#Deep13.Mysteria.20001018.log

Session Start: Wed Oct 18 10:48:02 2000
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*** Topic is 'SUBWAY SERIES! SUBWAY SERIES! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! SUBWAY SERIES! | EEP! AN ARMY OF LOCDOG'S!!!! http://members.yahoo.com/interests?.oc=t&.kw=Locdog&.sb=1&.g=0&.ar=0 | Also, another Sentroid exists. However this one has no number, which leads me to believe he's a null. http://profiles.yahoo.com/sentroid'
*** Set by Sentroid91 on Wed Oct 18 07:05:41
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Session Close: Wed Oct 18 11:01:54 2000
Session Start: Wed Oct 18 12:38:33 2000
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*** Topic is 'SUBWAY SERIES! SUBWAY SERIES! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! SUBWAY SERIES! | EEP! AN ARMY OF LOCDOG'S!!!! http://members.yahoo.com/interests?.oc=t&.kw=Locdog&.sb=1&.g=0&.ar=0 | Also, another Sentroid exists. However this one has no number, which leads me to believe he's a null. http://profiles.yahoo.com/sentroid'
*** Set by Sentroid91 on Wed Oct 18 07:05:41
DarkonZeroHEY SLEEPY MCGEE!
Sentroid91PAPPY!
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Sentroid91feh?
DarkonZeroMy crap Shoutcast station is running.
Sentroid91on the shit phone?
DarkonZeroDAMN SHIT PHONE!
Sentroid91The Dam?
Sentroid91<Beavis> Heh. Well i'll be damed.
DarkonZeroDamed?
Sentroid91Dam
Sentroid91as in Hoover Dam
Sentroid91as in Beaver Dam
Sentroid91As in Dam
Sentroid91  9,1Quote containing dike: 1,9 <Bass1> Iám calling in from Holland <Bass1> i am a dike specialist <Cal-Crowe> Do you live near dikes? <Bass1> yes just behind the dikes <Locdog07> Do you ever work on top of dikes? <Sentroid91> LOL! <Locdog07> Do you ever find yourself surrounded by dikes?
Sentroid91GEORGE MICHAEL, THE PIANO MAN: His secret is out! Pop star George
Sentroid91Michael
Sentroid91was revealed as the mystery buyer of John Lennon's piano, shelling out
Sentroid91$2.1
Sentroid91million. According to Reuters, Michael went after the rock and roll
Sentroid91totem
Sentroid91because he wanted it to remain in Britain. The auction was held on
Sentroid91Tuesday
Sentroid91at Hard Rock Cafe branches in London and New York.
Sentroid91XENA'S BIG BREAK: Just a day after the news broke that Xena: Warrior
Sentroid91Princess had been cancelled, series star Lucy Lawless already plotted
Sentroid91her
Sentroid91next move. "I'm looking forward to sleeping in," Lawless announced this
Sentroid91morning while guest-hosting on Live With Regis. "I think I would like
Sentroid91an
Sentroid91open-ended holiday."
Sentroid91SHORT CUTS: Pop star Christina Aguilera is suing her manager, Steven E.
Sentroid91Kurtz, accusing him of having "improper, undue and inappropriate
Sentroid91influence"
Sentroid91over her personal and professional activities, the Los Angeles Times
Sentroid91reports.... Frasier's Kelsey Grammer will play himself in a
Sentroid91Thanksgiving-themed episode of the UPN comedy Girlfriends, to air Nov.
Sentroid9120.
Sentroid91The sitcom star is one of the show's executive producers.
Sentroid91I heard really bad news today
DarkonZeroThat being?
Sentroid91Rage is breaking up
DarkonZeroOh...ok.
Sentroid91DIED TODAY
Sentroid911931: THOMAS ALVA EDISON (age 84), whose Edison Electric Institute
Sentroid91would
Sentroid91produce the short A YOUNG MAN'S FANCY shown in episode 610- THE VIOLENT
Sentroid91YEARS.
Sentroid91I had no idea Edison was born 2 days before I was
Sentroid91You feel like VChatting, Grampy?
Sentroid91I've got soda.
* Sentroid91 burps and the lamp shatters
DarkonZeroHold on.
Sentroid91interesting...
Sentroid91they're gonna have a Scooby Doo/Courage the Cowardly Dog Scare a thon
DarkonZeroI'm in Vchat, you ninnyhammer!
Sentroid91TBH, a presume?
DarkonZeroNo....
Sentroid91no?
DarkonZeroOk...I lied.
Sentroid91d'oh
Sentroid91<DarKrow> Suspenders, dress pants, a white shirt, fake hump (read: pillow), boots, and studded biker mits
Sentroid91<Sentroid91> you fake humped someone?
Sentroid91<DarKrow> no, dumbkopf
Sentroid91<DarKrow> Riff Raff is a hunchback
Sentroid91<Sentroid91> of Notre Dame?
Sentroid91<DarKrow> so I have to put a fake hump under my shirt to make it look right
Sentroid91<DarKrow> I'll show you a pic of what he looks like...
Sentroid91<Sentroid91> you're fake pregnant?
Sentroid91<DarKrow> hold on
Sentroid91<Sentroid91> I know what he looks like, foo
Sentroid91<DarKrow> IN THE BACK OF THE SHIRT!!!!!!
Sentroid91*
Sentroid91* Sentroid91 should make another Wesley Willis/#Deep13 song and include "It is about as fun to mess with DarKrow as it is to hurt DeRaptor" in the lyrics
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* Locdog07 laughs like hell at a joke from Blair Witch 23
Locdog072
Sentroid91It seems like BW 23
Locdog07"How many Heather Donahues does it take to screw in a light bulb?" "I give up, how many?" "JUUUUUUUST OOOOOOONNNEEE!!!!!!!!!!!"!
Locdog07now imagine "Just one" is said in a girly screaming voice
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* JoMomma is back: la la la
DarkonZeroHello Jo!
JoMommaHEKKO!
DarkonZeroEr.....Hekko Jo!
DarkonZeroTypo the first time.
JoMommayea
JoMommayou misspelled your misspelling
JoMommait'd be like me saying *whack*
DarkonZeroIs it a misspelling?
JoMomma<DarkonZero> Or is it Memorex!
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DarkonZeroI'm pantless.
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DarkonZeroHey Cal.....
DarkonZeroI'm pantless.
Calvin-Crowegah
* Calvin-Crowe hands DZ a fig leaf
Sentroid91  9,1Quote containing Kitty: 1,9 *** Poopo is now known as Dolly <TServo4> HELLO, DOLLY. *** Dolly is now known as Kitty <TServo4> HELLO, KITTY. *** Kitty is now known as I_Am_A-Moron <TServo4> HELLO, I_AM_A-MORON. <TServo4> HEY.<TonicBH> Haha
* JoMomma hands Calvin-Crowe a fig newton
* DarkonZero removes the fig leaf and notices a mosaic in its place.
DarkonZeroDamn....I'm censored.
JoMommacens0red!
JoMommano, your area actualy IS a mosaic
DarkonZeroDAMN! No wonder the girls run.
JoMommahey sent, you there
DarkonZeroHe is.....not completely.
JoMommaI happened to notice a "Mr. Bulkys" in a local mall I was just at
JoMommaand they had the servo heads AND the sports heads you talked about
DarkonZeroMr. Bulkycrotch.
JoMommaMr. Bulkymosaiccrotch
Sentroid91heh
DarkonZeroHEY!
Sentroid91yeah, i'm here.
Sentroid91DZ and I are VChatting, sorta...
JoMommathey have a servo head in the mr bulkys at my mall
JoMomma$7
Sentroid91we're trying to make up a new #Deep13/Wesley Willis song
JoMommauh huh
JoMommaDeep 13, or #Deep13
JoMommaor Deep 13 Song + Wesley Willis Song = #Deep13 song
Sentroid91ye
JoMomma<Sentroid91> yeyeye
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Locdog07dudes
JoMomma<Sentroid91> oh ye and i'm Tom Curze
JoMommaalo doggy
Locdog07halo
Locdog07Did you like your toenails?
JoMommaheh... what do they do
Sentroid91everyone come to VChat, wanting to or not.... we're making a new #Deep13 song
JoMommado they do anything special?
Sentroid91I've got my Casio set up
Locdog07Well I'm busy, Sent.
Locdog07No, Jo.
JoMommaoh well ppppft
JoMommaI thought I could like redeem them
JoMommafor like something... or anything
JoMommaeven if its just for trying to win something
JoMommaits just there to look funny?
Locdog07Yep.
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DarkonZeroN.
JoMommawait
JoMommahow do you "jason" in
Locdog07heya N
jasoNsnoogans.
JoMommashouldn't you "jasoN" in?
DarkonZeroHe just does.
JoMommaor "N" in
Locdog07Did you like your curse, N?
jasoNno, i was offended
* Locdog07 blinks
* jasoN tapes Locdog07's eyes shut
JoMommayeah but he can't "jason"... he's gotta "jasoN" or "N"
JoMommahey! that's MY job!
* JoMomma takes back his tape from N
Locdog07N, what about my curse offended ya
Locdog07?
jasoNi've been doing that before you were a blip on this server, son
JoMommameh
jasoNeh..nothing.  i was kidding, 'dog
Locdog07heheh
Locdog07I know
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Locdog07I was hoping you'd continue the joke
Locdog07hiya Greido
Greidanushekko
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JoMommaalo
DarkonZeroHey Greid.
jasoNhi woman
Greidanushi man.
JoMommayou mean maN
Greidanusuh... yeah
jasoNget me a beer.
Greidanusno.
jasoNoh, please
JoMomma<jasoN> I said NOW bitch! *slap*
jasoNhehheh
jasoNi tried that.  She hurt me..
Locdog07he didn't say now!
Greidanusheh!
JoMommabut its always implied that it has to be now!
Locdog07but not said
Locdog07and you said "said"
JoMommaok fine
JoMomma<jasoN> I implied NOW bitch! *slap*
JoMommabut that don't... sound right...
Locdog07yes it does
JoMommayou don't normally hear people say it
Locdog07nobody said anything
JoMommaor see people type it
Locdog07I just saw you type it.
JoMommabut how often is it typed
Locdog07well it happened just now.
JoMommawhen was the last time you saw it
DarkonZeroNow....children....go outside and play with the lawn darts.
DarkonZeroPlay nice.
Locdog07DZ, did you like your toenails/curse?
Locdog07I forgot which I sent to you
DarkonZeroWhat toenails?
JoMommatoenails and tom curse?
DarkonZeroHA!
Locdog07check your email
jasoNReally?  last time we played with the lawn darts, you ended up with one imbedded in your thigh
Locdog07im bed.
JoMommawow
jasoNno
JoMommayou're the bed?
jasoNno
Locdog07fuck you, im bed
JoMomma<Tor> Time for goto bed!
JoMomma* Tor lays down on Locdog
* Locdog07 blinks
jasoNew...
Locdog07wow
DarkonZeroWow.
JoMommawell you're the bed
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jasoNLOL
jasoN15,2Quote added: 2,15 <JoMomma> * Tor lays down on Locdog
jasoN2,15jasoN has 1378 quotes in his quote file.
JoMommathat don't make sense just byt itsself though
Locdog07that's the point
JoMommas/byt/by/
jasoNit's very funny though
Locdog07it's like you just had this fantasy about me and Tor
JoMommano
jasoNi think he does.
jasoNhe's shy now
jasoNhehe
JoMommamaybe TOR does
Locdog07yeah
Locdog07lookit him blushing
Sentroid91okay. who wants a sound of my Casio?
jasoN<jo> is it anything like Tor pr0n?
Greidanusnot me.
JoMommano
JoMomma[16:50:00] <Locdog07> im bed.
JoMommalook
JoMommahe said he's the bed
jasoNwe know, jo.  We just don't care
jasoNit's more fun to make you have sexual fantasies about Tor and Loc
Locdog07heheh
Locdog07Make him.
JoMommauhhh
JoMommaand I implied or mentioned this how?
Locdog07<jasoN> it's more fun to make you have sexual fantasies about Tor and Loc
Locdog07<JoMomma> uhhh
Locdog07<JoMomma> uhhh... UHHH....uhhh...uhnn...
jasoNlol
jasoNright then you did
JoMommano... uhh as in "uhhhh... what?"
JoMommaloc should be the one being talked about here... cause he's the bed
jasoN15,2Quote added: 2,15 <jasoN> it's more fun to make you have sexual fantasies about Tor and Loc <JoMomma> uhhh <JoMomma> and I implied or mentioned this how? <Locdog07> <JoMomma> uhhh <Locdog07> <JoMomma> uhhh... UHHH....uhhh...uhnn...
Locdog07heh
Locdog07Amityville.
JoMomma???
Locdog07I'm at the Blair Witch Web Fest
Locdog07There's these two old people pretending the Amityville Horror is real
jasoN<jo> ohhh, Tor.  Why did you leave us so soon?  just once i'd like to have seen you lay your sweet slab of a body on locdog
jasoNa preview of my new slashfic
Locdog07<Jo> Tor tushy.
Greidanusheh!
jasoN<jo> time for go to SEXO
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DarkonZeroN! NO!
jasoNme no?
DarkonZeroOk....
DarkonZeroIt'll take next to forever.
jasoNwhat is it?
* Sentroid91 sends it to De on ICQ
DarkonZeroIt's a line from Willis13 done on Sent's Casio keyboard.
Locdog07oh wow
jasoNoh
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jasoNi dont even have willis13
Greidanushmm.
Sentroid91mine broke
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DarkonZeroIt's the De line from the "song".
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Calvin-Croweheh
JoMommaEC DUB! EC DUB! EC DUB! EC DUB!
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jasoNthe hell?
JoMommaprobably from "corpse vanishes"
Locdog07yes
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Greidanus-GAAAAAH
JoMommad'oh
jasoNhi anuS
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jasoN2Quote:15,2 * jasoN splashes some castor oil on crass <Crass> Catcha later, folks *** Crass has quit IRC ((signed off)) <EmprsHand> so thats what it takes to scare him off...
Greidanusahh...
JoMommadoh... they screwed up
Greidanus6,1 ANusQuote! --> 14,0 * Locdog07 pours chocolate on Greid and watches it solidify <Cal-Crowe> Go eat yourself, Greed <Locdog07> eep * Greidanus eats the chocolate off herself * Cal-Crowe watches Greid grow fatter and fatter <Locdog07> hmmm... <Locdog07> Tubby little Greid.
Locdog07crass passes gas in class
JoMommathey shoulda said
JoMomma"He will not go away"
Greidanusheh
JoMomma"UNTIL you whip him"
jasoN2Quote:15,2 <kitty> haha <kitty> i didnt pee <kitty> hehe
Locdog07It was Joel, Jo, he probly forgot.
Greidanus6,1 ANusQuote! --> 14,0 <DarkAngel> N has me in there
JoMommayeah
jasoN2Quote:15,2 * DeRaptor snickers at her cute little gay parakeets.
Calvin-Croweheh
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Greidanus6,1 ANusQuote! --> 14,0 <Greidanus> Ye Olde Gravestone Shoppe
JoMommaheh!
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jasoN2Quote:15,2 *** Sentroid91 changes topic to 'Tip for Gateway Con goers: *enter race/creed/gender/or other here* PEOPLE SUCK!' <jasoN> Tip for Gateway Con goers: if you see Locdog, RUN LIKE HELL! <Sentroid91> hehehehe
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JoMomma[17:02:47] <Calvin-Crowe> heh
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Locdog07<kitty> haha <kitty> i didnt pee <kitty> hehe <kitty> aren't you proud of me, mommy?
Calvin-CrowePEER
Greidanus6,1 ANusQuote! --> 14,0 *** DarKrow changes topic to 'Somewhere in this universe aome guy named Bob (not BobIsnmael) knows all. And he's crazy because of it.'
Greidanus6,1 ANusQuote! --> 14,0 <IncredibleMeltingMan> What do you use Masking tape for, Jo? <Greidanus> for tying up his mother <JoMomma> in bed <JoMomma> err <IncredibleMeltingMan> That's so wrong.
JoMomma0,3Quote from Yo' Momma:0,5 <Timmyling> Xoom can go do sheep's sexual favors. I'm not moving to a crap server.
jasoN2Quote:15,2 <Crass> Catcha later, folks * Crass kicks jasoN's ass *** Crass has quit IRC ((signed off)) <jasoN> i get that a lot <EmprsHand> no doubt
Greidanusheh~
Greidanus!
JoMommaI like that quote
Greidanus6,1 ANusQuote! --> 14,0 <Sentroid91> Urban must pay fo his sins by going in bed *** UrbanD has quit IRC (Quit: this is your world in which we grow, and we will grow to hate you.) <Sentroid91> See?
JoMommaheh~!
Locdog07heh
JoMomma"~!" is a common thing on rec.sports.pro-wrestling
Greidanus6,1 ANusQuote! --> 14,0 <DarkonZero> Well....I think I killed it Martha.
jasoN2Quote:15,2 <DarKrow> it's good to warm my bones beside the fire <DarKrow> Far away, across the fields <DarKrow> the tolling of the iron bell <DarKrow> calls the faithful to their knees <DarKrow> to hear the softly spoken magic spells <DarKrow> I'm done <Locdog07> Strange masturbation ritual.
JoMommacourse, so is saying "CRIS BENWAR"
Locdog07heheh
Greidanuswow...
Locdog07War of the Bens
JoMommayea
Greidanus6,1 ANusQuote! --> 14,0 <Cal-Crowe-> I'll send him a SEXO message
jasoN2Quote:15,2 *** UrbanD has quit IRC (BAH!) <jasoN> aww, he left <Sentroid91> good <jasoN> now i have to go back to tormenting De <Sentroid91> even better * jasoN builds large ice-sculptures in De's ears
JoMommaO_O
JoMomma0,3Quote from Yo' Momma:0,5 <UrbanD> whip me, girl-hair-boy!
Greidanus6,1 ANusQuote! --> 14,0 * Greidanus kills her idiot husband <DarKrow> Greidy got a gun!
jasoN2Quote:15,2 <Thrawn> some people call me Thrawnita
Greidanus6,1 ANusQuote! --> 14,0 * Cal-Crowe opens the door to the closet <Greidanus> Bite me!! <Cal-Crowe> Come out, Greid * Greidanus tumbles out, still hog-tied <Greidanus> OW! * TServo4 bites greid
JoMomma0,3Quote containing "bad things": 0,5<Virtuator> MY BED FOR BAD THINGS 0,3Number of Quotes found: 1
Locdog07Thwranette.
Greidanus6,1 ANusQuote! --> 14,0 <TServo4> Shut your piehole...
Locdog07Thrawnina.
jasoN2Quote:15,2 <Shard> I never got any
Locdog07heheh
JoMomma0,3Quote from Yo' Momma:0,5 <Virtuator> MY BED FOR BAD THINGS
Greidanus6,1 ANusQuote! --> 14,0 <JoMomma> *whack* * Locdog07 blinks <Greidanus> he's whacking off! * Greidanus runs!!! * Locdog07 O_O <JoMomma> O_O
JoMommawow
JoMomma0,3Quote from Yo' Momma:0,5 <DarKrow> <PizzaHut> We put cheese in places you've never dreamed of!
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Greidanus O_O
jasoNLOL
DarkonZeroMeps....
MepitansHEY
DarkonZeroHigh?
jasoNhimepitanS
JoMommaHELLO CRAZY DANCING WHITE GUY!
MepitansWEEEEE
Greidanushe's such an a... oh, hi Mep
jasoN2Quote:15,2 <DeRaptor> Just wasn't as entertaining as it can be. <MeltingMan> DeGrimley> I must say!
Greidanus6,1 ANusQuote! --> 14,0 <Cal-Crowe> FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT <Greidanus> Can you be so kind as to... errr... untie me? * TServo4 unties greid <Greidanus> Then I'll fight
jasoN2Quote:15,2 <DeRaptor> A melting ass man? <MeltingMan> yep. *** MeltingMan is now known as AssMeltMan <DarkonZero> He makes you asses melt.....
JoMomma0,3Quote from Yo' Momma:0,5 <Timmyling> Zoop Zoooop Zoop.
* Greidanus removes that quote...
Greidanus6,1 ANusQuote! --> 14,0 <DeRaptor> I only kill in bed!
