| Session Start: Sun Oct 22 00:00:00 2000 | ||
| Session Time: Sun Oct 22 00:00:00 2000 | ||
| DarkAngel | Lodovik? | |
|---|---|---|
| DarkonZero | jquote, search identity | |
| DarkAngel | jquote, search nuts juggle | |
| jasoN | 15No quote containing 2identity15 were in my file. | |
| Tonic-Knockedout | dequote, search plankster | |
| DeRaptor | 15I don't got any quotes with 2plankster 15in them, ninnyhammer. | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing lodovik:15,2 * Sentroid91 ponders Lodovik's face on a nude girl's body. | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing nuts juggle:15,2 <Lodovik> HAHAHA YOU MAKE ME NUTS JUGGLE | |
| DarkonZero | Damn......Sent had the quote...but he lost it....and now it's lost among all the logs I have. | |
| jasoN | FIND IT | |
| jasoN | you must | |
| DarkonZero | Umm.....lemme find out how many logs I have. | |
| DarkonZero | 881 | |
| * Tonic-Knockedout thinks why he is so fucking lagged | ||
| jasoN | wouldn';t it be in deep13 though? | |
| jasoN | or SOL | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah.....that'll narrow it down to 600. | |
| Tonic-Knockedout | O_O | |
| *** Tonic-Knockedout is now known as TonicBH | ||
| * TonicBH wakes up | ||
| jasoN | how's that? | |
| jasoN | you have windows,DZ? | |
| DarkonZero | Yes..... | |
| DarkonZero | Hold on....I'll scour through them. | |
| jasoN | on the start menu, go to find and do a search for any log file with the word "plankster" in it | |
| jasoN | that's how i find stuff | |
| jasoN | 2Quote:15,2 * DarkAngel climbs into Yoda's ass to see what's so special. <Yoda> !!! <Yoda> get out! * Yoda uses the force to fling DarkAngel across the room * DarkAngel flies out of Yoda's ass. | |
| DarkonZero | N........I didn't say "Plankster" in the quote. | |
| jasoN | oh | |
| jasoN | that's no fun | |
| DarkonZero | I'll find it though. | |
| jasoN | You should have | |
| DarkonZero | I'll be back after bit...I'll be idling. | |
| TonicBH | 0,7Quote of idiocy:0,10 *** DonaldTrumpIsHavingMyBaby was kicked by ChanServ (User has been banned from the channel) <Calvin-Crowe> Who the hell was he doing here? <Sentroid91> I think he was doing Tonic, Cal. (#Deep13, Mysteria) | |
| TonicBH | ok | |
| jasoN | 2Quote:15,2 <UrbanD> hahah <UrbanD> GAY <UrbanD> GAY GAY GAY * Mepitans runs helluva far away | |
| * TonicBH wishes he could find an Instrumental of "King of Pain". | ||
| DarkonZero | Found it..... | |
| DarkonZero | I found the exact day I said it. | |
| DarkonZero | Mar. 1, 2000. | |
| TonicBH | good | |
| TonicBH | wow | |
| DarkonZero | <DarkonZero> Sooner or later Lodo is gonna have an identity crisis and forget who he really is. | |
| jasoN | lets see it | |
| DarkonZero | <DarkonZero> Imagine him applying for a job.....he ends up putting "Troy Plank", "Sorceror Bobby" or something to that nature as his name. | |
| * TonicBH is bored | ||
| jasoN | ohh yeah, i remember this now | |
| DarkonZero | <DarkonZero> Maybe even "Ima Beotch". | |
| DarkonZero | <DarkonZero> And apply for a position as, "Nut Juggler". | |
| DarkonZero | That's it. | |
| DarkonZero | Nothing more. | |
| * jasoN remembers now | ||
| jasoN | i remember..like it was yesterday | |
| TonicBH | wow | |
| DarkonZero | But now that I read it....the Anon one was funnter. | |
| jasoN | the anon was is funnter than most things | |
| DarkonZero | Show it again, Sam. | |
| DarkonZero | Er...N. | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing dominatrix:15,2 <MSTAnon> Woo-hoo! Thanks, jasoN! <ThejasoN> is that one ok? <DarkonZero> <MSTAnon> NO! MAKE MORE! <DarkonZero> <MSTAnon> MAKE MORE OR THIS DOMINATRIX WILL BEAT YOU...and I'll watch. <MeltingMan> Hehehe....wow | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing S&M:15,2 <MSTAnon> S&M is good. | |
| DarkonZero | I dunno what got into me to type that. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh yeah...that did. | |
| jasoN | i dont know either. Maybe the spirit of funntness | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing metallica album:15,2 <TheCambot> And Metallica has yet to make a song even in the same arena as "Enter Sandman." <DarKrow> Cam, have you heard ANYTHING from S&M <MSTAnon> S&M is good. <ThejasoN> Quote added: <MSTAnon> S&M is good. <ThejasoN> *hehe* <MSTAnon> The Metallica album, ya sicko! | |
| DarkonZero | The full quote. | |
| jasoN | yeah, i added that too. But nothing says charming like the out-of-context one | |
| DarkonZero | Ain't that the trith. | |
| DarkonZero | TRUTH EVEN! | |
| DarkonZero | AGH! | |
| DarkAngel | The trith is neat. | |
| DarkonZero | Thanks for the vote of confidence DA. | |
| jasoN | i have not seen the trith | |
| DarkonZero | You too, N. | |
| TonicBH | Hmmm....Winamp is doing something kooky.... | |
| TonicBH | If you download the full WInamp, you get some U2 crap | |
| DarkAngel | Anytime, DZ | |
| jasoN | <TonicBH> kooky winamp pr0N!!! | |
| * TonicBH smacks N | ||
