#Deep13.Mysteria.20001016.log

Session Start: Mon Oct 16 00:00:01 2000
Session Time: Mon Oct 16 00:00:01 2000
JoelOh man...
DarkonZeroMY GOD! WHAT HAVE I DONE!?!?!
* Joel laughs
Joelhey DZ wanna voice chat?
DarkonZeroMy Furby's name translated from Furbese is "Hey, what?"
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DarkonZeroJoel....not right now....maybe later.
Joeldamn...
Joeli wanna hear the furby
DarkonZeroMy throat is really dry.
DarkonZeroAnd I put the Furby back to sleep.
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Session Close: Mon Oct 16 00:03:17 2000
Session Start: Mon Oct 16 00:11:02 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'Sent IS the foot 'roid. <Sentroid91> I'm your foot steroid pills, De? Then I guess I should say EAT ME! 6* Sent, in a typical display of stupidity, pours barbeque sauce on himself and leaps into the oven. *DeRaptor goes and feeds grapes to Zeus as she waits for her foot roid pie to bake'
*** Set by Sentroid91 on Sun Oct 15 23:38:17
JoelW/B
DarkonZeroThankalicious!
Joelthat was really Barfic!
DeRaptorwb deez
DeRaptorI had a dumb hole-ended pin.
DarkonZeroUm....never refer to me as "deez".
DeRaptorbut I filled the hole and the depression with epoxy.
DeRaptorwhyyyyy?
DarkonZeroCause it's bad.
Joeldid you make crow feet to de?
Joelhello?
DeRaptorI have his feet but I haven't made legs yet.
DeRaptorand I'm goin to bed. night night.
DarkonZeroBedyy bye!
Joelbye bye
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DarkonZeroNow.....to kick Sent's ass!
DarkonZeroHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
DarkonZeroOh wait.....
DarkonZeroNevermind.
DarkonZero:)
Joelcome on DZ! lets voice chat!
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DarkonZeroWell....I'm gonna take off....sorry.
Joelalrighty, see ya!
DarkonZeroLater gator.
DarkonZeroIt's the end of all time...
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
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Session Close: Mon Oct 16 00:17:47 2000
Session Start: Mon Oct 16 12:01:03 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is 'Sent IS the foot 'roid. <Sentroid91> I'm your foot steroid pills, De? Then I guess I should say EAT ME! 6* Sent, in a typical display of stupidity, pours barbeque sauce on himself and leaps into the oven. *DeRaptor goes and feeds grapes to Zeus as she waits for her foot roid pie to bake'
*** Set by Sentroid91 on Sun Oct 15 23:38:17
TimmylingHey DZ.
DarkonZeroHey 'ling.
DarkonZeroI see Sent is still a 'roid.
Sentroid91'lo
DarkonZeroAVOID THE 'ROID!
* Timmyling avoids Sent.
DarkonZeroWell....I really didn't mean that.
DarkonZeroOh well....to each their own.
* Timmyling avoids DZ.
DarkonZeroAgain.....to each their own.
* DarkonZero goes and finds the song that makes him toss 'ling around.
DarkonZeroActually.....naw.
DarkonZeroI'm not in the tossin' mood.
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TimmylingWhat is that song anyways?
Sentroid91the was ling song?
DarkonZeroIt was a instrumental from NIN.
DarkonZeroLocdog is very Bri-tish.
DarkonZeroIt is very fun to hurt DeRaptor.
DarkonZeroWillis13 has a nice beat and you can boogie to it.
TimmylingO...kay.
DarkonZeroHmmmm......'LING IS A HERETIC!
DarkonZeroGET HIM!
DarkonZeroMOOSHOO GUY PAN! WOOTA!
* Timmyling shoots DZ.
DarkonZeroOW!
Sentroid91???
DarkonZeroYou're evil.....but you wouldn't be called Timmyling if you werenn't.
TimmylingIndeed.
DarkonZeroWerenn't?
DarkonZeroI'm evil on a different level.
TimmylingOn the level...that isn't evil.
DarkonZeroHere.....you're this evil. |...|
DarkonZeroI'm this evil. |..................................................................................................................................|
TimmylingNuh-uh.
TimmylingMy evil's farther away.
TimmylingI'm really this evil. |.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................|
DarkonZeroI'm eviler than God.
TimmylingEveryone is eviler than God.
DarkonZeroOh....yeah.
DarkonZeroI'm eviler than God's half-brother Steve.
TimmylingYou got me there.
DarkonZeroWell.....I wouldn't be evil if I didn't.
DarkonZeroI'd be more like Martha Stewart.
TimmylingOkay...now I'm lost.
DarkonZeroHA!
TimmylingShut up.
DarkonZeroOk...
DarkonZeroSorry....
* DarkonZero sulks in a corner.
TimmylingYou should be.
DarkonZeroYou should eat more beans.