JoMomma0,3Quote containing "eyes melt": 0,5* DeRaptor eyes melt. <JoMomma> look! you made her eyes melt <DeRaptor> nah uh! <DeRaptor> No puns! 0,3Number of Quotes found: 1
jasoNheyMEPITANS
JoMomma0,3Quote from Yo' Momma:0,5 --> Maano (~mbts2k@203.135.55.67) has joined #deep13 <JoMomma> Maanos... the Haands of Faate?
Sentroid911,9megascript quoter: 9,1 <MSTManos> <jasoN> my dad has a cock <MSTManos> <jasoN> he trains it <MSTManos> <jasoN> it's helluva tough <MSTManos> That was FUNNT beyond all recognition.
jasoN2Quote:15,2 <Locdog07> Real great that you can copy my insult, TServo4. <TServo4> hey it's only fair... <TServo4> you CAN do that, you know... *** TServo4 has quit IRC (Read error to TServo4: Connection reset by peer) <Locdog07> No you can't, you get peered.
Calvin-Crowehe
Calvin-Croweh
Greidanus6,1 ANusQuote! --> 14,0 <Greidanus> doh, typos are ripe today!
JoMomma0,3Quote from Yo' Momma:0,5 <Karma> Who wants to chat about philosophy? <Timmyling> Yo' momma.
Locdog07R. L. Stine is chattin'. :P
Calvin-CroweWe had to vote for Homecoming Queen in school a few days ago
JoMommaoh, did you win?
jasoNdid you win, Cal?
jasoNheh
Calvin-CroweInstead of circling a name, I wrote down "Ernest Borgnine" and circled it
jasoNdid he win?
Calvin-CroweNo
jasoNaww
JoMomma<Calvin-Crowe> he lost by 2 votes!
Locdog07R. L. Stine is high.
jasoN2Quote:15,2 * Locdog07 imagines Mitchell swimming nude in a pile full of money
JoMommaoh wow
Locdog07<RLSTine> I was known as jovial R. L. Stine.
JoMomma0,3Quote from Yo' Momma:0,5 <JoMomma> and melty said "I'm wearing my pink panties today" <IncredibleMeltingMan> I'm not wearing pink panties today. <JoMomma> <Melty> I'm wearing blue ones! <IncredibleMeltingMan> Damn straight, Jo. <JoMomma> <Melty> I wore the pink ones yesterday!
jasoN2Quote:15,2 <UrbanD> mr. t pr0n. mmm.
Calvin-CroweRon Larry Stine
Greidanus6,1 ANusQuote! --> 14,0 * DeadGreid moons Cal <Cal-Crowe> GAH! <DeadGreid> and... he can see * Cal-Crowe stabs Greid's anus
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jasoN2Quote:15,2 <DeRaptor> A melting ass man? <MeltingMan> yep. *** MeltingMan is now known as AssMeltMan <DarkonZero> He makes you asses melt.....
JoMomma0,3Quote from Yo' Momma:0,5 <Mepitans> pixel fucking! <Mepitans> Ohhh babah
Greidanus6,1 ANusQuote! --> 14,0 <Greidanus> stop with the IRCese trout fighting!
JoMommaOH!
jasoN2Quote:15,2 <DarKrow> N gets his squirrels from eggs <DeRaptor> N...those aren't squirrels, they're platypuses! <jasoN> NO THAY ARE SQUIRRELS <jasoN> !!! <DeRaptor> <jasoN> ONLY SQUARRELS HAVE DUCKY BEAKS! <jasoN> YEAH <jasoN> wait NO
MepitansYEAH
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Greidanus> ack... gotta go <Calvin-Crowe> Bye beaver <Calvin-Crowe> I'll protect your dam *** Greidanus has quit IRC (Quit: * Greidanus recedes to her sink-side dam in #Deep13) * Calvin-Crowe destroys the dam
Mepitanspixels
Mepitansyeeesss
jasoNheyMEPITANS
MepitansHION
MepitansHIN
JoMommaoh yea... I'm gonna have some scallops tonight
MepitansI HATE YOU
jasoNhave you seen TRIGUN?
MepitansYOU ARE MEAN
Greidanus6,1 ANusQuote! --> 14,0 <Greidanus> fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck fuck fuck
Mepitansyes
MepitansTrigun rules
jasoNit kicks ass
Greidanus6,1 ANusQuote! --> 14,0 <Cal-Crowe> You Dropped the Soap Again, Charlie Brown
JoMommaand my parents bought Trout and stuff... kinda made me laugh
jasoNi want to be vash the stampeed
Mepitanshehe
jasoNSO BAD
Mepitans\
JoMomma0,3Quote from Yo' Momma:0,5 <Evil-Ren> BRB FIRE IN MY HOUSE!
DarkonZeroDamn....I knew I shoulda bought the Trigun DVD.
JoMomma0,3Quote from Yo' Momma:0,5 <Locdog07> HEY! <Locdog07> I was screwed! <JoMomma> O_O <Greidanus> O_O * Greidanus gets off him and RUNS <JoMomma> greid! <JoMomma> aaaah!
jasoNi bought the videos.  Anime DVDs are too expensive
jasoNunless i get em used
JoMomma0,3Quote from Yo' Momma:0,5 <DeRaptor> <MSTAnon> Crow with a penis makes me feel in my pants!
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Calvin-Crowehaha!
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jasoN2Quote:15,2 *** UrbanD has quit IRC (BAH!) <jasoN> aww, he left <Sentroid91> good <jasoN> now i have to go back to tormenting De <Sentroid91> even better * jasoN builds large ice-sculptures in De's ears
DarkonZeroWB.
JoMommawoo hoo?
JoMommaserver split?
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jasoN2Quote:15,2 <st> * jason i have a nuclear bomb do you want to have it. <st> * here it is BOOOOOOMMMMMMM...... <Locdog07> Why do you keep putting a "*" by your words, st? <jasoN> she's canadian.. <jasoN> (ahem) <jasoN> (cough) <Locdog07> oh <st> * Locdog07 i have said SURE...
Calvin-Croweyechh
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 * TonicTH stuffs a turkey in DeRaptor's Mouth <Calvin-Crowe> LOL! <Calvin-Crowe> Happy Thanksgiving
JoMomma<Marv_Albert> YESSSSSS
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jasoN2Quote:15,2 <Wookieegirl> I don't even wear underwear, thanks to Yoda <Wookieegirl> you know that <JabroniGirl> O_O <Wookieegirl> ...you had to be there <jasoN> i WAS there and it still sounds odd
DarkonZeroHmmm....a #Deep13 Thanksgiving.
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 *** JeSsE (jesse@mctnts10d71.nbnet.nb.ca) has joined #Deep13 <Cal-Crowe> What the hell do you want, Jesse? <JeSsE> who are ypou
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 *** JeSsE (jesse@mctnts10d71.nbnet.nb.ca) has joined #Deep13 <Cal-Crowe> What the hell do you want, Jesse? <JeSsE> who are ypou? <JeSsE> who are ypou <Cal-Crowe> I'm a hit man <Cal-Crowe> You're next. *** JeSsE (jesse@mctnts10d71.nbnet.nb.ca) has left #Deep13
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 * Cal-Crono drinks Greid <Greidanus> ...hey!! I'm not a beverage!
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 * DeRaptor crushes all of pennsylvania. * jasoN shoves all of california up De's butt * Timmyling shoves Idaho, Maryland, and Missouri into N's Nose. * jasoN blows his nose to dislodge all those annoying states * JoMomma drops rhode island on top of ling * Timmyling throws Australia at JoM. * JoMomma watches it boomerang back * Timmyling runs from the Aussie boomerang country.* Timmyling holds up Africa to stop it. * Timmyling
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <DeRaptor> Cal, you're scaring my boodgies.
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <DarKrow> (_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_) <TServo4> cha cha cha chia..
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jasoN2Quote:15,2 <DarkAngel> If I had boobs, I'd never leave the house.
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 * MeltingMan crawls out of the toilet. <MeltingMan> I'm OK! <MeltingMan> I didn't even remember getting in there....weird....yeah, that's what it is....weird.
jasoN2Quote:15,2 <jasoN> !8ball do you really work? <Cal-Crowe> jasoN, the 8ball says: I dont know. <jasoN> oh, good <Cal-Crowe> jasoN, the 8ball says: Go eat a car.
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 *** JeSsE (jesse@mctnts10d71.nbnet.nb.ca) has joined #Deep13 <Cal-Crowe> What the hell do you want, Jesse? <JeSsE> who are ypou
Calvin-Croweyechh
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Locdog07> <Patient> Doctor, I've been seeing spots in front of my face, and I have dizzy spells.... <Locdog07> <Dr. Malon> Okay...I prescribe this:
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Greidanus> I'm evil >:) to an extent
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 * DeRaptor makes Melty nachos and force-feeds them to Nem. <Cal-Crowe> HAHA!
JoMommadoh
JoMommacal
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 * MeltingMan ponders a line in the Devo version of "Satisfaction"....can't tell whether it's "How white my shirt could be" or "how wide my shit could be".... <DeRaptor> I...HOPE it's the former.
JoMommathat's a broken quote
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <DarkonZero> BLASPHEMY!!!
JoMomma[17:14:15] <Calvin-Crowe> Quote: <Locdog07> <Patient> Doctor, I've been seeing spots in front of my face, and I have dizzy spells.... <Locdog07> <Dr. Malon> Okay...I prescribe this:
Calvin-CroweI know
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <eliaN> SPAZ! quit it
JoMommathat's a broken quote... meh
jasoN2Quote:15,2 * DeRaptor kills Urb. <DeRaptor> I hate you. * jasoN kills Urb <jasoN> I hate you. * UrbanDSL kills Urb <UrbanDSL> I hate you. <UrbanDSL> heeeeey..
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <TServo4> there's no TS4 quotes.... <Cal-Crowe> There is now...
JoMomma0,3Quote from Yo' Momma:0,5 <TServo4> I like all the "Crap on out wall" restaurants.... <TServo4> er our <JoMomma> crap on our wall? <TServo4> Yep.. <JoMomma> so... there's no public restroom?
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Greidanus> ack... gotta go <Calvin-Crowe> Bye beaver <Calvin-Crowe> I'll protect your dam *** Greidanus has quit IRC (Quit: * Greidanus recedes to her sink-side dam in #Deep13) * Calvin-Crowe destroys the dam
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Greidanus> ...hey! <Cal-Crowe> ho <Greidanus> ...hey! <Cal-Crowe> ho <Greidanus> ...heave! <Cal-Crowe> ho <Greidanus> ...whore! <Cal-Crowe> house <Greidanus> LOL
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Greidanus> ANYBODY WANT TO LEND ME QUOTES!? <Cal-Crowe> No. * Greidanus kicks Cal's arse
DarkonZeroBLASPHEMY!
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <UrbanD> Urban's a big fag.
jasoN2Quote:15,2 <Locdog07> dude, MORE dog sex with Mike...
JoMommagquote, search blasphemy
Greidanus14No quotes containing 6,1blasphemy14,0 were in my file.
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <DeRaptor> (_(==||)__)________) <== Urban's butt with boot-print on it.
JoMommaxquote, search blasphemy
Sentroid911There are no quotes with2 blasphemy 1in them, foo!
Sentroid91you missed mah "BUH-BYE" song, DZ
DarkonZeroBIG ASS BLASPHEMY!
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 /write quotes.txt
Calvin-CroweAdded quote
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Timmyling> No.
JoMommajquote, search blasphemy
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <MeltingMan> Sqirrels...those who use them take command...those who don't....DIE!!!!!!!!
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <UrbanD> QUIT IT!
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 * DeRaptor reads the review of the buttocks. <DeRaptor> So THAT'S where "Callipygeus" comes from! <DeRaptor> I guess Kevin has a high opinion of his butt. <Cal-Crowe> Quote: <Starshipe> jessee can you show us that beutiful ass? * jasoN looks at shipe <jasoN> o_O <Starshipe> lol wrong chat guys sorry lol
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <DarKrow> (_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_) <TServo4> cha cha cha chia..
jasoN15No quote containing 2blasphemy15 were in my file.
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 * Impa farts *** Impa was kicked by Sentrovich (auto-fart kick) *** Impa (~RuAdickwe@isp15-61.ply.adelphia.net) has joined #Deep13 *** Impa has quit IRC (Leaving)
jasoN15No quotes containing 2blasphemy15 were in my file.
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 *** Greidanus has quit IRC (Yesterday's a memory, Tomorrow's a vision, Today's a bitch.)
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 * ThejasoN grabs strudel and eats it
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <DeRaptor> (_(==||)__)________) <== Urban's butt with boot-print on it.
jasoN15No quotes containing 2blasphemy15 were in my file.
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Malkmus> who sucked my butt fat?
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <MeltingMan> Sqirrels...those who use them take command...those who don't....DIE!!!!!!!!
DarkonZeroI'll catch it next time Sent.
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 * Impa farts *** Impa was kicked by Sentrovich (auto-fart kick) *** Impa (~RuAdickwe@isp15-61.ply.adelphia.net) has joined #Deep13 *** Impa has quit IRC (Leaving)
jasoNyou know cal..
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Cal-Crowe> Newbies are bad enough, but silent newbies are worse.
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 * jasoN molests himself
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <TonicBH> (_)_) <----------Greid's sexy butt <Greidanus> O_O <JoMomma> greid's butt is bigg *** TonicBH was kicked by Greidanus (THAT'S NOT MY ASS!) <Jef> this is her ass (____________)_______________) *** Jef was kicked by Greidanus (NOOO) <JoMomma> This is your ass ----> (|) This is your ass in jail ----> (O)
JoMommawow
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <DeRaptor> Jesus action figure! With real kung fu action!
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <TServo4> there's no TS4 quotes.... <Cal-Crowe> There is now...
JoMomma[17:15:50] <Calvin-Crowe> Quote: * jasoN molests himself
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <omega> i say f*ck you and leave me alone <gamma> Omega: saying "f*ck you and leave me alone" isn't going to make us f*ck you or leave you alone.
Calvin-CroweOf course
jasoNSLOW THE HELL DOWN
Calvin-CroweI am cal
DarkonZeroI'm gonna idle for a while......ciao!
JoMommawe know you're cal
jasoNthat quote was urban, or someone, being me
Calvin-CroweOf course
* DarkonZero is away! 4,1REASON:(Cause I can......can you?)4,1
jasoNcal quoted it cause he's a foo'
Calvin-CroweN, you said "calvin-crowe molests himself" as me
Calvin-CroweI reversed it
jasoNSo?
JoMommano you wanna see fast?
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Locdog07> De is "wimpy and shit" <UrbanD> she's helluva butch looking. <Calvin-Crowe> This'll be a blood bath...
jasoNi didn't qote it..
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Sentroid91> i'm proud of you, anus
JoMomma0,3Quote from Yo' Momma:0,5 <TonicBH> Yuck foo: The Chinese Cuisene!
JoMomma0,3Quote from Yo' Momma:0,5 <TonicBH> fock ye
JoMomma0,3Quote from Yo' Momma:0,5 <DeRaptor> <MSTAnon> Crow with a penis makes me feel in my pants!
JoMomma0,3Quote from Yo' Momma:0,5 <DeRaptor> I only kill in bed!
JoMomma0,3Quote from Yo' Momma:0,5 <IncredibleMeltingMan> Hooray for panties!
JoMomma0,3Quote from Yo' Momma:0,5 <TServo4> Bad anus. <JoMomma> Good pizza!
JoMomma0,3Quote from Yo' Momma:0,5 * JoMomma knows De's middle name but ain't tellin! <DeRaptor> it's FEETNUTBUTTER
jasoN2Quote:15,2 <DarKrow> I can't replace my groin ass
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Lodovik> YOU STOLE ME SHIT!
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <DeRaptor> (_(==||)__)________) <== Urban's butt with boot-print on it.
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 *** Sentroid91 is now known as Dewey <Dewey> I'M THE CHAMP! *** Calvin-Crowe is now known as Ghostface * Ghostface stabs Dewey in the back <Locdog07> Now Ghostface is the champ. * Dewey slaps Ghostface with his WCW championship belt
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Raven-X> I know, I learned how to wipe my ass
JoMomma<Lodovik> YOU MAKE ME SHIT JUGGLE!
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Cal-Crowe> De, are you re-designing MST3K Paradise? <DeRaptor> not ATM though. <Nemesis> so cash wont come out of it? <Nemesis> damn <Nemesis> your site sucks <DeRaptor> YOURS SUCKS WORSES!</littlekid> <Cal-Crowe> <omega> yor sight suks it doenst hav tom curze!
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <DeRaptor> MAN that's a lot of buttcheeks! Have you been hanging out near the radiation plant lately?
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Cal-Crowe> Newbies are bad enough, but silent newbies are worse.
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <UrbanD> for the love of god, enough with the quotes!
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Cal-Crowe> De, are you re-designing MST3K Paradise? <DeRaptor> not ATM though. <Nemesis> so cash wont come out of it? <Nemesis> damn <Nemesis> your site sucks
Greidanus6,1 ANusQuote! --> 14,0 * DarKrow gawks at Family Guy <Locdog07> <DarKrow> Meg is hot! <TonicBH> gawks? <DarKrow> yes <Locdog07> wow... I was right
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Locdog07> <Patient> Doctor, I've been seeing spots in front of my face, and I have dizzy spells.... <Locdog07> <Dr. Malon> Okay...I prescribe this: <Locdog07> <Dr. Malon> OOO-OOO-OOO! OO-OO-OOO! OOO-OOO-OOOO-OO!
Greidanus6,1 ANusQuote! --> 14,0 <Greidanus> maybe I'll hide my HM64 cart in my personal box of ramen noodles... <DarkAngel> I take the noodles and cover them with the powder, then eat them like a sandwich or something <UrbanD> it's the breakfast of champions
Greidanus6,1 ANusQuote! --> 14,0 *** Topic is '<Calvin-Crowe> My butt is called a happy meal because it makes DK happy and he munches it while he lufes Brittney Spears'
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <JoMomma> guess what I saw today that I haven't seen in a long time <JoMomma> guess, loc <Locdog07> Your penis?
Greidanus6,1 ANusQuote! --> 14,0 <DarKrow> Life's a Bitch, Then You Die, Charlie Brown!
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Cal-Crowe> xquote, search my nuts <Sentroid91> No quote containing my nuts were in my file.
JoMommaWHAT THE
Calvin-CroweHELL?
JoMommayea
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <omega> oh ye and im Tom Curze
JoMommaI was like being packeted or something
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Host> <Pajama> to <Host>: Are you related to Eddie Murphy? <KevinMurphy> I am related to eddie Murphy all right. we are both black. <KevinMurphy> except for me.
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Greidanus> I was wrestling my 31-year old cousin today--he severely whupped my ass <Greidanus> and tickled me to frickin' death <Greidanus> in front of all my relatives <TheWalrus> * blinkblink * <Greidanus> and he laughed his ass off in the end
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <DeRaptor> Cal, you're scaring my boodgies.
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 /write quotes.txt
Calvin-CroweAdded quote
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <JoMomma> guess what I saw today that I haven't seen in a long time <JoMomma> guess, loc <Locdog07> Your penis?
jasoNasspacketed?
JoMommano, packeted
jasoNoh, ok
JoMommaas in TCP or UDP packets
Calvin-Crowehttp://calvincrowe.tripod.com/mst3k
JoMommaactually TCP is segments
JoMommaso UDP or ICMP packets
Calvin-Crowe http://calvincrowe.tripod.com/mst3k
Calvin-Crowe<JoMomma> actually TCP is segments
Calvin-Crowearghhh
Greidanus6,1 ANusQuote! --> 14,0 <Immortal> so wassup, G? <Greidanus> yo, yo... where's Dookie? <Greidanus> WASSAP! <Immortal> true.. true <Calvin-Crowe> Dookie is stuck in rush hour
jasoN2Quote:15,2 <Timmyling> Jasoning is the predecessor to the was ling... <Timmyling> No one knows what it is or how to do it. <jasoN> i know how to was ling <Timmyling> No you don't/ <Timmyling> . <Timmyling> Damn periods. <DeRaptor> <Timmyling> I hate these cramps! <Greidanus> haha <Greidanus> wow. * Timmyling cries bitter tears.
