| Session Start: Sat Oct 21 23:24:36 2000 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'Oh Lord, bless this thine hand grenade, and that it my blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy...' | ||
| *** Set by Greidanus on Sat Oct 21 19:26:24 | ||
| DeRaptor | heeeeey deez. | |
|---|---|---|
| * DeRaptor runs. | ||
| DarkonZero | NO DEEZ! | |
| jasoN | HIDZ | |
| DarkAngel | Hi DZ | |
| RobertoKay | And so, that means having drugs are natural rights of ours. | |
| * TonicBH milky way | ||
| RobertoKay | DZ!!! | |
| DarkonZero | HEKKO! | |
| TonicBH | Dark Zero! | |
| DarkonZero | Now.....where did Miss France run off to? | |
| RobertoKay | DA, you misunderstood. Jesus didn't create the platypus. | |
| DarkAngel | He didn't? | |
| DeRaptor | Miss France is melt, right? | |
| DarkonZero | Jesus created water polo. | |
| RobertoKay | God did. | |
| RobertoKay | Remember? Jesus couldn't create anything. | |
| DarkAngel | Ah, but we were TALKING about god. | |
| DarkAngel | Oh wait | |
| DarkAngel | Nevermind. | |
| DeRaptor | except a lot of wine. I guess that was the best thing he could find to get intoxicated with. | |
| RobertoKay | No, were talking about Jesus. | |
| DarkonZero | Religious Discussion 101? | |
| RobertoKay | Yeah. Discussing whether Jesus was high or not. | |
| DarkonZero | Jesus looked like a hippie..... | |
| RobertoKay | DA stated that Jesus was high because he created the platypus. | |
| DarkonZero | So..... | |
| RobertoKay | He did. | |
| RobertoKay | More so on "Jesus Christ Superstar." | |
| * TonicBH downloads Lump | ||
| * DarkonZero makes a lump. | ||
| DarkonZero | Ooops. | |
| DeRaptor | so, melt is still jesus, right? | |
| DarkonZero | Melty is the happy-go-lucky hippie. | |
| TonicBH | No, the SONG Lump, DZ! | |
| RobertoKay | <TonicBH> Don't mock my favorite song! | |
| DarkonZero | <TonicBH> Now I gotta make a lump. | |
| * TonicBH smacks Rob | ||
| TonicBH | Lump is NOT my fave song | |
| TonicBH | DTBS is. | |
| RobertoKay | DT... BS? | |
| DarkonZero | Dottie The Bisexual Surgeon? | |
| RobertoKay | And I was kidding with you, Tonic, which was the basis of my first joke. | |
| TonicBH | Dare to be Stupid | |
| RobertoKay | Oh. | |
| RobertoKay | It's not a bad song. | |
| DarkonZero | Sancho.....more work on the subtle humor for the simple to understand. | |
| RobertoKay | True that, | |
| RobertoKay | Period. | |
| DarkonZero | And now for something completely chaotic. | |
| RobertoKay | Yes. | |
| RobertoKay | I think we were having a discussion on stoned deities. | |
| * TonicBH thinks he has more Weird Al MP3s than anybody else in the room | ||
| DarkonZero | Well.....if there is a God...he/she must be stoned in order to create a platypus. | |
| * DarkAngel would have more than Tonic, if he had the HD space, and a CD that would work with CD-Audio. | ||
| TonicBH | correction: Jurassic Park is my favorite. | |
| RobertoKay | How many, Tonic? | |
| DarkonZero | <TonicBH> 3 | |
| TonicBH | hold on... | |
| RobertoKay | And don't think that I'm betting against you. | |
| DarkAngel | I have nearly 10 Weird Al CDs :P | |
| DeRaptor | I think you need to be more stoned to create humans than to create a platypus... | |
| TonicBH | 15, including 1 music video. | |
| DarkAngel | 15 mp3s? | |
| jasoN | i have all of Weird Al's CD's, so your mp3s don't impress me much | |
| DarkonZero | Shall we point and laugh? | |
| DarkAngel | Hehe.. | |
| DarkAngel | I don't have many Weird Al mp3s, becasue THEYRE ALL ON CD | |
| * DarkAngel points to his collection. | ||
| TonicBH | & 1 Video. | |
| jasoN | i dont get how people have so many mp3s...my harddrive is full as so as it is | |