TimmylingYou should shut up.
DarkonZeroHmmmm....ok.
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TimmylingHello.
DarKrowHi
DarkonZeroHey DK.
DarKrowHi DZ
DarKrowHi Ling
Sentroid91'lo
DarKrowHey Sent
* DarKrow is listening to - 1 - Pink Floyd - Pigs On The Wing Part 1 ( 1:24 )
* DarKrow is listening to - 2 - Pink Floyd - Dogs ( 17:07 )
DarKrowHOLY SHIZMIT!!!!!
DarKrowI'm flipping through my HD
DarKrowand I found the "Incomplete" Folder under Napster
Sentroid91and?
DarKrowTONS of broken MP3s
DarKrow135 MB worth
Sentroid91oh
DarkonZeroSELL THEM!
DarKrowThey're gone
DarKrowDelted
Sentroid91hehe
DarKrowThat's just absurd
TimmylingDelted?
DarkonZeroLater homefries....I'm outta here.
TimmylingBye DZ.
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DarkonZeroDK beat me to the punch.
DarkonZeroDamn him!
DarkonZeroMe! I disconnect from you...
* DarkonZero hits the off switch on his Portal deck and disconnects to the world known as reality!
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Session Close: Mon Oct 16 12:44:13 2000
Session Start: Mon Oct 16 21:18:36 2000
*** Now talking in #Deep13
*** Topic is '<Timmyling> No'
*** Set by Greidanus on Mon Oct 16 18:09:39
DarkonZeroHmmm.....
Locdog07hiya
DarkonZeroHey there.
DeRaptorHELLO
DarkonZeroHmmm....
DarkonZeroNo.
DarkonZeroNaw.
IncredibleMeltingManHeylo, DeeZ!
Sentroid91dammit... I quit Perfect Dark for the rest of the night
Locdog07why, Sent?
DarkonZeroUm...please don't refer to me as DeeZ.
DeRaptorI FOUND PRETTY PRETTY DANCING: http://www.snickers.com/video/
Sentroid91Because i've had to do the last level over about 50 times
Locdog07Why?
Sentroid91cause I said so
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DarkonZeroHey Meps.
DeRaptor'lo meppy
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MepitansYo
DarkonZeroWhat up, homefry?
Mepitanscrazy crazy day today
Locdog07how so?
Locdog07or is it not my place to question the craziness of today?
Mepitanswell
Mepitanswe found this bag of makeup ont he side of the road, on the way to hockey
Mepitansand
Mepitansit was full
Mepitansand we lined it up right before our back tires
DeRaptor<Meppy> I put some on and it felt so right...
Mepitansand
Mepitanswe peeled out on it
Mepitansand there was a cloud of makeup
Mepitansand a 3 foot circle of powder on the ground
Mepitansthen
IncredibleMeltingManMeppy!
Locdog07<IncredibleMeltingMan> You found my make up!
Mepitanswe went to this shopping center type thing
Mepitansand there is a grocery store other stores and fast food all around
Mepitansso this kid got into a cart, and got a hockey stick and pushed himself around
Mepitansthen he tried to get to the wendys drive thru
Mepitansbut
Mepitansthere was a hill
Mepitansand he did not make it
Mepitansand went backwards very fast into 2 lanes of trafic
Mepitansdidn't hit any cars
Mepitansbut
Mepitanshit the curb and went flying into mulch
Mepitansvery funny
Locdog07mulch?
DarkonZeroWood chips Loc.
* Sentroid91 makes panda.wav from the URL in the topic
Sentroid91okay. who wants it?
Locdog07oh
DeRaptorme!
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IncredibleMeltingManI wannit, too.
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Locdog07me too, I guess
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Locdog07The guy who directed Event Horizon is doing the Resident Evil movie.
Sentroid91bleah
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* Locdog07 blinks
Sentroid91Yes.
Sentroid91I didn't like Event Horizon
Sentroid91and I only saw parts of it
Locdog07and yet Leprechaun has a special place in your heart.
Sentroid91well, there was a point to Leprechaun
DarkonZeroGeorge Romero woulda been the better director....but they canned his ass for reasons I forgot.
Locdog07Hmmm.
Sentroid91Isn't he gonna make the House of the Dead movie?
Locdog07We're meeting G over there.
Locdog07Hmm.. apparently the Evil Dead game plays more like Dead By Dawn than Army Of Darkness. This is gud.
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Sentroid91I've taken care of G. This is only the beginning.
DarkonZeroWhat up, G? <G> Them zombies took a huge chuck outta my side.
* Locdog07 blinks
Locdog07<Zombie> WAZZZUUUU- oh, mah jawh fehl off'n...
Locdog07Whoa...
