| Session Start: Wed Sep 19 12:37:16 2001 | ||
| *** Now talking in #Deep13 | ||
| *** Topic is 'http://tv.zap2it.com/news/tvnewsdaily.html?20529 : CBS's Big Brother = HEARTLESS BASTARDS! And we still aren't gonna watch the damn show.' | ||
| @DarKrow | DZ! | |
|---|---|---|
| @Locdog07 | Hey! | |
| DarkonZero | That's me. | |
| Robbie | Hey. | |
| @DarKrow | I'd love to stick around, but I gotta get the paper and stuff | |
| @Locdog07 | brb | |
| @DarKrow | also, I need to see if Mayfair Beverage carries Jolt or Bawls or something like that. | |
| * @DarKrow is AWAY | ||
| Robbie | God, I hate it when Blink 182 is on MTV2. | |
| @Locdog07 | back | |
| @Locdog07 | I don't watch MTV 1 or 2 | |
| @Locdog07 | I dislike modern music. | |
| Robbie | Right. | |
| *** Cal (guesswho@uwkt.iohm.cnvf.wbps.this.chat.server) has joined #Deep13 | ||
| @Locdog07 | Hey Cal | |
| Cal | Arghhh | |
| Robbie | Hey. | |
| KonEl | I've goten a new lame hobby | |
| KonEl | goten (don't ask ) | |
| JoMomma | DZ! | |
| DarkonZero | JO! | |
| JoMomma | JO! | |
| @Locdog07 | What? | |
| Robbie | jo? | |
| @Locdog07 | Look at Jo. | |
| @Locdog07 | What? | |
| @Locdog07 | You're pathetic! | |
| JoMomma | DZ, get your ass over here. | |
| * KonEl looks at Jo | ||
| JoMomma | Ok now... DZ, who kicked your ass last week? | |
| JoMomma | What? | |
| DarkonZero | Isn't it here already? | |
| JoMomma | I said... who kicked your ass last week? | |
| JoMomma | What? | |
| JoMomma | Look at me son when I'm talkin to ya. | |
| JoMomma | Now who kicked your ass last week? | |
| JoMomma | What? | |
| JoMomma | Come on say it into the mic. | |
| * DarkonZero runs away cryin'. | ||
| Robbie | Has Jo ruptured his brain? | |
| Cal | http://www.ilovebacon.com/091901/g.shtml | |
| @Locdog07 | Someone call the WAAAAAH-mbulance | |
| Robbie | Eww! Quoted a Disney movie! | |
| @Locdog07 | Who did? | |
| DarkonZero | Well....right now I'm kinda ticked off...cause I'm trying to d/l the latest Half-Life Patch as with the latest CS patch. | |
| @Locdog07 | D'oh | |
| Robbie | That line's from the Kid. | |
| @Locdog07 | Aww, crap. | |
| @Locdog07 | Didn't mean to. | |
| * @Locdog07 takes it back. | ||
| Robbie | Forgiven. | |
| JoMomma | Cal: Oops. | |
| Cal | http://www.ilovebacon.com/091901/h.shtml | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Next Year (Remix)"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Foo Fighters14,16,0.6,0 | ||
| DarkonZero | Cal loves his bacon. | |
| Cal | ilovebacon.com is a funny site | |
| DarkonZero | It's a site with a bunch of ass-shots. | |
| DarkonZero | Wait.... | |
| DarkonZero | That's...www.ilovebackbacon.com | |
| DarkonZero | Man.....nothing like going to work on one of your days off just to go to a meeting. | |
| *** Robbie (konan@auwu.calu.qgvh.futu.this.chat.server) Quit ((signed off)) | ||
| * @Locdog07 dances like a robot | ||
| DarkonZero | DO THE ROBOT! | |
| @Locdog07 | No thanks... not my type | |
| * DarkonZero decides not to bother with d/l'ing the patches now.........damn. | ||
| DarkonZero | Damn servers are swamped. | |
| DarkonZero | Then Dick Durock is gonna appear......things WILL get ugly. | |
| JoMomma | http://www.ilovebacon.com/091901/l.shtml | |
| DarkonZero | Could I trouble any of you with a kick in the pants? | |
| Cal | heh | |
| Cal | Leather seats | |