Calvin-Crowe http://calvincrowe.tripod.com/mst3k/index2.htm
Calvin-CroweEveryone visit
jasoNthe only source on the web for naked cal pr0N
JoMomma0,3Quote containing "was ling": 0,5<Qrow3000> isn't mike nelson suposed to be doing the was ling at the covention? 0,3Number of Quotes found: 1
* Calvin-Crowe throws N helluva far away
Calvin-CroweFOO
* jasoN runs Calvin-Crowe over with his custom 1982 GMC van!
jasoNFOO'
jasoN2Quote:15,2 <Sentroid91> I see Bob's breasts again.
JoMommajquote, search 1982
* Calvin-Crowe gets up
jasoN15No quote containing 2198215 were in my file.
JoMommaI said 1982
JoMommanot 982
DarkonZeroI'm away....SO SHUT UP!
JoMommajquote, search 1982
jasoNlol
jasoN15No quote containing 2198215 were in my file.
DarkonZeroSHUT UP!
jasoNWTF
JoMommaHAHA
DarkonZeroAG!H
jasoNit'sadding the 1 to the color code
DarkonZeroNOOOOOOOOOOO!
JoMommaomg
jasoNDZ.
Calvin-Crowejquote, search nuts
jasoN2Quote containing nuts:15,2 <TheCambot> Oh my god. I was eating a bag of peanuts, and I just read the label, and it says "Warning: Contains nuts." <TheCambot> America is the stupidest country ever.
JoMommajquote, search oath
jasoN2Quote containing oath:15,2 *** Locdog07 changes topic to 'The Devolutionary Oath: 1.Be Like Your Ancestors Or Be Different. It Doesn't Matter. 2.Lay A Million Eggs Or Give Birth To One. 3.Wear Gaudy Colors Or Avoid Display. It's All The Same. 4.Be Sure To Fit It All In The Hole, Melt 5.We Must Repeat.'
Greidanus6,1 ANusQuote! --> 14,0 <Greidanus> I look like a geek. <TServo4> you mean you bite heads off of chickens, Greid?
JoMommaxquote, search oath
Sentroid91  9,1Quote containing oath: 1,9 *** Xxoottppse91e changes topic to 'The #Deep13 Oath: 1.Be Like Your Ancestors Or Be The Rock. It Doesn't Matter! 2.Eat A Million Eggs Or Give Birth To One. 3.Wear Gaudy Colors Or Be NEKKID! 4.Be Sure To Fit It All In The Hole, Melt 5.We Must Repeat.'
Calvin-Croweqquote, search electricity really
jasoN15No quotes containing 2electricity really15 were in my file.
Calvin-Crowegquote, search electricity really
jasoN15No quotes containing 2electricity really15 were in my file.
Greidanus6,1 ANusQuote! --> 14,0 * spyorama opens cal and plays with the colorful wires * Greidanus crosses the red and green wires <Greidanus> hmm... * Greidanus crosses the blue with white * Calvin-Crowe grabs Greid and spy by the throat <Calvin-Crowe> stop it....ok? * spyorama grabs Cal by the batteries <Calvin-Crowe> ack! <Calvin-Crowe> I haven't washed there for weeks
Calvin-Croweanusquote, search electricity really
Calvin-Crowexquote, search electricity really
Sentroid911There are no quotes with2 electricity really 1in them, foo!
Calvin-Crowexquote, search electricity
Sentroid91  9,1Quote containing electricity: 1,9 <Cal-Crowe> TS said to go light on insulting him. <Sentroid91> Oh, ok then. <Sentroid91> TS fucks his mother's lamp <Briggs> His... mother's lamp? <crapN> <Lodovik> AHHH! ELECTRICITY MAKES ME NUTS *REALLY* JUGGLE
Greidanus14No quotes containing 6,1electricity really14,0 were in my file.
jasoN2Quote:15,2 <TServo4> comeon...Bob is running around in the woods nekkid right now prolly....
JoMomma0,3Quote from Yo' Momma:0,5 --> Tetec (~neweon@dial-zg0428.iskon.hr) has joined #deep13 <Timmyling> Hello. <-- Tetec has quit (Quit: And now....something completely different!) <Timmyling> Zoom. <Timmyling> Zoom with an inaccurate quote, too.
Calvin-Crowenudio!
Greidanus6,1 ANusQuote! --> 14,0 * DarKrow gawks at Family Guy <Locdog07> <DarKrow> Meg is hot! <TonicBH> gawks? <DarKrow> yes <Locdog07> wow... I was right
JoMomma0,3Quote containing "half naked": 0,5<Greidanus> an' I'm still hot even though I'm half naked... heehee 0,3Number of Quotes found: 1
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Cal-Crowe> De, are you re-designing MST3K Paradise? <DeRaptor> not ATM though. <Nemesis> so cash wont come out of it? <Nemesis> damn <Nemesis> your site sucks <DeRaptor> YOURS SUCKS WORSES!</littlekid> <Cal-Crowe> <omega> yor sight suks it doenst hav tom curze!
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <TServo4> there's no TS4 quotes.... <Cal-Crowe> There is now...
JoMomma0,3Quote from Yo' Momma:0,5 <JoMomma> *whack* * Locdog07 blinks <Greidanus> he's whacking off! * Greidanus runs!!! * Locdog07 O_O <JoMomma> O_O
DarkonZeroWow....really....and I'm still away.
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 * DeRaptor makes Melty nachos and force-feeds them to Nem. <Cal-Crowe> HAHA!
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Timmyling> Huhuh..."fart."
JoMomma0,3Quote from Yo' Momma:0,5 <Calvin-Crowe> Sent should be out of Sears by now * Calvin-Crowe slaps Sent91-Working around a bit with a large trout <Calvin-Crowe> HE CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT THAT! * Sent91-Working gets out his acoustic equalizer. <Calvin-Crowe> EEK!!! * Calvin-Crowe RUNS!
jasoN2Quote:15,2 <DeRaptor> yes...I am gay...but strangely heterosexual at the same time. <IncredibleMeltingMan> Like David Bowie!
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <TServo4> Remeber....never sitck anything n your ear larger than a pirate
* DarkonZero really goes away......
Calvin-CroweDZ
jasoNDarkonZero
JoMomma<DarkonZero> far far away... to a happier place!
Calvin-Crowefdsjlksfdjklfdsjlkfdsjlkfdskjlfsdkjlfdskjlsfdjlkfsdlkjsfdlkjsfdlkjfdskjlfdsjklfdskjlfds
Calvin-Crowefjord!
Greidanus6,1 ANusQuote! --> 14,0 <Cal-Crowe> xquote, search my nuts <Sentroid91> No quote containing my nuts were found in my file.
jasoNDarkoooooooN
JoMommanarf!
Greidanus6,1 ANusQuote! --> 14,0 * Locdog07 wonders if Link will be able to throw Ruto into brick walls this time and watch her big-ass white skull crack open as she giggles
JoMommafnord!
Greidanus6,1 ANusQuote! --> 14,0 * TServo4 says that you should all stop quoting.
JoMommatroz!
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <TServo4> I AM FOREIGN!
JoMomma<DeRaptor> POOF
jasoN2Quote:15,2 <jasoN> yoda would never ask easy questions when i'm paying attention <Yoda> hehe <Yoda> of course not <T¥(r)iª> this is good, then i stand a chance <MepitansTheRobotPirate> <jasoN> brb <Yoda> Who wrote Starwars <jasoN> CURRRRRRRRRRRRRSES
Greidanus6,1 ANusQuote! --> 14,0 * Greidanus smacks Urb around, only to see him keep his eyes glued to the Pee-wee movies he loves so dearly...
jasoN2Quote:15,2 <Raven-X> Mschat sucks <jasoN> UnitedChat sucks! <Timmyling> pIRCh sucks. <jasoN> AOL sucks *** UrbanD has joined #Deep13 <jasoN> UrbanD sucks <Timmyling> Urb sucks. <Locdog07> Urb sucks.
* jasoN throws Greidanus helluva far away!
JoMommathat's no way to treat your uhmmm... wife... or something...
jasoNActually it's an excellent way to treat your wife
Calvin-CrowegreidaNus
jasoNespecially this one
Greidanusheeeey...
jasoN2Quote:15,2 <jasoN> i want to remake 2001 and have Mr.T be the voice of HAAL <Yoda> hehehe * kitty giggles histerically <jasoN> can't you just see it? <jasoN> i can. <jasoN> <Dave> Hello, HAL do you read me, HAL? <jasoN> <HAL> Shut up, foo'!
Greidanus6,1 ANusQuote! --> 14,0 <X_X> 0_0 <O_O> yes?
jasoNhow can one N have so many great ideas...
JoMommaheh!
*** JoMomma is now known as O_O
*** JoMomma has left IRC
O_Ohmmm
O_Omeh... whatever :)
*** O_O is now known as JoMomma
*** JoMomma is on IRC
JoMommaahh I musta identified already
*** JoMomma is now known as O_O
*** JoMomma has left IRC
* O_O is away: fud
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jasoNgtg
jasoNto work
jasoNbye foo's
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Sentroid91I thought you worked at 11?
Greidanusbye other foo
Greidanus'
jasoNnope, i work at 5:45
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Sentroid91Hey Greid? You hear about Rage?
Sentroid91hey, O_O? You hear about Rage?
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Greidanus-gaaaaah...
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Greidanusstupid peer...
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TimmylingHello.
Sentroid91'lo
Sentroid91hear about Rage today?
TimmylingNo.  What'd they do now?
Sentroid91they're spliting up
TimmylingAwww.
* Timmyling remembers a friend he has that's really into Rage...they'll be devastated.
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Locdog07heya
* O_O is back:
TimmylingHey Loc.
Locdog07Hey 'ling, Blair Witch 2 is hard to figure.
TimmylingHmm?
Locdog07in some respects it looks bad, in others it looks good
* O_O
* Timmyling makes robots on his computer.
Locdog07I see.
O_O...
O_Omake robots on your puter? huh?
Timmylinghttp://www.demo.cs.brandeis.edu/golem/
Locdog07Blair Witch 2 goes under the assumption that Blair Witch Project was fiction, but the Legend is real.
TimmylingThese scientist guys made the first self-replicating artificial life program.
TimmylingCool cool.
O_Oso could you like... uhhh... make a "Timmyling" or something?
Locdog07it's about people's perceptions of reality. Hallucinations, opinions, visions... Oh, and the kind of fear is more claustrophobic, rather than a fear of open spaces, like in the first film
O_Odoes it continue where it left off?
TimmylingNo, the program runs by itself.  You can only affect the "evolution" of the little robot indirectly.
* Locdog07 blinks
Locdog07It "left off"?
O_Othe movie
Locdog07How do you mean?
O_Othey're in the house aren't they
O_Oat the end
Locdog07uh...
Locdog07no
O_Oor something
TimmylingThey all die at the end.
Locdog07those people died, O_O
O_Ooh
TimmylingThere's nothing to follow up on.
O_Ofeh
* O_O snickers at loc not even knowing who he's talking to
TimmylingJoM.
Locdog07Blair Witch 2 is about a group of people obsessed with The Project who journey into the Black Hills on a tour led by a mentally disturbed person (unknown to them), and they lose three hours of their lives, and discover they brought something out of the woods when they left.
TimmylingSomething material, or a ghost or something?
Locdog07I don't know.
Locdog07My guess is it's a Book of Shadows, if the title is anything to go on.
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Calvin-Croweack
* Calvin-Crowe inflates Loc with an air pump
Locdog07hi Cal
* Locdog07 blinks
Locdog07There's some funny stuff in the movie too. It mocks the fanbase of the Project in a bunch of ways.
Calvin-CroweIt going to play at the theater I work at
Locdog07The guy who's playing the psycho tour leader answered my question.
Calvin-CroweWe're going to get a LOT of people....
Locdog07The director had dreams about a load of the shots from the film after he made them for ages.
Calvin-CroweBlair Witch 2 will probably be better at a drive-in
Locdog07And one of the actors ran out in shock after he saw the second movie in full, apparently.
Locdog07Even though he'd acted the whole thing out.
Calvin-Crowewow
Calvin-CroweIt's all in the editing...
Locdog07The trailer looks really cheesy, though. That's why I'm worried.
Locdog07"This year, just in time for Halloween... the witch.. IS BACK!"
TimmylingI'm sure it'll have its ups and downs.
O_O...
TimmylingI'm hoping that's the British trailer.
Calvin-CroweIt is
Locdog07no, it's from the site.
O_Oguy on the bot building list just talked about a magazine written by sci-fi channel (at least it seems like that)
TimmylingEek.
Calvin-Crowethe US trailer is spooky
Locdog07No, Cal, this is from the official website.
Calvin-Croweoh
O_Oand how the magazine put one of the skits from MST3K in the "50 greatest moments of Sci-Fi"
Calvin-CroweWhich one?
O_Oyet put some movies they riffed on the top 20 worst moments
O_Oso its like they're saying "yes its good... so we canceled it"
O_Owhatever...
Calvin-CroweYep
TimmylingMeh.
Locdog07or maybe they're totally unrelated, O_O
O_Othey could be
Calvin-CroweScifi is run by jerks
O_Obut I think they KNOW its good...
TimmylingOr maybe we should just accept that MST is gone and won't be coming back.  Appreciate that they had 10 whole years.
O_Owell yes
Calvin-CroweYeah
O_OI didn't say "GOTO HELL SCIFI! I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE!"
Calvin-CroweThe concept will resurface though
O_OI simply said its kinda dumb what they decided
TimmylingIt was an old show, it was a long show, and it was a costly show.  Of course it's going to be picked out by executives.
Calvin-CroweThey should have re-started the MST Hour format
O_Owell... its probably more costly to bring back reruns than it is to air the episodes the first time
O_Osince usually the movies that get aired on there often bring up their price and such
Calvin-CroweThey could have bought all the CC episodes that used public domain movies
Locdog07heeeyyy, the Wiccan lady just quoted Spinal Tap
O_Ocause then MSTies want it in raw format, and if they wanna reair the mst3k version, it'll cost them more
O_Ocause they know how much we wanna see it
O_Oanyway, they mentioned "Gaffer Tape Fashion Show" from "Teenagers From Outer Space"
O_OI didn't see that ep though
Calvin-CroweThere's a lot of MST3K episodes that have "free" movies featured
* O_O gets sick of this nickname for now
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Calvin-CroweGila Monster....Santa Conqers the martians...
Calvin-CrowePrince of space
JoMommahmm... what about manos?
Locdog07I can't believe you thought the two movies were directly linked, Jo. *shakes his head*
Calvin-CroweInvasion of the neptune men....jack frost
Calvin-Crowemanos might be owned by Sinister Cinema
JoMommaloc, I never saw the first one
Locdog07Well then.
Locdog07You should do so, NOW.
* Locdog07 giggles
Calvin-CroweIt's at all rentals
JoMommaPillsbury Locboy?
Calvin-CroweDVD and vid
Locdog07<Pillsbury Doughboy> EAT ME! NOW!!! *giggle*
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Slim-JimEAAAAT MEEEEEEEEE
* Calvin-Crowe eats Jo
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Calvin-Croweack
Calvin-CroweMSG....HEARTBURN!
JoMommano its not a slim JO
Locdog07heheh
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JoMommaMadison Square Garden?
StAr^ChiCyeah baby
Locdog07The Wiccan lady just got asked if Hitler was a Warlock
TimmylingHey.
Calvin-CroweMonosodium Gutomate
Locdog07"Was Hitler a warlock?? Hitler was an asshole!!"
StAr^ChiChow ish everyone?
JoMomma<StAr^ChiC> I'm horny baby!
StAr^ChiCyeah 4 sure
Sentroid91hey, aren't you Cam's girlfriend?
JoMommaeveryone ish fine
Calvin-CroweActally, Hitler was a catholic
StAr^ChiCwas he
Calvin-CroweHe was an altar boy
StAr^ChiCwhat a weirdo
TimmylingHe was a terrible painter, too.
StAr^ChiChe musta been a dickhead
Locdog07heh
Calvin-Croweyeah
Locdog07and he farted a lot.
StAr^ChiChahahhaha
StAr^ChiCsilli ppl
JoMommagquote, search fart
Greidanus  6,1 Quote containing  fart --> 14,0<Cal-Crowe> pop <Greidanus> snap <Cal-Crowe> fart <Greidanus> crackle <Cal-Crowe> *BOOOOOOM!*
JoMommagquote, search "fart"
Greidanus14No quotes containing 6,1"fart"14,0 were in my file.
Locdog07Laura told me Hitler looked back on everything he did at the very end and was horrified.
JoMommaxquote, search "fart"
Sentroid911There are no quotes with2 "fart" 1in them, foo!
JoMommameh
StAr^ChiCbwahahahaha
Calvin-CroweHitler was messed up by mustard gas
Sentroid91StAr^ChIC... you're Canadian, aren't you?
Calvin-CroweMost people die from it
StAr^ChiCnope
StAr^ChiCI'm australian
Sentroid91liar
StAr^ChiCwhere r u's from?
Calvin-CroweIt can probably kill some brain cells
* JoMomma whcaks cal for not having a search feature for his quoter
* Calvin-Crowe throws a boomerang at Star
Sentroid91hah! I knew I smelt French!
TimmylingStalin was so paranoid of a takeover at the end that he wouldn't even trust his family or friends.
Locdog07Hmm.
StAr^ChiCwhere r u's from?
JoMommawe r's from the states
Locdog07U's are from the alphabet
TimmylingAfghanistan.
StAr^ChiCMoon shadow monn shadow
JoMomma0,3Quote Added. Thank you, drive through! 0,5<StAr^ChiC> where r u's from? <Locdog07> U's are from the alphabet
StAr^ChiCok then
Calvin-CroweStalin made duplicates of himself with plastic surgery
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JoMommaITS TIME!
Calvin-CroweStalin makes Hitler look innocent
JoMommaITS TIME!
StAr^ChiCdw
JoMommaITS NEWBIE TIME!
ratoncitohi
StAr^ChiCI have a different vocabulary
Sentroid91yep
Calvin-CroweJo, go hump a log
Sentroid91French, Candian, Aussie newbies
StAr^ChiChaha
StAr^ChiCyeah
StAr^ChiCoh yeah
StAr^ChiCdoesn't matter
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StAr^ChiCI'm juz a typical aussie
TimmylingStalin killed more people than Hitler ever dreamed to.  And Stalin killed his own people.
Locdog07the Wiccan lady is casting a spell!
Calvin-Crowethe human race is fragged up
* JoMomma hits the Asai moonsault on Locdog!
StAr^ChiC12,12 BANANA CHIPS...........................OH YEAH
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* Locdog07 blinks
* StAr^ChiC scratches her head in confusion
JoMomma"banana chips... oh yea!"... WTF DOES THAT MEAN
Calvin-CroweUs Americans drove the Native Americans out of thier own land
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StAr^ChiChahaahha
JoMommazoom
StAr^ChiCa japanese band sings em
StAr^ChiCshonen knife
StAr^ChiCbut it's a pissa of a song
StAr^ChiCwhen I was 17 I drank sum very gewd beer
* JoMomma is listening to: New_Japan_Theme_-_Masa_Chono_-_Main_Eventer.mp3 [3mins 39secs]
StAr^ChiCI drank sum veryt gewd beer
StAr^ChiCI purchased wif muh fake id
StAr^ChiCmuh name was brain mcgee
JoMomma"MY name was Brian McGee"
StAr^ChiCI stayed up listening to queen
JoMomma"When I was 17..."
StAr^ChiCwhen I was 17
TimmylingZoom.
JoMommayes ling...
Calvin-CroweWhen I'm 17, I'm going to rent Payback
Greidanus6,1 ANusQuote! --> 14,0 <superspy> do I smell? * DarkonZero checks if he smells..... <DarkonZero> No....it's me.... <DarkonZero> Damn.... * superspy checks <superspy> nope, not me <superspy> it's gotta be cal <Greidanus> not me either <DarkonZero> I said it was me.... <DarkonZero> I SMELL! I SMELL! * superspy blames cal anyway <Cal-Crowe> HEY! <DarkonZero> Always blame the bumpkin!