| TonicBH | I DON'T LIKE PORN! | |
| DeRaptor | <Tonic> Naked ladies are a terrible, shameful thing! | |
| jasoN | <TonicBH> i hope i never see one!! | |
| DeRaptor | *snicker* | |
| jasoN | <DeRaptor> i, on the other hand, can't get enough naked ladies | |
| * TonicBH thinks of doing a sick & twisted song spoof on an old Weird Al Song | ||
| DeRaptor | heeeeeey | |
| * TonicBH smacks De | ||
| jasoN | hehe | |
| DarkAngel | You guys are SO WEIRD | |
| DarkAngel | I AM BADLY INFLUENCED | |
| jasoN | <TonicBH> i can write a song about kooky porn! | |
| DarkonZero | I am badly dubbed... | |
| TonicBH | It'd be a spoof of "Nature Trail to Hell" | |
| TonicBH | Mine would be called "Satan's out from hell" | |
| * TonicBH smacks N | ||
| TonicBH | STOP IT WITH THE PORN! | |
| jasoN | hehheh | |
| DarkonZero | <TonicBH> Stop with the porn...my Amish parents won't approve. | |
| DarkAngel | Yeah, N, stop making tonic porn. | |
| DarkAngel | SIcko. | |
| TonicBH | The song would be about Satan killing the characters from Gundam Wing, Sailor Moon & Tenchi Muyo, lost in a Japanese Forest | |
| jasoN | sorry | |
| * jasoN stops production on his tonic porn | ||
| TonicBH | C'mon guys, it's old. stop it/ | |
| TonicBH | you're hurting my feelings. | |
| DarkAngel | Thats the Deep13 spriti! | |
| DarkAngel | 'spirit | |
| TonicBH | What? hurting my feelings? | |
| jasoN | i'm bob's soN | |
| jasoN | you want me to be kind and gentle? | |
| DarkAngel | We hurt eachothers feelings all the time. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm just here for a ride home. | |
| DarkAngel | BECAUSE WE ARE MEN IN TIGHTS | |
| DarkonZero | MANLY MEN! | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'menintights.wav' | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| * DeRaptor destroys all tonic porn, out of love of humanity. | ||
| TonicBH | I did not come here to be insulted. | |
| * jasoN punches DZ on cue | ||
| DarkonZero | <DeRaptor> I'll keep a few for myself..... | |
| DeRaptor | but what else happens to a person in here? | |
| jasoN | <TonicBH> i came here for porn! | |
| DeRaptor | We're like the three stooges only there's more of us. | |
| jasoN | j/k | |
| * DarkAngel pokes De in the eye. | ||
| DarkAngel | Nyuk nyuk nyuk | |
| * TonicBH smacks N | ||
| TonicBH | We're the 17 stooges! | |
| * jasoN throws a squirrel at TonicBH | ||
| DarkonZero | Hey, ya numbskulls... | |
| * TonicBH acts like a basic person, doing the "Triple Slap". | ||
| * DeRaptor hits DA with a hammer. | ||
| DarkonZero | TonicBH in the movie written by him...."AVERAGE WHITE GUY!" | |
| DarkAngel | Woob woob woob! | |
| DarkonZero | Or...."AVERAGE (Wahtever color here) GUY!" | |
| TonicBH | heeeeeeeeeeeey..... | |
| DarkonZero | Wahtever.... | |
| TonicBH | I'm white. | |
| DarkonZero | Then.... | |
| DarkonZero | TonicBH in the movie written by him...."AVERAGE WHITE GUY!" | |
| TonicBH | I just don't get the joke..... | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'blackrage.wav' | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| DarkAngel | <TonicBH> Except on fridays, then I'm black and bald | |
| * TonicBH smacks DA | ||
| * DarkAngel bonks De on the head. | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'blackrage.wav' | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| jasoN | i have black rage. | |
| * DeRaptor bites DA on the arm. | ||
| DarkonZero | I have a friend who is a big Stooges fan....so I end up calling him "Hispanic Curly". | |
| * DarkAngel bites De on the rib cage. | ||
| DarkonZero | Whoa.....DA and De are getting down and dirty. | |
| * TonicBH is still trying to find some music instrumentals | ||
| * DeRaptor bites DA's hand off and runs. | ||
| jasoN | yeah | |
| * DarkAngel bites De's liver off and runs. | ||
| jasoN | <tonic> now i'm MAKING porn | |
| * jasoN runs | ||
| DarkonZero | After a while they'll get kinky and then all hell breaks loose. | |
| jasoN | liver-sex is pretty kinky | |
| * TonicBH smacks N | ||
| jasoN | 2Quote:15,2 <Kess> u cant make someone say something dumb it has to come natrually thats the fun of it | |
| jasoN | 2Quote:15,2 <TServo4> Heheh...De sounds like the weeniemunkey. | |
| DarkonZero | The hell? | |
| jasoN | 2Quote:15,2 <Sentroid91> oh man... Phil's still with that Cougar vs Bear shit <MeltingMan> Bear Shit wins <MeltingMan> Nothing beats bear shit! | |
| DarkonZero | Weeniemunkey? | |
| DarkonZero | TS4's logic of a joke. | |
| jasoN | dont ask me, i just work here | |
| DarkonZero | And what do I do again? | |
| DarkonZero | Oh....I'm a slacker. | |
| DarkonZero | No....that's not me. | |
| DarkonZero | I have no work function here. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh well.....unemployment for me. | |
| DarkAngel | I AM THE EL SEXO MAXIMO GUY | |
| DarkonZero | YIPPEE! | |
| DarkonZero | <DA to a lamp> I'm gonna sex you up right, baby. | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | bye bye folks! You are special! i will see you tomorrow! | |
