgreatest line ever.
Locdog07heh
Joelhmm they are selling a MST3K prop on ebay for 300 bucks
* Locdog07 worries about Mr. Ass being called "Billy G." now...
JoMommawho is?
UrbanDbilly g?
UrbanDnot my lover
JoMommawho's selling a prop?
UrbanDshe's just a girl who
UrbanDthinks that i am the one
Joeli dunno...not BBinc though
Joelit's the metaluna helment dome that mike wore at the end of the movie
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TServo4Huh.
TServo4heh...Stinky Wizzleteets..
Joelwhat the hell is a LOA?
TServo4Huh?
UrbanDo_O
Locdog07HALUV WITHOUT ANGAH
UrbanDLegion of Alzheimers
UrbanDWHOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT A RUSH
Locdog07Heheh
Joelthis is what it says "I bought the helmet directly from BBInc and I'll include a LOA. "
Locdog07an LOA
JoMommalicence???
UrbanDLeaflet of Authority
TServo4yeah..
JoMommaI thought it was authenticity
Joelah
UrbanDor Authenticity, if youwill.
TServo4Certificate of Authenticity...
TServo4also.
JoMommabut that'd be COA of course
TServo4Yeah.
Joelthis is the whole thing "Authentic movie prop from MST3K The Movie. After watching This Island Earth, Mike and the bots have a party and Mike is clearly seen wearing this helmet. Photo shows Beeze the Prop Diva at Best Brains Inc. wearing the helmet. I bought the helmet directly from BBInc and I'll include a LOA. Money orders preferred (checks take 14 working days to clear). Buyer pays postage. Good luck and thanks for bidding"
TServo4I think $300 is too much for a helmet that was in 1 scene.
Locdog07Leaflet Of Authenticity?
Joelyeah
Joelit tis
TServo4In fact...any of the props on ebay were overpriced.
Locdog07Especially since they didn't want to make that scene
Joelhey TS4...shut up
TServo4The ones at the House Auction were insane!
TServo4Huh?
TServo4o_O
Joelyeah just sit back with your 10 props and laugh your ass off
TServo4har har har.
TServo4majority being videos.
* Joel hugs his prop
* TServo4 snickers.
Joeli love you prop
Joelyou only cost me 84 bucks..
* TServo4 wonders what a fake finger worn by Joel would cost.
TServo4or be worth.
Locdog07heh
TServo4It's pretty old..
Joeland you a much better prop then TS4 has...except the demond dong
Joeldog*
JoMommawell hey, for the usage and popularity that my prop got, it wasn't very high
UrbanDoo! oo! i bought a prop the other day!
JoMommacompared to say... the globe
TServo4What did you get, Urb?
UrbanDMike.  they sold Mike.  $499, plus shipping.
TServo4The globe was the highest priced thing.
JoMommaarven?
TServo4heh.
UrbanDNelson.
JoMommacigarettes?
TServo4Oh, from Utah?
Joelwell I got Kevien for 200 so nyah!
JoMommakevien!
TServo4heh
UrbanDis that german?
JoMommasounds spanish a bitr
Joelgrrr
JoMommafrom the verb "kevier"
JoelKevin*
* TServo4 knows someone who knew someone who was related to a person who bought someone named Kevin.
UrbanDcaviar?
TServo4Calvier.
JoMommacalvin?
TServo4Crowe?
JoMommaqrow?
UrbanDClearance.
TServo4Sale!
TServo4Mike.
JoMommabuy!
UrbanDSail
TServo4there.
TServo4boat?
JoMommamitchell!
UrbanDMoat
JoMommagoat?
TServo4Chief?
TServo4MCCLOUD!
JoMommawiggam?
TServo4Homer?
JoMommagomer?
TServo4Gomez?
TServo4Fingal?
JoMommarinal?
JoMommaer
JoMommafinal?
TServo4Rowsdower!
JoMommaheh
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JoelJoe T Robot?
TServo4What's this?
TServo4I don't have a rowsdower.wav?!
JoMommaJoe Crow Robot?
TServo4heh
Joelhehe
TServo4Crodick...
TServo4*Shiver*
UrbanDhehehe.. this site has chicks that strip while reading news headlines.
JoMommaO_O
* Locdog07 blinks
TServo4I could get into that.
JoMommajack, you could get into the girls
JoMommaand I do mean IN
TServo4o_O
UrbanDuh.
TServo4heh...
* TServo4 ponders.
TServo4Later...later..
Locdog07k
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JoMomma<TServo4> should I ask joecrow for that crodick and use it?
* JoMomma runs!
* TServo4 kills Jo.
JoMommaI dunno if he even still has that
UrbanDhee hee... nothing better than hearing about Yassar Arafat and the mideast conferences while a chick takes off her panties.
TServo4He sold it to someone..
TServo4*wink wink*
JoMomma0,3Quote Added. Thank you, drive through! 0,5<UrbanD> hehehe.. this site has chicks that strip while reading news headlines. <UrbanD> hee hee... nothing better than hearing about Yassar Arafat and the mideast conferences while a chick takes off her panties.
UrbanDmuhuh!
* Locdog07 bets Urb would feel much worse if he knew he were sitting there jacking off next to about five million other guys
* TServo4 read that as "Chuck takes of her panties"
UrbanDi'm not jacking off.  this is novelty nudity.
JoMommaO_O
TServo4New nudity.
TServo4Like C More Bunz dolls?
UrbanDhahaha.. nude weather!
TServo4<Urb> It's fun when it's nude!
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Locdog07We had nude weather before you guys did.
JoMomma<Urb> looks like we're gonna reach a record high
Locdog07Copycats.
UrbanDit makes news fun again!
TServo4"It's raining men!.."
TServo4Sorry..
UrbanDthis is online, loc.  it's prolly FROM you guy
JoMomma...
UrbanDguys*
Locdog07It is not from my guy!
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JoMomma<Edge> IT'S MY GUY! IT'S MY GUY! IT'S MY GUY!
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JoMommaFrank Conniff has agreed to appear at Gateway SciFi Con 3, July 6 - 8 ,
JoMomma2001,
JoMommaat the Airport Hilton in Saint Louis, Missouri.  Browse Gateway's
JoMommawebsite at
JoMommahttp://stlf.org/gateway for full details.
UrbanDhuhuh
TServo4yep
UrbanDMISERY
JoMommaheh
TServo4Frank will know the pain of oily hotels now..
TServo4I hope this one is clean.
UrbanDOMG!
UrbanDTED RAIMI! JOXER THE MIGHTY!
TServo4wha?
UrbanDI MUST GO!
TServo4Heh...
JoMomma<UrbanD> WET MYSELF
UrbanDno.
JoMomma0,3Quote containing "mo.": 0,5<UrbanD> mo. <UrbanD> mope. <UrbanD> mever. 0,3Number of Quotes found: 1
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UrbanDwaaaait...
Locdog07Ted Raimi was in Army of Darkness, fool.
UrbanDno.
UrbanDI KNOW
Locdog07IT DOESN'T MATTER IF HE WAS JOXER THE MIGHTY
UrbanDand in Xena, as Joxer
UrbanDit says so on the site.
JoMommaand if its on the internet
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JoMommait MUST be true!
UrbanDi think that it was Sam Raimi in AOD
Locdog07No
UrbanDare you sure it was ted?
Locdog07Sam Raimi directed it
Locdog07Ted was in it.
UrbanDTED RAIMI - Seaquest DSV, Joxer of Xena
* JoMomma points to www.slapnuts.com and says nothing else
UrbanDthey only show those 2 lines.
* TServo4 has 775 sounds.
Locdog07Ted was also in Evil Dead II as the old woman deadite.
Locdog07And yes, you read that right.
* TServo4 wonders how many sounds other people have here.
Locdog07here we are
Locdog07Ted Raimi
* UrbanD stares at slapnuts.com and feels embarrassed for Jo
Locdog07Army of Darkness (1993) .... Cowardly Warrior/Second Supportive Villager/S-Mart Clerk
Locdog07Evil Dead II (1987) (as Theodore Raimi) .... Possessed Henrietta
UrbanDloc?  who cares.
Locdog07you do, fucker.
UrbanDjoxer is gonna be at the con.
UrbanDi don't care.
UrbanDi care about JOXER THE MIGHTY.
Locdog07* UrbanD jacks off to Xena
TServo4Slapnuts.com could be a good comedy site.
UrbanDno.
UrbanD* Locdog07 jacks off to Evil Dead II
UrbanD:)
* Locdog07 blinks
* TServo4 backs out.
UrbanDblacks out?
UrbanDtoo much excitement?
Locdog07blacked out with jacked out
JoMommaAWW SHIT
JoMommawhere the hell was I when this happened!
Locdog07what happened?
TServo4What?!
JoMommascoopthis.com is "retired"
UrbanD<JoMomma> I got pubes! What gives?!
TServo4AAW SHIT
JoMommaWhere the @#$% is Dusty? *
JoMomma(Oct 18, 2000) Thank you to everyone who supported the bunch of misfits behind the ScoopThis.com website. It's been a great 3 year run, and the site retired in June 2000. To find out more about where your favorite writers moved to, click here. As for Dusty The Fat Bitter Cat... his solo website is due to open any day now. Keep checking this space for the official announcement. Until then, our message board will remain online.
TServo4goatse.cx is still up!
UrbanDscoop this.com was fucking RETAHDED
JoMommait was funny, urb!
Locdog07<UrbanD> wait, whats scoop this?
JoMomma<TITLE>ScoopThis.com - Because if it's on the net, it's got to be true</TITLE>
UrbanDno, it was DUMB.
JoMommaits just poking fun at people comming up with bad stories on wrestling message boards, and how most were very inaccurate
JoMommadude, one time there was a rumor that disco inferno was gonna goto ecw
JoMommaall he did was say hi to an executive that worked for the company, and that's about all
UrbanDit was lowest common denominator humour.  rock in porn videos.  "finally, the rock has come!" ... oh boy, warrior's kissing hogan.  haw haw fucking haw.
Locdog07bbl
JoMommabob ryder mentioned this, cause disco thought it would be funny to talk about it...
TServo4later Loc
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TServo4How do I sign in, Jo.
TServo4On slap nuts.
JoMommaand in a story, someone said he'd be going to ecw WHILE QUOTING that bob ryder said he wouldn't!
JoMommathere's the signup form on the main page
JoMommaafter you do that, you can post
TServo4Yeah, I did, but I don't see the place where you post.
JoMommawell you're looking at the board?
JoMommaoh btw, you're the first person to sign up
JoMommafeel special
TServo4heh
* TServo4 feels special.
JoMommaeven though I know I get probably quite a few hits
JoMommaanyway
UrbanD<JoMomma> really! i swear!
UrbanD* JoMomma looks away
JoMommaurb, I had an almost empty page one time
UrbanDcool!
JoMommaexcept for saying "don't bug me to buy the domain, and here's the site I'm working on"
JoMommaand it linked to my site
UrbanDyuh huh?
* TServo4 can't find any "post" button or such.
JoMommaI got on average (per month), about 100 references in the mst3k.org logs from slapnuts.com
JoMommaI think lemme see
JoMommaoh way off... 279 for september
JoMommafrom people going to slapnuts.com
JoMommaand clicking to my site
UrbanDoh.
UrbanDwell, eat my dick:  http://sanborn.simplenet.com/stock/hits.jpg
JoMommabut that's just those going to "www.slapnuts.com"
UrbanD:)
JoMommaI don't care about average HITS
JoMommacause that counts each file
UrbanDno.
UrbanDthat's client hits.
JoMommathat says hits
JoMommait doesn't say unique
JoMommaplus its been up for well over 2 years
UrbanDomg.. it's a counter.  counters don't register each file on my site, they register when a person accesses the single counter image.
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JoMommawhat exactly is your site about anyway
TServo4You know what slapnuts needs?
UrbanDbut i digress :)
JoMommawha?
TServo4A logo and a background.
JoMommafuck that; I ain't trying to make it big
JoMommaits gonna look bad cause i don't care much for it
UrbanDheh.
JoMommaI just like having the domain and stuff
UrbanDYEAH, domains RULE!
* UrbanD high fives Joel
UrbanDoops!
* UrbanD high fives JoMomma
* JoMomma compliments UrbanD on his oversized glasses
* UrbanD plays JoMomma's theme on the kazoo!
JoMommaI have a theme?
UrbanDsure!
* UrbanD plays it
TServo4It's this...
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* UrbanD stares at his buddy list, and notices someone's online time as: 1 day, 9 hours, 42 minutes
* TServo4 runs.
UrbanDi wonder if AIM can do "week" entries
TServo4Heh...they're dead.
UrbanDnooooo!
UrbanDshe's in a regatta
* TServo4 wonders if Joel is here.
TServo4Hallo?
JoMomma...
TServo4Jo?  You getting caps from 106?
JoMommanot yet
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JoMommaoh man that was funnt... I just saw a short video clip of the end of barry horowitz vs david flair
TServo4heh
JoMommaand flair was putting on the figure four
JoMommadidn't even quite have it locked in fully
JoMommaand horowitz was already tapping out
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* TServo4 wonders who registered http://www.crowtrobot.com and how long it's going to be til it's updated.
TServo4That things been around for a long time.
* JoMomma is listening to: WWF_Theme_-_Kurt_Angle.mp3 [3mins 10secs]
JoMommaANGLE!
JoMommaANGLE!
JoMommaANGLE!
JoMommaANGLE!
TServo4Gotta go...later.
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RobertoKayYo.
RobertoKayk
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JoMommawb
RobertoKayThanks.
RobertoKayBob was here last night.
JoMommayes I kno
JoMommaw
RobertoKayDid he meet you?
JoMommaI idle at night ya know
RobertoKayI see.
JoMommano... I'm in pennsylvania, not west coast
RobertoKayI mean on IRC.
RobertoKayBecause according to a WHOWAS, he was here at 7:30 AM, EST.
JoMommano... 4:00
JoMommaI think
JoMommalemme see
JoMommayeah about 4
RobertoKayDo you have a log?
JoMommayes I log like everything and stuff though
JoMommaoh btw
RobertoKayWell, could you gimme a copy of the time he entered through the final, absolute time he left?
JoMommawhen you left the first time
RobertoKayYes?
JoMommaabout < 1 minute later
JoMommahe came
RobertoKayI see.
JoMommathen sent pissed him off or something
RobertoKayI want the log.
JoMommahold on... I'd have to modify it so I can get the parts where he is
JoMommaand its in use by mirc
JoMommaand my dad wants me to do stuff
JoMommaso it won't be in the next 5 seconds
RobertoKay*sigh* Okay.