| @Locdog07 | Negative | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'arnoldcallsfunnyindian.mp3' | ||
| [@Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| DarkonZero | Go Go Go! | |
| Cal | no no no | |
| JoMomma | Oh here's one http://www.ilovebacon.com/091901/k.shtml | |
| DarkonZero | Get Outta There.....It's Gonna Blow. | |
| DarkonZero | . to ! | |
| DarkonZero | CS on the brain...... | |
| @Locdog07 | out of your pants? | |
| DarkonZero | Heh.....whatever floats your boat. | |
| DarkonZero | Sicko. | |
| @Locdog07 | You fuckin... punk.... bitch ass nigger. | |
| @Locdog07 | <Arnold> Oh shuttup! You idiot! | |
| Cal | This is Howser. | |
| @Locdog07 | heh | |
| JoMomma | This is a poopie suit. | |
| Cal | To help us... not to fuck us up. To help men who are going out there to try to earn a living! You fairy. You company man. | |
| Cal | C'mon baby, you're the girl of my dreams. | |
| [SOUND] | ||
| JoMomma | o/` Company man. Company man. Company man hates particle man. They have a fight. Company wins. Company man. o/` | |
| DarkonZero | Huh? | |
| * Cal hears accordian music | ||
| Cal | ...but from where? | |
| * JoMomma points to Cal's butt | ||
| @Locdog07 | oh dear lord | |
| Cal | No | |
| DarkonZero | Is Company Man Microsoft? | |
| @Locdog07 | xquote, search my ass | |
| @Sentroid91 | 9,1Quote containing my ass: 1,9 * TonicBH is worried <Sentroid91> not bored? <TonicBH> I'm worried that the PS2 will kill the Dreamcast. <Sentroid91> duh <TonicBH> It won't. <Sentroid91> Well first of all, DC isn't a DVD player. <TonicBH> It'll have one sometime next year <Sentroid91> Yeah, just like Saturn was gonna have a disk drive <TonicBH> But it might have DVD support. <Sentroid91> My ass might have DVD support <JoMomma> O_O | |
| Cal | I checked there already | |
| JoMomma | <JR> Oh dear lord | |
| @Locdog07 | That kid has a family, for cryin' out loud | |
| @Locdog07 | Barbeque sauce | |
| @Locdog07 | xquote, search bon jovi | |
| @Sentroid91 | 9,1Quote containing bon jovi: 1,9 <IncredibleMeltingMan> Bon Jovi sounds like Bruce Springsteen coming out of my ass! <jasoN> how many times have you heard Bruce Springsteen coming out of your ass? <Halo09> <Melty> 27 <jasoN> lol <jasoN> *slurp* <jasoN> *slurp* <Sentroid91> In a row? <Locdog07> Try not to play any Bruce Springsteen from your ass on the way to the parking lot | |
| Cal | http://www.ilovebacon.com/091901/j.shtml | |
| JoMomma | xquote, search of the RAGE of | |
| @Sentroid91 | 1There are no quotes with2 of the RAGE of 1in them, foo! | |
| JoMomma | xquote, search RAGE | |
| @Sentroid91 | 9,1Quote containing RAGE: 1,9 <Greidanus> BLACK RAGE <Greidanus> BLACK RAGE <Greidanus> BLACK RAGE <Greidanus> BLACK RAGE *** Joel (sirmegagig@ACA307E9.ipt.aol.com) Quit (Quit: ) <JoMomma> you scared joel with black rage! <Greidanus> yeah! I'm proud of my blackness! | |
| JoMomma | xquote, search swedish rage | |
| @Sentroid91 | 1There are no quotes with2 swedish rage 1in them, foo! | |
| @DarKrow | xquote, search 360 | |
| @Sentroid91 | 9,1Quote containing 360: 1,9 <DarKrow> I'm capable of over 360 seperate erections a minute. <Sentroid91> I have enough quotes, thanks. | |
| DarkonZero | Heh. | |
| Cal | www.thunderthighs.com | |
| @Locdog07 | real site? | |
| JoMomma | Yep | |
| @Locdog07 | about? | |