JoMomma0,3Quote containing "smell": 0,5<IncredibleMeltingMan> My armpits smell gooooooood! <DeRaptor> <Melt> I stick meatloaf in them! <IncredibleMeltingMan> I do not! Meat smells bad! I use deodorant that smells wonderful. <DeRaptor> <Melt> It says on it "strong enough for a man, but made for a woman"! <IncredibleMeltingMan> That means it's good for the folks that are in between! 0,3Number of Quotes found: 3
JoMommameh
Greidanus6,1 ANusQuote! --> 14,0 <TonicBH> fock ye
JoMomma0,3Quote containing "smell your breath": 0,5<Mike> Let me smell your breath!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0,3Number of Quotes found: 1
Greidanuspeh!
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Qrow> where the phuque is sentroid...
Greidanus6,1 ANusQuote! --> 14,0 <Locdog07> <MSTAnon> Vague nudity! Gawd! It's like porn, only for geeks!
JoMommaphuque?
Greidanus6,1 ANusQuote! --> 14,0 <Greidanus> I'm purely cold turkey * Locdog07 eats the cold turkey <Greidanus> OW!
Calvin-CroweQrow is a nerd
JoMommascuse me... phuque?
JoMommano... qrow is a dumb ass
StAr^ChiCit's 25 past 9 here
StAr^ChiC9.25 in da morning
JoMommaits 6:30 PM wednesday here
StAr^ChiCit's 9.25 in da morning here on a thursday
JoMommayep
StAr^ChiCkewlies hey
StAr^ChiCI'm wearing muh blue sparkly belt todai
JoMommaso... apparently Lodovik moved down to Australia?
StAr^ChiCit's really pretty
StAr^ChiChuh
JoMomman/m
StAr^ChiCwhats that?
Greidanus6,1 ANusQuote! --> 14,0 * Greidanus snaps her lighter at omega
JoMommayou wouldn't get it
StAr^ChiCok then
StAr^ChiCdw bout it
Calvin-CroweLodovik was sent to Austrailia
StAr^ChiChow old r u's all?
Calvin-Crowewhen his parents found out he was using their credit card to make solbase.com
StAr^ChiCyous I mean
Timmyling56.
Calvin-Crowewww.solbase.com is GONE
Greidanusheh!
JoMomma<Timmyling> but only on weekends
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StAr^ChiCI'm 3 and a bit times younger than u
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JoMommagquote, search only on
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StAr^ChiCI'm 15
TimmylingI'm sorry, the correct quote is <Timmyling> But only on Saturdays.
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Calvin-Crowearghhh
Calvin-CroweI'm 20
JoMommawell... whatever
JoMommastar
JoMommaignore ling
StAr^ChiChahaaa
StAr^ChiCwhat ever
StAr^ChiCheheeeh
Greidanus14No quotes containing 6,1only on14,0 were in my file.
StAr^ChiCkewlies
JoMommaif you think ANYONE is 56 in here, you're smoking some good shit
TimmylingHeh.
StAr^ChiCoh yeah
StAr^ChiCwell I was on tuesday
StAr^ChiCand uit was gewd
* Timmyling ponders smoking shit and...ugh.
* Locdog07 blinks
StAr^ChiChahaaaaahhahaha
JoMommano ling... not actual fecal matter
StAr^ChiCshit
TimmylingGood.
StAr^ChiCsilly people
TimmylingVery very good.
JoMomma<StAr^ChiC> Trix are for kids!
StAr^ChiCwhats trix?
Greidanusheh!
JoMommathey're for kids!
Calvin-Crowecrack
* JoMomma pulls down cal's pants
StAr^ChiCI dont smoke crack
Calvin-CroweIt's made from marijuana
JoMommasee... there's the crack
* Calvin-Crowe isn't wearing pants
JoMommaO_O
* StAr^ChiC bends ova and shiows a liddle crack
* StAr^ChiC bends ova and shows a liddle crack
Calvin-CroweACK!
* TonicBH isn't wearing any pants either
* Calvin-Crowe fills the crack with cement
JoMommathank you
JoMommaI was gonna do that as well
* Calvin-Crowe is wearing a trenchcoat
JoMommacause we believe to just say no to crack
StAr^ChiChahahaahah
StAr^ChiC(_I_)
JoMommaoh wow, cal's gonna flash you, star
* Locdog07 snickers at the Lon Chaney expert trying to avoid questions on Blair Witch and looking all confused, although those are all the questions you're gettin', pal
Greidanusheh!
TonicBH0,7Quote of idiocy:0,10 * TonicBH wonders where the #Deep13 faq is * Locdog07 is right here <TonicBH> I said FAQ, not fag! (#Deep13, Mysteria)
StAr^ChiCum muh I'm telling
JoMomma0,3Quote containing "your ass": 0,5<JoMomma> This is your ass ----> (|) This is your ass in jail ----> (O) <JoMomma> any questions? 0,3Number of Quotes found: 1
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TonicBH0,7Quote of idiocy:0,10 *** Gden changes topic to 'Moltar's Hub: the Toonami chat, the eternally bored chat <TonicBH> Yep, always Boring here' <ZeNeRgYY> heheh (#toonamihub, irc.cjb.net)
TonicBH0,10TonicBH has 70 quotes of idiocy, but who cares?
TimmylingNot me.
JoMommacertainly not us
* JoMomma has 88 quotes
StAr^ChiCº¿º~ BaNAna ChiPs Oh YeAh ~*¿*~
Calvin-CroweI'm filling the crack that ran through the door
JoMomma...
TonicBH0,7Quote of idiocy:0,10 * Qrow3000 presses the green botton wich is labeled "kill tonic" <TonicBH> !!!!!!!!!!!!!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON !NOTTUB TAHT TON * Qrow3000 is disapointed that this botton is broken (#Deep13, Mysteria)
Calvin-CroweThat kept my mind from wandering
Calvin-CroweWhere it will go....
JoMomma...
Calvin-Crowedo do do do do
TonicBH0,7Quote of idiocy:0,10 <Qrow3000> It says that the server is using a newer protocol(38) then mine(42) <Qrow3000> What does that mean? <Sentroid91> do I look like a fucking readme file? (Private Message, Mysteria)
Calvin-CroweI'm fixing a hole where the rain gets in
JoMomma"Attention: Your Subscription is about to Expire!"
JoMommaquestion
JoMommaWHEN DID I EVER SUBSCRIBE!
Calvin-Crowehehe
Calvin-CroweThey want your money
JoMommaI NEVER SUBSCRIBED TO THIS MAGAZINE!
TonicBHto what magazine, Jo?
StAr^ChiCsex cessories
* Timmyling is disappointed that Qrow can't spell "button."
JoMommaPhilly Tech
Greidanus6,1 ANusQuote! --> 14,0 *** DarKrow changes topic to 'Somewhere in this universe aome guy named Bob (not BobIsnmael) knows all. And he's crazy because of it.'
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TimmylingHello.
Calvin-CroweTS4.
StAr^ChiCshwat have u been uip to
TonicBHhey Jack
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JoMommao_O
JoMommacal likes to have stooge sex!
TServo4Who let the dogs out!?  And more specifically....what are you going to do about it?
Locdog07<LonChaneyExpert> Yes.. uh... I saw the Blair Witch film in a college class... it was... interesting... um... here's a clip of The Hunchback Of Notre Dame
* Calvin-Crowe wo wo wo wo wo's
JoMommaO_O
TonicBHwhoa-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Calvin-CroweA simple job for simple people
TServo4Anyway, what happened while I was away?
JoMommawww.stooge-se.cx
* JoMomma runs!
TonicBHO_O
TServo4Not much, I'm guessing.
Calvin-CroweHAHAHA
Calvin-CroweJo, you're so funny!
StAr^ChiCI hasta go now
StAr^ChiCbai bai
TServo4As usual.
TServo4Bai?
Locdog07bye Star
Calvin-CroweYou're funnier than Jerry Lewis!
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TServo4wtf?
TonicBHwww.robotse.cx
JoMomma<StAr^ChiC> Watch me as I can't spell anything!
TServo4www.kissmya.ss
TonicBHwww.fucky.ou
JoMommawww.in.bed
Calvin-Crowewww.jomommalikestohavese.cx/with/other/species.htm
TonicBHO_O
TServo4whatever...
TServo4...anyway.
TonicBHwww.calloveshimself.inbed
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* Locdog07 blinks
JoMommawww.Lodovik.com/cgi-bin/juggle.cgi?part=me%20nuts
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JoMommawhat the...
TServo4www.getyourtic.kets/here
Calvin-Crowego away
TServo4Go away, Bielzibub
JoMommawell at least he's not foreign
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TonicBHhehe
TonicBH<Timmyling> Zoom.
TServo4I AM FORIEGN!
TonicBHI AM A NUTCASE!
TServo4DO NOT MAKE FUN OF ME.
TServo4Gorto will make you suffer.
* JoMomma is listening to: WCW_Theme_-_Juventud_Guerrera.mp3 [1min 7secs]
TonicBHJACK IN STUPID!
* TServo4 -Crazier than ever.
TServo4IN?
TServo4Is stupid tangable?
TServo4A noun, even?
TonicBHSHUT UP MORON!
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TServo4You forgot a comma, moron.
* Juvi shakes his head making his very very long hair whip up and down
Calvin-Croweheh!
Calvin-CroweJuvi is Rapunzel?
TonicBH0,7Quote of idiocy:0,10 <Sentroid91> "THE FROGS! THE FROGS! THE FROGS! THE FROGS! THE FROGS! THE FROGS! THE FROGS! THE FROGS! THE FROGS!" (#Satelliteoflove, Mysteria)
Juvino he's got long hair
TServo4Juvinile Hall?
Juviand he shakes his head
Juviand it whips and stuff
* TServo4 -Blue and Loving it.
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Cal-Crowe> http://calvincrowe.tripod.com/mstmain.htm won't you?
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 * jasoN farts. <Sentroid91> you washed my windbreaker?
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 * jasoN has an orgasm
Juvioh wow
*** Juvi is now known as JoMomma
*** JoMomma is on IRC
* TServo4 - very high.
JoMommayou are so not high
* TServo4 - kicking Jo's ass.
JoMommayou are anything BUT high
* Locdog07 - - - - - - - - - - - - - BANG
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KanyonBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG
*** Kanyon is now known as JoMomma
*** JoMomma is on IRC
* TServo4 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - SEXAH! SEXAH!
TServo4wait..
TServo4No.
Locdog07TANGBABANGMENANGAGANG!
Locdog07Bob was always fond of that.
Locdog07TANGBABANGMENANGAGANG!
TServo4heh.
TServo4Bob...may he burn in hell.
* Calvin-Crowe - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - WHOOPIE! WHOOPIE!
* Locdog07 blinks
* JoMomma - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - SEXO!
TServo4Isn't he dead yet?
TServo4Geez...
Calvin-CroweWho, Joe?
TServo4Nah...Bob.
JoMommaCujo?
Greidanushttp://www.tendobox.com/reviews/n64/index.cgi?id=3
* Locdog07 eyes the "Surprise Guest" to show up tomorrow at the 'Fest
JoMommazelda?
Greidanusyes.
JoMommayep
Calvin-CroweErnestBorgnine
TServo4Unless Bob comes in here and says something to my face, I have no need to talk about him.
Greidanuseww..
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TServo4o_O
* ErnestBorgnine waddles over to TS4
TServo4Loc?
* Greidanus kicks ErnestBorgnine in the balls and RUNS!!
Locdog07yes?
* ErnestBorgnine eats TS4
TServo4Bob, I'm betting.
TServo4AHHHH!
* ErnestBorgnine waddles over to Greidanus
* ErnestBorgnine eats Greid
Locdog07huh?
ErnestBorgnineI NEED DRAWN BUTTAH
TServo4Oh...
* Greidanus mauls Ernest from the inside out
TServo4hey Greid.
JoMommagreid
JoMommawhat were you doing INSIDE of ErnestBorgnine?
* ErnestBorgnine smiles as he digests Greid
Locdog07Agh! A chat with Marilyn Manson!
TServo4<Greidanus> SEXAH!  SEXAH!  ERNEST BORGNINE!
* TServo4 claws his way out and runs!
JoMommawhat the...
* Greidanus bites Ernest!
JoMommaoh, meh
Greidanushe ate me!
JoMommaO_O
TServo4Ernest Scared Stupid.
Greidanusheh
Locdog07hmm, someone from Army Of Darkness is gonna chat
JoMomma<Greidanus> EAAAT MEEEEEEEEEEEE!
* ErnestBorgnine eats some tums
TServo4Just crawl outta that ulcer, Greid..
* Greidanus forces Mr. Borgnine to regurgitate
JoMommatum, tum tum tum tummmmmmms
* ErnestBorgnine vomits
TServo4Or that.
TServo4Whatever.
Greidanushttp://www.zeldagaming.com/~majoraonlne/html/news_headlines.shtml
TServo4The latter is messier and ickier.
* ErnestBorgnine belches
JoMommaoh wow look... there's a part of undigested TS4
* ErnestBorgnine eats a bread truck
TServo4Huh?
JoMomma* ErnestBorgnine eats TS4
Greidanuswow...
* TonicBH ------------------[}
TServo4* TServo4 claws his way out and runs!
JoMommaI ain't gonna ask what that is, ton
JoMommayou don't have claws
TonicBHIt's a PIE!
JoMommaand you can't run!
TServo4It's a flying turtle!
ErnestBorgnineGAMERA
JoMommagamera!
* TServo4 needs to get a sound of the Gamera theme..
* Locdog07 eyes Ton's thing
TServo4that'd be soooo kewl.
* ErnestBorgnine waddles over to the #Deep13 fridge
TonicBH-----------------------[}TS4
TServo4GAH!
TServo4He's raping me!
* TServo4 runs
* Locdog07 -----------------------N
TonicBHO_o
TonicBHit's a PIE, not Gamera!
* TServo4 --------------------um...something.
GreidanusI got an MP3 of it, TS
* ErnestBorgnine EATS THE FRIDGE
* TonicBH -------------------De
Locdog07um
TServo4sendme!
* Locdog07 eyes Tonic
* ErnestBorgnine eats all of the pies
TServo4Not the one from the Host Segments!
TServo4The actual song from the movie, right?
* JoMomma watches Greid fly to japan, unable to wait for the new Zelda release in the US
TonicBHWhat?
Greidanusyah
* TServo4 watches Gamera attack Greid's plane.
* TonicBH hums the PumaMan Theme..........NOT IN BED!
* ErnestBorgnine had a sound of the jet jaguar theme
TServo4in bed.
Greidanuswell, it'd be sort of hard Jo, since I can't read Japanese...
TServo4damn you, fatty!
JoMommawow, the sound was in bed?
* ErnestBorgnine eats Jo
TServo4sendme, Greid.
Locdog07<Greidanus> I want to hear Link grunt in English.
* JoMomma gives ErnestBorgnine indigestion
Greidanusheeey!
* ErnestBorgnine poops out Jo
* TServo4 wonders if CG speaks Latin just because he's a roman character and I am so stupid.
*** ErnestBorgnine was kicked by Greidanus (Bad movie dude! Bad! Go outside!)
*** ErnestBorgnine has joined #Deep13
*** ErnestBorgnine is now known as Calvin-Cwrowe
*** Calvin-Cwrowe is now known as Calvin-Crowe
*** Calvin-Crowe is on IRC
JoMommahaha
Greidanusheh
TServo4Stupid Fat man....
JoMommaCwrowe
Calvin-CroweBOOQ
JoMommaBOOQAH?
Greidanushee
TServo4qoob
TServo4?
JoMommaboob?
GreidanusBOOQ!! WHEE!
JoMomma0,3Quote containing "(.)": 0,5<Calvin-Crowe> B(.)(.)Bs 0,3Number of Quotes found: 1
TServo4Boobies!
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 * jasoN craps in his hand and throws it at Sent <Calvin-Crowe> N is crapN
TServo4cdb?
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 (_)_)
TServo4dbsabzb.
* TonicBH throws Crap at Cal
Greidanusmebbe
Calvin-Crowe( . )( . )
Locdog07Wow, big boobies
Calvin-Crowe   _)
JoMommathose are eyes
TServo4(  o) ( o)
Calvin-Crowe(  .  )(  .  )
TonicBH(.)(.) <-------De's Boobies
Sentroid91haha! The T Cartoon!
* TonicBH RUNS!
GreidanusO_O
Calvin-Crowe(   .   )(   .   )
Locdog07Mr. T and the Women
Calvin-Crowe(    .    )(    .    )
JoMomma0,3Quote containing "your ass": 0,5<JoMomma> This is your ass ----> (|) This is your ass in jail ----> (O) <JoMomma> any questions? 0,3Number of Quotes found: 1
Calvin-Crowe(     .     )(     .     )
Calvin-Crowe(      .     )(      .     )
Greidanus^ my boobies!
* TonicBH pops Cal's boobies
Calvin-Crowe(      .      )(      .      )
Sentroid91"Drink you school... stay in drugs"
* Greidanus RUUUUUNS!!!!!
Calvin-Crowe*POP*
TServo4(  o) ( o)
TServo4      o         <--------------Omega's Dracula
TServo4    v-v
Calvin-CroweLOL@
JoMommayour boobies are short and wide?
TServo4Greeting's from Bulgaria.
Greidanusbulge-aria?
Calvin-CroweACK
Calvin-CroweI'm chocling
JoMommabulgy area?
* TServo4 watches Greid's area bulge.
* Greidanus does the choc ling
Calvin-Crowe( o ) ( o )
Locdog07heh
TonicBHyou're choking ling, Cal?
Calvin-Croweno
Calvin-CroweI was choking
Locdog07( * ) ( * )
TServo4He has stars in his eyes.
TServo4or on his boobies.
JoMommahe's got betty davis eyes
Greidanusheh
TonicBHU <---------Somebody's penis
* Calvin-Crowe rips out Jo's eyes
Calvin-CroweI got JoMomma's eyes
TServo4"We love you Gamera!"
Greidanusheh
TServo4I
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Greidanus> ...hey! <Cal-Crowe> ho <Greidanus> ...hey! <Cal-Crowe> ho <Greidanus> ...heave! <Cal-Crowe> ho <Greidanus> ...whore! <Cal-Crowe> house <Greidanus> LOL
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Sentroid91> gah! Serf is on <Sentroid91> I hope he doesn't come in and show his gayness
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 * Calvin-Crowe does a Joe Don Baker impression * Calvin-Crowe has a heart attack
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Calvin-Crowe> Do I make you horny? <Greidanus> hell, no.
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Locdog07> De is "wimpy and shit" <UrbanD> she's helluva butch looking. <Calvin-Crowe> This'll be a blood bath...
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <DarKrow> STOP THE DAMN QUOTES!
TServo4I
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Lodovik> YOU STOLE ME SHIT!
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 * TonicTH stuffs a turkey in DeRaptor's Mouth <Calvin-Crowe> LOL! <Calvin-Crowe> Happy Thanksgiving
TonicBH"I Love to suck your dick, Gamera"
TServo4I'm feeling real good!
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Timmyling> No.
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 * Impa farts *** Impa was kicked by Sentrovich (auto-fart kick) *** Impa (~RuAdickwe@isp15-61.ply.adelphia.net) has joined #Deep13 *** Impa has quit IRC (Leaving)
TServo4Daddy, I want a coke!
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Starshipe> jessee can you show us that beutiful ass? * jasoN looks at shipe <jasoN> o_O <Starshipe> lol wrong chat guys sorry lol
*** Calvin-Crowe was kicked by Greidanus (Greidanus)
*** Greidanus sets mode: +b *!*cits@*.blrg.tds.net
JoMomma<Lodovik> YOU MAKE ME SHIT JUGGLE!
JoMomma<Lodovik> YOU STOLE ME NUTS!
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*** Greidanus sets mode: -b *!*cits@*.blrg.tds.net
TonicBHHEHE
TServo4Nuts, Jo...Nuts.
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JoMommauhh
JoMommacal?
Greidanusdonut?
JoMomma[19:04:12] *** Calvin-Crowe [cits@brga1pool2-a22.blrg.tds.net] has left IRC
JoMomma[19:04:13] *** Greidanus sets mode: -b *!*cits@*.blrg.tds.net
TonicBHhey....Myst's on
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MystieMythhi peoples
Greidanusand, here, as well
TonicBHhey Myst
JoMomma[19:03:48] <Calvin-Crowe> Quote: <Lodovik> YOU STOLE ME SHIT!