| *** IncredibleMeltingMan has quit IRC (Quit: ) | ||
| *** IncredibleMeltingMan has left IRC | ||
| jasoN | we are special. | |
| DeRaptor | apparently. | |
| * DarkonZero takes away Melty's "happy grass". | ||
| DarkAngel | In our own special way. | |
| * DeRaptor moves her index finger in a slow circle next to her temple. | ||
| TonicBH | ouch | |
| jasoN | The Temple of DeRaptor | |
| DeRaptor | yeah. | |
| DeRaptor | the side of my head! geez. | |
| DarkonZero | You have a head? | |
| DarkonZero | I thought that was a lump. | |
| DarkonZero | Well I'll be damned. | |
| DarkAngel | No, the lumps are on her chest. | |
| * DarkAngel RUNS | ||
| DarkonZero | DA been noticing more of De in another way.... | |
| jasoN | what way is that, DZ? | |
| DarkonZero | Mammaries on the mind. | |
| DeRaptor | oh, those are grapefruits I've been keeping in my shirt. | |
| * DeRaptor takes them out and cuts them up and eats them. | ||
| DeRaptor | mmmmmm...sour. | |
| * DarkonZero has no comment. | ||
| DarkAngel | Okay, so now De has no lumps on her chest. | |
| DeRaptor | yep. | |
| DarkonZero | DA....go check find out. | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmm....I'm missing a word. | |
| * DeRaptor puts some watermelons in her shirt. | ||
| DarkonZero | Ah.... | |
| DarkonZero | DA.....go check AND find out. | |
| DeRaptor | these will be good after I warm them up for a few days. | |
| DarkAngel | DZ is going primitive. | |
| DarkonZero | Damn....check out them melons! | |
| DarkAngel | "DA, Go check, find out" | |
| DeRaptor | hmmmm...actually, I want melon now. | |
| * DeRaptor eats the melon. | ||
| DeRaptor | both of them even. | |
| DeRaptor | Oh, and melt is lying, NONE of you freaks are special. | |
| TonicBH | 0,7Quote of idiocy:0,10 <UrbanD> hee hee! everyone lufes the "everyone throws poop at Tonic" game! (#Deep13, Mysteria) | |
| jasoN | i am special! | |
| DarkonZero | We're gifted. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm bright......that's what my mom tells me. | |
| DarkonZero | >:P | |
| DeRaptor | <jasoN> My mommy tells me I'm special so I must be! Or, at least I wish she would... | |
| * jasoN runs DeRaptor over with his custom 1982 GMC van! | ||
| jasoN | YOU GO SPLAT LIZARD! | |
| DarkonZero | N...you got something stuck to your van. | |
| DarkonZero | Go get a stick and knock it off. | |
| DeRaptor | ow.. | |
| * jasoN knocks de off with a stick | ||
| jasoN | thanks DZ | |
| DarkonZero | No prob. | |
| * DeRaptor tears N apart. | ||
| jasoN | i must have run over something | |
| jasoN | ow.. | |
| jasoN | Now i am in many pieces | |
| DarkonZero | IT'S ALIVE! HIT IT AGAIN! | |
| jasoN | but soon those pieces will grow, and grow | |
| * jasoN decides to go to bed before it's too late | ||
| jasoN | YOU ARE AL SPECIAL! | |
| DeRaptor | h-how many Ns will there be then? | |
| DarkonZero | G'night N. | |
| DeRaptor | okay, bya crazy N. | |
| * jasoN jasons out | ||
| *** jasoN has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving) | ||
| *** jasoN has left IRC | ||
| DeRaptor | NOOTCH! | |
| * TonicBH is surprised what Winamp was doing | ||
| TonicBH | Winamp, with a U2 Skin, with an Live U2 song. | |
| DarkonZero | <TonicBH> It's playing my MP3s! | |
| * TonicBH smacks DZ | ||
| DarkonZero | You're gonna get it! | |
| * DarkonZero gets out his ATOMIC DEATH RAY! | ||
| * DarkonZero uses his ATOMIC DEATH RAY on TonicBH ! He got 'em good! | ||
| TonicBH | Ouch | |
| * TonicBH dies | ||
| * TonicBH comes back to life | ||
| DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
| DarkonZero | WHY CAN'T THEY STAY DEAD!?!? | |
| * DarkonZero goes to fix his ATOMIC DEATH RAY. | ||
| * DeRaptor goes to bed before Darkon can get her with his ATOMIC DEATH RAY. | ||
| DeRaptor | b'bye! | |
| *** DeRaptor has quit IRC (Quit: No animals were harmed during the making of this IRC session. A few evangelists were gutted and eaten, though. (www.terribleclaw.com)) | ||
| *** DeRaptor has left IRC | ||
| TonicBH | try me! | |
| DarkonZero | Damn....all the interesting people have lef.....oh, HEY! | |
| TonicBH | kill me | |
| DarkonZero | No thanks. | |
| TonicBH | DO IT! | |
| TonicBH | Somebody kill me, I wanna try something. | |
| TonicBH | oh, never mind. | |
| * TonicBH dies | ||
| * TonicBH comes back to life | ||
| DarkonZero | Well.....I'm outta here......later. | |
| DarkonZero | Say goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Sun Oct 22 00:44:36 2000 | ||
| Session Start: Sun Oct 22 19:35:40 2000 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Can I kill those who don't care with the Holy Hand Grenade?' | ||
| *** Set by Greidanus on Sun Oct 22 17:26:02 | ||
| IncredibleMeltingMan | Hello, Darkon Zero! | |
| JoMomma | TonicBH has said he is bored 9 times since I started counting (10/20/2000 5:02 PM). | |
| * DarkonZero takes away Melty's "happy grass". | ||