Locdog07http://viewer.ign.com/media_page.jsp?width=639&height=475&media=http://dcmedia.ign.com/media/news2/image/ects2000/evildead/bg03.jpg&media_type=P&object_id=14226&adtag=size%3D468x60%26network%3Dign%26category%3Ddreamcast%26site%3Ddreamcast%26genre%3Dadventure&ign_section=4&media_name=Lots+to+see...
DarkonZeroWell....now that I think about it......if Romero wrote and directed the Resident Evil movie......."fuck" would be said every line.
Locdog07dude
Sentroid91http://www.corona.bc.ca/films/details/houseofthedead.html
Locdog07I hope they have the cheesy voice acting
Locdog07And that Kwahl guy
Sentroid91Kwarl
Locdog07that's it
* DeRaptor burps.
Sentroid91"Go, Kwarl!"
Locdog07I thought it was "Get them, Kwar"
Locdog07uh, Kwarl
* Sentroid91 watches Kwarl swing his axe towards De and behead her
Locdog07Kwarl is that skeleton guy's Pokemon.
Locdog07<Skeleton Guy> I choose you, Kwarl!
Sentroid91skeleton guy?
Locdog07the flying skeleton guy
Sentroid91oh, oh
Sentroid91Does that guy even have a name?
DarkonZeroThat cleared it up for me.
Sentroid91Or is he called Skeleton Guy who sounds like Chip N Dale?
Locdog07Yes.
Sentroid91hmm.. looks that way
Locdog07Hey, Sent
Locdog07The guy who wrote Freddy's Dead wrote In The Mouth Of Madness
Sentroid91hmm
Locdog07Hmm?
Sentroid91The woman who directed was was director in some of the John Waters movies
Sentroid91-was
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IncredibleMeltingManBut John Waters directed the John Waters movies........so...
Locdog07What the Hell is "Jason X", Sent?
Locdog07"500 years in the future, Jason Voorhees continues his killing spree on a space station"
Locdog07the hell??
DarkonZeroOh God.
DeRaptorJason N.
Sentroid91yep
DarkonZeroWell....that definitely shows that Hollywood ran out of ideas.
Sentroid91Apparently scientists freeze Jason at Camp Crystal Lake, which is now a laboratory
Locdog07heh
* Locdog07 points out that all these horror "trilogies" have space movies in them
Locdog07Critters 4
Sentroid91then 500 years later Earth is basically gone, and some alien people find Jason and thaw him out.
Locdog07Leprechaun IN SPACE
Sentroid91And of course he goes nuts
Locdog07heh
Sentroid91Didn't Hellraiser have one in space?
Locdog07Yes.
Sentroid91thought so
DarkonZero"They froze a deadly killer and then they launched him into spaaa-ace!"
Sentroid91<Jason> Mmm. mmm. MMMHHHHFFFF!
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Locdog07heh, one of the characters in Jason X is called Dallas... kind of an obvious reference to Alien, I guess.
DarkonZeroWB Meps.
Locdog07Hi Mepitans.
Mepitansthanks
MepitansDe
Sentroid91heh
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MepitansYou should write yourself in on the ballot and then vote for someone else
DeRaptoryes?
Mepitansand when they looked at your vote
Mepitansthey would asy
Mepitanssay
MepitansWHAT THE HELL and go crazy
* DeRaptor has almost fourty dollars from banner ads...soon there will be enough to get a check from...HAHAHAHAH
Mepitansthen they would lose count and the USA would go into a state of emergency
Mepitansthen USA would explode
Locdog07Wait a minute, Sent, Laurie Strode dies in Hallowen H2K?
DarkonZeroShit.....I knew I shouldn't have rolled down the ramp way at the movie theater.....I fugged up my back.
Locdog07d'oh
Mepitansmy knuckles
Mepitansare
Mepitansbleedomg
MepitansBLEEDING
MepitansSHITE
DarkonZeroMeps.....quit chewing on them.
Mepitansnooo
MepitansAHHH
Locdog07remove the shark bait from them and stop dipping them into the ocean
DarkonZeroHmmmm......Meps must be on acid.
Locdog07itchy itchy goo
DarkonZeroLast person I saw tripping on acid was funny.
Locdog07what'd they do?
DarkonZeroHe thought the water they dove into parted.
Locdog07heheheh
DarkonZerothey to he.
Locdog07Moses.
DarkonZeroWell....he didn't go that far.
Locdog07Moses on acid.
DarkonZeroOther times, me and some friends waved our hands in his face and he freaked out.
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Locdog07how so?
DarkonZeroI think the trails got to him.
Locdog07heheh
DarkonZeroGuess it looked like a billion hands were going to slap him.
Locdog07you mean they aren;
Locdog07t?
DarkonZeroNaw.....we weren't that cruel.
DarkonZeroHe was a friend.
Locdog07In the future, a billion hands are going to slap him.
Locdog07every time he talks to a woman.
DarkonZeroNo....that's me.....now.