JoMomma<Lodovik> YOU MAKE ME SHIT JUGGLE!
TServo4Gah!  So many goddam confirmation things on this damn egroups...
TServo4MSTapes...
JoMommamoving your e-mail address, jack?
TServo4I unsuscribed cause Cam kept sending obscene messages...
JoMommahahaha
TonicBHArrgh.....A game about the f'in Crocodile Hunter
TServo4no, Jo...resubscribing.
Greidanusheh
TonicBHIt's a complete ripoff of a game years ago
TServo4Him and Bob...
Locdog07the developer of the first Blair Witch game is talkin' now.
Greidanuspicshures!
TServo4I hate Blair Witch...
Sentroid91well Cam hasn't posted in ages
TonicBHBlair Witch is EVEL
Sentroid91Nor has Bob
TServo4EFIL!
TServo4Sent, they were when I left.
TServo4That's why I left.
Sentroid91KINEVEL?
Sentroid91well you're welcome to come back if you like, cause they don't post anymore
Sentroid91and if they do, you can leave agai
* TServo4 - eating sushi from a pail.
Sentroid91n
TServo4I just resubscribed.
TServo4Hence my comment before.
Greidanusheh
Greidanus6,1 ANusQuote! --> 14,0 <TServo4> Don't quote me, don't ever quote me, I'll make you sorry.
TServo4<TServo4> no, Jo...resubscribing.
Sentroid91I guess that means I should go auth you then
Sentroid91www.egroups.com
TServo4Yep..
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Lodovik> I M LAFFING
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 * Malon chisels away at the cement in her mouth <UrbanD> greid = WOMAN ?? <Malon> Yes... <Malon> I be woman...<UrbanD> wow, i didn't see that coming.<UrbanD> since when have you been a woman??<Malon> hmm, couple minutes ago
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <FoxyRoxy> BYE JERKS!!!
TonicBH0,7Quote of idiocy:0,10 <DeRaptor> There are aliens. There's one upstairs. It fooled my parents into thinking it's my sister. (#Deep13, Mysteria)
Calvin-CroweI got JoMomma's eyes
JoMomma* TServo4 makes Greidanus sorry
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <BIshmael> son! <jasoNic> mom! <superspy> You're both stupid.
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <BIshmael> son! <jasoNic> mom! <superspy> You're both stupid.
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Locdog07> GRAPEFRUITS
* JoMomma puts in his spare eyes
TServo4I did a loooong time ago.
TonicBH0,10 Quote of idiocy with "in bed" In It: 0,7<JoMomma> tonic sucks <TonicBH> in bed <Greidanus> GAH! (#Deep13, Mysteria) 0,10 Total Quotes found: 4
TServo4JoMomma is sooo fat...
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Greidanus> QUOTE WARS!!
Greidanusenglish screenshots.. oooh
JoMommaactually, no I'm quite the skinny person
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <TServo4> geez, all MST needed was some hot chick to run out and shake her tits in front of Mike for another season...
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 * Calvin-Crowe does a Joe Don Baker impression * Calvin-Crowe has a heart attack
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 * DeRaptor uses Cal's arms as crowbars to pry open N's secret stash of nuts.
TServo4yeah...
TServo4true, Jo.
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Calvin-Crowe> That would be cool if a train hit a house as a plane crashed on it and as the house blew up as an atom bomb was dropped on it <Atlas> 1. Trains need tracks to hit stuff. <Atlas> 2. Houses have aluminum siding to prevent this. <Calvin-Crowe> 3. Don't tell people about Fight Club <exogen> No Mep, it is parked on the side, by the drive-thru. <Mepitans> Is the bus gonna crash into the bank? <Spoon> HIJACK
JoMommaxquote, search stroke of genius
Sentroid911There are no quotes with2 stroke of genius 1in them, foo!
JoMommagquote, search stroke of genius
Greidanus14No quotes containing 6,1stroke of genius14,0 were in my file.
Sentroid91hmm.. i'm liking the look of the mailing list now... 37 people... 36 if you disclude my @yahoo addy
TonicBH0,7Quote of idiocy:0,10 <Sentroid91> "THE FROGS! THE FROGS! THE FROGS! THE FROGS! THE FROGS! THE FROGS! THE FROGS! THE FROGS! THE FROGS!" (#Satelliteoflove, Mysteria)
JoMommafeh... that was a funnt quote
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TonicBH0,10 Quote of idiocy with "in bed" In It: 0,7<JoMomma> tonic sucks <TonicBH> in bed <Greidanus> GAH! (#Deep13, Mysteria) 0,10 Total Quotes found: 4
JoMomma* BobIshmael has a stroke of genius! * BobIshmael dies
Greidanus6,1 ANusQuote! --> 14,0 * DeRaptor doesn't feel anything CUZ URBAN DON'T EXIST! <TheCambot> Urban De? <DeRaptor> quiet, heathen. <TheCambot> Urban De Raptuh. <jasoN> lol <DeRaptor> shush.
TServo4xquote, search my nuts
Sentroid911There are no quotes with2 my nuts 1in them, foo!
TonicBHO_O
JoMommawww.sentroid91.com/cgi-bin/search.cgi?query=TS4s%20nuts
TServo4Bob's brain overloads alot....
TonicBHxquote, search my dick In De's Mouth
Sentroid911There are no quotes with2 my dick In De's Mouth 1in them, foo!
TServo4Sicko...
Greidanuso_O
TonicBHhehehe
TServo4No...not hehehe.
TServo4Sick Sick SIck.
JoMommajust say no ton... just say no...
Locdog07uh....
Calvin-CroweSlick Sick Simp
TonicBHI am EVEL!
TServo4De is gud perosn
JoMommain bed?
JoMomma<KevinMurphy> Just say no Trace... just say no.
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Lodovik> I M LAFFING
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 * MeltingMan crawls out of the toilet. <MeltingMan> I'm OK! <MeltingMan> I didn't even remember getting in there....weird....yeah, that's what it is....weird.
Greidanusheh
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <UrbanD> for the love of god, enough with the quotes!
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 * spyorama has a friend who scanned her breasts for a final project. <Mepitans> Whoa <Mepitans> what kinda kinky class is this:? <Mepitans> and do you have the picture? <Calvin-Crowe> Breastology 101 <Timmyling> Freaked Out Shit You Shouldn't Do 101?
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Calvin-Crowe> THERE'S SNOT ALL OVER MY SHIRT! * Calvin-Crowe wipes his hands on DK <DarKrow> LOL! <DarKrow> HEY! <DarKrow> THAT'S FEATHERS YOU JACKASS <DarKrow> IT'LL TAKE ME HOURS TO CLEAN THAT OUT * DarKrow showers in the sink
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <MSTManos> <jasoN> my dad has a cock <MSTManos> <jasoN> he trains it <MSTManos> <jasoN> it's helluva tough <MSTManos> That was FUNNT beyond all recognition.
TonicBHxquote, search proof that Lodovik's nuts juggle
Sentroid911There are no quotes with2 proof that Lodovik's nuts juggle 1in them, foo!
* Calvin-Crowe gives Ton a pic of Loc juggling his nuts
Calvin-Crowewww.solbase.org
TonicBHO_O
Greidanus6,1 ANusQuote! --> 14,0 The War is Over, Charlie Brown.
Greidanuseep
* JoMomma blackmails ton with part of a log from last night...
Calvin-CroweSent is it org or net?
TonicBHwrong character, Cal
Sentroid91it's org
Greidanushee!
Calvin-Crowehuh
Sentroid91but I took it down cause DeeK was complaining, remember?
Calvin-CroweWhy was DK complaining?
Sentroid91because he's an ass
Calvin-CroweDK-> ^(_)_)^
Sentroid91anyways... http://solbase.8m.com/poopey.htm
Greidanus6,1 ANusQuote! --> 14,0 <Greidanus> Ye Olde Gravestone Shoppe
Calvin-CroweAdded Quote <Calvin-Crowe> Why was DK complaining?
Calvin-Crowe<Sentroid91> because he's an ass<Sentroid91> because he's an ass
Greidanus6,1 ANusQuote! --> 14,0 <UrbanD> <jasoN> <Omegah> LEEF BONRX!
TonicBH0,7Quote of idiocy Added. Enjoy your day. NOT! 0,10<TonicBH> xquote, search proof that Lodovik's nuts juggle <Sentroid91> There are no quotes with proof that Lodovik's nuts juggle in them, foo! * Calvin-Crowe gives Ton a pic of Loc juggling his nuts <Calvin-Crowe> www.solbase.org <TonicBH> O_O <TonicBH> wrong character, Cal <Greidanus> hee! (#Deep13, Mysteria)
Calvin-CroweJust kidding
Calvin-CroweThat was fake
Calvin-Croweyechh
Calvin-Crowe8m is taking w while to load
Greidanus6,1 ANusQuote! --> 14,0 * Cal-Crowe opens the door to the closet <Greidanus> Bite me!! <Cal-Crowe> Come out, Greid * Greidanus tumbles out, still hog-tied <Greidanus> OW! * TServo4 bites greid
TonicBH0,10 Quote of idiocy with "buy" In It: 0,7<DarKrow> buy <JoMomma> sell! <Sentroid91> trade! (#Deep13, Mysteria) 0,10 Total Quotes found: 2
Greidanus6,1 ANusQuote! --> 14,0 * DarkonZero burps.... * DarkonZero sees a green mass form. * Locdog07 grabs the green mass <DarkonZero> Death cloud...cool. <Locdog07> *My* green mass! <DarkonZero> Loc....you're melting.
TServo4I gotta go...later.
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Greidanussee ya
JoMommaOH MAN
JoMommaNETWORK SOLUTIONS IS SO FUCKING STUPID
* TonicBH burps
* TonicBH sees green gas
JoMommathere's a domain I registered like... 9 months ago
JoMommaand i didn't pay for it
JoMommaI can;t use it
JoMommabut noone can register it either
JoMommastupid... WHEN THE FUCK DO DOMAINS "EXPIRE"
TonicBHwhen omega starts groping Anon?
Greidanuso_O
Greidanusyou ar fucked in the head, kid...
Greidanusare, even
TonicBHyep
JoMommaok, excuse me while I yell at network solutions
Greidanusheh
TonicBH0,7Quote of idiocy:0,10 <TZX-ZX> hi! * TZX-ZX fart (##junkyard, DALnet)
Greidanus6,1 ANusQuote! --> 14,0 <X_X> 0_0 <O_O> yes?
TonicBHgquote, search bite
Greidanus  6,1 Quote containing  bite --> 14,0* Cal-Crowe opens the door to the closet <Greidanus> Bite me!! <Cal-Crowe> Come out, Greid * Greidanus tumbles out, still hog-tied <Greidanus> OW! * TServo4 bites greid
Greidanus6,1 ANusQuote! --> 14,0 <TonicBH> Yuck foo: The Chinese Cuisene!
Greidanus6,1 ANusQuote! --> 14,0 <Locdog07> ?u funy <TServo4> ?backwards talking we are why <Locdog07> ?yoda english teacher our was.
TonicBHYou left out a line...
TonicBH<Jef> yuck fou
Greidanusso?
Calvin-Crowe<Sentroid91> because he's an ass<Sentroid91> because he's an ass
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <jasoN> I lufe soiled corn
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <DarKrow> Why is skinz.org so slow?<DeRaptor> cuz there's lots of morons like you on it. :)* DeRaptor hides.<Cal-Crowe> LOL!* DarKrow finds De and hurts her<DeRaptor> ow ow!
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Cal-Crowe> Newbies are bad enough, but silent newbies are worse.
TonicBHWell, that's make the point on why I said that
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <DeRaptor> pink pussycat meow meow meow
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <FoxyRoxy> BYE JERKS!!!
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <JoMomma> guess what I saw today that I haven't seen in a long time <JoMomma> guess, loc <Locdog07> Your penis?
TonicBH0,10 Quote of idiocy with "foo" In It: 0,7<Locdog07> Joe Don's hilarious one-liner in Tomorrow Never Dies: "He didn't even say goodbye!" - when James Bond jumps out of the plane <Locdog07> They should've added "Or at least a hamper of food as a going away present" (#Deep13, Mysteria) 0,10 Total Quotes found: 5
TonicBH0,10 Quote of idiocy with "yuck foo" In It: 0,7<Jef> yuck fou <TonicBH> Yuck foo: The Chinese Cuisene! (#Deep13, Mysteria) 0,10 Total Quotes found: 2
Greidanus6,1 ANusQuote! --> 14,0 *** UrbanD sets mode: -s *** ChanServ sets mode: +s <UrbanD> YOU ASS! * UrbanD puts a whoopin on ChanServ
* TonicBH is bored
* TonicBH goes to the ##junkyard
Greidanus6,1 ANusQuote! --> 14,0 * TonicBH is listening to Weird ak <TonicBH> Ack <TonmicBH> Al, even <Greidanus> weird ACK!
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Locdog07hoo boy, Blair Witch Volume 1: Rustin Parr shows what happens after the camera gets dropped at the end of Blair Witch Project
Greidanus6,1 ANusQuote! --> 14,0 <Tamahome> Don't quote me
Greidanushmm.
* Timmyling drowns in quotes.
TimmylingWhat happens?
Locdog07heh
Locdog07I don't know, 'ling.
Sentroid91hmm?
Locdog07I've got the game, but I need more memory.
Greidanus6,1 ANusQuote! --> 14,0 <Greidanus> I look like a geek. <TServo4> you mean you bite heads off of chickens, Greid?
TimmylingIn my opinion, I think it was Josh influenced by the Witch that was killing them...but that's just my opinion.
Locdog07But the developer guy just said they got asked by Haxan to show how that scene concluded.
JoMommathey got hax0red?
TimmylingYes, Jom.  They got hax0red.
JoMommaahh
Locdog07I think it probly was Josh being influenced, 'ling. Josh often looks kinda dazed during the movie, and is becomes more and more quiet as the film goes along. Towards the beginning, he helps calm Heather and Mike down when they argue, but as it goes along, he seems to cave in... I think maybe the Witch, or whatever it was, had worn him down to the point where he just didn't care, and so it was easy to take him.
JoMommaby some "skript kiddie"?
Locdog07"is becomes"? dammit
Locdog07The scene where he yells at Heather from behind the camera is the exact opposite to what he would've done towards the beginning.
Locdog07idunno
TimmylingYeah, you got a point.
Locdog07k
TimmylingWeird.  All these huge subtleties are often skipped over by me and other people watching the movie...
Locdog07Mike actually becomes more of a leader thanks to the experience, although ultimately it's a tragic thing.
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JoMommaAlo, Ms Camera Bot with English Rain
rockerbot27Hi
Locdog07Mike throwing away the map is a sign of him no longer being a sheep following everybody.
Greidanusheh.
Locdog07He was always a follower through his whole life.
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <Calvin-Crowe> Do I make you horny? <Greidanus> hell, no.
Locdog07With his parents, his friends.
TimmylingD you know of the movie "The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari," Loc?
JoMomma<Calvin-Crowe> I'm horny, baby!
Locdog07Heard of it.
TimmylingDo.
Sentroid91Do the Dew
* Calvin-Crowe ponders going to school as the croc hunter for halloween
Locdog07I will.
* Greidanus looks at English Majora's Mask screenshots
JoMommaDew be dew be dewwwww
Calvin-CroweI can bring a snake that's coiled around me head
rockerbot27kewl
JoMommaTHE RATTLE SNAKE!
* Sentroid91 got English Majora's Mask.... well, sorta... they gave us the game at Sears
* JoMomma stuns cal
JoMommaSTUNNER ON CAL!
rockerbot27Ooooooooooookaaaaaaaaay . . .
Calvin-Crowe<Croc Hunter> I just got bit by that little bugger!
Locdog07It's a total switch-around that the film ends with Mike charging around with Heather asking "Mike, where are we going?".
Calvin-Crowe<CH> I'll be dying in 4 minutes!
rockerbot27English Majora . . .any relation to English Rain?
Sentroid91Chubby Rain?
TimmylingI saw that for a class I was taking during the summer and it took me a few discussions to realize that the protaginist in the movie is actually insane and trying to kill and innocent person.  The protaginist mistakenly believes that Dr. Caligari, the guy he's trying to kill, is insane and wants to take over humanity.
rockerbot27_Chubby_ Rain?
Sentroid91<Indian Guy from Bowfinger> Yes, see the aliens come down from the rain... that's why it's chubby
rockerbot27Oooooooooooooooh . . .
JoMommaI know greid's gonna run out to the stores next week right after school just to get her pre-registered copy of Zelda
TimmylingBBL/
Timmyling.
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Locdog07see ya
Greidanusno, I need my mom ta buy it :?
Greidanus:/
* rockerbot27 looks around the room, wondering if anybody else realized that they're all completeley nuts
JoMommayou don't know how you feel?
JoMommais that what ":?" means
Calvin-CroweI know already
Greidanusshaddap
Calvin-CroweI'm not hiding my insanity
JoMomma:?  <--- unsure of one's emotion
rockerbot27heehee
JoMommawatch her k(e*10^3)l me
Calvin-Crowe:? <- Jimmy Durante
* rockerbot27 watches
rockerbot27?
* Greidanus keels Jo.
JoMommameh
JoMommayou deleted all them e's didn't ya?
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <omega> oh ye and im Tom Curze
* rockerbot27 realizes that the reason Jo sez meh is because De stole his Feh
rockerbot27Whatever that means
JoMommano, I've seen "feh" before
JoMommaactually ling's got me on the "meh" thing now
rockerbot27Peh
JoMommabesides, I can't get myself to actually SAY "feh"...
rockerbot27The way he struts around like he owns the place. PAH!
JoMommaI can SAY "meh"
Sentroid91fah
JoMommaLet's use method number 53, hmmm?
rockerbot27Elegent, painful . . .
JoMommaAnd leaves nothing behind but the great smell of Brut. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
rockerbot27<Sentroid91> fah
rockerbot27lalalalaaaaa . . .
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <jasoN> Cal, make Sent reattach my unit <Cal-Crowe> HELL NO!
JoMomma<rockerbot27> He'll have to sit and watch them all...
GreidanusBBL
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JoMommawow, no more betta roll call?
JoMommaor whatever
* JoMomma senses Joel comming on
Locdog07oh wow
JoMommamaybe not
rockerbot27Betta roll call! Flea! Lindsay! Ralph Mackenzie! Browser!
JoMommaNOT LIKE THAT LOC
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JoMommaHell mr dubba oper person man
rockerbot27I like the name Ralph Mackenzie
*** JoMomma is now known as JerryLewis
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netzgood day (except i didn't oper)
rockerbot27PRETTY PRETTY!
* Locdog07 blinks
JerryLewisOH MR... MR OPER SIR MAN... MR SIR MAN... MR OPER MAN...
JerryLewisMR OPER...
JerryLewisOH LADY! OH LADY! NICE LADY! OH MRS LADY! LADY!
rockerbot27<JerryLewis> Freynlayven!
JerryLewisOH MRS LADY PERSON!
JerryLewisMelvin...
JerryLewisMELVIN?!
rockerbot27Cabot?
rockerbot27Cabot?
rockerbot27Cabot?
rockerbot27Is that you Cabot?
Locdog07heh
JerryLewisCabot? Cabot? Cabot! Cabot? Cabot? Cabot? Cabot! Cabot! Cabot... Cabot?
rockerbot27Cabot?
Sentroid91PUMA?!
Locdog07CABOT CABOT CABOT HATH RETURNED MY DARLING CABOT!
rockerbot27Pe-yuma-maaaaa!
rockerbot27Cabot?
JerryLewispumama?
rockerbot27Big Byoo-tox?
Sentroid91pumama?
JerryLewisis that like Yoyoma?
Sentroid91Puma Man has a mommy?
*** JerryLewis is now known as JoJoMa
* JoJoMa plays the cello for #deep13
*** Sentroid91 is now known as Mr_Egg
*** Sentroid91 has left IRC
rockerbot27It's big Byoo-Tox!
*** JoJoMa is now known as JerryLewis
JerryLewisOH MR! MR EGG SIR MA!
* Mr_Egg kills JoJoMa with chopsticks and starts playing his eerie chineese music
Mr_Eggherro
JerryLewischin eese?
rockerbot27<JerryLewis> Oh Mister Egg person with the chopsticks and the thing . . .