| DarkonZero | Guys.....can I ask you a honest question.......does this chatroom make my ass look big? | |
| @DarKrow | yes | |
| * DarkonZero runs away cryin'. | ||
| @Locdog07 | Hey, nothin' wrong with a big ass. | |
| JoMomma | A big ass what though? | |
| @Locdog07 | What? | |
| DarkonZero | Tumor? | |
| @Locdog07 | WHAAAAAAT? | |
| JoMomma | A big ass What? | |
| @Locdog07 | a big ass what | |
| @Locdog07 | WHAAAAAAAAAAT? | |
| @DarKrow | MY ANACONDA DON'T WANT NONE | |
| DarkonZero | NO! | |
| @DarKrow | IF YOU AIN'T GOT BUNS, HUN | |
| @Locdog07 | DK, you don't have an anaconda | |
| DarkonZero | NO SIR-MIX-ALOT! | |
| @Locdog07 | And you got the lyrics wrong anyway | |
| JoMomma | Ewwwww, DK wants to do the nasty with his Anaconda | |
| @DarKrow | No Anaconda | |
| @Locdog07 | Right. | |
| @DarKrow | but I do have a reticulated python | |
| @Locdog07 | No | |
| @Locdog07 | You have a shrivelled up little worm | |
| JoMomma | <Timmyling> No. | |
| Cal | Gah | |
| * DarkonZero tries to figure when it is the best time to be through being cool. | ||
| JoMomma | Aww don't stop being cool | |
| @Locdog07 | when you're in the desert | |
| JoMomma | Unless you wanted to be UltraDork or something | |
| * Cal hates it when he comes home from school to hear DK and Loc chatting about their sexual organs | ||
| JoMomma | But on here that requires a reconnect | |
| JoMomma | BECAUSE SCI-FI IS FULL OF COMPLETE MORONS | |
| DarkonZero | Wait....I stopped being cool when I started to wear a flashlight holster at work. | |
| @Locdog07 | Reconnect your sexual organs | |
| JoMomma | I really hope this server is NOT run on a UNIX platform. | |
| Cal | Radio Shack is great | |
| JoMomma | Cal: Not in bed I hope. | |
| Cal | One of their repair guys came to my house to fix the satellite | |
| Cal | 35 bucks.... | |
| @Locdog07 | and it turned into a porn movie | |
| Cal | Lot better than Dish's $125 fee | |
| DarkonZero | Cal goes to Radio Shack just to ask the guy if they have any female........connectors. | |
| DarkonZero | Then he giggles. | |
| JoMomma | You sure he doesn't ask the guy if HE has any female connectors | |
| @DarKrow | RatioSchlack is not Great | |
| Cal | O_o | |
| JoMomma | DK: You're just saying that cause they fired you | |
| @DarKrow | No | |
| DarkonZero | WHA!?!?! | |
| @DarKrow | I'm saying that because my manager threatened me with a knife | |
| JoMomma | Before that "oh radio shack! Go shop at radio shack! it's great!" | |
| @DarKrow | and also, because they pay you shit | |
| @DarKrow | and because you can't make commission unless you average 35-40 bucks a sale | |
| @DarKrow | etc. | |
| JoMomma | So self centered... so naive | |
| @DarKrow | I was threatened with a knife, jo. | |
| DarkonZero | Damn......I guess I DO have an easy job.....I get paid $9.38 an hour just to be an apprentice. | |
| * KonEl has gtg | ||
| KonEl | buy bye peoples | |
| Cal | That's good | |
| *** KonEl (hello@kdgk.qwdp.yxae.ykmu.this.chat.server) Quit ((signed off)) | ||
| DarkonZero | Yet....I haven't been train squat. | |
| JoMomma | No I'm talking about being naive because 1) You didn't read about how much commission you get 2) You actually GOT a job at Radio Shack | |
| DarkonZero | trained even. | |
| @DarKrow | I was told I'd make 6% commission | |
| JoMomma | BTW did the contract say "You must make a minimum average of $35-40 per sale to get a commission" | |