* Locdog07 blinks
MepitansI SELL WICKER!
[Sentroid91 SOUND]
DarkonZeroHmmmm......
DarkonZeroMeps....the wicker saleman.
DarkonZerosalesman even.
MepitansI wish I sold wicker, I am stuck with this damn plastic seats
MepitansDAMN YOU PLASTIC SEATS
MepitansI MUST MOVE UP IN LIFE
DarkonZeroI gots me a metal folding chair.
DarkonZeroWith padding.
DarkonZeroOooooooh...
DarkonZeroBut my ass still hurts,
* Locdog07 interferes in DZ's match and clocks him with the chair
MepitansDZ says his ass hurts and no one is making a perverted joke? What has happened to this room?
DarkonZeroI'LL GET YOU NEXT MATCH MAD LOCDOG!
* Locdog07 cackles and runs
DarkonZeroMeps......it's called....I dunno.....they all don't give a damn about that anymore.
Locdog07oh, uh, sorry Mepitans.. uh... let me try and make it up to you
Locdog07DZ's ass is hurting because he pooped too hard! Ha!... that any good?
DarkonZeroLoc.....how'd ya know?
MepitansThat will do
Mepitansbye
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* DarkonZero looks over this book a girl let him borrow.
DarkonZeroBarrow.....
DarkonZeroBurrow.
DarkonZeroShit....
Locdog07Hmm.
DarkonZeroI best get to reading it.
DarkonZeroShe might want it back.
DarkonZeroThen pummel me with it once she does.....damn crazy girl.
Locdog07crazy girls
DeRaptorgirls are dum
DarkonZeroLats crazy thing she does to me is accuse me of sexual harassment.
DarkonZerolast even.
* Locdog07 blinks
DarkonZeroYeah.....tell me about it.
Locdog07wow
Sentroid91moosh
DeRaptorshish
DarkonZeroWOOTA!
Locdog07BOOSHAAA!
Sentroid91BOO-KAH!
DarkonZeroMOOGOO GUY PAN!
Sentroid91SHAKKA KAHN!
DarkonZeroROTATE THE BLOWHOLE!
DarkonZeroBut I'm not bitter!
Locdog07dude.
DarkonZerodude.
DarkonZerodude?
Sentroid91d00d
DarkonZerodewwwhoooood.
DarkonZeroNow that's a fullie!
Locdog07O_o
Sentroid91heheh
DarkonZeroCome on Jerry Garcia....help us in our time of need!
DarkonZeroN...the Squirrelmaster!
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* Locdog07 should say something about the Blair Witch Web Fest in his comic, heehee... *grin stoopidly*
DeRaptorhmmm
Locdog07or.. not.
DarkonZeroDo what ya luv!
DarkonZeroGO FOR IT!
Locdog07Move ahead!
IncredibleMeltingMan*runs around the room*
* Locdog07 trips Melt
DarkonZeroAnd it rooled back down!
DarkonZerorooled?
DarkonZeroD'oh!
* IncredibleMeltingMan falls.
* DeRaptor puts a pillow under melt.
* DeRaptor puts nails on the pillow.
Locdog07that's my marshmallow
DarkonZeroI thought that was white feces.
* Locdog07 blinks
DarkonZeroDon't ask me.
DarkonZeroOk....ask.
Locdog07What the Hell, DZ?
DarkonZeroI dunno.....I hit my head on the railing at the theater.
Locdog07heheh
IncredibleMeltingManOwie owie!
Locdog07what did you go to see?
IncredibleMeltingManThat's not very nice, De!
DarkonZeroMeet The Parents......good movie.
Locdog07De's not a very nice person.
* DeRaptor points and laughs at the bleeding holes on melt's face.
DarkonZeroBen Stiller plays a character named Greg Focker.
* IncredibleMeltingMan frowns and throws bad things at De.
DeRaptorow ow ow!
DarkonZeroCharacter's real name....Gaylord Focker.
Locdog07No veeeesabull meens of sopport aaan' yoo haff naat seen nuthin' yet
DarkonZeroHmmmm.....
DarkonZeroLoc is on acid.
Locdog07I am.
* Locdog07 dives into a pool
* DeRaptor hides
Sentroid91of acid
DarkonZeroLoc as Moses in "The Day Moses Took A Bath!"
Locdog07d'oh!
DarkonZeroWait......mental image......
DarkonZeroGAH!
DarkonZeroNOT GOOD!
Locdog07eww
DarkonZeroBEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
DeRaptorlots of soapy water.
Locdog07good
* Locdog07 is hidden by the suds
DarkonZeroDon't clog the drain now.
Locdog07Shush.
* DarkonZero zips it.....
Locdog07O_o
DarkonZeroOoops.....forgot about my pants.
DarkonZeroTee hee.
DeRaptorat least he didn't unzip...
* DarkonZero zips his lip.