RobertoKayJust don't forget.
RobertoKayAnd, uh, between his leaves and returns, you can add that.
RobertoKayAs well as final comments by Benito Sentolini.
JoMommaheh
JoMommabrb
JoMommaok I can look at the logs now
RobertoKayThankee.
JoMommaI'm trying to figure out how to have you /play it and stuff so it looks better
JoMommacause there's control characters in it and stuff too
JoMommano matter though
RobertoKayOkay.
JoMommaI just took everything from when he first came to when he finally left
JoMommahmmm
JoMommahe WAS here late
JoMomma6:00
JoMommaEST
JoMommathe whowas musta been talking about getting ON at 3:30
JoMommabut still... I ain't on the puter at 6AM anymore
UrbanDNAKNANKAKNA
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RobertoKayAh.
JoMomma[02:49:49] <DeRaptor> be careful or he'll write "explode now" on his hand and show it to you!
JoMomma[02:50:11] * BobIshmael trembles with fear of the "explode now!" hand.
JoMommaheh...
JoMommaoh man... I forgot about the "explode now" thing that ling did
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JoMommayou weren't here for that were ya?
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JoMommawb once again
RobertoKayNo, Jo, I wasn't.
UrbanDthx, jo.
UrbanDhi manny
RobertoKayHello, Bourbon.
RobertoKayDidja hear? Bob came back.
RobertoKayOne night only.
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IncredibleMeltingManHello!  How are things in here?
JoMommajust terrible!
JoMommaheh
JoMommaactually, if you consider the fact that someone left, it doesn't make it very great in that sense...
IncredibleMeltingManHmmm..... ah well.  I know about that.  Other than that how are things?
JoMommawell bob came back AGAIN
UrbanDIsh?
JoMommaafter you missed it
JoMommano, BOBSAGET!
UrbanDwhat happened with Ling, anyway?!?! can someone tell me, priv msg or otherwise?
JoMommasimply put, ling said he felt this channel was a waste of time
IncredibleMeltingManI missed the whole 'ling leaving thing, too.  
UrbanDic.
UrbanDwho caused him to say that?  i don't think he'd say that at random..
JoMommanone of us saw it "coming"
JoMommait just like...
JoMommawell he didn't seem like he was gonna do something like that
JoMommathen suddenly he said "well"
JoMommaand pasted that thing about being bored into the topic
JoMommaand quit
JoMomma[04:10:13] <DeRaptor> EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
JoMommashe's "eee"ing too much now... heh
JoMommaoh and thanks for blaming the "Are you horny?" e-mail on me, robby
JoMommaheh
JoMommacourse I'm gonna get targeted at times cause I'm idling at night
JoMommamelty, did you hear the duck-quack.wav ?
IncredibleMeltingManNo I didn't.
IncredibleMeltingManSend it to me.
UrbanDdude
UrbanDjo
UrbanDcheck it out:
UrbanDi called that number, and showed it to a few other people, too, right?  funny stuff.
JoMommaright?
UrbanDthen one of my friends calls it and hits 1, to talk to a rep..
JoMommayeh...
UrbanDand when he gets connected, he says "oh yeah, i wanted to hear the duck quack"
JoMommaheh
UrbanDso the rep says "oh, no problem, just one second please" and transfers him over to hear the duck quack
JoMommaHAHAHA
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Calvin-Crowehi
UrbanDhe did it again later and the person said, in a very polite voice, "oh! well, you'll have to call right back and hit "7" on the options menu" all polite and stuff
[JoMomma SOUND]
Calvin-CroweQUACK!
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JoMommaheh
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JoMommaO_O
* Calvin-Crowe thinks Jo sleeps with a duck
JoMommaHEY!
Calvin-Crowe<Sentroid91> in bed
JoMommawell, melty?
JoMommathoughts?
IncredibleMeltingManI was listening to mp3s and that was playing over them and I had no idea what the hell was going on!
JoMommaoh heh!
IncredibleMeltingManI'm dumb, prolly.
Calvin-CroweDELUSION!
JoMommanah uhh
JoMommaDeLusion?
JoMommaanyway
JoMommawanna stop your mp3s
JoMommaand listen?
IncredibleMeltingManNo......I heard it over my mp3s pretty clearly.....
JoMommaoh heh
IncredibleMeltingManI don't wanna hear any more ducks quack!
JoMommaok cal, you heard the man, go
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JoMommacal wants a duck job
* JoMomma runs
JoMommahow old is superspy?
IncredibleMeltingManEegads...I've heard that before, too.....I don't want that wav!
IncredibleMeltingManI haven't a clue. I assume he's as old or older than I am.
Calvin-Crowe21
JoMommareally?
Calvin-Croweor 22
IncredibleMeltingManYeah, I'm pretty sure he's olde than me.
IncredibleMeltingManolder, even
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IncredibleMeltingManHello, RK.
RobertoKayHi.
Calvin-CroweManny!
JoMommaheh sent's version of the deep13 regulars list is so screwy
JoMommait has me AND bob as regulars
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JoMommawhen bob shoulda been in the mia section
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JoMommahekko
Greidanushekko
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JoMommabob was here yesterday
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Greidanuswow...
JoMommastop excess flooding!
RobertoKayNo.
Greidanushow ws the big dingbat?
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Greidanuser, was
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JoMommadah
JoMommaanyway
Calvin-CroweGreid
Greidanushow was the big dingbat?
Calvin-CroweRoberto, why the flooding?
* RobertoKay still can't believe Bob was here for one night only.
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JoMommaI dunno, but sent pissed him off at one point
JoMommahmmmm
JoMommathis is interesting
Greidanusheh!
IncredibleMeltingManHello again, Jo.
JoMommaheh
JoMommano I didn't leave, I just accidentally hit alt-z at times
RobertoKay"What does THIS button do... AAAAAAHHHHH!!!"
JoMommacause I have some sort of stupid obsession/habit of toggling thru all of the mirc windows
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[Calvin-Crowe SOUND]
JoMommaling is on
JoMommainteresting
RobertoKayYeh.
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JoMommahey wb
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IncredibleMeltingManHello, Timmyling.
TimmylingI thought I'd make it past the 24-hour mark.
RobertoKayNice to see you again, Tim.
Joelhey everyone
JoMommaoh that's a great topic to have too
IncredibleMeltingManAnd hello, Joel.
JoMomma*sigh*
Calvin-Croweling!
Joelhey Jo wanna voice chat?
Calvin-CroweJoel!
JoMommaok sure
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TonicBHHey all
TonicBHLing: I thought you were leaving....
* TonicBH is confused
TimmylingI thought I was too.
JoMommaton, remember when I "left"
JoMommasame thing basically; emotions ya know
TonicBHnot really
Joelcome into the room Jo
JoMommahold on
* TonicBH tries to start ahoots
TonicBHdamn Cahoots!
Calvin-Croweahoots-Cay
JoMommaactually, the task list will show it as "ahoots"
JoMommacause they have the stupid custom window drawer
TonicBHno...
JoMommaand the "C" is the icon
TonicBHThank you, Jo.
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JoMommayes it does
Calvin-Crowe<TServo4> Joel is dead.
JoelO_o
* TonicBH smacks Cal
* Calvin-Crowe disembowels Tonic
* Joel slaps TonicBH around a bit with a large trout
TonicBHowie
* TonicBH dies
* TonicBH comes back to life as a hedgehog
* Calvin-Crowe slaps Tonic with a used diaper
* TonicBH smacks Cal with a dead person
Calvin-CroweBernie?
Joelok well i am going to leace Cahoots if nobody wants to VChat
TonicBHno
TonicBHI'm gonna VChat, Joel.
Joelok i am leaving
JoMommaheh!
* Joel runs
TonicBHo_o
TonicBHoh, shit...
TonicBHIt gave that "SOundcard is being used by another application" error
TonicBHI'm gonna try again
TonicBHfucking Cahoots
* TonicBH kicks his computer
TonicBHNow I can't VChat because the stupid computer thinks that the soundcard is being used!
JoMommaton... what other programs do you have open?
JoMommacheck em all
JoMommamake sure you don't have winamp open or something
TonicBHAOL, mIRC, ICQ, Cahoots. That's it. No Winamp, No Sound Recorder, no sound programs.
TonicBHjust The Volume control
JoMommahmmmmmm
JoMommawell, you gotta reboot then to free it
JoMommaor
JoMommatry exiting cahoots then rerunning it
TonicBHI can't, I'm downloading a new version of AOL.
JoMommad'oh
TonicBHbut I'll restart Cahoots
JoMommawait
TonicBHalso, I got rid of my MP3s yesterday.
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JoMommawow
TonicBHabout 300MB worth.
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RobertoKayWhy the hell did you do that?
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RobertoKayDK.
TimmylingDK.
TonicBHbecause I wanted to save up space.
DarKrowManny.
DarKrowLing.
Calvin-CroweDeeke
DarKrowCallie
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DarKrowDOH
* DarKrow is listening to - 1 - Pink Floyd - Interstellar Overdrive ( 9:42 )
RobertoKayI still think the quoter from deep13.org is the best there is.
TonicBHDK: I got rid of my MP3s
* Timmyling suddenly gets a headache.
DarKrowwhy?
TimmylingNothing.
DarKrowI was talking to Tonic
TonicBHbecause I wanted to save up space. I had 300MB worth
DarKrowTonic, you fool. Spend some scratch on a Zip Drive!
TonicBHI don't have a frickin Zip Drive, & i don't want to waste $250 one one either.
DarKrowI have 3 Zip Disks of MP3s
DarKrowand plenty on my disk
DarKrowWhy? It's WORTH IT
DarKrowBesides... Christmas is coming up
DarKrowbug your 'rents
TonicBHHow much do they cost? $500?
DarKrow$150-$250
DarKrowdepending on the store and what type you get
DarKrowthe USB one is more expensive
DarKrowbut I don't reccomend it
TonicBHno way. I'd rather save my money on a Dreamcast.
DarKrowgo for the SCSI or Parraell
DarKrowBRB
TimmylingI'm gonna go.
TimmylingMaybe BBL.
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RobertoKayHeh.
Joelso how is everyboda?
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DarKrowHi
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IncredibleMeltingManHello, Deek.
DarKrowDamn Peer
RobertoKaywb
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MystieMythhi peoples
IncredibleMeltingManHello, Mystie.
MystieMythwhat's up today?
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RobertoKayLater.
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MystieMythI think I killed the room
IncredibleMeltingManYes!  You're a murderer and you'll go to hell!
* MystieMyth mourns for the room
MystieMythafk brb
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DarKrowoie
* DarKrow is listening to - 1 - KMFDM - Revolution ( 2:40 )
DarKrowHey ALl
DarKrow-L +l
* DarKrow pokes all the dead people
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MystieMythback
DarKrowWBMM
* MystieMyth mourns for the dead room
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JoMommaheh
* MystieMyth is so bored he's watching The Thing on Scifi
DarKrowHi Jo
* JoMomma feels lonely being the only one in here that does "regular expressions" to correct his typos
MystieMythafk brb
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JoMommaI usually don't complain about windows resources and stuff
JoMommabut when it got down to 44% one day, and it got real laggy
JoMommathat got me pissed
JoMommakept in memory for reusage my left testicle
DarKrowmy CPU is at 70% Swap File usage at 30% and Memory at 99%
JoMommathey keep in memory cause they can't manage it right!
JoMommawhat cpu do you have?
JoMommaand what stuff are you running
DarKrowCelery 433
DarKrowIt's crap
JoMommahow much ram?
DarKrow128
JoMommahmmm
JoMommaman you must have lots of shit running
JoMommaatually
DarKrowyeah. a bit
JoMommaeeesh
JoMommano that don't make sense
JoMommaI barely have stuff open
JoMommaand I have 233 megs used
DarKrowWindowBlinds, Netscape, mIRC, AIM, WinAmp, ICQ, ICQPlus, AntiVirus, etc.
JoMomma72.3 megs of unused physical memory
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DarKrowBTW: that was 99% Memory Free
JoMommaohhhhh
DarKrowyea
* DarKrow is listening to - 1 - Dread Zepplin - Ramble On ( 4:00 )
DarKrowTALK PEOPLE!
JoMommano
DarKrowYes
Joelno
DarKrowYES!
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* DarKrow is listening to - 1 - KMFDM - Revolution ( 2:40 )
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DarKrowWBCal
Calvin-Crowehihi
MythAFKI gotta go
MythAFKI gotta go
MythAFKdamn comp
IncredibleMeltingManYou gotta go?
IncredibleMeltingManBye bye!
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MystieMythbye evryone I might get back on later
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Calvin-Crowe<DeRaptor> POOF
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Cal-Crowe> De, are you re-designing MST3K Paradise? <DeRaptor> not ATM though. <Nemesis> so cash wont come out of it? <Nemesis> damn <Nemesis> your site sucks <DeRaptor> YOURS SUCKS WORSES!</littlekid> <Cal-Crowe> <omega> yor sight suks it doenst hav tom curze!
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 * Greidanus bangs her head on the keyboard * jasoN helps Greid <jasoN> *bang* <jasoN> *bang* <jasoN> *bang* <Immortal> put a nail there first.
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Calvin-CroweAnon!
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MSTAnonCrow's done!
Calvin-CroweTS4!
IncredibleMeltingManHello Anon!
IncredibleMeltingManI'm happy for you, then.
MSTAnon^_^
DarKrowHi Anny!
DarKrowJeez. We had Bob yesterday
JoMommaooooo... hope it looks better than your aim icon :)
DarKrowand Anny today!
MSTAnonYes, Jo.
* Calvin-Crowe runs over Anon's Crow with a dirt bike
TServo4Lo!
JoMommaheh
MSTAnonI'll have pictures up shortly.
TServo4Bob was here yesterday?!
Calvin-Croweoops
JoMommayep
DarKrowBob was here Yesterdau
TServo4wow...I missed him..
* Calvin-Crowe peels Crow's beak from a tire
TServo4damn...too bad.
MSTAnonMan, this is freaky... I've got a Crow sitting next to my Servo now.
DarKrowheh
JoMommano you wanna see something freaky... in a sense...
Calvin-CroweThey're plotting against you
DarKrowMake Gypsum and Cambot and you're set
TServo4heh...I've got Gary Glover asking for barrel banks..
MSTAnonGypsy probably in 2002.
TServo4Carseat...this week.
MSTAnonCambot in 2004 if a parts list emerges.
TServo4I finally got some money.
MSTAnonOh, you're sending it, huh?
MSTAnonCool.
TServo4Yep, I've been broke fer a looong time.