| @DarKrow | nobody mentioned I had to make 35 bucks a ticket to do it | |
| @DarKrow | no, it did not | |
| @DarKrow | in fact, there never was a contract | |
| JoMomma | Oh? | |
| JoMomma | Naive. | |
| @DarKrow | no. | |
| @Locdog07 | Naive. | |
| @Locdog07 | <DK> Naive is another word for cool guy, right? | |
| JoMomma | What papers did you fill out | |
| @DarKrow | They showed a video, interviewed me, and gave me a job | |
| JoMomma | If any | |
| @DarKrow | an application | |
| JoMomma | Did you read the application about any information for the commissions? | |
| @DarKrow | There WAS none | |
| JoMomma | Then request one | |
| @DarKrow | it's too late now | |
| @DarKrow | and I don't care | |
| JoMomma | You did when you worked there | |
| @DarKrow | I'm done now | |
| JoMomma | You were so happy happy about it. "Oh everybody shop here. It's not bad. Radio Shack doesn't suck, it's just all of the other stores that do" | |
| @DarKrow | if you really want to know the shit I put up with, then I'll post a link to my post on RadioShackSucks.com's board | |
| @DarKrow | That's called "being clueless" | |
| @DarKrow | the appeal wore off quickly once Ed started stealing my sales, and putting me in headlocks | |
| JoMomma | But it's also called gloating and ignoring opinions | |
| DarkonZero | Who wants my job.....I work around video games all da....er....night....and then get chewed out cause I'm told that I don't anything...yet I do try to get done what I can? | |
| @DarKrow | Ed = Manager | |
| Cal | Ed and his dead mother | |
| @Locdog07 | DK = stalker | |
| *** Sentinel (Shawhome@fter.gcik.gtry.lhug.this.chat.server) has joined #Deep13 | ||
| Cal | hehehehe | |
| @DarKrow | hey Sentinel | |
| @DarKrow | http://www.radioshacksucks.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/000027.html | |
| @DarKrow | there. First post is my story | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Clint Eastwood"4,16,0 from 6,014,1Gorillaz14,16,0.6,0 | ||
| DarkonZero | I kinda like Radio Shack...except the one at the local mall......they like follow me around and try to sell me a cell phone. | |
| @DarKrow | All of them do | |
| @DarKrow | My manager would ask me "Why didn't you offer her a cell phone?" | |
| DarkonZero | And all I want is CR 2032 batteries for my Dreamcast VMUs. | |
| @DarKrow | and "she" was a 90 year old lady | |
| @DarKrow | who probably wouldn't understand a cell phone if it told her what to do. | |
| @Locdog07 | and because you were secretly turned on by her broken hip | |
| * DarkonZero is laughing out loud....so much he sounds like Krankor! | ||
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| *** Robbie (konan@uwkt.sptp.qgvh.futu.this.chat.server) has joined #deep13 | ||
| @Locdog07 | wb | |
| DarkonZero | Konan! | |
| @DarKrow | hey Robbie | |
| Robbie | Connection went apeshite. | |
| JoMomma | DK... try this some time (this is what I heard) | |
| Cal | Watch out | |
| Cal | "Kirk" is going to come in here and ping | |
| * Robbie think he should move his computer next to his TV. | ||
| DarkonZero | DUCK AND COVER! | |
| @DarKrow | Kirk? | |
| @Locdog07 | negative | |
| @DarKrow | Captain... James... Ti..BERIUS... Kirk | |
| Robbie | So I can take part in MSTapes. | |