Mr_Eggchin a?
netzMR JERRY LEWIS WILL YOU PLEASE uh.. ASK SOME STUPID QUESTIONS INSTEAD OF YELLING FOR ATTENTION
Locdog07CHINAY!
netz=)
JerryLewistimmah?
netzwait, food first.
Mr_EggGrandmaster Chinay
*** rockerbot27 is now known as Sparrow_S
JerryLewisoh not the sparrow_s thing again
*** Mr_Egg is now known as Budgie_B
*** Sparrow_S is now known as BiteMe
BiteMeRead it an weep
BiteMeWell, not weep . . .
*** Budgie_B is now known as BOO-KAH
* BOO-KAH !
BOO-KAHHey, my friend's on
BiteMekay . . .
*** BiteMe is now known as rockerbot27
* rockerbot27 is confused as usual
rockerbot27I doesn't help if you have the brains of a porcupine
BOO-KAHServo411: Mr. Franko?
BOO-KAHFunhouse81: hey there
BOO-KAHServo411: hola
BOO-KAHFunhouse81: 'trying to talk to frank stallone
BOO-KAHServo411: he still have you on block?
BOO-KAHFunhouse81: but he wont talk back
BOO-KAHFunhouse81: no
BOO-KAHFunhouse81: never did
BOO-KAHFunhouse81: hes being a turd
BOO-KAHFunhouse81: hey guess what?
BOO-KAHServo411: My friend jasoN tried talking to him again, but he blocked him permanently
rockerbot27kay
BOO-KAHFunhouse81: i got almost the ENTIRE senior class
BOO-KAHFunhouse81: to vote for him
BOO-KAHServo411: for?
BOO-KAHFunhouse81: for best actor
BOO-KAHServo411: for?
BOO-KAHFunhouse81: for d senior poll
BOO-KAHServo411: oh!
BOO-KAHFunhouse81: and he WON!!!
BOO-KAHServo411: HAHAHA!
rockerbot27I lije my Sparrow nickname!
rockerbot27It's all bridy and junk
* Locdog07 updates his damn comic
rockerbot27BIRDY!
JerryLewiswho is funhouse81?
BOO-KAHMy friend who still goes to High School
BOO-KAHcause he was a Sophomore when I graduated
JerryLewisdumb, or young?
rockerbot27<Pinky> Birdy birdy birdy . . .hahahaha!
JerryLewisahh
BOO-KAHHe's a MSTie
rockerbot27kewl
rockerbot27BIRDY!
BOO-KAHAnd he's a Franko worshipper, like myself
JerryLewis<DeRaptor> BIRDIE!
JerryLewishow is franko any good
* rockerbot27 shuts up her damn lovebird
BOO-KAHFranko is like almost God, man!
JerryLewisbtw, why did you name your self frank stalone on icq
BOO-KAHFunhouse81: hearing "Frank Stallone" said over in intercom has so far been the pinnacle of my life
*** JerryLewis is now known as JoMomma
*** JoMomma is on IRC
rockerbot27SHUT UP, YOU;RE MAKING ME WANT TO SAY BIRDIE!
BOO-KAHbecause I felt like it.
JoMomma<DeRaptor> BIRDIE! BIRDIE BIRDIE BIRDIE BIRDIE BIRDIE!
*** BOO-KAH is now known as Sentroid91
*** Sentroid91 is on IRC
* rockerbot27 is at the Bonkers site . . .please hold
* rockerbot27 looks at kewl animated gif
rockerbot27Hello?
Locdog07hi
Locdog07We're in the basement
rockerbot27kewl
Calvin-Crowekewl
Calvin-Crowe9,1Quote:1,9 <UrbanD> Urban's a big fag.
* JoMomma is away: stuff
Sentroid91damn, that's funnt
rockerbot27funnt
Sentroid91yes, funnt
*** LingAWAY is now known as Timmyling
*** Timmyling is on IRC
Locdog07wb there
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rockerbot27Gotta go.
Locdog07k
rockerbot27English Rain forever!
TimmylingRollin', rollin', rollin'.  SUVs keep rollin'.  Rollin', rollin', rollin', rawhiiiide!
TimmylingBye rocker.
* rockerbot27 rides off into the sunset, with her favorite bottle of English Rain
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Locdog07They're showing the Burkittsville 7, which I have seen, so I shall come away for 40 minutes.
TimmylingCome...away?
Locdog07From the 'Fest.
Locdog07www.blairwitchwebfest.com
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Locdog07hey sent
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Sentroid91aargh, I say
Locdog07I see.
Locdog07Foghorn Leghorn is in pain.
* Locdog07 points out that in the Blair Witch Dossier, there's a passage of text written by settlers some 300 years before Elly Kedward was born, which shows that their horses refused to go near the Black Hills forest.
Locdog07So whatever evil took a hold of Rustin Parr's mind existed well before any witch was cast into the forest.
Locdog07And in my opinion, that same evil took Elly Kedward and used her image to fool it's victims and the town nearby into thinking it was a witch.
TimmylingScary scary.
Locdog07heh
TimmylingBTW, Loc, what did you do to Karva Iguana to make him challenge you on De's GuestBoard?
Locdog07I referenced his comic in mine.
Locdog07His comic is a bunch of stickmen making perverted jokes.
TimmylingAh.
TimmylingWhat's the URL of your reference?
Locdog07Marko's mother says something about Marko's brothers being "so evil that they put Karva Komix to shame"
Locdog07I forget, something like http://www.crosswinds.net/~locdog07/tongue161.html
Locdog07it's not all that good.
Locdog07in my opinion, anyway.
TimmylingAh.
Locdog07Karva is a weirdo.
Sentroid91in bed
Locdog07he's one of the many De flirters that dot the web.
Locdog07you know, the ones that barely know her.
TimmylingAnd the ones that would gladly eat trash if she implied that she wanted it done.
Locdog07yeah.
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* JoMomma is back: boo
Locdog07They'd probly think themselves chivalrous for it, too.
* Timmyling once again clenches his fists in annoyance at the narritive-speaking posters at the GuestBoard.
Locdog07heh
* Locdog07 wonders about these celebs who obviously know nothing about The Blair Witch Project who are talking at the 'Fest.
Locdog07"Yes, uh, I do make up for this company... uh... I never saw Blair Witch Project..."
Locdog07"What are my opinions on the horror genre? Well, I remember that Jaws really scared me as a kid..."
TimmylingTime killers.  They're there to fill in the extra space.
Locdog07yeah.
Locdog07They shouldn't really have them on the first day.
Locdog07idunno
Locdog07Especially following the director.
Locdog07of Blair Witch 2, I mean, idunno
Locdog07He was funny. He was making fun of how ill prepared the Blair Witch Web Fest guys were.
* JoMomma notices the irony in the narritive method of speaking ling uses while bashing narritive speaking
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JoMommahekko
* Sentroid91 thinks we should have a D13C2K1 meeting.. but doesn't know what about... so i'll get back to you all.
Greidanusbaaaack
Locdog07"And here's a clip of Blair Witch 2. Oh, no, it's a clip of Paradise Lost. This is what live web events are all about, ladies and gentlemen!"
TimmylingI pointed that out before, JoM/
Timmyling.
JoMommayep
JoMommathat's why I pointed it out too
TimmylingAnd you said it was different, because this is IRC.
JoMommathat is true
Locdog07oh, it's true
JoMommahmmm
TimmylingAnd not some goddamn message board where you're supposed to talk and not pretend that you're doing something.
Greidanuseverybody's Kurt Angle all of a sudden...
JoMommaheh
Locdog07wow
JoMommagreid knows who angle is? wow
Locdog07wrasslin' anus
TimmylingUK - A SPURNED lover tricked his ex-girlfriend into drinking sulphuric acid then callously watched as she died screaming in agony, a court heard yesterday.
JoMommayour olympic anus hero
Locdog07O_O
Locdog07yikes
TimmylingYeah.
Greidanuseesh
TimmylingAt the start of his four-and-a-half minute conversation with an ambulance service operator, the doomed doctor could be heard coughing and spluttering in the background.  Then her continuous moans and screams were heard becoming louder.
netzeww.
* Locdog07 blinks
Locdog07geez
TimmylingRemind me to never visit the UK.  Ever ever ever.
Sentroid91ah, I got it.
Sentroid91just an update
JoMommaoh I'm sure it'll happen here too
Locdog07heh...
netztimmyling, people everywhere are stupid...you're forgetting that
* Locdog07 risks being killed by spurned sulphuric acid wielding lovers every day!
Locdog07That's just how it is in... the UK!
TimmylingYeah.  Some sado-masochist 16-year-old will pour carbolic acid all over himself tomorrow and die screaming "Anarchy in the UK."
netzhmm, China probably uses it as a method of inhumane and cruel punishment every day :P
Greidanusand it rhymes, too!!
Calvin-CroweDoes anyone know about copyrights?
Locdog07I know about copywrongs.
netzCalvin-Crowe: All I know is that they're violated actively on Napster, but hey, who cares...
netzthat's just what the Internet is all about, sharing!
netz*cougH*
Calvin-Croweheh
Greidanus6,1 ANusQuote! --> 14,0 * Cal-Crowe opens the door to the closet <Greidanus> Bite me!! <Cal-Crowe> Come out, Greid * Greidanus tumbles out, still hog-tied <Greidanus> OW! * TServo4 bites greid
Locdog07*jasoN*
JoMommaheh
Greidanus6,1 ANusQuote! --> 14,0 <DarkAngel> N has me in there
JoMommanetz is the H!
Calvin-CroweI got a filmstrip that was made in 1956 and I want to know if I put "(c) 1956" or "
JoMommanot triple H
JoMommajust "H"
Locdog07triple anus
netzthE neW faD, capitalS aT thE enD oF sentenceS
JoMommayes you put "
netz.
Calvin-CroweI got a filmstrip that was made in 1956 and I want to know if I put "(c) 1956" or "Original (c) 1956"
* DarkonZero is back...
Locdog07or words, to be more accurate, netz
Greidanusoriginal (c)
Locdog07wb Deez
netzlocdog, correct
Calvin-CroweAh
JoMommahow do you know, greid?
netzCalvin-Crowe, I don't think anyone would notice...
DarkonZeroPlease don't refer to me as "Deez".
GreidanusDEEZ
Calvin-CroweI'm afraid of the suits
Locdog07Okay, Deezy.
netzI see
JoMommawe can say DeeZee
DarkonZeroOk....I'm outta here.
JoMommabut not Deez
netzI'd use Greidanus' suggestion then..
DarkonZeroIt's the end of all time...
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
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Session Start: Wed Oct 18 18:57:18 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '<JoMomma> * Tor lays down on Locdog'
*** Set by Locdog07 on Wed Oct 18 12:38:11
Sentroid91oh, you mean about his Servo sucking?
JoMommahekko
Sentroid91PAPPY!
TServo4DZ
DarkonZeroHey-O!
TServo4heh
JoMomma"DeeZ"
TServo4don't work, Jo.
GreidanusMammy>
Greidanus?
* Locdog07 does the patented Home-Gamer finger kissing motion to DZ
DarkonZeroNo...don't refer to me as "Deez" ok?
JoMommahence the quotes, dz
Sentroid91Dizz?
JoMommaDeezNuts
TServo4Once again, showing how stupid-ass HG'ers are/
Sentroid91Eddie Deezen
DarkonZeroSee....
Greidanusheh
DarkonZeroA reason why I do not want to be refered as"Deez".
JoMommawell I've said "Deeznuts" before
DarkonZeroI'll be mistaken as someone's nuts....or Eddie Deezen.
Sentroid91Eddie Haskell
TServo4and also, DZ is nothing like DK.
JoMommachsh /bin/deeznutz
Sentroid91my deeznuts?
Greidanusheh
JoMommamy.deeznuts.com ?
DarkonZeroI watched me some new adventures of Mr. T.
Sentroid91heheh
JoMomma"My Deeznuts"
Sentroid91The SNL one, DZ?
DarkonZeroYeah...
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DarkonZero"I need work, sucka!"
JoMomma"Welcome Sentroid91 to your personal Deeznuts.com page at my.deeznuts.com"
DarkonZero"Eat your greens!"
Sentroid91"Next time stay in school!" "What?!"
* Greidanus watches as Scrooge blows all his years worth of hard earned money on one Christmas...
TServo4"Arrogance is a tough Dude!
TServo4"
TServo4heh..
Sentroid91that T Toon sound I made is funnt
* JoMomma counts down to the arrival of the new 700MHz/128Meg/20Gig system
JoMommammmmmmmmmmmm
TServo4ja!  very!
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Sentroid91no, not that
DarkonZeroOh well....
JoMommaoh thanks DeeZee
DarkonZeroIt's very fun.
JoMommaI feel SOOOOOO liked now!
JoMommaDarkonZero has joined the conversation.
JoMommaDarkonZero has left the conversation.
DarkonZeroUm......blame mIRC.
JoMommasurrrrrrrrrrre
Sentroid91huh? that VChat?
JoMommayea
TServo4MMMPFFF...Mr. T says' eecho greens!  MMMPFF
JoMommaI'm the only one there
TServo4My dad does a helluva great impression of T.
* Locdog07 hugs everybody
Greidanusawwww
TServo4Sometimes I get him to do a message on the machine...
TServo4thanks, Loc.
* Greidanus hugs Loc
GreidanusGAH! STUPID MUSICAQL NUMBERS!
Greidanus-q
Greidanusam I peered?
DarkonZeroYeah.
Locdog07no
Greidanusok
TServo4yep.
TServo4Harrassed by creditors?
* Greidanus smacks TS
TServo4ow!
TServo4Hey!
TServo4Whassat fer?
DarkonZeroI'm harassed by women.
DarkonZeroBut not often.
Locdog07wow
TServo4I'm being harrased by a beaver.
DarkonZerowow.
Greidanuseep
Locdog07I thought they accused YOU of harassment, DZ
Greidanuseh, I gotta go
DarkonZeroWell...it does work either way.
Locdog07bye anus
DarkonZeroBye Greid.
TServo4later Greid.
Greidanusbyyyyyyye!
JoMommabye
* TServo4 kickos Greid.
* Greidanus runs off with her aquarium!
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MystieMythI'm back
TServo4hey myth
Locdog07hi mystie melt friend
MystieMythAre you people ever going quit calling me melt friend
Locdog07only when you stop being his friend
MystieMythI havn't seen him in close to a year
Locdog07he's too skinny to be seen
* TServo4 is starting to not like RATMM
TServo41) They're also Trekkies there.
TServo42) There're HGers there.
TServo43) Too much digression.
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Locdog07<TS4> But I digress...
JoelHey everyone!
TServo4hey Joel.
JoelHow is everyone?
TServo4Well, even we digress, so it's not like it's a big deal..
TServo4it's just they digress into even odder topics than us.
TServo4fine, yourself?
JoelI am good...i think Jef is lying a bit though
Locdog07Jef isn't here.
JoelYeah i know that
DarkonZeroJoel....Jef still loves you.
TServo4About what, anyway?
Joeloh man...
Joelbringing his servo to school
TServo4 thing at his school?
TServo4+ the.
TServo4ahh
Joeli mean to me it sounded it believeiable but to me there was no motive to bring it to school...did he just decied to do this?
TServo4Yeah, if I brought that thing into school, I'd be mocked and hung upside-down
TServo4didn't he say it was for some kind of famous-people day?
Joelalso he would be ripped apart
TServo4No no no...
Joelwell at halloween i have to dress up...drama requires it
JoelI am going to be crow
TServo4If _I_ brought it into _my_ school.
Joelhehe
* Joel jams to "the devil went down to georiga"
TServo4Though I have, believe it or not.
TServo4We used it for a focus item.
Joelwell it's like a thing a bot builder has to do...bring it into public
TServo4yep,
Joeli think it's a bot builders duty to bring a bot into work, or school or somthing
TServo4Yeah, it always brightens the place up.
Joelhehe HELL YEAH!
TServo4and you get to know the MSTies at the place, too.,
TServo4-,
Joeloh yeah
JoMommaI only did that when I know its "safe"... ie: I won't get weird looks or something
* TServo4 is glad he didn't have much email this week.
JoMommawhich was only twice
TServo4yeah..
DarkonZeroHOLY SCHNIKES!
TServo4I never take it out at family things though...
Joelwhat?
JoMommaonce to my dad's work place (which consists of only 2 other people)
JoMommaand once over to JoeCrow's house
Joelwell to work it dosn't matter they won't shred it
Joelbut at school there are some mean motherfu**ers there!
TServo4Yeah.  Believe it or not, my friend not only doesn't watch MST...he _hates_ it.
JoMommaschool kids would try to break it
MystieMythHe must die!
JoMommaat work they'd mock you
Joelhehe
TServo4So...It left a scar on me.
Joelhehe
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TServo4I don't really go into depth on my little "obsession" with non-MSTie freinds.
JoelIf i ever get a G/F (HAHAHAHA) she dosn't have to like but she can't hate it
TServo4heh, yeah, that's one of my rules/.
Joelhehe yup
TServo4And if I ever get married (HAHAHAHAH)...she'll hafta be a MSTie.
JoMommaI still do not understand how people HATE the show
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Joeli know and they watch like 10 seconds of it
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MystieMythhi de
DeRaptorHELLO
TServo4This guy said that it's not only "not funny" even though he was laughing when he watched it...
JoelHey de
Joelhehe
TServo4He said it being, "gay"  "stupid" "I don't get it"
TServo4such....
TServo4hey De
TServo4"What the fuck are those robots, anyway?"
JoelI also think that you have to have a a high level of thinking to understand it
TServo4Yeah, something he's missing.
TServo4And some level of maturity, also.
Joelyeah
TServo4even though I might be the most immature adult you might meet.
Joelhehe
TServo4I'm still a 15 year old at heart.
Joelbut it's fun to be immature though
TServo4yeah, alot of mine goes out into this room, though.
Joelbut not ALL the time
TServo4I'm a very quiet, calm person in reality.
Joelwhy do i get the feeling that only me and TS4 are talking?
TServo4Tired...heh
TServo4Cause we are.
Joeloh ok
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* Joel looks at TS4 and smiles evily
TServo4Heh...we're doing a mock-PSA for my TV Class..
* Joel knocks TS4 globe off rendering him blind
TServo4HEY!
* TServo4 hotglues it back on.
* Joel laughs
TServo4I've memorized almost every line by now..
TServo4Water Pollution: It's a problem that hits close to home.
TServo4The picture you see here is of the Hudson.
Joelyou know jack i was wondering in like 10 years i am sure they are going to come up with AI...do you think that's a bad thing?
TServo4Al?
Joelaritifical inteligance
TServo4oh....ai
TServo4looked like an L.
TServo4Like Weird Al.
TServo4I don't think it'll ever be a problem.
TServo4Not if it's programmed with the Asimov Laws.
TServo4If they do that, we're fine.
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TServo4Now I'm the only one talking.
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Joelhehe
MystieMytheveryone else is dead
Joelsorry
TServo4there ya are..
TServo4hrh
TServo4s'ok
Joeli was reading somthing Jor send me
TServo4oh yeah?
MystieMythI'm looking for someone on dalnet
TServo4Oh!  I almost forgot!
TServo4I hafta post something on the botuilders list!
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TServo4Very important.
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DeRaptorabout how servo is a chick magnet?
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* TonicBH Joins #Deep13, From a vortex in Mobius, Dancing to some music.
MystieMythhi tonic
TonicBHHey De, Sent, DZ, Joel, Myst & Jack
Joelwhat?
* TonicBH listens to My Bologna
TServo4hey Ton.
Joeloh hey
Joelhehe
Joeli didn't read the red
Joelrest*
TonicBHok
TonicBHalso: I'm listening to the Album version of "My Bologna", not the original one from 1980.
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TServo4Peered
* TonicBH kills Peer
TServo4Servo's always a chick magnet.
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TServo4I dunno...
TServo4I liked the original song as it was.
TServo4When Al did it, it was Ok..
TServo4now there's all these stupid Taco Bell parodies and such...they really suck.
DarkonZeroZORBA!
TServo4TORCHA!
MystieMythhuzzah!
Sentroid91AADGKA!
TServo4I'm Huge!