* DarKrow is listening to - 1 - Dread Zepplin - Stairway To Heaven ( 8:15 )
MSTAnonUnderstandably.
TServo4Yep..I'm cleaning my act up, though.
TServo4Heh, folks are here..."What's this!"
TServo4I've got a contest coming up.
JoMommalemme send you something "freaky" anon
JoMommain a sense
JoMommawell
JoMommaif you think what you had was freaky
MSTAnonWha?
MSTAnonOh, your 3 robots?
TServo4I'm almost done with KTMA Servo here.
JoMommaI dun have gypsy
Calvin-CroweTS4, were you spending your hard-earned money on thin black cigarettes?
JoMommayou may have seen this I dunno
TServo4Most likely.
Calvin-CroweIn other words, smoking crack?
DarKrow4, didja reject the Triune god?
TServo4heh.
TServo4No, I rejected Gorto and I'm currently facing his wrath.
MSTAnonAh, yes.
* JoMomma eyes the OLD "crow-front.jpg" that he has
[Joel SOUND]
* TServo4 's in the middle of colorizing gypsyfix.gif.
JoelHEY!!! TS4! stop stealing my sounds! heh
JoMommahah... my old crow pic makes him look stoned
JoMommaonly thing I'm pissed off at is that I drilled the damn shoulder holes wrong
JoMommaso now the torso is tilted
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Joelhey Jo send me a pic of the robots puh-leez
DarKrowI'm gonna do something evil
DarKrowI'm gonna start designing my web pages by WYSIWYG Editor
Calvin-CroweWHOO HOO!
* DarKrow smacks Cal
Calvin-CroweThe devils have left DK!
DarKrowNOT FRONTPAGE!
Calvin-Croweow.
* DarKrow is listening to - 1 - Dread Zepplin - Immigrant Song ( 2:51 )
Calvin-CroweThis #room is clean!
* DarKrow rips Cal's head off
DarKrowI'm not gonna use FrontPage!
DarKrowand same with Frames
[Joel SOUND]
DarKrowIt's Tables all the way
DarKrowBut I need to do stuff like CSS
DarKrowand I can't do that by hand
DarKrowCoffeeCup HTML Editor... Hmm
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[TServo4 SOUND]
* TServo4 is listening to - Joel and the Bots- Whole Lotta Love
* DarkonZero is now back! Away cause - 4,1(Bob left.....we chatted....we fought......we drank alot of cough syrup. He is a good friend...but now I go.)4,1
DarkonZeroHey all....and bye all.
* DarkonZero is now away! - 4,1Reason:(Work.....I gotta do it.)4,1
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DarKrowWB
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TServo4Picture complete.
DarKrowWBAnny
JoMommaheh
JoMommasounds like a girl's name now
MSTAnonAnonymous.
MSTAnonNot a girl's name.
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TServo4Gotta go..
TServo4Later.
DarKrowbuy
TServo4Actually...bbin 30
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MSTAnonMST "Room-clearer" Anon.
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JoMommawoo hoo... b0rked
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MSTAnonWha?
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JoMommawee... reboots suck!
MSTAnonNo kidding
JoMommawhy do I have to reboot to UNINSTALL something
MSTAnonWindows is stupid.
JoMommaoh well
JoMommaa major advantage of having a faster cpu is quicker reboots
* DarKrow is listening to - 1 - Pink Floyd - Interstellar Overdrive ( 9:42 )
MSTAnonRight on, man.
JoMommaok another reboot YET AGAIN
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MSTAnonGeez.
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JoMommafuck that I ain't gonna reboot again; it'll just happen when my system crashes now
JoMommajust installed stupid mcafee things is all
IncredibleMeltingManSee you guys later?
JoMommaok?
Calvin-Crowebye
JoMommabye?
IncredibleMeltingManNot with a ?
Calvin-CroweYOU FUCKED UP
DarKrowGo... Back... To... LINUX!
DarKrowBuy Melt
IncredibleMeltingManI will see you guys later!
JoMommaDarKrow
IncredibleMeltingManYeah!
IncredibleMeltingManbye bye@
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JoMommaXFree86 is not stable
JoMommadoesn't support all of my video card's modes
JoMommaalso, there are many apps I now have that I could not use in linux, or had no counterparts
DarKrowoh
JoMommaand I wasn't happy with the way Netscape Navigator was functioning
JoMommain otherwords
JoMommaNO
GreidanusBRB
DarKrowWell, I'm getting Linux Mandrake and that should be pretty good
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JoMommanow I didn't get XFree86 4.0 or anything
JoMommabut still...
JoMommaI wasn't happy
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Host> <Pajama> to <Host>: Are you related to Eddie Murphy? <KevinMurphy> I am related to eddie Murphy all right. we are both black. <KevinMurphy> except for me.
JoMommaI was for a while
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 * Greidanus listens to Queen Fat Bottomed Girls <DeRaptor> FAT BOTTOMS! HA HAHA HAHHA!
JoMommathen it just made me realize what it was lacking
JoMommaand that I needed to go back :/
JoMommacourse part of it COULD have been low memory
JoMommabut there'd be no cahoots, which I am happy with having
MSTAnonHmm, well this is fun.
JoMommaand I could probably use photoshop easier than GIMP
JoMommaanyway
DarKrowLoc eez on
* DarKrow is listening to - 1 - Devo - Jocko Homo (Hardcore) ( 2:55 )
* DarKrow is listening to - 1 - Pink Floyd - Keep Talking ( 6:10 )
MSTAnonAh, right one!
MSTAnonAh, right on!
DarKrowheh
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* MSTAnon can't type today.
* Calvin-Crowe laughs
JoMomma"TS4: Teleport yours today!"
* DarKrow is listening to - 1 - Pink Floyd - MC: Atmos ( 1:13 )
* DarKrow is listening to - 2 - Pink Floyd - In The Flesh? ( 3:00 )
MSTAnonGood stuff.
* Calvin-Crowe sics a moose on Anon
* DarKrow is listening to - 3 - Pink Floyd - The Thin Ice ( 2:49 )
* Calvin-Crowe watches the moose devour Anon
MSTAnonDK is listening to The Wall.
DarKrowNo
DarKrowI'm not listening to "The Wall"
Calvin-Crowe<Timmyling> No.
DarKrowI'm listening to "Is There Anybody Out There? - The Wall Live - 1980-1981"
DarKrowso nyah
MSTAnonStill good stuff.
* DarKrow is listening to - 4 - Pink Floyd - Another Brick In The Wall P 1 ( 4:12 )
DarKrowyea
DarKrowDisc Two is where it gets real good
DarKrowDave's solo on Comfortably Numb... Roger screaming at the audience on "Run Like Hell"
DarKrowand the wall coming down. Literally
MSTAnonNo kidding.
DarKrowYeah
DarKrowThey built a wall on stage... DURING THE CONCERT
JoMommawelp, looks like deeky can finally talk to someone about pink floyd :)
DarKrowand brought it right down at the end
MSTAnonYes, I realize.
DarKrowDo you have "PULSE"
Calvin-CroweAnon should have a pulse...unless he's ded
DarKrowthe Album, dumpkopf!
* DarKrow is listening to - 5 - Pink Floyd - The Happiest Days Of Our Lives ( 1:39 )
Calvin-Crowesounds like a soap opera
MSTAnonNo, I don't have a Pulse, but have that poster hanging up in my room.
DarKrowIt's a cool album
DarKrowThey perform DSotM Live
* DarKrow is listening to - 6 - Pink Floyd - Another Brick In The Wall P 2 ( 6:18 )
MSTAnonYep, I know.
MSTAnonI also have the Back Catalogue poster hanging up in my room. ;)
DarKrowheheh
MSTAnonThe 3' x 5' size, of course!
DarKrowyep
DarKrowI have Piper (in MP3), Saucer, DSotM, WYWH, Animals (MP3), The Wall, TDB (Blue Vinyl LP), Pulse (MP3) and ITAOT? (MP3)
Calvin-CroweIDIOT?
MSTAnonIs There Anybody Out There?
DarKrowyes
JoMommanope
DarKrowI also have an original DSotM LP
JoMommawhat the!
JoMommaok that's the 2nd time mirc forgot what scripts I had loaded
* DarKrow is listening to - 7 - Pink Floyd - Mother ( 7:53 )
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* DarKrow is listening to - 8 - Pink Floyd - Goodbye Blue Sky ( 3:14 )
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* TonicBH Joins #Deep13, From a vortex in Mobius, Listening to some Music
* TonicBH is getting some MP3s
JoMommaheh!
TonicBHwhat?
* TonicBH is bored
DarKrowhi Tonic
TonicBH0,7Quote of idiocy:0,10 *** DonaldTrumpIsHavingMyBaby was kicked by ChanServ (User has been banned from the channel) <Calvin-Crowe> Who the hell was he doing here? <Sentroid91> I think he was doing Tonic, Cal. (#Deep13, Mysteria)
TonicBHhello, Op-abuser.
Joelum Jo why did you send me that thing on cahoots?
* DarKrow is listening to - 9 - Pink Floyd - Empty Spaces ( 2:14 )
JoMommaso you don't ask me to voice chat :)
JoMommacause I'm busy
Joeloooh
* DarKrow is listening to - 10 - Pink Floyd - What Shall We Do Now ( 1:40 )
Joeli wish DZ would come on...he is always fun to talk to
* DarKrow is listening to - 11 - Pink Floyd - Young Lust ( 5:30 )
* TonicBH downloads some DEVO
Calvin-CroweBattle of the bands: Pink Floyd vs. Count Floyd
TonicBH0,7Quote of idiocy:0,10 * TonicBH is listening to Weird ak <TonicBH> Ack <TonicBH> Al, even <Greidanus> weird ACK! (#Deep13, Mysteria)
TonicBH0,10 Quote of idiocy with "Qrow" In It: 0,7<Qrow3000> thquote, search stuff that makes me horny all though i wish i did. <TonicBH> I don't have any quotes with stuff that makes me all horny all though i wish i did. in them, idiot. (#Deep13, Mysteria) 0,10 Total Quotes found: 7
Joelok tonic stop
TonicBH0,7Quote of idiocy:0,10 * TonicBH wonders where the #Deep13 faq is * Locdog07 is right here <TonicBH> I said FAQ, not fag! (#Deep13, Mysteria)
JoMommaits just 2 quotes
TonicBH0,7Quote of idiocy:0,10 * TonicBH is bored * CapN throws TonicBH helluva far away! <TonicBH> HEY! That's a Mutiny, Bastard. (#Deep13, Mysteria)
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 /write quotes.txt
Calvin-CroweAdded quote
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Sentroid91> i'm proud of you, anus
JoelI wish there were some more qoutes with me in it!
Joelquotes eve
Joeleven even
Calvin-CroweRoad House is on TBS
TonicBH0,10 Quote of idiocy with "Joel" In It: 0,7<TonicBH> Quote: "Pancakes... oh, I blew it!"-Joel Hodgson (Blooper from 317, Viking Women vs the Sea Serpent) <UrbanD> wow, you were in a mIRC chat with Joel during ep 317? <DarKrow> You lucky bastard * TonicBH is laughing hard (#Deep13, Mysteria) 0,10 Total Quotes found: 1
TonicBHnope, no quotes with you in them.
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 * DeRaptor pushes 'ling over with her index finger. <Timmyling> No.
Joelsome people have a quote with me in it
TonicBHWhat's that gotta do with all the Tea in Japan?
Calvin-CroweUrb is as smart as a potato
Joeli think cal dose
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <UrbanD> but nothing beats blair witch action figures.<UrbanD> life like map losing kung-fu grip and cigarette smoking motions.<UrbanD> pull the string and they say 4 fun phrases like "FUCK YOU!!!" and "NO, FUCK YOU!!!" and "WHERE ARE YOU?!" and "(muffled yelling)"
Joelcal got any quotes with me in it?
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <DrEvil> who's the asshole <BobIshmael> I think the asshole is DrEvil. * DeRaptor chuckles. * Goku gets ready for another exciting game of "Who's the asshole"
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <UrbanD> but nothing beats blair witch action figures.<UrbanD> life like map losing kung-fu grip and cigarette smoking motions.<UrbanD> pull the string and they say 4 fun phrases like "FUCK YOU!!!" and "NO, FUCK YOU!!!" and "WHERE ARE YOU?!" and "(muffled yelling)"
* DarKrow is listening to - 12 - Pink Floyd - One Of My Turns ( 3:40 )
* Calvin-Crowe watches Futurama
JoelRedskins are really sucking this year!
* TonicBH watches Growing Pains
TonicBHargh......
Calvin-CroweUGH
Calvin-CroweThey aren't sucking THAT bad
TonicBHI wish I could still go over that Laker vs Blazer Shit
Joeltrue
Joelbut they are loseing to the carnials...i mean come on! I need to learn how to spell!
TonicBHjoquote, search Bear Shit
JoMomma0,3*bzzt* No quotes containing 0,5Bear Shit0,3. Now go away.
DarKrowhehe
DarKrowTandy
Joelmy daddy works for the Redskins
TonicBH117Calvin17-Crowe1: Do you got that "Bear Shit" quote?
TonicBH117Jo17el1: & we care?
Joelshut up tonic! and that squeaky voice of yours! heh
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <UrbanD> Urban's a big fag.
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 * Locdog07 realizes he prolly has no quotes in Cal's quoter
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Greidanus> ANYBODY WANT TO LEND ME QUOTES!? <PeeredCal> No. * Greidanus kicks Cal's arse <Cal-Crowe> I got my arse kicked by an anus.... <Greidanus> yes, you di... hey!
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 * jasoN craps in his hand and throws it at Sent <Calvin-Crowe> N is crapN
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Cal-Crono> <Bass1> Impa is a dike <Impa> >:D * Impa beats Cal aound <Greidanus> see?
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 *** Valium (emerald@du-148-221-170-37.prodigy.net.mx) has joined #Deep13 <Sentroid91> Prince Valium <Valium> princess please <Sentroid91> ah. a fag <DarkonZero> Heh...d'oh! <RobertoKay> Wow. *** Valium (emerald@du-148-221-170-37.prodigy.net.mx) has left #Deep13
TonicBHHEY!
JoMommaheh
TonicBHmy voice is NOT squeaky....
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <DeRaptor> MAN that's a lot of buttcheeks! Have you been hanging out near the radiation plant lately?
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Cal-Crowe> YOU MAKE ME NUTS JUGGLE <Rick1> THANK YOU <Rick1> oops
JoMommaits not?
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 MY MOUTH TASTES LIKE BUTTER!
Joeli know!