| RobertoKay | My number is smaller, although I have 13. | |
| RobertoKay | But no videos. | |
| TonicBH | N: INCLUDING Both Greatest Hits, Al in the Box, The TV & Food ALbums? | |
| DarkAngel | Running with Scissors comes with a video. | |
| RobertoKay | Not necessarily a music video, DA. | |
| jasoN | dont have al in the box | |
| TonicBH | 3 words: Uninstalling useless crap | |
| jasoN | but i have the others | |
| DarkAngel | Its still a video. | |
| TonicBH | 17DarkA17ngel1: Not on mine. | |
| TonicBH | Just 12 f'in tracks. | |
| * TonicBH writes note to kill Bill Gates | ||
| TonicBH | But, I bought mine in August 2000 | |
| RobertoKay | By the way, my MP3 count has increased up to 200+ | |
| RobertoKay | 211, methinks. | |
| * TonicBH wants Al in the Box more than any other album | ||
| * TonicBH wants CD Singles of Al as well. | ||
| DarkonZero | I had over 500......but those were all I made myself. | |
| * TonicBH splashes everyone with water | ||
| * DeRaptor splashes ton with NaOH. | ||
| * DarkonZero kicks the two ninnyhammers. | ||
| DarkonZero | STOP IT! | |
| DarkonZero | FEEBS! | |
| * TonicBH still wants CD Singles of Weird Al | ||
| * DarkAngel hides his CDs | ||
| jasoN | 2Quote:15,2 <ItIsTheCambotWhoIsMad> BobIshmael--$2.50. DeRaptor--$3.99. Goku--$3.64. Lyrics to Mr. Roboto--Priceless. Some things can't be bought, but for everthing else, there's American Express...unless you're Locdog. | |
| * TonicBH gasps | ||
| * DeRaptor wonders why there are so many flies in her room all of a sudden. | ||
| DarkAngel | Take a shower, De. | |
| * DarkAngel runs. | ||
| TonicBH | DZ said a De word | |
| jasoN | hehe | |
| DeRaptor | they're like all flying at my light. | |
| DarkonZero | Uh-huh..... | |
| TonicBH | hehe | |
| [TonicBH:#Deep13 PING] | ||
| DarkAngel | De, stop using the bug zapper as a room light. | |
| DarkonZero | Guess they're smart. | |
| DeRaptor | feh | |
| -> [TonicBH] PING | ||
| * TonicBH has 4 CDs unrelated to normal music | ||
| TonicBH | & she said, "feh". | |
| jasoN | 2Quote:15,2 <Locdog07> * MeltingMan ponders the book "1001 Naughty uses for PEZ"..... <Locdog07> <TServo4> heh....oh deeeeee.... | |
| jasoN | 2Quote:15,2 * DeRaptor juggles her nuts. <DeRaptor> whee! | |
| DarkAngel | lol | |
| DarkonZero | What a haunting thought. | |
| DarkonZero | I thought her being French was bad. | |
| jasoN | 2Quote:15,2 <CallipyG> i'm moist! | |
| DarkonZero | Just as bad. | |
| DarkAngel | lol | |
| jasoN | 2Quote:15,2 <Immortal> whiff my anus, now! | |
| jasoN | they're not getting any better, huh? | |
| TonicBH | A Weird Al CD-$15. Another Weird Al CD-$15. Permanent Record: Al in the Box-$35. Getting an autograph from Weird Al-Priceless. There's some things money can't buy, everything else, there's some cheap card with a small credit limit. | |
| DarkAngel | No, not really. | |
| TonicBH | What? | |
| jasoN | 2Quote:15,2 <Timmyling> Wow, "IMM" is in "Timmyling." <Greidanus> heh * jasoN refrains <DeRaptor> and N is in Greidanus....WAIT! EWWW! AGH! * DeRaptor runs. | |
| TonicBH | What, Mastercard? | |
| DarkAngel | THAT ONE IS BETTAH | |
| DarkAngel | Tonic is lagging. | |
| jasoN | 2Quote:15,2 <Sentroid91> <Mepitans> HAHA! NAKED DARKRAI MAKES ME NUTS JUGGLE! | |
| DarkAngel | .jquote | |
| jasoN | 2Quote:15,2 <jasoN> be a man <UrbanD> no. | |
| * TonicBH smacks himself | ||
| TonicBH | jquote | |
| * jasoN smacks tonic | ||
| DeRaptor | /addq <Timmyling> Wow, "IMM" is in "Timmyling." <Greidanus> heh * jasoN refrains <DeRaptor> and N is in Greidanus....WAIT! EWWW! AGH! * DeRaptor runs. | |
| DeRaptor | [23:53] <TonicBH> What, Mastercard? | |
| DeRaptor | d'oh | |
