| Session Start: Fri Oct 20 00:00:00 2000 | ||
| Session Time: Fri Oct 20 00:00:00 2000 | ||
| jasoN | loc, is that what you think of when you need sleep? | |
|---|---|---|
| Locdog07 | Yes. | |
| jasoN | Ah. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok... | |
| jasoN | Perhaps it's bed time then ;) | |
| Locdog07 | Once your head was a giant penis, N. | |
| jasoN | NO. | |
| DarkonZero | Wow. | |
| Locdog07 | De's head was a giant turkey leg. | |
| DarkonZero | Hehehe....really? | |
| jasoN | no, that's actually true | |
| Locdog07 | yep | |
| Locdog07 | oh | |
| Locdog07 | That explains why her head is tasty. | |
| jasoN | i asked her once | |
| DarkonZero | Wow....again. | |
| * Locdog07 chews off De's nose | ||
| DeRaptor | My head is a GIANT PULSATING BRAIN! SWARMING WITH COCKROACHES! | |
| Locdog07 | tasty cockroach brain! | |
| DarkonZero | De....quit being normal. | |
| DeRaptor | HAHAHAHAHAHAHA | |
| DeRaptor | normal? | |
| Locdog07 | Yeah, De. | |
| Locdog07 | Quit it. | |
| Locdog07 | You're scaring us. | |
| DeRaptor | ONLY FOR ME I LIKE CROISSANTS | |
| DarkonZero | NO! | |
| DarkonZero | SHE'S FRENCH! | |
| Locdog07 | NOOOO! | |
| DarkonZero | RUN! | |
| * DarkonZero runs away..... | ||
| DeRaptor | I can like croissants without being french! | |
| Locdog07 | no wonder her armpits are the way they are! | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah right, FRENCHIE! | |
| jasoN | hehe | |
| Locdog07 | She doesn't shave her legs. Further incriminating evidence. | |
| jasoN | and she's wearing a baret | |
| Locdog07 | Yeah! | |
| Locdog07 | My God! | |
| Locdog07 | De is French! | |
| Locdog07 | Susan De La Morgannes. | |
| DeRaptor | IT IS NOT A BERET I HATE YOU ALL YOU STUPID FRENCHIES!@ | |
| Locdog07 | Hey, now De's head is a french fry... | |
| DarkonZero | I'm not French. | |
| * Locdog07 dips De's head in batter. | ||
| DeRaptor | Just because I wear a leather hat and I'm too lazy to shave and I like greasy bread products! geez! | |
| Locdog07 | You are so French, De. | |
| jasoN | you are VERY french | |
| DeRaptor | I'm Italian, actually. | |
| jasoN | you are as french as Sent is canadian | |
| [DeRaptor SOUND] | ||
| Locdog07 | You giggle so much cuz you're thinking of that great Jerry Lewis movie you once saw. | |
| Locdog07 | it all fits in place. | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'frenchinsults1.wav' | ||
| [jasoN SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok...stop or I'll die laughing at all this. | |
| Locdog07 | Heheh. | |
| DeRaptor | I'm half Italian and half Australian and half Canadian, but I am NOT FRENCH! | |
| DarkonZero | French Canadian! | |
| DeRaptor | AM NOT! | |
| Locdog07 | And look! She's called DE-Raptor. | |
| Locdog07 | De is such a french name! | |
| DeRaptor | I'm from the very English speaking part of Canada | |
| DeRaptor | IT CAN BE SPANISH! OR EVEN LATIN! | |
| Locdog07 | IT'S FRENCH | |
| jasoN | i agree with Loc this time | |
| Locdog07 | Roman people shaved! | |
| jasoN | you are SO FRENCH | |
| * DeRaptor throws a french skunk at Loc and watches it sexually harass him for the rest of his life. | ||
| * Locdog07 blinks | ||
| * Locdog07 shoots the skunk. | ||
| Locdog07 | YOU ARE FRENCH DE | |
| * DeRaptor shoots Loc. | ||
| * DeRaptor shoots N in the N. | ||
| DarkonZero | Oh god this is fuunt! | |
| * DeRaptor shoots DZ in his tin can. | ||
| * Locdog07 's epiphany is "De is French!" | ||
| DarkonZero | She likes my tin can. | |
| DeRaptor | I like it so much I destroyed it with a rapidly-moving, explosive piece of metal. yep. | |
| DarkonZero | Ok guys we can leave De be. | |
| Locdog07 | She can be alone with her Frenchness. | |
| DeRaptor | fine! You can be alone with your japaneseness, DOG. | |
| * Locdog07 blinks | ||
| DarkonZero | Hey! Don't knock Japan! | |
| DeRaptor | and Darkon, you are SO British. | |
| Locdog07 | I'm not the one who looks like Pikachu! | |
| DeRaptor | yes you are. | |
| jasoN | can i be from Zimbabwe? | |
| DeRaptor | if you want, N. | |
| Locdog07 | I wanna be from Iceland! | |
| jasoN | thank you | |
| DarkonZero | De......my family is from England....actually royalty. | |
| DeRaptor | well, I'm from Australia then. feh. | |
| * Locdog07 becomes a Sumo wrestler and squashes De. | ||
| DeRaptor | shall I call you Duke Darkon then? | |
| DarkonZero | I'm a royal ass. | |
| DarkonZero | :) | |
| Locdog07 | royal pain in the ass | |
| DeRaptor | yep. | |
| DarkonZero | Thanks Loc. | |
| Locdog07 | <Duke Darkon> Shake it, baby | |
| DarkonZero | Heh. | |
| * DeRaptor becomes a Sauroposeidon and steps on Loc. | ||
| * Locdog07 becomes a planet and breaks De. | ||
| * DeRaptor becomes a black hole and destroys Loc completely. | ||
| * Locdog07 becomes God and blinks De out of existance | ||