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Cal-Crowe> De, are you re-designing MST3K Paradise? <DeRaptor> not ATM though. <Nemesis> so cash wont come out of it? <Nemesis> damn <Nemesis> your site sucks
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 *** JeSsE (jesse@mctnts10d71.nbnet.nb.ca) has joined #Deep13 <Cal-Crowe> What the hell do you want, Jesse? <JeSsE> who are ypou? <JeSsE> who are ypou
DarKrowFLYING TOASTERS! WINDOWS FLAGS!
Joelhey guys be right back
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Qrow> where the phuque is sentroid...
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <UrbanD> for the love of god, enough with the quotes!
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 * DeRaptor uses Cal's arms as crowbars to pry open N's secret stash of nuts.
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Locdog07> De is "wimpy and shit" <UrbanD> she's helluva butch looking. <Calvin-Crowe> This'll be a blood bath...
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <jasoN> Cal, make Sent reattach my unit <Cal-Crowe> HELL NO!
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 /write quotes.txt
Calvin-CroweAdded quote
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <DrEvil> who's the asshole <BobIshmael> I think the asshole is DrEvil. * DeRaptor chuckles. * Goku gets ready for another exciting game of "Who's the asshole"
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <UrbanD> for the love of god, enough with the quotes!
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Greidanus> I was wrestling my 31-year old cousin today--he severely whupped my ass <Greidanus> and tickled me to frickin' death <Greidanus> in front of all my relatives <TheWalrus> * blinkblink * <Greidanus> and he laughed his ass off in the end
TonicBHno, it just sounds like that over my mike.
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Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 * DeRaptor goes pokemon hunting...with an uzi!
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Calvin-Crowe> That would be cool if a train hit a house as a plane crashed on it and as the house blew up as an atom bomb was dropped on it <Atlas> 1. Trains need tracks to hit stuff. <Atlas> 2. Houses have aluminum siding to prevent this. <Calvin-Crowe> 3. Don't tell people about Fight Club <exogen> No Mep, it is parked on the side, by the drive-thru. <Mepitans> Is the bus gonna crash into the bank? <Spoon> HIJACK
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 * DeRaptor uses Cal's arms as crowbars to pry open N's secret stash of nuts.
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Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <BobIshmael> PEOPLE ARE DYING ALL AROUND YOU! AND ALL YOU CAN THINK OF IS GUMMI BEARS AND SEX!
Joelok back
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Sentroid91> gah! Serf is on <Sentroid91> I hope he doesn't come in and show his gayness
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 * Calvin-Crowe pours beer on Urb * UrbanD drinks it! <Calvin-Crowe> It's mad-dog 20/20 <JoMomma> and after drinking it, he'll have anything BUT 20/20
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <TServo4> there's no TS4 quotes.... <Cal-Crowe> There is now...
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 (_)_)
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Greidanus> ANYBODY WANT TO LEND ME QUOTES!? <Cal-Crowe> No. * Greidanus kicks Cal's arse
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 * DeRaptor goes pokemon hunting...with an uzi!
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 * Impa farts *** Impa was kicked by Sentrovich (auto-fart kick) *** Impa (~RuAdickwe@isp15-61.ply.adelphia.net) has joined #Deep13 *** Impa has quit IRC (Leaving)
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <TServo4> I AM FOREIGN!
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Qrow> where the phuque is sentroid...
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Lodovik> FARTO!
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Locdog07> You look like a vampire cuz of your white skin, N <Locdog07> Mr. T likes it when you suck on his neck. * jasoN kills loc
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 * Locdog07 opens up his McDonalds happy meal and is greeted by two sweaty cheeks which proceed to blow fumes of poisonous vapor into his nostrils, thus causing him to fall headfirst into the butt-crack which consumes him whole
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 *** Greidanus has quit IRC (Yesterday's a memory, Tomorrow's a vision, Today's a bitch.)
DarKrowhehe
DarKrowBRB
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <TServo4> YOu stupid whore!
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 * DeRaptor reads the review of the buttocks. <DeRaptor> So THAT'S where "Callipygeus" comes from! <DeRaptor> I guess Kevin has a high opinion of his butt. <Cal-Crowe> Quote: <Starshipe> jessee can you show us that beutiful ass? * jasoN looks at shipe <jasoN> o_O <Starshipe> lol wrong chat guys sorry lol
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <UrbanD> no. <UrbanD> wait... <UrbanD> yeah, no.
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 * spyorama has a friend who scanned her breasts for a final project. <Mepitans> Whoa <Mepitans> what kinda kinky class is this:? <Mepitans> and do you have the picture? <Calvin-Crowe> Breastology 101 <Timmyling> Freaked Out Shit You Shouldn't Do 101?
TonicBH()) <--------------Greid's ass
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <DeRaptor> Cal, you're scaring my boodgies.
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Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <JoMomma> guess what I saw today that I haven't seen in a long time <JoMomma> guess, loc <Locdog07> Your penis?
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 * MeltingMan ponders a line in the Devo version of "Satisfaction"....can't tell whether it's "How white my shirt could be" or "how wide my shit could be".... <DeRaptor> I...HOPE it's the former.
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 * jasoN molests himself
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <TServo4> It's hard to convey the feelings with plastic puppets.
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Cal-Crowe> </|\></|\></|\></|\></|\></|\> <Sentroid91> Looks like a happy meal box
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Cal-Crono> <Bass1> Impa is a dike <Impa> >:D * Impa beats Cal aound <Greidanus> see?
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Starshipe> jessee can you show us that beutiful ass? * jasoN looks at shipe <jasoN> o_O <Starshipe> lol wrong chat guys sorry lol
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Cal-Crowe> YOU MAKE ME NUTS JUGGLE <Rick1> THANK YOU <Rick1> oops
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING? <Sent> Spam.
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 * Impa farts *** Impa was kicked by Sentrovich (auto-fart kick) *** Impa (~RuAdickwe@isp15-61.ply.adelphia.net) has joined #Deep13 *** Impa has quit IRC (Leaving)
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 *** You were kicked by Greidanus (NO QUOTE COPYING!)
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Greidanus> ...hey! <Cal-Crowe> ho <Greidanus> ...hey! <Cal-Crowe> ho <Greidanus> ...heave! <Cal-Crowe> ho <Greidanus> ...whore! <Cal-Crowe> house <Greidanus> LOL
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <UrbanD> yes, CC. i am an asian gigolo.
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Malkmus> who sucked my butt fat?
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <DarKrow> (_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_) <TServo4> cha cha cha chia..
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <TServo4> I AM FOREIGN!
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 * TonicTH stuffs a turkey in DeRaptor's Mouth <Calvin-Crowe> LOL! <Calvin-Crowe> Happy Thanksgiving
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <JoMomma> guess what I saw today that I haven't seen in a long time <JoMomma> guess, loc <Locdog07> Your penis?
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <omega> oh ye and im Tom Curze
* TonicBH imagines something...
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Cal-Crowe> Why was everyone in your butt, MM? <MeltingMan> I don't know, they never told me. <DeRaptor> Loc was in his butt, mostly. <DeRaptor> oh no, now that's gonna get quoted. <MeltingMan> EEK!
TonicBH<Lodovik> HAHAHA! DEVO MAKES ME NUTS JUGGLE!!!!
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Cal-Crowe> I'm going to be adding a ton of stuff this week to my site <eliaN> did yiu add my Mr.T shrine? <Cal-Crowe> Nope <eliaN> why NOT?? <Cal-Crowe> It's a MST3K site.... <eliaN> ms T 3k! <eliaN> can't have MST without T, foo'! <Cal-Crowe> Mrs. T? <eliaN> i should quote me on that <Cal-Crowe> She makes Perogis
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Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <TheCambot> You add ANYTHING to your quote list, don't you? These aren't even quotable sayings!
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 * Locdog07 realizes he prolly has no quotes in Cal's quoter
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Greidanus> I'm evil >:) to an extent
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <omega> oh ye and im Tom Curze
TonicBHCal is a Quoter nut.......
* TonicBH takes his quotes
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 * jasoN molests himself
TonicBH0,7Quote of idiocy:0,10 * TonicBH is bored * jasoN throws TonicBH helluva far away! <TonicBH> Damn you, N! (#Deep13, Mysteria)
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <MSTManos> I think since omega did that to CG, we should be allowed to nuke him. <CallipyG> hehe <CallipyG> i think so too <MSTManos> Yep. <MSTManos> <Kitana> no. nukes are bad. one nuke = k-line <MSTManos> <Kitana> k-line for all of you <MSTManos> <Kitana> nuking is not a right it is a privelege <MSTManos> <MrB> You are evading a nuke <MSTManos> <Lodovik> NUKES MAKE ME NUTS JUGGLE! <MSTManos> <omega> waht is a nhuke?
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Cal-Crono> <Bass1> Impa is a dike <Impa> >:D * Impa beats Cal aound <Greidanus> see?
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 * Greidanus bangs her head on the keyboard * jasoN helps Greid <jasoN> *bang* <jasoN> *bang* <jasoN> *bang* <Immortal> put a nail there first.
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <eliaN> SPAZ! quit it
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <barumbado> I WANT SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 * DarKrow has to go potty (BRB)
TonicBH0,7Quote of idiocy:0,10 <DeRaptor> I only kill in bed! (#Deep13, Mysteria)
TonicBH0,7Quote of idiocy:0,10 <TonicBH> Anyways, how do I do that? <jasoNic> step 1: send me money <jasoNic> step 2: get ripped off <jasoNic> step 3: you have to listen to all my jokes (#Deep13, Mysteria)
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <COOTCH> CROTCH! <Locdog07> I know.
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <jasoN> Cal, make Sent reattach my unit <Cal-Crowe> unit? <jasoN> yeah<jasoN> he thinks he's a rabbi <Cal-Crowe> Sent circumsized you? <RabbiSent> He wants his Mr. Baloney back <jasoN> and he cut it off <Cal-Crowe> I'm not touching it! <jasoN> not even for a klondike bar? <Cal-Crowe> HELL NO!
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Greidanus> c'mon! who's the woman!!! I BE DA WOMAN!! <Greidanus> why'd I do that? <Sentroid91> Uh.... cause you're tired?
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 * Greidanus listens to Queen Fat Bottomed Girls <DeRaptor> FAT BOTTOMS! HA HAHA HAHHA!
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 * Calvin-Crowe pours beer on Urb * UrbanD drinks it! <Calvin-Crowe> It's mad-dog 20/20 <JoMomma> and after drinking it, he'll have anything BUT 20/20
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <JoMomma> guess what I saw today that I haven't seen in a long time <JoMomma> guess, loc <Locdog07> Your penis?
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 * DeRaptor uses Cal's arms as crowbars to pry open N's secret stash of nuts.
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Cal-Crowe> Newbies are bad enough, but silent newbies are worse.
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 * DeRaptor pushes 'ling over with her index finger. <Timmyling> No.
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <MST3KSSS11> How is everyone? <Locdog07> Everyone is fine. *** Locdog07 is now known as LocReflect <LocReflect> I don't think so <LocReflect> We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw <LocReflect> Does that sound...fine? *** LocReflect is now known as Locdog07 <MST3KSSS11> Um, I guess. <Sentroid91> no one's perfect
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 * DeRaptor crushes all of pennsylvania. * jasoN shoves all of california up De's butt * Timmyling shoves Idaho, Maryland, and Missouri into N's Nose. * jasoN blows his nose to dislodge all those annoying states * JoMomma drops rhode island on top of ling * Timmyling throws Australia at JoM. * JoMomma watches it boomerang back * Timmyling runs from the Aussie boomerang country.* Timmyling holds up Africa to stop it. * Timmyling f
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <jasoN> I screw chickens!
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <MSTManos> I think since omega did that to CG, we should be allowed to nuke him. <CallipyG> hehe <CallipyG> i think so too <MSTManos> Yep. <MSTManos> <Kitana> no. nukes are bad. one nuke = k-line <MSTManos> <Kitana> k-line for all of you <MSTManos> <Kitana> nuking is not a right it is a privelege <MSTManos> <MrB> You are evading a nuke <MSTManos> <Lodovik> NUKES MAKE ME NUTS JUGGLE! <MSTManos> <omega> waht is a nhuke?
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <jasoN> Cal, make Sent reattach my unit <Cal-Crowe> HELL NO!
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <TonicBH> (_)_) <----------Greid's sexy butt <Greidanus> O_O <JoMomma> greid's butt is bigg *** TonicBH was kicked by Greidanus (THAT'S NOT MY ASS!) <Jef> this is her ass (____________)_______________) *** Jef was kicked by Greidanus (NOOO) <JoMomma> This is your ass ----> (|) This is your ass in jail ----> (O)
* TonicBH cuts off Cal's head with a hatchet
* DarKrow is away: Dinner [l\off] [p\off]
* Calvin-Crowe runs around
TonicBH0,7Quote of idiocy:0,10 This is just a damn test message, you Anime-biased freak.
TonicBH0,7Quote of idiocy:0,10 <JoMomma> Quote from Yo' Momma: <DeRaptor> ORGY! ORGY! ORGY! <JoMomma> christmas time! <Timmyling> Christmas! <SEXO> But in the middle of October, Jo? <JoMomma> ITS THE #DEEP13 CHRISTMAS IN OCTOBER... uhh... quote... sale... <Timmyling> Heh. (#Deep13, Mysteria)
* TonicBH cuts off Cal's penis
Calvin-CroweI'm a robot, you idiot
JoMomma...
JoMommaton
JoMommadon
* Calvin-Crowe duct tapes his head back on
JoMommadon't ever do that again
TonicBHWhat, Robots don't have a Penis?
JoMommaplease
JoMommadon't ever do that again, ton
Calvin-CroweI don't wear pants
TonicBHsorry
TonicBH0,7Quote of idiocy Added. Enjoy your day. NOT! 0,10* TonicBH cuts off Cal's penis <Calvin-Crowe> I'm a robot, you idiot <TonicBH> What, Robots don't have a Penis? <Calvin-Crowe> I don't wear pants (#Deep13, Mysteria)
TonicBH0,10 Quote of idiocy with "(_)_)" In It: 0,7<TonicBH> (_)_) <------Somebody's mooning you. (#mp3q, DALnet) 0,10 Total Quotes found: 2
* Calvin-Crowe pours boiling water down Tonic's pants
TonicBH0,7Quote of idiocy:0,10 * Qrow3000 presses the green botton wich is labeled "kill tonic" <TonicBH> !!!!!!!!!!!!!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON !NOTTUB TAHT TON * Qrow3000 is disapointed that this botton is broken (#Deep13, Mysteria)
TonicBH0,7Quote of idiocy:0,10 <UrbanD> hee hee! everyone lufes the "everyone throws poop at Tonic" game! (#Deep13, Mysteria)
TonicBHit wouldn't matter.