Sentroid91ZAH!
TServo4ROWSDOWER?!
DarkonZeroROWSDOWER!
TonicBHROWSDOWER!
MystieMythMITCHELL!
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TServo4Chief?!
* DeRaptor wonders what the hell is with icq.
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DeRaptor'lo dog
Locdog07heyyy
TServo4Lo Loc
MystieMythHI LOC
TServo4I see ya, De
Locdog07HI MELT'S FRIEND
* DeRaptor wonders if melt got killed today for wearing his pink powerpuff shirt to school.
TServo4hehe
* Locdog07 blinks
MystieMythdid he really?
Locdog07no, he's just tryin' to impress us.
* TServo4 wonders what the mockery ratio is in Melty's school.
Locdog07haw haw,
Sentroid91/sound thundertits.wav
Sentroid91huh?
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TServo4he
TServo4there  ya go.
MystieMythno one at our shcool gives a rat's ass about what anyone else does
DeRaptorah. that is probably a good thing.
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TServo4Yeah...
TServo4It was the opposite in my school..
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MystieMythhi jo
TServo4everything was everyone's buisiness.
Locdog07hiya jobo
TServo4-i
DarkonZeroHUZZAH!
MystieMythgo rei-rei
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DeRaptorWELCOME BACK MISTER HAT
MystieMythi think i meant rey-rey
* Locdog07 blinks at the guy talkin' about web comics at the Blair Witch Web Fest
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TServo4Whassis from?
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Locdog07Hmm...
* Locdog07 blinks at the guy tellin' us how to get our comics noticed
Locdog07I'll wave it in front of people
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DeRaptorfun
* Locdog07 waves his comic in front of De!
* DeRaptor attempts to figure out how to use ImageReady to animate a button.
Locdog07Buuuttoooonnn
Sentroid91in bed
Locdog07uh oh, a pagan ritual is about to be performed live
* TonicBH has yet ANOTHER song spoof in limbo
TonicBHLike a Sturgeon/Like a Seaman
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* JoMomma is away: Time for goto bed!
* TonicBH watches this FOX Special
Locdog07byeee
JoMommaLocdog's turning into greidanus?
TonicBHbuy Jo for $2!
JoMommaI'm worth at least $3!!!
* Locdog07 steals Jo
DeRaptorare they going to have a blood sacrifice?
* MystieMyth sells jo for $3.50
Locdog07Ummmmno.
Locdog07they're tellin' us not to be afraid.
Sentroid91mEgAsCrIpT 2.0 created by Sentroid919,1http://www.mstiegate.com
Locdog07and that they have one commandment, and that is to not harm
MystieMythI just received an email about the blair witch!
Locdog07oh?
MystieMyth It's from actio 6 news and it's called Blair Witch Murder Story Exclusive Video
Locdog07oh, yes.
MystieMythyou know what that is?
Locdog07Yeah
Locdog07www.actionsixnews.com
Locdog07or www.action6news.com , I forget
MystieMythI meant about the blair witch
Locdog07Yes.
Locdog07It's a Blair Witch site.
Sentroid911,9[s9=mS]=Now Playing 9,1-9=9-+{9,1Offspring - Genocide.mp3 9}+-9=1-9Size9-1=9-+{9 3.41MB 9}+-9=1-
MystieMythwell I gotta go
Locdog07bye
MystieMythbye everyone
MystieMythbuy bye
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DarkonZeroI'll brb.
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Session Start: Wed Oct 18 20:10:34 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '<JoMomma> * Tor lays down on Locdog'
*** Set by Locdog07 on Wed Oct 18 12:38:11
Locdog07hi dz
DarkonZeroHey-o!
Sentroid91wb, gramps
DarkonZeroThankalicious!
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Sentroid91
DeRaptorwho wants my deraptor for president button?
Sentroid91feh?
Locdog07Duuuuuhhh, ok.
Sentroid91HEY! Where the hell's my glove?!
* Locdog07 slashes Sent's tummy open with the glove
Sentroid91in bed
Locdog07no, that's NOES1
* Sentroid91 watches a flesh eating maggots crawl out and tear Loc apart
* Locdog07 blinks
Locdog07icky.
* Locdog07 does not want DeRaptor for president.
Locdog07I want a flower pot for president.
Sentroid91ahh
DeRaptorfeh! fine.
Sentroid91Bob the Angry Flower for President
Sentroid91I guess i'll take your stinky banner
Locdog07it's stinky cuz De's armpits are on it.
Sentroid91brb
DeRaptorbe quiet, loc
Sentroid91exactly
Locdog07noooo!
Locdog07if you're running for president, I get to insult you!
Sentroid91stinky armpits
Locdog07DE AND MONICA LEWINSKY AND A CIGAR!
Sentroid91<De> I invented B.O.
DarkonZeroWell......methinks I heard enough.
DeRaptorI invented IRC!
Locdog07Sure you did, De.
Sentroid91in bed
DeRaptorNo, invented IRC on the computer.
Sentroid91in bed
Locdog07wow, they have antlers
DarkonZeroYeah....and I'm God.....
Sentroid91in bed
DarkonZeroOh wait...I am God.
Sentroid91in bed
Sentroid91heheh
DarkonZeroYup.
DeRaptorYou are? So why do you let people starve in ethiopia?
DarkonZeroCause I can.
Locdog07Yeah, you bitch.
DeRaptorAnd why did you give me wisdom teeth that just needed to be removed?
DeRaptorOh. Figures!
DarkonZeroCause I can.
* Locdog07 is the Devil
Sentroid91heheh
Sentroid91in bed
Locdog07yep, horny.
Sentroid91<Jack Nicholson> I'm just your average horny little devil
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Joelstupid ass computer
Joelso how is everyone today?
DarkonZeroI am fine.....dandy....peachy keen!
Locdog07De's ass is just peachy,
DarkonZeroWhoa....
DeRaptorheeeey
Locdog07It said so.
Locdog07Whaaat?
DarkonZeroOh......it's fuzzy.
Joelhey lohehe
Joelhehe*
DeRaptorleave my ass alone
Locdog07Hey johehe
Joelvery funny
DarkonZeroDe...no problem with doing that what-so-ever.
* Locdog07 gives De's ass a carrot to make up for the mockery.
DarkonZeroI'll be across the room.
Joelhehe
* Locdog07 runs
Joelhey Loc gimmi a link to your comic
Joelpuh-leez
Locdog07http://www.crosswinds.net/~locdog07/thetongue.html
Joelthanks ye
DarkonZero<Joel> GIMME SOME SUGAH TOO!
DarkonZeroAnd......ACTION!
* TonicBH IS BORED
Joelno Jef wants some sugar from me
DarkonZeroYEEGH!
DeRaptor<Tonic> There are no melting men for me to molest!
* Locdog07 blinks
Joelbut he can hang that up
* TonicBH smacks De
TonicBHStfu with me & melt
DeRaptorow.
TonicBH0,10 Quote of idiocy with "private" In It: 0,7<`KoMYK`45> SEXO SEXO SEX SEX GRATIS FREE!!! http://www.purosexo.com (Private Message, Starlink) 0,10 Total Quotes found: 4
DeRaptorwhy?
Locdog07<TonicBH> Melt and I are leaving you.
DarkonZeroSoap opera city!
DarkonZeroHUZZAH!
TonicBHbecause I don't have any relations with Melt
Joelwow merchaindise?
Locdog07Huh?
Locdog07oh, yeah... you can buy Tongue crap.
Locdog07Please do.
Locdog07I want money.
Joelhehe
Locdog07I'm serious.
DarkonZeroTongue crap......kinda unsettling.
Locdog07I sold my left arm for cash.
DeRaptorIs the tongue even a character anymore?
Locdog07heheh
DarkonZeroNever knew a tongue can have a bowel movement.
Locdog07The Tongue randomly decides to appear in his own comic from time to time.
DarkonZeroThe Tongue....guest starring....The Tongue.
Joelhey Loc I would buy the mouse pad but...11.00 for a mouse pad? I can get one for free
Locdog07Umm, I'll put the price down, I guess.
Locdog07How about 5 bucks?
DarkonZero2 cents.
DarkonZeroFinal offer.
Locdog07shaddap
DarkonZero:)
Locdog07heheh
Locdog07uh oh, they're doing the ritual
Joel5 bucks seems good, shipping how much?
Locdog07idunno, Joel
JoelMarko is stil my favorite character
Joelstill*
Locdog07heheh
Locdog07Everybody likes Marko, for some reason.
DeRaptorI don't think cafepress will LET you sell them that low.
Joelyou should make dolls of the charaters
Locdog07heh.
Locdog07I'd like that.
DarkonZeroMERCHANDISING!
Locdog07how do you make a doll of a two dimensional rectangle, though?
Joeleasy it would be like a pillow
DarkonZeroGet a brick.
Joelhehe
Locdog07but that has three dimensions! :P
Joelso?
DarkonZeroBut a doll is three dimensions.
TonicBH0,7Quote of idiocy:0,10 <vmalloc> tonicbh: the president has been kidnapped by ninjas. are you a bad enough dude to rescue him? <TonicBH> No. (#Sonic, EFNet)
Locdog07that's my point
* DeRaptor wishes she could make dolls.
Joeland you want to make him only have 2 dimensions?
Locdog07It wouldn't seem right any other way, Joel.
Joelok Loc i don't think that the aliens have gotten out of st. louis yet
Locdog07that's right.
Joeli think they are still at the con
Locdog07Right.
Locdog07AAAGGGH! THEY'RE CHANTING!
Joelok well make them have more interactions at the con
Locdog07Uh, no, Joel.
DeRaptorALIENS?
DeRaptoroh...those aliens.
Locdog07Yes, De, they're aliens.
Joelwhy not?
Joelhehe
Locdog07Cuz that would get boring real quick.
Locdog07"Oh, look, another person, hello,"
JoelNo don't do that i mean like with bill and Mike and more of that
Locdog07Yes, it'd be the same thing.
JoelI know you did it once but it was really cool
Locdog07Fh.
Locdog07oops
Locdog07Feh.
Joelwell I mean i think your doing great with the comic
Locdog07I had around 6 or 7 strips with them talking to photo people. If people read my comic and didn't know who they were, it would get frustrating.
Joeltrue
Joelyou should also make "Hidden strips" like the stips you were going to use...but didn't
Locdog07And if you hadn't noticed, these latest strips have been a little character intensive, and that's what I want to do with my comic at this early stage.
Locdog07The relationship with Marko and his mother is being revealed a little more, Rob's parental attitude is being developed...
TonicBH0,7Quote of idiocy:0,10 *** Timmyling changes topic to '<Locdog07> DK is way too obsessed with Pink Floyd. <Timmyling> Indeed. <DarKrow> There is no such thing as being too obsessed with Pink Floyd <Timmyling> Yes there is. (#Deep13, Mysteria)
Locdog07Future plot points are being raised, only to be kept hidden till they're ready to be fully utilized later.
TonicBHwhen nobody cares
Locdog07Uh, ok.
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* UrbanD ninjas his way in, pretty pretty dancing all the while.
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DarkonZeroUrb........
DeRaptor'lo urb
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TonicBHwtf is with this "Pretty Pretty Dancing"?
Joelhey urb
* UrbanD is TIERD AND EXHOSTED!
UrbanDif i don't say anything for 20 minutes, call the police.  that means my heart's stopped beating.
Joelhehe
Joelok we will wait for 7 years
UrbanDcute.
* Locdog07 shall brb
DarkonZeroI'll give ya like 3 second......before I leave the room.
DarkonZero:)
* UrbanD sits motionless listening to his heart thumping away
DarkonZero<:)
Joelhehe
* TonicBH wonders if he should start his MP3s
UrbanD,:)
UrbanDi shaved the other eyebrow off.
Joelumm
UrbanDsee?  ==>   ,:)
Joeloooh
UrbanDone eyebrow, etc etc.
Joel@:o)
Joelelvis
DarkonZeroNice coiff.
DarkonZerocioff.
DarkonZeroWhatever.
UrbanDpompadore.
DarkonZeroThere...that works. Thanks.
UrbanDanytime ^_^
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Joelwell i am going to go work on my MST3K drama costume, see you guys later
Sentroid91SHADDAP!
* DeRaptor snickers
Joelo_o
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Locdog07heh
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DeRaptor"I'm so pretty! I'm so pretty! watch this!"
Joelummm
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* UrbanD dances prettily
* Joel walks outta deep 13 and into the real world
JoelAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Locdog07the real world killed him
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Locdog07heh... the bar tender in the Blair Witch 3D World is called Mitch...
Locdog07I reckon it's Joe Don Baker
DeRaptoreek
UrbanDblair witch 3d whatnow?
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Locdog07Blair Witch 3D World
Locdog07www.worlds.com
Sentroid91<Loc> I lufe the Blair Witch
UrbanDcool.
Sentroid91<Loc> I want to marry her.
DeRaptor<Loc> Mmmmmm...massive amounts of body hair.
* Locdog07 blinks
* DeRaptor runs.
Locdog07you'd know about that, De.
* Locdog07 runs.
Sentroid91in bed
DeRaptorheey
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UrbanDi'm leaving now, but my heart is still beating, so don't worry about me.
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Locdog07his heart will go on.
Sentroid91in bed
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DeRaptorwho's he talkin about? some guys in jumpsuits?
Sentroid91DEVO
Locdog07yeah, and goggles
DeRaptorah
* TonicBH listens to The Rolling Stones
Sentroid91in bed
TonicBHwow.
* Locdog07 was afraid of the male witch in the ritual who was chanting loud
DeRaptordid he have a pointy black hat?
Locdog07Umm, nope.
DeRaptorwhy?
Locdog07cuz the hats are silly.
Locdog07he had a broomstick though
DeRaptorcool
DarkonZeroShoes.....Shoes Mcgee? WHERE ARE YA!?!?
Locdog07everywhere
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* Locdog07 shall go now
Locdog07bye folks
DarkonZeroBye...
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DeRaptorpoof
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* TonicBH must go now too
TonicBHchao!
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Sentroid91hey De? You know the addy for that Crow that Joe Crow made? DZ doesn't know about it.
Sentroid91or Jo.. if he's awake?
DarkonZeroHEEEELLOOOOO!
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DeRaptorwhat crow? the sick one?
Sentroid91yeah, that
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DarkonZeroCrow with a schlong.....just what I wanted to see....yippee.
Sentroid91you make it sound like it's a bad thing
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DarkonZeroHmmmmm.....I could be.
Sentroid91.splay stop
DeRaptorI don't remember. Jo would, he's looked at it, the perv.
Sentroid91it's probably www.goatse.ex
Sentroid919,1No quotes containing 1,9goat9,1 were in my file.
DeRaptorsomething like that.
DeRaptorthat or dolphinsex.org
* Sentroid91 thinks evil thoughts....
Sentroid91deraptorse.ex?
* Sentroid91 shudders
DarkonZeroDolphinsex.org....a subsidiary of Animalfuck.com.
Sentroid91<Dr Doolite> If I could fuck with the animals... hump with the animals.... come and jerk and sex with the animals!
DeRaptortonicandmeltse.cx
Sentroid91lodovikse.cx
Sentroid91nutjugglingse.cx
DarkonZeroTS4andhandse.cx
DarkonZeroAnd now for something completely different.
DarkonZeroI DON'T LIKE SAPM!
DarkonZeroSPAM EVEN!
DarkonZeroAkmed?
DarkonZeroAkmed? Where are you?
DarkonZero<Akmed> I am not in the well!
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RobertoKayYo.
DarkonZeroHekko.
DeRaptor'lo rob
RobertoKayHmm. Dead room, I presume.
RobertoKayHey, that rhymes!
RobertoKayYep, yep. Sure does.
DarkonZeroA couple of us are in VChat.
RobertoKayI see.
RobertoKayI found out that Cahoots actually can work on my comp. But my mike is f'ed up.
RobertoKaySo.
DeRaptorso get another mic!
* DeRaptor tries to remember the filenames of Loc's creepy rob remixes.
RobertoKayNo.
RobertoKayNO!
DeRaptorheehee...the laugh was evil!
RobertoKayGawd, those were evil.
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IncredibleMeltingManHello!
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DeRaptorheyyy melt
RobertoKayHi, Melt.
DeRaptorremember those evil remixes loc made of rob?
IncredibleMeltingManHow could I forget.....
IncredibleMeltingManI remember.
RobertoKayHow about if I help you to forget?
IncredibleMeltingManI will forget eventually, prolly.
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DeRaptorOH NO!
IncredibleMeltingManmanosbob!?
DeRaptorTHE LAUGH!
RobertoKayHuh?
* RobertoKay kills De for doing that,
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RobertoKayLuckily, I got rid of that sound ages ago.
DeRaptorthis is worse!
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IncredibleMeltingManI do not remember the ones De's playing.....
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DeRaptorthe hell?
IncredibleMeltingManOops.
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DeRaptoragh...you don't want that one.
IncredibleMeltingManYeep.
DeRaptormanosmix.wav could be used to drive a person insane
IncredibleMeltingManHeheh, Loc is baaaaaaaaad.  
RobertoKayHow many of those did Loc make?
RobertoKayThat way I have a reason to flog him later in an orderly fashion.
RobertoKayAnd, of course, cite it as a late birthday present or something.
DeRaptortoo many
RobertoKayCan't be that many. Unless Loc REALLY had a lot of time in his... wait.
DeRaptorI think manoswins1.wav was derived from something called omegawins.wav or something
RobertoKayYeah. I made omegawins.wav
DeRaptoroooh.
DeRaptorand...it looks like I don't have it. eesh
DeRaptorand of course there's manosreallywins.wav and manosreallywins2.wav...which I believe Loc is reponsible for...
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Sentroid91Loc is responsible for lufing the Blair Witch
RobertoKayBut we already know that.
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* DeRaptor hides under the couch.
IncredibleMeltingManAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
IncredibleMeltingManI hadn't heard this!
DeRaptorhow'd you evade hearing it?
RobertoKayNo one brought it up?
RobertoKayOr I threatened to kill people who brought it up.
IncredibleMeltingManI'd heard the Manoswins crap, though........please don't play it.
RobertoKayFor the sake of mankind, even.
RobertoKayWell... just me.
DeRaptorwell, a couple sort-of-men count as mankind, right?
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RobertoKayYes.
DeRaptorheeeey meppy meppy tans tans
MepitansHey Dee dee RAPTOR
RobertoKayMep.
IncredibleMeltingManMeppy!
MepitansMelty!
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DeRaptorLoc really must be punished for that.
IncredibleMeltingManLoc is depraved!
RobertoKayLoc needs a good flogging.
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RobertoKayAh... the classics.
* DeRaptor needs to know which one is bob.
Sentroid91Loc just needs the Blair Witch
DeRaptoryep
Mepitanswhat at are you talking about De?
Sentroid91in bed, preferrebly
DeRaptorewwww
DeRaptorin this wav
* RobertoKay looks up.
Sentroid91no, in the bed
RobertoKayBob is the one who isn't being serious, De.
Sentroid91there is no wav
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DeRaptorthe one who's thanking his second cousin?
DeRaptordude.
RobertoKayYeah.
Sentroid91although, if there was... it would probably sounds something like <Loc> I want to fuck the Blair Witch, my dear!
DeRaptorso have you stalked him yet?
Mepitanswhat .wav?
RobertoKayYou mean me stalking Bob?
DeRaptorDZandBobDoHamlet.wav
Mepitanssend it
RobertoKayI can't stalk him until I can legally drive.
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Mepitansnot DCC
MepitansAIM
RobertoKayCan I have bob3.wav?
DeRaptorI'm not sure if it's him...
MepitansWhere the hell is Bob
RobertoKayDoing "better things."
RobertoKayThat's according to him, though.
DarkonZeroRoobby.....need bob3?
DarkonZeroYes...Roobby.
RobertoKayDe just sent it.
DeRaptoryeh, I think this must be him
Sentroid91"Nothing says lovin' like a good old S&M position."
MepitansDe the send is going too slow
DeRaptorhmmm...well
Mepitansit is a prankc all
Mepitansand
Mepitansthe guy calls one of those electric dog fence places, and asks to buy colars for his abby sitting service
Mepitansand the lady gets mad and stuff
RobertoKayDZ, what was the wav with you and Bob on the phone trying to trick your brother, again?