| DeRaptor | O_O | |
| DeRaptor | You touched his "happy grass".... | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | Hello! | |
| JoMomma | no, its tbh's happy grass | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | EEP! | |
| JoMomma | tonic's that is | |
| DeRaptor | PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON! ALL OF YOU! | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | My pants stay on! | |
| DeRaptor | <Melt> even when I go to the bathroom! | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | EEP! Nuh uh! | |
| DeRaptor | heehee | |
| JoMomma | <TonicBH> I WANNA HAVE SEX WITH JIMMY KIMMEL! | |
| * JoMomma is away: sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep (PS: tonic scares the hell out of me now) | ||
| * DarkonZero is away! 4,1REASON:(My reason will be shoved so far up your butt, you need a team of surgeons to get it out!)4,1 | ||
| TonicBH | I AM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE! | |
| TonicBH | 17JoMo17mma1: I LUFE scaring you | |
| DeRaptor | Jo's having nightmares about you now, tonic. | |
| TonicBH | hehehe | |
| TonicBH | 0,7Quote of idiocy:0,10 <DarKrow> and for their new album they are going back to the <Locdog07> future (#Deep13, Mysteria) | |
| TonicBH | 0,10 Quote of idiocy with "future" In It: 0,7<DarKrow> and for their new album they are going back to the <Locdog07> future (#Deep13, Mysteria) 0,10 Total Quotes found: 2 | |
| *** DarkAngel is on IRC | ||
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| TonicBH | hey DA | |
| DarkAngel | Hi. | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | Hello, DA. | |
| DeRaptor | POOF | |
| DarkAngel | FOOP | |
| TonicBH | POOP | |
| TonicBH | MARCO! | |
| * TonicBH splashes everybody with water | ||
| * DarkAngel drowns. | ||
| TonicBH | O_o | |
| DeRaptor | ....did you pee in it before you splashed? | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | EWWWWW! | |
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| *** DarkAngel is on IRC | ||
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
| *** DeRaptor is on IRC | ||
| *** IncredibleMeltingMan is on IRC | ||
| *** Qrow3000 is on IRC | ||
| *** Rejoined channel #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Can I kill those who don't care with the Holy Hand Grenade?' | ||
| *** Set by Greidanus on Sun Oct 22 17:26:02 | ||
| IncredibleMeltingMan | wb, DZ. | |
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| DeRaptor | sheesh | |
| DeRaptor | NETSPLIT! | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | Bad nasty things. | |
| DeRaptor | yepindeed. | |
| DeRaptor | like...POOF | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | Poof is bad!? | |
| DeRaptor | it is bad...and it is good...it is both! HAHAHA | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | Wow..... Poof is many things! | |
| DeRaptor | yes indeed. | |
| IncredibleMeltingMan | And I'm very tired...... yep. I think I'll go to sleep now. | |
| DeRaptor | okay | |
| DeRaptor | g'night | |
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| * Darkon0 is back... | ||
| *** Darkon0 is now known as DarkonZero | ||
| *** DarkonZero is on IRC | ||
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| *** Topic is 'Can I kill those who don't care with the Holy Hand Grenade?' | ||
| *** Set by Greidanus on Sun Oct 22 17:26:02 | ||
| DarkonZero | HOLY DAMN! | |
| DarkonZero | STINKY FAFFERTY! | |
| DarkAngel | HEH | |
| DarkonZero | I'm like gone for an hour and I get peered off......DAMMIT! | |
| DarkonZero | At least I didn't miss jackass. | |
| DarkonZero | FUCK! I'm hungry. | |
| * DarkonZero is away! 4,1REASON:(I'm fucking hungry....DAG BLAMMIT!)4,1 | ||
| *** Locdog07 is on IRC | ||
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| * Locdog07 invisos into #Deep13 | ||
| *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Locdog07 | ||
| * Locdog07 pokes Jo | ||
| * JoJoMa pokes Locdog07 in the eyes | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'brithead.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'xpacfunny.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| *** Raven-X is on IRC | ||
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| Raven-X | hello everyone | |
| Locdog07 | hiya | |
| Locdog07 | seems it's only me alive | |
| Raven-X | heh | |
| Raven-X | topic is confusing, do I kill idiots with a holy hand grenade, or do I kill those who don't care about holy hand grenades | |
| Locdog07 | Both. | |
| Raven-X | ahh | |
| Raven-X | so what did you think of the riffing of Freddy's Dead? | |
| * Locdog07 shrugs | ||
| Raven-X | I sort of felt we did good, without using too many curse words and swearing | |
| Locdog07 | Hmm. | |
| DarkAngel | HELLO | |
| Locdog07 | HELLO | |
| Raven-X | heh | |
| Raven-X | the hover craft is filled with eels | |
| DarkAngel | HELLO | |
| Locdog07 | I see... | |
| Locdog07 | SECURITY | |
| Raven-X | heh | |