TonicBHI wear Shorts.
* Calvin-Crowe doesn't wear anything
Calvin-CroweI'm a robot
* TonicBH wonders why people think Sonic is gay
Calvin-CroweHe sleeps with Tails
TonicBHWhat about that "Calvin" shirt?
JoMommacal... that's worded badly
TonicBHNo, he doesn't.
Calvin-CroweI used to wear it
JoMommaoh no! cal's naked now
* Calvin-Crowe wears a thong
JoMommaack
JoMommano
TonicBHGAH!
* JoMomma throws cal some pants
JoMommaputs these on, damn you
* TonicBH shields his eyes
* TonicBH goes into a vortex, then grabs some SEGA stuff, & all the Sonic Games for them.
* TonicBH plugs in Sonic 3 & Knuckles for Genesis & plays
TonicBHY'know, There are stupid Napster people out there....
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* UrbanD ninjas his way in, pretty pretty dancing all the while.
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TonicBHWhen I tried to download the theme to "Press Your Luck", it was the theme to "Tic Tac Dough"!
Calvin-CroweUrbb
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <MaTr|x> man ppl in yer chan are dumb <Sentroid91> At least they're not Canadian
UrbanDhello.
Calvin-CroweTic Tac Do'h
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UrbanDno.
TonicBHSorry, Closed the wrong box
UrbanDis the music in stereo?
UrbanDcuz the join message was.
TonicBHwhat?
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UrbanD* TonicBH Joins #Deep13, From a vortex in Mobius, Listening to some Music
UrbanD* TonicBH Joins #Deep13, From a vortex in Mobius, Listening to some Music
UrbanDstereo.  dual messages.  fix it.
* DarKrow is back -- gone for 17m 9s
DarKrowHehehe
TonicBHno, I accidentally typed /d13 twice
* TonicBH Joins #Deep13, From a vortex in Mobius, Listening to some Music
DarKrowonly 30 more minutes until The Who are on the Simpsons
Calvin-CroweOh joy
TonicBHonly 3 hours & 30 minutes until the Who are on the Simpsons over here.
DarKrowThe Who are awesome!
UrbanDno.
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* TonicBH has heard about the Who, but never heard any of their songs
TonicBH0,7Quote of idiocy:0,10 *** Locdog07 changes topic to '<TonicBH> I do Servo better than the others' * TonicBH smacks Loc <TonicBH> BLOODY BLAGGARD! (#Deep13, Mysteria)
Calvin-CroweI've heard 1 Who song
Calvin-CroweMy Generation......in Weird Al's "In-3D" polka
TonicBHSame here...
TonicBHAlso heard it in "Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged me"
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JefARGH! Stupid football game on fox... they cut off futurerama
TonicBHhey Jef
TonicBH0,10 Quote of idiocy with "yuck foo" In It: 0,7<Jef> yuck fou <TonicBH> Yuck foo: The Chinese Cuisene! (#Deep13, Mysteria) 0,10 Total Quotes found: 1
Jefheh heh
TonicBHAre you sure they aren't gonna pre-empt it?
TonicBHIf they do, they'll possibly show a rerun of Futurama, & some old season 7-10 rerun of "The Simpsons", instead of new episodes.
Jefno... it was the season premiere
Jefthey cut it off "due to the extended running time of the footbal game, we join futurama, already in progress"
Jefsome announcer came over a title card and axctually said that
TonicBHWell, that's how they were done during the World Series.
JefOH MY GOD! FRANK IS COMING TO GATEWAY 3!
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* UrbanD ninjas his way in, pretty pretty dancing all the while.
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Calvin-CroweURBBBBBB
UrbanDhi.
Calvin-CroweConniff?
Jefyea
TonicBHGateway 3? WTF you talking bout, Jef?
Jefit came over the satellite news
Calvin-CroweWHOOO!
Jefin saint louis
Jefthe con that mike kevin bill and mary jo were at this past july... frank will be at the next one
Calvin-CroweFloppy Frank
TonicBHYet another Con to miss
Jefi have to go to it now!
Jefwooooo!
Calvin-CroweSatellite News doesn't have it up yet
Jefhmm... i got it in the email list
Calvin-Croweoh
Jefgo to stlf.org/gateway
Jefits up on gateways site
UrbanDwhy is frank going?  and alone?
Jefi dunno
Jefi hope they sign some more of them for the con... it would be odd with just frank
Calvin-CroweTrace and Joel would be a good addition
Jefyea
Jefthat would be awesome... although joel would be really hard to get most likely
Calvin-CroweOffer him waffles
Calvin-CroweUnlimited waffles
JefYEA!
UrbanDwhy would joel be hard to get?
UrbanDlike he's doing anything?
* JoMomma is away: blah
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Jefi guess he pretty much just hasnt talked much about mst since 93, although he did come back for 1001, so i guess its a possibility
Calvin-CroweWhat does Joel do?
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* TonicBH wonders why companies go for Sony & the PSX/PS2
TonicBHPS2 bites
Calvin-CroweSony bribed them
Jefheh heh
TonicBH0,7Quote of idiocy:0,10 <Qrow3000> thquote, search stuff that makes me horny all though i wish i did. <TonicBH> I don't have any quotes with stuff that makes me all horny all though i wish i did. in them, idiot. (#Deep13, Mysteria)
TonicBH0,10 Quote of idiocy with "Qrow" In It: 0,7<Qrow3000> isn't mike nelson suposed to be doing the was ling at the covention? (#Deep13, Mysteria) 0,10 Total Quotes found: 7
TonicBHReally?
* TonicBH wonders when Sony will back out of the Video Game Business
TonicBH0,7Quote of idiocy:0,10 <Locdog07> Joe Don's hilarious one-liner in Tomorrow Never Dies: "He didn't even say goodbye!" - when James Bond jumps out of the plane <Locdog07> They should've added "Or at least a hamper of food as a going away present" (#Deep13, Mysteria)
TonicBH0,7Quote of idiocy:0,10 *** Topic is '<DeRaptor> Everything's better with boobs!' <TonicBH> Hell, if you're around Brett Somers, It's a 2nd rate Boob-Fest! (#Deep13, Mysteria)
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Jefwell... its time for me to watch the simpsons
Jefbybye
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TonicBHcquote
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 * Locdog07 realizes he prolly has no quotes in Cal's quoter
TonicBHbuy Jef for $500!
TonicBHjoquote
JoMomma0,3Quote from Yo' Momma: 0,5<TServo4> Bad anus. <JoMomma> Good pizza!
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Calvin-CroweDEEKE
DarKrowCALLIE
TonicBHDK!
DarKrowTonic
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TonicBHyeah?
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IncredibleMeltingManHello, there.
DarKrowHi Melt
TonicBHhey Melty Boy
Calvin-Crowedamnit
Calvin-CroweTripod isn't showing the files I just uploaded
DarKrowaww
TonicBHDamn, this stupid AOL download is taking too long.
DarKrowHomer...
TonicBHit said the download said
TonicBHadck
TonicBHack
TonicBHThe download said "1 Hour left" 3 HOURS AGO!
Calvin-CroweWhat are you downloading? an mp3?
TonicBHno, an upgraded version of AOL 6.
DarKrowAOL sucks
TonicBHWhat can I use, DK?
DarKrowwww.thelist.com
DarKrowit has a list of all kinds of ISPs
TonicBHI'm more used to AOL. It's the only one that can Dial-Up my Modem.
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Calvin-CroweTS$
TonicBHHey Jack
TServo4Hola.
TServo4$$$!
TonicBH$25,000! $100,000! $1,000,000!
Calvin-Crowefeh
TonicBH$1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000!
Calvin-Crowegoogol
TServo43.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196
TonicBH<Goku> mmmm pi
TServo4grrrr....
Calvin-Crowe$1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
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[TServo4 SOUND]
TServo4there.
DarKrow15$1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,0
Calvin-Crowe$1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
DarKrow15$1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,0
* TServo4 sits back and listens to...
Calvin-Crowe$1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
TServo4HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!
Calvin-CroweMONEY
TServo4HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!
TServo4HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!
TServo4HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!
TonicBHNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
* TServo4 laughs at John K singing the song.
TonicBH$1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,0
TServo4"I toldja I'd shoot!"
DarKrow15$1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,0
TServo4"But you didn't believe me!"
TServo4"Why didn't you believe me?!"
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TServo45027
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TServo4Don't whiz on the electric fence!
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TServo4GOOD EVENING BUFFALO, WE ARE SANTA KLAWS!  WE HAVE ONE QUESTION FOR YOU!  ARE YOU READY TO BE MERRY?!
TServo4<Frnak> YEEEEEES!
TServo4er Frank.
DarKrowhehe
DarKrowthis is funny!
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TServo4Wha?
JoMomma...
JoMommaLoc's gone
IncredibleMeltingManYes he is.
TServo4Indeed.
JoMommano I mean GONE
TServo4Huh?
TServo4...
JoMommalike he doesn't wanna come back
TServo4o_O
TServo4Heh, I thought ling was never coming back..
* TonicBH is bored
TServo4Same with Tonic.
JoMommatonic i figured would be back soon
TonicBHDammit....
JoMommaling I didn't know he'd be back so soon
TonicBHWHY MUST PEOPLE LEAVE?!??!?!?!?
TServo4Loc will be back.
TServo4Tonic.
JoMommabut not soon, ts4
TServo4No one is leaving.
TServo4Trust me, Jo...I've seen this happen with him a million timeds.
TServo4-d
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JoMommawell come to think of it
TServo4He used to pull this on Starlink all the time.
JoMommayes he's done this many times
* TServo4 wonders what would of happened if we'd moved to NightStar.
TonicBHNightStar?
JoMommaanother irc network
JoMommanever heard of it, but its quite obvious
* JoMomma is back: I am not away!
DarKrowWB
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IncredibleMeltingManHello, Lutin/
IncredibleMeltingManHow are you today?
lutinfind
JoMommafind?
lutinand you
JoMommawhat do you want me to find
* IncredibleMeltingMan found Waldo!
JoMommaok good job melty
JoMommanow find the PEZ
* TServo4 needs to find Jeeves
JoMommaheh
JoMommawell, Ask Jeeves!(tm)
*** Sentroid91 is on IRC
TServo4But he's missing!
lutinI'm french
TServo4How can I ask him!
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* Sentroid91 enters #Deep13 through the soulgate from the 7th Dimension, carrying a baseball bat.
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TonicBH117lut17in1: do you know where my PEZ is?
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TServo4Don't.
lutinno
JoMomma<lutin> what's PEZ?
*** Sentroid91 changes topic to 'I don't whine. Damn you all. Oh, and Sent? Bob is still alive. <Sent91> in bed.... oh and I thought you were leaving?'
TonicBHTS4: I'm only doing half the joke.
JoMommasent
JoMommastop that
JoMommaseriously
Sentroid91uhm.
Sentroid91nope.
TServo4Wull, yeah, but still...PEZ is a very...tender joke.
JoMommaseriously, everything's gotta have a witty comment from you
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Sentroid91better than having a rather dumb comment
JoMomma...
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TonicBHGod, won't you settle your fucking differences & be friends?
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DarKrowThis is cool
Sentroid91well I must say, Bob was pretty sensitive last night. From what I saw... which reminds me
TServo4SPACOM!
* Sentroid91 goes to read his logs
TServo4I wasn't here.
TServo4What'd he say?
TServo4Bob?  SENSITIVE?!
Sentroid91aparently Bob came back last night and talked with No DeeZ
* TServo4 rolls on the floor laughing.
TServo4Sensitive...
TServo4That's a good one..
TonicBH117Sentr17oid911: Stop being a total asshole.
Sentroid91TonicBH: Lick me.
TonicBHSent, please. Being a fucking moron doesn't help between Ling & DK.
TServo4Hah...
Sentroid91Stop encouraging Serf, Tonic.
TServo4Ling's more of an ass in a minute then Sentroid ever was in his entire life.
Sentroid91ROLF!
Sentroid91oh wait... that's ROFL
TServo4Heh
DarKrowRolf is a muppet
TServo4Rolling on the Laughing Floor.
* TServo4 'd like to chat with Bob sometime.
Sentroid91heh
Sentroid91well apparently even the floor had to laugh at that one
TServo4Haven't talked to him since Starlink.
TServo4Heh.
Sentroid91Bob scarred me.
Sentroid91That's why since he's been gone I say he's dead
Sentroid91and I stand by that
TServo4Yeah, I just wanted to pay him back with some degiggles sounds for all the badness he's caused me.
* TServo4 feels like kicking some HGers in the head.
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* TServo4 eats some pizza.
* TonicBH thinks of doing another MiSTing in HomeGame
* TonicBH RUNS!
* TServo4 stares blankly at Tonic.
TServo4You did one already?
TonicBHI did 2 of them.
* Sentroid91 thinks of watching HomeGame call Tonic gay
TServo4HARLOTT!
TServo4JEZZABEL!
TServo4BE GONE WITH YOU!
TServo4<MGrasso> Hahah...ure so gay I hate you.
TServo4<IronF> HAHA! LOOK AT HOW FAT I AM!
IncredibleMeltingManWow, is that really what they're saying?
TonicBHShut up, TS4.
TonicBHThe HGers are pretty nice, except that bastard who likes Pokemon, & kicked me because I hated it.
* TServo4 feels rage building up inside of him.
IncredibleMeltingManHeheh, but how can you possibly hate Jigglypuff or Squirtle?
TServo4Or Pikachu.
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* TServo4 listens to the goofy song from 507.
* TonicBH cuts Pikachu with his spines like a sawblade
TServo4heh..
TServo4That's gotta be my all-time favorite segment.
TServo4That or the blender one.
Sentroid91[02:41] <BobIshmael> So... Have I missed much? I've been... uh... dead.
Sentroid91[02:42] <DeRaptor> ah. okay. uh...yeah, there's lots of dumb people here now.
Sentroid91[02:42] * DeRaptor pokes Jo.
Sentroid91[02:42] * JoMomma pokes DeRaptor in the eyes
Sentroid91[02:42] <DeRaptor> EEG!
Sentroid91[02:42] <DeRaptor> And Sent is asleep. I should torment him.
Sentroid91[02:42] <BobIshmael> I see. This is different how?
Sentroid91[02:42] <DeRaptor> it's uh...I guess it's not.
Sentroid91[02:42] <BobIshmael> Oh.