* Locdog07 blinks
DarkonZeroOh....I only got one lip now.
DarkonZeroOther got taken off by a boating accident.
Locdog07you're the guy from Young Man's Fancy
DarkonZeroI knew when they said, "Hey, I bet you can't fit that boat into your mouth...." it was bad.
Locdog07heh
* DarkonZero burps and makes a whistling noise.
Locdog07Hmmmmmmmmmm.
DarkonZeroHmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Locdog07You and your whistling.
DarkonZeroI have to call the ladies some way.
DarkonZero:)
Locdog07heh, hoo boy.
DarkonZeroSo far.....no luck.
DeRaptor<Darkon> Usually the only ladies that come are dogs, but I'm not picky.
* DeRaptor runs
DarkonZeroDE!
Locdog07O_O
* DeRaptor is BAD
DarkonZeroLike that wasn't known.
Locdog07heh
IncredibleMeltingManBAD BAD!
Locdog07DeBadder.
DarkonZeroDeBladder?
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Locdog07uh, yeah
* DeRaptor hides again.
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Locdog07hey robby boy
RobertoKayYo.
DarkonZeroSANCHO!
DeRaptor'lo
IncredibleMeltingManHello, Rob!
DarkonZeroRoberto Sancho Kay.........well if he don't beat the devil into submission.
DeRaptorsancho is his middle name?
Locdog07The Devil is tapping out!
Locdog07Isn't Sancho that guy from Dr. Lobster?
RobertoKayUh...
RobertoKayDZ just sorta made it up.
Locdog07oh
DeRaptorDZ is crazah!
DarkonZeroI just started calling him Sancho for no reason.
DeRaptorit's one of those "just to annoy him" reasons?
DarkonZeroNo it's not.
Locdog07hmmm
DarkonZeroHe's rather attached to the name.
DeRaptorbut annoying people is fun.
RobertoKayMore like "just to amuse him."
DarkonZeroWell...I'm not amused.
DeRaptor<Darkon> Or rather, the name is attached to him. I used a staple gun.
DarkonZeroCrickets anyone?
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RobertoKayWe're not on StarLink... oh.
Sentroid91I don't have any
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Locdog07It just isn't cricket.
DeRaptorPRETTY PRETTY DANCING!
DarkonZeroIt ain't taco.
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* Locdog07 is annoyed that he says "pretty pretty danci" at the end of the wav, rather than the full "dancing"
Sentroid91fah
DeRaptorah well
Sentroid91be glad I even made it
DarkonZeroWell...in my recorded impression of Chuck Heston......I say "....MAD HOU...."
RobertoKayHeh.
Sentroid91I could've spent my time making MSTapes pages
Locdog07heh
Locdog07Mah How!
Locdog07Mad, how
Locdog07MAD HOE
Sentroid91Mad cow
DarkonZeroMad sow.
DarkonZeroMad sow....now that would be Evil Jen.
RobertoKayHeh.
DeRaptorhehe
DarkonZero*Cut to Tokyo* <Japanese Guy> OH NO! IRONF IS COMING! RUN!
DarkonZero'nuff said by me.
Sentroid91I bet Ironf was that big black guy in Jason Goes to Hell
RobertoKayxquote, search MAH BELLY
Sentroid911There are no quotes with2 MAH BELLY 1in them, foo!
Sentroid91eating that heart made him immense
RobertoKayxquote, search MAH
Sentroid91  9,1Quote containing MAH: 1,9  *** Now talking in #30waqas *** Topic is 'Ah, Shaloam friends. Welcome to my 7-11 in the desert. I am waqas... These are my wives: Habib, Sheik, Abdul, Mahatma, and Habib.'
Sentroid91  9,1Quote containing Belly: 1,9 <DeRaptor> wouldn't it be frightening if Bob decided to hang out with the Homegamers? Oh, wait, he's not mean enough for them...they'd eat him alive. <Sentroid91> I think we can take that into the literal sence now <Sentroid91> <Ironf> GET IN MA BELLY BOB!
* DarkonZero listens to a CD track of 4,1"Big Train"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Mike Watt14,16,0.6,0
RobertoKayMisspelled the MA.
Sentroid91yeup
RobertoKayIronf: he's a monster, and fittingly from Kentucky.
RobertoKayImagine a whole race of Ironf's in Kentucky.
* DarkonZero shudders...
DarkonZeroMY LORD!
DarkonZeroRUN!
Sentroid91a world of monsters
DarkonZeroGenetic engineering in Kentucky made the perfect fat guy......that guy, Ironf.
DarkonZero<Scientist> Yeah....just need some pork fat and there ya have it.
Sentroid91hehe
* Sentroid91 ponders having us bring these comments to #MST-HomeGame
* DarkonZero listens to a CD track of 4,1"Against The 70's"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Mike Watt14,16,0.6,0
RobertoKayThere's no one on Homelame right now.