| Raven-X | I thought I was hungarian and asking for matches | |
| Locdog07 | Heh. | |
| Raven-X | did Sent put up Freddy's dead on the webpage? | |
| Locdog07 | idunno | |
| Locdog07 | why not look? | |
| Raven-X | I guess not | |
| Raven-X | I already loaded up the page | |
| Raven-X | heh he just pasted the image ontop of the tape I did, so un professional | |
| * DarkonZero is back... | ||
| Locdog07 | wb | |
| DarkonZero | Thankalicious! | |
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| DarkonZero | DAMMIT! | |
| Raven-X | what | |
| * Locdog07 blinks | ||
| DarkonZero | I should cover this cut on my left hand. | |
| Locdog07 | eep | |
| Raven-X | besides I copyrighted DAH, so now you have to compensate the damges you caused me, let's say around 50,000 dollaras | |
| DarkonZero | I didin't kow I cut myself. | |
| Raven-X | dollars | |
| Raven-X | heh | |
| DarkonZero | I've been saying "DAH!" long before you were born. | |
| Locdog07 | moo | |
| Raven-X | NOOO | |
| Raven-X | heh | |
| * DarkonZero at parties.... | ||
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| * DarkonZero at the funeral. | ||
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| Locdog07 | BIG AMERICAN PARTY | |
| * DarkonZero at the surgeons..... | ||
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| Raven-X | I guess I need to invented a new saying | |
| Raven-X | umm SAH! | |
| Raven-X | no that doesn't work | |
| * DarkonZero getting his breatwork done.... | ||
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| DarkonZero | BREAT! | |
| DarkonZero | DAH! | |
| Raven-X | heh we need to invent a new swear word, one that is worse than the f word | |
| DarkonZero | WOODLE! | |
| Raven-X | something so obscene, so fowl, that you would be shot dead if you said it to someone | |
| DarkonZero | WOODLE! | |
| Raven-X | HOW DARE YOU SAY WOODLE | |
| * Raven-X shoots DarkonZero | ||
| Locdog07 | weedle. | |
| Raven-X | heh | |
| DarkonZero | Weedle? | |
| DarkonZero | Not threatening enough. | |
| DarkonZero | Weedle? | |
| Raven-X | Watch it now, that almosts sounds like the W word | |
| DarkonZero | WOODLE! | |
| * Raven-X shoots Darkon Zero again | ||
| Raven-X | heh | |
| * DarkonZero goes by his nick that others gave him, "Discovery Zone" and then goes and ask some women to "play". | ||
| Raven-X | heh | |
| DarkonZero | WOODLE! | |
| * Raven-X shoots DZ again | ||
| DarkonZero | DAMN WOODLING TIME! | |
| Raven-X | heh | |
| Raven-X | wait that sounds like wood ling | |
| Locdog07 | weedle. | |
| Locdog07 | was ling | |
| DarkonZero | FAFFERTY! | |
| Raven-X | why don't we work on the existing cuss words, and just change them into something else | |
| Raven-X | Sussy | |
| Locdog07 | Suppy. | |
| Raven-X | Fhif | |
| DarkonZero | QUIT YOUR FAFFERTYING! | |
| Raven-X | heh | |
| Raven-X | Quit Maperbating in the bathroom | |
| Locdog07 | Mepitansbating | |
| DarkonZero | Ok... | |
| Locdog07 | Mepitating! | |
| Raven-X | that's disgusting I don't want to clean up all your Shum | |
| * Locdog07 does. | ||
| Raven-X | heh | |
| DarkonZero | FAFFERTY! | |
| * DarkonZero feels like yelling "FAFFERTY" on a phone. | ||
| Raven-X | hold on I need to take a crit | |
| Locdog07 | yes | |
| Locdog07 | dial a random number | |
| Locdog07 | and yell "FAFFERTY!" | |
| DarkonZero | Loc...what's your number? | |
| * Raven-X stubs his toe | ||
| Raven-X | AHHHHHH CRIT | |
| Locdog07 | no. | |
| DarkonZero | FAFFERTY! | |
| Locdog07 | you are nothing but a mepitater. | |
| Raven-X | heh I dare you to call a local business on Guam | |
| Raven-X | and yell FAFFERTY | |
| DarkonZero | I said FAFFERTY earlier.....and DA thought it was funnt. | |
| Raven-X | hold on let me get out my phone book | |
| Raven-X | k I got it | |
| DarkonZero | I wonder if I yell "FAFFERTY" on any random number and someone answers.......I wonder what the odds are that the person will say "This is Fafferty...." | |
| Locdog07 | Heheh | |
| Locdog07 | That would be great | |
| Raven-X | but you have to be willing to pay long distance for the prank phone call, sort of ruins the purpose | |
| Locdog07 | He'd be this lonely old guy | |
| Raven-X | heh | |
| Locdog07 | And he'd be like "Someone enthusiastic to talk to me???" | |
| Locdog07 | "This is the happiest day of my life!" | |
| Locdog07 | And you'd just put the phone down | |
| Raven-X | heh | |
| Locdog07 | and he'd die of death. | |
| Raven-X | but Fafferty doesn't sound so nasty | |
| Locdog07 | I know. | |
| Locdog07 | That's why DZ is a sinner. | |
| Raven-X | he's well, I'll let TonBH answer that one | |
| Locdog07 | look up Fafferty in the phone book! | |
| Raven-X | heh | |
| DarkonZero | On Halloween.....friends of mine will make me a mask outta a soccer ball (I hope they do) and I'm gonna wear it and run into the employee dining room of my workplace and yell "I KICK THINGS!" and then kick the huge pumpkins that are in there. | |
| Locdog07 | that would be fun. | |