| JoMomma | Go into a Radio Shack, make sure a worker is looking), quickly go to where they have the 1 dollar things like capacitors and resistors and crap | |
| @Locdog07 | Ah. | |
| JoMomma | And just pick up a random cheap item, and go to the counter | |
| JoMomma | From what I heard, they'll think you're one of them "mystery shoppers" that's checking up on them | |
| @Locdog07 | and bludgeon the guy behind the counter to death with it | |
| DarkonZero | Ok.....blugeon the guy with a 8 ohm resistor. | |
| Robbie | Could you use Radio Shack stuff for making bots? | |
| DarkonZero | bludgeon even. | |
| DarkonZero | Yes. | |
| @DarKrow | no, Robbie | |
| DarkonZero | Yes. | |
| @DarKrow | I wouldn't use Radio Shack for batteries any more | |
| @DarKrow | Though, in retrospect, I should have stolen one of the PowerZone cards (before they discontinued them) | |
| @Locdog07 | poor kid got fired from there before he could quit, see, and now he can't boast about it | |
| Robbie | Not even decoration? | |
| @DarKrow | and punched it up to "Free 4-pack of batteries" | |
| DarkonZero | When I went the Radio Shack at the mall......I asked for headphones with a mic....they had them stored about the cashiers counter...the guy tried to grab one...and ended up knocking most of the stuff outta the storage shelf. | |
| @DarKrow | beautiful | |
| @DarKrow | I've got plenty of dumb customer stories, though | |
| DarkonZero | The he tried to sell me a cell phone | |
| @DarKrow | like the guy who bought a Verizon Pre-Paid phone | |
| @DarKrow | it wasn't programmed right (not my fault) | |
| Cal | do tell | |
| @DarKrow | and rather then allow me to reprogram it | |
| @DarKrow | he wanted a replacement | |
| @DarKrow | so I went through the thing | |
| * @Sentroid91 gets out a brandy new Slap Nuts guitar. | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'kabong.wav' | ||
| * @Sentroid91 El-Kabong's Cal with a guitar | ||
| @DarKrow | and when it came time to activate it | |
| @DarKrow | he stormed out, cuz I asked for his credit card number | |
| @DarKrow | I could have used his SSN, or something | |
| @DarKrow | but I never got the chance to ask | |
| @DarKrow | and then, there's the guy who bought a Cable Modem. Oh was that good. | |
| @DarKrow | He got the modem, and the quick start kit | |
| @DarKrow | because Comcast was taking too long to install the one he got from them | |
| @DarKrow | so he buys all of this | |
| @DarKrow | goes home, and find the Comcast guys waiting for him | |
| DarkonZero | Stupidest question I get at work is......"Do you work here?" And they like see it says "Arcade" on my shirt...and I got a radio and other stuff. | |
| @Sentroid91 | Speaking of which. I saved my internet | |
| @DarKrow | I lost a 40 dollar SPIFF | |
| @DarKrow | fucker | |
| @DarKrow | ah, stupid people | |
| * @Locdog07 wants to work at Blockbuster so he can tell Stupid Customer stories like this | ||
| @DarKrow | I also have a co-worker | |
| @DarKrow | and she loves to put in hours of unpaid overtime | |
| @Locdog07 | love interest | |
| * Robbie might work at an electronics Boutique. | ||
| @DarKrow | fixing her section, and stuff | |
| @DarKrow | poor soul. | |
| @Locdog07 | oh wow | |
| @Locdog07 | fixing her section | |
| @DarKrow | She spent a whole day rebuilding the Empty Box storage | |
| @DarKrow | and got nothing | |
| @Locdog07 | Oh wow | |