DarKrow*sigh*
Sentroid91[02:42] <BobIshmael> Okay then.
TServo42:41...
TServo4geez, I was drinking coffee by the gallon last night.
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Sentroid91[02:56] <BIshmael> I'm going to blame Sent for that.
Sentroid91[02:56] <DeRaptor> hello, oh peered bob.
Sentroid91[02:56] <DeRaptor> heheh...do that!
Sentroid91[02:56] <BIshmael> I'm sure he's not really asleep, but watching my every move.
Sentroid91[02:56] <BIshmael> Watching and waiting until the time is right and...
TServo4and jolt cola.
TServo4and anything that had stimulants in it.
Sentroid91[02:56] <DeRaptor> probably.
Sentroid91[02:56] <BIshmael> BAM! NO MORE BOB!
Sentroid91[02:57] <DeRaptor> you can never be too paranoid with sent.
Sentroid91[02:57] <BIshmael> And Sent can never be too paranoid.
Sentroid91hah
Sentroid91Bob think's i'm still paranoid
TonicBHgod.... 5% left on the download...
Sentroid91I guess nobody told him I turned into a schitzo
TonicBH& The time left: 3600 Minutes left
TServo4heh
TServo4Bob *IS* a schitzo...
TServo4He used to change personalities every 5 seconds.
TonicBHDammit, Why I missed Bob being here....
TServo4Don't worry Tonic...he's not really enjoyable.
* TServo4 wonders if Calip gives a hoot.
TonicBHok...
Sentroid91[03:13] <RobertoKay> Sent's just tyrannical.
Sentroid91[03:13] <RobertoKay> In a bad way.
Sentroid91[03:13] <BobIshmael> And a bit off his rocker, I might add.
Sentroid91[03:13] <RobertoKay> Oh yeah.
TServo4Did he say he was shutting down deep13.org?
* TonicBH wonders why he misses the cons
Sentroid91He wanted to sell it to me
TServo4I'll gladly buy it if you're not.
TServo4Are you?
* DarKrow is away: Playing A Game... [l\off] [p\off]
Sentroid91I ain't buying shit
Sentroid91I got no money
TonicBHTS4: If you do buy, PLEASE make sure it's updated to it's current standards!
TServo4Well, once it expires, do ya think we can salvage it through namezero?
TServo4Duh, ton.
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DarKrowBTW: I have my eye on this chat room
TonicBHI think it hasn't been updated in a year.
TServo4That's why I want to buy it.
* DarKrow is listening to - 1 - mudhoney2b ( 0:22 )
TServo4Prolly not.
TServo4longer, most likely.
TServo4Hey Robby's on.
* TServo4 feels like hurting him.
* TServo4 feels very aggresive tonight.
Sentroid91[03:14] <BobIshmael> Did you know the old MSTieGate password was "cartmann"?
Sentroid91[03:14] <BobIshmael> Hell, it still might be. Try "cartmannn" instead. Sent's so clever like that.
Sentroid91heh
TServo4I'm guessing it's not.
TonicBHhehe
TServo4Is it?
* DarKrow is listening to - 1 - devo 1b ( 0:23 )
* DarKrow is listening to - 1 - Kmfdm - Dogma ( 4:05 )
* TServo4 has 779 sounds.
TServo4I'm prolly gonna out-sound N.
TServo4How many you got, Sent?
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TServo4Hey Jo.
TServo4Wb.
JoMommayea yea
TServo4all that stuff.
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DarKrowThis Song RULES!
TServo4Sendme
DarKrowNo
DarKrowIt's an MP3 and it's a bit graphic in language
TServo4Whoopdeedoo.
TServo4never mind.
* Sentroid91 looks up
Sentroid91Alot, Serf
* TServo4 wonders how 10 seconds could effect his pizza.
TServo4heh
DarKrowIt's a song of some guy bitching about the world. And I love it
* Sentroid91 wonders if he's peered
TServo4Turkeys Eeels Snakes Toes Interesting Nothing Great
TServo4nope.
DarKrownope
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TServo4Foo..
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* DarKrow is listening to - 1 - KMFDM - Revolution ( 2:40 )
Sentroid91was I peered?
TonicBHhehe
TServo4you weren't peered.
JoMommayou /quit
JoMommaConnection Reset by a really scary fat thing... and it wasn't Ironf.
TonicBHno, it said: Connection Reset by a really scary fat thing... and it wasn't Ironf.)
JoMommaactually it said...
JoMommaQuit: I'm Using The [s9° s9=mEgAScript
JoMommav2.0 °] By Sentroid91 -- Connection Reset by a really scary fat thing... and it wasn't Ironf.
* TServo4 wonders what the difference is.
JoMommaerr feh
JoMommaQuit: 1I'm Using The 9,1[s9° 1s9=mEgAScript v2.0 °9]9 By Sentroid91 -- Connection Reset by a really scary fat thing... and it wasn't Ironf.
* TServo4 is addicted to microwave pizzas.
JoMommaheh
TServo4They must put morphine in them or something...
JoMommano they're just very easy to make, and everyone lufes pizza
TServo4I've had two already, and I still want more.
JoMommaO_O
JoMommaeeesh
TServo4They cook in 4 minutes!
* DarKrow is listening to - 1 - KMFDM - Money ( 5:30 )
* TServo4 is surprised that he's a very skinny guy, too..
* TServo4 starts to bulge like IronF never did.
JoMommaO_O
JoMommaeeesh, he's gettin off again
TServo4Grrrrr.
* TServo4 kills Jo.
TonicBHexcuse me, I'm gonna change IRC programs. brb.
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TServo4Idiot.
JoMommame? or him?
TServo4Does anyone else find him a neusence?
TServo4Tonic.
JoMommahe's annoying, yes :/
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TonicBHBack
TServo4wb.
DarKrowWB
TonicBHzhank you
* TonicBH is severely lacking of MP3s now
JoMommathen don't delete em next time heh
TonicBHsorry, I wanted to save space!
JoMomma"And one night in the laboratory... there was an accident"  "I wet em!"
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TonicBHhey....
TServo4huh?
TServo4heh
TServo4513.
TServo4I should get some sounds from that.
TonicBHI recall Loc used the "I wet em." joke in the Bad Tenchi Fic MiST he sent me.
TServo4It's a MP ref.
* DarKrow is listening to - 1 - KMFDM - Virus ( 5:38 )
JoMommawhat was that anyway
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JoMommawhen/how did they use it
TServo4It's a MP ref!
TServo4Geez.
JoMommayes
JoMommaand how did THEY use it
JoMommathey meaning monty python
TServo4You mean on MP?
JoMommayes
TServo4Oh.
DarKrowKMFDM is cool
JoMommathat's... nice?
TServo4I forget...
TServo4I have it on tape somwhere.
TServo4er somewhere.
* TServo4 wonders why TNT shows movies twice in a row.
DarKrowin case someone missed it the first time
* DarKrow is listening to - 1 - Pink Floyd - Waiting For The Worms ( 4:13 )
JoMommayeah but tnt does it different I think
DarKrow?
* DarKrow is on a kick of Angry, Bitter Songs
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TServo4The Freindly Ghost.
Casperhiya all
Casperyep
Casper:o)
TServo4The one with the light-bulb lookin' head?
Casperyep ..like me
Casperi just like the nick]
TServo4Oh...ok.
IncredibleMeltingManIt's Casper, the homosexual friendly ghost!
DarKrowheheh
TServo4Oh, like that's a big improvement, Melt.
CasperNot exactly funny...
IncredibleMeltingManIt's a reference to a song.
DarKrowI Liked it
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MEhows that?
TServo4You can go back...we're not going to taunt ya about it.
IncredibleMeltingManI liked you better as the homosexual friendly ghost.  How are you anyway, ME?
JoMommamelty, that just scares me now
MEGreat just looking at differant servers
* DarKrow is listening to - 1 - Pink Floyd - Interstellar Overdrive ( 9:42 )
TServo4Jo, I found out that ref..
JoMommaand stop talking to yourself
*** ME is now known as CasperStraight
IncredibleMeltingManHeheh.
CasperStraight:o)
TServo4Episode 9.  The sketch is called "The Visitors,"  has a nice quiet couple being interrupted by some loud, braying visitors. Terry Jones as Audrey Equator laughs a whole bunch and then says, "Ooooh! I've wet 'em."
JoMommaoh not "I wet em"
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IncredibleMeltingManSo, heterosexual casper, we're a room about Mystery Science Theater 3000.  If you like that show you may or may not like it here.
TServo4Yeah, it's a variation on it.
CasperStraightactually never heard of it
CasperStraightso bye then
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JoMommawell the heterosexual casper was just a nomad anyway
JoMomma"Help! I'm in another dimension!"
TServo4Casper...Straight, Raw and Uncut!
JoMommacasper is uncooked sausage?
Sentroid911,9[s9=mS]=Now Playing 9,1-9=9-+{9,1Wesley Willis - Casper the Homosexual Friendly Ghost.mp3 9}+-9=1-9Size9-1=9-+{9 3.61MB 9}+-9=1-
TServo4Prolly.
TServo4I've got a bunch of good Casper shorts on 16mm.
TServo4There's one with all kinds of subliminal steroids messages...
JoMommareally?
JoMommalike?
TServo4Yep.
TServo4You'd have to see it..
TServo4It's hard to explain verbally.
JoMommais it like words that flash
JoMommaor the things they say
JoMommaor things they do perhaps
TServo4No..it's more like things they say and do.
TServo4Any MST refs need explaining?
TServo4It's kinda fun to do.
DarKrownope
DarKrowanyone watchin' the X-Files?
TServo4nope.
DarKrowk
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* Sentroid91 sighs
DarKrow?
TServo4Did anyone just talk to Robby?
DarKrownope
* Sentroid91 did
JoMommano he was just on irc just not in here
JoMommaoh heh
TServo4Yep, thought so...he seems pretty pissed.
* DarKrow is listening to - 1 - Pink Floyd - See Emily Play ( 2:56 )
Sentroid91yeah. what else is new?
Sentroid91Who else is pissed with me lately?
Sentroid91Jo?
TServo4Ling.
TServo4Bob.
TServo4DeeZ.
Sentroid91Well I hate them both
Sentroid91DeeZ?
TServo4That's it, I think.
TServo4I dunno.
TServo4Is he?
JoMommahow do you like DZ?
JoMommaerr
Sentroid91I would hope not. I've done nothing to him either
JoMommahow do you not like DZ?
Sentroid91DZ's a rightous dude
JoMommaerr...
TServo4heh
JoMommaoh oh... dz is pissed at sent?
TServo4forget he said that, Jo...he ment Ling and Bob.
TServo4No...DeeZ isn't.
JoMommaDZ!
JoMommaNOT DEEZ
TServo4I thought he was fer a second.
TServo4DZ.
Sentroid91No DeeZ!
JoMommahe WILL rip you a new hole for calling him DeeZ
JoMommaif you do it
Sentroid91but in all honesty... it's been like a whole friggin cycle
TServo4Yeah...
TServo4It's always in action
TServo4it's always a love/hate relationship between Loc and De
TServo4or someone pissed.
TServo4I'm suprised I lasted this long.
TServo4Or anyone, for that matte.r
TServo4r<.
JoMommaya know what I think it is seriously...
JoMommawe don't like each other... we're just msties looking for other msties
Sentroid91Robby gets annoyed with Loc because he claims the room has gone to using "sexual references", Everyone follows, I get annoyed, do my own thing, nobody likes it, everyone goes against me to the point where I want to leave, 'ling says Good ridance(and a few other choice words)....
JoMommaand we're simply tolerating everyone
TServo4I guess that's ok.
TServo4I think we need to treat each other better is all.
* DarKrow is listening to - 1 - Pink Floyd - Another Brick In The Wall P 3 ( 1:14 )
JoMommasent, "your own thing" is using witty comments about every little thing when it should be serious
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DarKrowand "in bed" is quite annoyinh
TServo4Though you'll have to admit 'ling is a jackass.
Sentroid91I come back, put up with basically everything between the Melto, De, Loc triangle, to the Bob hates me, I hate ling, ling hates DK, Dk hates ___ crap...
DarKrow-h +g
Sentroid91ling leaves, I say "good riddance(and some few choice words also)" and while Ling got away with his, people start browbeating me for mine
DarKrowI don't hate much of anything except the "in bed" shit
TServo4Bob's not here anymore to hate us.
JoMommasent, we know its implied
* DarKrow is listening to - 2 - Pink Floyd - The Last Few Bricks ( 3:25 )
JoMommawe know not everyone liked ling, but you just don't touch the topic like that
JoMommabtw, when i "left" I saw you touch my topic
JoMommarather ling's topic about me
JoMommaI wasn't very happy
TServo4So?
TServo4It's a joke here.
JoMommawhat so?
TServo4We all have to lighten up.
TServo4Not take things so seriously.
JoMommano... I'm upset, and he's having a ball about it
TServo4Why are you upset?!
JoMommawhen I WAS upset
TServo4There's nothing to be upset about.
TServo4ever,'
JoMommaEVER?
TServo4Cept for Lodo..
DarKrow4, Deep13 ain't all Hunky-Dorey and nice and gaie
Sentroid91which topic was that, Jo?
TServo4That's it.
TServo4I know that, DK.
JoMommathe one about placing bets when I'd come back and shit
JoMommaI wasn't very happy
TServo4I'm just saying, there's no reason to be angry at all in here.
* DarKrow is back -- gone for 53m 18s
TServo4All this power-madness is the problem.
TServo4People want this and that.
JoMommano its more than that
TServo4What ever happened to good old MST3K chat?
JoMommaa majority of us have problems that can be solved
JoMommaproblem is noone tries to solve them
TServo4Well, lets have another problem meeting.
DarKrowyou want to WANT to solve 'em
* DarKrow is listening to - 3 - Pink Floyd - Goodbye Cruel World ( 1:40 )
Sentroid91yeah, well the point is, i'm also tired of people threatening to leave because they have problems with some minor(or major) things in here
JoMommano let's not have a problem meeting
TServo4Yes, let's.  I'm so sick of this.
*** Sentroid91 changes topic to 'Mysteria. Simon has a problem.'
TServo4It's the only way we'll ever grow up here.
* DarKrow is listening to - 1 - Kmfdm - Dogma ( 4:05 )
JoMommasent, its often cause people get bad emotions and such
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DarKrowHiDe
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DeRaptorhowday!
Sentroid91I bet De hates me too
DeRaptoruh...sure, sent.
Sentroid91no wait. it wasn't hated
Sentroid91it was pissed
Sentroid91I bet De's pissed with me too
DeRaptorhuh?