| DarkonZero | Then I'm gonna be this guy from a Coke commercial that they say that I look like and dance in the theme park. | |
| Raven-X | well there is a fantasy message in the phone book, but no Fafferty | |
| Raven-X | Massage | |
| Locdog07 | fantasy massage! | |
| Locdog07 | call them! | |
| Locdog07 | And say "FAFFERTY MESSAGE!" | |
| DarkonZero | Fantasy Message....you are not really getting this. | |
| Raven-X | I'm on the internet I can't do that | |
| DarkonZero | Raven-X you went all the way down to a payphone to call Bob's VMB. | |
| Locdog07 | heheh | |
| Raven-X | Fantasy Message would be something like "ohh I really love when you write to me <please make payment of 19.99 buy credit card to finish this message>" | |
| Raven-X | true | |
| Locdog07 | true. | |
| Raven-X | its only across the street | |
| Raven-X | but that call was free | |
| DarkonZero | Oh yeah..... | |
| Locdog07 | I AM THE MOUNTIE | |
| DarkonZero | Damn.....call a friends' house. | |
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| Raven-X | if I make a payment on a prank call I'd look more of an idiot than I already am | |
| *** SHade has joined #Deep13 | ||
| Locdog07 | hey shade | |
| *** DarkAngel has quit IRC (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by SHade))) | ||
| *** DarkAngel has left IRC | ||
| *** SHade is now known as DarkAngel | ||
| *** DarkAngel is on IRC | ||
| Locdog07 | wow | |
| DarkonZero | me and a friend used to call a guys' house with his computer....just to hear him say "Hello?" | |
| Raven-X | hmm maybe I should have a really feminine name too, how does Eyeshadow sound | |
| Raven-X | heh | |
| DarkonZero | It was fun for about a minute. | |
| DarkonZero | FAFFERTY! | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'mountie.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Leave my FAFFERTY alone! | |
| Locdog07 | no | |
| * Locdog07 eats DZ's fafferty | ||
| Raven-X | heh | |
| * DarkonZero takes what is left of his FAFFERTY and goes home. | ||
| DarkonZero | YIPPEE PORN E-MAIL! | |
| Locdog07 | you suck, Rave | |
| DarkonZero | *delete* | |
| Raven-X | heh | |
| Raven-X | your talking about my connection? | |
| Locdog07 | yes | |
| -> [Raven-X] PING | ||
| Raven-X | I'm downloading netscape right now | |
| DarkonZero | SKANK FRITTERS! | |
| Raven-X | heh | |
| Raven-X | yummy | |
| DarkonZero | I was watching MTV's jackass.......some guy planned out a stunt of him diving into elephant poo..... | |
| DarkonZero | And he did it. | |
| DarkonZero | Guess he found that jumping into an elephant's butt nuggets would make him popular. | |
| Locdog07 | it was you, wasn't it? | |
| Raven-X | heh | |
| DarkonZero | Naw.....they'd never have me on TV. | |
| Locdog07 | BUTT NUGGET | |
| Locdog07 | ASS CHEESE | |
| Raven-X | sad really | |
| DarkonZero | I typed that all out so I can type out "elephant's butt nuggets". | |
| DarkonZero | And I did. | |
| * Locdog07 uses DZ's scrotum guitar | ||
| DarkonZero | But I'm a bit disappointed on how I delivered it. | |
| Raven-X | heh | |
| DarkonZero | LOC! LEAVE MY GRAPE SAC ALONE! | |
| DarkonZero | Wait.... | |
| Locdog07 | grapes, eh? | |
| * Locdog07 snickers | ||
| Raven-X | yeah don't you know he got that from a Hoem gamer | |
| Locdog07 | Raisins more like. | |
| DarkonZero | MY KIWI SAC! | |
| Raven-X | sort of lookes like a rotten mango | |
| DarkonZero | Damn.... | |
| * DarkonZero sulks.... | ||
| Locdog07 | with worms. | |
| * DarkonZero then HULKS! | ||
| Locdog07 | He's hulking up. | |
| DarkonZero | DZ SMASH! | |
| Raven-X | Hulka Maniacster | |
| Locdog07 | wow, his grapes got smaller. | |
| * DarkonZero smashes Loc's fave hairpin. | ||
| Raven-X | DZ the D Mister | |
| Locdog07 | I hate hairpins | |
| Raven-X | heh | |
| Raven-X | I hate everything | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....who thinks I wents nuts this past 20 mins. or so? | |
| Raven-X | heh | |
| Raven-X | literally | |
| * Locdog07 wants to go visit Laura again but can't till March waaaaaaah! | ||
| Raven-X | I sure hope that was a figure of speech DZ | |
| DarkonZero | I can figure my speech? | |
| DarkonZero | WOW! | |
| DarkonZero | WOODLE! | |
| Raven-X | Laura who? | |
| * Raven-X shoots DZ | ||
| Locdog07 | Laura my friend Laura. | |
| Raven-X | ok | |
| * DarkonZero strips bare and runs around bolt nekkid! | ||
| Locdog07 | She's a wiccan. | |
| Raven-X | heh | |
| * Locdog07 eyes the nude robutt. | ||
| Raven-X | ahh so shes a Pagan | |
| DarkonZero | LOOK AT MY EXHAUST PORT! | |
| DarkonZero | LOVE IT! | |
| DarkonZero | Wait... | |
| DarkonZero | DON'T LOVE IT! | |
| Locdog07 | Yes... | |
| Raven-X | exhaust Port, you mean your asshole? | |
| Raven-X | heh | |
| Locdog07 | She's a genius, too. | |
| Locdog07 | so :P | |
| Raven-X | heh I'm just came up to the conclusion that paper is eneffecient, and we shoudl top using paper and use an electronic medium insted | |
| Raven-X | stop using paper | |