Locdog07brb
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Sentroid91Except you
DarkonZeroI thought it was #MST-CombGame?
DarkonZeroEr......#MST-MoanGame.
DarkonZeroEr......#MST-GroanGame.
Sentroid91#MST-HomoGame
Sentroid91#MST-HomoGay
DarkonZeroApparently when me and Bob made those rooms...it didn't piss them off enough.
DeRaptoris it an orgy room?
DarkonZeroBut playing "Where's Akmed?" did.
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DarkonZeroWB Loc.
Locdog07yay
RobertoKaywb
Locdog07hi
DeRaptorwb
* Locdog07 just upgraded his connection
DarkonZeroLoc and his unenthusiastic "yay".
Locdog07Now it's only 0.6 pennies a minute.
* DarkonZero listens to a CD track of 4,1"Piss-Bottle Man"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Mike Watt14,16,0.6,0
DarkonZeroBeautiful song this be.
* Sentroid91 decides to go in bed
Sentroid91bbtomorrow
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RobertoKayLater.
DarkonZeroLate Sent.
Locdog07byeee
RobertoKayAnd suddenly, the spector of silence looms over us again.
Locdog07Bookah.
DarkonZero<Silence> Hey there.
DeRaptoryippee kay ay mammajamm
DeRaptora
* DarkonZero listens to a CD track of 4,1"Tuff Gnarl"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Mike Watt14,16,0.6,0
DarkonZeroWell......today is a fascinating day.
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RobertoKayxquote, search ELECTRICITY
Sentroid-Sleeping  9,1Quote containing ELECTRICITY: 1,9 <Cal-Crowe> TS said to go light on insulting him. <Sentroid91> Oh, ok then. <Sentroid91> TS fucks his mother's lamp <Briggs> His... mother's lamp? <crapN> <Lodovik> AHHH! ELECTRICITY MAKES ME NUTS *REALLY* JUGGLE
DarkonZeroHey N.
DeRaptorhello mister N
RobertoKayHey there, N.
jasoNhi, foo's
DarkonZeroN.....the Squirrelmaster!
DeRaptorxquote, search POOF
Sentroid-Sleeping  9,1Quote containing POOF: 1,9 <Sentroid91> BTW: Anyone see South Park last night? <Sentroid91> They did a spoof of Elian. Only with Romainian kids <Calvin-Crowe> ohmegha <Sentroid91> I could see omega trying to get here. And then getting pumped full of lead by Janet Reno
Locdog07brb
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DarkonZeroAnd now for something completely different.....
DarkonZeroThe Larch.....
DarkonZeroThe Larch.....
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RobertoKaywb
DarkonZeroWB again.
Locdog07thankee
DarkonZeroNOW TO KILL THE FRENCH!
* DarkonZero goes to kill the French.
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Locdog07wb
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RobertoKaywb
DarkonZeroWB.
CredibleMeltingManDarnit......no more ghost command!
Locdog07eep
CredibleMeltingManNeed to reset my aliases.
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DeRaptoreek
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jasoN2Quote:15,2 <Goku> I don't see why we can't have sex with clients, It's not like we're Psychiotrists...........or Undertakers
Locdog07anyhoo, I'd best go and take these dogs if I'm gonna go into town later. See ya, folks.
Locdog07Byeee.
DarkonZeroLater.
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* jasoN throws a squirrel at DarkonZero
DarkonZeroHey there nice squir......AAAAAAAGH!
DeRaptorthey're bitey!
jasoNi knew those two'd get along
* IncredibleMeltingMan dances around the room.
DarkonZeroNo kidding.....thanks for the update.
jasoNlook, it's trying to kiss him
DeRaptorawww...and his lip is bleeding...how cute!
jasoNadorable!
DarkonZeroKodak moment.
* RobertoKay attempts to shoot the squirrel... and hits DZ instead.
* DeRaptor throws another squirrel and dancing girlie man.
RobertoKayOops.
DarkonZeroMe getting shot is more like the Kodak moment I want.
RobertoKayHeh.
DarkonZero<Later in life> Now here's a picture of me getting shot by a firing squad.
jasoNthat was a TOUGH summer camp
DarkonZeroSummer camp?
RobertoKayHehe.
DarkonZeroI never been.
* DarkonZero sulks.
jasoNWe can send you to one
DarkonZeroI stayed home and play my Atari during summers.
jasoNwould that make you feel better?
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DarkonZeroWB.
jasoNwb, foo'
CredibleMeltingManARRRRRGH!
DeRaptorheh...wow.
DarkonZeroYour credit is good here.
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DeRaptorbaaaaad ol' bible belt isps.
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* DarkonZero forgets that he has his new desk sitting behind him and freaks out when he turns around.
DarkonZeroI'm tense.