DarkonZeroHold on.....
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NegaweaponAllo allo!
Sentroid91'lo
DeRaptorand what is manosbob.wav and all the others taken from?
DeRaptorand hello there, negs.
RobertoKayHey there, Negs.
NegaweaponSo, I have but one question...
IncredibleMeltingManNegaweapon!  Hello!
NegaweaponHow does Loc protect himself from... um... splinters and stuff?
Sentroid91With the Blair Witch
Sentroid91She keeps him warm
Sentroid91in bed
* DeRaptor looks at negs.
DeRaptorhuh?
IncredibleMeltingManSplinters!?
DeRaptorthe topic?
Sentroid91I think he means the StickMan
NegaweaponThe stick... figure thing.... Loc's obcession with Blair WItch...
Sentroid91The one I beat the shit out of in that dream I had
DarkonZeroShit Robby...I forgot.
NegaweaponStickwoman, Sent,'
Sentroid91Shit Robby?
RobertoKayEh. It's okay.
[DeRaptor SOUND]
RobertoKayAnd my first name is not Shit, DZ.
DarkonZeroI COMMAND YOU TO SHIT, ROBBY!
Sentroid91Shit Robby: From the makers of Shit Phone.
RobertoKayDAH!
DeRaptorheh...bob does sound like a blonde surfer dude!
DarkonZeroROBBY! I FOUND IT!
RobertoKayHe does.
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RobertoKayWhoo!
DeRaptorand there's the freakiest wav in the world, right there
DeRaptorwhat'd ya find and can I have it?
Sentroid91He found it under Ironf
Sentroid91He also found Ahkmed
NegaweaponDude... wash it off before using it.
DeRaptorewwwwwwwww
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NegaweaponIronF didn't have a magnetic personality... but he might have had his own gravitational pull.
DeRaptorwow
RobertoKayIronf IS Kentucky.
RobertoKayWhich goes to prove that the South is full of fat, white annoying guys.
DeRaptorI think Kentucky is only a small part of ironf.
NegaweaponKentucky is where we throw all the crap from here in Ohio that noone wants.
[Sentroid91 SOUND]
DeRaptorthere's skinny, white annoying girlie guys there too....
* DeRaptor runs
RobertoKayDZ, what was that all about?
RobertoKayTo tell the truth, the trick wasn't really all that elaborate.
DarkonZeroI know.
DeRaptorgive me sound.
DarkonZeroFARK OFF!
NegaweaponBut it was at 3 AM...
DeRaptornooooo
NegaweaponOh, all my sounds got deleted, so if anyone wants to donate to the NEga SOundfiles, please do.  
* Negaweapon holds out his hat
Sentroid911,9[s9=mS]=Now Playing 9,1-9=9-+{9,1Offspring - Genocide.mp3 9}+-9=1-9Size9-1=9-+{9 3.41MB 9}+-9=1-
* DeRaptor grins evilly and sends nega a sound...
IncredibleMeltingManoh no!
RobertoKayIf it's manoswins, Negs, don't accept it.
RobertoKayOr manosmix
IncredibleMeltingManThat's not nice, De!
DeRaptorheeheeheehee!
* IncredibleMeltingMan whispers to De.... "manosreallywins.wav"
DeRaptorat least it's not manosreallywins.wav
IncredibleMeltingManHeehee!
DeRaptorheheh...yeah! Negs can have that next.
Negaweaponoh, thanks... now you've REALLY got my curioscity up.
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* jasoN jasons in
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[jasoN SOUND]
DarkonZeroHey N.
jasoNhi
RobertoKayHey there, N.
DeRaptorHowdy jase.
Sentroid91hey there, Foo
MepitansN
MepitansGues what
Mepitansguess
DarkonZero"I need work, sucka!"
IncredibleMeltingManHello, N!
Sentroid91<Mep> I'm leaving you, I found a new hetero lifemate!
DarkonZero"Eat your greens!"
DeRaptoroh no!
* Negaweapon listens to the Manosmix file, and his eyes glaze over
Sentroid91<Mepitans> OH NO!
jasoNWhat, mepitans?
[Sentroid91 SOUND]
jasoNyou got more gold chains?
MepitansYeah
jasoNcool
Mepitansthey had a 3 for 1 deal at the helluva tough store
jasoNhehe
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[jasoN SOUND]
DeRaptorwhere is the helluva tough store and what can I buy there?
jasoNYou can't buy anything there.  Only helluva tough people are allowed in the door =)
MepitansSOrry but that location cannot be given out
MepitansYes
jasoNit's a very secret operation.  They don't want just anyone becoming helluva tough
jasoNWe would have a nation of helluva tough people just throwing each other all the time
Mepitansyeah
* DeRaptor beats up the people guarding the helluva tough store.
jasoNit would be kinda funny, but not practical
jasoNDe, that was the people guarding the Geek Tech store
jasoNyou dont know where the helluva tough store is
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* Sentroid-Sleeping goes in bed
NegaweaponIt's right next to the place where they sell all the spandex to the gay bikers...
DarkonZeroHOLY WATERING HOLE BATMAN!
DeRaptor<Nega> In fact, it's the same place, really.
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DarkonZeroDAMMIT! SLEEEEEEEEP!
NegaweaponI couldn't have put it better myself, De.
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Sentroid-SleepingI am. I wanted to change the topic in #SoL
Sentroid-Sleeping1 day left til v19.0
RobertoKayWhat is this 19 point O?
DarkonZeroI thought it was version 10.3.
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Sentroid-Sleepingperhaps if you went on ICQ and/or read my eGroups posts, you'd know
RobertoKayI don't have ICQ.
RobertoKayAnd I don't have time for e-groups.
Sentroid-Sleepingyou don't check e-mail?
DarkonZeroWell.....I'm gonna idle for a while.
* jasoN goes to the gay biker store to get a birthday gift for Sentroid
RobertoKayNi.
* DarkonZero is away! 4,1REASON:(What the hell do you need to know for?)4,1
* jasoN steals a pile of DZ's comic books and wraps them up for Sent
DeRaptorget something pink for melt, too
* jasoN steals some of DZ's girly comics for melt
* Sentroid-Sleeping checks his e-mail before sleep...
DarkonZeroHEY! LEAVE MY PORN ALONE!
Sentroid-SleepingDAH! Loc sent me something from Blair Witch
* DeRaptor plucks one of frank stallone's nosehairs while he sleeps and gives it to Sent.
* DarkonZero leaves.
Sentroid-SleepingDear Sentroid,
Sentroid-SleepingSomeone has sent you a Blair Witch voodoo curse through PinStruck.com.
Sentroid-SleepingTo view your
Sentroid-Sleepingpersonalized curse, click the link at the bottom of this e-mail. Before
Sentroid-Sleepingyou do, make sure to read the following warning:
Sentroid-Sleeping---
Sentroid-SleepingWARNING:
Sentroid-SleepingIf you are sensitive, paranoid or superstitious in nature, viewing your
Sentroid-Sleepingvoodoo curse may be upsetting to you. Curses are not suitable for
Sentroid-Sleepingviewing
jasoNyeah, i got that too
Sentroid-Sleepingby people under the age of 18.
Sentroid-SleepingIf you fall into any of these categories it would probably be best to
Sentroid-Sleepingdelete thi
* DarkonZero returns....
Sentroid-Sleepingspeaking of which, my friend at my old High School told me he got everyone in his Senior class to vote for Franko as best actor in the yearbook
DarkonZeroI lucked out...I got no such thing.
* DarkonZero leaves.
* jasoN steals more of DZ's porn
RobertoKayThe helluva tough store evidently needs more inventory.
jasoNoh sure, like you'd know.  Only me and Mep are helluva tough enough to enter
jasoNi can pick you up a Mr.T chia pet if you want
* DeRaptor steals N's baby pictures.
RobertoKayUh...
RobertoKayNo thanks.
RobertoKayMaybe next time.
* jasoN eyes De
DeRaptorI want a Mr. T chia  pet@
DeRaptor!
jasoNgimme my pictures back
* DeRaptor eyes N back!
DeRaptorno.
jasoNplease?
DeRaptorthey have bob in them and they are funny.
* DeRaptor shows everybody suckle.gif
jasoNthey aren't funny
jasoNi was a cute baby!
* jasoN runs DeRaptor over with his custom 1982 GMC van!
* DeRaptor gives N his photos back after having copies made for herself at kinkos.
jasoNARRRR
* DeRaptor gives everybody copies.
jasoNARRRR
Sentroid-Sleepingin bed
* DeRaptor ponders drawing #Deep13 babies, ala muppet babies or somethin
Sentroid-Sleepingyeah, just like the Chibi one I bet
Sentroid-Sleepingeveryone but Sentroid
jasoNwouldn't that be much like chibideep13?
DeRaptorheheh. but babies...in diapers.
DeRaptorwith bottles.
DeRaptorit would be covered in spittle and stupid.
Sentroid-Sleepingand no Sentroid
IncredibleMeltingManPoopies!?
DeRaptoryes, a baby sentroid in a diaper.
jasoNaren't all of your drawings covered in spittle and stupid?
DeRaptor<Melt> That's my favorite part!
DeRaptorno, just this one.
jasoNoh
jasoNok
Sentroid-Sleepingwell if you do, I want my razor glove included
DeRaptorit will be a cute baby razor glove of death.
Sentroid-Sleepingfah. anyways, me go now
DeRaptorGOODNIGHT
Sentroid-Sleepingbye, stinkie
jasoNstinkie, hehe
DeRaptoryou're stinkier!
jasoNam not
jasoNi smell sweet
DeRaptorsuuure
jasoNi am wearing my Essence Of T cologn that i got at the helluvatough store
jasoNi smell just like a sweaty black guy, with a hint of polished gold
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DeRaptordo you smell tougher than you are, too?
jasoNno
jasoNi am tough.
jasoNAND
jasoNi smell tough
jasoNNEVER FORGET THAT
DeRaptorokay...do you smell more muscular than you are, then?
jasoNLIZARD
DeRaptorI AM NOT A LIZARD, RAT
jasoNwhat's muscle?
jasoNhehe
DeRaptoroh...uh...it's this thing that Mr. T has on his arms.
* jasoN grabs De with his non-muscular vampiric arms
* jasoN throws DeRaptor helluva far away!
DeRaptorhey!
DeRaptorthat is mean to throw me!
jasoNbet you wish you were a bird now, lizardfoo'!
DeRaptorI am a flightless bird!
* jasoN watches De land in a small pond
jasoNso i see.
DeRaptorow.
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[jasoN SOUND]
* DeRaptor throws N far away to saturn for that!
* jasoN drives back in his van
DeRaptoryou are melting now!
jasoNNo i'm not
jasoNmy skin is too helluva tough to melt
DeRaptoryes you are! I threw you into saturn's rings.
IncredibleMeltingManUh oh...... he does not melt!?
jasoNMelty was not helluva tough.  That is why he was effected.
DeRaptorheheh...so it only melts girlie men?
* DarkonZero is back...
jasoNYES!
IncredibleMeltingManI am so helluva tough!
DeRaptorwow.
RobertoKaywb, DZ.
DarkonZeroThankee.
jasoNspeaking of girlie men, wb DZ
* DeRaptor pushes melt over to show how he is not helluva tough.
DarkonZeroI'll show you girly!
jasoNreally?
* DarkonZero flexes.
IncredibleMeltingManHEY!
jasoNooh
DeRaptorcan you look good in a dress?
jasoNokay, you're not girly
DarkonZeroWouldn't you like to see?
jasoNMelty still is, though
* jasoN pushes melty over too
* DeRaptor flexes too!
DeRaptorARRRR!
* DarkonZero laughs!
DarkonZeroAin't that cute.
* jasoN puts on his inflatable Mr.T muscles
jasoNARRRRRR!
DeRaptorhttp://terribleclaw.com/DeRaptor/images/detough.jpg
* jasoN flexes
DarkonZeroDe.....I don't need to see a dinosaur in a bikini bottom posing for IronWomen.
* DeRaptor watches melt get beaten up by a common housecat.
IncredibleMeltingManHEY!
IncredibleMeltingManI am so helluva tough!
* DeRaptor lifts melt over her head.
DeRaptorGRRRRRRRRR!
jasoNthat proves nothing
* DeRaptor tosses him into the air.
* jasoN brings out a 4 year old who lifts melt over her head
* DeRaptor catches him and...uh...throws him helluva far!
DeRaptorheheh...darn it!
DarkonZeroWow....2 feet.
* DeRaptor lifts a Scuttellosaurus over her head then.
DarkonZeroDamn Chips Ahoy! cookies.....
DeRaptorI want cookies!
jasoNme too
DarkonZeroWell....you gotta come over to my house and get them.
DarkonZeroGEEZ.
DeRaptorcan't you just dcc them?
DarkonZeroIt not like I can teleport them.
DarkonZeroNO....I can not DCC them.
DarkonZeroYEESH!
DeRaptordamn
jasoNfax them?
DarkonZeroFAX THIS!
* DarkonZero lifts a finger./
* jasoN faxes THIS!
jasoNoh, that
* RobertoKay recieves a fax from N.
* jasoN rams DZ's finger into the fax machine
RobertoKayNo, N. Sorry. Can't do it.
DarkonZeroRobby....FAX OFF!
* DeRaptor thinks we should kidnap bob.
* jasoN feeds de's tail into his fax machine
DeRaptorow!
DarkonZeroBob will go willingly.
* DeRaptor feeds N's N into the fax machine.
DarkonZeroJust to tick us off.
jasoNOW!
DeRaptorBob does not pay attention when I tell him to come back! Oh...yeah, probably to piss me off
DarkonZeroSee....
jasoNbob loves me
jasoNi'm his favorite soN
DarkonZeroE-mail him and see what he says to that.
RobertoKaySo convince her to comeback, then.
DarkonZeroHer?
RobertoKayYes, I meant saying Her.
jasoNwhat's her email address?
DeRaptoryeah, N!
RobertoKaybobishmael@sciti.com
RobertoKayNot to be confused with scifi.com
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[DeRaptor SOUND]
* DeRaptor freaks at that sound and runs
DarkonZeroBob will reply with his yahoo.com account.
jasoNi emailed him
jasoNer...her
DeRaptorBob must be a "hir" or something
DeRaptorand a "sh'he"
jasoNStop making fun of my hermaphroditic mother!!
RobertoKayDAH!
DeRaptorbut it's fun!
DarkonZeroN....De is what we call.....dumb.
jasoNOh
DeRaptorsh'up, foo.
RobertoKayOr maybe just happy.
jasoNcan we call her that to her face?
jasoNlast time i did that she hit me..
DarkonZeroNext time I'll do it.
DarkonZeroI always get hit by girls.
DarkonZeroI am the last of a brave lot.
jasoNmaybe they're intimidated and overwelmed by your manliness
jasoNor maybe you need to start wearing pants when you go out in public
DarkonZeroHmmmm.....
jasoNmaybe both...
DarkonZeroTrue.
DeRaptorMaybe he just hangs out in bars full of muscular lesbians who like to brawl.
DarkonZeroNo....
DarkonZeroNever been to a bar.
jasoNbars are overrated
DarkonZeroI've been to a strip club...but that's a whole other story.
jasoNi can get just as drunk in the privacy of my own home
DeRaptor<jasoN> People beat me up in them for being a vampire.
jasoNno they dont
jasoNthey GET BEAT UP
jasoNmy inhuman strength is too much for them, even when i'm too drunk to walk
DeRaptordo you drink their blood?
jasoNsometimes
jasoNthen i get drunker
jasoNhehe
DeRaptoris it tasty?
jasoNsorta
jasoNnah, i'm just joking.  i don't drink blood
DarkonZero<jasoN> I drink urine.
DarkonZero:)
jasoNi'm one of those wacky vampires, like count duckula
jasoNeww
DarkonZero<:O
DarkonZeroSorry....I was kidding.....to a point.
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[jasoN SOUND]
jasoNi know
jasoNi wasn't offended for real
DarkonZeroBOB MADE ME SAY IT!
jasoNBut how does one respond to an accusation like that?
DarkonZeroHmmmm.....shut up is the usual.
jasoNi dont say that very often
RobertoKayHas he ever used "Fuck you"?
DarkonZeroGlad you didn't say, "Mmmmmmmm Mmmmmmmm Good."
jasoNnot me.
RobertoKayAnyways, I'm off to sleep.
RobertoKaySeeya'll whenever.
DarkonZeroLater Sancho.
jasoNgoodnight, foo'
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* jasoN jasons
[SOUND]
DarkonZeroFunny ass Thundercats outtakes.
jasoNi have all of those as an mp3
[SOUND]
jasoNfunnt
DarkonZeroMOTHA FUCKAAAAAA!
jasoNhehe
[SOUND]
jasoNi keep wondering how these surfaced
[SOUND]
DarkonZero"I'm gonna put this one right between her pretty....."
jasoNher pretty what?
* DeRaptor jasons too!
DarkonZeroThat's how the line ended.
jasoNstop that!
DeRaptorno!
jasoNyeah, i know.  i was just curoius if maybe you knew
DeRaptorif you can jason i want to jason too!
DarkonZeroI know what it means....
jasoNbut...you don't do it right
jasoNyou don't have an N
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[SOUND]
DarkonZeroMumm-ra make a request is funny.
DarkonZeroTruly funnt.
DarkonZeroTruly funnt.
[SOUND]
jasoNmumm-ra is awesome
* DeRaptor makes herself an N!
* jasoN wants a mega-condensor
DarkonZeroI want to see your ****, my dear......
DeRaptor"tits" needs to be asterisked out?
* jasoN confiscates De's N
DeRaptorNO!
DeRaptorIT WAS MY ONLY N!
DarkonZeroI was starting a game De...thanks for ruining it!
DeRaptorI AM SO SAD!
IncredibleMeltingManNot as sad as Darkon.
jasoNno N's for non-authorized personell
DeRaptoroh...did I make you sad darkon? I am sorry. sort of.
DarkonZeroYou're never sorry.
* DeRaptor makes herself some Ds then!
DeRaptorI have two Ds! they are better than your one N!
[SOUND]
IncredibleMeltingManWow
jasoNOh, you think so?
DeRaptoryeah!
jasoNyou may be right.  But i'll never know i guess
jasoNi'm happy with my N!
DarkonZeroN's N makes him great!
jasoNi have but one N to give for my country!
DeRaptordo you share your N with meppy?
jasoNno
jasoNhe has an n
DarkonZeroThat's disgusting.
jasoNit's a small n though
DeRaptorah.
jasoNonly i have such a large N
DeRaptormy D's are big!
DarkonZeroTell us about 'em.
jasoNso?
DeRaptoruh...that's all.
DeRaptorthey are D's.
DarkonZeroYeah....and I'm the Loc Ness monster.
DeRaptoryou are?
DarkonZeroYeah.
DarkonZeroI need tree-fifey.
DeRaptorwhat will you spend it on?
DarkonZeroI dunno.....paparattzi repellant.
* jasoN sprays DZ with paparattzi repellant
jasoNoh wait, that was my red paint.  They make these cans look so similar...
DarkonZeroHmmm.....thanks for the colorful metaphor.
jasoNyou are welcome
jasoNwhat metaphor?
DarkonZeroI dunno...play along, you ninnyhammer.
jasoNokay
* jasoN sprays DZ with metaphor repellant
DarkonZeroYou forgot your lines again.....
DeRaptordo the papparazzi follow you, darkon?
jasoNi'm sorry
DarkonZeroDe...no.....
DarkonZeroThere....an answer.
jasoNwow
jasoN Fcrespo: how are you sexy! put me on ur buddy list baby so we can have CYBER SEX tonight. i love you baby!! ur soo cute!! [CLICK ME BABE] :Þ...mwAhhh  <3
jasoNAnon is so persistant
DarkonZeroHEHE!
DeRaptorhe wants you, N.
jasoNi know
DeRaptorat the con, he wanted to smother your body in kisses...but he never got the chance.
DarkonZeroHe wants to touch your N.
DeRaptoryeah! he's twisted!
jasoNthe prob;em with having such a large N is that even though i attract many hot women, i attract gay men as well
jasoNIt's a curse
DarkonZero<Anon> Who said I was gay?
Session Close: Thu Oct 19 00:00:00 2000

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