| Locdog07 | Then Raven was shot dead. | |
| Raven-X | heh | |
| DarkonZero | Tree huggers would love Raven. | |
| Locdog07 | tree huggers. | |
| DarkonZero | Then rape him with a tree branch. | |
| Raven-X | well I coulld use a decent wodden chair | |
| Locdog07 | Evil Dead. | |
| Raven-X | Wooden | |
| Raven-X | heh | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'mountie.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| Raven-X | what the hell was that | |
| Raven-X | ? | |
| Raven-X | it played like 1/3 of a second of audio | |
| DarkonZero | <Raven-X> THE VOICES! STOP! | |
| Raven-X | heh | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'mountie.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| Raven-X | <DZ> EVERYONE LOVE MY BUTT | |
| DarkonZero | YEAH! | |
| DarkonZero | LOVE IT! LOVE IT LIKE IT WAS YOUR GRANDMA! | |
| Locdog07 | <Raven> EVERYONE NUCK BY BUTT!" | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'xpacfunny.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| Raven-X | how could you Loc | |
| Raven-X | heh | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'brithead.wav' | ||
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | <Raven-X> Wow! Was that mahogany? | |
| DarkonZero | Ok....who thinks we are going too far? | |
| Raven-X | <Raven-X> oh my God I ran so fast I can see myself being rapped with a tree branch | |
| Locdog07 | De does. | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah.... | |
| DarkonZero | After calling her French for a good 10 mins. | |
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| Raven-X | when when are we gonna get to the ME and DE of it all? | |
| *** UrbanD is on IRC | ||
| *** UrbanD has joined #Deep13 | ||
| *** ChanServ sets mode: +o UrbanD | ||
| * UrbanD ninjas his way in, pretty pretty dancing all the while. | ||
| Locdog07 | you and De, eh? | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'prettydancing.wav' | ||
| [UrbanD SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | hiya Urb. | |
| DarkonZero | URB! | |
| UrbanD | hi there | |
| UrbanD | hi loc | |
| UrbanD | hey dz | |
| Raven-X | heyah | |
| DarkonZero | Urb...we are being a bunch of sick bastards now......wanna be part of it? | |
| Raven-X | yes all because of WOODLE | |
| * Raven-X shoots himself | ||
| DarkonZero | WOODLE! | |
| * Raven-X shoots DZ | ||
| DarkonZero | FAFFERTY! | |
| UrbanD | topic #Deep13 <DarkonZero> WOODLE! | |
| UrbanD | oops. | |
| *** UrbanD changes topic to '<DarkonZero> WOODLE!' | ||
| Raven-X | heh | |
| DarkonZero | YEAH! | |
| *** Locdog07 changes topic to 'ENOUGH OF YOUR FAFFERTY!' | ||
| DarkonZero | LOVE MY BUTT LIKE IT WAS YOUR GRANDMA! | |
| UrbanD | O_O | |
| DarkonZero | There's a topic. | |
| DarkonZero | FAFFERTY! | |
| Raven-X | <DarkonZero> MY BUM BUM IS ON EVERRRYYYYONE!!!!! | |
| Locdog07 | <Sentroid91> the bum is on the poo | |
| DarkonZero | Wow.....Urb is disturbed. | |
| DarkonZero | So.... | |
| DarkonZero | LOVE MY BUTT LIKE IT WAS YOUR GRANDMA! | |
| Locdog07 | I'M THE MOUNTIE! | |
| DarkonZero | Hehehe.... | |
| DarkonZero | There...that's the topic! | |
| * Locdog07 blinks | ||
| Raven-X | heh | |
| Locdog07 | ONE MAN THAT IS HOT! HOT TO TROT! | |
| DarkonZero | Butt....methinks that it will be blown out......of proportion. | |
| Locdog07 | everyone's connection sucks today | |
| DarkonZero | I'm on a network. | |
| Locdog07 | you suck! | |
| DarkonZero | Shared bandwidth. | |
| DarkonZero | Oh well.... | |
| DarkonZero | maybe later. | |
| DarkonZero | Now.... | |
| DarkonZero | Urb.... | |
| [Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | I gotta delete it..... | |
| Raven-X | actualy mine is doing pretty goo today, I'm downloading netscape at 3.6 kb per second | |
| Locdog07 | goo | |
| Locdog07 | itchy itchy goo, got me thinkin' of you | |
| Locdog07 | itchy goo, itchy goo, oh baby, I love you | |
| Raven-X | I'm 96 percent done | |
| Locdog07 | itchy goo, itchy goo, itchy goo goo goo | |
| Locdog07 | it's all I wanna do | |
| Locdog07 | WHAMMO | |
| DarkonZero | Raven...send it my way. | |
| Locdog07 | What about him? WHAT ABOUT RAVEN-X? | |
| UrbanD | huh. | |
| *** UrbanD has quit IRC (Quit: this is your world in which we grow, and we will grow to hate you.) | ||
| *** UrbanD has left IRC | ||
| Locdog07 | Urb is a jerk. | |
| Locdog07 | heheh | |
| DarkonZero | Urb is now stunned at our display of.....um.....what shall we call it? | |
| DarkonZero | WOODLE! | |
| Locdog07 | stunningness. | |
| *** DeRaptor is on IRC | ||
| *** DeRaptor has joined #Deep13 | ||
| *** ChanServ sets mode: +o DeRaptor | ||
| DarkonZero | YEAH! | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'greetings.wav' | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | WOODLE! | |
| * DeRaptor leaps into #Deep13 and greets all the beautiful mutants! | ||
| *** ChanServ sets mode: +o DeRaptor | ||
| Locdog07 | hey Dino | |
| DeRaptor | poof. | |