| DeRaptor | /addq <Timmyling> Wow, "IMM" is in "Timmyling." <Greidanus> heh * jasoN refrains <DeRaptor> and N is in Greidanus....WAIT! EWWW! AGH! * DeRaptor runs. | |
| DeRaptor | [23:53] <TonicBH> What, Mastercard? | |
| DeRaptor | argh | |
| DeRaptor | Added quote 0,1<Timmyling> Wow, "IMM" is in "Timmyling." <Greidanus> heh * jasoN refrains <DeRaptor> and N is in Greidanus....WAIT! EWWW! AGH! * DeRaptor runs. | |
| DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
| DeRaptor | there | |
| jasoN | QUOTE THIEF!! | |
| jasoN | QUOTE THIEF!! | |
| TonicBH | Yes. | |
| DeRaptor | YEAH! | |
| TonicBH | What should I do! | |
| DarkonZero | N....remember.....De can't find hunor by herself.... | |
| jasoN | 2Quote containing quote stealer:15,2 <Goku> QUOTE STEALER!!!!!!!!!!!! <Goku> QUOTE STEALER!!!!!!!!!!!! <Goku> NO! <Goku> AGH!!!!!!!!!! <Sloloem> I was there last night when it was said <Sloloem> I just didn't quote then <Sloloem> I have log proof <Goku> Jeeze, I don't care that much | |
| DarkonZero | HUNOR! | |
| *** TonicBH has quit IRC (Quit: Do NOT mess with me, punk.) | ||
| DarkonZero | Humor even. | |
| *** RobertoKay has quit IRC (Quit: ¿Quien soy yo? Find out at http://www.crosswinds.net/~manosmen) | ||
| *** RobertoKay has left IRC | ||
| jasoN | 2Quote:15,2 <UrbanD> r u ppls on it now? | |
| DarkonZero | Robby leaving unannounced.......that ain't kosher. | |
| jasoN | i am offended | |
| DarkonZero | As am I. | |
| DarkAngel | UH OH | |
| * jasoN files a formal complaint | ||
| * DarkonZero files an umformal complaint...but is equally as good as N's complaint. | ||
| jasoN | 2Quote:15,2 * TonicBH is listening to Weird ak <TonicBH> Ack <TonicBH> Al, even <Greidanus> weird ACK! | |
| DarkonZero | UM! | |
| *** TonicBH has joined #Deep13 | ||
| jasoN | well done, DZ | |
| DarkonZero | I guess I get my "n" and "m" mixed up nowdays. | |
| jasoN | it happens | |
| * TonicBH just got a kooky email about porn | ||
| DarkAngel | I like umformal complaints. | |
| jasoN | kooky porn! | |
| TonicBH | The email address: ivanahumpalot@iwon.com | |
| DarkonZero | <TonicBH> I check it out later when no one knows. | |
| jasoN | <TonicBH> Oh, kooky porn, take me away | |
| * TonicBH smacks DZ | ||
| DarkonZero | I'M GIVING YA A BOOT TO THE HEAD! | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| * DarkonZero gave TonicBH a BOOT TO THE HEAD! | ||
| * jasoN ducks | ||
| DarkonZero | There....I feel better. | |
| * TonicBH smacks N | ||
| * TonicBH falls to floor & sees stars | ||
| DarkonZero | I'd give De a BOOT TO THE HEAD......but it ain't Christmas yet. | |
| DarkonZero | |:) | |
| DarkonZero | DAMN UNIBROW! | |
| jasoN | 2Quote:15,2 <MSTAnon> Woo-hoo! Thanks, jasoN! <ThejasoN> is that one ok? <DarkonZero> <MSTAnon> NO! MAKE MORE! <DarkonZero> <MSTAnon> MAKE MORE OR THIS DOMINATRIX WILL BEAT YOU...and I'll watch. <MeltingMan> Hehehe....wow | |
| * TonicBH sleeps | ||
| jasoN | DZ, that's one of your best quotes ever | |
| *** TonicBH is now known as Tonic-Knockedout | ||
| jasoN | On that day, you became my hero | |
| DarkonZero | I thought my quote about Plankster was funnt. | |
| DarkonZero | Awww...thanks. | |
| jasoN | which one was that? | |
| DarkonZero | His identity crisis. | |
| jasoN | 15No quotes containing 2Plankster15 were in my file. | |
| DarkAngel | jquote, search Plankster | |
| jasoN | 15No quote containing 2Plankster15 were in my file. | |
| DarkonZero | I'm talkin' of Bobby Plank. | |
| DarkonZero | Er.....whatever he's going by now. | |
| DarkonZero | Nut Juggler..... | |
| Session Close: Sun Oct 22 00:00:00 2000 | ||
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