DeRaptorwhy?
DarKrowBRB
JoMommadamnit this is all driving me INSANE
Sentroid91well I think cause about half the room is pissed with me
JoMommasent, then just stop with constantly using witty comments that could be kept to yourself
JoMommasure we all use them, but SOMETIMES they're not appropriate
Sentroid91well I wish you could say that to everyone. Especially those who have used witty/sarcastic/harsh comments towards me.
Sentroid91i.e: Timmyling
DeRaptorPOOF
JoMommawell, ling knows this though
DeRaptortimmyling ran away in a snit yesterday, I thought.
Sentroid91a[[arently he was back. cause he changed the topic
JoMommaspite of moment, de
Sentroid91[[=pp
DarKrowBAK
JoMommaI've talked to ling, one thing he said he'd try to tone down on is the grammar/spelling corrections
DarKrowGood for him
DarKrowI think he has OCD
Sentroid91tell him he should tone down(or kill completely) his Sent bashings
DarKrowand bitching about everything
Sentroid91that too
JoMommawell yes he bitches about lots of stuff
Sentroid91he bitches about bitches
JoMommabut he ain't gonna make an exception and think everything you say is fine and stuff
DarKrowHe needs to realize that not everyone agrees with him
JoMommabut hey, not everyone agrees with you either, so...
DarKrowright
JoMommathing is, you've said stuff that is just wrong; you've been thick minded at times
Sentroid91the point is, we each have our own opinions, but we should keep our derogatory comments towards other people's opinions to ourselves
DarKrowWe ALL have
Sentroid91haha
JoMommano I mean... like...
JoMommayou're constantly talking about rhps
Sentroid91Jesse Jackson on SNL reading Green Eggs and Ham
JoMommawhen noone else in here talks about it
JoMommame, I just sometimes do stupid things that I shouldn't be doing... I shouldn't be constantly quoting the wrestling when not everyone watches it
Sentroid91aw. they cut it!
Sentroid91BASTARDS!
JoMommaok this is what I think...
JoMommaits not the comments we say to each other
JoMommamost of us can handle them
JoMommaits beyond that
DarKrowyea
Sentroid91it's like if I said "DK wants to screw Rocky Horror".
DarKrowI shrug that off with a: "No!"
Sentroid91and you'd be pissed, right?
DarKrowno
Sentroid91well I would be
DarKrowLoc is a big problem in this situation
JoMommahow?
Sentroid91well I was just gonna say, I get rather pissed now everytime Loc brings up the Goldust in panties thing
DarKrowHis constant moodswings
DarKrowhe's got a lot of problems
DarKrowand he refuses to deal with 'em
* DarKrow is listening to - 1 - Beatles - A Day In The Life ( 5:32 )
DarKrowI'm sure I'm gonna catch some hell fer this
DarKrowbut he reminds me of "Pink" in "The Wall"
DarKrowI suppose that needs explaining, huh?
* DarKrow pokes people
DarKrowhello?
JoMommahi
DarKrowI know I'm not peered
Sentroid91yes you are
DarKrowI'm gonna explain
JoMommawell don't
JoMommawelll I dunno, I guess
DarKrow"Pink" has a lot of problems, ignores them, builds a psychological wall around himself
DarKrowfin
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TServo4Hey Joel.
Joelok now people are going into cahoots that aren't even in deep 13
DarKrowhi Joel
Sentroid91in TBH??
Joelyeah
DarKrowI think you can see how that relates to Loc
TServo4Like who?
Joelthere was this one guy named "JACK_t_REAPER" in there
TServo4huh...
TServo4wasn't me.
TServo4Anyway, I gotta go...ops/regs expect a letter from me.
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JoMommawhich I've already read
JoelJo...wanna VChat? or no?
JoMommanot now...
* Sentroid91 is on his way
Joelpl
Joelok*
* DarKrow is listening to - 1 - The Beatles - Revolution ( 3:23 )
JoMommaobviously he decided to send this letter to lippy and ling
JoMommaor its too long of a to list for me to see that
DarKrowWell, I gotta run too
DarKrowSee you people
Sentroid91JACK_T_REAPER has joined the conversation.
Sentroid91Qrow3000 has joined the conversation.
Sentroid91Sentroid91 says: hmm
Sentroid91JACK_T_REAPER says: can u hear me crow
Sentroid91Sentroid91 says: who the frig are you, stranger?
Sentroid91JACK_T_REAPER says: i qrows friend
Sentroid91Bot-Hunter has joined the conversation.
Sentroid91Sentroid91 says: I'm Qrow's pimp
Sentroid91JACK_T_REAPER says: lol
Sentroid91Sentroid91 says: he's my bitch
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Sentroid91okay. so i'm guessing that it was a bad thing to invite Qrow into Cahoots?
JoMommahaha
DeRaptornobody wants to "hire" Qrow, Sent.
Sentroid91well I guess if we wanted to ditch Qrow's friend, we could always change sites
Sentroid91preferrebly mstiegate.com
Sentroid91OOH!
Sentroid91Frank Conniff has agreed to appear at Gateway SciFi Con 3, July 6 - 8 ,
Sentroid912001,
Sentroid91at the Airport Hilton in Saint Louis, Missouri.  Browse Gateway's
Sentroid91website at
Sentroid91http://stlf.org/gateway for full details.
Sentroid91wait... this is the kon
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Sentroid91and yes. I know that, De. That's why he's poor
DeRaptorbecause he can't hire himself out as a prostitute?
Sentroid91I don't think he's tried that yet
Sentroid91JACK_T_REAPER says: eeeeeeeeee
Sentroid91Sentroid91 says: duh-eeeeeeeeeeeee-Raptor
DeRaptorSent-roid.
Sentroid91hah
* Sentroid91 pities someone
Sentroid91<Joel> I'm afraid i'm going to screw my Crow up <Sentroid91> You're afraid of screwing your Crow? <Sentroid91> Crowophobic.... the fear of screwing your Cro... *Qrow3000 enters the conversation <Sentroid91> Oh, hello....
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Sentroid91dah
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DeRaptorstupid sucky  modem
Sentroid91<Sentroid91> <Joel> I'm afraid i'm going to screw my Crow up <Sentroid91> You're afraid of screwing your Crow? <Sentroid91> Crowophobic.... the fear of screwing your Cro... *Qrow3000 enters the conversation <Sentroid91> Oh, hello....
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IncredibleMeltingManHello again, De!
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Sentroid91<Sentroid91> dah
DeRaptor*snicker*
Sentroid91<Sent91 on Choots> Oh neat. De's back. So now I can laugh at her.
DeRaptorha ha.
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DeRaptormarvel at sent's wittiness.
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NegaweaponAllo allo!
DeRaptorFrank Conniff's gonna be at the next gateway!
DeRaptorand hello negs.
NegaweaponDe... don't blame me.  Sent is a terrible influence on me.
DeRaptorheh...okay...
NegaweaponCatch.
DeRaptoruh oh...
IncredibleMeltingManHeheh, will we all go to the next Gateway and gang up on poor Frank?
DeRaptorsure! let's!
NegaweaponI don't care what you do with his body, but damnit, I want his shoes.
IncredibleMeltingManFrank where's the same kinda shoes I do!  He's super cool!  
NegaweaponLike I said, De... don't blame me.  Sent is a terrible influence on me.
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DeRaptoryeah, i get real angry.
* DeRaptor drops a boulder on Negs.
DeRaptor*snicker*
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DeRaptorhey meppy meppy mep.
NegaweaponIt's ok.  I'm squishy.
MepitansAHAHahhahahHAHHahahhahAHHAHahah ok
DeRaptoroh my.
MepitansDE LIKES THE FISH!
IncredibleMeltingManWe all like the fish!
Mepitansmy DCC is broke
NegaweaponSOrry... any other way I could send it?  ICQ?  AIM?
NegaweaponEmail?
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DeRaptorwhat kind of fish do I like?
IncredibleMeltingManYou should know.
MepitansCameron1111
MepitansAIM
MepitansI AM SUPAH
DeRaptorI like all fish
MepitansWAHT TEH FUCKS
NegaweaponOK... that didn't work.  How about email?  Can't go wrong with email.
MepitansCarnage007@hotmail.com
NegaweaponAlrighty.  It's being sent now.
NegaweaponAnyone else want?
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NegaweaponWelcome back, everyone not dead.
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IncredibleMeltingManThank you!
DeRaptoroh, bad, bad server!
IncredibleMeltingManYeah.  It makes me wanna do bad things!
DeRaptoryou should...uh...break it! yeah.
DeRaptorwait, that would just make it do the bad things again.
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RobertoKayHi.
IncredibleMeltingManHey there, Robby!
DeRaptorheya robbo
* DeRaptor wonders what bus station bob is in now.
RobertoKayIf he's not on the bus already.
DeRaptortrue, true.
DeRaptorhopefully he'll log on from the bus next time so he won't complain about his frozen fingers.
RobertoKayRemember... he's "Onna' MOVE."
RobertoKayHopefully.
DeRaptoryeh. heh.
RobertoKay<Sentroid91> what are you talking about, foo'? bob doesn't exist.
RobertoKay<Sentroid91> he never has.
DeRaptor<Sent> If I pretend he doesn't exist, he doesn't! *sticks fingers in ears.* NA NA NA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
RobertoKayHehehe.
DeRaptorsent is crazah and makes my head hurt!
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RobertoKayDoesn't he, though?
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Sentroid91aargh. now it is a shit modem
Sentroid91hehee
RobertoKayWas it just a crap modem before?
Sentroid91it was... until it actually started working
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RobertoKayxquote, search Porn server
Sentroid91  9,1Quote containing Porn server: 1,9 *** ChuckD (Marisa@rdu26-54-110.nc.rr.com) has joined #Deep13 <ChuckD> !list *** ChuckD (Marisa@rdu26-54-110.nc.rr.com) has left #Deep13 <Sentroid91> uhm <TonicBH> looks like Chuck was in the wrong place <TServo4> Melt? <Sentroid91> Was it just me, or did the guy from Public Enemy just say !list and zoom the room? <RobertoKay> -> *ChuckD* Wait! I had a porn server for you!
Sentroid91hehe
Sentroid911,9[s9=mS]=Now Playing 9,1-9=9-+{9,1Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 - Bring the Noise - Anthrax and Public Enemy.mp3 9}+-9=1-9Size9-1=9-+{9 3.64MB 9}+-9=1-
RobertoKayI still have the oorn server for him/her/it.
RobertoKayoorn?
RobertoKayporn.
Sentroid91oorn
Sentroid91Koorn
RobertoKay<CrazyFan> KOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN!!!
RobertoKay<CrazyFan2> KOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN!!!
RobertoKay<CrazyFan3> KOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN!!!
RobertoKay<CrazyFan4> KOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN!!!
Sentroid91<Qrow3000> KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN!!!
RobertoKay<CrazyFan5> KOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN!!!
NegaweaponBrb
RobertoKay<Lodovik> BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEANS!!!
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Sentroid91<Lodo..d'oh
Sentroid91haha
Sentroid91Lod'ohvik
RobertoKayD'oh!
* RobertoKay feels like spending money on those crazy gel pens.
Sentroid91the Blo-Pens?
RobertoKayNo, the other ones.
RobertoKayI forget the name.
Sentroid91the ones that make music?
RobertoKayYes.
Sentroid91hehe
RobertoKayxquote, search Electricity
Sentroid91  9,1Quote containing Electricity: 1,9 <Cal-Crowe> TS said to go light on insulting him. <Sentroid91> Oh, ok then. <Sentroid91> TS fucks his mother's lamp <Briggs> His... mother's lamp? <crapN> <Lodovik> AHHH! ELECTRICITY MAKES ME NUTS *REALLY* JUGGLE
* RobertoKay wonders if this old trick from Ku's quoter works.
RobertoKay.xquote
RobertoKayDidn't think it would.
Sentroid91try rquote
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Sentroid919,1megascript quoter:1,9 * DeRaptor kills Urb. <DeRaptor> I hate you. * jasoN kills Urb <jasoN> I hate you. * UrbanDSL kills Urb <UrbanDSL> I hate you. <UrbanDSL> heeeeey..
RobertoKayWoo.
RobertoKayWoo.
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Sentroid919,1megascript quoter:1,9 *** TonicBH has quit IRC (Quit: This was sponsored by Best Browns. http://www.geocities.com/BBrown9326/index.html) <Qrow3000> best browns(the best darn poop this side of the equator...)
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Sentroid919,1megascript quoter:1,9 *** Topic is '<Cal> got prozac? <omega> hahaha i don't like it'
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Sentroid919,1megascript quoter:1,9  <Sentroid91> spy is a big stinkie dope
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Sentroid919,1megascript quoter:1,9 <MSTAnon> The coolest thing I did today was put up posters for this month's screening, MST3K Monster. <IncredibleMeltingMan> Are you the MST3K Mosnter? <IncredibleMeltingMan> Monster, even <DeRaptor> no, he just wants to show everyone his little MST3K monster. * DeRaptor runs. <IncredibleMeltingMan> oh wow! <DeRaptor> <IncredibleMeltingMan> I wanna see his little mst3k monster! * DeRaptor runs more. <IncredibleMeltingM
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Sentroid919,1megascript quoter:1,9 <DeRaptor> There are aliens. There's one upstairs. It fooled my parents into thinking it's my sister.
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Sentroid919,1megascript quoter:1,9 <Sentroid91> what is infobawt? <infobawt> i am a foo
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Sentroid919,1megascript quoter:1,9 <hottie_69> ok i like pez u f r
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Sentroid919,1megascript quoter:1,9 * Kitana waves ~ ~ <Sentroid91> What the hell was she waving at us? <jasoN> ~'s ? <Sentroid91> looks like drool <jasoN> maybe she waved her tongue at us <Sentroid91> You mean like she wants some? <jasoN> maybe <jasoN> we're pretty studly
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Sentroid919,1megascript quoter:1,9 <Sentroid91> I said I ate some Chalupas <Raven-X> HEY DROP THE CHALUPA <Sentroid91> I think i'm about to * Sentroid91 goes to potty
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Sentroid919,1megascript quoter:1,9 <JoMomma> we just talk to people <JoMomma> cause they're people <FoXy> well i'm no person so i'm outta here <DarkonZero> What is she then? <DarkonZero> Anal probing alien? <Sentofabitch> an aussie
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Sentroid919,1megascript quoter:1,9 <MSTManos> Anyway, because of the perfectly free service that this uu.net service provides, I might be changing ISP's once more. <MSTManos> No ads. <MSTManos> No catches. <Sentroid91> No booze? <MSTManos> What? I hope that's not the case! <Sentroid91> It probably is * MSTManos cries.