| DarkonZero | GOD DAMN FAFFERTY! | |
| DeRaptor | woodle noodle. | |
| Locdog07 | FAFFERTY! | |
| DeRaptor | what's fafferty? | |
| Locdog07 | Sergeant Fafferty. | |
| DarkonZero | SHUT YOUR FAFFERTY! | |
| DarkonZero | SKANK FRITTERS! | |
| DeRaptor | is fafferty the stuff that forms on top of instant coffee? | |
| DarkonZero | And now.....more FAFFERTY! | |
| Locdog07 | Probly. | |
| DarkonZero | FAFFERTY! | |
| Locdog07 | DOUSE YOURSELF IN FAFFERTY! | |
| Raven-X | well I gotta go | |
| Raven-X | goodbye everyone | |
| Locdog07 | bye ravey | |
| DarkonZero | Later Raven. | |
| *** Raven-X has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving) | ||
| *** Raven-X has left IRC | ||
| DarkonZero | Guess the woodling got to him. | |
| Locdog07 | Guess so. | |
| DarkonZero | WOODLE! | |
| * DarkonZero forgot he's bolt nekkid. | ||
| DarkonZero | Ooops! | |
| * Locdog07 blinks | ||
| * DarkonZero runs. | ||
| Locdog07 | your bolts are winking at us. | |
| DarkonZero | Cool.....thanks. | |
| * DarkonZero puts his outer layer back on. | ||
| DarkonZero | Hey.....this thong isn't mine! | |
| DarkonZero | Who wants it? | |
| * DarkonZero throws the thong away. | ||
| * Locdog07 tries it on | ||
| DarkonZero | Very fitting..... | |
| Locdog07 | it has Chuck's name tag in it. | |
| DarkonZero | Burn 'em. | |
| DeRaptor | oh my. | |
| * Locdog07 burns the thong | ||
| DarkonZero | Now put them on De's head. | |
| DeRaptor | are you going to burn his pink underwear too? | |
| DeRaptor | hey! | |
| * Locdog07 burns it all | ||
| DeRaptor | do not put burning thongs on my head! | |
| * Locdog07 burns down the house! | ||
| DarkonZero | De....it' | |
| Locdog07 | De it | |
| DeRaptor | oh no! you burnt his bubbles underwear! | |
| DarkonZero | s very fitting. | |
| Locdog07 | Just De it. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'burningdownthehouse.mid' | ||
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Naw....I wouldn't De it. | |
| Locdog07 | Chuck has bubble-wrap underwear? | |
| Locdog07 | I wanna pop some... | |
| DarkonZero | I wouldn't De it if I had to. | |
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| *** DarkAngel has left IRC | ||
| * DarkonZero needs his soccerball mask so he can kick things. | ||
| DeRaptor | I bet you can see through bubble-wrap underwear. | |
| * Locdog07 coughs | ||
| DarkonZero | De is stoned. | |
| DarkonZero | No doubt about it. | |
| DeRaptor | <Loc> mmmmmmmm...see through melt underwear. | |
| * Locdog07 grrrrs! | ||
| Locdog07 | not that there's anything there that hasn't melted off. | |
| DarkonZero | YEEGH! | |
| DeRaptor | O__O | |
| * Locdog07 hides | ||
| DarkonZero | Now you two quit playing with Melty's undies and be nice. | |
| Locdog07 | awww | |
| * Locdog07 puts a scorpion in his underwear drawer and walks away | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok...you can continue being mean. | |
| Locdog07 | nah | |
| Locdog07 | It's ok | |
| * DeRaptor replaces the scorpion with candy. | ||
| * Locdog07 watches De get stung by the scorpion | ||
| DarkonZero | Melty will now have a lollipop stuck to his crotch. | |
| Locdog07 | heheh | |
| Locdog07 | wow | |
| Locdog07 | Nobody would wanna lick that. | |
| DarkonZero | Well De planned it that way. | |
| Locdog07 | gives new meaning to the word candy cane... | |
| Locdog07 | O_O | |
| * Locdog07 coughs | ||
| DarkonZero | Should I run now? | |
| DarkonZero | Naww..... | |
| DeRaptor | EEEEEEEK! | |
| DeRaptor | you should all be ashamed! | |
| DarkonZero | I'm never ashamned. | |
| DarkonZero | I can't even spell it. | |
| Locdog07 | hmmm | |
| DeRaptor | yeah, that's the problem. | |
| DarkonZero | Where is a problem? | |
| Locdog07 | heheh | |
| Locdog07 | He's a sham. | |
| * DarkonZero points to the ceiling. | ||
| DarkonZero | Now that's a problem.....all the leaking and stuff.......and that's just DK. | |
| Locdog07 | wow! | |
| Locdog07 | Don't talk about De leaking | |
| Locdog07 | uh... Deek leaking | |
| Locdog07 | Deeking! | |
| DeRaptor | wow. | |
| DarkonZero | Hehehehe.... | |
| DeRaptor | does DeeK leak all over the floor around his perch? | |
| DarkonZero | Well....De has a problem with leaking but that's a whole other matter. | |
| * Locdog07 shall now go and hide somewhere | ||
| Locdog07 | goodbye! | |
| * Locdog07 waves | ||
| DarkonZero | Bye. | |
| DeRaptor | .....IDONWANNAKNOW | |
| Locdog07 | your are all special! | |
| DeRaptor | b'bye | |
| * Locdog07 walks out mocking the confused melting person | ||
| *** Locdog07 has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving) | ||
| *** Locdog07 has left IRC | ||
| DeRaptor | craaaazy maaaan | |
| DarkonZero | Well....I'll take leave. | |
| DeRaptor | okay bye bye | |
| DarkonZero | WOOTA! | |
| DarkonZero | Say goodbye to me! I'm going M.I.A.! | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Sun Oct 22 23:34:23 2000 | ||
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