| DarkonZero | Well..... | |
| Locdog07 | I win. | |
| DarkonZero | That you did. | |
| DarkonZero | Congrats. | |
| * DeRaptor becomes God's supervisor and fires him. | ||
| DarkonZero | Um.... | |
| * Locdog07 becomes God's supervisor's supervisor and fires him. | ||
| DarkonZero | Oh boy. | |
| * jasoN becomes a boot and kicks you all in the head | ||
| DarkonZero | Hey....I had no part. | |
| Locdog07 | careful, you might get stuck in Melt's vagina head. | |
| DarkonZero | I'M GIVING YA A BOOT TO THE HEAD! | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| * DarkonZero gave everyone a BOOT TO THE HEAD! | ||
| * DeRaptor becomes a leather-eating bacteria and devours N. | ||
| * Locdog07 becomes a medicine to kill off De bacteria stuff and... gets spilled on the boot | ||
| DarkonZero | Ok.....happy pretend time is over kids......now back to sub-reality. | |
| DarkonZero | This was funnt.....I almost cried. | |
| Locdog07 | heheh. | |
| Locdog07 | Aww. | |
| Locdog07 | All you do is make people cry, De. | |
| Locdog07 | Much like that one famous French guy. | |
| jasoN | hehe | |
| *** DeRaptor has quit IRC (Ping timeout) | ||
| *** DeRaptor has left IRC | ||
| DarkonZero | ZOINKS! | |
| DarkonZero | Wow.... | |
| DarkonZero | Seriously.....thanks for the laugh guys....I needed it. | |
| Locdog07 | ok | |
| Locdog07 | Heh. | |
| DarkonZero | And now for her return.....we'll attack her with hugs. | |
| *** DeRaptor is on IRC | ||
| Locdog07 | yeah! | |
| DarkonZero | Ready... | |
| *** DeRaptor has joined #Deep13 | ||
| *** ChanServ sets mode: +o DeRaptor | ||
| * DarkonZero hugs De. | ||
| DeRaptor | GRR! | |
| * Locdog07 hugs De! | ||
| jasoN | wb, Frenchie | |
| DarkonZero | WB, that who is French by word! | |
| Locdog07 | what? | |
| DarkonZero | Um.......play along. | |
| Locdog07 | yeah! | |
| * DarkonZero hugs De. | ||
| DarkonZero | There.....now time for a shower. | |
| DarkonZero | Ugh.....what was I thinking? | |
| Locdog07 | De isn't that dirty. | |
| DarkonZero | Well.....in mind....very dirty. | |
| DarkonZero | |:) | |
| DarkonZero | And now.....HAMSTER DANCING! | |
| Locdog07 | heheh | |
| * DarkonZero hamster dances. | ||
| Locdog07 | Choreographed by Marko. | |
| * jasoN shall be going now | ||
| DarkonZero | Later N. | |
| Locdog07 | bye N | |
| jasoN | cya | |
| *** jasoN has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving) | ||
| *** jasoN has left IRC | ||
| *** DeRaptor has quit IRC (Ping timeout) | ||
| *** DeRaptor has left IRC | ||
| DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
| DarkonZero | now De's night. | |
| DarkonZero | Not even. | |
| Locdog07 | eep | |
| DarkonZero | You think we went too far with the French thing? | |
| DarkonZero | I feel we kinda did. | |
| Locdog07 | possibly | |
| Locdog07 | idunno | |
| Locdog07 | De fakes being hurt a lot. | |
| DarkonZero | Yeah....tell me about it. | |
| Locdog07 | Nothing really bothers her much. | |
| Locdog07 | As long as Chuck didn't join in, she prolly doesn't care. | |
| DarkonZero | Of course.....I started it. | |
| DarkonZero | Tee hee. | |
| Locdog07 | heh | |
| DarkonZero | Now.....when do I get my degree in Evil. | |
| Locdog07 | heheh | |
| DarkonZero | And I think you're working on your master in Evil, right? | |
| Locdog07 | Yeah. | |
| Locdog07 | Working on it. | |
| DarkonZero | you'll get it soon enough. | |
| DarkonZero | Stay evil. | |
| * DarkonZero raises a fist. | ||
| * Locdog07 raises his open hand | ||
| Locdog07 | Ha, paper beats scissors. | |
| Locdog07 | uh... stone | |
| DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
| * Locdog07 slaps his forehead | ||
| DarkonZero | You win.... | |
| DarkonZero | You always win. | |
| Locdog07 | Yep. | |
| DarkonZero | I gotta quit playing stone. | |
| Locdog07 | yeah | |
| DarkonZero | Keep winning. | |
| * DarkonZero raises a fist. | ||
| * Locdog07 raises a fist | ||
| DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
| * Locdog07 blinks and punches DZ | ||
| Locdog07 | I win! | |
| DarkonZero | OW! | |
| DarkonZero | Thanks for the shiner. | |
| Locdog07 | no problem, heh | |
| DarkonZero | GEEZ! | |
| DarkonZero | Hmmmm.....guess all we can do is punch each other. | |
| * DarkonZero punches Loc. | ||
| Locdog07 | owie! | |
| * DarkonZero looks around the net for stuff. | ||
| Locdog07 | hmmm | |
| Locdog07 | I gotta go. | |
| Locdog07 | See yas. | |
| DarkonZero | Later. | |
| *** Locdog07 has quit IRC (Broken pipe) | ||
| *** Locdog07 has left IRC | ||
| DarkonZero | Good night sleep room! | |
| DarkonZero | It's the end of all time... | |
| * DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality! | ||
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Fri Oct 20 00:40:13 2000 | ||
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