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Sentroid919,1megascript quoter:1,9 <DeRaptor> dude...gotta STUFF DAT SCRAWNY BIATCH WIT ICE CREAM!
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Sentroid919,1megascript quoter:1,9 * Bedlam is back <Sentroid91> in bed <Bedlam> what to talk about...what to talk about... * Bedlam sets his own topic - DeRaptor is cool <Sentroid91> in bed * DeRaptor does a spit take <DeRaptor> hoo boy <Bedlam> so... <Bedlam> Your comic rules! <Sentroid91> in bed
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Sentroid919,1megascript quoter:1,9 *** Topic is '<omega> you suck buster. 'Suck Buster. The new Black N' Decker Innovative.''
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Sentroid919,1megascript quoter:1,9 <ManOfMelt> Heheh...even I have to laugh at that. <soNOfMelt> thanks mom <Sentroid91> Damn. N'll call anyone his mom nowadays *** DarkonZero has joined #Deep13 <soNOfMelt> MOM!
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Sentroid919,1megascript quoter:1,9 <Raven-X> I'm pretty sure Whitney Houston is a crack head *** DeRaptor (deraptor@207.204.201.137) has joined #Deep13 * DeRaptor kicks 'troid. <Raven-X> how else do you explain her thin form? <Raven-X> she must have been replacing food with crack <Sentroid91> Who? De? * DeRaptor bites both of Sent's legs off.
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Sentroid919,1megascript quoter:1,9 * DarkonZero is gonna take a bit of a nap... <DarkonZero> Please do not disturb me. If you have to mess with someone...choose someone else, not me. * DeRaptor messes with Darkon while he sleeps...wait...that doesn't sound right...
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Sentroid919,1megascript quoter:1,9 * Locdog07 is gonna go now <Sentroid91> in bed? <Calvin-Crowe> I think I'll go <Sentroid91> in bed? * Locdog07 shoots sent <Sentroid91> in bed?
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Sentroid919,1megascript quoter:1,9 * MSTAnon wants his baby seat.
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Sentroid919,1megascript quoter:1,9 * Bedlam is back <Sentroid91> in bed <Bedlam> what to talk about...what to talk about... * Bedlam sets his own topic - DeRaptor is cool <Sentroid91> in bed * DeRaptor does a spit take <DeRaptor> hoo boy <Bedlam> so... <Bedlam> Your comic rules! <Sentroid91> in bed
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Sentroid919,1megascript quoter:1,9 <Sentroid91> Whee! It's raining! <DeRaptor> <Sentroid91> My pot will grow now! <Sentroid91> I was just getting to that, De
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Sentroid919,1megascript quoter:1,9 *** Sentroid91 has quit IRC (Quit: BOO-KAH!) <Timmyling> Hey, how do you make an alias for when you leave? *** Mepitans has quit IRC (Ping timeout) <jasoN> that's not a very good one, mep <Locdog07> heheheheh
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Sentroid919,1megascript quoter:1,9 *** ChuckD (Marisa@rdu26-54-110.nc.rr.com) has joined #Deep13 <ChuckD> !list *** ChuckD (Marisa@rdu26-54-110.nc.rr.com) has left #Deep13 <Sentroid91> uhm <TonicBH> looks like Chuck was in the wrong place <TServo4> Melt? <Sentroid91> Was it just me, or did the guy from Public Enemy just say !list and zoom the room? <RobertoKay> -> *ChuckD* Wait! I had a porn server for you!
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Sentroid919,1megascript quoter:1,9 <Qrow> where the phuque is sentroid...
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Sentroid919,1megascript quoter:1,9 <Locdog07> TServo4 is horny. <TServo4> I already got off an hour ago FYI <Locdog07> While you were sitting here???? <jasoN> yeah, wasn't TServo here an hour ago? <Locdog07> He was. <TServo4> I left for a bit.... <jasoN> <TServo> brb, i have to go jack off <Locdog07> LOL!
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Sentroid919,1megascript quoter:1,9 <DarkonZero> Two......I don't like where the room has gone lately. <DeRaptor> Where has the room gone? <Sentroid91> into Hershey's rooms and cream
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Sentroid919,1megascript quoter:1,9 <KatLady> if you act like a bear, the male bear will attack you. <Calvin_Crowe> either that or he'll make sweet smokey love to you. <UrbanD> and you know this why? <KatLady> because he has experience with it.
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Sentroid919,1megascript quoter:1,9 * S9-SentryBot sends MTV VJ Wannabe #4 after Locdog. *** Locdog07 has quit IRC ((signed off)) <Goku> She got him!!!!!!!
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Sentroid919,1megascript quoter:1,9 *** Xxoottppse91e changes topic to 'The #Deep13 Oath: 1.Be Like Your Ancestors Or Be The Rock. It Doesn't Matter! 2.Eat A Million Eggs Or Give Birth To One. 3.Wear Gaudy Colors Or Be NEKKID! 4.Be Sure To Fit It All In The Hole, Melt 5.We Must Repeat.'
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Sentroid919,1megascript quoter:1,9 <NADO> I'm REpublican . I like Clinton
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Sentroid919,1megascript quoter:1,9 <JoMomma> guess what I saw today that I haven't seen in a long time <JoMomma> guess, loc <Locdog07> Your penis?
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Sentroid919,1megascript quoter:1,9 * Sentroid91 would like to point out that he could really care less. <DarKrow> I care <DarKrow> I'm more importaint than you <DarKrow> cuz I'm me <Sentroid91> oh? <jasoN> i'm the impotantest of all <DarKrow> no <jasoN> DOH! <jasoN> hehe <jasoN> nobody read what i typed
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Sentroid919,1megascript quoter:1,9 * Locdog07 is gonna go now <Sentroid91> in bed? <Calvin-Crowe> I think I'll go <Sentroid91> in bed? * Locdog07 shoots sent <Sentroid91> in bed?
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Sentroid919,1megascript quoter:1,9 <omega> who whants the PEZ <MSTManos> What is it with this extra, yet needless "h", omega? <CallipyG> i whant a cookie. you whant to go to the movies. he whants to go to McDonalds. MSTManos whants to do something so he won't be "SO F*CKING BORED"!
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Sentroid919,1megascript quoter:1,9 <MSTManos> As I said, I have cool classes. <MSTManos> In fact, I currently have a class on design. <MSTManos> Not as in clothing, mind you. <gjasoN> yeah right manos <gjasoN> you were inspired by The Home Economics Story weren't you
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Sentroid919,1megascript quoter:1,9 <Timmyling> Did the zoomer ask if you were a girl? Because he asked me that. Poor...um...idiot. <Timmyling> My reply: Yes, but only on Saturdays.
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Sentroid919,1megascript quoter:1,9 * UrbanD ninjas his way in, pretty pretty dancing all the while. * BigPoppaPump knocks out Urb with a lead pipe <UrbanD> ow. *** UrbanD has quit IRC (Quit: this is your world in which we grow, and we will grow to hate you.)
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Sentroid919,1megascript quoter:1,9 <Mepitans> "Romania is the asshole of the world" <Sentroid91> <Romania> WAAAAZZZZZAAAAAPPP! <Mepitans> Am I supposed to imagine an asshole saying that? <Sentroid91> yep <Mepitans> Damn
RobertoKayOh my God, I have an idea...
RobertoKayHold on.
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Sentroid91you have to go potty?
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RobertoDoingAFakeLogHere's a preview of what I'm doing.
RobertoDoingAFakeLogIt's stupid, by the way.
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RobertoDoingAFakeLog<Kitana> hello
RobertoDoingAFakeLog* Kitana waves ~ ~
RobertoDoingAFakeLog<omega> helo kitahne
RobertoDoingAFakeLog<Kitana> so what's up?
RobertoDoingAFakeLog<omega> o nuthing justt nhuking sertoid, having a budd
RobertoDoingAFakeLog<Kitana> true, true
Sentroid91haha
DeRaptorheheh...gaddamnit
Sentroid91:P
RobertoDoingAFakeLogThat's changed.
RobertoDoingAFakeLog*** Kitana has joined #omega
RobertoDoingAFakeLog<Kitana> hello
RobertoDoingAFakeLog* Kitana waves ~ ~
RobertoDoingAFakeLog<omega> helo kitahne
RobertoDoingAFakeLog<Kitana> so what's up?
RobertoDoingAFakeLog<omega> o nuthing justt nhuking sertoid, having a budd
RobertoDoingAFakeLog<omega> wat abutt u?
RobertoDoingAFakeLog<Kitana> oh, nothing. just k-lining sentroid. having a bud.
RobertoDoingAFakeLog<omega> tru, trri
Sentroid91heh.
Sentroid91Space Ghost is on
Sentroid91With Steve Allen
Sentroid91oh. and Andy Dick
RobertoDoingAFakeLog*** MrB has joined #omega
RobertoDoingAFakeLog<MrB> WAZZUUUP!:)
RobertoDoingAFakeLog<omega> whezzzzzzzzip
RobertoDoingAFakeLog<MrB> so did you nuke sentroid already? i already told him he was evading a ban about fifteen times.
RobertoDoingAFakeLog<MrB> i guess i should keep spying his room huh omega:)
RobertoDoingAFakeLog<omega> ye sentroods a fuker
RobertoDoingAFakeLog* Kitana returns
RobertoDoingAFakeLog<Kitana> WAZZZUUUUP!!
RobertoDoingAFakeLog<MrB> WAZZUUUUUUUUP!!!
RobertoDoingAFakeLog<omega> suuuuuuuuuuuuuo111
Sentroid911,9[s9=mS]=Now Playing 9,1-9=9-+{9,1Charlies Angels Soundtrack - [12] - Fatboy Slim - Ya Mama .mp3 9}+-9=1-9Size9-1=9-+{9 8.35MB 9}+-9=1-
Sentroid91the hell? they're showing the same ep again
Sentroid91THey must've liked Steve Allen that much
Sentroid91or Andy Dick
RobertoDoingAFakeLog<MrB> hey, kit, have u seen waqas today?
RobertoDoingAFakeLog<Kitana> yeah, me, him and spanky are in #TheLodge planning a way to get rid of that mstmanos prick
RobertoDoingAFakeLog<Kitana> ill get him now
RobertoDoingAFakeLog<MrB> thanks:)
RobertoDoingAFakeLog*** waqas has entered #omega
IncredibleMeltingManThat's cuz Steve Allen died.  It's a tribute.
Sentroid91yeah, but the same ep twice?
IncredibleMeltingManSteve Allen is the super legend!  He deserves it!  You wouldn't even be alive if it weren't for Steve Allen!
DeRaptorSteve Allen is his father?
Sentroid91Steve Allen is Andy Dick's father?
IncredibleMeltingManHeheh, he might be for all I know, actually.  But Steve Allen was so versatile he could literally do anything!  I'm sure he saved us all a million times and we don't even know!
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RobertoKay*** Kitana has joined #omega
RobertoKay<Kitana> hello
RobertoKay* Kitana waves ~ ~
RobertoKay<omega> helo kitahne
RobertoKay<Kitana> so what's up?
RobertoKay<omega> o nuthing justt nhuking sertoid, having a budd
RobertoKay<omega> wat abutt u?
RobertoKay<Kitana> oh, nothing. just k-lining sentroid. having a bud.
RobertoKay<omega> tru, trri
RobertoKay*** MrB has joined #omega
RobertoKay<MrB> WAZZUUUP!:)
RobertoKay<omega> whezzzzzzzzip
RobertoKay<MrB> so did you nuke sentroid already? i already told him he was evading a ban about fifteen times.
RobertoKay<MrB> i guess i should keep spying his room huh omega:)
RobertoKay<omega> ye sentroods a fuker
RobertoKay* Kitana returns
RobertoKay<Kitana> WAZZZUUUUP!!
RobertoKay<MrB> WAZZUUUUUUUUP!!!
RobertoKay<omega> suuuuuuuuuuuuuo111
RobertoKay<MrB> hey, kit, have u seen waqas today?
RobertoKay<Kitana> yeah, me, him and spanky are in #TheLodge planning a way to get rid of that mstmanos prick
RobertoKay<Kitana> ill get him now
RobertoKay<MrB> thanks:)
RobertoKay*** waqas has entered #omega
RobertoKay<waqas> hi
Sentroid91????
RobertoKay<MrB> WAAZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!
RobertoKay<waqas> wazzzzzzuuuuuup
RobertoKay<Kitana> WAAAZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!
RobertoKay<omega> weessssssssssssssssssuuip!!!!1
RobertoKay<MrB> hey, that guy we hired to bother sentroid is online now:)
RobertoKay<omega> yuppy
RobertoKay<omega> mre b, invite him here, pls
RobertoKay<MrB> he says he can't be online today
RobertoKay<MrB> but hes got a message for all of us:)
RobertoKay<Kitana> thats nice.
RobertoKay<MrB> -Lodovik- WAZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!
RobertoKay<Kitana> WAZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!
RobertoKay<omega> qwazxxxxxxxxxxxupp!!!!11
RobertoKay<waqas> wazzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuppppo
RobertoKay<MrB> WAZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!
RobertoKay* waqas got stuff. to do buy buy ppl
RobertoKay*** waqas has left #omega
RobertoKay* MrB has to go back to spying on #deep13 bye everyone!!!!:)
RobertoKay*** MrB has left #omega
RobertoKay<omega> so waht r u duing nhow khit
RobertoKay<Kitana> nothing really
RobertoKay<Kitana> k-lining manos. having a bud.
RobertoKay<omega> truhe. truhe.
RobertoKayYes.
Sentroid91hmm....
* Sentroid91 wonders why he can't view nor get into his Crosswinds account
RobertoKayI can't either.
RobertoKayBut anyway, my job here is done.
RobertoKayLater.
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Sentroid91oh geez... I bet they deleted it cause of the mp3s
Sentroid91hmm, well...
Sentroid91looks like i'm never using Crosswinds again
DeRaptoreesh
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DeRaptorwb
Sentroid91aargh
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Sentroid91http://www.crosswinds.net/~pacgate/mstiegate.html
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Sentroid91very good, sir
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DeRaptorsheesh
DeRaptorI SLEEP NOW
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BobNotAnonI lied.
BobNotAnonOh well. DZ's working, this Joe character has been idle three hours... What to do, Bob silenty wondered.
BobNotAnonWhat to do.
BobNotAnonWhat to do, Bob said out loud.
BobNotAnonLeave.
BobNotAnonGood idea, Bob thought to himself as he exited the room.
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