| DarkonZero | When I go to the theme park located at my workplace.....I get the question...."how do you get outta here?" | |
| @Locdog07 | heh | |
| @DarKrow | heh | |
| DarkonZero | They like walk in a circle for an hour or so trying to find the exit...and they passed it like 10 times. | |
| @Locdog07 | so the customers don't walk around with thought bubbles above their heads with pictures of hamburgers and smiley faces inside | |
| @Locdog07 | ? | |
| @Locdog07 | Theme Park was full of shit, man | |
| @DarKrow | Rollercoaster Tycoon is so much better | |
| @Locdog07 | I was being sarcastic | |
| * @DarKrow builds a powered launch coaster at the top of a hill. | ||
| * @DarKrow cranks the launch speed to maximum | ||
| * @DarKrow turns it on | ||
| DarkonZero | Here's where I work again....http://www.circuscircus.com | |
| @DarKrow | CRASH | |
| @Sentroid91 | ... | |
| @Sentroid91 | Who's Robbie? | |
| @Locdog07 | hi Sent | |
| @Locdog07 | He's a fan from England, I guess | |
| @Sentroid91 | oh | |
| DarkonZero | mp31 | |
| DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
| @Sentroid91 | * Robbie think he should move his computer next to his TV. | |
| * @Locdog07 blinks | ||
| @Sentroid91 | <Robbie> So I can take part in MSTapes. | |
| Robbie | I heard about it from MstieGate. | |
| * DarkonZero listens to a MP3 of 4,1"Captain Scarlet End Theme"4,16,0 from 6,014,1The Spectrum14,16,0.6,0 | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'demon.wav' | ||
| [Cal SOUND] | ||
| * Sound request: can't find 'demon.wav' | ||
| [Cal SOUND] | ||
| *** JoMomma (tom@oivf.eroj.axou.brgd.this.chat.server) Quit ((signed off)) | ||
| DarkonZero | THIS CHAT SERVER! | |
| * Sound request: can't find 'whining.wav' | ||
| [@Locdog07 SOUND] | ||
| @Sentroid91 | And how'd you hear of MSTieGate.com if you don't mid me asking? | |
| @Locdog07 | mid | |
| Robbie | MST3K-DAP? | |
| @Sentroid91 | wow. that was quick | |
| @Locdog07 | yo, it's me, it's me | |
| @Sentroid91 | I only went there yesterday | |
| @Locdog07 | it's DAP | |
| @Sentroid91 | to their site, I mean | |
| Cal | Robbie is a DAP-per Dan man | |
| @DarKrow | Cal killed the conversation! | |
| @DarKrow | w00t! | |
| @Locdog07 | Negative | |
| Robbie | Ahem. | |
| @Locdog07 | hi | |
| Robbie | I just emailed a request to join the CD Tree the forums were setting up. | |
| @Locdog07 | CDs don't grow on trees | |
| @DarKrow | Well, It's fun, but I gotta get the Laundry down | |
| @DarKrow | and then I have an essay to write for English class | |
| @DarKrow | plus some Physical Science shit | |
| Cal | sHIT | |
| @DarKrow | later, fewlz | |
| * @DarKrow is AWAY | ||
| @Locdog07 | that's a lame Haiku | |
| @DarKrow | Haiku this | |
| * @DarKrow kicks Loc in the shin | ||
| DarkonZero | Hai-Kung-fu! | |
| Robbie | Hai-kkeba! | |
| Robbie | Or maybe Hai-kuba. | |
| DarkonZero | D'oh! | |
| @Locdog07 | heh | |
| DarkonZero | Counter-Strike.net......taking forever to load up. | |
| * DarkonZero goes CT to take out all Ts. | ||
| @Locdog07 | You can't take out T, foo' | |
| DarkonZero | Not that T... | |
| DarkonZero | OY! | |
| DarkonZero | Well....I gotta go......later......damn meeting. | |
| @Locdog07 | bye | |
| *** Disconnected | ||
| Session Close: Wed Sep 19 13:56:27 2001 | ||
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