* jasoN gives DZ's desk a large knife
jasoNnow it'll be even scarier
DarkonZeroNow that I know.....it's not that scary.
DarkonZeroNow if it followed me on the way out of my room.......
IncredibleMeltingManhooray!
IncredibleMeltingManI like it when it's not scary
DarkonZeroMelty....you remind me of my friend who didn't wanna see The Exorcist.
* jasoN gives DZ's desk...something else...that he wont mention..so it's scary
DarkonZeroN.....a salad shooter isn't that scary either.
jasoNDAMN
jasoNit was all i had though
DarkonZeroBetter luck next time.
* jasoN fires broccoli at DZ
DarkonZeroOW!
jasoN*broccoli impact noises*
jasoNnow are ya scared????
DarkonZeroI NEED THE CALVARY!
jasoNHUH???
* jasoN fires more broccoli at DZ
DarkonZeroI need a medic.
DarkonZeroMEDIC!
DarkonZeroOW!
* jasoN gets the medic
jasoNit's all just fun and games.  But you needed to learn a lesson
DarkonZeroI already knew the lesson.....last week.
jasoNBut i didn't have a sallad shooter last week
jasoNso i had to wait
DarkonZeroBallad shooter?
jasoNyes
jasoNare you scared of that?
DarkonZeroActually....yes.
jasoNHAHA!
jasoNWhen i made the typo on my order form, i was afraid that it wouldn't work as well.
jasoNBut now i'm happy
DarkonZeroGood for you, Mr. Happy.
* jasoN fires Ballads at roberto
DarkonZeroAGH! NOT RATT!
* RobertoKay fires back by shooting WHOLE salads.
jasoNYES.  RATT.
jasoNoh yeah, and don't call me Mr.Happy
DarkonZeroOk...Mr. Peppy.
jasoNeh..not that eaither
jasoN-a
RobertoKayMr. Mister.
jasoNwell, mayb- no!
RobertoKayHeh.
DarkonZeroN is a ill-fated rock group?
jasoNonly on weekends
RobertoKayHeehee.
DarkonZeroN.....sing for us....that one song, you know.
jasoNokay
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DarkonZeroHehehe....
jasoNthis is my cover of "Leave Bronx"
jasoNit sounds much like the original version
jasoNBut it's me
DarkonZeroYou're good.
jasoNthank you
jasoNgood, yet ill-fated
DarkonZeroYou got willis13.wav? Cause that's me sounding like Sent singing about #Deep13.
jasoNno, i don't...
* RobertoKay is up for that.
* jasoN becomes frightened
DarkonZeroAw...schucks.
DarkonZeroRobby...it's actually Sent.
DarkonZeroBut you knew that.
RobertoKayNo, but send away anyway.
* jasoN is scared of Sent singing
DarkonZeroHe's more like mouthing.
RobertoKayHAHA! Sent thinks he's Wesley Willis!
jasoNdoes he steal lyrics from other songs and add himself saying "foo'" at the end?
DarkonZeroNo....
jasoNOh.  that's what he did for his quoter
jasoN;)
DarkonZeroHeh.
DarkonZeroLocdog is very Bri-tish.
RobertoKayDoes anyone have oldman.wav?
jasoNno
DarkonZeroWait.
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DarkonZeroNope.
RobertoKayDamn it.
DarkonZeroI got a sound of me being a oldman.
DarkonZeroA Russian one at that.
RobertoKayMan, I wish Bob would return. I want some old logs and some of his kick-ass WAVs.
DeRaptorBob would make things funnt again
DarkonZeroI still have the WAVs of me and Bob doing some Shakespeare.
IncredibleMeltingManYeah.
IncredibleMeltingManI miss Bob.
RobertoKayDidn't you only do Hamlet, though?
IncredibleMeltingManBob could take a nothing day and suddenly make it seem worthwhile.
RobertoKayIsn't that the truth.
DarkonZeroNow everyone misses Bob.
DarkonZeroYeesh.
RobertoKayGet Sent in here, and that'll change everything, DZ.
jasoNyeah, she was a good mom
DarkonZeroSancho....tell me about it.
RobertoKayWe need to drag Bob in here, one way or another.
DarkonZeroBob is "happy" where he is.
IncredibleMeltingManI'm gonna sleep now!
IncredibleMeltingMang'night!
DarkonZerolater.
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DeRaptorbya melt
DeRaptord'oh
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RobertoKayYeah, DZ. "Happy."
RobertoKayAmazingly enough, he still has the power to respond to my e-mails within 24 hours.
DarkonZeroThat be the truth.
DarkonZeroBut.....
DarkonZeroThey're kinda on the negative side.
RobertoKayOr the subtle side.
DarkonZeroWas there a positive side?
RobertoKayNope.
DeRaptorN, you should send him a letter that says "COME BACK, MOMMY! I LOVE YOU!"
DarkonZeroHe won't like that.
RobertoKayMan, spy has the coolest away messages.
RobertoKay"I have a book and it's filled with facts.  I have to know them."
DarkonZeroHeh.
jasoNhehheh
DarkonZeroSpy is busy with school now.
DarkonZeroBoz......hmmm....
* DeRaptor ponders sleepin'.
DeRaptoryep, I think I will do that now.
DarkonZeroProm.......
DeRaptorG'NITE YA WEIRDOS
DarkonZeroLater.
* DeRaptor runs
RobertoKayBoz is a bag boy, as far as I know.
DeRaptorno prom
DarkonZeroI'm not weird!
RobertoKayNight, De.
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DarkonZeroI'm eccentric.
jasoNJRW78: do you have cool away messages?
jasoNsuperspy55: I have a book and it's filled with facts.  I have to know them.
jasoNsuperspy55: I'd like to think so
jasoNJRW78: hehe
jasoNsuperspy55: Building my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator
DarkonZeroDamn.....my back still hurts.
* jasoN removes DZ's back
DarkonZeroI rolled down a rampway at a movie theater.
jasoNhow did you do that?
DarkonZeroI was being dumb as always and made it lok like I was falling....and I did.
jasoNhehe
jasoNdid you jump up at the bottom and say "i meant to do that!" ?
DarkonZeroI did mean to do it.
RobertoKayHAH!
jasoNBut you have to say that you did
jasoNor else it doesn't count
DarkonZeroA friend of mine kinda pushed me....and I had to follow through.
jasoNlol
jasoNnice friend
DarkonZeroI did it to make them laugh.
DarkonZeroI like making people laugh.
DarkonZeroThough it is painful.
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jasoNi do too.  But i try to avoid actual pain
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jasoNSimulated pain is as far as i'll go
DarkonZeroIf we stayed at the casino longer......I woulda chased after the cocktail waitresses.
jasoNhi turban
UrbanDugh, de gives away all my good links.
UrbanDhi there!
DarkonZeroUrb.....hekko.
RobertoKayI have to go now.
RobertoKaySee y'all later. Maybe.
DarkonZerolater Robby.
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UrbanDhekko DZ!
DarkonZeroWell...N just died after mentioning cocktail waitresses.
jasoNyeah, i do that
DarkonZeroHmmmm.....
DarkonZero<BobIshmael> How very odd.....
jasoNactually i dies after saying hi to urban
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DarkonZeroI used to.
jasoNi know simple stuff
DarkonZeroSince I haven't messed with DOS proggies....I kinda forgot.
UrbanDanything about writing/reading INI files from a BAT?
jasoNnope
UrbanDpoop.
* jasoN poops
UrbanDew.
DarkonZeroUgh....no.
UrbanDdarn.
DarkonZeroN.......don't be a DK.
jasoNwhat?  i'm in the bathroom
jasoNsheesh
UrbanDheh.
UrbanDsicko.
UrbanDgtg, bbl.
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DarkonZeroCLOSE THE DOOR!
jasoNoh yeah, and get out please
DarkonZeroToo late....Urb left.
jasoNha!  he didn't want to talk to us.  He was using us for our DOS knowledge
DarkonZeroHeh.
jasoNalthough i guess we didn't have any
DarkonZerotrue.
DarkonZeroAll the "chatty" people left.
jasoNyeah
jasoNJust you and me and 2 sleeping people
DarkonZeroHey....let's kick Jo.
* DarkonZero kicks Jo.
jasoNokay
* jasoN kicks Jo
DarkonZeroDamn....not that fun.
jasoNit is a little bit
DarkonZeroNow.....if we did that in real life.
jasoNMy foot was asleep though
jasoNoooh, tingly
* jasoN makes a mental note to kick Jo at the con
DarkonZeroHehehe.....hope I can see that.
jasoNare we still having one?
DarkonZeroI dunno.
jasoNi missed the important meeting thing the other day
DarkonZeroIf it's in New York.....it's gonna eat my wallet for lunch.
jasoNnah, just bring food along
DarkonZeroI might just go the San Diego just so I can get Bob out to the Comic Con.
jasoNand brainwash him while you're at it
DarkonZeroHeh.
jasoN@_@ you WILL come back to deep13
DarkonZeroHmmm....I wonder what Bob will do if I even mention #Deep13.
jasoNprobably say something rude and offensive
DarkonZeroYeah.....
jasoNgood ol bob
jasoNhehe
DarkonZeroHeheh..
DarkonZeroThe New York trip though....it's expensive.
jasoNdo you drive?
DarkonZeroFrom what I was told.
DarkonZeroI don't drive, yet.
jasoNlearn to drive by then
jasoNi plan to
DarkonZeroOnly prob is.....that I only get one week vacation....and it'll take me 4 days to get out there.
DarkonZeroUnless....I quit my job.
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